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Michael K
You know what?
Rosenberg
Maybe they can go pee on each other. That'd be great.
Caller Rob
There's a lot of women out there
Don Hahn
that want you, Alan and Rosenberg.
Alan Hahn
Give me the porn. For God's sake.
Rosenberg
This isn't North Dakota. This is New York.
Don Hahn
This is Don, Han and Rosenberg.
Caller Rob
The best threesome I've ever heard on
Don Hahn
ESPN New York and streaming live on YouTube.
Rosenberg
3 o' clock in the big city. Don Hahn and Rosenberg till 6:30, then it's Rangers Leafs here on ESPN. New York had a big game last night at the Garden to break down Michael K. He's either calling our bluff or something. But he is still in the studio. I offered him four hours in exchange for his name being on the show for today. I didn't feel that it was my place to give him that without your consent.
Don Hahn
Wow.
Rosenberg
So I said no. But he claims that if we call it the Michael k show till 6:30, he'll stay the entire show.
Alan Hahn
We want an extended case show.
Michael K
But. But then Don also said something very interesting. He said, the one who does not want you here is Peter.
Rosenberg
You asked me.
Michael K
Yeah, he said. I said, of the three of them, I think Peter probably doesn't want me around. And I said, it's true.
Rosenberg
I said it's true.
Alan Hahn
You don't believe that. You know, it's Alan.
Rosenberg
You're.
Alan Hahn
You're trying to be the.
Michael K
No, I think Alan really likes me. I think.
Alan Hahn
It's not about that. But I think Alan has greater sensitivities to the new version of the show
Don Hahn
versus the old version. No, none. He. I have zero sensitivities. In fact, if Michael wants to say, I will see myself out, like, I win, I win.
Alan Hahn
My point is proven.
Rosenberg
So no name change. So how long do we get you for?
Michael K
Two minutes? Three minutes?
Alan Hahn
All right, I'll work with two or three minutes. Sure, why not?
Michael K
What do you need?
Don Hahn
You usually do.
Alan Hahn
Hey, Rick. So go ahead.
Rosenberg
No, you said so. Yeah, so. Means there's something.
Don Hahn
But I realized that you. You kept Michael here for two or three minutes, so you're not keeping him here for me to start talking for two to three minutes.
Rosenberg
No, I made. He could be the audience.
Michael K
Yeah.
Rosenberg
I made him. No, there was no promises made. No stick around.
Don Hahn
Okay.
Michael K
You know the worst part about doing a show alone? You don't know if you're funny. Well, it's hard to be funny alone, but very.
Alan Hahn
Listen, it's not.
Rich Eisen
It's not.
Rosenberg
It's not good. I have no laugh track.
Don Hahn
Yeah.
Michael K
You need somebody, you need a control
Don Hahn
room to just like open up the key and laugh in your ears.
Rosenberg
Ray.
Michael K
Ray's not a laugher.
Rosenberg
No, that's what I'm saying. I've known Ray for 25 years. If he's laughing, then you.
Don Hahn
Then your joke was funny. Right.
Rosenberg
But you've probably told some funny jokes and he didn't crack a smile. And then you've got assortment of board ops. Right. It could be anybody, any time.
Rich Eisen
Right.
Michael K
Anybody off the street, they pull.
Rosenberg
So
Alan Hahn
I like that 60s laugh.
Don Hahn
Would that help? Right. If you had that. As you would telling Joe.
Michael K
Yeah, that would be good. Yeah.
Don Hahn
You alone. Cuz like, that's why like the studio audience is so important.
Michael K
Yeah.
Don Hahn
When you're doing like a sitcom.
Michael K
Right. You gotta respond live and there's no audience there.
Don Hahn
Oh, no, you can't. No. People have to react.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Michael K
And he was gonna keep the teeth cracked or is he gonna get caps?
Rosenberg
Oh, no, I think he'll get him fit.
Alan Hahn
He's running with the brand right now though.
Michael K
Right now I think he's like.
Rosenberg
I don't know if he's made a conscious decision or just like literally hasn't had the time.
Michael K
Have you seen Tate McCray around the.
Rosenberg
She was at one of New America. I called, but we did not see her. No.
Don Hahn
You have to get her on the broadcast. You know that's coming.
Rosenberg
Yeah, I think Rachel saw her.
Don Hahn
Yeah.
Rosenberg
Because she was down by the ice and so I. I did not see. She.
Don Hahn
Her. Her brother's. Her brother plays in college hockey. Played against Zach's team and we were trying to.
Alan Hahn
She's a hockey girl.
Rosenberg
She's from Calories.
Don Hahn
She's from Calgary.
Alan Hahn
She's from Calgary, Yeah. The home of Don't.
Don Hahn
There's one incredible album cover of her and it's just goalie pads.
Alan Hahn
Is that true?
Rosenberg
Just goalie.
Michael K
Yeah, Big goalie pads.
Don Hahn
Just up to her knees, really. And she's standing.
Michael K
Wow.
Don Hahn
Everybody's googling right now.
Alan Hahn
Goalie pads.
Michael K
So I'm a big McCray fan.
Alan Hahn
Well, true.
Don Hahn
Big McCrackey, actually. Her music's not terrible, but they were trying to get her on the air There too. They were on Nesson. They were trying to get her to. To come do a broadcast, but she was in a suite. Just staying.
Rosenberg
Yeah, that's kind of what it was. Where.
Don Hahn
Yeah, she's.
Michael K
But I mean, the chance to meet
Rosenberg
you and Paul the other night. Paul Skeens was there.
Don Hahn
Oh, boy.
Rosenberg
I was before train spring training started.
Michael K
Get Libby Dunn on.
Rosenberg
Well, they were both there, but they didn't want to be seen, you know, to be shown.
Michael K
Interesting. I don't like that because I don't
Rosenberg
think they want to. They just want to just live their lives, man. As Aaron Rodgers said, she didn't sign up for this.
Michael K
Yeah, but you guys made great points yesterday. Yes, I was listening. You know, you marry Aaron Rodgers. What do you think you're signing up for? Anonymity?
Alan Hahn
Yeah. She thought no one would ever be curious about who she was.
Rosenberg
And if she told, she said to
Don Hahn
him, I'll date you only on the condition that no one knows about it and it's complete secret.
Rosenberg
Right. And he said, I'm sure she said lie, because he has to know that that was gonna be a thing. They were gonna follow him around. They were gonna. And he's not doing any favors by keeping it a secret. Not saying he asked that as a press conference, but if he had just said, this is my wife.
Michael K
Right.
Rosenberg
There'd be less curiosity. But now there's even more curiosity because nobody has seen her. Now this question. Is he making her up? Well. And so now they're hungry for even more.
Alan Hahn
TMZ will find him and he goes, it's bizarre. It's bizarre that people even care.
Don Hahn
Do you think it's real?
Alan Hahn
Okay, buddy. Well, both.
Rosenberg
It is bizarre that people care. Not bizarre, but you know it's not.
Alan Hahn
But you know, life already care. You've been famous for now. Aaron Rodgers has been famous for 24 years. Almost as long as he was not famous. No more. More than he was not famous. You also were with Danica Patrick, Olivia Munn. You know, this is the life changing.
Michael K
Woodley.
Alan Hahn
Shailene Woodley.
Rosenberg
That's right.
Alan Hahn
Three of them.
Don Hahn
Celebrities.
