Evil Overlords!

Summary

DOPE AS USUAL Podcast – "Evil Overlords!" (Feb 10, 2026)

Main Theme / Purpose

In this lively, candid episode, hosts Thomas Araujo (Dope As Yola) and Marty O’Neill unpack the state of the world in 2026, riffing on everything from the Super Bowl and celebrity scandals to the Jeffrey Epstein files, “evil overlords,” government conspiracies, and dystopian power structures. As always, the conversation blends dark humor, sharp observations, and self-deprecating storytelling, all fueled by a healthy serving of skepticism—and weed. Alongside these big-picture themes, the hosts open up about personal stories, podcast milestones, pop culture, buying too much “heady” hash, awkward hookups, and the spirit of just “not being creeps.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Super Bowl Talk, Fakeouts, & Social Media Hysteria ([00:10]–[10:35])

• The episode opens with light banter about fashion, then shifts into post-Super Bowl reflections.
• Thomas describes a viral prank where he Photoshopped himself into the Super Bowl broadcast booth with Tom Brady, ostensibly smoking a fat joint. Many thought it was real due to the rise of AI and hyper-realistic imaging.
  • “In the caption, it says, if you think this photo is real, you should slow down on the dabs.” (A, [07:53])
• Discussion spreads into how AI and Photoshop have changed what people believe online, plus anecdotes of old-school sneaking joints into stadiums and evolving weed culture at public events.

2. Five Years of “Dope As Usual” and Podcast Nostalgia ([10:35]–[11:57])

• Celebrating the 5-year anniversary of the show.
  • “This has become a lifestyle. We’re out here against all odds because of you guys.” (B, [10:42])
• Reminiscing about memorable guests and the blending of memories over hundreds of hours recording.

3. Epstein Files, Celebrity Scandals, and "Evil Overlords" ([11:59]–[21:03])

• Massive, candid speculation about the newly surfaced Epstein files implicating countless celebrities and billionaires.
  • “A lot of your favorite people are in those papers, man. Jay Z has left the country… Push a T. Also, you know who’s not in there? The guy they called crazy? Mr. Kanye West. He’s not in there.” (A, [12:56])
• Kevin Spacey's bizarre public statement about playing Epstein.
• The theory of a long-overdue “reset in entertainment” where “creeps” are finally revealed and ousted.
  • “Glad we’re not creeps. … Even if we got one view a month from now on, we’re not creeps.” (A, [18:22])
• Government secrecy, redacted names, and frustration with how high-profile people evade justice.
  • Marty: “Like we always talk about them sharpieing their names out of the emails… Who’s above the law that’s sitting there with the fun?” (B, [18:03])
• Implications that gatekeeping in LA media spaces is often driven by those who want to keep out “normal,” non-predatory voices.

4. Power, Corruption, and the "Overlord Playbook" ([21:03]–[25:10])

• Discussing the implications of money and influence, from minor hustles to elite-level evil.
  • “If I have billions and billions and billions and the strings and the cops… I could do whatever the fuck I want.” (A, [22:34])
• Entertaining the idea of reincarnation, video game/Westworld-level conspiracy, and how the ultra-wealthy think differently about morality.
• Joking about forming their own “evil overlord” island—but with only consenting adults: “We need our own island. Start transporting of-age people. So everybody’s like, damn dog, that island’s the shit… No, no kids, no. Don’t hurt nobody though.” (A, [76:10])

5. Deadpool, Movie Theories, and Pop Culture Tangents ([25:10]–[37:36])

• Detailed riffs on Deadpool, Deuce Bigelow, Rob Schneider’s politics, and the oddity of idolizing presidents or public figures via merch.
  • “Identities wrapped up in another guy or another human is so creepy to me.” (A, [28:25])
• Jokes about weird celebrity encounters and the transition between supporting Obama vs. Trump in pop culture.

6. Race, Social Performance, and Satirical Commentary ([37:36]–[40:09])

• Bantering about performative wokeness, racial guilt, and trends like bowing to Black Israelites during BLM.
• Returning to a running joke about a friend’s hookup with a woman “like Shaq,” showcasing the hosts’ irreverence for taboo or awkward subjects.

7. Conspiracies: “Simpsons Did It,” Nephilim, and Redacted Power ([40:09]–[47:35])

• Suggesting the Simpsons’ predictive powers are because “they’re the ones doing it” (A, [35:39]).
• Debating conspiracy theories around Nephilim/giants, child trafficking (Pizzagate), and tunnel networks.
  • “If I wanted to do these things, what would I do to stop and not let anybody know? I’m gonna own the local news… Blackmail the local news and go, hey, if you ever put anything out there, this tape’s coming out…” (A, [40:14])

8. Life, Hustle, and the Challenges of Content Making ([47:35]–[54:13])

• Update about Thomas's content schedule: Three new videos every week (Monday, Wednesday, Thursday at 3pm) for 2026, plus behind-the-scenes struggles with overbooking and time management.
• Discusses the tension between making reviews ("I’ve always done reviews. You just don’t like it now.") and fans’ desire for more storytime or “hangout” content.

9. Weed Economics, “Heady Hash,” and Burning Through Bands ([54:13]–[81:36])

• Long, confessional segment detailing how much Thomas spends weekly on weed and hash—upwards of $2,000 for 1.5 ounces of flower and various grams of top-shelf hash.
  • “I’ll just be transparent right now… I got an ounce and a half for two bands. Basically. That’s a lot.” (A, [57:14])
• Joking about drug dealing, markups, and ethics in using his internet fame for weed discounts (he never does).
• Forays into hash snobbery, obsession with rare/exclusive strains, and a plan to bulk buy from favorite companies to cut costs (“I need a bucket. I need a bucket. I just want to bug people.” A, [81:38]).
• Relating weed obsession to coping with family chaos and the podcast grind.

10. Family Identity, Cultural Chameleons, and Identity Snark ([86:03]–[98:18])

• Hilarious, open riffing about Thomas’s mom cycling through cultural identities (Mexican, Asian, Black) and how his family shifts their mannerisms/identities based on relationships and vibes.
• Broader commentary on people who let nationality, group, or friends define their identities.

11. Comedy Journey & Austin Trip Recap ([113:36]–[129:20])

• Thomas shares performing a tight three-minute spot at Joe Rogan’s Comedy Mothership in Austin, swapping stories with comedians like David Lucas and Rachel Wolfson.
  • “Shout out to David Lucas. I did that. It was super fun.”
• Reflection on the challenge of cramming bits into short sets, especially bits about race and culture that sometimes make crowds freeze before the punchline.
  • “I said, all the black people speak Spanish. The crowd went silent. Not a word.” (A, [118:21])
• Expresses a renewed hunger to do stand-up more consistently; describes the kill-Tony show and hanging with the top comics.

12. Rat Saga: Marty’s Truck vs. The Rodent Assassin ([103:00]–[112:04])

• Ongoing story about Marty’s war with a crafty rat infesting his property and now destroying his car wiring, leading to hundreds in repairs and a deepening vendetta.
  • “It’s gone even deeper. So now me and this got real actual murder beef… Now it’s on me to strike again.” (B, [105:50])

13. Closing Banter: The “Dope As Usual” Family, Stray Thoughts, and Meta-Humor ([132:07]–[135:00])

• Jokes about self-identification (“Guamanian, city of Downey, not Guam”—a running inside joke).
• A few final callbacks: “I ain’t no kids” (the hosts’ catchphrase for disavowing anything suspect or creepy), brothel island hypotheticals, and referencing the 5-year mark for the show.
• Celebratory outro and shout-outs.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Creeps and the Industry:
  “Glad we’re not creeps. …Even if we got one view a month from now on, we’re not creeps.” (A, [18:22])
• On Blacked-Out Justice:
  “Like we always talk about them sharpieing their names out of the emails…Who’s above the law that’s sitting there with the fun?” (B, [18:03])
• Cynicism About Power:
  “If I have billions and billions and billions… I might even go kill them over, because I can… That’s how these fools are thinking.” (A, [22:34])
• On Explaining Pop Conspiracies:
  “The creator of the Simpsons is in the files… Nah, dog. They are the ones doing it and just drawing it early to let people know, like, this is what we’re going to do to you.” (A, [35:39])
• On Hash and Weed Spending:
  “I got an ounce and a half for two bands. Basically. That's a lot.” (A, [57:14])
  “I need a bucket. I need a bucket. I just want to bug people.” (A, [81:38])
• On Family & Identity:
  “Her vocabulary consists of 14 words… Their vocabulary of an average Mexican cholo is limited. You know what I mean?” (A, [85:43])
  “It's like when south park again, when the Dog Whisperer comes in and Cartman and he gives up. That's my mom right now.” (A, [93:00])
• On Joking About Dark History:
  “Essentially, Peter Pan is a fucking thief, kidnapper, creep. Taking kids somewhere where they’ll never not be kids. An island where they stay children.” (A, [72:50])
• On Podcast Morality:
  “We’re out here against all odds because of you guys.” (B, [10:42])

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Important Segments / Timestamps

• [07:53] – Photoshop prank & commentary on media fakery
• [10:35–11:57] – 5-year anniversary of the show
• [11:59–21:03] – Deep dive on the Epstein papers, celebrity outtings, and “evil overlords”
• [35:39] – The “Simpsons did it” conspiracy joke
• [54:13–81:36] – Massive, detailed segment on hash, weed pricing, and the economics of being a weed influencer
• [86:03–98:18] – Family, identity, and cultural chameleons
• [103:00–112:04] – Marty’s rat saga
• [113:36–129:20] – Stand-up in Austin / kill Tony experience
• [132:07–135:00] – Final inside jokes, podcast family vibes, outro

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Tone & Style

• Comedic, brash, raw, and deeply irreverent—never shying away from sensitive subjects but always grounded in self-aware, anti-authoritarian, pro-freedom-of-speech banter.
• Frequent use of running inside jokes (“I ain’t no kids”), callbacks, absurd hypotheticals, and pop culture riffs.
• Intimate, confessional, sometimes conspiratorial—offering listeners the sense of being “in the room” for real talk between longtime friends who’ve seen it all.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode of "Dope As Usual" traverses the highs and lows of the zeitgeist, from Super Bowl antics to the rot at the top of society, always peppered with humor, self-reflection, and the irrepressible urge to call out BS in all its forms—whether from billionaires, creeps, or weed dealers gouging prices. It’s a reminder, in the hosts’ own words, that “not being a creep” and staying real is a full-time job, and no amount of views or hash jars is worth losing that integrity.

Transcript

[A]

Perfect. Perfect, Perfect, Perfect. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast. My name is Thomas Dope as you. This is my co host, Marty o'. Neal.

[B]

What's cracking, folks?

[A]

What's up, guys? How you doing? We both have hats on today.

[B]

You know what?

[A]

Besides the skin, we're. We're twins right now, guys. We're twins right now. Now you did it. You got that 1991 I'm late for school sweater on right now.

[B]

Yeah, you're right. That is exactly.

[A]

I like it. It's like you just throw it on.

[B]

Pour it over my shoulder. I mean, I'm getting hella in it.

[A]

Yep. Yeah, he is. We have a friend recently that bang. Some girl and she was. There's not. We're not shaming anybody. I'm not. I wasn't even there. I didn't even see her. He explained it. I, I. All I see is Shaq in my.

[B]

Head with a wig on.

[A]

With a wig on and. Or a skinnier version of the chick. Did you say steak from Deuce Bigelow? Mel Gigolo. And there's nothing wrong with that. That's what you're down for. But he's not. And he let it slip and he kept saying, go. What did you just say? You didn't have to say anything. It got worse and it got worse and then she blocked me. Like, oh, my God. After all that, she didn't like your ass. Let's go, dude. I love it. What a way to start the episode. How are you guys? Welcome to the Dope As Usual podcast. It's Tuesday. That means the Super Bowl's over. That means we have seven months of just this football's on. That's what. For the next seven months, guys, Super Bowl's over.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

It's so sick. I have no idea. But let's move on. It's Tuesday. Hold on.

[B]

What do you. What are you expecting when you go, like, I mean, you're fair. Red doesn't know. This man's going to the Super.

[A]

I have no idea.

[B]

You're gonna be at this thing damn near possibly with some cool ass people.

[A]

Yeah, I have no idea. I don't know what to expect. I hope the game's good. Let's hope I get to watch the game.

[B]

Okay, So I just want to see.

[A]

The game and not suck. That's really. I don't, I don't want it to be 4105, you know, like, that's, I just hope it's like, it's a lot of traveling for a bad game. Yeah, that's all.

[B]

Do you hate. Do you, like, hate one team more than the other?

[A]

You don't care at all. You're just. I don't care at all. I hope the Seahawks win West coast.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Other than that, I could not care less. Do not care. But yeah, super bowl should be sick. I hope it's super sick.

[B]

Stefan Diggs got our name all in his mouth this week, and I don't really understand. Let us grieve and let us do our thing. Oh, the bills, media and show. Yeah.

[A]

It's so weird you said that. I had a dream last night. I was walking through this, like, store or something, and he was standing right there and said some weird ass to me and I walked away and went, that Stefan Diggs. That was it. Now that you said that, what do you mean he said some weird stuff to you? You said some weird to me in my dream last night. Weird. But he was dressed like Randy Moss when we were growing up with like a long oversleeve, oversized long sleeve and.

[B]

Braids like some regular. It wasn't.

[A]

Yeah, he wasn't like superstar, just like Kirby and Stefan. What did you say? And that was. I don't remember anything else. But yeah, I mean, let the bills be the bills, man. Who cares? Nobody cares. Yo, I didn't know your.

[B]

Your.

[A]

Your homie Josh Allen was married to an actress. That chick? Yeah, Apparently I didn't know that. She's the chick from center. She did a good job. I agree. I didn't realize.

[B]

Shout out. Yeah, I didn't know. I had no idea who she was.

[A]

The one from city. He's dating Michael B. Jordan. Is that who he's dating? I'm kidding. What? No, man. Michael G. Jordan's not dating Josh Allen. Damn it, Marty.

[B]

Out of you for a second. Try to do some math in my head. Like, what the.

[A]

Nah, dude, I think you would know. Okay, real quick. Speaking of football, you guys, I don't like AI. I don't like using. I don't like that stuff. There was something called Juxtaposer, and it's a brand. I mean, it's a brand. It's an app. And you zoom in real close, pixel by pixel. And I can erase stuff. And that's how I put myself on stage of the Beatles all the time. Or with Forrest Gump. I used to do stupid stuff. Now everybody could do it in a heartbeat with AI. So people aren't like, as like, whoa, that's cool, anymore, or everybody assumes that it's real because they know I'm not. I don't like AI that much. I posted a picture a long time ago. I. I made a picture of me. I put a. Like a tie on a long sleeve glasses, and I was sitting next to Chris Collinsworth. I'm like, oh, this weekend I'll be in the booth at the football game announcing, just joking. Nobody thought it was real. Five years ago, we just redid the picture because I was like, you know what? I have a lot of better equipment now. Let's take some old pictures and do them good. Not just on my iPhone with a grow light. So we did it. Now I'm next to Tom Brady because now he's, you know, he's an announcer. And it looks real. It's not AI, it's Photoshop. But I'm smoking a joint with headset on in the booth with Tom Brady saying, hey, I'll be at the Super Bowl. The super bowl hasn't happened yet, so that's fake. Second, why would I be with Tom Brady as a sports announcer? Third, you can't smoke weed on TV at the Super Bowl, I have a fat joint in my hand smoking. You know how many people asked me if that was real? Your friend OG Calls me yesterday, oh, no. And goes, I know it's not real. I know that. But it could be.

[B]

It could be. That's the thing, though. Like, it could be. I mean, I guess, like, I think.

[A]

I wouldn't have been like, hey, dog, I'm gonna announce the Super Bowl. Damn, that motherfucker's fast. Holy. Get Cardi B off the field. That's all you're gonna hear. You're gonna hear me. Stop showing her. That's all it's gonna be. Over and over. Missed a play because you showed where Cardi B was. I hate this. Just like when Jessica Simpson came and Tony Romo started up. Damn it. Who else did it? Who else? Who else got Taylor Swift. She did that too. She the same thing. They're like, yo, 16% Taylor Swift shots, 84% football. And they, you know what? They know what they're doing.

