Why Uncle Si Says Trump Got It Wrong about PBS

Summary

Duck Call Room – Episode Summary

Episode Title: Why Uncle Si Says Trump Got It Wrong about PBS
Air Date: September 30, 2025
Hosts: Si Robertson, Jacob Mayo, Philip McMillan (with mentions of other regulars)

Overview

This episode of Duck Call Room dives into everything from hilarious tales of hunting, family nicknames, and wild childhood misadventures to a surprisingly passionate defense of PBS and discussions about space, science, and the meaning of life. Amid the expected laughs and tangents, Uncle Si challenges some political takes (namely, Trump’s criticisms of PBS) and extols the value of public broadcasting—delivering a blend of homespun wisdom and comic musings.

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Main Discussion Points

1. Classic Duck Commander Stories & Nicknames

[01:02–03:59]

• The crew kicks off reminiscing about hunting trips, nicknames, and mishaps—like "Horsehead" Martin falling through duck blind wire.
  • Si jokes: "Everyone put on the Duck Commander 50, which is worse than the freshman 15.” (02:56)
• Stories about poker games, losing money to Willie, and the legendary Duck Commander kitchen meals provided by Miss Kay.

2. Vehicle Mishaps, Heavy Quilts, and the Search for the Perfect Blanket

[03:59–10:00]

• Si and the gang recount vehicle mishaps, speaker blowouts, and the ordeal of getting stuck in a truck bed cover (“I'm claustrophobic too.” – S. Robertson, 07:05).
• Extended riff on Si’s obsession with heavy quilts and his wife’s penchant for making baby quilts.

3. 'The Silk Dragon Jacket’ and Currency Mix-Ups

[11:35–17:19]

• Si reminisces about his prized black silk dragon jacket from Vietnam—attributed with both attracting his wife and being “drop dead gorgeous.” — “That sucker cost me a grand.” (11:54)
• Spirited debate about whether the price was in dollars or dongs, and conversions thereof.
• Jacob is tasked with tracking down a vintage replacement.

4. Tales of Buried Cash and Wildcatting for Oil

[17:47–20:58]

• Si’s story: Relatives hit it big wildcatting for oil, buried Mason jars filled with thousands of dollars, which later inspired a backyard excavation treasure hunt:
  • “They dug up that whole yard. It was a hundred grand in mason jars.” (19:33)
• Leads to a discussion about distrust of banks and hiding money at home (“I don't trust the banks or governments, but I'm not putting money in mason jars…” – Si, 21:13).

5. PBS, Science, and Why Trump Was Wrong

[24:50–26:04]

• Uncle Si challenges Donald Trump’s negative comments about PBS.
  • “It hurt my feeling when they, Donald Trump did something with PBS. He said there was a bunch of crooks. That's not true…PBS has got a lot of good things.” (24:54 – S. Robertson)
  • The group credits PBS for teaching about space, animals, and “all the stuff that lives in water.”
• The debate expands on public funding and the educational value of PBS, with a consensus that it plays an important role beyond politics:
  • “Why can't we all just say like, you don't have to be on one side of everything?” (26:04 – Si Robertson)

6. Lily Pads, Science Facts, and Field Trip Daydreams

[26:30–31:03]

• Si shares a PBS-inspired science lesson about giant lily pads and their capabilities—sparking jokes about sending him to schools as a science teacher.
  • “There's a lily pad that's about, oh, about an eight foot circle...A big blue heron crane can land on it and it won't sink.” (26:44 – S. Robertson)
• Discussion on urban vs. rural upbringing and missing out on nature’s wonders.

7. School Plays, the Lion King, and Unexpected Stars

[32:04–36:59]

• Excited chat about local school plays:
  • Si’s grandson Carter lands the role of Zazu in The Lion King: “Carter is going to be a blue British bird in Africa running around on a stage.” (32:22 – Si Robertson)
  • Warm reflections on the magic and effort of student performances and the surprises of seeing kids shine.

