Greening Out & Gang Related!

Summary

DOPE AS USUAL Podcast – Episode: Greening Out & Gang Related! Release Date: April 22, 2025

Hosts: Marty O'Neill & Thomas Araujo
Featured On: USA TODAY, PEOPLE, NEW YORK POST, TED TALK, XXL, FORBES, COMPLEX, THE SHADE ROOM, REVOLT TV, POWER 106, SPOTIFY & MORE

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1. Welcome and Special Shoutouts

The episode kicks off with a heartfelt thank you from co-host Thomas Dopas to their partner, Spotify. Thomas emphasizes the platform's support, stating, "Spotify lets us 100% be free. We are fully uncensored every single time" ([00:00]).

Mario Neil echoes the sentiment, encouraging listeners to check out their content on Spotify, which includes videos, short clips, and comment sections.

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2. Personal Anecdotes and Recent Experiences

Thomas's Warehouse Basketball Game

Thomas shares a humorous story about playing a combined soccer-basketball game in their warehouse, leading to some unexpected challenges:

• Playing Conditions: "We were playing soccer slash basketball. The ball's flat. It's like a tomato when it breaks, it just doesn't bounce back" ([01:21]).
• Health Hiccups: After smoking weed during the game, Thomas experiences an asthma attack due to inhaling dust, leading to throat irritation ([02:16]).

First Bong Experience

Thomas recounts his first bong purchase and subsequent mishaps:

• The Purchase: At 18, while delivering pizza, Thomas buys a high-end glass bong named "Bong Dre the Giant" for $200 ([05:46]).
• The Mishap: During a session with his friend Ryan and Ryan’s girlfriend, the bong cracks, causing water and cannabis to spill everywhere. Thomas describes the chaos vividly: "All the weed shoots out of my fucking bowl on fire. The thing snaps into pieces" ([13:24]).
• Aftermath: The incident left Thomas with a sore throat and a broken bong, which he later repaired with local glassblowers ([15:17]).

Notable Quote:

"That was how Bong Dre the Giant was born. And that's his name, Bong Dre the Giant. Because he's huge." – Thomas Dopas ([07:57])

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3. Dabbing and Green-Out Stories

Thomas's First Dab

Thomas delves into his first experience with dabbing:

• Introduction to Dabbing: Encountered via his roommate Jevous, who introduced him to the process using a titanium nail and shatter ([26:19]).
• The Green-Out: Thomas describes taking an intense hit that led to severe discomfort, dehydration, and prolonged dry heaving: "I was sitting there and I go, could you drive my car? And Jeeves knew, like, I've never asked anybody to drive me do anything" ([34:43]).

Mario's Dab Experience

Mario shares his less severe but still unpleasant green-out experience from consuming excessive weed:

• Paranoia and Discomfort: "I dumped it out in the garbage and... I was like really escaping my body" ([25:09]).
• First Edibles: While not detailed extensively, Mario mentions consuming edibles with mixed results, emphasizing the unpredictability of such experiences ([34:43]).

Notable Quote:

"This is why I'm so hyped about this shirt. If you sell weed or you buy weed, you'll love the shirt." – Mario Neil ([100:43])

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4. Celebrity Interactions and Aspirations

Justin Bieber and Other Celebrities

Thomas expresses his admiration for Justin Bieber, contemplating the possibility of having him on the show:

• Admiration: "Justin Bieber can sing his ass off and plays all these instruments" ([50:11]).
• Invitations: Despite Bieber's busy schedule and public persona, Thomas insists, "Come on, man, what do you want me to do? I don't go nowhere" ([51:33]).
• Bieber's Lifestyle: Discussion touches on Bieber's high-profile cannabis use and public perception, defending his right to enjoy cannabis without judgment ([49:19]).

Notable Quote:

"Justin Bieber can sing his ass off and plays all these instruments." – Thomas Dopas ([50:11])

Rocco Viral Encounter

Mario and Thomas recount meeting Rocco Viral, a TikTok-famous personality:

• Impression: The encounter was memorable, with Rocco engaging them in a spontaneous rap session ([62:19]).
• Rap Performance: Rocco delivers an impromptu rap, impressing both hosts and adding a fun highlight to the episode ([64:57]).

Notable Quote:

"He's a super famous guy on TikTok. He put us on his live, and he's talking about how we're good parents." – Mario Neil ([63:11])

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5. Set Design and Show Format Discussions

Breaking the Fourth Wall

The hosts discuss potential changes to their podcast's set design to improve visual dynamics and guest interactions:

• Current Setup Issues: Cameras crossing angles disrupt the viewing experience, leading to awkward shots ([93:16]).
• Proposed Layout: Inspired by late-night talk shows like Conan O'Brien’s, they consider arranging the set in a soft U-shape with a central coffee table to facilitate better guest engagement and camera angles ([93:45]).
• Challenges: Modifying the existing space involves significant changes, including knocking down walls and enhancing soundproofing ([94:55]).

Notable Quote:

"We're trying to solve something that's unsolvable. You know who would figure that out? TV directors." – Thomas Dopas ([93:40])

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6. Merchandise and Promotions

Merch Drops and Collaborations

Both hosts promote their latest merchandise drops, emphasizing quality and variety:

• Thomas's Line: Highlights new merch offers, including shirts and hats available at pushtrees.com, with specific designs catering to cannabis enthusiasts ([100:31]).
• Mario's Line: Encourages listeners to visit martymade.it for exclusive T-shirts and hoodies, noting the variety and upcoming new items ([100:39]).

Promotional Quotes:

"We got the new merch drop on dope.asusual.com." – Mario Neil ([100:38])

"Use Hygienics Us code dope as usual at checkout and keep your weed perfect." – Thomas Dopas ([22:24])

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7. Listener Engagement and Feedback

Call for Feedback

The hosts seek input from their audience on various topics, including set design and potential guest appearances:

• Interactive Elements: Encourages listeners to leave comments and suggestions, ensuring the podcast evolves with its audience’s preferences ([95:08]).
• Future Content: Discusses expanding their content beyond traditional podcasting, exploring vlogs and storytime segments to keep the show fresh and engaging ([88:38]).

Notable Quote:

"What do you think? Set design." – Thomas Dopas ([95:17])

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8. Closing Remarks and Future Plans

Upcoming Guests and Projects

Thomas and Mario tease exciting future episodes, mentioning high-profile guests and collaborative projects:

• OT's Album: Anticipation builds around OT’s upcoming platinum album, with a special shoutout to Thomas for being immortalized in his songs ([60:27]).
• Merced High Recognition: Thomas humorously notes being featured in his sister’s high school business class as an example of entrepreneurial success ([75:25]).
• Creative Ventures: Plans to incorporate animated storytime clips and explore different content formats to diversify their offerings ([84:55]).

Final Thoughts: The episode wraps up with reflections on their cannabis experiences, gratitude towards their listeners, and enthusiastic anticipation for future content and collaborations. Both hosts reinforce their commitment to delivering authentic, uncensored conversations with a diverse array of guests.

Notable Quote:

"This has been the dope as usual podcast. We talked about a bunch of stuff. A lot of drugs, life problems, Noran accomplishments and everything." – Thomas Dopas ([116:47])

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Key Takeaways:

• Authentic Storytelling: The hosts share personal anecdotes, providing relatable and entertaining content for listeners.
• Celebrity Insights: Discussions about interactions with celebrities like Justin Bieber and Rocco Viral add star power and intrigue.
• Engaged Community: Active listener participation and feedback shape the podcast's direction and content.
• Creative Evolution: Exploring new formats and set designs demonstrates the hosts' commitment to evolving and enhancing the podcast experience.

Final Quote:

"Thank you guys so much for supporting the show. We really appreciate you." – Mario Neil ([116:42])

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Note: For more engaging content, follow the DOPE AS USUAL Podcast on Spotify, and visit their official website at dopeasusual.com for merchandise and updates.

Transcript

[Thomas Dopas]

Thank you all so much for watching this episode. We just want to give a special shout out to our friends over at Spotify. So go ahead and check us out on Spotify Dope As Usual podcast. We have comments, there's video, there's short clips. And most important about Spotify. They let us 100 be free. We are fully uncensored every single time. Just want to say thank you so much to Spotify. Have a dope ass day. Perfect. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the Dope As Usual podcast. Name is Thomas Dopas. Yolo, whatever you want to call me. It's my co host, Mario Neil.

[Mario Neil]

What's up, guys? So let's take a look at the tea real quick. What's cracking?

[Thomas Dopas]

There's a criminal on the left and a political criminal on the right. Possibilities are endless, dude.

[Mario Neil]

What's up, folks?

[Thomas Dopas]

Sup, guys? We're back to Dope As Usual podcast. It's the first solo episode in like five weeks. I don't know. And my voice sounds a little weird. I played basketball in our warehouse. If I sound like season one, this is what it is. Played basketball in the warehouse. So much dust, you guys.

[Mario Neil]

You and Ratchet were playing one on one.

[Thomas Dopas]

We were playing me, Ratchet, Nico. We were playing soccer slash basketball. The ball's flat.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's like a tomato when it breaks, it's just. It doesn't bounce back.

[Mario Neil]

It's so disheartening playing with a ball.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's just free air, man. Why do I have any in here? And I was smoking. We were breathing. I'm like, Dust Season one, guys. I used to sit with a fan under my legs and it would kick dust up immediately, but it had air in it too. So I would do it. And every episode just. I get an asthma attack because I'm smoking weed, which opens my lungs. And then I go, here's some dust too. I could taste the dust. So I power smoked the joint right after he played. And then now my throat hurts. Then last night, I was out all night in the cold.

[Mario Neil]

Last night you became part of the music industry, right?

[Thomas Dopas]

And I felt it when I hit. The certain joy went, oh, well, I can't smoke. I'm done. I can Feel it in 420s in a couple days. I'm not doing it to myself, so I'm not going to be able to smoke this episode. Damn, it hurts, dude. You can you hear it?

[Mario Neil]

That's from last you saw Chop and Screw.

[Thomas Dopas]

I don't know what to do with my. That's my chest. That's how I feel. So just wanted to say that real quick, guys, we're back to dope as usual podcast. If you're watching here on YouTube, thank you. That means you came and saw it because you didn't get a notification. So thank you. Tell your friends. Every Tuesday, 12:30, no notifications. Just come. All right, Just come hang out Wednesday. I mean Monday, every Monday. Not sure at a time because it's always changes. Unrestricted dope usual podcast dot com. We're about to film that one after this.

[Mario Neil]

We just banged out our first ever live Stream Remote Unrestricted 2 if you want to check that out. True that out.

[Thomas Dopas]

Also, I brought my rig, so I'll probably take a. Take a dab.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, okay.

[Thomas Dopas]

Try to take a dab. But wow, my chest is dead. And I slept for three hours. Four hours. So here we go, guys, let's get started. This is a dope usual podcast. I want to start off with a story. I don't know if I've. I might have told the story on here, but I. Rocco didn't hear it. I was talking about it. And he goes, what are you talking about? I've never told you that story. You've never heard that. That means it's not on a story time. So, guys, if you haven't experienced this topic yet, you will. And if you have, what was yours like? This is my very first piece ever. My very first piece of glass I ever bought, I ever got. And you know me, I can't just tell you in eight seconds what happened, because I could. So for the next 15 minutes, let me take you on a. On a journey and build the story. All right? I was 18 years old, delivering pizza. Not the time where I hit the 10 foot bong. Same friend. All right, Same friend, different time. I went over there. I think I might have been after work, but I remember I was in my clothes, right? And dude, when you're 18, you're selling sacks and you're reading up like a couple hundred bucks to not have to spend on re up and weed. You got a lot of money. Like, you got some money, dude, it's cool. And I walked into my friend's house, I sold him some sacks to like individual, you know, my. My favorite thing was, oh, you guys want an ounce? In my head I'm like, you want an announce, but you have eight friends. You all want eight. Eight, but you want your own weed. I could just tell you, is it for half the price? But don't worry, I'll pay? Yeah, it's 50 bucks an eighth all the way up, guys, thanks.

[Mario Neil]

It's a convenience tax.

[Thomas Dopas]

Well, they just didn't want me to do that. They're like, no, no, we want our own. And in my head I'm like, I could be nice and go, well, I'll give it to you for this. I was like, you guys are all like in your 30s. You should know math. I'm, I'm good. Buy one scale and save all your money. That I'm, you know, I'll take it to you. I'm in college. I need that. So I walked in this house, didn't jip anybody, but it didn't help them out. I could have been like, just give me 35.

[Mario Neil]

You're not a damn consultant.

[Thomas Dopas]

I told them, I was like, I can tell you, is it way cheaper if you guys had a scale? I have a scale, but I'm not going to give you my scale too and then come and lose money on myself. No, I'm not doing it. Get a scale. And plus, I already bring it sacked up. Here we go. I get in the house and I'm like, oh, man, you guys are ripping bongs. This is cool. You have glass? Glass. I never hit a glass on glass piece. And what that means is what Marty's hitting. A glass bowl with a glass down stem and a glass bong. I've hit plastic bongs with glass down stems. I've had glass with glass with a plastic or like a metal bowl. Nobody had sick glass. First time I saw an Illadelph, it blew my mind.

[Mario Neil]

So are the little screens you gotta.

