LeSean McCoy GOES IN on Dak Prescott, Praises Micah Parsons and Compares Tom Brady to Jesus

Summary

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DOUBL3 COVERAGE PODCAST

Episode: “LeSean McCoy GOES IN on Dak Prescott, Praises Micah Parsons and Compares Tom Brady to Jesus”

Hosts: N3on & Mystic Zach

Date: September 4, 2025

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Episode Overview

The inaugural episode of the Doubl3 Coverage Podcast brings high-energy streaming personalities N3on and Mystic Zach together with former NFL star and analyst LeSean “Shady” McCoy, plus surprise co-host Sava. The episode opens with playful banter about sports betting, fantasy football mishaps, and the duo’s plans for the podcast. The show quickly dives into the biggest NFL news, including bold trades (Micah Parsons moving from the Cowboys), sleeper Super Bowl picks, and in-depth football takes—culminating with Shady McCoy’s no-holds-barred opinions on Dak Prescott, praise for young stars, a vivid comparison of Tom Brady to Moses, and plenty of locker-room humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introducing the Podcast, Chemistry, and Sports Credibility

• Hosts riff on personal sports misadventures (“When I was 17, I lost all my money sports betting… I could’ve won $400k.” – Neon, 01:06) and clarify their credentials and passion for the game.
• Mystic Zach highlights his reputation as “the most accurate sports handicapper in the world.”
• Intention: move beyond "clip farming" and bring authentic, entertaining sports talk to fans (03:05–03:56).

2. Fan Engagement & The Podcast’s Vision

• Both hosts invite former athletes, artists, and fans onto the show, aiming to “talk to the people,” promising to engage directly via Discord and live streams (05:40–06:13).

3. NFL News: Micah Parsons & Geno Smith Trades

• Heated reactions to blockbuster trades:
  • “We got to go over all this stuff. Micah Parsons traded, bro. The fuck is that?” – Mystic Zach (06:31)
  • Both reveal how the trades ruined prepped streams with players; lament unpredictability during the season.
  • Praise for Geno Smith’s comeback story: “Getting punched in the jaw, benched, traded, cut, and now he’s a fucking top-12 quarterback.” – Mystic Zach (06:58)

4. LeSean McCoy Joins: Blunt NFL Takes & Stories

a. Initial Reactions: Micah Parsons Trade

• Shady (LeSean McCoy) calls trading your best player “crazy,” relating with his own shock trade from the Eagles (11:21–12:14).
• On Cowboys & Dallas trades: “I have this theory… it’s something in the water of Dallas.” (11:37)

b. Most Underrated Team for 2025

• “The Falcons. They got a young core… I truly think that’s going to be the dark horse team… It’s Atlanta.” – Shady McCoy (13:08)

c. Hardest NFL Defenses Faced

• Recap of most intimidating defenses from McCoy’s era:
  • Early-2010s Ravens ("mean, tough, dirty"), mid-2000s Steelers, 2012 49ers (Patrick Willis, Ray Lewis, Troy Polamalu called out) (14:18–15:40).

d. Most Overrated & Underrated Running Backs

• "Najee Harris [is overrated]. Good dude, just don’t put him on your fantasy team.” – Shady McCoy (17:24)
• Discussion of elite Pittsburgh football talent: Dan Marino, Aaron Donald, Larry Fitzgerald, among others (18:17–19:00).

e. Which Current RB Reminds McCoy of Himself?

• “Bijan Robinson… and [Jahmyr] Gibbs are the most God-gifted, talented running backs… Strong, can run, is quick, can shake, can run you over, can catch, run routes. The brother’s like box office.” (19:41–20:04)

f. Dak Prescott: Regular Season Hero, Playoff Letdown

• Shady’s honest assessment:

  “Dak Prescott is a really good quarterback. Dak Prescott is a phenomenal regular season quarterback. But when it’s time for the playoffs…the real him is a guy that’s gonna fuck the game up. Either picks or bad throws equal loss. That’s the truth. And if you don’t believe me, ask Jerry Jones.”
  – LeSean McCoy (21:42)

• “He makes $60 million a year!” – Mystic Zach (23:25)

• “My whole career had to do that. He did it in one year, so maybe. I don’t know, I don’t know.” – McCoy (23:33)

g. Tom Brady: The GOAT’s Aura

• “He’s like Moses. I never met Moses, but Tom did everything right… If he told us to walk on water, we’d do it.” – LeSean McCoy (24:46)
• “Everybody’s held accountable. I’ve never seen no leader like that.” – McCoy (25:40)
• Story of Brady accurately predicting the opposition’s defensive scheme in the Super Bowl, stunning the entire locker room (25:42–26:35).

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5. Roundtable With Sava: Top Five QBs, Super Bowl Sleepers, & Fun Debates

a. QB Top Fives (from [27:45] onward)

• Mystic Zach: Mahomes #1, followed by Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Joe Burrow, Jaden Daniels (29:24–29:40).
• Neon: Josh Allen #1 (“the greatest to ever do it”), Lamar, Jaden Daniels, C.J. Stroud (“breakout season”), Mahomes (29:53–31:17).
• Sava: Agrees with Lamar at #2 for “fire edits” (31:03).

b. Super Bowl Sleeper Picks

• Mystic Zach: Rams, due to Stafford, Devante Adams add, strong rookie class; “they’re looming in the shadows” (32:01–32:33).
• Neon: Dallas Cowboys for underdog narrative, faith in Dak breaking out, and CD Lamb's confidence. “When everyone is against you, you end up succeeding.” (32:48–33:38)
• Sava: Sides with Cowboys—“I have Texas pride, too.” (33:47)

c. NFL Player You’d Choose for a Street Fight

• Mystic Zach: Vita Vea. “I would never fight a Samoan. Their skulls are four times thicker than a normal person.” (36:23–36:48)
• Neon: Playfully dodges—“You can’t be fat in a street fight... more defined in the body.” (37:18–37:38)

d. Dream Podcast Guests

• Neon: Patrick Mahomes (current), Matt Schaub (retired) – childhood nostalgia.
• Mystic Zach: Lawrence Taylor (retired “GOAT defensive player”), CD Lamb (current) to ride the Cowboys hype (38:26–39:55).

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6. Betting Battles & Game Picks

• Heated debate: Texans vs. Rams.
  • Neon: “One million percent guaranteed. The Houston Texans money line… Best QB in the league. CJ Stroud. It’s gonna be a blowout.” (40:36–40:47)
  • Mystic Zach: “My Rams. Matthew Stafford… Devonte Adams… Kobe Turner. We’re not losing. Easy money.” (41:15–41:29)
• Teaser Pick: Take Cowboys +15.5, Over on total points in Cowboys vs. Eagles; Brian Thomas Jr. receiving yards prop (42:50–44:25).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Dak Prescott’s Postseason Struggles:

  “When it’s time for the playoffs, the design comes off, the disguise comes off, and the real him is here… a guy that’s gonna fuck the game up.”
  – LaShawn McCoy (21:42)

• On Tom Brady’s Leadership:

  “He’s like Moses. I never met Moses, but it would be like, Tom did everything right. Make you believe… That’s the type of belief he got in him… I’ve never seen no leader like that. That’s why he’s been so successful his whole career.”
  – LaShawn McCoy (24:46–25:40)

• On Micah Parsons Trade and Dallas teams:

  “It’s something in the water of Dallas. The Mavericks got crazy and they traded Luca, then Jerry trades Micah. It’s something in that Dallas water.”
  – LeSean McCoy (11:37)

• On Pittsburgh NFL Legends:

  “We got players at Pitt. Our top, our best can compete against anybody… Dan Marino, Aaron Donald, Joe Montana, Larry Fitzgerald…”
  – LaShawn McCoy (18:42–18:58)

• On Geno Smith’s Comeback:

  “Getting punched in the jaw, benched, traded, cut, and now he’s a fucking top-12 quarterback.”
  – Mystic Zach (06:58)

• On Vita Vea in a street fight:

  “I would never fight a Samoan. Out of all the people, Samoans and rednecks.”
  – Mystic Zach (36:39–36:44)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00–03:56: Opening Banter, Sports Betting War Stories
• 06:31–07:06: NFL Trade Mayhem: Micah Parsons & Geno Smith
• 09:43: LaShawn McCoy Joins the Show
• 11:21: Reaction to Micah Parsons Trade
• 13:08: McCoy’s Most Underrated Team Pick: Falcons
• 14:18: McCoy’s 3 Toughest NFL Defenses Faced
• 17:24: Overrated Back? “Najee Harris.”
• 19:41: Which RB Resembles McCoy? “Bijan Robinson… box office.”
• 21:42: Dak Prescott Playoff Analysis – Shady Goes In
• 24:46–25:40: Tom Brady Compared to Moses/Jesus
• 27:45: Top 5 QB Debate (With Sava)
• 32:01–33:38: Sleeper Super Bowl Picks
• 36:23–37:38: NFL Players To Pick for a Street Fight
• 38:26–39:55: Dream Podcast NFL Guests
• 40:36–41:32: Rams vs. Texans Betting Trash Talk, Picks
• 42:50–44:25: Weekly Bets: Teaser & Player Prop Picks
• 44:42–46:21: “Drip Check” – Fashion and Humor to Close

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Episode Tone & Style

• Authentic and informal, with a blend of humor, nostalgia, and sharp sports analysis.
• Shady McCoy’s segments bring candid, player-insider perspective (“I’m the wrong one for that because I’m going to be honest…”).
• Hosts keep pace with irreverence, competitive energy, and accessible football talk, making content fun for both die-hard and casual NFL fans.

