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This is the Don Hahn and Rosenberg podcast.
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That sounds like heaven to me.
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I want to make an amends on the air here. I'm not too big for it, Don. I said that John Winthrop was in last place for birthday wishes because he called me and he didn't wish me happy birthday. I want to tell the story truthfully. He called this morning. I answered the phone and the first words out of my mouth were calling, wish me a happy birthday. Now, the reason I said that, Don, is I was being sarcastic, thinking he would not know it was my birthday. And I should give him credit. He immediately responded with is today July 23rd?
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Then that gets him off the hook.
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So you think he's free? He's now free.
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Unless he's just really quick with no, no, no. Oh, today's the 23rd, he said, knowing it was the 20th.
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No, he said, it' that's my twin niece's birthday. Also, you share a birthday with them. Now. Real quick, do you want to guess? I have texts from station wise. That person works here. That person works here. Two, three. I think I only have texts from three or four people. I think I may only have a text from one on air personality.
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Only one of on air. On air personality.
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No, no, no, no, no. I'm lying. I have three on air personalities.
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I know quickly. I knew of two.
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It's been a long day.
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There are two on air personalities that are always the first to wish me a happy birthday, and that is Michael K. And Rick DiPietro.
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Michael K. You said I would say.
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I would. I would guarantee Michael K is one of them.
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Number two, you said Rick tph.
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I think Allen knows that he's got to do it this year. There's no way that he missed.
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Alan didn't miss.
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So you're. You're going.
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My three would have been so real
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quick, you say Alan Hahn.
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Alan Han. Yeah, I am.
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Alan Han is one. There's one more. And I.
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And I'm surprised.
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Michael K was.
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You already had Michael. You had Michael.
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Is it Ty Butler?
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Yeah. That's a good one too. That's an outstanding one. He never forgets anything. He's also the first to congratulate. He's very good with the tag.
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Very good. Ty. Ty. In spite of the fact that I invited Ty to my birthday party seven minutes before it started, he still sent me a lovely message. And you know, to your point about Rick though, the last message I have from Rick, happy Father's Day. But he didn't come through on the birthday. No. Dave Rothenberg. Hurtful.
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Well, Dave's going through some physical things. Physical things.
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And also.
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It's only 4 o'.
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Clock, Peter.
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There's still time. It is a little late in the game, I agree, but somebody still could. I'd give him to the end of the show. Now Rick's working, Dave's away.
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Rick's been working.
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Dave is not working this week. So he might be.
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We learned that being away is not an excuse.
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No, I understand.
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We learned that last year.
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But you're obviously distracted. If you're like. If he's in the Caribbean, if he's kicking the Caribbean, I don't think I'm going to kill him. If he didn't remember Peter's birthday. He's probably not on social media to know or anything like that, but I'm not surprised. So Michael, Ty Allen. And that's it. Just three. So because you said it was like three or four.
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No, it's those three. I saw Jake Asmon, who was very sweet when I saw him.
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And he wished you multiple times, but
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he knew he was gonna see multiple times. Sweet as could be.
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Sweet as anybody else that really should.
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There's some other people. Jake sent one.
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Jake Montgomery.
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That's right. Dawn from the garden.
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Of course.
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Salt of the earth. By the way, dawn, the only person amongst this group that was at the low key Rosenberg birthday celebration, as she should be, was Dawn.
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She deserves it.
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She goes to everything. Matter of fact, you remember getting the text messages. It took her four hours to get to the beach patch this year and they had to turn around and go.
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I know. Well, I had an excuse.
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Ty had an excuse. He had a physical ailment. Were you gonna come?
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His name is not Ty. His name is Jacob.
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That was really racist. Jacob.
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Jeez.
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Jacob.
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Walt. They're the two black guys from the station who were invited. Neither of them came. What do you want me to do now, Jacob? Were you really gonna come before your. Before your teeth have started falling out of Your head.
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You know what's so crazy? Like, you sent the message and I, like, had to scroll back to our text message. I was like, oh, I wanted to go to this, but never, like, RSVP that anything.
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No. Never said a word.
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So, yeah, I wasn't gonna go.
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No one said a word. He was out.
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I did want to go, though.
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I had intentions, by the way. And I'm telling you what right now, Ty. Jesus Christ.
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No way.
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No. This is not good.
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Oh, my.
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Tough day.
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There's been a like six minute stretch of troubling in this office. I was telling Peter a story and he was right behind me when it was happening.
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Yeah. And he exactly didn't remember. The only thing worse if I call him Ebro now, right?
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I think it's Ebros.
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Jacob.
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Rodney.
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I don't know why I just called him Rod.
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Did Rodney wish you a happy birthday?
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No, Rodney. I've got no Rod.
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That's disappointing.
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All right, Jacob.
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And.
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And you're one of the people who would have truly appreciated the birthday party.
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Oh, yeah.
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Because it was a who's who of the wrestling world.
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And I feel like too, like that's kind of like my crowd. Like some of the people, you know, like, you know, you would have known a few.
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Plus you would have had some wrestlers you popped to see too. Too busy having your face explode like Hitch.
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I would have been excited about this moment. Werewolf alone.
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So, yeah, you love the Samoan werewolf, so.
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Yeah.
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Only. Only the three, though. Only Ty, the Caseter and the Hanster, I believe are the only on air.
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I really thought you would have heard from Rick.
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I really would. And Rick's working today. And they didn't mock my birthday on the air today. Anything. Again, Carlin is a just a terrible person because he mocked my birthday on the air and didn't even say anything to me in real life. So it's upsetting. The thing you learned, but that's the beautiful part, is you learn when these things happen, who's who.
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Let's go to David and Elizabeth. You're on ESPN New York.
