it’s the first episode of the year, and Halley and Jaz are ringing in 2026 exactly how they know best: overanalyzing everything, setting unrealistic resolutions, and spiraling (lovingly) through life updates. from the psychological power of a “new year, new me” mindset to seasonal depression, meds, wellness eras, and why January feels either elite or unbearable, the girls unpack how they’re approaching the year ahead: very differently.

the episode flows through travel plans, brand trips, Rome itineraries, New Year’s hangovers, book obsessions, TV recs that may or may not ever be watched, and the internet drama everyone seems forced to have an opinion on. the girls sound off on influencer discourse, public scrutiny, relationships in the spotlight, and why sometimes it’s okay to simply not care.

they also dive into relationship dynamics, wedding season thoughts, guest etiquette, bachelorette trip planning, and whether opposites really do attract. as always, the episode balances humor with honesty, proving once again that delusion, when paired with self-awareness, is actually a life skill. cozy up, welcome the new year, and let the spiral begin once again.

Timestamps

0:24 - 2026 Jaz

6:39 - New Years Eve

11:57 - Online drama

30:50 - All things wedding

39:11 - Voice memos and facetime calls

46:42 - Cutting up a wedding dress

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