[Thomas Dopas]

Push down or what about the glass screens that look like jacks? Glass jacks where you bounce the ball. They have glass screens too, but they're a to clean. Imagine cleaning a cheese grater every rip. No. So I'm inside this house, guys, we're hitting balls. I look over and I see this behemoth of a pure glass piece. Pure glass is like. I try to explain it. It's like a Mercedes of bongs. When I was a kid, like, you have a pure. You spent hundreds of dollars on a bong. I never grew up with rich friends. And the rich friends I did have were. We were well off. They didn't have bongs. We all made a bong, smoked a black and or a swisher, dumped out a black and mild. We've all done it. Broke this black and mild off, dumped it, stuffed it. I've done it many times, but we didn't have anything to Roll. So I'm in there and I see this huge bong dude. Like 24, maybe 28 inch bong. The base, it's a beaker. Two perks in it. The base is like a witch's cauldron. It's big. I'm looking like, wow, that thing is incredible. And the guy goes, I'm selling if you want it. You know me. I'm like, I don't have a bomb. I've never had a bong. I always make bongs and pipes. I have a pipe. Smoked blunts. Vapes don't exist yet. Maybe I'll buy that from you. And I go, how much you want? He goes, oh, it's used. 200. In my head, I went, oh, my God, 200. I think it was 240. I was like, maybe I'll grab it. And he goes, there's a crack in it. I'm like, ah, but that bong is like 600 bucks. I'm like, you want 200 for it? Okay. And I look at right where the base, the bowl comes out, there's a little fine hairline crack. And I'm like, let's be careful with it. I think. I think I'm gonna get it. I came back, like two days later and bought it from the guy I remember. As I'm handing money, I look on his face, I'm like, oh, am I getting played right now? I don't care. I want this bong. And that is how Bong Bong Dre the Giant was born. And that's his name, Bong Dre the Giant. Because he's huge. You can literally hold him like. Like a toddler.

[Mario Neil]

Cradle him.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's big, dude. Like you have with water. Hold that thing out full of water. No, dude, hold it for 10 seconds. You're done. So I get my piece, guys, listen, here's the story. I get my piece. I'm all hyped. I go home, I fill it with water. The only person I know that's not working right now, at the time we're 18, was Ryan. I'm like, I know he's not working today. Called ryan. Nobody had FaceTime. Like, hey, I got a bong. He's like, for real? Like, I got up here. He goes, what? I'll come over. I'm like, come over right now. He's like, I'm with my girlfriend. I'm like, okay, you're always with her. Bring her. I take one fat, fat, fat, fat, fat rip. I mean, like a monster rip. I rip it. I'M in my own apartment. Nobody tells me what to do. I'm 18, I'm in college. I make my own money. And I remember. I like. And right then and there, like, grew two points. Like, yeah, this is everything I've ever wanted. Let the smoke out my. Oh, my God. That was incredible. I have a bong, glass bong. People would come over just to use that. That's how important a bong was back then. So I had a lot of you. Like, we all have pieces. Do you have both parents? Maybe that's why. Man, I don't know. Everybody I knew was poor. So goofy, tall, Napoleon Dynamite. Ryan walks in. That was still the Napoleon diamond hair time. He walks in with his girlfriend. I'm like, yo, we gotta rip this right now. I pack Ryan a bowl. He hits it. Oh, my God. And it's got the swivel perks. So you can see the smoke go like a crazy straw. Like, it looks like it's filling up with milk because you're hitting it. Right. We all don't hit glass on glass. I don't know if you know this. Can I see your piece real quick? When you're cleaning a bomb or you fill it up with water, this should be dry. Like, the outside, this should be dry. Inside should be dry. Because if not, see, it's dry, ready, slides right out. If it has any water moisture, it can get, like, a little suction. You ever get, like, your back stuck to something? Like when you're, like, sweating your ass off or something, you take your shirt off, or like when you're wrestling or you in any sport, and you kind of stick to the ground because you're all sweaty and. Same concept. It'll get stuck a little bit. And what happens when it gets stuck? The downstem comes out and everybody freaks out. Oh, right. So that happens all the time. We don't know what to do with that. We don't have glass on glass. We're not experienced. Ryan hits it. Oh, God. His girlfriend's cool. She's nice. I know her. I know her older brother. She's cool. Nothing wrong with her. I have no ill intentions, no bad. Anything toward. She's cool, she's nice. For now, remember, this is day one, hour one bowl one. Listen to that. Day one, hour, one bowl one. First bowl, first bong ever. I hit it once. Ryan hits it. Oh, my God. His girlfriend has it. She starts ripping it, Starts ripping it, starts ripping it. And she goes to pull the ball. And when she goes to pull the ball, I remember all this from my angle. Circle table. Ryan's here, she's there. I'm here going, rip that. It's ripping. And she goes to pull the ball, and it doesn't come right out. And in my head, I'm like, weird. I got stuck. I've never really hit glass on glass like that. I would just go, like, pull it right. Not her, not her. So instead she's going, and she goes to pull the ball. It doesn't pull. Doesn't pull, doesn't pull. What would you do in that situation? Something reasonable, I'm assuming. No. Can I see that again? Actually, why don't I give it back to you? I don't know what I'm doing. This bitch on a table, just like this is ripping it. Bowl won't come out. Downstem is so big. It's like this sticks out. It's huge. Huge ball down step sticks out. She just goes like this. It goes.

[Mario Neil]

What do you mean?

[Thomas Dopas]

And pulls it like a fucking slot machine, dude. Grabs the whole down stem and goes. My shit explodes where the crack was. Expl. Remember this? I'm sitting here watching it, going. And I go, oh, bowl stuck. What are you doing? Don't pull it like that. It's glass. All these things are going through my head. She goes, keaton. Whole thing pops off, explodes. All the water instantly floods my fucking table. And the thing is, she coughed because she panicked. She went like. Because she had no more air. So all the weed shoots out of my fucking bowl on fire. The thing snaps into pieces. I'm looking at the water, and I look at her, and all I see is fucking embers falling right in her front of her face. Like there's fire and water in my kitchen right now because I invited you. And I see Ryan. He's just doing this. Not like this. Like. Like he's like someone dropped a baby. She's looking at me like that.

[Mario Neil]

Oh.

[Thomas Dopas]

And I'm. Everything in my power not to freak. Freak out on this girl. And then I just went, why'd you pull it like that? Oh, it got stuck. It's glass. Why? No, why, though? Why this motion? She went to pull it out, but backwards anyway. Water everywhere. I'm looking at her, and it was like a movie because the bowl was in the air from being on fire. And I'm watching it hit the. Hit my table.

[Mario Neil]

Slow mo. Thousand frames per second, huh?

[Thomas Dopas]

Water's now all over me, all over my lap. I'm just kind of sitting there. Ryan's like, oh. And she's like, I'm sorry. And they left. I clean up the water.

[Mario Neil]

They. She just left.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, then they left right after. It was like awkward. As they were there for 40 seconds.

[Mario Neil]

They came over, broke your bong and left.

[Thomas Dopas]

Left.

[Mario Neil]

Damn.

[Thomas Dopas]

I think Ryan was like, we need to get out of here. This fool's gonna be so mad. I remember I sat there and as I was cleaning my bong up, just.

[Mario Neil]

Like, you only got to rip it once.

[Thomas Dopas]

I had to rip it once.

[Mario Neil]

Bondre the giant. It only had one rip.

[Thomas Dopas]

So that's what spring savings are in the air. And at Ross where they have savings on all the brands you love, from the latest fashion to outdoor decor and even pet supplies, savings are in every aisle. Go to ross and save 20 to 60% off other retailers prices on your favorite spring finds. I went to Santa Cruz and found guys that blow glass and had them reattach an entire new piece. So that's why. Yeah, that's why my sits frosted except for this whole piece.

[Mario Neil]

Wow.

[Thomas Dopas]

I brought that story up because I used my bong case the other day and rock was like, what's bong is that? I go, it's bong. He goes, what is that? You never heard of. He's cool.

[Mario Neil]

How much bigger is in that?

[Thomas Dopas]

2, 4.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, it's like this.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like that fat.

[Mario Neil]

Did this offer to pay for it?

[Thomas Dopas]

No, nothing. One of the only people we know that has a job didn't offer to pay for it, didn't bring her own weed. It was my lighter.

[Mario Neil]

Everything she could have got you for, she did.

[Thomas Dopas]

Right?

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Anyway, that was a. That was the story of my first piece.

[Mario Neil]

Did your homie bring it up again?

[Thomas Dopas]

Never. When I got to fix him, I got to fix it. Oh, you got it fixed. Like, yeah, man, I got it fixed. Thanks for offering to.

[Mario Neil]

I didn't ever think you could fix glass.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, yeah, of course. Broken glass all the time. Don't throw your bongs away. If you really like it, go get it fixed. You can, you can patch a joint, you could pat. If you could dodge a wrench, you could dodge a ball. And you can definitely fix a bong for sure.

[Mario Neil]

I'm never even dawned on me to even think you could fix glass. Yeah, I always break bongs when I'm cleaning them. Like.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, that's usually when it happens. Honestly, it's usually when it happens. John's wife broke his mothership the other day.

[Mario Neil]

Damn it. How bad?

[Thomas Dopas]

Shattered.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, which what it look like?

[Thomas Dopas]

It's like, it looked like 9k. It looked like about 10 bands. Sucks.

[Mario Neil]

Does John have a meltdown over shit like that or does he laugh it off?

[Thomas Dopas]

Nope. Oh, I'm sure he was pissed off, but things happen. That was incredible. But that was my first piece I ever had, dude. First piece I ever bought. Sought after. Still have it. I bought that almost half my life ago.

[Mario Neil]

Mm.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's pretty crazy.

[Mario Neil]

It's wild.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's pretty crazy to think about that way.

[Mario Neil]

I got like one more year and me and April are going to be at the halfway.

[Thomas Dopas]

Halfway mark, that's a f. That's a boxing match.

[Mario Neil]

Then halfway.

[Thomas Dopas]

You have to see who's on top.

[Mario Neil]

She does not want these hands at this point.

[Thomas Dopas]

Just throw elbows. Throw elbows only to her back.

[Mario Neil]

She might get me an insults.

[Thomas Dopas]

Cover her mouth and you rip. You rip.

[Mario Neil]

Shot her.

[Thomas Dopas]

This is why we get age restricted. Dude talking about beating his wife and bleep that.

[Mario Neil]

Maybe they know about April though.

[Thomas Dopas]

They know about how I treat her. Jesus Christ.

[Mario Neil]

She's tough.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. So. Wow. Okay. That was the first time I.

[Mario Neil]

My first bong experience was the plastic little green guy. And then I ripped it.

[Thomas Dopas]

Plastic green guy.

[Mario Neil]

Uncle John had the plastic green and the screen thing. I got a 80 ounce splurge. Big time splurge.

[Thomas Dopas]

80 zip. In New York.

[Mario Neil]

No. And we're talking.

[Thomas Dopas]

Is it as brown as I was? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Mario Neil]

It was. It was some. It was some plant matter.

[Thomas Dopas]

More seated than a gay Mexican. You going? I was just talking about, you know, guys putting dicks. I'm sorry. I thought that was. I thought it'd be funny. It was funnier in my head. It's like he's a little seedier than that gay guy, but. Well, that weed is seedier than him. Wow.

[Mario Neil]

I ripped that. And I got just wildly paranoid, worried about getting pulled over the whole way back because now I got to ride with this bong in the. My dad's station wagon.

[Thomas Dopas]

And I'm sorry for everyone that has to think that way.

[Mario Neil]

It was terrifying.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's sad. Horrible. In Mexico, I was like that. Like hash in here. We gotta be careful. I need to go back home.

[Mario Neil]

Cuz if they saw me, they're gonna pull me over no matter what. So it's just like trying to get to the main streets and without crossing paths with the.

[Thomas Dopas]

My first bong hit. I know I've said it on here. On the topic of bongs. Here we go. And sometimes I like to say stories because again, years later, because we have new fans. Not everybody's heard everything. But this one is. This one's great. And I just saw. Thank God for Facebook. I just saw this guy Smiley on Facebook. Thank God. I don't. I didn't go that route. I thought that was a grandfather. I'm like, that's my homie. I grew up with. When people start getting big beards, you're getting older and you're a white dude. You look like a cowboy, okay? Put you in a different background. What century are we fucking in? When you wear jeans and boots and, like, big beard and big hair, it's like, damn. Well, you look like a principal or something, you know? I mean, like, when you get older, dude, we. You are able to look like that. Weird. You're like a grown man. I don't like it. Like Haley Joe Osmond. Let's just be fucking a kid from Sixth Sense, dude.

[Mario Neil]

Uhhuh.

[Thomas Dopas]

Sup, girl? Nobody wants the beard. Just be the look. Be a little boy, all right? That's all. Sorry. He got arrested again this morning. So I saw it, brought it up like, wow. Damn. Anyway, first time I ever heard a bong, my friend Smiley, he was a skinny, like, twig of a kid and was our middle linebacker because he could crack people, you know, one of those white kids that's, like, real, real skinny, but for some reason has sledgehammers on their fists and they're bony, but they'll beat the dog out of people. They'll kickflip a 10 rail, a 10 stair, not even care. Some of those white kids are running on motor oil, dude, and, like, gas. Smiley was definitely one of me. Always smile real big. That's why we call him Smile. He's on my football team. Middle lineback, couldn't be more than 110. This kid, one of the only kids I know where his parents are like, yeah, we get high together. We're family. It's fine. Like, his mom and dad were like, fine. Yeah, you can get high. Across the street was my uncle John and Pepper would move in a couple years later, so I thought it was funny. Across the street from the school, the. The. The. The remembers of my friends live there. The house touching the school, that's where I smoked my first bong ever. So I go in and Sean has this plastic bong. I've never hit a bong, dude. I only have like a can. Hit the carp or the pen bottle. There's never any water. It's just. You know what I mean? Sorry. This is last night. It's from last night. You can hear it. So I go to Sean's after football practice. So I have like, not all my gear, but I have, like, my leg pads, my. My thigh pads, my. My shitty little Peter Pan pants, and they're all my bag. Oh, yeah, I'll go to your house. He's like, my mom and dad are home. Like, I thought you could get high here anyways. Yeah, but they're not here. All right, it's fine. We go hit a ball, and, like, this is some green weed to where you. When you crunch it up, it's like fish food where it gets kind of flaky and squy, you know, like some trash. He packs the bowl and he rips. He goes, wait, you ever hit a bong with ice?

[Mario Neil]

Go.