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What's up, Dave, what's going on? Don Radio Rosenberg. Happy birthday, brother.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Of course. Yeah. So, you know, I can't let that go. Fellas, this is what I want to say. As far as the jets, you gentlemen touched on a lot of great points. If they put a decent product on the field, I could cheer and be happy losing, honestly, just, you know, calling a spade a spade. But like Don said, if they come out and they wet the bed. And we're 0 and 6. 0 and 7 out the door now. I really don't care. Here's the problem with me, though. I'm delusional. And I still have faith in this team. And I love the organization so much. I'm gonna keep spending my money to watch losses. I do it every year. But I'm gonna be optimistic. As usual, the line is good. He's got weapons, he's got ingredients. Man, he better whip up a dinner. And if he can't, I'm sorry, you got to go. So no excuses for him. And what I want to see at the end of the season or towards the middle of the season is a Jets in the hunt. I see that. I'm satisfied, I think. And that's pretty much it for me.
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That's it. That's the best way to put it.
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David.
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I think you. You did a great job describing it. I think everybody realizes what this team is capable of doing and that's being a decent team. You know, maybe eight wins, maybe they get to nine. If Geno Smith reverts back to what he was in Seattle, the line holds up that this is a team that could win, you know, three, four games more than they did last year, maybe get into a wild card. And I don't think anybody could be disappointed with anything around that. But if it ends up being just another, we're out of it, we're done. We're already looking at the quarterbacks for next year. We're already thinking of who the next head coach is going to be or maybe Glenn fired before the season is over. Like, that's not. That's just inexcusable. Just can't. It can't happen. No fan base should be upset with a team living up to their expectations. And if your expectation is this is going to be a decent team, you can't finish 500 anymore with the 17 game schedule. But if this team finished eight, nine, nine and eight, you could not be disappointed with that. Maybe seven and a couple of things didn't go your way. You suffered some injuries. You can live with it. But having another one of Those done by October 31st. Can't happen. Can't. Let's go to Ray in New Jersey. You're on espn. New York. What's up, Ray?
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Hey, Don. What's going on, bud?
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Everything's happening. Say happy birthday to Peter.
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Good.
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Hi.
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Happy birthday to Peter.
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That sucks.
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Hey, Pete. 47. Anyways, I had called a while back about. I'll volunteer my time to do balloon animals. At your event. And I still want to make sure you want me to come down.
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We'd love to. And what you're talking about is the Mark Sasso softball, August 22nd at 5 o'. Clock. It's a Saturday. Wagfield Hawthorne, New Jersey, where we've had it for the last 20 years. It's going to be Michael Halloran. We're going to have. Excuse me. Brian o'. Halloran. It's going to be. Ian o' Connor is joining us. Buttle, Marty Lyons, Ken Danico going to be there. Peter Rosenberg, Alan Hahn. It's going to be a lot of fun. I'd love to have you there. Thank you. Yes. That's all you do. All right. He's got problems with the phone. But balloon animals, I'm not sure who wants them, but I'm sure it'll be a lot of fun.
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Kids will appreciate it.
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Kids will appreciate it. Bring the kids. Kids. My kids are going to be nine in December. Still love blue nails. Still love them. And still are devastated when they pop or run out of air. Yeah. No, still.
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It's not even now.
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It's never good. And the running out of the air is the slow death of the balloon animal.
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Yeah, it's unfortunate.
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The popping is unfortunate. Five minutes later you forget about it. But like the next day you see it. Half of it has air, the other half doesn't. Still kind of looks like a dog, but not really. And that's the worst thing. Rather have it be quick. Let's go to Dan. He's up in Saratoga. You're on ESPN New York. What's up, Dan?
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Hey, what's up, guys? Peter, happy birthday. May you live as long as you want, but never have to want as long as you love.
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Thank you.
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Was that in case text?
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No, just Happy birthday.
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That's all you got?
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I think it said Happy birthday, mi amigo.
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Perhaps.
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Is that me, amigo?
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Does that surprise you?
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Is Michael. Is Michael on vacation in Mexico?
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That's where I'm going. Let's see. Hold on.
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K's tech says.
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I've never heard him say Happy birthday, comma, mi amigo.
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I've never. That's not like, play La Bamba again. You know what? He's on vacation in Mexico. He must be in Mexico.
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Maybe.
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Go ahead, Dan.
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Sorry.
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Hey, listen. Yeah. What a better time. I gotta defend my man Peter here, man. I don't know if this was brought up on your show, Peter, but I can't pick a better day to go ahead defend you. Yeah, that whole ebro situation. Now I'm just calling defend you, man. I didn't like it. Yeah, I. I saw it. I didn't like it. And more power to you, man. I know you guys are fine now, but that was kind of. I don't like that, man.
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So.
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So my guy.
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For people who missed it, I would just. Ebro and I got into a bit of a verbal altercation a couple of weeks ago.
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I didn't hear about this.
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Yeah, didn't Don, you know, Ebro made very salient point.
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Yeah, you're.
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I was away last week, so maybe it came up and I do think now.
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Now, Anthony, do you think. Is our caller still there?
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No.
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Oh, no.
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I wanted to get his.
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I'm sorry. Go ahead.
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Peter, would you think that if Don was here last week, it's. He would have seen it?
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Yes, I do.
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It made it around to every. Like, it made everybody's algorithm.
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It made my. I didn't know what happened day. It happened until I got home and then it hit my algorithm.
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Yeah, I saw it that probably afternoon, like. And I couldn't really, like, watch the videos until I left.
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It moved around. It moved around. It moved around quite a bit. But we got into a spirited discussion. A spirited discussion. Words were exchanged.
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I'll say this, okay.
