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Kelly
Johnny?
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Yeah, my friend?
I have a question.
Shoot.
Kelly
Let me.
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Let me ask you something.
Kelly
Yeah, let me tell you something.
Phil Rosenthal
Can I tell you something?
Kelly
I'm just going to complain about something. Do you have iPhone?
Phil Rosenthal
I do. I have an old 12 at the moment.
Kelly
Well, this is not iPhone. This is AOL's problem. Oh. Or I don't know what it is. It's my phone. I get these.
Phil Rosenthal
You have a Brent Mintz, AOL.
Kelly
I spend at least 20 minutes every morning erasing stuff I've gotten. You know, not just erasing it. Yeah, let me. Let me show you. So here it says, get Ozempic. It works. It's legal. You know, it's some scam.
Phil Rosenthal
Is that in your emails?
Kelly
Yeah. Yeah. So then I go to more, I hit more, and then I go all the way down to block contact.
Phil Rosenthal
Block contact.
Kelly
And then this box comes up and it says, you will not receive phone calls, messages, email, or facetime from blocked contacts. Hit block contact. Delete it. Trash. And I get it again the next day.
Phil Rosenthal
Of course you do.
Kelly
What is that? Why have I wasted 20 minutes?
Phil Rosenthal
Every day the world lies to us. I was told delete and report junk. Doesn't do anything either.
Kelly
No, nothing works. We are victims of scam artists.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah, but how are we not hoist on our own petard? Really? The fact that we want to get in there and get information and read the paper and look at the dish.
Kelly
Is there something illegal about that?
Phil Rosenthal
No, that's what I'm saying. But these people, they have us. They know what we're talking about. And we're in there checking our numbers on dropping names and other things, seeing if people watch. And then what's the one cardinal rule? Don't read the comments?
Kelly
Don't ring the bell.
Phil Rosenthal
I punched the comment.
Kelly
No, I thought that was the.
Phil Rosenthal
Is that really where we're gonna go?
Kelly
No.
Phil Rosenthal
Are we gonna talk about the bell?
No, no, no.
Kelly
Let me ask you something. Cause you know, I like to start with that. Can I ask you something?
Phil Rosenthal
Dropping names and other things. Where the whiskey flows and the laughter sings. Pull up a seat, Join the game of bread and johnn my show.
Kelly
You did have the number one show on the air for a number of years.
Phil Rosenthal
Who hasn't?
Kelly
Well, true. We never, we were never number one.
Phil Rosenthal
We were on 237 separate channels.
That franchise alone is so successful. You, you, you can't go anywhere without people knowing you.
Kelly
Well, some places, I mean, but you're
Phil Rosenthal
in that boat now too.
You are amazing. To wake up at this age and find yourself. Taylor Swift.
Kelly
You have become a star.
Phil Rosenthal
Hold on. First of all, Phil just compared himself to Taylor Swift.
That's right, I have.
Kelly
Okay. Yeah, and it's true. He, he writes. She enjoys good relationships.
Phil Rosenthal
She does, yeah. Oh, I see her at the Fancy Rest. I'm waiting. Taylor, if you're. If you're in town, could you come to the diner? I'll give you a waffle.
Also, Taylor, if you're. If you're available, we'd be happy to
Kelly
love to have you on the show.
Phil Rosenthal
She goes to the farmer's market in the name of the town I shouldn't share In Rhode island, where she lives.
Oh, really? That's nice.
My cousin sees her at the farm market. Apparently she's wonderfully approachable in Sweden.
Well, you can tell. I mean, she's.
She's got her shit together.
Yeah, she's. She's really great.
And you do remind me of her. I can see why you compared yourself to me.
Kelly
I can see that. And Monica happens to be a professional football player. Phil's wife.
Phil Rosenthal
There's no end to the comparison.
Kelly
Oh, exactly. But where do I start even. I mean, we bench. I mean, certainly Everybody Loves Raymond, one of the huge popular shows. Still, it's nice.
Phil Rosenthal
We just celebrated our 30th anniversary of being on the air since we premiered.
Kelly
And was there a special? You did a special?
Phil Rosenthal
We did a wonderful reunion special. That was really nice. Yeah. Oh, and they even asked for a part two. We did a part two.
Kelly
Really?
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
Oh, that's great.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
What about the great Doris Roberts?
How about her? She was incredible. We saw 100 women for that part.
I bet.
And she came in and read this scene from the pilot where I had given my parents fruit of the month. That was 100% true.
I know. I saw that in Powers.
Yeah.
True story.
She just knocked it out of the park. She was exactly what was in arguably
the most important part in the show in some ways.
Well, here's what's funny. In the first weeks that we were rehearsing and doing the pilot and stuff, she was like, I don't know, they're not gonna like me. I'm like, what do you mean? She goes, I'm always making trouble and I'm always fighting with Peter Boyle. I don't think I. She even said to me, you know, the victim wins the Emmy.
Kelly
Oh, that's true, actually.
Phil Rosenthal
And so when Peter Boyle would give her a shot, right, Like a zetz, her. Her impulse was to cry, and I would be like, oh, no, no, no, we don't have a show if that's what we do. So how do I convince her not to?
Right.
And I really had to think about this, and I came up with, I think, what was a good piece of direction. Everything you do comes from love. And that gives you license to be bold about it. I couldn't tell her, no, not only are you not the victim, you're the antagonist of the program.
Absolutely true.
You are the Tuplemeisher. You are the one stirring the pot to make trouble. You are the one everyone's afraid of. You are the one. You know, how do I. I couldn't. But everything you do comes from love. She could then internalize that and get it. And she did and was genius.
Kelly
Oh, God.
Phil Rosenthal
So she must have had more single camera or not single camera, multi camera sitcom experience.
She had every kind of experience. She was around.
Exactly.
You know, she did a lot of. I think she came out to do Lily Tomlin's TV special. So that was in front of an audience. That was comedy. She was in Elaine May movies. She had a lot of experience of every kind. Broadway experience. So to get her and Peter Boyle, by the way, two heavyweights like that. That was. That was a real coup.
And I love that you dug in and said, you know what? I'm not doing this show with another showrunner. This is my show. And fuck you. I worked for another guy on a
show that I never used language like.
