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Foreign Guys, if you haven't heard me talk about Groons before, you're about to right now. There's a reason I'm talking about Groons. You know, I love Groons. They're a convenient, comprehensive formula packed into a snack pack of gummies to get you through your day. Guys, this is not a multivitamin, a greens gummy or a prebiotic. It's all of these things. And it's all these things at a fraction of the price. And it tastes great. And also, I'm not standing over my counter with green powder flying all over the place in my kitchen trying to make a drink. You know what I'm saying? Groons is a totally different thing. Daily snack pack of gummies because you can't fit the amount of nutrients Groons fits into just one gummy. Plus, I'm telling you, I'm watching what I'm eating these days and I look forward to eating Groons. They taste great. It's a treat with 6 grams of prebiotic fiber, which is three times the amount of dietary fiber compared to the lean greens powders. For context, that's more than two cups of broccoli and it tastes better than broccoli. There's the Groonie Smith apple flavor. Okay, that's my new go to. That's the Grun's fall flavor. I'm here for it. It's only available through October. It's got the same full body benefits that you know and love from Gruens, but this time tastes like you're walking through an apple orchard in a cable knit sweater, getting those New England vibes, all that warm apple cider, you know, those apple cider donuts. Maybe you're buying a little corn on the cob for later that day. You know what I'm talking about. Gruen's ingredients are backed by over 35,000 research publications. I love Groons. They taste great, they are super convenient, and they are chalk filled with healthy benefits. Grab your limited edition Groonie Smith apple Groons, available only through October. Stock up because they will sell out. Get up to 52% off. Use the code. Disgraceland. I was recently researching a subject for one of our podcast episodes whose home was broken into. And the algorithm started to then send me all these horrifying clips of home break ins. And I got pulled into the wormhole and naturally started questioning my own home security system at the time. And what I found out was that my system wasn't very preventative. And that's because most home security systems aren't very preventative. They're actually designed to only react and take action once someone has already broken in. And that ain't good. SimpliSafe, on the other hand, my new security system stops crime before it even starts by confronting potential threats the moment they appear. These break in videos online are horrifying and they're happening in neighborhoods all over. You need your home security to be dependable, and my question is, can a home security system really call itself security if it only responds once the intruder is already in your home? SimpliSafe is the way to stop someone from actually entering your home. Their AI powered cameras detect threats while they're outside before they intrude. And they alert real security agents who take action while the intruder again, is outside, not in your house. I'm now using SimpliSafe and I'm telling you that you guys should too. It's super easy to set up. They sent me all the components in one box. I was able to hook it up by myself. Made my wife happy, and now my home is protected and I've got rapid response. I've got a security system I can depend on and a great easy intuitive app that helps me monitor my home no matter where I'm at. Right now, my listeners can save 50% on a SimpliSafe home security system at simplisafe.com Disgracepod that's simplisafe.com DisgracePod there's no safe like Simplisafe. Disgraceland is a production of Double Elvis. Never has there been a more extreme form of musical rebellion. The Norwegian black metal, the genre's founding band, Mayhem, its sister act Burzum, and supporting cast of musicians with names like Necrobutcher, Hellhammer and Dead horrified Norway with supreme acts of terror including murder suicide, church burnings, grave desecrations and even cannibalism. And by the time the ashes settled, numerous band members would be dead or in jail, convicted of arson and or murder. And a new generation of young metalheads would find their way to Satanism through blast beats and dead notes. Some of those blast beats and dead notes amounted to great music. The music you heard at the top of the show, that wasn't great music. That was a preset loop for my melotron called Vienna Waltz Accordion MK2. I played you that loop because I can't afford the license for Jump by Kris Kross. And why would I play you that specific slice of prepubescent backward pant cheese? Could I afford it? Because that was the number one song in America on June 6, 1992. And that was the day that Varg Vikras, aka Count Grishnak, mastermind behind the black metal band Burzum, and one time bass player for Mayhem, set off a string of church burnings and other acts of satanic rebellion that would terrorize an otherwise peaceful nation. On this episode, waltzing Viennese accordions backward pant