A (1:56)

That's. That is a tough time to move here.

B (1:59)

It's just like. Yeah, well, you know, I was. Now that time has passed, were you good or bad during COVID Was I good or.

A (2:06)

Oh, like, did I, Did I see friends and have fun? Yeah.

B (2:10)

Because I had a blast.

A (2:11)

Yeah. I, I, I was, like, good and bad. I was in California, so there was only so much you could do.

B (2:17)

Yeah, that's true.

A (2:18)

But, like, we would, like, you know, like, getting together with friends and even having a kickback with, like, six people during that time. It was like being in a fucking speakeasy in the 20s. It was exhilarating.

B (2:30)

It was so awesome. I, I was living with my parents at one point.

A (2:33)

Yeah.

B (2:34)

Wanted to kill myself. They would. They were very all in at a certain point, too. Yeah.

A (2:39)

Yeah. Tough.

B (2:40)

And then moved to New York. There's, like, underground raves going on.

A (2:44)

Yeah. I'm gonna totally do that.

B (2:47)

So I was, like, really good. And also, I was online saying, it's really up. People are gathering.

A (2:52)

Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm going to raise Twitter likes and then. But when I do it, it's kind of fine. Yeah.

B (2:58)

That was my Hannah Montana.

A (2:59)

Yeah. I. I kind of, like, didn't believe it was happening. So I was at the last, like, everything. Like, I was partying in. In New Orleans, like, right before everything got shut down, I was at a bachelor party, and I got back from the bachelor party, and I remember being like. Like, we drank before the flight home. Like, I was up, like, getting into bed, and I just remember praying, like, I just don't want to go into the office tomorrow.

B (3:24)

Yeah.

A (3:25)

And I woke up, and I've never worked in an office another day in my life.

B (3:28)

Yeah. Right here, my man.

A (3:29)

That is manifest now. Again, sorry for everything. You know, I did not sweat. It's not my fault. But I did my. I might have manifested a little bit.

B (3:36)

That's pretty sick, man. That's. Yeah.

A (3:39)

The power of belief.

B (3:40)

That's what the girly paws would say. Manifesting.

A (3:42)

Yeah.

B (3:42)

Yeah, for sure. 100%.

A (3:43)

Yeah.

B (3:43)

That's good stuff. Yeah, I do. When you were leaving your bachelor. So I was leaving spring break, and so when you were leaving. Not to talk about COVID Right at the top. I don't know why I'm doing this.

A (3:53)

Well, it's topical, you know, that's what the people. That's what the people want. They need hot Covid take.

B (3:59)

Yeah. You know, and, you know, I feel like you can finally get them off your chest, though. It's, like, been five years.

A (4:03)

Well, it's interesting in retrospect now. Like, there are moments where, like, it was horrible time in a lot of ways, but, like, there are little pieces of it that you kind of miss. Like, it was like. Like the first, like, couple of weeks when everyone was really hunkering down. It was like, this is like a team kind of sleepover. We'd be drinking on Zoom every night.

B (4:20)

Yeah. It's wild and, like. I don't know, like, it felt like a movie.

A (4:27)

Yeah.

B (4:27)

But not a good one.

A (4:28)

No, no. Like, you were living in a. In a fudgeing apocalypse movie.

B (4:32)

Yeah.

A (4:32)

People are fighting over toilet paper. Like, elbowing old masked women out of your face.

B (4:37)

And the things we obsessed over that instant coffee wasn't good.

A (4:42)

Wait, wait, what was the instant coffee?

B (4:44)

I don't even like a bunch of little kids being like, yo, if you, if you put water in this dirt, it tastes like coffee. And like, my sisters were losing it. They don't even drink coffee.

A (4:54)

Yeah, yeah. It was a really good, like, talking about coveted. Well, it was a good, it was a good trial balloon for like, if the apocalypse actually hits.

B (5:02)

Yeah.

A (5:03)

What Tick Tock is gonna look like?

B (5:04)

What would you do?

A (5:05)

Weird challenges. It's like, what? The world's gonna be ending and people are gonna be like, I have a great friend. Front facing video on this. I get a good hook up top. I'm doing great on Tick Tock. Even though the world's ending, here's what.

B (5:18)

You need to do to blow up during the apocalypse.

A (5:20)

Exactly. That's.

B (5:21)

Tick Tock is pushing its new story times.

A (5:23)

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A (6:41)

Maybe just swallow a 12 gauge. I don't know if it's really getting. How bad is it getting? Probably over. If it's getting like really bad out there, I think it's like there's, there's stages of it. Like, I think at first I'd be like, fudge this. And I'd be like, I'm just Going to rage with the people that I love because, like, that's what I care about, you know? Like, just spending good time with the people that I love. But then, you know, if I lost some of them, then maybe I go full punisher.

B (7:10)

Yeah.

A (7:11)

I get, like, the Rambo bullets. I just run out into the middle of, you know, Manhattan, just buck naked with an ak, like, you want it, you got it.

B (7:19)

Yeah.

A (7:20)

You took everything that meant anything to me. I'm taking it back.

B (7:24)

So I forgot to introduce you guys. Joey Avery, everybody. Hey.

A (7:28)

Great to be here.

B (7:29)

We'll add applause and whatnot.

A (7:30)

Oh, cool. Awesome.

B (7:31)

Yeah. Yeah.

A (7:33)

Resident Covid expert.

B (7:35)

Thank you so much for coming in. Everyone knows you're a comedian, hopefully. Covid expert.

A (7:41)

That's right. That's right. Yeah. And actually, both those things overlap so much more than you'd think.

B (7:47)

I got a number one example for that.

A (7:48)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

B (7:49)

But listen, I will one day hopefully get in trouble for something I say, so.

A (7:56)

Yes. Yeah, of course. You got to keep your options open these days.

B (8:01)

I don't know which way I swing.

A (8:02)

Yeah.

B (8:02)

Do you keep it ambiguous?

A (8:04)

You know, it. I was. I was actually talking about this because on. On my. You know, in the comedy world, if. If people are into it, like, I feel like there's been an uptick in talking.

B (8:13)

Yeah.

A (8:14)

Like, across the board.

B (8:15)

Like, as if. As if we're influencers.

A (8:18)

Yes. Like, I did, like, I. I on my podcast. I just. Because mine's just, like, solo, so I have to come up with a topic. So I tried to, like, do a deep dive on it. And my. My analysis, I don't know if I'm correct, is that when podcasts first got popular, the only way comics could get big was by getting on podcasts. So it created this illusion of everyone being really, really nice to each other. And some people are, but it created an incentive for it. And now that, like, YouTube rewards people talking shit about podcasts.

B (8:50)

Yeah.

A (8:51)

Now it's created in an incentive for people to talk shit. So it's almost changed the landscape a little bit. I could be wrong, but it seems right to me.

B (8:58)

No, I mean, I feel like the sociology of all that checks. Yeah.

A (9:01)

And I.

B (9:01)

That's two classes.

A (9:03)

Yeah, that's. That's how I like to try to think about things, because I think people are responding to their environment a little bit as much as we think we're, you know, free.

B (9:11)

That's really interesting. Have you ever had anyone shit talk you on a pod?

A (9:13)

I don't think I'm big enough. I don't think the incentive is there. I don't know if the incentive. If you put my face in a thumbnail and it's like, finally taking down Joey Aver. Once I get to that point, I think I'll really be making money, but right now, I don't know if. If I would get to that.

B (9:29)

You ever have an assumption that someone's talking about you?

A (9:33)

I'm sure that people do, but I just don't want to know.

B (9:38)

Yeah, I. I seek it out.

A (9:40)

Do you?

B (9:41)

Yeah.

A (9:41)

Yeah. I mean, I kind of do, too. Like, in every comment thread, you're like, was that negative? But that doesn't make you feel very good.

B (9:48)

No, it doesn't. But you know what? It gives you the grit to be funny.

A (9:51)

Yeah.

B (9:51)

In my crazy head.

A (9:53)

It also gives you a little motivation because, like, my definite response when people cut against me is like, I'll fuck you. I will beat you in the long run. And that is, you know, it's not the healthiest fuel, but it's fudgeing fuel.

B (10:07)

It's fuel. And anything to feel your fire.

A (10:09)

Yeah.

B (10:09)

Was that English?

A (10:10)

I liked it.

B (10:11)

Feel the fly.

A (10:12)

Anything to fuel the fryer.

B (10:14)

Yeah. Oh, no. I have a wisdom tooth coming in, so I just sound like an idiot.

A (10:19)

Do you really?

B (10:20)

Yeah.

A (10:20)

Are you getting it yanked?

B (10:22)

I've. I've had these two come in, and this one's coming in now.

A (10:25)

Oh, wow.

B (10:25)

It's been a while since I've been to the dentist.

A (10:27)

You should go.

B (10:28)

Yeah, for sure.

A (10:29)

I think you should. Definitely pro dentistry.

B (10:32)

I booked a dentist appointment. That's good. Yeah. Things, things.

A (10:36)

And you'll be right on. Dentist. The wisdom teeth knocked out. You'll get. You know, it's like an excuse to do a little opiate vacation.

B (10:45)

See, this is a problem, right? I can't do that.

A (10:47)

Oh, I'm.

B (10:48)

I'm troubled.

A (10:49)

I see.

B (10:50)

I'm troubled.

A (10:51)

Okay, so don't do that.

B (10:52)

I like to have fun, but if I ever got that kind of fun.

A (10:56)

Have you ever done them opioids?

B (10:58)

No, I have not.

A (10:59)

Yeah.

B (10:59)

No, that's good. Yeah. Do you happen to do that? I'm.

A (11:04)

I'm perked up right now, sipping code hang. No, I mean, like, I got my wisdom teeth out, you know, like that. And I like. And I think in high school, like, got into mom's pill cabinet a little bit, you know, Took it for a ride for about a week there.

B (11:20)

Yeah.

A (11:21)

Got in trouble. It also makes you feel horrible because it's genuine poison, you know, you stealing from mama, stealing him from Mom. You Know white boy summer. No, it's not good. You don't want to do that.

B (11:32)

I thought for a second there. And you're probably take offense to this cuz you probably should because this is terrible. I thought for a second there you had a drug past.

A (11:41)

Oh, I. I just.

B (11:42)

Cuz. Cuz of the way you reacted. You like, really. You really shouldn't go down that.

A (11:45)

That road. That's just knowledge of the game. I've done. I have a drug pass, but not at that level, you know, like, I have like a. I was. I like to party and I was. You know, I got in trouble for drug was in like eighth grade. That was too early.

B (11:58)

Yeah, yeah.

A (11:58)

Don't do drugs in eighth grade. That's.

B (12:00)

But it was weed and.

A (12:01)

Weed and then we would like pills. Exactly. Yeah.

B (12:04)

My research.

A (12:04)

Yeah. What do you mean? Really?

B (12:07)

Yeah.

A (12:07)

Wait, where is that? Is there police records out there?

B (12:12)

Yeah.

A (12:12)

Well, what the.

B (12:14)

I'm kind of like narwhal.

A (12:16)

Wow. Okay. That's crazy. Yeah.

B (12:17)

I never get that. Right.

A (12:18)

I was like. I didn't even know I'd even. Yeah. But yeah, that was it. Yeah, they like.

B (12:21)

Yeah, cough drops aren't bad.

A (12:25)

No, no, they don't have what you need. No, they're like.

B (12:27)

Do you think that was drugs?

A (12:28)

No, no, it was. We. There was like these pills. It was like coracetin or something. These like triple Cs. And if you took them, they had like DX, Eminem or something. And we did it one time. It was crazy.

B (12:38)

What does it do?

A (12:40)

It was awesome because I was. You know how like when you smoke weed, especially when you're in 8th grade, too early to do that. You just pretend to like weed for like three years because it's like cool. Even though you're just having like small mental breakdowns all the time.

B (12:52)

Yeah.

A (12:53)

The pills, it was just like, I'm high, dude. Just locked in. We're like on a merry go round, getting buck. Dude.

B (12:59)

I hope I get the flu.

A (13:01)

Yeah.

B (13:02)

What are they for?

A (13:03)

Like, I think they are gone. I think they're outlaws.

B (13:06)

Whooping cough. Yeah. They're for children.

A (13:09)

Yeah. I imagine it's similar to like cough syrup, you know?

B (13:12)

Did you. Yeah. Did you ever. With lean?

A (13:14)

Nah, I'm not that cool.

B (13:15)

I still want to try it. It's like. Yeah.