But that was the gist of it.
I did quit the show twice before it was on the air. Really?
That's true.
Yeah.
Kelly
I didn't know that.
Phil Rosenthal
Oh, yeah. So the first time was I was told who I should cast as the wife. I was told that the head of CBS wanted a certain so and so. Who I knew who she was, but as soon as I heard her name, I said, oh, she's completely wrong for the show. And he said, you didn't hear me. The president of CBS wants so and so. And if you don't have so and so, you don't have a show. And I went home and I thought, I guess I don't have a show because I can't do it. It's not. I listen, I'm not an expert in every show, but I am an expert in.
That's exactly what I'm trying to say. There was that confidence, wasn't there? Terribly cocky. It was just honest truth about how you felt.
I'd been working in sitcoms for several shows. I knew other shows. I knew how they work. I saw the mistakes that were made. I saw people take all the notes and then die. So again, I don't know every show, but I know this show. Why? It's mostly about my family. And you get one shot at that, Right? So take your shot. My agent said, don't be an idiot. Don't quit. Why don't you have so and so read for you? And I said, you know what? You're right. I'm happy to be wrong and make everyone happy.
Good.
So and so won't read offer only why so and so.
Christy
And she.
Phil Rosenthal
I said, will she meet with me at least? Yes. So now I have. You know how it works. You bring three choices to the network, right? And they sit in a room, little theater, and they each read the same scene. And then the network gets to kind of pick who they like. So I had three good choices. Didn't have Patty Heaton yet because I didn't know she existed, but I had three good choices. Choice is certainly better than so and so. But the day before going in with the three ladies, I meet with so and so and I convince her to read. She was perfectly nice.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
And she probably didn't even know she wasn't supposed to read. That's something agents say she doesn't read.
Kelly
Right?
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah, I bet it is.
So very nice. So she reads and she's 10 times worse than I thought she'd be for the part. And now I gotta go. And I've been told the head of CBS is going to say, after your three ladies. What about so and so? And if you don't say yes, you. That's it. The end. So I know I'm quitting today, right? But here's what happened. The three ladies go, and right on cue, head of CBS stands up. What about so and so? And I don't know what got into me, but I said this. I love her. I loved her and everything she's been in. And I met her yesterday and I fell in love with her. I wanted to marry her. But then she read for me. And I have to be honest, it's just not what I wrote. I think she could do it, but I also think maybe we could do better. And the head of CBS said, it's just an idea. And what did I learn from that?
I like the agent saying they have
to read to be deferential.
Yes.
You're not the king of everything. He's the king of everything. Don't be a jerk. Don't be an asshole. Be reasonable.
Kelly
Right.
Phil Rosenthal
Or maybe the king didn't say that. Maybe people spoke for the king and misspoke.
I think that's what happened. Because six weeks after that guy who made me do this, he was fired. Two weeks after that, in comes Patty Heaton. Bang. Right away, we saw 200 girls for that part. So funny, so great, so perfect in every way. Undeniable. Brought it to network. Yes. We have a dreamcast. I feel we do the pilot, people seem to like it. Tests pretty well. It didn't test as badly as that bomb, Seinfeld. Yeah, right.
And also, you're on Friday Night.
Well, no, I'm just talking about the
test before it goes on.
After we've done the pilot. They test the pilot. They see if it's even going to make it on the air. Gotcha gets on the air, I get a phone call from my agent. Mazel tov. It's going on the air. You have a show on cbs. Here you go. I said, great, let's celebrate. He goes, they just wanna know who's gonna run the show.
Kelly
Oh, no.
Phil Rosenthal
I said, what do you mean? They said, who's gonna run the show? I said, I assume me. He Said, you. You never ran a show. I said, okay, but I made the pilot, right? They like that enough to go to series. He goes, yeah. I go, so we'll do more like that. He says, you don't understand. This is now a multi million dollar production. You've never run a show before, and they're not gonna entrust you with that.
Kelly
They wanted so and so to run.
Phil Rosenthal
Well, they wanted us so and so.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
Somebody else is gonna run the show. My show, and I'm gonna work for that person.
Yeah.
I said, I quit. Tell him I quit. He goes, why are you always quitting? I said, it's not always. It's just this is a major thing again. I'm writing about my family. I quit. Tell him I quit. He goes, don't get so excited. Let me talk to them. Okay. He comes back to me. He goes, good news. They're gonna let you run the show with an experienced showrunner. Co run it. But bringing in an experienced showrunner next to you. So you co. Run. Okay. Oh, if you put it that way. I say I quit because I know it will happen.
Kelly
Right.
Phil Rosenthal
He's still running the show. All decisions will be made by him. Just because he's had experience.
Exactly.
Okay, So I quit. He goes, don't fool around. They're going with the show and then they don't care about you. And I say, I'm sorry. And I hang up. I guess I know it won't work.
Yeah.
Yeah. The has to be one guy driving the car. And it should be the guy driving the car. Who knows what he's driving. Three days. I am miserable. My wife is like, why? You said, I'm. They're doing that show without me. They said, he. She says, your show? I said, yeah. And three days go by, and on the third day, I get a phone call. They're gonna let you run the show. I said, wow, okay. Why? He liked how you handled that thing with so and so.
Kelly
Ah, so the very thing that you had.
Phil Rosenthal
Yes. I tell. I love telling the story because I think it's a good lesson.
Kelly
Yeah, absolutely.
Phil Rosenthal
To have the gumption to say it.
Yes.
To believe it with. With the truth. And also, my wife has told me many times, no is the most powerful world word in town.
The best advice I ever got was from an old showrunner named Ed Weinberger. He created the Mary Tyler Moore co.
Kelly
Creators.
Phil Rosenthal
Hold on.
Yes, go ahead.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
And the Mary Tyler Moore show and the Cosby show and of the 80s. We can't say his name anymore, but okay. That Was undeniable. That show.
Kelly
Yeah, Rhoda, that. Did he do all of those? Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
Okay. So I asked him for advice. When I'm writing a pilot, he says, do the show you want to do because in the end they're going to cancel you anyway. And he's right.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
I've seen so many people since then even.
