Uncle Si Joins John Luke Robertson to Play Their Own Video Game

Summary

Duck Call Room Podcast Summary

Episode: Uncle Si Joins John Luke Robertson to Play Their Own Video Game
Date: November 27, 2025
Hosts/Guests: Si Robertson, Justin Martin, John-David Owen, John Godwin, Jay Stone, Phillip McMillan, Jacob Mayo, John Luke Robertson

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Episode Overview

This Thanksgiving-themed episode veers from the usual duck-hunting stories to a hilarious, self-deprecating playthrough and review of Duck Dynasty: The Video Game on Xbox. Joined by John Luke Robertson, the crew gathers on the couch to witness themselves and their family parodied in polygons and voice acting, reacting in real time to the strange narrative, gameplay, and character representations. Banter abounds as the conversation bounces between in-game antics, backstories invented by fans, and long-standing family jokes, all while the crew tries (and often fails) to master the controls.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Thanksgiving Vibes and Couch Antics

• The show opens with a relaxed, familial tone, with John Luke joining as a guest. Jokes fly about needing better podcast furniture (“I’m potentially gonna lobby for two couches and get rid of the tables.” – Martin, 01:18).
• The group brainstorms about recliners and ottomans, demonstrating their signature laid-back camaraderie.

2. Introducing Duck Dynasty: The Video Game (02:10)

• John Luke brings the Duck Dynasty Xbox game as the day's "prop."
• Discussion on whether to play story mode or minigames—story mode wins, as everyone is curious to see themselves rendered as video game characters.
• Early confusion and laughter about character models (“Everyone looks like they’re an awesome beard. Their models that we got for the show.” – John Luke, 04:37).

3. Playing Through: Story Mode & Tutorials

• The group note the video game is loosely based around John Luke’s life, though liberties and oddities abound.
• They poke fun at the dialogue and voice acting (“He’s laughing at his own jokes in a 12-year-old video.” – Johnny D, 05:56).
• In-game, the characters are tasked with hunting for dinner, leading to a mix of playful critique and nostalgia. This provokes reflection on the real-life family dynamic and the show’s legacy.

4. Family Rules and Duck Calling

• The crew makes jokes about in-game duck calling tutorials (“Okay, I’m actually learning something right now.” – John Luke, 09:00), contrasting the game’s instructions with their own expertise.
• Hunting mechanics are dissected with playful ribbing: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, got him in the butt. No. Bad call. That’s over his limit.” (Justin Martin, 10:16)

5. Internet Lore & The Mystery of Cousin Bo (15:24)

• They discover Cousin Bo was an invented character, and that bizarre fan fiction exists for him: “This is a real website. Was nearly arrested on account of several DUI charges in the state of Texas…” (Johnny D, 16:02).
• Debate ensues over Bo’s legacy: “Due to A&E statements on the matter, Bo is not permitted to appear on the Duck Dynasty broadcast at any time.” (16:55)
• The cast marvels at how fans can invent elaborate, semi-believable backstories for side characters.

6. Real-Life Parallels & Critique of Game Design

• The crew reviews Amazon ratings (“It’s got a 4.5-star rating... from 677 people.” – Johnny D, 07:48) and read aloud some comedic user reviews, finding the fanbase as humorous as the game.
• John Luke reveals he couldn’t play the game as a kid because his dad frowned on video games: “When this game came out... my dad wouldn’t let me play video games. Really? He was anti video games.” (08:02)
• The group rib each other over their characters’ postures, in-game running animations, and “aim assist” during duck hunts.

7. Expanding the In-Game Universe

• Discovery of different game modes: truck driving, boat riding, squirrel shooting, beaver-blasting, and metal detecting for treasure.
• The monotonous nature of mini-games provides material: “I’ve never played a more boring thing in my life than metal detecting on a video game.” (Johnny D, 31:03)
• Followed by a tongue-in-cheek offer: “If you’ve beat this game, will you please email me and let me know?” (Johnny D, 27:12)

8. Humor and Reflections

• The crew wonders aloud about the game developers (“Have we thought about the person that wrote this game? Where are they now?” – Johnny D, 32:10).
• Multiple gags about video game royalties, in-game collectibles, and the authenticity (or lack thereof) of the in-game Louisiana setting.
• Family in-jokes flow—stains on the couch, peeing in pants, and Martin’s prowess (or lack thereof) at shooting digital ducks.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the game’s randomness:
  “This isn’t as miserable as the rest of us working.” — Johnny D, 05:11

• On in-game character models:
  “Everyone looks like they’re an awesome beard. Their models that we got for the show.” — John Luke, 04:37

• On unmet acting expectations:
  “No wonder I didn’t do the voice acting for this. They switched it from Bo to me as the main character, but they didn’t hire me.” — John Luke, 24:44

• Reading savage Amazon reviews:
  “Since BluRay discs are toxic, I threw it away and gave the game case to my dog, who carries it around the house partly as a trophy and partly in shame.” — Johnny D, quoting review, 12:51

• On the invention of Cousin Bo:
  “This is a real website. Was nearly arrested on account of several DUI charges in the state of Texas after partying down on New Year’s Day of 2011.” — Johnny D, 16:02
  “I think some fan made up a whole backstory for Cousin Boy.” — Johnny D, 16:43

• Tongue-in-cheek family dynamics:
  “Well, the fact that they ripped Jeff off and called him cousin Bo and then. Don’t let John Luke talk.” — Martin, 26:18

• Philosophizing on youth:
  “Ecclesiastes 11:9—‘Rejoice, young man, in your youth...Let your heart cheer you in the days of your youth...’” — John Luke, 43:08

• On stains in the podcast room:
  “Why is there a giant stain under where Si normally sits?” — Justin Martin, 42:48
  “Maybe I peed my pants, didn’t know it.” — Si, 42:58

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:10] – John Luke introduces the Duck Dynasty video game.
• [05:56] – Jokes about voice acting and self-referential humor.
• [09:00] – Duck call tutorial in-game.
• [15:24] – Discovery and deep dive into Cousin Bo internet lore.
• [24:44] – John Luke on not being hired to voice himself.
• [27:12] – Pleas for listeners to email tips on beating the game.
• [31:03] – On the tedium of video game treasure hunting.
• [32:10] – Speculation on the fate of the game’s developers.
• [43:08] – John Luke delivers a Bible verse about youth.

