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Sam
Sam.
Mystic Zach
What's up, guys? Mystic Zach here. Welcome back to double coverage. It's cracking, bro.
Neon
The what's cracking thing, bro, why do you keep. What's cracking is like an old. Like 30 year old. How old are you?
Mystic Zach
23.
Neon
Yeah, bro, just be like, yo, what's going on, guys? That might be a little worse.
Mystic Zach
I don't want to steal yours.
Neon
Well, I'm different every time.
Mystic Zach
There's no aura.
Neon
What's. Good chat.
Mystic Zach
There's no aura in yours.
Neon
But the what's cracking, guys, that's the one.
Mystic Zach
What's cracking is this tough.
Neon
What? That's a Bills jersey.
Mystic Zach
This is a New York Giants jersey.
Neon
Damn. Okay, we are in New York.
Mystic Zach
We're in New York, so we got to start that off. We're in New York. Double coverage live in Times Square.
Neon
That was sick.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
I didn't get to see it in person, but I saw pictures and it looked. It looked fire.
Mystic Zach
You fumbled something.
Neon
People saw and they're like, damn, I.
Mystic Zach
Got to tune into the podcast. Yeah, bro. There's a QR code, everything. Yeah, it's a Lawrence Taylor jersey, by the way. Shout out to the goat. I got some more stuff for the drip check later, but we are in the Big Apple.
Neon
All right, wait, real quick. Can we not do this drip check thing anymore, bro?
Sam
Why?
Neon
You know, I just want to think I'm a majority vote in the room, but, you know, I feel like every week I'm wearing the same shit.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, you kind of just wear the same thing every day.
Neon
Just me, though.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, that's Neon. Yeah, that's what we love about you. Someone was like, he says bro too much. I'm like, if he wasn't saying bro, would he be Neon?
Neon
Probably like, it wouldn't even stop saying, sorry, guys.
Mystic Zach
No, don't. Like, you got to be you.
Neon
That's true.
Mystic Zach
The people love you. That's true also to all the people. Talked a lot of smack about you and your picks. You had a great week of pick.
Neon
I won.
Mystic Zach
I mean, you.
Neon
You know, it takes a lot as a man to go against your team does, right? And I would never. I'm not a man. I would never do some like that. But, you know, I did it. I put my pride to the side. You know, the Texans are very mid team right now, and we lost, and I knew we were gonna lose, and I won my pick, but guess What? I put $0 up, so it doesn't matter. But I hope you guys won money. I hope you guys watching hope you did win money. Listen to Me, I'm one of the best sports bettors out there. Listen to what I say. My picks always do hit. Actually, I'm one for one.
Mystic Zach
So not only did you hit on your picks, we even went to blackjack, and you killed it at the blackjack table in, like, 10 minutes and dipped.
Sam
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Neon
I don't. You know, whatever you guys want to do, you know, when it comes to, you know, personal finances stuff, if you have money, go gamble.
Sam
It's fun.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, no, just.
Neon
Just.
Mystic Zach
If you're gonna gamble, just follow Neon.
Neon
Yeah. Or you. It's what you do for a living. I don't know.
Mystic Zach
You've been on a roll.
Neon
Yeah, that's true. Straight up. That's true.
Mystic Zach
You're on a roll.
Neon
I'm scared to give a pick this week. I don't want to mess it up.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, you. Some good mojo right now. Won a lot of people money. Giants Cowboys Story of the week. The Cowboys Wanted thriller 40:37. Is Brandon Aubrey the league's MVP.
Neon
Everyone keeps saying his name. I keep seeing on Twitter, Brandon. I'll be every. Every second, every second. But, like, people turn on kickers. Like this next season, he missed. Or next game, he missed the field goal. They're gonna be on his ass. Yeah, but he did have a great game. He saved him. I told you. I want to go to a football field and see how hard it is to kick, because I feel like it's easy.
Mystic Zach
I've kicked AT. AT&T Stadium.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
I was back a bit, maybe about 30 yarder. I kicked it through the uprights into the stands. A ball boy had to go into the stands. Like, ladder and everything. This is a true story.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
So I think it's pretty easy.
Neon
Damn. Well, yeah.
Mystic Zach
To all the kickers that missed extra points and like, 42 yarders to win the game. Like, I think I don't know how you're missing those. Like, that's your only job. Like, it's all you have to do all day to practice.
Neon
Kickers are just. It's a soft subject for me because I lost my biggest sports bet to a 100 grams.
Mystic Zach
Stupid clipper at seven.
Neon
That's a clipper, bro. My head is so fried. Oh, my God. Kicker clipper. If you guys want to clip our podcast, by the way, DM me.
Mystic Zach
Let's lock it in server.
Neon
We still have to open it, I think. But yeah, we will open it.
Mystic Zach
When will that happen?
Neon
I don't know. All right, we got to do it, though. But yeah, so I got bro with Kickers. I got such ptsd, bro. Your job is to kick the ball. How do you miss? How do you miss? I don't know.
Mystic Zach
I'm just saying. Brandon Aubrey, greatest kicker of all time.
Sam
Wow.
Mystic Zach
He's 90%. He's hit 264 plus yards. And bro, that 64 yarder would have been good from 70.
Neon
Prime Justin Tucker or prime Aubrey?
Mystic Zach
Aubrey.
Sam
Yeah. All right, bro.
Neon
It's got to be rage bait.
Mystic Zach
You have nostalgia.
Neon
Are you serious?
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
He had one crazy game, bro.
Mystic Zach
He's had two crazy seasons. He was a first team all pro.
Neon
Whatever.
Mystic Zach
Russell Wilson, when vintage Ross went nuts. Shout out to player of the week, though. James Hudson, left tackle for the New York Giants.
Neon
Amazing guy. You did a great job out there.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
You made sure to play by the rules and we're happy for you, man.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, a great technique.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
When he slapped him across the head like as he was rushing in and then when he just like caved his face into the dirt, I mean, that was great.
Neon
Speaking of the Cowboys, you know, everyone was hating on CD saying, oh, he had a game. He's going to have a terrible.
Mystic Zach
Chris Carter, the hall of Famer that we.
Neon
Chris Carter. Yes. Chris Carter. You were. You. You were hating on my mans. Look at him now. Crazy good game, bro.
Mystic Zach
He had a good game. He wasn't.
Neon
He was touchdown.
Mystic Zach
He was saying that it was just a horrific performance. It was that he would bounce back.
Neon
But the bounce back happened.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
He quit within a game. Within one.
Mystic Zach
That did happen.
Neon
So I'm happy for him. Shout out to him.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, shout out to CD George Pickens. The Cowboys certainly have offense stacks on fire, but not a lot of defense to speak of. I mean, Russ went ballistic. It was kind of comical when he threw the touchdown the neighbors like 26. I was laughing. I was like, there's no way they just let him behind the secondary.