Yeah.
They want to get on the air so badly, they take all the notes, compromise. They compromise themselves out of existence. Because what happens most of the time the show doesn't get on and you can't say to them, it stinks now because of your notes. Because 50 people gave notes and they contradicted and they listen. I'm now doing a food and travel show because I couldn't take it anymore, the way the business went.
Kelly
You would think having done Raymond, they owed you more shows. Absolutely. Not even owed. They were just. It's a no brainer. He brought us this giant hit for years and years.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
And he now has experience.
Phil Rosenthal
Didn't matter. The business changed in the nine years that we were doing Raymond. So that when the time I graduated, they didn't want that type of show anymore. Even though it was proven right. They felt like it was passe already. In fact, the whole genre, four camera sitcom, which I happen to love.
Kelly
Right.
Phil Rosenthal
You've done a little.
Kelly
Little.
Phil Rosenthal
Isn't it fun?
Kelly
I love it.
Phil Rosenthal
It's the best acting job. Come on, two weeks on, one week off.
You're done in five days and you have bankers hours pretty much coming at 10 o'.
Clock.
Well, I mean, it's a dream job. But the reason it is is because it's like theater.
Kelly
Right.
Phil Rosenthal
So you write it, rehearse it, present it as a play.
Kelly
Right.
Phil Rosenthal
And yet you have the flexibility, multiple takes, multiple camera angles, editing, edit while you're shooting and permanence of film.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
So it's this perfect marriage of theater and film.
Yes.
Nobody cares, nobody wants it.
Kelly
I have a feeling it's gonna come back.
Phil Rosenthal
I do too. Because the greatest hits in television.
Kelly
Yes.
Phil Rosenthal
Have always been that when the one that hits. But here's the thing. After Raymond, when do you think the next hit family sitcom was?
Kelly
After Raymond?
Phil Rosenthal
Yes.
Kelly
I don't know.
Phil Rosenthal
The next year. No, five years till the next one. Modern Family. And it wasn't for camera.
It wasn't?
Kelly
No, that was film.
Phil Rosenthal
Single camera. Film and modern film. It had to be that. It had to be single camera thing. Not my wheelhouse. I do what I do. I know what I know. They would tell me. Yeah, listen, we like you Just be more hip and edgy. And I'm like, well, what they really wanted was Friends.
Kelly
Right.
Phil Rosenthal
And the only thing I always say, the only thing that was wrong with Friends were all the shows that came after that tried to imitate it. Friends was the anomaly where the cute, beautiful people were also funny. Yeah, that doesn't happen every day. You don't go to the beautiful people for comedy. We use them for other things.
Kelly
The cute, beautiful people now are cop shows.
Phil Rosenthal
Are they?
Kelly
Yeah, like any of the Chicago shows, you know, the Chicago Police and fire and all that. They're all beautiful. You're like, yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
Why people like that?
Kelly
Yeah, people like that.
Phil Rosenthal
I like it. Of course. Yeah, of course.
But the networks are in trouble, are they not?
Yes, everyone's in trouble. Yeah. Have you read the news?
Kelly
Oh, yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
Today they're only joy. Oh, boy.
Kelly
But so anyway, you figured out how to then take the next step in your career, which was to have autonomy and do a show you wanted to do.
Phil Rosenthal
Yes, because I struck out at sitcoms. I thought, which is crazy. I would naturally think after Raymond that my purpose in life was to make sitcoms. Nobody wanted them. I even had the spin off of Raymond ready with the brother. Yeah, they didn't want it.
Kelly
That's insane.
Phil Rosenthal
They said, you can do a pilot. I said, a pilot. That series is going to be Robert and Amy, which is Monica and her family that we had had on the show. Fred Willard, Georgia Engel and Chris Elliott.
Please.
They'd been on. Yes. Ding, ding, ding. They'd been on 30 times at least. Proven. You know what they said, we'll give you a pilot, but we don't really want shows like this because everyone in that cast is over 40.
Kelly
Well, how do they answer for the fact that the syndication numbers are so huge people are still watching it in droves? You know, they wouldn't be doing that if people didn't enjoy it.
Phil Rosenthal
You know, I don't. Do you understand the business? You understand the business. No, I don't understand it. I do know that everything is money driven and they look at their data. I once said to the president of cbs, he was talking about testing. He was wondering what shows to put on his schedule. And I was helping with. I would. I would help write and direct his speech at Carnegie hall for the upfronts.
Kelly
Right, okay.
Phil Rosenthal
Because he has to make a speech. And he was talking about the show that was going to go on, and he actually asked my opinion and I didn't want to give it because that's too much responsibility. I Don't even be responsible for that. That's 150 people who are either going to work or not work. And I didn't want to give an answer. He goes, I'm asking everybody, okay, if you say it like that. Okay, so my opinion. I said, yeah, I like this. I don't like that one. He goes, how did they. How did the one he doesn't like, how did it test? And they look at the numbers. Tested very well. And the one you do like. I like it. He goes, I like it too. I go, yeah. So isn't that enough? He goes, how to test? And they go, a little less than the one you don't like. And he goes like he didn't know what to do. Wow. And I'm like, come on. He goes, what? I go, what do you have the job if you can't put on. You just said, you like it. Why can't you? I said, by the way, no offense to the m. The testing man, but did you ever test the testing?
Kelly
Yeah, exactly. What do you mean?
Phil Rosenthal
I said, well, 90% of everything you put on craps out after three weeks, and you wouldn't put it on if it didn't test well. So what does the testing mean? I know what it means. Ass covering.
Yeah.
I didn't put it on with my opinion.
The numbers said.
The numbers said. You can't blame me. That's Hollywood in a nutshell.
Kelly
Wow.
Phil Rosenthal
And now it's run by corporations and not even creatives.
And nobody watches TV the way they do in testing, which is focused with a. You know what I'm saying? Oh, sure. With a meter.
Kelly
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
Turn it to the right if you like something. Turn it to the left if you don't. Oh, here comes a guy. Oh, I've seen him on TV before. Like it. This line. That's a setup line to the joke. That's not the funny line. Don't like it. Oh, now the joke. I like it. So then you get notes back from the testing, cut the straight lines, cut the setups to the jokes. I said, do you understand how people work?
