Right In The Sauce Box

Summary

Distractible Podcast: "Right In The Sauce Box"

Date: March 3, 2025
Hosts: Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, Bob Muyskens

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Episode Overview

In this playful and irreverent episode of Distractible, Wade takes the host chair after a legendary win, leading Mark and Bob through a raucous, game show–style exploration of old-timey slang and idioms. Laughter and banter abound as the guys try (often hilariously) to deduce the meanings of obscure phrases, argue about scoring, and share offbeat stories from their lives. The episode is a mix of humorous personal anecdotes, inventive (and occasionally raunchy) guessing games, commentary on language, and classic Distractible camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Opening Banter & Small Talk (02:21–05:00)

• Wade explains that he’s hosting due to a "craziest finish in Distractible history", joined as always by Mark and Bob.
• Mark is distracted by something off-camera, leading to good-natured suspicion (“Why? Yeah, I have a job. What of it?” – Mark, 02:42).
• Bob brings up a relatable and slightly absurd question: “You ever fall downstairs?” (03:08), prompting stories about clumsy moments and a memory from Mark involving being slid down stairs in a coffin box in a pre-Covid video (“Fucking love that clip…” – Mark, 03:17).

2. Mark’s Latest Hyperfixation: CNC Machines (05:00–08:47)

• Mark reveals he’s ordered a desktop 5-axis CNC mill from “X Horse 3D” and is excited about the potential for precision machining (“For a 5 axis CNC, even though it’s not very big, the build volume is quite small… But it opens up the world of precision machining…” – Mark, 05:41).
• The conversation diverges into speculative business opportunities and comically inappropriate manufacturing ideas (“I’ll make all the four inch dicks that I possibly can.” – Mark, 08:37).

3. Door Cams & Slapstick Surveillance (09:28–10:48)

• Bob recounts his wife Rin's recent near-miss on the icy steps, caught on their doorbell camera – prompting thoughts of faking a fall for content (“And then I considered throwing myself down the stairs on the doorbell cam…” – Bob, 10:05).

4. Throwback Game: Guess That Anachronistic Idiom (11:09–end)

Wade introduces the main segment:

“Today’s episode, we’re gonna have a throwback to when times had more headlines. …a bit of a throwback to when people did fall down the stairs because there weren’t handrails yet. We’re going to go back to a time that is very unspecific, but a time when there were old slang phrases…” (Wade, 11:09)

Game Format:

• Wade presents old slang terms; Mark and Bob guess their meanings.
• Points are awarded (sometimes arbitrarily) for correct guesses or funniest explanations.
• “Should we bring it back?” – Each phrase is discussed, sometimes earning the hosts' endorsement as a comeback, sometimes not.

Chosen Highlights & Notable Quotes:

Wet sock (13:50)

• Bob: "That's when your sock is wet... or the sock the family took turns jerking off into." (14:18 – classic Distractible irreverence)
• Actual meaning: Limp handshake or dull person.
• Team consensus: Not exciting enough to revive.

Happy cabbage (23:39)

• Mark: "That's another word for weed load."
• Bob: "That’s probably what the British call soccer balls, because they call things nonsense."
• True meaning: a sizable amount of money for self-satisfying things.
• Mark goes off on a tangent about clams as currency, then undercuts himself (“Shut up, Mark. You, man. Stop ruining the podcast.” – Mark, 26:11)

Pangwangle (26:37)

• Bob: “That’s what the Penguin calls his penis in the Batman films.”
• Truth: To live cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes.

In the ketchup (28:12)

• Mark: “It means being stuck or something. Because like a ketchup bottle is hard to get out sometimes.”
• Bob: “What doctors on the maternity ward call it when they’re delivering a baby.”
• Real meaning: In the red/operating at a deficit.

Flub the dub (31:05)

• Bob presents an imagined White House/George Washington scenario.
• True meaning: To evade one’s duty.

Pine overcoat (31:55)

• Mark: “Straight jacket”
• Bob: “That’s a coffin. Give somebody a pine overcoat when you kill them.”
• Actual meaning: A coffin (Bob gets the point).
• Should we bring it back? Mild enthusiasm – “I just don’t have a lot of uses for slang for coffins” – Bob (32:51).

Butter and eggman (33:06)

• Wade: “So oddly specific…”
• Mark (facetiously): “A frilliancy, a poncy nonce.”
• True meaning: Wealthy but unsophisticated small-town businessman behaving like a playboy in the big city.
• Spirited debate about the meaning of "nonce."

Cop a mouse (36:04)

• Mark’s wild impression: “You nail the suspect right in the middle of it.”
• Bob: “The mouse is referring to a mouse under your eye. …threatening to punch you in the face.”
• Truth: Get a black eye (Bob gets the point).

Don’t sell me a dog (37:54)

• Bob: “Salespeople selling dogs. …carrying their briefcase full of dogs…”
• Mark: “Don’t set me up on a blind date with a rascal.”
• True meaning: Don’t lie to me.

Fly rink (40:01)

• Mark and Bob riff about tech and knives rather than the term.
• Correct answer: A bald head (“Flies just skate around…” – Wade, 42:03).

Nose bagger (43:33)

• Bob: Explains a bizarre Victorian practice of collecting mucus for medicinal tinctures.
• Mark: “Someone doing cocaine.”
• Truth: Someone who brings their own provisions to a beach outing, freeloading off the resort.

Not up to dick (44:22)

• Mark: “Someone who wanted to be a detective but couldn’t make the cut.”
• Bob: George W. Bush–Dick Cheney joke
• True meaning: Not healthy.

Sauce box (47:26)

• Bob: Suggests it’s a pickup line for, well, precisely what you think.
• Mark: “When you’re going up in the drive through, you’re talking to the box.”
• Actual meaning: Your mouth (Bob gets the point and much laughter).

Pretzel bender (49:55)

• Mark: Fantasizes about a "fifth element" bender who magically bends hard pretzels.
• Bob: That’s a cute German term for a car accident (fender bender).
• Real meanings: Player of French horn, wrestler, heavy drinker, or peculiar person (“Let me tell you, that’s pretty peculiar.” – Wade, 52:24).

Hump the swag (52:42)

• Bob: Convention workers overloading on free swag.
• Mark: Avoids answering, seeks comfort in browsing Ryobi tools.
• True meaning: To carry your luggage on your back.

5. Score Tally & Endgame (55:00–57:20)

• Points are rehashed, often debated, with humorous uncertainty over who actually deserves what.
• Special “Wheel” segment for bonuses (“The wheel is really quite the development in technology for us. I love this.” – Bob, 57:15).
• Final scores: Bob wins 11–9, thanks to a pivotal final spin and joke tally.