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Harsher words were exchanged than in any discussion we've. Between me, you and Michael. I can't say Alan because we haven't really gone there with Alan in that way yet. I've never. Me, you and Michael have never gone that far.
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And. Well, never mind Michael. We've had two
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yours. You did. You did go to a place that. This one didn't go to the physical threatening. It didn't go to physical threatening. But the words. But words were used. Curse words were used.
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Okay.
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Bill Gluckman specifically is down with the. You know.
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What did you say?
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I said Bill Gluckman. If you watched Malibu's Most Wanted, he was down with, you know what you guys were calling each other?
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What?
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The B word.
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Oh, yeah.
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And the H word.
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What is. Why the reference. What reference did he just randomly be? Reggie is. Is Malibu's most wanted for a certain generation. Like, that's a normal.
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Oh, yeah. Like people around my age.
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Really? Yeah, they bust out Bill Gluckman.
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If you know Bill Gluckman, you know,
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that may be a draw.
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I don't.
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I don't know Bill Gluckman. He sounds like a person that I would like, actually. Maybe. But I don't. But it was a spirited discussion and there were a lot of People who felt Don, you know what? Do a little Google. Why don't you do a little Google search real quick and see what headlines are.
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You know who's in Malibu's Most Wanted?
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Peter, go ahead.
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Stefan Diggs. No, sorry. Tay Diggs.
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Is Stefon Diggs in Malibu's Most Wanted?
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No, Tay Diggs.
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He's in it.
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Yes, he's in.
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Jacob thought. I really thought Stefan Diggs was in it.
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Well, I just saw the stop tweeted out and it's July 14th. So this is more than a week ago.
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Yeah.
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Ebro and Peter Rosenberg call each other B's and H's after Peter questions Ebro's Roc Nation ties.
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That's one way of putting it. Other people would have put was based on Ebro questioning my financial status.
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Oh, wow. Well, now this other one.
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Yeah.
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Ebro calls Rosenberg a B, an H and a P during a heated on air argument.
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Is that the complex post?
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I think that might have been an order too.
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Yeah, that might have been the order.
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The exchange erupted after Ebro repeatedly told Rosenberg he doesn't have money to invest. Promoting or prompting. Excuse me, Rosenberg to fire back by calling Ebro an a hole and accusing him of internal. Of intentionally disrespecting him. Because I had to hit the.
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Yeah, it was an intense conversation. I saw John Cena the other day. John, hold up the two.
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But you were at the end realized that they were using money to invest differently. Yes, but not before the conversation completely boiled over.
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That is correct. Now, Ebro knew the whole time that I wasn't using the words the way he was using the words. And because he saw me getting mad and he's a bad guy, he just continued to double down and say it over and over and over again. Meaning Don. In other words, Ebro saying the words, you don't have money to invest. What he means by that is almost like slang. Like that's just you're not investing money. Does that make sense? Not. You literally don't have the dollars in your account. But it's like, hey, I ain't got it. It's not for me. That's kind of what he said. You're not in. Okay, that's what he's saying. But he knew that what I took it as was, why are you looking at my pockets and telling the whole world? Especially in hip hop, which I, you know, I don't. I'm not proud of this. But hip hop certainly uses money as a positive and negative thing. Depending on the moment. I was like, why are you doing this. And then it went very far. And B's and H's and P's were thrown around.
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Now, in with our. With our back and forth.
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And the worst.
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The worst one was way back when we first, like a year in, not the most recent one.
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No, that wasn't a year in. I'll smack your face dead. Yeah, no, that was in. That's vape ape.
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Yeah.
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You were in Toronto.
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I was in Toronto working on the NBA Finals. It's 2019, Don. We've known each other four years. When you threatened my life.
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Well, I mean.
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And Laura looked like Michael did during that argument.
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First time I've ever heard someone say Laura Styles looks like Michael Kirk.
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You get what I was saying?
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I know exactly what you're saying. Listen, what is smack your face dead anyway?
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We don't know. Play the play the drop is really a threat.
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Is it just the ramblings of a madman? Has anybody had their face smack dead? I mean, I've had people ask me what I meant by that. What does smack your face dead mean?
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I can't answer.
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Smack somebody so hard that you kill them. I would imagine.
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But also remember. But Don's also said people should sniff someone dead. So apparently his ways of getting. Getting to death, it includes a wide variety.
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But again, back then, that was the ramblings of a madman. Like, anybody to really think about making an art. Do you really think that I was threatening your life with that or just. I was losing it. I was losing control of my faculties.
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I did not think that you were truly, I was in danger of you smacking my face.
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Well, you're also borders apart.
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Yeah, that did help.
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No, it certainly did. And it's funny, the two times that Peter and I have gone at each other, we were not in the same room.
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Oh, the last one was bad.
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Yeah.
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That wasn't a good one.
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Well, you were wrong.
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I don't remember that, but
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I'm. I'm. I don't think those things would have happened in the. In the room.
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I don't think so either.
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I don't think I really threatened his life by any stretch. And it ended up being funny. And immediately when we went to break, I texted, apologized.
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Yeah. You know, can I tell you the truth?
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When did you and Ebro in the same.
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In the same. We don't do segments or podcasts. But within the same segment we made now. Like within. I'd say within three minutes of the worst of it, we were kind of laughing about it. But, you know, that doesn't When I left the station though, that day or our studio, I didn't know how viral it would go. And as the day. And even as we were doing the show here that day, I didn't know how viral it was kind of going. And then as it went on, I started. Oh, remember, guys, we were you. The three of us walked out and I was like, why is Lil Yachty calling me Drop?
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You definitely did.
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And I picked up. And he was like, hey, man, why is he bro. Why is he pro going after you? Like, what's going on it. And then I saw John Cena this weekend. Oh, boy, Drop. And he referenced it. And John is not someone I've ever seen being like that sort of that up with like, what's going on? And he was like. His direct quote was, you know, I saw you arguing with someone on the Internet. And so I just popped that. He just referred to Ebro as someone that already was something.