Kelly
Yeah. Well, I think I had an experience with that show. That head of that network.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
I was on a show that got the best, best reviews of the season.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
We had. I think we were somewhere into episode 11. It was a very creative show, very clever. And the.
Phil Rosenthal
The.
Kelly
The showrunner went to meet with the network to see what are you going to do with the next 12 shows.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
Told them everything. He came back. He said they loved every idea I had for the next 12 shows. We're gold. And we were cancelled the next day. And I'm told the reason we were cancelled was that the. The head of the network was watching television, getting dressed to go out, and the show was on his tv. And he said, what's this? And his wife said, well, that's your show. You greenlit this show. And he goes, it was a sci fi show. He said, I hate sci fi. Get that off the air. And. And we were gone the next day.
Phil Rosenthal
Well, that's crazy.
Kelly
Well, and that's why they call it television. Television. Exactly.
Phil Rosenthal
But it's all better now.
Is it?
No. Your life is for me. Yeah.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
I'm the luckiest guy you're ever going to have on this show.
Kelly
But it took a little while, Phil, just a little while to. To nail that down.
Phil Rosenthal
10 years. 10 years from the time Raymond ended to the time I got onto PBS with the travel show. PBS was my first stop on the travel show was 10 years.
Did you pitch a lot of places that end up on PBS or did you go to.
I pitched to every single network. PBS was actually my first choice of where to go. But my agent said, there's no money at pbs.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
Why would you think. Why would you think of pbs? I said, because on pbs I might be hip and edgy.
Kelly
Yeah, that's right. But you did exporting Raymond before I did. Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
That was a little bit of a transition.
That was.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
The light. Especially inside baseball. It was so inside baseball for anybody who cared about the business or how it was funny. It was informative, it was absurd, it was scary.
Kelly
Yeah. And. And subsequently even scarier. Right.
Phil Rosenthal
I mean, well, you can't go back. Can't go now.
Kelly
Right?
Phil Rosenthal
Couldn't do it now.
Kelly
No, exactly.
Phil Rosenthal
People who don't know the exporting Raymond is the story of how the Russians called me. Right after Raymond was over, the Russians called and asked if I would help them translate my sitcom into Everybody Loves Kostya, Everybody Loves Kusha. And I said I would happily do it if we could film the process, because I saw potential there. And they said, okay, yeah.
Kelly
And they sent you over with.
Phil Rosenthal
And then they did not listen to one word I said.
Kelly
Right.
Phil Rosenthal
The movie is about, you know, how the. No. You get at home is the same. No. All over the world sometimes. Everyone's the same. They're different. But underneath, all the same.
Kelly
The head of comedy was a particularly interesting.
Phil Rosenthal
Fantastic. He was a laser beam technician. And I said, why is the head of comedy from laser beams? And they Said both new technologies, comedy and laser beams. Yes. For them, they never had a sitcom before. The Nanny was their first sitcom. An adaptation of the Nanny was their first, and that hit. And so they wanted more American sitcoms.
They didn't read Chekhov, obviously.
Yeah. Golden Girls didn't work over there because the Russians couldn't relate to it. And the reason was because there is no nice, warm place for old ladies to go.
Kelly
I mean, I can remember you sitting with this guy and he never cracked a smile once.
Phil Rosenthal
But I have to be honest, I've been at network meetings where the head of comedy does not crack a smile.
Kelly
Right, Exactly, Exactly.
Phil Rosenthal
They didn't balk at you shooting the documentary side of it. Did they not know that you were gonna own all that footage of the process?
They were okay with it. But once we were outside and police came over and said, you. You cannot point the camera that way. Why? This is the Kremlin. Okay. I mean, it's just outside of the. You cannot point camera that way. Okay.
Unnerved.
Whatever you say.
Kelly
Yes. But then you had a. You had a driver that had an interesting tale, too. Right.
Phil Rosenthal
He had been a soldier in Afghanistan.
Kelly
And in the film, you have a really great relationship with him.
Phil Rosenthal
He had told me his story, and it was very touching and very sad because he had to actually. He actually killed somebody and he regretted it for the rest of his life. He had studied in school and loved oceanography and loved seashells in particular, and wanted to study seashells. I mean, so beautiful and sensitive. And
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Phil Rosenthal
He had to go to war that's I mean, it was profound.
Kelly
It was a great documentary.
Phil Rosenthal
Thank you.
Kelly
Yeah. Loved it.
Phil Rosenthal
Thank you.
I did, too.
I loved it. Thank you. Thank you. The best part was the costume lady. She thought that the purpose of the sitcom was to educate Russian women on high fashion. And so she would have the wife character in beautiful ball gowns around the house. I said, it's not the opposite of the characteristic. And she goes, she's on television. And I said, okay, but she's vacuuming the house in this scene. It doesn't make sense. Would you wear something like that to clean up around your house? She said, of course not. I said, okay, that's what I'm going for. I'm going for. It doesn't have to be relatable to America. I want it to be relatable to you, to Russian people watching. So she should wear what you would wear? No, no, she's on television. I said, okay, but she doesn't know she's on television.
Yeah. Did that land?
No.
Kelly
Wow.
Phil Rosenthal
She honestly couldn't understand why you would put something on TV that wasn't beautiful. And their style of comedy was also very over the top.
Kelly
Oh, boy.
Phil Rosenthal
And I was trying for a certain realism.
Kelly
Well, I mean, Ray. Yeah. Did you get any Railer? Railer than real?
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah, More realer than Ray.
Kelly
And so these guys were, like, just ridiculous. Like borsch belt.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah. Hilarious. Huge. Hilariously terrible. But to us, to them, they accepted it. But I did notice when they're taping, and one of the things I asked for was an audience, of course. And they said, we don't use audience. I said, why not? It really livens it up. He goes, we would have to get chairs.
Kelly
That is. They don't have those in Russia, I'm told. Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
Who gets the thing is hard to get.
Did you get an audience?