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Episode Flow & Tone

True to Duck Commander’s TV legacy, the podcast is unpredictable, meandering, and infectiously funny. The crew’s willingness to roast each other, the game, and themselves keeps the mood light and approachable. The episode is peppered with genuine moments of wonder about the strange world of video game adaptation—as well as nostalgia for the show’s heyday and their real family roots. Fans of the show will find new inside jokes here, and anyone who ever wondered what it’s like when reality TV stars play a silly game about themselves will be thoroughly entertained.

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Closing

The episode wraps with Thanksgiving wishes, joking gratitude for not peeing their pants, and John Luke’s encouragement to rejoice in one’s youth—a fitting message for a podcast as playful as it is self-aware.

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Listen if:
You love the Duck Commander crew’s playful banter, enjoy pop culture oddities, appreciate behind-the-scenes TV lore, or just want to laugh at middle-aged men trying (badly) to play themselves in a video game.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Look at our couch full of John's. I don't know. Welcome back to the duck room. Happy Thanksgiving.

[C]

All right. There you go.

[D]

We're very relaxed for Thanksgiving on a couch. I'm With a camera pointed.

[B]

I'm potentially gonna lobby for two couches and get rid of the tables.

[D]

You like this idea?

[B]

You look more comfortable than me.

[D]

I'm very uncomfortable because the cameras.

[B]

But that's because your shorts are too short.

[C]

Normal. A little higher, you're saying, oh, yeah, you gotta have. Oh.

[B]

Or maybe an ottoman where you can prop your feet up.

[D]

I do.

[C]

Yeah. Or a recliner.

[B]

Oh, recliners. That'd be. Well, you can do that.

[C]

Would be better than the couch.

[D]

At this point, I'm thinking individual recliners. I wonder how comfortable.

[B]

I don't want to see it. If you don't want to show to people at home, don't show me.

[C]

That's right. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, John. Well, y' all are family. That's fine.

[D]

I'm looking after me.

[B]

So we're good. Yeah.

[D]

I mean, now this doesn't work at all.

[C]

There's a nasty.

[B]

Well, we.

[D]

We brought John Luke in because John Luke is a prop podcast guest host.

[B]

He's a what?

[D]

He brings props. John Luke, what have you brought us today?

[C]

What are y' all gonna play?

[D]

I have no idea. What's up?

[E]

Okay, we have duck dy, the video game on Xbox.

[C]

Okay. This one with a little shooting ducks.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Duck Hunter. That was actually before your time.

[E]

You can hunt ducks on this one. No, this.

[C]

I never did play it. I just actually saw. I saw somebody play it.

[D]

But you can hunt ducks in this.

[E]

You can do all kinds of stuff.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[D]

So Hunter, hit it.

[B]

Whose game is this?

[D]

This is Hunter's. Hunter's a big fan. Is there noise?

[C]

Wait a minute. What was this? Empty. Empty.

[E]

Okay, wait. Should we do story or mini games? Story.

[D]

I want to know what the story of Duck Dynasty the video game is.

[E]

It's a story of me and my life.

[D]

Is it really?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, do we get to get to the chapter where you have twins?

[E]

Wait, yes.

[D]

They blurred. Oh, my goodness.

[B]

What in the world?

[F]

Man, oh, man. When you got it, you got it. And let me tell you, I definitely got it.

[B]

Hey.

[F]

What you got? Bedbugs. You better watch out. Look, those little suckers are nasty and numb. The bedbugs were so bad that you'd wake up on the floor because, hey, that toss you off in the middle.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

There's so many things wrong with that statement, sir. I'm talking about having it. The gift, the talent. I am the duck call builder extraordinaire. Oh, good grief. Here we go again. I'm just this room. By the way, you ever wonder what perfection sounds like? It sounds a lot like this. It's like poetry for the ears, isn't it?

[G]

Oh, come on.

[F]

Hey, who?

[D]

I'm just an intern.

[F]

John Luke over there. A thing or two.

[G]

Gentlemen.

[F]

Hello, Willie. Party pooper alert.

[B]

Whoop, whoop.

[G]

Yeah, that's funny. What's going on in here?

[D]

Let me guess.

[G]

Working hard to complete that order for.

[C]

The eyes on this.

[D]

Shocking.

[F]

Actually, I was just showing the ropes to young John Luke over here since he wants to work with us someday. Hey, I'm all about that.

[G]

But you know, it doesn't take. Just a strong work ethic in order.

[B]

To be well round.

[D]

He needs to switch bodies with that tubby intern in the middle.

[B]

Who is that?

[E]

Everyone looks like they're an awesome beard. Their models that we got for the show.

[C]

What?

[D]

Just listen.

[E]

The revival.

[D]

I gotta look up. Oh, that's Bo.

[E]

Bo.

[D]

I'd like to thank y' all for not using me as cousin.

[E]

That would have been you if listen to his voice.

[F]

It wasn't easy. He had to bust his tail, learn everything he could about being a full blown Robertson.

[G]

Not listen to Jace.

[F]

And eventually he earned his stripes. Now look at him.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Bam. Well, this isn't as miserable as the rest of us working.