A (13:17)

There's a whole like vibe around it.

B (13:20)

Yeah. I want a double cup and go nuts.

A (13:22)

Yeah.

B (13:22)

You know what I mean?

A (13:23)

Yeah. So I don't have a crazy drug pass, but you know Ari Maddie.

B (13:27)

Yes.

A (13:27)

Yeah. He's been spreading Rumors about me in Austin because he thought I was a different comic. And he. And apparently the comic that he thinks I am, and no one knows who this is, goes on stage and talks about how he was addicted to crack, sucking dudes off for crack. And so Ari was, like, talking to someone and was like, dude, Joey really got his together, dude. I can't believe it. I'm like, that wasn't me, dude. Just telling everyone that I suck dick for crack. That's tough.

B (13:54)

You can't up names on. On a story like that.

A (13:57)

It's unfortunate.

B (13:58)

That's tough. That's exactly what I thought of you three seconds ago. But.

A (14:02)

I do have the haircut of someone who might have done that.

B (14:07)

I don't know, man.

A (14:08)

Yeah, but no, I've never sucked dick for crack. The night. The night is young.

B (14:12)

Yeah. And life is too short not to.

A (14:16)

Yeah. And even shorter if you do. And that's the beautiful thing about deep. I feel like crack could get you there. I think Charlie Sheen's been on, like, a press tour recently, and he was talking about how he. He was doing crack, and he started kind of banging dudes for a little bit.

B (14:32)

Oh, just crack make you want to be like, I'm trying to check things off my bucket list.

A (14:38)

Makes you study abroad, you know, Never been to Vietnam.

B (14:42)

Amazing.

A (14:45)

What if you just live your best life? Just start doing crack and eat, pray, loving your way across Europe.

B (14:51)

Finally, dude, the last episode I just had, the direct quote from Pet Lee was, we can cure cancer with Adderall. Now this episode is Duke Crack. You'll live your dreams.

A (15:03)

This show is now called Bad Advice.

B (15:05)

From Comedians, and next week we'll be talking about how H will change your life.

A (15:13)

Do you. Was his point that, you know, if we were all doing Adderall, we'd be focused or something? I'm pretty sure people in med school are doing Adderall.

B (15:22)

Yeah, for sure.

A (15:22)

I think they're. I think the cancer people are doing.

B (15:24)

The math not to talk about COVID again, but I am a little worried.

A (15:28)

That episode.

B (15:29)

These kids. These kids, they're like four years younger than me. These kids, they all cheated their way through college. And now we have. Doctors are going to kill everybody.

A (15:38)

And that's probably the least of the scientific worries to come out of COVID Yeah. There's a lot of Internet scientists, too.

B (15:45)

Oh, yeah.

A (15:46)

That's interesting, though, is the. So I'm a little bit out of the loop on this. So kids who were in college during COVID it was just too easy to cheat because you could just go on Google and just.

B (15:56)

Yeah, like, you didn't have to take your classes online. So, like. And some of the teachers didn't know how to use the. The programs where you. They check if you cheat. So the tests were all like, you can just look it up in Chat gb. GPT. Gp.

A (16:13)

GPT?

B (16:14)

Yeah. Do you use Chat GPT? No. Okay, I'm not interested. Not interested, not interested.

A (16:19)

I. I'll tell you how what might get you interested is it just kind of replacing Google with it and just asking it questions.

B (16:27)

Okay.

A (16:28)

Like, you know when you're, like, Googling, like, oh, like, I was, like, having trouble with the software the other day. I was like, anyone else having this problem? And I was like, I'm gonna ask Chat GPT if anyone else has had this problem. And then it like, summarizes everything that's going on, and it's like, I suggest these softwares instead.

B (16:42)

What kind of software are you doing?

A (16:43)

I was trying to send an invoice with QuickBooks, and QuickBooks is the worst application of all time. I'm on your ass, QuickBooks.

B (16:50)

Yeah.

A (16:50)

This is a great episode. It's Covid and. And I'm coming for into it. I'm coming for accounting software. Yeah. You've had your last day in the sun, you fucking bitch.

B (17:00)

Quick commercial break for QuickBooks.

A (17:01)

Yeah. If you want to send an Invoice, don't use QuickBooks. It can't do that. Even though it's the easiest part of it. I'm not even using the software. I'm mad.

B (17:11)

It's a slow news cycle week, you know, My apologies all around.

A (17:19)

This is timely content.

B (17:21)

Yeah. It's timeless.

A (17:22)

There's someone right now who's been pissed about COVID for five years and is an accountant and is like, this is the greatest podcast I've listened to my entire life.

B (17:32)

Again, they're really making some great points that nobody has talked about for five years at all.

A (17:35)

You know, it's called. It's called niching down.

B (17:38)

Yeah. Oh, you know what? I have an alley OOP for us.

A (17:42)

Good.

B (17:42)

I got some news headlines.

A (17:44)

Okay.

B (17:44)

We could talk about those. How's that sound?

A (17:46)

You got the late night cards here?

B (17:48)

Yeah, well, you know, Kobe is out of a job, so I'm coming for him.

A (17:52)

That's right.

B (17:53)

Dude, are you serious? There's five new cast members added to snl.

A (17:58)

Oh, yeah?

B (18:02)

What do you think about that?

A (18:03)

Who knew about that?

B (18:04)

Wow.

A (18:05)

Five new cast members. You don't even see these. You write these?

B (18:10)

Yes.

A (18:11)

Five new cast members headed to snl.

B (18:13)

How many are you friends with?

A (18:15)

I think I. I think I'm friends with two and I lost three. I think three of my friends got fired and two. Two went in.

B (18:23)

Oh, but we're all just really happy for him.

A (18:26)

Yeah, 100%.

B (18:27)

Yeah.

A (18:28)

I'm interested. I think SNL is going to start, like, I think they're going to start cycling people in hella quick and they're just going to like, hunt for superstars.

B (18:35)

I think it's a good plan that they got going.

A (18:38)

Yeah. I think for a while it was like, let's build a cast and people will fall in love with them. I have no inside knowledge, but my assumption is they're like, okay, Marcelo popped immediately. We just need to cycle in a bunch of, like, comedians and people in the comedy adjacent spaces and see who pops quick. If they pop after a year, keep them. If not, keep it moving.

B (18:58)

Yeah. Disregard.

A (18:59)

They're just so crazy. I think they're taking the tick tock approach to casting is what I assume, because, like, I don't know, Emil Wakem, who's a friend of mine, he got tons of airtime in his first year and then they dropped him.

B (19:10)

Yeah. That surprised my mind. Yeah, I couldn't believe that.

A (19:14)

But I think they're just like, oh, you didn't become a superstar immediately. Bet. Let's keep it moving. Cam Patterson, he's big. Let's get it.

B (19:19)

Yeah, dude. I'm so happy for him.

A (19:21)

I know. Cam's the man.

B (19:22)

Such a good kid.

A (19:23)

Yeah. Here's a question for you. Is SNL like, something that matters to you? Like, is that, like, a dream that you would want to be on it?

B (19:32)

Here's my thing. And this is actually like, this is kind of like an inside take. I have, like, I've heard managers and agents say, oh, they shouldn't have went on snl. That's not good for them. It's someone's dream.

A (19:45)

Yeah.

B (19:45)

That's a crazy thing to say.

A (19:47)

I also don't even know if, like, I feel like there used to be this thing in the industry where it was like, you have to, like, chart this, like, perfect career and, like, you gotta capture heat and do snl. And then if you do snl, then you can get a sitcom, then you can get a movie, and your career can go in this way that it was supposed to.

B (20:05)

Yeah.

A (20:06)

In the Internet age. I just don't know if that's it. I think it's like, you try as many things as you can. If something doesn't work, you Say, cool, there goes a year of my life. Let's try something else. And you just keep cycling until something hits. I think that's what SNL is doing to us. So I think you should do it to them. If you get it for a year and you do well and then they still don't want it, who cares? Yeah, it doesn't matter other shit. You got new fans. Bring them along with what you want to do next.

B (20:29)

I think maybe even five years ago, it was like, devastating to do a year and then.

A (20:34)

Yeah.

B (20:35)

Then be. Yeah.

A (20:36)

It was like, at least discarded.

B (20:37)

Yeah. But now it's like, you know, you did your year, now you're moving like you're going to tour the next year and then whatever else you do, you're going to be good.

A (20:45)

I think so.

B (20:45)

And also, when you look at people who've had, like, a long career, you look back on, like, the IMB day and they've done a bunch of weird shit.

A (20:54)

Yeah.

B (20:54)

Like, I like, people just do weird shit and then like, whatever. Stick, sticks. And it's just like, that's. That's a career. Yeah, it's just like things you've done and succeeded it.

A (21:04)

Yeah. It makes it seem a little more confusing, but I think it takes some pressure off. Like, you want to do good stuff, but everyone who's done great things also did. Had missteps and did shitty stuff. There's this whole whip their dick out.

B (21:16)

Like, you know, like sometimes.

A (21:17)

Sometimes you gotta try new things.

B (21:19)

Yeah. You know, like sometimes it's like, oh, I didn't know, you know?

A (21:22)

Yeah, I asked. Yes. I thought they wanted to see it. Whoopsie dips. Some people are go all week wanting to see a dick.

B (21:31)

It's just a really good thing that I don't have one because I probably.

A (21:34)

You think you would plop that thing out.

B (21:35)

Well, in the 80s.

A (21:36)

In the 80s, yeah. Well, yeah. If everyone was on coke, dicks are coming out.

B (21:42)

We're still on coke. It's the crap.

A (21:44)

And that's why. And it's still happening.

B (21:47)

I. I've gone home and, like, told like, a cool aunt and be like, new York's like the 80s again.

A (21:53)

Oh, really?

B (21:53)

No.

A (21:56)

I don't think coke ever stopped happening. It just was. It's just not as, like, culturally dominant. It's just people do it in secret. In the bathroom.

B (22:03)

Yeah. Which I love being a part of. A secret. Yeah, I do that. Nice. Once I, like, I would see the. The fel conjugating and then I knew something cool was happening when they all Went to the bathroom together. Cuz guys don't do that.

A (22:16)

That's right.

B (22:16)

So I was like really stoked to be able to like sus that out and be a part of that.

A (22:21)

That's exciting. Yeah. So you'd be like. So they would all come out of the bathroom. You'd be like, give me the bag.

B (22:26)

I watch the door boys, but I get in the next.

A (22:31)

You know, she's different. She's just cool. She kind of gets it.

B (22:34)

I'm a gas guy.

A (22:37)

I brought my own key.

B (22:40)

What would be the. The opposite of that? Like, you catch women doing something and you're like pumped you found out. I really gave it a good thought too. I'm like kissing.

A (22:58)

Yeah, yeah, that one. That one would work. Yeah. Don't worry. I'm a girl's girl. I'm coming in with you.

B (23:06)

Yeah, I bet you will.

A (23:08)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you think I won't? You think I won't come in there and scissor with you gals? That's a good. Probably Coke.

B (23:16)

Coke, yeah, it works hand in hand, man.

A (23:19)

I think it's the same thing you guys are doing right now. I actually do, like, because I'm, you know, I hang with the boys a lot, you know, but I. You know. You know what it is? You know what it is? You should join my fantasy league.

B (23:33)

Oh, dude. I actually was kind of wanting to do that, but I'd be so annoying. I actually don't know anything.

A (23:38)

Yeah, it's. It's really just. You're basically just analyzing data. But before we do a whole fantasy football, I'll explain what I mean. I kind of like when I sneak up on some real like good like girl talking. Oh yeah. You know, and it's like. And like, you know, maybe I'm there with some of my guys and they're getting drinks, they're gone or whatever. It's just me and like three chicks and we hate someone's outfit. I find out and now I'm just gonna pile.

B (24:04)

Now you're locked in.

A (24:04)

Now I'm just gonna pile on too. What year is it? You're riffer on a gossip.

B (24:10)

On a gossip ring.

A (24:11)

Exactly. Yeah, I might take it too far, but, you know.

B (24:14)

Yeah, no, that's good stuff because then. Then you feel like welcomed in.

A (24:17)

It's fun, dude. It's just a little girl time, you know, she's talking some, you know, and then, and then I can start getting some tips, you know, Should I do this? What do you think of this shirt that sort of.

B (24:28)

And Then your boys come back with your beer. Shut the up.

A (24:31)

I'm like, dude, these wouldn't stop talking.

B (24:34)

Dude, I'm not crying.

