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Don Hahn
That sounds like heaven to me.
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Rosenberg
Oh, this song. That song is a creepy, creepy song. No, no, the line, the line. Don, she's just 16 years old.
Don Hahn
Leave her alone.
Rosenberg
Leave her alone. They say.
Don Hahn
Now there's a video. I don't know if you ever saw the video.
Rosenberg
It's incredible. Adds to the creep, it just makes it creepier.
Don Hahn
Right, and he's got like one of those, you know, old mullets where you're kind of bald in front, long hair in the back.
Rosenberg
It's not business in the front, it's nowhere.
Don Hahn
Right. He's clearly his 30s and you know, he's singing about a 16 year old knocks on the door. The father answers, send him on his way. He's lucky he didn't get his head snapped off his neck because I got to tell you, if Benny Mardonis is knocking on my door When Jalen's 16, he's not making it back to his car.
Rosenberg
No, definitely not.
Don Hahn
All right.
Rosenberg
No, no, that's what I mean. But it was different in the 80s.
Don Hahn
Well, it was different. Do you know how many songs involve like 16 years old? Yeah, she's 16. You're beautiful and you're my.
Rosenberg
Yeah, but that's supposed to be sung them from the perspective of a 16 year old boy. True, Benny, they're saying that song is about a young boy as well. But I'm sorry, Benny, then you can't play the character in the video.
Don Hahn
And I guess it depends on the state you're in. But you know wingers. She'.
Rosenberg
Yeah, 17.
Don Hahn
What was the next slide?
Rosenberg
Daddy said she's too young, but she's old enough for me.
Don Hahn
I'm telling you. Where are these daddies? Like going to Kip Winger and just beating on his face. Just taking the handsome out because he
Phil
was a good looking guy.
Rosenberg
Yeah, he was.
Don Hahn
Not anymore. Yeah.
Rosenberg
Like slamming his face into the wall a few times.
Don Hahn
What was that line from? From Raging Bull. Oh, he ain't no pretty no more. Oh, my.
Phil
If. Just.
Don Hahn
If Kip Winger's singing about jalen.
Rosenberg
She's only 17. Yeah.
Caller or Guest
How old is he, Daddy?
Don Hahn
Let's say he was 19. He's flying around the stage. She's only 17. Daddy says she's too young, but old enough for me.
Rosenberg
Yeah. He's basically endorsing the idea immemorial.
Don Hahn
Kip Winger.
Caller or Guest
I don't. This doesn't hit the same as. I don't know who Kip Winger is
Rosenberg
by the end of the video. This video is made in mem.
Caller or Guest
In the same video.
Don Hahn
No. You never heard the band Winger.
Caller or Guest
I don't know if I know he
Don Hahn
had the audacity to name the band after himself. At least Van Halen had two. Van Halen.
Caller or Guest
Right? Right.
Don Hahn
I don't know.
Caller or Guest
Right.
Don Hahn
Right there. He might had a brother in the band who decked. This is like 19. What was it? 86, 87. If it was again, the 80s music in the 80s.
Rosenberg
Death.
Don Hahn
Pure death. I. I'm excited tomorrow.
Rosenberg
80s because music.
Don Hahn
The 80s on eights got the. The countdown. They're doing 1982. That's right in my wheel.
Rosenberg
Oh, my God.
Don Hahn
You start getting deep in the 80s about this before just absolute filth music.
Rosenberg
Is this on tomorrow?
Don Hahn
Tomorrow at 9. And then they repeat it throughout the weekend.
Rosenberg
That's my favorite thing.
Don Hahn
All right, so Kip Winger. I don't know. But aren't the record companies saying, listen, I know you're a little caught up in the whole art thing, but do you know what you're saying?
Rosenberg
Yeah. Do you get what you're. The story you're telling?
Don Hahn
All right, so he's 64. So he was born in 61. So let's say that out that they song come out.
Rosenberg
Because I would have been 15 when that song came out. 15 to 16 years.
Don Hahn
I gotta see. Because it was. It was definitely there.
Rosenberg
Actually. No, I remember this now. I was 17 when that song came out. Because I knew a girl at that time who, you know, we had answering machines. Yeah. 89.
Don Hahn
Oh, my God.