6. Winner and Loser Speeches (57:41–58:49)

• Mark’s loser speech is full of mock solemnity and toothless threats:

  "Even though I lost, I declare all of this illegal. And if you don’t believe me, I will beat you until you’re unconscious. That’s what justice is all about. And that’s what I’m gonna do. But as the loser, I have to accept fairness for what it is. And I will win next time." (57:41)

• Bob channels every post-game athlete cliche:

  “I pretty much killed it today… played as a team…never panicked…gave 110%. Anyway, I win. Congratulations to me. I host the next one.” (58:11)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Mark, on the CNC mill:
  “I’ll make all the four inch dicks that I possibly can.” (08:37)

• Wade, setting the scene for the slang game:
  “We’re going to go back to a time that is very unspecific, but a time when there were old slang phrases…” (11:09)

• Bob, as an aged salesman:
  “Don’t sell me a dog. Have I got something to show you.” (38:33)

• Bob, describing “pine overcoat”:
  “Give somebody a pine overcoat when you kill them and they go into a pine box. Pine coffin.” (32:25)

• Mark, on creative interpretations:
  “I am really only using 10% of my brain power 90% of the time. I’m going to crank it up to 11.” (38:33)

• Bob, on “sauce box”:
  “It’s from that pickup line in the club. You walk up to the ladies and you just go, hey, can I swim around in your sauce box…” (47:33)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Small Talk/Host Handover: 02:21–05:00
• Mark’s CNC Machine Obsession: 05:00–08:47
• Door Cam Story: 09:28–10:48
• Slang Game Introduction: 11:09
• “Wet Sock” to “Happy Cabbage”: 13:50–25:20
• Mid-Game Banter & Screwball Guessing: 25:20–44:22
• Game Close—Score Recap, Final Terms: 55:00–59:07

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Tone & Style

Banter-heavy, irreverent, witty, and consistently self-deprecating. The hosts are comfortable riffing off each other’s tangents, with a mix of smart-ass responses and occasional surprising knowledge. Even wrong guesses become comedy gold, and arbitrary scoring keeps everyone slightly off-balance and playful.

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Summary

"Right In The Sauce Box" stands out as a highly entertaining Distractible episode packed with linguistic weirdness, faux history, game show drama, and winning group chemistry. Even if listeners haven’t heard it, this episode’s unpredictable explorations of forgotten slang—and the hosts' wild guesses—make for a satisfying and hilarious ride. With bizarre historical detours, memorable one-liners, and the ever-present competitive chaos of Distractible, the episode is a must for fans of language, comedy, and unfiltered friendship.

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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode Wide Ty Wade the huge handed demands his dudes uplift anachronistic idioms. Munching Mark propounds making peens, drops a F word, cripples with crinkling and cooks the ketchup. Bumbling Bob talks door cams, wants tail or a penguin penis and knows his sarcophagi and shiners from soup snaffling to microchoppers. Yeah, it's time for right in the sauce box. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

[C]

Hello, everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host, Wade. Why? Because I ended up winning one of the craziest finishes in Distractible history. If you haven't watched it, you should go back and do that. Joined as always by my co host, Mark and Bob. Hey, guys.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Hello.

[C]

How goes things?

[B]

Pretty good. Yeah, pretty good.

[C]

Mark, I can't help but notice that you seem occupied over there.

[A]

Why? Why? Yeah, I have a job. What of it?

[C]

As stated, I think you know what you're doing and why you're doing it.

[A]

Oh yeah, no ulterior motives here.

[C]

Well, what's new? We usually open up with small talk and I guess I will follow that continued trend. How goes things? What's new in your lives? What's going on in the world?

[B]

I swear to God. I was just in the break. I was just thinking of something and I was like, that'll be really good small talk.

[C]

Great. What was it?

[B]

You ever fall downstairs?

[A]

No, no.

[C]

Oh, I've tripped. Went up the stairs before. Always up.

[A]

The only time I've gone down the stairs in a semi planned, unplanned manner was when I was in the coffin box and Ethan slid me down the stairs. Fucking love that clip at the end when you.

[B]

I forget if you sit up or just reveals your face and you're all, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[A]

It sounds catastrophic.

[B]

Dude, that. All those bits. I was so sure you were gonna die. The. And then in the pool. Is that the same video where you.

[A]

The same video push me in the pool when I'm in that thing?

[B]

Yeah, I was watching it. I was like, this is such a bad idea. It's gonna fucking drown. What the fuck?

[A]

And then we just ended it and I love it. Yeah, it was fine.

[B]

You were fine. It was great.

[A]

Those are good times. Pre. Pre Covid.

[B]

Pre covered so many good moments from that.

[C]

Yeah, you can't put people in pools and coffins now.

[B]

I forget what they're called. What are those bouncy ball things called? The one where you kicked Ethan in the nuts Real good. Zorb balls or something?

[A]

Yeah, something like that.

[B]

That the nut cake is funny, but that I love that. One more because Ethan's saga of trying to get his thing inflated because he like took it to the store and had the guy inflate it, but then it wouldn't fit in his car and he. So I deflated it and then I brought it over here.

[A]

Very funny.

[C]

Where can we find these videos?

[B]

They're everywhere. You don't have to look very far.

[A]

I'm suing as fast as I can.

[C]

Very small talk. I'm glad that's what's new with you.

[A]

Sad to say, no gun updates. This week, guys, it's actually not my next hyper fixation. As many as the gun tubing world wishes it was, it sadly is not cnc. I ordered one.

[B]

It's happening.

[A]

It is happening. Yes. And, and, and there's a company that I'm going to talk about because I want them to not give me. I'll buy them, but it's an unreleased thing. So there's a company called X Horse 3D, right? Strange name, but thank you.

[C]

You're welcome.

[A]

They're making a desktop sized 5 axis CNC mill. If you remember what I was talking about. With 5 axis CNC mills, they start at 100k and this one they say is going to be around 9 to $10,000. And for a 5 axis CNC, even though it's not very big, the build volume is quite small. It's like 4 inches cubed. Right. But to be able to do 5 axis at an accessible rate, like you could still build a lot of stuff.

[C]

Very small stuff.

[A]

Yeah, well, yeah, but a lot of small stuff. But it opens up the world of precision machining like that I've never had any access to. Because if I were to buy a large machine and I could, right? I could.

[C]

Are you rich or something? What do you mean you could?

[A]

I could, I could. You could. Don't pretend like I could. I can and you can't.

[C]

It's not about me. Hey, don't flip this on me. This is about you.

[A]

You can, you could.

[C]

If a two can, you can. That doesn't mean I can.

[A]

You got all that car money you've been saving up. You got plenty for CNCs over there.

[C]

I do, I do. I am sitting on some car money, but investing it in car stocks instead of anyway.

[A]

So this, even though that seems like an exorbitantly high price, 9,000 or $10,000, that is incredibly accessible for a five axis machine. And so to have something like that is really, really interesting to me because it opens up this whole world. Precision machining is such an advanced field in terms of manufacturing. But the reason why some of those machines cost so much is because if you have them, you make money. They are money making machines. It's kind of this level of production that a lot of can't have access to unless you're a very large player in the space. And people will commission that for a lot of money because they need parts made. And so it's, it's not that you could just buy a machine. You'll instantly make all the money you want. It's still you got to run a smart business about it, but it's like, it's just, it's accessible and it's cool.

[C]

Now hold on. If you make a YouTube channel or Twitch channel, you're instantly famous and rich. If you buy a CNC machine, the same thing should be true.

[A]

Yeah, well, for me and for you, you privileged bastard, you, you handsome host.

[C]

But I get. I was born this way. Mark, I'll give you a bonus point if you can tell me what C and C stands for.

[A]

Oh, computer numerical control.

[B]

He was just reading. What did you look at?

