EP 461: So You Think I’m Skinnyyyyy?

Summary

Decisions, Decisions — EP 461: "So You Think I’m Skinnyyyyy?"

Date: February 23, 2026
Hosts: Mandii B & WeezyWTF
Podcast Network: The Black Effect Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this candid and irreverent episode of "Decisions, Decisions," Mandii B and WeezyWTF blend humor and honesty as they delve into the wild landscapes of modern sex, dating, and non-traditional relationships. Centering on the theme of body image, sexual mishaps, and navigating complex dating dynamics, the hosts also touch upon viral kink stories, ethical boundaries, and share frank advice for listeners seeking love, pleasure, or both in 2026.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sexual Mishaps & Music Interruptions

• Mandii shares a story about having sex on her couch and how a patriotic commercial blaring through Alexa interrupted the moment:
  • She explains how not having Amazon Prime led to an abrupt and unsexy playlist switch, ruining the mood.
  • Memorable Quote:
    • “All I hear is America, America... I can’t be fucking you to this country. That is ghetto.” (04:44)
  • Weezy adds:
    • Sharing a similar experience with YouTube ads cutting through the sexual vibe:
      • “I’m deep in it... and then suddenly the next thing we heard was... car insurance! Now I’m hearing testimonials. I am so happy we're going with Allstate. Holy shit!” (10:52)

Pro Tip (10:27): If you're using Alexa for sex playlists without Prime, expect commercials every 2–3 songs—which can completely “kill the vibe.”

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2. Weight Loss, Compliments, and Sexual Insecurity

• Mandii and Weezy unpack awkward body compliments during sex, especially in the context of weight fluctuation.
  • Mandii recounts a man asking “where her stomach went” during doggy style, which made her uncomfortable despite technically being a compliment.
    • “In the middle of sex, you gonna say it was there last time? Bruh... Do you miss the stomach? Because it ain’t coming back!” (12:10)
  • Weezy notes: “See, you almost can’t compliment me too much—it makes me think the same.” (12:31)
  • Both reveal that words of affirmation about bodies, especially when someone has struggled with image, can backfire.

Weight Loss Methods and “Skinny Shit” (14:18)

• Weezy describes a visit to a Chinese health food store in LA to buy mysterious pills that suppressed her appetite.

  • “I don’t know what it is, but my man was so mad when I was taking it... It’s Chinese writing, and it looks like he taped the label on the bottle. Who knows? Maybe it’s crack!” (16:07)
  • Disclaimer that neither is a healthcare professional, and they don’t recommend these methods.
    • “This might kill you. I bet it’ll kill you.” (17:04)

• They discuss societal standards, humorously referencing wanting to hear “babe, you look sick” as a compliment to know when to stop losing weight.

  • “I want somebody to be like... you look so sick.” (17:19)

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3. City Rankings for Threesomes and Open Relationships

• Segment: Tops & Bottoms (22:35)
  • Mandii lists the top U.S. cities for threesomes and open relationships:
    • Top 10 (descending): Philadelphia, Miami, Phoenix, San Antonio, Dallas, Las Vegas, Chicago, Houston, LA, New York.
  • Hosts’ reactions:
    • “Philly do got the neo soul, vibey, boho bitches, but they also got them beat your ass bitches... and do!” – Weezy (24:03)
    • LA and New York are deemed threesomes/open ‘capitals’ due to their open-minded cultures.
  • Weezy shares that in open relationships in these cities, saying you have a boyfriend can spark curiosity rather than rejection.

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4. Kinky Court: The Case of the NYC Carpet Men

• Kinky Court Segment investigates the viral “carpet man” phenomenon in NYC—men who roll themselves up in carpets to be stepped on by strangers (29:57–35:20).
  • Asante guest appearance: Explains that “Kevin the Carpet” inherited money and spends his time hiding under carpets for the kink of being stepped on.
  • Mandii raises ethical concerns:
    • “Is he guilty of a crime? Should people be allowed to indulge in a kink with others without their knowledge?” (31:41)
    • Compares it to receiving a pedicure from someone with a foot fetish—if you find out, does it change the dynamic?
  • Weezy takes a nuanced stance:
    • “Are you violating me? ... It could be your job. Who's to say I never got turned on asking sex questions?”
  • Debate on consent, victimless crimes, and parallels to sex in public.

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5. Sex Work, Ethics, and Special Needs Clients

• Mandii tells a friend’s story: A friend doing escort work takes on a neurodivergent/autistic client, resulting in escalating police intervention (36:37–41:13).
  • Client’s mom tracks his location and, seeing large charges, thinks he’s in danger—calls the police, who confirm he’s there by choice.
  • Debate on whether taking money from a visibly autistic man is ethical or exploitative.
  • Moment:
    • “I am all for special needs people needing to pay for sex if they need to.” – Weezy (41:16)

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6. "Incel" Culture and Who Gets Sex

• Expanding on Netflix’s “Beauty” and the concept of “incel” (involuntary celibate), Mandii and Weezy debate who is “really” unable to get laid (42:31–45:54).
  • “Let’s be very clear. All men can get women. That’s the part I think... There’s women too that are incelish.” – Mandii (43:36)
  • “They’re not even smart, because if they were smart, they’d be getting a job and having sex.” – Weezy (45:48)
  • Laughing but reflective on how loneliness, lack of social skills, or money defines incelhood more than just looks.

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7. When to Start Dating After a Breakup

• Listener question: How soon should you start dating again post-breakup or divorce? (48:35–53:53)

  • Mandii’s take: 9 months, the “gestation period”—“take that nine month period to clean yourself... then you can begin to recreate.” (49:27)

  • Weezy’s take: 6–9 months, recognizing the emotional rollercoaster (social media stalking, "glow up" period, and process of detachment).

    • “30 days you're a mess... by three months you’re on your glow up, then you need that time to be single.”

  • Women with children: Mandii argues women with kids under 3 are rarely emotionally ready to move on from their child’s father.

  • Sex after breakups:

    • Mandii: “Fucking after a breakup doesn't heal... I felt so empty.” (53:29)
    • Weezy: “Oh, bitch, I can do it absolutely after a breakup. I'm almost freed.” (54:22)

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8. Sexual Expectations and Date Quality

• Listeners/friends expect dinner before sex, but Mandii and Weezy poke fun at how entitlement to luxury dates can get “out of hand.”
  • “She says the quality of restaurants have gone down and she bout to cut him off.” – Weezy (55:19)
  • “You’re requiring him to feed you before he fucks you and now you mad cause the omakase was too quick?” – Mandii (56:25)
  • Both agree: Not every sexual encounter needs a full dinner date; sometimes, it's just about having a good time.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “I can’t be fucking you to this country. That is ghetto.” – Mandii (04:44)
• “Do you not remember...he tried to put on Offset. [It] made me feel like this nigga think I'm ghetto... I was like, oh, my God. He doesn’t think I’m a classy bitch at all.” – Mandii (07:01)
• “You almost can't compliment me too much because it does make me think the same.” – Weezy (12:31)
• “This might kill you, but I bet it'll kill you.” – Weezy, about unregulated diet pills (17:04)
• “These are the top cities for threesomes and open relationships... New York, LA, Houston, Chicago, Vegas, Dallas, San Antonio, Phoenix, Miami, Philly.” – Mandii (25:56)
• “Is he guilty of a crime? Should people be allowed to indulge in a kink with others without their knowledge?” – Mandii (31:41)
• “Are you violating me? ...It could be your job.” – Weezy (33:35)
• “I am all for special needs people needing to pay for sex if they need to.” – Weezy (41:16)
• “All men can get women. ... Beauty is subjective.” – Mandii (43:36)
• “Fucking after a breakup doesn’t heal y’all. I felt so empty.” – Mandii (53:29)

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Episode Highlights & Memorable Moments

• Storytelling: Mandii’s tale of Alexa’s “America, America” commercial crashing a passionate moment is both hilarious and relatable.
• Candid Friendship: The pair phone friends live on air to confirm relationship details and tease each other on air, keeping the tone authentic and warm.
• Relatability on Insecurities: Both hosts share uniquely personal feelings about compliments, weight, and sexual vulnerability—delivering laughter and emotional resonance.
• Kink Debates: Discourse on “carpet men” merges kink exploration with real-world ethical issues—provoking reflection on consent and boundaries.

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Conclusion / Takeaways

Loose, unfiltered, and genuinely funny, this episode reflects the hosts’ ability to dissect taboo topics with both compassion and irreverence. Whether dispelling myths around body image, debating ethical sex work, or ruminating on kinks and breakups, Mandii and Weezy reaffirm that there’s no “right” way to navigate sex, love, or healing as long as you’re honest with yourself—and, ideally, have the right music on in bed.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Sex & Alexa Commercial Mishaps: 02:27 – 11:12
• Weight Loss, Compliments, and Diet Fads: 12:13 – 18:21
• Tops & Bottoms: Cities for Threesomes: 22:35 – 26:03
• Open Relationships in NY/LA: 26:03 – 29:14
• Kinky Court: Carpet Man Debate: 29:57 – 35:20
• Sex Work & Ethics with Special Needs Clients: 36:37 – 41:13
• Incel & Dating Discourse: 42:31 – 46:42
• Dating After Breakup/Divorce: 48:35 – 54:22
• Dinner Before Sex & Dating Etiquette: 54:53 – 57:50

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Recommended For

Anyone looking for conversational, honest, and comedic takes on sex, relationships, body image, and kink—and who appreciates unfiltered female friendship and insight into navigating love in the modern age.