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For Listeners

If you missed the episode, you’ll come away knowing:

• The big NFL stories this week & why trades like Micah Parsons matter so much.
• Why LaShawn McCoy thinks Dak Prescott can't get it done in January.
• Which young running backs McCoy is excited about (Bijan Robinson, Jameer Gibbs), and his surprising “overrated” call.
• Two very different sleeper Super Bowl picks and sharp betting angles for Week 1.
• What makes Tom Brady the definitive GOAT—even inspiring locker rooms to "walk on water."

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"Dak Prescott is a phenomenal regular season quarterback. But when it’s time for the playoffs... the real him is a guy that’s gonna fuck the game up. That’s the truth." – LeSean McCoy (21:42)

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Transcript

[Mystic Zach]

Also, Bill Belichick, North Carolina, shout out to his wife.

[Neon]

You know, I saw her on the. On the field, man, you know, great support. I think she's the reason they won. You know, they blew him out. Had a great game. It was amazing.

[Mystic Zach]

Their worst non conference loss since 2014, and it's crazy. The last time they lost that bad, I was in middle school and so was his girlfriend.

[Neon]

Wow.

[Mystic Zach]

What's up, guys? Mystic Zach here. Welcome to the debut episode of Double Coverage. I'm your drone. My co host.

[Neon]

Yo, yo, yo. What's up, guys? Nice to meet you. Damn, you're right. You are loud.

[Mystic Zach]

I am loud. Yeah. Streamer phenomenon.

[Neon]

It's different. We were talking about. It's like on stream. I'm more energetic, more like crazy. And then you, you're just like, chill. But now, fuck, I'm in your world.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, this is my element. Yeah, you're in the lion's den, so.

[Neon]

Thanks for having me.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. Okay. For the people at home that are wondering, what is Neon doing on a podcast that's talking about football? It's talking about boss. Talking about basketball. He's a streamer. What does he know about sports? Tell me about your sports background.

[Neon]

Let me talk to y' all real quick. You know, a lot of people, I was doing a fantasy draft with a bunch of streamers, and then all the streamers are like, oh, you don't you watch football? Really? Like, looks are deceiving, you know, I don't look like I do, but growing up, I used to watch hella shit. I used to. When I was 17, I lost all my money sports betting. So, like, I was a deep legally, but I was, like, very deep into sports betting. Like, crazy parlays. I actually lost my biggest bet ever because the Arizona Cardinals, they had a backup kicker, and he fucked me. He missed the game. Winning field goal was crazy. But, yeah, basketball, I watch. Like, people don't. I play. Of course I play.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

But, like, when I box the Manny Pacquiao we did, and then I got clipped out of context with the whole thing. It was just fucking.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

And. Yeah, but it was still cool. Shouts shout out to Manny Pacquiao. Yeah, but, yeah, like, sports is something I've always loved. Like, before my content. Like, I tried it. I wasn't really doing it, but now I finally found out, like, I could do it, and people still fuck with it and like it. So now I've just been, you know, been doing it. Now we're here. So.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, March. I was a free agent for the first time, So I was 18. If you don't know me, I've been the most accurate sports handicapper in the world.

[Neon]

I'm following your bets, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, we're following. You're not. We're not going broke again on the Cardinals. Yeah, yeah. No backup kick.

[Neon]

Brutal, bro. Guess how much I could have won that day.

[Mystic Zach]

How much could you have won?

[Neon]

Yes.

[Mystic Zach]

37,400 K. What the hell?

[Neon]

Hundred K to 400 K? I was 17 years old, I swear to God.

[Mystic Zach]

What were your parents?

[Neon]

They didn't know. Oh, I was upstairs, my room. They were like, just heard noises like, what the fuck fucks going on.

[Mystic Zach]

It was just like 100k bed at 17. Yeah, that's the true better.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

And that's why you're on the show.

[Neon]

Crypto lost it all straight up. And now we're here.

[Mystic Zach]

Facts, by the way.

[Neon]

Yo, what do y' all think? This is fire, bro. It's a great logo.

[Mystic Zach]

We look good.

[Neon]

We do look good.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

I look a little, you know, this was faceless, a little fat.

[Mystic Zach]

But this was trial and error. You approve this?

[Neon]

I know. I didn't really realize, you know, that's enlarged still. Cool.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. Pretty realistic for you. So I. Straight up. Yeah. So my background, football, boxing, basketball, we came together. You were telling me, I want to expand on that. I don't want to be just clip farming and doing streams.

[Neon]

I want to know a little bit of clip farming in the Little bit.

[Mystic Zach]

But you want to be. You wanted to be taken more serious. You wanted to kind of hit that mainstream. And that's kind of what we've been game planning, strategizing. And now we're here. Double coverage. Shout to my bookie. Coming in. Lead sponsor, my bookie. Thank you. And now we're here. We're blessed. A lot of football news. How did you feel when we did that first stream together, the Pacquiao stream?

[Neon]

It was cool because bro, Pacquiao, first off, legend go and like, just. I mean, just, bro, someone like that doing a stream with like, us, like, fuck, what is he doing? Not like, what is he doing? But it's like, damn. Like, how did I get here? How did I get to this point? It was great, bro and shit. We've done a lot of really, really cool shit.

[Mystic Zach]

So, yeah. That's when I realized, though, that the chemistry would work.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Because you asked the questions like your chat wants to hear, the casual fan wants to hear. And I asked, well, not a casual questions.

[Neon]

I think I know more, more, more about sports than you. We'll see, though, throughout this whole thing, we'll really see. We'll find out.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, that's funny for sure. Yeah, yeah. No, you're up there for sure.

[Neon]

Thanks, man.

[LaShawn McCoy]

You're him.

[Mystic Zach]

Who's you know way more about cricket than me.

[Neon]

I have a question for you. Yeah, I know we're supposed to get into this later. What the fuck? What is your pick for the super bowl this year?

[Mystic Zach]

We got to save that.

[Neon]

No, no, I want to know now.

[Mystic Zach]

Right now.

[Neon]

Yeah, I want to see if you're really casual.

[Mystic Zach]

The league's best team heading into the 2025 season is the Baltimore Ravens.

[Neon]

Yeah. All right, let's continue.

[Sava]

Let's continue.

[Mystic Zach]

What? Do you have a thought or.

[Neon]

It's going to be the Texans, but.

[Mystic Zach]

Okay. Yeah, straight up.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. We saw what happened the last time they played, bro.

[Neon]

That was so bad. Oh, my God, bro. Holy fuck. It was terrible.

[Mystic Zach]

It was bad.

[Neon]

It was bad. But, you know, on my fantasy team, I drafted Shroud. He's gonna have a great season. I'm excited because I know, you know, deep inside that the Texans really.

[Mystic Zach]

Shroud Truther. Yeah, you are.

[Neon]

What we are missing is Tank Dell. It's so cool, bro. Doing streams with these motherfuckers and talking about them. It's crazy, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

But shot Tank Dell, brutal injury. Hope you come back.

[Neon]

Really brutal.

[Mystic Zach]

And shot. He's been through a lot.

[Neon]

He got shot.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, bro. We did the Scott Storage dream.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

And people had no idea what the theme song was for. They said it was for Madden. It's actually for the podcast.

[Neon]

Yeah, they were clipping it weird, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

They were clipping it mad weird. They thought, did the Clippers get paid out?

[Neon]

They got paid out for.

[Mystic Zach]

Okay, good.

[Neon]

Crazy.

[Mystic Zach]

The clips went crazy, but the captions were weird.

[Neon]

Yeah, but it worked.

[Mystic Zach]

It worked, it worked.

[Neon]

Now I think it's Madden, but then they see a podcast or like, fuck, yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

And like 50 million people have already heard it.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

So that's the beautiful thing.

[Neon]

It's a great song.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. And also comment below who you want to rap on the song.

[Neon]

Oh, we still have to do that.