[E]

This had to be after season 1 or 2.

[G]

I wish you would actually work.

[F]

Anyway, CB help out old John Luke here if he has any questions.

[D]

Definitely.

[G]

You need help. I got answers.

[F]

Tell US CB what's it like working?

[D]

I'm looking it up.

[B]

This is before AI stop picking your had to be a human.

[E]

You're gonna hurt somebod.

[F]

Hey, when you got a booger way up there, you need to dislodge it somehow or it'll dam up your nostril like a beaver dam. And hey, eventually you'll never breathe again.

[G]

That can't possibly be true.

[F]

I think I got it.

[B]

Like that. He entertains himself.

[F]

I lost it.

[D]

He's laughing at his own jokes in a 12 year old video. Oh God.

[B]

Looks like you got a failure. Found it.

[G]

What are you doing up here, Phil?

[F]

Well, your mama sent me up here to get y' all's help. We're getting ready for the big dinner Sunday and I could use some assistance from you boys and hunting and whatnot. Ducks, squirrels, frogs, you name it. If you kill it, we grill it. Know what I'm saying? Hey, you don't have to ask me twice. I'm in.

[G]

Although I'm usually opposed to skipping out on work, I actually think this could be a good opportunity for John Luke to learn the ropes. If you want to work up here.

[E]

One day, I don't say anything.

[G]

Well rounded, Robertson. Starting today.

[B]

So do you actually play anything?

[E]

Quiet.

[F]

Do this. Tommy, you can come with me. You need to learn duck calling 101. Taught by none other than the best and most handsome.

[E]

Let's find posture.

[B]

Your cousin like. Yeah, now you're walking like a sub desperado in a western.

[D]

Hold on.

[E]

I'm so tall too.

[F]

Willie, we'll do it later.

[E]

They beef me up a little.

[D]

This is only available in on Amazon's Canadian website for some reason.

[E]

Okay, we're skipping these cut scenes.

[D]

Wow, that was the best part.

[G]

Those beavers look mad.

[E]

Look around.

[D]

So you're just in a swamp looking around.

[E]

Okay, okay.

[D]

I found it. I found it. I found it on Amazon.

[B]

At what point do we apologize to the people that bought this?

[C]

Sir?

[D]

You won't. Because we're having fun on Amazon. This video game. I promise this isn't a commercial. Because I don't even think this.

[E]

Who even is getting this now?

[D]

It's got a 4.5 star rating. Out of five. From six. 677. People.

[E]

People love this game.

[B]

When does it show the dates on the rating?

[E]

You know what's even funnier? When this game came out. As in me as a character. My dad wouldn't let me play video games. Really? He was anti video games.

[D]

He's always been.

[E]

He's Always. So I. I didn't.

[D]

He wants you to sit there and watch Fox News instead of do puzzles with your mind.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, he wants you to play Scrabble because he can win. That's what he is.

[E]

Okay, we're running.

[B]

There's a dog.

[E]

What's. What kind of running posture is this?

[B]

I don't know. You look. You're a little bow legged. I don't know you like that, but let's go.

[E]

My neck, too. Okay, we're going to get in the.

[D]

Blind with the guy.

[E]

I'm in the blind. And look over tutorial.

[F]

All right, beardless nephew. Welcome to the duck blind. I know what you're thinking. You've been to a duck line before. Big deal.

[B]

I thought our podcast was aimless.

[D]

Oh, wait. You have to blow a duck call.

[G]

So call is made up of a series of notes.

[E]

Okay, I'm actually learning something right now.

[G]

Hitting the right note at the right time.

[B]

That's a green duck.

[G]

Here, I'll show you. Now you give it a try, John.

[D]

Okay, you can tell that was Jace.

[B]

Jace actually blew it. That was Jace's audio.

[D]

Make a feed call.

[G]

That's good.

[D]

See if you can do that. Was it.

[B]

Make two.

[E]

Well, this is like the tutorial. We should have skipped this. Okay, good, good, good.

[G]

That's some fine calling.

[D]

Oh, this is great. I'm reading reviews right now.

[G]

To get ducks that are right above you to land near your decoys. Hey, there's some ducks coming in.

[C]

Ducks coming in, boy.

[B]

Call a man.

[E]

Call them in.

[D]

Why is cousin Bo the expert?

[G]

I think I hear.

[E]

I think. There they are.

[B]

Feed call. I definitely wouldn't have started with a face call. Now you do feed call.

[E]

Yeah. What should we start with?

[D]

You should shoot them right now. Shoot.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, got him in the butt. No, Bad call. That's over his limit. I might get the game One You.

[D]

Well, this person said maybe one star.

[G]

John.

[D]

Luke made an excellent gag gift. Great in the worst possible way.

[G]

Hey, there's another flock over there.

[D]

Whoa, hold on.

[B]

Oh, you gotta hit a B.

[C]

Here they come, boy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[B]

And kill.

[C]

There you go.

[B]

Now that's good. Oh, he shot that first one on the water.

[E]

No, I think he just shot three in a row.

[B]

Five, six. This is two problems with Jace. He ain't got no plug in his gun, and now he's over the limit on Miller's.

[D]

He's.

[C]

Here comes another bunch right here.

[B]

Oh, you just. Just pulled a cold.

[E]

What happened? If I. Oh, I actually tried to mess up that time, and I didn't.

[B]

You're a natural. Yeah, it's your game.

[D]

Some dude reviewed this in October of 2014 and was just a savage. Don't shoot the dog.

[E]

Nice.

[B]

Okay. Matthew McConaughey in there. All right, all right.

[E]

That's who they got to play Cousin Bo. Matthew McConaughey.

[B]

He must have been prepping for Dallas Buyers Club.