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Transcript

[Weezy]

People have sex with ugly people. Look at all the cute kids. Come on, where did they come from? Ugly people? Not to mention 90 Day Fiance. They're all in relationships, but they got a little personality. Incel's got none of that. They're not even smart because if they were smart, they'd be getting a job

[Mandy B]

and getting money and having sex.

[Weezy]

She was like, the hand rolls was coming too quick. She gets up and was like, I feel like this is too casual.

[Mandy B]

I was like, is this a joke?

[Weezy]

You're telling me you're requiring him to feed you before he you and now you mad cause the omakase was too quick?

[Mandy B]

I told you I used to be embarrassed. It just took Chinese food in the Gatorade back in the day. So you remember when I was in the Bronx? Bitch, if I was on it, you better order me them chicken wings and fried rice. This is an I heart podcast. Guaranteed human.

[Weezy]

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[Mandy B]

Decisions, decisions. Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Decisions, Decisions. It's your girl, Mandy B. And I am we Z. And we are the PP girls. We gotta stick with it. I look back at the comments and PP girls, you know, we are though. We are the PP girls.

[Weezy]

I'm not like happy about it, but we are. I mean like we're totally the PP girls.

[Mandy B]

And honestly, it's pretty vanilla, right? Pee pee. Like bro, everyone pisses, you know. Yeah, you know. Pp. PP girls, you know, welcome guys. So we are recording here in the ATL and we didn't do a catch up last time, so. Oh, okay, let's do a little catch up.

[Weezy]

Bitch, you must got some tea to spill.

[Mandy B]

Okay, so it's not that much tea, but it was something funny that happened to where literally in the middle. I was like, ooh, I'm finna talk about this on the podcast cause this is embarrassing but also funny. But like I wanna help the girlies if it ever happens to them. Okay, so basically I was getting put through the couch. And that's right, if you sit in my house, just know action happens. Don't be laughing, yomi. You might have sat on some sperm, you know, or, or some coochie juices or something like that.

[Weezy]

Now that you know, you know.

[Mandy B]

But it wipes off. It was the leather one. It was the leather couch, you know, that you just. Okay, okay, okay. Well, I fucked on the other one too. But normally because it's white, I lay down.

[Weezy]

Have you drank out the glasses?

[Mandy B]

Okay, so anyways, so I start in the living room, fucking quarter zip and bitch, I am on it bike. Like we having a good time. And I'm like moving my body all types of ways. I realize I don't know what it is. Bitch, I'm so much more flexible on the couch. Like my body can just do different things that it can't do on the bed.

[Weezy]

You know why though? You're only restricted to this little bit when you're on a bed. You feel like you got to do more.

[Mandy B]

Well, no, I felt like I was doing more.

[Weezy]

And you could ride on a couch and it, it's a seat and it's not like you can leverage your legs

[Mandy B]

just the way my could move on the couch it was given. So anyways, that's my favorite place to go. So I'm gonna help you ladies into 2026. Cause baby, what happened to me should not happen to nobody. Cause it ruined the mood. And it ruined the mood during a good stroke. Oh. So I'm getting, you know, stretched open and literally Manda in the middle of like we were going, bro. Next thing you know, mind you, Alexa playing. We got the tunes going, right? Uh huh. We got a little 90s R&B hitting. So you know he was getting nasty.

[Weezy]

It did girl.

[Mandy B]

So I don't pay for prime on my Alexa. And so in the middle of us getting in, mind you, we're moving to these songs. Cause we feeling it. All I hear is America, America, duh duh. And it's like literally it's like an anthem for America. And it's so funny because he felt me, I started trying to change the rhythm.

[Weezy]

America, America.

[Mandy B]

Me and bitch, we just both started laughing. And I was like, I can't be fucking you to this country. That is ghetto. Like we are in a country right now that I'm not proud of. Like maybe we fucked a couple years ago. Actually, I don't know when I wasn't embarrassed of the country while I was fucking. But as we're fucking, bro, it goes into this commercial. But then, I don't know why, after that commercial, bitch, then it went to another commercial and we had to pause our sex session till the commercial break ended. And, bro, it was because it was embarrassing, bro.

[Weezy]

So what do you do?

[Mandy B]

You just sitting here with a heartbreak and you're like, well, I think it went from. So it went from America. America was like, I think like a auto body shop ad, but then it went to a pharmaceutical ad which was even like, if you feel this, not

[Weezy]

the auto body to body.

[Mandy B]

That's what I. No, it didn't get body to body. Oh, it gave maga auto body parts. Okay. It was too patriotic. And so in the middle of sex,

[Weezy]

it was too patriotic.

[Mandy B]

It was too patriotic. I can't fuck to no patriotic shit. What we talking about? So literally, is there any

[Weezy]

country anthem that's a bop?

[Mandy B]

Like a country anthem that's a bop.

[Weezy]

Like something that's like, you think?

[Mandy B]

I know why country gotta be patriotic, bitch. Why hip hop can't be patriotic? Why you going to countries patriotic?

[Weezy]

I can fuck to that. I'm trying to see, like, what's the

[Mandy B]

most you could fuck to hip hop?

[Weezy]

Yeah, I fuck to Gunna.

[Mandy B]

Sometimes Gunna doesn't count because he be having Chris Brown and Burna Boy and he got a little melodic to. You could fuck to, like, N.W.A. no, you could fuck to.

[Weezy]

Hold on, wait, let me see what Google says.

[Mandy B]

What are you about to Google?

[Weezy]

Are there any hip hop songs that are good to make love to?

[Mandy B]

I gotta say that I can't think of any that I want to fuck to. You don't remember the story, Chief Keef? I'm not fucking a Chief Keef. It says Petty.

[Weezy]

Chief Keef Petty. Do you know that song Moneybagg, Yo Quickie? No. Janet Jackson. That ain't hip hop.

[Mandy B]

I'm not fucking a hip hop bro.

[Weezy]

Hmm.

[Mandy B]

Yeah. Do you not remember the one guy that I really liked from the gay club? The bartender from Boxers who came over and I was really ready to suck his dick and he put on Offset. But like, before, the Offset album was good, like, because I like this last Offset.

[Weezy]

First of all, bitch never knew you met him at Boxers.

[Mandy B]

Oh, did I not share that? Did I not share that? Honey, I did, but he wasn't. He wasn't gay. He was a straight. But wait, by the way, Boxers is the. The gay bar in New York now

[Weezy]

we can have a chat.

[Mandy B]

Wait, he was just the bartender at the gay club.

[Weezy]

And now I understand why he didn't know how to put the moves On a woman.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Weezy]

He was straight.

[Mandy B]

He was straight. He was straight, Mandy.

[Weezy]

He was offset to set a mood.

[Mandy B]

He did.

[Weezy]

But you met him in a gay. He wanted to lose his virginity with you.

[Mandy B]

Don't say that. No, no, no. He was straight. He was straight.

[Weezy]

He had an offset eye tonight. He was like, oh, this girl.

[Mandy B]

Wow. I'm not gonna lie. It made me feel like this nigga think I'm ghetto,

[Weezy]

bruh.

[Mandy B]

I was like, oh, my God. He doesn't think I'm a classy bitch at all. Why is he putting on offset?

[Weezy]

Cause he's gay and he don't know what to do.

[Mandy B]

Don't do that. He was not gay. Hold on. You know what?

[Weezy]

I don't think working at a gay establishment makes you gay.

[Mandy B]

Hold on.

[Weezy]

The follow up of not knowing how to.

[Mandy B]

We gonna phone a friend because I need help. We phoning a friend real quick. Phone the bitch. We gonna phone a friend and it's not him. Like, I hope he pick up. He better pick up. Yeah, you better pick up. Just so you know, you are currently on decisions, decisions, but so you remember the bartender from Boxers that I. Oh, my God.

[Weezy]

Is that a satay?

[Mandy B]

This is a satay. Hold on, hold on real quick, because.

[Weezy]

Hi, boo.

[Mandy B]

Okay, so it's sauntay. I guess I left out the detail that I met him at Boxers and so I'm sharing the story. You know how the first time he came over, he tried to put on offset. And so Weezy is saying that he wanted me to take his virginity because he was actually gay. Can you tell her that he was straight? Absolutely not A homosexual.

[Weezy]

Okay. Because I'm trying to figure out how this nigga was playing Offset. The only thing I can draw from this conclusion, Asante, is, well, he must have been gay if he couldn't figure out what to do.