10 people on the next soundstage watching on a monitor. I said, no, no, no, no, no, no. Understand, the whole purpose is to have laughs for the. For the actors. We don't want laughs. Why not? We'll mess with the sound.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
So every single thing was a battle. It's my family's favorite movie because of how much I suffered.
Kelly
Yeah, yeah. I remember you in a. Like a stairwell.
Phil Rosenthal
There was a fluorescent light that was buzzing, and it's very dark, except for the one fluorescent light. So it's actually spooky. Yeah. And I said, well, listen, listen. You can hear the cancer.
Kelly
Exactly. Great line.
Phil Rosenthal
Thank you. That was a good transition for me from. I was still doing my job as a writer.
Kelly
Right.
Phil Rosenthal
But here I am on camera.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
So that. That I could show that to people when I had the travel show idea.
Kelly
It's a tough thing, playing yourself in a reality setting.
Phil Rosenthal
Yes.
Kelly
We're doing it right now, in a sense.
Phil Rosenthal
You're very good at it, both of you. Well, I believe you are you.
Kelly
Yeah, yeah. You know, it's not me.
Phil Rosenthal
You're an actor, though.
But you wanted to be an actor in the. I love that story where he said, I was fucking star in high school. I was a star in college. I went to New York.
Nobody called that. What.
Nobody told New York.
Nobody told New York what a big star I was in high school.
Kelly
Well, you did a show in New York, though, that got some real traction. Yes. Is this Tony and Tina's Wedding?
Phil Rosenthal
Yes.
Kelly
Right. Ran for years.
Phil Rosenthal
Ran for years. I didn't see a dime from it.
No kidding.
I got completely screwed. So if it's okay with you, I'd like to spend the rest of the podcast because. Complaining about.
Kelly
Okay, yeah, good idea. Can you name names?
Phil Rosenthal
No.
No dropping names there.
No.
Kelly
Okay. Wasn't the guy who ran cbs, was it? No. Okay.
Phil Rosenthal
No, he came over. He was on his team by the end. He respected your.
Kelly
Your.
Phil Rosenthal
Your chutzpah.
If you like hits.
Kelly
Yeah. So. But anyway, what I was getting at was when you play yourself.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
And particularly you've done so many episodes now.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
I mean, I know you've. Through time, you've gotten as comfortable as you can possibly be being yourself. Right on camera.
Phil Rosenthal
Right.
Kelly
You're like the. The women on, you know, Beverly Hills Housewives.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah, exactly like them, you know.
Kelly
No, but I see, I have this theory that they are the greatest talents in actresses and actors in the world. Because they have a camera right here.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
Like you do at all times. And they weep and they scream and they have fights and they. They just, you know, agonize and all that. And they seem completely unaware that there's.
Phil Rosenthal
It's a phenomenon. And I think I know what it is. I think that you forget that it's. You get used to it quickly and you forget it's there.
Kelly
It gotta be.
Phil Rosenthal
You know, if we're. If we're really talking.
Kelly
Right.
Phil Rosenthal
As I believe we are, we're not thinking about this. No, we're really right. I mean.
Well, thankfully, we're not.
It's in the back of your mind that it's there, but you're not nervous about it, and you're not. I'll give you a great example in exporting Raymond. I went to My parents house to film some stuff with them because. For two reasons. I wanted the audience to see where the parents on Raymond came from and what the whole thing is based on. And my parents had been to Russia, so I could ask them about Russia before I go. And I thought that would be useful. And they come in with big cameras. Not like these little ones, big ones, men with thing. They strap a microphone to my mother, running it up the front of her blouse. Oh, my. She's like my father. I gotta wear a battery on my ass. What is this? And the guy, the boom mic guy comes in with a big pole in their house.
Yeah.
I'm not kidding you. Within five minutes, they're fighting as if nobody's there. That's great, Max. I told you not to put that there. Why?
Kelly
There's a relationship. A thin relationship, though, to an audience when you're on stage. Because you do forget, you know they're there.
Phil Rosenthal
Yes.
Kelly
I mean, unless it's comedy and you hear them.
Phil Rosenthal
But if you're doing your job, you're not thinking about them.
Kelly
Right. You're focused on.
Phil Rosenthal
You're supposed to be.
Kelly
Yeah, exactly.
Phil Rosenthal
So I'm the person I'm supposed to be.
Kelly
Right, right.
Phil Rosenthal
It really is that simple.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
And I don't have to tell you, you're a great actor. You know that if you focus on the other person with you.
Kelly
Yes.
Phil Rosenthal
That's everything.
Kelly
That's it.
Phil Rosenthal
And then you are just naturally you.
Kelly
Exactly. Right. Exactly. That is the secret of if you want to be an actor. Just focusing.
Phil Rosenthal
If you're lucky enough to be with somebody who listens.
Yes.
Kelly
Actively. Right now.
Phil Rosenthal
Yes. But even if you don't, I'm looking at you look at an actor where
the actor does this. We'd both done this. The actor looks right there at your forehead instead of into your eyes.
Oh, yeah. What's that about?
That's how either nervous or uncomfortable or.
Oh, sure.
Yeah. It's happened. I've seen it half a dozen times. And I'm looking to get into their. I try to get into the eyeliner. I can make eye contact if I want.
I could never understand in theater school at Hofstra University, when you take acting class, why they're so focused on relaxation exercises. And it turns out that's so important. Because our nerves are what make us terrible actors. Because we're so nervous and we think we have to do things and we think we have to. And that's what I'm looking at. Euphoria. Because I'm so in my head that I have to look at your head.
I know. It's so good. It's so true.
But I never understood it because I guess I wasn't that nervous.
But that's a gift, I think, to not be. I mean, we get less nervous because we're old now. But I think if you're young and you can. And you're not nervous, you are already ahead of the game.
That's it.
Yeah.
You see, when you see little kids who are just so natural.
Kelly
Right.
Phil Rosenthal
Kid in adolescence.
Come on.
The kid in adolescence.
I mean, that was extraordinary.
Kelly
Have you seen Hamnet? The kid in Hamnet.
Phil Rosenthal
Amazing.
Kelly
Unbelievable.