8. Nature's Wonders: Hyenas, Bears, and Science Tangents

[37:54–42:03]

• Spirited breakdown of animal bite forces, with Si crediting PBS for his trivia knowledge.
  • “How did you know that? PBS.com.” (40:10)
• Recollections of massive bears in Alaska and the humbling size and power of nature.

9. Space, Saturn, and Scams

[43:55–47:37]

• Debate over space tourism and rocket rides:
  • “Have you seen those new spaceships…It’s a lot of money…they will take you to space and drop you back down." (45:17 – Si Robertson)
  • Predominant view: They’re scams, and the moon landing might just be from Area 51 for all Si knows.

10. Faith, Creation, and Life’s Big Questions

[53:43–54:41]

• The episode winds down with faith and reflection—Si reads Genesis 1:16 aloud, stressing that “God made two great lights...and saw that it was good. Not a scam.” (54:06 – Si Robertson)
• Si wraps on humility and wonder at the universe, expressing gratitude for creation.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On PBS vs. Politics:

  • "That's not true. PBS has got a lot of good things." – S. Robertson, [24:54]

• On Heavy Quilts:

  • "I like cover. Heavy as it can get…It’s actually hard to turn over. That’s how heavy the cover is." – S. Robertson, [08:07–08:30]

• On Space Travel:

  • “If you want to go to Saturn, you got to have an open mind. But with this Blue Origin stuff, it’s a scam.” – S. Robertson, [45:28–46:04]

• On Risk and Reward:

  • “Just think, you saved the bunny and then you risk it and hit the biscuit. Yeah.” – S. Robertson, [50:33]

• On Faith and the Cosmos:

  • "God made two great lights...and saw that it was good. Not a scam." – Si Robertson, [54:06]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:02–03:59: Duck Commander Stories, Horsehead Martin
• 11:35–17:19: Silk Dragon Jacket and Vietnamese Dong Confusion
• 17:47–20:58: Oil Wildcatting and Buried Cash
• 24:50–26:04: The Value of PBS—Trump’s Comments Challenged
• 26:30–31:03: Science Facts & Lily Pad Wonders
• 32:04–36:59: Local School Plays and New Stars
• 37:54–42:03: Animal Bite Force Trivia
• 43:55–47:37: Space Tourism: Scam or Not?
• 53:43–54:41: Genesis, Creation, and the Meaning of Life

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Tone and Language

True to Duck Call Room’s trademark—casual, humorous, punctuated with good-natured ribbing, Southern storytelling, bursts of laughter, and a balance of playful skepticism and heartfelt conviction. The conversation flows like a family gathering: deeply informal, peppered with folksy wisdom, tall tales, and wavering between knowledge and comic conjecture.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode combines classic Duck Commander comedy with genuine reflection: hunting tales, family lore, a defense of PBS, and digressions on science and faith. If you want to know why Uncle Si is rooting for PBS, how to spot a scam (or a wildcat), or why you should never underestimate a man in a silk dragon jacket, you’ll find rich, meandering entertainment here—along with a reminder that not everything that looks like a scam is a scam, and some of the best lessons come from the unlikeliest sources.

Transcript

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[Si Robertson]

Welcome back to the duck call room. Martin's not with us today. He's out hunting. And I guarantee you he went to one of our favorite sponsors, duckstamp.com months ago and got his duck stamp. Have you got your duck stamp yet?

[Jacob Mayo]

I got my duck stamp.

[Si Robertson]

You've got yours. Did you get it on duck stamp.com right there on their phone. So look, I think I'm going duck hunting this weekend. I got to get my duck stamp. I haven't got it yet, but I going to go to duck stamp.com, have it ready, ready to go. But without Martin, we don't. We don't need Martin. N. We'll just talk about random stuff.

[Philip McMillan]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

But we're here this morning. It's a rainy morning here on August 7th. I'm just kidding. We have no idea what day it is. We got Jacob Mayo, Philip McMillan. S. Robertson. Martin bailed on us.

[Philip McMillan]

Well, me and Jacob saw a package for Dustin Martin this morning. So what is that about?

[S. Robertson]

Dustin Martin.

[Si Robertson]

Dustin Martin and Cy Robinson. Everybody's favorite characters.