[Mandy B]

No, that's not it. It was not it. He was a full heterosexual gay baiter. Thank you, gay baiter. Wait, wait, wait. Gay baiter. Wait, what is the gay. Oh, he just got tips for being fine. He was fine as shit. Oh, no, no, no.

[Weezy]

Keep going aside. Say what else he was doing.

[Mandy B]

No, I'm saying he's a gay baiter. So, like, he basically gets the gay men to pay him money for instant working at boxers. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That sounded very gay. For pay. Let's just lean into.

[Weezy]

That's why I'm having fun with this. Let's keep going.

[Mandy B]

At a bar. I don't know, but thank you for confirming that he was very hetero because Wheezy loved to make it seem like I was out here dating a boy.

[Weezy]

He was baiting and doing.

[Mandy B]

He was getting the tips, girl. He was fine.

[Weezy]

You saw him flirting with niggas.

[Mandy B]

He was just showing off to make money. He wasn't doing nothing.

[Weezy]

Divorce.

[Mandy B]

Thank you. Cuz. I was over here defending. I said, wait, I need somebody else.

[Weezy]

I mean, you know what? She. She was going hard for the.

[Mandy B]

I can't believe it was about him. Fine. You know, cuz I met him with

[Weezy]

all them you done had.

[Mandy B]

I met him with Asante and Asante confirmed that he was hetero.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Mandy B]

You know, you always need your friend to be like. Like. Cuz I did question it.

[Weezy]

Well, now I feel like it was a homo thug.

[Mandy B]

He was fine. I did not fuck because I thought

[Weezy]

there was a lot of straight niggas when I was at Lombada.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no, no. He was not homo thug. He was just a bartender at the gay club. Anyways, wait, how do we get there? Alexa. Oh, Alexa, sign me up for commercial free, please. Basically, the tip is, ladies, if you decide to have a freak session where you don't connect your phone and. And so you go with Alexa, but you don't have Amazon prime, bitch, every two and a half songs, commercials are going to come. And when you deep into it, if that nigga lasts more than two and a half songs.

[Weezy]

I don't have bread or whatever it's called.

[Mandy B]

What?

[Weezy]

I don't have the YouTube.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no, this wasn't YouTube. This is. This is the.

[Weezy]

No, I know, but I don't use Alexa, but I use YouTube.

[Mandy B]

Oh, no, no, no, no. You have to.

[Weezy]

We were listening to Naomi Sharon, and I'm deep in it.

[Mandy B]

I love Naomi Sharon.

[Weezy]

And then suddenly the next thing we heard was like, not auto body or something. It was car insurance. So we started laughing because you know, when you don't skip it, the commercials be mad long. Now I'm hearing testimonials. I am so happy we're going with Allstate. And I was like, holy shit.

[Mandy B]

No, you. It ruins the mood.

[Weezy]

But I'll tell you what else really ruins the mood.

[Mandy B]

What?

[Weezy]

You want to fucking catch up? Uh, oh, okay. So you guys know I recently bought my first home in la, and it's lovely also. Oh, my God, the hotel.

[Mandy B]

Holly, can I add one more thing that happened during this session that also made it awkward? Now tell me if it was a compliment or not, and then we'll get into yours, because I had to have the car. Like, it made me feel awkward. So basically.

[Weezy]

Oh, no.

[Mandy B]

He was fucking me from the back. And he went like. Like, he went to, like. And in the middle of what?

[Weezy]

I don't know. Grab you.

[Mandy B]

So he fucked me from the back, right? So he goes like this. And y', all, at the moment, during sex, don't know if I was supposed to like it. He asked me where my stomach went. And so clearly I know I'm losing weight, but, like, in the middle of sex, you gonna say it was there the last time? Like, bruh. And so I didn't know if he was trying to, like, compliment the weight loss, but also, like, do you miss the stomach? Because it ain't coming back. But I was like, mind you, the commercial just fucked it up. Now we moved to the other couch. Sorry, help me. We did move to the other couch. And this is when he grabbed me and said, where your stomach went? Don't be asking for stomach in the middle of sex.

[Weezy]

Don't be saying it was ever there. He did.

[Mandy B]

He said it was there last time and I felt away. But it was also. Thank you.

[Weezy]

See, you almost can't. You almost can't compliment me too much because it does make me think the same.

[Mandy B]

This is why words of affirmations don't work for me.

[Weezy]

My nigga told me how, oh, my God, this. Your pussy ain't never been like this. Feel shit juicy and da, da, da. And I was like, hold on. So what the fuck was it last night? Dry as a desert.

[Mandy B]

No, you go. That's where I went. I said, so you asking about my stomach? So I was. The last time you felt like this? I was fat the last time you fucked me. I ain't like that. I ain't like that.

[Weezy]

I was like.

[Mandy B]

Just so you know, we had two awkward moments. You brought it up. Yeah. I said, why would you say that in the middle? Like, wait till after? Or say, like, my pants fit me good or you like, I don't know,

[Weezy]

but my pants fit me good While you getting banged?

[Mandy B]

No, no, no, no. After. Like, I don't. Okay, so that's the question. Are body compliments. Outside of pussy being wet and juicy and ass being fat, are there, like, body compliments that you don't want to hear during sex? Especially because we've both been up and down with our weight.

[Weezy]

When my weight was up, I didn't like him telling me he loved all of that. You see this? I love this. Like, I don't need the body worship.

[Mandy B]

See what I mean?

[Weezy]

Pretend it's not there.

[Mandy B]

Don't. I don't like you, bitch.

[Weezy]

Cause I had a moment where I was really emotional because I was like, oh, my God, I'm fucking so overweight. I feel so embarrassed. I can't fit my pants, my crop tops.

[Mandy B]

He grabbed it and said he liked it.

[Weezy]

He started going down on me, and it turned into this nice moment. And then while we were fucking, he looked directly down at my stomach and was like, I love this. I love all of this. I love you everywhere you are. I don't need you to love me as I am. It's leaving soon.

[Mandy B]

That's how I felt.

[Weezy]

And y' all keep asking me what I was doing. I was on the burbie and shit in the saffron.

[Mandy B]

Oh, I'm not gonna lie. This y' all shit here, Rosie needs all of that. She said, hey, the next time, can you tell me what she used? And I was like, I don't think it was the GOP stuff, but, you know, she got the gym. Listen, but I said. She did say she mentioned some Chinese pills.

[Weezy]

Okay, I'm gonna tell you guys once and for all.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no.

[Weezy]

That's not what it is.

[Mandy B]

You need to hit them up. Cause the way the bitches is buying that Vita Berry shit. From what you said on the Patreon, bitch, we need money for that.

[Weezy]

Okay, I never showed you the Chinese man.

[Mandy B]

No, not the Chinese man.

[Weezy]

Oh, no, sorry. Maybe he was Korean. Maybe he was something else.

[Mandy B]

Ooh, racist. Go ahead and give him an accent. Oh, no, no, no.

[Weezy]

It's a Chinese health food store. So he's Chinese.

[Mandy B]

Oh, wait, no, I saw your video.

[Weezy]

Oh, yeah. I wanna play his voice so y' all can see how this man sounds. This is the man that sold me that skinny shit, bitch. And when he sold it to me, oh, he was in it. Okay? So on La Brea and Pico in Los Angeles, California, honey, there is a store called Green Farm Health or something like that right next to the Pico beauty supply, okay? And when you walk in there, there's a man, okay? This is him.

[Mandy B]

It's on my IG2 table, two cab, two cab.

[Weezy]

Should I buy this? Green Farm Nutrition.

[Mandy B]

My family going to do less than 100 death milk. I'm going to feed all my family. Give me 200, 500.

[Weezy]

So anyway, you're not going to know what he's saying, but what you will know, you walk in there and you say, skinny, okay?

[Mandy B]

And he takes you right to back

[Weezy]

and he gives you this fucking bottle. And the Bottle. I'm not even holding you. I don't know what it is, but my man was so mad when I was taking it. He was.

[Mandy B]

And you don't even know.

[Weezy]

He was like, this isn't a real label. And I was like, but it's from the healthy guy.

[Mandy B]

How much was it?

[Weezy]

I think it was. I got six bottles at one time. After the first one was good, I said, gimme a deal, bitch. I want to say it was $30. It maybe, anyway.

[Mandy B]

Oh, that's way cheaper than the GLP1, bitch.

[Weezy]

My nigga was tired of me taking that. He was like, no, you don't know what this is. This isn't okay. And I'm like, but you get charcoal

[Mandy B]

from the N, so whatever.

[Weezy]

You want to be healthy. I want to be smart.

[Mandy B]

Do you know how people make your drugs your shrooms? No, thank you. Like, you just.

[Weezy]

Okay. The bottle looks. There's nothing in English. It's Chinese writing. And it looks like he taped the label on the bottle. Who knows? Maybe it's crack. But I took that with saffron extract, and it made me feel full.