Alan Hahn
Celebrities.
Don Hahn
Stop.
Alan Hahn
Just don't. It's fine. I get it.
Don Hahn
Just say hey.
Alan Hahn
I'd like people to respect my privacy. Sure, no problem. Don't pretend like all of a sudden you're backing out.
Michael K
Right?
Alan Hahn
And now no one should care.
Rosenberg
And if he told her, no, don't worry about it. It'll be fine. And you're lying to her. That's not right.
Alan Hahn
You didn't choose to do a weekly with A columnist in Green Bay. You go on the Pat McAfee show on T. You know what I'm saying? He's not hiding in the forest. He did for three days, and guess what? Made the biggest deal about it of all time.
Michael K
Yeah, I'm a big McAfee fan now.
Alan Hahn
Got a lot of feedback yesterday, including. I gotta tell you, McAfee's grown on you.
Michael K
Oh, my God. I mean, the guy's got the formula. Everybody in the world goes on a show.
Alan Hahn
Oh, so you mean you're impressed by him?
Michael K
I'm very impressed. He's wealthy. That's impressive.
Alan Hahn
Money loves money. Now, I got. I got a lot of.
Don Hahn
So what you need to do.
Rosenberg
Because money finds money likes money.
Alan Hahn
Yeah.
Don Hahn
It's his show.
Michael K
Right.
Don Hahn
But he has a laugh track all around him, doesn't he?
Michael K
He has people, never alone. Yeah.
Don Hahn
He's got, like, seven people on the show.
Michael K
Yeah.
Don Hahn
And then they have guests on almost every segment.
Michael K
Yeah, it's a great show.
Alan Hahn
You've got the guest. Every segment part down. Now you need. Now you need the laugh track level
Michael K
of guests that he gets.
Alan Hahn
Well, no, he gets everybody. It's crazy.
Michael K
I get no one now.
Alan Hahn
But I did get some feedback yesterday. I wouldn't say that's true, but, yeah, we got a lot of money back yesterday. And I finished my point.
Michael K
Why are we getting so truculent? I don't know.
Alan Hahn
Because everyone. I tried three times now, and now we're bringing up Mike Lupica. What? I have a payoff here. We got a lot of traction yesterday when we did our top. We were counting down top five nozzles in sports, including no less than the great Yankee producer Troy Benjamin, who sent me a text to weigh in as well. I don't know if you want me to say the specific. Let me see if he'd be comfortable with the names that suggest.
Michael K
I think he's producing the game right now, where the losing.
Alan Hahn
No, you were one of the names. I'm just kidding. He did not send your name, but we were having the conversation. Oh. I don't think he'd care about me releasing either of these.
Michael K
Okay.
Alan Hahn
These were just his suggestions. He threw Tim Tebow into the mix, and he threw Draymond Green into the mix. Two very different kind, if you're depending on how you define nozzle. Very different. Tebow. It would be the, oh, you know, I'm just running with a tight shirt on in the rain kind of nozzle. Sorry, it was no shirt.
Michael K
Yeah.
Rosenberg
No shirt.
Alan Hahn
Whereas Draymond, of course, his Nozzle is, you know, it's almost its own cat. Draymond. Nozzle bonds.
Michael K
Almost a whole different level of nozzle with Aaron.
Alan Hahn
That's what I'm saying.
Michael K
Nobody gets to that level.
Alan Hahn
Can you think of anyone that you could put in that he's really.
Michael K
It's verified every college football coach.
Rosenberg
Everyone. It's them.
Michael K
And Roger Lane. Kiffin's an awesome.
Alan Hahn
Oh, come on.
Don Hahn
They are college basketball coaches, too.
Alan Hahn
They're in there.
Don Hahn
Cla coach. And what he did with the student newspaper guy, you know.
Alan Hahn
Oh, that was a bad one. Did you go off on that one? Yeah, that one.
Don Hahn
Come on.
Alan Hahn
But, yeah, it's hard.
Rosenberg
That's being a bully. Not just a nozzle.
Don Hahn
Yeah, but the kid a bully.
Alan Hahn
Nozzle.
Don Hahn
The kid won that one.
Rosenberg
The rare bully nozzle the kid.
Michael K
I don't know if, you know, this kid left school.
Rosenberg
No.
Alan Hahn
Really?
Michael K
Yeah. They don't even know where he is.
Alan Hahn
Are you being serious or not?
Michael K
He left school.
Don Hahn
Get out of here.
Alan Hahn
He went too far.
Michael K
He went to Route. What is it? Route 1.
Rosenberg
Route 5.
Michael K
Heading to Mexico. Nobody knows where he is.
Alan Hahn
That's not true.
Rosenberg
The first sentence he had me. I know.
Alan Hahn
He left school, and then he kept going.
Rosenberg
He just took it too far. They can'.
Alan Hahn
Well, listen, I think that I would. He's been workshopping stuff like this with Just Ray. Listen.
Michael K
And Ray doesn't.
Rosenberg
He's really excited.
Michael K
Yeah.
Alan Hahn
So he's excited to have someone here.
Don Hahn
The fact you said with Just Ray
Rosenberg
listening, k in studio with us around him is almost like holding a press conference for a coach.
Michael K
Yeah.
Alan Hahn
Michael, does anything I bring that up
Michael K
about, you know, I defended the men's hockey team and I brought you up. You know, people are saying, well, how could they have let the president say that about. You're gonna correct the president. You shouldn't say that, Mr. President.
Alan Hahn
How about this, Michael?
Michael K
They were totally innocent.
Alan Hahn
Michael, how about this? I have a lot of things I could say about that event. I am with you on that. That was to hold.
Michael K
How do you blame the guys in the moment?
Alan Hahn
On a speakerphone.
Michael K
And Also, they're like 15 beers in. They're all tanked up.
Alan Hahn
It's very tough.
Michael K
And President Trump says something, and rather
Alan Hahn
than laugh, they go, excuse me, you know what? Not the pilot player.
Rich Eisen
That's wrong.
Don Hahn
Wait a minute.
Alan Hahn
They had opportunities afterwards if they wanted to say anything, but in that moment,
Don Hahn
took it too far.
Michael K
And I think everything right after that, they. They. I think there's a genuine affection towards him. SNL was tremendous.
Rosenberg
That was very Good.
Alan Hahn
Wait, I missed the snl.
Michael K
So what was.
Alan Hahn
What did perfect?
Michael K
The two Huggis brothers. And then they had two people from the women's team. Two women from the women's team.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Alan Hahn
During news.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Don Hahn
First the brothers came out, right.
Rosenberg
And. Yeah.
Don Hahn
And they were. They were with the. The guy who's hosting, who's from the. The show. The show. The. What's it called
Michael K
now? Refused to watch.
Don Hahn
They came out.
Alan Hahn
Grow up, Mike.
Don Hahn
And they're side by side talking more
Rosenberg
hockey than the other thing.
Don Hahn
Yeah.
Alan Hahn
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Michael K
You're right. You know what?
Don Hahn
It's all hockey because he hates hockey.
Alan Hahn
He has no interest in a hockey show.
Don Hahn
And I just wanted to get that out there. And then. Then came out the. The. The women's players.
Alan Hahn
Okay.
Don Hahn
And of course, the crowd went crazy, and the. The guys, you know, made fun of themselves throughout the whole thing. So it was perfect. It was what you needed to do.