[B]

We got a famous too. Why is she's never been on camera?

[A]

You know why? Because he's a football player, not a gimmicky guy. He's a real football player from the Central Valley. And he's just shocked to even pull that. Really? He's like, I'm from the Valley. Like, you know when deers start to run for the first time? That's a guy from the Valley dating Some famous chick. He's like, I don't even know how to walk next to you. Like, I'm an athlete, but that's. That's pretty much. I think that's going on. He's the tallest guy that ever come out of the Valley for sure. Like, where did that come from? Dude, our water's tainted. Maybe he ate a bunch of Mexicans and was like, yo, I got taller as a kid.

[B]

Could be.

[A]

Could.

[B]

Could be that I don't run.

[A]

I wouldn't put it past him.

[B]

That's how I got my height.

[A]

Yeah. He had all the Muslims from his country crack a couple eggs and cracked a couple eggs.

[B]

Make an omelette, you got to crack a couple eggs.

[A]

Talking about Muslims from your city. Couple omelets, man. What the. What are you talking about? Oh, yeah, your friend OG Hits me up. Somebody else that I work with goes, hey, man, I know you're real busy with the Super Bowl. I saw the post, but if you could let me know about something, Something. I was like, hey, man, that wasn't real. I hit about 40 people in the DM yesterday going, hey, guys, I appreciate you, but this is just a joke. In the caption, it says, if you think this photo is real, you should slow down on the dabs.

[B]

It was a good Photoshop shout out to Rocco.

[A]

It's. It says it anyway. I thought it was real funny. It's not real. No. I'm not going to be announcing the Super Bowl. I'm just going to be there, high as hell. That's it. There's nothing else. All right. Super bowl time. Super stoked. I got a wild weekend coming up, though. It's gonna be cool.

[B]

What's the protocol for the weed at the Super Bowl? Would you bring it?

[A]

I mean, I was smoking joints when I was 19 at the Candlestick, because I asked the security guard, hey, can you smoke weed here? I heard you could. He goes, anywhere. You can smoke a cigarette, you can smoke weed. That's when that just passed in California, when it got lenient. So I remember I brought like eight joints to this. To the. To the candlestick. They showed. I showed them in my pocket. I'm like, this is joints for the smoking section. The guy laughing, go ahead. I'm sitting there. The smoking section of Candlestick. You're just facing the escalator. Every single human that comes in just sees you and above, so they see me. I had 900 people going, what the is smoking? I was some young ass kid just blowing huge joints and blunts back then. And I'm definitely bringing weed. Yeah, right into my head.

[B]

Oh, oh, and you're going, you're going to hide it.

[A]

No, you know what? Maybe I shouldn't bring weed inside because I'm not going to miss the game. I'm not gonna stand up during halftime.

[B]

You're gonna want that.

[A]

Maybe I should just bring them. Yeah, I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. Bring the pivot or some maybe metal inside of it. Pieces of what? It's gonna be joints, you know what I mean? And I gotta bring hash, a jar, a dabber, some qtip like, oh, I was just bringing a joint, dude. Ask somebody for a lighter at that point. But yeah. So the day before. Oh, tomorrow actually, tomorrow morning I leave to Texas. OT just got a pig. So I'm really excited to hang out at OT's house because he has a pig now. He's a little pig. I'm gonna get, I'm get high with and play tomorrow. I can't, I can't wait. I mean I'm gonna get high and then play with tomorrow. Sorry, not get the pig high. I mean, I don't know. Texas pigs might be different. I get these open, carry on strapped.

[B]

He'S on lean, he's all lead.

[A]

See. I'll go tomorrow. And cuz ot, Mexican, OT has a rodeo this weekend in Houston. So I'm going to go hang out for a day. Rodeo for a day. He says he has something called T. Maybe I shouldn't say that. There's a lot of explosives. I can't wait to explode things in Texas. And then Sunday morning at like 5am I get on a flight to head straight to San Francisco for the super bowl. And then it's should be sick. Dude, what a cool weekend, man.

[B]

This Sunday, five years of dope as usual.

[A]

Oh, the eighth, let's go.

[B]

Appreciate you guys every day, in and out. This has become a lifestyle. We're out here against all odds because of you guys.

[A]

5 year anniversary from the day we posted. Isn't that crazy? What a trip. Five years on the 8th. That went fast, right? I don't really remember all of it, but I do at the same time.

[B]

So many guests.

[A]

If we got in and out of here, did our thing and left, I would remember more. But we've every time we've chilled here for hours, hours after. So it all starts to blend together for damn sure. Wow. What's one thing we haven't done since we've been here.

[B]

Like that we want to do?

[A]

Change the vents okay.

[B]

Oh, you mean like.

[A]

Yeah, like we've been here for five years. What haven't we done? Change the vents. I've never mopped. That's it.

[B]

Yes. So shout out helps us keep this place clean and looking good and all that type of.

[A]

Been here for a long time. This. In August, I'll have this warehouse for six years. Wow, that was fast, man.

[B]

It's cool to see half that full of papers now.

[A]

Yeah, that was fast, dude, speaking of papers, this Epstein shit's getting crazy. No, I'm just kidding, but not for real. The biggest topic on Earth is the Jeffrey Epstein thing. There's been a lot of creeps throughout history. This one just got caught. That's how I think. They controlled a lot. A lot of creeps still right now going, damn, that Jeffrey Epstein's a creep. With a person locked in their basement. It is what it is. People are weird. People are creeps. I've seen a lot of things, a lot coming out, and I can't wait. I can't wait for the reset of entertainment when it comes out that half these people are creeps. Good. Can't wait. Get them out of here. There's no Kevin Spacey. I'm sorry, I'm homeless now. Shut up. It's over for you, bud. He said today that he would willingly would be willing to play Jeffrey Epstein a biopic. Kevin Spacey said, why would you say that, dude? That's like, if I beat the out of. Somebody goes, hey, I'm gonna play oj. Like, this doesn't help your case, dog. You just beat your wife. It doesn't help. But what I'm gonna say is this. A lot of your favorite people are in those papers, man. Jay Z has left the country. He said, I saw a whole article on it. Jay Z's been named in that so many times, so many times. Doing some creep ass, creepy stuff. Push a T. Also, you know who's not in there? The guy they called crazy? Mr. Kanye West. He's not in there. You know who I'd call crazy, too? The guy that might blow our cover. Makes sense. This is all coming to light. What else got outed yesterday? That is confirmed. The Nephil. Nephil. You see that? Did you see it? This is an article on it. Now this we've been talking about. Giants are. I've been saying that there's no way on Earth that we're the biggest fools ever. And Shaq's the little guy back then. Do you know what I'm saying? I have a Homie, that's Samoan. All his brothers, everybody's Samoan. He's the smallest guy. He's one of the biggest guys I know. And he's the little brother. He's not the youngest, he's just the smallest brother. His brothers wears size 17 shoes. He's huge. He can palm Rosie and Monica or he could pick them up like this. It is the weirdest thing you've ever seen. To pick up 140 like this, 120 like, that's insane. Just my fingertips. That's crazy. Now imagine that the Samoans are the little guys. Y' all look this up. Guys, say it again. You go Nephil nephew. Nephilim. Nephilim. Say it.

[B]

What's the conspiracy theory that.

[A]

That giants didn't ever existed? It's a myth. Because guys, I, I'll say this. I have a homie that is to had five tours in Iraq and he said that's one of the things they talk about constantly is in Iraq and the case of the. Supposedly there's huge giants. Giants like humans that will kill your ass. And there's so many reports about it. And I asked my homie because I was talking, he goes, dog, that's like common knowledge over there. All the villagers know to stay away. All of them say they've seen things. They do not go in that part of the. The caves. They don't even go near it. Actually, I believe that. You know what? I think there's some wild cool stuff right behind those guys. Like, like the never ending story. They're just the, the bricks to get through. I believe it. Where do you think hell is? At the center of the earth or below us. How do you get down there? Through a tunnel. That's what I think it is. We're doing this, Mario. It's like the lower. You ever seen the house of a thousand corpses? That's how I feel. There's a place in Iran where you just go up to a hole, all you hear screams. You see that like they, they document. It's hundreds of feet down. You just hear yelling. But they're like, it could be gases releasing. That sounds like a screaming and a guy screaming. I guess it could be gases. The I just chalk it up as I don't know. But now that all this stuff's getting let out, guys, this is. I'm more scared of what these super, super rich guys are going to do now that they're out and going, well, I have nothing to lose. This people. That's what scares me. Bill Gates Just got outed as a creep. That's it. He's out. He's out and about. And I saw a thing last night where he responded verbally. All he said was, I wish I'd never spent a minute with Jeffrey Epstein. It was a mistake. Didn't say, sorry, dog, I've been getting the out of people. No, he didn't say any of that. He just said, oh, I wish I never hung out. That's like, you ever see that clip of that kid? He goes, my little brother ordered a bong and my mom found it. And he's open it. What is that? I don't know what it is. We'll open it later. Oh, wow, a vase. That's the government and we're the mom going, dog, that's a bong. Stupid. Like, no, it's a vase. Cool vase. Like, no. Nope. You can't just say no. That's like when you're a kid, you go, hey, go to your room. No, not in trouble. And you walk off. That's what the government's doing. And we're all shock going, fuck, damn, what are we gonna do about it? Because for real, what are we. What are we gonna do about it? I feel like there's enough vigilante dudes out there willing to give up their lives to do some wild shit. It'll happen. You've ever seen V for vendetta? One dude, you know, it took one guy. So I feel like there's, there's people are pissed of pissed enough. Bill Gates, the richest man on earth, all these weird ass emails going on through some of the richest, most powerful people on earth. The Clintons just agreed to testify. You see this? You see what's going on right now?

[B]

So it's like millions of pages worth of emails.

[A]

And, and this has been, it's been like months is supposed to come out to. Was more than that. This is the. They were like, okay, we can show that, we can show that. Just cover the names. Just cover the names. That's not. Hey, man, when you have evidence in court, you can't just go, hey, black bar that. But the government's allowed to do that. No, dude, this is, this is, this is a, that's a dictatorship move right there. That shit's crazy. I don't even care about politics. I'm talking about straight black and white. That shit's not right. That is weird. There's a bunch of fools out here being creeps and they're finally outed.

[B]

Like we always talking about them sharpieing Their names out of the emails and. Yeah, well, who's allowed to do that? Who's above the law that's sitting there with the fun?

[A]

It's like playing Call of Duty. When you get the admission, it has the black bar on some of the information. Like, what the Is happening redacted.

[B]

Are you guys releasing this information or not?

[A]

But I don't know. But I say this a lot. We've been saying this for five years. Coming up. Glad we're not creeps. Glad I don't have to worry about this guy. He's going to worry about me. We don't have to be like, yo, don't take the show down. Don't Cody coat us right now, dude. Because it could happen and it's not going to happen to us. It's. If you think about it, how many shows in LA are left? Not a lot. A lot of people just stop doing their show because they're like, well, it's not making the amount of money for me to want to go in. Like, all right, get out of here. It's. They're more homepage for everybody else. Get the out of here. That's how I feel. Like we stuck around. We've been here through non monetization. Through monetization, we're getting blocked, we're getting banned from getting everything. But we're not creeps, so we win. Even if we got one view a month from now on, we're not creeps. So at the end of the day, like, I see some people we've talked about on the show being creeps in person, and I just like, I hope I never have to come in contact with somebody like that because I can't just be like, hey, what's up, dude? Like, your stuff, it's never gonna happen. And maybe that's why we're not allowed in this into the next level of. You know what I mean? Like, well, you know what? Now with all this Epstein going off, maybe all these creeps get kicked out or exiled, and then we have a normal race of people handling, you know, media and not, oh, gatekeeping. You won't no kid. Don't put this fool in the video. Like, oh, damn. And we've said that how many times, Marty? Literally, verbatim. I ain't no kid. I ain't no kid. We said that so many times. It's finally real.

[B]

It's great to have a clear conscious and not being creeped, though.

[A]

Great. Love it. You know what? Like, if I'm under anesthesia, I'm not Gonna wake up and go dice anything crazy? No, nothing crazy to say. What the.

[B]

And I am encouraging Josh to try to catch celebrity creeps.

[A]

Josh from Depp. We're not gonna do it, guys. But we had an idea. Like there's a certain, certain creepy ass fools in the music and comedy acting industry that we can get on the show. But I don't want to because of creeps. I've never put up with the show. But what if we put up on the show and as they sat down we go, can we talk about your allegations now? And Josh walks in with his phone. So you're texting 14 year old girls, start smacking the dog shit out of him in 4k. No one would ever trust us. But then again, good. If you don't trust us because you might get beat up because you're a creep, then don't come to the show. That's a good way to out right there. But you don't want to come. Why? All right, I see. Could be, I don't know, Daisy's in that. That's insane.

[B]

But what, what, like I don't have the wherewithal to sit there and read through this.

[A]

What does it mean that a woman testified that Jay she woke up and she was being assaulted by Jay Z and Harvey Weinstein out of bed multiple occasions that he's been in these, in these documents. I mean if you're that big a power, you can do anything. I would make my wife be the, you know, win every Grammy ever. I'd also make her dye her hair blonde and you know, take over, take over country right after. Because you're allowed to. Damn, I thought a lot like a king, like a king back in the day, like yeah, your career is going nowhere. You don't like me, you don't like my one out. You know how crazy is Wendy Williams talks about Beyonce like two minutes later the was comatose, couldn't think was in the home. Yo, you ever seen Empire like that goes down, man? I, I believe every ready put this way you got a hundred thousand dollars, you're from the hood, ready. It's a lot of money. What could you do with that? You could probably take someone's house if you want. Hey, go kill that. I'm moving to his house. I'll give you 5k. People kill for thousand dollars. You ready? Fools kill for crack rocks. Listen, if I have a hundred bands, I can do so much in a ghetto ass neighborhood, right? If I have 10 million, what could I do in a residential neighborhood? But if I Have billions and billions and billions and the strings and the cops. I could do whatever the I want. I might even go kill them over, because I can, you know, I mean, that's how these fools are thinking. Like, I bet you I can kill this girl and no one's gonna know. You know how creepy that is, dude? Like, ever seen the Pest with John Leguizamo? That shit's real. People get hunted all the time. Maybe not in America, maybe they might, but that shit's real. There's documentaries about this kind of stuff. And it's scary, dude. Rich people are just. Maybe they know something we don't. Maybe super rich people are like, yo, you know when you die, just. You pop up in another body. Depending on what you set yourself up, you can pop up in a good family or you can be in a gutter in India or something crazy. You know what I mean? Like, it could be. Or what if reincarnation's real and they know something that we don't?

[B]

Like, if you could engineer, like, if you can, like, try to decide how, what you come by, or you send somebody off to be a, like, sea.

[A]

Slug, a pig in a slaughterhouse, you.

[B]

End up at OT's house getting stoned.

[A]

And that's a cool pig. Yeah, yeah, great pig. Cool. You saved a family before you died in a fire. So now you come back as a super, super cool rich lady's dog, but don't do nothing but chill all day. Like sick. Yeah, but you can't come back as a person because you killed a guy once. So when you do good this live, you come back as a person. Super sick. What was it? Wait, where have I heard this? You do good, you'll come back as Jude Law. What is that movie? Pineapple Express? I've heard this. Come back as Jude Law. No, if I want to come back as anybody, it's Ryan Reynolds. Like, yeah, I want to be over six foot bitches. No problem, money. Who cares? Like, also, I'm gonna make Deadpool. Like, what a badass, badass life that fool has. Sick. And he was in Two Guys, a girl in a pizza place. What a good show. Not really, but he was in it. What are we talking about? Oh, yeah, rapist. We got to make a Deadpool from. I ain't no kids, man. Yo, if we could do this, like, a little line of just the little words that we said as a poster and call it, this is your brain on drugs. And it starts, I ain't no kids. And at the end, like, you should donate to this gofundme. Also love Deadpool 3 or Deadpool dude. It could be cool. Could be very cool. I just showed this full Deuce Bigelow. Never seen it. Rocco was Deuce Bigelow too. I was like, great, great movie. I didn't get a lot of it. Like, yeah, because it's a part one. What a good movie. Rob Schneider's so funny. So funny. He's super political right now, but Rob shot is so funny. Dude.