Phil Rosenthal
That's too much for me, that movie.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
I can't take it.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
I mean, how much of a kid screaming in agony, his mother's arms dying as she screams in agony? Can I take.
Kelly
You have to pay for that.
Phil Rosenthal
Nope. I didn't blow the movie.
Kelly
No. But that boy is really, really good.
Phil Rosenthal
And do you know that was his older brother at the end, who plays.
That's.
Kelly
That's a wonderful touch. They, they. That's added to it. Yeah. Great.
Phil Rosenthal
And she is. She's my favorite actor. She is saying right now she's gonna win.
You know what?
Kelly
I kind of. I mean, I agree with you.
Phil Rosenthal
Have you seen Begonia?
She was great, too. Well, she's always great.
She really is. Always great.
Kelly
And I know you have. If I had legs, I'd kick.
Phil Rosenthal
You didn't see it.
Kelly
Oh, she's really.
Phil Rosenthal
Oh, I'll bet she's good. She's terrific too.
Kelly
She could do anything.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah. And I didn't see that yet.
Kelly
She's playing American.
Phil Rosenthal
But best picture. What do you think?
Kelly
One battle.
Phil Rosenthal
One battle.
Yeah, me too.
Kelly
I. I think twice.
Phil Rosenthal
It is the best picture, I got to tell you. Have you seen it twice, Jackson?
Kelly
Seen it four times.
Phil Rosenthal
He's smart. If you see it again, you will love it even more. Because the first time you see it, it's like this crazy roller coaster.
Kelly
What the hell, right?
Phil Rosenthal
You know, you saw something great, but when you see it again, you can't believe the genius. Because you know what you start to really marvel at the construction of the
move and the shot making, the shot making of the actors.
It's incredible.
Kelly
It's really incredible.
Phil Rosenthal
This.
And the guys loosened the nuts on the. On the head of the camera. Pretty great on take two. Said, this isn't rattly enough.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
And he went like old school. He got a screwdriver.
Yeah.
I mean, it's spectacular.
Kelly
Great movie.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
Best supporting. It's hard to Say they're both so great in different ways.
Phil Rosenthal
I would give it to Sean Penn.
Kelly
I think Sean Penn is remarkable in it.
Phil Rosenthal
You got a couple of modelas though, going on the other guy.
Kelly
You're going with Benicio. I think he's great in it.
Phil Rosenthal
He is.
Kelly
But Sean is such a brave performance.
Phil Rosenthal
I mean, that's like. Like from Dr. Strangelove.
Kelly
It really.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah. That's a good comparison.
Kelly
Really. And I don't think Leo's ever been.
Phil Rosenthal
Wait a minute. What about.
I agree.
What about the bell?
Oh, yeah. I mean, sleeping on the bell. Yeah.
Kelly
Maybe Wolf of Wall street, but yeah. He's so remarkable in this film. Leo, it's like a giant.
Phil Rosenthal
I've never liked him more.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
But I also. I never liked Timothy Chalamet more than in that movie.
Kelly
I haven't seen it yet.
Phil Rosenthal
I haven't seen it either.
Kelly
But I'm going to like supreme there. Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
The cast is great. I don't think the movie is as good as one battle after another.
Kelly
I like Sinners too, a lot.
Phil Rosenthal
I loved Sinners.
Yeah.
Kelly
Yeah. Very inventive movie.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Delroy Lindo.
Kelly
Yeah. I love.
Phil Rosenthal
I love watching him.
Kelly
I was so glad he got nominated. I thought he was great.
Phil Rosenthal
Was he on our show?
Kelly
Huh?
Phil Rosenthal
Was he ever on our show?
Kelly
This show?
Phil Rosenthal
No, but Taylor.
Kelly
By the way, it's only back to
Phil Rosenthal
Taylor if you're still watching. The invitation still stands.
Kelly
Yeah. And maybe Delroy will come with you. Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
By the way, her documentary, the documentary series that just came out about her last tour is really interesting. Yeah.
Kelly
I mean, I want to talk about the travel show a little more, but does Richard, by the way, does he, your brother, does he operate the camera or does he just tell people what to do?
Phil Rosenthal
He doesn't do anything. He's just a pain in the ass.
Kelly
Yeah, yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
No, he's the producer. If the show is any good at all, I give him full credit.
Kelly
Yeah. I like Richard. I saw Richard recently.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah. Oh, that's nice. He's going to be out here in a week or so.
Kelly
Yeah. Very good guy. So is his wife.
Phil Rosenthal
Yes. Karen.
Kelly
Karen. Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
Doesn't Richard get a little something?
Kelly
Yeah, why not?
Phil Rosenthal
That was too much.
Kelly
What I want to ask you, Phil, before we talk even more about the show is. So Phil has this thing where he has a screening room in his house that's like sort of world class.
Phil Rosenthal
Do it right?
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
If you're going to do it.
Kelly
Yeah. Almost every week that I'm here. Yeah. That you're here.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
He screens a movie and The. Sometimes an old film. I think this week is an older film.
Phil Rosenthal
Being there.
Kelly
Being there. Love being there. I'd like to do it again.
Phil Rosenthal
That's an actor who you remind me of.
Kelly
I love Peter Sellers, by the way.
Phil Rosenthal
You remind me of Peter Sellers.
Wouldn't it work on stage?
Kelly
I think it very well could.
Phil Rosenthal
Oh, that's a good idea.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
So maybe it's a musical.
Kelly
You heard your musical. That's a really good idea. I think it's a musical.
Phil Rosenthal
You heard it here first.
Kelly
All right. Don't steal that idea. We're gonna.
Phil Rosenthal
Okay. So you can be funny. I've seen you.
Kelly
Yeah. I could tell a joke.
Phil Rosenthal
Remember we did a little short where you played the doctor, Trump's doctor. We did this in 2016.
Kelly
Yes.
Phil Rosenthal
Thinking it would be so funny and help the cause. And it didn't work.
Kelly
It didn't work. It was a Comedy Central thing. We did that where I was the character from Independence Day.
Phil Rosenthal
As. As Trump's.
Kelly
As Trump.
Phil Rosenthal
Remember, Trump had this doctor who verified
that he was healthy.
He was in perfect condition.