Alan Hahn
I got a night in Keller, but
Don Hahn
they made it in Hillary Knight, right?
Alan Hahn
Yeah, they made it for the start of the show.
Michael K
Yeah.
Alan Hahn
That's a speedy plane.
Don Hahn
That is.
Rosenberg
Well, we were just. The plane I was on, See, I. Because I got home about maybe 30 minutes earlier, so I didn't think he was, you know, he would have been
Alan Hahn
able to make it.
Michael K
Did Huggus know your name?
Rosenberg
Yeah, we talk all the time.
Michael K
Hey, Don, how you doing? Yeah, back of your belly. He says no, back of your belly.
Alan Hahn
You want to know if Jack Hughes has said to Don, how's the back of your belly for a sleigh ride?
Michael K
Just wondering. Their relationship that close?
Rosenberg
But to get back to the point about his teeth, I don't think he's doing it to be that guy. I literally don't think he's had the time to go ahead.
Michael K
It doesn't take that long.
Rosenberg
But he has had no time. It was because that was Sunday. Right. We played Wednesday. So they went and they partied in Miami. They gets back, has the game. We had a game Wednesday, Thursday in Pittsburgh and then went from Pittsburgh to St. Louis. So I guess he could have done it. But in all that time, where was he? McAfee flew him to Indianapolis to be at the combine on McAfee.
Michael K
Right.
Rosenberg
And then you're right after the game against St. Louis, back to New York.
Michael K
USNL can't call a dentist to say Huggus needs teeth, but I don't think
Rosenberg
he was in that kind of a hurry.
Don Hahn
Plus, he's playing right now in season, right? Yeah, it's going to probably. He can get hit again Any. At any time. That's.
Alan Hahn
No, that's playing.
Don Hahn
This is something.
Michael K
He could keep it out. Whoa.
Don Hahn
I mean, a cap is easy, but I'm talking about, like, to fix it. Fix it. He'll do that in the off season, right?
Michael K
How can you fix it? Fix it?
Alan Hahn
Replace cap? Well, yeah, you'll put on a whole
Don Hahn
thing, but he can have like something that just goes over it.
Rosenberg
Why?
Alan Hahn
Yeah.
Rosenberg
Why not wait till the season is over? Because it is part of the charm.
Michael K
Extraordinary pain, though, when you crack a tooth every time you breathe.
Don Hahn
Well, it depends on how much of the nerve is exposed.
Michael K
Probably all of it, right?
Rosenberg
Well, maybe none of it. I don't.
Alan Hahn
I don't know.
Don Hahn
It was like the bottom piece.
Rosenberg
You ever.
Don Hahn
You ever crack a tooth or anything?
Michael K
They ever do that? I do. Nothing physical.
Don Hahn
Nothing.
Michael K
Nothing.
Don Hahn
Lucky you. You don't have to feel that pain. There's other pain we feel, but no,
Alan Hahn
I'm sure the one that, the version that he has right now, he's not in pain or he would be getting it done.
Michael K
Yeah, but he had to have pain when he did it. And still.
Alan Hahn
Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, he's a man.
Rosenberg
He was a hockey player still.
Michael K
I mean, that's extraordinary pain.
Alan Hahn
Yeah, but these are hockey players. They would do it.
Don Hahn
They'd.
Alan Hahn
They'd saw off their thumb and finish the game.
Michael K
So they don't do load management. No, no, no, no. Interesting.
Rosenberg
See what you did there, though, and the other thing that we were talking about, the celebration after they won, Rogers was on your side. Was not happy that Patel was in there.
Alan Hahn
I saw that. I'm a big Rogers guy, always have. And you saw. And McAfee and the guys kind of like tried to skate past. Could tell Rogers wanted to stay there for a minute on the side.
Don Hahn
Oh, he did.
Alan Hahn
Oh, yeah. You could tell. He was like, no, no, no, I want to talk more about gas. And then they're like. Then you have a lot of gruff sounds and then moved on.
Michael K
I heard, you know, I consume everything. Our president didn't like that.
Alan Hahn
I read that.
Michael K
Yeah, he didn't see.
Don Hahn
Is that.
Alan Hahn
Is that proof?
Michael K
Is there something that was leaked out? He's told his staff he did not like that. He should not have been there in that situation, boozing it up.
Alan Hahn
I think. I think politics aside, Trump agree with you. Well, Trump's not the kind of guy who would like to see someone acting in a way that's like childish, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're a 50 year old man and you're like chugging beers. That's not Trump's way. I've never seen you. I've seen Trump in a lot of situations. I've never seen him, like, fist pumping and celebrating with booze.
Michael K
He doesn't even drink. I believe it's President Trump. Sounds all last.
Alan Hahn
What did I say? Trump?
Michael K
No, it's President Trump. I think sometimes with President Trump, baby. Would you say Obama? No, you say President Obama.
Don Hahn
Definitely said Obama.
Michael K
Would you say Bush? I'm definitely President.
Rosenberg
Well, it depends on what we're talking about now.
Alan Hahn
I see he see. But that's why he's the great. Because you didn't know when he started. You thought the rib was just on me for saying Trump. He had a plan.
Rosenberg
He knew he was going to get to Bush.
Don Hahn
He was going to get to Bush.
Rich Eisen
He's always.
Alan Hahn
That's always the plan.
Don Hahn
I think that's always the plan. Michael finds a way.
Alan Hahn
I just want to talk about Nolan Richardson, Razorbacks.
Michael K
Would you say Clinton? No.
Alan Hahn
You took president every time.
Rosenberg
As the great Greg Buttle used to say, if you're not. If you're not thinking about President Bush, then your mind's wandering.
Alan Hahn
That's exactly right. So you found a way there, Michael. Good job.
Michael K
Thank you. My work is done.
Alan Hahn
Yeah, you got to go on a high.
Rosenberg
We have a show to do.
Don Hahn
That was a good bullpen session.
Michael K
I heard the beginning of your show yesterday.
Don Hahn
Yeah.
Michael K
About, you know, weather. So I think this. This is somewhat preferable.
Don Hahn
You know, I kind of felt like
Rosenberg
the weather program director. We're fine.
Michael K
Well, we don't really have one. He' in Disney.
Alan Hahn
Oh, yeah.
Michael K
He's a rumor.
Rosenberg
Yeah. If he were to disappear, if the
Michael K
first place you look is not damn family or Mickey. He take Mickey?
Don Hahn
Oh, yeah.
Alan Hahn
That's a great question for Dwayne.
Don Hahn
Have you ever had more guilt of taking vacation from somebody who takes nothing but vacation?
Alan Hahn
Well, he takes the big vacation, though, like, constant.
Michael K
Like, he gives you guilt when you take days off.
Don Hahn
You know, anytime. It's like, you know, I need to.
Rosenberg
It's not easy. He'll give it to you.
Alan Hahn
No, I hate to do this. I hate to do this.
Don Hahn
Don't.
Alan Hahn
I'm pushing back. I think John has been the most accommodating of all the program directors for you. Well, you're. But you guys, respectfully, the two of you are gone a lot. Otherwise, I. I'm either gone or I'm here. You guys have the, you know, the sports stuff. So maybe it gets more complicated with me when I say, hey, I'M planning this time. He goes, hey, as long as you have the days. See you later. I'll see you when you get back. I'm just telling you how he's been with me.