[B]

I just saw him in the news. He was saying. Yes, he was saying some about. Some about. You know what I'm talking about.

[A]

Rob Schneider's diving, like diving board head into this Republican. I mean, that's what he likes. That's what you like. Just be Jessica for us. Stop being a political guy. Just be the hot chick. Just be funny. Just do that from home alone too. Dude, don't. Don't tell me about you like Donald Trump and nobody. You know what's weird when people, like, rep the president. You know what I mean? It's crazy if you think about it. Doesn't mean this anymore. Fools are nuts, man. I unfollowed a. That I recently met. She was pretty cool like, like in the industry because she posted something, not because she likes Donald Trump. I can give a if you like. I don't care if you're republic. I don't care. She put savior Trump. She started off her caption as savior Trump will be. And I went, oh, let me get the out of this. Unfollow this. That was the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life. God, jfk. Like, no one reps the president like that. Dog. Are you North Korean? Then stop repping the president like that. He was on a show recently. He got made fun of by the Situation from Jersey Shore. Like 10 years ago. You want to rep that guy? That guy had a roast about him. So did Justin Bieber. Take it back. Why would I ever say his name like that? Justin Bieber's the man. Throw it back. So did Bruce Willis. He also had a roast about him and David Hasselhoff. What I'm saying is if you rep the president, I think you just really don't like the other side. And it's like the douche in the turd sandwich. Like, oh, I. I like a turd sandwich more. Not because you like turd sandwich. It's just a better choice. Once again, south park coming through with a great way of just telling you to shut the up. You want to do your turd sandwich. None. Exactly. So What I'm saying is don't rep the present like it's a Tim Brown jersey. Because fools rep that so hard. Like, you've seen it, you're in. You're living. You live in Orange County. You see it, fools love it. I would never.

[B]

Very weird.

[A]

Put a Trump flag. I wouldn't put a Biden flat. Why would I put a flag on my car? You live in a nice neighborhood where things don't get stolen. If you leave trash in the bed of my dad's truck, it's going to get stolen. Like, you never leave anything in the bed of the truck, let alone the fucking flag you purchased. Maybe it was free, you know, Maybe it was free. Yeah, but no, get a bumper sticker. Dude, stop going all out. I don't know, man. I just find. I just find the people that dive into political, like, have no hobbies and they can't drive or something. Something's wrong.

[B]

I borderline wouldn't wear even like a. Another good man's football jersey at this point in life. Like, I mean, I would, but like, I'd also be like, I'm good.

[A]

What if it's a chick chicks football jersey?

[B]

All right, let him in.

[A]

But no, Marty, I ain't gonna wear another man's jersey. Jerseys are sick, dude.

[B]

But I'm just saying, like, to let alone just my identity be wrapped up in another guy.

[A]

There it is. Identities wrapped up in another guy or another human is so creepy to me.

[B]

Especially if you're like an older man, bruh.

[A]

Well, this is the thing. If you do stuff, are your kids ashamed? Don't do it. Here it is. Like you wouldn't do some where cam like, damn, what the. Dad, you wouldn't do that. Cuz like you're not goofy. But if you could do some where your. Your kids like, oh, then you're probably up. That's all. Don't let politics be your life. Because it wasn't like 10 years ago when the black guy was in charge. You fucking racist. Only black people ripped Obama gear, dude. And the certain whites, they were like, I'm not racist. Look at my Obama shirt. Look, it's an outline. It's an outline of Obama. Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah, actually it's a Mori outline or a Montel outline. You're just racist. Yeah, where was everybody repping that, huh? Do you remember when during BLM or white people were like doing like big prayer circles where they bow to black black people? You remember that? That was a funny. I've seen Internety like Al Sharpton's not the president of black people. Well, he told my daddy was once again south park coming back to just help us out. Do you remember that when people were doing the bowing to regular, like, the black Israelites in the streets?

[B]

I don't know about that show.

[A]

That shit was crazy. They were apologizing for being white. If that's not the most racist shit I've ever seen in my life, if this was flipped, it's 1950, you know? I mean, we stop doing that shit because it's not right. Like, people were racist as fuck back then. And it's gotten to the point where people like, I don't want to be called a racist so bad. I'm gonna bow on the ground in front of this man I just met. Like, dog, you might as well suck his dick because you're lame now. Like, that's crazy. You might as well start trying to bang Shaquille o'. Neals. Like, our friend the other day. I just wanted to bring it back because he told me not to talk about it. But he doesn't know. Nobody knows what we're talking about, so it's funny.

[B]

He was mortified.

[A]

He let something slip, and I went, what do you mean? Hooked up with some. Go, cool. She was bigger than me. Go, you're pretty big. You're a tall guy. That's cool. WNBA player. That's cool. He's like, she wasn't. She wasn't smaller than me either. I go, oh, she was a big. Oh, you got a new bed, I hope, or something. He goes, oh, no. Like, she. She likes Shaq. Oh, my God. What's wrong with you? I just imagine Bob Sapp, the big black fool from the longest yard with a wig on. That's what I'm imagining in my head. Someone that buff dresses a girl is always going to be funny. It's always gonna be funny. I don't think Arnold ever did it.

[B]

Nah, that.

[A]

No, I don't think he did. That's that foreign. She's like, I didn't put no dress on. That's that foreigner coming out. Like, what'd you just say to me? Yo, go watch Pumping Iron. It'll make you a whole different perspective on how much of a dick Arnold is. Because I love. He's my favorite. One of my favorite people. He's a straight to Lou Ferrigno, the Hulk, the guy that plays the Hulk. He's so mean to him because Lou Frigno's half deaf and, like, arms for sneakers going, I'm Mr. Olympia. Kid. Even though Lou Frigno's like, I might beat you. But no, you watch Pumping Iron. Arnold smoking a joint. Yeah, pumping our. I'm coughing every time I lift. It's the weirdest conversation. Dude, young Arnold's a menace for sure. Where are we? I ain't no kids. Now we're talking about Arnold smoking weed. How do we get here? This is the one Juno put his whole mouth over?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Damn it.

[B]

You might want to hit that with some hand sanitizer.

[A]

Fabuloso. Because he's Mexican.

[B]

Can we shout out Jakarta and Duno for a watch?

[A]

Last week's episode is really funny. Like, extremely funny. It reminds me of talking to Aaron.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Incredible. Don't remember what we're talking about, but this whole Epstein thing is out now, guys. There's more stuff coming. I already know. I just can't wait for half of this actor roster to go and go on private. On all accounts. Can't wait. I just hope it's not Adam Sandler or something. That break my heart forever.

[B]

So what's the next foot to drop with this Epstein?

[A]

Like, I gotta be honest, dude. I'm four days late on everything. I could care less. It already happened.

[B]

Are people getting arrested over this?

[A]

I hope so. I hope he watch a lot of celebrities start dying out of nowhere because the are like, he's gonna talk. You know how much he talks in the parties? Kill him. You ever seen Good Fellas when he's like, you want to be cautious? You got to be careful. But not too careful. She started tying up all the loose ends. And that song playing things. Eric Clapton starts playing. And then it just shows all the dead bodies. All summer, there was bodies popping up everywhere. The guy in the freezer from. From Wedding Singer. I got water all over myself. The same guy, Remember? He's in the freezer frozen in the Goodfellas. And then for some reason his. They couldn't have done another take. His fucking eyelashes. Both go, just do another take, man. Or like in blood, in, blood out. When the little brother shoots up and dies as he's dead, he goes, do another take, dude. For all directors out there, if you're fucking dead actor moves, fucking do another take, man. What's up, guys? Taking a moment from this episode to talk about one of our favorite sponsors, and that is Puffco. New proxy is awesome. This right here is the bubbler. Yes. You can put the proxy right here and add water on this side and it becomes a water filtration bubbler. Isn't that awesome? You can do so much. You can do dry Hitch. Like I said, you could take the proxy out, pack it and just have that. Throw it to your homie across. The proxy is awesome. The bubbler, they have the dry, they have the water. And like I said, they have the peak pro and the peak. The pivot, the proxy, the pro, the new proxy, it has all the attachments, everything. And this is app capable. You can use it with the app. Every single thing, just like the peak pro. And it comes in two colors, black and white. Temperature controls, timing controls, everything, just like the peak. USBC charging, 15 dabs per charge. It's a lot. Even when I go in the movies, I'm only taking like five. This is the new proxy. I should say the new proxy. Go ahead and check them [e-mail] we appreciate you guys. This is our favorite sponsor. Thank you guys so much. We appreciate you. Back to the episode. Start making jerseys for our friends that we like. Aaron, get them a bit. I always talk shit to my football friends, but we need to put the. The name on the lower back. So it's a tramp stamp instead of up top. But yeah, here's your Kurt Warner jersey. It says Warner on the lower back because you know, you're dick riding this guy. Anyway, yo, that might be kind of funny. The box at the bottom instead.

[B]

I like it.

[A]

Not bad.

[B]

You could put like a little barbed.

[A]

Wire tattoo around it and little wings on both sides. Tramp stamp jerseys. Tm. You know someone's gonna make them now, right? Once you put things out into the ether in the universe, it just comes true. You ever go on TV and go, I had that idea. You had that idea. And it went. Because you didn't use it and went back into the lobby and somebody else snatched it up. And I believe that fully. Oh, one other huge news. The creator of the Simpsons is in the files. You know how they always say the Simpsons predict the future? Nah, dog. They are the ones doing it and just drawing it early to let people know, like, this is what we're going to do to you. Not trying to warn this fool's at these parties on the logs. Maybe he is like a. A whistleblower, though. Maybe he's like, yo, be careful. This. This is gonna happen. This is gonna happen.

[B]

Don't you gotta blow a whistle to be a whistleblower, though? Do you say anything?

[A]

He's putting it in the biggest show of all time.

[B]

Oh, that's. It wasn't just a breadcrumb. It was.

[A]

No, they write blatant things in the Simpsons all the time. Blatant.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Predicting things. Like the, the Simpsons movie was just talking about the fairy tale environment. If it's a firmament, if that's real. Around the earth they talk about there's like a seal. If that's real. That's what they're talking about for the sentence. The quarantine, the cap breaking, the ceiling, the glass ceiling. That's kind of what they're hinting at. I don't know. Or this is really good weed and I'm going down the rabbit hole, man. Or shut the up about the rabbit hole because that shit's real. Giants are now proven real. Aliens got outed last year. How about you guys stop calling me high? Yeah, period. That's it. That's it. Just remember things could be real. They've been proven the most far fetched. The pizza gate thing is real. It's in the files. Isn't that scary?

[B]

What, what does that mean again?

[A]

There's just keywords that refer to certain.

[B]

I, I get the things.

[A]

So pizza gay was it was Hillary Clinton. She was emailing all these people talking about all these weird ass ice creams and pizza. It's all code word for kids or.

[B]

Girl or boy or whatever.

[A]

It's what they're saying. But there's a pizza parlor I think in Washington D.C. that was linked. They're saying it's linked to the child trafficking and why there's so many people that go to that pizza spot. Could be weird, could be wrong, I don't know. But with this coming out. Dude. Ready? If you had to cover this up, what would you do? I would start a business. And you know what I would do? I would make the walk in two walk ins and, and one walk in only I can get into. And that walk in looks normal but on the bottom there's a hole. You lift it up and there's a super nice tunnel. Just like cartel guys do now. Across the country they do that now. So why wouldn't the government with every single thing they have all the resources on earth, the ability to go cops stop everybody in this town. We're going to be building for about three months. Don't let nobody in. And their orders are like don't let nobody in. This is your job. They don't know what they're protecting, but they know they're a cop. You know how easy it is to, to stop this? I mean to do this I would do what they did. Like yeah. Don't let nobody know. If they find Out. Kill them. I'm making a lot of money here, dude. Done. Wouldn't you do that if that's what you were doing? It's not hard. It's pretty easy. You know, I do. I'd get some shipping containers, and I. I'd bow in the boat and I do a bunch of TVs, Amazon stuff. But 15 out of 100 containers have people in them. Why not? It's easy, you know, I do it. Put them on train cars. Who can stop a train? Nobody. The conductor can stop the train. Done. And if I really want it, I get police escorts. Why? Because I told the police that I need to escort. Why? Top classified information in that booth, in that box. Don't even look at it. How easy is. Have you seen E.T. they shut that town down in seconds. Overtook that boy's house, the whole thing. Put the kid in, like, an. An incubator, told his mom to kick rocks, and stole his alien, all in, like, 10 minutes. All right? You ever seen the movie. What was it? American Ultra with the guy that looks like Michael Cera, like, acts like Michael. Sarah, the guy from Zombieland, go watch that movie. Talking about sleeper agents and how fast they shut that town down with one news report saying, hey, gas leakage. Everybody evacuate. But in all reality, they're just trying to kill somebody. That's what I would do, dude. Try to manipulate Overlord. If I wanted to do these things, what would I do to stop and not let anybody know I'm gonna own the local news?

[B]

Yeah, well, that's.

[A]

That's blackmail the local news and go, hey, if you ever put anything out there, this tape's coming out of you with that.

[B]

With that, dude, your wife, William Randolph Hearst type.

[A]