Rosenberg
Yeah. Yeah, he was 27 years old singing that song.
Don Hahn
You can't be 27 singing that song.
Caller or Guest
Well, but is it about a personal time from his past and he was singing about when he was 17.
Rosenberg
Don't really think he's telling.
Don Hahn
Do you really want to take the chance that people in 1989 are going to break down his song? It's not American Pie, all right. Or are they just going to assume that he's a pedophile?
Rosenberg
Don't. Donna. As I was saying, this is the, like, you know, you get the red flags with people you meet. The red flag I got was this girl we had back then answering machines that had. You could record a song, right?
Caller or Guest
Oh, yeah, of course you would.
Rosenberg
So one time I, I gave her a call that was the song on her answering machine. I'm like, yeah, I'm good.
Don Hahn
But you know what?
Caller or Guest
But she just liked the song.
Don Hahn
Sure. How old is she?
Rosenberg
Sixteen.
Caller or Guest
Why wouldn't. What's weird about her liking the song? I, maybe I don't understand the song. What would be weird for a 16 year old girl to like the song?
Rosenberg
Well, check the lyrics and then get back.
Caller or Guest
Yeah, I don't know what the lyrics are, so you're putting me in a weird spot.
Don Hahn
Yeah, well, listen, God love him, God bless, but it just shows you in the 80s, like, was anybody paying attention? Who was the comedian that was in that show on hbo? Crashing.
Caller or Guest
I don't remember.
Don Hahn
He's. I want to give him credit. It was, it was, it was on HBO maybe a few years ago. I want to be able to get his name. Oh, Pete Holmes. Okay, all right. You know Pete Holmes?
Caller or Guest
Sure, I do.
Don Hahn
He does a bit like with Springsteen, the song I'm on Fire. Oh, girl, is your daddy home? So you all alone?
Rosenberg
Creepy.
Don Hahn
And he does it. It's like, why wasn't the producer like in his ear going, bruce, have you seen these lyrics? What are you singing about?
Rosenberg
What are you talking.
Don Hahn
What's the matter with you? But there was a time where I
Caller or Guest
was like, that's the problem. That's. Well, that's what makes these things both creepy and funny because you start applying now to then and it doesn't work.
Rosenberg
The 80s was a very.
Caller or Guest
The 80s was the end of olden times.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Don Hahn
Oh, big time. It's a brave new world.
Rosenberg
It was the anything goes decade. And then we realized we probably need to have some parameters.
Don Hahn
Yeah. And we're gonna have to, we're gonna, we're gonna have to answer to these at some point.
Rosenberg
Yeah, that's happening now.
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Don Hahn
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Phil
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Caller or Guest
Oh God.
Don Hahn
What happened?
Caller or Guest
I'm reading the lyrics.
Rosenberg
Yeah, yeah. I didn't call back. Let's. I didn't leave a message.
Caller or Guest
No, no, I don't mean those. I'm reading on fire Verse four. Oh, let me.
Rosenberg
What are your.
Caller or Guest
What's your fakacta song, Ian?
Rosenberg
It's a winger.
Caller or Guest
She's 17 lyrics.
Don Hahn
All right, hold on.
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Don Hahn
All right, let's.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Don Hahn
You want to read them out loud?
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Caller or Guest
I saw sparks fly from the corner of my eye and when I turned it was love at first sight I said please excuse me I didn't catch your name It'd be a shame not to see you again oh, and just when I thought Just when I thought she was coming to my door she whispered sweet and brought me to the
Don Hahn
floor There you go.
Caller or Guest
She said I'm only 17 I'll show you love like you've never seen she's only 17 daddy says she's too young but she's old enough for me.
Rosenberg
He's 27, 28 years old. As he's singing this, as he's singing,
Caller or Guest
Come to my place, we can talk it over. Everything down in your head.
Don Hahn
Yeah.
Rosenberg
Yeah. So that was the 80s.
Don Hahn
So that was. Yeah, that was the 80s.
Rosenberg
And this all came because we played the. The Benny what's his name song.
Don Hahn
Mardonis.
Rosenberg
Mardonis. And that song is also heavily creepy. You know what? We have a list. Top five heavily creepy song. Yeah, I think we.