[Mandy B]

Okay.

[Weezy]

And so basically, I still ate sometimes. Cause I don't want to make it sound bad. But then I went to Trap House every day, bitch. And at that point.

[Mandy B]

So it's the not eating and working out.

[Weezy]

It's really.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, that sounds really healthy.

[Weezy]

That's why I don't want to recommend it. But they keep asking me.

[Mandy B]

But also, you just already told them. What? You don't want to recommend it, but you just told them where to get it.

[Weezy]

Cause I don't really care. But you know what?

[Mandy B]

She said she don't care about y'. All. By the way. We do not have insurance. This is not. We are not healthcare professionals.

[Weezy]

I don't really care about. I'm saying, like, hide in the seat.

[Mandy B]

Like, no, no, no. What I'm saying is we are not liable. We are not healthcare professionals. We are sharing our own experiences on this podcast.

[Weezy]

This might kill you. I bet it'll kill you.

[Mandy B]

You don't know.

[Weezy]

But then I actually had to stop because I so much at TRAPP that I started losing weight, and it wasn't growing into muscle, and you have to eat protein after a meal. So nothing was getting harder. So I had a little moment. It was like, is she sick? Which compliment.

[Mandy B]

Oh, I'm not gonna lie. That's why I have at least another five pounds, because no one has told me I look sick yet. That's. That's the key indicator to bitch you right there. Like, I want somebody to be like. Like, I did just go out yesterday to like this BET event and. And one of the girls that were at Media House at bet, she said, girl, you look so. You lost so much weight. I need sick before I stop losing weight. But I said, girl, you just made my knot, girl.

[Weezy]

Mani, I am so happy that we could speak transparently because just say, I

[Mandy B]

am so glad that we're good and now it's not gonna stop shit.

[Weezy]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying transparently, like, without feeling bad, cuz I know that maybe someone in here has been bulimic or something. Now I gotta feel bad cause you went through your shit, bitch, just let me laugh. Okay, so wait, whoa.

[Mandy B]

What type of preface was that? Where you go.

[Weezy]

Because I feel like I gotta be so fucking sensitive about enjoying that someone thought I look too skinny.

[Mandy B]

Sorry, but. But we're not. We don't. You can't we not count your ribs? Sick.

[Weezy]

Right?

[Mandy B]

We're just like.

[Weezy]

That's what I'm saying, bitch.

[Mandy B]

You was a little thick now, you bitch. Are you good?

[Weezy]

I'm telling Breonda about this shit. Like, bitch, someone told me they thought I was on Olympic and they thought I was doing XYZ cause I looked too skinny. And she was like, weezy. I'm sorry.

[Mandy B]

This is the problem. You want no dead ass? You're goddamn right they did. Happy birthday to you, bitch. No dead ass. Dead ass.

[Weezy]

No. But then when I put the protein back, I normaled out.

[Mandy B]

But nope, you still look very skinny.

[Weezy]

No, I mean, I had a little clavicle. It was a little too much of a problem.

[Mandy B]

First off, as a bitch who was 2:30, I actually want to be in here like this. I want y'.

[Weezy]

All.

[Mandy B]

Oh, bitch, I ain't come straight from the house today, bitch. When I'm like this, y' all don't even know I put the highlight on the clavicles. Okay? But you. Y' all gonna see.

[Weezy]

I'm sorry. That is hot. But I never. I be like, I never wanted it to be six. I don't want to be sift through Ariana Grande.

[Mandy B]

Tell me more. I know how to sink them in now. You gonna see these motherfucking clavicles, bitch.

[Weezy]

Bruh, I thought I actually my face was getting snatched when A was like, oh, you put a little filler right here, cuz I can see your cheekbone. I was like, oh, no, I lost weight for real. If you think I did.

[Mandy B]

But I'm about to go to posture Class. Because I realize when I go like this. But I do this a lot. So that's why y' all be seeing double neck, double chin. But it's not because your skin looks tighter. The Morpheus. Eight words.

[Weezy]

And this. This right here is tough because I saw the little skim strap. And my mom swore that worked for her in the 60s. And not the 60s, sorry, the 80s. She basically was like, everybody did that. She was like, we would do all this crazy stuff and, like, to snatch your neck back. She was like, even the different pillows we would use to, like. Not like you just wanted to say pillows.

[Mandy B]

Sorry, different pillows.

[Weezy]

But yes. I'm not recommending anybody do it. But I will tell you this. I know I must have been ridiculous when I was back there taking them vitamins and shit. Because basically, it's vitamins to make you feel full. I was at lunch with my homegirl, and she was like, should we order now? I was like, I need 30 minutes. So the vitamin K, she was like, bish for harness that he used to

[Mandy B]

do as an example.

[Weezy]

But I was really, really terrified to do GLP1s because I was scared. Like, okay, if I'm not huge, maybe when my friends have 40 pounds to lose, that's when I hear they're going on GLP ones.

[Mandy B]

No, bitch, let's be very clear. It's why the gyms were empty at the top of the year, baby. They just got the little pin. They said, fuck a gym membership. I'm just gonna stick myself.

[Weezy]

But, bitch, I had a girl verbatim, tell me a trap. And it was actually really funny. Um, I was going into trap, and she was like, bitch, oh, what's. You tell me what the pill is. Da, da. Cause I said to people I was taking pills that weren't really healthy for you. I told her, and she was like, okay. Because I actually only started going to trap. Cause right now I'm on Mounjaro. But I'm losing a little too much. So I'm trying to keep my social media up.

[Mandy B]

That means what's happening to me?

[Weezy]

And she said, bitches ain't finna know I'm on a shot. So if I show up my trap house post, it's gonna blend in. And I was like, yeah, shout out to you. Go ahead, Listen. I have been waiting to promo this, okay? Y' all know I work with them. I have been waiting for this project to drop for years. They've worked so hard to make this. From the visionary creator, Kenya Barris, from Blackish Comes Big Age the hilarious and heartwarming audible original comedy about love, aging and finding your way into love's next chapter. Big Age stars comedy legends Jennifer Lewis, Cedric Entertainer and Niecy Nash Betts. Big H follows the recently retired couple Dot and Butch Watts reluctant relocation to their new Florida home, Sunset Gardens, which is a senior community that's anything but relaxing and embarrass. Retirement community Dot and Butch encounter a parade of unforgettable personalities who push their 50 year marriage to the limit. There's Butch's flirtatious ex flame Ethel, who's Niecy Mash, spiritually possessed neighbors, pesky pill pushing couples. And the ferociously competitive Steven Aider. Through its blend of outrageous comedy and touching revelations, Big Age explores what it means to grow older without growing old at heart. Listen to Kenya Barris new laugh out loud audible original comedy Big Age Big Age Age does funny things. Go to audible.com big age series to start listening today.

[Mandy B]

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[Weezy]

For me, we know New York must be in that motherfucker.

[Mandy B]

You know, it is actually. Let's go.

[Weezy]

But you can look at a bitch and be like, open.

[Mandy B]

By the way, number 10 shocked me. Cause it's the city. I don't even think I want a threesome. Number 10, Philadelphia. I just don't think I want a Philly job.

[Weezy]

So they could do what, beat me up?

[Mandy B]

Yeah, I don't know. If Philly gives me, I'm finna go there and just trust that a bitch not going to rob me after.

[Weezy]

But here's the thing though. Philly do got the neo soul, vibey, boho bitches, but they also got them beat your ass bitches and do and do so.

[Mandy B]

But Philly is number 10.

[Weezy]

Sorry.

[Mandy B]

Number nine is Miami. Nine and nine is Miami. Well, probably because the prostitutes you got to pay.

[Weezy]

Yeah.

[Mandy B]

They might cost a little bit. Number eight is Phoenix, which I ain't going to hold you after. After our Phoenix show.

[Weezy]

I see it.

[Mandy B]

I see it. Them bitches was. I follow one. She fine. She just got a bbl. She cute. She was on Pop the Balloon, though. So I was like, girl, by the way. Hey, girl.

[Weezy]

Okay. They get paid a fee.

[Mandy B]

Yeah. No, no, no. But Arizona.

[Weezy]

YouTube.

[Mandy B]

Pop the balloon.

[Weezy]

I think that's free.

[Mandy B]

I'm talking about that. No, no, no. It is free, but no, Phoenix was the show where the bitch came up on stage. They was there. Yes, I remember. Yeah. So I believe it. Number seven. A city I've never been to, surprisingly. San Antonio. Oh, I don't know. She doesn't.

[Weezy]

There's a lot of Mexicans there. A lot of Latinos.

[Mandy B]

What that mean? Mexicans just ain't out here having threesomes?

[Weezy]

No, I just mean, like, that's all I know about it.

[Mandy B]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Weezy]

But maybe spicy. I don't know, bitch.