Neon
Yeah, I mean, a lot of times he's just throwing it up and he's there. Neighbors is tough, bro. He's really good.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, but they have like a juco back end who Juco is like the div. It's like below division three.
Sam
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Neon
What's his name?
Mystic Zach
It's like, it's like a tier of school.
Neon
No, but what's the guy's name?
Mystic Zach
There's a lot of juco.
Neon
No, what's the tight ends name?
Mystic Zach
What?
Neon
I'm so confused. What are you talking about, bro?
Mystic Zach
The Cowboys secondary. Oh, is juco like. Because they're.
Neon
No, they're not.
Mystic Zach
They're so Bad at football.
Neon
That's Cap. Trayvon Diggs is tough.
Mystic Zach
Was not tough.
Neon
He had a bad game, bro. Everyone has bad games.
Mystic Zach
It's like the entire team.
Neon
It's like a bad pick or a bad stream. It happens, bro.
Mystic Zach
They let Ross in 2025, get 450.
Neon
Russ is still Russ. Russ is still great. He has targets. He has. He has people, you know? You know?
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
Trayvon Diggs.
Mystic Zach
Shout out to Wanda Robinson.
Sam
Yeah.
Neon
Damn, bro. Can we to the camera real quick? You just say shout out to Trayvon Diggs.
Mystic Zach
Shots. Trayvon Diggs, man. Shout out to you. I like you and your friends and my uncle and everything, but we got to get you back on track. You know what I mean?
Sam
He will.
Mystic Zach
You will. Chiefs, Eagles.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Another great game.
Neon
Did you enjoy watching that game?
Mystic Zach
I did not.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
I don't enjoy watching the Eagles play football.
Neon
Well, it's just. Yeah, it's. It's. They win, they win, they find a way to win.
Mystic Zach
Can't hate, but they're boring.
Sam
Yeah.
Neon
Jalen Hurts had no touchdowns, right?
Mystic Zach
No. He literally can't do anything to the air right now. And also the Tush Push is the stupidest play of all time.
Neon
Well, they're the best at it.
Mystic Zach
They're the best at it. It should have been banned. It didn't get banned by like one vote, even though 20 people voted against it. And the offensive guards are always false starting.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Every time. They don't call it.
Neon
So what do you think about the reference situation in the NFL? Who got. Who got worse refs, the NFL or the NBA?
Mystic Zach
I think probably the NBA. NBA is bad.
Sam
It's bad.
Mystic Zach
I mean, no one even. I mean, like, the NBA has lost millions of viewers at least. The NFL is like peaking, you know.
Neon
I think the NBA is peaking, bro. It's not live viewership wise. No. Oh, but you're saying live viewership wise. NFL.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
Okay, I didn't know.
Mystic Zach
I'm saying like the Finals numbers versus super bowl numbers. Like, one's going this way, one's going like. We haven't. The NBA hasn't been the same since like the Warriors Cavs days. Yeah, we're not. Unfortunately. You know, that's true. Maybe we can get there, but it's just everyone's kind of soft in the NBA.
Sam
Yeah, a little bit. Depends. Yeah.
Neon
So somewhat. Sounds like I just fared what the going to like. I don't want to get get off topic. We're going to boxing. Did you see the stats for Netflix viewership for the Jake fight compared yeah.
Mystic Zach
We gotta talk about it. So Jake versus Tyson did 108 million viewers.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Canelo Crawford did 41 million.
Neon
That's crazy.
Mystic Zach
They almost tripled him.
Neon
That's insane to think about, bro. Jake Paul in the boxing scene, he's doing 3x.
Mystic Zach
It's time to put respect on Jake's name. The biggest draw in boxing.
Neon
I mean, yeah, he has everything. He has the face. He knows how to hype up the fight. Like, just great at what he does.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. A lot of people hate on him. Say he doesn't pull the numbers. No one's pulling more numbers, period. Now it'll be really interesting. Will Jake versus Tank do more than Canelo Crawford?
Neon
I think so. I think just Tank is a huge pull, too.
Mystic Zach
So, like, even if Canelo, it'll be because you can say Tank and Crawford are about equal. And then it's like kind of like Canelo versus Shake.
Neon
You know, the thing about Tyson, though, is you're tapping into all audiences.
Zion Clark
I know.
Neon
So old and so such a og.
Mystic Zach
This is why it'll prove Jake's value.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Even more because there's no. Everyone's like, it's because of Tyson. Well, now it's like, okay, now it's Jake.
Neon
Yeah, we'll see.
Mystic Zach
That'll be interesting. We will see. Great fight.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Two of the greatest fighters of all time. I mean, just go at it. Crawford wins. Incredible performance. One of the greatest fighters of all time. 3 Greatest fighter of his generation. He has everything.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Can fight inside, outside, both stances. Has every punch you can think of. Perfect fundamentals. Just does every little thing well. Throws two. And Canelo's throwing one. Was always just one step ahead.
Sam
Yeah.
Neon
It was good to watch. I. I know. I just. Just want to put it in there. I did win my bet, too, for that, but we won't talk about that.
Mystic Zach
Did you?
Neon
Well, I said Crawford, ko. That didn't happen. But I got the name right.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, you got the name right.
Neon
So it's like half a win.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would say.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Crawford, man. Like, you got to put him. He's got to be mentioned in the same breath as your Henry Armstrong's, your Floyd Mayweathers, your Manny Pacquiao's, your Muhammad.
Neon
Ali's, like, getting this respect.
Mystic Zach
Before this, he was not. No. Was a situation where at Top Rank he wasn't allowed to get these type of fights.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
They never got him the Pacquiao fight. And since he's fought Spence and now Canelo and Madremov, it's like, man, what can't this guy do? I mean, he's won all four belts at three different weight classes.
Neon
Crazy.
Mystic Zach
140, 147 to 168. The fact he was able to jump 21 pounds and be that effective against Canelo. He was taking all his best punches. I mean, Canelo was like. He was even saying like describing the body punches. Those were tough punches.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Like stood in his face, went inside. That was crazy. Y shots. Crawford also. We have an amazing fight coming up next year.
Sam
Who?
Mystic Zach
Mike Tyson versus Floyd Mayweather. What a fight, man.
Neon
Who do you have winning that, bro? Like, how do you even bet on that? I know, like, you're one of the best gamblers. Best.
Mystic Zach
There's no way they're gonna have like a declared winner, right.
Neon
I think it's just gonna end in a draw.
Mystic Zach
They're just gonna run around the ring, right? Like it's gonna be like acting kind of.
Neon
No, I feel like they're gonna try. Like they have so much time to lock in and focus. But who wins that?
Mystic Zach
I don't know.