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That is something.
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I already enjoyed that as a chuckle. No, but he goes, I saw you arguing with someone on the Internet about investing. And he said, and I just want to let you know that I am like you. I am not comfortable with risky investing. I like my little few percent return that I. I am. I am you.
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I just.
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I felt. He's like.
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I felt.
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I forget if he said I felt seen or. But he very much related to the tone that I had in the argument, which was very interesting because I was not. Most people just said to me, hey, are you guys okay? Are you good? What's wrong with Ebro? Why is he like that? John Cena is the only person who was, like, so thoughtful. That was like getting into the nitty gritty of what the discussion. He wasn't here for the B's and H's. He was here for the conversation about investing.
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Right. Which you probably weren't ready for. But.
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But so, you know, it was. It was up there among the more viral things I did not get recent years. No, don't briefs now.
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See, if you explain Peter, that was not the thing I'm saying. It's two different things. You said this to Peter.
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I was making an art.
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And then hit the mic. What you did to the poor computer was punch him right in the face. You show whoever that was what you would do to them.
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Yeah, punch the computer. You know what punching a computer.
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Listen, think about this. I punched the computer at the old place and didn't do the damage that somebody had done to this computer here. Although perfect read nails every read.
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Oh, my God. He just punched the computer hard. How many times have you punched the computer?
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At least two on in drop.
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Who am I supposed to punch? Myself.
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You've done that. No, you haven't. Have you done that?
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No.
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No, you haven't done that.
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And I haven't punched anybody else.
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No. Which is awesome.
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I think that's really, really important.
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I've got that going for me, which is nice.
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I didn't listen to anything you just said.
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We won't be out for that.
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Anyone want to play some ball with
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He's just being that guy. Well, the floor is yours.
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Hi, how are you Good.
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You saw.
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I have to say, guys, that guy today is me.
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What?
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He is I. And I am him. Slim with the tilted brim. Snoop Doggy Dog. Because I really realized today, and I tweeted this on my Instagram. I mean, I put this on my Instagram, in my caption, on Rosenberg radio, if you will. I posted and I quote, you know, I actually don't think of myself as a big birthday guy, but I realize now is 50 is way closer than I would like it to be. And I know this is incredibly obvious to my friends, family, and even my friends through the airwaves, but I am, in fact, a birthday guy. And I added feeling grateful for my girls and all the people in our lives. Ba, ba, ba. How did it take me this long? After years of hosting a birthday concert called Peter Palooza, which was a moment in time, I hosted a birthday concert named after me. Every year on the air, it kind of becomes a thing. I'm the one today who complained, where's the cake? Last year I complained because the station didn't do a post for me. I was wrong. It was wrong, but still, I'm 47 years old. Every single person here, I think, already knew what I just realized today. I am a birthday guy. Some people, Don, actually don't care about their birthday. I realized I am the kind of yo, yo, who really cares. I do think it's a big day. I get excited, I have expectations. I want my wife to be nice. I even want Amaya to be nice. She's 18 months old now. She's always nice. So it helped.
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But that does help.
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But, yeah, I realized just today and what a terrible lack of self reflection and awareness to not realize that I'm that guy. Like, Don, are you a big birthday guy? I don't think you're a big birthday guy.
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I'm kind of halfway between it because I'm listening to what you're talking about. I do feel like I want to let people know, like, I'm not that type of person. It's like, I hope nobody says it. I hope nobody knows it's my birthday. I want people to know it's my birthday. I don't want a big deal made out of it, but I kind of want everybody to know it's my birthday. So does that make me a birthday guy or does that make me somebody that just wants it at least to be acknowledged?
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I think it puts you as, like, not a big birthday guy, but you like the day and you appreciate it, but you're not, like, you don't become a child. I think I'm kind of a child about it. Like, I want cake and ice cream. I want, you know. Well, it's bad timing because I just. My Twitter page just showed me a Kim Kardashian post so I could tell you all kinds of things I'd want on my birthday. But I want something, Don. That's what I'm saying. And I think there are other people who sincerely don't care. Now, I want everyone to be honest here. Anthony, prior to today, did you already know that I was a birthday guy?
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Yeah, last year.
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Yeah.
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Last year was the indicator that you're definitely a birthday guy.
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When I complained because there was no
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post and you have every right to as a birthday guy. But now we learned you were a
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birthday guy and I guess. And it wasn't Anthony's fault last year he was off.
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That's why I'm not gonna not take blame. I should know it was your birthday.
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Yeah, but you weren't working. Why would you be thinking about my birthday on vacation that. Now listen, as self centered and dumb as I am on Anthony Pusick's vacation, he should not be going, oh my God, it's Peter's birthday. Stop.
G
Yeah, I think I was working that day. Now you, on the other hand, everybody else were off.
D
You, Tyro, Jake, you. No, seriously, Jake, you have no excuse.
E
He's gone to Peter Palooza. I've been told.
D
Yeah, haven't you?
G
Yeah. 2012, thanks to Hip Hop Mike.
D
Wait, 2012? If you're sure. It's 2012. It wasn't in fact, Peter Palooza.
G
I think it was.
D
Well, who's on it?
G
It might have been. What odd future.
D
Was it odd future in Raekwon or was it because our future was on multiple times?
G
It might have been our future. Meek Mill or like our future.
D
Was it outside or inside?
G
It was outside. It was Brooklyn Williams.
D
Yeah, that's like, that's like 2014 or 15.
G
Okay, okay.
D
Or 13. No, 2013.
G
Okay.
E
Okay.
