EP 454: Flights & Expectations

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Decisions, Decisions – EP 454: Flights & Expectations

Hosts: Mandii B & WeezyWTF
Release Date: January 5, 2026
Main Theme: Navigating Gift-Giving, Relationship Expectations, Non-Traditional Dating, and Personal Growth

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Overview

In this candid and energetic episode, Mandii B and WeezyWTF reunite after a three-month break to discuss the intricacies of friendship, expectation setting in relationships (especially when it comes to travel and gift-giving), and the evolving landscape of modern dating. The duo shares personal stories—ranging from comedic to deeply vulnerable—on everything from neurodivergent gift wrapping anxieties to family drama revealed through Ancestry.com. The highlight is a fiery debate about a friend's reaction to a partially-paid vacation, opening up a broader exploration of boundaries, standards, and what constitutes “prostitution” versus preference in contemporary romance.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Hosts Reunited: Vibing After a Break

• Timestamps: [00:36]–[03:42]
• Mandii and Weezy are back after three months apart, discussing how rare it is to record so close to release and how their dynamic has changed over time.
• Notable ensemble moments include playful banter, jokes about Mandy’s evolving nicknames, and adjusting to having a small, live audience for the episode.

“I was just like, wow, I'm really happy with how we've both been able to go out and do our own things, but coming back to do this really, like, made me happy.” – Mandii [09:13]

2. The Gift-Giving Segment: Friendship, Rich Gifts, and Neurodivergence

• Timestamps: [04:08]–[13:54]
• Both hosts share laughs and relatability over holiday gift exchanges, with transparency about budgeting, googling gift prices, and what gifts “mean” in adult relationships.
• Mandii vents about her boyfriend’s extravagant but ultimately frustrating Christmas (designer goods but not the “titties” she asked for).
• Weezy describes buying a vintage Nintendo 64, wrapping gifts for adults, and why she values the act of unwrapping presents.
• The conversation shines with real talk about giving to friends versus lovers (coffee cups, candles), the importance of thoughtful gestures, and the comedy in high-end gifting.

“Bitch, I'm definitely finna Google this. This is crazy.” – Mandii [11:25]

3. Setting the Scene: Gender & Home Hospitality

• Timestamps: [15:10]–[16:38]
• Differences in how men and women prepare their homes for guests and lovers: women’s attention to cozy details, makeup wipes, and entertaining contrast with men’s more minimal approach.
• Weezy notes: her partners have had surprisingly “metro” setups.

4. Dating, Expectations, and Standards: The Flights Debate

• Timestamps: [20:00]–[33:17]
• The core debate: Weezy’s friend gets invited on an extravagant trip by a new partner, all expenses paid except her outbound flight. She refuses to go, citing “the principle.”
• The hosts disagree:
  • Weezy frames her friend’s stance as entitled—bordering on “prostitution” (expecting every detail to be covered by a man).
  • Mandii argues that standards are valid, especially if those are the norms a woman is used to (“Once you get treated well... anything less is settling.” – Mandii [27:20]).
  • Both acknowledge that miscommunication and deeper feelings may be at play—does refusal mean she doesn’t like him enough?
• The section is dynamic, funny, and reflective, questioning what it means to have standards, experience “trickery,” or just be principled in the dating world.

“The expectations of how much someone should be doing for you to me needs to be put in check. This is why niggas are... not settling down because they're just too much fucking gratification with girls going crazy to do everything for them.” – Weezy [29:23]

“If a woman isn't willing to spend 300 do to come and see you, she doesn't really like [you].” – Mandii [32:21]

5. Family Drama, Biracial Identity, & Ancestry.com Revelations

• Timestamps: [35:10]–[43:48]
• Mandii shares an intimate family story: her mother, after years of not knowing her full ancestry, learns through DNA testing about hidden family connections and secrets (including a “whole other” set of siblings and questionable parentage).
• The emotional toll, generational trauma, and finding support in chosen family takes center stage.
• Humorous asides (“my Jamaica side of the family, real ghetto...my sister’s dad is deported, my uncle is deported because he was raping my cousin... it’s dark”) are tempered by genuine reflection on identity and healing.

“I don't need that family. Like, I've built so much of my own community with my friends.” – Mandii [42:44]

• The discomfort with newly discovered white relatives being Trump supporters is also unpacked.

6. Segment: Top 10 Easiest Cities to Get Laid In

• Timestamps: [49:03]–[56:13]
• The duo runs through a fun, sex-positive “Tops and Bottoms” list of U.S. cities where singles are most likely to find a hookup, drawing both from personal experience and playful teasing (Miami, LA, Berkeley, Boston, etc.).
• The value of location, culture, and “hoe years” is explored in a lighthearted way.

7. Kinky Court: “The Farting Pastor” & Cult Tendencies

• Timestamps: [56:36]–[63:49]
• Bizarre real-world news: a South African pastor claims to heal congregants by farting on their faces.
• The hosts riff on cults, faith, gullibility, and how sexual kinks can hide behind religious or spiritual justification.
• Weezy and Mandii imagine their own (tongue-in-cheek) sex cults, blending genuine social commentary with over-the-top humor.

8. Reaction: Claudia Jordan on “Slim Pickings” for Women Over 40

• Timestamps: [64:56]–[73:46]
• Claudia Jordan’s interview is played, where she warns women not to assume there’ll always be “more on the shelves” as they age.
• The hosts dissect this “Kevin Samuels”-esque sentiment:
  • Weezy and Mandii push back against the idea of scarcity for midlife black women, highlighting evolving dating standards, increased self-love, and the expansion of options (including younger partners).
  • They debate whether dating truly gets harder or is just shaped by higher standards and more self-knowledge as women age.

“You actually finally finding self love and having standards. That's what makes it hard. But not your age.” – Mandii [73:01]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Gift-Giving Realness:

  • “I love the feeling of unwrapping.” – Weezy [07:33]
  • “I'm definitely finna Google this. This is crazy.” – Mandii [11:25]

• Prostitution or Principle?

  • “This is not a dating experience. That's prostitution.” – Weezy [28:49]
  • “I don't think it's prostitution to have standards.” – Mandii [28:51]

• Family Discovery:

  • “I just found out my daddy, not my daddy, your grandma lied.” – Mandii [36:37]

• Hard Truths on Aging & Dating:

  • “You actually finally finding self-love and having standards. That’s what makes it hard, but not your age.” – Mandii [73:01]

• Cult & Kink Riffs:

  • “All you gotta do is have a weird look going on, and you got it. The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of people you got.” – Weezy [63:04–64:07]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Start | End | |---------|-------|-----| | Banter, Live Format | 00:36 | 03:42 | | Gift-Giving/Neurodivergence | 04:08 | 13:54 | | Dating Hospitality | 15:10 | 16:38 | | Flight Expectations Debate | 20:00 | 33:17 | | Family, Ancestry.com Drama | 35:10 | 43:48 | | Top 10 Easiest Cities | 49:03 | 56:13 | | Kinky Court: Farting Pastor | 56:36 | 63:49 | | Claudia Jordan Clip/Analysis | 64:56 | 73:46 |

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Episode Tone & Style

• Unfiltered & Hilarious: The hosts mock themselves, laugh at each other’s wild antics, and never pull punches when disagreeing.
• Vulnerable & Real: From family secrets to struggles with expectation-setting (in love and friendship), the convo gets deep.
• Sex-Positive & Empowering: Frequent affirmations of women’s independence, agency, and sexual freedom.

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For Listeners Who Haven’t Tuned In

This episode is a classic “Decisions, Decisions” blend: you’ll get therapy-level insights into relationship dynamics, plenty of raunchy laughs, and a refreshingly honest dialogue about the pressures and expectations facing women, particularly in their 30s and beyond. Whether you’re single, coupled, or somewhere in between, the stories, debates, and advice are wholly relatable—think of it as equal parts girls’ night, confessional, and cultural critique.

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Transcript

[Mandy Vasquez]

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[Weezy]

Welcome to Decisions Decisions.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I don't think you should say decisions. It sounded like you was talking to cursing.

[Weezy]

You definitely say the. Welcome.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Welcome to the new podcast.

[Weezy]

Oh, wait, you want to say it together?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Decisions.

[Weezy]

Decisions.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Happy New Year. Welcome, everybody, to another episode of this is Y'.

[Weezy]

All.

[Mandy Vasquez]

This is y'. All. It's your girl, Mandy Le Pew, AKA Mandy Vasquez, AKA Mandy Von, AKA Mandy Dirt. I was ready, girl.

[Weezy]

Mandy Dirt is nuts.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Mandy Dirt.

[Wolf]

Amazing.

[Weezy]

My favorite one.

[Mandy Vasquez]

And I got dirt on you hoes.

[Weezy]

Bitch. What? Pull the card.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Not. Not. Oh, you the hoe. I thought we had talking about you bitches in the YouTube comments. You the hoes. You know that, bitch.

[Weezy]

Guilty. Hi, everybody. My name is Weezy. Welcome back. This episode is special for two reasons. We are recording this Sunday.

[Mandy Vasquez]

We recorded this yesterday, so while y' all listen to it today. We was in here yesterday, baby.

[Weezy]

We ain't never done these. Never.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I feel like we've done it before.

[Weezy]

This feels like the Breakfast Club. I feel like in, out. I don't like it.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Why?

[Weezy]

Like, I could give the weather right now, and it's gonna be the same weather for when y' all hear this.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yes.

[Weezy]

But anyway, we also have been talking a lot about inviting people to watch. Wait.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yes and no. Y'. All. Y', all really. So, y', all.

[Weezy]

We got in, like, sexually, like a pun.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, wait, you making them think we fucking. I don't like that they were to join us.

[Weezy]

Actually, five people are watching us right now.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Is it five? Okay.

[Weezy]

Not y'.

[Mandy Vasquez]

All counting Billy, too? Yeah. No. So we have. We do have an audience, so if you hear laughter. Unfortunately, I don't have a laugh sign, which I really wanted. Cause, bitch, y' all better laugh when I'm. When I'm funny. But we have an audience watching us. Shut up. Oh, my God. Oh, I don't like this. Now, y' all could go. Y' all can go.

[Weezy]

I can't wait to have a moment, like. Right, everybody you know when I be like, leave in the comments. Who's right? Finally, bitch.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But, yeah, basically, we just came from doing breath work with our patrons, and Weezy and I are in good spirits. So we were like, oh, shit, we can have people come watch us this time. Cause we was talking about even doing live streaming, but we don't really be talking until the mics turn on sometimes. And I was like, I don't want them to see us be awkward. But, y', all, we haven't seen each other in three months.

[Weezy]

All nine years. No.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Ed and Wolf. Me, me, me, me, me.

[Weezy]

What was Wolf?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Why do you want. Why do you want to bring up negativity? Yeah, we've got to start, right?

[Weezy]

No, the worst was Eddie from For Backstate loves to bring it up. Mandy and I were recording, and Eddie was coming in to record after. And Mandy gets to the door, and she goes, I don't know how you fucking deal with her. He was like, what?

[Mandy Vasquez]

What the fuck, Freddie? But no, y', all, we have not seen each other in three months, believe it or not.

[Weezy]

And it's great.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, my God, y', all, we've been agreeing on calls.

[Weezy]

We actually jumped down someone's throat together.

[Mandy Vasquez]

And I was like, actually, you not listening to Weezy. And I agree with her. When have you. When have you ever heard me say such a thing?

[Weezy]

Baby, be like, the sky is blue. And I be like, is it like you know everything?