[Thomas Dopas]

Ice? What do you mean, ice? And he comes back. I get deported immediately. No, I'm just kidding. He came back and he filled his bong with crushed ice. And I look at. What do you mean? He goes, it's colder. It doesn't hurt your chest. You can take fat hits. Like, that's incredible. Can you do. Let me. Let me get that. So I'm in his backyard, right on the side of the. I remember exactly where I was standing. I rip it as hard as I possibly can. Like Marty right now. I hit as hard as I possibly can. I roast it, roast it, roast it, roast it, roast it. Lighter, lighter, lighter, lighter, lighter. Like Marty's doing right now, roasting the. Out of it. But it's. It's really, really, really cold. And it's plastic. Like, you really feel the ice through it. It's a summer day. It's hot. I'm roasting it, and I take the fattest hit I've ever taken up to that date. I let the smoke out and immediately start greening out within seconds. Like, I've never hit something that hard before. Off of plastic. That was doodoo chitweed in summer. After walking there, definitely drink, no water. And then I remember, I went, what happened? He goes, you're right. Throw up. Let's go to the bathroom. What is happening? Went to his bathroom, and I stood over his toilet for, like, 25 minutes, coughing. My lung. You know that cough where the weed smoke is, like, in your nasal cavity? Like, you could taste the plant in your nose and back your tongue, but you don't want it. And I'm just trying. And I'm doing the spit cord. Just let it fall out. You know what I mean? Not spitting. Just hopefully I don't get it on myself. And I'm sitting like, I'll never do this again. I promise I won't do this Again, I start doing the praying. I put my face on the porcelain like I'm drunk. And I'm sitting there and then 25 minutes go by and all I taste is like, plant stem. It's not good. It's all I taste. And then I started dry heaving and a little bit of bile came out. And I was like, I'm gonna go home, dude. And I went out. He's like, are you okay? I'm like, no, I'm not okay. I walked all the way home in the heat. Should have got some water, but I didn't. My first bong rip ever.

[Mario Neil]

I never had a green out. Maybe one. I got some bad weed once where I felt like I was like really escaping my body. And I got it deep on the east side. If there was ever gonna be a batch of bad weed, it was this one. And I. I dumped it out in the garbage and. And I would never do that. It was disgusting. It was horrible.

[Thomas Dopas]

I felt like my.

[Mario Neil]

I was leaving my body. It was horrible. But then also I'm thinking about it every time we were smoking weed and it was always kind of bad because it always involved a paranoid riot or paranoid. The time we're sitting there smoking it, worried the police are gonna kick in the door or some neighbor called type.

[Thomas Dopas]

Anytime I smoke in public, in the parks, I always had the escape route. I used to run everywhere as a kid and have a car. We would jog and sprint as fast we could. See how fast we can get there.

[Mario Neil]

You guys are just racing to your destination all the time.

[Thomas Dopas]

All the time.

[Mario Neil]

We were just walking as cool as we could, dribbling and.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, none of that. I mean, at least I was. I try to get one foot in each square. I would run from 6th street to Ryan's. Four and a half, five miles. I would do it every other day. I was in shape for a long time.

[Mario Neil]

Okay, you.

[Thomas Dopas]

I was running 6, 6, 20 miles. 6006 minutes and 20 seconds. That's my mile time. Damn, that's not that slow. I was pretty. That was pretty fast, dude. Yeah, that's pretty fast. Benching 3, 15. I was squatting 4. I was pretty in shape as a kid.

[Mario Neil]

Okay.

[Thomas Dopas]

Rock that little kid. And yeah, we would just. I would just sprint and we do stealth mode. So no, we would just do a thing. Once it got past the curfew. I always had weed and you could pull you over no matter what it was curfew. You're under 18, you're done. Search you. So it was stealth mode. So, like anytime A car would come, I would talk about it. Just hide in a bush. Hide behind a car. It was so fun. Like, it was a game. It was a pastime. And while we're on the topic, I know I've talked about this, but while we're on the topic, my first dab I ever took, the first time I ever saw dabbing, was my roommate, Jevous. This was right after my bong incident. Same place, same, same everything. I get off of work, I walk in, I see a pookie pipe with a ball on the end with some in it. And Jebus is roasting it like this.

[Mario Neil]

Like to do it on unrestricted last week.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, roasting it, roasting it, roasting it. And I walk in, and I remember how mad I was because I thought it was meth. I was. So I remember I screamed at him immediately, what the. And he got all scared because he was just. He's just getting high at home. And I was so mad, I started walking over to him. He's like, what the. My. What are you doing? So it's hash. Oh, let me hit it. So why are you hitting out of that? He goes, it's oil burner. It's how you hit him. Oh, I thought, there's a pookie. Goes, it's a pookie. Where'd you. Where'd you buy it? At the smoke shop. How was that? Can I get that? It's for hash. I'm the first guy to do this. I promise you. It's for hat. Like, nobody was smoking hash like that. They definitely thought she was just buying pookies. So he's ripping it. I'm like, oh, let me. Me. Let me try that. It's the first time I ever saw dabbing. That wasn't a dad. That was more roasting my dad's p. Like, it's like a family pastime. He was just twisting and burning, right? First time. Fast forward five years. Fast forward five years. Jeebus is dabbing. Jeeps got me onto everything early. Jeebus is like a nerd with all this. He's like, yeah, you get a nail. It's called wax. Like, what's wax? What are you saying to me? And it was just. He'd bring it over like, dude, I ain't smoking that crackhead. I used to make memes on Instagram about being anti hash and anti dabbing because it was all torch and metal. Like, I used to make memes like, if you want to look like a crackhead, and then it'd be A picture of me smoking a joint. It's like, oh, nice. Like, look at this guy. PB looking like a crackhead. And Jeeves like, yo, come over. Breaking Bad season four. Because he had it on his. I didn't have cable. He's like, come on. I have all of it. Saying we can watch them all one day. I'm like, let's go. And Rosie has been sick for like three days. She's like, dude, just get out of the house. You've been here for days. Just go. Go Jeeves. I don't go to Jeeves. Went to Jeeves house. He had some shatter. Like a two gram Little Texas. Looks like text the shape of Texas. It was a thick like dirty honey. Like murky honey. Had no type of consistency to it. I mean Sistine. It had no like give. It was just drop and shatter. Remember? I don't know if you remember, but you should. We should drop our hat. Our shatter. And if it shattered, like, oh, look at our shatters. If it don't shatter, don't matter. That was the whole thing. And titanium nail. He gives me a red hot dab. Red hot off a titanium nail. Off a baby rig that was already like reclaimed up. And I put it on there. I go, oh, it's belting. And he capped it with another piece of metal. And I'm ripping it like that. I take rips, bong rips. So like I let it out. And she's like, calm down. Like, this is awesome. And he's like, are you good? I'm like, calm down though, man. Shit. Strong. Go. Give me another one. 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Let's watch Breaking Bad theme song starts. I'm already gone, right? When the themes, like, I was done, we started. I didn't watch one episode. I didn't drink enough water. I greened out immediately the second I said, no, I think it's one more. The second I sat down, I remember looking at the water tank he has with the rocks on it that, like, cleans the water. I remember all of it. I'm looking the things to the right. I'm on the couch and I just can't pay attention. And I'm like, is my. It's my. My heart beating? And I was like, is my heart beating off? Breathing, breathing my. Jeez. My heart feels. He goes, bro, I told you not to smoke so much. I'm like, I feel weird. They just chill. You smoke too. You took too much. Too hot of a dam. Like, in my head, I'm like, shouldn't that have been your or something? I don't know what I'm doing here. This is your house. And I sat there and did this, like, dry heat. It was so bad. You can't give me water. And I couldn't drink it. Like, I put it to my lip and go. Just to wet my lips. I don't die. Like when a coma patient, they go with a wet rag. They wet their mouth so the lips don't dry. That's all I was doing. I wasn't getting any of that. Four and a half episodes. I sat there, it's Breaking Bad. That's four and a half hours. I was sitting there in about hour two, Jeeves, his mom walks in and laughed at me. And then I couldn't drive. I couldn't stand. I was getting the spins every couple seconds. It was dirty ass, dirty hash, dirty wax and hot and dehydrated. And my first time. So I'm sitting there and I'm like, could you drive my car? And Jeebus knows, like, I've never asked anybody to drive me do anything. And I sat there for four and a half hours and kept dry heaving into a napkin like that. Just wiped my mouth the whole time. The whole time.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

And then I drove home about four and a half hours later and slept for like 12 hours because Rosie was sick. I just laid right next to her and just slept till the next day. I felt so sick. I felt like the next ready. You know that the day after, you drink way too much, but you've already done throwing up, but you still have that like pit of disgusting. Like something is still there. I. I'm gonna. It's like you could taste it all day. That's exactly what happened to me. Off of the depths. And that's it. That's what happened to me. Edibles. I can't remember my first time.

[Mario Neil]

I'll tell you. My first dab was at a dispensary. Had to be. Yeah, the free dabs. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's basically what I hit. I basically hit a free to have two.

[Mario Neil]

Dude, rip one of those. And then you come outside and just. Just how bright it was. That's all I remember. Like when Franklin like zooms. Zoom out to another player. How just. And then I just had to go be responsible human.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's terrible. That was the worst first edible experience. I don't remember. I know it was in high school cuz our friends made some. I don't remember it doing anything. I don't remember my first birthday. I don't remember my first time. Turned right into Forrest Gump. I don't remember my first time. I remember my first time eating edibles. That I can remember because I know I ate them. But I don't remember the experience. The first time I actually ate edibles to where I was like, oh my God. This is. I went to a place called Santa Cruz Patient center, obviously in Santa Cruz. Then Jeebus used to go there all the time. We were in college and I always think, how is Jeebus buying all this shit? Dude, we work at the same place. I'd sell packs. I can't fight by that. What? And then one day my. You spent $400 at the dispenser. He goes, oh, he's putting my credit card. You've been putting weed on your credit card for a year?

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Let's make payments. I'm not doing that. I won't do. He would spend like three or four hundred bucks.

[Mario Neil]

Damn. They let him swipe the dispensary.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, he's just. Credit cards.

[Mario Neil]

Oh.

[Thomas Dopas]

And anyway I would go there. They had something called Keith Bomb. So it'd be an eighth of weed. And they threw two grams of keef in it and shake it up and sell it to you. Loved it. I would never buy it now. Loved it. They had something called something brownie edible. Something brownie edible. And they were this big. Ready? That big, dude. And it was like eating five packs of our dopest gummies. It was so strong. They were eight bucks for a little cube. And we buy like eight at a time. I mean, do you remember the days where it'd be like, you ready to take an edible? Let's go. I. I miss those days. You know what I thought about the other day? You guys might be doing this right now, but I don't appreciate weed as much anymore. Like, I don't appreciate the luxury of being able to. I went and did a video recently just out now, called like, Hype Strains in Nature or some. When the last time, like, I feel like, not ungrateful, but I can't remember the last time I rolled a joint and went, where should I smoke this? Remember when you were like, younger, you roll two blunts with your homies ago? Where should we spark these at? You find a spot in the woods or some and smoke them all all down. Nobody was on their phone the whole time taking calls, doing business. Like, it was just, hey, let's go smoke these two joints. And look, I don't think like that no more. That's so sad. It makes me feel like, oh, it used to be like, what, let's go get food after. And now it's like, full Uber eats at the house. Like, let's go have the bong at the house. It's not. It's not like an event anymore. And that's kind of bums me out.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, totally know what you mean.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, that. That's the only thing that's like, oh, man. I mean, yeah, there's 30 pounds of weed here and I wouldn't trade it for that. But remembering the time, like, Damn, we got two plots to just us and.

[Mario Neil]

Some two K. Oh, I heard K2 the drug.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm like, damn, that's some K2. Marty. What's up, guys? Taking a moment from this episode to talk about one of our brand new sponsors. And this is Hygienics. As you know, Hygienics has the Turb titans. They have the simple soak. They have everything to keep your glass clean and sanitary. But they also have something called the proof jar. There's a lot of things you can keep your weed in, but will it keep it fresh? Will it go bad? Will it smell? These seal tight, airtight jars are so sick. This will test the humidity inside of your jar. It goes from dry perfect to wet. If you put super wet weed in there, it'll tell you when it starts to dry. If you put super dry weed in there, it comes with Boveda packs. Put the Boveda packs in there. When it says perfect, take them out. This right here is the first jar I've ever seen in My entire existence of doing anything weed that will tell you if your shit's too wet, too dry or perfect UV proof. Basically, to stop the sun, they sell them in 1, 3, 5 and 10. Hygienics US is the website code dope as usual is 20 off. So just use our code dope as usual at checkout. Make sure to use it. Hygienics Us has every single thing to keep your class clean. The Terp titans, the pearl grabbers, bong caps to clean your bong bong brushes, literally every single thing. Hygienics Us use our code dope as usual at checkout and keep your weed perfect. Hey, what's up guys? Just want to say a special shout out to my bookie for sponsoring this episode. Marty was just in Vegas and what did it smell like? Straight cigarettes. So if you want to feel like you're in Vegas and gamble without having to be in Vegas and stink, you can go to my bookie right now, download the app, use our code dope as usual no matter what. If you're in Florida or Nebraska, if you want to feel like you're in Vegas, go to my bookie and go to the live casino. There is a live dealer right now playing at all times. Basketball, baseball, ufc. Patty, the baddie fight just ended. I haven't even seen it yet. Marty told me about it. Just remember, if you, if you like to gamble and you want to gamble, use our code dope as usual and it's gonna do the 10 free casino chip and a 50 match bonus all the way up to a thousand dollars. Also, if you're a soccer fan like 99 of the earth, you can bet on soccer. I just went to my first soccer game, shout out to lafc. It was epic and honestly the most insane sporting event I've ever been to. Everyone is chanting for 90 minutes and like ESPN. Oo off dodgeball, you can do a lot more. You can bet on cricket, table tennis, golf, esports. You can bet on video game tournaments. So once again, remember, use our code dope as usual. $10 casino chip, 50% bonus match all the way to $1,000. You know, sometimes we don't know about what's going on on earth and this, and this is about space. So stuff that's going on, not on earth. Real quick, Marty, right now it's Independence Day and you got to drive into the mothership's thing to stop and save the earth, right? You know, less dramatic. You got to go up there. How about you're a celebrity and you go to space. I was trying to break it down to something so stupid. We're talking about celebrities going to space, and that's the dumb thing I was going to get to. And it's actually what we're talking about. I've never tried to do that. My life. That just confused the. How about something stupid like this? What the we're talking about? You go here. Okay, so the other day, for no reason, the news was like, hey, are you ready? When you come home when you were a kid and you accidentally put a hole in the wall, you stood in front of him like, hey, what's up, everybody? What'd you guys do today? Oh, okay. Let's walk to the kitchen, Try to block the hole.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Or put a plant in front of it. Like, don't look over there. You know what? I did my homework today. Come check. I'm gonna sing you guys a song. Do anything to distract what's going on. That's what the news is doing with these going to space right now. Because why is Katy Perry in space? Nobody gives a. Not even Katy Perry gives a why. What else happened that day that they were like, yo, we need the news to just only talk about this goofy today because you know what happened? We lost a trillion dollars, and we don't want anybody to know something happened. Dude, something happened because these doing these went up in space for 11 minutes, enough for their periods to start. That's how long they. That's it. That's all the time they were in space.