Neon
So confusing the bet on.
Mystic Zach
It's so confusing. Between the ages and the sizes and the. It's very confusing fight. I don't understand.
Neon
I think that's something you stay away from.
Mystic Zach
I think it's the final meme fight I got. It's like kind of like the, you know, like the Thanos Infinity Stones. Yeah, that's like the. I think once you do Mike Tyson versus Floyd Mayweather, I don't think you can do these type of fights anymore.
Neon
It's gonna sell though.
Mystic Zach
They're gonna make money, I'm sure. I mean, Jake versus Tank. We're getting close to like peak Circus.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
But once we Mayweather. We're there, we're there.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Who's everyone's gonna watch Jake first. Tank. Because what's gonna happen? But it is. I mean, I'll. Jake. No, it's a circus.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
I mean, you have a guy who's 5 foot 435 pounds against a 6 foot 200 pounder. Right. But that's what makes it fun too, right? Like what's gonna happen? I mean, I had someone tell me today, like tanks and knock him out. I'm like, what?
Neon
I got Jake in that, bro. What are the odds set at Tanks favored? That's crazy.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. My book. You had to let us bet like on double. We were trying to bet like 50 hundred K. Who's we? You fuck. We spoke about it. You're gonna liquidate some things and put it on the fight, right?
Neon
I'll bet like, 2K. 3K.
Sam
No.
Neon
If I'm feeling good.
Sam
5.
Neon
No, that's all you, bro.
Mystic Zach
No, it's all you.
Neon
Look at your fit, bro.
Mystic Zach
No, I already. I. I said we're committed to it as a team.
Neon
Okay. I'll match you.
Mystic Zach
Thank you, bro.
Neon
I'll match you. You know, let's. Let's get it set up.
Mystic Zach
Thank you.
Neon
Give us the best odds possible. And then if we lose, give us half our money back, right?
Mystic Zach
Yeah. If we lose, just, like, let us keep the money.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Thanks.
Neon
We're working together. We're friends.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. We love my bookie. Thank you. Yay. Shout out to my bookie. Monday football. Geno Smith. Disaster from the start, bro.
Neon
I know, and it sucks. I thought he was gonna go so crazy this season, and it's still so. You know, it's so early, but it was a really bad game.
Sam
Really?
Mystic Zach
It was rough. I mean, when he threw the pick on the first play, we were like, man, we're in for a rough night.
Neon
I thought, he's gonna bounce back from that. But then it didn't.
Mystic Zach
He threw two more.
Sam
Yeah. Yeah.
Mystic Zach
And I love Geno. Like, I don't like to speak, like.
Neon
Crazy story, amazing person. He had a big contract, right? Going to the.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, he's a pretty. Pretty, pretty good contract.
Sam
Yeah.
Neon
So it's tough.
Mystic Zach
Shout out to Ashton Genti. We'd love to have you on the show.
Neon
Facts, facts. So I don't want to say his name. He's on the Giants running back Scatterboat. Yes.
Mystic Zach
Yes.
Neon
That guy's a beast. Bro. Bro.
Mystic Zach
Shout out to Scatterboat. Everyone said when he got to the NFL, he wouldn't be able to do.
Neon
He's on my fantasy team for. He's trucking motherfuckers.
Mystic Zach
Pushing them, bro, because he's a slow white guy. They said he couldn't do anything. Guess what?
Neon
He's translating.
Sam
Well, he.
Mystic Zach
He's him right now, bro.
Neon
You think he's having a better season than Genti?
Mystic Zach
I wouldn't go that far. I think Genti is better than the box score. KT's breaking a lot of tackles. He's doing some great things running the ball, but it just hasn't reflected yet. I think it will, though.
Neon
What do you think about Cam Ward so far?
Sam
I.
Mystic Zach
He makes some incredible plays. I think once he can put it all together, he'll be.
Neon
It's so soothing to watch his game. Like, he's. The way he plays is just so.
Sam
I Don't know, bro. Yeah.
Mystic Zach
I mean, I don't know if he's as good as Shador, but.
Neon
Yeah, bro, I want to see Shador play. I want to see him get some minutes.
Mystic Zach
I was kidding. But I do want to see Shador play.
Neon
Shador is good.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Sam
Shador is great.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, he's great.
Neon
He's great.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Other Monday night game, Baker Mayfield pulls it off again. Maybe the most underpaid player in the NFL.
Sam
Nah.
Mystic Zach
He's making half as much as the top quarterbacks. And this guy consistently does it.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Who do you Trust more with two minutes left in Baker right now?
Sam
C.J.
Neon
Stroud.
Mystic Zach
But he's got ice in his face. C.J. stroud. We just. We literally saw it transpire.
Neon
I just got assigned rookie card from CJ Stroud, so I'm, like, actually hoping he.
Mystic Zach
But we literally watch Baker vs. Shroud in a close game.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
And Baker went on 80 yard.
Neon
Who do you think has a better team around them?
Mystic Zach
I mean, it's, It's. It might be Shroud. He just doesn't have an offensive line.
Neon
I don't know, bro.
Mystic Zach
They have school positions.
Neon
The way I look at it, bro. Wide receiver wise, bro. He threw that dot to Nico Collins. Did he even pass the ball after that?
Mystic Zach
Did he get the ball?
Zion Clark
No.
Mystic Zach
Like, what happened after that?
Neon
I just. I don't know what's happening.
Mystic Zach
They used to feed Nico.
Neon
We need Tank Dell back. Tank Dell's a beast, bro. We need him back. I think. Who do we just pick up that's injured Shark?
Sam
I think.
Mystic Zach
Kirk.
Neon
Kirk Christian.
Sam
Kirk.
Neon
He's out right now.
Mystic Zach
He's out. Yep.
Neon
So I don't know.
Mystic Zach
Higgins would look good.
Neon
Yeah, man. How's that? We're going to dream about it. How do we get that?
Mystic Zach
Yeah. I don't know. So interesting. Interesting. Down bad. Owen 2.
Neon
And there's a stat I saw on Twitter, I said, like, 11 of teams that go.02 around there don't make the playoffs.
Sam
No.
Neon
Or make the playoffs.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
So we're.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, you're cooked.
Neon
But you know what? It's okay. And the Colts are 2. 0, so. Yeah, it's been a good season. I'm one of the NBA Rockets, so we'll be right.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Just give up on the NFL.
Neon
How's your team doing?
Mystic Zach
How was my team doing? The Dallas Cowboys.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
And you know, we got a game coming up this week against the Bears. I think we should break that down in the betting part.
Sam
Okay. Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Lions, 52 points. Hung him on Ben Johnson.
Neon
I Wanted to get Jared Goff so bad in my fantasy team. My chat was like, no, don't get him. He's throwing straight dots, bro.