[Mandy B]

Tex Mex, number six, Dallas.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Mandy B]

I. I fucked a couple Dallas. So I believe that. I believe that number five makes all the sense. Las Vegas.

[Weezy]

Duh.

[Mandy B]

Cause that's where you go to have threesomes.

[Weezy]

I think I was gonna say that. That surprises me that Miami ain't up there then. Cause Las Vegas, they selling that pussy, too.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, but you also go there to. It's the city of sin. It makes you, you know. Number four, Chicago.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Mandy B]

That's one of our big cities. There are houses that got y' all loose, huh?

[Weezy]

And do deep inside this pussy and hers. Yeah, we.

[Mandy B]

We cannot do jingles for shit. Number three is Houston. And number two and one are wheezy cities. LA and New York, which is why, bitch.

[Weezy]

Yeah.

[Mandy B]

So these are the top cities for threesomes and open relationships.

[Weezy]

How I've had so many.

[Mandy B]

It's because of the cities.

[Weezy]

You know, where I'm at. Literally.

[Mandy B]

There's a love letter that I need to still write to the city of New York for allowing me.

[Weezy]

I had a conversation with my boyfriend once when we were chatting, and I was, like. Just chatting about, like, fluidity and us meeting people and how we mingle and da, da, da. And so when I'm. When I'm asking him, I'm like, so when you, like, meet somebody and you're like, yeah, I got a girlfriend. I'm like, what's their reaction? Do you Ever have a bitch be like, fuck you, no. And they feel cheated. He's like, no, you live in New York. These bitches be like, nice. What's she like? Okay? He's like, they be smiling and shit. Like. But I. I genuinely believe open relationship esque people. Like, I had this guy tell me, I was at a place called Living Room in la and me and this dude are like chatting or whatever. And he said to me, it's funny because he met my man actually a few weeks ago. He goes, you know what's so sexy to me? He's like, every time I bring up something or a travel place or a show I've watched in this conversation, he's like, you bring up your boyfriend? And I was like, do I? And he's like, oh, yeah. And he was like, you ain't scared to let me know, huh? And I was like, and ain't.

[Mandy B]

Hello. But.

[Weezy]

But I like this smile in it. Because I was like, I know why he's saying that later. Coming out to find out. Also, someone who's ethically non monogamous, right?

[Mandy B]

Like, okay.

[Weezy]

He's like, oh, we're speaking the same language right now. Like you're dropping the nuggets. Because whatever. We are the only people talking to each other in this club. So whether it's platonic or it's flirting or however he thinks that, I could say point blank, period, this is what these people do. And later, down the line, it was when we were moving into la, my boyfriend and I stepped out one night and I was like, oh my God, this is that guy I told you about. So they're chatting, they meet, and I was like, do you remember when you said that thing about always bringing up my boyfriend? Bitch, yours was really embarrassing. He's like, yes, because I met you before and I met him before and I didn't separately. He was like, we all met each other together.

[Mandy B]

And he was like, where, where was you at? Soul House?

[Weezy]

Vegas, bitch. He was like, oh yeah. He was like, I knew the whole time. You didn't know who I was. And I was like, no.

[Mandy B]

Oh, wow. Yeah, because you be. You'd be outside.

[Weezy]

But anyway, I do think people that are in these open relationships and have ethically non monogamous language, it's so much easier also to navigate dating on the apps because sometimes one of my homegirls right now, she's living like kind of the suburbs of Atlanta, and she was like, girl, I hate when niggas just suddenly maybe like, want to drop in a woman they're seeing or dating or try to be open with me. Like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna take so and so out on Tuesday. Like, I don't wanna hear that shit. And I was like, yo, that's. Some niggas really do act like that. Like, and women do, too.

[Mandy B]

I mean, I was about to say, bitch, what's the problem? That's how I talk.

[Weezy]

She's not in Atlanta. Sorry. She's in. What's the other big city in Georgia? Savannah.

[Mandy B]

Savannah. Not S. Girl, what's the other big city?

[Weezy]

S. But I say all this to say the issues she's having where this dude is telling her he's being up front. I'm like, yo, that's how I was talking to niggas. What? Hey, I'm dating so and so and so and so and so.

[Mandy B]

And dude, let's just all be honest in 2020. Now this next one is rather funny. Okay, I want to take us to Kinky Court. We haven't done it in a while.

[Weezy]

We haven't. Where's your wig?

[Mandy B]

Kinky? I didn't bring it. I think I actually left it in la. I can't find it. I got to order another one from Amazon.

[Weezy]

It was raggedy anyway. You needed to order one period. Bitch, that wig was on the last $9.99 leg.

[Mandy B]

Well, it was. It came in a pack. It came in. It came in a pack. It came with the robe. Every time you put the wig on,

[Weezy]

it stayed in the same shape, baby.

[Mandy B]

It was. Now this one, I'm curious, because we shouldn't kink shame. But I'm curious your thoughts on this one specifically. So I like. I'm gonna play a video to show you what this kink is.

[Asante]

New York City has something called carpet men. You might be thinking, what the hell is a carpet man? And why are you showing me a random walkway?

[Weezy]

Oh, Ken the carpet.

[Asante]

This isn't a random walkway.

[Mandy B]

This is a person.

[Asante]

By the way, a carpet man is basically someone who puts himself under carpet and has strangers step on him. At first I was like, okay. Then I just wouldn't step on him. Then I saw they actually look like. I would never think that a person is under here.

[Mandy B]

What do you mean?

[Asante]

There's two different carpet men in New York City? This is Kevin the carpet. This is the second carpet guy to exist. Okay? He's not the OG he's not the first one. Kevin the Carpet. Although the more famous one, he's a little meaner. He doesn't ask for people's Consent when he does this. As you can see here, I would have never guessed that there's a person under here. That's why waiting for me to step on him. Also, he gets really mean when he sees people recording. Like, I saw one video, someone said something to him. He's like, I'm not saying anything to you. Which is crazy because you're in public getting strangers to step on you, and then you think I'm weird when I record you doing that. Oh, and in case you're wondering, how does Kevin just sit in a carpet all day every day? Like, doesn't he have a job?

[Mandy B]

Nope.

[Asante]

He inherited a lot of money from his relative who was an executive for some record company.

[Mandy B]

I don't know.

[Asante]

He is rich. He has the money to be a carpet guy. That's insane to me. But let me introduce you to the OG of the game.

[Weezy]

The OG is the one that be at the certain bar. We did a kink of the week on him years ago, and that's how I knew he existed. It's some bar in the East Village, and he's rolled up basically, while you're ordering a drink and, like, the bartender let you know, blah, blah, blah. And sometimes I think he had a tab in case you wanted to step on him and he paid for your drink.

[Mandy B]

See, now here's my question. There.

[Weezy]

We're in the street, and this is

[Mandy B]

why I want to know if he's guilty of a crime. Because in the conversations that we have around consent, should people be allowed to indulge in a kink with others without their knowledge? Because essentially, he's getting people to partake in his kink without consent by just rolling himself up in this carpet and being stepped on by strangers. But, like, as a person, I was like, ooh, would I be okay with knowing that I just engaged in something?

[Weezy]

Okay, I got a hot take for you on this one. Just to see what you think.

[Mandy B]

Okay.

[Weezy]

It depends.

[Mandy B]

Oh, God. Okay.

[Weezy]

And here's why it depends.

[Mandy B]

Not. You said it's a misdemeanor.

[Weezy]

This just brought this to my mind when I was at the Cubby Hole. And the Cubby Hole is a lesbian bar in the West Village in New York. At the Cubby Hole. Sorry. They were in a debate at a bar. At the bar, because the girl basically is obsessed with hair, okay? Touching, stroking, brushing, whatever, doing it to someone else. And she talks about how, like, the hair carries energy and this whole woo woo thing, right? Long story short, for a living, she does hair.

[Mandy B]

And you know what's crazy? About you saying this.

[Weezy]

Some of her teeth started from washing hair.

[Mandy B]

I was just thinking about this. What if my pedicure man had a foot fetish and I didn't? You know what I mean? But. But what if he was getting hard? Like, I wouldn't want to know. Like, my nail guy was getting hard

[Weezy]

while he was doing my feet from it. Yeah. And also certain shoe salesmen. Right?

[Mandy B]

Rest in peace, Dallas Pen.

[Weezy]

We did.

[Mandy B]

We did hear and talk about.

[Weezy]

But it's like, when you consider the facts of. It could be your very job. I mean, who's to say I never wanted a guest or got turned on asking them sex questions? So I think, like, when it boils down to, like, how we feel about certain things, it. It's. Are you violating me?

[Mandy B]

That's my thing. Like, to me, I don't want to know that I engaged with someone's kink without knowing that I'm engaging in their kink.

[Weezy]

Because to me, it's different for us. Because the hair and the pedicure situation, you pay for a service.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, but also, like, if I knew that my. That my nail guy could be getting hard by doing my feet. I don't want him to do my feet. You know what I mean? So, like, I think he violated. I think he. This is criminal. And he should. I don't think this is okay. You think it's okay?