[Jacob Mayo]

An alter ego or a brother.

[Philip McMillan]

Twin brother we don't know about.

[Si Robertson]

You can't be too careful these days.

[S. Robertson]

Dustin Martin.

[Si Robertson]

I don't think there's a Dustin Martin. I didn't know Martin's name was Justin for like the first three years. I knew him because it was Martin.

[S. Robertson]

Called him H. I just called him Martin.

[Si Robertson]

That's what everybody called him.

[Philip McMillan]

What'd you say? S. What y' all call him?

[S. Robertson]

We called him Horsehead Phil. Phil named it Phil Hung Horse.

[Jacob Mayo]

Horse Head. What was it? What was the reasoning? I want to. I want to know.

[Si Robertson]

Have you seen him?

[Jacob Mayo]

I mean, I get. He has a big head.

[S. Robertson]

They were standing in the blind one day and we've got wire put on the blind to stick brush in it.

[Jacob Mayo]

Right.

[S. Robertson]

And then we heard a loud crash.

[Si Robertson]

That was all Horsehead.

[Philip McMillan]

And then you heard it.

[S. Robertson]

Horsehead fell through the wire.

[Si Robertson]

Big boy.

[Jacob Mayo]

I thought you about to say you heard a large.

[Si Robertson]

Wasn't an actual horse, just a man that's the size of a horse. Which back then, Martin was probably bigger. Yeah, we'll just say bigger. He was.

[S. Robertson]

Well, no, no, because him and Stone, they used to rock them scales pretty heavy.

[Jacob Mayo]

They were more filled out.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, well, robust, to be fair. Everyone put on the Duck Commander 50, which is worse than the freshman 15.

[S. Robertson]

Well, you got to understand. K fed us all y'. All. We had a full course meal every day.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, at lunch. Yeah, I don't know how y' all did that.

[S. Robertson]

Well, no, no.

[Philip McMillan]

Inside would sleep.

[S. Robertson]

Well, that I take a two hour now.

[Philip McMillan]

And that's why Willie wanted to fire him.

[Jacob Mayo]

That's why he burned all his calories.

[S. Robertson]

I'm gonna fire your brother his dreams.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, we did figure that.

[S. Robertson]

Don't fire my brother.

[Philip McMillan]

My favorite Martin story is when we were playing poker and I don't know if we were size or Willie's, but Martin lost all his money and got up to leave. And Willie said, where are you going, son? You still on the clock?

[S. Robertson]

You're on the clock.

[Philip McMillan]

Sit back down. He was like, and buy back in. You remember that?

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. And he said, if you ain't got the I'll put it on. I put it on my list.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, he'll take it out of your check. Willie does have a way about him of he pays you, but he somehow gets a lot of it.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

It's weird.

[Jacob Mayo]

Hey, work for me and gamble all your money back to me because you suck at poker.

[Si Robertson]

Every time me and Willie left town.

[Philip McMillan]

I had a good grief. I don't know.

[Si Robertson]

The thunder rolls. Yeah, Willie, I had $100 earmarked that I was just going to have to give.

[S. Robertson]

That's why my truck radio used to sound just like that right there.

[Si Robertson]

That thunder. I don't know if you'll hear that.

[Philip McMillan]

Oh, yeah.

[S. Robertson]

You hear that Upstairs? I was going down the road and all was in the back seat was.

[Philip McMillan]

I blew a speaker out because he likes it loud.

[Si Robertson]

Was your power out this morning?

[S. Robertson]

Huh? Was your power okay?

[Jacob Mayo]

Did you talk about on here yet? About you driving at the bridge at Willie's house.

[Philip McMillan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you.

[Si Robertson]

We covered that.

[S. Robertson]

You can't even tell that it ever.

[Si Robertson]

Happened on your truck or on the bridge.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, well, you can tell on the bridge. The bridge is still down. Well, the truck's fine.

[Si Robertson]

I was gonna say the truck's fine. How much did it cost?

[S. Robertson]

I ain't gonna say.

[Jacob Mayo]

You got a new truck.