G
So yeah, it was right around then.
D
Yeah. But you, you have no excuse. But now did you. But you already knew I was a birthday guy.
G
Obviously I knew you were a birthday guy from last year because I was the guy who shot the text to you and you said thank you and then you said nobody else reached out. And then that's how we got into this whole thing.
D
That's right.
G
So that was my indication you was a birthday guy. And then when you came in today and said, I just realized today I'm A birthday guy. I just looked at you, kind of stunned.
E
Yeah.
D
Cause you're like, how did you just find out now? Are you a birthday guy?
G
No, no, no.
D
I don't care.
G
It's a regular day for me. Like, I would probably celebrate maybe 40, and then the big milestones after that. I'm cooked. I'm good.
C
But you want people to know it's your birthday. Maybe you don't want a big deal made out of it, but you don't want to walk out of work going, jesus, nobody knew it was my birthday.
G
No, I don't.
H
Really.
D
Riddle me this.
C
What?
D
In the power rankings, what is the number one birthday?
E
Oh, 21.
D
I'm going to be 21.
G
Yeah.
D
See, I feel like 21's overstated.
E
Interesting. Tell me more.
D
Possibly be overstated because it's made into this huge thing in America because we're obsessed with drinking. I don't. I didn't drink at 21. It meant nothing. But that's zero.
C
But you have to admit you're an outlier.
D
No, no, but what I'm saying is the reason. Hear me out. The reason I am right on this is because there's a factor that can change the entire thing. You remove drinking and 21 is irrelevant.
C
No, it's not.
D
Why? What's relevant?
C
Because you still want to go to a. Go to a dance club. Gotta be 21 to get in. Right. If all your buddies are gonna go out, You. You don't drink. But I also might nurse a soda.
D
But guess.
C
Don't you want to go out and hook up?
D
Guess what people. Guess what people who don't drink want to do when they're 21. Go to clubs either. So for me, it was just. It was a birthday.
C
Yeah, but hold on.
D
But you guys aren't thinking. You're jumping at the first thing in your mind. You gotta think of this as a top five.
E
Okay, so I said 21.
D
And there are some other 18 you're not loving.
E
You're not loving the 21 answer.
D
I'm not loving 21.
C
18 is.
D
I think 18 is pretty big.
C
17 would be bigger than 18 for me because you get your driver's license.
D
Not where I'm from. So you again, can't be number one because it's split 16 and 17.
C
All right, but for me, 21 would still be number one because at least it gives me access. It creates opportunity for me. There's places. I wasn't a big club guy, but to know that I can now pretty. I can go anywhere. That I want. That was a big deal. 17. Because I was driving 18. There is something about being an adult, a rite of passage to. Now you're. You're an adult.
D
But we have to also. Let's be realistic for a second, guys. You can't tell me the top three birthdays are 17, 18, and 21. You can't. They're all the same. It's the same birthday three times. No, it's not. They are. We have to at least get to some of the other milestones in life.
C
There's really no. There's nothing else.
D
There's no. Hold on. 50 and 75 aren't big birthdays.
C
They're big. Those are big birthdays, but those are celebratory birthdays. Usually when you turn it didn't bother me, but 50 is like, wow, I can't believe I'm 50 years old. I'm looking at it from the standpoint of, what do I. What am I now allowed to do? Right? I couldn't drive 17 now. I could drive at 18. You know, when my father's like, well, you live someplace else. I. Not that I would, but, like, hey, I'm 18. You don't. You don't have power over me anymore. I'm an adult. I'm out of high school. Right? I can't.
D
You had no love for 25 or 30?
C
No, because they didn't give me access to anything. They weren't a bridge to something. 21 is a bridge to something. 18, 17. I now am allowed to do this. You're not allowed to do it until you're this age. Once you get past 21. But that. But I think you got to be 25 to rent a car or something.
D
Whatever.
C
But then it's just that they're just numbers. They don't mean anything.
D
See? But I totally disagree with this, Don. Thinking birthdays are only based on what you're legally allowed to do. I think ages hold significance in some way in people's lives.
C
But they shouldn't.
D
But they do. I mean, but I think if you're being realistic, they do. We congratulate people. Okay, let me play the game with me. Is 100 big?
C
Of course 100's big because it's triple digits. It's rare. You don't know a lot of people that get to 100. It's a milestone birthday that not everybody gets a chance to reach.
D
Well, by the way, I mean, I know this sounds a little morose, but I would say the same about 50 and 75. Like, you live 50 years on this planet, you're still doing good. Things are happening. Your life's in a good place. That's not a reason to celebrate. I mean, and this is unfortunate because what did you do for 50?
C
What did I do?
D
It was right after I met you. Was there an event? Did you even do anything?
C
I don't think. I know. I didn't. I mean I. No, I didn't have a surprise birthday. Nancy wanted to surprise me.
F
Okay.
C
So she gave me a surprise birthday party for my 39th because she figured I'd be expecting 40. So then she really floored me. Even that was the Kay was at my house. That's how big a deal that was.
D
But one and all the time.
C
But he had to leave for a. He had a Leaf.
D
Brewers Pirates.
C
No, no, it was. It was a Neil diamond cover band. He had to go.
D
Is that really true?
C
Yeah, he brought one of his rotation and they had to go.
D
Can you believe that? A Neil diamond cover band. Yeah, but you know what though?
C
But he showed up.
D
Yeah, I just want to say complained
C
about how many farms he had to pass before he got to my house.
D
Can I just say how not pimp it is though that he had to leave for a Neil diamond cover band? When you're Michael K and you got a rotation, it should just be hey babe, we're going to my guy's party. And she's like, but I want to see. Shut up. I'm like, okay, that's all it should have been.