Rosenberg
Oh, well, he'll give it to you.
Alan Hahn
He makes you feel bad.
Rosenberg
Yes.
Don Hahn
Oh, guilty.
Michael K
I don't get that from him.
Don Hahn
Yeah, I really.
Alan Hahn
I would say I have other people that I'd put ahead of him in the guilt department.
Don Hahn
I think you're right. We now know the hierarchy at the station. We've always.
Rosenberg
What it is, is that you and I are the people that would be affected by him doing that. These guys are black hearts. They don't care.
Michael K
They're being affected by him doing it.
Rosenberg
If John laid a guilt trip on me and Alan, there's the possibility we might take it back.
Michael K
No, I wouldn't care.
Rosenberg
You're gonna ignore it? Peter's gonna ignore it. Why? About. They know it's not going to work.
Michael K
I can take out my contract.
Alan Hahn
It's our crypto.
Rosenberg
I know, but it's our plan.
Don Hahn
Yeah, right, right.
Michael K
See that signature? Bob Iger, Michael Kennedy here.
Don Hahn
We feel like we're letting the company down, and if we want to be good soldiers.
Michael K
I think that last year, if you want to really push back, I had fewer vacation days than any of you.
Alan Hahn
Well, certainly.
Rosenberg
Well, certainly him, when he was on that ridiculous paternity.
Alan Hahn
I know he was brushing, pretending to be a father.
Rosenberg
Well, what is.
Alan Hahn
What is father, Mother of Jason? Listen, I'm telling you, when he ever
Don Hahn
come back from paternity, leave with a tan, because I don't.
Michael K
Yeah.
Alan Hahn
By the way, we may. We may have a second child. Just for the second paternity,
Don Hahn
the stunt.
Michael K
I said to Jody, I said, let's just have another kid. I said, I get all this time off and get paid. She said, what? I said, yeah. Peter's constantly off. She goes, I don't know. I can do it. I said, come on.
Don Hahn
Come on.
Alan Hahn
Well, did she couldn't have a kid or couldn't spend that much time with you?
Michael K
Both.
Alan Hahn
Both are challenging.
Don Hahn
We don't have to be together.
Michael K
No. She's in her 60s.
Don Hahn
Wow.
Alan Hahn
Why are you saying not to me?
Michael K
She doesn't care. Okay, well, it's a secret. Just Google her.
Rosenberg
I know, but at least make the audience, they make an effort.
Michael K
She's 61. She'll be 62 May 2nd.
Alan Hahn
Okay.
Rosenberg
Interesting.
Alan Hahn
Wow. Putting it all on the table.
Don Hahn
Looks great, by the way.
Michael K
She does look terrific. Yeah. Yeah.
Rosenberg
You do, too.
Michael K
No, I don't. No, I don't. You know I'm watching the NBC throwback, right?
Alan Hahn
On Tuesday? Yeah, yeah, we had Costas on. He was great.
Michael K
I know. I heard 30 point game before me, and I was going to call him. I said, I'm not going to play this game. I was going to call him to get him on, but I said, peter said it. So he gets.
Don Hahn
Thank you.
Michael K
But I watched Isaiah Thomas. I'm telling you, there's a picture of Dorian Gray in his garage. The guy has not aged since he played some.
Alan Hahn
Richard said the same thing.
Michael K
He does not have a wrinkle.
Don Hahn
And other people thought the opposite.
Alan Hahn
I thought he looked weird. I thought he looked like something was going on. And then I read that something may be going on.
Don Hahn
He's very thin. Like, he's still.
Alan Hahn
His face was so puffy. Like, I thought there was like.
Michael K
Well, you know what? I'm gonna go back to the puffy face because, well, you can. It's called spreads out. It spreads out the wrinkles.
Alan Hahn
So you thought he looked fantastic?
Michael K
I thought he looked unbelievable.
Don Hahn
What, like a balloon?
Michael K
Yeah. I'm telling you, I have fewer wrinkles when I'm heavy than when I lose weight. Oh, that's face cage gin.
Rosenberg
Yeah. No, that's a fact.
Alan Hahn
That's a fact.
Michael K
Yeah.
Alan Hahn
People are too skinny.
Don Hahn
Well, you just get some product, you'll be fine.
Michael K
Product? What kind of product?
Don Hahn
Like. Like skin care. It'll go away.
Michael K
Take away the wrinkles here.
Don Hahn
It does.
Michael K
No, it doesn't take it away.
Don Hahn
Well, it helps it up, reduces. Hold on.
Alan Hahn
Let me ask you an honest question. Seriously. Do you put. What? Do you put any product on your face?
Michael K
Nothing. Not even soap.
Alan Hahn
So nothing.
Don Hahn
Just makeup. I mean, come on.
Michael K
Yeah.
Alan Hahn
So you don't put moisturizer ever? Why, you think Alan Hahn got this handsome by accident?
Don Hahn
Yeah.
Michael K
I think that's DNA loss.
Don Hahn
Yeah, but you got.
Alan Hahn
But you don't. You don't. You throw moisturizer on, I'm guessing. No, of course, you'd have to, face.
Michael K
Except I'm in the shower, the water comes down on. I think I don't get it.
Alan Hahn
But then you dry.
Don Hahn
No, I'm calling it right now.
Rosenberg
This.
Don Hahn
This is an absolute act. I'm looking at your skin right now. I'm looking at your face right now. There's zero chance you do. Don't do anything.
Alan Hahn
Zero.
Don Hahn
No.
Michael K
So I shave, right? And then I use, you know, the pinot stuff that you get in the oldtime barbers. I splash that on his aftershave.
Rich Eisen
That's it.
Don Hahn
Like. Like Home Alone.
Michael K
Yeah, yeah.
Alan Hahn
Use the old timey
Don Hahn
and you do
Alan Hahn
the Macaulay face every. No moisturizer.
Don Hahn
Well, then that works. Or. And also just this. Thank your parents because you do have great skin. Look. Look at the wrinkles. I'm looking at you. You're right. You're closer to me than them.
Michael K
I have wrinkles. It's disgusting. Well, you're.
Alan Hahn
First of all, you're 75 years old for God.
Michael K
The least forgiving world, the least forgiving mirror is. Is the rear view mirror in the car. When you look and you look at you.
Don Hahn
Why would you look at yourself in that?
Michael K
I don't know. Because it's got a big head. It's there, you know, doesn't have wrinkles. Jody. Because she's never taken sun in her life. Ever.
Rosenberg
Yeah, she doesn't like the sun. That's crazy.
Don Hahn
She wears a Burke big hat whenever we go to the pool. Yeah.
Alan Hahn
So when you goes. Go on vacation.
Rosenberg
Covers her face every time.
Michael K
Every time.
Alan Hahn
Lotion and a hat, like everything.
Michael K
She'll put like 70 sunscreen when she's driving because she heard that sun coming through the windows.
Rosenberg
Magnifying.
Michael K
Bad for you.
Alan Hahn
Oh, guess what?
Don Hahn
It works. Hey, good for her, right?
Michael K
Yeah.
Rosenberg
You look at the four box there on YouTube. I'm by far the oldest looking guy. That is.
Alan Hahn
That is true.
Don Hahn
Well, yeah.
Rosenberg
You think so?
Michael K
Yeah. Well, what else could it be?
Rosenberg
I can't just all of a sudden come to work with my hair and beard dyed.