[Mario Neil]

Took a picture and just came back down.

[Thomas Dopas]

Basically, a Robot Chicken episode is longer than they were in space. Lance Bass, the gay dude from NSync, okay, was going to space a long time ago and then didn't go. Why didn't he just do the 11 minutes?

[Mario Neil]

Okay. I didn't know where you're going with that one.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, he was, like, so expensive. He can't do it. These pigeons went for free.

[Mario Neil]

DG went to space.

[Thomas Dopas]

Dg. That was a music video, Marty. That was a music video, man. Oh, Rick Moranis was in space in Spaceballs.

[Mario Neil]

Okay.

[Thomas Dopas]

They filmed that in space. Dr. Evil was in space. Okay, if I get an F on my report card, I am definitely going to start talking about how I scored a touchdown over here. Something goofy. That's what this feels like. They're just like, yeah, watch these. I don't know who the other girls are, but I guess they're famous people. I have no clue.

[Mario Neil]

Like, what was the point of it, though? Was there any, like, actual point to it?

[Thomas Dopas]

Thanks, man. Thanks.

[Mario Neil]

Dude, am I missing something?

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, I think it was staged. I think they just set something up and set something down. Because now all I'm seeing is the pictures of the thing landing. There's a dummy in the window. You can see the creases of the arm, brother. It's the dummy in the window mannequin. And I don't know. I have no idea what it's for. There's no reason. There's no. There's no explanation. I think it's real goofy. Nobody gives a shit. But we are talking about it right now because of the goofiness. Also, Goofy Movie 2 is coming out. While we're on the topic of being goofy. K. Per, just write a song.

[Mario Neil]

What are they covering up as a question. Damn it. It worked.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, yeah. Definitely worked. You know what you could do too? Just not put the in the news that you don't want. You have to make stupid fake space exploration.

[Mario Neil]

Did you feel the earthquake the other day? Same day?

[Thomas Dopas]

No.

[Mario Neil]

Maybe that has.

[Thomas Dopas]

Maybe they were dodging the earthquake. They just didn't want to feel it, so they went up and came down. Be a good way to dodge every earthquake that starts. I just jump as high as I can.

[Mario Neil]

That's what I was thinking.

[Thomas Dopas]

I dodged it every time. I keep a trampoline in my living room in case I really need to. I need hang time. You guys are all gonna get hurt. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Midair. But you told me to freeze. All right, all right. Unfreeze little mask reference for you. Okay, on to my next topic. I have. I won't say where, but Rosie trains. It's just the random Rosie. Rosie goes to a certain training place, and this certain training place happens to be like a bougie kind of. Lowe's knows how to help pros save. That's why the new Milo's Pro Rewards program lets you unlock exclusive member deals on the things you need every day on the job. Plus, Milos Pro Rewards members can get volume discounts on eligible orders through a quote of $2,000 or more. Join for free today. Lowe's we help you save. Exclusions. More terms and restrictions apply. Program subject to terms conditions. Details@lowe's.com Terms subject to change place. Rosie works out with Gunna every day. The rapper. Like, they're friends and then Justin Bieber. They're like, in this. It's. It's really odd because a couple weeks ago I'm like, rosie, we gotta get Justin Bieber on the podcast. I love Justin Bieber, I think that guy's the. And he smokes the exact same weed that I smoke from the same person I found out. Buys the exact same amounts of weed that I'm buying. So he smokes his ass off.

[Mario Neil]

I didn't realize it was like that.

[Thomas Dopas]

You can't. He buys it from the brand but not the store because you're not allowed to buy that much at once. So that's why I always get it from the brand.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Anyway, little biebs. Yeah. Rosie's just been. He watched, gonna see no show. He's awesome. The shows and she's funny.

[Mario Neil]

No.

[Thomas Dopas]

All right, all right. That's cool, man. We have a lot of fans there. A lot of fans.

[Mario Neil]

You mentioned that on the phone.

[Thomas Dopas]

But like a lot of the trainers are fans. And one of the trainers, one of the guys, I recognize him like when I was at the Laker game. Like, that's a fool from the gym. He's a Laker. I had no ideas. One of the tall white dudes.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, oh.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's a fool for the gym.

[Mario Neil]

One of the trainers.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, he's the one up on the team. He was running down the court. I'm like, gym. The gym is not huge. It's like original training. So it's not like a. Anyway, the reason I bring that up because I think it's really funny. We're gonna get Gunna and Justin Bieber on here one day. The reason I think it's really funny. Oh, no, not really funny. The reason I'm bringing it up is because I talked to a couple weeks ago. I really want Justin Bieber on the show. And Rosie's like, dude, he just started working out today. I was like, shut the up. So yeah, he's there all the time because they want to train. They want to do a 30 day trial video with me with somebody. The big ass black fool. That's always. That's With Danny Duncan. That works. That's. That's what we're talking about. The big ass fool boss. Anyway, he's like, yo, I want a 30 day thing with your husband. Give me 30 days. Every single day. See what we could do. I'm like, my back feels good, let's do it. Anyway, I'll be going to that place more. I'll see all these fools and get high with these guys. I can't say everybody, but I've met a bunch of fools. I've gone there a couple times. And the reason I'm bringing this up is because Justin Bieber for the Past couple weeks, he's all over the news. Be like, look at him, he looks so bad. He's on drug. He's high. Have you ever been extremely high? Now say, have you ever been extremely high and famous as? Add on rich as and everyone's just talented. Yeah. On top of being a world class musician. Everybody forgets. And he starts singing and go, oh my God, you sound like Steve Smith from American dad and Justin Timberlake better. It's just a fact. Justin Bieber can sing his ass off and plays all these instruments. I remember I was like Justin Bieber. Then my little sister showed me his damn documentary when I was like 20. This kid plays the instruments. I'm a fan. I was a fan. I like that kid since he had a little bowl cut. Like, that kid plays these instruments. What a talented. Jesus Christ. Oh my God.

[Mario Neil]

Right?

[Thomas Dopas]

And the reason I'm bringing it up is because I know that fool gets wrecked and the news keeps going. He's high. So am I. So a lot of people are. Just because he posted on his Instagram doesn't mean like he needs help. Let a have fun. Damn. Yeah, he's high. Smoking backwoods on his story. Let him get high. Else is he supposed to do all the little girls? His fan bases are like 25. Let him get high.

[Mario Neil]

Did he. Has he been getting like new fans this whole time or Justin Bieber, dude.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, he will never not gain fans a little. A person is seeing his first song for the first time right now.

[Mario Neil]

Every day.

[Thomas Dopas]

Every day. And every day. And every now he's that song with future Don Toliver. That's pretty sick. Like he's getting to a. Oh, he's easy of age now. Like he's not little Biebs. He's Justin.

[Mario Neil]

How old is he?

[Thomas Dopas]

Probably 26, 27. I would say 27. Let's see.

[Mario Neil]

31, 3-1-94, London, Ontario.

[Thomas Dopas]

Barely older than this kid.

[Mario Neil]

31.

[Thomas Dopas]

A lot. It's a big difference when you're like selling drugs and doing stuff. You know what I mean? Like, I thought he was way younger. That's what I'm trying to say. Like, I never listened to the music. I didn't watch music videos. I saw him when I was older. Four years older than that guy.

[Mario Neil]

Huh? I always thought of him as a little ass kid, but me too.

[Thomas Dopas]

Come on the show guy. Just be. We need you on the podcast. I know you're super famous. I told Rose, like you're famous and everybody around you wants something I don't want from you. I'm just talking about come over and smoke weed and hang out. Some people need a break, dude. And that's the thing about our show. Every single time someone leaves where they say, that was fun, man.

[Mario Neil]

Everybody.

[Thomas Dopas]

Every fucking time. That was fun. Let me know when you. I'll come back. Every time. Every single time. Like OT last, I was like, I don't ever get to hang out like that. Thank you. Dude, when you came, we had a pizza party at my house.

[Mario Neil]

A lot of times they stand here.

[Thomas Dopas]

We keep for 30, 40 minutes every single time, dude. And don't bring your bodyguards, bro. Just come smoke weed with me. Watch funny.

[Mario Neil]

That'd be great. God damn, that'd be great.

[Thomas Dopas]

Come on, man. I just want to watch funny things and laugh. Anyway, that's it. I just wanted to have this full on show.

[Mario Neil]

Has he ever done a podcast?

[Thomas Dopas]

Probably not. You're worth that much money, dude. It's just. And then you're talented. It's like, come on, man, what do you want me to do? I don't go nowhere. It's gonna get high. Post on my Instagram.

[Mario Neil]

It's gonna be so exhausting to be that.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's, that's why I'm saying, like, fool, come over. Nobody at my house is gonna go nuts over you. But hey, just your talent as hit this rig. Do you want to go play skeeball? I know your guys will make sure nobody else is playing skeeball while we're playing skeeball. That's something cool that I've never experienced. Like, oh yeah. You're like, last night with ot, I'm like, I told you, full just started free. So I'm like, why is everybody freestyle? Oh yeah, rappers, I'm burnt. I'll sit there like, these fools are free. Oh yeah.

[Mario Neil]

So you went from the Alex Legato show to the Cuco show last night?

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, all of it just lined up in one day. Dude, we went to Alex Legato, remember on the show, he says, oh, our ten year reunion. So we went there. It was super sick, super cool. I need to learn Spanish. That's all. That's it. That's all. It was badass. It was cool. My little sisters, it's so crazy because like my little sisters are fluent and they listen to Spanish music. So they text me while I was there, like, yo, I watch your Alice Legato episode. Like, look where I'm at. And she's like, oh, no, no, she asked me something else. I'm like, this is what I'm doing right now. And then she's like, is that locato 7? When she said it in Spanish, Alex, like, I love them. I go, bro, they're just on the show this week, right? And then some little ass fool came in. I mean, I'm small too, but. And then everybody was like, what the. I don't know Spanish music. I don't. Apparently I met fools with like a hundred million. I don't know who they are. I don't know. They're cool. They all smoke weed. They all like, oh, what's up? It was cool, but Santa Fe clan clan or some. Okay, I don't know. But I was just talking about him and I told my sister and she, that's her favorite. She came to that big ass festival for him. I didn't know. I didn't bring my little sisters to do stuff like, hey, you guys love this music. I don't know what they're saying. So, yeah, come on down, dude. Listen.

[Mario Neil]

It's a whole category. We're unaware of that. It's probably like a lot of people.

[Thomas Dopas]

The fans, so much bigger than anything we've ever had on the show. Spanish music, world music is so much bigger than any American song anything. It's shocking. So we did that for like an hour and a half. We took. What a weird time. We were just doing a vlog. Like, yeah, let's vlog it. Because we do stuff like this all the time, guys. And I don't film anything. I've been doing this for years. Never once vlogged it. I don't know why. I always do weed only. Weed only. Like, oh, we're at a concert. Why would I film it? Because you're doing stuff people want to like day in life. We leave there, as we're walking down the street, a fan pulls up and I have a pound in my bag. So I was just like, oh, yeah, it was perfect timing. Anyway, we leave there, we go straight to the Cuco concert. Shout out to everybody I met there. Thank you for watching. And at the Alex thing, I met a lot of fans. Thank you. We get to the Cuckoo show. Super sick. I didn't realize that I was opening last night at the Cuckoo concert. I didn't know that I was a lead singer of a band. I had no idea. I get tagged on this guy constantly, go, damn, will you sing now? I'm like, yeah, yeah. He looks at me, I walked in, I looked at the stage and go, that's the fucking dude. That looks identical. The guy looks just like me. Even in person, the guy looked Just like me. And I always hit high notes to be stupid. He hits him as a career. Like, he's good at it. And I'm like, dude, I could do that too. Wow. Musicians are just on a different level. Like, yeah, you could do stupid, but can you sing? Like this guy, this full sung his ass off. Didn't realize that I look so much like this guy in person until I saw him. Then his band made at the end, then, look, it's him. And she looked, oh, it's got to.

[Mario Neil]

Be weirder for him to, like, have that realization. This dude ripping bongs and.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, right. And this other guy just singing all high pitched. And then rock was like, get him on the show. And then just switch seats. I'm down. You interview me, man. So from there, cuco show, I'll say this, I didn't realize that. I mean, you hear music, but seeing live is 10 times different. That fool's voice is so damn good. Google Cuckoo's voice is incredible. Full crushed it. That's all. It was incredible. It was a really, really, really good show. Second last song was great. Last song was this. The. It was great. Wow. That album's coming out May night. It's gonna be sick.

[Mario Neil]

He did the full thing start to finish.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. And then we waited around for a little bit, met a bunch of fans. Thank you once again. Appreciate you. And then this. I watched it, but this girl was standing next to me the whole time. And I kept seeing people look at her. And I was like, oh, okay, maybe he was looking around. And Rocco came up and just went into this and walked away. And it's the. It's the girl from the Marvel movies. I don't know. It's America Chavez, character from Doctor Strange or something. Anyways, this girl's standing next to me. And then Iraq comes. I'm like, why'd you just wave at that girl all weird? And she went, hi back. I was like, you know somebody at this concert while we were there, Rocco's best friends just in the crowd, just sees us and comes out wearing push tree. So Rocco went down and just watched a concert with them.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, just randomly.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. It was sick, dude. And they lock everyone's phone up because the album's not out. So Rocco's scrolling. Everybody's looking at him. Like, how the you got your phone? I didn't realize the camera guys was looking at me. I thought he was looking at me. I was recording my phone. I didn't know. And then when I posted, I went, take it down. And I reposted it with a different song. I'm like, that song's not out.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's why they want you. Yeah. Yeah. That's tough.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. So, Kuko, show was great. Super fun. Good concert. As we were leaving, Jody hit me up, and they're in. OT and Drody are in town. I was like, oh, okay. Where are you guys at? He sent me the location right by my house, 10 minutes away.

