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Chris Carter
Haven't you been seeing all these things going through the news, especially in entertainment and everything? People compromising they self for the sake of money or fame. Be careful what you say now, because the first thing is, let me spit on you for that. And then next thing is, hey, well, if I since you down there, well, what else would you do for money? No, no, I'm not thinking like that. Oh, now you're offended? Yeah, bro, I just spit on you and you didn't say nothing. You was good with it.
Neon
You right.
Chris Carter
You right.
Neon
You got me, bro. You got.
Chris Carter
Foreign.
Mystic Zach
What's up, guys? Mystic Zach here. Welcome back to double coverage.
Neon
Love the intro. What's up, guys? How y' all doing?
Mystic Zach
What's up, man?
Chris Carter
How are you doing?
Neon
Well, bro, pretty sad from last week, but, you know, hoping to bounce back this week. It's. Bro, it's a very interesting week.
Mystic Zach
It was.
Neon
It was really interesting. Why Historic.
Mystic Zach
The closest batch of week one games we ever had.
Neon
What was your favorite game of the week?
Mystic Zach
My favorite game of the week was definitely Bill's Ravens.
Neon
I couldn't watch it. I was streaming. But I did see Derek Henry fumble the ball. It was crazy. I wish I bet, bro, like, in the fourth quarter, I would have won a ton of money.
Mystic Zach
You would have won a ton of money if you bet on Buffalo's money line in the fourth quarter.
Neon
Josh Allen, the go, also the best offensive lineman ever touched a game. Dion Dawkins. I love you, bro.
Mystic Zach
Dion.
Neon
They subbed him out, but did you. Yeah. No, they subbed him out in the game, but it was just like it was. They shouldn't have subbed him out.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. How about Zoe posting? I can't believe how bad the Ravens killed the Bill.
Neon
He was secure. He was doing security at the time, so he didn't really see what happened at the end of the game, but it was crazy.
Mystic Zach
I would have paid to watch his face when you read the box score, though.
Neon
I was in front of him, he was like. He was like, how the. Is this even possible?
Mystic Zach
Yeah, Yeah. I think a lot of people, like, fell asleep at halftime. Woke up to see that. A lot of shocked faces.
Neon
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
How about the start of the week? Cowboys, Eagles gets chippy. We got Lyman throwing punches. We got Jalen Carter spin spitting on Dak.
Neon
That's what makes a sport fun, though. I'm not a football player, but look in third person, like, bro, it's very entertaining, bro. And then you come later and you see Dax spit on him first.
Mystic Zach
No, he spit on the ground.
Neon
Well, all Right. If a guy spits on the ground next to you, what are you doing?
Mystic Zach
Nothing.
Neon
You serious?
Mystic Zach
Yeah. It wasn't targeted at him.
Neon
Yes. Where he looked him in the eyes and spit right on the ground. Yeah, but it was like to him, he's always spitting.
Mystic Zach
Even when he was a basketball game, he's got like a spit cup in front of him.
Neon
For real?
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
How do you know this much, bro?
Mystic Zach
Yeah, yeah. Well, Dax, like, he's a Walter Payton man of the year winner. He's a good guy. He's not trying to spit on anyone.
Neon
You know what I mean?
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Jaylen Carter took it very far.
Neon
Very far.
Mystic Zach
We got our, our upcoming guest pointing at me, making me feel good. He liked that little, that little knowledge right there.
Neon
How do you know that Dak has a spit cup in an NBA game, bro?
Mystic Zach
Are you a freak? You got to do your research. I'm a freak?
Neon
Yeah, bro. It's like some like you're like watching him courtside. That's crazy, bro.
Mystic Zach
But yeah, obviously Dax not ever gonna be an ill attended guy, you know?
Neon
Yeah, for sure. Yo, Dak, hop on the. Hop on the podcast.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, yeah, Dak, we're trying to get you on. We even defended you against Shady, who looked a little silly after that game.
Neon
True. And I was supposed to have Dak in fantasy. I didn't have him, bro. Real quick, now that we're talking about the Cowboys, Micah Parsons, bro, that sack right there, he probably felt like crazy after that, bro.
Mystic Zach
He did. But you gotta remember, it's Jared Goff. It's. It's blindside, right? He can't.
Neon
Do you think Jared Goff's a good quarterback?
Mystic Zach
He's a system quarterback.
Neon
There's like a stat. He's like Owen 19, under certain, like.
Chris Carter
Yeah.
Neon
Without getting play calls from certain people. I don't know.
Mystic Zach
He's great in certain conditions. Yeah, he's great with certain play callers. He's great in certain situations. If he has a strong run game, you can get the play action going. He can get in a rhythm, but under pressure, under duress, he's not the quarterback.
Neon
So who do you think played the best last week?
Mystic Zach
Who was I the most?
Neon
You know, I benched Herbert.
Mystic Zach
Impressed. But why would you bench Herbert?
Neon
Because my chat, bro. No, my chat, they're like, oh, play stroud. You're a Texans fan. We got on, bro.
Mystic Zach
You think? You think the Neon Chat should decide?
Neon
No, they're done. They're done. They suck. They don't know what they're doing, but they're done.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. I don't know what the average football knowledge is.
Neon
It was just. Here's my thing, bro. As a Texans, we don't have like targets, bro. Like we don't have enough receivers for us to even have a good game, bro. Offensive line sucks. It was just. It was terrible. We're so sad. I was supposed to go to the game. Thank God I didn't.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, I think the most impressive, I mean, you got to give it to Daniel Jones and the Indianapolis Colts going out there steamrolling the Miami Dolphins like that. Daniel Jones silencing all the doubters. Probably been more hated on than almost any other player in the NFL. I don't think anyone expected him to come out like that.
Neon
It is one week though.
Mystic Zach
It's one week. But I think he's probably the biggest winner of week one.
Neon
Okay.
Mystic Zach
Because all of a sudden a guy who has been on by every single analyst, players, etcetera, goes out there and does that. Right. Especially after the coach granted him the starting job over Anthony Richardson, which also got a lot of hate.
Neon
Crazy. I bet on the Chiefs and they lost, bro. How did that even happen, bro?
Mystic Zach
Yeah, also Wu bet on the Chiefs.
Neon
I know. That's how I got the bet from.
Mystic Zach
Why would you take a bet from Woo? That's worse than your chat.
Neon
Yeah, no, it's pretty fucked.
Chris Carter
Woo.
Mystic Zach
Can we put up a picture of Woo? Thank you.
Neon
It was a bad bet, bro. It was bad.
Mystic Zach
Shout out to Wu though. I kept giving him winning picks and then he would blow it all on his pick.
Neon
I'm following your shit next week, bro.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm only going to listen to you, Zach. You're the best. And then he's like, I bet it all on the Chiefs. I'm like, what are you doing? I'm like, bet on the over.
Neon
That seemed like a good bet, bro.
Mystic Zach
What about that was good.
Neon
I didn't think the Chargers were going to come out like that at all.
Mystic Zach
They're a well coached team. They got a great quarterback. I think they have. They. The Chargers are dangerous.
Neon
You think so?
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Who surprised Herbert Harbaugh? They draft Hampton. Like there's a lot of pieces there.
Neon
Who surprised you? Other than the Colts?
Mystic Zach
Oh, man, the Colts shocked the hell out of me. Who surprised you? Let me think about this.
Neon
The Texans, bro. That we lost.
Mystic Zach
That was shocking for you.
Neon
It was pretty, bro. It was low scoring game, only field goals. I was pissed, bro.
Mystic Zach
Were you?
Neon
I mean, yeah, bro. No, I know you lost.
Mystic Zach
Happy, cuz I. I Had the Rams. You told me to even, like, look to the camera and smile and pose. Remember that?