Alan Hahn
That would look great.
Michael K
You missed the turn. You can't go back now.
Rosenberg
Right?
Rich Eisen
Yeah.
Alan Hahn
You had a moment. The moment's great.
Michael K
I've said that to Briny Green. Missed the turn.
Don Hahn
Yeah.
Michael K
Once you go all gray, it's over. You got to keep faking it.
Alan Hahn
You got.
Rich Eisen
Yeah.
Alan Hahn
Once you. That's a great point.
Rosenberg
Because a lot of my TV opportunities came after Alan.
Alan Hahn
You're going to have a decision at some point.
Don Hahn
Yeah, I know.
Alan Hahn
He's thinking. I see him getting pensive.
Don Hahn
I haven't put anything in my hair.
Alan Hahn
This is natural. Salt and pepper.
Don Hahn
Yeah. I haven't touched. Can I give you a year?
Michael K
Don't let it go all gray. It will make you look older. Just put just for gray in there. It'll stay just for a little bit. Just for matter. No, A touch of gray.
Don Hahn
Just a touch of gray.
Michael K
Yeah.
Don Hahn
Right. Yeah, because that's. Because I'm. I'm at that place. But the problem is, is I. I ran into this spot where it was like. Is it over at, you know, Hudson where the new Disney is? It Became like a debate in the makeup and hair room whether you should let it go. Let it go, let it go. It'll look good.
Michael K
Oh, they were just. That was frozen stuff you heard in the background.
Alan Hahn
No, and that's also because women. That's what.
Don Hahn
That was weird, because they were dancing too.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Don Hahn
They kept saying, no, you gotta. It's gonna look really good. And now I'm like, well, it's been a year since I've done it. If I do anything now, it's gonna be so obvious.
Alan Hahn
Like, Don said, no, you're still fine.
Don Hahn
You could still think I still get away with it.
Michael K
Yeah, but once you go, don't go bad.
Don Hahn
Wrong.
Michael K
Yeah.
Rosenberg
All of a sudden, just show up and I got like jet black hair. But I think you look passing the other day. But like. So when I was in Pittsburgh doing the Penguin game, like Sidney Crosby was a scratch. He was up by us in the booth.
Michael K
Name drop.
Don Hahn
Yeah.
Rosenberg
Salt and pepper hair.
Don Hahn
Really? Yeah.
Rosenberg
Sid the kid.
Don Hahn
40, though, right?
Alan Hahn
That's early salt.
Rosenberg
He's 40, yet 87. Born in 87. So what is that? He's right there. He's 39 years old, but still. But just. You're always going to think of him as Sid the Kid, not somebody with, you know, salt and pepper hair who.
Michael K
Jet black hair for the longest time was o'. Neill. And I thought that he was secretly. And then the next year he showed up and it was all gray.
Don Hahn
So then he was.
Michael K
He was jet black till he was like 60.
Don Hahn
So he was coloring.
Rosenberg
No, he was.
Michael K
He wasn't.
Rosenberg
It's just overnight you get a scare or something.
Michael K
Looking in the. You know, when we get ready to do the opening. Look how gray I'm getting. So it just happened.
Alan Hahn
Wow.
Don Hahn
Well, now you got me. And that's the warrior now himself.
Alan Hahn
I'll be to you and me.
Don Hahn
I'm going right. I'm going right to get.
Michael K
Here's what you should do. Here's the way.
Don Hahn
It's a touch of gray. Not just for men. Because touch of gray leaves the gray. Yes, a little bit.
Michael K
Right.
Don Hahn
Because I'm told it's. It's. It's.
Michael K
You could go the Rosenberg.
Alan Hahn
I don't think that's the look.
Michael K
Shave. Shave your head and then start dying it when it's growing back. Don't forget.
Rosenberg
Now, that's interesting.
Don Hahn
Oh, I thought you meant do that. Because I have. I have said this. When I retire, first thing I'm doing.
Michael K
No way.
Don Hahn
Yeah, just straight one down.
Rosenberg
Why?
Don Hahn
Nothing. Because it's just.
Michael K
But you have hair.
Don Hahn
I'm good. Tapping out dope.
Michael K
Anybody that's bald is bald for a reason.
Don Hahn
Right?
Michael K
You would not have a reason.
Don Hahn
I wouldn't shave to clean. I'm just saying. I would just probably buzz.
Alan Hahn
But that's what I am. I don't shave all the way clean. I don't pick it. I'm like a one.
Don Hahn
That's a one. This is about a one, then a two.
Alan Hahn
Yeah.
Don Hahn
Like a Caesar. Like. Like a really short time.
Michael K
We had a bet that he'd have to grow his hair like Gallagher. He always didn't lose. This year. It's the worst year I've ever seen. My pitch dressed up as a clown.
Alan Hahn
Yeah. Are we doing the Calandras? Calandras was the conversation.
Don Hahn
Was the conversation.
Michael K
Showing up. If he's gonna be as a clown,
Rosenberg
I. I think we should save it for the beach bash. All day long as a clown.
Michael K
In the heat, makeup, running.
Rosenberg
I don't.
Alan Hahn
I don't know everybody there. Yeah.
Michael K
I may.
Alan Hahn
I may push back on this.
Rosenberg
Well, you could, but.
Don Hahn
You could. But you'd lose.
Rosenberg
I know, but just lose.
Michael K
You lost in the most depressing. I've never seen a guy have a worse year.
Alan Hahn
No, it never got going.
Michael K
It was unbel. Unbelievable how pathetic it was.
Don Hahn
It was almost like you were tanking.
Michael K
But there's no. Ran away with it.
Don Hahn
Yes, I did.
Rosenberg
It's very easy for him.
Michael K
But you were just. It's some bad.
Alan Hahn
I don't even the playoffs. I found myself again, but it's too late.
Michael K
Found yourself. Where were you?
Alan Hahn
In the toilet. But I don't know if I'm doing the Beach Bash. I don't know if I want to be in. Oh, you may not have a choice. Well, I mean, I'm a human being with rights.
Michael K
No, Don. Don. Such a beach basket.
Alan Hahn
But which one was that?
Michael K
He said harder. Harder.
Rosenberg
No, no. So, yeah. That's two of them.
Michael K
Yeah.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Alan Hahn
You did two at the Beach Bash.
Michael K
Yeah.
Don Hahn
What did Don say again?
Michael K
Harder.
Rosenberg
Well, because nobody wants to do anything. Oh, dunk tank. So, like, put mayonnaise in there or something. Make it. Make it a harsh punishment.
Michael K
But these guys want like electrodes on his.
Alan Hahn
Yeah, he always wants more.
Don Hahn
Right?
Michael K
Yeah, right. You know what? I didn't know listening to enn. I didn't know there was a southern island. I like southern.
Rosenberg
I didn't know about it until about a month ago.
Don Hahn
You know what? Here's the weird thing. I never knew about it.
Michael K
It's delightful.
Don Hahn
I don't know how long it's Been going on. But you're great. If he was that bad and you
Michael K
never had to say, I mean, this opens up a whole portal for him. He could do, you know, nascar.
Don Hahn
Yeah.
Michael K
Just be that guy.
Don Hahn
I would do. Yeah.
Michael K
NASCAR would be funny now that Michael Jordan's in it.
Don Hahn
Yeah. What does that mean?