[Mystic Zach]

We have to. The lyrics, bro.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Talking to hot boy. Talking to Kodak Rugrat. Trippy Red recorded Freestyle on it. He did, yeah.

[Neon]

Damn.

[Mystic Zach]

We got to figure out, like, what we're going to do with it. Maybe we do a stream or a podcast where we record it. Yeah, something like that.

[Neon]

One time. I want to stream a podcast.

[Mystic Zach]

Have to.

[Neon]

I want to.

[Mystic Zach]

It's a necessity with a guest.

[Neon]

Also, yo, for everyone watching we want to bring people on. Retired NFL players, retired NBA players, boxers, even, like, artists who know shit about sports. Like, just bring a bunch of people on, make it fun, make it entertaining. So obviously, me and you will be cool, but bringing someone, you know, someone.

[Mystic Zach]

Else on, every time I'm down to bring fans.

[Neon]

All right, straight up.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. You have a good take in the comments. We're gonna zoom you in to give your hot takes.

[Neon]

That's.

[Mystic Zach]

I want to talk to the people.

[Neon]

We're doing that.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, we need to. I want to get to, like, the people.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Our core family.

[Neon]

We love the people. Shouts.

[Mystic Zach]

We love the people. Straight up. We got to create that double to cover Discord Server.

[Neon]

Oh, yeah. Fact.

[Mystic Zach]

A lot of fan interaction, though. I'm Every single comment. Personally, bro, I promise.

[Neon]

A lot of pressure on yourself.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, I know. It takes me. Like, I do every single podcast, though, for real. Yeah. Yeah. Like 2003-004005-00000. Does matter. I just sit there, grind it out.

[Neon]

Respect.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. Well, we got to go over all this stuff.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Micah Parsons traded, bro. The fuck is that? We got to go.

[Neon]

Had a stream ready with him in his house in Dallas, all ready to go, and then he gets traded now. It's fucked.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

Geno Smith. Same thing. Like the trades. Fuck up my stream so bad, bro. He got paid. He got paid a bag.

[Mystic Zach]

We got to get Geno on double coverage. Shout out to Geno.

[Neon]

It's just hard during the season.

[Mystic Zach]

Most underrated quarterback.

[Neon]

He's so tough, and he's a crazy story.

[Mystic Zach]

His deep ball is nuts, bro. What?

[Neon]

Yeah, it is.

[Mystic Zach]

But also, like, where he came from, like, getting punched in the jaw, bench, traded, cut, and now he's a fucking top 12 quarterback.

[Neon]

Yeah. Really good. Really good. But going back to Micah, bro, I was, you know, I was so pissed because I had, you know, Dak ready. Be honest. I fuck up. I picked Dak. Or I picked CJ Stroud over Dak for fantasy.

[Mystic Zach]

You fucked up.

[Neon]

Why? Because Pickens and CD and CDs.

[Mystic Zach]

TJ Stroud has no offensive line.

[Neon]

It doesn't matter, though.

[Mystic Zach]

He's gonna get killed. And he has no run game, huh? None.

[Neon]

No run game.

[Mystic Zach]

None. Nick Chubb, who's coming off a torn apart knee.

[Neon]

Joe Mixon, out for the year. No, he's not.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, he is.

[Neon]

No, he's. Bro, he's not out. He's out for, like, four weeks.

[Mystic Zach]

He's gonna be out for the year.

[Neon]

G. He's on my bench.

[Mystic Zach]

You drafted Joe Mixon?

[Neon]

Yeah, bro, I'm A Texans fan, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

He said he's gonna be out for the year.

[Neon]

No, he's.

[Mystic Zach]

No, it was. They're evaluating him.

[Neon]

It's a three to four weeks, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

Watch that. Bet you drafted Joe Mixon? Yeah, that's why you're getting made fun.

[Neon]

Of on the bench. That's a good pick, bro. Joe Mixon is tough. I should have had you with me, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

I. Fuck, I know I would.

[Neon]

It's a fight. So it's 5k. Each team is 5k. The number one team that wins, get 60k.

[Mystic Zach]

Maybe we should do like a hundred k league, bro.

[Neon]

I'm scarred.

[Mystic Zach]

Straight up.

[Neon]

I'm scarred from leagues now, bro. Fuck that, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

Also, Bill Belichick.

[Neon]

Yeah. Shout out to his wife. You know, I saw her on the. On the field, man, you know, great support. I think she's the reason they won. You know, they blew him out. Had a great game. It was amazing.

[Mystic Zach]

Their worst non conference loss since 2014, bro.

[Neon]

And I was soaking. The betting odds were so close. Like people thought it was gonna be a close game. Motherfuckers got blown out.

[Mystic Zach]

I don't think he's focused at all. And it's crazy. The last time he lost that bad, I was in middle school.

[Neon]

Shit.

[Mystic Zach]

And so was his girlfriend.

[Neon]

Wow.

[Mystic Zach]

Facts.

[Neon]

Wow. How old is he again?

[Mystic Zach]

I think he's like 98.

[Neon]

Holy.

[Mystic Zach]

No, he's in his 70s, though.

[Neon]

Yeah. I mean, hey, respect to him, you know? You know, I want to be like.

[Mystic Zach]

You one day, bill. When I'm 60, I'm gonna divorce my wife. I'm gonna buy a boat.

[Neon]

He had a wife before?

[Mystic Zach]

I don't know. But I'm saying what I'm gonna do. Yeah, and I'm gonna marry like a 20 year old blonde.

[Neon]

Okay. Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Mystic Zach]

Kids are getting left at home.

[Neon]

Oh, wow.

[Mystic Zach]

Going to Miami and Columbia.

[Neon]

Shit.

[Mystic Zach]

Straight to the.

[Neon]

Got it all planned out, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, it's all planned out. Kids are done. Maybe a dog.

[Neon]

Fuck, dude, you're brutal.

[Mystic Zach]

Happens. And if you're new to my bookie, use our code double, which is gonna pop up on your screen right there. Any bet you place up to $500 is fully covered using the bet back bonus token. Make your play and if it doesn't hit, you're still in the game. Now we'd like to welcome on 2010's all decade running back turned crazy analyst, Mr. LaShawn McCoy, aka Shady. What's cracking?

[LaShawn McCoy]

How y' all doing? Look, I love the intro. The crazy analysis is a little a stretch But I feel it. I like it. It's all love.

[Neon]

I didn't like that, bro.

[LaShawn McCoy]

No, it was all good. I guess I do got crazy takes, huh? I thought they were more honest, but you guys say crazy.

[Neon]

Yeah, no, but I was telling. Crazy is good, though. Like, crazy. Like, it's like a crazy in a good way.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Okay, okay.

[Mystic Zach]

Crazy is the best way to describe someone in the content game.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Okay. Okay. See, y' all teach me already. Matter of fact, I'm trying to get better with the streaming, so maybe we can help each other out.

[Neon]

I'm gonna stream. We're doing it. We got to, bro.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Okay, okay. Deal.

[Neon]

Damn. I hate, like, see you through a screen, bro. It feels like. Like we're in gta, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

That's mad weird.

[Neon]

Yeah, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

Well, your background's fire.

[Neon]

That is nice.

[LaShawn McCoy]

My backyard, you know? I mean, come live with your boy for a little bit. You know what I'm saying? I did. I did all right for myself.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, you did all right.

[Neon]

That's an understatement, bro. He rich as hell, bro.

[LaShawn McCoy]

That streamer was the real money, though.

[Neon]

But you're gonna get on it, though. You're gonna start.

[LaShawn McCoy]

All right, well, I'm counting on you. I'm help you. If I don't get no money for streaming, I'm blaming you.

[Neon]

Ah, now you'll be good.

[Mystic Zach]

Now we'll get you a. We'll get you a betting deal too.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Okay. Okay. I like that. All right.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, yeah, we'll get you papered up.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Let me write that down. These young boys.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, write that down.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Ain't a lot of me. Ain't a lot of me like that.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, yeah.

[LaShawn McCoy]

We locked.

[Neon]

We locked in.

[Mystic Zach]

We're locked in. Who's not locked in is Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. They just traded their potentially probably their best player. Would you say that Neon Michael Parson?

[Neon]

No, I know CD is. But on the defensive end. Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Okay. Okay. They trade him for two first round picks and Kenny Clark. Shady, what was your immediate reaction to that?

[LaShawn McCoy]

Well, first of all, Michael Parson is from my hometown, so it hit me a little different. Right?

[Neon]

You from Dallas?

[Mystic Zach]

No, he's from Pennsylvania, homie.

[Neon]

My bad. My bad, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

The team drafts. You get to be from that city.

[LaShawn McCoy]

It's crazy, though, because you don't ever, like, trade your best player. I have this theory, right? I think that it's something in the water of Dallas. So the Mavericks, they got crazy and they traded Luca, right? And then Jerry trades Micah. It's something that Dallas water. Why would you do that.