Neon
I do remember that.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Hell, didn't age very well, huh?
Neon
Not at all.
Mystic Zach
Buccaneers, Falcons. That was a classic.
Neon
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Games Browns. Almost knock off the Bengals. What a week.
Neon
I had T. Higgins and fantasy. He did not do good. My fantasy team, the bed, bro.
Mystic Zach
I'm shocked you didn't draft a good team.
Neon
Well, you didn't help me, bro.
Mystic Zach
He didn't ask.
Neon
I was using my chat.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, well, maybe you need to, you know, do fantasy for a different sport.
Neon
Yeah, I lost 5K.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, it's all good.
Neon
I might need. I need to take a bet.
Mystic Zach
5K?
Neon
Yeah, bro. Is it 5, bro? Winner gets 60k.
Mystic Zach
You had to put 5k in. That was my sponsor.
Neon
I didn't pay yet, though, so I'm not gonna.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, no, don't pay it. Yeah, no.
Neon
Well, it's other streamers. I don't want to, like, you know, piss him off, but.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Nah, you're good. They were probably featured on the. The Friday night game, though.
Neon
Just had to bring it up, huh? You know, I'm seeing everyone, you know, motherfucker sitting there. The commissioner and shit. I'm just sitting at home watching. It's kind of, you know, it's fucked.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. They didn't show any. Love the double coverage time.
Neon
They got to bring us out.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to email Goodell. We're going to make sure double coverage is live.
Neon
I don't think he's reading our email, bro.
Mystic Zach
He might read our email.
Neon
We got to, like.
Mystic Zach
We're number seven on the podcast. How about that?
Neon
That is fire.
Chris Carter
Yep.
Mystic Zach
Congratulations to us and the team. We put it all together and we.
Neon
Did our thing one episode in. I'm still learning. You do, bro. You. You've done a thousand of these. I've done 10 of these. Still learning.
Mystic Zach
Thank you for believing in us.
Neon
That's my book. We were talking about it. Like, streaming compared to podcasts is so different. Like streaming, it's to me, easier. To you, it's harder.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
Podcaster, it's like, I don't know, it's more chill.
Mystic Zach
We have the gift of editing.
Neon
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
They have no idea what we said that we cut out.
Neon
I don't like that, though.
Mystic Zach
I mean, remember the last episode? I think, smack the producer and we cut it out.
Neon
Yeah, yeah.
Mystic Zach
Like, you yell those expletives at him and we had to cut a deal.
Neon
We can't cut anything from now on.
Mystic Zach
Okay, deal.
Neon
It's like the most natural organic shit ever. We can't cut. No cuts.
Mystic Zach
Okay, cool. Yeah. Last time we opened up the show like they messed up your drink order and you started like smacking like I was like, two chill neon. You're like, we're gonna cut it out.
Neon
How do you lie like this, bro?
Mystic Zach
What now? Have you ever spoken to an NFL hall of Famer? An active one?
Neon
No, I have not.
Mystic Zach
Today's the day.
Neon
Wait, Lean McCoy?
Mystic Zach
He's not a Hall of Famer.
Neon
For real?
Mystic Zach
Nope.
Neon
Oh, that's fucked.
Mystic Zach
He's actually eligible this coming year.
Neon
Yeah, he got to get it.
Mystic Zach
He could be a future one. He's on the cusp. But the guy we're having on was more of a surefire one.
Neon
Let's bring him in.
Mystic Zach
Let's go. Eight time Pro Bowler, NFL hall of Famer, Mr. Chris Carter. What's up guys? It's Ms. Exact here from the Double coverage podcast. Our lead sponsor MyBookie AG is running a promo right now where you can deposit up to $500 and get a bet back bonus token. That means if you make a play and it doesn't hit, you're still in the game. But I've got a play for this Saturday that I think will help ensure that you stay in the game when Saul Canelo Alvarez takes on Terrance Bud Crawford. Canelo is a 16 time world champion. Crawford a 13 time world champion. Both these guys are pound for pound giants and they're colliding for an epic clash. Crawford a champion at 140£47. 140 lb. Canelo, the current champion at 168 lb. Crawford did last contest at 154 lb. So it is a two way class jump for him and I think that's just too much. Canelo for this camp seems very locked in. He brought in Boots Ennis to help ensure that he gets that best look for Crawford. And when I look at these two guys, I see Canelo Alvarez coming out on top. And when you make that bet, use code double. That's D, O, U, double BL3. My bookie, AG. And that's endorsed by mist exact from double coverage. And now we are welcomed by the man, the Myth, the legend. Eight time Pro Bowlers, 130 career touchdowns. NFL hall of Famer, Mr. Chris Carter. How are you doing?
Chris Carter
Very good. How you guys doing?
Neon
Let me get one too. Good.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, get that D. Okay.
Neon
I've never been. I've never been around a Hall of Famer ever.
Chris Carter
Okay, well, you Said you were doing an interview with Shady McCoy. Yeah, potentially. Eventually he'll be a Hall of Famer.
Neon
For sure, but current.
Chris Carter
Yeah, right.
Mystic Zach
He's in that discussion for sure.
Chris Carter
Yes. I live in Florida, but I sleep in Canton. Yes.
Neon
Okay.
Chris Carter
That's where the hall of Fame is.
Neon
Oh, yeah.
Chris Carter
NFL hall of Fame's in Canton, Ohio.
Neon
Cool.
Chris Carter
Birthplace of football.
Mystic Zach
Speaking of hall of Famers, I want to ask you this off the bat. We're gonna go. We're just gonna get right into it.
Chris Carter
Okay.
Mystic Zach
I saw a post. Asante Samuel had some choice words. And then I saw Mr. Terrell Owens chime in and agree with him.
Chris Carter
Well, me and Terrell Owens have never been friends from way back in the day. And Asante Samuels was basically trying to come to the rescue of Chad Johnson because I had said Chad Johnson was not a Hall of Famer. So then all of a sudden, Asante, who never played against me, and no one ever told him that. That Chris Carter was overrated. Then he chimed in, so he's trying to fight a fight for Chad Johnson, but. Which was really child's play because the facts are what they are.
Mystic Zach
But why is t. So you and Tio have never gotten along?
Chris Carter
No.
Neon
So if you saw him right now, like, it wouldn't be like a dap up handshake?
Chris Carter
No, no, no. We wouldn't speak to each other.
Neon
Seriously?
Chris Carter
Yeah.
Neon
This gets deep. Oh, my God.
Chris Carter
Ain't no problem. I mean, the whole world is.350 million people in the United States still function without one person. Now, he might not think so, but it's still spinning.
Mystic Zach
Damn hall of Fame dinner. If they sat you guys next to each other, would you be like, nah.
Chris Carter
No, we wouldn't sit next to you. And he doesn't show up the hall of Fame. Like, he doesn't recognize the hall of Fame.
Neon
But you do, though?
Chris Carter
Oh, absolutely.
Neon
That's some real.
Chris Carter
Yeah, it's the. It's the greatest honor as an athlete. Yeah, it's the. It's the most respectful thing that anybody can say. It's the. It's the answer to all the questions at the barbershop when you go get your haircut and I say, hey, man, how good was that guy? Oh, he was a Hall of Famer. Oh, okay. And that goes through any decade that goes through any conversation that makes it simple enough.
Mystic Zach
Is there, like, a twitch hall of Fame?
Neon
We should make one.
Chris Carter
Eventually there's going to be one.
Neon
Are you tapped into streaming at all or. Not really.
Chris Carter
Not like you guys. No.
Neon
Okay.
Chris Carter
No, not like that would you ever.
Neon
Like do your own stream?
Chris Carter
I wouldn't do it. I'd have to be drug into something.
Neon
Okay.