Michael K
Well, you've got that connection, you know,
Rosenberg
his driver has won the first three races.
Don Hahn
But whatever happened before, what did I tell you, right? Oh, basketball guy. Oh, you can do that now because Michael's there now. You have a place.
Rosenberg
You see, he said, well, he's bastard hockey guy.
Don Hahn
We don't. We can't talk anything else. It's all you're known. You get all you're known for.
Rosenberg
What do you mean the get up doesn't want me on first take.
Michael K
Doesn't want me on ever.
Rosenberg
Well, not because.
Michael K
Ever.
Rosenberg
Not because they don't want you on first take.
Michael K
One time. And I said to what's the team that's going to win the championship? First I said, the Rangers. And then Stephen said, I mean a real sport. And then he got in trouble. I was never on again.
Alan Hahn
That is so funny. I forgot that.
Rosenberg
How is that your fault?
Don Hahn
Because he shouldn't have set him up like that.
Michael K
And let me tell you what, the people I have on with the funny hats, I'd be better than all of them. All of them.
Rosenberg
Leave me Cam Newton.
Michael K
I didn't want to say a name.
Rosenberg
He's wearing the hat for a reason. He wants to be recognized as the nozzle. Well, you should try a different hat.
Don Hahn
Well, maybe as a media company ourselves, we should just decide to say, you know what we're going to do is we're going to make our own first. Well, maybe New York Sports.
Michael K
How is it possible that Greenberg doesn't ask me?
Rosenberg
To be honest, I don't know.
Michael K
It's unbelievable. I'm so undervalued in this company.
Alan Hahn
Maybe they think you're too big time for it.
Don Hahn
Or maybe they just don't really talk a lot of baseball.
Alan Hahn
Or maybe they're not a fan.
Rosenberg
Yeah, baseball is the new hobby.
Don Hahn
Really don't talk about.
Michael K
Well, they still have baseball.
Alan Hahn
No, Sunday.
Michael K
What?
Don Hahn
It's football.
Rosenberg
Football.
Don Hahn
And then more football.
Michael K
Right.
Don Hahn
And then a little bit NBA and then more football.
Michael K
Right.
Rosenberg
Well, listen, your backs to the clock. Even the great Michael K. We still have to break.
Don Hahn
Break.
Rosenberg
Thank you for this.
Michael K
That's all right.
Rosenberg
It's more than three minutes if you want to hang.
Alan Hahn
Sending you on your way. Unreal.
Rosenberg
We'd like to get the sports.
Michael K
Maybe we can talk in sports about Huggies.
Rosenberg
I know, but this was not our open. Now we had to shelve our open.
Michael K
What was the open gonna be?
Rosenberg
The Knicks Thunder.
Michael K
How was my open?
Alan Hahn
Well that was our open too.
Don Hahn
Right.
Alan Hahn
So we opened two hours.
Rosenberg
Well, we still have three hours.
Michael K
Second segment that they. What was that going to be?
Rosenberg
Oh, the second segment. We were hoping he carried a 4:30 for the that guy Thursday.
Michael K
I'm telling you.
Rosenberg
Okay, and then that guy Thursday carried enn.
Michael K
Maybe I could be that guy and
Alan Hahn
that guy Thursday he just shows up and rambles.
Rosenberg
Hang around. Maybe Michael will be here when we get back.
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Rosenberg
Great game last night between the Knicks and the Thunder. Good back and forth. I know people are complaining about the officiating. Rightly so. Knicks got their looks. I mean, that was a fun game to watch that lived up to the expectations of just being a basketball fan and just watching two really good teams go at it. And that was a fun game.
Don Hahn
Phenomenal in the building. Like it was just, it really. It had a presence, it had a moment kind of feel right. Remember we were complaining about the fact that these two teams are coming off back to backs and they all both coming in off the road and will we get the best of them? All it took was the officials to not call the charge on sga. That would have been his third foul. That would have had a major impact. And remember, SGA comes into the game already with his reputation preceding him as somebody that gets a lot of calls. And this was a situation where they didn't make the call. And it was, it seemed very obvious. And so because of that moment and Mike Brown, who never gets a text, he never argues with officials, lost his mind on the side. I've never seen him like that, running up to the official, yelling in his face, flipping out. They're pulling him back. Fat Joe got up. Fat Joe got up. He was like, it took him a second. But once he got up, he's like, I gotta have a talk with this. Like, even he was mad. Everybody was losing it. And it got the crowd from being the typical, oh, this is defending champs. This is a Western conversation. We only see him once a year. Let's sit back and enjoy some basketball and see what this is about to oh, we hate them now.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Don Hahn
And the Thunder became the hated, the hunted. And at first, the game in the first half was sloppy, frustrating, whatever it is. The knicks only scored 40 points. They come out of the half, they scored 40 in the third quarter.
Alan Hahn
Right?
Don Hahn
That's the best, that's the best defense in the NBA. And they were killing it, shredding it. And it was, it started to have this big game feeling as if the Knicks were trying to say Enough of what the narrative is about us. We're going to prove something here. And they were going toe to toe, and they had the lead at the end of the third. They were 190 going into the fourth quarter of the season with Elite. So there was a big time feel of, you know what, they're going to pull this thing off. They're going to do this. Then, of course, you know, like, as a great team would, as Shea would. There were some plays that went back and forth. Knicks got cold again from three. That was their biggest struggle. And then Mark Dagnal, the coach of the Thunder, had. He kept his challenges in his pocket, and he used them twice in the last six minutes. And, man, both of them felt like gut punches. But still, great play call. Six seconds to go. Out of a time, out of a side out. Brunson gets open for a corner three. You're thinking we're going overtime. And from what I heard, Shea wasn't going to play in overtime because they're still controlling his minutes.
Rosenberg
Wow.
Alan Hahn
Wow. Which, by the way, would be.
Don Hahn
He missed because he did that in Detroit a couple of days earlier. So Brunson misses because he was off all night, and Anobi has a chance. He misses, and that's the game. But there was a, There was a sense of. And I heard it. There was a. Not a cheer, but there was an actual applause from the crowd, from the game ended. There was frustration, disappointment. And then there was. I heard applause. The sense of that was a good show. And all I kept thinking was, I'll take seven of the, I'll take seven of these in June. Because they were going at it. This was an absolute brawl, and both sides were missing pieces. Still. There was no Robinson. He would have definitely helped. They were missing Jalen Williams. But there was just something about that game that you walked away just going like, the Knicks are starting to lately show you something different that we haven't seen all season. And that is they get after it defensively, even when their offense isn't clicking.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Don Hahn
So I, I, I walked away. And a lot of people walked away feeling good about them, despite the fact that they lost this game.
Rosenberg
But I love everything that you're saying, and that's what I took from the game, and that's what everybody should take for the game. But the thing I take exception to is everybody's opinion, even on this air, of, well, the Knicks really proved last night they could play with the Thunder. They haven't proven that already to you. They almost beamed at OKC last Year now. They got killed at the Garden. Yeah, but you called that game at OKC last year. They didn't beat him yesterday.
Don Hahn
You know what? It's funny you say it. That game was a. I said the same thing after that game. I said on the air to Mike Brain. Mike Brain. I said, you know, this could be a fun finals. And even that game, though, didn't compare to this one. Because in that game, the Knicks ran out of gas in the fourth quarter because they were. But they were always being just driven hard. This game felt like it was winnable. They just were off with their shooting, but their defense was good enough to win.