[Mandy Vasquez]

You could tell you ain't been here in a while. Cause the way you just not wanting to talk into this microphone.

[Weezy]

No, I'm performing. Well, can you make it so that the screen. I'm looking at myself, and it's giving me anxiety.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Why?

[Weezy]

Yeah, it is.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You don't want to look at yourself.

[Weezy]

No.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Not with your little blonde hair. Look at you trying to be like me for the 2026.

[Weezy]

Let's just get so. Okay, y'.

[Mandy Vasquez]

All. So basically, I kind of forced Weezy to give me a gift. Cause I told her on Patreon, I got you a gift. She said, shit, bitch. Now I gotta get you some.

[Weezy]

By the way, somebody in the comments was like, why'd you ask how much it is? That's so tacky. Hold on. Can we be honest here? Nigga, when someone gets you a gift, the first thing you think is like, damn.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, I'm not gonna lie how much I'm Googling it because you're rich.

[Weezy]

I love bitch. I Google it every time.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay?

[Weezy]

I had a bitch get me a fucking incense. And I was like, what? And Then I saw it was $78.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I was like, oh, a $78 incense?

[Weezy]

No, it was from like some high end company. But right when she handed it to me, she was like, you're gonna lie this, you're gonna lie this? And then I saw it and I'm like, this is ridiculous. But, you know, you got to Google it.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, yeah. No one Google my Christmas gift. One of my boyfriends actually pissed me off with the gift giving for Christmas. So y' all know I've been asking for titties for about a year now. And he had the nerve to tell me his thought process. He doesn't like to give people what they ask for. So he literally spent the amount of my titties in gifts and said, just so you could see, I could give you the titties if I wanted to, but. And I was like, excuse me, Nikka.

[Weezy]

What were the gifts, though?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Dolce and Gabbana robe. Dolce and Gabbana boots. Dolce and Gabbana belt. But the boots was like $2,000, girl. And they don't fit these cabs. So I had to ask for a gift receipt. And I'm like, fuck, now I gotta go shopping for boots that fit these cabs. But he literally spent four. Almost four grand. Or a little over four grand.

[Weezy]

I don't give a fuck, nigga, the tits is 12.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Well, no, bitch, I was gonna take my ass to doctor, girl. What the fuck you mean? Actually, I get a little lipo at the same time. You know what I mean? I was gonna get it. Gonna get it all done. But yeah, he did that bullshit. But I was like, oh, my God. Me and Weezy have been agreeing with each other. Let me show her, I don't know the word. Gratefulness.

[Weezy]

Gratitude.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Gratitude. There we go. And I was like, I'm gonna get her a little gift. And you know, you're the only person I gotta get. No, the nigga who spent all the money.

[Weezy]

I got him a gift.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But you get him cigars. But expensive ones. Like, what? What?

[Weezy]

No, that's a good gift.

[Mandy Vasquez]

And it was expensive.

[Weezy]

What else are you gonna get a multi millionaire?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Like, more money, expensive gifts?

[Weezy]

No, no, that's a good gift.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Cigars, where he was like, did I.

[Weezy]

Tell everybody when I got my bo?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Sure.

[Weezy]

No, I've been saying. Did I bring it up?

[Mandy Vasquez]

No.

[Weezy]

Okay, so I got him a vintage.

[Mandy Vasquez]

We're on a podcast.

[Weezy]

I don't believe this is true. Nintendo 64s or vintage.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, wait, you did, you did, you did.

[Weezy]

He opened that gift because he's not a gamer. I was like, bruh, like, it was such a cool turning y' all into a gamer in 2020, but even the way it looks on the counter, like, in front of the tv is just fire. Because you're like, bro. But we tried to play it. I'm going tell you right now. That shit was difficult. Like, it. I don't know.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It's up, down, ab.

[Weezy]

No, no, no. The way it looks now, like we're doing HD shit. Like niggas is coming out of the screen. We got AI to go back to what I plan.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I love a little 2D game. A bitch give me a.

[Weezy]

That shit was 1D, baby.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I just went to the arcade at the little fun spot. Bitch, I was doing pet, man.

[Guest/Other]

Like.

[Weezy]

Arcade. That's my favorite kind of.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I like the little first date.

[Weezy]

I be doing shit like this.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, now you're doing a lot. Wait, wait, wait.

[Weezy]

Let's play this game air hockey.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Wait, you rap? You wrapped the gift?

[Weezy]

Yeah, of course I wrapped it.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay. So you guys can talk about us in the comments. I'm neurodivergent, so you can decide what part of neurodivergence I am based on our gift giving skills.

[Wolf]

You're big neural.

[Weezy]

Wait, for real? No, I just feel like people, as adults, we don't get to unwrap. I love the feeling of unwrapping.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You know what's crazy? I looked at the fucking wrapping paper with the Scotch tape and got anxiety. I said, fuck no, bitch, I'm not wrapping, mind you. They're boxes. They're in boxes.

[Weezy]

Well, your gift is actually wrapped by the store.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, okay.

[Weezy]

But I just didn't want you to know where it's from because when you see the box, you'll know where it's from.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So that.

[Weezy]

Read the card. You bitch. Bitch.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You know what's crazy?

[Weezy]

What?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Watch. They got each other.

[Wolf]

Open the card first.

[Weezy]

No way, no way, no way.

[Wolf]

She's gonna probably know.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, my God, I'm about to choke. You know why I got you? What? I got you? Cause I knew you was gonna give me what I got you.

[Weezy]

No way.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But I added extra. I added extra credit.

[Weezy]

No, no, no, no, no. This ain't the same.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It is the same.

[Weezy]

No, it's not.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, wait, wait.

[Wolf]

Read the front of the card.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I never read the front.

[Weezy]

Me neither.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Peace, love and Jay Joy.

[Weezy]

It's from the. It's from the pack of 20.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Like, damn, one of my niggas name is Jay.

[Weezy]

Everybody got this card.

[Mandy Vasquez]

My n. Here's To a new start. Mandy, with two I's. Thank you. And hopefully more Xmas gifts. Damn not. You want more Xmas gifts.

[Weezy]

I do.

[Mandy Vasquez]

And hopefully more Xmas gifts and great vibes. As we approach our 10th year, enjoy a luxurious new way to feed your addiction. That the card actually says.

[Weezy]

What do you think it is?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Hope your Christmas is filled with the true gifts of the season. Love, wheezy.

[Wolf]

Aw.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So, y', all, I just came and memorized my vows. Um.

[Weezy]

What?

[Mandy Vasquez]

But it literally was this, like, knowing that we're getting into our 10th year. I think sitting with myself a little bit more in therapy, but also, like, really taking the step away from you for so long and coming back and feeling like, damn, do I miss this bitch? But also, like, really being excited about what we've created. I was just like, wow, I'm really happy with how we've both been able to go out and do our own things, but coming back to do this really, like, made me happy. No, I asked my therapist. I said, is it doing too much that I buy her a gift?

[Weezy]

No, I missed. I miss doing the pod, too. Three months off. Okay, I realize it's.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, we needed three months off. No, we did, y'.

[Weezy]

All. Chili chocolate.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It gives you.

[Weezy]

But you know what's funny? One of my. Either my ex boyfriend or a close friend of mine said, you and Mandy are going to stop doing the podcast and suddenly want to see each other. Years later, you can be in your 40s and be like, oh, I'm in the same city. Let's have a conversation. She's like, watch. You hate each other today because it's too much decision making.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, bitch in our 40s. Dude, we still gonna have Patreon, Bitch, that's only in five years, bitch. We at least still gonna be doing a Patreon. Oh, man.

[Weezy]

You really want to know? I got a gift.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Ain't going nowhere, y'.

[Weezy]

All.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Y' all hoes might get it on the zoom. It might just be virtual.

[Weezy]

But if I said it's a feature.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I know what the gift is.

[Weezy]

What?

[Mandy Vasquez]

That's why I got you your gift.

[Weezy]

What is it, y'?

[Mandy Vasquez]

All? Do y' all wanna know what this is? This is a Le Labo candle.

[Weezy]

Girl, open.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, no. Damn.

[Weezy]

You really about to be. Damn. Yeah, you about to be.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It's a dog collar. Okay. She got. Damn.

[Weezy]

What color is the box? Wow.

[Wolf]

It's a nice box.

[Mandy Vasquez]

We ain't going. I ain't spend as much on you.

[Wolf]

The budget was budgeting.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You said it was worth A cat dog. Like a cat collar.

[Weezy]

I said to feed your.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Because I know you be doing.

[Weezy]

So what are you addicted to?

[Mandy Vasquez]

What am I. Hold on. What am I addicted to?

[Wolf]

What are you addicted to?

[Weezy]

Hold on.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Bitch, sit down.

[Wolf]

Talk about.

[Weezy]

This is a luxurious way to feed your addiction.

[Mandy Vasquez]

A luxurious way to feed my addiction. Bitch, I just took a shroom. I don't know. I like dick.

[Wolf]

Yeah. This is bad timing.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay. Yes, this is an addiction.

[Weezy]

Coffee.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Coffee I do have. Now. This is some rich people shit, bitch.

[Weezy]

I know you would never buy it for yourself ever, but now you have an outlet.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Bitch, I'm definitely finna Google this. This is crazy.

[Weezy]

It was 200.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It was what?

[Weezy]

200. I. I'll give you. Okay.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I actually spent more on you. Okay. Oh, I was going to give you.

[Weezy]

Your gift receipt if you want to turn it into a bracelet.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Wow. This is. This is. This is nice. And I just. This is to go with my $500 coffee maker.

[Guest/Other]

I got.

[Weezy]

I know.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So this is really nice. Like.

[Wolf]

And that's an expensive cup.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I ain't bought it.

[Wolf]

I just looked.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I ain't buy it.

[Weezy]

You said what?

[Wolf]

I just looked it up.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, so in order to make it.

[Weezy]

Wait, a Le Labo candle. You thought, I got a candle, But.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I got two things. Cause that's what you get everybody. So I got that look. I got her the whole Le Labo scent. Bitch. I just know you always say you give people Le Labo. I bought someone this. No, I know. That's why I said. I listened. Oh, my God. Sontal and sontal. So I said, I'm finna get her something that I know a. She gonna like, love it. She got a new house.

[Weezy]

Basil.

[Wolf]

Don't get your microphone.

[Weezy]

Dibbit. Favorite, huh?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, and then I got her her favorite scent. This is like, you listen. But also, I know that you say you give this, you gift people this every time because it means you care, but it ain't doing too much.

[Weezy]

Exactly.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I know.

[Weezy]

This is what you get, niggas.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You're androgynous.

[Weezy]

Wait, hold on. Let me make you laugh. Wolf. Wolf, what did you get for Christmas from wtf?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Wait, you got wolf filet lava candle. But look, it says your name on it, too.

[Weezy]

That's what they do.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, thank you, girl. All I know, Bobby, you ain't.

[Weezy]

I got this from Lenox. You bought this is an Atlanta candle. Don't do that. Wait, bitch.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Cause you know this is Bloomindales.

[Weezy]

You know, I caught up. Got caught up with somebody about this fucking candle. Why thank you, by the way, this is a great gift. So the lelavo candles will always tell you where it's made and the date it was made. So. Oh, Olbe told me one year he didn't answer the phone because he was getting my gift now.

[Mandy Vasquez]

The gift, not us getting into tea about the gift giving. N gonna find a way to lie now.