There it is. I mean, there's been whistleblowers for centuries, dude. You know what happens to them? Easy. Kill your ass. You know, easy it is to kill you. I have all the money in the world. And you know what? The cops, too. You almost say that you're a. You're an evil person, that we need to catch you right now. And you're armed. They might just blast you when they see you. And you know what? I got the. I got the buttons for the back end. You know, I'm sending you to 1945. When you hear a recarnate in Germany. 1945, and guess what? You're an accountant. You're like, oh, no, this is the worst place for accountants in Germany, especially in 1945. So do whatever you want. Just think about it that way. Guys, if that was. How easy would it be if you had all the money in the world? If you're a trapper right now, you keep it under wraps. What if you had the cops on your side? No one would ever find out. You trapped forever. Someone tried to snitch on you, what would you do? You tell the cops to kill that quick. Dude, there's a reason why the mafia operates. There's a reason why gangs operate in the triads and the cartel. The same thing, except they have suits on and they just own our government. That's it. It's really weird. Also, I ain't no kids. So we'll end it with that bookends. I ain't no kids. Boom. Let's move on to this rodeo. Boom. Boom. Guys, real quick, if you don't know, on my channel, the dopest YOLA channel, there's a huge update. Very big update. Super big update. Super stoked. My editor, Henry Rocco and I kind of try to figure out how to pump out more. Instead of me getting an idea and going rock, let's film. How about one day a week I get every idea I have and we try to do all of it. The whole day is a film day. That way I can block out stuff, stop overbooking myself. No meetings, no appointments, no nothing. Because this morning I had an appointment. It's supposed to go from 11 to 12. It went from 11 to 12. 45, 45 minutes longer. I get home at 1:15. From 1:15 to 1, like 50. I'm doing all my posts, all my emails, all my stuff. At 2 o' clock I have a meeting for proper and blazy Susan. I get on blazing from 2 to 2:30. From 2:30 to 3, I have to upload, get my notes ready for the podcast, take a shower, get dressed, and then by three, by 2:45. So I have 15 minutes to eat and take a shower and get dressed because 2:45 to 3:00 clock I go live for my my channel. And at 3:00 clock to 3:30, I am doing the video in the chat. But at 3:10, I have to start driving to here. And then right when we get here, we start filming. But you and Rosie has an event right now. I have to go home and pack because I have to leave in the morning. I'm just saying, like the, the scheduling is dumb, but what if I was like, hey, how about we don't do that? We just film all day today? Like, okay, let's block it off. So that's what me and Rocket did. We have a filming schedule now. Sorry for the elongated ass. Ready? Oh, I have to go buy weed in between this hour and it's 40 minutes away. Impossible to get back in time. So we'll see. Unless I just drive and he throws it in my car and I keep driving. I'll be late. With that being said, we figured it out. I didn't mean to do that, but we figured it out. New schedule. All right. The dopest YOLO channel. I used to really struggle to get eight videos out. It was impossible. And then I really struggled to get six videos out. And then now I'm getting five videos out and I get a lot of people saying like, yo, a lot of ads, A lot of ad reads, or a lot of like review style videos. I've always done reviews. So when people say that to me, I'm like, dude, I've always done reviews. You just don't like it now. But think about this. If I do five videos a month and two of them are always the dopa shop videos, I always do two a month. That leaves three videos. That's still super fun. I'm still getting hella high, so in my head I don't see any difference. But what if I do a cannabiotics video, a Luigi video, that's two reviews and two dopest reviews, and then one other video. What if that other video is me just smoking weed hanging out? Oh, bug. So realistically, you got one video of smoking weed hanging out and four videos about products. Not a good ratio at all. Like, kind of terrible. Actually, now that I think about it from the outside perspective of, yeah, we get you're getting high and all that stuff, but it's all for one brand kind of thing. It's kind of like a review. I think reviews are fun, but in the terms of like a fan, like, go do a vlog. I want a story time. How about you just get ripped on a challenge or go do something? I get it. I still do that stuff, but it's the reviews outweigh that. So I get it now. Like if I had three super crazy videos and then one ad review video in a story time, I get why. I get why people are so excited. And now the past year, they're like, dog, do some different stuff. I understand now. Sorry, the long. A long winded version of saying, I get it now. I understand. So this is what we do. I've only put out eight videos, the most I've ever done. And it was hard. So why don't we just do three uploads a week instead of two and do even more so 12 videos a month. So this is what we decided. We're starting filming three to five videos a week. That way we have the three videos for the next week and there's always two floating in case we can't film. So no matter what, guys, we always have three new videos a week. Now this is the second week now that we've had three videos a week on time, edited, ready to go. So Monday, Wednesday and Thursday, every single, doesn't matter what month. All of 2026. Don't ask for notification bells, don't ask what time. It's never going to change. Monday, Wednesday and Thursday at 3pm Ready Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, 3pm There's a new video on my channel. Epic. Very awesome. Super sick. Most videos I've ever done, ever. And consistent editing all these. Henry's edited all of them and now we got a new editor, Dylan, to help pre chop some stuff and feed it into Henry. Go. Okay, cool. We cut out the stuff that I was going to use. Perfect. I'll start making it pretty like I used to chop it and send it to you. That's the same system except we're pumping out. We're, we're seven videos ahead right now. Like, I'm finally, I'm finally excited to like, oh wow, I don't have to stress and go, oh yeah, I need a thumbnail and do all these posts in between doing four other things. That's my biggest problem is I overbook everything because I'm like, I can do it, I can do it. I'll get it done, I'll get it done. I always do. But I'm always struggling and stressing and last minute, every time I'm getting things done the minute before I'm supposed to. So Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, that's the new update. Dopa Jealous videos. Monday, Wednesday, Thursday at 3pm New videos. Don't ask. Don't need a notification bell. Just make sure. Oh, it's three o'. Clock. There's a new video on right now. Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, every week of 2026, I want to see if YouTube likes this because YouTube really doesn't like me anymore. So I want to see if like, hey, what if I pump up more videos? Would you guys stop banning me? Also, if I pump out eight extra videos a month, those two dopest videos seem like nothing because a lot of people like, you're doing too much for your own brand, like pays for everything. But also I get it. What if I Did triple the amount of videos I do now. Wouldn't that offset it? Yes, it would. 12 videos. And you have 12 videos. Two of them are dopest. And then there's 10 videos a month. Just.

[B]

How are you having. Where are you getting the ideas for all this?

[A]

Just, I've had video ideas for forever, and I asked people, what do you want to see? And I'll go scan through those comments. Go, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I don't know when it's coming out, but I just did the. No, I won't even say it. Somebody will do it for me. Never mind. I have a cool idea. There's a. There's a. There's a trend, like a family kind of friendly trend going on on Tick Tock. I just did a weed version of it. It's pretty fun.

[B]

Is Tick Tock different now? I've seen so many people online bitching about it.

[A]

Tick Tock. You can't say the word weed.

[B]

No, but I'm saying, like, since Americans took it over, no idea. You haven't noticed anything different?

[A]

I don't really watch it that much.

[B]

I've never actually, like, done anything but just, like, post on it, you know?

[A]

I mean. I mean, it's great. It's like Vine. It has hilarious things on it. But I'm good.

[B]

You don't notice your algorithm's all different and check.

[A]

No, I don't notice anything. This is coming out on the 10th? Yeah, it's coming on the 10th. So we have half a month left. We got March coming up. We have hall of Flowers in March. This year's gonna be busy, guys. I'm excited. We have a lot. A lot of stuff happening. Like, a lot. And I'm just excited for it.

[B]

What you got in that jaunt?

[A]

There was a Girl Scout cookie and a starburst OG I don't know which one's which.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Give your pipe your bong.

[B]

I got. I got the. I got my Pete program.

[A]

Okay. Never mind. I'll say. You want to smoke a bowl of this?

[B]

What have you been. You've been just, like, dipping in and out of different jars and.

[A]

Or hash?

[B]

No, with the flower. Just on your free time.

[A]

Oh, no. So I'm tired of not being able to have. Guys, I went through all my old pictures recently because I want to start redoing some pictures. Like The Tom Brady one. 85 of them. I need a pound. I don't have a pound. I have a bunch of different eighth bags from different. Like, I can't find weed abundance Anymore that's good or worth it. It's kind of a bummer. Like a lot of fun pictures. Have a qp. Crazy things. Like there's enough weed so I can make the picture. So I need to find people with weed again. No little lie. Like that's how I feel when I was thinking the other day like I can't just sit here and buy eights anymore. And quarters. Guys, I'm going to this little heady black market spot, right? It's heady weed. It's. I want to try the best ever. I want to try all that cool stuff. I want to try it. Oh, this is the Starburst. I can smell it. How much was this quarter? I found out after because I'm a dumbass. I keep doing it all at once. It's 200 for a quarter, dude. Not sustainable, man. I'm not paying 800 for an ounce. It's not going to happen. Especially with weed at an all time low right now. But that's just like okay weed. I'm just a snob. That's all this is. Dude. If I wasn't a snob, it'd be bomb. I'd have weed for. I wouldn't spend a dollar. I. I'm spending so much money on weed and hash month is it makes me want to not like go there anymore. It's disgusting. It's up actually. I don't know what to do. Like I need to find hash and abundance. Don't have it. I smoke so much that I'm like, I smoke so much that when I smoke bad like okay, it hurts my chest. I can tell right away. I'm like, oh, that was paid. How much for that sucks. So that's why I buy like the crazy heady that I don't gonna love. But it is expensive. Dude. Some of these grams of hash are like $100. I bought $100 grams. What am I doing? I'll smoke 4 grams in a day and a half. That's not sustainable.

[B]

The top shelf should be more like 60, right?

[A]

Like no, no, no. I mean this is the heady soil. Grown water only. Black market. Only a pound.

[B]

Got you.

[A]

You know it's heady co I want to try it. I'm just over here bitching about the price, that's all. And I know I don't use the. You know who I am. I'll post it. I've never done that. I'm never going to ask for discounts. It's not going to happen. So it's, it's too much. Every time I'm coming out. I don't even want to say the number. Every time, every time. It makes me so sad. And I'm only getting like a quarter, quarter, quarter, quarter. A quarter quarter. I only got an ounce and a half. That was like nine, almost a thousand dollars because I'm buying eighth of this, a quarter of that, quarter of that, quarter of that, quarter that. Because I don't want to spend a hundred dollars on a 8 8th. And it sucks. I'm like, I'll just try it once. I'll do a video on it to justify it in my head because I do not want to spend that. It's just not cool. The drug dealer me goes, dog, how much you spend? You're stupid. And viewer, there's people out there going, you're dumb. I get it. I know that. But if you can get a cheaper for me, let me know the. Talk to me, because I smoke it better, but I'm spending more. Yeah, I have to. I'm not going to ask for a discount like, yo, your shit's fire. Can I get it cheaper?

[B]

The stimulating, the economy.

[A]

And yeah, I'm helping out. Most people will be like, you're a. You're using your. Your popularity to get free weed. What an. People used to say to me all the time, it's like, I've never asked for anything ever in my life. I always bought it. Always. And people just don't believe me because they would use my position to their advantage. And I just don't do that. Sorry. You're a piece of. Especially when it's a smaller company. I will never take. I. I would never ask anything free ever. I know what it's like to have a small company. It's not easy to make money. So I get it.

[B]

Okay. What's the. What's the hottest hash in the streets right now?

[A]

I was smoking this called Steady Cushion. It's really good. But that was. So go watch my video. The $250 jar, it was so damn good and it got me high. I don't know why. The CBD mix, like, hit me in the head and I felt high, but I'm not spending that much money, dude. Two grams was $250. I will smoke that within a couple hours.

[B]

Like, I'm going, that's what I'm saying. The gram goes so quick.

[A]

I just. Not everybody smokes like that, though. I'm just. If I'm at working on the computer all day, I can work and dab all day. I can I can do both of those and I do. So if I'm at work for eight hours, how many times you think I want to take? I'm gonna fly through jars. I saw this some, I saw somebody post on January 31, like 2025 hash haul. Like every jar they flew through the year and they had like, you know, a box of jars. Like 200 jars. Like, damn, that's kind of scary. I don't know if I should do that. I did it. I did it for the month of January. It's in my bottom drawer. I need a box already.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

That hash house fireworks box I did the review on. Lasted me four days. It was 14 grams.

[B]

Bam.

[A]

Not good, dude. But I'm dabbing a lot, you know, like I'm always dabbing when I have hash. I'm dabbing the whole time. And I have the puff co, so I'm like anywhere I go, I'm dabbing a half gram at least. That's where it goes fast. That's, that's, that's where it goes super fast. I, I wish I had a full milk connect and I would just smoke full milk all day. I'm going to slow down though. Yesterday I didn't smoke until like 6:00'.

[B]

Clock. You're fasting?

[A]

Yeah, I was fasting. I just, I just, at this point, guys, I just feel like.

[B]

But also, hello, Joints though.

[A]

No, not as much anymore. I, I, I'm smoking like 10 joints a week maybe, but not lately because I don't know fireweed in abundance. Like I'm only buying 200 quarters. Like a piece of. You know how much this would be is a 45 joint if I rolled none of that. I just did roll that. What am I saying? It's exactly what this was. It's a 45 joint, man. He passes to Marty, you got to hit this real quick. Expensive ass weed. Pass that to Marty. Then Marty, he passed that to Nico.

[B]

Pass that, pass that.

[A]

That's 108th right there, dude. Ridiculous, man. Every 108th videos used to be nuts to me. And then I went to my fridge and went, how much was this? I looked at the notes, I went, all three of these were $100 an eighth. What am I doing? I'm doing only custy wild lately.

[B]

Is this not write offs?

[A]

You know what? I went on the first smoke of the day and talked about how I can write off my weed because my accountant did. And I got like 900 heady guys calling me a idiot. Hey, guys, you cannot write off cannabis products. We Know that as a business, it's a little bit different when I'm getting product for videos. Buying a bomb, you know what I mean? Buying matters toward my taxes. The weed we're still waiting on like last year to see my. My accountant put it in to see if it could be actually counted for. Against my taxes. So this is the first year I'm actually going to really, really, really find out if all the. I just really don't know. Want to know what I spent.

[B]

There's no dope as Yellow Channel without this reefer. Yeah, that's just fact.

[A]

Cuz like I think I'm going to stop buying all the black market I've been buying. Because you know what I said? Whenever. Buy money and buy more weed. And I have the most thing that I've spent on anything since I've made any money is weed. It's disgusting. You all right? Ready?

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

Seven. I got seven jars and I got an ounce and a half. It was nineteen hundred dollars.

[B]

That's a lot.

[A]

I'll just be transparent. I'll just be transparent right now. Yeah.

[B]

Seven jars of flour.

[A]

No, I got an ounce and a half of flour.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Seven jars of hash.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Four of those were one grams, so I got nine grams of hash.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Ounce and a half for two bands. Basically. That's a lot.

[B]

It's like a life decision. So expensive at the little trap spot.

[A]

Oh, it's so expensive. It's so.

[B]

They're not showing you no love.

[A]

You're just. I mean, a little bit. They are knocking some off.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I can't do this anymore. That's all. I'm gonna. I'm done. I'm done. If I really, really, really want to find some crazy hash, I'll go buy a couple grams. But I can't do this anymore.

[B]

You just gotta start your weed company.

[A]

I don't have the time of day to get the quality of the. That I want. I want that. That hash with the. With the wave on it. Oh, my God, it's so fire. What's the hash with a wave on it? It's got the little raised. Somebody in the chat helped me. Oh, my God. Bye. Bye. Something coastal living. Coastal, Damn it. Coastal. Oh, my God, that shit's so fire. Wooksauce winery, Ogre farms. So fire. Steady cushions. So fire.

[B]

These are all not ones you can find in stores.

[A]

So I'm at the point where I'm like, okay, enough is enough, dude. You're spending how much money? This is stupid. But that's the whole Point of me making money is like, once I make money, I'm gonna buy so much weed I. I have. But if I really want to put into perspective for how much money I'm spending on weed, they sometimes it's, you know, I put it in videos. So I get it. I do put it in videos. I show 10 of what I buy in videos. I don't show all of it. I kind of embarrassed on how much should I. How much money I spent on weed. It's up. Actually. Never again. How about this? February's over. I'm done. I can't keep doing this, dude. Plus, it's an hour from my house. I just.

[B]

Well, you. So you found a new spot and it's just been too much. You got. You found a good plug and it's like, that's the problem. Go.

[A]

Yeah, that's the problem.

[B]

It's an hour from the house and it's still an issue. It's so far. So you got a two hour troop to go drop two bands. That's a lot of time to think about it both ways. God damn.

[A]

Every time I'm coming home, I just go, oh, I can't wait to get home. Cuz I don't pay him right then and there.

[B]

Oh, let me try that. I'm trying that.

[A]

Let me try that. Oh, let me try one of those. Let me get four of those.

[B]

So you're on a shopping spree every time.

[A]

Well, that's why I call them shopping sprees. That's why you guys ever noticed. I don't say the price is in there because I don't know the prices yet. I get home and I go, hey, man, let me know the menu prices.

[B]

When you do it.

[A]

And he'll break it down and shoot it to me and put the total and he'll break down item by item how much it was. And that's when I go, no, that's why I bought that 250 jar, because I wouldn't. He had one last time. And I. He like, you want that? Another jar? I went, I morally cannot buy that from you.

[B]

Is this once a week or twice a week?

[A]

Like once a week.

[B]

Two bands once a week.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sir. Okay, sir. I don't have Epstein money, sir. No. Also, I ain't no kids.

[B]

We just realized that. We didn't. I. I thought Epstein was a movie producer this whole time.

[A]

You know how far off the loop Marty is that? He thought Epstein was like a Harvey Weinstein. Yeah, you just mixed Them up.

[B]

They were homies, and they definitely are.

[A]

Oh, okay, he's in the finals. They were all creeps unite. You know when, like, the. The. The Power Rangers and they put their belts out. That's how they all meet up on that island. They all pull their belts off. Kids, little boys, girls, both murder. That's what they. That's the. The card. That's what you know. That's when you know what you're into. Like, the murder room is over there. You know what's sad is. That's probably very true. It's really up, dude, that people can just do that to people. It's so sad. Or what do they know? We don't, man. Like, oh, everybody with this color eye actually doesn't have a soul. They don't feel pain. Go kill them. Like, oh, my God. Like the Westworld. What if this is Westworld? And all the elites are like, dog, you're in our video game. Do you know this? There's so many things that could be. It scares the fuck out of me. All I know is I'm not spending that much money on weed anymore. That's. That's. That's what this Epstein has taught me. I need to slow down on the weed. This is ridiculous, dude. Yeah, no, I'm not doing that all the time. But, Marty, that is. That's, like, the cheapest it's been in so long.

