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Greetings, traveler. Jared here. One thing. Every week I tell you all the reasons you should join Club 86 ad free episodes, two miniseries, all that stuff. But today I want to just share one thing, one reason with you. It just helps me to keep making the show. So if you got a dime to spare, sign up. You're gonna like it. And if like so many right now you don't have a dime to spare, just give us a shout out on your social links to mine are in the show notes. Or you can leave a n review on the podcast player you listen to or tell a friend or tell an enemy that might need it, make them listen to that mean old Mavis episode from the second season. Anyways, every little bit helps. If you're Interested in joining Club86, go to patreon.com desertskies or click the link in the show notes below. And speaking of Club 86, I just want to give a special shout out to some new members. Nikki Green. Omi Grassi. Troy Best Boy. I Divided by zero and now I'm undefined.
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Taylor Young. Kathleen Marinara. Samantha Loriman. Hoyo. Alex K. William Lemoine. If I butchered your name this week, just shoot me a message on Patreon and next week I will apologize profusely and get it right. Thank you, friends. You're a big part of making this happen. But wait, I have one more shout out. Chili's Grill and Bar. I've come to the decision that every time I release a new episode, I get to go to Chili's. This in an effort to overcome my artistic anxieties. It's working. Chili's, they don't sponsor me, but they are the new official fuel that powers the machine that is Desert Skies Chili's. From your amazing 3 for me deal to your unbelievable Nashville hot ma, you're the real deal. I'll see you this afternoon. Enjoy. Desert Skies Chapter 25, the rest area for the best listening experience. Headphones are recommended. Um, Good morning. I'm sorry that it's so cold, but this is the only place on the grounds that can hold a crowd this size. I promise to keep this short. My father wishes he could be here to talk with you himself, but his health prevents it. He asked me to convey apologies on his behalf. I'm gonna read something now. I wish that I were here under better circumstances, but I am not. This factory, which has stood on these grounds for some 30 years, has for the majority of that time been leader in productivity among our dozens of locations, both here and abroad. But in the last two years, that productivity has dipped due to your actions, or lack thereof. We have no choice but to close this facility effective immediately. Your final paychecks will be mailed to the address on file. You have 15 minutes to retrieve your personal items from your locker and exit the premises, or you will be removed. And that's it. Merry Christmas, I guess. Please, I'm begging you, don't do this. Not two weeks before Christmas. I have a family. I got kids. What am I supposed to tell them? Um, I don't know. Productivity is down because ever since your daddy bought this factory, he's reduced the workforce and increased the quotas. What did he think was gonna happen? Why would he do this? I'm sure he had his reasons. You. Y' all should have been able to figure it out. With what you had. How do you even know what it is we do here? Um. Yeah, you. You really are as dumb as they say. You all nice. Cause, pretty ladies, you got everything a man could want except for a lick of sense. I. Dumb friend. Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. Sir, your father is on the phone and would like a word with you. Where's the phone? In the manager's office. Follow me, sir. Hank.