[A]

No, I didn't read that. No, I was looking at my soup.

[C]

Bob, do you wanna. We have a thing for this.

[B]

I don't do that yet.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Anyway, X horse 3D, please.

[C]

I will.

[A]

I know there's a bunch of CNC YouTubers out there that actually have audiences, but hey, what about me? Look at this guy here.

[C]

Mark will start a CNC YouTube channel.

[B]

You want funny CNC stuff, right? Who's making funny CNC stuff? That's the question.

[A]

No one. Exactly. Yeah, I'll make all the dicks. I'll make all the four inch dicks that I possibly can. Actually, if you. If you have a diagonal in the cube, it's probably going to be a little longer.

[B]

Yeah, you see a thin. A thin tip, you could make a.

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Dildo or a pickle. You could make them both. A dill pickle. That's already a thing.

[B]

I think you could make a dill pickle. Is that what that stands for? Is that why those taste the way they taste? Or.

[C]

Yeah, the lube.

[B]

I did not. I never put that together, so. Oh.

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Ah. E. According to Gem Eeni, the distance between the longest points of a 4 inch cube is 6.9 inches. That's respectable.

[B]

That is.

[A]

It'd be really thin, but hey, that's a respectable.

[C]

We always love when six and nine are together, even with a point in between.

[A]

Speaking of a point in between.

[C]

Yeah, you got your bonus point for cnc. All right, Bob, I do have a follow up question for you though. Why did you ask about falling down the stairs? We went into like a side tangent.

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But actually literally no reason. You know what it is? It was on my mind because Rin was leaving the house yesterday and it's been snowy and icy and we have a doorbell camera and she almost just ate it down our front step. But it was one of those where it was like, but there's a handrail and she got the handrail and just walked away. But I got I looked at the clip, and I was like, man, that would have been so funny.

[C]

Almost had a whole episode's worth of content right there.

[B]

Oh, and then I considered throwing myself down the stairs on the doorbell cam just to see if it. But I was like, nah, it's probably not worth it. We'll see. Maybe I'll get desperate if I ever win again. I'll have to host an episode, and then I'll be really desperate.

[C]

So we'll go back and see the footage of you, like, pouring water on the steps to hoping it would freeze the people slowed down. Like, I need. I need footage.

[B]

Need content.

[C]

Well, good stuff, gentlemen. Good stuff. I don't have anything that interesting. I mean, I've got my Spotify award still nearby. Thank you, Spotify, for that, by the way. I don't know if I said thank you last time, but. But I don't know. I still think that's kind of cool that people somehow listen to and. Or watch this podcast, which. Pretty cool. Anything else you boys want to go over or else I can dive right in. I've got a fun episode.

[A]

I mean, look, all the. All the funny news stories are really dry this season. Not many laughs and goofs in headlines that I can find. So, yeah, so, you know, once that well starts turn in again, will. Oh, all the funnies will fly.

[C]

Yeah. I just try to see if there's anything interesting going on in the first couple things I see are murder and Social Security. Those are always hilarious topics, but I think I'll dodge them. Today's episode, we're gonna have a throwback to when times had more headlines. We're gonna have a bit of a throwback to when people did fall down the stairs because there weren't handrails yet. We're going to go back to a time that is very unspecific, but a time when they were old slang phrases that I don't know, that I've heard of. Not many of them. Maybe you guys have heard of them. So we're going to go through this list, and I'm going to have you guys give me what you think each of these means. Whoever gets the most right will probably earn the most points. We'll decide as a group if we should bring the phrases back or not.

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I can't tell if I'm never gonna have heard a single one of these or if this is about to be a bunch of stuff where Wade's like, what does this mean? And then I'm like, couple of them.

[C]

Sound familiar to me. But a lot of them don't. Maybe some of the early ones you guys will know, but only one way to find out. How do we determine who went first last time? Was it a good old coin flip?

[B]

That's what Mark did. But you can do however, whatever you choose, man.

[C]

No, that seems fair. I like coins. We'll do it. Which one of you wants to be heads? I got a pretty big coin. Heads. Tails. I'll do the flip. Land of the palm show thing.

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I want to be the tails side.

[A]

My hair is kind of like George Washington's right now.

[C]

Okay, so this will be Mark, this will be Bob.

[A]

What in the flip.

[C]

What was that?

[B]

I guess I win. Kind of looked like he flipped it around in his hand as he was trying to catch it or whatever, but. Yeah.

[A]

What kind of. What kind of.

[C]

No, I caught it and it like bounced and I had to recatch it.

[B]

Uh huh huh.

[C]

It's so big for my tiny 6 foot 4 long hands.

[A]

What do you mean? You just take it, you go, and it flips. All the listeners out there. What he's doing is he. He has the coin in his palm. He doesn't flip it with his thumb or anything. He just kind of chucks it up, it spins twice, it goes down.

[C]

I don't trust my thumb, so I flip it with my index like this.

[A]

What is your thumb done to betray you?

[B]

You flip it with your index.

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You didn't flip it at all.

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Not small coins, but one. Yeah, you mean.

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How do you.

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What I mean? I guess I could like. I just don't like that.

[B]

Yeah, you could.

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You could. You're not getting that ping. It's like an M1 Garand.

[B]

You know, the satisfying tink of your coin is very impressive, Mark.

[A]

I know. Thank you.

[B]

Mine doesn't ting at all. Mine is. Mine's real gold. So it's just.

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I can't catch. That's a. That's a different problem. I don't believe in ghosts.

[C]

Bob, tell me what is meant by the phrase wet sock?

[B]

No, that's when your sock is wet. What do you mean? Back in the olden days, before shoes, when it was just socks and then feet and they go outside, it was wet. You step in something, your sock gets wet. And the old timey processors be like, no, that's a wet sock.

[C]

So the slang term went literally wet sock.

[B]

It's definitely either that or the sock or other cloth garment that the family took turns jerking off into.

[A]

The whole family.

[B]

Yeah, well, times were tough, right? You didn't have Enough resources for everyone to have their own sock or towel or whatever. So you take the oldest, most decrepit sock you got, and that's the wet sock. You just keep that set aside so that everyone knows that's the wet sock.

[C]

Fair enough. Mark, do you have a guess as to what wet sock is?

[A]

Is this for the steel?

[B]

Yeah. Why did I go first?

[C]

Just determine who went first. And it doesn't give anyone an advantage or disadvantage, just determines who went first.

[A]

Well, there was a point of fighting over it. I was getting really upset.

[C]

I don't know why you fought over. We do this all the time. It's always supposed to be fair. Just we determine who goes first, man.

[A]

I don't know, man. It seems unfair.

[B]

Wait, was that. Not a bit.

[C]

No, that was out of my mouth.

[B]

He said it.

[C]

He said it out of my mouth.

[A]

Before I realized it.

[B]

All right, so what?

[C]

It.

[B]

What? You were complaining about me going first?

[A]

I don't remember. I don't know.

[B]

Well, it's Wade's choice. Wade, what is the result of this? All heads, all tails or neutral?

[C]

Okay, heads favors Mark. He chose heads before you wanted tails. So if it gets heads three times, I guess Mark gets a point. If it's tails three times, Bob gets a point. We'll just make it simple.

[B]

All right, well, it's not very convoluted at all, but. Okay.