C
But this is a difference in philosophy. To me, age is just a number. I'm 58 years old. I still have the mind of a 12 year old. That's right. I've seen it. The things that entertain me are the same things that entertained me when I was 20. All right. She loves. It's about how you feel. It's just a number. But those other birthdays, well now. Now I get to drive or now I get to drink or go into different places or now you know, I am a man. I can leave the house. I'm not under the thumb of my parents anymore. Once you get by those date. They're just numbers. They just really are. I feel exactly the same at 58 as I did when I was 50. It's eight years difference. It doesn't matter. I'm doing the same things. I'm living the same life.
D
Okay, let's keep the conversation going. 1-800-now-93776 by the way. But what about you skipped right past. What about one what about.
C
What about five? You don't know your one. You don't know your one.
D
Hold on. But the point you're. That's not the question. The question is just biggest birthdays. One is big.
C
No, I will tell you.
K
One's not.
D
One's not a top three.
C
I know, but can we at least acknowledge that on the list of ones that I remember?
D
No, that's your, that's. Anthony, do you hear what I'm saying? Can you explain for me better?
C
0 is bigger than 1.
D
0 is not a birthday. You mean birth?
I
Birth.
D
Well, birth is, Birth's pretty big.
C
None of the other ones happen without that one.
D
Well, no, you're free. They start after birth. Anthony, do you have any disagreements here? Are you with locks up and Don? It's all about what you know, what you gain for your birthday.
E
Well, listen, the first thing that came to my mind was 21, right?
D
Well that's a big one. I'm not denying it's a big one.
E
It's a big one. But I think now to rank a top five is tough, I would say probably for of course people. Peter, your religion. Thirteen is big.
D
That's true.
E
Fifteen is big in other, other kids in the era. Yeah, exactly. So you, that 18 in general buy lottery tickets and just, you know, buy
D
cigarettes, lottery tickets, have a great time
E
tax on the poor.
D
Sure.
E
21 and then 30, 40, 50. The zeros once you get to that, to those levels are all big.
D
But that's the thing. Don, the reason I'm arguing with Don is he wiped out every one of the zeros because you don't. And I don't think those, I think that's just a you thing that you're wiping those all out. I think some of those are big.
C
But I would like to think that the, the birthdays that are in my top five are birthdays that I would look forward to. I didn't look forward to 50. I'm not looking forward to 60. I want to get there. But it's not like, boy, I can't wait till I'm 60. I want to hold it off as long as I can.
D
But in retrospect, and I'm trying, maybe this is self serving now because I'm, I'm 47.
E
No, you're 58.
D
Chris said in retrospect, don't you think like you should have sort like 50's 50 is not a bad one.
C
I'm going to be a good one. I'm going to be, I'm going to be completely morbid.
E
Excellent.
D
You were worried you weren't gonna make it.
C
I'm gonna go there. There are very few, if any, men in my family that have made it to 60. I will celebrate 60. My dad died at 59 on my father's side. All died young. My grandfather died young. I never met him. 60 will feel something because it's rarefied air for my family. So it's not like looking forward to it. But I will celebrate that because my dad never got there. You know what I mean? And he wanted to because he thought the same way I did. Like, men in our family don't live long. Now, I didn't smoke like a chimney like my dad did, and I take better care of myself than my family did.
D
But your dad wasn't, you know, kickboxing up a storm.
C
No, he. He was strong. But he smoked, right? He smoked from, you know, but also went to the Navy until.
D
Well, he wasn't in the gym. That wasn't a gym era, was he?
C
No, he was just strong. Strong.
D
That doesn't do anything for your health, right?
C
No, exactly. So you're doing that. That will one for me. But it's not like I'm. I'm counting the days till I'm 60. I'm holding on to 58 as long as.
D
And you should. And we all. And we all should. But I'm saying is, in retrospect, could. Couldn't you have seen a world where you did treat 50 as a good one? Because I think in 20, 26, and again, maybe this is self serving, 50 seems to hit different than it did when we were younger. 50, when we were young, really seemed old.
C
Yeah, 50 doesn't feel that way.
D
50 does not feel like. Because to me, the reason I'm like not dreading 50, although it scares the hell out of me when I stop and think about the idea that Peter would be 50 years old these days. 50 still feels like your prime.
C
Because it is.
D
Because it really is.
C
But it's also, again, I'm not trying to be corny, but it's really how you feel. Does it matter? I mean, there's some people that are morbidly obese. They don't take other. They're 36, they might as well be 100. They're not making it to 40 the way they've treated their bodies. So what does it matter that they're 36? You know, I'm 58. I'm in. Bet I'm in way better shape at 58 than I was at 50.
D
Right.
C
Repug. Don was in his 40s. Did I want to go back to being overweight and just looking like a schlub, where now I'm working out, I feel better. So what does the age even matter?
D
But that's. But now flip the. But flip the script. If, when your 50th was approaching, you had been doing the work because you've been doing what, the kickboxing? What, five years?
C
Three and a half.
D
Three and a half years. If you had been doing that for the three and a half years leading up to 50, I wonder how you would have felt about your 50th birthday.
C
Yeah, well, maybe I'm not sure, but I'm not. Again, I told you how 60 will be significant, but again, it's just a number. It's significant because it's a milestone for my family. But if I feel better at 60 than I did at 50, what the hell's the difference?
D
What's the last great birthday? Assuming you don't make 100, because that's just not a reasonable one to assume unless you're Michael Kirk. What's the last, like, really significant? Even though we said you don't find the post 21s as significant? 75. Is that like the last hammer?
C
Yeah, I think 70.
E
Well, Party City represented your birthday. It was a big birthday.
D
What does that mean? Like, they have a thing.
E
They have 50, 60, 75. Those were all. Remember those. Anybody ever walked into party city, 90 would be.