[Weezy]

I don't think.

[Mandy B]

You know what I mean.

[Weezy]

Being on the floor as a carpet is criminal because someone would have to

[Mandy B]

step on the carpet, but it's his kink. It's like sex out in public, essentially. It's like, you're having sex in public, and so you fucking me without my. But you fucking me without my consent, technically.

[Weezy]

Okay, if you're in my way and you're like, I don't know. See, this is hard to. How do you get someone's consent to step on you?

[Mandy B]

My point. You should go find a partner to step on you. Like, I don't know if kink should be, like, a public thing that you engage in. Unless you, like, are at a sex club where they talk about, like, there's gonna be people watching. But to me, even. Even maybe because I've had so much public sex, there's still, like, a level of consent that happens.

[Weezy]

How is it a crime if he's not nude?

[Mandy B]

I don't think nude or touching himself. Bitch, you can fuck with clothes on, but that's.

[Weezy]

No, no, no. I'm saying, like, if he's just laying there and getting turned on from It.

[Mandy B]

I ain't going to hold you. I don't want a nigga coming.

[Weezy]

What is he doing? That's indecent.

[Mandy B]

Don't come without my consent. I should know that I'm making you come.

[Weezy]

But I didn't know he was coming.

[Mandy B]

Oh, Now I don't know if he's coming either. I'm just adding a layer to oh.

[Weezy]

Like if it's turning him on. Oh, it's all of me. If it's turning him on, it's all of you.

[Mandy B]

He probably sitting there on his jizz.

[Weezy]

I've had a guy say something to me and then, oh, house of yes.

[Mandy B]

Oh, house of Yes, I did.

[Weezy]

Before the pandemic. I was out there with my homegirls. We're smoking cigarettes, we're fucking drunk, we're on some New York shit. And this guy says something very rude to both of us, okay? While he says it, he starts laughing after he says it. And me and her start blacking on him and cursing him out. A bitch came over to us. Oh, I. Oh my God, I wish I could call my homegirl right now.

[Mandy B]

He said what? And said don't. He has a humiliation kink. Stop it, bitch.

[Weezy]

Hold on now. I want to phone a friend now.

[Mandy B]

We phoning friends. We phoning friends today. Ooh, bitch. She ain't paying her bill, bitch. That's embarrassing.

[Weezy]

No, maybe she hasn't been around her in a long time.

[Mandy B]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's the phone off, bitch.

[Weezy]

Hold on. But we talk about imessage.

[Mandy B]

Cut the phone off.

[Weezy]

Nothing's really off. I just said it all.

[Mandy B]

I messed. Okay, okay, okay.

[Weezy]

No.

[Mandy B]

So you don't think it's a crime. Is it a crime to be a carpet man? Look at us. We trying, y'. All. We are trying. Okay? Anyways, let me go to the. I got a good. We listen and we judge.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Mandy B]

A good one. Okay.

[Weezy]

What this hoe did, bitch.

[Mandy B]

So, you know, times are rough. So I have a friend who has fell into sex work.

[Weezy]

Fell in.

[Mandy B]

I mean, it happens. You just fall into it. You know, it's like one day you decide, I have a price, what type,

[Weezy]

and you do the sex work.

[Mandy B]

She has an hourly rate.

[Weezy]

Okay?

[Mandy B]

Uh huh. So she's on a website. She now lives in Florida. She has a rate, a hot rate. She getting $1,000 an hour.

[Weezy]

Whoa.

[Mandy B]

And I'm like, that's good in this

[Weezy]

economy and this is like brand new pussy to the fucking.

[Mandy B]

She's. She's done like onlyfans and stuff like that. But now she's providing services.

[Weezy]

Okay, so that's not the market rate, baby.

[Mandy B]

That's a high market rate. She got enough followers to charge that. Right. So she recently. This happened, like, two weeks ago. And so she has a guy come in, and they're having a good time. He only purchases one hour.

[Weezy]

Come into where?

[Mandy B]

Like a hotel? She does at a hotel? No, no, no. So he comes to the hotel and he's a little on the spectrum,

[Weezy]

but

[Mandy B]

she's going to take the money. So he's on the spectrum. Autistic, like, but visibly autistic. Right. So he's having such a good time, he buys another hour. There's $2,000. Having such a great time, he buys another hour. Bitch, a knock comes to the door. Knock, knock, knock knot. Knock, knock. Bitch, it's the police. It's the. No, no, no. Before the police say y', all. His mama start calling him, not knowing where he was at. The police show up to the hotel because, bitch, the mom has his location. And also, bro, the mom has his location and sees these charges coming through his card for $3,000 and doesn't know that he's paying for an escort, but clearly maybe thought that her son got killed and somebody grabbed his card and was. So, bitch, the police are called. And so he finally picks up for his mom, escorting is legal, bro.

[Weezy]

Having sex for money is illegal.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, I don't know the rules and flow. No, no, no.

[Weezy]

Escort websites are legal. You can go on anyway.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no. So she's on Eros.

[Weezy]

I don't know about that.

[Mandy B]

Oh, no, I don't want that.

[Weezy]

Eros is. Yeah, I don't know if she's saying. Cause, well, Eros is a legal site, too.

[Mandy B]

All I know is the policia came, but the man got on the phone and was like, I can't do the voice of it. Sorry. But she said the voice and pretty was like, mom, I'm having a good time. I'm an adult. Like, it's like. Like, I could do what I want. I'm making this decision, and I'm like, girl, how you just put this man? That clearly, like, his mom. He still lives with his mom. And. But she's like, he had the money. And so we basically started having a conversation as to whether it was right morally. Morally.

[Weezy]

So can he really? Because if his mom goes back to the stripper. Autism, you got decision. Whole mail.

[Mandy B]

Oh, wait, we did have a whole mail about this. But basically the cops came in like, he. The. The autistic boy, man. He was a Man had to, like, say that he was fine and he wasn't there against his will and all this stuff because this money was. But the mom was like, bitch, you're with my fucking son. Let him go. Like he. And he was arguing with his mom. Like, no, mom, I'm having a good time. But the mom, I guess, believes he's not in the right mindset.

[Weezy]

Was your girl fucking?

[Mandy B]

They fucked. That's where I was a little judgy.

[Weezy]

How did it last for hours?

[Mandy B]

I mean, autistic dick last.

[Weezy]

No, no, no. I'm saying, did he want, like, to just sit around and cuddle?

[Mandy B]

I mean, I don't know if it was she. I don't. I don't know if she was. I'm sure there was. Or. Bitch, it was $1,000 an hour. I'm sure whatever the man asked for, she had to do.

[Weezy]

That's some good money.

[Mandy B]

That's some good money. You. You would do it. Okay, what if he had a helmet on and he came in, but it was $1,000 an hour? A helmet back when you were poor?

[Weezy]

I didn't say it would. Like, I actually think that's great. So I. I will say this. I am all for special needs people.

[Mandy B]

Yes, me too.

[Weezy]

Needing to pay for sex if they need to.

[Mandy B]

Okay.

[Weezy]

And like, if it was me, if I was missing a limb and n didn't really want to hit, I would pay for it. And I would be pissed if somebody tried to stop me.

[Mandy B]

Don't to me. It's the mom. I think the mom. Conservatory don't put me in conservative shit. Yeah, conservative ship conservatory is crazy. Bitch, you want to see the stars? You know what I mean? Ain't that, like, where the telescopes is?

[Weezy]

And I want to pay for it too.

[Mandy B]

But yeah, so she had that. And yeah, the cops came.

[Weezy]

When did you do it?

[Mandy B]

First off, even my sugar daddies was decent looking. I'm very kind of, like, shallow. Like, I don't think I had very.

[Weezy]

Like, you couldn't have sex with someone ugly for money.

[Mandy B]

It's very hard. You don't remember their diploma. You don't remember the fucking diplomat I had?

[Weezy]

I used to tell him I never saw him.

[Mandy B]

Well, it was bad. And I used to tell him I didn't even suck dick. And bitch, I'm gonna 3,000, bitch. Okay? And I used to be like, ugh, suck dick. I don't do that. Oh, I was like, not moving in bed. I hated it. I can't. I can't perform. I can't be fake. With some like, that's why I was a really bad whore. Like, I could not do just things for money. Like I had to find something that was attractive. So even if their face was ugly, they had to have a bomb body. Or if they're like, something about them had to be attractive.

[Weezy]

No ugly face, bomb bodies. Different rich niggas when they're ugly. If they're like, if they.

[Mandy B]

They could dress, they could.

[Weezy]

They could out talk it.

[Mandy B]

Like, there's so many things I like. Bomb bodies. Like I could do an. Okay, hold on.

[Weezy]

There's something coming to my mind right now. Oh yeah. I've been watching this show, Beauty on Hulu. You heard of it? Oh, it starts with Bella Hibernate blowing up.

[Mandy B]

Yes, I saw that. What the fuck was that? So the first Sci Fi shit.