[S. Robertson]

What you mean it's expensive? It's expensive big time.

[Si Robertson]

Ladies and gentlemen, if you have an eight foot wide truck and the.

[S. Robertson]

No, it ain't seven and a half, don't do it over. Four wheeler went through there. I just. It was right there where it was in the curve. I didn't line up correctly. You could go through there.

[Philip McMillan]

You want to try it again?

[S. Robertson]

No.

[Jacob Mayo]

Run it.

[S. Robertson]

Not after. We're not. After what I paid to get it.

[Philip McMillan]

Fixed, I'm glad they got your speaker fixed because they called me and said, we can't make this. We don't know that there's a speaker out. Because I said, turn it up loud.

[S. Robertson]

Here she comes. Play it loud and proud, boys.

[Si Robertson]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. In your truck, the speakers don't work unless it's all the way up.

[S. Robertson]

No, no, I'm just saying I like to it loud.

[Philip McMillan]

And they blew. He blew his speakers out?

[S. Robertson]

No, what happened is the roof, you know, the sunroof that you can retract, it leaked and that's what done. That's what done.

[Jacob Mayo]

The speaker sunroof leaking.

[S. Robertson]

What leaker? A leak of water got in there and blew it. Well, I was just going along, listening to music and everything was fine. Then it just. Like I said, it was literally, I was in a thunderstorm inside the truck.

[Si Robertson]

That doesn't sound.

[Philip McMillan]

I'll vouch for it. It was just the loudest.

[S. Robertson]

It sounded just like a thunderstorm.

[Philip McMillan]

Yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

Busted.

[S. Robertson]

Bam. And then it rolls away. This. It was wild.

[Jacob Mayo]

It sounds wild.

[S. Robertson]

It scared the piss out of me at first.

[Philip McMillan]

No, we were at church. When we left church side, he turned on. He said, philip, there's somebody in the back of my truck. Go and look and see if somebody's trying to get out.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, yeah. See if on the truck you thought.

[Si Robertson]

Somebody was just hiding in the bed.

[Philip McMillan]

That's what it sounded like. Boom, boom, boom.

[Si Robertson]

And you went and looked?

[Philip McMillan]

Yes, of course.

[S. Robertson]

It's a good friend. He said, well, no, he said, I don't. I checked the back and then the back seat.

[Jacob Mayo]

Was it dark?

[Si Robertson]

No, he has a bed cover.

[Jacob Mayo]

Okay.

[S. Robertson]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

You Know those fancy rednecks but bed covers?

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. And them idiots when they got that they wanted to take won't. I had to crawl up in that thing.

[Jacob Mayo]

I'm in the bed cover.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

They need you.

[S. Robertson]

I'm claustrophobic too.

[Si Robertson]

Are you?

[S. Robertson]

Oh, and I got in there and just started.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah, up in there. That's a tiny little thing.

[S. Robertson]

Oh yeah. I said guys that piss on this. I can't.

[Jacob Mayo]

They lock you in there.

[S. Robertson]

Well, I just. They closed the COVID They didn't close you in. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Who?

[S. Robertson]

Huh? The guys.

[Jacob Mayo]

They say count to 10, then come.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, they. Oh yeah, the people that put the COVID Oh, okay.

[Jacob Mayo]

It sounds like an interesting.

[Si Robertson]

I've never had a bed cover.

[Jacob Mayo]

Me either. I think.

[S. Robertson]

I don't like. I don't like clamp places.

[Philip McMillan]

I don't either side. I don't know.

[S. Robertson]

I think that's why I'm always fallen. What? In my dream. So we talked about that the other day.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah.

[S. Robertson]

Because I'm always. I always climb a mountain and I always get in trouble where I got to jump off of mountain to get here. We go to get the dirt.

[Si Robertson]

But you're not in the bed of a truck. Why are you afraid of cramped spaces?

[S. Robertson]

I don't know.

[Si Robertson]

I thought you like being like swaddled when you go to bed.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, I like cover. Heavy as it can get.

[Si Robertson]

That feels like a cramped space to me.

[S. Robertson]

No, that's just. You can't get no air under.