A (24:36)

Okay, you know what I'm talking. And I'm like. I'm like, I'll be right back. Sorry, girls. I can't be myself around them. It's all a facade. Oh, she's got to play to your audience. Just gotta play to your audience.

B (24:55)

Speaking of playing to your audience, please explain fantasy football. These girls are gonna love it.

A (24:59)

Yeah, girls. All right. Joey's hot fantasy takes. You want a good slot? Wide receiver in round three? No, you heard my takes on QuickBooks.

B (25:10)

Do you play with other comedians?

A (25:12)

I am in five leagues.

B (25:15)

That's too many.

A (25:16)

I feel like way too many. Yeah, and actually they're all just with friends of mine. Like, just friends of mine from different walks of life. I think I'm in no comic leagues, but then I'm in a league with Scott Hansen, the guy who does red zone.

B (25:28)

Okay.

A (25:29)

You know Mark Sanchez, he was a quarter, but just some people.

B (25:31)

So that's for the one dude.

A (25:33)

The one dude is like, you were in a league with the red zone guy. I am sorry.

B (25:36)

I should have.

A (25:37)

But here, here's a better reaction. No, it's fine.

B (25:40)

No, I. I thought you meant Chris Hansen.

A (25:42)

That would be better to Catch a Predator. Yeah, that would be a lot. It's actually Chris Hansen and a bunch of pedophiles. And we're in one league together.

B (25:49)

No, I feel like he got you there for a reason.

A (25:52)

If your team loses, Chris shows up at your house and exposes you.

B (25:57)

Just gathers you all together for the that and the punishment at the end is you're on the show.

A (26:02)

Yeah, exactly, exactly. It's the most high stakes league I've ever been in.

B (26:05)

So five leagues.

A (26:06)

No, but I guess I was just going to say, like, you think you have to know. So here, here. If you don't, like, watch football or care about it, but let's say you wanted to be in a league and you wanted to compete.

B (26:15)

Yeah.

A (26:15)

There basically are a bunch of nerds who compile all the stats of, like, what a player is projected to get. And you're basically just looking at spreadsheets and analyzing data and being like, should I pick up this player? Well, all the nerds are saying he's gonna do better this next game. So, yeah, maybe I will do that.

B (26:32)

When do you find the time?

A (26:35)

You just gotta want it. It's really about being in group chats where you talk and then like, having, like, Maybe a once a year fantasy trip and having punishments and all that.

B (26:44)

I like the punishments.

A (26:45)

The punishments are great.

B (26:46)

I think that's the only reason I would do it.

A (26:48)

I had. I lost a league one year. I had to watch an entire season of Young Sheldon and write a review of every episode.

B (26:54)

Oh, that is so specifically hilarious.

A (26:57)

Oh, I was so heated. I was like, I don't have time for this. So I would, like, take my computer to the gym and I would be like ripping like elliptical and getting some, like, low impact cardio in and just writing Young Sheldon reviews.

B (27:12)

Dude, that's so funny.

A (27:13)

Insane behavior.

B (27:14)

What are the. What are the stakes this year?

A (27:16)

That's a good point. Like we one. One league I'm in, someone just has to buy. We do like a crystal brunch and we just. But crystal, it's a fancy champagne and we just get a brunch and make them order, like really expensive bottles. And, you know, it's not that exciting. We haven't come up with the fun ones yet. But what do you think would be good?

B (27:36)

Oh, the classic bro. Tar on your body and feathers.

A (27:41)

Oh, tar and feather them. Yeah, we've been reading history books recently.

B (27:46)

No, it's just my favorite because it's close to home.

A (27:48)

Oh, yeah. Boston.

B (27:49)

Boston.

A (27:50)

Yeah. That is. It's a. It's a great one.

B (27:52)

Yeah.

A (27:53)

Tarring and feathering some will be great. I saw one online that was like, insane. It's unreal.

B (27:58)

I've never really thought about that. Yeah, you're stiff.

A (28:01)

Just looking like.

B (28:06)

Help.

A (28:08)

I saw one that was like, you have to donate sperm and then check the box that the child is allowed to contact you after its 18th birthday.

B (28:16)

That's not a. A little bit too much?

A (28:20)

We're not going to do that one. Might just be a good tweet. Might just be a good. Great. A great tweet.

B (28:25)

Great tweet.

A (28:26)

A beautiful tweet.

B (28:28)

Every guy can do a trump.

A (28:29)

Yeah. It's just the first term, I think it was a skill, and the second term, it's a tick.

B (28:34)

Yeah.

A (28:35)

By now everyone just knows how to do it. You just hear a great. You go, a great tweet. And then it's just.

B (28:40)

It's like, it gets me every time.

A (28:42)

It's still funny. It's still funny. You just got to not do it all the time. Because then a guy who gets drunk and is doing trump the whole night, you're like, we don't want to think about this all night.

B (28:50)

Yeah.

A (28:52)

And he's like, all night. And you're like, no, don't. That's not what we wanted.

B (28:57)

I can't do it. Yeah, that's really bad. Mine's really.

A (28:59)

Oh, I want to hear it.

B (29:00)

Another shot.

A (29:02)

It's getting there. Yeah, we love shots. We shot Abu Bar. I'll Baghdaddy right in the face. Sweet. You know, I kind of want to go to North America.

B (29:11)

Korea. Yo, dude, I was literally just going to bring up North Korea.

A (29:15)

Were you?

B (29:15)

Yeah, I was.

A (29:16)

This is a great app for your fans. Now we're getting into some, some Jong Un. Yeah.

B (29:23)

So Kimmy offers you to go.

A (29:24)

Yeah.

B (29:25)

Do an hour and a half o2 mil.

A (29:29)

So my concern at this stage of my career, I'm going anywhere for two. Yeah, yeah, I'm going anywhere. I would go to Mars. A 2 mil. I would go perform anywhere, but. But I would be afraid with North Korea. Navigating an hour and a half of my material and leaving not in a body bag would be a grand challenge for me that I don't think I could do.

B (29:50)

Dude. It's impossible. There was another rabbit hole I went down recently the other day. I'm like, sometimes I'll just fall into some crazy shit on Tick Tock because.

A (29:57)

It'S so easy, what it's built for.

B (30:00)

There was this kid, and he went on, like, a college trip to North Korea. It was like a, A sanctioned thing that they.

A (30:05)

Warm beer, right?

B (30:07)

Yes.

A (30:07)

Yeah.

B (30:08)

And he stole a poster and they killed him. I think they made him brain dead. Yeah.

A (30:14)

Yeah, that's why.

B (30:16)

So I don't think you should do stand up.

A (30:18)

That's why. Yeah, that's why I'm fascinated by North Korea. Because if you look at North Korea, I saw this. The one thing that set me off on this was I saw some, like, meme, and it was like, look at a photo of the skyline of North Korea and tell me what's missing, you know? And I was like, just kind of looking at it and it was like, like, no ads. Like, if you look at any skyline, there's, like, billboards, like, anywhere in the world, and it's just this one uniform. It's a, it's a price to pay because, you know, they're not having fun there. But I, I, I looked through. I went on, like, TripAdvisor, and I was like, looking at, like, what, like, restaurants and, like, you know what it would be like. I'd, like, planned like, a digital trip there just to, like, see what.

B (30:59)

How was that looking?

A (31:00)

I think it would not be fun.

B (31:01)

Yeah.

A (31:02)

But, like, I was like, can you drink? Like, There are a couple bars you could drink at. The hotels look pret bad.

B (31:06)

I just don't trust anything that comes out of North Korea.

A (31:09)

Any review? Yeah, it seemed like. Well, I would look at the. So to the same point, I would look at the people who left the reviews. Yeah, it was a lot of, like, British people who, like, would go to weird places.

B (31:20)

I don't know why.

A (31:20)

I guess they're more adventurous.

B (31:22)

The drunks. I don't know, colonizing history. Oh, yeah, no, they're big on that.

A (31:28)

Also, they're. They're the only ones who would go drink somewhere.

B (31:31)

Yeah.

A (31:31)

So, like, I went to.

B (31:32)

I went to North Korea and there was like, one ball.

A (31:34)

Yeah. But that's the problem. If I'm traveling, I need a far. Like, I've been on a plane for eight hours. I've been somewhere random. Like, I need a couple beers in me just to get the vibe.

B (31:44)

Yeah, dude, I'm trying to catch vibes, bro.

A (31:45)

Yes.

B (31:46)

Everyone was like, so, like, stiff there.

A (31:48)

Yeah. I went to Maau.

B (31:50)

Where's this?

A (31:51)

This is like a island off the coast of Hong Kong. It's, like, known as Chinese Vegas.

B (31:57)

Oh, okay.

A (31:58)

And it has, like, I guess Portugal had colonized, so has this interesting, like, mixed history. But we're like. It's Chinese Vegas. Let's go to this. And it'll be like, vegas. We'll party. So we get in, we're tired, we take a nap. We wake up at like 10. We're like, let's hit the town. No alcohol in any of the casinos.

B (32:14)

What do you mean by that?

A (32:15)

Just, it's hundreds of. It's thousands of Chinese people drinking milk.

B (32:20)

Milk.

A (32:20)

They're drinking milk. They're playing bakara.

B (32:23)

Awesome.

A (32:23)

And they're smoking cigs. And we're like, where can we drink? We find one bar. It's like the size of, like, this room, and it's like a one Irish bar. And it's like every white person in Macau, they're just getting drugged. Irish and Austrian, Australians and British people and, hey, good to see you. And me, and we're just getting hammered at the one bar. They're all drinking milk and gambling.

B (32:47)

It's crazy. Milk is crazy.

A (32:48)

It's insane.

B (32:49)

I. If you ordered milk in Vegas, you'd get. They'd watch you all night long.

A (32:54)

Yeah.

B (32:54)

Like. And they have facial recognition. They'd be like, this guy's up to no good.

A (32:57)

Yeah, he's a milk drinker. Oh, God.

B (32:59)

Are you a gambler?

A (33:00)

Yes. But, like, casually, like, I do it for fun. I Don't I. I know it's a horrible way to make money.

B (33:06)

It's. It's.

A (33:07)

You only lose money doing it. But I like betting on sports.

B (33:10)

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

A (33:11)

Just, like, 10 bucks.

B (33:12)

You good at it? 10 bucks. 10.

A (33:14)

20 bucks.

B (33:14)

All right. Just something to make it worth your while.

A (33:17)

60, 100, 300, maybe.

B (33:19)

Like, I have, like, one friend who is, like, a crazy gambler. Everyone has one friend. Yeah. And I don't even know where the money comes from at this point.

A (33:27)

Yeah, I don't. I don't believe in that because, like, lifetime, I'm down, you know? But, like, at 20, $30 a time, like, I just like to just see if my assumptions about games are correct sort of thing.

B (33:38)

Yeah.

A (33:38)

It gets out of hand.

B (33:39)

Like, no. Yeah, 100%. But now it's legal, so it's like. It's less of a guilt thing. Like, were you doing a bookie before?

A (33:45)

I had had, like, a. One of these shitty websites. Like, it was. I was never calling a guy. I would have liked to have called a guy.

B (33:51)

Yeah, dude, I think calling a guy.

A (33:52)

Calling a guy would be awesome.

B (33:54)

Get your knees, captain.

A (33:55)

Yeah. He's just mad. It's just your dad. He's like, what do you want?

B (33:59)

It was my dad now. My dad had a guy, and soon as I was born, he gave it all up. Oh, did he? Yeah. Really beautiful. Really beautiful.

A (34:08)

I'm a girl dad.

B (34:10)

Yeah.

A (34:10)

It changes a man.

B (34:12)

Yeah. Except he can't. Look at. I threw a Tampa on him at, like, a packaged one.

A (34:16)

Yeah.

B (34:17)

The other day, and he. He said, this is my kryptonite. It was. It was completely 100% like. Like, he was like, oh, my God. What. What are these. What are these doing in the living room? I'm like, I just bought them. Like, I. Like, I haven't even taken them to where they need to go. And he. He was like, oh, that's disgusting. So I threw one at him, and he, like, he, like, froze for, like, at least five minutes.

A (34:38)

There's something, like, oddly beautiful about that, though, because you're. You're watching a man who never thought he'd have to become this good of a person fighting with one final last piece of it. The tampon being like, that's my crit. I know you have a vagina, but I didn't want to take.

B (34:56)

I got four daughters. This is hell is. It's punishment, he says, being a bad guy.