[Weezy]

This was like Christmas Eve. He was like, I'm running around, da, da da, da da. I'll talk to you later. He didn't call me for eight hours. He was like, oh, it's so hard to get your gift now. He ended up getting me this huge diffuser and a $500 little.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I saw the $500 one. That's why I was like, oh, shit.

[Weezy]

Alex got me that. So he got me all these little things. I look at the date. It was a week before bitch. So we in a riddle. I'm like, oh, my God, I love it so much. Ba. Where the fuck you was at yesterday? Fuck, nigga.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Bitch.

[Weezy]

I was going in on something.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Wait, what did he. What was the lie he came up with?

[Weezy]

Oh, I didn't want to tell you, but I had to take the bath.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Cause the scent was rotten, girl.

[Weezy]

I don't remember, but you know I was cheating, so it didn't matter.

[Mandy Vasquez]

That's crazy. That's crazy. Well, thank you. No, this is nice.

[Guest/Other]

Thank you.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I got a little orange box, y'.

[Weezy]

All. Bitch.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yes. Okay. Luxurious. Way to feed my addiction. Yes.

[Weezy]

Right?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yes. And then this is your addiction.

[Weezy]

Let's just do the same thing every year.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I'll get you another one. Okay, well, now I can't get Le Labo candles. Well, they got different scents.

[Weezy]

I'm gonna get you. And now I'll get you a cocktail glass. Now I'll get you an ashtray.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I don't smoke an ashtray.

[Weezy]

You don't smoke weed?

[Mandy Vasquez]

No.

[Weezy]

Really?

[Mandy Vasquez]

I like.

[Weezy]

You give me, like, I give you.

[Mandy Vasquez]

What I give you that a bitch just be rolling blast.

[Weezy]

But you do give, like, n that come over and be smoking weed. And I smoke it with them.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, not anymore.

[Weezy]

Okay, girl?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Not anymore.

[Weezy]

Well, so do cigars not need to be asked?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Well, the old niggas got the cigars. Oh, you not smoking a cigar in my house. You not doing it, baby.

[Weezy]

Yuck.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Ugh. And then the y N, it be tequila. It just be tequila and shrooms.

[Weezy]

You know, I feel like women don't have the house set, like, you know how set the house for women.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Who.

[Weezy]

I don't know what you mean. I'M going over.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Y' all cozy. You giving me way too much credit.

[Weezy]

Hold on. Y' all telling me you haven't with a got makeup wipes and shit?

[Mandy Vasquez]

You do you girl, you deal with hoes, but you don't. Clearly you don't deal with the average man.

[Weezy]

Do I really not?

[Mandy Vasquez]

What, what, what.

[Weezy]

What type of niggas you fucking with? My niggas be having essential oils beats for makeup wipes.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Like, there are. There is a group of women in here shaking their head.

[Wolf]

Yeah, I don't know about makeup wig.

[Weezy]

I really.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Women. Women set the scene. That's why men want to pull up on women all the time. Women have freaking sparkling water and flack.

[Wolf]

And that should be.

[Mandy Vasquez]

They have talent.

[Weezy]

I am actually feel like my homegirls are not setting the scene for what niggas want.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Like, I've been having just talk about why they all single then.

[Weezy]

Okay, like, well, for a shady way, no. One conversation I recently had with my homegirl, she was just like, I'm not drinking. So I don't even have alcohol in my house. And like, if he wants to have this, he can buy it. He can bring over his Hennessy. And I'm like, bro, if you are hosting somebody in your house, this is what the fuck?

[Mandy Vasquez]

I got Scotch, single malt liquor just for a nigga.

[Weezy]

That's what they drink.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I got Tennessee just fo a nickel. I got. I don't drink the brown now. I do drink the Jameson, but guess what? I got for me the pickle juice to go with the Jameson, baby. I'm baking. Niggas take pickle backs in my house.

[Weezy]

She gonna be doing it right out the Hermes, By the way. You know what else I would like to say? I really don't know what it's like to be with niggas that ain't almost halfway metro. Like most niggas that I've been fucking with the last five years of my life, they got nice products in their home. They have their, like. They got they good shit going on. I was in this like, fake little IG argument with a nigga who was like, trying to talk to me when he saw me out and then went into the DMs again. And I know who he is. He be out. I'm like, yo, you hella disrespectful. And I was like, you really lucky my nigga was in the bathroom when you said that, because if he would have caught you sitting there, I was like, you probably would got your ass whooped. And he was like, oh, you and that nigga. That be Bonnet to Bonnet. Let me tell you something. Fuck, nigga, my man will get up. We could be getting robbed. Bitch dick swinging Bonnet on protecting the house. That is what the is you talking about.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Just because Bonnet to Bonnet is crazy. Bonnet Tonic is crazy.

[Weezy]

Yeah, Bonnet, the bonnet.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Why you hating Chris Brown?

[Weezy]

We need to wear dreads and don't fucking protect they shit. You be ever seeing dreads, they be looking all funky and dirty and nasty. No, no, I don't fuck with wic. I don't clean your shit up.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, y' all now she done upgraded from the wicks.

[Weezy]

Look at I did.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, you.

[Weezy]

I don't want no. Whose hair th like, bro, if your head is something, we gotta get the out of here. Oh, stop it. Don't. We are Bonnet to Bonnet.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, well, what you be doing with yours?

[Weezy]

Well, I guess I'm gonna come smell him.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Well, not you gonna smell his dress. This is so violation. This is. This is problematic. They gonna get on. Yeah, this is problematic.

[Weezy]

Girl, clean your oh too.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, the oh, how long you gonna.

[Weezy]

Have them braids in? Take em out. Wash them. Ooh, a protective style don't mean you don't wash it.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, damn.

[Wolf]

What did he say to you?

[Mandy Vasquez]

I just want y' all to know I can't wash a 27 piece.

[Weezy]

So that's why if you.

[Mandy Vasquez]

This ain't getting washed underneath. You keep that other going like this, bitch. Mind your business.

[Weezy]

No, bitch. That motherfucking past three weeks. We finna talk.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It says it could last three weeks.

[Weezy]

Three weeks is the max, honey. You hit 23 days, it's a little bitch.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I'mma keep it in for 23 days just cause you. If it lifts, bitch.

[Weezy]

If it lifts up.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Actually, she braided, she added, so it's braided underneath.

[Weezy]

Not you got a braid, bitch, I got a braid.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I said, ooh, not my hair braided, bitch.

[Weezy]

You know, I really do like the mullet. I actually want to see how you play with other colors, too.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I was the colors scares me. My homeboy just sent me one. He was like, ooh, in February, you should do red and pink. And I was like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Wolf]

What's a lot?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Hold on.

[Wolf]

All I see it.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Calm it down. You call me hard. Calm it down. But I guess we could start with a catch up with what's been going on in our life. Is there anything for you, y'?

[Weezy]

All?

[Mandy Vasquez]

I have a very biracial story to share. What? You don't have nothing?

[Weezy]

The only catch Up. I could think of holidays. Good. I don't. Oh, oh. Trap is expanding. If you guys hate Pilates, go ahead, come over. We now have yoga mat sculpt hit. Eventually we'll be doing barre dance. And I got a tort class coming too.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Come on, twerk class.

[Weezy]

I will say we've been having this conversation for so long, and it's funny because the girl I argued with it about, she was like, oh, you could bring it up in the pot. I don't give a fuck. Because I know she gonna agree with me.

[Mandy Vasquez]

And I was like, wait, about what?

[Weezy]

Okay, so this is how be sounding like prostitute.

[Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay. And this is where the clip is gonna be. Go ahead. How do sound like. How do sound like prostitutes?

[Weezy]

So without it being too specific, homegirl's been dating a dude maybe a month and a half. Okay.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay.

[Weezy]

This is not an athlete or a super wealthy guy, but well, to do.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay.

[Weezy]

Enough money to take them to a nice hotel on an island. Okay, so he's paying for the hotel. The hotel is about $700 a night, which I think is actually very, very pricey.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Very pricey.

[Weezy]

And they are flying back to New York together. She is currently in another city because she was working in another city.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay.

[Weezy]

Because she was going to meet him on this island. She hits me to say, hopefully it.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Ain'T one off the coast of Venezuela. They gonna get stuck there, bitch.

[Weezy]

At this point, Turks and Caicos.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, I think that might be one of the ones, bitch. No, no, girl, do you not keep up with the politics?

[Weezy]

No, I don't think the Turks is that close to Venezuela.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, girl, it's Puerto Rico. It's Caraca. It's Aruba. It's the Caribbean, bitch.

[Weezy]

Oh, well, they ain't going anyway because the trip stops. So here it goes. So she was basically like. I was like, oh, you got your outfits ready? Da da. She was like, girl, I don't even know if I'm going on Tuesday. I was like, why? She was like, cause this nigga didn't get my flight to the Turks. And I'm like, but he got your flight back with you. You're flying from somewhere else. He's not flying with you. I'm like, I get it. But like, who cares? He got that nice ass to sound like a prostitute. She said, mandy couldn't agree with me. So. Okay. So she's like, yeah, but he planned the trip for us without getting my flight. And I'm like, bro, how much is the flight to get to the Turks?

[Mandy Vasquez]

From where you at, it's calling it the Turks is crazy.

[Weezy]

The Turks.380, right? Oh. And I'm like, so you're about to cancel a trip over 380?

[Mandy Vasquez]

She's like, it's the principal.

[Weezy]

So here's the principal for him, bitch.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh.

[Weezy]

So she lets him know. He's like, yo, what time do you get in? I have the driver picking us up. I want to have the driver pick us up at the same time. I'll wait for you. She said, you should be telling me what time I get in.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Facts.

[Weezy]

He said, oh. And she's like, I sent you the hotel. I sent you my travel information. Da, da, da, da. He's like, facts. I got our flights going back together. We're in first. I got the hotel you wanted. They're staying at the Short Club, which is very pricey. And she's like, but you didn't get my flight there. He's like, to be quite honest with you, it actually didn't cross my mind because I assumed we were booking our flights together. What I will tell you, though, I'm very bothered by the fact that you wouldn't even jump on a plane to come for this trip.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I planned to come hop on your dick. Suck your dick.

[Weezy]

But wait, like, that's so prostitute.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But that's fine. But if we're not together, they've been dating, bro. This is what is dating. But what is dating?

[Weezy]

They've been.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I hate that.

[Weezy]

Every week in New York.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I hate that D word. That's the D word I hate.

[Weezy]

Okay, well, let me explain what is dating. Why is it to hop on his dick when the bitch told him a few weeks ago, it's too cold, while they were hanging out at the Blue Note, and he was like, cool, let's go on a trip. Where do you want to go? And booked all that shit for you. This is a dude that works on Wall street, that's not a millionaire, that's not a thousand there. He's somewhere right in the middle. But like, these are not the fucking trick ass niggas that you seeing online putting bitches on a private jet.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So if you're. You're going, you're going from one.

[Weezy]

No, no, no. I'm really not though, Mandy. Because the expectation that that man had to get the flight or you won't go.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You. Well, first off, you invited me to the island. Hold on. I said, it's cold, I would like to be somewhere. He says, let's do a trip. To me, if a man, the Same way we say, if a man invites you on a date, he should pay for it. If a man invites me on a trip, bitch, I might not have that three inches to me.

[Weezy]

This is not invited.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, but, but, but let me finish. If he's like, I want to take you on a trip, let's go on a trip. You're. You're starting this. You're starting the whole thing. You're inviting me on a trip. If you're inviting me on the trip, I'm not going to lie. I don't expect to at all pay for my flight or whatever because you invited me on a trip. So for me, you don't know If I got the 380. You don't know how I'm spending my money for the holiday. It doesn't. It doesn't matter. No, no, no, no.