Kelly
Exactly.
Phil Rosenthal
Did he go with that character?
Kelly
Hair.
Phil Rosenthal
Crazy white hair.
Kelly
It was a. It was the same wig. That was a $10,000 wig. We use like a $3 wig. But it was.
Phil Rosenthal
But we. We looked at this and we said, he reminds me of. Yeah, Brent's character in Independence Day. And so we got Brent to do the doctor.
Did you ever see Brent's previous series called Fresh Hell?
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Kelly
my web series.
Phil Rosenthal
It's a web series?
Oh, no, I haven't seen it yet.
Kelly
Oh, it's hysterical.
Phil Rosenthal
He's an actor, teacher who has been. Something bad happened in his past.
Kelly
Yeah. We call it the Incident.
Phil Rosenthal
The Incident.
Kelly
But we never say what it was.
Phil Rosenthal
Teaching porn stars how to act.
Kelly
It was way ahead of its time because basically I was Me too'd out of the business 10 years before me Too happened. But we didn't know exactly what it was I supposedly died. The Incident.
Phil Rosenthal
People still see this?
Kelly
Yeah, it's still on YouTube. Oh, great. I really.
Phil Rosenthal
YouTube is the future, man.
This is on YouTube.
Kelly
This is on YouTube right now. So not to belabor this, Phil, but when you let me belabor it. So you do the series. You traveled all over the world.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
How long do you stay in each town?
Phil Rosenthal
A week.
Kelly
You stay a week?
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
So do you shoot every day or do you have. You don't have days where you go, okay, today we're just gonna have fun? We're not gonna.
Phil Rosenthal
No, no. Sometimes I get a little time while they're doing B roll, and so that's like a vacation day for me.
So you travel with your family?
Sometimes I bring them. They. I, I would bring them every show. I love traveling with them. We have such a good time. But they have this annoying thing called their own lives.
Exactly.
So I can't. They're not always available. But whenever I can.
But you and your brother.
Well, my brother, yeah.
Kelly
He's the producer.
Phil Rosenthal
And you stay nice. Yeah, yeah, I'd see. This sounds like the best job.
Kelly
Oh, it's the best job ever. I remember in your second season on pbs.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
When you were saying, I could do this the rest of my life. And in fact, you are. It's true. You know, and I will.
Phil Rosenthal
I mean, I never know if we're going to get picked up again, but we're Netflix's longest running show.
Saturday get eight season. Networks. Networks. Netflix used to say, no matter how good the show is, three seasons all we need. Yeah.
I made them an offer they couldn't refuse.
Good.
Not beneficial to me other than doing my dream job. But at any moment they could say, that's enough with this guy already.
Yeah, but they won't.
Kelly
When the show first started, it was basically you were going to different restaurants and tasting the food. And that was the beginning. And it's evolved from there now. I mean, you have experiences as well as food. I mean, it's still a food based show.
Phil Rosenthal
It is.
But I'm only using food in my stupid sense of humor to get you what I think is the real message, which is, I think the world would be better if we all could experience a Little bit of other people's experiences right over.
Food is a way to do it.
Food is the great thing to do.
Kelly
That's right.
Phil Rosenthal
And then. Laughs of the cement.
Yeah.
So I'm using what I know about making sitcoms, but it's in the service of everything else I love doing in life. Food, family, friends, travel. Laughs.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
That's how I think I'd like to live the rest of my life. So I will find a way. Whether Netflix is with me or not, I will find a way to keep doing this. Because now that I get feedback from people that it means something to them to see, especially today, the phrase I
was just about to use. Could it be more prescient and more important?
Human connection is the only thing that will save us.
Kelly
Well, yep. That bad bunny was talking about that a little bit the other day.
Phil Rosenthal
I can't tell you how great that was. How Absolutely. I mean, I don't have to tell you how great it was. You saw how great it was. Only an idiot would have a problem with that.
It couldn't have been more successful at every level.
I mean, I wept tears of joy watching it. And of course, because of the context that it set in, which is the world today, it meant even more. And it was so beautifully done. And he was so great. And I don't really know his music, I admit it. And. Do I speak Spanish? No. Did it mean anything to me that I didn't know? Because you got everything you were supposed to get.
Exactly. From the moment they had to walk. The people.
I mean, just for the trees coming out as people. How great is that?
That was great.
You know about the trees. Do you know why people were.
The trucks. The trucks would leave a mark.
They only have. No. They only get 25 trucks worth of sets to bring out. They've timed it down to the second. You have seven minutes to build that world at every halftime show. So any more than 25 trucks and we can't do it.
Kelly
Right.
Phil Rosenthal
So how did they get it that. All the set that they needed, they had the plants as costumes for people who could just walk out without trucks.
Kelly
Wow.
Phil Rosenthal
Genius.
Genius.
And the way it was shot was like. It was phenomenal.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
And all the cameos and the Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin. It was all great. I've watched now, like, four times. I love it. So much better than the game.
Kelly
Absolutely.
Phil Rosenthal
100%.
Well, that's sports.
Yeah.
Kelly
You also, Phil. You do now. You do live appearances.
Phil Rosenthal
I do.
Kelly
We kind of understand that because we relate to it. Just because of the Conventions. We do. We do panels at the conventions like this.
Phil Rosenthal
Oh, do we?
Kelly
We do Q and A with the audience.
Phil Rosenthal
Isn't it fun? The. Honestly, I love that as much as doing.
Kelly
Oh, yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
The travel show, because. Why? You're connecting with the people. And half my show is Q and A, and it couldn't be more fun. I get everyone from toddlers to dead people.
Kelly
The only. The only thing about it that I think is dangerous is that so often you walk off the stage after the experience thinking you may be one of the greatest comedians that ever lived.
Phil Rosenthal
Oh, because of the captain.
Kelly
No matter what you say, they love you. You know, I mean, they come in with so much love.
Phil Rosenthal
They come in loaded for love. Yes. And that's very nice. It never, never gets old. It never gets old, but it never. I don't let it go to my head that much either, because I understand. Yes, they like the show, but the business will keep you grounded.
Kelly
Yeah, absolutely.