[C]

It's not supposed to be convoluted.

[A]

I want to go first.

[C]

I want that to be.

[A]

That's what I think is unfair. I should have gone first because his flipping was all unfair. I demand.

[B]

If it's on.

[A]

If it's declared unfair, I get to go first.

[B]

And if it's declared fair, I get to go first the entire rest of the episode.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That's it.

[C]

So, no, you guys don't want any points out of.

[A]

This isn't about points.

[B]

This is the principle of the matter.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

All heads. Mark gets to go first the rest of the time. All tails. Bob gets to go.

[A]

No, that wouldn't be fair. I just want to go. I want to go once. I get first once.

[C]

Okay, first once, or Bob gets it the rest of the episode.

[B]

That's doubly unfair.

[C]

That is doubly okay. And if it's anything in between, nothing changes.

[A]

Yeah. All right.

[C]

Ready?

[A]

So it is decreed.

[B]

Sales.

[C]

Oh, two heads. Nothing happens. I was perfect. We'll move on.

[B]

I got. I got the lion. The lioness. Tails. Man, I really should have looked at what was on this coin. It's confusing that neither of these is ahead. It's just a lady and a lion.

[C]

You did say last episode Lady Heads.

[B]

The lady has a head, but the lion has a head.

[A]

Wait, did you flip your heads?

[B]

What?

[A]

Did you change your heads?

[B]

No, the lion was always tails. My line is tails. Line has a tail. Light is tails. Lady has a head. Lady is heads. It's just a stupid coin. I wish I'd done a better job finding my coin. I got so excited that it was.

[A]

You could still buy another one. You could buy.

[B]

I know, but I'm trying to buy less stuff from the Internet. It's not working.

[A]

If you.

[C]

Oh, wait. Okay.

[A]

Buy a cnc Mill your own coin.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[C]

Then have a lady looking away as heads, and you push a lion's tail as the tails.

[B]

I'm going to make a series of coins for each of the matchups. So I'll have one coin that's me and Mark, one coin that's me and Wade, and one coin that's Mark and Wade. And then that way I can flip the appropriate coin for whatever the situation is.

[C]

That's incredibly fair.

[B]

All right, well, I'm going to talk to that company. Was it donkey 3D? FX? CNC?

[C]

I think it was wonky. Donkey X.

[A]

That was it. Yeah. You guys got it.

[B]

Oh, is that company mark x horse 3d. I knew it was something with hooves.

[C]

Mark, what's a wet sock?

[A]

Oh, it's a party pooper. Okay, there's a poopy party. Man or woman?

[C]

I may have to go to the judges for this one. We may have to deliberate. There's an or here, so don't judge at me right away. A wet sock is a limp handshake. Or in Australia, specifically, a dull person. Is a party pooper a dull person?

[A]

No, I don't think so.

[B]

A party pooper is more of a specific. Like, they're. They're not just boring, they are actively ruining the party because they are being a shitter.

[C]

All right, well, everyone agrees then. So no points assigned. Wet sock, limp handshake, or a dull person? Is it a phrase we should bring back?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I mean, it's not. It's not a particularly striking phrase, but, like, I guess it makes. I'm not opposed to it being a thing. I wouldn't use it.

[C]

I don't think it's that exciting. I wouldn't care if it came back. But I also don't think it's like, oh, yeah, we need that.

[A]

Give him. Hit him with the old wet socks. You know.

[B]

What'S A firm handshake. Then if a soft, floppy handshake is a wet sock, what's a firm handshake?

[C]

Like a.

[B]

Like a starched thong.

[A]

Starched thong.

[C]

Quite the starched thong you have there.

[B]

Oh, crusty britches.

[C]

Maybe we'll find out. Maybe it's in here.

[A]

Wide tie.

[C]

Wide tie. Dude.

[A]

I remember laughing at how it got you.

[C]

We're gonna move on.

[A]

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[C]

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[B]

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[C]

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[B]

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[A]

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[C]

Okay, nothing happened, so I get to do this the way I was originally intending. So Mark gets to go first this time. What is happy cabbage?

[A]

That's another word for weed load.

[C]

For weed.

[A]

You got the happy cabbage. You don't want to get the sad cab. That'll mess you up. Sorry. This is so much louder than I ever thought it would be.

[B]

That's very crinkly. What you doing, bud?

[A]

I have another coin here that I bought.

[B]

Oh my God. That's the loudest fucking plastic in existence. Jesus.

[A]

Please put the plastic down.

[B]

This is officially an ASMR podcast now.

[C]

Oh, God.

[A]

I had another coin here. Cause it's. It's Aztec calendar Sun and moon coin. And I was like, hey, that may be cool. I'll flip that a few times. It'd be fun.

[C]

Actually. Made by the Aztecs.

[A]

Oh, no.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Oh, actually it's just a moon and then I think it's an Aztec calendar kind of design.

[C]

There it is.

[A]

Yeah. I haven't upgraded my phone, my camera in a while, but I shouldn't need to. It's an A7S3. Why is it.

[C]

Why is it getting.

[B]

I'm still using an A7R2. That's the one I bought from you, actually.

[C]

I think I have a Sony. Is it an AX 700 or something like camcorder?

[B]

Anyway, does. Does this. Oh yeah.

[A]

Holy shit.

[B]

Okay. I just pulled my mount off my desk. It's fine. It's just wobbly Bob.

[C]

What is happy cabbage?

[B]

Happy cabbage. Yeah. Well, that's probably a British one because theirs are always stupid. That's probably like what they call soccer balls because they call things complete nonsense. And they love football and if football is vaguely the size and shape of a cabbage. So that's probably their happy cabbage.

[C]

Go out and kick around the old happy cabbage. Yeah, Happy cabbage is a sizable amount of money to be spent on self satisfying things.

[B]

That doesn't. I mean, I guess if you win the lottery or something or like you win a. You win a sweepstakes or. That just seems like a phrase that wouldn't need to exist.

[C]

Probably why it doesn't anymore, I guess.

[A]

Yeah, I remember though cabbage could be a. Or lettuce or clams.

[C]

Isn't that.

[A]

Although I heard on a podcast, so you know it's true. Didn't they say, like clams. Was that because one. Once upon a time, the oceans were actually full of life and food and, you know, same thing, actually. Am I right? Anyway, there were so many clams that you could just go out in the river and pick them up and they're kind of used as, like, everything. Clamshells were waste or. I don't know, actually never. Shut up me. Shut up. Mark. You, man. Stop ruining the podcast.

[B]

Mark, I was really trying to come with you, but I don't think I've ever heard that.

[A]

Shut up, me.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I don't want to hear you talk again. Me.

[B]

I don't like how mean you are to Mark. Mark.

[A]

Well, maybe he deserves it. That's not fair.

[B]

I don't think he deserves it. Look how upset he is.

[A]

I'm so upset. Always faking it.

[B]

Well, you would know, Bob, it were to you.

[C]

We passed the cabbage. Now we're going on to the next one. Tell me, what is Pangwangle?

[B]

That's actually not as old as it sounds. Benedict Cumberbatch took another run at saying penguins, and all he could get to was Panguangles.

[C]

I feel like you're Gilbert Godfrey on Hollywood Squares right now with your answers. I know this one.