[Mario Neil]

Okay.

[Thomas Dopas]

So they're filming a music video. I'm like, all right, I'll be there. I think people got on camera. It's hilarious. It'd be funny if it was in the music video. Let's suppose you're in the music video. And stop. Oh, you can see him scream as he sees me out, like, through the crowd. Because there's such a big production, dude.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Wow. There's 35 people there.

[Mario Neil]

And was it in a studio or outside studio?

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, well, like a warehouse when they fixed up a huge light box and crazy stuff. Anyway, we just got high as hell for, like, three hours last night. And that's why this is hurting so bad. It was just smoking in the cold, man. Messed me up. I know. I knew it right when I hit it. Yeah, that was fun as hell. We're there for. I'll just say it now. OT's album's coming out soon.

[Mario Neil]

It'll. It'll already be out.

[Thomas Dopas]

OT, those albums not coming out till a couple more months.

[Mario Neil]

I thought. It drops tomorrow. Oh, the collab album.

[Thomas Dopas]

Collab. I'm a Sauce Walker drops his feature out. His new one's coming out in a couple months. I want to say everybody on it, but I'll be doing some skits on that album. Very excited. That's gonna be super sick. I don't know what we're doing yet, but it's gonna be fun. And, I mean, I'm not spoiling anything. But last night. So I listen to this song, and I listened to it, and I was like, you. There's a line about me in his song on his album. Like, let's go, dude. Sick as hell. Yeah. I heard him go. You immortalized. I meant, like, 10 songs, but, like, two, like, on Billboard or, like, top whatever. But, like, you know this album's gonna go platinum.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

I never had my name on a worldwide hit. Sick. And it's not like. Just says my name was like, oh, Talking about getting high with me. Nice, dude. I think it's really funny. It's awesome. And that. That song I heard, two songs I heard was so three the one we were there for the music video. I can't say who else is with. Holy. That's gonna be such a hit. One of the biggest artists in the world.

[Mario Neil]

The video he was shooting, I can.

[Thomas Dopas]

Not can even allude to what it is. You don't know if it's country, you don't know if it's rap. But last night I did post it and I took it down right after went. Don't miss your chance to spring into deals at Lowe's. Right now. Get a free 60 volt Toro battery when you purchase a select 60 volt Toro electric mower. Plus buy three 19.3 ounce vegetable and herb Bonnie plants for just $10 dollars. It's time to give your yard a grow up. Lowe's we help you save ballot to 423. Selection varies by location while supplies last. Discount taken at time of purchase. Actual plant size and selection varies by location. Excludes Alaska and Hawaii. Wait, the song's not out. And I just took it down right away and I DM somebody that reposted my. Hey man, I really appreciate your support. And shout out to Jay Webby, can you take that down, dude? Because I just realized the. The chorus is on there. I wasn't paying attention. Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

One of the biggest artists to ever live.

[Thomas Dopas]

To ever live. Incredible. I'm so excited for this dude. But yeah, that's gonna happen this summer. I'll be on tour a little bit with him. We're gonna be. I'll just shut up. Never mind. Let's just move on. First bong. Women in space. Justin Bieber last night. I love this. This is hilarious.

[Mario Neil]

Okay, let me find out something real quick. Rocco Viral. Do you know. Do you know who this is? Yes or no? Put the buck in the cup guy.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. Oh, that is.

[Mario Neil]

We walked past this full in Vegas. My kids were genuinely starstruck. Like they couldn't. We couldn't just keep walking. We had to double back to this fool. And then. Did you see the video? Oh, you did?

[Thomas Dopas]

Wait, wait. Yeah. Where he's talking to them on the Strip.

[Mario Neil]

Like cuz where it's like Cam and the kid.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mario Neil]

And the guy, he like started rapping to Cam and then we started talking to him. April said, we're from Buffalo. He's like, oh, I love Griselda. You know Benny. Oh, hold on. Then he. He started rapping and to me on the camera. Hold on. This dude was great. Apparently he's like super famous on TikTok.

[Thomas Dopas]

Marty was like. Ariana was so Excited. It's like she's never met a famous person. Like, remember when she skipped school to come do our nle video with us? And she's like. And Marty's like. And she's over here hyped about a homeless man here with Candace. I call in cam and on tick tock, you know who the I am. I will shut the up. Yeah, you ain't gotta be a baller too. Give me a mug, give me a mug. Give me a mug. That was great, dude. Bucking my cup I'm the number one driver, Mike's the ashes, I'm the best, I suggest you get some glasses be the next Aspen to be rap and classic I've been acid, God beep, you better mash it. Those are V bucks, the Vegas Bucks. Dude, if rap was golf, I'd be like Tiger woods putting a hole in one like a sniper wood rap was tennis, I'd be like Sabrina Venus showing every opponent who be serving demeanors feroches, abracadabra, hocus pocus, super califragilist. As other rappers be hopeless I remain focused like I'm taking a. Like a pimp Mac and a drunk and take it a fix popping a deal you're gonna be taking the dive. I'm shot with a bomb, you can never take me alive I need blood all over my enemies like ketchup on fries I sleep with one I open and you thought I slept with you sadly mistaken. You have a rule awakening you're mentally out of shape I'm lyrically fit, somebody call Dr. Dre cuz I'm lyrically sick. You smell like a. But you look like a dick I give you liberty gonorrhea take your money and split laughing all the way to the bank cause you plenty of. Yo, I'm here with Camden. I'll call in. Cam, that was great. I can't lie.

[Mario Neil]

Right off top of the head. Come on.

[Thomas Dopas]

All right.

[Mario Neil]

Made Cam's whole weekend. Highlight of his life up to this point.

[Thomas Dopas]

All right. That was not. That was not what I was expecting. I didn't watch the whole thing. I just watched Cam being all hyped up.

[Mario Neil]

That was what I saw.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. Yeah, that was. That was okay. He lives there. I don't know.

[Mario Neil]

I. I have no idea.

[Thomas Dopas]

Is it always Vegas that he's new to Tik Toks? I.

[Mario Neil]

All I know is he was on live. He was out there just on his live, just doing his thing. People were just putting a buck in the cup and then. But all what I do know is that he put us on his live, and he's, like, talking about how we're good parents, and so that was cool. And then, like, he. He was just so cool with Camden and, you know, respect.

[Thomas Dopas]

Sick. I was about to make it worse joke ever, and I was like, just keep that shit to yourself, dude. Keep it to yourself. I had a good one. Well, you have to be on stage to be able to get away with, like, that. How about this? Hey, what's up, guys? And then I'll say it, because that was fun.

[Mario Neil]

Well, let me stand up real quick.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, I'm gonna just stand up. You just see my chest and stomach racism. Oh, dude. For those of you that say that, I've been getting some messages about your man, you're racist. You're offensive. Suck my dick. Let's move on. That's it. You makes me laugh. Exactly. Makes me laugh, man. You. You're just being blatantly racist. Passing off his jokes. You mean jokes. I'm joking. It's not real. My family died in. In the camps. It's okay to make fun of it sometimes. It's. It's dark humor, man. Some of my favorite. Have you ever seen a dark comedy? You have. Don't contribute to that if you're offended. Hey, that offended me. What about me? Shut the up. That's all. That's all I'm gonna say. I got a bunch of people like, just because you're Jewish and Mexican and white and this. I'm like, keep going, keep going. I can't do what I want.

[Mario Neil]

Listen, off your credentials.

[Thomas Dopas]

I can do what I want anyway, man. Just don't have to support it. I'm getting offended. Like, personal problem. I don't know how to help you.

[Mario Neil]

It's gonna get just more and more.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mario Neil]

Further into comedy, I got Mexicans hating.

[Thomas Dopas]

On me because I make. I came out of my last show and just talked about Mexican people for five minutes straight. So I get.

[Mario Neil]

I thought they love that.

[Thomas Dopas]

They did. They did. They loved it. The first show. That's so much. It was highly offensive, I will say. And I wrote it that day. Come on, man. I only have five minutes. What am I supposed to say? Oh, geez. Like, you should start off. Oh, geez. Funny dude. He gave me a little. He's like, talk on this. Then we talked to it, and I came out. It's fine. It passes. It's the same week that everybody was blocking their freeways, and I just looked around like, thank you guys for taking some time away from blocking the freeways. To be here tonight, everybody. Second time. Not so much. Second show. They didn't appreciate. They didn't appreciate it as much.

[Mario Neil]

That's interesting.

[Thomas Dopas]

I went hard on Asian people too, for a couple seconds. Made me laugh. Let's just talk about how I'm racist. I'm racist in certain situations. If it's going to save your life. You know the, the generic ones. Like, you see a guy in a hood and he's, he's ethnic across the street, like, no, nothing like that. But, you know, just. I want to give it away. If my pilot's white, my, my heart is, is okay, all right? My. If my, my flight crew's white, I'm gonna just lay back and enjoy the free movies, dude.

[Mario Neil]

But other than that, thank you for flying white flight.

[Thomas Dopas]

And not because, like, oh, you only want white pilots. The government won't kill a bunch of white pilots, but they'll let a bunch of like an Armenian or African or Mexican pilots go down. I think it's just the government's like, we don't want to kill more of us. The way I word it, it's actually a joke. Oh, but this sounds up. But the way I word it's like. Yeah, you know, I don't want to give it away because that's the whole bit, but anyway. Shut the up, dude. It's okay. It's all right. You don't have to. You don't have to watch. Yeah. So on to my next topic. We talked about it recently, right? Merced High. Merced, where I went to school. They started labeling all the kids as gang bangers. Nor 10 years, if you wear a push tree shirt and he puts trees gear, you're automatically put on the list as saying you're affiliated. Because I did a, a charity event with gb, the rapper. He's on the board of commerce for Mercedes. They did that whole crackdown where they like, busted like 80 people. And GB was like the ringleader. Why do you think he's out? Because he didn't do anything. They were looking for a murder and they solved it from another guy in two towns over.

[Mario Neil]

GB's output and consistency is constant.

[Thomas Dopas]

High level constant.

[Mario Neil]

He's crushing.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's constant. So that's why we're affiliate. That's why I'm affiliated now, which is the craziest?

[Mario Neil]

The government made you affiliated?

[Thomas Dopas]

I got virtually jumped in, dude, by the school. Crazy dude. Anyway.

[Mario Neil]

The school?

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, the school, dude. So the school jumped me in, right? So now I'm a Norte, apparently. And Brian Ortega is gonna Beat my ass. That's all I heard. Like, oh, I just thought of Brian. Oh, no. Got some husky eyes coming at me. Me. Get away from me, man. The only Mexican I ever saw that has husky eyes. That green and blue, it's looking around like a lizard. And no Mexican never gets that lucky. And you could fight.

[Mario Neil]

What the.

[Thomas Dopas]

Dude, like we told Jody, Jody's the tallest Mexican I've ever met.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, he's, like, probably 63, 64. 64.

[Thomas Dopas]

He might be the tallest Mexican on record, huh? Like, straight, pure Mexican. That's the tallest one I've ever seen. My grandma's brother's 6, 6, 6, 7, but they're German and Mexican. Oh, why the I didn't get that height? I will never know, dude. All my aunts are over six foot. All my uncles are six foot. All my grandma's brothers are six, six and up five minute.

[Mario Neil]

You're getting taller, though.

[Thomas Dopas]

I am getting taller, man. Come on, dude. Yeah, I don't give a. So the school started doing that. You guys heard about that? Shout out to Atwater. Atwater's. Here's Merced. Here's Atwater. It's the next town over.

[Mario Neil]

Okay?

[Thomas Dopas]

It's where all the whites live.

[Mario Neil]

Okay, Right?

[Thomas Dopas]

So here's Merced. On the little thin pie chart, the thin is called Winton. And that's where all the whites that, like. Yeah, our cousin, he's just on drugs. He lives in Winton now. And then 10 steps back is at Water, where the good white people live. And then in the middle between us is the meth.

[Mario Neil]

Okay?

[Thomas Dopas]

White meth, Merced, all a couple blocks.

[Mario Neil]

Okay?

[Thomas Dopas]

It's crazy. I didn't even bring about. I have add, Dude. My sister goes to school in Atwater, right? She texted me the other day and says, damn, I was late. Even though we just bought her a car. Why the are you late to school when we just bought you a car? Step it the upper right.

[Mario Neil]

What kind of cards you got?

[Thomas Dopas]

We got her. Same one we got my other sister. Honda.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, sick.

[Thomas Dopas]

Honda Civic.

[Mario Neil]

Nice.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like the one I used to have, but just a different color. Yeah, she finally got her grades. I would have bought her last year. My dad's like, nope, she's not doing her work. I'm like, she keeps asking me, like, I'm not buying you if dad says no. That's just the fact. Because my dad's so lenient. If he's saying no, you're up. Yeah, he's a drug addict saying, you're up. Come on, jerk. The bar sets so low, dude. One of my other brothers just lives outside. I don't talk about often. I have a brother I don't With. Don't talk to. I wouldn't let him in if it was raining.

[Mario Neil]

Damn, that's horrible.

[Thomas Dopas]

If he was stranded, I would keep driving. No, I wouldn't keep driving. I would never give him money. I would buy him food because that ain't going to food if I give him money. I have a drug addict piece of brother. Creep. He's a creep. Creep on some creep. I wouldn't let him around anybody. I know. He's not even allowed to my dad's because my sisters are there. He's a weirdo. Anyway.

[Mario Neil]

Is he the one that looks like cuckoo?

[Thomas Dopas]

No. No.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, there's another.

[Thomas Dopas]

I have three brothers. Extra. Other brothers besides him.