[Weezy]

Wait, hold on.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But wait. I don't like when niggas assume I got the money.

[Weezy]

But wait, man, it does. They both met on Wall street. She's got 380 and more. And so does he. But here's the thing, right? When I said, well, how did it get to the point where he booked your flights there, but not on the way? Yeah. So she's like, when he was booking the flights, I don't know what side of the west coast she on. Scottsdale, Fox she at, but she basically was like. He was like, oh, I'm going to get around to. She's like, I'm not sure yet. Keep you posted. So there's some miscommunication there, right? So you were either supposed to let this nigga know when or whatever. Here's the point. He basically said to her, I'm gonna be real with you. I didn't expect you to spend a dollar on this trip. He said, however, I didn't know which you got the driver. You've got a fabulous hotel for us. You booked us first class on Delta back home. That's doing it up to literally say. And I actually kind of believe him. He's like, yo, you had your worksheet going on. I didn't know if you were gonna reroute your flight. But now it's such a problem that I didn't book this flight. That you're willing to not show up to see me is hella weird.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, so here's what I think needs to happen in dating, right? That D word, right? Both parties need to be real with each other. If your friend actually liked this nigga, 380 wouldn't have it. Wouldn't have even been a thing. The real thing is. Hold on. The real fact of the matter is she don't really like this nigga.

[Weezy]

That's not true, bro.

[Mandy Vasquez]

When a woman really likes a man, it's, let's plan this together, let's do this together. A lot of women, especially if you're saying she's a woman with her own money, doesn't mind going in on her part of the deal or a quarter of the.

[Weezy]

I agree with you here, but here's the thing. That's not the case. She's hella excited about him. Every post on her close friend.

[Guest/Other]

Ah, ah, ah.

[Weezy]

I'm telling you, that's not the case. And where the real problem lies, this is.

[Mandy Vasquez]

This is the root of expectation that.

[Weezy]

You don't even know how to date because you really think you need to be tricked on right now. The nigga thinks that he's operating in a normal fucking dating experience with you, but you're just expecting it to be laid out for you. And this is a friend that's also cried to me about being alone and single. This guy heard you were cold at a jazz club and was like, yo, what's a place you haven't been to that you want to go? I'm sorry, but I can absolutely see how two people.

[Wolf]

I would have just gave her my jacket.

[Weezy]

Like, I'm not like, is that church and cake?

[Wolf]

I don't have that budget.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You cold, nigga? Here go Jackie. I'm not gonna lie. Here's the thing.

[Weezy]

Anyway, so they're not going, though.

[Mandy Vasquez]

That's what's happening. Fine. But when it comes to dating, at the end of the day, as a woman, a woman with money, when you have it and you really want to be with the man, you don't mind spending it. However, I'm not also going to start the year off by saying, if a woman is used to certain treatment, a lot of times that's what they're used to. It doesn't have to be prostitution. Me and my friends talk about this all the time. Once you get treated well, once you're used to getting a certain amount of gifts, once you're used to traveling a certain way, once you're used, like, bro, I have.

[Weezy]

So now you can only date men. I have a man right now for every single day.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Not that. But to me it is, though. If you're a woman who doesn't want to settle, I'm not going to lie. I have a man that's. That flies in to take me to dinner.

[Weezy]

But Mandy, what's the settling here?

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, to me, it's settling if she's used to a man moving and operating a certain way. I don't want to even push this into prostitution as much of when a woman experiences something and really likes it, anything less than that is settling. Anything less than that.

[Weezy]

Now we actually have to talk about then expectations, right? So here's where I believe she's absolutely wrong. When me and her got to the point we're okay. When we started really arguing on the call, I'm like, this is me you're talking to. I've been in your home while you've cried, while niggas have done you dirty. You've complained and complained and complained. You went through the whole group chat to tell us how great this guy is, how smart he is, how thoughtful. And you literally are sitting here, canceling a trip and doing all this shit to be alone again. Because he didn't get the flight there. He only got the first class back. He got the hotel. You wanted the driver. The driver that like that you didn't fucking need.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Also, why she ain't just asked for the flight because she don't really like him.

[Wolf]

Well, I'm not gonna lie.

[Weezy]

That's not it, Manny.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I'm not gonna lie.

[Wolf]

I feel like that might be it too, bro.

[Weezy]

No, bro, I'm telling you, if a.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Bitch like her, she's spending the 380.

[Weezy]

I think that you need to get rid of that thought. Because the real problem why I said we could disagree.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Well, no, I'm telling you. Hold on.

[Weezy]

Like, nigga, I'm telling you why. This is an issue in her mind. She cannot do this because he hasn't paid for everything.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Good for her.

[Weezy]

No matter get off his movie, get.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You a nigga that's gonna do what you want.

[Weezy]

And this why these hoes finna have nobody.

[Mandy Vasquez]

And it's okay to have nobody until the right one come.

[Weezy]

Why does the right one need to do every single thing? That's ridiculous.

[Mandy Vasquez]

He doesn't mind. You a man.

[Weezy]

This is not a dating experience. That's prostitution.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I don't think it's prostitution to have standards. And that's the thing, too. At the end of the day, you don't need to just settle with a man if that's not everything that you want, if he not gonna do it as women. What I love right now, in this modern era of dating, if she has the money, bro, it ain't nothing wrong to just be by yourself. It's nothing wrong with just staying Single.

[Weezy]

Of course there's not.

[Mandy Vasquez]

And of course she wants somebody. But I'm not gonna sit here and tell the girl to go be with somebody who she feels like, damn, now this is gonna be a thing. Every time we gotta go on a trip, he not gonna move how I want to move over the flight.

[Weezy]

Because you had a bro, they didn't fly together from the same city. She didn't know what time she could leave work. And this is suddenly his fault? And this is what I mean. The expectations of how much someone should be doing for you to me needs to be put in check. This is why niggas are fucking all over the place with women and not settling down because they're just too much fucking gratification with girls going crazy to do everything for them. But this shit to me is super ridiculous because it's the idea that that you are owed everything that is not a real dating experience. Unless you want to be dating multimillionaires. If you want to be a taken woman, this is normal. I'm sorry, but unless my homegirls were dating someone super wealthy. Going on trips is a moderate thing. You're having a luxurious experience at one of the best fucking hotels in the Turks. You're flying first class home. He has the driver picking you up and was considerate enough to sit in the airport. And you can't understand is cuz she.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Don'T like him that much. I'm sticking with that.

[Wolf]

Did she go?

[Mandy Vasquez]

No.

[Weezy]

The trip got canc so disappointed that she got upset over it and said she wouldn't come. He was like, yo, and even worse.

[Mandy Vasquez]

What if that was a test? What if that did that on purpose? Them the worst type of. That's an expensive test. They both had maybe doing that as test. Let me see if she gonna spend a 380 to get herself here.

[Weezy]

No, no, no. I don't think that was a test.

[Mandy Vasquez]

For him to say regardless, him not buying her flight, but buying one way make it make sense.

[Weezy]

Like she was in the same city.

[Mandy Vasquez]

He was testing her. At the end of the day, I'm glad they could both go out into the wilderness and find other people.

[Weezy]

But basically this is how it ended. So he said, oh shit, I didn't realize you didn't have it. You told me you were gonna keep me posted. She was like, yeah, you knew I was in Arizona or whatever. So I guess they got into this little thing. He calls her on the phone, he's like, I don't want to get shit fucked up over text. Like what's going on. Good call. And she said, yeah, like, I'm not leaving New York unless you get my flight. You never got my flight for this trip. He said, you're not leaving New York, are you dead ass. He's like, you know how, like, hard I'm working on this. You wanted to go to this restaurant. I had to book this blog at our boat. Like, are you fucking kidding me? He was like, that's insane to me because I thought we were really enjoying each other. And she was like, I'm not going to enjoy paying for my flight. And he said, okay, cool. I guess we ain't enjoying the trip. And canceled everything.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Nah, that Nigga brought another over 380. First of all, I would have too.

[Weezy]

He went.

[Mandy Vasquez]

He had someone else as a backup. He probably still went.

[Wolf]

He probably had more.

[Mandy Vasquez]

He still kept the whole same shit. It was her. And said, oh, this bitch wanna do that. Don't worry, mind. You canceled her flight. Which sucks, cause it's under her name. She gonna keep the credits. He flew another bitch out, probably Andy.

[Weezy]

You are insane, bro.

[Mandy Vasquez]

That's what happened, dog.

[Wolf]

I wouldn't blame him for bringing someone else.

[Weezy]

Wolf, where you at? Who's wrong? Who's right?

[Mandy Vasquez]

I'm with you. I ain't gonna lie.

[Weezy]

We know you are, buddy.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But anyway, my little hoax up.

[Weezy]

Yeah, not my wolf on some real shit. Do you agree?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Are you on the mic?

[Weezy]

Yeah.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Nah, See, we can't be talking. Talk to Ed and girl Edit right here in front of your face.

[Weezy]

But Wolf is gonna agree with me. That's why I went, oh, yeah.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It didn't sound like girls. She didn't like him. And that's the thing too. Like, fellas, I need you to pick up on clues. When a bitch really like you and when she don't. It's that simple. If a woman isn't willing to spend 300 do to come and see you, she doesn't really like.

[Weezy]

But that's principal shit that they both stood on, right? Because of course she has the money, right? She. Of course she could spend it. She's like, I want a man that.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Does this because she's had men that do that.

[Weezy]

And.

[Mandy Vasquez]

And I don't think that's prostitution. Shit.

[Weezy]

I got to be honest though, right? Like, we have all had.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Bitch, I'm rich now. You gonna book this flight.

[Weezy]

We've all had niggas do certain shit. Where are they at? Where? What happened to them?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, they're still around.

[Weezy]

I.

[Mandy Vasquez]

If you ain't got three boyfriends, Mandy.

[Weezy]

You can say anything you want. I've had niggas do a lot of things for me in my life, and if I toss them to the. If they aren't of significance, they weren't worth it for me. So a lot of the niggas that have done shit like that don't necessarily hold a lot of value for me. Right. In other areas. But that's. You.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Money's all for her. That matters. For whatever it means. That matters. That.

[Weezy]

But that's what I'm saying. We cannot say that that matters that much. Money matters that much. And then cry at night about how lonely we are.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I'm telling you now, in 2026, what I noticed is I ain't telling y' all bitches nothing. Deal with your baby daddy. Deal with the man that you want to suck and fucking. Deal with.

[Weezy]

Do.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Do what works for you, baby daddy. If you like it, I love it. You know, it's cute. All the little sayings. I don't know what all the little sayings is, but all the sayings about. I don't give a fuck. You not gonna hear me give you advice. I don't give a fuck about the nigga. You suck it and fuck it and lay with who you like.

[Weezy]

Hold on. Hey, hey. We got YGD every Wednesday.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, no, no, but let's be very clear.

[Weezy]

No, we're giving advice.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You bitches are dumb. You bitches are dumb. You bitches are dumb. She's talking about.

[Wolf]

She's talking about you.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Time for the bed.

[Weezy]

You.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You niggas are dumb. You niggas. As long as we are human beings. By the way, I just read this thing, this little article. By the way, I did take a shroom. I think it's hitting me now.