Chris Carter
Like, like you guys world. Like you guys were talking about doing like McAfee.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Then I'd like to be one of the old OGs on the side and everything. Like, oh, now that was stupid. You never.
Neon
I got a weird random question for you.
Chris Carter
Go ahead.
Neon
Now that I have you here, like, who's the worst quarterback you had to play with?
Chris Carter
Like in my last year with the Vikings, his name was Spurgeon Wynn. I think he has the lowest quarterback rate in the history of the NFL. Damn. And my last game with the Minnesota Vikings, we are playing the Baltimore Ravens in Baltimore and we put a play in. The coach swore up and down I was going to be open going across the middle. They happen to have a linebacker though by a number of 52 by the name of Ray Lewis. And I knew Ray, when he saw the play, he would recognize it and he wouldn't go on the undercoverage. He would come on me because I'm a primary guy and Spursy when I told him when they put the play in, don't listen to the coach, do not throw me the ball on that play. Go to the underneath coverage because Ray's going to take me. He didn't listen to me, looked away from the undercover, threw it right to me and then Ray Lewis smacked me right across the face going across the middle.
Mystic Zach
Hardest you've ever been hit?
Chris Carter
It was definitely one of the hardest. When I got back to the huddle, I had a few choice words for Spurgeon. Win.
Mystic Zach
Has there ever been a defender that you or your teammates feared more than Ray Lewis?
Chris Carter
I don't, I, I think that respect would probably be the right word. There's not a lot of guys playing in NFL that are fearful you have to be able to respect their talent, put in a game plan to make sure they don't wreck the game plan. But he is a ridiculously great player. Even amongst great players, he's a great player.
Mystic Zach
Like, if the hall of Fame had an extra level of hall of Fame, I think he would.
Chris Carter
I mean, you can say that we don't like to debate with the hall of Fame because we all, we're all on the same team now.
Neon
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Like all century we let, we let other people, you know, do that. But there's no doubt that Ray Lewis was a special, special football player. And, and that's what the hall of Fame, the recognition for that is, is.
Neon
Is worthy nowadays in the NFL. Who do you think is, like, the most underrated player on the defensive end right now? Because there's a lot of people that, like, their names go unknown, but they're doing, you know, really good work.
Chris Carter
Okay. As far as the. The most underrated. It's hard to be underrated in the.
Mystic Zach
NFL, you know, especially now, because there's so many stats, there's so many people looking at the game, and there's so.
Chris Carter
Many coaches that will get you in a specific situation for the talent that you have and be able to isolate it. Now, there might be a couple guys that you didn't necessarily know about, and then they pop on the screen and then end up having a big year, end up having a good career. But that's what the NFL is about. Accumulating the maximum amount of talent and then highlighting that talent by seeing what you can do, what you can't do, and then putting you in situations with the things that you can do and do them well and try to get you to repeat that. So it is a. It's a. I mean, they're still underrated players. I would say. Baker Mayfield is an underrated player. I mean, there's even players in the hall of Fame that I do believe are still underrated players. Receiver Isaac Bruce, underrated player. Defensive back Ronde Barber, you know, underrated player. When. When they played in the league, played on big. Let's see, teams that accumulate a number of hall of Famers. Troy Aikman, underrated, you know, as a Hall of Famer. So they're still out there. And there's still a handful of guys that you target. I believe that Danny Dimes, you picked him up. Indy being the best quarterback this week, he had, like. He looked like a totally different guy.
Neon
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Totally dropped back. Not the dual threat that they were trying to do with the Giants. He looked like that game when the Giants beat the Vikings in the playoffs. Like, he looked that good playing for the Colts, so. But there's a few guys flying under the radar, but those are a couple offensively, defensively.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. I rate you, Tim Brown, Jerry Rice, and Michael Irvin as the four best receivers to enter the NFL in the late 80s. You guys came in, had instant impacts, lit it up. Who would you say are the top four guys in the league today at the receiver position?
Chris Carter
Well. Well, first of all, I appreciate the compliment. And all those guys are great guys. All the. Myself, Tim Brown and Michael Irvin were all on the same high school all American team.
Mystic Zach
Are you serious?
Chris Carter
Yeah.
Neon
That's crazy.
Mystic Zach
That's crazy.
Chris Carter
Yeah. USA Today, 1983, December, like the second week of December edition, we were the three receivers. And then when we went to college, Timmy at Notre Dame from Dallas, Michael from down here, Fort Lauderdale went to Miami, and me from Ohio went to Ohio State. We were all. All American, first team All American.
Mystic Zach
That newspaper with those three names on it.
Chris Carter
And then we had multiple Pro Bowls that we were together. And then now teammates in, In. In the hall of Fame. But today's game is really centered around. Okay, who are the other two? Because ja' Mar Chase and Justin Jefferson, LSU boys, are clearly the best two receivers in the league. Now, to me, there's a handful of guys after that that, you know. Amon St. Brown, Tyreek Hill, A.J. brown, you know, those guys right there are kind of in that collection of, you know, the next guys. Those are the guys depending on what kind of flavor ice cream that you like. But those are the guys when I look at and I talk about and when I watch them week in and week out, those are the guys to me that have the highest skill level and a lot of young receivers coming up.
Mystic Zach
You omitted a name. He had a really rough week one CD Lamb.
Chris Carter
Yeah. CD Lamb's in there.
Mystic Zach
Okay.
Chris Carter
Yeah, I didn't, I didn't omit him by.
Mystic Zach
No, it wasn't by choice.
Chris Carter
No, he's definitely one of the top ones.
Mystic Zach
What do you take?
Neon
Bad week, bro.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. What do you take away from his week one? I mean, every receiver is obviously.
Chris Carter
No, I've never had a game like that.
Mystic Zach
You've never had a game like that?
Chris Carter
No.
Neon
Well, so.
Chris Carter
So no. Maybe. I mean, he didn't drop one crucial pair. He dropped two crucial passes.
Neon
Yeah, he's gonna come back strong, though.
Chris Carter
But we weren't talking about that. Yeah, we were talking about. Yeah, what he. What happened in the game.
Neon
It's a soft subjects, my boy. But no, it's.
Chris Carter
I mean, if you're going to be a player like it.
Neon
They were brutal. They were brutal drops.
Mystic Zach
That's unacceptable.
Chris Carter
Dropping the football is unacceptable to me because that's all you learn from dropping the ball is how to drop the ball. Like it's against the law to me. It's not allowed.
Mystic Zach
So he has two big time drops.
Chris Carter
Myself and Larry Fitzgerald. I know you don't know this. We're the only two players in the.
Mystic Zach
History of the NFL to have more tackles and drops.
Chris Carter
Yeah, you knew Larry. You didn't know I was in there because someone printed Larry lately. Yes, we have more tackles on interceptions than we have Drop passes.
Neon
There's levels to this.
Mystic Zach
So when you see a guy have draw, are you just like trying to wrap your head around it?
Chris Carter
No. I know in the moment there's two things that happen. And one, he saw the other defender and he took his eyes off the ball and the second one down the sideline, like that's just. If you're going to be an all timer, you're going to make that catch. Like you're going to make that play. Because his arms weren't totally extended and if they're totally extended, no, it's like only maybe a 5% chance. But his arms were partially extended, which meant he had enough margin on the ball in judging it that he could have pulled an end and it hit both of his hands. He didn't go off his fingertips or anything like that.
Neon
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Like this is just the facts of the game. Like it's done. Again, I love cd. CD came down here for his pre combine workout and we got him ready, did all of his drafting, did all his interview, did all his coverage, got him ready for his interview, everything got him in shape, put some extra pounds of muscle on him. Like cd, he's a baller. No, no, he's a baller. But he had a horrific game because he had a chance to be the hero. Like. Yeah, but he said after the game, immediately he said, no, I dream about it. Like I want to be in that position. No, like he's a stand up guy. Like he. Yeah, he said he's not trying to hide from.