[Weezy]

They basically go to this dude, it's a black dude, he was overweight, he wasn't ugly, just sloppy looking. But he was downstairs jerking off to the computer and talking about how, like, you know, just basically they're showing you how he can't get nobody. And he goes to meet someone. A guy's like, do you understand you're an incel. Like you're an involuntary celibate. Like, that's who you are the first time.

[Mandy B]

You know what's crazy? Had no clue. Incel was like a combination of two words.

[Weezy]

I didn't either.

[Mandy B]

I did not know it was involuntary

[Weezy]

celibate until that moment. So anyway, stop the show and get into the conversation of like, hold on. Just like the autistic dude that had the whole thing going with her. Do they know? And is it clicking when like, okay, I'm not in a category of men that could ever get women.

[Mandy B]

Let's be very clear. All men can get women. That's the part I think. There's incel women.

[Weezy]

I don't think so, bro.

[Mandy B]

There's incel women. There's women that like, will be with incel niggas. Like, bro, not all women are like just out here getting dick thrown in their face, bro. There's women too that are incelish women.

[Weezy]

You don't think. I'm not saying there's incellish women.

[Mandy B]

Involuntarily. Look, involuntarily. There we go. Celibate women, sure.

[Weezy]

But I'm just saying this, Mandy, and clearly I don't believe anybody could get fucked. I don't. I think it is.

[Mandy B]

I. Anybody could get fucked.

[Weezy]

Maybe with a makeover.

[Mandy B]

No, girl, I don't believe. First off, beauty is subjective, okay? And who you might want to fuck. Might not be who somebody else might want to fuck.

[Weezy]

I'm not talking about someone ugly. I'm talking about someone who ain't got nothing.

[Mandy B]

You know what's crazy?

[Weezy]

Y' all done had ugly.

[Mandy B]

I gotta. I gotta show you this. I'm not gonna put them out here. There's this couple, he looking selish, but bitch, they in love. They married. They be like, he. He just bought her. Like, I can't even.

[Weezy]

Yeah, Benny bought him something. No, no, no. Because you know what? No, no. That's what makes it go away.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no, no. Okay, okay. No, no, no, no, no. I don't think he has, like, a lot of money. Regular couple on Instagram. He's absolutely incelish. But she. Girl, I got to show you this.

[Asante]

Here's the.

[Weezy]

Here's the thing, bro.

[Mandy B]

Everyone is in selish. Not everyone, but there's. There's women and men in selish.

[Weezy]

The problem is sometimes you ever met a hot girl that's very awkward and you're like, what the fuck? Or like somebody very attractive. You're like, why is she so. A lot of models I've met in New York kind of have that energy. It's like, they've only been pretty, so they don't know how to act in conversation, but they get, like, real awkward energy when someone's not confident. It's just like, oof. So couple that non confidence with not having friends and not being that attractive and not getting out of that basement or your hometown. Yes. You are not a desirable candidate of someone to sleep with.

[Mandy B]

There's women in basements, too. I'm not even talking about looks. Not against their will. I'm not talking about.

[Weezy]

It's not just looks. People have sex with ugly people. Look at all the cute kids.

[Mandy B]

Come on.

[Weezy]

Where do they come from? Ugly people? Not to mention 90 Day Fiance. They're all in relationships, but they got a little personality. Incels got none of that. They're not even smart. Because if they were smart, they'd be getting a job and getting money and having sex.

[Mandy B]

Oh, my God, we're going to be attacked by the incels. I feel that they're going to be worse than the video gamers.

[Weezy]

They've never. Oh, my God. So do I care?

[Mandy B]

Okay, so that's the thing. I think some incels have had sex. I think they're actually fighting the demons of being gay, but that's why they hate women so much.

[Weezy]

It's the.

[Mandy B]

It's the demons of. I can't Be an open homosexual and I'm poor. Like, you know, the gays be having money. Like, I really think that that's what it is. Cause I don't think, bro.

[Weezy]

I have a lot of broke gay friends, and they still get into sex, too.

[Mandy B]

So maybe that's why you think that there's not as many incel women. Cause there's a lot of lesbians. They just go and get the. It's okay for a woman to be with another woman.

[Weezy]

Okay. Incel has a look to me.

[Mandy B]

See, here's the. Here we go. Now we're getting to. We can't talk about.

[Weezy]

What's the look?

[Mandy B]

Cause the look we gonna get canceled. Because the look is probably given.

[Weezy]

Yep.

[Mandy B]

On a high level.

[Weezy]

What do you have next to.

[Mandy B]

Okay, okay, last topic. I got a reactionary. Are we gonna get canceled for this? Like, should this be bleeped? I don't know, Eden. Hey, guys, if you guys just heard bleeps here, it's because Eden would like to keep his job in 2026.

[Weezy]

Yeah, let's just cancel. You saying what they look.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no, no. Keep that. Cause you said it. I also want to say I'm not

[Weezy]

talking about attractivity here.

[Mandy B]

We don't. That's why we about to get canceled. Stop it.

[Weezy]

Ugly N. S be having money.

[Mandy B]

No, they don't.

[Weezy]

Ugly niggas don't have money, bro.

[Mandy B]

I told you, I live in a different world. Have you seen how many bad bitches are on the Internet? My phone.

[Weezy]

Rich, ugly men have money.

[Mandy B]

Valid.

[Weezy]

You know what I want to talk about right now? You know the dj? Black coffee.

[Mandy B]

Yeah.

[Weezy]

Not that attractive. Got one arm. Great dj.

[Mandy B]

He has one arm.

[Weezy]

You seen his girlfriend? My God, she was so fine. I had to Google the country she was from. I was like, what the fuck is this benefit?

[Mandy B]

But you know what that mean. You got a strong arm. Where that come from? I'm gonna use my strong hand.

[Weezy]

Or do you think it means he rich? No, but every picture on her page.

[Mandy B]

I ain't gonna hold you. I feel like a man with one arm could do a lot with that other arm because that's all he could do his own.

[Weezy]

It's not a dick, Mandy.

[Mandy B]

It's a.

[Weezy]

It's a nub, too. It's just.

[Mandy B]

No, the nub not. He don't do nothing with the nub. You think he nubbin.

[Weezy]

You know what's crazy? I'm talking all this shit. Bought tickets to see him in Mexico City in a few.

[Mandy B]

Oh, they gonna stop you at the Dough?

[Weezy]

I hope not.

[Mandy B]

They stopping you at the dough like she's not in the.

[Weezy]

Well, I got. What he gonna do?

[Mandy B]

She is not allowed in this. You better not whip me with one. Okay, last topic because we haven't done this in a while either. Reactionary.

[Weezy]

Okay, now I feel like we just

[Mandy B]

watched something that was kinky Court. Oh, okay, here we go.

[Weezy]

How long should we actually wait to

[Mandy B]

date after a breakup or divorce? Oh, I was gonna say keep the rebound for six weeks and then fold the clothes and get rid of it, but I won't say that. I'll say yes. Yes doctor. Come on. Yeah, six weeks.

[Weezy]

There it is.

[Mandy B]

That's all you need. That wasn't spiritual. That wasn't spiritual. Okay, okay. I. I think you should give yourself at least nine months. You know it takes nine months to for to bring forth new life. Woman carries a baby for nine months. So I say take that nine month gestation period to clean yourself, to purify yourself, you know, to bust the windows out the car, you know, to all of that out your blood and then you can come back and begin to recreate what it is that you desire. So I say nine months.

[Weezy]

I don't even want to admit this.

[Mandy B]

I want to agree. You agree?

[Weezy]

Only because I have real hardcore facts and I believe this to be true.

[Mandy B]

Go ahead. Facts. Your facts don't really be facts.

[Weezy]

30 days you're a mess, you're not eating or you eatin too much. Depressed, you can't stop talking about him. By month two, maybe you clicking on his page or the new bitch he's fucking every other few days. Like you're still thinking about it, right? By three months you're probably on your real. Actually by two and a half, three months you're on your real glow up shit. Where you're like changing your hairstyle or you're crazy in the gym, or you done started your meal plan like you having this glow up phase. And now by three months to month four, you ready to be on the abs and fucking someone else. And then you need a little bit of that time to be single, to have fun. Because why would you jump in a new relationship, you're only going to carry the old baggage. You need to like learn how to date again. Nine months maybe too stretched. I think six to nine months.

[Mandy B]

I actually want to add just a caveat to that. If they have a baby together, three years, literally. I think that. So if I meet a guy who was with a partner, here's why. Cause I listen and I judge. I have Friends right now with children who still are going to look at their baby daddy page and what the baby daddy doing. So for me, right, Especially if you a woman, I think niggas lay kids and be ready to move forward. But as a woman, if you created life with a man, I think men, if a woman has a child under three years old, I would say steer clear of them because they're still checking for what they baby daddy doing. Especially if they were in a relationship and made this baby out of love. I don't know many women who are off their baby daddy until they can't go to kindergarten. Like, if they. I swear to God. So I would say that's because they

[Weezy]

don't have a new boyfriend.