A (35:05)

Every guy does that because it's, like, part of them being like, I was such a dude. Yeah, that God had to balance me out with you women.

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A (36:21)

That's. So do you have. Do you think you want to have kids?

B (36:25)

I don't think so.

A (36:26)

Okay.

B (36:27)

I kind of knew that at a very young age.

A (36:28)

Oh, really?

B (36:29)

Yeah. I like raised my sisters kind of sort of, because my parents worked a lot, so I raised one and she ended up being a real. So I don't think she knows that. Yeah, I don't think I would be good with children. Do you want kids?

A (36:43)

Yeah. Yeah.

B (36:44)

You don't have a kid?

A (36:45)

No.

B (36:46)

Okay.

A (36:46)

That'd be amazing. I'm like, no, I just want them. No, no, I don't.

B (36:51)

I've read the birthday book. Have you read the birthday book?

A (36:53)

What's the birthday book?

B (36:54)

Oh, Epstein's birthday.

A (36:55)

Oh, yeah, that's. That's. I actually referenced that earlier. Something about a. What is it like a pal is a wonderful thing to have or something. And like our wonderful. A secret is a wonderful thing to have.

B (37:10)

That.

A (37:11)

That's fucking crazy, dude. Imagine, right? That was for his friend's 50th birthday. I can't imagine talking to one of my boys like that at 50, writing a poem and then they write cards.

B (37:22)

On body is a wonderland kind of card. It's just so strange. His.

A (37:26)

His defense of it was unreal. He was just like, I've never wrote a picture is how he said. That was verbatim. He said wrote a picture. And then like the New York Times is like, here are the like 10 photos Donald Trump has drawn for us over the years. He used to like draw photos of the skyline. Like, he's not good at it, you know.

B (37:47)

Oh, he took up art.

A (37:50)

He. He did see some drawings.

B (37:52)

Yeah. Most sane people do. They all.

A (37:54)

They. They'd be Doing that.

B (37:55)

They'd be doing that.

A (37:56)

Nepo babies are a problem everywhere.

B (37:59)

Yes. And now I'm going to give my take that you're. That you're probably not going to love is my thing for Nepo babies, and I think I've said it on here before, is that when it comes to talent, maybe not politics, but say your dad's a singer, maybe you also are born with that, the gift of song.

A (38:15)

Miley Cyrus.

B (38:16)

Yes.

A (38:17)

And she's quite good.

B (38:18)

And Noah Cyrus. And we'll even give it. And we'll give it to Brandy. She. She does dj.

A (38:23)

I. Brandy Cyrus is a person.

B (38:25)

Yeah. With her mom, Trish. Come on.

A (38:28)

I didn't know that. I guess there are cases of it that are bad and then some are okay. But like, obviously if, if I had kids, my job would be to, like, hopefully help them be as successful as possible. And if they were like, hey, I kind of want to do what you're doing, you would try to share all your skills and connections and things like that. But if it's a government, if it's a corrupt government kid, just like driving a Lambo and you're poor, you're going to be like, yeah.

B (38:53)

I mean, yeah, I, I will say I saw Bert Kreischer just said that he told his daughter that she can be whatever she wants when she grows up.

A (39:01)

Yeah.

B (39:02)

And her dream was to be a park ranger. And he was like, no. What do you mean, no?

A (39:06)

That's like the best case scenario. She loves trees. She wants to, like, give back to nature.

B (39:13)

I thought it was so funny. He was like, no, no, I meant like, anything else.

A (39:19)

I feel like that's like the dream. You have this like, lovely, wholesome daughter who cares about nature.

B (39:24)

He's bullshit.

A (39:26)

Yeah. He's like, be a hooker. What do you mean?

B (39:30)

You could have been anything. He chose the. The nicest, sweetest thing you could possibly be.

A (39:35)

So funny.

B (39:36)

It really is funny. I think, like, when he meant, like, you can be anything, he really just meant, follow my footsteps.

A (39:44)

But, like, that's crazy to me. If my kid was like, I want to be a stand up comedian, I would give them the same advice that I give to everyone else. I'd be like, great. There's an easy thing you can do. Go online and find an open mic and talk to me in fucking seven years.

B (39:56)

Yeah.

A (39:57)

Like, that's just the best advice. I mean, that's what worked for, like, there's. I. I don't know if there's any amount of, like, I can teach you. Tell you like, you need to just go figure it out.

B (40:06)

I also think as soon as your kid tells you that you, that they want to be a stand up comedian, you have to start really being mean to them.

A (40:13)

Yeah, you gotta turn, you gotta turn them into it. Yeah. 100.

B (40:17)

Because I mean, if you, if you're just like two really nice parents, you're not gonna be that funny.

A (40:21)

You would think. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, they didn't like get along super well, but they're very nice. They're good.

B (40:28)

Yeah. And my parents are good, nice parents too. But there's tiffs and Yeah. I think. Have you gone through hardship?

A (40:38)

Yeah.

B (40:39)

Okay.

A (40:39)

Yeah. So hardship. Yeah, hardship helps. That's true. It helps.

B (40:42)

Yeah.

A (40:43)

No, I think if my kids.

B (40:44)

I'm not going to ask you to.

A (40:44)

Dive in, but be a park ranger. I'd be like, no, if they want to be a comedian, I'd be like, be a park ranger. Much rather have you do that. You get a nice hat.

B (40:53)

Oh, much better.

A (40:54)

Stand in the trees.

B (40:57)

He was, it was very funny. I thought it was hilarious.

A (41:00)

Yeah.

B (41:01)

Yeah.

A (41:01)

No, that is funny. Yeah, no, it is. It is. Like I, I've taught the, the stuff that I've gone through, I like do talk about on stage, but it's not like it wasn't like when I was a kid, like my childhood was like great. It was just like some happened at the end of my parents life and then they were trying to get a divorce and then like my dad recently passed and all that. Yeah, it's. That sucks. But that's like, that's relatively normal. That's like stuff that people go through. It's incredibly hard. Yeah, but it's stuff that we all have to go through, I don't think. I like, you know, some, some people, it's like, why are you a comic? And then they tell you a story and you're like, jesus, will you ever be okay?

B (41:35)

And then the other thing is, I don't know why I was pushing hardship so hard on you. Because you don't need to go through hardship to be funny also.

A (41:41)

And also you will like, life, like.

B (41:43)

Life comes, it's gonna get you. Yeah. Like one way or another, 100%. And a question I had for you at the top.

A (41:51)

Yeah.

B (41:51)

Is Joey Avery your real name?

A (41:53)

It is.

B (41:54)

Because that's a fantastic name.

A (41:55)

It's a good name.

B (41:56)

It's like one of those names where like you would have thought you changed it.

A (41:59)

Yeah, I know it's actual, It's Joseph is my actual. But yeah, it's like you gotta be. Ever since I was a kid, I was Joey and people would ask me, they'd be like, when are you gonna like turn into a Joseph? And I'd be like, never, bro.

B (42:10)

I'm gonna choose a career where I never work in a cubicle ever again.

A (42:15)

Yeah, no, and it works. I do think Joey is kind of going to be funny like as like a 46 year old man. That will be kind of odd. Like it's like, it's cool. Young, it's really cute. Old. But there is like a grown man stage where Joe fits a little bit better. But I'm Joey, so it is what it is.

B (42:32)

I feel like a lot of people have. Well, I'm just speaking on my own experience. Uncle Joey's.

A (42:37)

Yeah.

B (42:38)

Are. Are funny. Yeah, they're funny. Guys. You've seen it on Full House.

A (42:41)

Yep.

B (42:42)

You've seen it at my house.

A (42:44)

Yeah. Two of them. Two of the houses.

B (42:46)

Two of the. Two of the best all American houses you could ever find. Yeah.

A (42:50)

Un. How's your Uncle Joey?

B (42:52)

Oh, he's. But he's very funny.

A (42:56)

You just have to bleep out the next three minutes.

B (42:59)

It's fine. He knows.

A (43:00)

Oh, that's funny. What does Uncle Joey do for a living?

B (43:03)

He was a mailman.

A (43:05)

Yeah, dude.

B (43:06)

And a dj. And a dj. Yeah.

A (43:10)

Yes. This is what. Yeah, he was.

B (43:14)

I forgot. And then Nora looked at me, she goes. And also.

A (43:17)

Oh, yeah. Now was he like DJing like, like proms and.

B (43:21)

Yeah, but then he's. But then he said it got too weird for me when they started bumping and grinding so I don't do those no more.

A (43:29)

That was his effort at principle, you know, he was like, I can't watch these kids. And everyone's like, why were you watching the kids call me? Come on. I'm not going to lie.

B (43:38)

I don't know why I'm making him like Long Island Italian. He's Boston Irish.

A (43:42)

Yeah, it's. I'm not Italian either, but it's still. Yeah, it's Joey. It's Joey.

B (43:48)

It's Joey. You. So.

A (43:51)

Yeah, that's you watch them rub their bits on one another's. I've seen enough to that.

B (43:56)

Yeah. Too much of them. Girls twerking and dirty. It's dirty.

A (44:01)

It's about to make him cream his canoli.

B (44:08)

Sorry. Uncle Joey.

A (44:09)

Dj, Uncle Joey.

B (44:10)

Dj, Uncle Joey.

A (44:12)

That's awesome.

B (44:14)

Stopping the track. You guys better get away from each other.

A (44:16)

Yeah. Hey, Pencil rule or whatever. I don't know.

B (44:20)

Close. That was.

A (44:21)

Yeah, yeah, that Is close. I wish there was a pencil rule.

B (44:25)

Back at the nunnery.

A (44:28)

Did you.

B (44:28)

Did you.

A (44:29)

Did you like proms?

B (44:31)

Did you.

A (44:32)

I. I feel like you went to, like, seven. I did. I had a crazy prom run my sophomore year. I had, like, the greatest week. Probably, like, ever had the best week ever. Like, I'm still having a great life.

B (44:47)

Are you short or tall at this point? Have you gone through puberty?

A (44:52)

Still not. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I'm. I would have been 16. So in one week, I got my braces off.

B (44:59)

Nice.

A (45:00)

Okay. I got my driver's license.

B (45:03)

So dope.

A (45:03)

And as a sophomore, I made varsity baseball. And then I got asked to prom in one.

B (45:10)

Woman.

A (45:10)

By a woman.

B (45:11)

Woman. Wow.

A (45:12)

By a woman.

B (45:12)

Junior or senior?

A (45:13)

So I got both that year. So the sophomore. I did junior and senior.

B (45:17)

Yo, dude, you're the man.

A (45:20)

And I never look back.

B (45:22)

That's Uncle Joey for you.

A (45:23)

Yeah.

B (45:24)

High school forever.

A (45:25)

And that's why I DJ proms. Because I'm trying to relive the best moments of my life on Long island as a young Italian boy.

B (45:33)

I keep trying to give myself the prom king, but they won't let me. They won't let me.

A (45:38)

Yeah. So I thought I was hot. That was pretty sick.

B (45:40)

Wait, that's pretty dope. So did you. Did. Did you seal the deal with any of these ladies?

A (45:44)

The. After the junior prom that I went to is when I kind of started, like, hitting on the senior and then made the senior, so I just kind of leveled up.

B (45:53)

Oh, so you. You were just trying to get that next prom invitation?

A (45:56)

But I. You would still a virgin, so I. I don't think I.

B (46:02)

So.

A (46:03)

But I touched beef, though, so.

B (46:04)

You touched beef? Yeah. What's that mean? Like, you crank.

A (46:08)

Touch the. Oh, no, I. Beef.

B (46:10)

That kind of beef. You call beef beef?

A (46:13)

Beef Beaver, I thought. I don't actually call it that, but I thought for this kind of thing we were doing.

B (46:18)

No.

A (46:18)

Yeah.

B (46:19)

Your Uncle Joey.

A (46:20)

Yeah. Touch a little beef.

B (46:22)

You know, I thought you were saying beef and I was like, so.

A (46:25)

Beef is crazy.

B (46:26)

So you. So you also went to junior prom with the guy too? Next year.

A (46:32)

No, didn't do that. No, no, no. Beef.

B (46:36)

Beef.

A (46:36)

Not a good one. Not a good name for it.

B (46:38)

Yeah. What's the worst word for it? You think?

A (46:41)

Axe wound.

B (46:43)

What?

A (46:44)

But these are things you learn when you're, like, in eighth grade.

B (46:46)

These are not like when things were good. Now you can't say nothing Woke mob.