Mystic Zach
They said he was after the game he was catching passes from the jugs.
Chris Carter
Absolutely. He should have.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
It'd been like Steph Curry. If Steph Curry had gone five for 30. Like I guarantee you if you drop two deep passes in the fourth quarter that.
Neon
Yeah.
Chris Carter
What do you think that is? You think that's 5 for 10, 5 for 15. That's 5 for 30. Let's go get back to the gym and get some J's up.
Mystic Zach
Fact.
Neon
Yeah.
Chris Carter
And you want to get those bad thoughts out of there. So he didn't want to go to practice. He didn't want to go. I'm getting this out of here right now. See the ball, catch it in your hands, all those things. That's a professional approach about it.
Mystic Zach
So pri, Prior to the game, we spoke about this a little bit, but I want to get your take on it. Jaylen Carter spits on Dak Prescott. Did you ever have an incident like that and what would your reaction be if like a DB came up to you before the game and spit on you.
Chris Carter
No. If the. First of all, if the DB would have ever done that, I wouldn't. I wouldn't have made it to the hall of Fame. Like, I would. I'd still be looking for him. Like, no, that's not getting ready to happen, man. Like, you're not getting ready to spit on me. But also, I'm not getting ready to get into somebody's face that they're gonna think that spitting would be appropriate or I'm not gonna make any gestures that they would think that I was spitting on them. Because it's probably the nastiest thing you can do as a human being.
Neon
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
It's like the biggest sign of disrespect.
Chris Carter
Yeah. Like, so you know that I thought the league should have suspended him another game. Even though he missed this whole game. They should have suspended him another game because you got too many people. You got too many young people watching the game. And guess what? Florida, what? Three or four days later, kid from Florida spits on the kid from South Florida in a game in college.
Neon
Damn.
Chris Carter
So they could have nip. They could have. If they would have given him a two game suspension. Send down the hammer. Because all these kids look to the NFL for everything. Then maybe this dummy at Florida wouldn't spit on this other kid from South Florida. Like, no, that's. That's just.
Mystic Zach
If someone tried you like that, there would have been no stopping you from.
Chris Carter
No, no. Absolutely not, man. Like, no, I would never do anything to deserve that.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Even if I had done something to deserve that, you shouldn't have done that to me. I'll still be looking for you.
Neon
Respect.
Chris Carter
I mean, no, no one's. No one's. No one's spitting, especially on a quarterback, man.
Mystic Zach
The.
Chris Carter
I was looking at it, and it's hard to see, really, on the video and everything, but Dak on his jersey, he's got the NFL logo right there in the middle. He's got the captain over here on this shoulder on the right one, and he's got the NFL man of the year logo on the other one. Dude spit right in between them. Everything we stand for. Jeez.
Mystic Zach
He literally spit on the NFL.
Chris Carter
Yeah. This is one of our pillar citizens in the NFL.
Neon
He did get fine, though.
Chris Carter
Yeah. I mean, yeah, but these guys got money. They don't care about the fine.
Neon
I mean. I mean, money. It still hurts.
Chris Carter
No, no, it does, but the money doesn't. Wait a second. Just wait a second. It's different if you have to take money Say, out of your pocket. Okay, let's. Let's just say this. I just happen to have a little money.
Neon
God damn.
Chris Carter
Let's just say that. Let's just say. Okay, let's just say, Chris, we're getting ready to find you for being late to the show. $1,000, but I got to count it out. Oh, shit, man. Oh, man, you. Oh, there you go. Zach, I'm sorry for being. I promise. I promise next time, you know, I'll be on time.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Compared to electronic withdrawals, and this is what they take from your check. So when you see your check stub, it's like, oh, they find me. You don't necessarily see the money coming out. So it's not quite as painful even though it's gone. Yeah, it's not quite as painful. That's why we have seen through the years when you find guys sometime, it doesn't have the sting that it really should have. Because they don't see the money anyway.
Mystic Zach
No, they don't.
Chris Carter
Like, it's just. It's just like basically an editing on accounting error. Like. Like, they don't see if it was physically, like, coming out of their pocket or it was amount 1000-001500-00200,000. That would get their attention.
Mystic Zach
Now, would you get spit on for 60k?
Neon
Yeah, bro. What? But, like. Oh, my bad. Are you looking at me like that? Like, not on my face, like my hoodie, my pants? If I know I'm getting money and it's like, split the money, you know, it's not like a.
Chris Carter
There's other ways to make money, man, than degrading yourself, bro. How old are you, man?
Neon
Yes.
Chris Carter
No, how old are you?
Neon
21.
Chris Carter
So, I mean, you're gonna have to make up your mind. Have you been seeing all these things going through the news, especially in entertainment and everything? People compromising, they sell for the sake of money or fame. Be careful what you say now, because the first thing is, let me spit on you for that. And then next thing is, hey, well, if I send you down there, well, what else would you do for money? Yeah, bro, I just spit on you and you didn't say nothing. You was good with it.
Neon
You're right.
Chris Carter
You right.
Neon
You got me, bro. You got me.
Chris Carter
Come on.
Neon
You got me.
Chris Carter
Damn that throw extra couple stacks. A couple thousand? What? I mean, come on, bro. Don't. No, no.
Neon
Exactly. Let me change. Quick question, man. You know, you're obviously more knowledgeable than me. I'm a Die Hard Texans fan. Yes, Die Hard.
Chris Carter
You.
Neon
Please tell Me? What, what went wrong?
Chris Carter
They didn't rebuild the offensive line. All right? This off season now, when Joe Mixon comes back, things will be fixed a little bit better. But don't panic. C.J. stroud is that guy.
Neon
I'm panicking.
Mystic Zach
He's an Ohio State guy.
Chris Carter
C.J. stroud's that guy, man. Great guy, great character, man. His family, his dad being locked up, being away like he is a grown man. He's maturity, been through some hard stuff. This is not going to alter his career. It's only going to make him better. But you got to be able to protect him up front. They got the right guy. Joe Mixon gets back, be a little more physical, but that division's up in the air. Watch out for the Colts because their defense is underrated. Watch out for the Colts.
Neon
If we don't make the playoffs, I'm going to be hurt, bro.
Chris Carter
Just watch out for the Colts.
Mystic Zach
Think about the division.
Neon
Tank Dell's out for the season too, right?
Mystic Zach
Yeah, yeah.
Chris Carter
His small guys get hurt. Small cars don't get in accidents and do well.
Neon
What's the worst injury you had in when you're in the league?
Chris Carter
I. I was very, very fortunate that in my 16 years, 13 of those years, I played at least 15 games.
Neon
That's crazy.
Chris Carter
So I broke my collarbone and I was out four weeks. That was the most significant thing.
Mystic Zach
Four weeks.
Chris Carter
Yeah.
Neon
Great conditioning.
Chris Carter
Genetics, genetics, and you got to get lucky, but genetics, you got good genetics.
Neon
Yeah. You coach, you coach a team, correct?
Chris Carter
Yeah, I coach at Florida.
Neon
How do I. How do I apply to be a walk on?
Chris Carter
I think you're going to do better in the getting spit on business and other things.
Neon
I think you're gonna be the one to.
Chris Carter
I think you can be the one.
Neon
To hike the ball to the. The punter or the kicker, snapper, the long snapper.
Chris Carter
Then what are you gonna do?
Neon
I'm gonna hand out the waters to the team.
Chris Carter
But when you hike it, the play is still going. How are you gonna protect yourself, man?
Neon
I'm just hope for the best.
Chris Carter
I think there's a lot.
Neon
I'd love to come to a game.