[B]

Can you not get regular price at some point? Mix it in with the super heady shadow.

[A]

I'm at the point where I've tried such good hash, so when I go and try other hash, I'm like, is.

[B]

There not growers all day? Like, bro, take my.

[A]

Yeah. What if I don't like it?

[B]

Do you ever try it?

[A]

Yeah, I try something people all the time. Very rarely where I'm like, the spot.

[B]

Is the only spot that's got this.

[A]

No, I'm sure there's a bunch of people with stuff. I know it. I know it. Like the fools I used to go to with Nico. Other Nico. That's just expensive, too. What? I mean, it is what it is, guys. I'm over here living the stoner's dream, though. I could buy any weed. Oh, you. You know what? I'm not trafficking kids or being creep. I'm just regretting my weed spending. That's the kind of level of creep I am. Like, oh, you creep. How much was that? Ew. That's how I feel right now.

[B]

Traffic in this hash, and the worst.

[A]

Thing ever is people knowing that I'm. I Finally started making money because they're like, oh, they're taxing the shirt tax, this. I know they are. I would do it to me too. You. I would do it to me, too, because I used to do it to a guy named Nathan that was like 15 years older than me. And he always wore a suit. Those zips were 190. He always got them for that hot 280. Because I knew he never. Once I say a price, and you don't blink a fucking eye. That's the price now. You know what I mean? I have a fucking perfect memory. I remember looking at you. What part of the garage? And went, 280. Screenshot. Nathan likes 280. Cool. And then one day I'm gonna come with some fucking 200 and go, this one's like 315 a little better. Or I got something actually cheaper today for 260, even though that one cost me 140. And I'm like, please pick the 140, because I want to make almost double on you right now. Oh, man, I love selling drugs. I love selling weed to people. You can always look at people go, you don't want this? I'm going to show you this. I can get more than that. Like, oh, you want more? All day. And the other guy's like, don't tell anybody I showed you this one, all right? This is. One's expensive. Everybody's asking for it. All right, Nathan, thanks. 315. Yo, he worked for the city. Come on, man. The first my friend Dylan sent said, my friend Nathan's going to come over. Is that cool? And I go, yeah, yeah. When I was living in my apartment, Jeebus, my first apartment, and I was. When I had that store in my house, 15 people in a line all the time. It was kind of. I wish I cared about phone footage back then. Like, I wish I had that on camera back then. But he said, hey, my friend Nathan's gonna come by. The second I saw this man, I thought I was gonna have to run away. This guy came up. 6, 4, 6, 5. At least, right? 6, 4, 6, 5. Beard, aviators, aviator glasses, like a cop, slick back hair, wearing a tailored suit. I thought the DEA was at my door. And then he came in and I texted out of him some weed, and. And I sold weed to him for the next nine years straight. Nathan paid my. My rent a lot because sometimes he bought two zips a week. And I'm making like 100 bucks off both of those. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, I loved it. When he wanted to buy quarters, the quarters are a little more expensive. I only did it to people I know did not give a fuck. I wouldn't tax people in school, you know what I mean? I'm not going to tax people.

[B]

I.

[A]

Plus I always sold weed to my friends. It's the guy I met through somebody else. I felt fine taxing him a little more. Anybody that had a job for the city, I always added 30 bucks on. Always. Dylan, I'm sorry. You too? Always. Did you work for the city, dude? Yep. You have a house. Of course I'mma tax you a little more. So that's what people are doing to me right now, man. I'm going start sending like a liaison, like, yo, go buy this stuff. How much they charge you?

[B]

But yeah, what would Ratchet man sound like going into the spot for you to pick up?

[A]

Ratchet man would go in there and go, you got any bloods? You got any blood? Although dabs hurt my chest. Can I fall asleep in this chair? That's what he would do. Wait. Vlog coming soon. The two thousand dollar shopping spree. Ratchet man is in this vlog and he does fall asleep in the chair immediately. He actually fell asleep before he took a dab. Took a dab off the rig, fell asleep again. We went to a barbecue spot and he slept in the chair. That fool can't handle the dabs, dude. It's really funny watching somebody like when leaves fall just drift into sleep. It's really funny to watch big Salvadorian leaf just crashing out. Yeah. Okay, ready? I need to calm the down on the weed spending. It's not fun anymore. Now it's starting to hurt my heart every time I. Every time I get the money out. Ew. That's my. It's rent. What am I doing to myself? That's so stupid.

[B]

Have you not been going ape like this with the weed forever though?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so it's just like.

[A]

Yeah, but. No, no but. But last year's different. I was finding a little QPs here. I was finding a little there. I'm buying more heady hash now than I ever gotcha.

[B]

You're only getting like the grams I.

[A]

Usually get are $65, dude.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[A]

Yeah, give me 10 of them. 600 bucks. Oh man. It's going to last me the whole week and a half probably if I just time it out a little bit. Cuz not all the time. I'm smoking that much. But I do smoke a lot when I have the heady cool. I'm like, oh, let me try that. Let me try that. Oh, I'm going to try. Because they're all so cool. Like, whoa. Something, something. You 90, you all cool. Cool. It's fun. It becomes fun. It's like getting a bunch of different candies on Halloween going, well, I don't want to eat all of it, but I do want to try out some of all of it, but I'm not gonna eat all of it. I'm gonna try a little bit. Like, I'll still have taffy in my tea, though. I'm throwing a Reese's in this side. That's how I feel. Like, I'm still high off the banana. I'm like, let's try this cherry. This is cool. It's fun. The fact that plants can make these different date. Oh, man. Yeah. I'm not getting fatter. And I get to try tasting.

[B]

Technically, this is, like, healthy. Vegetarian.

[A]

Vegetarian thing I do.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I burn plants full. I don't even need. I burn plants. That's how much. Yeah, I like that. Like weed. I love it because I could taste all these flavors and not get fatter. It's like licking the wall and Willy Wonka. Like, you're not. Do they have calories in that? He didn't even explain. We watched Willy Wonka recently. That man's psychotic. Please stop. Help. The kid's drowning. Yeah, he's gonna get stuck in that tube. He's gonna suffocate. Please, no. Help. He's psychotic, dude. And at the end, he just disses Charlie like that. And they go, actually, Charlie, I'm just waiting for you to be a good kid. You want my entire Epstein. No, I'm just kidding.

[B]

Yeah, I never really knew. Was he being all, like, discreet and cool because he's a creep or he's creeps. He's got so much. He's just got everything under control, and he knows it's gonna be all good. Or is he some sort of.

[A]

Have you ever seen.

[B]

I'm kind of just grasping. I've never really watched that. I'm sure I did with some of my kids at some point, but it's not like I remember.

[A]

It's a good movie. Have they seen it? Have you guys sat down and been like, let's watch Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka.

[B]

No.

[A]

You should. It's one of the better things that kids can do for themselves.

[B]

That's the one where they're all living in the shack together.

[A]

That shit's for, like, eight minutes. But, yes, I'VE seen that one. You see the. The fraud. It starts off with just disability fraud. That's how that movie starts off. With a white man getting the government. Dude, like, wait, you're going to have free chocolate. I can walk. That's pretty much Grandpa Joe's piece of ass. He walked fine the whole movie too. He let his daughter and grandson take care of him. For how long? The kid's 12 and it has terrible teeth. Get him some. Get him some braces, man. I don't know. I don't know. But what kind of bed do they have? Because four grown old people fit in that big ass bed. Stop throwing things out that are real. Right? Also, does Slugworth know where all the tickets are? Because he's popping up on these kids 0.5 seconds after they get the ticket. Is Slugworth real or is he imaginary? Like, I know he comes in at the end, but how is he popping up in different countries the second they find it? Dude, every single time he's. I have this island like every time. Dude. Yo. This Epstein is never gonna die. There's so many creepy old things to compare. I love it. I mean, he. He'll really die before the fun of making fun of him dies. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

I thought a hook. When you just said that you thought.

[A]

Of the movie Hook.

[B]

Yeah. The island they fly to with all the kids.

[A]

Do you know the theory about Peter Pan?

[B]

No.

[A]

Do you know the theory, Nico? Anybody? About Captain Hook and Peter Pan? Yes.

[B]

Okay, well, I mean, he does go back and he is getting with Wendy. Right?

[A]

Ready? The theory is that Captain Hook is the good guy and he's always trying to kill Peter Pan.

[B]

Okay, I think. I think you've told me this before.

[A]

So, guys, the theory is Captain Hook's the good guy trying to kill Peter Pan. Because Peter Pan kidnapped Captain Hook when he was. But how would he get bigger? Oh yeah. He kidnapped Captain Hook and he escaped Neverland. And Peter Pan's actually. What does he do? He goes into a room, steals two kids without a trace. And their parents do what? Lose their minds. They call the cops because their kids were kidnapped out of a 15 story window. Somehow kidnapped lady's losing her mind for the whole movie worrying about where her kids are. And then what happens? Her husband disappears. Some shit's going. Epstein. Dude, that's what it is. That's where you. That's when she threw the phone out. She will be on the phone with. And she threw it out in the dirt. The snow. Because who was Robin Williams on The phone with that he had escaped to a different island. Everything's just going to be so fun for so long. As long as this shit's relevant, everything.

[B]

Is so Tinker Bell was like the. The mistress or whatever they call her.

[A]

She's Jillian Maxwell. Tinkerbell.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

She's round up all these kids, man, entertaining them and pretending to feed them. Like, just pretend you got food. Oh, man.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

If you think about this, this is crazy. They kidnapped one Asian kid. He just grew his fucking hair out, learned to skate. This movie's kind of nuts, man. I love breaking down movies in a ridiculous way. Oh. Anyway, the theory is that Captain Hook escaped, came back to try to kill Peter Pan, because essentially, he's stealing kids in the night. So if. If anything, Peter Pan is a fucking thief, kidnapper, creep. Taking kids somewhere where they'll never not be kids. An island where they stay children.

[B]

He got with the mom when she was a girl.

[A]

Then he came home and then he's like, yo, I'm gonna fuck your. Actually, it's your granddaughter. Let me get this.

[B]

What the.

[A]

I'm gonna steal her. What the monster. Do you mind if I kidnap your daughter? I stay looking like this all the time. If I leave here, I become an old man, and I can't kids anymore. What the is Peter Pan now? Can you. This is Peter Pan Epstein island episode. Because essentially, Peter Pan is he creep. He's like 70. No, he's 70 years old, wearing tight. Stealing children in the night to an island. Sleep in a tree like his avatar with no powers and no food. And they're all boys.

[B]

And he's murk with that sword.

[A]

Only stealing boys. Except by accidentally taking the girl.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

He stole. Wendy once realized you didn't like girls and so only boys.

[B]

Yeah, I never realized that. Yeah.

[A]

What the is happening right now?

[B]

Is this like one of those hidden ones? Like when they hid the foot in the Nickelodeon logo?

[A]

I saw that. Or they had the dick in Little Mermaid. There's a bunch of dicks in the show.

[B]

Clearly.

[A]

There's clearly dicks. Why would they do that, dude?

[B]

But they hid the whole island concept.

[A]

Yeah, I know that's weird.

[B]

Within Peter Pan logo.

[A]

That's kind of creepy, dude.

[B]

Yeah, they, like, get off on having it be in front of everybody. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, I gotta be honest, dude. You know how they say that people disappear in Disneyland? Like, kids have disappeared in Disneyland. There's a bunch of, like, missing kids. You know they say that. Do you think it's just like, the characters going, hey, Follow me. You love Mickey Mouse. How up is that?

[B]

That would be the way to do it.

[A]

That'd be the way I would do it if I had to like shut the up. Don't be scared. Once you get past this, you're like, that's frightening, dude. And you can't go places about a pass. I mean they can't get through door certain doors that a pass.

[B]

Kids are there to see him get out of here. When your kid first sees Mickey for.

[A]

The first time, they run up and dick level hug them. Every child dick level hugs these animation characters. Every time, dude. You think about it. I'm not wrong.

[B]

No, you got that.

[A]

All the tops of every kid's head is under someone's dick every time they hug a person at Disneyland. This is not good, man. We need to get off of this.

[B]

Every time you put him on Santa's lap, that's just an awkward situation.

[A]

Every time you put him on Santa's lap, he has to move his dick out of the way. Weird. Hey, go sit on this fat old man's lap. Like for what, dog? Just tell him what you want for a picture. Stand next to me. Dude, I've been to a meet and greet before. What if I do my meet and greets now and you have to sit on my lap and take a picture.

[B]

With you get to sit down now. That's, you know. Sorry guys, my feet are hurting.

[A]

Yeah, sorry, my back hurts. Take a seat. I wore shorts today. I'll lift them up, don't worry. But you have to sit on my lap. It's the funniest ever. You have to sit on my shoulder.

[B]

The dope is the only seat and greet. Come and take a pic.

[A]

Billionaire. Absolutely. We need our own island. Dude, we're billionaires now. We have, we have to get our own island. Start transporting of age people. So everybody's like, damn dog, that island's the like I know, right? Why can't you just get an island of like a bunch of playboy go. Hey, come to my island. There's a bunch of grown everywhere and they're all on the bill. Like island, you can grow 40 bands. You have to. You have 40 bands come on the island. Perfect. I'm rich. Like, yes. No, no, kid, no. Don't hurt nobody though. I'll throw you in the water. Remember the rule here is you can bang these and that's it. A brothel island is basically. No, I'm. I'm going to take all what I just said back. I just pretty much said I'm just Going to. That's not trafficking. We ain't going nowhere, right? I need all of this because I'm writing this into a bit, somehow, something there. I ain't trafficking. We're not going anywhere. That's crazy. I went to a roast battle the other day with David Lucas, and the funniest roast I heard of the whole night is this guy. Look at this tomboy girl he's battling goes. You look like you only eat chips. Don't know why. Funny as made perfect sense. She did look like she ran on chips. Like Doritos only. And this just wipes on her big jacket. Like. She did look like that. She looked like Silent Bob chick, but also Mikey. Or Mikey from recess at the same time. Anyway. Yeah, we need. We need Playboy Island. Hugh Hefner was on to some. I'll just say that he was like, hey, celebrities come to my house. There's pictures everywhere.

[B]

Done.

[A]

Perfect. I mean, he probably did some horrible. But I'm just saying, the concept. The concept is if I ever own a strip club, just know it's a morally right place. No, you're getting slapped. Coke probably is getting done somewhere in a bathroom, but not by me.

[B]

It's like how Pac Man's attitude was. It was like when he was like.

[A]

These girls are making too much money to have sex with you. You come in to have a good time. You're trying to bank go somewhere else. Exactly, Exactly. Dude. Oh, my God. Yeah, I need an island. I want an island is what the name of this episode is. We need an island. Islands for sale, question mark. I'll take a small island. I'll make a dirt bike track on it, rent it out. Like, dude, Oasis.

[B]

You're already an island property owner. How's that going? Is that sound?

[A]

I forgot until you said something. I'm not gonna lie. I haven't talked to Trent, like, a month. When you say that, what are you talking. Oh, that's right. We own a house that we're trying to sell. I forgot until you said that. Oh, yeah, I did. When did that sell? I don't think it did.

[B]

I don't know. You would have got it.

[A]

Yeah, I would have got a text or call if. Yeah, Yeah. I need to write everything that I do down because this is me in the day.

[B]

Ready?

[A]

And then layer these on together at night. And that's how my brain's working at night. Like that. And the thing is, I. I didn't do that on purpose. It was a single file line. I'm like, yo, let's Send this email.

[B]

Like, oh, yeah, you're pointing at all.