A (46:57)

Doesn't let me say whisker biscuit no more.

B (47:03)

Oh, God, I miss the days when you could just easily say Putin.

A (47:10)

Yeah. Ax wound is the craziest. But I mean, it's not even.

B (47:13)

Probably worse.

A (47:14)

Oh, right. Yeah. It's really regional.

B (47:16)

Oh, yeah.

A (47:17)

You go to Australia, cunt is like, hello.

B (47:19)

Well, no, no, when. When referencing a. Oh, right, A vagine. Right.

A (47:23)

So, like, if someone said that. Yeah. If someone said that in the bedroom, it's like, okay to anger management with you.

B (47:28)

Or imagine, like, a girl being like, oh, my God, it's disgusting.

A (47:32)

Yeah, that would. That was that. I feel like that only works if you, like, kicked her.

B (47:36)

Yeah.

A (47:37)

You know what I mean?

B (47:37)

I'm picturing, like. Like, guys get hit, like, with a. With a ball in the balls. Yeah, Like a hit in the. In the case.

A (47:44)

Cigarette falls out of her mouth. Oh, my God.

B (47:47)

Oh, my God. That's Uncle Joey's white. Yeah.

A (47:51)

Steph Toev.

B (47:56)

Oh. Oh.

A (48:01)

Yeah. But, yeah, I guess in seriousness, I mean, there's not a. You know, it's not a great word for it.

B (48:08)

Box.

A (48:09)

Box is great. I mean, box is awesome. But again, not in the bedroom.

B (48:12)

No.

A (48:13)

Someone's just like, you want a beatbox on me? Yeah.

B (48:22)

Wow, that's so romantic on it.

A (48:25)

Yeah. So that. Yeah.

B (48:28)

So, yeah. You were super sick in high school.

A (48:30)

I had a. You know, I. I was hot and cold, you know.

B (48:33)

You grew up in California.

A (48:34)

Yeah. Apart Northern California, so we're talking Bay Area, Silicon Valley. So, like, South Bay. Came up through the San Francisco scene in comedy, but, yeah. Grew up close to San Jose.

B (48:44)

Hell, yeah. When did you start comedy? Sorry, I know that question sucks.

A (48:48)

No, that's fine. I think 2012.

B (48:51)

Oh, no.

A (48:52)

Yeah.

B (48:53)

Hell, yeah.

A (48:53)

It's been a while. So how old were you and grinding? 21.

B (48:56)

21. That's a good time to get in.

A (48:58)

It's a great time to get in.

B (48:59)

Yeah.

A (48:59)

Yeah. If there was like, an infograph of, like, right time, it's like, yo, dude.

B (49:03)

You gotta really nail it. Your 21st birthday, just go hit a mic.

A (49:06)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, get out. But, yeah, like, there. There's some kids I know who started when they're like, you know, 16 or 17. And. And some people, it works out for them. And other people have, like, a mental breakdown at some point because they're like, I don't need college. I got mics.

B (49:24)

Yeah.

A (49:25)

You know, and then.

B (49:25)

And then it's like you put so much time into it since you were 16 that you'll just never stop.

A (49:30)

Yeah. And you're raised by lunatics.

B (49:33)

Yeah.

A (49:34)

Yeah, exactly. You've Just become like, like you have a tattoo of a microphone, you know, and you're just like, you've become like an open mic.

B (49:42)

And like, it's just like laugh on the back.

A (49:45)

Like, come on. There's. Yeah, you just, you've been raised by like the worst people.

B (49:52)

The worst Advice, when you're 16 years old, it's like 27 year olds being like, listen kid, the way you're going to get ahead is call it a box.

A (50:00)

Oh, there's a lot of people that want you to say it's too dirty. Box is the key.

B (50:08)

He is the money maker.

A (50:09)

Yeah. I, I had the amount of people that I know that have not succeeded that gave me advice that were like, you need to like quit your job because if you don't go all in, like, you're never gonna make it. And I was like, I guarantee you with working a full time job. I'm putting in more time than you.

B (50:26)

Yeah.

A (50:27)

Because I don't think anyone is capable of writing jokes for nine hours a day.

B (50:32)

That's craziness.

A (50:33)

You can't, it's not even a thing. You'd never have the time to try all of them.

B (50:36)

Them.

A (50:36)

Like I, I much better like have something, you know, you know, make money. When I did have a job and.

B (50:42)

Then what was your job?

A (50:44)

I did. First job I did because I was in San Francisco, I did like recruiting.

B (50:49)

Okay.

A (50:49)

And then I did.

B (50:50)

That's a big one over there. Right?

A (50:51)

Did recruiting. Did what was like tech. Tech recruiting. Then I did sales and then I worked for Chubby's clothing brand.

B (50:59)

Oh yeah, yeah.

A (50:59)

And I did like marketing stuff for them. And then I. That was fun because then I could like we were doing like sketch comedy.

B (51:04)

Front facing in that.

A (51:05)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we were doing like, like funny and also. Yeah, it was fun. It was great. Yeah, it was awesome. And I like couldn't believe it. I was like, oh my God, I got a day job where I get to make comedy. I didn't even know that existed.

B (51:17)

Yeah, that's pretty sick. That's like a good. And that's, that's in and around the, the time where you could have, could have went BuzzFeed. Yeah, could have went BuzzFeed.

A (51:26)

But because I was in San Francisco, there was like no media.

B (51:29)

Really.

A (51:29)

That was really my only chance to like work in something like kind of content creating because it was like very tech focused and they're like a couple media things. But it wasn't like New York or LA where there were like content houses.

B (51:41)

Yeah. Things like that you did fine.

A (51:44)

I. I made like, a couple vines, but I never, like, never popped on. Were you. Were you in the vine era?

B (51:51)

I. I wasn't Hashtag blowing up, but I. I definitely with fine.

A (51:56)

Yeah.

B (51:57)

For sure.

A (51:57)

100 Elon say he was gonna bring it back.

B (51:59)

If he does, I hope it just starts fresh. You ever. You ever get in any fist fights?

A (52:05)

Not really, no. I, like, got in a fist fight with my brother one time, but that's just normal. Yeah. We were locked out of.

B (52:11)

Just you and you, bro.

A (52:12)

We were. Yeah, we were on a family trip, and we've never really fought, and we got locked out, and my dad had fallen asleep. We got locked out of the hotel, and we could hear him snoring, and he wouldn't wake up, and we didn't have a key, and we were just freaking out and turned on each other. And then we fought, and I didn't realize this, but we full hockey fight. So it's like we grabbed the jersey. We grab jersey and just tied up. And then we get one hand free and start, like, slapping the other one.

B (52:41)

It's like the sand, the boys. And then do Happy Gilmore, basically.

A (52:43)

Yeah, basically exactly that. So that. That was a big one. And then one dude punched me in the face.

B (52:49)

Soccer punched.

A (52:50)

Yeah. We were at a party. He got in a fight with someone else, and we separated them, and I tried to leave the room because I was like, I'm not really involved. And I just got hit with like a one, two.

B (53:00)

Oh, God. You get you down. Down.

A (53:02)

He didn't knock me down, but I think I. I didn't even fight back. I think my. My reaction was, what the.

B (53:08)

Dude, what the hell, bro?

A (53:10)

Yeah, but, you know.

B (53:13)

Yeah.

A (53:14)

Still hooked up that night.

B (53:15)

Yeah. Because you were. Because you held your own.

A (53:18)

Yeah.

B (53:18)

Yeah.

A (53:18)

It was like, yeah, I'm a man. And I'm also non violent, which is why I don't swing back. I just say, what the.

B (53:25)

What the hell?

A (53:27)

That's brazy.

B (53:30)

Oh, you were wearing nuts. Yolo.

A (53:36)

Why would you do that, bro? Yolo. You only live once. Yeah. Have you gotten in fisticuffs?

B (53:43)

I've been. I've been definitely jumped a few times. My favorite jumping of mine is at a 21 Savage concert. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me and my friend, we were trying to get to the front, and it was like. It was ga. And. And don't try to get to the front. You relate. You're not allowed to do that.

A (54:00)

And 21 concert too. People are activated.

B (54:03)

21. 21. 21. 21, one one lady was like, you guys can't do that. I can't say it the way she did. And she's like, you guys can't do that. And I was like, well, you know, we're doing it. And she just grabbed me, and she started hitting me. Then her boyfriend stepped in, and the woman took my friend and said, just let it happen. And he started windmilling me in the middle. And then 21 came on, and he goes, damn, y' all wilding down there. And I was like, I'm pissing my pants. I'm so scared. I pissed my pants.

A (54:35)

Oh, my God.

B (54:36)

Tripping. Piss on the ground at 21. Savage concert. So scared for my life. Holy shit. Yeah. I ended up having a black eye, and I had to go take my SAT test the next day. Oh, yeah. It was fun, though, man.

A (54:50)

Yeah.

B (54:51)

What a story.

A (54:51)

Would you stick out the rest of the show?

B (54:53)

No, I. I was. Bathroom. And I was like, oh, my friend left, too. That sucks. And then she found me in the bathroom. And we tried to tell the House of Blues people, and they were like, we give you free tickets to something else.

A (55:04)

I'm like, oh, my God.

B (55:06)

I don't. I don't even know who was popping at the time. I'm like, I don't want to see. I don't even know. I don't even know who popping at the time.

A (55:12)

Yeah, it was like.

B (55:13)

It was just, like, a bad selection. I was like, this is.

A (55:15)

It's like Frankie Muniz doing folk music.

B (55:18)

Ye.

A (55:19)

Yeah.

B (55:21)

I'm like, I don't want to see the. The bonus Jonas saying, that's horrible. Yeah. No, but it was hilarious.

A (55:27)

Did you stay away from concerts for a while?

B (55:30)

No, that was my thing. I was like, we. We ripped concerts. Me and my friend, we would just go to concerts, me and her, all the time.

A (55:36)

That's awesome.

B (55:36)

Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

A (55:37)

I mean, that.

B (55:37)

Do you.

A (55:38)

Do you still enjoy that, or was it more of a young game for you?

B (55:41)

Well, now I enjoy it even more with enhancements.

A (55:45)

Ah, yes.

B (55:46)

Yeah. Wow. When you go to a concert and you find out what mushrooms are.

A (55:49)

God y. I did mushrooms at above and Beyond.

B (55:52)

What's above and Beyond? Is that a festival?

A (55:54)

It's actually. It's a. It's a group.

B (55:56)

Oh.

A (55:57)

It's maybe a little more my era than yours, but edm.

B (56:01)

Okay.

A (56:01)

Very, like, positive. They write, like, a. Beautiful messages up there. I was, like, crying. Oh, that sounds lovely. It was great.

B (56:07)

Where was this?

A (56:07)

Everyone was. It was at Forest Hill Stadium. Oh, everyone was so nice too. Everyone there's like in a good mood. Cuz it's all like uplifting. It's like, this is what life is all about. And you love everybody and the music is just like beautiful big synths and like. Because everyone's been, you know, it's from a different era. So everyone's kind of been to raves for a decade who's been there and everyone's like, nice. And they give you your space and if you like need to get to your friends in front, they're like, okay, yeah, go ahead.

B (56:34)

Like, oh, wow.

A (56:35)

It was great.

B (56:36)

It was a great sense of community that.

A (56:38)

It was a great time. My friend also did mushrooms though, and he. He like freaked out and had to go hug a tree. But yeah, you got. Dosage is really important.

B (56:46)

Yeah, I like to go matte. Really?

A (56:48)

Yeah.

B (56:49)

Because mushrooms can.

A (56:50)

Mushrooms can take me to a place that it's not always suited for concerts if I go too hard.

B (56:56)

When I first started doing mushrooms, it was Bad news bears.

A (56:59)

Yeah.

B (56:59)

And it got to a point where my friends were like, maybe you're just not a mushroom person.

A (57:03)

Yeah.

B (57:03)

Because you kind of ruined this for us.

A (57:04)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

B (57:06)

Like I would like, like my. I was staying over, I was like, so how did it go? Oh, I was. I was streaming so hard. I was like, can I just stay here? It was like my buddy's house. And he was like, yeah, sure, but I'm having like this girl over. And I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna stay in the living room, don't worry about me. And later in the night he came out and I was just bawling my eyes out on the floor. And he like stayed with me for like an hour and like hugged me. I was crying so hard that his shirt was wet.

A (57:30)

Yeah.

B (57:30)

He's like, I gotta go back to her.