[Mystic Zach]

It is crazy. Back to back when you put it like that.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Come on. Who. Who's that?

[Neon]

You were, you know, about to say who the.

[Mystic Zach]

When LaShawn McCoy got traded, it was low key, crazier to me than the Micah Parsons because I feel like that was more shocking to me and the return was like way worse.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Now the true story is when I got traded, right, My agent called me, he said, hey, you're getting traded for Kiko Alonso. And I was like, man, stop playing. He said, no, I'm serious. So then I said, well, well, who was that? So I had to look him up. I didn't even know that he. I didn't know he's a football player. I thought it was like a prank. You know, they prank you on certain.

[Neon]

Like what they did to Shador, right?

[LaShawn McCoy]

Yeah, ex. Just like that. So that's. I was thinking, like, who the is this guy? But everything happens for a reason, huh? Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

No, Chip Kelly's a terrorist for that. Back to back. Nah, Chip Kelly. I mean, low key, like a football terrorist.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Yeah. Nah, Chip, Chip, he's a different dude. Right, right. I just don't. I don't get it, man. But it's. Let's let bygones be bygones, right?

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

Wait, I got a question for you, bro. Who do you think is like the most underrated team going into the, into the season this year?

[LaShawn McCoy]

The Falcons. Yeah. I like, they got a young core, right. They got a lot of going on over there. I love what they got going on. I truly think that that's going to be like the, the dark horse team. They're in a real bad, bad division. Right? What's that? NFC South. You got the Bucks. The Bucks, the best team there. They. Every year they go like nine wins and they get in the playoffs, they lose.

[Mystic Zach]

Liam Cohen, come on, bro.

[LaShawn McCoy]

They got, they got a young quarterback that's looking solid, right? Good running game. They got a lot of stuff going on, on there and a good coach. And it's Atlanta, though. Like, I look at all the popping cities, right? Like Houston, Houston's papa said they get a good quarterback, they instantly start balling. You know what I'm saying?

[Neon]

Yeah.

[LaShawn McCoy]

So Atlanta's my team.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. And also, what do you think about the draft? James Pierce Jr. They got a lot better on defense too.

[LaShawn McCoy]

They did, they did. That's another thing, man. The office I felt is going to be good because they're young, a lot of talented dudes, but also on defense, they got better and they coach. I'VE been playing against Morris for a couple years, right? Really smart defender. I had. I did good against them, but everybody's not gonna do that, right? You might have some teams that they can't do good against that defense, so they're gonna be doing good.

[Neon]

Who is the hardest defense you had to go against ever?

[LaShawn McCoy]

Well, you a little. Y' all both a little young.

[Mystic Zach]

Hold on, hold on. I watch your entire career.

[LaShawn McCoy]

No, no, but I'm about to tell you this, but back in the day, right, they had these teams like the Ravens now, they good now, but the Ravens back then was. Was angry, was mean, was tough, was dirty. And then the Steelers, they had some errors when they was. They was the truth. So those probably my hardest defenses I went against. And then I would say the last one is probably that 2000. What year they go to the. The championship? The Niners with Frank Gore, the Kaepernick.

[Mystic Zach]

Before we knew that's around, like, 2012.

[LaShawn McCoy]

They was nice. They was. They was different. They was big, they were strong. It was fast. It was physical. That's probably the best.

[Mystic Zach]

Alden Smith. Okay. Justin Smith, Ahmad Brooks, Dante Whitner.

[LaShawn McCoy]

You reading song because you ain't.

[Neon]

No, he's not. He's literally just looking at you.

[Mystic Zach]

This is what Mr. Exact does.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Okay, okay. I like that.

[Mystic Zach]

That's why.

[LaShawn McCoy]

You know what, though? When I. When I decided to come on this podcast, I respect y' all study. Y' all study y' all notes. Y' all know what's going on. I like that. Do your research. Everybody's not always prepared. I like that about y'. All.

[Neon]

Y prepared me.

[Mystic Zach]

Thank you. No, you give yourself some credit, bro.

[Neon]

J.

[Mystic Zach]

Did you feel like he prepared?

[LaShawn McCoy]

He's prepared. He asked some questions earlier that I'mma tell. Tell him about later, but other than that, he's prepared.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. Out of all those guys, Patrick Willis, Ray Lewis, Troy Palomalu, who hit you the hardest?

[LaShawn McCoy]

Well, typically, I don't really get hit hard. For real.

[Neon]

But come on, yo.

[Mystic Zach]

To his credit, like, like, like, no glaze. He is one of the most elusive running backs ever.

[Neon]

Yeah, but, like, there's that one time where, like, you get caught, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

But you. You've been cracked before.

[LaShawn McCoy]

No, like, I mean, if you have sex a lot of times, eventually you'll have children, but. But. But it takes a long time to get. Makes sense. You know what I mean?

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[LaShawn McCoy]

You know what I'm saying? Like, eventually it's gonna happen, but I've had to pick one guy to hit me hard. A dude named London Fletcher, he played for the Red.

[Mystic Zach]

He the hall of Fame, bro.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Now that he was like five, eight, he's probably your height, right? But man, damn, bro, really, dude, the. Yeah, he was a mother effort though, bro. He was nice. Nice. He's old. He had no hair. He just played football. He was tough. He had little ass, strong ass hands.

[Mystic Zach]

He would.

[LaShawn McCoy]

He was really, really good. He's probably hit me the hardest I ever been hit.

[Mystic Zach]

I think undrafted or like super late pick like 13 seasons, a thousand plus tackles, not in the hall of Fame.

[LaShawn McCoy]

If you look at his resume now, this is me speaking my, my opinion now, Ray Lewis was a dog, right freaking nature. But if you look at the resume and you look at the credentials, right? You look at the stats, his stats is so close to Ray Lewis. And if his name was Ray Lewis, the numbers will look the same. Or not the numbers, accolades, like all pros, pros, you know, D player of the year, all that type of stuff look the same.

[Neon]

I got a question for you, bro. Oh, you do? Sure. Who's the most overrated running back in the league right now?

[LaShawn McCoy]

Oh, you see, I'm the wrong one for that because I'm gonna be honest, right? I had to pick one dude. Najee Harris.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

No, don't do that.

[LaShawn McCoy]

I did that.

[Neon]

I'm gonna stream with him.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Listen, I like him, but you asked me questions. I think he's a good, good dude. Fantasy. Don't put him on your fantasy though. You do fantasy football, right?

[Neon]

Bro, I just. I just drafted. I got yesterday.

[Mystic Zach]

Did you get Naji?

[Neon]

No, I didn't get nothing.

[Mystic Zach]

Good, good.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Oh, thank God.

[Mystic Zach]

Underrated, like on running backs and players. Pittsburgh, low key, one of the best cities for football.

[Neon]

Wait, isn't Demar Hamlin from Pittsburgh?

[LaShawn McCoy]

Come on now, bro.

[Neon]

I went. I was in Pittsburgh. I went to his. He had a basketball event. I went there. I was in Pittsburgh for like two days.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Yeah, so. So. So me and Satan brought the Raymond Eagles. Now, right? We do a golf event every year. Matter of fact, I'm invite y' all to it next year, right? I'm telling him you guys are going, so you better go.

[Mystic Zach]

I'm your caddy.

[LaShawn McCoy]

All right? And we were talking about the players, and I was like, you know what? Like Penn State is probably a better, you know, college and et cetera, right? Program. But when you go to the players, it ain't close facts. We got players at Pitt. And he was like, you tripping, Shady. And then he did the homework and looked at. He's like, yo, he was right. So our top, our best can compete against anybody.

[Mystic Zach]

Dan Marino.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Come on, man.

[Mystic Zach]

Aaron. Donald. Joe Montana. Wow. Pittsburgh's nuts.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Darrell Reevis. You got Larry Fitzgerald.

[Mystic Zach]

Wow. Larry Fitzgerald.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Yeah. You got Curtis.

[Mystic Zach]

Top five.

[LaShawn McCoy]

We up there, baby.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, you're up there.

[LaShawn McCoy]

What?

[Mystic Zach]

What running back reminds you the most of yourself today? Because I. When I look at the running backs, I think, Bijan Robinson.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Come here, Mambo. Come here. They guessed it. He jump over here. You see my dog? Can you see her?

[Mystic Zach]

Is that a Rottweiler? I have a Rottweiler.

[LaShawn McCoy]

When you said the name Bijan Robinson, I got excited. Now she's a service dog. So when I get excited, I have.

[Mystic Zach]

A female Rottweiler, too. Name's Zoe. Mine.

[LaShawn McCoy]

But is Zoe a service dog?

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. No.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Okay. Cuz when I get excited or I get sad, she comes over to me. That's why she came over, because I got.