[Philip McMillan]

That's by choice.

[S. Robertson]

It's so heavy.

[Jacob Mayo]

Giggling and waiting.

[S. Robertson]

Cover is so heavy. There's no place that is. Is, you know, no act coming under.

[Si Robertson]

Did he get stuck?

[S. Robertson]

No, no. It's actually hard to turn over. That's how. That's how heavy the COVID is.

[Jacob Mayo]

Why don't we just put weights on the edge?

[S. Robertson]

No, no, no, no. It won't work. Won't work. It's got to be quilts. He likes.

[Jacob Mayo]

All right, quilts. And we'll put 45 pound weights all around it.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, you know somebody. Listen, this is making quilts right now. We could probably get you a. Oh yeah, parafalo.

[S. Robertson]

Although my wife makes them all the time.

[Si Robertson]

She's a quilt maker.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, I didn't do that. Yeah, she makes them baby quilts you're gonna need.

[Jacob Mayo]

How many baby course does it take to cover you up?

[S. Robertson]

I don't know.

[Philip McMillan]

All of them.

[S. Robertson]

I never tried it.

[Jacob Mayo]

Sound like a fun game?

[S. Robertson]

Oh, yeah. Well, it would be.

[Si Robertson]

What?

[S. Robertson]

Playtime.

[Philip McMillan]

He's still a kid.

[Si Robertson]

He's still a kid.

[S. Robertson]

Playtime.

[Jacob Mayo]

Playtime.

[S. Robertson]

It's recess. Let's go outside and play. It's recess, boys. Or go to the bed and play. Either one. Your choice.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know what we're talking about.

[S. Robertson]

Your choice, not mine. Time out. Time out.

[Philip McMillan]

I know every time we go somewhere on events, SI's like, Find me some more blankets. Find me some more covers if you got to give me the one you got on your bed. Are you cold?

[S. Robertson]

No. No. They put one sheet on top of the bed and then with a little thin, thin blanket. It's so thin it hadn't got any weight. Why are you so cold up? Old age.

[Philip McMillan]

Blanket review.

[Si Robertson]

Have you.

[S. Robertson]

Is this, is this, this is the old age.

[Si Robertson]

So you didn't used to be like this.

[S. Robertson]

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[S. Robertson]

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[S. Robertson]

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[Jacob Mayo]

What's your favorite material?

[S. Robertson]

How about that? Hey, Silk. Silk. I had that jacket that had the big black, black and red dragon on it. That was a silk.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I feel like silk is your exact opposite of what you've been talking.

[S. Robertson]

Cost me like quilt and sil a grand.

[Si Robertson]

That jacket cost $1,000 back then.

[S. Robertson]

Oh yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

Subtle flex.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, that sucker.

[Jacob Mayo]

What dragon jacket is this?

[Si Robertson]

You don't know the dragon jacket.

[S. Robertson]

Oh my God. Oh, that's what, that's what got me my wife. What? Yeah, she said, she said it wasn't a dragon, but it was the dragon.

[Si Robertson]

Actually.

[S. Robertson]

She said it was the way I was strutting.

[Jacob Mayo]

So this was back in the day.

[Si Robertson]

Time out.

[Jacob Mayo]

Is this a suka on jacket?

[S. Robertson]

You can't, you can't see it, but I'm a player.

[Jacob Mayo]

Look up a S u K I J a n jacket. It's a Japanese or Vietnamese jacket.

[S. Robertson]

Oh no. Somebody sent me one. But it.

[Si Robertson]

That one was not one.

[S. Robertson]

Now Vietnam had him beat.

[Si Robertson]

He. He got this jacket in Vietnam. And then you were walking what, I'm talking about the streets. That was weird. The streets of what, Massachusetts. And Ms. Christine saw you.

[Jacob Mayo]

I think it's what I was thinking of.

[S. Robertson]

I was going to the club.

[Jacob Mayo]

You still have it?

[S. Robertson]

No.

[Philip McMillan]

Oh no.

[S. Robertson]

I wore.

[Si Robertson]

And we looked everywhere for it.