A (57:32)

Yeah, she's probably wondering what's going on. I'm like, yeah, yeah. Imagine her, she goes over just to get laid. And meanwhile he's crying with another woman in the living room for a full hour. I'm losing my soaking wet from weeping with a platonic friend on mushrooms.

B (57:49)

And they don't have to worry about me. I'm just a mess.

A (57:52)

Well, that's the thing. Shrooms will kick up some dust. But once you get like, kind of like good at it, it's kind of healing.

B (58:00)

I know it is.

A (58:01)

Have you ever had like maybe where you're not at a concert and you just like take them and then just like go straight to the spirit realm?

B (58:08)

Yeah.

A (58:08)

I would like, close your eyes and just fucking commune with the spirits.

B (58:12)

I have never communed with the spirits. So say. But I have been a white rabbit, looked in the mirror and I was like, I'm a white rabbit, but I didn't see a white rabbit. I was just like, I embody a white rabbit, which is nuts. This is crazy.

A (58:27)

That's sick.

B (58:27)

And then so I was in the bathroom at the time and my friend was like, you won't believe I just saw a white rabbit that's not there. I'm like, yo, bro. Yo bro. This is crazy.

A (58:39)

That's unreal. I've had some experiences. Like, that's why I think it's like really for me. I try to be careful with what I'm trying to do in each environment because sometimes it's like I'm just trying to like have some and like be at a bar.

B (58:52)

Yeah.

A (58:52)

You know, and go light on that and have fun.

B (58:55)

But at a bar, you gotta, you gotta low dose it.

A (58:58)

Yeah.

B (58:58)

Because if you're talking to people and you don't like, if some girl's got like one of those voices, that's gonna be a jump scare that I have to be like, I'm so sorry, I'm on mushrooms. I can't talk to you. I have to be honest about it. Yeah. I tell on myself.

A (59:09)

This is not. Yeah.

B (59:11)

My God, I haven't seen you in like 30 days.

A (59:12)

Yeah.

B (59:13)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

A (59:15)

Whatever I'm feeling is out of my chi and it's simply not going to work tonight. Find me on a bag, girl. But then I've had times where like I was just in Joshua Tree with my friend and, and he wanted to do him first batch, which is an odd. But whatever. But it was fun. We took him and we're like walking through the desert and like I can start feeling it hit, you know, And I, I didn't even. I was like, I'm not going to go that deep. I'm only going to have a big. I don't want to go back to the spirit realm. I've been there. Next thing I know know, I'm slumped over a rock. I'm like, my eyes are closed. I'm just fully closed. I'm seeing the geometric shapes and patterns. It feels like I'm traveling through space and time. I feel like I can feel the presence of like important like figures in my life and people who are like with me and not there anymore. I take like a full accounting of almost everything in my life and like Think about, like, career, relationships, what I want to do, what I like, everything. And, like, does this feel right? Does this feel wrong? And then if it feels wrong, be like, well, that's okay. Okay, we can do better, you know?

B (60:15)

And, like, this sounds really nice.

A (60:17)

It's. The first time I did it, it was really intense because I was just like, what the. Is happening? And the last time I did it, I went into it with kind of the intention of, like, just being like, hey, it's okay. If stuff comes up that you're not feeling great about, just recognize that, like, that's okay. But we can flag it as something to, like, work to be better at.

B (60:37)

Yeah.

A (60:37)

And it became. It was like, the most healthy experience I've had, and I think it helped me do them in even less. Less intense settings, because there are times when I'll get, like, freaked out and be like, this isn't right. This isn't whatever. And I just be like, we're just on mushrooms right there.

B (60:51)

That's. That's a veteran, my man.

A (60:52)

Yeah, you got it.

B (60:54)

You're a fun guy. You know?

A (60:56)

I'm a fun guy.

B (60:57)

No, that's. Yeah. Because it takes. It takes time. It. You gotta. You gotta be cautious.

A (61:01)

Yeah.

B (61:02)

Gotta be cautious.

A (61:03)

Yeah. I would say sometimes if you do them in, like, a social setting, I feel like you can get the emotional thing on the back end, because maybe you did. You took a, like, spiritual dose, and you might have needed some time alone with closed eyes to fly through some things before hitting a fucking concert.

B (61:21)

Yeah. Like, I've been at a concert where I went to Lumineers and we did shrooms.

A (61:27)

That's a crier.

B (61:27)

Love Lumineers. But I'm on shrooms, looking around. And I came as a third wheel anyways. And I'm looking around, I'm like, yep, it's all couples.

A (61:36)

Yeah, it's all couples.

B (61:37)

I have no one to love or hold.

A (61:39)

Oh, no.

B (61:40)

And then the only place you have to escape is a porta Potty. And those are horrific on shs. They're so the worst. And I'm just like, oh, wow, this is where my life has taken me.

A (61:50)

And so that's like, you're just crying on. In a. In a. In a Porta Potty and just hearing, hey, oh, hey.

B (61:57)

I'm like, hey, I know you guys are really enjoying your love for each other. Can I join in? Yeah.

A (62:02)

Did they allow a group hug?

B (62:04)

Of course. Yeah. You got to go in for that. Yeah. It's got people, you know.

A (62:07)

Are you a festival Person.

B (62:08)

Person. I. I love a festival, but I haven't really been to many. Like, you've done Coachella as a Californian, right?

A (62:14)

Yeah, I did it, I think, eight years in a row.

B (62:18)

Dude, I know your stats before you even tell them.

A (62:20)

Yeah, you do.

B (62:21)

I read you like a book, my man. You do Seven proms, eight Coachellas, and a pear tree. I really did my research. You did.

A (62:32)

You did a great job.

B (62:33)

Imagine I went down here, looked me in the eyes like, yeah, eight Coachellas, right?

A (62:40)

Yeah. I want to go. You know, I'm. I'm getting up there. I. I don't know how many more I have left in me, because I haven't been in, like, five or six years.

B (62:48)

Okay.

A (62:49)

But, like, I. I'd like to get one more in. And then at that point, it's like, you probably just become a Burning man person.

B (62:54)

And, dude, our. Our. Our things to talk about in the news are so dated. That Burning man orgy dome destroyed by high winds as the event began.

A (63:03)

Yes.

B (63:03)

That was, like, three weeks ago.

A (63:05)

Yeah, I think. But it's interesting because this happens all the Burning man where, like, there will be some sort of, like, catastrophe, and then it'll make, like, the New York Post. It'll like, make everything post.

B (63:16)

Eat that up.

A (63:17)

Yeah, eats that up. And then, like, people online are like, this is what you get for going against God's will. And, like. And then other people are just like, oh, it's gross. I never want to do it. And then you talk to, like, people who went. And they're like, yeah, we had bad weather for one day, but everyone just kind of, like, came together, and it made the experience more beautiful. And then, like, we saw, you know, Diplo.

B (63:36)

Yeah. He is the God of Burning Man, a deity.

A (63:43)

He's a desert being.

B (63:45)

I saw. I saw a video Diplo posted. He. It was him. Last year, I think it was. It was him, Chris Rock, and, like, another third in the pickup truck. I'm like, yeah.

A (63:56)

I'm like, what? What? What a crew.

B (64:00)

I also saw Kevin Hart posted the other day. Day that he. He was at a Rufus concert with. With sunglasses on. I was like, that's my boy. That's my boy.

A (64:08)

I saw that video, too. We got similar algorithms.

B (64:11)

Kevin.

A (64:12)

That video is so funny because Kevin is at Rufus du Sol, and he's doing what? You know, I think celebrities do. Like, he clearly hasn't. Didn't know they've been famous for a long time. And he's like, yo, what the. And so he's dancing and it's inner bloom, right? And he's kind of, like, getting his Kevin good. And his boy comes in from the side of the frame and tries to, like, do the, like, hug moment. And Kevin's like, get the. And then just keeps dancing. His friend thought it was gonna be an us moment, but Kev was like, it's a me moment.

B (64:41)

And you know what that friend was? He was me at Lumineers. He really needed that. Yeah, Kevin, I'm making a tick tock.

A (64:49)

Yeah. Where's that friend now? That friend needed Kevin's heart, dude.

B (64:54)

Oh, yeah, man. Where's, like, you go to when you're, like, taking time. Time off?

A (64:58)

I mean, I would say. Yeah, like Tahoe. Tahoe and. And. And Maui probably. Those are two very, like, Bay Area locations. Because Tahoe is a drive.

B (65:11)

How far is that drive? Because I am going to San Fran. I kind of love.

A (65:14)

Oh, you are. It would be, like, from San Francisco, probably four.

B (65:17)

All right, there you go. Say, like an hour.

A (65:19)

No, it's. It's a real, like, you gotta, like. You would have to, like, tack on. Where are you? Are you performing in San Francisco? Where?

B (65:26)

Cobbs.

A (65:26)

Oh, Cobbs, right.

B (65:27)

Great.

A (65:28)

Cob's great. Yeah. I cobs the punchline. San Francisco, it's a. It's a great town to do comedy in, but if you wanted to go to Tahoe, you need to extend your trip by, like, four days, not, like, go for the day.

B (65:38)

So I'm doing. I'm doing. I think it's like five shows, and then it's my birthday, like, two days after, so I was thinking maybe do something around there.

A (65:46)

Yeah.

B (65:47)

Would you. Have you ever done wine country?

A (65:49)

Wine country is amazing. It's a lot closer.

B (65:51)

Okay.

A (65:52)

Yeah, I might do wine country. Yeah. Go to, like, Sonoma, Napa. It's, like, probably. Probably, like, hour and a half. You could get, like, a cute little Airbnb, put some wine tours together, get some good food, go to some bars in the little square in Sonoma.

B (66:05)

Yeah, you know, girly, pop it out. But here's the thing. I just started, like, planning that, and then I'm like, oh, everyone knows real jobs, right?

A (66:12)

Because you're looking at, like, a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. And I'm like, it'll be a great price.

B (66:18)

I'm shooting out. I'm shooting out. Text. Everyone's like, yeah, I'll let you know to do that. I'm like, yeah, you have time off, though, right? They're like, yeah, but like. Like, only so much in a year.

A (66:27)

Like, yeah, I love You.

B (66:28)

But, like, not that much.

A (66:30)

Yeah.

B (66:31)

And like, meanwhile, I'm like, dude, it's like my golden birthday. Yeah.

A (66:35)

You're like, come out to the shows. I mean, a weekend in San Francisco followed by a little wine country.

B (66:40)

It's not a bad idea. So you suggest wine country?

A (66:44)

I suggest it, yes. And I'm happy to message me. I'll give you whatever San Francisco Rex you need.

B (66:49)

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Hell yeah.

A (66:50)

Yeah. Love that place.

B (66:51)

I. I've been to Tahoe before, and the reason I was in Tahoe was for the Hooters pageant. Oh, Hooters has a pageant every year. I don't know if they still do it, but they were doing it every single year. And it's literally like Miss America but for Hooters girls. And they take it so fucking serious.

A (67:10)

I bet.

B (67:10)

It's crazy. I was like, dude, I can't even believe this is a real thing in such a beautiful place.

A (67:16)

Yeah. Just hit it up in Tahoe, dude.

B (67:19)

It's like a young boy's dream. I was like, dude, I wish I could swap out for. For like, maybe. I wish like my little cousin could be here right now. You love this. Yeah.

A (67:27)

Peak Hooters is, I think when you're like a 13 year old boy, like 12 13, and you're just like, what the are those?

B (67:34)

And they'll never know. Aren't they all gone now?

A (67:37)

I think it's gone, but it actually got purchased by some other, like Red.

B (67:42)

Lobster, something like that.

A (67:44)

It's like there's all these, like, American chains that like, go out of business, but then someone else will, like, buy them.

B (67:50)

Them.

A (67:50)

And I actually think it's going back to the original owners.

B (67:52)

Oh.

A (67:53)

If you look that up. Because I think that they, like sold it to one of these probably like PE firms that like stripped it for parts and was like trying to just extract money from it.

B (68:01)

Private equity. Yeah, I'm a little slow. Didn't.

A (68:04)

It's back to the original tit God. Hulk Hogan bid on it in June and then died.

B (68:10)

Hulk Hogan died? Yeah. Oh, wow.

A (68:13)

The perfect last act for him.

B (68:15)

He was like, dude, I need my dying wish.

A (68:18)

He died of a broken heart. Heart from not winning Hooters back.

B (68:21)

I posted something. I pretended to be a huge WWE fan sitting in front of my tv, waving my arms around, watching Hulk Hogan when he died. And many people hated that for a lot of reasons. Yeah. One of them being Hulk Hogan was.