[B]

But, yeah, no, that's Pan Wangles was they like. Like eight hours in the booth and that was. Pan Wangles was the next best thing they could get out of Benedict Cumberbatch for the. For the nature documentary.

[C]

How bad was that Gilbert Godfrey impression, by the way?

[B]

It was pretty good. It was fine for an out of the blue, like, I've never heard you do Gilbert Gottfried before.

[C]

I've never tried. That is literally my first ever attempt at it.

[B]

Obviously recognizable, which is a success.

[C]

What was your answer again? I got so distracted by what transpired.

[B]

That's what the Penguin calls his penis in the Batman films.

[C]

Penguin calls penis. And then somehow Benedict Cumberbatch.

[B]

Yeah, Benedict Cumberbatch watches.

[A]

Mark, this one is much more simple than it may seem. It's a dance based off of a penguin's waddle and, you know, do the pang Wangle.

[C]

Would it change either of your answers if I told you pang was spelled P A N, G? Never gotta tell you. You're both wrong again. Pangwangle is to live or go along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes.

[B]

No, it's not.

[A]

Yeah. No, that's not right.

[B]

That's. That's not right. That can't be right. That's awful.

[A]

I think you should check your privilege and then check Your answers.

[C]

Fair enough. Mark, tell me what is in the ketchup?

[A]

Can you use it in a sentence?

[B]

Give me the language of origins.

[C]

I feel like if I do, I might give away the meaning.

[A]

Oh, then do it.

[C]

No.

[A]

Can I phone a friend?

[C]

Call someone about this? You can ask Bob if you'd like.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He doesn't know what it is. So what was it again?

[C]

In the ketchup?

[A]

Ah, in the ketchup.

[C]

If you have someone to phone. You know what, go for it. You can each phone someone. I don't care.

[A]

In the ketchup there was a spooky ghost.

[B]

It's not a two sentence horror story.

[A]

It's fucking. I don't know. It means being stuck or something. Because like a ketchup bodily is hard to get out sometimes. Maybe.

[C]

Okay. Being stuck or they're always hard to get out. Something.

[B]

Okay, Bob, I am pretty sure that this is what doctors on the maternity ward call it when they're delivering a baby. Like the. The phone rings in the corner and one of the nurses answers like, doctor, it's your. It's your significant other. And the doctor's like, nah, tell him I'm in the ketchup. Call him in a minute.

[C]

I'm not gonna ask you to clarify any further. I think I understand.

[B]

I think everyone understands what I'm getting at.

[C]

In the ketchup means in the red or operating at a deficit.

[B]

That's awful.

[A]

I don't think that's right, actually.

[B]

Yeah, that doesn't sound right. Do you have any more info about that? What is that from?

[C]

No, this is the website is Mental floss article is 83 Old slang phrases we should bring back, which you guys definitely shouldn't open and cheat.

[B]

They're in favor of bringing all these back. This is what they picked for phrases they miss from being in the lexicon. Yes, Well, I question that pretty deeply, but okay, next.

[C]

I think, Bob, you're first again.

[B]

Oh, good.

[C]

Flub the dub. What does it mean to flub the dub?

[B]

This is actually from White House archives. This is staff in the White House, which didn't exist at the time period I'm about to reference. Overheard Martha Washington saying before she went into the bedroom on nights when George Washington was feeling particularly frisky, it's time to go flub the dub.

[C]

Oh, God damn it.

[B]

And a little known fact, George Washington actually had people refer to him as the dub.

[A]

Yeah, because that's where George Bush got it from.

[C]

Hey, anyone that has George W. In their name should Be called the Dub.

[B]

That was a historical reference. Why he went by W. Yeah.

[A]

He's actually much smarter than people give him credit for.

[C]

So all George W's are.

[A]

They all are? Yep. Every one of them. Every last one of them.

[C]

Mark, what's your interpretation of flub the dub?

[A]

Pass.

[B]

Oh, that means. I get it.

[A]

No, to pass. Pass.

[C]

Oh, like you're passing the rock. Like you're saying, give me the ball.

[B]

No.

[C]

Or you're saying to not participate is to flub the dub.

[A]

This is dub. Yeah. It's like to pass on a victory or pass on in the death context. Or pass, as in your test. You passed it. Any of the above.

[C]

None of the above. Flub the dub means to evade one's duty. Very. Not George Washington.

[A]

Like, what is that?

[B]

Where are these coming from?

[C]

I don't know, man.

[B]

Not that I haven't been trying my best. I'm going to get the next one correct.

[C]

I have faith in you, but Mark gets the first shot at it.

[B]

That's fine. It'll give me a direction.

[C]

Mark, what is meant by the phrase a pine overcoat?

[B]

I know this one.

[C]

I know this one.

[B]

I know this one as. How is my Godfrey? Was that pretty good?

[C]

10 out of 10.

[A]

Can I call Bob now? Can I call him?

[C]

Sure.

[A]

Editors make it seem like I'm calling him.

[B]

Editors make it seem like I sent him to voicemail.

[C]

Editors, I'm sorry that we are the podcast you edit for.

[A]

Well, I've forgotten entirely what you said. What did you say?

[C]

Pine overcoat.

[A]

Pine overcoat.

[C]

Ah, Straight jacket, Bob.

[B]

And of course, that's incorrect, because a pine overcoat is a coffin. Give somebody a pine overcoat when you kill them, and then they go into a pine. Pine box. Pine coffin. That's correct. Yeah. I told you I was gonna get that one. Right?

[A]

That's good. Yeah, that actually. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

[C]

Pine overcoat. It is a coffin. Should we bring it back?

[B]

I don't hate that one. I just don't have a lot of uses for slang for coffins, but, like, you know, maybe.

[A]

I mean, if there's more duels going on, which, who knows, maybe we'll get there someday.

[B]

Could happen.

[C]

Could happen. Bob, I think you're gonna go two for two. I think you've got this one.

[B]

All right.

[C]

What is meant by the phrase a butter and eggman?

[B]

Oh, yeah, I know that. Yeah. That's why I'm so enthusiastic.

[C]

I will tell you both. This one is so oddly specific. So oddly specific. I.

[B]

This is referring to A gentleman who is of course doing the keto diet and so thusly is not eating the toast, but he is eating the butter and the egg.

[C]

Mm. Which came first, the butter or the egg?

[B]

Definitely the butter.

[C]

Okay, Mark, what is a butter and eggman?

[A]

A frilliancy, A poncy nonce. I'm right.

[C]

What is that?

[A]

It's a butter and eggman.

[C]

According to Green's Dictionary of Slang, a butter and eggman refers to a wealthy but unsophisticated small town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city.

[A]

A pon. I'm right. I think I'm right on that. I think this might be the first one I get right. I think I might actually be right about that.

[B]

How do you spell that?

[A]

P O, N, C Y, N O, N, C, E. A ponce nonce. I don't know, it just sounds like.

[C]

It should be right.

[A]

Right. That's what I was thinking of. Frilly fancy man, you know, but an idiot in a bad negative way.

[B]

A poncy is an overly fancy, pretentious or affected person. And a nonce. Wait, is a sex offender, particularly implies that they are a pedophile.

[A]

I have different definitions for it. I don't know what definitions.

[B]

That's the first one I got to. Maybe let's not.