[Neon]

Damn, I need one of those.

[LaShawn McCoy]

But. But John Robinson is probably, in my opinion, out of him. And Gibbs is probably the most God gifted, talented running backs in football. All right? Strong, can run as quick, can shake, you can run you over, can catch, can run routes. The brother's like box office. You get what I'm saying? So that's the reason why I have, you know, Atlanta pick so high. Because Bijan is like that.

[Mystic Zach]

He's like, just the way he can cut on a dime is shady like him and.

[LaShawn McCoy]

And Jameer Gibbs. Mama. I'm getting excited again. Come back. I'm getting excited. I'm getting excited. Here she comes. I'm getting excited again. Okay, I'm cool, calm. You sit. You can sit. But. But he's another one. That's a beast, though, bro. Jameric Gibbs. Quick, fast, and like a lot of running backs, when they lose, lose their speed, they're not the same. But he has, like, running back instincts where he can make you miss. He can stop on the dime. He catch. He'd run routes. He does it all, too. So he's up there. As far as most talented guys in.

[Mystic Zach]

The league, we got a big time game opening up the season. The Dallas Cowboys are headed to Philadelphia.

[Neon]

It's gonna be a good game, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

It's a crazy game.

[LaShawn McCoy]

I a good game.

[Mystic Zach]

Why not? Why is it gonna be a good game?

[LaShawn McCoy]

It's gonna be belt to booty.

[Neon]

No, it's not, bro. No, it's not.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Bring that.

[Neon]

It's gonna be cool.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Are you a Cowboy fan?

[Neon]

No, I'm not. But you know, cd. I with cd, so I gotta, you.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Know, I with cd. Too. It's my man.

[Neon]

Yeah. So I can't really. I feel bad, like I don't really know anyone on Eagles.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Well, he'll do well. No, no, no. I'm sorry. Let's. Let's. Let's think about this. He'll do well because he's a great player.

[Neon]

Yeah, but.

[LaShawn McCoy]

But they won't do well as a team, though.

[Neon]

Their defense is kind of cooked.

[Mystic Zach]

You don't think Dax a great player?

[LaShawn McCoy]

Did you say great?

[Mystic Zach]

Oh, you.

[Neon]

He's gonna prove everyone wrong this year. I promise you, bro. I promise.

[LaShawn McCoy]

No, no. Every. No, every year I learn. A lot of Cowboys fans, they say the same thing, like, Jack, this year he's gonna turn it on, I think Dak. And I'm gonna be honest here. Right? Let me look in the camera and be honest, man. You ready?

[Neon]

Yeah.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Dak Prescott is a really good quarterback. Dak Prescott is a phenomenal regular season quarterback. But when it's time for the playoffs, the design comes off, disguise comes off. And the real him is here. And the real him is a guy that's gonna the game up. Either picks or bad throws equal loss. That's the truth. That's the truth. And if you don't believe me, ask Jerry Jones. He would tell you that. He would tell you that. Tell you that. Do y' all disagree?

[Neon]

You don't give a bro.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Wait, hold up. Do you guys disagree or.

[Neon]

No, man. I'm trying to get the Dak Prescott stream, so I'm gonna have to disagree.

[LaShawn McCoy]

I mean, why?

[Neon]

Why?

[LaShawn McCoy]

I mean, you get like Lamar Jacks. Get the good players. You want them guys. Jalen hurts you one of them dudes. Okay.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

You know, said get the good players. Yeah.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Wait.

[Mystic Zach]

He was stacking an MVP his last healthy season. He's not good.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Wait, mvp? And then what happened?

[Mystic Zach]

He's not good. He's not good.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Well, first of all, quarterbacks always get the MVP votes, right? So he was. That year, he was second in voting in mvp. And then we got to the regular season was over and we got to the playoffs. He had a 16 or 17 game winning streak at home. It was phenomenal. Right. Jerry's happy. They're selling out tickets. There's cowboy girls running around looking amazing. They play the packers, an inexperienced team with their first year. Starting quarterback, Jordan Love. Right? He threw pick sixes. He threw all these picks. They lost the game.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[LaShawn McCoy]

And I'm thinking like, damn, number four in the regular season looks way different than number four in the playoffs. Why is that?

[Neon]

Maybe he was just a Little nervous.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Oh, he's nervous. Oh, okay.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Valid excuse for a quarterback that makes 60 million a year.

[Neon]

He makes 60 mil a year?

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

Wow.

[LaShawn McCoy]

I've only made, like, $80 million my whole career, so. I don't know. I haven't made money.

[Neon]

Oh, only. Yeah. Only, bro. Wow, man. So bad for you.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Yeah, but I'm saying, like, he. My whole career had to do that. He did it in one year, so maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I just know that every time I. In the playoffs, the year before that. He's in the playoffs, he. What did he do? Oh, played the Niners, right? The niners was averaging 30 points a game. The defense was shutting them down, Right. And. And my man Dak just started throwing everybody picks. Just hand them shits out like candy. So I'm the same every time I say play, it's always that.

[Mystic Zach]

But he did destroy the Buccaneers the game before. Oh, he retired Tom Brady, straight up.

[LaShawn McCoy]

That team was ass after a while. They were old.

[Mystic Zach]

It was over, man.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Tom was great, but it was over at the. That's over.

[Mystic Zach]

Tom's the goat, though, right?

[LaShawn McCoy]

Tom's the greatest of all time. My last year, I played with Tom. Tom's the best. There's nobody better than Tom Brady, but even him is like, all right. Like that last year, everybody knew that he was leaving. It was the end of the road. You know, they were older, team one, that's good. Guys are hurt. And so they won that game. Cool.

[Mystic Zach]

What was Tom Brady's aura like?

[LaShawn McCoy]

He like Moses. I never met Moses, but it would be like, Tom did everything right. Make you believe, like. Fellas, today before we go to this game, I want everybody to walk on water. It'll help us win. And everybody would just do that, like, walk on water. That's the type of belief he got in him. You know what I'm saying? He's a real, real leader. Real true professional. I mean, it's things like, when I talk about him, I remember little like. Like, as we got close, closer to the playoffs, he got more intense, he got more serious. And little things like in the cafeteria, when you're eating the food, when cats would get up and they leave, he would say, yo, yo, yo, go get your plate. You know what I mean? Throw that away. Like, everybody's held accountable. And I've never seen no. No leader like that. That's why he's been so successful his whole career.

[Neon]

Damn.

[Mystic Zach]

That's the college.

[LaShawn McCoy]

The goat. My goat. The goat. I remember we had the we played the Bucks in the championship and the whole. So you get like, two weeks in the super bowl to prepare. And the first week, the coach was like, hey, you know, the Chiefs are going to play this defense. So the whole week the coach said, they're gonna play us in this defense. Tom ain't saying word. Now. We had a group chat with, like, the skills, like, the running backs, the wide receivers, the quarterbacks, tight ends. And he's like. He said, look, guys, they're not gonna place in that defense. They're gonna place in this defense. We got to the game, and the defense that Tom said they played that, right? And. And we. I remember talking to Gronk, so we were on the sideline, like, damn, yo, Tom was right this whole time. Gronk's like, I mean, bro, I've been dealing for 20 years. I know what's up. You know what I mean? Like, he already knew that Tom was gonna do that because he played with him. He knew how smart he was, bro.

[Neon]

Listen, I appreciate you for coming on, bro. We got to run that stream, all three of us. We got to make that fire you live in. You basically live in la, right?

[LaShawn McCoy]

I mean, I'm out here. I'm out here.

[Mystic Zach]

You know, we're trying to do that asap.

[Neon]

You're going to start streaming. I'm going to help you with whatever you need. And we're all together.

[Mystic Zach]

Shady.

[LaShawn McCoy]

I'll put that in my phone, dog.

[Neon]

Nah, dead ass. After this. Make a group chat. We'll lock it in. We'll set up ideas. We're going to make it happen.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Okay, BET Got some real ones, man.

[Neon]

Tell your son what's up.

[LaShawn McCoy]

I got you. We gonna FaceTime. Cause he ain't gonna believe me.

[Neon]

Okay, bet just let me know.

[LaShawn McCoy]

All right, guys.

[Mystic Zach]

Neon. What's a better way to talk about sports and get the real than hearing it from a beautiful girl?

[Neon]

There really isn't.

[Mystic Zach]

There really isn't.

[Neon]

You know, I think that we're at a point in life where we need someone who's smarter than us to ask us questions about sports. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. She probably knows more than me.

[Mystic Zach]

She probably does.

[Neon]

So. Yo, everyone watching. Introducing the one and only.

[LaShawn McCoy]

Hi.

[Sava]

What's up, y'? All? I'm Sava. Nice to meet you. I'm going to be interviewing them. I'm actually an expert in the NFL, but I won't be talking about that today. I'm just going to be interviewing them.