[A]

The lines on the walls. Oh, you guys. Yeah, sorry. It's like if you had toothpicks and threw them on the ground and went, give me the brown one. Like, oh, dick, they're all brown. But yeah, I know you lost where you were at. Like, yeah, in four years I'll remember after I clean all of these up. Oh, there's the house. You know, I mean, like, oh, yeah, Marty reminded me of the house. That one. I ain't no kids on that toothpick. It says it on it. So I found it.

[B]

You need that board. You need the printout. With everything going on, I need a cork board.

[A]

Yeah, like, I'm looking for these guys.

[B]

I just put one up in my garage. You get the little tiles that go right on the wall. Getting all my different workouts on there, all my different projects I'm working on. I got to be able to look at this constantly.

[A]

I can't do the flip through and go. I can remember everything if I write it all out. Like, oh, yeah, we're doing all of this. I'm dumb. I'm such a bad time management. It's all good. It's okay. No kids. We need an island of age willing a fee to get on the island. So it's not prostitution, but you want to get on my island. It's 40 bands. These girls love to be banging, though. I heard they like to bang bang everyone. I heard you. You'll never know unless you pay me 40. My property tax is paid in a weekend. I bring one NBA team. Go, guys. Give me your signing bonus. And like, damn, dog. For real. I'm like, yes, dude, give me money. That's it. That's all I'm gonna say.

[B]

So this is the only way to support this hash habit?

[A]

Oh, man, you're not wrong. I'm over it, dude. I'm gonna stop being a weirdo. I'm gonna reach out to the companies I like. Like, Doc, I just buy the from you in bulk.

[B]

Got to.

[A]

I have to. It's too much at this point. I'm over it. I need a bucket.

[B]

They're sitting there hoping you're going to reach out.

[A]

Yeah, I need a bucket. I need a bucket. I just want to bug people.

[B]

You're not bugging them.

[A]

You know, I mean, I want to. Hey, can I buy your stuff out? You know, that sounds great. Nevermind. What am I saying? I would love to do that. I would love. Somebody bought all my shit. Never mind buy your shit. Guys, please. Can't get a discount. I'll pay what you asked. I just buy it all. Yeah, my palate needs to stop being such a little. Start being able to smoke. Other. Our friend Aaron said he was bringing weed. Said, I have a friend in Aaron. He used to grow very well. Hasn't grown in about 10 years.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

One of his strains was so popular in California was the strain for like a year and a half because he gave it to a certain person, they blew it up. So he's been writing that for 10 years.

[B]

Would I. Would I know it if you said it?

[A]

No. No. And every single 16 months he comes, he goes, starting to grow up again. Just clean up the garage. We're on year eight of that. Of him saying that in the past four years ago. You're not cleaning. There is no grow, no weeds. My homie's got the clones. Oh, your home. You have the mother right Now I say it before he says it. My friends got my mother. Yeah, your same friend. Oh, cool. He says it every time. Apparently he found somebody that has fireweed. Every time he has ever brought this weed over. Every single time, no matter what the strain, he walks in, I go, what's up? He goes, I brought some wheat. And then he tells me everything about it. That sucks. But. But, but it smokes clean every time. Yeah, it doesn't get me high. Was. That's the last one. Was. It doesn't get me high at all, but it smokes clean. The. Am I doing? The beer doesn't burn, but it is no alcohol in it. You're just tasting. Be like, what the is wrong with you? So apparently he's supposed to be bringing. Let's see. He called 10 minutes ago.

[B]

Wow. Does he talk back, Aaron.

[A]

Yeah, but what are you gonna say when you bring over weed and go, I don't like it. It sucks. Want to smoke it?

[B]

No, I mean when you. When you're constantly talking to him like, okay, but he's. He's back and forth like Jakarta and Duno.

[A]

You not as Aaron used to be a lot more. But I say things that are truthful, and it's really hard to battle the truth and rebuttal. When I go, stop going to jail, you idiot. Yeah, like, what are you else gonna say? No, Hell no. Shut up. I'm gonna go back. You can't really say much. Like, I've sat in how many jail bail bonds waiting for his ass so I can bail him out? Like, stupid. I gotta be here all night because of you. Now you're Lucky you're my friend and I just leave you here. I could have left you here. Wasn't even my fault. I wasn't even in your car. You got a last thing. I got arrested. Was right in my parking lot, fully arrested. Stupid. You're a felon. I'm supposed to have a gun. I know, but you never know when you. What's the last gun to fight? Does it matter? Like 14 years ago? Yeah, you never know. You're gonna need it. Rather not have it. Yeah, that's what people without felonies get to say. Your car doesn't have tags. And you wonder why you got pulled over. You're a felony search probation immediately. But you're carrying your gun and scaling packs. That's that time I told the story about scale the packs in the gun and whatnot. When the cop had to give me all the weed, I went, California, right? And I walked away because he was furious that he gave it to me. But his sergeant was like, give him the bag. So I'm not giving this to him. He's like, give him the bag. When he kind of scolded him in front of us and he went and like, take it. Well, California, right? And I walked into this next room and put all the packs right there. It was the greatest. It was the greatest moment. You know what? If we can go back to the court date, we could probably find it on the camera. Imagine me just turning around with all these packs. It was great, dude. But yeah, he talks back when he can.

[B]

That's good.

[A]

When he can. But I know when your talking game sucks, when he goes, you. You suck dick and you're gay. Like, all right, bro, come up with something.

[B]

He's good for talking with OG that's right.

[A]

Yeah. Because they say the same thing back and forth. Their vocabulary consists of 14 words that goes back and forth. Hey, Dick. Oh, you're gay. Shut up, you. Oh, I'll punch you. Hey, shut up, Dick. It's the same thing over and over and over. It's crazy. The vocabulary of an average Mexican cholo is limited. You know what I mean? But they know a lot of words. They'll say them, right, but they almost know a lot of multiple syllable words that I've met.

[B]

Is he Mexican or is he like off brand white?

[A]

He likes to say he's Guaminian because one of his family members from Guam, his name is Vasquez. He's a Mexican, okay? At the row, some guy came on named Guam and he's Guamini, goes, oh, man. Like me like, shut the up, dude. Shut the up. That's like me going, yeah, yeah, I'm European, even though I am. Don't say it. Do you really need to include that? That's like me rolling a joint with 15 strains. But I tell you all 15. I'm just like, no. It's a. Just indica, man. I could name them all off. It's ridiculous. Or stand on it. Like, when people go, I'm 1 15th, I'm 14 or 1 8th Native American.

[B]

That's another thing. You can take over your identity with your nationality.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I know. Or the people you hang out with. Have you ever seen anybody become a chameleon and then just start doing and doing stuff that the other people doing they start hanging out with, or they start talking and acting and dressing like those people? It's really weird when kids do it, like, let alone your mom. My mom likes to really adapt to certain ethnicities and backgrounds, and it's the most aggravating thing you've ever seen because it's. I'm eight. Going stupid. It's crazy. It's crazy, dude. Growing up, my mom was like, yeah, I'm Mexican, but I'm not. Like, I don't speak Spanish or anything. Blah, blah, blah. But she'll taco and T. And she says it now. It's like, enchilada. Like, it's enchilada. You know, you talk like I. You talk like spicoli. Stop talking like my grandma.

[B]

It's case of dill.

[A]

It's case of dill, you dummy. You ain't never spoke Spanish in your life, and now it's like, taco. Wait, you didn't rescue the dog. You got it from a pound. If I hear you say rescued a dog again and you didn't save it from a fire, I'mma throw up on you. Dude, you didn't rescue anything. Yeah, I rescue this bag of weed from a guy's house once. The. Yeah, yeah. Big rescue, dude. I hate it, dude. Unless you got it on the middle of a road or you actively salt your car to chasing it to eat that. I mean, I don't see anything else that he caught a straight. He's not even here. He literally did catch a stray and ate it. I caught a stray. They caught astray. In which order? My. Does it matter? Yo, that made me laugh. That was layered, and I liked it. Incredible. I don't remember where I was at. I should have just, like, a pallet. Just, like, waste. Like, the end when. When Will Ferrell Says all the in old school black opera. That's how I felt right now. As soon as I heard Caught Astray twice, all my brain went, dog, that was funny. Pass out now. I don't know why it made me laugh thinking of that gigantic man chasing after a cat.

[B]

Especially you sat here talking about eating tofu and like, right, he did.

[A]

I love crispy tofu. Like, that's nasty. What were we saying? Constraint. Concentrate. Eat a cat. Animals eating cat. My mom, man. My mom really. She tacos and. Oh, man. No OB Bruce Lee. I love Bruce Lee. Love Bruce Lee so much. Watch every movie but the Americanized versions of the. Bruce Lee has a movie called Something in China and it's called something else. Same exact movie. It's called a different name in America. It's like the big boss is something else. Chinese Connection is something else Big. Like all the names are different. I knew that as a kid cuz I watched Bruce Lee every day cuz I thought he was the coolest guy ever and he always destroys fools and it was super cool. I love Bruce Lee. I watched everything about him. All the movies I had, the shirts. I thought it was cool. And then my mom had like this phase where she just started like, you don't work at the airport for. For Japan air. Why do you have these earrings on? When did you start dressing like that? You pierced your nose. You started hanging out with his Asian fools. And I'm like, my sister's gay. I'm not over here sucking dick because I'm hanging out with a gay person. Like, oh, I gotta accumulate or acclimate to what they're doing. Like, nah, dude, the. That's crazy. Then she stopped hanging out with him and it went away. But not after she got her sleeve of Japanese. I know Rocco wasn't live for that yet she had the sleeve of Japanese when she was that when she was Japanese for a while. And then she became black for a while. It was real fun. Rocco's godmother is a black chick named Roslyn. Roslyn used to be Snoop Dogg's babysitter here in Compton. Real funny story. Wild, actually, because I was a kid, she was always like, yeah, I was just snooping. Nelly. I'm like, what? As a kid, like, no way. I thought she was lying. Yeah, she's not lying. She's a babysit Snoop Dogg. That's Rocco's godmother. That's. Anyway, Roslyn, my mom started hanging with this chick for a long time from work. And then my mom started like, Southern black woman laughing out of nowhere. And then she started dating this black dude. And my mom's never dated a black dude in her life. And I was like, you know they like you without this, right? Like they're your friends. Just cuz you're hanging out with Chinese people and Asian people doesn't mean you have to get a sleeve of it. Just because your best friend's black doesn't mean you have to like start dating a black dude because of it. Make you more inclusive. I was 11 going, are you kidding me? This guy's a nerd. It's not like he was a black dude. She don't like this nerd. That's what pissed me off. I met him like, oh, I always got a boyfriend's a black dude. Okay, cool. I wonder if he's cool. My best friends are black. I hung up. My first girlfriend was black. Ever. I don't give a. But I met him ago. Bitch, you're JD because he's the only black guy you know, huh? That's crazy. I met him and go, I'll beat the out of you. I'm 11, dude. And then we're sitting there watching the Simpsons in his apartment off of Yosemite. And I'm sitting there going, this Cleveland, no, he was some skinny nerd. Nerd. No type of. Of personality. No nothing. He was dressed like a substitute teacher. I'm looking at him like, I'll beat the shit of you. And I'm not even mean. I want to. I want to make fun of you. Like, get away from here. Why is my. And I looked at my mom more like, you're lame. We're sitting there watching the Simpsons and Homer's like, it's not like some loser in an apartment with two cats. And in my head I'm like, don't make a sound. This motherfucker's got two cats on the lap. Don't make a sound as a part. And then my mom just started laughing, dying, that's you. And I went, you don't like him. Why are we here? She dated him for a week, crashed his car, totaled it on the way to the casino. Never talked to him again.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

That is not reparation. I'm just kidding. That is the opposite. Mom. But yeah, then my mom became Mexican for a long time.

[B]

Hold on, hold on. She totaled his car and just stopped dating up with him and became Mexican?

[A]

Yeah, they're like, three years later, she came Mexican, started saying Spanish, listening to Spanish music, which never, ever, ever. I live with her. I Live with her. We only listen to ODB and DMX. I know what the we listen to. And oldies and 80s music. We've never. We don't listen to Spanish music. And I remember thinking, you don't know what they're saying. That's crazy. Okay. You made fun of my grandma for being way too spicked out when I was a kid. But now you're like, okay, okay, cool. Then she got a Mexican flag tattoo. I went, oh, oh, you're really going. And she had a sombrero. Go. That's for my dad. Go. Grandpa's got one sombrero he's never worn. He's had it for 60 years. That doesn't scream grandpa. Get a football or a cigarette. The. I remember sitting there at 15 going, this is exhausting. Yeah, nice to meet you, man. Then she started dating a bunch of Mexican dudes. Only. And I'm sitting there like, did you just say, taco? I'm gonna throw up on you. I'm gonna go do coke with my friends. I'm never coming back. Like, I can't stand you. Oh, man. She started doing all this crazy. And you know how many people would get so upset with me? This is how you speak about your mom. I'm not talking about your mom that way, so shut the up, all right? Maybe if you knew my mom, you'd be like, damn, it's crazy. Not anymore. She's cool now. School now. She's not that crazy anymore. She's chill. If anything, she's kind of like when south park again, when the. The Dog Whisperer comes in and Cartman and he gives up. That's my mom right now. And she just watched police videos. Got any mushrooms? Can I come over and not do anything for nine days? Yeah. I'm supposed to hang out with you, but you guys go hang out, and then I just won't go. Can I sleep in Rocco's apartment? Even though Thomas has three extra bedrooms and Rocco has to sleep on the fucking couch, you fucking dickhead. I live one block from Rocco. Just sleep in my spare bedroom so you don't have to make Rocco leave his house. It's the weirdest shit. She goes to Rocco's house days. For five days. Sleeps in his room. He has kicked out of his room. He has no other bed. And there's just extra beds in my house one block. One block away, actually. I could throw a football fucking eight times as hard as I could and. And make it to Rocco's apartment from my doorstep. A baseball. Five real hard ones. That's how close he is. So back to what she was saying. Then she became Mexican for a while and she dated some. Some Mexican dude and then decided she wanted to go to Mexico. And I was like, I don't give a she. Like, I'm taking rock. I'll go, no, you're not. And that's back with me, my mom, when I was like, I'm going to kill you. I was like, I plotted on killing you once. I remember I told her on the pocket. It was so funny to me. What a weird dynamic. That's like, yeah, Mom, I almost killed you once. I thought about all of it. She's like, I'm taking him. We're going for two weeks. Like, you're not taking my brother to Mexico with a guy. You met this. I've known him forever. Every man she dates, I've known him forever. She always says that I never met him. I've known you for a while. Never met him ever. Not at one of the birthday nothing. But you known him forever. Okay, you go to work at home, you don't know him. You know somebody that knew him. That's how you met him. I am 12. Like, you're like, I get it. I know what you're doing. I can see through it. My mom's one of those people that'll say words and go, yeah, yeah. No, I don't have a hat on. No hat with a hat on. And I'm like, stop trying to lie to me. Why are you lying? I was just kidding. No, you were just kidding because you caught you in a lie, you weirdo. Marty, I've been dealing with this. I was about six years old. Dude, it's really up. Anyway, it's okay. At least she was there. Most moms just disappear. Yeah, I mean, like, at least she was there so that. That'll give her. I can still make fun of you for it. So here we go, making fun of you. And I'm like, you're not taking my brother to Mexico. And then she's like, who are you to stop me? Go. I will get sibling rights to tomorrow. If you want to talk to me like, I'm a spiteful, I will walk to New York City tomorrow if I have to just to spite you. And I would. It would take me eight months, and I would do it at the end. I go, stupid, here's the paper. Sign them. It's my weekend. And that's what would happen. Like, I went and got all the information, all that I was dead serious. And then she stopped being Mexican. Now she's just a regular white lady. Mexican, Jewish, white lady. Isn't that weird?

[B]

What, does she have white ladies working at her nail salons? Or are they Asian or Mexican?

[A]

My mom, when she started working this place called Alison Nicole's, it was a white blonde lady that owned it. My mom passes for a bunch of different.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[A]

She looks Armenian. She looks Middle Eastern. She looks white as sometimes. And then she looks like a Mexican lady kinda.