[E]

All right, we got some real footage.

[A]

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[F]

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[D]

Prices and participation may vary. Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska, and California. And for delivery.

[E]

Oh, wait, I could drive the truck.

[D]

Oh, man.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Like, some of the reviews are magical. Our fans are as funny as us.

[B]

Yeah, are they witty? Because we're not.

[D]

Since Blu Ray discs are toxic, I threw it away and gave the game case to my dog, who carries it around the house partly as a trophy and partly in shame.

[E]

Oh, wait, I could change the radio station.

[D]

He buried it by the rose.

[B]

Oh, you're. Yeah, what we listen to on the radio.

[C]

Go.

[E]

Oh, this is basically GTA Grand Theft Auto.

[B]

Little active shooter.

[E]

Can I go faster?

[D]

Wait, Part of the video game was finding a radio station that Cousin Bo or Jace like, shoot.

[G]

We're going to walk over to the range.

[B]

I got some big questions about cousin.

[D]

I got more questions about. Why do you walk like that? Did you put on the weird suit? And they.

[E]

They actually modeled me running for this. Take him down, Cousin Bo.

[B]

We need to have Cousin Bo on this podcast mission. Find Cousin Bo, bring him in, ask him how therapy's gone since he got done with this job.

[D]

Here we go.

[E]

Oh, I can reload.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

Oh, got it.

[B]

Oh, no. Double tapped it.

[E]

Oh, look at that. He's got some serious aim assist going on here. Can I shoot like the wall? No.

[F]

Oh, that's good shot.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[E]

Oh, no.

[B]

You find cousin both.

[G]

Try waiting for the bottles get close to cross.

[D]

Did you know that there's a Duck dynasty wiki where they give you all the information?

[E]

No. You know what's as good as this? Like, two years ago, I found Dude.

[B]

Oh.

[E]

The Nintendo DS version of this and played it.

[B]

There were multiple versions?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

How many times do you have on your hands? You were like, I'll run this back. Even though I did it.

[B]

I thought you had both of them.

[E]

I lived it. Yeah. I thought I hit that one, too.

[B]

Killing one shot. Oh.

[D]

Oh, hold on.

[B]

And now.

[E]

Oh, I was caught me reloading. Here we go.

[C]

And bam.

[B]

Oh. What?

[D]

I found it. I know the. I know the voice.

[B]

Do we know him?

[D]

Bo was initially the main player of the game, and John Luke was a supporting Robertson. But when A E told the studio nobody wanted to play his cousin Bo, they switched John Luke and Bo's roles.

[E]

That's what I'm talking about.

[D]

People only want to play as John Luke. Bo is the only Robertson in the game not to be voiced by his real life counterpart, which I. I don't think is a thing. He's voiced by somebody named Wally. Joseph.

[B]

Wally.

[E]

Wally. Okay.

[D]

But this said cousin Bo. This is a real website. Was nearly arrested on account of several DUI charges in the state of Texas after partying down on New Year's Day of 2011. In one incident, the vehicle in question was a double Decker airboat, and he suffered a minor intracranial hematoma. What part of the Internet have we got to who knows this? Well, Jeff notes that BO has not recently been seen in daylight hours. What?

[B]

This sounds like more stories.

[E]

Is this a real person we got to talk to?

[B]

Wally. Wally? Yeah, Walter, whatever you go by, I.

[D]

Think some fan made up a whole backstory for Cousin Boy.

[B]

Well, I like that it started with dui.

[D]

Due to A E statements on the matter, BO is not permitted to appear on the Duck Dynasty broadcast at any time. Bo is a rascal, y'.

[E]

All. Bo?

[D]

I don't know Cousin Bo, but he's a rascal.

[B]

You rascal.

[E]

Hold on.

[D]

I'm about to watch John Luke walk again.

[F]

Things.

[C]

That's right. Don't anybody step on rises.

[D]

Why are all these fences in the.

[G]

Woods knowing how to hunt ducks? You've already learned duck.

[E]

I should have worn this outfit.

[G]

Now you just V neck.

[E]

White V neck.

[G]

John Luke, hop in the truck. You're the chauffeur now.

[D]

Oh, take us through the duck blind now. You're good.

[B]

Take us to the duck blind. We just left there.

[F]

It's time for you to learn the important parts of driving a motorized vehicle defensively. The important parts? If you're out running the Viet Cong, you don't have time for breaks.

[B]

You think?

[F]

Charlie said, hey, here comes the Test. Let's put on the brakes.

[E]

Can I crash it?

[G]

Yeah, you can Break to slow down, accelerate to speed up. Give it a try on your gps. Follow the waypoints to get to where you need to go.

[E]

I wonder how big is this map?

[B]

Big, apparently. Okay, there went ahead lot.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Oh, John, that is you in the car, man. You need to stop crack. You're supposed to be driving defensively. I need you to find.

[E]

That's what I'm looking for. Oh, we're made to the road.

[B]

We're back at mouth of Cypress now.

[E]

Wait, I need to turn around. I'm going the right way. Oh, wait, I can go this way.

[D]

Oh, oh.

[E]

Nope. No, can't go that way.

[D]

Who made this truck? Because this is a strong truck.

[B]

Yeah, you need to go across it over there.

[E]

Yeah, I need to go back.

[B]

It'll loop back to it.

[E]

Maybe you'll loop. Wait. Oh, yeah.

[D]

Well, I mean, it is pretty cool that you can play a video game of yourself.

[E]

I know.

[D]

Although. But normally, like, Cousin Bo seems super creepy.

[E]

A video game normally would, like, make you look better.

[D]

You look like you've never walked in your life or ran or.

[E]

I know.

[C]

All right, well, my near there.

[B]

I just gotta say, Cousin Bo's backstory seems to check out.