[LaShawn McCoy]

All right.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, straight up. Thank you.

[Sava]

You guys ready?

[Mystic Zach]

I'm Ready.

[Sava]

All right. Should I do the first question?

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Yep.

[Sava]

Yep. Okay. Who are your top five quarterbacks in the NFL heading into the season? Zach with you?

[Mystic Zach]

I'll start.

[Neon]

Why him first?

[Sava]

I don't know. It says it. Good question.

[Mystic Zach]

It does. Literally, some asshole wrote the script.

[Neon]

Wrote the fucking script.

[Mystic Zach]

I don't know. Some dickhead wrote it. I think. I think a lot of people are down on my homes after the last season. I'm definitely a slow season. And then, obviously, they got smashed in the Super Bowl. But I think he bounces back.

[Neon]

Money up, by the way, just to let you know.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, me too.

[Neon]

I rented out a theater. I thought I was, you know, about to win so much money out of my boys. We were eating wings, chilling. They got fucking blown out, bro. So pissed.

[Mystic Zach]

So I don't want to hear. I was there, huh? I was at the super bowl, and then I had to watch. Yo, Yo. Then I had to watch the worst halftime performance in the history of halftime.

[Neon]

Who performed again?

[Mystic Zach]

Kendrick. We were sleeping, bro.

[Neon]

It wasn't that bad.

[Mystic Zach]

It was horrible in person.

[Neon]

It was like the crowd into it.

[Mystic Zach]

No. Not a single person cared. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.

[Neon]

Who's your favorite artist? I know it's off topic, but my favorite artist.

[Sava]

That's a. That's such, like, a hard question. I mean. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Well, I'm from the Bay, so probably Shorty. Shorty. Yeah. No, it's. It's more.

[Neon]

It's more niche.

[Sava]

I mean, I'd say currently the Bay.

[Neon]

San Francisco. Right?

[Sava]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Neon]

Damn. That's crazy.

[Sava]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Neon]

Shorty.

[Sava]

Yeah.

[Neon]

Shorty. Shorty. Little tj.

[Mystic Zach]

Little tj.

[Sava]

Nice. Nice.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

Shorty. Shorty. Wow.

[Mystic Zach]

Shout out to. Shout out to. Shout out to Shorty. Shorty.

[Sava]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Shout out to Jersey and then. Oh, yeah. So I just. I think my home's gonna bounce back. I think he's motivated. He's more fit.

[Neon]

He's gonna be my number one.

[Mystic Zach]

So he's put my number one. My number two, casual Josh Allen.

[Neon]

Okay.

[Mystic Zach]

My number three, Lamar Jackson. My number four, Joe Burrow. My number five, Jaden Daniels.

[Neon]

Okay.

[Mystic Zach]

Who's your top five?

[Neon]

I gotta wait for it to say.

[Mystic Zach]

Oh, you have to Am.

[Sava]

I mean, yeah, That's a pretty solid. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Neon]

Wait, hold on. Fuck all that. Who's your top five?

[Sava]

My top five. Okay.

[Neon]

We're interviewing me.

[Mystic Zach]

We're not interviewing me.

[Sava]

I don't want to show you guys up.

[Neon]

Okay? So, you know, I'll go. You know, if she thank you. Number one, obviously, Josh Allen, the greatest to ever do it. He can run, he could throw, he could do everything. He's a fucking go. The Bills are about to go crazy. Shots of Demar Hamlin.

[Mystic Zach]

You.

[Neon]

You're somehow watching this. That at number one. Number two, we got Lamar Jackson. Amazing. And, you know, I'm basing this off Madden. Okay, yeah, when I play Madden, I.

[Mystic Zach]

Lamar should be one.

[Neon]

No, because Josh Allen, they, they, they. They made him opa. Okay, okay, so I got Lamar, number two.

[Mystic Zach]

All right.

[Neon]

Number three, Daniels. Very, very underrated.

[Mystic Zach]

Shout out.

[Neon]

You know, the reason why it works is because his mom is so in his life. Like, I'm being serious. Like.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

His mom is so in his life, and he doesn't let him do else other than play football.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

And it works. He's great at what he does. Number four, the goat. MVP for the season.

[Mystic Zach]

Oh. Patrick Mahomes.

[Neon]

C.J. stroud.

[Mystic Zach]

What?

[Neon]

C.J. stroud.

[Mystic Zach]

No, wait, hold on. Why is C.J. stroud above Mahomes?

[Neon]

Just because he had a bad. Just like Mahomes last year. He had a bad season, but it's gonna. He's gonna pick up. He's gonna pick up. You agree, right?

[Sava]

I would say C.J.

[Neon]

Stroud, he's the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs.

[Mystic Zach]

What?

[Sava]

No, I mean, that. That just says C.J.

[Mystic Zach]

Stroud quarterbacks for the Kansas City Chiefs.

[Neon]

Yeah, he's on the Chiefs. I don't know.

[Sava]

I would say that's a pretty fire list. I do agree with, you know, like, your pick at number two with Lamar. Just because he does have really fire edits. I always see those.

[Neon]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

She's tapped on the camera.

[Sava]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

She's tapped in.

[Neon]

Okay. And the number five would be Mahomes.

[Mystic Zach]

Makes sense.

[Neon]

But, yeah, I just think Stroud's gonna have a breakout season.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

So.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, move on.

[Neon]

You don't agree?

[Mystic Zach]

No.

[Neon]

What do y' all think, bro? Watching. What do y' all think, bro?

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. Comment. Comment of Stroud's top four.

[Sava]

And wait, how are you guys gonna, like, decide who wins? Like, do they decide or, like, do I.

[Neon]

We have to, like, at the end of the year, we see who was.

[Mystic Zach]

I think we have to see at.

[Neon]

The end of the year, there's, like a punishment or some.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe push ups.

[Sava]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Something physical.

[Sava]

All right. Okay. Who?

[Neon]

I don't know.

[Sava]

Who do you have as a sleeper super bowl winner? Neon. I'll start with you this time.

[Neon]

Thank you. You know, I'm gonna pass it On.

[Mystic Zach]

You're gonna pass it on.

[Neon]

Passing the blunt, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

That's so nice of you.

[Neon]

Yeah. Wow.

[Mystic Zach]

When I look at sleeper super bowl teams, I think the first position I look at is the quarterback position, because you either need to be elite in the trenches or you need an elite quarterback. There's a team that I think is kind of straddling both, but not quite at that top tier in the public's eyes, but I think they will be after the season if the quarterback stays healthy. That's Los Angeles Rams. We're in la. It's only right. Matthew Stafford, one of the league's most dangerous quarterbacks, when he's healthy. They add Devonte Adams. The receiver room. Jared Verse. Breaking out. Braden Fisk. They add Puna Ford from the Seahawks. Think the Rams with the best player.

[Neon]

It's not even close.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, well, without Aaron Donald. Yeah, maybe Aaron Donald comes out of retirement and then they're like super bowl favorites, but still not happening. There would be, like, my sleeper team, like, the kind of. They're looming in the shadows.

[Neon]

Coaching my sleeper team is the Dallas Cowboys. Let me tell you why. We got Pickens, we got cd we got Dak Prescott. Breakout season. And, you know, I tried drafting Prescott and my stream was on my ass. They were so pissed. They're fucking. They're like, oh, every year they say this, and it never happens. It's gonna happen this season. They're gonna take it all the way. Everyone's hating on them. They. You know, the Micah shit was kind of fucked up. You know Micah Parsons, right?

[Sava]

Yeah.

[Neon]

Number 21. Okay. So, like, it's just like, what, dude?

[Mystic Zach]

No, keep going.

[Neon]

Okay.

[Mystic Zach]

Definitely his number.

[Neon]

But it's just like a thing where, like, it's just, you know, it's. When everyone is against you, you end up succeeding, and that's what's gonna happen.

[Mystic Zach]

America's team.

[Neon]

America's fucking.

[Mystic Zach]

I might switch to shout out to.

[Neon]

All the Dallas Cowboys fans in the chat watching. You guys are taking it all the way. Let's shout to CD Lamb. He said in the interview, he said straight up, we're going to be crazy.

[Mystic Zach]

This.

[Neon]

We're going to be scared.

[Mystic Zach]

Shout out to the Cowboys.

[Neon]

They're going to.

[Mystic Zach]

We're in.

[Neon]

Yep. The Cowboys got more of a chance than the Rams.

[Mystic Zach]

Okay. Let's just say they both do great.

[Sava]

I. I would agree with you, actually, in this one. I. I think the Cowboys, you know, I think they do. I think they do. You know, just because I, you know, I have Texas pride, too. I lived there for like nine years.

[Neon]

What part of Texas?

[Sava]

Yeah, Tyler.

