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Jake Brennan (0:04)
Double Elvis.
Tank Sinatra (0:07)
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Co-host (1:03)
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Jake Brennan (1:07)
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Co-host (1:08)
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Jake Brennan (1:57)
Disgraceland is a production of Double Elvis. Disgraceland is an adult storytelling podcast. The themes are for a mature audience, the language is explicit. You know this. However, this episode pushes the limits of the word explicit. In this episode, the subject's behavior and the language used to describe it is highly offensive. So this is a warning. It goes without saying that this isn't for kids. And if you yourself aren't constitutionally inclined to handle the highly transgressive world of Gigi Allen, then this episode isn't for you either. But if you're the type of sick bastard that slows down to look at a car crash on the side of the road, then pull over right now. Unbuckle your kids from their car seats and throw them out on the street. Step on that accelerator and turn it the fuck up like Gigi Allen would. The stories about transgressive punk rocker Gigi Allen are the most insane, insane stories you'll hear about any performer in the history of music. He preached bestiality, incest and pedophilia. He bludgeoned himself on stage and would smear his fans faces with fresh blood. He'd binge exlacs before shows and defecate in front of his audience and share the results. More on that later. Upon signing a recording contract with Homestead Records, Gigi literally pissed on label chief Jack Gerard Cosloy. Gigi Allen would physically assault his audience. He'd sexually assault his fans on and off stage. One such sexual assault would land him in prison for 18 months. And all in all, he was imprisoned more than 50 times. He was born to a psychotic father in Lancaster, New Hampshire, who named him Jesus Christ Allen because supposedly his boy was the new messiah. And Gigi's older brother couldn't pronounce Jesus because some supreme being tied his tongue so as not to allow such blasphemy be spoken that a messiah could possibly come from New Hampshire. So the cute little sibling nickname of Gigi Baby Talk for Jesus stuck. The Allens lived in a log cabin with no running water, and Gigi's dad kept his family isolated from the outside world. Murder suicide by the old man was constantly threatened. The apple didn't fall too far because Gigi would grow up to infamously claim that he was the Rock and Roll Messiah and that his body was a sacrifice to his people, the rock and roll underground, and that one day Gigi would make the ultimate sacrifice for them. But beyond all of this madness, Gigi Allen made great music. That's right. Great music. You don't believe me? Fuck off. I'm right. Sorry. That's what Gigi Allen would have said. But it doesn't make me wrong. Gigi Allen did make some great music. I mean, there's a lot of shit to sift through, but if you like it loud, hard and fast, then you can hardly do better than Gigi's. Hated in the Nation Cassette A on Roar. It's great. That music at the top of the show. That wasn't great music. That was a preset loop from my melotron called Foxtrot swinging flutes MK2. I played you that loop because I can't afford the rights for that's the Way Love Goes by Janet Jackson. And why would I play you that specific slice of down tempo fohemian cheese. Could I afford it? Because that was the number one song on June 28, 1993. And that was the day that Gigi Allen was the quote unquote only true rock and roller left in the world. Publicly claimed on national television that he'd kill himself on stage and take his audience with him. On this episode. Foxtrot, swinging flutes, transgressive punk, down tempo bohemian cheese in the rock and roll underground. Grab onto your bowels, people. You're about to meet your God. Gigi Allen. I'm Jake Brennan and this is Disgr. Got up and had a shitty breakfast. Went back to lockup and slept till 10. Shaved, got out and watched a movie. Tougher than leather. Then back to lockup to jerk off. After dinner I get a visit from Linda, still through glass, but she showed me her shaved cunt. I would have paid 100 bucks to suck it, but went back to my cell to jerk off again. Used the phone all afternoon to try to get some fucking money. Went to lockup and wrote some lyrics. Started jerking off again. I'm getting a scab on the end of my cock. Wrote to Charles Manson today. I was fucking withdrawn all night and just stayed to myself. Gigi Allen was in jail again. Actually this time it was prison. Born Jesus Christ Allen and nicknamed Gigi Alan may have shared our Lord and Savior's name, but he shared his penis size with Adolf Hitler's rumored micropenis. I know this because Gigi performed in nothing but a dog collar and combat boots in his Beyond Punk as fuck performances where he was known to physically assault his audience, punching them with the butt end of his microphone, spitting on them and worse, defecating on stage, smearing himself in his own shit and throwing it at his paying crowds. His performances regularly resulted with Gigi winding up in jail for indecency or assault, and understandably so. But his latest 18 month prison stint was for something far worse. Assault with intent to do great bodily harm. Less than murder. Sexual assault from the stage in the midst of Gigi shows was old hat. It was nothing for Gigi to jump off stage and grab a man or woman by the ears and force his or her face into his filthy shit smeared penis. This usually resulted in another audience member pummeling the distracted frontman with a clinched fist or a steel toe boot, while his band, the Murder Junkies, including his Hitler mustachioed brother Merle on bass, a rotating cast of characters, including for a moment the legendary Dee Dee Ramone on guitar and of course, Dino, the naked drummer, all played on, seemingly oblivious to the obscene spectacle playing out in front of them. But sexual assault offstage, that was a different matter. Leslie Marie Morgan, a 25 year old waitress from Ann Arbor, Michigan, wanted to marry Gigi Allen. But first she wanted Gigi and the rest of his band to come on her. At the same time, however, the complications of synchronized ejaculation being what they are, Leslie would wind up disappointed. So the obsessed fan and Gigi decided to grab some alone time in Leslie's motel room. Gigi Allen, who was on record stating that there is no good sex without danger involved, handcuffed Leslie to the bed and proceeded to burn her with cigarette butts and cut her breasts and stomach with a butterfly knife. Gigi later claimed that all this was done at Leslie's instruction. And supposedly when Leslie learned Gigi had no intention of marrying her, shocker. She then decided to report Gigi to the police. Or so went the story from Gigi, who claimed he was being set up. Whatever. Gigi Allen's abusive mistreatment of women is well documented. And whether you believe his side of the story or Morgan's, I happen to believe hers. The dude belonged behind bars and that's what happened. Gigi Allen came to the attention of the FBI through his pen pal John Hinckley, the would be assassin of President Ronald Reagan. Turns out Gigi had been corresponding with Hinckley, whose mail from behind bars was being monitored by the feds. And when they ran Gigi's name, they came up with the assault warrant in Michigan. And Gigi was quickly snatched up, tried and sentenced, which for Gigi Allen fans was a drag because it meant that Gigi would not be able to make do on a promise he'd made them. Then On Halloween night 1989, Gigi Allen would kill himself on stage. Foreign.