[Wolf]

I'm sure. I figured put a clock on.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, but I just read this article, y', all, about how much science. Bitch, it was a science article. And the science article said there are so much that scientists are trying to figure out in the differences between genders. And now you know there's all these other genders, too. So we fucked. Okay? Like they don't know. Men and women apparently, are leaps and bounds, so different that scientists are literally still trying to figure out why the fuck they so different. So as long as y' all want to be in heterosexual relationships, bitch, the scientists don't get you.

[Weezy]

No shit.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I ain't gonna get you.

[Weezy]

You read an article that says scientists.

[Wolf]

Thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Weezy]

I read an article. I thought she was about to say Some shit where scientists are trying to.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Figure out men and women. No, it's how they. They just wait different.

[Weezy]

Okay, okay.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Damn. Don't get me crying because then they don't. It's not going to stop crying. Damn. I didn't think that string would hit me that bad. I thought I had an hour. I definitely did. Okay, so anyways, y', all, from the prostitute conversation to biracialness. So over the last three months, there has been a lot happening in my family. A whole lot, actually, where my mom done went to therapy and all the things. And so, yes, as y' all know, I'm the biracial with a white mom. And it was just really interesting what happened. So my sister decided to get on Ancestry.com, mind you. And I laughed at my mama, apparently, because she wanted to make sure she was Haitian. Bitch, I know your daddy deported, but why the fuck you had to go to ancestry.com like you know who your daddy is? Like, I thought she knew who her daddy was.

[Weezy]

I get that.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I did a small thing out, apparently. That's why I was like, dang, not. Now she ain't believe in him because.

[Weezy]

Maybe he Haitian or something else she don't know.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So she wanted to know her, all of her lineage, right? So my sister gets her ancestry.com, apparently, because she did ancestry.com, there was. If you get it, you get pinged when other people do it. So, bitch, other people connected to you, bitch. Other people? Yeah, connected to my sister. So, bitch, my mama got a whole message talking about. So we just got an alert that you're our sister, bitch. So my mom got hit up on the Internet and was like, hey, we just got alerted that we have a sister based on this ancestry test. You're my sister, bitch. Uh huh. Hold on. You ready? So my mom immediately goes into a. My mom, mind you, she's talking to me. And I have to hear how much my mama think my grandmama a hoe now because her daddy ain't her daddy.

[Weezy]

Is your grandma still alive?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yes, girl. So I'm sitting here. Yep, my mother fucking mama just wanted a nigga with money. She lied about who my daddy was. And mind you, I'm having to deal with this. And I'm like, mom, calm down. Like, you know, it's just your dad, like, whatever. Like. Cause maybe is she close to her dad? Well, she didn't even like her biological dad.

[Weezy]

Oh, well, that's good.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But then she found out, well, the dad that she thought was her biological dad, right? She ain't like that yet.

[Weezy]

That's what I thought.

[Mandy Vasquez]

She didn't like that one.

[Weezy]

She didn't like the first one.

[Mandy Vasquez]

He the one. If y' all read the book, he was racist. It's part of the reason why I don't really talk to any of my white family.

[Wolf]

Right?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Period. Because, you know, they had issues with us being black. So, anyways, she gets this notification, and she's, like, going through it. Cause she's like, my mom lied to me this whole time.

[Weezy]

What did. What did your grandma say?

[Mandy Vasquez]

She was a hoe.

[Weezy]

Wait, your grandma, like, I.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So we. Damn. Then it also came out that my mom's brother. That daddy ain't his daddy either. Oh, my God. Oh, bitch. So now.

[Wolf]

I hope y' all heard the background.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, it was, like, so much drama. But apparently, like, my grandmama went after my, like, the man she married for money. And it was like, again, we wasn't able to have bank accounts until 1974.

[Weezy]

You know what's crazy about this? The bloodline for us.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Listen. No, it's crazy, hoes. Apparently, my grandmama was out here, girl. And so he was a military guy, so they must have fucked on a base somewhere. You know, he was drinking or whatever. Anyways, my mom now has two sisters. They are Mexican and white in San Diego.

[Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So that's a whole nother thing. Because they're biracial, which I don't consider them.

[Weezy]

Wait, is her dad Mexican or white?

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, their mom was Mexican.

[Weezy]

Oh, got you.

[Mandy Vasquez]

He's white. My mom is so mad, she went and got ancestry.com to make sure it was proven. And, like, my mom.

[Weezy]

What does it come from? The swabs.

[Wolf]

This is it.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yeah, I guess. I guess inside of. Okay, you know why I'm confused?

[Weezy]

I thought Ancestry.com was. When they do the family tree.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Well, they. But you gotta send it in. And they do do that. Oh, also, they do like, you're, like, where you're from.

[Weezy]

Got it.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Got it. And so.

[Weezy]

What the fuck?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yeah, my mama was real mad. She was like, can you believe there's, like, no black in me? I'm real white. I was like, duh, bitch. It's like my mama wanted, like, a little bit of Nigerian in her. She was like, not even 1%.

[Weezy]

This 1%.

[Mandy Vasquez]

She's like, not even 1%. I said, no shit. She was like, I'm actually German. Okay, bitch. Calm down. Anyways, so the worst kind. No shit. The worst type of, like, bitch. So anyways, so she's going through this thing, and she's getting to know her sisters and she's like, y' all could have had a family cuz they, they're mixed over there. No one is black over there. By the way, Mexican, not Mexican would help. Bitch, they live in California. Of course there's Mexicans.

[Weezy]

Like they're white. I mean like if you would have had family that wasn't all the way Mexican would have helped.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So gets a little deeper. They had the conversation that politics could not be brought up and someone during Christmas got a Trump coin. So just gonna say a Trump coin.

[Wolf]

Like a bitcoin thing?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yeah, there's a Trump coin. So they were. Politics couldn't be brought up.

[Weezy]

So not New Mexico. Fuck New Mexico.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Hold on, by the way, by the way, hold on.

[Weezy]

You telling me y' all live in a state where all the ice is going to go?

[Mandy Vasquez]

You want to know the crazier part about it? And she said I could share all this, but whatever. I already said I don't wanna meet them, so we'll talk about that too. So anyways, so while they're cooking, they go to get some tortillas. And they said they go to get some, but they get em from this lady. So mind you, the man that said it is a trumper and was like, but they don't make this woman makes them so good. And I'm like, so we can't get.

[Weezy]

Her out of here.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But that's what I'm saying. I said you shouldn't even be getting tortillas right. From a bitch that can't like because ice and all that shit. Because you voted for Trump, you shouldn't even be able to have any sort of fucking ethnic foods. Bitch, eat your shit with no seasoning. So I was a little annoyed that like he talked about how good this woman makes her tortillas. But like I was just mad.

[Weezy]

This reminds me of the.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I was like, these damn Trumpers, bro.

[Weezy]

The older white lady that was saying.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yes, you should go to fucking the buffet, go to, go to Golden Corral.

[Weezy]

She said, go to the Crown, you.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Don'T have to go to a Mexican restaurant. Anywho. So me and my mom have had these three months of talking because she's.

[Weezy]

Known for three months, she just saw.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Them for Christmas, she found this out in September. Bitch. While I was at Hedo, I got a call and she's like, bitch, I'm drunk, bitch. I'm at Heedo when I get this call, she's like my, I just found out my daddy, not my daddy, your grandma lied. I said, you55? What does it matter? Like, I literally, I didn't think it was gonna be a big deal. And she was like, I never thought I belonged. And now this is why I literally just like mom. Okay, so anyways, we get to talking and I decide at 35, I don't care to meet a whole bunch of 50 year old white people and introduce them into my life. And so we've had to have the conversation because in her mind, she feels like we could have had a bigger family. We could have had family. Like, it was really interesting because on New Year's she even sat next to me and was like, I always felt like I didn't even have anything to bring to the table because I didn't come from a big family. And I was like, that made you feel less than a partner.

[Weezy]

I say that all the time.

[Mandy Vasquez]

And so it was interesting hearing her say this. And it's been interesting with her dealing with her therapist and me dealing with mine and having to talk it out, because I'm literally like, I don't need that family. Like, I've built so much of my own community with my friends. And if y' all know my background story, like, my Jamaica side of the family, real ghetto, like. And clearly my sister's dad is deported, my uncle is deported because he was raping my cousin. And it's just, it's ghetto shit. Oh, it's ghetto. Oh, very ghetto. Oh, I know, it's. It's dark. And so in her mind, she's like, now you have family letting it out. Well, you could have just said to 40. No, but this is, this is like, this is what the last three months have been like with family, but also in terms of identity, really, like, sitting with the fact that I don't need to know the white people in my life. Like, we had never really been accepted. And now to also find out they're Trumpers, I already know what we got to talk about.

[Weezy]

I'm not gonna hold you. If they were Trumpers, I wouldn't have met them either. But if they were regular whites, I'd have been okay. And I say that because the weight of white people not being Trumpers is almost more important than white people ever were to me because I realized, like, they're not complete. Like, even since Mom Donnie's been in office, which is not a few or been elected, seeing how many white people are rallying for a Muslim guy to do something that's different for a democratic socialist, like, that's literally nothing in your favor unless you're a broke white person.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I said no before I knew they were trumpers. Because I just don't care. I was.

[Weezy]

I just wanted to support my mom.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I support her. I talk to her on the phone. I let her cry. You know what I mean? Like, that's the way I chose to show up and support her. Take him, like, literally, by the way. And I sent it to Weezy. Cause I knew I was gonna make sure to share this, literally. And I thought it was the cutest thing. So when my mom went, there was a sign on their house that said Tammy and Alex. Cause my other sister did choose to go on the trip. Welcome to the chaos circus family. Thanksalexandanstry.com that was so cute. It was given, like, the 90s show of, you know, like, literally, you know.

[Weezy]

I think that was nice.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It was very nice. And I said it was very nice. So then when we went. How I showed my mom, I supported her. She. She sent me a picture of her and her sisters, and I went on ChatGPT and did the caricature together.

[Guest/Other]

More.

[Weezy]

More water.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Wait. She didn't know we could. So we were at Sea World, and you know, like, you gotta sit and they make the big heads and they. And I was like, mom, ChatGPT does this in, like one minute. So I showed her that. ChatGPT does it really quickly.

[Weezy]

You went to see. Oh, no, sorry, not with the cb.

[Mandy Vasquez]

And so I took her picture with her sisters, and she liked fishing, so I put them fishing. So they on a boat with the mountains and shit in the background.

[Weezy]

Are these the Mexican sisters?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Half, yes.

[Weezy]

I need to see.

[Wolf]

I need to see this.

[Weezy]

They can't be Trumpers, bitch. The Mexicans are Trumpers.

[Mandy Vasquez]

They marry Trumpers.

[Wolf]

That's a lot more common than we all think, by the way.

[Weezy]

I'm not gonna hold you.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You want to see the thing I made?

[Weezy]

That's fucking insane.

[Wolf]

No, it's very common.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Very common. Bitch, we have a. We have a fucking president that's literally trying to kick immigrants out of the country while being married to a whole fucking immigrant. Make it make sense.

[Weezy]

He's crazy, man.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So, bitch, did you see the fucking.

[Weezy]

Melania movie that's coming out?

[Guest/Other]

No.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No. Okay.

[Weezy]

I go to the movies, like, once a week, and I love the previews. Melania got a movie coming out, and I ain't gonna hold you. I don't want to support that. But that shit look good because I just want to see the tea. I just want to see.

[Wolf]

Oh, it's a documentary.

[Weezy]

Yeah. Like, how fucked up she is.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But hold on. Don't get this on camera, but look.

[Wolf]

That looks super white then, girl, is.

[Mandy Vasquez]

That eagle at the top.