[Neon]

Tyler.

[Sava]

Yeah, it's like.

[Neon]

Tyler. Tyler's amazing.

[Sava]

It's like 45 minutes from.

[Mystic Zach]

You made that up.

[Sava]

No, no, no, no. It's. It's actually.

[Mystic Zach]

It's not a real place.

[Sava]

Yeah. Tyler.

[Mystic Zach]

You just made up a name and said it was.

[Neon]

No, it's a thing. I just didn't know people actually lived there. I didn't know they had like human life.

[Sava]

Yeah, I mean, it's like really spaced.

[Mystic Zach]

Out homes is from there.

[Sava]

Oh, I just chase cows. Like I literally chase cows, like outside.

[Neon]

Oh, that was rant. Yeah.

[Sava]

Yeah. That was my only form of entertainment. Yeah.

[Neon]

What made you want to move to la?

[Sava]

My. My parents did.

[Neon]

Oh, damn. Your parents moved from Tyler to la?

[Sava]

Yeah. Oh, well, no, no, no. We lived in the Bay and then I moved to LA for work.

[Neon]

Keep up. Yeah, well, I just found out.

[Mystic Zach]

The Bay.

[Neon]

Damn. So your parents still live in the Bay?

[Sava]

No, they moved to South Carolina.

[Neon]

Bro, that's a crazy story.

[Mystic Zach]

Charleston or what?

[Sava]

Clemson.

[Mystic Zach]

Clemson, huh? They got cooked by lsu.

[Sava]

Yeah.

[Neon]

So now they live in South Carolina. Interesting. Interesting.

[Mystic Zach]

Shout to the Cowboys.

[Neon]

Facts.

[Mystic Zach]

No, but we can on my bookie bet on them. They're over. Under on wins.

[Neon]

Okay, we're going over.

[Mystic Zach]

Seven and a half wins.

[Neon]

We're going over. Of course. Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

They're gonna have a winning record.

[Neon]

They are.

[Mystic Zach]

All right, we're betting it. You're with me, I'm with you.

[Neon]

You're with us.

[Sava]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

You're with us.

[Sava]

Wait, how much?

[Mystic Zach]

We're all betting it.

[Sava]

How much are you guys betting?

[Neon]

That's what I said.

[Mystic Zach]

My bookie. Ig. We're gonna bet it.

[Neon]

How much would you. All right, we'll match whatever you do.

[Sava]

50K.

[Neon]

What type of money are you making? What do you do for.

[Mystic Zach]

What do you do?

[Sava]

Social media?

[Mystic Zach]

It's one way to put it. Yeah. So.

[Neon]

Oh, I got it.

[Sava]

No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

You get it?

[Neon]

I get it. But maybe we put like 10 bands. Yeah, I was thinking like 30 bucks.

[Sava]

But I mean, I do like 35.

[Neon]

Okay.

[Sava]

Yeah.

[Neon]

50K. You got money like that?

[Sava]

Sometimes.

[Mystic Zach]

We should put 10k on it for the game.

[Neon]

I think we should. I think we should actually.

[Sava]

Would be down for 10.

[Mystic Zach]

All right.

[Neon]

It's a good bet. Like real shit.

[Mystic Zach]

It's a fire bet, straight up.

[Neon]

Just send me the money and I'm gonna handle the betting for you. I'll show you the screenshot proof and shit.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

Placing it.

[Sava]

We'll talk about that. Okay, yeah, yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Maybe after this yeah, Next question.

[Sava]

All right.

[Neon]

Oh, there's more.

[Mystic Zach]

There's more.

[Sava]

Yeah, there's actually. Oh, there's two more.

[Neon]

Okay.

[Sava]

All right. I. All right, all right. If you had to pick one NFL player to have as your partner in a street fight, who would it be? Zach, I'll start with you.

[Mystic Zach]

I think when I hear of a fight, my mind goes straight to Samoans.

[Neon]

Oh, I think I know who you're about to say.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, I got Vita Vea.

[Neon]

Yeah, I knew it.

[Mystic Zach]

I want Vita Ve on my team. I like. I box and everything. You know, I would like to say I can fight pretty well. I would never fight a Samoan.

[Neon]

For real?

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. Out of all the people, Samoans and rednecks.

[Neon]

Samoans are crazy.

[Mystic Zach]

Samoans are nuts. And their skulls are, like, four times thicker than normal person.

[Neon]

I had a Samoan security guard, and on my stream, he. He choked out one of my boys.

[Sava]

Wait, for what?

[Neon]

Because he wasn't waking up on time for the stream.

[Sava]

Damn.

[Mystic Zach]

That's appropriate, though.

[Neon]

And it was on stream. He choked him out on stream. It was crazy. It's crazy.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. So I think anytime you want someone to have your back in a street fight, they got to be Samoan.

[Neon]

What position does he play again?

[Mystic Zach]

He plays defensive tackle.

[Neon]

How much does he weigh?

[Mystic Zach]

Probably like 360.

[Neon]

Damn.

[Mystic Zach]

I made probably like 330.

[Neon]

But he's fast, too.

[Sava]

Damn. That's like a tank.

[Mystic Zach]

He's a tank.

[Sava]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Who are you picking?

[Neon]

Neon Me. You know, street fight, you can't be fat and almost, you know, tip over trying to throw a punch. So your answer might not be the best. I would have to go for someone more buff, more muscular, more masculine, you know, more defined in the body. I can't give an answer after that.

[Mystic Zach]

More defined in the back.

[Neon]

I'm not like, I have to pass now. Yeah. I can't answer.

[Mystic Zach]

Are you studying them?

[Neon]

No. Next question.

[Mystic Zach]

Yo, before we start the show. Yo, I look at Neon's camera roll. It's just, like, shirtless NFL players.

[Neon]

Yeah, totally. You totally just look at them. Yeah.

[Sava]

I mean, that is a good way to, like, look at somebody's face.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

You ever do that? You and yeah. Would be a good team, but.

[Sava]

Yeah. Maybe you can show me how.

[Neon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't answer the question after. I'm like, it's gonna. Next question.

[Sava]

Are you sure you forfeit a point?

[Neon]

I was gonna say Michael Parsons, but okay, let's just. Next question. He's my very nice body.

[Sava]

Really? Wait, can I see, like, a Picture guys have like, oh, okay, okay, okay.

[Mystic Zach]

Flash that.

[Sava]

Anyway, if you could choose one current player and one retired player to appear on double coverage, who would they be? Neon, start with you.

[Neon]

Obviously I'd have to say Patrick Mahomes. Just because, you know, I'm thinking about views. You know that shit's gonna go crazy.

[Sava]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Shout out.

[Neon]

He is a goat no matter what. You know, he was number five on my list. But Patrick Mahomes retired. Would probably have to be. Let me think. Matt Schaub.

[Mystic Zach]

Matt Schaub. Shout out to Matt Shaw.

[Neon]

The first ever QB I ever watched. His ear got up in the game. It was the coolest shit I ever seen in my life.

[Mystic Zach]

Can we flash little Neon in the Matt Shop jersey?

[Neon]

Oh, yeah. Damn, I forgot about that. Yeah, I had a Matt Schaub jersey as a kid. Yeah. So Matt Shop.

[Mystic Zach]

That's what I knew that you knew ball. You had a Matt Schaub jersey.

[Neon]

I know. Matt Shaw of the Goat.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. If I had to pick, I would go retired. I'm going with Lawrence Taylor, the Goat. The greatest defensive player of all time. I haven't seen someone like our generation, like, really sit down with him and like, encapsulate his greatness, I think. Yeah. The greatest to ever do it. Multiple, multiple Super Bowls, multiple defense, player of the years, mvp. And I heard a lot of people comparing Micah Parsons to Lauren Saylor. He is not Lawrence Taylor.

[Neon]

So he's still very good, though.

[Mystic Zach]

Still very good. But he doesn't play the run like Lawrence Taylor. And then I would say for the current player, there's so many Mahomes. A great answer. I would go cd Lamb, we need cd. We just talked about the Cowboys. We're going over on him. Cool ass guy. I've seen him in person. I think it'd be fire to have him on the pod. And I'm offended you didn't say him.

[Neon]

Well, I've already done the stream, but, like on the podcast. Yeah, for sure.

[Mystic Zach]

Invite some friends.

[Sava]

Yeah. What if you just place the bet, though?

[Neon]

Oh, none of us do it. Yeah, maybe.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, just. Just the Jewish guy does it.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

Shalom.

[Mystic Zach]

Shalom.

[Neon]

Shalom. Are you Jewish?

[Sava]

I'm actually not. I'm German. Yeah, I'm kind of like the opposite spectrum.

[Mystic Zach]

Ni. There's a game this week and it's my sleeper super bowl team against your favorite team. And it's in la. Texans at Rams.