[A]

No, I mean, that might be. I don't know what the.

[B]

Google. What are we doing?

[C]

I don't know, but I don't like this phrase anymore.

[A]

Ah.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

Yeah, that's a British slang for that. I thought. I. I thought announce was just a dumbass, but I guess, whatever.

[C]

You know, Mark, that might be for what you've said multiple times. That might be the last point you ever get, so I'll give you one. Sure. I think that's the only point I've ever gotten. I don't know if we'll see much more of you after this episode, so.

[A]

Yeah, that's all right.

[C]

You've earned the right to answer this next question first then.

[B]

Wait, can I just say I think you did earn that mark, because if you dig super, super, super, super deep, the fifth definition that I found after the other ones that we've talked about already, is that a nonce might just be a stupid or otherwise worthless person. If we go with that one, it's a. It's a fancy affected person who's worthless.

[C]

A wealthy but unsophisticated small town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city.

[B]

Unsophisticated. See? Stupid.

[C]

But we all know wealthy determines your worth.

[B]

You already gave him the point, so it doesn't really mean very much. But I'm just saying I feel good about that. I feel strong about that. That was a good one, Mark.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you.

[C]

Thank you. Mark, what is meant by the phrase cop a mouse?

[B]

I know this one. No, I do. It sounds like a bit, but I do. I know this one.

[C]

Say it again. Cop a mouse.

[A]

Say it backwards.

[B]

That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

[A]

Clearly it's to close the trap on your drug sting operation and you nail the suspect right in the middle of it.

[C]

Oh, okay. Trapping a mouse.

[A]

You're here, little mousey. Come into my trap.

[B]

Why is it Andy Samberg pretending to be Nicholas Cage.

[A]

Ask questions you don't.

[C]

Want to answer to? Bob, you know this one?

[B]

I know this one. The mouse is referring to a mouse under your eye. And if you're. If you're going to cop a mouse, they're threatening to punch you in the face.

[C]

Okay, Cop a mouse is a Victorian era phrase that means get a black eye.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Because that's the thing. When you get a black eye, you get a mouse under your eye. I honestly, I didn't think it was Victorian. I thought it was more like 40s, 50s America. Like, hey, you better shut your trap or you get a cop a mouse, eh?

[C]

Hey, copper mouse.

[A]

Hey.

[B]

See, See? Yeah, see?

[C]

Oh, he's blurred. All the different cultures together in the 50s.

[A]

Hey, you better be careful. You're going to get into his list.

[B]

Especially from Canada in the 50s. You're the copper mouse, eh? Give me a plate of poutine, eh?

[C]

What's that one mean?

[B]

I think it means the man would like a plate of french fries with gravy and cheese curds on it.

[C]

Okay, that's not slay, that's just straightforward.

[A]

Don't give him a point for that. Don't give him a point.

[B]

I don't think there's a second meaning to that. If there is, it's awful because it's something sexual and terrible. Definitely don't want to know about Bob.

[C]

What is meant by the phrase don't sell me a dog?

[B]

Funny enough phrase invented and used a lot by salespeople, especially salespeople who sold dogs. That's how they would break the ice with people come up, knock on the door or whatever, carrying their briefcase full of dogs. And the person is like, ah, we don't need any. And the guy's like, hey, don't sell me a dog. Have I got something to show you. And then he starts Pulling different puppies out of his little leather briefcase. And, yeah, it's weird, but I'm pretty sure that's it.

[C]

An icebreaker to sell dogs. Okay.

[B]

Or other stuff. But, you know, it clearly came from dog salespeople.

[A]

I am really only using 10% of my brain power 90% of the time. I'm gonna crank it up to 11. This is. Don't set me up on a blind date with some rascal.

[C]

Don't sell me a dog.

[A]

Don't sell me a dog.

[C]

It actually just means don't lie to me.

[A]

Same thing.

[C]

Judges.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

I got one eye.

[A]

He knows this one.

[C]

Bob, you agree?

[B]

I'm not a judge. I have no authority here.

[C]

You're both judges.

[B]

Don't sell me a dog.

[C]

Well played. I don't know if that counts as lying. Don't set me up with a rascal.

[A]

I have so few points, man. I got so few points. I got, like, no points.

[B]

Neither of us is getting points. I know you're so stressed about.

[C]

I was gonna say Bob' gotten one correct.

[A]

Oh, that's true. Yeah. That's all right.

[B]

Hey, I think I got two correct.

[A]

Actually, but I'm trying to sell him a dog. Shut up, man.

[C]

I'm pretty sure copper mouse is the only one you've gotten correct so far.

[B]

Didn't I also get the other one?

[C]

Oh, pine overcoat. You did get pine overcoat.

[B]

Yeah, I know all the violent ones.

[C]

Mark does look a little bit worse for you now that he got pine over.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm glad we rehashed what points were what? Would you just not write that down?

[C]

I did. It just wasn't very clearly written, so I had to rewrite it because the point was there. The writing was not Mark what is meant by the phrase fly rink.

[A]

It's someone who.

[C]

What?

[A]

Visual Studios installing.

[C]

That's oddly specific.

[A]

Oh, no, no. That wasn't my guess. That wasn't my guess.

[C]

It's someone who installs Visual Studios.

[A]

Okay, no, that's not it. I'm either getting some intense malware right now, and there's someone gonna bet the back end of my thing or. Oh, have you seen my fat pee pee?

[C]

Excuse me? Have you seen my fat pee pee? Not in a couple years, no.

[A]

All right. This is kind of advertising another YouTuber's merch. I don't know, but I want to. I want to work with them. I'm reach out eventually. You see this thing? You see that?

[B]

Is that a knife?

[A]

Oh, you know it is.

[C]

Oh, for sake.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

You could cut a grub with that one. Now, cut. A grub is a slang phrase that. I don't know what that means. Right.

[A]

Anyway. Sorry, I just thought this was cool. It's like, you know, you could fit it in that fifth pocket and it's kind of always.

[B]

That is nice.

[C]

You could have it come out of your front pocket.

[A]

Yeah. Well, anyway, that was tying into my guess. So my guess is actually it's when you're. You're ice skating and you try to pull a move that's way above your pay grade, your fly falls open, your dick flops out, you got a fly ring situation.

[C]

Interesting combo.

[A]

You can just give me the point. You can just give it to me. Yeah, you like, it's over.

[C]

I might. I might. But I'm gonna give Bob a chance here first.

[B]

All right. No, this one actually comes from. As a car guy. I know this one actually, this comes from Old cars were real simple. And, you know, the old Ford Flat 6 used to have just one belt on the front for the accessory drive. And this is actually kind of an onomatopoeia because when the belt would flip off, the Ford, it would kind of just flip off. It would break the fan and cosmic. And it would. It sounded. When it happened, it would go fly rink. And so fly rink turned into kind of saying for like, ah, you. Everything. Up, up. You know, that's a real fly rink.

[C]

Good guesses, boys. I'm slightly offended that you guys don't know this one, being as I'm right here in front of you, but a fly rink is a bald head.

[A]

It's a bald head.

[C]

Flies just skate around. Does that happen all the time, man? Sometimes they'll come as a couple and they'll be holding little proboscises while they skate around my head.

[A]

Proboscises.