[Mandy B]

But they're also still just. There's a lot there in their mind. They created a family. They've been. There's a lot of resentment. There's way more resentment built up when they're raising a child, this baby by themselves.

[Weezy]

My homegirl's dating a guy right now that has twins.

[Mandy B]

I told you, niggas don't matter.

[Weezy]

And the twins are. No, no, no. Yeah, sure, he's over it. But I'm like, you don't want to deal with her, right? So I'm like, oh, it's the.

[Mandy B]

It's the guy dying.

[Weezy]

What do you know about. No, no, no. My homegirl's dating a guy right now with twins. They're four years old. I'm like, steer clear. This baby mama's gonna be crazy. She's like, no, she's not. Okay? She's already married with someone new.

[Mandy B]

Okay, so then that works.

[Weezy]

I'm like, whoa. But to your point, her kids are four. That means she met somebody within that three years. And I really do think women need to be dating. Because you know what I think your advice is saying if I'm waiting for three years, I'mma think my baby daddy just gonna pick him up one day and randomly act, right?

[Mandy B]

Oh, that's the problem. But that is the problem. They do.

[Weezy]

And they want to be with somebody else.

[Mandy B]

I agree. But they not over it. That's the thing. To me.

[Weezy]

Cause they still fucking their baby daddy. So to me, okay, you know what?

[Mandy B]

Women. Women and men should not, should not start dating. To me. And I don't know how long it takes people. And this is why maybe helped me, dating a nigga without a social media. To me, you should not start dating somebody else until you are done checking the page and caring about what your last partner is doing now with whoever else so to me, until you no longer care to do the doom scroll and see how happy they are. On with their brunch boots, on with the boys, do not start dating until you can stop looking at the social media page of your last partner.

[Weezy]

You know what I was just thinking about? Okay. Your homegirls that are still checking for them.

[Mandy B]

Uh huh.

[Weezy]

How long has it been since they've had sex with their baby daddy?

[Mandy B]

Tricky. I'm not gonna put their business out there. Destiny, I was upset. I said, bitch, your pussa still got wet. How you was raising this kid by yourself has to know how your pussy get wet. But, you know, I let the girls live. I let the girls do what they do. But it don't make no sense to me. All I know is when the babies is involved, it gets tricky.

[Weezy]

But you need to support somebody else, because that's okay. Let me tell you for an example.

[Mandy B]

No, this is why. Hold on.

[Weezy]

We are mature. I fantasize about the last one I had.

[Mandy B]

Y' all ready. Y' all remember how heartbroken I was with my ex? What did I do? Go and fuck 24 7. What did I do? Come on this podcast and cry? Cause I felt empty afterwards. And, bro, fucking after a breakup doesn't heal y'. All. I told y' all I did it and told y' all so that you ain't gotta do it. I came on here and it was like, I felt so empty. And I came.

[Weezy]

No, but then he left.

[Mandy B]

I felt empty. No, because he came over, dropped that good dick off, and then when he left, I was like. And the next time he came over, I said, I don't know if we could keep doing this. I feel empty after we. It didn't work. Fucking through a heartbreak don't work.

[Weezy]

Mandy, you know what's crazy?

[Mandy B]

No.

[Weezy]

I don't know if we opposites right now. I cannot agree. Do you know why?

[Mandy B]

You know what's crazy? We're opposites for the last 10 years that we had this goddamn podcast.

[Weezy]

I am not. No, I mean, this sounds like a wheezy thing to happen.

[Mandy B]

Oh. Because I am emotional, I'm sensitive, I have feelings.

[Weezy]

Oh, bitch, I can do it. Absolutely. After a breakup, and to me, I'm almost freed from the fact that, like, I don't know, I guess your brain has to start wiring a different way. No, I went emotional.

[Mandy B]

Now, girl, a nigga was just in Atlanta, and because he ain't fucked me in la, I said, you think you could fuck me here now? I emotionally.

[Weezy]

Well, why didn't he fuck you in la.

[Mandy B]

I think he. He was busy. He wasn't responding to my calls, whatever. He feels like I only hit him when I'm drunk and. What? Late night dick. But whatever, that's good. You don't even have to take me out. Easy.

[Weezy]

Pussy.

[Mandy B]

And so I got mad at him. So he came here a couple weeks ago and Bitch, I saw the last text messages. I said, oh, you're not getting pussy now.

[Weezy]

You actually giving me a. Are we listening? We judge. Are we almost there? Oh, perfect.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, we got a car.

[Weezy]

Another minute?

[Mandy B]

No, you have two minutes. You judging me?

[Weezy]

No, not you.

[Mandy B]

Oh, good. Cause don't.

[Weezy]

My homegirl has a guy that she's been fucking on and off for years. But she says she feels like the. She has a rule. She has to do dinner before.

[Mandy B]

I was like, okay.

[Weezy]

She's like, it just makes me feel better about it. Whatever. She says the quality of the restaurants have gone down and she bout to cut him off. And she's like, I'm telling you, we used to go out to dine and all this nice stuff there in la. She was like, we started with Afra

[Mandy B]

and then he would take me here. He taking her to Taco Tuesday, girl.

[Weezy]

Wait, this is what she said.

[Mandy B]

Taco Tuesday. Have you ever had Nori?

[Weezy]

You heard of Sugar Fish?

[Mandy B]

Sugar Fish, I like it.

[Weezy]

Love Sugar Fish. So Sugar Fish has a hand roll bar in LA and it's really popular.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, I like it. I've ordered from there. Remember actor bae?

[Weezy]

She actually ordered me Sugarfish. I love Sugar Fish.

[Mandy B]

I love it.

[Weezy]

Kazu. Nori's just hand rolled. I love it. So they got a bar, you go, you get the hand roll. She says, she pulls up. Mind you, it's like a very popping spot. She pulls up and there's nowhere to put your name. Like, you can't make a reservation for Sugar Fish. And the chef has this new restaurant or not new. She said, you couldn't even make a reservation. He's like, you can't get a reservation. Like this is how it works. She says they sit down. She was like, the hand rolls is coming too quick. She gets up and was like, I feel like this is too casual.

[Mandy B]

I was like, is this a joke?

[Weezy]

You're telling me you're requiring him to feed you before he fucks you and now you mad cause the omakase was too quick. Is this real?

[Mandy B]

I told you, I used to be embarrassed. They just took Chinese food in the Gatorade back in the day. So you remember when I was in the Bronx, Bitch, if I was on it, you better order me them chicken wings and fried rice.

[Weezy]

I am not giving a kid. You don't. If it's that good, I'll cook for you. Come get food and pussy.

[Mandy B]

How about that? Yeah, I'm not mad. I'm not mad at that. I'm not gonna lie. Your friends, your friends might be. We got some goofy friends. We be out here talking about these bitches. Y' all gotta get it together.

[Weezy]

I hope she hear it. I'm not getting consent for that one.

[Mandy B]

You know what's crazy? I don't even wanna eat before every time I fuck. Cause depending on what I'm gonna be doing, like, girl, what if I think

[Weezy]

it's not just the eating, it's the. I got dressed up, we got to catch up somewhere. We had a drink, now we're gonna have sex.

[Mandy B]

You know, it's crazy. I tried to do that with 22 year old. We went out and I realized I don't care to talk to you. Can we go home? Like, to go, Please? To go, like. He took me to this place off the water and I was really realizing. You could have just came over and fucked me.

[Weezy]

I don't.

[Mandy B]

We're just out here for no reason.

[Weezy]

This is. You know when it starts getting real quiet and then you just start talking about nothing.

[Mandy B]

That's what happened.

[Weezy]

I knew a date was bad because we were talking about too many memes. He's like, hold on, let me show you this one. And I was like, damn, we can't even just work off thoughts. We got to pull up the fucking. That's what I'm saying. That's when you.

[Mandy B]

These men don't be having nothing to talk about, but when the dick is good, just get.

[Weezy]

But we have something to Talk about on Patreon.com.

[Mandy B]

that's right.

[Weezy]

Horrible decision.

[Mandy B]

Come on, transition. Also, if you haven't yet, make sure you get our New York Times bestselling book, no Holds barred, available wherever you get books.

[Weezy]

And if you live in New York or la, I go to every little bookstore and be signing them books. I don't even be playing mainly to Flex and Barnes and Nobles. I mean, like when they come over. Yeah, that's fine.

[Mandy B]

And if you guys have our books, we love when y' all post them. So please, please, please continue to post them. Continue to tell your friend to tell a friend to tell a friend that it is a book that is needed for all women. Okay? Is that it? Oh, by the way, if you in Atlanta check me out every Saturday, six to eight on Hot 1079, baby. Mm. That's all. And this has been another episode of Decision.

[Weezy]

Bye Bye.

[Mandy B]

This is an I heart podcast. Guaranteed human.