[Mario Neil]

Three besides Rocco. Oh, how old is this one?

[Thomas Dopas]

He's older than me. He's like three years older than me. He's a piece of and. Oh. So we're in Outwater. My sister goes to school and she's like, hey. Oh, yeah. Oh, sidetracked drive. You have a car? She said she walked into her class and the class is career, business and careers legislate. She explained to me. It's. It's the class that you take to, like, yo, what career field you need to be in.

[Mario Neil]

That's cool.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. It's like. It's like one thing they offer there because she goes to the white school. That's one thing they offer there. It's like, hey, what are you gonna do after this? You're not gonna sit here, right? Like, get the out of you. How many Mexicans are next door? Dude, this is at water. Get out of here. Go to Whitton. She said she walked in and they were. I. My picture was on the board on the power. There's a PowerPoint about me.

[Mario Neil]

The town's called whiten. They're turn her, like, white.

[Thomas Dopas]

And I was like, what? No way. She goes, yeah, hold on. I. I'll say the exact text. Guys, I will forget. Said I got to school late in a college class. No, she's in high school. She's a senior. Yeah. So we're talking about you and my class. You're on our screen. I go, what? For real? He said, yeah. My teacher has you as the example of how to start a business by yourself. And he's like, this guy is from Merced, and they're using me as an example on how to start a business and be successful.

[Mario Neil]

Nuts.

[Thomas Dopas]

Senior seminar job class. Senior seminar class. Super.

[Mario Neil]

Shout out to everybody that sends us these essays and these papers based on stuff we do. Talk and stuff about the show. Shout out to everybody doing that type of.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's badass. We get a lot of TED Talk papers. Senior senior, senior senior thesis or whatever. See a lot of people writing about so sick. Our pretty cool, but just six miles over. I'm an Orteno six miles north. I'm a example to be. Come on dude. That's up dude. Maybe I'll have the Thomas Arau library in Atwater instead of Merced High School, cuz you Merced.

[Mario Neil]

What other school like what other time has a person been like made affiliated by one school and taught in the classroom by the neighboring school?

[Thomas Dopas]

I don't and thing is at water's all blue. That's the one patch of the valley where fools are where I can blue because it's a blue like all the colors.

[Mario Neil]

Gang banger around like school prior and.

[Thomas Dopas]

That'S where my cousins lived right on the outskirts. Remember the ones that had the car because they were serenos. Oh, that's where they lived. They lived in a little pocket of like we're good, we're good, we're good. You guys stand on the outside, I'm standing in the middle. Because imagine like being a black dude in the south in 1858. Like God, my guards up at all times, bro. That's what it's like being a serenity on the north. Yeah, like you're brave as. It's like rocking all red, walking down the street in east la like you think you're gonna make it, dude, you're not gonna make it, man. There's bored ass Mexicans out here. I talked to OG about it all. We'll say it. Oh, Gee's about to be in a movie. He already filmed all this, I tell you.

[Mario Neil]

Oh no, I didn't know that.

[Thomas Dopas]

So. Oh, okay, real quick. Oh, she's all embarrassed.

[Mario Neil]

But God bless whatever director.

[Thomas Dopas]

There's this guy, he does, he does his movies on. He has a whole Hulu movies and he knows OG from when he used to go by a different name.

[Mario Neil]

Oh.

[Thomas Dopas]

So for like 20 years ago.

[Mario Neil]

So he knows how to talk to.

[Thomas Dopas]

Him and yeah, he ran into him at the store and was like what the. He's like damn. What I saw you've been directing movies, man, that's cool. He goes, I need an authentic gang banger and I run into you. It's like would you be in my movie? Say I'm filming it in two weeks. I Was like, I don't know, man. Oh, man. You know what I mean? And he's like, it took like, five minutes. The guy's like, come on, dude, I'll pay you. He's like, all right. So there's a movie coming out soon, and they filmed it Snow in the bluff style. So OG's on one cam in this scene. Let me. Let me explain it. There's a scene where OG is getting raided by federal marshals. And they're coming with the warrant, and Mindy's in it. And Mindy opens the door and, like, nope, get out. They used OG's house. They wanted to make it as authentic as possible. Vstla. So they just went to his house. So they popped his screen door off on this window. And they had, like, the camera crew busted there with all the marshals, as if, like, they knew he was hiding. And, you know, just like, man, they got me, like, hiding in my back room under some. So there was no lights or production or nothing. It was like a camera crew, like, real, like, Running Gun on the scene. And I guess OG got like 10 calls from people like, damn, this was getting raided. I guess fools were driving by, like, recording, like, oh, Gee's getting raided. And everybody kept texting Mindy.

[Mario Neil]

Small of a crew.

[Thomas Dopas]

There's only like, three or four people. There was no stage lights or nothing. They rolled up to the scene, like, an hour. Because it was supposed to be a warrant being served, chasing down this dude. This whole fighting him and getting him off, and. And.

[Mario Neil]

So I can't.

[Thomas Dopas]

I hope he has no glasses on and no hat. He's gonna look like a turtle with no shell. Dude, I can't wait. Yes. I don't know what it's called yet, but this guy has a movie, a couple movies out already.

[Mario Neil]

So did he say how it went? Like, how does he feel?

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, how'd you feel? But he's like, it was actually okay. Okay. It was fine. I felt it was fine. He's like, I just try to make it realistic. And the director's like, one take. But OG said he had to call back hella people. Because they kept calling his mom and be like, what the hell's going on? You see the Marshalls outside? No warning. No warning to your neighbors at all. What if someone came out blasted?

[Mario Neil]

Oh, yeah. I didn't even think about.

[Thomas Dopas]

On a film crew dressed with. You know what I mean? Like, dude, you should probably warn people. Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

Put up a sign or something.

[Thomas Dopas]

Something, dude. Especially in the neighborhood where your family lives. Sorry, my Nose is just being a little racist.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. Oh, should have said something about that. Maybe.

[Thomas Dopas]

I can't wait to see it. Can't wait to see it, guys. There's a lot of other news with OG too, but I'll let him talk about that.

[Mario Neil]

We got to bring him in and like, watch it for the first time, like in here. That'd be amazing.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's gonna be so embarrassed. I love how embarrassed this one gets. It's so funny.

[Mario Neil]

So is he in just one scene or.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, this is just. Just the scene where he's getting arrested and taken out and cuffed and talking to him and that's it. Can't wait to watch it, dude. Yeah. So norteno drive, four minutes. Business example on the screen of business class. Pretty sick.

[Mario Neil]

Too sick.

[Thomas Dopas]

Pretty cool. Locking it in. But I'm probably going to do the Germany thing. Well, I'm locking it in right now. Most likely going to go, oh, no, like 90%. Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

What's that? Like how many hours?

[Thomas Dopas]

16. My fly to New York, hang out for a day and then fly from there and then stop in London because it's only five hours, and then train it to Germany so I don't have to be in a plane anymore. It's all like, close.

[Mario Neil]

Wait, it's five hours from.

[Thomas Dopas]

From New York to New York to London's five and a half hour flight.

[Mario Neil]

It's as close as.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yes. California. Yes. What are we doing over here, huh? Shout out to the first people that were like, yo, England, it's 1775. We don't like these taxes. We're gonna dip and kill all the brown people and take their. Don't tax us. And then they got on a boat for a month to hope. How do you set your sails and go, I know that land is that way, but when you're drifting on a boat, you just follow the stars, apparently, right? I would die at sea. I would not. But that star looks like that star. I'm out. I just jump right in the water. I'm out, dude, I'm done. And shout out to all the people that are like, yo, I don't like these taxes. I'm gonna. I'm gonna take my chances and be a pilgrim and go to the new land. And then they got here and they're like, dog, how are we gonna build this road? Hey there, travelers. Kaley Cuoco here. Sorry to interrupt your music. Great artist, BT Dubs, but wouldn't you rather be there to hear it live with Priceline? You can get out of your dreams and into your dream concert. They've got millions of travel deals to get you to that festival, gig, rave, sound bath, or sonic experience you've been dreaming of. Download the Priceline app today and you can save up to 60% off hotels and up to 50% off flights. So don't just dream about that trip. Book it with Priceline. Go to your happy price. Priceline. Taxes. What the. Why do we leave, man? Why the did you leave? America would be dark brown and never sunburned if they didn't come over here from England.

[Mario Neil]

Dude, if they were to plan that out ahead of time, like, you know what? We would just have to start taxes again. Yeah, great. Let's not go over there. Yeah, it'd still be Yellowstone over here.

[Thomas Dopas]

And, you know, drunk history. We needed to do blatant history, right? Oh, yeah. One time this guy was like, yo, you're buying, people. I'm too tall and I'm the president. Don't shoot me in the head. John Wilkes Booth. That's all that happened. They were so mad that they had all their house workers just like, dog. I gotta go sweep now. Go shoot that fool. I'm tired. Somebody was sweeping like this. And go with, I. I need to go kill him tonight at this show. I can't do this anymore.

[Mario Neil]

Sucks.

[Thomas Dopas]

So these chores suck so bad. These and. And all I did was make the guy strong, and now he's freezing to beat my ass every time he sees me. That's what I think about. Could you imagine being a slave owner, then going, you guys are free. Time out. Give me 10 minutes. Give me some head start. Get off my prop. Get off my property. Could you imagine instantly trespass as soon as you. Freedom.

[Mario Neil]

Arrested, Arrested.

[Thomas Dopas]

Trespassing. How come the beast from Beauty and the Beauty and the beast is like, hey, trespassing. Locked away for life. He's not even a cop. He's locked Belle's dad up for life. Sounds like some. That's why we left England, dude. So, okay, that's. I don't know.

[Mario Neil]

It's been blunt history with Opus Yellow.

[Thomas Dopas]

Blunt history. Thank you very much. Blunt history. Step drunk history.

[Mario Neil]

Not mad at that.

[Thomas Dopas]

I love it. Oh, animated story time's coming. A guy hit me yesterday with a whole 3 minute story time clip. AI or animated bit animated. The one about my dad ripped that guy's cheek off.

[Mario Neil]

Eight bit like Nintendo style.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's so sick. When he bit his face off, it was so cool. He built the whole story. As I'm talking, you could see everything I'm saying and the guy's running around the truck. See, you got in the hood, come around the truck. Oh, and my dad, when he's about to fight the guy, it goes to Street Fighter, scene two dudes, round one. And then my dad just bites his face off. Puts the hat on, goes in the store. The bloody Vikings hat. The guy did it all in eight bit. It looks incredible. It's like Super Mario.

[Mario Neil]

And can he do, like. Is it sustainable to, like, keep doing?

[Thomas Dopas]

He says he can do them all. Like, I've been doing this for years. Like, I. I just did this to show you I could do it. Do you like it? I went, I love it. What I do is I go redo the stories in the terms of the words. Keep it like a tight 8 minutes.

[Mario Neil]

Cartoon people have been waiting for that since this. The whole time I've been around.

[Thomas Dopas]

And thing is, if I don't smoke in the actual video, it might not even get age restricted. We told you, I'm going. Oh, we talked about the unrestricted. When I used to edit, I used to, like, add edit. I would put captions when people talk. Out of nowhere. I would chop. Just chop random stuff. It didn't even have to do with it. It's just in there. It's fun. It's random montages just bust into slow mo, out of nowhere music. 10 seconds back. It made no sense, but it was fun. I've been watching Danny Duncan a lot, and that's essentially what Danny Duncan, his formula is film it all, make a video out of it. Nothing has a plot. It's just film it all, make a video out of it. Last night, I would have never filmed. I'd have three clips on my Snapchat. But we got all the Alex, the. All the cuckoo, all the fan interaction. We went with OT Hung. I don't film stuff. I'm tripping.

[Mario Neil]

Did you do the DJI or Rocco the whole time? The regular camera. Oh, shit.

[Thomas Dopas]

Whole time.

[Mario Neil]

Nice.

[Thomas Dopas]

So I'm just starting to film everything and see what it. What we can make out of it. I'm not so much. Like, today we're gonna try this medicated water, and I sit here, and that's all you get. It's over. It's 14 minutes long. It's done everything about the top. It's topical. Yes, I get it. That's what YouTube wants. But what if this came at, like, minute six and it was just us and ot getting high as hell and then it goes beep. All right, guys. See, we're gonna be trying this, but the title was Trying this Medicated Water. You're getting more.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

And like unexpected. So you kind of need to watch to go. Like, how are we gonna get to that? When the intro was you with ot. What? What? Because I used to cold opens. I used to do cold opens with montages. Hella different clips throughout the whole video. So you know what's gonna happen or what could happen is that this. I used to do it every. Every episode. Watch a lot of Danny Dung. I'm like, wait, I used to edit like this. And all my videos were erratic.

[Mario Neil]

It's like a long form of shorts.

[Thomas Dopas]

A long form of shorts with small two minute clip topics.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Fun. Dude. We do so much. We have how much stuff we have behind the scenes with all the artists we've ever had on this. I don't get any. I don't clip any of it. I don't put it in any vlog. How many people we've had here. And I don't do any weed video with them or any Dopa Jill style video with them. Crazy Kuko even said, use some content, but not a podcast. Do a video. I want to start story time with people. I come in and set the topic.

[Mario Neil]

That's good.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, come in, set the topic. Person gives their story also. I didn't talk to you yet. Jacob Noel, Sublime. We got him locked in. Oh, doesn't want to do a podcast, wants to do a Wii video.

[Mario Neil]

Oh.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's like, we don't like doing podcasts sitting down. Let's. Let's do something like that. We. We do something. We can still talk. I go, and that's what I thought about story time with other people. Remember I did it with Chong season two?

[Mario Neil]

Oh, yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

I had him pop in. He told one story that was so sick.

[Mario Neil]

Dude, how'd you get linked up with homeboy.

[Thomas Dopas]

Cbx? They played the cbx. The. The hall of Flowers party at cbx and they met them. I told Jay, I'm like, you're who's performing tonight? Yeah. Sick. I couldn't go, but he'd be back later. It's like, yeah, we're down. I told him about you. So I'm just gonna try to do as much as I possibly can, guys. If it's not a podcast, why can't we just do something else? We can still do other stuff. Everything revolves around it. And I. That's what I'm just trying to do. I'm trying to film everything. I filmed six days last week. Not one of them was a review. Like just stuff right now. 420 videos coming. It's like 10 minutes of us playing basketball, me getting sick, and then I go smoke all these products.