C
90 would be a cool thing, too. But you know Declan. Declan's 10 is a big one. He's going to be 11 because August 11th is his birthday. So last August 11th, he turned 10. It was big. You know who was big for? For us, because he's. Wow, he's double digits.
F
Yes.
C
I don't think Declan really.
D
It didn't hit him the same.
C
No, you know, it's a. It's a. It's a great question.
N
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B
Thanks for listening to the Don Hahn and Rosenberg podcast.
D
I didn't listen to anything you just said.
B
Catch the show on demand whenever you want, just subscribe to us wherever you get your podcasts.
C
Mets and Yankees have the night off. Yankees will take on the Phillies down in Philadelphia starting weekend series tomorrow. Mets get back to work as well at Citi Field, take on the Dodgers. You know, it's so sad that, like, where the Mets have gone. I, I was, I was in the car today and I'm, I was, I think, I think it was on this stage and advertising met Dodger tickets. Hey, big series coming up at Citi Field. CEO Tani and the Dodgers take on the Mets. I get the beginning of the year. You're like, probably all looking forward. Hey, listen, got to get over to Citi Field. July 24th, that's a weekend series against the Dodgers. And in here, The Mets are 17 games under.500, and the Dodgers are the best team in baseball. I mean, like, God, crazy. And Philadelphia should be nuts because the, you know, Phillies are playing well and, you know, Yankee fans are going to travel down to Philadelphia, that's for sure. So we got lots to get into tomorrow with all the baseball. 1-800-919-3776. Get back to the busy phones. Let's talk to Kevin in Manhattan. You're on ESPN, New York. What's going on, Kevin?
H
Hey, guys, thanks for taking my call.
N
Always.
H
And Peter, Happy, Peter.
F
Happy birthday.
H
I'm glad your colleagues got you some cake. Everybody should have cake on their birthday. So slash it at you. So, couple thoughts on the jets first. You guys nailed the analysis. I'm lifelong fan, longtime season ticket holder. I'm sick to death of losing. It's a poisonous culture. We've got the worst owner in football. I think the biggest challenge, though, is this notion of tanking.
J
Right.
H
What I would say to the tankers is, we've tried it. We failed at it. Everybody remember, suck for Sam. How'd that turn out?
C
Turned out well for Seattle.
H
Rally wins a Super bowl, right? Right. He runs, he goes. Seattle with Super Bowl. What about Zach Wilson? I don't want to hear about tanking. I want to hear about winning. So you guys nailed it. They got to deliver on the field. The one thing I'd ask you guys a question, you got, you know, the coach now putting himself as defensive coordinator, you know, says, I really did it well in Detroit. I should do it here. That kind of strikes me as kind of desperate, and it's going to detract from his ability to run the show.
C
Well, you know. Well, you know, I didn't honor my tease from earlier, Kevin, but it's along the same lines. And thank you for the phone call of the whole. I really hope the jets decide to take the tact. Don't. Don't. Don't say anything. All right, no bold predictions. Hopefully, if there was a lesson learned from what they did last year and certainly from Aaron Glenn, is. Stop with the tough talk and getting on the media and all. Listen, just go about your business, all right, man? Let everything on the field tell the story. No. Oh, defensive calling's my superpower. Or, hey, Geno Smith's gonna be everything he was in Seattle. It's his redemption story. Prodigal son return. Stop. Just go about your business and let your on the field tell the story of the 2026 Jets.
H
All right?
C
No bold predictions, no smack talk, nothing. Just go about it. Everybody knows what you're trying to do, and then whatever your record is at the end of the season, let it be. But enough of all the big talk and the hype. Stop it. They were pretty good at it last year. They didn't say a word. And then the season started and Glenn started getting on the media and it just kind of felt like he was trying to give off this tough guy Persona. Listen, you're not winning games in the press conference, okay? Ripping into the media or ripping in the fans or big talk is not winning games. It's not converting first downs, it's not scoring touchdowns. It's not winning games. The only culture change is actually go out there and win. And let's see if they can do that. Mike and Hawthorne, you're on ESPN New York. Hi, Mike.
F
Hey, guys. How are you? Peter, Happy birthday, brother. All the best.
D
Thank you, buddy.
F
Enjoy.
D
Appreciate it.
F
Enjoy. And that was, That's. It was an interesting Thursday thing. I. I'm not sure. I'm a couple years older than Don and it sneaks up on you, but it's. It's a good thing that it sneaks up on you. It's better than the alternative.
C
Exactly.
D
That's right.
F
Just one. A couple things. Don, I can't believe how long it's been since we. We started this asshole thing down at Franklin Field all those years ago. Boy, it is. It has come a long way. And everybody in the borough wants to continue to thank you. And, And I heard that you're going to be calling in on Sunday at the Short ways thing that we do that. The. The thing at Short is for guys, for promoted too. So we will. We will pump it up there as well. Also with the Jets, I'm the season ticket hole. I'm a die hard Dolphin fan my whole life, but I'm a Jets season ticket holder and I couldn't agree with you more. Just play. You know what the difference between the the best team and the last team in the NFL is? 3 or 4 guys on each side of the ball. It's not this quantum leap. And the coaches have to figure out a way to get guys better, come up with a plan and stick to it and not be talking garbage and not be talking smack about, you know, we're going to do this and we're going to do that. I'm on my way to high school football practice now. Just got, just got home from work. And you know what? It's not about the X's and the O's. It's about the Johnny's and the Joes. You got to play. You got to play and you got to shut up. So, Peter, Happy birthday, Don. Looking forward to the 22nd and looking forward to talking on Sunday.
M
Have a good day.