Mystic Zach
He's always underrated, bro.
Neon
Right.
Mystic Zach
No one ever thinks about Jared Goff at all until they get in the game and they're up, and Dan Campbell just keeps throwing the ball.
Neon
I got a question for you for fantasy. Any advice? So I have Stroud, right? And I'm biased a little bit. I have Stroud and I have Herbert.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
Who do I start?
Mystic Zach
Herbert. Oh, no, he's playing Denver this week, so not Herbert. Oh, dude, Denver's tough matchup. Yeah, you might got to go with, like, Drake May. Is he on the waiver wire?
Sam
Probably.
Mystic Zach
You might get creative here.
Neon
Get creative.
Sam
Shit.
Mystic Zach
You might have to start doing some trades.
Neon
Yeah, bro.
Mystic Zach
What's your record?
Neon
My record? I'm one and one.
Mystic Zach
Okay. You might have to trade some people.
Neon
Yeah, it's looking, you know, Brian Thomas, like. It's just.
Mystic Zach
I have Brian Thomas, too.
Neon
My team's just looking.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, Brian Thomas. We got to get your confidence up, bro.
Neon
What's. What's happening there?
Mystic Zach
He can't catch the ball. He's scared to get hit. It's bad. I think he hates the quarterback.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
I don't know if Trevor Lawrence, like, slept with his girl. He hates Trevor Lawrence, bro.
Neon
He just does not like him, bro. What do you think about Trevor Lawrence as a quarterback?
Mystic Zach
I always thought he was good, but I. I think I'm just, like, biased because he looks good and throws good, but he's not good.
Neon
Looks good.
Mystic Zach
I think he's 6 foot 6. He's got the hair. He's, like, a little majestic, and. And he's got a great arm. He's live, but he starts throwing the ball, and he's throwing picks, and he's, like, trying to murder guys. I mean, he might hate Brian. I don't know who. I don't know if Brian Thomas hates him more or he hates Brian Thomas more.
Neon
Looking at the game, you don't know.
Mystic Zach
You can't tell because he literally will throw the ball. Like, where he's just right into the safety. Like. Like, literally trying to take his head off.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Like he has a family, you know? Yo, Paid Manning was the king of that, though, of doing that, of just killing people.
Sam
Yeah.
Zion Clark
Literally.
Neon
Look at him now. Look at it. Look at it. Look at his resume, bro.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, bro, it worked out. Manning.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
I mean, he had to get a couple bodies along the way, but it all worked out.
Sam
It did.
Neon
As long as you make it the top, it don't matter.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, let's make it the top. Doesn't matter. He just gave a couple guys ct, you know what I'm saying?
Neon
Who do you think is the most CT out of any Antonio Brown? NFL players get really mad when we talk about their cte. I'm done.
Mystic Zach
Antonio Brown doesn't.
Neon
I made a CTE joke in front of Tyreek Hill. I think got pissed.
Mystic Zach
Oh, yeah, that wouldn't be good against him.
Sam
Yeah, I wouldn't do that. So.
Neon
Yeah, but Antonio Brown, I think he's still. He's not even in the US Anymore, Right.
Mystic Zach
He's on the run.
Neon
I saw him, he was, like, at, like, bitcoin mines and he's living his life. Hey, shout out to ab, bro. Keep running, bro. They can't find you.
Mystic Zach
CTE King.
Neon
Yeah, I love him, though. Such a bro. It's just like, he's so random. You don't know what's going to come out of his mouth. Oh, that sounds so bad. Yo, Yo.
Mystic Zach
But yeah, yeah, I. I interviewed him, my podcast. He showed up five hours late with smoothies.
Neon
Oh, shit. Oh, you had a bad experience with him. I forgot.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. And then he was in his Lambo for like an hour, just, like, drinking a smoothie.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
And then he came in. I was like, yo, like, what's your diet like? He was like, you need to pay for info like that.
Sam
I'm like, damn.
Mystic Zach
He had a pinky ring. And then I ran into him. Yo, imagine this. I'm in the tunnel at the Heat game. Yeah, it's me, Antonio Brown, Floyd Mayweather and Jadakiss.
Neon
Oh, wow.
Mystic Zach
There's a picture of it.
Neon
Okay.
Mystic Zach
What a link up.
Neon
Heat versus Pistons game of the year.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, Just me, Floyd, ab. And I'm looking at Floyd. I'm looking at, like, how did I get here? Like, how are you guys best friends? And why am I here? And how did this happen? Yeah, yeah, it was interesting. Floyd just kept talking about he was the best. That's why I never lost. I'm 50 0. Like to, like, little kids. Oh, my God, they're like 8 years old.
Neon
That sounds like Floyd. A little bit.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. No, I. You know, when you go 50, you know, you kind of say whatever you want.
Neon
That's true.
Mystic Zach
I might act the same if I was 15. Oh. You know, I was the best ever.
Sam
I would.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Saudi Arabia Football League. Speaking of the best ever, Tom Brady coming out of retirement. The question everyone wants to know, are you gonna come out of your football retirement to Catch passes from Tom Brady.
Neon
For everyone asking, I wanted. How do we get in that? Is that like, is. Are any, like, streamers or anyone involved in that?
Mystic Zach
I think we should be allowed to play.
Neon
How do we do that? Is it like a serious league?
Mystic Zach
It is. So Christian McCaffrey's in the CD, lamb's in it. Tom Brady's in it.
Neon
They're getting paid bad. We might have a Saudi money, bro.
Mystic Zach
Might have a difficult time covering them. But maybe we can report.
Neon
I'm down to be a waterboy.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, maybe we just report about it on the sidelines.
Sam
Okay.
Mystic Zach
Double coverage. Live halftime show.
Neon
Ooh, that'd be fire.
Mystic Zach
How fire would that be, though, to, like, bring them a Gen Z audience, you know what I'm saying?
Neon
That'd be cool.
Mystic Zach
Like. Like halftime. They come to us in the booth and, like, it's not a serious interview, but we mix in the stats and things. But we also have fun with it.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
You know, so it's not so boring. Like, I was like, the Canelo Crawford broadcast, like, all these old boring guys. Like, why are they still on the air? Yeah, like, who wants to see Jim Gray?
Neon
I saw Max Kelman was, like, freezing up a little towards the end. He didn't know what to say.
Mystic Zach
I don't know. I shout out to Max, man, he was freezing up a bit. I've never personally frozen up like that. I don't know. But.
Neon
All right. But it's a little different, though. Like, when all the lights are on, you. You're reporting the biggest thing. I would be scared, bro. I think I'll do good.
Mystic Zach
I think. I think you do good. I think you do better.
Sam
Yeah. Yeah.
Mystic Zach
I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. My friends were saying. I didn't say. I don't want to say that on camera, but what. I just. I'm trying. We're not trying to get our advertising cut off, you know.