[C]

Proboscises. Proboscises.

[A]

Proboscis.

[C]

Probasco sauce.

[A]

Probascus.

[B]

I really liked when he made chicken in a biscuit. That was funny.

[A]

Probascus.

[C]

All right, I got a couple more here I'm going to do. We've gotten through like 10 out of, like, 80 of these, which is good. It means I can come back to this.

[A]

Of course. Yeah.

[C]

In the meantime, though, I want you to tell me what is. Bob, I think you're first this time. What is a nose bagger?

[B]

It's actually a term for a thing that most normies aren't aware of. But this is. This is kind of an Industrial Revolution era thing. The wealthy people during the Industrial Revolution actually have a person on their staff at their House and maybe at work, they went to work a lot. Whose entire job was to capture mucus and stuff that came out of their nose and mouth. It would nose bag them because they actually then they would send that off to the doctor. And the doctor, it was believed if you made a tincture. Tincture with your own mucus, that that would have healing properties and also might be an aphrodisiac. And so rich people, people would have nose baggers capture all their gunk and then drink it later on in a bottle of Dr. Juice.

[C]

Sounds delicious. Mark, what's your guess?

[A]

I don't want to guess anymore.

[C]

That's too bad.

[A]

All right, so that's easy.

[C]

Man, you really just flipped there.

[A]

Yeah, she rolled really high in your grizzly right there.

[C]

Hell yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Nose bagger is this is just someone doing cocaine.

[B]

Is that all it is?

[C]

You're gonna laugh. A nosebagger is someone who takes a day trip to the beach, who brings his own provisions and doesn't contribute at all to the resort he's visiting.

[B]

What a dick.

[C]

Bob, I'm gonna give you a bonus point.

[B]

I'm glad we have a word for that.

[C]

A segue. Because the next one that Mark gets to go first on is Mark. What does the butt meant by the phrase not up to dick?

[B]

Not. Wait, what?

[C]

Not up to dick?

[B]

Not up the dick is not the phrase.

[C]

Not up the dick is not the phrase. Not up to dick.

[B]

Not up the dick. I know what that means.

[C]

Yeah, I know. Not up to dick. I'll give you a hint. It is not referring to your height. Thank you. Not you specifically, but okay.

[A]

Okay. All right, man. Cool. You didn't have to give me a hint. You didn't have to.

[B]

That was a mean hint.

[C]

I know what you look at when you hang out with Bob and I, so I just didn't want you to think in that. All right, man, you're up to dick to me.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you're way up to dick, Mark. You're past dick. Guys, you can stop anytime or just be nice.

[C]

Hey, you can pat me on the fly rink for luck.

[A]

Anyway, I don't know why everything I'm saying is cop based, but it's someone that wanted to be a detective but just couldn't make the cut. They were not up to dick.

[C]

That's a. Hey. Yeah, I'd rather you be cop based than us going to Russia every time. So at least we're in the US this time. Bob, what is not up to dick?

[B]

Funny enough, this is actually another White House one But it's much more modern. This comes from the George W. Bush White House. Famously, his vice president was Dick Cheney. And any given day, coming out of the Oval Office, you could hear old W whalin, oh, that's not up to Dick. That's not up to Dick. I'm the president. That's not up to Dick. And that became like a saying where it was like, yeah, sure, buddy. Sure. You're in charge.

[C]

Sure, I'm a fine Dick and I'm.

[B]

Gonna tell him, yeah, that's the old W. Actually, that's the new W. The old W's.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

If something or someone was not up to dick, it was not healthy.

[B]

I don't get that one.

[A]

I don't get it. Yeah. What arrow was that made?

[C]

I don't have more info on that one.

[A]

Okay. All right. Did you just type into chatgpt, come up with some random slang and make.

[C]

It seem like it's real? I did not.

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[C]

I think you're first this time. What is meant by the phrase or words? Sauce box.

[B]

We all know what that means. It's from. It's from that pickup line in the club. You walk up to the ladies and you just go, hey, guys, swimmer out in your sauce box and either works or it doesn't. But, man, when it works, man, I.

[A]

Know it's gonna be put in the wheel.

[C]

This episode, most times censored.

[B]

Wait, does that not get to go in? Did that not. Was that bad?

[A]

Wait, no, no, that's fine. That's.

[B]

This is.

[A]

Yeah, baby. Can I swim in your sauce box?

[C]

Baby, I got my French fry. Can you show me your sauce box?

[A]

Yeah, I'm into ketchup or whatever the other one was.

[C]

Mark, what is a sauce box?

[A]

I'm guessing this is the. When you're going up in the drive through, you're talking to the box. The actual speaker box.

[C]

The old timey drive through.

[A]

Yeah, that's the sauce box. Well, how they had drive throughs in the old times.

[C]

I remember when the Flintstones went to McDonald's.

[A]

Are these from the Flintstone era slang?

[C]

I don't know. I don't have much information on this one, if I'm being honest with you. You could be right. However, your mouth is your sauce box.

[B]

That's pretty close to what I was getting at.

[A]

So Bob got it. Yeah, Bob Guy.

[B]

Yeah, I was pretty close.

[C]

Yeah, sure, man. I'll give you the point. Swimming your sauce box.

[A]

I guess that's slightly, you know, it could just be making out, you know, or other things.

[C]

Swim around in your sauce box. I mean your mouth.

[B]

That's the beauty of saucebox. It means whatever the listener thinks it means, because it could be lots of stuff.

[A]

It's when you go up to a girl, you're like, can I swim your saucebox? Oh, don't worry. I mean your mouth. And then it's all good. Then it's all good. They're like, oh, sure.

[B]

You have to. You have to yell. Whisper it. Just like that, though. It's just very reassuring. If you could do a Gilbert Gottfried, it's most effective as Gilbert Gottfried.

[C]

I just keep hearing the. I know this one, like, on repeat. You guys have all seen the episode where he's like, said, you fool, like, a hundred times, where, like, just nobody could get the answer. He was the last square in Hollywood Square, and everyone kept having to go to him and they would get it wrong. So, like, you fool, it's so good. It's like five or six minutes worth your time.

[A]

Don't recall that one, Mark, to you.

[C]

I think we'll do two more than we'll call it.

[A]

Oh, man, my ego is not thriving on this episode.

[C]

Oh, okay. Maybe this will be the last one. I kind of like this one. I'll even make this simple. There are four different answers you guys could give that would be correct for this. What is a pretzel bender?

[A]

It's the fifth element. You know, you got your water bender, your airbender, your earthbender, your fire bender.

[C]

Then you got your pretzel bender. There's this big battle of, like, fire and water, and then you got A guy holding dough going, not with his hands, stupid. With.

[B]

Yeah, it's still. It's still bending. It's impressive.

[A]

Yeah, the salt comes in.

[B]

There's a lot of elements to it. Pretzels are kind of. Pretzels involve boiling water and lye.

[A]

I think it's actually what. That's. What the avatar really is, is the pretzel bender bringing all of it together.

[C]

You know, even if the pretzel was fully baked, it was a pretzel stick. And the pretzel bender had to physically touch it and just bent it into, like, the classical pretzel shape but without breaking it.

[A]

Like, he could take. He could take hard pretzels and bend them. Them. It's crazy.