Caller or Guest
Oh, you know what? That would be something Don Hart did,
Rosenberg
a song that is also the reverse of it, but also creepy. All I want to do is make
Don Hahn
love to you oh, yeah. Just picks up like a boy. Street.
Rosenberg
Well, he's a boy and he's. And he's in this. He's. It's raining. And she just decides, I'm gonna take him to a hotel, have my way. It's. Listen to that song. So it was.
Don Hahn
I'm surprised, really. I'm honestly surprised we made it. And so you know what? We should say, some people didn't make it through the 80s. No, we fortunately did. And you know what? We needed people like Anthony Pusick to be born in the 90s to say, you know, no more guys. It stops now.
Rosenberg
Right?
Caller or Guest
And also, don't even bring up the 90s.
Don Hahn
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Don Hahn
Now, Bill Sims was on Barton Carlin earlier getting closer to the draft. So Phil was asked about Ty Simpson. This should perk Allen up. Phil, can you give me a player currently in the NFL that compares to Ty Simpson?
Phil
He has a really, really good NFL arm and he's very athletic. He runs around, he plays, he's tough as hell, all that. And I was trying to think of who is he in the NFL And I came up with Bo Nicks. That's about the only, I thought the closest I could get. You know, guys that move around. Well, he's a little better athlete, I think moving than Bo Nix is. But I think Bo Nicks is just, he plays big, throws it down the field and those are things that work well I think with Ty Simpson.
Don Hahn
What does that do for you?
Rosenberg
I mean nothing.
Don Hahn
You're dead inside of the jets.
Rosenberg
The comps are, you know, so Bo Nix. But a Bo Nick's comp like Bonix is pretty good. It does. He's not blowing you away.
Don Hahn
Right?
Rosenberg
He's pretty good.
Don Hahn
So if he doesn't get hurt, the Broncos might be in the Super Bowl.
Rosenberg
Right, Right. So he's pretty good. But we all know that their defense is why they were where they were. But, but I'm, look, I don't have great expectations of Tyson, but if you,
Don Hahn
but if you draft Bo Nixon or Ty Simpson. Ty Simpson and he becomes Bo Nixon, you drafted him 33rd overall. You're doing backflips.
Rosenberg
Yeah, it's pretty good. You gotta, you got a capable starter that if everything else with your team is good, you have a chance to, you know, to do something. But is he like you're, you're 10 years my quarterback situation? I don't know.
Don Hahn
I will see I guess what Bo Nicks can be.
Rosenberg
But no, that's interesting stuff.
Don Hahn
Phil says Ty Simpson would fit the jets, but may not be what the team wants.
Phil
You know, the Jet, I think he can fit into their offense that they're going to create very easily if they do drafting because you know, we got Musgrave and Frank right there, they're going to run a very traditional offense. All the movement, everything you want to see. I think it's a really good spot for him, but might not be exactly what they want.
Don Hahn
Yeah, I don't know what they want.
Rosenberg
They know what they want. Which to me is at least. At least I could say that. Which I. You didn't always get to say that in the past, but I do trust. I think Darren Muji has a plan. I think they do know what they want. It's. They're not going to reach for a quarterback in this draft.
Don Hahn
Right.
Rosenberg
But I do think they're going to draft a quarterback. It just depends on who and where. But I don't. It doesn't feel like it's going to be the first round.
Don Hahn
Now, the Giant side of things, Phil Simmons has asked, do they need another wide receiver or Jeremiah Love?
Phil
More Jeremiah Love. If you want to turn your team around, maybe the fastest way to do it is have a great running back. And I think Jeremiah Love is a great running back who will, day one, adapt NFL style, running back, whatever you got to be. And if the Giants take him, I won't even have one negative thing to say about it. I will just go, wow, I love it. I really do that with Jackson Dart and, you know, getting everybody, Malik, neighbors, outside, getting him back, man, this could change the football team quick. And of course, I love the fact that they got these two offensive coordinators there, too. Greg Roman's going to show Jackson Dart some new ways to run a quarterback keeper or whatever it is and not get hit. Showing a lot of Lamar Jackson because he didn't take many big hits either. Jeremiah Love with that, this football team and an improving offensive line, that would be so exciting, I think, for Giant fans.