[S. Robertson]

Look, I wore it out and it took. I literally, I literally. It's just. Now see, all that's too much. This was, was solid black.

[Philip McMillan]

Let's see Johnny D. No, I know.

[Si Robertson]

I got a maze that we've. I've looked high and low for this thing for four years now. And then General vintage comes in and says the name of it.

[Jacob Mayo]

Is that what it is? Like that type of jacket? The suka John jacket?

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, but it's, it's. The jacket was solid black with a big giant red flame throwing dragon on it.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. They're very sought after in the vintage world.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, it was.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, well, get on. Look, this thing look like this, but.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah, look sukajon vintage J a n.

[S. Robertson]

This thing was pure silk, so it's ultra light. Okay. And felt just so good.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.

[S. Robertson]

So I mean, I, I used to. I, I literally. It fell off of just some of the threads.

[Si Robertson]

That's because you wore it every day.

[Jacob Mayo]

It's a suit.

[S. Robertson]

I did.

[Jacob Mayo]

It's a souvenir jacket.

[Philip McMillan]

Did you pick it out sir, did you pick it out?

[S. Robertson]

Oh, yeah. I paid thousand dollars.

[Si Robertson]

Did you pay a thousand dollar? US Dollars or thousand dongs?

[S. Robertson]

Huh?

[Jacob Mayo]

Did you?

[S. Robertson]

Well, it may have been. It may have been the dome. It was. It was a thousand dollars. Thousand dollars means thousand dollars.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, well, I think the exchange rate changes that up a little.

[Philip McMillan]

12 bucks.

[Jacob Mayo]

I would say the exchange rate does change it out.

[Si Robertson]

So it looked like this tiger jacket, which I. That would have been what I would have.

[Philip McMillan]

That's Rocky's jacket.

[Si Robertson]

But it had a red tiger, no dragon.

[S. Robertson]

That's the thing. It was. It was black. Didn't have none of the ribbon looking crap. The jacket was solid black. And then it had a red dragon.

[Philip McMillan]

10% off.

[S. Robertson]

10% off.

[Jacob Mayo]

Gotta get it. Sigh. Robertson.

[Si Robertson]

Jacob. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find that jacket.

[Jacob Mayo]

So it just has a dragon on the back.

[Si Robertson]

Big red dragon.

[Jacob Mayo]

Okay.

[Si Robertson]

Somebody sent one. That was.

[S. Robertson]

This one was really beautiful. It really was.

[Jacob Mayo]

It wasn't the jacket.

[Si Robertson]

It wasn't the jacket, but it was close.

[Jacob Mayo]

I can find you one. It might take me a little while just to find a size and everything if you want an original one, but.

[S. Robertson]

I don't think you found one. Oh, I don't know. I don't think you can find one like that one.

[Jacob Mayo]

Okay.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, I'm serious. I don't. I really don't.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, if I tell you this?

[S. Robertson]

Hey, that was one of the only one I've ever seen.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah, they're rare. That's what I'm saying. To see them now.

[Si Robertson]

Well, that's because I went out. Yeah, but I'm just saying a Vietnam war.

[Jacob Mayo]

I'm saying a Vietnam war put too.

[S. Robertson]

Much junk on it.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah, there's a lot ones with all types of stuff.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, they put.

[Jacob Mayo]

They'll have stuff embroidered down the sleeves, their names on it.

[Si Robertson]

We don't want that.

[Jacob Mayo]

Depending on what they were a part.

[S. Robertson]

Of, they'll have it on the chest.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, we don't want that. We just need.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, you just need a black silk jacket.

[Jacob Mayo]

We just came up to a currency conclusion.

[Si Robertson]

How much is a thousand dongs?

[Jacob Mayo]

Guess. I want to give you a guess.

[Si Robertson]

$4?

[Jacob Mayo]

No, no, no guess. Just guess. It's not $4.

[S. Robertson]

Currency. Right.

[Jacob Mayo]

Well, I'll let your friend, Mr. McMillan share the conversion rate.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, my word.

[S. Robertson]

It looks like a nickel.