[B]

Yeah, she could.

[A]

It's very. My mom's pale with dark hair. She's Jewish. Like, she.

[B]

What she looks like you were saying, like, testing all the different hashes. She's doing that with like, you know, vibes, cultures. It's pretty sick.

[A]

Talk so much about my aunt Loretta. When she goes, Loretta says taco burrito, like she's not even Mexican. And go, are you with me right now? Look at your. Look down. Go like this. Go like that. See that tattoo? Shut up. Shut up. She's your blood sister. And you're like, she's not even Mexican. Then neither are you, dummy. Then neither. Grandpa's from El Paso. His name's Tomas. He's a Mexican dude. He's darker than Rick James was. He's as dark as. As James Brown Mexican. It's just crazy, dude. Because my sister and my mom talks about to my aunt Loretta and they talk the same. And my sister was telling me yesterday, Aunt Loretta got so drunk and she wanted to go down and go out do stuff. You mean exactly what you always do. Every time we go somewhere, my sister, she gets up and goes, I'm gonna go find a pinball machine. That's what my aunt does. She. I'm gonna go to somewhere else. And my sister's complaining. I'm like, that's verbatim what you do. Replace pinball for bar. That's crazy. And then my mom's. You're not even Mexican. Like, you say taco, you're more Mexican because you're shorter or something. Yo, the contradicting in my family, I just do this and I explode like Dragon Ball Z. And I go, that's right. That's why I moved away. What the am I complaining about? And I just take dabs. And then I go, why am I spending so much money on dabs? It's because I'm dealing with everybody's all the time from far away. And I don't have to deal with it, but I deal with it. It's annoying.

[B]

And if you have a kid that's half Mexican, though. That kind of lets you be a little bit. My mom's Mexican and she's a little bit Mexican.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. My. My aunt Loretta is the same ethnicity. She's a Mexican Jewish woman just like my mom. The same. All my aunts are white looking with black hair just like my mom. Like, Jewish lady. What the else am I gonna say? There's nothing else to say. That's exactly European, dude. Grandma's straight white European Jewish woman. Dolores. Like, what the am I supposed to say? They're all from Boston, Massachusetts. I'm the brown side. It's really crazy that my family's all brown, all white on the East Coast. I never met him. Holy. Did you bring weed?

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

We were talking so much right now that you weren't gonna bring it. No, I'm seeing. Did you really bring it? Is it empty jars? I want to make sure this is real. My God, there's weed in here. Hold on. Are any of these weeds that you hate and you wouldn't smoke, but you want to smoke them? Okay. I was just explaining it going, Aaron will walk in and go, this weed sucks. You want to smoke it? Tastes like, but it's clean. No way. You brought weed for real. Okay. All right, all right.

[B]

You're doing.

[A]

Doing the God's work. Thanks, man. All right. We were just talking about. About that you're not Guaranian, dude. All right? You're Mexican, man. Yeah, see? See? You didn't even deny it was. Yeah, I know. I just tell that so they look more exotic because no girl knows where Guam at while I'm is. Hey, I'm Aaron. I'mma sit. Stand right in the camera shot. The camera pointing toward Marty's face.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, my God. Oh, my bad. You're taking up the whole just like, watch. It's okay. It's okay. Also, remember, he's on a felony probation and this weed was free, so. So he didn't sell this to me. He's not transporting. I said he's not on pro, so we're fine. Oh, Just want to throw that out there on camera in case anybody's like, I saw him. I saw him do it. So I'm just letting you guys know. Oh, before we get out of here. What the. We haven't been here in a minute. Shout out to David Lucas. I really appreciate you. I went to Austin, Texas, the other day. I'm gonna go stand and stand in the same spot again. My name's Aaron, man. Jesus Christ. There's four chairs in there. It's crazy. It's cold over there. Go have sex with Shaq again, dude. Now everybody thinks this. Aaron, I'm gonna leave it. You know what happened. We'll just leave it. Okay. Shout out to David Lucas. Go ahead. What were you gonna say?

[B]

I was gonna give an update. Rat situation.

[A]

You know what? I want to hear that first. Some happened. We saw this.

[B]

A lot of messages.

[A]

We saw this on Tik Tok after you said it. And I'm like, they were like, that's not real. I go, this just happened to Marty. Ready, set up. Marty got a new car. We already. Real quick update. You already know Marty's battling a rat. It keeps coming in and eating all his coffee stuff. Marty got a new car. You already said he needs to die.

[B]

Yeah. No, go. I thought I defeated him.

[A]

Now he needs to die.

[B]

Like, where we left off last time. I had installed some new door sweepers. I. I had traps everywhere. What I thought happened, cuz I had traps up on. On the walls.

[A]

Died in it.

[B]

I thought he went on one of the sticky traps and fell into my neighbor's yard. My neighbor had to deal with him. That's what I thought happened because I put a bunch of the traps on stuff and then they were gone. So I thought I defeated him like a double.

[A]

There's just some nice bird dying in a tree stuck to your.

[B]

Sorry. Talk to the rat.

[A]

Like, they don't speak the same language, dude.

[B]

Once you start, you know, I mean. So anyway, it got to that point, but then I thought I defeated him. Like, he stopped coming around. So for the past, like three weeks or whatever, I've been walking around like, all right, he moved on to somebody else's house. Like, I beat this up. I defeated him. But then, like, I'm driving up here last week and I feel the truck start to, like. As I'm like, slowly accelerating, the truck's like lurching forward and I'm like, that's weird. I tried to, like, lie to myself that I didn't feel it.

[A]

Any truck's fine.

[B]

Yeah. Literally, it's a brand new truck, the Tahoe. And like, I'm like, maybe it's just the pavement's weird or some.

[A]

I've done that to myself. So that's got to be the car. It's got to be the road.

[B]

So then April goes to take it. Immediately text me, there's something wrong with the truck. It's like lurching and jerking forward. So then I take it in. I'm like I don't know. We just got this shit. I take it into Chevy and shit and they're like. The dude opens the fucking hood and immediately he's like come and look at this. Open the trunk. I look at it, I see nothing. He's like see those little dots on the engine? Those are little paw prints. You got a rat or whole family of rats living in this truck.

[A]

And they did what?

[B]

They either made some sort of nest or they chewed through the wiring or.

[A]

Something through the wires and. And ruined your drive. Drive line is what I'm thinking.

[B]

So he's like well we got to take it to the transmission people or. And if that doesn't work then we got to take it to the engine people. So now I got to rental. You know, I mean so it's. It's gone even deeper. So now me and this got real actual murder beef. We already did though. Still. He just got me back. Now it's on me to strike again. You know what I mean?

[A]

So now I got a house and he your car up.

[B]

You did? Really? And you know what? I was driving the bends up here today. It felt a little jerky.

[A]

No, there's no. There's no way.

[B]

He was like the dude. The dude of Chevy's like the whole truck is sealed off except for this part of the. He can get in through the hood like. And you got to get these natural like scent packets to repel them because once they mark it, once they're in there now it's their spot. He's like, if he's in there, it's getting in your air vent. By the way, you're you. So you got air. Ven's got to go. It's going to be buck 50 from this one.

[A]

He catches the play.

[B]

Kills me. Could happen. So that's the update. He's still out there lurking around.

[A]

Worst update is you drove the other car and felt it is terrible.

[B]

I don't know. That could just be my imagination. I'm going to act like I didn't to further notice cuz I just ordered these. It's called anybody having this issue. You go get the magic mouse. Little pellets, natural. They don't like spearmint. Apparently some like that. You got to put these in your hood of your engine. I got a 12 pack. So both cars getting them.

[A]

So not like the mice from Babe. They're not singing or helping you with editing or anything. Just eating through your car. That's cool. I don't. I'm glad that doesn't happen to me. You know what happened?

[B]

That's.

[A]

Lose my mind. I'd get enough strong guys. Like in the episode of Malcolm in the Middle where they all protect. Hang out with Hal. I'd get enough strong guys, I'd pick up my car and just shake it until all of them fell out. Okay, so you have that option, is what I'm saying. There's a neighborhood you live in. You get everybody together, they pick up your car and shake it. Marty, I'm. The fact that you went.

[B]

No, I'm waiting for him to turn on my show. Oh.

[A]

I was like, are you contemplating that this is a real idea? I thought you were like, yeah, yeah, shake it. No man is about to kick out like a carpet. I'm just gonna get my. I would lose my. There was a spider in my car once. I almost killed the whole city, dude. The whole city, Marty. That sucks.

[B]

So what I'm imagining is happening is every morning when I go to take the kids to school, they're like, okay, now we're. Now we can get out from bed. And they just go out the tire as soon as they hear the fucking doors. This is what I'm imagining is happening.

[A]

Do you have an auto start? Yeah, you need to start that before you get out there. Back to my cat story. You know what will happen if they get in that fan? Where are they chilling that? They're like, yeah, engine heat, no problem.

[B]

Well, the. He said the reason they go in there is for the heat from the engine.

[A]

I know, but it wouldn't kill them.

[B]

Yeah, he was walking on the motor, though, so, like, no, they must just be on there once it's cooled down enough. These guys are. Like I said, he's invited himself to my lifestyle. He's just in my living my life. He's picking. He can do what he wants.

[A]

That's cool. I've never heard that happen or heard that happen. That's insane to me, actually. Sick ratatouille. They can cook, but you get him doing housework.

[B]

No, I decided if I catch him, I'm gonna hold him down and then I'm gonna get a smaller rat. Put the rat on his. Put the little thing on that. That's how you send a message to the whole community.

[A]

Other rats. Yes, but this rat dug through your rat get out or.

[B]

But then I still got another rat to deal with.

[A]

You go to jail for animal cruelty?

[B]

No, the rat did it.

[A]

So, yeah, that's what happened to Murray's brand new truck. Update from last time we did Marty Has a assassin mode on for this rat now. It's eating through his car.

[B]

It ate through my door times two, basically. And the little thing around it, you know, it. It destroyed at least a half a dozen kegs. Right? I'm in on the new door sweep. I'm in on all these different rat traps. I bought the sticky traps, the.

[A]

And a truck and.

[B]

And a truck, possibly a car. I bought two of the. The BB guns. You guys are trying to school me up in the comments on that. I appreciate it. I still haven't got the BB guns working with the steel BBs. I bought the Sig and I bought The Glock with three different kinds of BBs. The steel ones.

[A]

Why would it work?

[B]

I load it. You go to like, you go to shoot it in the. The bullet. The. The. The steel BB doesn't feed. It just drops out of the mag. And then you take the mag out and the BB just falls out. I got the first ones and I'm like, oh, this is a fluke. Almost got the wrong size. Then I got the second ones and then I started researching this. And it's like, no, it's not magnetic. You actually need. Must not be the right steel. It's not magnetic when it's catching. But then I got the fucking third ones and then it's still not working with both the BBs. I'm just trying to. Because my original BB gun with the plastic BB's jammed when I went to kill this thing the first time. So then I'm like, no, I need to get a real one.

[A]

You should just move to it. That's this part.

[B]

Yeah, right. I know.

[A]

Your car is getting up now. Your coffee's gone.

[B]

What else left?

[A]

Time to park. Park. Not in your driveway. Park on the street and see if they get in there this time. Maybe they're just doing it cuz it's so close to the house.

[B]

Well, we'll find out, cuz. Yeah, that's the option.

[A]

Now it's the. So it's so close, you know. Dude, what a terrible thing to deal with. This sucks, man. I just got a bunch of Armenians next to me. They're not doing nothing to me. They're definitely not my car. I hope they pulled an og. They steal my car at night. Oh, gee's crazy for stealing people's cars in the night.

[B]

That really didn't get as much attention as it truly did.

[A]

Shocking, actually. It's a fun like animated story time.

[B]

To think that you could execute it. Then do it.

[A]

I managed to. I took everybody's car when I was in high school, but not my neighbors. In the night without them knowing, Making another key, like, appearance piece of. I never did that girlfriend game. Stole my grandma's car, my grandpa's car, my dad's truck all the time.

[B]

No, that's normal activity. This is your neighbors.

[A]

You know how good I am. Our driveway is a quarter mile long at least, and no one ever saw me. You know what it's like getting a truck out of gravel road in the middle of the night with just the moonlight and there's embankments on both sides. I have turned that truck on and gone 1 mile an hour for 15 minutes to get to the road. And I don't hit the lights until I get like half quarter mile down the road. And then I turn the lights on so they don't see me. What up over there? Man, I. I miss being like, not being able to do it. Like, can I get away with this, Epstein island dude? Never mind. That's how they started thinking, like, can I get away with this? I'm wearing the guy I killed shirt to his own funeral. That's a. That's a. That's a billionaire, dude. That's some Dennis Reynolds from Always sunny. Did you get off? I got off, yeah. Brian. Brian le Fay. Brian le Fay. The fact that I don't know the quadratic formula, can't remember to take my vitamins, but I remember Brian le fay. That the guy. They barely show in one episode of like season eight of Always sunny. What a useless information. Half of my brain is just stupid. It's like half my brain's autistic. But like the autistic where it has confidence to going, I ain't autistic, you idiot. That's where it's at. It's like, yeah, you know all this stuff. Why do you know all this stuff?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Do you like rain man? Yeah, I relate. You might be retarded. That's how I feel. Sorry. Speaking of retarded, my friend David Luke. No, I was kidding, dude. My retarded ass friend David Lucas hit me up. I was in Austin, Texas the other day and I was doing champs. We talked about this on the show. Yet I was doing champs, which is like a wholesale for all the weed stuff. Basically every single thing you've ever seen in a. In a head shop. Like all those products. Those are all companies. How did they find those companies? They didn't just come. All of them come in and go, you want to buy my stuff? They go to a Place called Champs or Events. And they go. And they go, wow. Every brand that I've ever seen in the smoke shop has a booth. And as a smoke shop owner, you go to all these booths and go, hey, proper rolling papers. Can I get a wholesale sheet? I want you in my store. And I go, yeah, of course. And then a bond company and then a lighter company, and then every other company you've ever seen. Swisher goes, yeah, here's our booth. Come, come get us. And that's how you're in all the stores. Stores, right. That's how it works. Like, you can go in there and shop all the new. So a lot of TCA brands go there. So, like, hey, store, pick us up. We're big. That's how that works. All right. So I went there. It was great. I was with OT's dad, Chuck. We're just getting high, hanging out. I was with Will from Blazey Susan. We're chilling. I went to a place called Terry Blacks, the barbecue spot. Apparently, like, the best barbecue spot out there. Super cool spot. Some of the best macaroni I've ever had in my life, ever, Ever. That's all I ate was macaroni. Anyway, I get a call. Like, 15 minutes later, I'm in Chance walking around, and David says, call me, Call me. And I'm like, what the. And I get on the phone. He goes, yo, I have a spot for you at the mothership tonight. And, like, no way. Got instantly nervous because I was like, oh, I'm high. I've been getting high all day. I'm tired. I better wake up. So, yeah, I went to the mothership. I show up and I'm like, oh, wow, this is the spot. You know, I see it all the time online. Like, Rogan spot. Cool. I know that. Like, it's not easy to get a spot. I know that. I know that. And shout out to David for doing it. So he said, I'll talk to this guy named Jay. So I go and meet this guy named Jay, Legend, super cool. And there's a line of, like, a hundred people in front of the building. I'm like, the show doesn't open for, like, three hours. Why are there so many people here? It was the line to sign up, to hopefully get a spot. I didn't know that until after. I thought they were lined up for the show. And I was like, dan, these fools are dedicated to be here. I didn't realize I took someone's spot that night. Basically, like, I. David put the word in, was like, yo, out of 15 people, I want this one guy on. Can you put them on? Like, yeah, yeah, I got you. If you vouch for him, we'll put you put them on. That's how I got on there. I didn't know that until like 15 minutes later. And I was like, oh, man.

[B]

Man.