Neon
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mystic Zach
Shout out to Jim Gray and Max Tillerman. That's what we want to see in 2025.
Sam
Facts.
Mystic Zach
No, it's a shame because Antonio Tarver is great. He was doing the post fight stuff.
Neon
He's great.
Mystic Zach
I think even, like, our guy BJ would be so much better.
Neon
Facts.
Mystic Zach
He's actually a great commentator.
Neon
Yeah. Great energy.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, yeah, he has great energy and speaks on the sport really well. I just don't know why, like, so boxing was done like Showtime axes it out. HBO axes it out. And then we're trying to bring it back and we bring Back the same people. Does that make any sense?
Sam
Probably not.
Mystic Zach
Probably not.
Neon
But I think, like, people are starting to realize, you know, the game's changing. It's a lot different now, so just gotta wait for it to happen.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, I mean, we see the streamer.
Neon
Renaissance that we're going through, but, like, that's another thing. Like, streaming is getting really oversaturated.
Sam
It is.
Neon
And, like, now, like, you see all the streamers and they're talking about why they don't stream and, like, how the chats are, like, if you're not doing this crazy, you're boring. We don't want to watch you. And, like, the level is just, like, the standard keeps getting higher and higher. And, like, it's just stressful trying to compete with it because you got to, like, at the end of the day, it's all. It all is a competition. You got to be better than the next streamer. You got to be better than them. So it's hard. But, yeah, the streaming game is just, like, it's in a weird, scary space, bro, because everyone's trying to do it now. Marketing money's getting poured into streaming. Crazy money that, like, our billboards today.
Mystic Zach
And then Kai has his billboards, and I'm sure Speed had a billboard. Like, it's crazy.
Sam
Yeah.
Neon
But, yeah, streaming's in a really weird spot.
Mystic Zach
So podcasting blowing up, too, in the same way. Like, every billboard is about a streamer or a podcast.
Neon
So, like, you think podcasting is oversaturated now?
Mystic Zach
I don't see. I think it is, but you have to find your own lane. Like, us being Gen Z and sports and having, like, actual info and not just saying dumb stuff is like, I think it's secret sauce that no one else is doing.
Neon
Yeah, right.
Mystic Zach
Like, I would say we're closest to, like, a Pat McAfee dynamic. We're also young and bring that streaming culture stuff in, you know, we're like, young people can watch us and their parents.
Sam
That's true.
Mystic Zach
That's why we're different.
Neon
You look at me. Are you looking at me like that, bro?
Mystic Zach
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Zion Clark
Not leaving.
Mystic Zach
Give you a little hint as the most accurate sports handicapper in the world. I like the packers this week against the Browns. Yo, yo, yo. We are now joined by Baltimore Ravens wide receiver, Mr. Rashad Bateman. What's cracking?
Rashad Bateman
Not much, bro. How y' all doing? I appreciate y' all having me on here.
Neon
Yes, sir. What's cracking? I haven't heard that line in a minute.
Sam
Holy cracking.
Neon
This is your guy right N what's cracking? We were supposed to link up in la, bro. Bro, so much going on. I know you're busy in your season. The Ravens are going crazy. That's one thing I will say, you guys, you know, I am a Texans fan. You guys, you know, did on us. But yeah, you know, I with you. So for show.
Rashad Bateman
For show. That's love. I appreciate it.
Sam
Hell yeah.
Mystic Zach
How are you feeling a couple weeks into the season? I coming in the season I picked, the Ravens win the Super Bowl. Obviously you guys have a stack squad, but it seems like there's definitely a chip on your guys shoulder.
Rashad Bateman
No, man, I feel good. I feel like the team is hungry, bro. You know, we got a lot of great players on the team. You know, we got a lot of superstars playing with a hot like a lot of, you know what I'm saying, like hall of Fame caliber players. So definitely, you know what I'm saying, chip on our shoulder with the seasons, you know, ending how they did. So you know, the boys just trying to stay on track right now, 100%.
Neon
What do y' all think is your biggest competition? Like to win it all our damn sales for sure.
Rashad Bateman
Ourselves mad if one beat ourselves then, you know what I'm saying? I definitely feel like we win every game, but we got to go out there and do it every week.
Mystic Zach
You guys have so many dogs on defense. How much better do those guys make you in practice? Like your Kyle Hamiltons who might be the best player in the league.
Rashad Bateman
I mean, bro, it goes a long way being able to practice those guys, you know, being in training camp, you know, iron sharpens iron, they say so, you know, being able to go against a Marlin, you know, Jair, the defense that the Ravens always have, you go get better every time you line up against a man. So it's definitely going to help us out in the long run, you know, being able to face that talent, you know, every single day.
Mystic Zach
How does this team compare to the past Ravens team? Do you think this is the best One yet?
Rashad Bateman
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would say so. I mean, they all, you know, got their pros and cons, they neck and neck, but I would definitely say, you know, this team right here, we stack for sure. I'll definitely say, you know, both sides of the ball, you know, especially teams, too, man. We got a lot of young guys, you know, that can ball, you know, for show, too.
Neon
I know you're hella busy in the season, you know, obviously, like, you know, training the games and stuff. What are you doing when you're not doing anything NFL related.
Sam
Bro?
Rashad Bateman
When I'm in the season, I'm always on something I feel related. So, honestly, it's. It's football and sleep here, but, yeah.
Neon
It'S like me streaming and sleep.
Mystic Zach
No, 2K.
Rashad Bateman
Yeah. No, I don't play video games, bro. So I've been trying to get into it, but I just can't, man. I just can't, bro.
Neon
Did you used to play as a kid or. Not really.
Rashad Bateman
No, not really.
Neon
Hard.
Sam
Yeah.
Rashad Bateman
Yeah. I feel like I'm. I'm past that. Past that range right now.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
What about your teammates? Are they gaming?
Rashad Bateman
No, we got a lot of teammates that game for sure. The boys, we on call of duty, man, 2K, all that.
Neon
What teammate are you closest to now? You would say.
Rashad Bateman
That was hard to say. I would say Zay, but, you know, I think this team do a good job of, you know, team bonding. The guys are pretty close. Feel like a college team. The word is you don't get that a lot, you know, in NFL, so, you know, I cherish that. You know, all the guys here, cool the energy, cool the vibe. You know, saying the vibe is always there when it comes to, you know, the players and relationships here. So it's easy to go out there and play for one another like that.
Mystic Zach
You've gone against the best of the best across the league. Who's the toughest corner to match up with in the NFL?
Rashad Bateman
I mean, honestly, to me, so far, man, I would say. I would say Marlon Humphrey. I mean, I go against him every day. It's hard for me to just, you know, say another guy on another team because I'm going against those guys every day. I know Marlon. I know he capable of his history speaks for itself. His game today speaks for itself. So I got to go him. I got to go 44.