[Weezy]

There's beers and the soft thing for the beer.

[Wolf]

Did you ask for the eagle on the top?

[Mandy Vasquez]

No. Well, I made this one, too.

[Weezy]

Yeah, that bloodline.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, no.

[Weezy]

She looks like Rosie o'. Donnell.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yeah. Isn't Rosie o' Donnell kind of Latina? She had for some, right? Wait, wait, no.

[Weezy]

She's a racist, too.

[Mandy Vasquez]

She's a racist.

[Weezy]

Okay, well, something about the look. You know what?

[Wolf]

No. Rosie o' Donnell is of Irish. Irish American descent.

[Weezy]

Ugly. You know what I mean? Rosie o' Donnell's ugly.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay. By the way, this was just a caricature. This wasn't the real picture. Because, mind you, I said make them look goofy.

[Weezy]

Rosie o' Donnell's ugly. Also.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Part of the prompt was to make them look goofy.

[Wolf]

I think I confuse it with Roseanne.

[Weezy]

Is the best looking one. So.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, wait, Roseanne is the racist one. Rosie is the lesbian.

[Weezy]

Yes.

[Wolf]

Rosie o' Donnell is.

[Weezy]

Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I was thinking.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You was thinking Rosie, but they do.

[Wolf]

Kind of look alike.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Is it Roseanne? It is Roseanne.

[Weezy]

But I just want to say, I do think, you know, when you're born unfortunate looking, it's easy to be a trumper because you get a little bit. I want y' all to know what.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Now I feel you making me stick up for a family I ain't even want to meet.

[Weezy]

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about Trump. Okay?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Because I was like, no, it was a cartoon bit.

[Weezy]

No, I'm talking about Trump people. A lot of them are unfortunate looking. They're not that hot if you think about it. And so I just think it's easy. It's like cops. They like the superiority, like the power dynamic. Okay? So if you know you're like a uggo in real life, at least you could, like, do something else. Other people, I'm telling you, it's all connected. Hot people don't have that much time to be a hater.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Sydney Sweeney. Is she a trumper?

[Weezy]

One outlier.

[Mandy Vasquez]

She's absolutely a Trumper. See them titties?

[Weezy]

But you know what? I saw the housemaid. She wasn't that hot in the housemaid, so she looked regular. It's just the tits. If she didn't have the tits, would she be her? No.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Uh, valid. Valid. Okay, well, let's get into y'. All. There's an outline here. I promise. We took a Little bit. It's okay, girl. We doing good on time. We got. We got at least another 15 minutes. We started late because you remember. Remember, we started late because.

[Weezy]

No, it was because we had an outing and they were hungry.

[Wolf]

Look at her blaming y'.

[Mandy Vasquez]

All. Everybody behind me.

[Weezy]

Y' all see this bitch?

[Mandy Vasquez]

How dare you? You see how quickly she left is.

[Wolf]

How you start in the year.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Listen, look at the box.

[Weezy]

When you get mad at me.

[Wolf]

More candles.

[Weezy]

More candles.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I got you guys off this year because even though we're decisions, decisions, we still want y' all to make horrible ones. I ended up finding this list. So every episode, we're gonna bring y' all lists, and y' all wanna know the name for the segment. I love what I did here. Tops and bottoms. Fun. See what I mean? So, all right, so in Tops and Bottoms, we are listing. This is for y'. All. Maybe your lonely friend, too. The top 10 cities to get laid. These are the easiest cities to get laid in. Basically saying if you go there and you don't get laid out, bitch, it might be you. You might be one of them uglies that weezy over here talking about. Okay, so starting at number 10, huh, we have Berkeley, California. And do you know why? Because the city boasts a huge variety of bars and nightclubs. And I think that college, too, is over there, right? Yes, Berkeley. Yeah. So California is one of the top 10, easy. This is one of the California's top 10 easiest cities to get laid. Number nine. Bitch, we're taking it to Florida. Clearwater. Oh, I can see that Clearwater has a mix of urban and suburban vibes.

[Weezy]

Urban.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Maybe they mean a little bit closer to Tampa.

[Weezy]

They don't mean urban like.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, not. Not urban like us. But you also have the beach, which means you could go have sex on the beach. Number eight. This isn't surprising. As we get down, you're gonna be like, yeah, bitch, I done fucked in this city. At this point, I think you done fucked in the rest of these cities. Let's see. Let's see how many we're not gonna.

[Weezy]

Go fucking episode again.

[Mandy Vasquez]

We had to name niggas. Number eight, L.A. los Angeles, California. Okay, you got laid. The city. The city is overflowing with singles who come here from all around America and the world to have fun and party. The city has a relaxed vibe and culturally diverse. And you can find women of Spanish, African and European descent. Why they added, that is crazy. By the way, as I'm scrolling, as I'm scrolling, you don't fuck in these Cities. Next one. Las Vegas, Nevada.

[Weezy]

But I never found dick in Vegas.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But you brought dick to Vegas.

[Weezy]

That don't count.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yes, it does. You fucked in Vegas. Easy cities to get laid.

[Weezy]

All right, fine.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, so Las Vegas you already know. That's the sin they call it.

[Weezy]

I actually thought Vegas was gonna be one or two.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Sin City for a reason. Oh, bitch, we gonna keep it going, Bitch. You gonna put in all these cities. Number six, New York City. New York City is arguably the most popular city in the US yes, and most foreigners that tour the US Also check out the city. In addition, the pace of life makes it fast. And because people, you know, come here, it says they do not have the time to be picky. And they often look for immediate gratification for sexual needs. If y' all wanted to know, New York is the one. Number five, Atlanta, Georgia. Bitch, you took a Greyhound in Atlanta before and got fucked in Atlanta, so I know you.

[Weezy]

I did. Don't start naming my niggas.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It's a new year with the fake id, and you went up there with a girl that I ain't friends with no more. You was fucking in Atlanta back then?

[Weezy]

I was a fucking nigga. I don't think so.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You fucked a nigga, then you fucked the nigga that used a skateboard. You fucked him in Atlanta.

[Weezy]

Don't. First of all, I just want y' all to know I was 16.

[Mandy Vasquez]

By the way, the city's. I'm clocking the puss work over here.

[Weezy]

Damn.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Next city number four is Washington, D.C. so D.C. has nearly four bars per thousand residents. The city offers plenty of places for singles to meet each other, making it one of the easiest cities to get laid.

[Weezy]

People are hot there, too.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, now that I think about this, what? Texas, maybe number one. You'll be shocked by number one.

[Weezy]

Austin, Texas.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Number three, Miami. Flora. Guilty. Yeah, very guilty.

[Weezy]

Sorry.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Definitely. Big fan.

[Weezy]

Extremely.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Absolutely.

[Weezy]

Could walk down the street and run into.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Miami is flooded with nightlife, spots and beaches. The people of the city are friendly, which also makes it easy to spike. I will say Miami is the city that I will say. Everybody there for a good time, not a long time. You gonna meet a nigga Friday, fall in love with him, and by Monday, you forgot us. You don't know each other.

[Weezy]

I forgot how great Miami was recently.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Miami is why I had to get out. I thought I was ready to mature and get rid of my whole life earlier than I really was. So I moved here.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yeah.

[Weezy]

And then comes to find out it's only two cities down.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Number two. The number two easiest city to get laid in is Chicago, Illinois.

[Weezy]

I never had sex there.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You never had sex there? Oh, bitch, I did. I like me a little bit. I flew there actually, for dick. Multiple times.

[Weezy]

Actually.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I've had a lot of dick in Chicago.

[Weezy]

Now I'm like both of them.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Don't let me go.

[Weezy]

That's not the line, but I really don't think so.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No.

[Weezy]

I wonder if this is because of the weather. It's so cold, so you really can't go do nothing but fuck.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But Chicago's one of the cities with the biggest whore hides. You never fucked anybody on tour in Chicago?

[Weezy]

Mandy was number one.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Not even.

[Weezy]

No.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, number one. Let me give you a hint.

[Weezy]

I think it's Texas.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No. This is gonna shock you, but maybe not.

[Weezy]

It better not be Seattle or Portland.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Close. So the easiest city, Phoenix to get late. And it's because 40% of their population is single. Boston, Massachusetts.

[Weezy]

What the fuck?

[Mandy Vasquez]

So Boston is the easiest US city to get laid in. And that's because nearly 40% of the population of Boston is single, which is why it's easy to get laid. It also doesn't hurt that the city is one of the largest markets for Tinder.

[Weezy]

Let's have a conversation about who's making these lists.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Well, this is.

[Weezy]

This is for Clearwater to be on list for Berkeley, California and for Bronx County.

[Guest/Other]

Now, by the way.

[Weezy]

By the way, this is that college.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No. Are you ready? This list actually has 20. Thought that would take us too long. Dallas is at 20. You have Baltimore, Minneapolis, Jacksonville, San Francisco, Philly, New Haven, Connecticut, Houston, Cambridge and Hartford. Okay.

[Weezy]

This is also why. This is 20 people don't know how to get out there.

[Mandy Vasquez]

What?

[Weezy]

Because you got a city with 9 million people in it. Are you telling me it's easier to.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Fucking Boston because the people are single?

[Weezy]

Which.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So even. Even being in the South. Right. You got to realize too. And it's what I learned. God damn. That. That the little Mason Dixon line, bitch. It's a different world down there. So when you're in the south or you're in these places that are more conservative, where a lot more people are married or they have to hide their sexuality. Bitch. It's not as fluid as up here in. What did this. The tri. This tri state. Right?

[Wolf]

Tri. Yeah.

[Mandy Vasquez]

That's why all like Connecticut was on there. That's why Boston on there. That's why all this. That's why we came here in our 20s. Bigger hoes. We were already hoes. But first of all, we were able to find ourselves.

[Weezy]

I slowed down.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, you didn't.

[Weezy]

I know. Let's go to the next outline.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Slow.

[Guest/Other]

I slow.

[Weezy]

I just wanted to try to fight for myself.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, we're gonna make this fun because we. We did a lot of catching up. So the next thing that I want to bring up. And we'll end with reactionary, actually. But first we're gonna go to kinky court.

[Weezy]

Ooh, we take. Oh, we already do a prostitute for the loot.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, that's. We listen and we judge. Oh, we're going to kinky court this time. We're also taking it to church, bitch. Are you ready for this one?

[Weezy]

No.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It's a little crazy, but you do.

[Weezy]

Have cross earrings on.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I don't know if it's that type of church. We'll see. It's going to boingboing.net and I don't understand. Can you read it?

[Weezy]

Is this the pastor and the fart?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yes. Can you read it? Can you read it for us so that we can discuss. So basically, Eden is going to read fart what took place.

[Weezy]

This isn't real.

[Mandy Vasquez]

This is real, bitch.

[Weezy]

This isn't real.

[Mandy Vasquez]

This is real.

[Weezy]

Boingboing.net this is real.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, that's not real. But he found another article, identified another article.

[Wolf]

Limpopo Pastor farts on congregation to heal them of God's power. Self styled Pastor Christ Penelope, who founded Sevenfold Holy Spirit Ministries, reportedly farts on his congregates as a healing process that cures all spiritual and physical problems.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Now.

[Wolf]

Oh, there's a. Oh, wow. There's a literal photo of him.

[Mandy Vasquez]

There's a photo of him farting on somebody face. No, this is real. Okay, so. And it's in Limpopo. Now, I brought this up because he's so cute. This man is black.

[Wolf]

Him or him.

[Weezy]

I can't see the guy's face. Cause he's sitting on his face.