Don Hahn
Right.
Rosenberg
He's got to get past Tennessee, of course, but.
Don Hahn
And that's kind of where you figure he's going to go. They don't need a running back.
Rosenberg
They don't need a quarterback.
Don Hahn
I mean, a quarterback they need, you know, they could use a running back and that's the way that they've been doing it for years. But again, he would be.
Rosenberg
That's, you know, the Derek Henry thing all over.
Don Hahn
Exactly. Now, I don't want to sound like a broken record. I'm all for the Love pick. Fifth overall is high. But don't let's not have a conversation four years from now. You know, we just paid Carter. We just paid Dart. We're gonna have to franchise Love because we just don't have the money and
Rosenberg
he's a running back and you know,
Don Hahn
and now and then all of a sudden he's gone because you had to pay other guys and he's a running back and we don't want to spend a lot of money on. No, if you're going to pay him,
Rosenberg
here's why it's different. And I don't mean to cut you off, but because we're pressed with time, the difference, I think this is because Harbaugh plays that style.
Don Hahn
Okay.
Rosenberg
Line of scrimmage, physical football. This guy fits that. I think previous regime, right. You remember was it was not something that Dable really wanted in his offense was a guy like Saquon that was a, you know, he, he was running a different offense that they used Saquon but they weren't going to feature him. And that's why it didn't make sense to pay him.
Don Hahn
Right.
Rosenberg
Because that wasn't how they wanted to play. John Harbaugh wants to play physical at the line of scrimmage style. And everything they're saying about love is somebody that's going to step into the NFL and make an impact immediately. That's why taking him at five with a young quarterback and a young offense makes a ton.
Don Hahn
Oh yeah, listen, the Saquon comparisons are there, right? But back then they needed a quarterback and there were quarterbacks in the draft and the Giants were in a rebuild. Just didn't know it at the time. Time now for the amazing starting lineup, which is brought to you by Ramsey Mazda. The two guys that love each other, Lindor and Soto at the top of the lineup. Lindor leading off playing shortstop. Soto is in left field batting second. Bichette's at third and batting third. Polanco is the DH batting cleanup. Robert Jr. In center field batting fifth. Vientos is at first, batting sixth, playing second base and batting seventh is Simeon. Catcher is Alvarez and rounding it out is Taylor in right field. Peterson makes the start for the mets, who have a 9:45 start. Mm. And then the pregame will be at 9:00 o', clock, right after Ty Butler. That was the amazing starting lineup brought to you by Ramsey Mazda. Get more for your money at Ramsey Mazda. Like a new 2026 Mazda CX50 or Mazda CX90. Choose wisely. Choose Ramsey Mazda. Well, we'll only have the Mets to break down, but we can preview, of course, the Yankees or not preview, actually recap their opening day.
Rosenberg
Right.
Don Hahn
A little bit later on in the show and we'll give you all the details on the weekend coming up as well. Yeah, and more Drop Madness.
Rosenberg
Rain possibly tomorrow, too. We hope that doesn't ruin things.
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But April, well, Drop Madness is going to continue on no matter what, rain or shine.
Don Hahn
That's right.
Rosenberg
Yeah, you're right. It never gets rained out. That's the beauty of the game.
Don Hahn
Always nice to listen to Ty Butler. He's going to be coming up next. We'll talk to you guys tomorrow again at 3. Donna Rosenberg, ESPN New York thanks for
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Episode: Hour 4: Strange Lyrics
Date: April 2, 2026
Hosts: Don La Greca, Alan Hahn, Peter Rosenberg
Overview
This episode dives into the problematic and peculiar lyrics of popular songs from the 1980s, with the hosts humorously reflecting on how societal standards have shifted—and exploring why so many hit tunes from that era wouldn’t fly today. They also briefly discuss football draft prospects, particularly Ty Simpson and Jeremiah Love, and touch on Mets and Giants news. The signature blend of sports, pop culture, and unfiltered commentary makes this a lively, memorable hour.
(15:27–20:39)
(20:39–21:48)
This episode mixes wry reflections on the inappropriateness of past pop music with serious (yet relaxed) discussion of New York sports news. It’s a reminder of how much has changed in both culture and sports, and how much fun can be had with a knowing look backwards.