Chris Carter
Though, and watch, I think. Yeah. Yeah, that would be good. You should come to the game, maybe stream live or something like that.
Neon
That'd be cool.
Chris Carter
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
You might be a better fit for like computer programming.
Chris Carter
Yeah. That football is not cut out for everyone. Mess up your hair and everything. It's kind of like you're not gonna be able to wear your hair like that. Okay, I like that.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
One Day if you'd be down. If you could put us through an NFL workout, I think that would be, like, just so people could see, like, how intense it really is. Or NFL practice. That'd be cool.
Mystic Zach
Pads, helmet, whole nine.
Chris Carter
I don't think you want. Or do you have insurance? What? Do you parent where your parents live?
Neon
I use my mom's insurance because she has benefits.
Chris Carter
Okay.
Neon
But it just expired. But it's okay.
Chris Carter
You know, I'm just more worried about the death benefit. You die on me.
Neon
Damn, man. You don't got faith in me, bro.
Chris Carter
No, no, you don't have faith in yourself. When's the last time you ran full speed? That's too long. That's too long. Anytime you. Anytime you have to think about, that's too long.
Mystic Zach
But would he be allowed to bring.
Chris Carter
His inhaler and hey, you can do anything you want. Bring your vape pin, do whatever you want. Whatever makes you get down.
Neon
Do a lot of people in the NFL smoke? Smoke weed?
Chris Carter
Of course.
Neon
Seriously. But then you know with your lungs and don't you.
Chris Carter
Where have you ever seen a study that says marijuana smoking hurts your ability to be able to breathe?
Neon
Just experience.
Chris Carter
No, I'm. Beware of you.
Neon
I already have trouble breathing. I have asthma.
Chris Carter
So, yeah. Okay, so that's different.
Neon
Yeah.
Chris Carter
No, if you have a condition. Yeah, I mean, yes. But I think for not only the medical reasons, the ability to be able to relax and get away from the fame and everything at this point in this stage, I think with so many states legalizing it, the league is looking at more of the benefits for the players compared to the old stereotypes that society and other sports teams had.
Mystic Zach
Did you smoke marijuana during your career?
Chris Carter
Earlier in my career, I did. And then my last 13 years, I didn't. Didn't drink, didn't. Didn't. Because I couldn't handle it. I couldn't handle it. I didn't do well. Drugs and me didn't do well at that stage in my life. Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Was that.
Chris Carter
Sorry.
Neon
What was your favorite part about being in the NFL? Like, I've asked a lot of NBA players. They say, like, the money, other than the money, obviously, you made a lot of money. You're very rich, and it's expensive, successful. But, like, other than that, what did you enjoy?
Chris Carter
I mean, first it's the money, though. You got to talk about the money.
Neon
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Because, I mean, the. The money's life changing, so. Which in turn, your brain changes. Like, the things you think about change, because what's actually capable now has changed. And I think that it really allows you to dream or visualize all the things you saw as a young person, that I could actually do this, because a lot of famous people I've talked to, they visualize their life, and their life is very similar to the life they're living, so. But once you see it happen, you get a picture of it, a snapshot. It's like, wow, I've seen this. Like, I know this can happen. And then. Then let's just give you enough energy to keep grinding at it, whatever the craft is to become better at it, and then. Which in turn is going to bring you more success, which brings you more confidence. Confidence breeds success. Like, if you want to get con, you need success. And if you want to. As far as. If you have a team of people, if you want them to have more confidence, you need to make them successful.
Mystic Zach
A player Nan and I talk about a lot. Was a former teammate of yours. He was very confident, very successful. Mr. Randy Moss. What's your best Randy Moss story?
Chris Carter
Oh, man, Randy. He's. Randy is. It's a. He's truly like. Like an American sports legend. Like, he's. I've never really seen anyone that has that size. He's six four legitimate six four and a half. And can move laterally. Jumping ability and pure speed. Him and Deion Sanders were the fastest two football players I ever seen. And in seeing that and seeing how different it was in the NFL, like, it was just. It was just so fun to watch. Like, football was already fun for me. I was already very successful at it. But to see him and to see what level he could take the wide receiver position, like two. Like, he's one of the guys that I openly admit was a better receiver than me. Like, he was that kind of guy. And I have no problem in admitting that. So that's why, I mean, his pure talent. I mean, he's funny, too. Oh, my God. He's country funny. Randy Moss, Legend, legend, great athlete.
Mystic Zach
He's one of the only few that you would put ahead of yourself.
Chris Carter
Yeah. There's a handful of guys. Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Who are. A couple others.
Chris Carter
Jerry Rice is definitely. I always say Jerry Rice. I would say Larry Fitzgerald. Larry Fitzgerald. And then I think all the rest of us are very, very close together, but not Terrell. Terrell Owens. Terrell's a very good receiver. I don't think it makes sense to me. Like, his numbers and my numbers are very, very compatible. Like, I don't. I don't get anything in life but telling the truth. Like, I'M not gonna.
Mystic Zach
I like that.
Chris Carter
I'm not gonna be like, oh, no, Terrell Owens was not. No, he was a great player.
Neon
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Like, he people. He people had to create a defense around him. Like, Terrell Owens is not Chad Johnson. Okay. Like, they did play on the same team, but they are not the same species of beast. Like, Terrell was a special, special player that big, that fast.
Mystic Zach
So Chad Johnson's not a guy that could ever. You could see, could make in the hall of Fame.
Chris Carter
No, there's a better chance that you guys getting in than him.
Neon
Oh, wow.
Mystic Zach
Wow.
Neon
I'm streaming them in like a week.
Chris Carter
He's not gonna get in. Like, it's not my fault. It don't have nothing to do with me. It's a numbers game.
Neon
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Because when the people talk about him that they kind of hold him in, like, very high esteem. Do you think that's like, okay, perhaps too high?
Chris Carter
There's rooms in every building. Yeah, but he's just not in the top room with the hall of Famers. He's in the building.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, but he downstairs podcasting.
Chris Carter
Whatever. I don't care. Like, I ain't got nothing to do with the football.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
This is about what you did in your NFL career. Has nothing to do what you do on the mic or anything else. No, zero, zip, zero.
Mystic Zach
Might have to ask him that in a week.
Neon
Yeah, I'll bring it up.
Chris Carter
I mean, it's not. It's the. Chad knows. There's not any debate. Now, Chad might try to create a circus type atmosphere to create something, but just look at the numbers. Look how many seasons he played. Look how many balls he called. Look how many yards he had. Look at how many thousand yard season he had. Look at how many touchdowns he had. Look at how many seasons he had over 10 touchdowns, which was one. I had 10 touchdowns. Six seasons. How many Pro Bowls he went. Just. Just look at. Just look at it.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. There's a guy who plays in the same division as him. Nyan was asking me why he's not getting on the field. Shador Sanders for the Cleveland Browns.
Chris Carter
Well, for one, the draft situation put him in a bad spot. Like, when you mess that up. Because now they're like lane assignments. The draft is just lane assignments. The people drafted in one round one and round two, they're going to have the best lanes. The people in lane three are going to have a better assignment than people drafted in round four and five. So if we're running the 200 meters and it's on a curve, the people in the first round are getting lanes 4 and 5, and the people in the other rounds are getting lanes 1 and 2 and 7 and 8. And they are not going to have. They're not going to win the race. It's the same distance, but it's a tougher race. And his race is going to be tougher. He can get there. He's going to get a chance this year to play because I do believe they're not going to be successful and get off to a bad start. They're going to pull Flacco. They're going to put Dylan Gabriel in. Why? Because I paid him more money than I paid you and I drafted him higher because supposedly I had a higher draft grade on him. Now, we don't know that. I don't think he was on the Browns draft board when they got to the third round because I don't think the Browns would have drafted Shador behind Dylan Gabriel if he was on their board. And I do believe when they got back to the fifth round, they put him back on the board.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
And they said for draft capital, he's too good of a player. We should take him.