[E]

Justin Bo, my mentor.

[B]

Man, look at that guy.

[E]

My mentor got arrested in Texas. So how do you think I turned out?

[F]

What, do you see something or you just shoot?

[D]

Yeah, a little Duck dynasty cut scene.

[F]

Which one is it? The track lead this way.

[E]

No, that's Jeff.

[F]

Because you're the youngest boy hurt somebody.

[B]

Yeah. They must go and got Jeff to agree on contract.

[E]

That's. That's exactly what happened.

[D]

They offered Jeff 50 bucks. He said I'm good. Oh, we're back in a duck blind.

[B]

Yeah, done it for 50.

[G]

You trapped in the truck.

[D]

Unlock the door.

[E]

Oh, wait, look, I go.

[B]

Oh, now you get.

[E]

Now I get the gun.

[D]

S. Did you hear that? They thought you didn't know how to get out of the truck first thing. Sounds offensive.

[G]

Keep an eye out for him. Look for a flock.

[E]

It's everywhere. Yeah, we're looking for ducks.

[B]

There they are.

[D]

Shoot them.

[E]

Okay, look directly at the group of.

[B]

Ducks and hit a.

[E]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Screwed that one up.

[D]

Oh, that was you.

[B]

Oh, they coming anyway. All them again.

[D]

Games on. Rookie mode. Rookie duck hunting. All right, you should have to reload now. Oh, no. Plug's not in it.

[B]

Shoot a decoy thick shell over the limit.

[G]

You'll get the hang of it. All right, I'm going to keep Quiet. You try calling them in and shooting them on your own.

[B]

Try calling Hunt 15 Ducks as a checkpoint. Oh, there you go.

[E]

There we go.

[D]

Had to shoot 15 ducks by yourself.

[C]

That ain't 15.

[B]

Well, no, they ain't going to send them all at once.

[E]

I'm trying to call them in.

[B]

Got to look at them and hit.

[D]

Before you finish this round. I need to try something.

[A]

Him.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Oh.

[D]

Oh. You got to keep the ducks in.

[B]

Attention.

[G]

Here they come.

[B]

Where's the interest? Kill them. Oh, that's good work there.

[D]

Yeah, you're going to jail.

[B]

Got the back one first. That's good.

[D]

Let me, let me, let me try something real.

[E]

Switch to the gun further in the distance.

[G]

You need to use the greet call.

[F]

Instead of the feed call.

[D]

Sounds like this. All right. Bo's been marked safe.

[E]

You can shoot closer, though.

[G]

You want to call in Bo, move, man.

[B]

Oh, well, you hunt with Tommy now.

[D]

Hey, I was just seeing how weird this game could get.

[B]

You let them go by you.

[C]

They went down on somebody else.

[D]

For those listening, hit him. Bo is in a safe zone.

[E]

Greet call. Is that what I should have done?

[B]

Yeah, sure.

[D]

The people at Activision don't know.

[E]

They don't know.

[B]

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[D]

Boom.

[B]

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[D]

Those slippers are awesome.

[B]

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[D]

Martin, did you even know that they come with something that you'll never need?

[B]

What?

[D]

A ten year warranty?

[B]

No, I had no idea they got that.

[D]

But you don't need that because they.

[B]

They last.

[D]

They're great.

[B]

I do know that they generally have a 60 day money back guarantee that you're never going to use because you love it. Lightweight. The towels that the number one cause of dry skin or whether you get a new TV robe, maybe a video game robe.

[D]

You never know.

[B]

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[D]

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[D]

Oh, cut scene.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

Look at Corey. All right. I used to say I'm part pretty, part of the family, but not anymore. What's Cory doing?

[B]

Why does Phil look more like mountain man than Phil?

[F]

The finest order here.

[D]

Then why is Corey wearing camouflage?

[F]

Going to be good. You know, I just love cooking a big meal together.

[B]

That is the old bun Tor.

[F]

In a loving way. Ah, don't touch.

[B]

And a magnolite pot.

[F]

You just got served.

[G]

Yeah, well, I wish I just. Where is everybody? Speak of the devil.

[F]

Hey, buddy.

[A]

Where y' all been?

[D]

I'm sending this to your mom over here.

[F]

How to be a master duck caller like his uncle.

[E]

Good. Well, we're gonna need some ducks later. Okay. No wonder I didn't do the voice acting for this. They switched it from Bo to me as a main character, but they didn't hire me.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Oh, your mom just licensed you out.

[B]

Yeah, that's why I say you got free room and board.

[D]

But the good news is your mom looks like that, and we're sending that to her real fast.

[G]

Sure they did.

[E]

Where's my royalty, jack from the 617 people?

[C]

I love what they did with the eyes.

[F]

You love that all their whole lives, if they ain't competing, they're eating.

[G]

And right now, we ain't doing neither.

[D]

Me and your mom have never been in a group message with you, but we're about to be.

[E]

This is it.

[F]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, turbo.

[B]

You've been in the gym, too, son?

[G]

A psychiatrist, hopefully. You just saw your psychiatrist?

[F]

No, I just seen a beaver dam the size of a house. I'm talking about, like, about to go.

[B]

Blow up a beaver. Damn.

[D]

You have to press the right button.

[E]

Hunter.

[B]

Why are you nodding? Have you beat this game?

[G]

Like when the wolves chase you down and your shoes caught on fire?

[D]

How far did you. Hunter doesn't have a microphone. How far did you make it?

[F]

This game, Hunter sucker up. You bet.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

He's lying.

[D]

He's got a lot of time on his hands, too.

[B]

He made it to the point where you can change John Luke's name to Your name.

[E]

You had to pay extra for that? That was a micro transaction.