Rosenberg
But the frustrating thing to me is that, and it was the theme of the show yesterday, and rightly so, that we keep getting told these games don't matter. Mike Brown, who's rip roaring mad about the officiating, and rightly so, before the game's telling you, we win, we lose, it doesn't matter. It's a regular season game. So which is it? Like, you can't pick and choose. Like, so you almost beat them and probably should have beaten them. So now the game matters. But if the Knicks are lost by 20 points, what would the fans say? Well, they're probably not showing them anything. It's a regular. They played the night before because that's what we hear every time they get crushed by the Pistons is, don't read into that, Don. They play in vanilla defense. They're not really showing their hand because they're saving it for the postseason. I'm just tired of these games getting used for whatever you want it to be. Is it reality or not? Does it matter or does it not matter? What's the answer? Because before the game you set it up, say, that doesn't matter. So if you get killed, you get excuses, but then all of a sudden you almost beat them, and now I'm supposed to care, and now it all of a sudden mattered. That's not the way it works in life. Does it matter or does it not matter?
Don Hahn
What do you want? You want to show.
Rosenberg
That's what you want. That's two great teams.
Don Hahn
Go ahead.
Rosenberg
That's a different conversation.
Don Hahn
And that was a show.
Rosenberg
And you. That's why I did not attack you on your open. That's the way it should have opened. Hey, that was a fun 2 hours and 30 minutes. That was a fun basketball game. It's against.
Don Hahn
Second half was terrific.
Rosenberg
Oh, the Knicks proved they could play with the Thunder. No, they didn't.
Michael K
What?
Rosenberg
So the Pacers proved they could play against the Thunder last year with the seven games with them still didn't win. That doesn't mean that's going to happen in the postseason. And heck, unless you figure out this Pistons thing, you're never going to get to the Thunder.
Alan Hahn
That's the conversation, you know.
Rosenberg
So all I'm saying is is that that's the frustrating thing to me. In every other sport I watch a game and it has meaning. But in the NBA, we're constantly told it doesn't matter and then all of a sudden the game is good and then it matters. What? Which one is it? Because I wanted it to matter yesterday. That's what I bitched about yesterday. Why can't this game matter? And I'm a coach and by players and load management and the NBA scheduling both of these great teams to play on the second to back to backs that it doesn't matter. And all of a sudden we get a great game and now it matters.
Alan Hahn
I hear what you're saying. I just don't know who to be mad at. Because the players all showed up and played last night.
Michael K
That's what happened.
Alan Hahn
We stumbled into a great game. There was a world. Let's talk about that. But it was a great game.
Rosenberg
Don't make it into anything bigger. You know what we learned about if these two teams face each other in the foul zero, nada, nothing. The Thunder can sweep them in four. They can win the series.
Don Hahn
I don't take that out of the. I never take that stuff out of. I don't go see this proof. Just like the Detroit. That's why you say with the Detroit thing. I don't know. That doesn't prove anything. It proves it during the regular season. First of all, they were out for blood the first game they were out for blood and the Knicks weren't ready for it and they got smoked. Second time around, it was kind of the same thing. It was almost like, all right, you got it out of your system. And then like in the second quarter it was like, why are you guys still so mad? They were pissed off. Like, that's how the Pistons played against the Knicks. And then the third time it just, you know, like the same story. It's like, there, that was a better game. But Cade was unreal and they really couldn't stop him. So those games just show you that the Pistons are a different team than you faced last year.
Michael K
Right.
Don Hahn
This idea that you'll never beat him in a playoff series, I say is not true because the playoffs are a different animal and a Veteran team like the Knicks know that. So I am not somebody that takes this game. Last night goes, oh, this tells me the Knicks can, can go toe to toe. What it tells me is these two teams when they play each other, like
Rosenberg
they have some good, like, this could
Don Hahn
be a fun finals. And that's all I'm thinking is, can you get there? Because I just saw them beat the Spurs. I've seen him beat the spurs twice. And I've said, those will be good because those spurs games, Nick, spurs, those games have been good games, too. So when you're thinking about can they get to the finals, you're thinking about who they can play, right? Well, they took Denver to overtime. They're going to see Denver on Friday night, by the way. They took Denver to overtime. A team that everybody thinks could make the finals. Okc, they just had a bloodbath with. They have had great games, entertaining games with the Spurs. This tells me that these could be fun finals. And all that's left in my head is, can they get there? Because if they can, I don't look at these, these teams that they meet in the finals and think they have no shot.
Rosenberg
I just don't. And we'll take your calls on this at 1-800-919-3776. Is the whole. I just pick and choose. Oh, I'm not upset they got crushed by the Pistons because they didn't care.
Don Hahn
You have to be.
Rosenberg
They mean more for the Pistons than they do for the Knicks. And then all of a sudden, yesterday. Oh, no. All of a sudden it matters. Well, if you got crushed by 20, would it have mattered? Or would you have said no because, you know, Mitchell Robinson didn't play and we were in Toronto the night before. Yeah, I just, I'm a sports talk show host. I want to take them as they come. I want to have big games. I want to have fun moments. I don't want there to be an excuse every time your team loses and then every time your team wins, it's, oh, my God, we're going to win the championship. That's just so frustrating about basketball right now because in any other sport, if the Yankees play the Blue Jays in a series, it's not going to be, well, you caught us in a, you know, we hadn't had a day off in 18 days. We didn't have our best pitcher. It would be like red hot. You lost two out of three to Toronto.
Alan Hahn
Yep.
Rosenberg
Hey, guess what? It mattered last year when the Blue Jays were kicking the Yankees ass all
Don Hahn
throughout the regular season.
Rosenberg
You know how I know it mattered? Because the same thing happened in the postseason.
Don Hahn
Mm.
Rosenberg
So that's what I want. I want to sit here and talk about two teams playing the way Allen brought it up. Not all of a sudden making something out of nothing or making nothing out of something, depending on whatever your narrative wants to be in that given moment.
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Alan Hahn
Hello, Rob.
Caller Rob
He's mean.
Don Hahn
There he is.
Caller Rob
You know, they mean something and what it means to me is I get a glimpse of what the Knicks ceiling is. They've lacked toughness, or the gripe about them over the last couple of months was they've lacked toughness and now they're showing that they can play tough against the best in the league. Even if the Detroit game shows their floor, which isn't that great. I like seeing their ceiling against San Antonio and against Oklahoma City and playing tough until the end of a close game.
Rosenberg
I'd like to hear your thoughts. No, I love that too. And that's something to take from it. My whole contention, Rob, that bothers me is that when you got beat by the Pistons, we're getting phone calls from people saying, I'm not worried, it's just regular season. Doesn't matter. Now. Mike Brown made the comments about, hey, it's the regular season, we can win, we can lose. At the end of the day, it's just the regular season. He might have been strategic in saying that just to set up what if they did lose by 20? Hey, don't freak out. It's only a regular season game. But I just don't think you have. You can really pick and choose. All right, this was a big game, but the Games against Detroit weren't big.
Alan Hahn
That's right.
Rosenberg
The game against the Cavs wasn't that big, Peter, because they had beaten the Cavs already. They've got the tiebreaker, so they were okay to mail it in.