C
Talking to you as well. That's Mike, my buddy. He'll be at the Sasso softball on August 22nd. Definitely come by. We'll have more details as we get closer to it. But it's at 5 o' clock August 22nd. Alan will be there. Peter, looking forward to seeing them getting a chance to play. Brian o', Halloran, Greg Buddle, Marty Lyons, Ken Danico, Ian o' Connor. Should be a lot of fun, but it's just about you gotta win. That's the only thing that changes culture. We saw with Rex Ryan. Rex Ryan did more for the team getting to the championship game than predicting Super Bowls and talking all it doesn't matter.
D
Just talk.
C
And you know, Peter, your whole life, the guys that do the talking are usually the guys that don't do the walking.
D
Usually that's usually the case.
C
And you're going into a season where nobody knows what to expect. You got a coach that's probably coaching for his job because I don't think he can survive another bad season and just go out there and win games and then we'll see where it is when the dust ends up settling.
B
Thanks for listening to the Don Hahn and Rosenberg podcast.
D
I don't want to know how the
B
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Air Date: July 23, 2026
Hosts: Don La Greca, Alan Hahn, Peter Rosenberg
Theme: New York Sports, Team Culture, and the Value of Birthdays
In this engaging episode, the trio navigates two major topics: Peter Rosenberg’s birthday and what it reveals about relationships, self-awareness, and workplace camaraderie; and a conversation about cultural change, expectations, and reality checks for the New York Jets heading into the 2026 NFL season. The “That Guy Thursday” segment led to an introspective and often very funny discussion about the truth of being “a birthday guy.” The callers add their own passionate insight and stories, bringing the listener directly into the vibrant, opinionated world of New York sports fandom.
Peter’s Birthday Call-Out:
“I have texts from three on-air personalities... Michael K, Alan Hahn, and Ty Butler. That’s it.” – Rosenberg (02:41)
“Ty. In spite of the fact that I invited Ty to my birthday party seven minutes before it started, he still sent me a lovely message.” – Rosenberg (03:07)
Social Dynamics in the ESPN New York Station:
“Ty had an excuse. He had a physical ailment.” – Don (05:07) “No, I wasn’t gonna go.” – Jacob (Ty) (05:36)
Memorable Moment:
Jets Faithful Weigh In:
“If they put a decent product on the field, I could cheer and be happy losing... But I'm delusional. I still have faith in this team. And I love the organization so much. I'm gonna keep spending my money to watch losses. I do it every year.” – David (07:17)
Panel Analysis:
“You can’t finish 500 anymore with the 17 game schedule. But if this team finished 8-9, 9-8…you can't be disappointed with that.” – Alan (08:16) “Stop with the tough talk…Let everything on the field tell the story. No bold predictions, no smack talk, nothing. Just go about it.” – Don (44:39)
Notable Quote:
“You know what the difference between the best team and the last team in the NFL is? 3 or 4 guys on each side of the ball… And the coaches have to…not be talking garbage…Just play. You gotta play and you gotta shut up.” – Mike (46:39)
Peter’s Revelation:
“I actually don’t think of myself as a big birthday guy…but I realize now…that I am, in fact, a birthday guy…Every single person here, I think, already knew what I just realized today.” – Rosenberg (24:26)
Self-awareness & Workplace Rituals:
“When I complained because there was no post…you have every right to as a birthday guy. But now we learned you were a birthday guy.” – Anthony (27:36)
“Harsher words were exchanged than in any discussion between me, you, and Michael.” – Rosenberg (13:13)
“John Cena…his direct quote was, I saw you arguing with someone on the Internet about investing…and I just want to let you know…I am not comfortable with risky investing…I am you.” – Rosenberg (19:54)
Ranking Major Birthdays:
“You can’t tell me the top three birthdays are 17, 18, and 21. They’re all the same. It’s the same birthday three times.” – Rosenberg (31:24)
Personal Reflections on Aging:
“There are very few, if any, men in my family that have made it to 60. I will celebrate 60...my dad died at 59. My grandfather died young. 60 will feel something.” – Don (37:12)
Notable Quotes:
| Segment | Time | Details/Quotes | |-----------------------------------|----------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Birthday Call-Out & Who Texted | 00:43–07:07 | “I have texts from three on-air personalities…” – Peter | | Callers on Jets’ Culture & Faith | 07:07–11:19 | “I’m delusional. I still have faith in this team…” – David | | That Guy Thursday: Birthday Guy | 24:15–29:06 | “He is I. And I am him…Because I realized…I am, in fact, a birthday guy.” – Peter | | Viral Arguments & Hip-Hop Lingo | 11:19–23:15 | “Harsher words were exchanged than in any discussion between me, you, and Michael.” – Peter | | Birthday Milestones & Reflection | 29:34–40:51 | “There are very few…men in my family that have made it to 60. I will celebrate 60…” – Don | | Mets/Yankees Update & Sasso Softball | 41:33–47:05 | “Mets are 17 games under .500, Dodgers are the best team…” – Alan | | Jets Leadership & Talk is Cheap | 42:39–48:03 | “Stop with the tough talk and getting on the media…no bold predictions, no smack talk, nothing…” – Don |
The dialogue is honest, self-deprecating, and rife with New York attitude—full of teasing, quick wit, and the kind of chemistry that can only come from long-term working relationships. The episode flows seamlessly from interpersonal workplace rituals to the pains and hopes of local sports fandom and even inadvertently offers the kind of wisdom that comes only with age (and many birthdays).
If you only catch one segment of this episode, tune in for the “That Guy Thursday” revelation: Peter’s earnest, funny admission that he is, in fact, “a birthday guy” (24:26). The episode perfectly captures what makes Don, Hahn & Rosenberg a go-to for New York sports fans: passionate debate, sharp humor, and moments of genuine insight about life both on and off the field.
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