cheese, mayhem, satanic rebellion and Count Grishnak. I'm Jake Brennan and this is Dis. When Bo Diddley released his song who do Youo Love in 1956, it was heard by a country reeling in the shock waves of rock and roll. Bo sang about walking for miles on barbed wire, cobra snakes used for neckties, a house made from rattlesnake hide, a chimney made from human skulls. Parents, teachers and squares everywhere warned of the new music's influence on the clean cut youth of Eisenhower's post war conformist America. Surely this rebellious sounding noise would cause kids to grow their hair, smoke reefer, get pregnant, worship Satan and die. And the squares were right. That's exactly what happened. A decade later. Kids were uniformly long haired, smoking copious amounts of dope and the pill. By 1969 and into the 70s, they were sympathizing with the devil at Altamont and burning their bras in Times Square. And in the 1980s, cocaine, crack and AIDS would claim countless amounts of young lives. Finally, in 1991, a heavy metal musician from Norway would go Bo Diddley one better. It wouldn't be a chance he'd make out of a human skull. It would be a necklace made out of the skull of his recently deceased friend and bandmate. Bo Diddley's lyrics sounds tame now, but it only took a mere 35 years before its influence was brought to life in horrific fashion. Rebellion is metastatic. One generation's rebellion is another generation's norm. The line in the sand of what is and isn't acceptable gets redrawn with each new generation. Bo Diddley was a descendant of bluesman Robert Johnson, who, hack rock journalists will eagerly tell us, sold his soul to the devil. And Diddley's voodoo esque braggadocio went on to inspire countless classic rockers, including satanic sympathizers Led Zeppelin, whose unabashed admiration for known Satanist Aleister Crowley and melding of steroidal Delta blues made it rain royalty checks. Thus inspiring another band from England named Venom to take it one step further to full on devil worship with song titles like In League with Satan, Leave Me in Hell and A Thousand Days. In sodom Venom then went on to influence an entirely new generation of metal bands like Metallica, Slayer and Testament, until finally inspiring a new subgenre of heavy metal called black metal. Black metal was started by Norwegian teenagers unable to stand the strains of conformity, boredom, anonymity and long dark winters. Norway, a small constitutional monarchy, went through a brief Viking phase during its adolescence, flirted with fascism in young adulthood, and eventually settled lazily into a type of democratic socialism during middle age. The country, though small, is one of the world's richest. The state takes care of its own government bureaucracy employs 30% of the nation. Disability pensions for the unemployed are easy to come by. There isn't a lot of poverty, not a lot of income disparity. The crime rate is low and punishments for the crimes that do get committed are lenient. Historically, there's not a lot to get pissed off about because there's not a lot that goes on in Norway. The country's greatest cultural export is frozen fish. Norway is kind of like Europe's answer to an American flyover state. What I'm trying to say is that if you're a Norwegian teenager, you're probably bored. And even worse than that, you're probably bored without a whole lot to rebel against. How does the saying go? Idle hands at the devil's workshop without overt social injustice? Norwegian teenagers look to their heritage for a target to rebel against. Inspired by Venom, Bathory and a growing group of satanic inspired heavy metal bands in the 1980s, Norwegian teenagers saw in their country's Christian heritage a reason to rebel. Christian societies preach morality, so worshiping Satan is just about the strongest form of rebellion one can take. Mix in nihilism, Nazism, ancient Norse Viking mythology, paganism, blistering blast beats and speaker shredding power chords and you've got a strong elixir of teenage angst. Black metal became a thing on August 16, 1987 with the release of the Norwegian band Mayhem's Death Crush demo. Critics point to Mayhem's officially released first full length album, De Mysterios de Satanas, as black metal's genre defining record. But it has none of the charm of the Death Crush demo from seven years earlier. Death Crush sounds less like a band trying to make something and more like a bunch of extremely pent up kids bashing shit around in their basement in front of blown out microphones that just happen to be pointed toward their half broken amplifiers. Mayhem's demo, with its lo fi high energy metal recording, it doesn't sound like anything that came before. Sounds bleak and primitive. It sounds cold. Mayhem's Death Crush is inspired and inspiring. It was the landmark black metal recording that would compel hordes of bands to come. But before the Dark Thrones and Gorgorots of the world, a polite and unassuming Swedish teenager would fully commit himself to Mayhem's satanic nihilism. So fully that he would become the genre's first casualty, its first martyr, and its first sign of the extreme evil to come.