[Mario Neil]

Want to get some feedback from them on the new set idea?

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah. All right, ready, guys? This is the idea right now. It's like we have cameras on the wall and they cross, right? Real quick, guys. I know it's a podcast, but let me. Let's get your opinion real quick. Marty, cut to this camera. See this camera? Cool. That camera is also over there for the guest. When the guest is here. There's also a camera over here to cross from the guest. In tv, you're never supposed to cross angles. That's why in Seinfeld, they shoot the three camera setup 180 degrees. 180 degrees. We're breaking that by doing these. If we had a bigger room, it wouldn't matter if our room was wider. We could put that camera five feet back and you would never cross. You ever see in the wides of the guest? You'll see our cameras on the wall.

[Mario Neil]

Kills me every time.

[Thomas Dopas]

Hate it. We're trying to fix that. So here's the idea. What if Marty had like a Conan O'Brien desk, you know, with our late night, she had on the front or whatever. Like this. This big. So you can have all this stuff. Here's the setting. Here's the wide. Guest in a chair, right? Me in a chair, middle. Kind of like. Just think of like a soft U. Like a start of a U. Not where it starts to go up, but just like the bottom curve. Yeah, like a bowl. Like the bottom of a bowl. Like it's not fully in a circle. It just kind of goes up a little, you know, like a skateboard, you know, I mean, like, kind of bows out a little bit, the edges, right? Marty's desk looking this way. Me next to Marty's desk and a chair. Guest right here, a chair. I'm quarter angle. Turn like this. Guess is right here. Marty's right here. That way. I'm not like, shoulder out, Marty. I'm open. We're all in the conversation still. But. But Marty will be able to do all his stuff. He can be in the wide because this wide, it's. It. It's weird. The wide's weird when we have it like this. We have a small table in between me and the guests. Like a little side table for drinks. Think of flagrant, too. The Flagrant podcast. Remember where Andrew Schultz sits if you've ever seen it? Andrew Schultz sits. That's where our guests Will be. I'll be toward the middle where the Ash. What's his name? Indian man, Ashid, something like that. I'm sorry, me in the middle. And then where the couch is, where the two co hosts are, the black dude and the white dude with a little curly hair. That's where Marty's desk would be sitting there we all be in conversation. You can see our full legs. There'll be a short coffee table at the bottom. Like Fighter and the Kid style, where they had that short coffee table. Almost every talk show ever has a short coffee table in front of us. Right here's our table. Little stand up, little table for our drinks or whatever. Guest here, me here. So the guest has to do this. Hey, Thomas. Hey, Marty. Hey, Thomas. Hey, Marty. Instead of you have to, you have to do this.

[Mario Neil]

Which is why we have the cameras on the wall.

[Thomas Dopas]

Because most people that do TV turn this way.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

So they're looking at Marty and me and you. What does that do? Whole wide's gone. This camera's gone because the room's a rectangle. Me and Marty been trying to figure out what TV figured out in 1950. We've been trying to change it, but there is no changing it. You know who would figure that out? TV directors.

[Mario Neil]

100 years ago.

[Thomas Dopas]

100 years ago. So we're trying to solve something that's unsolvable.

[Mario Neil]

We figured, we realized the last show besides Rogan is still rocket with the table.

[Thomas Dopas]

What are the podcasts, you know, that does this? Almost done. But the only way it works is there's nobody in the middle because all this stuff's in the middle. But where the is Marty going to sit then?

[Mario Neil]

So what we're also thinking is because we're not, you know, we like this look, but also we could kind of redo this other side of the room. But also we just flip this table around, leave this so it's unrestricted, so you can tell the difference between the unrestricted episodes. Then the other side of the room, run this new podcast, run this new, like talk show style look. Without the table, without the headphones, chairs chilling, you got a more wide angle view of everybody. The full body shots.

[Thomas Dopas]

It doesn't have to be wide all the time either. Yeah, and our, our shots will be so much nicer and cleaner. Dude. And I'll have five feet behind me so the depth will show.

[Mario Neil]

This involves us knocking down a wall, doing more soundproofing, redoing this other side of this room here. A little bit. Good amount of work. But I think it would Be good to distinguish the unrestricted episodes from. From the podcast episodes.

[Thomas Dopas]

And I think that's just a cool look. Yeah, it is. It is sick, dude. And if Shaq, when Shaq comes here, we can give him the big chair. He's not going to fit in any of these chairs. He wouldn't fit in this table.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, the table's just an issue all around.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's always a problem. It's just a fact.

[Mario Neil]

So you guys let us know in the comments. What do you think? Set design.

[Thomas Dopas]

All right.

[Mario Neil]

It was a big, big ordeal to get it. We like it like this. We love it. But we still got this whole other side of the room and we're just.

[Thomas Dopas]

And an extra room we don't use. We think I'm knocking that wall down. We could shoot from so far away. It'd be so much nicer. I don't know what time we at.

[Mario Neil]

1:40.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, damn good shit.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, 3:00. I slept for four hours, guys. I. I don't remember. You know how irresponsible I am. I didn't eat yesterday really at all since like two went to the. Started the concert. Stuff like five. Got home at 5:30, ate a Del Taco bean cheese burrito. Nothing on a good move.

[Mario Neil]

Del Taco bean cheese burrito.

[Thomas Dopas]

I just woke up with a bean cheese burrito right here still.

[Mario Neil]

Oh yeah, I hate that.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh my God. You know the burrito's not good when you're ripping hella tortilla off it. Like, dude, yeah, why am I eating this? And I was just scrolling tick tock at 5:30. I mean Twitter just. Yeah, that's the fight. That's another fight. And then I went to sleep. Here we are.

[Mario Neil]

Vegas was completely weeded out. Or we were talking about it.

[Thomas Dopas]

But yeah, Vegas and New York for sure way we. California is too. Is just everything spread out. At least just spread out.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

You know what I mean? Like there's not a lot of traffic of people. Let's go to like the Grove or a mall. Vegas.

[Mario Neil]

It's like we went to this Chinese restaurant April loves, but it's like smells like cigarettes and fish in there. And like we gotta.

[Thomas Dopas]

Just smoked a cig in front of me and I went. You smoke cigs? I don't remember the last person I saw smoking cigarette. Where was I at this week? This week it. What's today? Thursday. Yeah, Monday. I don't remember anything this week. All my days are blurring together. Oh, that was last week. The break. Oh my God. I can't remember but I went. You smoke six. I haven't seen anybody smoke a cigarette in years, let alone a young person. And it was a Mexican person.

[Mario Neil]

Cuckoo.

[Thomas Dopas]

This is recent, guys. I'm sorry. I have to look. Who was it? Who was it? Who was it? Who was it?

[Mario Neil]

Have you been. There's been a lot of like good shows out. Have you been watching anything good lately? Watch mo.

[Thomas Dopas]

I finished Mo.

[Mario Neil]

Oh no. Yeah, I liked. I didn't. I didn't finish it but I was into that.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, look at. I saw this picture from the OGZ party. Pretty much sums up everything in the world about me.

[Mario Neil]

What am I looking at?

[Thomas Dopas]

Me just standing in the background of a picture.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, gotcha.

[Thomas Dopas]

Everybody's all smiling, having fun. Just the cup.

[Mario Neil]

Look at the Jake Johnson picture.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yes. I don't know if you can see it but it's just me in the background at this damn video or this damn party. I was with somebody, guys. I don't remember but look at. Look at Justin Bieber all bloated.

[Mario Neil]

That's your homeboy.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's Joe. Looks just like Justin.

[Mario Neil]

Oh wow.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, this my homie Joe has a picture that exact angle with the same earrings in about 16. That's why it blows my mind dude. He looks so much like my homie Joe. It's. It's. It's shocking. It is. It's in. It is insane. I. It's unbelievable. It's. It's like me and that dude except that dude looks nothing like me compared to Joe and Justin Bieber. If I get hang out with Justin Bieber's gonna be a hang with Joe again. It's gonna be weird dude. It's gonna be real weird man. Because you caught little bees or his whole through he had the ball. He had a little chopped hair. I'll find the picture dude. Holy. Does that man look the same. We talk about a bunch of today and fun stuff but I think it's time to get out of here. We're going to go right into the unrestricted It's a nice catch up episode.

[Mario Neil]

If you're not unrestricted. I'm sorry but you're slipping. It's by far worth eight bucks a month.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's. It's fun. We do a lot of stupid in.

[Mario Neil]

The comments said unrestricted is top tier digital media and I appreciate that put.

[Thomas Dopas]

A lot of if we were able to blend unrestricted with this show would.

[Mario Neil]

N we would be one big show that just was two episodes a week.

[Thomas Dopas]

We would never this would be the thing we do forever if we can mix in what we do on the unrestricted with this easy. Actually show.

[Mario Neil]

Effortless.

[Thomas Dopas]

So fun. Let's get out of here, guys. Wow. I've never not smoked in a solo episode.

[Mario Neil]

That's weird.

[Thomas Dopas]

Ever. And I struggle. I still feel it, dude. It hurts. Okay, so let's get out of here, guys. Yeah, a lot. A lot of. A lot of push tree on the way. Like, a shitload of push tree stuff's on the way. We got a bunch of dopest stuff coming. The papers are still being processed, but they're paid for.

[Mario Neil]

We got the new merch drop on dope. As usual dot com.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's something you can get right now.

[Mario Neil]

Two sick. 20 items up. We're gonna be putting a new one up now. We got 20 items. All the variations.

[Thomas Dopas]

Okay.

[Mario Neil]

I got you.

[Thomas Dopas]

Got you the quality. We got to find out what blanks they are.

[Mario Neil]

They're amazing.

[Thomas Dopas]

The blanks are good. As I would switch to that blank. I hope to God it's cheaper than this. Oh, it's LRG shirt. I was like, what the is this? I don't mean to talk down. I'm sorry, but this is not my blank. I just touched it went, what is that? They watch this 200 times. Like, oh, no, it's just not my blank. Our blanks are $3 more than anybody that does zoomy. And every single person that tells you, you got to stop using that blank, how are you gonna make money? I. I get it. If they order a thousand shirts and the blanks are $3 more. If I switch blanket, I made $3,000 more just off that. Just off that little bit.

[Mario Neil]

It's huge.

[Thomas Dopas]

That shirt they want me to use is $5 cheaper than what I use if they were 10,000 shirts. I make, like, 100k over.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Versus, like, the three, but I'll stick with the three for now. I know it sounds stupid. I'll stick with a couple over people going, dude, what happened? Why'd you switch shirts? I would switch for that shirt, though.

[Mario Neil]

This is sick.

[Thomas Dopas]

I like that. I would say. I would say. I. I wish the collar was slightly thicker. Well, no, it's probably the same diameter as mine. I'm. I'm tripping. It's probably the same exact thing. It looks like it's not as. Not thick, width longer, a longer collar.

[Mario Neil]

Gotcha.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's all.

[Mario Neil]

Uhhuh.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like that slightly longer. But then again, not everybody does. I'm rambling here. Sorry. My bad.

[Mario Neil]

I got the new te on. If you go to Martymade, it we got new TE's and hoodies. Creative control drop.itmarty made.it you go to martyl.com you take your pick. It's going to the shop.

[Thomas Dopas]

Weird.it sounds so. So weird. Like off kind of. Sounds like you up like. Like you when you messed up saying it.

[Mario Neil]

Oh.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's not it.

[Mario Neil]

Right.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's easy to remember though. I know that creative control dopamodcast.com for all the merch and it's what days is come out the 22nd. Huh. It'll be out. We haven't done women's stuff. We did once. We have a whole. We have a lot more coming out but we have a women's line of the homegirls for life. I've done homies for life for years. How do we not do the homegirls for life? I don't know. But it's on crop hoodies. It's on shirts on baby sheet tees. On the baby rib tees. The homies for life. There's. There's new black shirts and there's a. It's on another. I've never done another color. It's on gravel. It's like a. You'll see but go to pushtrees.com right now. And there's new hats too.

[Mario Neil]

Sick.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's wearing one right now. And there's new hats. Bunch of new dude. There's two new hats. One, two sweaters for girls, two shirts. Two six shirts for girls items two for dudes. May first week of May. I have ten items wrapping. Seven new shirts, three new hats. I feel like two of these could be viral. We have a. We have our got milk for push trees. We finally found something that's like our easy. Anyone in the world can relate and sell it and buy it and wear it or buy it for a friend. If you sell weed or you buy weed, you'll love the shirt. If any of those just landed on you, this shirt is for you. It's. It's. It's a great. I'm very hyped about it. Let's get out of here, guys. It. Damn. Damn. There's a lot of stories to beginning to do an hour 40. Yeah.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. Not bad.

[Thomas Dopas]

Greening out last thing.

[Mario Neil]

I'm super excited about this in like a month or two. I'm worse. I'm back Activated my Jurassic graphics shit a little bit. Get my feet wet out in the field. Getting taken on getting into shit. I've been filming commercials. I've been hitting my fuckers up a little Bit offering my services. We're building up sexualism a little bit.

[Thomas Dopas]

Strictly, strictly sexually serviced.

[Mario Neil]

But, yeah, we're keeping things moving and keeping shit pushing. So this summer, we're gonna see a little revamp coming out of the. Out of the camp.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, yeah. I was like, what are you. What are you saying to me?

[Mario Neil]

So, no, I'm working with. Talked to Benny yesterday and be working on the BSF line with some creative director things. Relaunch and revamp and rebrand and getting cracking.

[Thomas Dopas]

Stupid, sick, stabbed and shot.

[Mario Neil]

Come on.

[Thomas Dopas]

Good album. How epic.

[Mario Neil]

What? Come on. I'm like.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm manifesting this. Come November, I'm be doing jiu jitsu with Mario Lopez because I'm be way buffering him. He's like, dog, how do you do it? I'm like, don't worry, man. Just sit back, relax, slick my hair back, and I'm go take this heel pick. Heel pick. If I. If my back was strong enough to let me bend and heel pick somebody without going, oh, I'll do it.