[D]

Change your name. Yeah, I'm a little offended that they used cousin Bo, by the way. It should have been Willie's assistant.

[E]

It should have been you.

[B]

Well, the fact that they ripped Jeff off and called him cousin Bo and then. Don't let John Luke talk.

[D]

And then John Luke's just running in. How did you get out of that car?

[B]

It said exit vehicle.

[D]

He got it. He was. He had a post.

[C]

There you go.

[E]

Okay. Sign found.

[D]

You gotta view the sign.

[E]

I don't read.

[B]

Get in.

[E]

Checkpoint.

[B]

Oh, we got a reward. What is it?

[D]

Real tree. Gonna be mad at them. That's close to realtor. I hadn't.

[B]

You can view.

[E]

Oh, wait.

[F]

I like.

[E]

Nope.

[B]

You got bullhorns for your truck. Stop it.

[E]

Wait, this is the whole map. This is actually pretty big.

[B]

Good grief.

[E]

Look at that.

[D]

I have questions.

[E]

I'm gonna play. I'm gonna keep playing this.

[D]

He's into it.

[E]

I've been through it.

[D]

You got 50 frogs to find seven treasures. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're still with us, why. And B, if you've beat this game, will you please email me and let me know?

[E]

I need some tips, send in some tutorials.

[D]

Send me a cheat.

[C]

I've been there before. I had fun of that boat. Just like a U. It hit that tree. Just a U was on the front of.

[B]

Hey, Jeff Smith did it the other day.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

A boat into a tree last week.

[B]

Yeah, last week.

[E]

Guy rides us up.

[B]

He hit a. He hit a tree on pad. Oh, yeah. Like just running.

[D]

Boom. Hey, Bo actually got startled by you hitting that. Is that side in the boat with you?

[E]

Yeah. This is kind of relaxing this out.

[B]

For an evening stroll, you know, Checking the map.

[E]

Quick, map check.

[B]

My God, where's this beaver dam?

[C]

I love the proper. I love the property. It's beautiful.

[D]

Excellent.

[E]

You want a copy of this? We can set up an Xbox at your house.

[B]

No, we tried to play. We tried to get side to play Halo or something, didn't we?

[D]

We took sign of Verdansk at one point. That's what it didn't ever make it.

[C]

All right, while we're coming off this thing. Stupid.

[E]

Oh, look, that's your.

[B]

Yeah, he said this thing's stupid.

[E]

There's your. There's your duck mine stilts right there.

[B]

Oh, it is my old truck.

[D]

Early episode of the Duck Call room was gonna be psy playing Warzone. It didn't work.

[E]

Well, now that we're partners with Activision.

[D]

Apparently we were at the time, John. Oh, we just had to drive the boat to a different dock.

[B]

Raise the score.

[E]

The trucks here.

[D]

Oh, no, no. You're just going to the squirrel. Will you just walk instead of this jaunt over here?

[B]

I've been shooting them rascals.

[E]

That is.

[B]

Oh, you gotta get a nearby gun.

[E]

That is a jaw if I ever saw one.

[D]

Why are we shooting things?

[B]

Shooting squirrels now. What happened to the beavers take down 10 squirrels.

[G]

Namely, you've got to be more accurate. Get those sights right on the squirrel and squeeze the trigger.

[E]

Get this.

[B]

Where is this?

[E]

Right on them squirrels.

[C]

Well, I ain't even seen a squirrel yet.

[B]

Oh, there he is.

[G]

Nice shot, John.

[B]

Luke.

[E]

I can't even see him. I'm not seeing anything.

[B]

You're smashing. I keep seeing stuff come out the tree.

[E]

That's dinner.

[D]

What kind of gun is this?

[G]

A couple more to go.

[D]

I haven't seen a single squirrel. But you killed right there.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, they're all on the bottom, too.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Redneck groceries.

[G]

That'll do it. Let's hit it.

[E]

Huh?

[F]

You can't even spell squirrel without si.

[C]

Wait.

[E]

We're doing some treasure hunting.

[D]

No.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Now we've gone too far.

[B]

When did Duck Family Treasure get in here?

[G]

Found a small coffee can.

[B]

Another coffee.

[E]

Why is this unskilled?

[B]

Is this where Jay got the inspiration for Duck Treasure? Was. Was Jay secretly playing this?

[G]

It was like a Russian stacking doll filled with crazy. Fortunately, Sa keeps all his treasures in old ammo boxes. That makes them real easy to find with a metal detector.

[B]

Vietnamese dong, baby.

[G]

While I go look for him.

[D]

Oh, wait, now. Now, there's a whole part of the game where you're just walking like this.

[B]

And you're digging up treasure.

[E]

Hey, treasure. Wait. But you can leave that. Leave metal detector, y'.

[D]

All.

[B]

I've.

[D]

I've never played a more boring thing in my life than metal detecting on a video game.

[E]

It was even more fun. It was even more fun than you playing this? Us watching this.

[C]

I found a pickup.

[B]

Oh, what?

[D]

Yeah, I was kidding.

[E]

Oh, I got my bull bullhorn attachment.

[D]

This is a terrible advertisement from. Oh, Collect treasure.

[E]

Now that I found a jar.

[B]

What? I was in that episode. Where am I at in there?

[E]

Why are you here?

[D]

Hold on. Hold on. Of all the details they left out of this game, one US dollar, it does equal 21.146.33 Vietnamese dong. They let us know that.

[B]

So a dollar is bigger than a dong.

[D]

I hope y' all have a good Thanksgiving.

[C]

Oh, a Rewards unlocked one year we.

[B]

Got new rims with the Duck Dynasty logo.

[E]

Indie merch.

[D]

That is wild.

[C]

Well, Houston, there is a problem.

[F]

Something is a foul.