Neon
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
What did you think of his performance in the preseason?
Chris Carter
It was up and down. What really hurt him was that he couldn't follow up the great performance in Carolina the next week because he's hurt. So then he sits out practice, then he misses the second preseason game, and then he comes back in the third preseason game and didn't look good. Everybody wants to blame everyone. Oh, it's the coach's fault. Oh, it's the third teamer's fault. Man, you're a backup in the NFL. Those guys aren't any good. That's why they're backups with you. But typically, the best of the backups look the best.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
A lot of people are like, oh, he had the third offensive line, but they also had the third string defensive ends in.
Chris Carter
People are stupid at the beginning. End of the day, people are stupid. They're idiotic. They see what they want to see and they wanted him to play well, but he didn't. So that's what you typically see in younger players. Their performances go up and down. Now, it's only the preseason, and because he went in the fifth round, it really. You don't have a voice. Like, he can't go to the coach's office and be like, man, I really didn't think you guys gave me a chance. No, he can't. He. He can't do that. So Dylan Gabriel's gonna get in, I think between weeks four and six. They're gonna give him a chance. They're gonna give him a few games and then Chador is gonna get a chance before the end of the year. Like it's not the best look in the world. And then the Browns are gonna be right back in the draft next year with a very good group of college quarterbacks coming out to see, okay, do we take one of these kids with these other two kids that we have that we drafted from last year? Yeah, that's what the Browns are going to do because that's what the Browns do.
Mystic Zach
What's up with the Chiefs? You think they're able to bounce back? Could this be another super bowl season for them? Do you think they took a step back?
Chris Carter
Well, people are overreacting to a very good loss to the Chargers. Now, what happened to them in the Super bowl, we hope they got fixed as far as their offensive line. But when you lose Rice, six weeks suspension for something that he deserved, something happened about a year and a half ago, it's finally got adjudicated and everything finally got suspended. Six games that's going to hurt him because he's their best receiver. Then the second, third play of the game, you lose worthy. You have a whole game plan.
Mystic Zach
Kelsey takes him out.
Chris Carter
Yeah. So he has a whole game plan wrapped around him. So you really can't judge them on this game because they had to adapt in the game with the short receiver list. So, no, I don't. I don't think it's. It's Kansas City. They have the best coach in the league and they have the best individual player. That's an Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes. So they're going to try to figure out now when the receivers aren't doing well. Travis Kelsey can't dominate the game. Like, he does not have that skill level that he used to have a couple years ago that he could take over game, have 157, 152 touchdowns. His game is not quite right there.
Mystic Zach
We kind of like ranked our top five quarterbacks going into the season. I had Mahomes, number one, Neon had Mahomes at five and CJ Stroud at four.
Chris Carter
Okay, so who's two, three, four?
Mystic Zach
You're Jayden Daniels up there.
Neon
It was. Yeah. Number one was. I think. Who did I have a number one?
Mystic Zach
Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, three. We had Jaden Daniels, four, Stroud, five Mahomes. What would be like your instant reaction to that?
Chris Carter
Well, I'm not going to Overreact to you kids. Child's play. But Patrick Mahomes is number one because of his accomplishment and his head to head against all these guys. All right, he's number one. And then immediately you got to go to the previous three MVPs. Lamar won two of those. And Josh Allen. I believe Lamar is a better player than Josh Allen. His ability to throw the ball anywhere on the field and run spectacular. Now, Josh Allen being the third quarterback, we're in the age where this might be the best group of quarterbacks that we've ever had, top to bottom. So being number three, you know, it, it, it's not a bad thing. Now after that, you're really going to start to have some real, like, real, real problems. To me, you know, I'm going with Jalen Hurts, all right? He's won at every level and it's not going to be a numbers game. It's about the quarterback. The number one thing is, do I get my team on the winning bus? Do they have a great roster in Philly? Yes. Do they have great personnel offensively? Yes.
Mystic Zach
So if you were starting NFL franchise, you would have Jalen Hurts leading your team over Joe Burrow?
Chris Carter
No, no, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. We're talking about, like right now. I believe what he can do in his effect on the game.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
I do believe Joe Burrow is a top five. And Joe Burrow is one of the most spectacular throwers ever. But it's about where do you work.
Mystic Zach
But Jalen Hurts is getting on the winning bus more.
Chris Carter
It's about where you work. It's about. Okay, Howie Roseman works in Philadelphia.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Where Jalen works. So guess what, how he works. But he's going to give him better groceries and better talent to be able to work with and shop with than the Bengals. The Bengals spend less money than anyone on scouting and going out and searching for players. They've always been one of the lowest spenders and one of the worst as far as overall facilities in taking care of players. So it's not the Joe Burrow man. I'm. I love Joe Burrow. Reminds me of Troy Aikman. That's what Troy Aikman used to look like. Straight drop back and that ball coming out night. No, I love Joe Burrow, but I think that Jalen. People don't respect his game. He's been the two Super Bowl. Joe Burrow's been to one, Jalen's been to two, and then his resume as a champion Joe in college Jalen in college, what happened to him in Alabama. Getting bench, going to Oklahoma, that resume, I mean, that's a strong, strong. At some point we got to give the kid some credit.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Like the kid has a champion championship mentality and he should be. Not based on the stats in the top five quarterbacks that we have in this league.
Mystic Zach
Is quarterback. The only position you evaluate that way with getting on the winning bus as it has the biggest. The quarterback has the biggest role in wins and losses.
Chris Carter
Well, he's the only one that you can really talk to about that besides the head coach because he's the only one that touches the ball every single offensive play. Yeah. So say we have 120 plays in the game, maybe 135. Given special teams typically gonna have 60 plays offensively. 60 plays defensively, 20 play, 15 plays special teams wise. If I touch the ball every time. Yeah, yeah. You're gonna get more credit and more blame. Yes. Yeah, you should. I'm a whiteout. I'm, I'm way out there. I might touch it seven times, five times. No, I can't get all the credit or to blame. I mean, we'd like to. We talk about it like we are, but we.
Mystic Zach
They make the most.
Chris Carter
We. We make the most noise. Yeah, we like the little yard dog. We make the most noise.
Mystic Zach
What's up with your dog? You were telling me a little bit about him.
Chris Carter
Oh, yeah, I got a couple, I got, I got a little. I got a dog out of Russia named Pablo, Pablo Escobar. We broke him out of there.
Neon
Oh.
Chris Carter
So, yeah, he's a little mini palm. He's probably worth like 25, 000. Look, no, he's. He's a bad dog, fella.
Neon
Treated you right.
Chris Carter
Yeah. And then they're just dogs. And then I have another one, Lola, that's my wife's dog. We got them during the pandemic. And she's a normal palm ring and both of them white. So. Yes. Love my dog.
Neon
What did you do with your first NFL check? Am I pocket watching?
Chris Carter
No, no. You cool? Actually, I tried to go through one of the sponsors of the team. The bank was drawn on that sponsor. So typically in NFL you get paid on Monday.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
So we practice, got our paychecks. I mean, we're young, 21. We heading down Broad street in Philly. We. I tried to go through the drive through check was 14,000. Not, not my signing bonus. This is just my work. My first weekly paycheck, it was 14,000.
Mystic Zach
Back then it was worth a lot More too.
Chris Carter
And lady was like, sir, you can't cash this kind of check. Coming through the drive thru. I said, well, you and you have to have an account. No. I said, no, this bank, this name is on this check. I know I play for this team down the street. You guys got the money? They told me come down here and get it. So then I go inside, meet the manager, he tells us, Mr. Carter, can you open up an account? I was like, yeah, I can open up an account. He's like, what do you want to do? You want to deposit? I was like, no, I want all cash.