[B]

And he could take hard, little twisted ones and straighten them out.

[A]

Honestly, if someone did come up to me with, like, a thick, like, stick pretzel and they just went, watch, I. That would blow my mind more than almost any other magic trick I could possibly witness. That would ruin my perception of reality. I don't think I'd be okay after that.

[C]

That would be pretty wild. Bob, what is a pretzel bender?

[B]

This is actually really cute. I'm thinking. I'm thinking this is really cute.

[A]

Cute.

[B]

It's cutesy. Comes from Germany, because in America, we would just call this a fender bender. But Germans love them pretzels. And so they. You know, if you can't get your hands on a shiny chrome bumper for your car, you. Maybe you just cook a big pretzel and you just have that on there. And then if you get in a little accident when you're driving around here, oops, that's a sign. Pretzel bend down. Oh, nice.

[A]

Oh, nine.

[C]

A pretzel bender.

[B]

They have a pretzel bender caused thought. No, I can't remember the word for. Yeah, well, you know what I'm getting at. It's German. They call pretzels pretzels.

[C]

I'm pretty sure comes right out of their sauce box.

[B]

Is a hell of a trick. Oh, you mean mouth.

[C]

I think I gotta give the point to Mark on this one.

[A]

Oh, you don't have to.

[C]

Pretzel bender can mean a player of the French horn, a wrestler, obviously a heavy drinker, or a peculiar person. And let me tell you, that's pretty peculiar.

[A]

It was a wide target. Just barely clipped it. I think I made it, though. And they said I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Look at me. Now.

[C]

We're gonna do one final one, because I want. I just want to do this One. Bob, you're first. What is meant by the phrase hump the swag?

[B]

Hump the swag. I don't want to get censored again, man. I just. Give me a sec. Hang on.

[C]

Oh, no. Come on, go for it.

[B]

No, this is. Yeah, this is a slang term coined by people who are on the the professional convention term tour. It's not the people who are attending the convention. It's like the people who run them. They set the booths up and you know that sort of. They're like carnies, but for conventions, when they see someone who's just really loading up on the swag because there's always like gift bags and stuff. This guy looks. Hump the swag. Yeah, I knew. I knew he was gonna do that.

[C]

Okay, Mark, Hump the swag.

[A]

No, man. What do you expect me to know? His was the good answer. His was the good answer.

[B]

What else could it mean?

[A]

What else could it possibly mean?

[C]

There's other options out there. I can tell you.

[A]

I'm going to look at Ryobi. I don't want to play anymore. I'm looking at Ryobi tools. I'm going to my comfort place. Let me go to look at Ryobi. What do they got? What do you got? That's new? I don't want to be here anymore.

[B]

Do you ever get one of those Ryobi folding workbench dolly things, Mark? Those are out there now.

[A]

Oh, I really want to.

[B]

It's so cool.

[A]

I like that. But I haven't got one.

[C]

I don't know, Mark, if you're not going to give me an answer, you clearly can't win the locked in point.

[A]

No, I'm doing humping the swag right now. I'm avoiding a situation and going to my favor. Consumerist hobby.

[B]

Thank you, Ryobi.

[C]

Pumping the swag means to carry your luggage on your back.

[B]

Yeah, that actually kind of makes sense. What bonus star are we adding to.

[A]

The bonus stars I like the most censored. The most censored.

[C]

You know, that kind of favors, Bob, but I also like it. So, yeah, sure. Let's go for it. All right.

[B]

The most censored. This episode is officially added. How many are we doing?

[C]

3.

[A]

Oh, this is my chance.

[B]

You guys ready?

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Let's do it.

[B]

One. Oh, no. Yes, yes, yes.

[A]

Ate the most.

[B]

How many cough drops? How many. How many more cough drops do I have to eat to catch up to that?

[A]

It's a very large bowl. It's a very large.

[B]

I have a family sized bag. I Just opened.

[A]

I don't know if that even. That would be enough to.

[C]

But.

[A]

Oh, God, please.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

I cannot believe.

[B]

I can't believe that fucking came up. That's ridiculous.

[C]

He was preparing for this from the intro.

[A]

I love this wheel. I love this wheel. Loves me.

[B]

All right, all right, all right. We spin it again. Oh, well, you're going to have to. That one's going to have to be reserved.

[A]

That's gotta be me.

[B]

It's gotta be. Unless you know how many points we have weighed. If you do, you just silently add that. But otherwise, I think maybe you're gonna have to hold on to that until you start tallying up here. Third spin, baby.

[C]

Oh, got the biggest laugh.

[B]

This one might be kind of tied to. Was censored the most if I'm.

[A]

I think this one goes to Bob. Sad to say I had some jokes, but I don't think I had as good ones.

[B]

You had some good. I honestly, I don't think I was definitively funnier than you had. Some very funny stuff this time.

[C]

Let me go through the points. Bob, you got points for ever fall down the stairs. Rin Near Fall. Pine Overcoat. No, it's not. Don't remember what that's for, but.

[B]

Wait, what?

[C]

Coppa Mouse. Bad joke. What a dick.

[A]

Saucebox.

[C]

Oh, you meant mouth. You got two points for that because you got one for the funny and biggest laugh. All right, Mark, you got points for We Are Rich cnc. Shut up. Mark Ryobi, Ponce Nonce. What Visual Studio. That was pretty funny when that happened.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Ate the most on stream. And then you also got the point for being a loser, which brought you to nine points. Bob finished with 11.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Which means if that last spin hadn't been biggest laugh, if it had gone to Mark somehow, it would have been a tie.

[B]

It would have been a tie if.

[A]

I'd only been that much funnier. God.

[C]

You were down by three and the wheel got you back within one until that final spin.

[A]

Oh, so close.

[B]

The wheel is really quite the development in technology for us. I love this.

[C]

The odds of it also hitting three whenever I was doing so I was trying to do a D3 and it wasn't working. It was giving me a D4. So it was like 4. 4. It's like, that's not a D3. I finally got to the D3 thing to work, and then it ended up being 3 and I was like, well, that's going to be crazy if that helps, Mark, because I knew he was behind a little bit but man. Mark, dude, you want to deliver your loser speech?

[A]

Thank you for this lovely opportunity to protect participate. Even though I lost, I declare all of this illegal. And if you don't believe me, I will beat you until you're unconscious. That's what justice is all about. And that's what I'm gonna do. But as the loser, I have to accept fairness for what it is. And I will win next time.

[C]

Bob, winners speech.

[B]

Oh sure. Just think how many points I could add this episode if everything I said was allowed to be aired publicly. I mean, I pretty much killed it today. I feel pretty strong about my performance. I really went out there, gave 110% and you know, we played as a team and you really got to just do one play at a time, you know. And when we were down in the fourth quarter, I never panicked because I trusted the guys around me on the field. And just like I knew we would, we did what we had to do, went out there and gave 100, 110%, you know. Anyway, I win. Congratulations to me. I. I host the next one.

[A]

Yay.

[C]

You do great work competitors. I hope you all enjoyed listeners and watchers. I hope you enjoyed as well. If you haven't already, go follow Market markiplier Bob @MYSKIRM I'm Manion 77 or 1 7. Let's end this train wreck before it gets worse. Pod pre cast out.

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Yeah right bud.

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