[Mandy Vasquez]

By the way, in the image, he's sitting on a man's face. Now, right now, church is one of those things I be telling y' all about. And because y' all want to come. Motherfucker. TLC for Mary Crosby and her church, calling it a cult. This is what a cult activity look like to me to convince people, like, by the way, I want to hear him speak because he got to be. He got to be powerful. The same way y' all be buying these courses online from people that ain't never did nothing. They just want to take your money. That's what this man doing. He Said I'm so powerful. I'mma tell y' all so much what to do that if I fart on your face, the Lord will save you and make sure you is blessed, baby.

[Weezy]

And the other thing that makes it.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Even crazier, right, that's his kink for sure.

[Weezy]

There was a documentary that came out with a pastor being nasty with these little girls. And one of the things he talked.

[Mandy Vasquez]

About, pedophilia is different. This is like a real kink.

[Weezy]

But no, like in the. In the thing, he basically said that his semen was holy water. And so.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Weezy]

Nobody saw this on Netflix. It was like no 8 series. It was like six, five or six years ago. I watched it. But basically, he talked about his semen and how it was spiritual. I'm telling you, it's. There are so many pastors that take advantage of people saying that something in their body giving to them. It's like this thing of, I'm the next prophet. That shit is hella fucking weird. And. And even though it's not pedophilia, the fart shit, just saying something's coming from.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You sitting on somebody's face and farting in their face, telling them that God was. That God was going to come in and bless you and you was going to be healed.

[Weezy]

That's what it was called.

[Mandy Vasquez]

The keeper Healed. Healed through farts.

[Weezy]

That shit is so fucking nutty.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I ain't going to hold you.

[Weezy]

But the llama pompom, where was it from?

[Wolf]

Limpopo.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Limpopo.

[Weezy]

Okay. So I've been watching 90 Day Fiance, and they got a Nigerian doctor over there who's like, trying to let this guy know if this new, like, fat white lady. Cause that's all they do. You know what I'm saying? When they coming from Nigeria, they want the fat white girl. That's all they do. So basically, when I'm watching this whole thing, I was like, damn sure this could be right. Voodoo is real, et cetera. But how many of them is faking it? And how far can you fake it? This to me is it.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Let me ask both of y'.

[Guest/Other]

All.

[Weezy]

This is onlyfans harden. Wait.

[Wolf]

He said it started with Master Jesus when he stepped on Peter. This demonstration of God's power. And just like God made Adam go into deep sleep, it's a similar thing. God did anything with the body of Adam while he was on the ground in deep sleep, and he wasn't feeling anything. That is what. Penelope.

[Mandy Vasquez]

He used the Bible as an explanation for him farting on people's faces.

[Wolf]

Yeah, it's important that the fart be near the person's nostrils so the healing power in quotes can enter the body and do its work.

[Weezy]

You know what's crazy? They are.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, that's why I picked it. Because, like, talking like, it's easy to find white people that, like, enter this shit, but, like, he's black, and who.

[Weezy]

The fuck finna go up there and be like, we gotta get it alone. Poom, poom. So I can get farted on. What is it again?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Limpopo. I ain't gonna hold you.

[Weezy]

All I could think of is call a pompo ho.

[Mandy Vasquez]

That's just crazy business. Okay, but that wasn't factual when I saw this. But when I saw this, I was like, my talk game ain't what it need to be. Because I kind of wish I could convince niggas that I could. You know what I mean? Like, this is a powerful man. I want to be actually. Okay, this is.

[Weezy]

Oh, you could do this.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Easy.

[Weezy]

Be a little fake pastor. You could do this.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I could be a fake pastor?

[Wolf]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Weezy]

Let me tell you something.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Hello.

[Weezy]

I was out the other night and I met an unemployed life coach. And all I could think, well, I'm a life coach, but I'm not working right now. No, no, bitch. She said, I'm unemployed right now, but I work as a life coach. And all I could think is, what the fuck could you tell me, bitch? Once you get your shit together, what you gonna tell me? And then when she told me about how many people she used to lead in these sessions, I'm like, but you don't really know shit. And that's what the fuck I'm talking about. This hoe ain't even got a following. Bitch, you got a new skunk hair. It gives. I knew you. You said le Pew.

[Wolf]

Oh, man. You said skunk hair.

[Weezy]

Yeah, she said, I'm going to skunk. That's what she told me.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It is skunk.

[Weezy]

But that's what I'm saying. People always got an eclectic look when.

[Mandy Vasquez]

They got something like, oh, I'm not going to lie. Reading that article was like, girl, you don't think highly enough of yourself. Like, I was like, bro, if I could get mad, like, to give, like, to make them believe that if they just even enter my womb, they gonna be like a different type of nigger or something. You know what I mean? Like, I just want to be able to tell somebody that if I do this bullshit to you, like, farting is crazy. Farting the Idea that if I tell a nigga, if I fart on you, you better be blessed by God.

[Wolf]

Like, I'm sure someone would believe that. Well, clearly.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I mean, that's a church, though. Like, that's the thing. Like, this is the blind. This is when you just need faith. But I love the cult vibe. But I love what that is.

[Weezy]

Like, following cults is so fun for me. I do it on fur Factory.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I don't want him to like.

[Weezy]

But this is cult.

[Mandy Vasquez]

This is cult behavior.

[Weezy]

But that's what I'm saying. All you gotta do is have a weird look going on, and you got it. Right now you need to have a cult name the shit is that he. And by the way, I'm saying weird look, respectfully, by the way, I could.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Actually probably get a whole congregation of niggas that want to get pegged. He be so girl, they be in my dm. I can have them all show up, sit at the pew, and bend them over.

[Weezy]

Oh, my God. You know what you can call it so that you can make a bank account and shit. You got to call it a S U S asus, but it's really Pegasus.

[Mandy Vasquez]

That's crazy.

[Wolf]

There you go.

[Weezy]

Look.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Look what Pegasus.

[Weezy]

Us.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Us asis. I'm pegginass.

[Weezy]

All right. You know, you gotta. You gotta go fly under radar with a cult. And if we being honest here, not.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Under the radar with a coat. We got the whore hive, nigga, they'll take it out. We out here in the open, like, all right, you whores, let's go. Let's unite.

[Wolf]

Those are fries.

[Weezy]

The only difference we took our whores.

[Mandy Vasquez]

On culture around the country.

[Weezy]

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of people you got. Because if you have hundreds of thousands of people, suddenly it's a religion.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So, bitch, we a religion. The whole hive is a religion.

[Weezy]

That's a good teacher. Wait a second.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, bitch, we need to filed differently. We shouldn't be paying taxes. Oh, well, this is a church. We is praising the gospel.

[Weezy]

He's still an accountant. An unemployed accountant.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Hold on. Okay, last one. We are going to get into our reactionary. I did want to bring this up because this has been going viral over the last, like, week or two. And it's Claudia Jordan who sat on. I think it was just the Shade Room podcast and she gave herself advice to her younger self now because this is the top of the year.

[Weezy]

Oh, I saw it.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I wanted us to discuss this and talk to our tribe. Okay. And I would love to know if you agree with her or not, as we're getting up there in age. So this is what she had to say.

[Guest/Other]

You know, you think that when you're ready to settle down that there's always going to be a lot of supply on the shelves. And it's not like at this age a lot of the good guys are married or taken because they're good guys. And I was having a conversation with a girlfriend of mine the other day and I'm like, well, your best bet now is maybe someone that. A good man that maybe is coming out of a marriage, getting a divorce. So, you know, I think in our youth, and I would like people to know this when they're younger, we think, oh, there's always going to be an endless supply. I can wait till tomorrow. Don't put off your happiness waiting. And I think I will say specifically with black women especially, I feel like we don't really have the luxury to think that we can kind of take time off like that, you know. And I specifically say black women because, like, we're usually the backbone of everything, you know, not even just with our families, but with our friend circles. Like, it's always something for us to do. We're always taking care of somebody else. I don't have children, but I'm always like feeding a friend or taking care of someone or helping somebody out or doing a favor. And I think that's a cape that we put on ourselves. No one told us to do this.

[Weezy]

Because I said this, the prostitute earlier.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I just want to hear. It's so funny you brought that up because this was. Yeah, I just. I would love to know your thoughts on this sentiment.

[Weezy]

Okay. So the reason, to me, what I sounded like, sounded like earlier, you sounded.

[Mandy Vasquez]

A little bit like her.

[Weezy]

But I would never tell a woman to like lay back on her career for love. I think that's stupid.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Same.

[Weezy]

Very, very stupid. The only thing I can understand is passing people by because you think there's more out there. Her answer was kind of different. So I've actually had this conversation with male friends more than women.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay.

[Weezy]

A lot of my homeboys aren't settling down with women because they're kind of living a fast life or they think there's more or better out there. Even though they're super interested in somebody or falling in love or think they have a great girl, they just want more and more and more. And I think because non monogamy is such a thing, a lot of men feel like they have options and they'll be fine. And I'M like, that sounds terrible. Because even if you want to come back to this girl, she knows how you treated her and you'll always have this fucked up underlying relationship. So I think that when you do meet somebody great, you should go for it. But what she's talking about in particular about the expense of your career, I can't relate.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yeah, I. So I didn't like this. I don't think that even the idea that as you get older the supply lessens and there's not going to be as many options. And I just don't find that to be true.

[Weezy]

I mean, but dating is harder when you're older. That's true. She said 40s and 50s. That's true.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, it could be. But the idea that there's no supply is not true. The idea that my grandma with her hoe ass, apparently she got married in her 50s. So to me, like, and I mean we're seeing now too, as long as it's legal, the idea of the age gap is widening. Like a lot of women are now willing to date younger. I think for me.

[Weezy]

And are those younger guys willing to settle down older?

[Mandy Vasquez]

A lot of these younger men, and that's the thing, I know we like the predatory thing, but a lot of these younger men love an older woman.

[Weezy]

We can't get a Nigga to commit 35 to 35.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But that's what I'm saying. The idea that then if at 22 and 23 and 24, there are people starting families getting married at those ages, I don't understand why this idea of singledom when you get older, those same people that were willing to get married, that were purchasing homes, that were starting families, can't do it. It's just not true. Like I have right now, my little, my little Y N that I sent you where his Instagram lied. I thought he was a rapper. But he has his own business and it's great. But he like meeting him girl, he cooked for me. He owns a business, has one in Texas, has one in Jordan.

[Weezy]

You're not that much older than him.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I haven't by 10 years.

[Weezy]

40S and 50s and a wife.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But what I'm saying is, even my friend right now, if I'm dating guys in their 30s, they're not much more mature than the 25 year old that I'm dating.

[Weezy]

So. Okay, wait, we're having a different conversation. She's really talking about 40s and 50s.

[Mandy Vasquez]

That is a thing. But what I'm saying is I do not like this idea that as A woman in her 40s or 50s, there's slim pickings. There's not. There are men that are done with marriage or men that never got married. There are men that are younger that are interested in older women, mind you, even to just label it as black women. We are now clearly we see what just happened with Venus and Serena, baby. Black women are now not sitting here hell bent on finding black love and.

[Weezy]

Stepping into, I think are maybe conflating one.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Her advice about, like Kevin Samuels, her.