[Mario Neil]

Well after. Once you do this month with homeboy at the gym and shout out to everybody at the gym supporting the show, by the way.

[Thomas Dopas]

Let's go. There's a lot. A lot of people. I'm so excited.

[Mario Neil]

It's awesome.

[Thomas Dopas]

So many people watch the show. More than I remember. It's crazy, like, everywhere. Like, love the show. Yeah, I love hearing it. Can't get enough of it. It's awesome. A lot more Spanish artists coming. Ever since Alex Legato, dude, I've been getting dms like, crazy. A lot of Spanish artists, dude. With us, it was great.

[Mario Neil]

If you didn't watch that episode, it was hilarious, dude.

[Thomas Dopas]

That was funny as, man. It's his laugh willing. The willingness to laugh loud.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Thomas Dopas]

That's when I like, dude. Yeah. And we gotta get Woody Harrelson on here. I just watched Natural Killers again, but a director's cut. I've never seen the director's cut as an adult. They ripped Tommy Lee's head off. Time of the jo. It comes off on a spike. Let's watch. Go watch Natural Born Killers. Great movie, you guys.

[Mario Neil]

Let me know in the comments. I just watched a new season of Black Mirror. I'm gonna give it a thumbs down. I wasn't riveting and intense and stressful like the first ones to me. I'm sorry. Handmaid's Tale new season.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm gonna give it.

[Mario Neil]

Give a thumbs up. It's all right. I'm not.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'll give it a Michael J.

[Mario Neil]

It's a shaky half down or up.

[Thomas Dopas]

I feel so bad because I think of Michael J. Fox. Like, he's so cool, but it's really funny to say, how was the food? No, Michael J. Like, what do you mean? Like, it's okay. What does that mean? Parkinson's disease.

[Mario Neil]

That's up.

[Thomas Dopas]

I coined that, though, so it's pretty funny to me. I hope. I hope he's okay with it, because it is funny. He was. He was in curb your enthusiasm as the. He has a sense of humor.

[Mario Neil]

Did you watch the show Animal Kingdom?

[Thomas Dopas]

No.

[Mario Neil]

April's got us watching this show.

[Thomas Dopas]

Disney's theme park, Animal Kingdom.

[Mario Neil]

This is like, on Netflix or some.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, no, definitely not.

[Mario Neil]

Hold on. Only reason I bring this up is.

[Thomas Dopas]

Because it's a whole lot of white people.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, that's some whites. It's not. It's a full white. It's a cp. Wait.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, no. The guy next to the girl. The guy standing to the right of the girl in the yellow, he's the guy that shot the kid in Alpha Dog, and I don't like him.

[Mario Neil]

Well, that's the reason this. This fool right here.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, he's the guy that shot the kid in Alpha Dog, man.

[Mario Neil]

Okay. That's what. Well, the reason I bring this up is because this looks like Goofy. Really Picture him as six, three. Shredded.

[Thomas Dopas]

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You're telling me Goofy was shredded?

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Makes it a little less Goofy, man.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Shredded. You're not that goofy.

[Mario Neil]

He could, like. He had so much potential. He was so athletic. He could jump. He was like, had a Apex shredded in, like, commercial school. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

The X body. Commercial cartoons. The dudes are all ripped, dunking.

[Mario Neil]

Basically. He, like. I don't know. It was weird. Like, he had all this, like, athleticism, but never really, like, cashed in on it. He's just up. He just became a full. We started terrorizing the neighborhood, and it was literally over from there.

[Thomas Dopas]

Let's go.

[Mario Neil]

Checked out at, like, 15, 16. He smoked his first cig, and it was over. I remember it. We were.

[Thomas Dopas]

What is it? And white kids, like, I smoked. I sucked down a cigarette earlier.

[Mario Neil]

Really bad kid. I remember the, like, really bad kid came through and hung out at Goofy's house a couple times, and he started smoking cigs. Next thing you know, we're in people's houses. He's stealing bottles of liquor. We're burning down. We're staying, like, terrorizing the whole neighborhood. It just kick off, and then it kept going and it really never stopped.

[Thomas Dopas]

Marty was the bottle kids, trailer bar boys. He's just a bad, dirty white kid stealing.

[Mario Neil]

I was fresh. No, I was.

[Thomas Dopas]

I was fresh. I don't mean like, you're actually dirty. I'm just grimy. There was don't leave your door unlocked.

[Mario Neil]

There was a small stretch. Yeah, there was a little stretch, but it was some goofy ass. But he's been a nomad as far as I know. This fool's been just wandering the earth ever since.

[Thomas Dopas]

Across the streets.

[Mario Neil]

He could be. I would not be surprised. Like, that's my one. Like how you got all these tweaker homies. Like, technically, this is tweaker. I don't know what he's tweaking on or Sucks. I can't talk to him because he's gonna try to get my debit card number or some like that.

[Thomas Dopas]

How. No, no how though, Marty? Hey, what are you. What are your favorite sequence of numbers?

[Mario Neil]

No, like, he's gonna have some emergency crisis like. Like that.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, I got a couple of those.

[Mario Neil]

But, you know, I see a ticket for the bus.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, you have a car.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, yeah, type of.

[Thomas Dopas]

My sister needs a ticket for the bus.

[Mario Neil]

The show attracts me, though. Show distracts me. Like, damn, I haven't watched it all.

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, it looks like Nickelback. The Dixie Chicks and Nickelback Collab album. That's what the.

[Mario Neil]

That looks like. Dude. That's pretty good.

[Thomas Dopas]

Dave Grohl in the back.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

Jesus Christ. Okay, I hope there's a comedy set where you can just go up and roast every. Oh, I guess it's just comedy. If I could just go up there and talk about blatant horrible things. Things. I think I'll just be just fine.

[Mario Neil]

Should do Kill Tony. That'd be huge.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm meet up with that full soon too.

[Mario Neil]

So you see us on Netflix now?

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, it's pretty cool. Also, David Lucas wants to. Come on. Hit me up. S. Yeah, let's get out of here.

[Mario Neil]

We got a super shit that's for next week, especially if you were around on mtv.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, oh. I was like, o. Gotcha. Be cool, dude. I'm be juiced. I mean, the second we ended, like, I don't know what Marty was saying about you before you got here. You're saying he could beat your ass.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, it's not cut to you.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's not dm. Of course it's not dmx and it's not Black Panther.

[Mario Neil]

Okay, yeah, Cut around me.

[Thomas Dopas]

Cut around the symbol at his bed. Damn it.

[Mario Neil]

Stone cold.

[Thomas Dopas]

No, it's X. Pac. Oh, Stone Cold is.

[Mario Neil]

I don't know this. Oh, gotcha. Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

He beats his wife after. I don't know. I'm just talking. Stone Cold was his real self in the Expendables, though. That fool was mad racist in the Expendable Army. None of these pendules. The Longest Yard with Adam Sandler. Remember, he's one of the guards. So is Goldberg the wrestler. He's in that movie, too. A little known fact, Goldberg used to play for the Rams. Also, Denzel Washington's son was the starting running back for the Rams. Did you know that?

[Mario Neil]

I've never heard that before.

[Thomas Dopas]

You know, Denzel's kid, that. That actor dude that came out was like, oh, yeah, by the way, this is my dad. He changed his last name so they wouldn't be associated.

[Mario Neil]

Damn.

[Thomas Dopas]

I think he got nominated for an Oscar. He's the guy from blackkklansman. You ever seen the black Klansman movie?

[Mario Neil]

No.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's a true story about a black guy that infiltrates the clan over the phone because he has a white voice. Tyrone Big.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah. Damn.

[Thomas Dopas]

He's the guy from. Sorry, what's that movie? That didn't make sense. The hard one. That didn't make sense about the movie, about the timelines and didn't make sense. No, that made sense. Anyway, Denzel's kid is an actor. He did a bunch of movies and then showed up at the. At the. I think the Oscars with them. They're like, who is this? My dad. Like, what the.

[Mario Neil]

Is it like one of these things?

[Thomas Dopas]

Like, he said he didn't want to say his name because people try to take him out in the NFL. They're like, that Denzel's kid, huh? Rich ass. He's starting running back the Rams.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, so he grew up with Denzel as dad?

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, as his dad. But he just didn't say, which I thought was really cool, but he was in the NFL. He's like, you know, you don't want to let people know you're rich. Like, you came from a rich family. They're like, I get tackled got. They don't. They're going to be mad. You know, like, you know, where I came from, you grew up rich.

[Mario Neil]

Yeah.

[Thomas Dopas]

So, yeah, shout out to Denzel's kid. And last night, last thing, I walked into OT spot and I saw this man and I go, that looks like Gary Busey. And like, that's his. As his uncle. I wasn't. I was kidding. It turns out it really was his. His nephew. I just walked in and saw Teeth and hair. And I go, damn, that fool's like Gary Beach. Like, that's his uncle, mate. No, it's not.

[Mario Neil]

Like, whose uncle?

[Thomas Dopas]

The guy I met last night with ot. Oh, it's white dude.

[Mario Neil]

Gotcha.

[Thomas Dopas]

I don't know. Apparently he has a huge show and he does crazy. I don't know. Mike. Mike Busey. Busey, don't know. Big spiky hair, big, tall. He's the epitome of WWF announcer. He looks like a WWF announcer. Like, just like the guy. Anyway, met him last night and damn, dude, that was so funny. Gar Busey. You know, I always go, dad, fools like this. I was dead on right last night, dude. All right, we gotta get out of here. Let's do the unrestricted. Guys, thank you so much for supporting the show. We really appreciate you. This has been the dope as usual podcast. We talked about a bunch of stuff. A lot of drugs, life problems, Noran accomplishments and everything. I still pisses me off. They didn't watch one video of me going, I don't like gangs. I don't do gang banger stuff every episode. Every episode.

[Mario Neil]

It's been fun catching up. Epic guests for the past.

[Thomas Dopas]

More guests coming since the top of the year. So we'll see you. See you again. We'll see you in a couple weeks because there's more guests on the way. Guys, we got a lot of stuff lined up. A lot of people lined up. I'm super hyped. Not. It's locked in. I won't tell you when, but Wiz is coming finally. We'll just say it like that. No, we don't like say things. We always talk about them.

[Mario Neil]

Been working on the show.

[Thomas Dopas]

Finally here. It's coming. I'm not sure. I'm not going to say when I know the date, but let's just say soon. Whiz will be here soon and I have some planned.

[Mario Neil]

I can imagine.

[Thomas Dopas]

Oh, yeah, I'm going to do some stupid. In a good way. All right, guys, thank you so much for being here.

[Mario Neil]

Appreciate you guys. Thank you for the support. Thank you for checking out unrestricted, checking out the merch. Following on Spotify, dropping nice little comments on Instagram. We appreciate all that.

[Thomas Dopas]

Thank you. Especially Spotify. Spotify's growing like crazy. Thank you guys so much.

[Mario Neil]

I just did a consultation call with them yesterday. Another one might have.

[Thomas Dopas]

Might have Live soon and Premieres.

[Mario Neil]

They're asking for more input and I'm.

[Thomas Dopas]

Giving it every time. We have changed the Spotify platform twice already, which is crazy, dude. We've really got to start caring because we, we. Like I said we. I don't film anything. We'll walk into a Spotify party. Everybody's like, not a nice feature. And we're like, all right, well, let's leave. Like, oh, those are the guys that did it. Like, they're weird. You got to think about it now. We're the weird ones at the parties.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, we are.

[Thomas Dopas]

We don't say a word to anyone. We are the only ones that did not give a on what we wore.

[Mario Neil]

Sure, it's over.

[Thomas Dopas]

It's good for our, well, beings. But for the outside world, though, only our fans are ever gonna know who we are. We're not gonna gain new fans just.

[Mario Neil]

To support our team at Spotify for sure.

[Thomas Dopas]

But like, anywhere we go, I don't say where. At the LAFC game, I thought I was like, oh, can I do that real quick? And they're like, oh, please, please. I'm like, I never say anything. And I said one thing like, dude, yeah, come up. It's where I got all those pictures at.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, yeah, they look great. Great shots.

[Thomas Dopas]

I would have sat there and not did anything. And I asked this, hey, can I film the vlog? And I vlog it. I asked everybody yesterday, like, dude, yeah, before. I don't want to break camera. It's weird. I make videos. What am I doing, dude? I'm just, I'm. I don't know. We'll figure it out. But I am gonna hit up Brian today. I need that workout video with him and me. He will box.

[Mario Neil]

I mean, that has the potential to be the best video video of all time.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm gonna grow my hair out long.

[Mario Neil]

Oh, the fist on the elbow.

[Thomas Dopas]

I'm gonna put contacts and come with a long ass wig. But are you ready? Like, I look just like you do. Yeah. Guys, I'm rambling here. I haven't eaten or slept, so thanks for being here. Appreciate it. My first time not smoking. Look at this.

[Mario Neil]

Sobriety just pulsing through your veins.

[Thomas Dopas]

Yeah, I just felt it. Sobriety, just. Sobriety's cool. That's almost. Hey, Danny, do you mind if I do sobriety school?

[Mario Neil]

Yeah, that'd be amazing.

[Thomas Dopas]

I am, though, gonna. I'm do the learning Spanish from Danny Duncan thing I do. I think it'd be the funniest thing ever. Like, who'd you learn Spanish from? Some white kid from Florida. What does he do? Pulls his dick out a lot and smashes stuff. Where do you go to school for Spanish? Home Depot parking lot. Just picks up words smells more than I do. All right, let's get the out of here. Sorry, guys. Thank you so much for being here. Really appreciate you. We're gonna go straight into the unrestricted and. Oh, my aunt's here. Oh. So I'm going to bed early. Didn't I know she. She lands in, like, 20 minutes. Never mind. Thank you guys so much for being here. Really appreciate it. Let's get out of here. Thank you, Marty.

[Mario Neil]

Appreciate you guys.

[Thomas Dopas]

This been the dope as usual podcast. I already did that. Have a dope ass day. Thank you for being here. Let's go. Perfect, perfect.