[B]

Have we thought about the person that wrote this game? Where are they now?

[D]

Somewhere in Oregon.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Sounds like trickling.

[D]

That's right.

[F]

That's the sound of a downed up creek if I ever heard one. Which means one thing.

[B]

Do you remember reading all this?

[D]

He was doing that every other day. No, I don't.

[C]

I don't remember ever doing.

[B]

I didn't think I'd hear America in this game.

[G]

You're shooting.

[B]

Hurry up.

[D]

Wait. Y' all just driving a boat around shooting beavers?

[E]

Yeah, of course. This is just like real life.

[B]

Yeah, you need.

[D]

Yeah, that's what we do now.

[B]

I'll watch them.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Where's Crunchy?

[G]

They started to build a day.

[E]

I'll start my 24 hours live stream of this, so.

[F]

Look at that.

[B]

Check out my new Twitch account.

[E]

Yeah, you actually should do that. I might do this, actually.

[F]

Now we got to get these rascals out of here so we can blow up the dam.

[D]

This kind of gives me more respect for those. I don't know how they do it.

[G]

Don't let them get to the reeds, or we'll lose.

[D]

Crunchy, shoot him.

[B]

It's a capybara.

[E]

Say, capybara look like quails.

[D]

Now this. I got to go to work. This is too much for me. We're just shooting. I feel bad for Crunch. I'm on Crunchy side now.

[E]

There's turtles. Where? Oh, there's the.

[G]

On your right.

[B]

On your right. Oh, got you. There you go.

[E]

Wait, he's back there.

[B]

Got him. This is so bad.

[C]

Whales are coming up.

[D]

You just missed that one eight times at five yards.

[E]

Oh, that is just like real life.

[D]

The amount of ammunition you spent, you.

[E]

Got unlimited ammo in this game. Game?

[C]

Well.

[D]

I have no idea. I don't know if you got to go to the store or what. It's very.

[B]

Oh, the beavers made it.

[E]

Oh, no. Well, you would have to go to the store in this game, though.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I hope everybody has a good Thanksgiving. I guess.

[A]

At New Balance, we believe if you run, you're a runner, However you choose to do it. Because when you're not worried about doing things the right way, you're free to discover your way. And that's what running is all about. Run your [e-mail] running.

[F]

Good morning, Crust. It's a great day to be a bread brother. Mornings are not my jam or jelly.

[D]

Oh, come on.

[F]

Stop loafing around. I just woke up feeling hollow inside. Just grab one of the new morning uncrustable sandwiches like bright eyed berry or up an apple filled with 12 grams of protein and tons of deliciousness crust.

[D]

What are you eating?

[F]

It's just granola. Not even yogurt.

[B]

No crust, no fuss. Uncrust your mornings.

[D]

Wait. We can go boat racing?

[E]

Boat racing Beginning tournament.

[D]

Can I just ask a question?

[C]

Consists of six tracks.

[B]

The swamp Sprint.

[D]

I am not racing a boat in a swamp, people.

[B]

Why not?

[D]

Because it's scary. Oh, John Luke. Oh.

[B]

Oh. Okay. Come on, man. Where we go?

[C]

Wow.

[B]

That actually looks like John Luke. That's. That were really long fingers.

[E]

That is actually.

[C]

He's done. He's done hung it up.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

Wait.

[E]

Stuck.

[D]

Yeah. I don't know if you know this Airboats reverse feature. They're pretty much a forward moving operation, aren't they?

[B]

I don't know. I ain't never. Okay, here.

[E]

You think you're better here.

[B]

Oh, you think you're better than some.

[D]

Better than you. Watch this.

[B]

There's a problem because the problem is Johnny D is scary good at video games, which is part of the issue. Okay.

[E]

Ya is good.

[D]

Oh yeah. You were in last at this point and we hadn't seen Bo, Willie or Jake.

[E]

You couldn't.

[F]

My friend.

[D]

The problem is I. Oh no.

[E]

See that's what got me. That's what got me.

[D]

I drive these roads for fun.

[C]

Remind me not to ride with you.

[B]

It's rough on them streets, man. Go.

[E]

Oh, oh, oh. Robin's racing last place.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

This is a very sensitive.

[E]

It's.

[B]

This ain't like Mario boy. If you had a green shell though, you could do some damage.

[E]

Do some damage.

[D]

I'm trying to learn the buttons.

[B]

Oh no.

[E]

I don't even know what.

[B]

Oh no.

[D]

Hey, no.

[E]

Oh no.

[B]

You still have another lap though, so don't call it a comeback. Why don't I just take the shortcut?

[D]

I. I feel like I have to go through the fireworks. I think that feels nest.

[E]

Seems like that's. That's the rules.

[B]

When we ever let that bother us.

[D]

I'm never driving an airboat is what I've learned about anything like this.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Do we have any airboat captains that listen to this show that could tell me if steering's actually like this?

[B]

No. I stay away from them airboats because.

[D]

What I'm learning is there a. Oh no.

[C]

All you got is a stick.

[E]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, there's no brakes.

[D]

I was trying to do a sweet trick Shot there.

[B]

All gas, no brakes.

[E]

I think you. I think you can reverse.

[B]

Oh, there's a ramp.

[E]

Oh, yeah, you. We got reverse.

[D]

Now I'm in reverse. I don't know where I'm going.

[B]

Not much different.

[E]

Yeah, do a. Oh, y' all are still.

[C]

You're still out of control.

[D]

All right. This game's way too hard.

[B]

Y' all are trashy, man.

[D]

Who. Who made this game? You.

[E]

What are y' all doing? Activision made this game.

[B]

What is Hot seat.

[D]

Activision made this game.

[E]

This is Activision.

[D]

The people that made Call of Duty made a video game about you.