A (68:37)

A bad guy, I guess.

B (68:39)

Yeah. He was a big stinker, I suppose.

A (68:42)

Yeah. I don't know the full Extent of that. But a man with a bleach blonde Fu Manchu who's been on steroids for 40 years probably. Probably has some things that don't jive with 20, 25.

B (68:54)

Yeah, that's Uncle Joey's brother.

A (68:55)

Yeah, he's the one who started DJing. Once they got close. Didn't he have a sex tape come out? And then didn't he, like, sue Buzz Gawker? He sued Gawker out of business.

B (69:07)

What's Gawker?

A (69:08)

Exactly. There was a website that Hulk that released Hulk Hogan's sex tape, I believe, and he sued them out of business.

B (69:19)

When. What is Gawker?

A (69:20)

The website who published Hulk. I'm just giving you circular. It was like. Yeah, it was a news outlet. It was kind of like dead spin.

B (69:28)

Okay.

A (69:29)

Like that sort of thing.

B (69:30)

Gotcha.

A (69:31)

Yeah.

B (69:34)

We just got word that their main. Their main headline right now is Hulk Hogan dead at 71 still. That's their headline on their website currently right now. Wow. All right.

A (69:42)

So that was the big thing. Yeah. So they're. They're still hanging on to that.

B (69:46)

Jesus Christ. I didn't even know there was still kicking. Wow.

A (69:48)

Well, people who got mad at your thing, you just send them to that website.

B (69:51)

Yeah.

A (69:53)

Wait, so they were mad? They weren't mad because you were pretending to be a fan of someone who died. They were mad because they thought you were being serious about being a fan of someone who was shitty? Yes, that's the inter.

B (70:05)

And I clearly, like, I'm not going to do the body movements because it was already a pretty bad move on my part. But, like, you knew what I was trying to do and they weren't mad at that.

A (70:13)

People really don't have, like, secondary thinking anymore. They literally. See now, obviously not every. Everybody, but like, a lot of people who comment online, it just like, see, react. There's no question or thought of, like, could this be real?

B (70:29)

Do you read your comments?

A (70:30)

It depends. Yeah, I usually will read them, like when I first post something and just kind of like, see how it's going. But if something like, starts gaining momentum, I'm like, I'm not gonna just keep. Yeah, yeah. Because like.

B (70:41)

Because then it's out to too broad of a spectrum and.

A (70:44)

And when you post, it's like, I post like I'm posting online, like, Tik Tok, Instagram, Facebook, Reddit, YouTube.

B (70:51)

Reddit.

A (70:52)

Yeah.

B (70:52)

Is Reddit help It has for me? Wow. Yeah, I don't think they would like me on Reddit.

A (70:58)

Yeah, I like this standup subreddit likes me so I've been able to build my own subreddit off that.

B (71:03)

What are you, a unicorn?

A (71:05)

No, I'm just not that successful yet.

B (71:07)

Well, I just feel like, I don't know, I feel like people on Reddit like they, they are so critical of stand up.

A (71:13)

I think that is true critical in general. I guess there are pockets of, of being very critical. The standup subreddit. I feel like over time they'll still on certain things and I've gotten on there before for sure. But now it does seem like of all the places I post stuff, it's at least people who are expecting standup comedy. So if I'm posting like a crowd work clip, it's like it could be in someone's tik tok feed who's sick of seeing it or is see, you know, whatever. At least there people are like trying to watch standup. So it's at least like a relative relatively good group. But I, if I have something that I'm like, this is not great, I will like just throw it on. Tick tock. Yeah, I'm just saying I'm not gonna put that on Reddit. Put it in the myself to this.

B (71:56)

That's smart.

A (71:56)

But yeah, do you wait until you.

B (71:59)

Post it first and then see if it does well and then post it on the.

A (72:02)

I kind of just right now like.

B (72:04)

Because I've never, I've never heard of.

A (72:05)

Doing this in the flow of my life. I just, if I have a clip that I'm like, I feel good enough about this and I have a whole system that gets me there. But like then I just like post it everywhere all at once, check it off my to do list and go do something else.

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A (73:25)

I sometimes Do. But usually I have a couple editors. I work with. One in particular I. A guy, Tim Young, very funny comic who comes on the road with me a ton, will film and edit. I'm very involved. I'll be like, I'll give the first timestamps and then people don't care about this. But then I'll like, I'll go like back and forth on like, multiple revisions. I'll send it out to other people and like, get like, people's takes who haven't been editing it. Because if I do everything myself, I feel like I get really lost in the process. So I try to involve other people.

B (73:53)

Yeah, that's totally fair.

A (73:54)

Yeah.

B (73:55)

You just gave a shout out, correct?

A (73:56)

Yes, to Tim Young.

B (73:58)

Okay, so we do a segment on this podcast called Shout Out.

A (74:01)

Okay.

B (74:01)

So you just look right here to this camera. You can shout out as many people as you want. Just go. Shout out who? Shout out them. Shut up.

A (74:06)

Yeah, just.

B (74:07)

Just back to back to back.

A (74:08)

Boom, There it is. Shout out. Tim Young, great comedian, helps me with some of my stuff. Shout out Jim. Jim McCambridge. It was just his birthday. He's one of the best standup comedy photographers in the game. Shout out my family. You know what it is?

B (74:23)

Nice.

A (74:24)

Got y' all unlock.

B (74:26)

That was beautiful. Thanks. We got a couple more segments that we do here on the show. I just recently found out that this is a stolen segment, but I had no idea. Yeah, I was researching another comic that I was having on, and so I was watching another comics podcast and Sam Morrell and Mark Norman do this as a. As a. As a bit, and I had no idea.

A (74:48)

There's so much shit out there when someone's like, you stole that. I'm like, from what?

B (74:52)

Like, I just had no idea. They. They ask each comic like, what they're working on, but I call it jokes in my notes. So, like, I don't know. That's my oopsy dupe. Sorry, fellas.

A (75:01)

Well, it's. It's slightly different because it's like, what am I working on? Would be like, what is the material that I'm really working through right now? Or jokes in my notes. Do you want me to scroll to something random? That doesn't even make sense, cuz those are very different. Okay.

B (75:14)

And I. I'll do some too.

A (75:15)

Okay. I. I wrote I have the body of a high school strength, and.

B (75:26)

I.

A (75:26)

Might need to bring that back.

B (75:28)

That's good. That got all three for three.

A (75:31)

That got all three right there.

B (75:33)

I'm gonna bump that back up Kind of similar. I have. I have a bit that I. I want to try to start working out that I want to be the first female football player. And it was, it was my goal my whole life to be the first female football player. But I never played.

A (75:48)

You never even gave it a. You know that there's has been one. Yeah, but like in the NFL, that would be crazy. So everyone would do kicker though, right? Like, would you.

B (75:57)

That's what you would assume.

A (75:58)

But I mean, assume.

B (75:59)

You got to read my comments. I'm a linebacker.

A (76:04)

Gonna have to see that. 40 time. Some of this is not even like, you know, you know when you write one down and you're like, I don't even know what that was going towards. Like to the extent that it's not even funny to read out out loud.

B (76:18)

Yeah. Or it's like disturbed.

A (76:20)

I just wrote stocks or gun. And I. I assume that.

B (76:27)

Are we talking like stalker or like stonks?

A (76:30)

Stonks.

B (76:30)

Okay.

A (76:31)

I think like the. I think that those. I guess if I'm trying to get my own brain, I'm probably saying that, like, those are the two things you should invest in based on where you think the world's going to go.

B (76:39)

Oh, that's.

A (76:40)

Do you think it's going to go? Well, you get some stocks, if not gun?

B (76:44)

I think that's like a really great premise actually. Actually, maybe when you, when you say it, like flat out, it's kind of.

A (76:49)

Like, all right, yeah. Girls getting flown around to is such an upgrade from dying in a wagon train.

B (76:57)

Straight up. Straight up. That's good. Come up for the girls.

A (77:03)

These are all great ones. I never even wrote Another word about 2:35am Irish Goodbye.

B (77:10)

Hate that. Maybe it's my people, but it's not true. Nobody wants to Irish goodbye. What? Oh, the Irish. The Irish don't actually. Irish goodbye, I guess is my premise.

A (77:23)

Yeah.

B (77:24)

So my people are the Irish and the Irish don't actually Irish goodbye because if they.

A (77:28)

They want to stay and drink.

B (77:29)

They want to stay and drink, but when they start saying goodbye, they have to say goodbye to everybody.

A (77:33)

Yeah.

B (77:33)

And so that's why they'll just.

A (77:34)

Why is it called the Irish goodbyes just because you're too drunk?

B (77:38)

I think it's because you're. If you started saying goodbye to everyone, it would take all night. So instead you just dip.

A (77:43)

Okay, that makes sense.

B (77:45)

I hate when people Irish goodbye and I want to try to work on something.

A (77:48)

It pisses me off.

B (77:49)

It. It drives me.

A (77:50)

If it's like one of your, like.

B (77:51)

Because you're my boy, dude.

A (77:53)

I was going to say you have a hierarchy of people at an event, you know? And if, like, if one of your, like, top three just fucking pieces on.

B (77:59)

You, like, dude, what the fudge?

A (78:01)

That's crazy. That's like, you owe me, like, an apart. You got to call me tomorrow.

B (78:05)

Yeah, we better get brunch.

A (78:07)

Yeah.

B (78:08)

You owe me one more drink.

A (78:09)

Yeah. I think we're both needy.

B (78:11)

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I think so. Ye. But.

A (78:15)

But I'm fine being that way. I used to, like, the only, like, fights I would ever get in with my friends was just, like, me calling them a. For going to bed.

B (78:22)

Yeah.

A (78:23)

And as I there.

B (78:24)

Yeah, I'm still there.

A (78:25)

As I get older, I'm just letting that go a little bit more. But, like, my. My initial inclination is, like, what happened to you? You're cooked.

B (78:34)

Something. Something I'm working on. Similar to that is when someone says they're not drinking, I don't believe them anymore. I'm trying to not to believe them.

A (78:41)

We have the same problem. My. My. My instinct also is like, what, are you going to save the world?

B (78:46)

Yeah.

A (78:47)

Like. Like, I hate my birthday's in January, and everyone's always, like, doing dry bastard. And I just like, no. And I'm just like, you're not gonna be different after this. Like, what you should do is approach this year saying, like, I'm gonna drink.

B (79:02)

A little bit less.

A (79:03)

Maybe you just keep it to weekends or special occasions in January with the idea that, like, I'm not even touching it. And then in February, you start blacking out again. Makes no sense.

B (79:11)

I think you should start a campaign because I think the dry January thing is getting out of hand.

A (79:15)

It's way out of hand.

B (79:16)

It's like. And it's just not fair. It's not fair, and it's too dark and gloomy. You need January drinks.

A (79:21)

It's a great drink month.

B (79:22)

Yes.

A (79:23)

Phenomenal drinking.

B (79:24)

It really is. But everyone says, oh, it's the only month nothing happens.

A (79:27)

Your birthday, my birthday, dude, nothing. And it's NFL playoffs, if you're into that. A lot of great games, fun to have a drink, go to a bar.

B (79:35)

Yeah, that's actually crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I think you should start a campaign. I think you should sell T shirts in January.

A (79:41)

Yeah.

B (79:42)

I don't know what they say, but, like, January. This January's gonna give.

A (79:46)

Wet, wet one. Gonna be a wet one. Make it a wet one.

B (79:51)

Now, this next segment is called Disgraceful Receipts. We talked about having a digital footprint, and you said Yours is extensive. So now I'm just gonna show you these receipts we have. Not to scare you or anything, thing, but I need you to explain them all.

A (80:08)

Oh.

B (80:09)

So here we go.

A (80:09)

Yeah, I am. We'll start intrigued by this.

B (80:13)

All right, first up, we've got now this. Now this is late night for sure.

A (80:17)

Yeah, yeah. Now this is late night, folks. Now that one is fun. My friend photoshopped this. It's. This is me as a child, happy as can be. And we just kind of thought we would. We would doll it up a little bit. So I'm also with tigers. And. And there's a moon there. I don't remember why we did it, but it's just kind of nice. The what? That's the Earth. Sorry. See, we are learning from each other. Today.

B (80:46)

The spiritual realm has told him that Earth is rather the moon.

A (80:49)

Actually, we're all the moon.

B (80:51)

It's all wrong.