[A]

Kind of feel bad, you know what I mean? Like, it's not like I need it. I just want to do it. Some of these people might need that spot, you know what I mean? Like, to get go. I don't know. It already happened. I. I didn't know. Anyway, I only have three minutes, man. It was not easy. I. For an hour and a half before I'm rewriting my bit to get it. I redid my story that I do in my bit 15 times at least, to set it out in my head, doing it to see if I can cut it. I was shaving and I was shaving and I was shaving. I got it to 303, but they said at three minutes, we will play you off, so be. Be ready. And I was like, I do not want to risk somebody saying something to me. And I lose 10 seconds and I can't finish my story. That's like me driving down the field and running out of time at the one, you know, like, that's like four o' clock management, man. You had a timeout. That's how I would feel. So I just did a different part of my bit. As I'm walking up, I was going to do my story and I went. As I stepped foot on the stage, I went, no, do the other. And I just changed it right then and there. Thank God I know my well enough to go change it. That did my bit. I thought everything was. Went great. One part. I will. I'll talk about it. Because you guys have seen online, there's a part in my bit where I'm talking about how Miami is really confusing because the parts like, yo, I know how to spot gang bangers. I'm from California. I know when a gang bang. I know when across the street might as well. But Miami is confusing because all the black people speak Spanish. And I kind of wait. And people like, what the. Yeah, you're right. Like. But I pause and I go, I don't know. I've never seen a Dominican. I never seen a Dominican before. When I went to Miami, all these black fools were speaking Spanish. And I was like, oh, they must not be black. And I thought it was funny. I'm like, damn, could you imagine someone's like black people could speak Spanish. What the fuck? So I'm like, you know what? That would play on that. So there's a part where I go, I'm confused because all the black people speak Spanish. I'm walking around Miami thinking, is this black guy a point guard or a shortstop? Because I don't know. Because you can't tell the difference. That's the joke. As soon as I said, all the black people speak Spanish, the crowd went silent. Not a word. And then to the left, there was like a 50 year old man doing this jaw to the floor. Look at his friend, he couldn't believe I said it. And I stopped and went, you guys good? You good? I've never had anybody not go, what the? Because it, the whole bit. When it leads up to that, you're like, wait, what the. You talk, it's like a very, like. But then when you get it, you go, oh, yeah. I can't tell black people are from Dominicans either. Like, yeah, I know, I'm from California. I only know little Mexicans. I've never seen a Dominican. And that's the point. And Marty, they looked at me like, I cannot believe you have the balls to say what you just said. It's not like they were like, they were just like, I've never felt that before. Form already they all looked at me like I was a screaming racist. Maybe that's the vibe I got. Maybe they weren't. But I, when I, when I looked and went, sound like not even a.

[B]

It's not even a racist thing.

[A]

No, it's not. But not even a cup or a straw or a phone. Nothing.

[B]

It was not even like they didn't get it.

[A]

No, no, no. I don't think there's nothing. They didn't get it. I think they were just like, for real. And the guy's face and don't. After I said, I can't tell this motherfucker's a shortstop or a point guard. Cackles. Everybody started laughing. And I was like, okay, okay. And I looked at the guy, same thing hit his friend on the arm. Like, what the. He wasn't like appalled. He was just like happy and shocked. It was a very weird mixture of emotions. I watched from this guy's face. But yeah, I said it went, oh my God, was it bad? Did I say it wrong? I went, no, no, I didn't. You guys suck. That's what I thought. Like, guys, man, that was a good one. They ate my gay cousin Gangster up. They loved that. Every. Every place I've ever told that joke. It has worked every single time. It's. It's such a. It's fun anyway. Shout out to David Lucas. I did that. It was super fun. Then Chuck got us the tickets for Kill Tony. So I went and watched Kill Tony. It was hilarious. I've never watched the show. I've only seen clips. It's so much more intricate than I thought. There is so much going on with the band, with the live aspect, with the guy doing the art, with the band being funny too. Like, they're in on the. It's. It was funny. The guy Redman is hysterical with that little board. That guy's funny, dude. And who do they bring out? Jim Brewer. Oh, he came out and lost my mind. And then somebody I'd never seen before named Sam Talent. Never seen him hysterical. Just as funny, if not funnier than Jim Brewer. That night crushed it. So afterward, Chuck ot's dad's friends with all these guys. So after, there's a place called Mitzi's Bar. It's like inside the club, but after the show, it's like only the comics. And we chilled there the whole night. They got Tony Hinchless. Very chill. Nice, dude. Super cool playlist is Baller. He was playing the music. And every time I go, who the playing this? And I look over, I'm like, he's just doing the music. Like, oh, I like Blink182. Also like, what the. The Kim Condon girl. I met her. She was very nice. I see Rachel Wolfson, quick story. Rachel Wolfson, the comedian, the girl. She used to be called Wolfie Memes. If you guys didn't know that, you remember her. Same person, her page, that page, Wolfie Memes, the weed page. It was all the. The weed memes. Funny. That was her. She started doing the memes when I was doing my Instagram stuff. And I remember her. She's one of the only girls that was, like, doing a very, very, very, like, successful job. Not saying, like, girls don't do good, but most of the girls in the weed industry was more like modeling fun. It was before, like, a girls were, like, doing only funny. I'm not saying girls aren't funny, but she was the only girl, like, successfully making funny memes. And I remember one day she's like, I'm gonna try stand up. And I'm like, I've always wanted to do it. I hope you do good. Because I was still, like, nervous. 10 years. Like, I want to do. I was right. I've been writing for 10 years I've had from 10 years ago. And I remember her doing stand up. And she's doing more stand up. She's doing more standing. Then she got a spot at the Laugh Factor. I'm like, what the. She's crushing it. And then she's the girl from Jackass. You know the new Jackass, the girl that's on Jackass now. That's Rachel. Rachel Wilson. This is a girl I'm talking about. And I saw her at the club. She's like, what the are you. She knows Rosie. Like, what? So I saw my Dude, I haven't seen you in years. It's like my tenure of doing cop. She was. She performs there like you live here and you're performing. What a comp. I had to like let her know, like, dude, you were just the mean kid like me. And now you're an actual solidified stand up is. I was so happy for her just like to see her like, you're here. Awesome. And she's like, wait, you're here? Like, yeah, I know. Chuck's like, oh, you know Chuck? Like, everybody knows Chuck. I didn't realize we were walking down the street and a lady has to take a picture with Chuck. Not through OT stuff. Chuck is so popular in Austin. He's doing a nightclub downtown. Didn't know that. Did not know that. All the Kill Tony band used to be Chuck's band at his place. Place. Chuck knows everybody. Like he knew every single human being. Every security guard at Champs. Chuck like, damn, fool, I thought you were with me. You know everyone. Austin's only a million people. I thought it was way bigger. So anyway, we're chilling. We're smoking the whole time. Hot boxing. We're chilling. I meet a bunch of people. That guy sent Talent is hilarious. Three different comics thought I was Enrique Cone Red band looked at me and go, you're not Enrique. Holy. I'm like, yeah, I'm not. He goes, can you take a picture with me right now? This is crazy. I took a picture with him and he kept touching all over my legs. I was like, hey, man, get the off me. He's like, welcome. Like he wasn't being Epstein island. He was being a comedian. Like every. It was a joke. He was laughing. The guy, Sam talent is 19ft tall. The. The coolest guy. He was so nice. Very, very, very cool guy. Super sick. Yeah. I just hope we hung out with everybody. I realized, guys, I really can drink a lot. It's disgusting how much I can drink. Marty. As long as I'm drinking Water too. Oh my God, dude. Like I remembered how many drinks I had, which is like something you don't do when you get shit faced. But I remember how many drinks I had at the Kill Tony thing. And I remember how many drinks I had in the bar because I was going like, all right, cool. Once I hit like 15 or 10, like you should just calm the down. And I remember, I'm like, oh my God, I lost count. I'm at least 15 drinks in calm the down. And I'm not eating bread. And the only thing open next door is the bomb is looking pizza spot. And I didn't eat it. And that's when I knew I'm an adult now. I stared at it with no and I watched Rosie eat, eat it well. And then I try to help a man that's pants were on the ground. He was just so drunk. I tried to help me. Just kept ignoring me. And then he told me, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm like, your pants are the all right, you. And then Chuck ordered an Uber. Never. It wasn't there. Some guy drove up and go, so you need a ride. And Chuck got into a car with a random man. I thought that was his Uber. I found it the next day. That was not his Uber. I got my Uber, went home. Super fun night. I really like Austin. It was super clean and everybody was exercising. In my hotel there was so much like health food like you know, in the, in the hotels, like microwave, burger, pizza, microwave or candy, you know, chips. Like this convenience store. There was hella pre made salads the and like hella puddings and protein bars and like this feels like a part of West Hollywood. But no, it was just Austin. Pretty healthy city. I did not know that. And they're, they're down with the weed. I did not know that either. Overall shout out to David. That was awesome. Got to perform there, had fun. I went to do the, I went to watch him do the roast battle and I'm like right in front of the stage, there's only seats left. And oh my God, Marty. The whole time I'm there. They did like five people. Let them do their bits first. Like their 10 minutes the whole time sitting there thinking like, I can't watch comedy shows anymore. You know, that's like my favorite thing to do. I like to go to shows getting high. Can't. I just want to do it so bad. I'm sitting there going, God, dude, this is so fun. I want to go do my right now. And I'm sitting There going, like, ah, I need to get out and do more shows. It's just kind of like stressful watching it now, sitting here going, I'm lagging. I should be up there. What am I doing? Being like, I don't know. It's. It's kind of annoying at this point. It kind of bugged me that I'm like, I want to just watch and have fun, but also like, can I just do a 10 minutes real quick? I don't know. That's how I felt. It was super fun. Comedy mothership, Very nice venue. I got to do my little three minutes there. It went good. I thought it went good. I really hope on the tape and they review it back they go, that was a good bit. These people are just scared. But like, yeah, man. It works at every club in every other state, every, everywhere. I thought Austin was like super, like, yeah, say retard. Nah, dude. I said black and it went like, dog. It was a good one. You okay? Yeah. I got a couple more things I want to work on. I just had a meeting with somebody. Silvio. Shout out to Silvio. I'm gonna be doing a lot more shows, so hopefully the Pasadena Ice House soon. The improv. I'm doing more and more at Flappers. I have a lot of things. A lot of things I've been writing down I think are hilarious. I got a pretty good I hate the N word bit. I really want to get into. There's a lot of things I want to try. Yeah, that's it. Just some stuff. I got a couple stories I would like to get through. I just haven't had the time to go up that first time that I first said where I told that story about my dad in the truck. I've never told it again. I only did it once. But it worked that time. We can more stuff, guys. All 20, 26 is nothing but productivity. I'm super stoked. Three videos a week. We have a video coming on this channel every Tuesday and Friday. Every Friday we do an unrestricted on dope as usual podcast or dope as usual dot com. I should say. Go check it out. Four episodes a a month. At least an hour. They're fun. I'd say it's ridiculousness, but rated ridiculousness with rotten.com and Faces of death and Twitter.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Also. What are we smoking? I'm not. I can't buy no more hatch from there. I'm going to go somewhere else today. Oh, yeah, you came through, Aaron. How much was this? Maybe we should start asking first. Let's ask. Let's ask, let's ask. How much is one of these jars? Oh, no, that's fine. That's crazy. They wrote that for you. That's nuts, huh? It's crazy. It's definitely your jar. This is definitely. I know that's how you got. I was like, how much is it Just says bj. Yeah, I know how you got this now. I don't know how much it was. Yeah, Blue dream is with the J now, huh? Hey, go stand in camera shot again. There you go. All right, let's get out of here. What? How long we been here? Oh, 152, 215. Really? Wow. Okay, let's get the out of here, guys. Go to ethica.com and check out the dope as usual podcast collaboration with etha. Get the underwear. Or if you're in Zoomies, you can grab them there. But way cooler if you get it from ethica.com. but it'd be sick too, if you got from Zoomies. Or they can get them on zoomies.com too.

[B]

Y y.

[A]

So go check them out, guys. We appreciate you. Marty is working with dads against predators. Hopefully a lot of cool coming very soon. I'm so excited. That's a real sentence. Do we get the inside? Last time they were here, they showed me the catches that weren't out yet. Oh, my God, dude. I might as well just shot that right into my arm. They showed me the war. The Asian guy was like, I was just bored. And he smacks the dog out of him. He was like, bolo Young from Bruce Lee. The one at Downey. Oh, he smacked the guy with the gauge. Oh, there's one that's. There's a recent one where the guy's just shut black and blue. Jay, go. Go watch show a Monday. Go to Twitter. You can go on their locals. You can watch Josh's dap and you can watch Jay's dab. I watch Jay's dap a lot too. Absolutely beat the dog out of this man the other day, just beat the out of him so severely. I loved every minute of it. I watched it back. He beat the out of this guy. I'm so happy. I love it so much. Also. We gotta make it happen. We gotta get Josh and Jay as guest judge. And power slap. We need it. It has to happen. When we posted that and talked about it, do you see the guy that commented, daddy perp or something?

[B]

Perp.

[A]

That's that for power Slap. I watched. He commented away. That's the guy I was trying to explain to Josh, like, there's this white dude. That would be real good with you guys.

[B]

I think I'm literally trying to make.

[A]

That happen because he said in the comment goes, you set him up, I slap him. That's what the guy from Power Slap said. You set him up. You catch him, I'll slap him something. Daddy Perp. I think that's his name. But this man just dominates. And Knox falls asleep and then does, like, the worm hump thing after. That's why I always remember him. I love the guy. He's great. He's great. We need Josh and Jay's Power Slap guests. It has to happen. It would be incredible. Or at least a power slap. I can't say. Or any trouble, never mind. Expose your local creepy. I'll say that. Is that cool. Expose is fine, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Expose them before they expose themselves. All right, let's get the out of here. Guys, thank you for being here. We appreciate it. We have one guy that claims to be Guaminian. We have Nico here. We got Rago, we got Marty.

[B]

Appreciate you guys.

[A]

Because you're not Ginian. I was talking earlier because I was at the roast battle, this guy that said Guam came on, and Aaron's like, oh, another Guam. Because he's. I mean, That's. That's the thing I'm saying. You saying us is why I'm making fun of you. Because you're not going Minion, just because somebody in your family is and you're one. I was making fun of people like I'm 116 Cherokee. That's what. I was making fun of you. That's why I was making fun of it. I don't know how to explain it any. You're looking at me as if I spoke Chinese right now, dude.

[B]

How the am I not going? My family, my entire family.

[A]

It'S called Downey. They tell them they're in Guam so he won't come over. They're in Downey, City of Commerce at best. They're not in Guam. Guys, guys, if you know where, you know who's in Guam. Matilda's mom and dad. That's who I know is in Guam for sure. Not your family. And that's a deep Matilda cut. Right when they're leaving, he signs over the paperwork. We're moving to Guam. So for everyone out there that's also.

[B]

Autistic, this family's in Quton.

[A]

Marty. Oh, if this was class. I stab Aaron just for how happy I am that that was hilarious. Quton. I'm gonna Throw the up.

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

Roll. Rose Weed. God. From Guamton. Yeah, that's a good one. Everything I said is irrelevant. Matilda, now. Guys, thank you guys so much for being here. I appreciate you. For everybody from America. No, I'm just kidding. It's a U.S. territory. That's how much nobody gives a about. I'm not paying for this suck.

[B]

Oh, wrong guy. Never mind.

[A]

All right, guys, let's get the out of here. Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate it. The scene from Blood and Blood out where Miklo sucks on Big Al's finger that we're talking about last week. Aaron also does. And that's how he got this. All right, guys. I'm gonna lick you clean. And stabs him. Exactly, guys. It makes no sense. I don't care. I'm delirious. I need to get high. So smoke this weed. Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate it, Marty. See you soon, guys.

[B]

Have a great trip.

[A]

We just passed. Thank you.

[B]

Years.

[A]

Five years. You guys just passed. Thank you guys so much for being here. Let's get out of here. This is to no monetization, you know. Let's go. Thanks for being you guys. We appreciate you. Have a dope ass day.

[B]

Yeah. Perfect.

[A]

Perfect.