[E]

They were making Advanced Warfare at the same time as they were making Duck Dynasty. The video.

[D]

Oh, now we're hunting.

[C]

Let's see this.

[B]

The drake's in the back. Oh, you were behind that sucker.

[D]

No, it wasn't what I. Martin, it's dead. Okay, there's.

[E]

You can.

[B]

Now. That was a good shot.

[E]

There's a wide.

[C]

Hit.

[E]

Fire.

[D]

Oh, it doesn't let you.

[E]

No, it doesn't hit.

[C]

Fire.

[B]

Oh, no chance.

[D]

Martin, what's it like to not be as good a shot as me? I just want to point out I ain't missed.

[B]

I know you keep shooting the hand. Shoot the drakes.

[D]

I'm shooting everything that flies. But if it flies, it dies.

[B]

Congratulations, you shot them all. Shoot them all, Jack.

[D]

Okay, hold on. This is actually funny. There's 35 duck blinds in this game.

[B]

That's very accurate for Phil's, but you can get.

[D]

Wait, why is this squirrel worth more? Hold on.

[E]

Beaver squirrels, 400 points.

[D]

I'm. I'm not shooting a single duck. I'm only looking for beavers. It said the beavers are worth more.

[B]

Oh, kill it now.

[D]

He gone.

[E]

He gone.

[D]

Oh, I missed.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Oh, he got bad.

[B]

Oh, that's a bunch of them. Oh, you get more bullets.

[D]

Yeah. Whoever made this game is aware of the rule of three.

[B]

Oh, where'd that other one go?

[D]

He was behind them bushes.

[E]

Wait, you have seven shots.

[B]

Said you're in the zone. I think so.

[E]

That was Jace.

[B]

What? In the beaver? Submerged.

[D]

I'm trying to find him. I don't see none.

[B]

I love a good submerged be. Don't you mess with Crunchy, man.

[D]

Crunchy is about to meet his demise. Oh, you gone.

[B]

You were so far behind.

[D]

You gone. You gone so far behind that. Yo, it's funny.

[B]

There you go. Listen to Jace.

[D]

The reload button.

[B]

There goes a woody.

[D]

The same reload button as Call of Duty.

[E]

That's it, Merganger.

[D]

Oh, we got that last one. That's oh, baby.

[E]

Now you missed three.

[D]

Not even close to true.

[E]

Round two.

[D]

I want to see John Luke go.

[B]

Oh, Woody's. Oh, Doing one shot on the woodies. There you go.

[E]

There. Are they coming? Is that it?

[B]

Hello, Woody. There you go.

[C]

He, like, got away.

[B]

Got. Oh, you just had to go make it. You had to go make up the one I said missed. Okay.

[E]

Oh, it's kind of slow.

[D]

I want Phil to come out of the woods and make fun of you.

[B]

When you on the deck.

[D]

That was wacky.

[B]

What a lot.

[D]

I'm gonna put this on. Just see if I make an appearance. Yeah, Martin, if you're in this, we need to ask for a check.

[C]

We are fixing to go where a.

[F]

Man has never been.

[B]

I would like to just ask.

[D]

The Robertson clan is all fired up.

[B]

Gentlemen, I made it yet.

[F]

Duck Dynasty donut get set.

[E]

You ready?

[D]

Oh, y' all go ahead and start.

[F]

I gotta fix this watch.

[B]

Apron says I turned real phone.

[D]

He made it.

[B]

I made it.

[F]

Gentlemen, I present Cy vision. I'm part 6 million and I'm part RoboCop.

[B]

Look how far GoPros.

[E]

I can't pass it up.

[D]

Find out what everyone's quacking about.

[C]

How you like those Apple Jacks.

[G]

There's no such thing as too much of a good thing.

[F]

Of course not.

[E]

Except for this game, season five.

[D]

Look for it on DVD and Blu Ray. Now there's no such thing as a good. Too much of a good thing. That's. That was the route Duck Dynasty took in Walmart as well. Yeah, we had whole sections.

[B]

Oh, man.

[D]

All right.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Well, Happy Thanksgiving.

[B]

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

[D]

Hope you enjoyed your turkey.

[B]

You want to close with a Bible verse or.

[D]

You know, it's hard to. I'm. I'm. I'm not trying to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty good at, like, drawing a line somewhere.

[E]

I got verse.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

John Luke. Give them a thankful Bible verse.

[E]

Here's a. Here's a one. I wear a thankful one. Oh, yes. Thanksgiving. Never mind.

[D]

We're live doing this on Thanksgiving Day right now. We left our families at home to play Duck Dynasty the video game.

[E]

This is what I will be doing on Thanksgiving, though.

[D]

You don't have to do thankful if you just had one.

[E]

I am thankful.

[D]

Shooting one from the hip while you're getting there.

[B]

I just have a puzzle.

[D]

I was putting his oxygen on before.

[B]

I have a puzzling realization. Why is there a giant stain under where side normally sits teeth? There's no a giant stain.

[C]

Maybe I peed my pants didn't know it.

[B]

Happy Thanksgiving.

[D]

I will do it. There's one where I sit, too.

[B]

Today I'm thankful for not peeing in my pants.

[C]

That's right.

[E]

Wait, this is. This is not to do with being thankful, but this is to do with the video game. And because we were young when we filmed this. Ecclesiastes 11:9. Rejoice, young man, in your youth, let your heart be. Let your heart cheer you in the days of your youth. And walk in the ways of your heart and the ways of your sight. And know that these things God will bring judgment to you.

[B]

There you go.

[D]

Have fun while you're a kid. And if you happen to have a family on your tv and you're only.

[B]

As old as you feel.

[C]

Yeah, Unless you walk like walking your way.

[B]

There you go.