[Neon]

One thing I will say about la, I went to stream a game, I went outside and every single fan there had the opposite jersey.

[Mystic Zach]

On.

[Neon]

So they don't have a deep crowd. So home. Home advantage doesn't matter. I looked at the odds. The Texans are underdogs somehow.

[Mystic Zach]

They are.

[Neon]

So you don't know my pick, or should I wait for your pick?

[Mystic Zach]

I think you should go with your pick.

[Neon]

All right, for everyone watching, if you want to win guaranteed money, I approve this bet. One million percent guaranteed. The Houston Texans money line. Okay. I got my CJ Stroud jersey right here. Best qb.

[Mystic Zach]

We brought the jersey.

[Neon]

Best QB in the league. Greatest to ever do it. CJ Stroud. It's gonna be a blowout.

[Mystic Zach]

You brought. You brought the jersey to set also.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Bringing, like, team apparel to a set is crazy.

[Neon]

It is. But also, if you guys want another easy bet to win more money, minus six and a half. Get that line. It's a lot.

[Mystic Zach]

Straight up.

[Neon]

Yep.

[Mystic Zach]

So you got the Texans.

[Neon]

You don't agree with me at all?

[LaShawn McCoy]

No, I don't.

[Mystic Zach]

I got the Rams. And I'm gonna tell you what.

[Neon]

Didn't you just say, yo, this guy's a hypocrite?

[Mystic Zach]

Los Angeles Rams. Matthew Stafford, Pukinakua. Devonte Adams, Jared Verse, Kobe Turner. We're not losing easy money.

[Neon]

Who's we?

[Mystic Zach]

My Rams.

[Neon]

You're not from la. My Rams.

[LaShawn McCoy]

There's no we.

[Mystic Zach]

My Rams.

[Neon]

Now Texans. There's a we.

[Mystic Zach]

I'm motivating the team, bro.

[Neon]

All right. I have a spot 45 minutes outside of LA. Look at the camera real quick. Look at the. Look at the middle camera. Hey, smile. Real quick. Screenshot. This next to the scoreboard when the game's over, please.

[Mystic Zach]

Yes, please.

[Neon]

Thank you.

[Mystic Zach]

When the Rams 30, pop the Texans. I want that screenshot. Thank you.

[Neon]

So you have their.

[Mystic Zach]

Thank you.

[Neon]

Yeah. You have their money line?

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. If you want to actually win money at my bookie dot a G. Not just like pretend money, like neon. Like, let's.

[Neon]

I'm gonna put a real bet.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, but you're gonna lose the real money.

[Neon]

That's all right. We'll see.

[Mystic Zach]

Bet.

[Neon]

We will see. I can't wait to be right. I love being right.

[Mystic Zach]

Do you?

[Neon]

There's nothing better in this world.

[Mystic Zach]

You're not gonna be right a lot on the show.

[Neon]

Okay.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

You are a try hard. Like you know everything. Somehow.

[Mystic Zach]

Everyone calls me a chart no matter what I do.

[Neon]

No, because you're good at it, though.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Neon]

Good at what you do.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. Yeah. No, the stream just likes call me try, but it's all good. That's the nickname.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

I hit Pat's back. I Walk off. I'm like, dude, it's nervous. I mean he Pacquiao, try hard.

[Neon]

I'm like, yo, oh, cuz, like the way you were punching it. Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

They were like, you're gonna hurt Pacquiao.

[Neon]

I mean, you were going a little hard.

[Mystic Zach]

He's an eight time champion. I think he'll live.

[Neon]

Yeah, true. I don't know.

[Mystic Zach]

He got punched by Mayweather.

[Neon]

Can't take Mystic Zach, Mystic Zack straight up.

[Mystic Zach]

I mean, that's just my opinion.

[Neon]

That's true.

[Mystic Zach]

And then we were talking about it. We're gonna collaborate on a pick. You know, this show isn't gonna be like those other debate shows where they always disagree just to disagree.

[Neon]

Nan and I are the future super bowl champions.

[Mystic Zach]

Facts. Yep, they're gonna be right there. But we're gonna pick them this week with the teaser for you guys at home. A teaser is when you can add points onto the total or spread. So the spread for this game, the Eagles are favored by nine and a half points. So what we're going to do is add six points onto that. So we're going to grab the Cowboys at plus 15 and a half, which means they have to lose by 15 less or win. And then the over under is 47 and a half. I believe. Or if not cut it, we're going to go with the over. We believe in the Cowboys offense. We say they're going to go out there. The they're going to score more than 41 and a half points total. When you combine the Eagles and the Cowboys, it's a great pick. That's the teaser from the best over with the Cowboys. We collaborated, we agree. And then every single week over at MyBookie AG I'm going to give you a player prop to take this week. I like a guy that Neon has in fantasy. Who I saw your fantasy team. I wanted to include them. Brian Thomas Jr. The goat, his line six, 71 1/2 yards he hit.

[Neon]

That's a lot of yards, bro.

[Mystic Zach]

He hit that over in the last seven games of last season. Liam Cohen came out and said Brian Thomas Jr. Will be the focal point of our passing offense when they line up in the preseason. They put him in the slot over 40% of snaps. The line's a little bit low because they're scared JC's horn's gonna, you know, kind of tag along and chase him. But when he's in the slot, he gets a free release. I think they're gonna scheme him up for easy yards, get Lawrence going, kind of get him comfortable I. I don't expect a huge dose of Travis Hunter week one. I'm expecting more btj. That's why I got his player prop in the over.

[Neon]

Good bets. Chat he is. I say chat. We're not live. Holy.

[Mystic Zach]

There's still a chat, though.

[Neon]

YouTube chat.

[Mystic Zach]

Facts.

[Neon]

Listen to him. Listen to my pick, too. Don't just listen to his. Okay. Because he's smart. But I'm smarter. Go with the Texans. Win some money. Love you guys. God bless.

[Mystic Zach]

Well, we got to do the drip. Check then that.

[Neon]

Okay. Oh, you want me to stand up?

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, bro. Show off the drip. What do you got on? Oh, you got the levels.

[Neon]

This is A for my boy ronnie. His brand, Ronnie 2K. Shout to him.

[Mystic Zach]

Shout to your dad.

[Neon]

This is from fucking Target or some shit. Got these from Nike. Like 90 bucks.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

And these socks are dirty.

[Mystic Zach]

Well, where'd you get the glasses from?

[Neon]

These are Nerf glasses. From a kid? Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

I don't know.

[Neon]

I don't like changing my glasses.

[Mystic Zach]

Oh, they're glasses from a kid?

[Neon]

Yeah. Oh, cool. I just keep changing the lenses.

[Mystic Zach]

Okay, cool.

[Neon]

You know, it's crazy. I have chrome glasses. Car. How do you say? Cartier? Cartier.

[Mystic Zach]

Cartier.

[Neon]

I have all those, but I don't like them because it's not me. This is me.

[Mystic Zach]

That's you.

[Neon]

Let's see your drip, check.

[Mystic Zach]

Drip, check. Got the tiff jersey on, camo shorts, and then I got the OG tiffs on. These came out before you were born.

[Neon]

How much those cost?

[Mystic Zach]

Young buck.

[Neon]

How old are you?

[Mystic Zach]

Like, three bands? I'm 23.

[Neon]

From 21. No, you're two years older than me, bro. Those are nice, though.

[Mystic Zach]

These are. These are tough.

[Neon]

Those are nice.

[Mystic Zach]

These are probably my favorite shoes I own with the jersey and everything. And then, you know, I got the ice on. I went platinum on them. What did Drake say? Going platinum. I looked at my wrist, and it's already platinum.

[Neon]

Damn, bro. You love Drake like that?

[Mystic Zach]

I do love Drake.

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Got the. The band on the earrings. I'm just iced out head to toe.

[Neon]

I don't like ice on you, though.

[Mystic Zach]

Thank you. It looks nice.

[Neon]

Yeah?

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah.

[Neon]

It complements your skin tone.

[Mystic Zach]

Does it?

[Neon]

Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

What would you describe my skin tone as?

[Neon]

White.

[Mystic Zach]

I'd say I'm caramel.

[Neon]

Yeah. Pretty white.

[Mystic Zach]

I'm pretty tan.

[Neon]

Not pale, though. Like, you don't. I'm tan. Dying.

[Mystic Zach]

No, I don't like I'm dying. I'm pretty tan.

[Neon]

Pretty tan. Yeah.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah. Straight up.

[Neon]

Would you consider my skin tone?

[Mystic Zach]

You're like a Macchiato oh, wow. Yeah. Like a nice macchiato.

[Neon]

Never heard that before.

[Mystic Zach]

Yeah, thank you. I like it a lot.

[Neon]

Okay. All right. God bless.