[Weezy]

Advice of like kind of slowing down in life and like grabbing someone while you can was bad advice. What she's saying about 40s and 50s. True. And I'm gonna tell you why. For one, it's not that it's slim pickings more than it's the lifestyle we're living in 40s and our 50s, okay. It's easy to date in your 20s and 30s because you're out, you're doing more one. Someone in, let's just say 48. You're not going out all the time solo to sit at the bar to look for someone. And even if you are, are you going to meet decent gentlemen that are your age? And if you are meeting younger guys, how many of those younger guys are looking for the things that you're looking for? That is, that's. That is difficult.

[Mandy Vasquez]

A lot. Look at us in our 20s and 30s. Look at the men that you, that you're. That you even dated. Where did you meet them? A lot of us in our 20s and 30s aren't meeting people at bars. We're meeting them through friends. We're meeting them at jobs, we're meeting them on trips. Like the way that we even meet people. Dating apps.

[Weezy]

But that's what I'm saying. The activity that you.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, no, but what I just said, in your 40s or 50s, you're going to work. You might meet someone at your job. In your 40s or 50s, you still have friends and family that can introduce you to someone else in your 40s or 50s. You're swiping like. What I'm saying is the way that Even in our 20s and 30s we meet men or women is the same way that you can still meet them. And in your 40s and 50s. What I'm saying is when you go to a bar, when you go to a club, you're not really running into some men that really were the damn. That you really did.

[Weezy]

I don't know how old your oldest friend is.

[Mandy Vasquez]

They old. I'm the youngest of my friends and I'm 35. Who's your.

[Weezy]

How old? Your oldest friend that's single?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Well, my friend, my oldest is 45 and she got married. I was at their wedding. So listen, mine's around 45 and her man's 55.

[Weezy]

Now, the 45 age range, right? To me, you don't look, but you feel like you're aging out of a certain process. And it. No, it's true, bro.

[Mandy Vasquez]

My homegirl bad to Dr. Bitch and they living a best life.

[Weezy]

Great for them, Mandy. But women that are 45 feel like they are too old to get out of this shit.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I'm telling you right now, sis, go get you a Y N. Go get you some. They are out there.

[Weezy]

I. I look at Claudia Jordan, baddie successful. And she's even talking like that.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But. But that's what I'm saying. And I think that that is a Kevin Samuels way of thinking. I. For me, when I'm out, like, girl, even in Atlanta, and baby, this is met. And you see, by the way, 40s, 50s. Look at Neil Long. Look at JLo. Look at what women are looking like in their 40s and 50s.

[Weezy]

Nigga, you're talking about. They're not looking crazy along with JLo.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Look at fucking Tracey Edmonds who was just out with Dr. Bryant. Dr. Bryant was probably the youngest bitch in that group. And look at that group. Fine.

[Weezy]

Yes, it's true, bro.

[Mandy Vasquez]

What I'm saying at the end of the day is with this platform and what I'm seeing, bro, the niggas die. Is they shit. No, they're never gonna be. But you're never gonna not have men to date. There is, because that's the easiest thing to get and keep. Wait, wait, wait, wait, bro, a nigga never gonna leave you unless you say them.

[Weezy]

Dating being difficult and men to date are two different things.

[Mandy Vasquez]

By the way, again, bro, you can always get a date.

[Weezy]

Think about you in your 20s. The volume of dating versus 30s. When you know more, you put up with less shit you don't want to be around. Fuck niggas. You barely want to fucking be out in the club. Cause you're like, this is trash.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Shout out to your friend.

[Weezy]

With Sanders in her 30s, imagine the fucking. Imagine the shit 10 to 15 years from now that you're going to have knowledge about and feel. And you're not going to want to put yourself in those predicaments. So dating will be.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No, dating will be harder. Yes.

[Weezy]

That's all I'm saying.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But it doesn't mean that the pickings Are slim is what I'm saying. And that's what she said.

[Weezy]

Agreed.

[Mandy Vasquez]

She said when you get to your 40s and 50s, that the pickings are slim. You actually finally finding self love and having standards. That's what makes it hard. But not your age.

[Weezy]

Like, bitch, my friend, having standards is so crazy.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Shout out to your friend with standards. Shout out to the ladies with standards. Ladies, if you don't have to buy one way, don't. Cause if you used to a nigga buying you round trip, bitch. Stick to your round trip standards.

[Weezy]

If you met a dude you like, would you go on a trip?

[Mandy Vasquez]

I'll fly him in. If I met. That's why I said your friend don't like that nigga.

[Weezy]

She do like that nigga. She believes that this is how she's supposed to be dating. That's the problem.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Heard you. Sure, I hear you. I'm trying to find a way to like, agree and disagree. Like it's 20, 26. I said what I said. And your friend don't like that nigga.

[Weezy]

But you, you know what it gives to me. Which is why I thought you would agree. This to me is very. You have to do XYZ for me. This is very bill money to me.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, I'm not gonna hold you the way.

[Weezy]

And you were bitches, prostitutes.

[Mandy Vasquez]

No. When you come to my house, now you taking my trash out. And if you come and don't take.

[Weezy]

I'm not a fucking prostitute.

[Mandy Vasquez]

But this is what I'm saying you're doing because there's a monetary value.

[Weezy]

No, no, no. You and I have had conversations where bitches act like prostitutes. Correct?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Right. And what I'm saying is that is not acting like a prostitute because I want you to buy my full flight to a trip you invited me on. Like, to me, I have standards of ways I want niggas to show up. Now we're going to talk about it on the Patreon. If you join me on Patreon, we'll talk about how I got a new little kick with these niggas. But. But to me, once you get to a place where you're like, this is what I want, this is what I deserve, because this is how much I value myself and this is what I've gotten. There's nothing prostituty about telling the next nigga, you either do this or this ain't gonna work for me.

[Weezy]

Is value then attributed to having everything done and laid out for you?

[Mandy Vasquez]

It's not everything done and laid out. Like, to me, the fact that you wouldn't even said, I picked the hotel like, she picked the hotel.

[Weezy]

Are you serious right now?

[Mandy Vasquez]

So. So now that's girl telling you. We talk about how we don't want.

[Weezy]

Nah, you bugging right now, bro.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It's something. As women, we complain when we have to pick where we go on dates. So the fact that she even had to help navigate this trip.

[Weezy]

Wait, wait, wait. Now, now, this actually sounds crazy to me.

[Mandy Vasquez]

If you say to me, no, Mandy.

[Weezy]

If you tell a nigga, yo, is there a place. You tell me a place you've never been, you want to go? The Turks? Really? Is there a place you want to stay? I want to stay here, and I do it for you now. I picked it, and it was too much work.

[Mandy Vasquez]

I'mma tell a nigga when I fart on his face that he gonna see Christ the Lord.

[Weezy]

That's why he ain't get you them titties. Bitch. Bitch, you didn't want to pick your gifts up?

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, no. Oh, I lead it to the. Okay, You a narcissist. All right.

[Wolf]

I don't think Mandy believes in that dating part. That's really what it is.

[Weezy]

What part?

[Wolf]

The dating part. I don't think.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Like. Like, that's my thing. Like. Like, it's not dating. Like, to me, you're either together or you're not. Like, that's why I'm making these. That's why I say I have boyfriends. Oh, bro, we done put titles on now. Like, because there's certain ways that you show up when you're in a relationship with somebody. So for me, if you're not dating to me, if I'm just dating you, as most women, I don't care where it's at. You're still courting me. You're paying for everything. That's how we date now. It just is. It is what it is. Okay? Unless you want to date a brokie and you want to pay for everything. When women date, men normally pay for everything until it starts getting serious or until the woman starts being invested. And maybe she's just not to the point where she wants to invest in him. Clearly, their communication sucks. I wouldn't want to fucking fly myself out to an island with a nigga where convert communication is lack. Like, we're missing each other on text messages. You don't hear from me for a couple days or long enough. To me, the communication ain't even there to where this is a nigga. I want to invest in 380, and I gotta suck your dick. From the back.

[Weezy]

No, I think the largest issue in this whole thing is one, if you're gonna have a trip with somebody, it means sometimes for me, going on a trip with a nigga means nothing.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Oh, girl, I done turned down Hawaii, Panama, nothing. A N wanted to take me to the snow. I said, in the winter. I said, what are we gonna do? Hot cocoa and fuck?

[Weezy]

No, no, but that's what I'm saying, right? I've been on trips with N. S. I can't stand, don't care about whatever. With some people, a trip is a big fucking deal.

[Mandy Vasquez]

And it's not for her. That's why she said, Nigga for 380. I don't want this free trip.

[Weezy]

I think because he's not the guy that she normally has been dating. Okay, well, I guess that's why she crying about a nigga now. And he. Is she. Yes. She's literally upset. She's just like, this was so ridiculous. Like, he didn't want to talk it out. Blah, blah, blah. No, bitch, you're ridiculous. And that's why you're in the.

[Wolf]

I do think it was dumb of her. I'm sorry.

[Weezy]

She is dumb.

[Wolf]

They both.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You ready?

[Wolf]

Because that's.

[Mandy Vasquez]

You a dumb bitch. You a dumb bitch. You a dumb bitch. Everybody is dumb.

[Weezy]

And you know how much dumber you jump on patreon.com because you hear the laughter in the background. You'd be a real dumb bitch if you don't go right now to patreon.com backslash. Horrible decision. It's only $5 a month to. To get all the extra bonus audio. $15 a month to get video, be on the town halls. And we also have an additional tier where you're going to see an announcement. We're adding a bunch more. We're going to be hanging out, y'.

[Mandy Vasquez]

All. We about to start vlogging and blogging, blogging and blogging. Oh, bmv. What about.

[Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Vlogging and vlogging.

[Weezy]

It's going to be so much fun. Just join us on there.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Bye. Yeah, no, thank you guys for. For tuning in. Also, girl, can we plug. Also, if you haven't yet, make sure you purchase no Hose Barred. A dual manifesto of sexual exploitation and power. If you go to the Simon and Schuster site, you can actually get the signed copy right here of no Hose Bard. Me and Weezy really worked our motherfucking hands together.

[Weezy]

They're somewhere.

[Mandy Vasquez]

So you can get that.

[Weezy]

My fingerprint. You see the blood mark?

[Mandy Vasquez]

That's crazy.

[Weezy]

I mean, the pen blood, not the pen. When the pen bleeds, the ink bleeds, not me.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Okay, I'm hoping you not giving people bloody books. So make sure you go and get that. You could also get it on Amazon and if you were unaware at the one year mark, which is in June, you can now get our book in a soft cover. So that is available for pre order now. So if you don't like the big hard books, make sure you get it now. Also, I just wanted to let y' all know, big hard books, I mean big hard, I just turned. If you like it soft and gummy, that book will be out in June. Also if you're in Atlanta, check me out every Saturday 6 to 8 on Hot179 and follow me on my socials. I'm going to Ghana this year with Carnival Kingdom. And I'm going to Jamaica with Choco Bliss.

[Weezy]

She is on tour here.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Yeah, you know, and I like Ghana over Nigeria. But I'll save that for Patreon because y' all ain't gonna drag me, bitch. Anyways, thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of this is the Aunts. This is the Oats.

[Weezy]

Bye everybody.

[Mandy Vasquez]

Bye.

[Weezy]

Oh, leave the close fit.

[Mandy Vasquez]

It's me, Andy B. From the Decisions Decisions podcast. And my friends in the US Virgin Islands want you to experience the beautiful islands of St. Thomas, St. Croix and St. John. USVI is hands down one of my favorite spots. And the best part, if you're traveling from the us, you don't even need a passport. I'm all about the food, the people, the culture, and those beaches. They are absolutely beautiful. Head to visitusvi.com to start planning your next vacation. That's visit usvi.com usvinaturally in rhythm. This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.