Phil Rosenthal
And when you go home, by the way, that keeps you grounded. They don't come with the. The, oh, my God, he's here. That. I never get that in my house.
No. Nor should you.
Kelly
You got a book, you and Lily.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Second book that we wrote. She said to me years, few years ago, you're good with the kids on the show and the kids like you, so why don't you do a kids book? And I right away said, yeah, if you do it with me as a. As a way to do something, Lily. So we did, and it became successful. It's called Just Try it, the first one, it's about a dad who eats everything and his little girl who won't try anything. So it's called Just Try It. And people have told me it's helped them with their kids, getting them to try new foods. But listen, it's not just for kids.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
How many drugs don't try new food or new place or new ideas.
Kelly
That's right.
Phil Rosenthal
And so that did well. And now we have signed a deal with Simon Schuster to do a few books. And this is now the second one. And so it's just try it someplace new. Getting the kid to take a tiny step out of their comfort zone and, you know, spend the weekend with her dad at grandma's house. So that's a sweet story.
Kelly
You have this new deal on, I've seen on Instagram, where I don't know where else it might be, but where you will. They ask people to write in, say, I'll go wherever you tell me to go.
Phil Rosenthal
Yes.
Kelly
Eat a Meal.
Phil Rosenthal
Yes.
Kelly
Yeah. Is that here in LA or is that.
Phil Rosenthal
It could be anywhere. And if I'm in that town, I'll do it.
Kelly
Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
Why not? Yeah.
Kelly
That sounds. I mean, just no brainer.
Phil Rosenthal
Phone. And. And so it keeps. It keeps the.
Kelly
The.
Phil Rosenthal
The franchise alive in between seasons.
Kelly
Yeah. No kidding.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah. Is that good enough for you?
Kelly
We have squeezed every.
Phil Rosenthal
We. What about the waffle?
You gotta come. You gotta have it.
We drop your name.
Don't have to come with me.
Okay.
Kelly
Yeah. Yeah.
Phil Rosenthal
It's only fun for me if you come with me.
God, you're a delight. What a treat.
Kelly
I don't know how you do this at the restaurant, but it seems to be a new trend in breakfast in diners and restaurants that I go to for breakfast. Happened to me this morning, actually. I won't say where I was, but it was very disappointing. Pointing. And that is when you order eggs. Comes with toast, comes with potatoes, whatever. Yeah. The. The toast comes and it's one piece of toast.
Phil Rosenthal
Yes.
Kelly
Used to be two pieces of toast.
Phil Rosenthal
Yes. You know what we found? We used to. When as soon as we opened, we had two pieces of toast. Guess what? Nobody eats two pieces. That's what they said.
Kelly
Because I complained and they said, it's not about money, it's about waste. We don't want to waste.
Phil Rosenthal
It's exactly right.
Kelly
Yeah. But, you know, what have I paid for it? The one that I wasted.
Phil Rosenthal
We're not charging people for toast they
Kelly
don't eat, but it becomes part of the package.
Phil Rosenthal
It used to be, but people aren't. They're simply not eating two pieces of toast.
Kelly
I do. I like one piece with butter and one piece with butter and jelly.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah. I've seen you do it.
Yeah. You sound like a pain in the ass.
Kelly
I do.
Phil Rosenthal
Have you eaten a lot with him?
Kelly
You'll see. I'm coming again.
Phil Rosenthal
And there's a bunch of stuff he doesn't eat.
You're telling me. I travel with him 40 years.
Kelly
We travel together. If you watch the show, Phil will eat anything.
Phil Rosenthal
I know.
Kelly
Phil will eat both. If it's cooked. If it's seasoned.
Phil Rosenthal
If it's cooked.
Kind of sauce.
Kelly
Exactly.
Phil Rosenthal
But if you come to the diner and you want two pieces of toast, I'm gonna throw in the second piece for you, no charge.
Kelly
All right. All right. Because nowadays I go in, I order, and then I say, and I'd like an extra order of toast, which means one. One more piece. Basically.
Phil Rosenthal
That's kind of it.
Kelly
Yeah. All right. Understand?
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah.
Kelly
Phil.
Phil Rosenthal
Okay. Now you get to off your chest.
You know, put your PE back.
Kelly
Putting my PE back into my. Thank you, Phil. Thanks for sorting that out, Phil. You're the best buddy. Thank you so much for being here.
Phil Rosenthal
I wish you guys could come eat right now.
Kelly
I do too. I do too.
Phil Rosenthal
But you have family.
Kelly
I got.
Phil Rosenthal
Yeah. Overrated.
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Hosts: Brent Spiner & Jonathan Frakes
Date: March 26, 2026
Guest: Phil Rosenthal (Creator: Everybody Loves Raymond, Somebody Feed Phil)
In this animated, laugh-filled episode, Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes host Phil Rosenthal, famed sitcom creator and food-travel show host. The conversation journeys from the inside baseball of sitcom production, the evolution and survival of family comedies, and the perils of TV network decision-making, to food’s power to foster human connection and hilarious digressions about breakfast toast. The mood is warm, funny and reflective—sprinkled with nostalgic stories, practical showbiz wisdom, and a healthy dash of food talk.
| MM:SS | Segment Topic | |------------|---------------------------------------------------| | 01:35-03:24 | Email & Spam frustrations | | 03:51-15:44 | Everybody Loves Raymond casting and network drama | | 15:44-21:24 | The death/revival of family sitcoms & network “testing” | | 24:28-30:24 | Exporting Raymond & adaptation mishaps | | 30:56-36:00 | Becoming a travel host, on-camera authenticity | | 36:09-39:03 | Oscars & recent favorite films | | 43:03-47:56 | Somebody Feed Phil, food as connection | | 47:22-50:21 | Live events & children's books | | 50:34-52:17 | The Great Toast Debate! | | 52:33-52:39 | Warm Farewell & Family jokes |
This episode delivers a satisfying blend of industry wisdom, creative resilience, and sparkling banter among three masters of their crafts. Phil Rosenthal’s stories underscore the timelessness—and unpredictability—of great entertainment, the lasting value of sticking to your creative guns, and the universal power of food and humor to bring people (and podcast hosts) together.