Neon
Weird question, but after you. After you finish your game, what do you eat? Type of foodie Bean?
Rashad Bateman
It depends. Usually it's tequila, but, you know, usually we win and then we celebrate. No win. And you know what I'm saying? Take a little shot. But I gotta get McDonald's, man. I gotta get the. The Chad Ocho Cinco.
Neon
For real?
Sam
For real.
Rashad Bateman
Yeah, bro. I'm a McDonald's baby on McDonald's kid. I probably would go there or in Baltimore. It's this place called hip hop. I go there a lot, too, so.
Neon
I stopped eating McDonald's, bro. It's so good, but it's so bad for you, bro.
Sam
But, yeah.
Neon
What are you putting in there, bro?
Mystic Zach
He's on the tequila McDonald's diet. He's playing in the NFL.
Sam
It's crazy. Yeah, bro.
Rashad Bateman
Y' all get in while you. Y', all, man.
Neon
It's got to be jeans, bro. You got to do. Yeah, if I did that, I'll be.
Sam
Bro.
Rashad Bateman
You think so?
Neon
Should. I know so, bro. If I take my hoodie off, I'm fat as.
Sam
Now he capping.
Rashad Bateman
He lying.
Neon
I swear to God. When we link. When we link, it's like. It's, like, weird. No, no, it's like. It's weird through the. Through the scre. I'll show you my physique again. It's getting bad, bro.
Rashad Bateman
Hey, tighten up, bro.
Sam
I gotta.
Neon
I gotta lock in.
Rashad Bateman
Tighten up.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
When you're watching film, who are some receivers you're looking at to kind of help your game?
Rashad Bateman
I would say devonte Adams, for sure. You know, Justin Jefferson, those Twitter, you know, I'm saying main guys that I look at and watch for, you know, details of the game, you know, saying what they do to implement in mind, you know, saying since I've been in the league, those been two guys. It's always excelled and been, you know, elite at what they do. So I would say. I would say them, too.
Neon
Who do you think is the most underrated team right now this season, other than yourselves? I just. I know, like, you're not gonna say anyone, but, like, genuinely, like, watching, like, who do you think is, like, just really underrated and not getting any spotlight?
Rashad Bateman
Oh, no. I feel like the team that get the hype kind of deserves the hype for show. And usually the teams that don't get talked about, they ain't that good for real. At least not that year. Yeah, everybody talking about right now, they pretty. They're pretty decent. But I think the Rams are a sleeper team. You know what I'm saying?
Mystic Zach
They were my sleep, so I picked you guys to win the super bowl, but they were my sleeper super bowl pick.
Rashad Bateman
Neon, who you got winning Superville?
Neon
The Texans, bro. I'M from Houston. I'm a diehard Texas fan. Oh, and two, bro, I feel like, bro, I don't even like watching football anymore.
Mystic Zach
You picked against him, though. It was kind of tough.
Neon
Yeah. No, bro, The Rams beat us, the Bucks beat us.
Sam
It was close.
Neon
Like, we got no O line. Like, it's just so stressful watching, bro. It's like, man, like, how do you keep losing? It's so close. I love the Ravens, though, man. Shout out to Baltimore.
Rashad Bateman
No, you good, bro. Come on in this side. You know what I'm saying? We'll. We'll get the job done.
Neon
I gotta pull up to the game, bro. Is there any way to, like, stream a game? Is that possible?
Rashad Bateman
I would definitely say you can get it done for sure. You know what I'm saying? We could pull some strings. We'll figure it out.
Mystic Zach
Baltimore, he's Lamar Jackson's best friend from Broward.
Sam
Oh.
Mystic Zach
Kodak's like the Ravens mascot at this.
Neon
I'll let you have to set that up, though.
Rashad Bateman
That's crazy.
Mystic Zach
I think of the Ravens, I think of Lamar, and I think a Kodak angle.
Rashad Bateman
I do, too. That's valid.
Mystic Zach
Speaking of Lamar, you've got the honor to play with maybe the most dynamic quarterback to ever play the game. How special. Sorry? How quickly did you realize how special Lamar was on the practice field? Because this guy is unlike anything else we've ever seen.
Rashad Bateman
I mean, I ain't really have to, like, sit on the practice field. I mean, I grew up watching Lamar play at Louisville and all of that type of stuff. So I would definitely say just seeing him doing it in person, it's a different feel seeing him doing, you know, saying live action, you know, right there in front of your face. So I would definitely say, man, it's cool to see, man. Obviously hall of Fame caliber player, mvp. You know what I'm saying? So. But back in the day, I mean, that was the younger version, Michael Vick, and that's ours today. So, I mean, looking at it now, bro, that dude go have a hell of a career. I'm just excited to be a part of it so far.
Sam
Hell, yeah.
Mystic Zach
Do you think he gets underrated as a passer? Almost. Because everyone talks about the rushing ability, but the velocity peaks able to put on the ball is unbelievable.
Rashad Bateman
I mean, he get. I think he get. I think he get, you know, saying underappreciated as a quarterback, you know what I'm saying? In general, bro's done a lot, throwing up all in and rushing the ball. So it's hard to, you know, really say what he's good at and what he's not good at, but, you know, based on the things he's done, the numbers he's put up, the tape, you know, he continues to get better every single year. You know what I'm saying? Speak for it speaks for itself. So hopefully, bro, get him a ring soon.
Neon
I'll be looking out for. I'm excited, bro. Y' all got some big things coming.
Rashad Bateman
Nah, bro, we just gotta. We just gotta put it all together, make sure everything clicked, man. We'll be well on our way.
Sam
100.
Neon
I appreciate you, bro. Thank you for. For coming on. I'm gonna text you, set up a stream, whatever. Figure it out.
Rashad Bateman
Yeah, bro. Hit me up, bro. We can set some up. Come up here. Streaming game.
Neon
I gotta see a game, bro. Like, are the Baltimore fans crazy? Like, do they get. Do they get active?
Rashad Bateman
No, the fans here, not the fans here. Lit. I ain't gonna lie. Like. Like the atmosphere here. Like, they care about the team here. Yeah, like, for sure. Like, this a football town, bro.
Sam
Hell yeah. I bet.
Neon
Well, I'll see you soon, bro.
Rashad Bateman
Well, yeah, bro. Appreciate y' all having me, man. Yup, of course. I appreciate it.
Neon
I love, brother.
Mystic Zach
What's up, guys? Welcome back to double coverage. Today we're joined by a special guest moderator, professional fighter, and motivational speaker, Mr. Zion Clark.
Zion Clark
What's up, baby?
Mystic Zach
What's up, bro?