Neon
Straight up.
Chris Carter
So I left.
Mystic Zach
Straight cash, homie.
Chris Carter
Yes. I just leave a little bit just to have the, the account open and everything. I said, I need all the cash for the most part. Leave a little bit account because I'll be back next week. We get paid next week. I'll be back next week. We'll put that one in there. Yeah, man. I went straight to Atlantic City, man. We got one of the nicest rooms, Atlantic City. A big heart shaped bed, all kind of mirrors, apparatuses up in that thing like city. When Donald Trump was spending the money to revamp Atlantic City, we was trying to help them too. So just a short car ride from Philly there. That's the NFL. First check. Yeah.
Neon
Interesting. Oh yeah.
Mystic Zach
That money got spent fast.
Chris Carter
Nothing much changes in life either. Go buy a house, go buy a car, and then somewhere along the way, some ladies are involved. Nothing changes. Nothing changes.
Mystic Zach
We appreciate your time. Any, any closing thoughts, Anything you want to get off your chest?
Chris Carter
No, I'm looking forward to the NFL. There's definitely some trends out there that believe can help people. I know this is a betting show and if you're trying to bet, a couple things that you should watch. The running game has made a resurgence in the National Football League because the scouting services have seen that the defenses are very undersized. Now they might have a couple big guys, defensive tackle, but the linebackers are smaller so they can play more pass coverage. So now you can, you can run on them. So especially at the beginning of the season, watch for the unders. I know everybody likes betting overs and everything. Watch for the unders in the game and then also watch for. If there's one more time in the game where more points can be scored. Watch the first half because field position has changed with the new kickoff rule. Yeah, like they're starting closer, a better possession. I think that. Did you mention that they're starting at the 29 yard line historically? Oh, you mentioned the margin being closer. But this is one of the. The starting for the offense at the 29 yard line is probably the furthest offense I've ever started. NFL history. Now they're not scoring more points, but it's allowing the offenses to be on a shorter field. So you get two first downs. You can kick a field goal.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
You know, so that's something.
Mystic Zach
Kickers are better than ever.
Chris Carter
So watch teams try to get better returners in the return game to take advantage of the new rules and kick it. I think Jacksonville traded their, their running back and a returner to Philadelphia.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
And people say, why are they trading? They got Barkley. No, they traded for the return ability. Yeah. So they're going to be a few things going on this year. I do believe there's going to be a few teams of sleepers. Watch the Colts. The Colts have been very, very good the last few years defensively. Now with Danny Dimes with their new coach, they seem like they've matched up a lot like Baker Mayfield has done down there in Tampa. And that's going to be interesting. I believe right now Green Bay is probably the best team in the NFL and a lot of people don't want to hear that. But Green Bay, the youngest team. Adam, Michael Parson, that young receiving core starting to come along. And I do believe that Love is going to play a full season. But Green Bay, to me, that's a.
Mystic Zach
Hot take.
Chris Carter
The eyeball test. And Michael Parsons is only going to get better thanks to Jerry Jones.
Mystic Zach
You didn't like that trade for the Cowboys?
Chris Carter
It's one of the worst trades in the history of the NFL. If you were going to trade them, you should have traded them before the draft where you could have gotten multiple. There's a guy, Seattle, the Jets. Remember the Jets? Safety Adams. He got traded for three first round picks.
Mystic Zach
Jamal Adams?
Chris Carter
Yeah. Three first round picks.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. That's crazy.
Neon
Yeah.
Mystic Zach
Safety, less valuable position.
Chris Carter
Now Jerry keeps because he's the, he's the carnival act. He's the circus guy. Hey, come look at the lady with three heads. Hey, hey, don't look at our team over there. Come over here. Hey, look over here. Distraction. That's an awful trade. And to do it in the nfc like you're going to make another team better, another franchise better. That's going to be in your way of going to the Super Bowl. Yeah, like it's, it's, it's crazy. You do not let that kind of player go in his prime. And now the packers, like tr. I mean, I'm with the Vikings, man. We play them twice a year. And that. I was not happy at all. I was not happy because Green Bay is legit. Legit. And if you've never been to Green Bay, you talking about a home field advantage. Like, did you see them get off the ball? The offensive line was slow getting off the ball. And then. And then Michael Parson was. I mean, he made Sewell look. Sewell's one of the best tackles, and that's after missing all the training camp. When you get that crowd, he's going to be coming off that edge. Like I couldn't. Man, if I was betting my. I'm betting money on Green Bay. Green Bay. Green Bay. Green Bay. Especially for the first half of the season.
Mystic Zach
Hear that?
Chris Carter
And then when it gets cold. And then when it gets cold, back to under.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Green Bay isn't in that very top echelon. They're under Buffalo. Oh, yeah, you can still get them over atmybookie.ag.
Chris Carter
Yeah, you can still get them. Absolutely. And the Vikings have a really good team.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. I love what Brian Flores does with the defense.
Chris Carter
And watch out for Hargraves. Did you see him dominate the 4 4th quarter? A defensive tackle?
Mystic Zach
I'm blanking on the exact pronunciation of his name, but the Vikings GM and the talent that he's brought in, Javon Hargrave was a great signing. He does a great job.
Chris Carter
Yes, yes. He really does. Him and the head coach, klc, they do a great job there. But Indianapolis, Minnesota, people say, oh, Chris is on the purple. Yeah, I'm always on some purple drugs. Always. Yes. And Green Bay packers, those are teams that I would be putting a little. If I had a couple shekels or something. I'll be putting.
Mystic Zach
And if you wanted to use code, double up.
Chris Carter
Yes. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, fire away.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, fire away.
Neon
Appreciate you so much, man.
Chris Carter
No, no, you guys got to get. Get me back. I got to come back here. We got to do something.
Neon
We gotta do a stream, all three of us. We gotta do that workout. I'm. I'm really locking. I'm done.
Chris Carter
Okay. Get your insurance paid up.
Neon
Okay.
Chris Carter
Tell your mom. Make sure we can sign a waiver. Yeah. Make sure her black dress is. Is ironed and dry clean because she.
Neon
Might be going to a funeral.
Mystic Zach
God damn.
Neon
You got a D. Holy.
Chris Carter
You said an NFL workout, man. Do you think?
Neon
I just did an NBA workout with Patrick Beverly and I felt. I felt great after he put.
Chris Carter
Yeah, I need to talk to Patrick because Patrick Beverly did not give you the full Patrick Beverly.
Neon
No, no. He was screaming at me. He was on my ass.
Chris Carter
He didn't give you. He didn't give you the whole thing of him. Because, man, that dude, he could be playing in the NFL. Patrick Beverly, like, he has that type of mentality. There's only a few NBA guys. It's not the body. Yeah, but he has that mentality that, hey, I'm better than you. Hey, I can stop you. I can. Yeah. He's one of my favorite players, you know, as you watch the NBA through the years and everything. Because he's self made.
Neon
Yeah.
Chris Carter
He got it out the dirt facts.
Neon
That's crazy.
Mystic Zach
Iraq with Patrick Beverly.
Neon
Shout out to him.
Mystic Zach
Plus this, you know. Yeah, shout out.
Chris Carter
Oh, that's nice.
Mystic Zach
No, thank you.
Chris Carter
What does it mean?
Mystic Zach
So the hamza is like the hand of peace.
Chris Carter
Okay.
Mystic Zach
And then in between, I got the Star of David.
Chris Carter
Okay. Yeah, I just saw that. Okay.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Chris Carter
Nice combination.
Neon
Very nice.
Mystic Zach
My boy Pat Bev was playing over there.