Alan Hahn
That's where I think you have a kick coming is when talking about Mike Brown. That to me, I mean, not wanting to have a coach who's kind of willing to move the bar. I think that's fair. But I understand as fans how on one day you might be able to say, hey, I don't read that much from this game, but I read a lot from this one. The problem though, with the Knicks is if you make the standard for how you choose to read into it the availability of Mitchell Robinson, that is stupid because he's going to be unavailable for playoff games as well.
Don Hahn
No, he won't. He'll play every playoff game. Let's see, there's no back to backs. He only doesn't play back. He's always going to be available for that. As long as he's.
Alan Hahn
As long as he's healthy.
Don Hahn
As long as he's healthy. Well, that's everybody, as long as they're healthy.
Alan Hahn
But has he had a year, though, where he's been. Been fully healthy?
Don Hahn
He played last year, every playoff game,
Alan Hahn
but he wasn't fully healthy during the regular season. He missed like 17.
Don Hahn
He only played 17 games.
Alan Hahn
He showed up for the end.
Don Hahn
He was hurt throughout most of the season, yes, but. But I think every game has to have some sort of takeaway. So to. To. I thought it was wrong to dismiss all the Piston stuff because a. It's a mental thing now. You got that hanging over your head and the only thing you bring up is, well, last year they had the Celtic Cavs thing hanging over their head and they took care of the Celtics.
Rosenberg
Right?
Don Hahn
They were able to overcome that, which
Rosenberg
to me is the exception, not the rule.
Don Hahn
So that's probably part of the reason why you can't dismiss these games. You can't come up with reasons because confidence comes from demonstrated performance and you're giving Detroit confidence. And that's what you don't want to do. You wanted to at least make sure they understood, said that yes, we beat you and yes, we're still your daddies. But they didn't. They got smoked in those games in Detroit and that changed now the momentum when it comes to this, this matchup. So you can't dismiss those games like you can't dismiss what they did against the Cavs this season already. What they've done against the Celtics this season, what they've done against the spurs, what they have done now even. Because even in a loss against the Thunder, what they've done against Denver. These are all things that you have to now say. All right. All of this includes. And last year. I'm sorry, Diane, one more thing. They were 10 and 20 against top six teams last year. 10 and 20.
Rosenberg
Right.
Don Hahn
This year they're 16 and 10 with still obviously more to play. They're already better than they were last year, playing better teams. But also that's also something you need to make promise.
Michael K
But also.
Rosenberg
Yeah, but they are a good team. They're the final four. Last year they're the favorites or there were the favorites because we got to talk about the Celtics now and oh yeah, Tatum possibly playing tomorrow and now how that they've moved up the ladder as far as favorites are concerned.
Don Hahn
Yep.
Rosenberg
But at least going into the season, the favorites. So you know, you're not the little engine that could anymore. You're not the underdog. You're not surprised anybody you were in the conversation. So I expect you to have a good record against good teams, but don't just strategically or conveniently, I should say, throw the Pistons games away. You can't cherry pick because you never can. You're not going to play the Thunder if you can't figure out the Pistons.
Don Hahn
Right. Are you going to be out or somebody else knocks them out for you, which is why you avoid. That's why you don't finish fourth.
Rosenberg
Right. Exactly.
Don Hahn
You know what I mean? Like, you got to have that stuff in mind, too. That's why all part of the strategy
Rosenberg
and they shouldn't and the way they're playing now and it looks like they're going to survive the gauntlet is they're not going to finish in fourth. It looks like they're going to fit. They're going to be able to finish out of fourth and. And distance themselves from. From Cleveland and certainly Toronto. Now the Boston thing becomes very interesting because if Tatum's healthy, that might be tough for them to get the two. But they still can avoid having to play the Pistons in the second round.
Don Hahn
Help me out with the gauntlet now. Are they. Is it five and two?
Rosenberg
You know. Well, they're two and one in the. In. In the with because there's only two left 10 games.
Don Hahn
So. Right.
Rosenberg
Eight.
Don Hahn
Right. So. Oh, so it should be five and five and three because those are three
Rosenberg
losses were against Cleveland. Right.
Don Hahn
Cleveland and then Oklahoma City
Alan Hahn
6 and 1.
Don Hahn
So.
Rosenberg
So they're going to. If they split against Denver and LA, they'll be 6 and 4.
Don Hahn
Yeah. Which is what we said we were accepting.
Rosenberg
They can win both.
Alan Hahn
They could win both and they could lose both.
Rosenberg
Now both those Lakers, they shouldn't lose.
Don Hahn
Lakers are weird and Denver is not been playing well.
Rosenberg
Yeah. So it's, it's all when you catch them but the gauntlet. We had Monica on last week saying 5 and 5 or whenever the gauntlet started.
Don Hahn
Yeah.
Rosenberg
And now I think you'd be very disappointed if they go 5 and 5 because then that would be. They close it out on a three game losing streak.
Don Hahn
Denver plays tonight so they'll be in a back to back.
Rosenberg
Okay.
Don Hahn
So the Knicks play Denver Friday. Denver plays tonight at home but they play the Lakers tonight.
Rosenberg
Okay.
Don Hahn
And again that means more to them because it's conference and they're both battling now four and five. So the Knicks are getting a break, a rare break where they are the rested team taking on the team that played the night before.
Rosenberg
Let's go to. Yeah, it is David in Delaware. You're on ESPN New York. What's up David?
Don Hahn
Hey.
Caller Rob
Hey guys, how you doing? Thanks for taking my call. I understand what you're saying. Don't you know should they count? Should these games count? Do they like what, what does it mean when the coach says oh, we don't take these, it's just another game. I think he has to say that for the team psyche. And so I don't really get into that. I just watch the game as it plays out and from night to night it just depends. Yes they'll give more effort this night or yes they'll slack off another night. And I really don't think it depends where with the team. And I like I was telling producer who screamed me, I think when we start to talk about Detroit and you know us battling Detroit, yes, in the. Fine in the playoffs. That's great. But I don't want us to overlook Boston. Like you just mentioned Tatum coming back and they are a weld oil championship team and I know Pete is excited about. I'm curious to get his thoughts. I think we need to pay attention because they are in the second seed right now without Tatum. We need to pay attention because we could potentially play them first in the, in the second round before even getting to Detroit. Thanks guys.
Alan Hahn
I don't know what, I don't know what Vegas is going to say.
Rosenberg
Well, I'm going to have that coming.
Don Hahn
We already know, we already know what Vegas is saying.
Alan Hahn
Okay, so you're going to tell me what Vegas is going to say, but I'm going to tell you what I'm going to say. I think Tatum comes back and assuming I'm going to give him that within a couple of weeks, he looks like himself, right? Because if somehow he's not right, then obviously we can't call it. If Tatum in a week or two is playing like Tatum. He's questionable already now. So he's coming. He's coming back. They're the favorite. They're the favorite in the East. Sorry Detroit. It's been nice but like this is a team that when we know what their DNA is, when they're capable well.
Don Hahn
So there's a lot to pick off that there's a lot of things. There's a lot of, there's a lot to peel from that on you. When it comes to the Celtics, I agree with you. They immediately become the favorite.
Alan Hahn
They do though.
Don Hahn
I agree with that.
Alan Hahn
Between the coach the play they've already been getting from Brown, but they're not as deep as they once were.
Don Hahn
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Rosenberg
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Alan Hahn
And you got the numbers.
Don Hahn
He's got numbers.
Rosenberg
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