Neon
How are you doing, bro?
Zion Clark
Absolutely.
Mystic Zach
Appreciate you. You got some betting questions for us?
Zion Clark
Absolutely. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna. I'm gonna start with you.
Mystic Zach
All right.
Zion Clark
All right, Zach, so who do you got in the Rams versus Eagles? All right. Philly is at minus 3.5 and a total of 44.5. Who do you got, man?
Mystic Zach
Phillies at minus three and a half. The Toes at 44 and a half. The Rams are my sleeper super bowl team. You got to remember that. But I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take a page out of your playbook. I'm gonna go with Philly. I like that. Here. I'm not going to touch the spread. You did it last week, the Packers. It was mad smart. You won a lot of people money. I'm going to. I'm going to copy you.
Neon
I would go minus two and a half.
Mystic Zach
You're going to buy the alt line?
Neon
Yeah, I think, bro. The Eagles. There's no way, bro. The Eagles are too good. Like, Jalen hurts. Probably going to bounce back this next game, in my opinion. We'll see what happens. Saquon obviously. Saquon. Saquon Defense is doing well.
Mystic Zach
They seem to excel in these close type games where they just find a way to win.
Neon
So Philly's at home too, right?
Mystic Zach
Yeah, yeah, Philly's at home. I mean, Philly's tough. I don't. You know, Rams started off two zero, Phillies two zero.
Neon
I'm surprised.
Sam
You really, you really got. Okay.
Neon
Well, I don't know. You usually take the point, so I'm surprised.
Mystic Zach
I just. I just wanted to be like you.
Sam
Damn, man.
Neon
You know, after seeing me win some picks.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, I just, you know, trying to get in your level.
Neon
All right, what's next?
Zion Clark
All right, this one will be for you, bro. Okay, so in the packers and the Browns, you got the packers at minus 7.5.
Sam
Yeah.
Zion Clark
And you got the total of 41.5. Who you got?
Neon
That's tough. The Browns are. You're a Cleveland fan, right?
Mystic Zach
You can talk your shit. Go ahead.
Neon
The Browns are amazing, man.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, they're great.
Sam
They're having a bad season.
Neon
Joe Facko's not playing well either. Like I, I would take. I would just take all the alt lines. Minus six and a half. I just hate over like that certain number. It's just I always lose.
Sam
I always get fucked.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, I think this is the easiest pick of the week. This was my lock of the week. I got a Packers over teaser. So packers minus one and a half over 35 and a half. That'll happen for sure. They're going to score a combined over 35 and a half and the packers are going to win by more than.
Sam
One and a half.
Zion Clark
Okay, well, I want to say I love my Browns, but like you were, it probably makes more sense to bet against them every time that they play every season. So go.
Neon
You ever been to a bounds game?
Zion Clark
I've been to more than one. I've been to about 50 to 100 browns.
Neon
Who's your favorite Browns player of all time?
Zion Clark
Favorite Browns player of all time. Ooh, I would say in the last, at least last year, five years, I would say Kareem Hunt. I just like how he plays.
Mystic Zach
Shout out to Kareem Hunt. I like.
Zion Clark
No, that's my boy.
Mystic Zach
No, nobody asked. But my favorite player, Brandon Weeden.
Zion Clark
Brandon. Yeah.
Mystic Zach
What a good pick.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
The 28 year old quarterback in round one. Dude, the Browns just.
Neon
Where is he now?
Mystic Zach
Yeah, they do such a good job drafting.
Neon
Where's he now?
Zion Clark
Dude, the Browns.
Mystic Zach
Antarctica? I don't know. Shout out to Brandon Weeden. Shout out to Justin Gilbert. Johnny, manziel, I'm trying to say that one, too. Kim Couch.
Neon
God damn.
Sam
Okay. Bring him.
Mystic Zach
You're giving me ptsd. No, you guys are great, man. Wow. Browns are so good.
Neon
Front office is not there.
Sam
Yeah.
Zion Clark
Hey, listen, they can talk as much as they want. I love my brownies.
Mystic Zach
Come on.
Sam
But.
Mystic Zach
Come on. At least your brown, Garrett. I believe in y'.
Sam
All. Wow.
Zion Clark
Straight to the dog.
Mystic Zach
No, they're great.
Zion Clark
Every year. I believe in y'. All. And listen, if we made the playoff once, we can do it a second time.
Mystic Zach
Joe Flacco in 20, 25.
Neon
In how many years?
Zion Clark
Let's say about 75. Let's not. Let's make it another five.
Mystic Zach
Never been great franchise.
Sam
Great. Yeah.
Zion Clark
Yeah.
Sam
Yeah.
Zion Clark
All right, my next question. So this is for both y', all, though. Do you think you guys could take me one on one, or do you think you guys have to run two against one to beat me in a fight?
Mystic Zach
What do you think?
Neon
How much do you bench?
Zion Clark
How much do I bench? About 450.
Sam
Yeah, I'm good.
Zion Clark
Well, I'm gonna throw you out the window first, and I'll pop your head like a cherry. You know what I'm saying? But if you guys want to do ones, I'll be nice about it. Unless you guys get, like, two or three hits in before I start turning the gas up. Every hit that you guys get, I turn up another 25% just so you guys get a real feel.
Mystic Zach
You bench 450?
Neon
Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that one. Just cuz, like, I just, you know, we're friends and shit. Yeah.
Zion Clark
But, like, what's the thing about homies?
Mystic Zach
Homies get down with each other.
Zion Clark
That builds up.
Mystic Zach
I don't wanna. Yeah.
Neon
Zach goes to the gym.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I got it. Yeah. I would love to wrestle, set it up. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah.
Neon
Me go get my.
Mystic Zach
Let me go get my gloves. You're not grabbing me.
Zion Clark
Why not?
Sam
Yeah. No.
Mystic Zach
Hell, no.
Zion Clark
But. All right, now back. Back to. The. Back to. Back to what we were talking about. So, in the battle of the 03 teams, the Chiefs and Giants, who do you guys have? KC's got a minus 6.5 and a total of 40, 45.5. Who do you got?
Neon
I got the Chiefs blowing them out. I think they're gonna do it. Like, they're just. They're not playing well at all. Like, they're having a bad season. I think they got it, bro.
Mystic Zach
I agree with you. Chiefs gonna be hungry. 02 start a lot of talk. Starting A lot of rumblings. The Giants offense was electric, though. Yeah, they were. They were on fire.
Neon
I think it's where they get stopped, though.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, I think it's where they get stopped, too. Maybe we, like. We buy the line down a little bit.
Neon
What are you thinking?
Mystic Zach
Like, maybe we buy it down to, like, four.
Sam
Okay.
Mystic Zach
Be a little bit safer, but. Yeah, I agree with you. I got the Chiefs.