Neon
Yeah, he was. He told me he was about to get signed to the Rockets. The last two weeks he was in Houston and then he just. It didn't work out. Didn't have cap space. It's crazy.
Chris Carter
They got a good squad now.
Neon
That's a Houston team that's winning it all. I know this isn't an NBA thing, but like, hey, man, you need to.
Chris Carter
Stop winning it all. What about they're gonna be much improved. What about, they got a chance.
Neon
We're gonna get off. I'm going all in. I'm betting on them to win the championship. It's guaranteed. That is financial advice, by the way.
Chris Carter
That's not financial advice. That's so you might as well get where's my lighter? Just might burn the money. Like, I think the better bet is for them to make it to the NBA finals. That would be a nice wager in the off season. Yeah, the Rockets. Now, I love their owner, Fata. He does it the right way. Now he does it the right way. I love their coach, his resurrection there. They got some good players.
Neon
Oh, yeah.
Chris Carter
I love. They made that trade though.
Neon
For sure.
Chris Carter
I love that.
Mystic Zach
Shout out to kd.
Chris Carter
Man, KD is.
Mystic Zach
We were late.
Chris Carter
Legend, man.
Mystic Zach
We got the same attention.
Chris Carter
Legend. Legend. Legend. Yeah, I appreciate it, man.
Neon
Of course.
Chris Carter
It's been awesome.
Mystic Zach
Yes. You're always welcome. Now it's time for us to Give our MyBookie Ag picks of the week. Neon Thursday Night Football. We're starting with Chris Carter's super bowl pick. We got the Commanders taking on the Packers, Akron bay Green Bay minus three and a half. The total is at 48 and a half. What do you like here?
Neon
I'm gonna be honest. I would personally go Green Bay Moneyline. I wouldn't go. I would. I hate the spread. I hate going spread unless it's like a plus. The minus. I always get over. There's always this one bet. I remember with a kicker, missed a field goal and I had the spread and it just me so bad. So I'm never going spreads again. I would just go straight up Green Bay money line.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. I'm gonna go with a teaser here. I'm gonna tease Washington and I'm gonna tease the under. So I'm gonna go Washington plus nine and a half. We're gonna give Jay Nails a lot of points, and then we're gonna go under 48 and a half. 54 and a half. Okay, so less than 54. Daniels nine and a half. I think it's a safe bet.
Neon
Why you always going opposite, bro?
Mystic Zach
I. I sometimes.
Neon
Well, we could still both win.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Well, this next one is the one degree.
Neon
Okay.
Mystic Zach
All right. The super bowl rematch. Chiefs and Eagles. Eagles minus one and a half. The total is 46 and a half. I think we both see these offenses doing a lot better than last week. So we want to tease the Chiefs and the over. So you're going to get the Chiefs plus seven and a half. So that way they lose by touchdown. You still cash out. We're going to take over 40 and a half. It's not a lot of points. Both offense is slow. I think they heat up this week.
Neon
I like that.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
Here we go to the Texans game.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Monday Night Football. Bucks. Texans. Who do you like here?
Neon
I'm going Bucks money line. All right. The Texans. Me, last week. I still love you guys so much, but I think the Bucks take it. You know, Baker Mayfield, Texans defense is very good, but our O line just sucks dick right now. No offense to all them. My bad. Probably shouldn't have said that. It's okay. But yeah, I'm going Bucks. Moneyline. I know. It's like minus 140.
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
Still going them.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Yeah.
Neon
I think they take it.
Mystic Zach
Yeah. Yeah. Texans are favored here. I'm going to take them. I don't think Houston starts off 02. I think. I think they get it back on track here.
Neon
We'll see.
Mystic Zach
To conclude, we got to go with the drip check.
Neon
I'll go first.
Mystic Zach
Let me know what you got on.
Neon
Did I wear these slides last time?
Mystic Zach
I think you did.
Neon
This is my favorite slide. The most comfortable slides. Not a sponsor. Miri, slides are great. Target pants. I got this hoodie for free and then a Target black shirt under my shit. Your turn, bro. Yours is a lot more extravagant.
Mystic Zach
Yeah, I got the Rough Riders. Cool. Kai Tee. I got these jeans. I don't know what they are. I want APZ on them this time. Same bracelet, same drip, same jewelry. I just popped the Red Octobers.
Neon
How much do those cost?
Mystic Zach
Like 12 bands.
Neon
Seriously?
Mystic Zach
Yeah.
Neon
I just would never, like. Why put 12k to step on the ground?
Mystic Zach
Well, we'll just make it back this week on my bookie.
Neon
That's true. Tap in my bookie.
Mystic Zach
Tap in.
Neon
Appreciate y' all watching. God bless. Enjoy the rest of your days.
Host: N3on & Mystic Zach
Episode: NFL Legend Cris Carter GOES OFF on Jerry Jones, Rips Ceedee Lamb, & Picks Packers To Win Super Bowl
Date: September 11, 2025
This lively episode features a deep-dive with Hall of Fame NFL wide receiver Chris Carter. The conversation ranges from Carter's outspoken takes on NFL controversies (including the alleged spitting incident), unfiltered criticism of Jerry Jones and Ceedee Lamb, honest assessments of current and former players, betting picks, and bold Super Bowl predictions. The episode is peppered with locker-room banter, honest wisdom, and classic Carter storytelling as he evaluates the state of the NFL and shares insights from his legendary career.
"The greatest honor as an athlete... It's the answer to all the questions at the barbershop... how good was that guy? Oh, he was a Hall of Famer. Okay."
— Chris Carter (11:04)
"Today's game is really centered around... Ja'Marr Chase and Justin Jefferson, LSU boys, are clearly the best two receivers in the league..."
— Chris Carter (16:33)
"Dropping the football is unacceptable to me because all you learn from dropping the ball is how to drop the ball."
— Chris Carter (18:07)
"If the DB would have ever done that [spit], I wouldn't have made it to the Hall of Fame... Like, you're not getting ready to spit on me."
— Chris Carter (20:43)
"There's other ways to make money, man, than degrading yourself, bro."
— Chris Carter (24:21)
"There's a better chance of you guys getting in than him [Chad Johnson]."
— Chris Carter (33:02)
"The draft is just lane assignments... it’s the same distance, but it's a tougher race."
— Chris Carter (34:26)
"Patrick Mahomes is number one because of his accomplishment and his head to head against all these guys."
— Chris Carter (39:04)
"Right now Green Bay is probably the best team in the NFL and a lot of people don’t want to hear that."
— Chris Carter (46:59)
"Now Jerry keeps [the focus] because he's the carnival act... that's an awful trade... to do it in the NFC? Like, you're going to make another team better? That's going to be in your way going to the Super Bowl?”
— Chris Carter (47:43)
Chris Carter’s Take on Dropping Passes:
"All you learn from dropping the ball is how to drop the ball. Like, it’s against the law to me." (18:07)
On NFL Hall of Fame Meaning:
"It's the most respectful thing anyone can say... makes it simple enough." (11:04)
On Jerry Jones and Trades:
"That’s an awful trade... you do not let that kind of player go in his prime." (47:43)
Real-World Wisdom About Integrity:
"There's other ways to make money, man, than degrading yourself, bro." (24:21)
On Mahomes as QB1:
"Patrick Mahomes is number one because of his accomplishment and his head to head against all these guys." (39:04)
This classic “uncut” football pod features everything fans might want: old school wisdom, trash talk, betting tips, and locker-room authenticity. Chris Carter ably bridges the NFL’s past and present, taking hard stances on respect, greatness, and what it takes to win. His bold forecast—Green Bay Packers as Super Bowl favorites—and scathing criticism of Jerry Jones ensure this episode is both insightful and entertaining, cementing Double Coverage as a go-to for unfiltered NFL takes.