A (80:52)

Yeah.

B (80:54)

You kind of look like a young Mac Miller. You ever see him in Best Day Ever?

A (80:58)

The only kind there is.

B (81:01)

Oh, yeah.

A (81:05)

Damn. Quite a reaction.

B (81:08)

Next up.

A (81:10)

Oh, now this is good. This is Joey Disco Oral Sex. This was an event in college. We threw an event called Euro Bash. And we would all dress like Euro trash for Euro Bash.

B (81:25)

That's awesome.

A (81:26)

And I had just found some, like, app online that would help me like, like, make fake album covers and stuff. So that was it. That's incredible how many likes I get on that. 35.

B (81:36)

That's 35. 35 in 2013.

A (81:38)

That's like solid back Instagram. That goes back.

B (81:43)

You can always archive.

A (81:44)

Yeah. Yep. But will I.

B (81:47)

There we go.

A (81:47)

Now, this is beautiful. And the first thing I'm gonna say is going to come off as being crazy. This is in After Africa. I was in an African dance class at the University of Cape Town in South Africa, and this was our final performance there. And we're doing some African dance moves. I have. You want to see a couple of the moves?

B (82:11)

Oh, 1,000%.

A (82:12)

Yeah. This. This one's my favorite.

B (82:14)

These are moves you'll never forget. Oh.

A (82:21)

The other ones, but.

B (82:26)

Oh, this one. This one's spiffy.

A (82:29)

This is nice. Now, this is Christmas. We. We have a tradition, my friends and I, around Christmas, we get together and we play PlayStation 2, NCAA 2006, the original Heisman watch. Every year, specifically. Yes, every year. And we play spring drills, Option attack. And real ones will know, but it's like a vintage little video game tradition that we have, and it's. It holds strong.

B (82:56)

That's something beautiful. I love it. Nothing better than a tradition. Yes.

A (82:59)

And that's what it's all about. And I think I'm nice and drunk there, which is good. Just we just vibing it up. I like to wear Christmas outfits.

B (83:06)

Stay merry, my friends. Yeah, I. I get what you're doing.

A (83:12)

Is that what it is? Or is it Do Equis?

B (83:15)

Do Equis.

A (83:15)

God, yes. Most interesting man in the world sort of thing. Yeah, not that original, but. But zippy.

B (83:20)

I get it.

A (83:21)

Oh, God, yeah.

B (83:22)

Awesome.

A (83:22)

So this.

B (83:24)

You are a blonde.

A (83:28)

Natural blonde. This is freshman year. This is a tough phase.

B (83:34)

High school.

A (83:34)

High school. Okay, so I had Zeppelin shirt. I had had long hair, but then I cut it and then I bleached the tips. But then I decided I wanted to grow it out again. So this is in the bleached tips. But wanting to grow my hair out. Fay days with braces, clear attitude problem. If you look in the eyes. And this is really what leads up to why I was telling you that one week was so big, sophomore year. Highlights were gone, braces came off. A whole new world. I came out of my darkness.

B (84:07)

There is this. Are these braces days?

A (84:08)

Braces. Zeppelin shirt goes hard.

B (84:12)

You can tell you just smoked weed for the first time last year.

A (84:15)

Yeah, exactly. I was still going through like, you, mom and dad, like, I'm cool and I have like pink bands on my braces because of punk rock or something.

B (84:23)

You're not wrong. You do have like defiance in your eyes.

A (84:26)

Something's wrong. Yeah, there's.

B (84:28)

There's a fire inside you that's trying to come out.

A (84:30)

Yeah, well, honestly, what it is is like, you know, freshman year, like you, you're. You're an eighth grader and you have the girls and you're like talking to them and then you go to high school and then they start driving around in seniors cars and you're a freshman. You have nothing to do but like commit warfare with your friends. Friends. I think we would just kill bees.

B (84:47)

You know, with a magnifying glass.

A (84:49)

Just with our hands.

B (84:50)

Did the kid style.

A (84:51)

We were just going through it. Dude.

B (84:53)

Damn, man. That's. That's, that's some stuff. You also kind of have like the like the dentist reception haircut.

A (85:00)

Yeah, yeah.

B (85:02)

One second, one second. I'm on the phone.

A (85:04)

I could be a Karen.

B (85:07)

Yeah. No, honey, this is like. She's like sweet, but she's mean. Yeah, she's like. No, I'll get to you. You just need to hold on.

A (85:11)

I love you, hon.

B (85:12)

Okay.

A (85:13)

Smack and gun.

B (85:15)

Oh, lunch lady hair. Kind of. Yeah.

A (85:16)

Yeah, yeah. Ah, yes. Yep. Same app that helped me make little albums here. See, this is where I was trying to basically build alter egos. So we had Joey Disco, and then we. We had Joseph Soil, and this was.

B (85:31)

A little did action.

A (85:32)

Yeah. This is kind of my, like, you know, just a little. Just a little more earthy, a little more real.

B (85:38)

United States of Joey. United States.

A (85:40)

Yeah. Yeah.

B (85:41)

The newest soul rock album is dropping in a few months. I hope you're ready, America. Hashtag rock, hashtag music, hashtag all capital letters.

A (85:48)

Live now. Now. I have to ask you, did you think I was actually dropping music with these?

B (85:53)

I'm thinking maybe you're dropping something because you just got garage band for the first time.

A (85:57)

Yeah.

B (85:58)

And you're like, you know what?

A (85:59)

I could do this.

B (86:00)

I did. I mean, it's like, very easy.

A (86:02)

Yeah.

B (86:03)

And so you've got, like, this one silly song that you. Silly. Like, silly posted.

A (86:07)

Yeah. But no, there's no music that went with it. But this was my. This was just humor.

B (86:11)

What? What a blue ball D, dude.

A (86:12)

Yeah, I know. But I was around with a little acoustic at that time.

B (86:16)

Gay or Country. America's new game show.

A (86:19)

Yeah. I was really having fun with you. See, these are all from this one.

B (86:22)

Play this.

A (86:23)

I was having fun with this.

B (86:24)

It's fun.

A (86:25)

Gay or country is a great show. Just tight Levi's, you know.

B (86:32)

Yeah. I was at the.

A (86:33)

The Country Music hall of Fame, and I think my analysis was some of these are a bit gay, which is interesting because I bet a lot of people in there wouldn't like that.

B (86:42)

Yeah, it. It does. It's a slippery slope. Hashtag Nashville, hashtag country, hashtag Instagood. Now hashtag Instagood was. You were really trying.

A (86:51)

I was trying.

B (86:52)

And.

A (86:52)

And if you can see you've been likes.

B (86:56)

Yeah, not too shabby.

A (86:57)

Likes. 3 Comments 2013. It is amazing that these are all on my, like, primary business account.

B (87:05)

But.

A (87:05)

I kind of like it.

B (87:06)

It's awesome.

A (87:08)

It just shows the life of Instagram. This is what it was.

B (87:12)

If it's. If it doesn't paint you out to be a bad guy, I say keep it. Yeah.

A (87:15)

Yeah. Oh, yeah. This was exciting for me. I performed at. We had this festival Sun God. And so I got to, like, win the, like, student performer thing. And so I got to do standup in. I think it was probably the biggest crowd at that time. Time, like three or four hundred people at this big event at my college.

B (87:36)

Oh, wow.

A (87:36)

And it was funny because we were in a tent.

B (87:38)

Was it like a talent Show.

A (87:39)

No, it was like, it was a real festival that had, like, big acts on the main stage, but then they had, like, a couple different things. And the tent would have some student performances, so there'd be like, some, like, student dance and then like a magician and then I got to do comedy at it.

B (87:53)

Did you also do your dance?

A (87:54)

I didn't do my dance there and I would have liked to, but Kendrick Lamar headlined the main stage. So for like, like five years. I put in my bio once open.

B (88:05)

For dude, I would do I. And I. I saw it coming. I'm like, I totally would. Yeah, I totally would. Like, yeah, dude, me and Kendrick.

A (88:13)

You got nothing interesting to put in your bio early on. You got to hustle out here.

B (88:17)

Open for Kendrick on a technicality.

A (88:20)

Technically. Did technically still true on your resume.

B (88:23)

Yeah, there it is. Put it on your im.

A (88:25)

We'll put that in my bio when I do Toronto.

B (88:28)

But. But otherwise, you know, I still with Jake. I know you're not supposed to say.

A (88:32)

That, but I think it's fine. Oh, now this. I got to be visiting friend on a reality show. You know how there's the episode.

B (88:42)

Always wondered about these guys.

A (88:44)

There's episode.

B (88:45)

Hear this story.

A (88:46)

Yeah. There's an episode where the friends come in and one of my best friends was on this show coupled. He was like in a band and then he was on the show coupled. It was. Was Mark Burnett who did like. He's a big reality producer and he did Survivor and all this. And they wanted to do like, Tinder in real life sort of thing. So it's like you meet someone and then you just swipe yes or no. And then you, like, live together in.

B (89:08)

A house that's like love is blind almost. But like, just. Let's just cut right to the trace.

A (89:14)

Yeah, yeah. We're just going to put. We're just going to move you guys and then, like, see if they fall in love and bring that back. I got a call from a producer and they're like, yeah, he. You were his pick. And he told me me that I probably would be. And so they flew me to Anguilla in the Caribbean.

B (89:30)

Oh, wow.

A (89:30)

And you get in one night and the first night I'm just partying with all the like, it's like everyone's like parent and like grandma.

B (89:37)

Oh, yeah. Like a mix of people.

A (89:38)

Because everyone sister and cousin. And I'm like, I'm just his boy, dude.

B (89:42)

You guys are family.

A (89:43)

And we.

B (89:44)

I guess he considers me family.

A (89:46)

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And it was awesome.

B (89:48)

That's Awesome.

A (89:49)

I got a crazy sunburn right before I went on fox. But yeah, they look pretty cleaned up.

B (89:54)

There where they put makeup on you or something bad.

A (89:57)

Yeah, they did. They put a lot on. They put a lot on. But it was awesome. It was a great experience.

B (90:00)

Did you sneak any jokes in there?

A (90:02)

Not really.

B (90:03)

They.

A (90:04)

They have the. They have the cut line on you. Like I said a couple. It's really funny because obviously they flow.

B (90:09)

You down for like what, 30 seconds?

A (90:11)

Yeah, they obviously didn't make it, but I'm like, I think, I think Alex is really ready to find love. And my voice sounds different. I, I like rewatched it recently. I just literally I'm like, like, yeah, my boy's like, ready. What? He wasn't ready.

B (90:26)

That is very fun. Is he. Is he ready now? Has he found that love?

A (90:29)

He has. Oh, good for he has. I was just at his wedding.

B (90:32)

Oh, wow.

A (90:32)

Yeah.

B (90:32)

No, he d. Full circle.

A (90:34)

Beautiful.

B (90:34)

Well, it was. It was her, right?

A (90:35)

Nope.

B (90:37)

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B (92:01)

Oh, silly goose.

A (92:03)

That's just me being fun. Yeah, it's just a nice time.

B (92:05)

There it is.

A (92:06)

Cross eyed, you know.

B (92:07)

Yeah, we've got one more to end on here. Rachel Dozel.

A (92:15)

I don't ever remember doing this, but this is hilarious.

B (92:18)

That's very.

A (92:19)

A white Lamborghini that says I'm black. I got to retweet that 2019 that got probably zero likes. My Twitter has no motion.

B (92:30)

You're a mean mug, 25.

A (92:32)

Yeah, dude, I don't know. I don't know how to do Twitter, honestly.

B (92:36)

Well, everyone's switching to threats.

A (92:38)

No, they are.

B (92:39)

They. I know there's, like, five comics who, like, are, like, big on all day long. I don't. I don't know. I don't know if they're big, but all day long. Long.

A (92:46)

Just thread, threaten, threading.

B (92:48)

All right, I think it's time to close it. All right, at the end of each show, we just have you shout out anything you want to shout out, where to find you, what's coming out, what's going on.

A (92:57)

Yeah. Joey Avery. So Instagram, Tik tok, Facebook, if people do that. And then, yeah, subscribe to my YouTube because I have a special coming out later this year. And also check out my podcast, the Joey show, also on YouTube.

B (93:14)

Would you ever change it to the Uncle Joey Show?

A (93:16)

I'm thinking about it. If they stop grinding next to each other.

B (93:21)

Joey Avery, everybody.

A (93:22)

Thank you so much.

B (93:24)

Thank you.