Zion Clark
Nice. Nice. So now we got Monday Night Football. You got the Lions at the. At the Ravens with Baltimore at minus 4.5 with a total of 52.5.
Mystic Zach
That's such a good game. Wow, what a matchup that is. But Baltimore has Detroit's number. Yeah, they do. They have their number. They've beat them down in the past. I think the Lions like, all their cute stuff, all their gadgety stuff just kind of goes out the window when they play Baltimore. They can't really contain Lamar. Derek got contained against the Browns. I don't think that happens again. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Baltimore here.
Neon
Moneyline.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
I think I'll take Lions points.
Mystic Zach
Lions points.
Neon
I don't know, bro. Jared Goff's looking crazy, bro. I'm gonna take Lions points. I'm genuinely curious. I want to bet on this. I'm gonna bet this week. I'm gonna put my money up. Let's see if I win.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, we're gonna bet on my bookie this week. We're gonna. We're gonna have slips. We're gonna post on the double coverage account. Jared Goff has been good. He's. I mean, they're cooking.
Sam
They are.
Mystic Zach
Monroe, three touchdowns. I mean, they're cooking.
Sam
Let's see what happens. See what's happened.
Mystic Zach
Zion, we appreciate you for stopping through.
Zion Clark
Y' all cool as hell, bro.
Neon
Real one, man.
Zion Clark
Absolutely, man.
Neon
Let's see how your Browns do this week, huh?
Zion Clark
Hey, listen, good or bad? We still. Cleveland Browns, bro.
Sam
Come on.
Neon
I mean, against the team, if they're good or bad.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Zion Clark
Hey, we got one of the biggest.
Mystic Zach
Browns are good, man.
Zion Clark
We got one of the biggest fan bases.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Shout out to the Browns.
Zion Clark
We have a real fan base because there's a year we went 15 and 1, and that stadium was still packed every game.
Mystic Zach
So come on, 1 and 15. Yeah.
Zion Clark
No, that's what I meant.
Mystic Zach
1 in 15, you definitely go 15.
Zion Clark
1.
Neon
The other year we did go.
Sam
We did go.
Mystic Zach
What was that? The alternate universe where they're actually good.
Zion Clark
What was the year we went to the playoffs? We went. What was that record? Yeah, I think we were like 10. We were like 10.
Mystic Zach
Maybe 10. Six. Yeah, that was.
Zion Clark
That was a good year. But I'm talking about one good year. When. A year when we're 1 and 15 and the stadium is still full after losing at least 13 times in a row and the stadium still packed.
Sam
Come on.
Mystic Zach
We the Browns. That's true.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
I would have. I would have. Cleveland shows out whether win, lose or draw.
Zion Clark
Rain, rain, sleet or snow, let me tell you.
Mystic Zach
Shout out. Thank you, Cleveland. Let's go, Neon. Before we close out, we do a customary drip check. We're in New York, so I put the New York drip on. Shout out to lt Lawrence Taylor, greatest defender of all time. You know what I'm saying? Had to rock the jersey. And then I got the timberland af1s. You know how to. I've never seen New Yorked out. Yeah, these are tough. Shout out. I kind of combined my swag with the New York swag.
Sam
Yeah.
Neon
When did those drop?
Mystic Zach
They're exclusive.
Neon
I didn't know they were Timberland.
Sam
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
So my cousin's an executive at Nike.
Sam
Okay.
Mystic Zach
You know, we control Hollywood and the weather. We also control fashion. So they hooked it up, got me the shoes. These jeans, one of three cotton at Complex Con, I think, asap. Rocky and Offset have the other two pairs.
Neon
Oh, shit.
Zion Clark
That's pretty hard.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, but I wear them more often.
Sam
Cool. Hell, yeah. Shout out.
Mystic Zach
Thank you for coming on, Zion.
Zion Clark
We appreciate you. Y' all cool, bro.
Sam
Hell, yeah.
Mystic Zach
Episode three of Double Covers.
Neon
Appreciate you for watching. God bless.
Zion Clark
Yes, sir.
Date: September 18, 2025
Hosts: N3on & Mystic Zach
Special Guests: Rashod Bateman (Baltimore Ravens WR), Zion Clark (Pro Fighter/Motivational Speaker)
This lively episode centers on the hosts’ signature blend of sports debate, hot takes, and locker room humor, live from New York. N3on & Mystic Zach recap dramatic recent NFL moments (especially the state of kickers), dive deep on the legendary Terence Crawford’s impact on boxing, and welcome Ravens WR Rashod Bateman for candid locker-room talk about the NFL grind. Later, pro fighter Zion Clark joins for betting breakdowns, jokes, and epic Browns suffering.
The episode collides sports banter, honest athlete insight, and influencer era media commentary.
"Listen to Me, I'm one of the best sports bettors out there. Listen to what I say. My picks always do hit. Actually, I'm one for one." — N3on [01:48]
"To all the kickers that missed extra points and, like, 42 yarders to win the game... How are you missing those? Like, that's your only job." — Mystic Zach [03:26]
"I got such PTSD, bro. Your job is to kick the ball. How do you miss?" — N3on [03:51]
"It's time to put respect on Jake's name. The biggest draw in boxing." — Mystic Zach [07:58]
“Crawford, man...he's got to be mentioned in the same breath as your Henry Armstrong's, your Floyd Mayweathers, your Manny Pacquiaos, your Muhammad Ali's.” — Mystic Zach [09:23]
“I think once you do Mike Tyson vs. Floyd Mayweather, I don't think you can do these type of fights anymore.” — Mystic Zach [10:49]
“He can't catch the ball. He's scared to get hit. It's bad. I think he hates the quarterback.” — Mystic Zach [16:07]
“Podcasting [is] blowing up...but you have to find your own lane...that young people can watch us and their parents.” — Mystic Zach [21:38]
“If we don’t beat ourselves, then I definitely feel like we win every game.” — Rashod Bateman [24:01]
"Honestly hall of Fame caliber player, MVP...That was the younger version, Michael Vick, and that's ours today." — Rashod Bateman [30:13]
Betting Breakdown and Rapidfire Picks: (32:19–37:53)
Light-hearted Combat:
The episode delivers the charged, carefree, and self-aware energy that defines Gen Z sports culture. Neon serves up jokes and self-deprecation, Mystic Zach mixes sharp analytics with playful antagonism. Guests keep it real—Bateman’s NFL grind and locker-room spirit, and Zion Clark’s high-energy banter—anchoring an episode that fuses competitive sports debate with identifiably digital-age personality.
Expect a fun ride through sports debates, real-life player insights, outrageous fan perspectives, and a media-savvy look at how influencer culture collides with NFL and boxing legends. If you love hot takes, candid athlete stories, and betting drama, this is your episode.
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