[Si Robertson]

It wasn't a thousand. A thousand.

[S. Robertson]

It was.

[Si Robertson]

No, nickel is 3.8 cents.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, with.

[Jacob Mayo]

With tax.

[Philip McMillan]

Oh, that's fancy.

[Jacob Mayo]

That's a real nice jacket you got there.

[S. Robertson]

So what year was that?

[Si Robertson]

That's this year.

[S. Robertson]

No, but that ain't right back then.

[Philip McMillan]

It's worth one.

[S. Robertson]

This was the 60s, dummy. 68.

[Jacob Mayo]

How many dogs?

[Si Robertson]

I don't know how to look that up. But if the jacket was a thousand dollars, you'd need roughly all the dongs.

[S. Robertson]

You gotta realize, okay, this thing, it was tailored. Fitted? Yeah, it was tailored.

[Jacob Mayo]

It was made for size.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, it was Tyler made.

[Jacob Mayo]

They took your measurements and everything. That's what I'm saying. It was customizable.

[Si Robertson]

Roughly 25 million Vietnamese dongs.

[Philip McMillan]

That's about right.

[Jacob Mayo]

I'd buy that jacket for that.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, no, I. Oh, anybody would. I'm telling you, it was drop dead gorgeous. It really was, actually.

[Si Robertson]

I think I know you.

[S. Robertson]

I wore it till it literally fell off of my back.

[Jacob Mayo]

Did you comb your hair in it? Did you comb your hair in it?

[Philip McMillan]

Like Fonzie?

[S. Robertson]

I let the woman comb my hair.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, noise making. Noise making.

[S. Robertson]

It was. I get excited when you bring the women. Women. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Well, Jacob, find us that jacket. If you need more Vietnamese dong, call me.

[Philip McMillan]

We got.

[Si Robertson]

There's some buried inside yard.

[Philip McMillan]

We'll get millions of them for you.

[Si Robertson]

You still have money buried in your yard?

[S. Robertson]

No.

[Jacob Mayo]

That's a good.

[S. Robertson]

We dug it all up.

[Philip McMillan]

And Annie. Moo. Annie moved his building.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, just checking. I'm. But one day I might take a shovel to your yard.

[S. Robertson]

I'm not sure, but I got a good story about that.

[Jacob Mayo]

What?

[S. Robertson]

One of my cousins, they had $10,000 between them.

[Jacob Mayo]

How many cousins?

[S. Robertson]

Well, if the Hales and the Hobbs's.

[Jacob Mayo]

How many is that per unit?

[S. Robertson]

It was, what, three of them, I think three uncles. They had about 50,000 between them. Okay.

[Jacob Mayo]

About 33.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, look, they went wildcat in the oil field.

[Philip McMillan]

What's wild Cat?

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah. How do you run the wildcat off drilling a whale?

[Philip McMillan]

Oh, gotcha.

[S. Robertson]

And I. It blew the top of the Derek out. So these country boys. No, no. These country boys turned into instant millionaires.

[Si Robertson]

There's a TV show about.

[S. Robertson]

They did not handle it good. Okay. I'm serious. It ruined one man's life. My uncle, John Hale, he lost his family because of it. You know, he just. He went nuts. You know, he didn't know what to do.

[Si Robertson]

And that was a story. Where'd that go?

[S. Robertson]

No, no, because they had married one of my other uncles. Right. The Hobbs is okay. He took his Sally, his daughter, he took out in the yard one day and said, hey, look, when I'm dead, you need to remember this spot right here. He showed us the ground. He said, remember, I brought you out here and told you, you know, if you ever get in a bind for money, dig here.

[Philip McMillan]

Do you remember where?

[S. Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

Was that square?

[Philip McMillan]

Hey, did Mustang Sally already get it right?

[S. Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Make a road trip.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, did they make a road trip Treasure show. They dug up that whole yard. It was a hundred grand in basin jars.

[Jacob Mayo]

Oh, I'm telling Uncle Sam.

[Si Robertson]

What?

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, it was 100 grand in Mason jar. They found that. And then I said, you know, the brothers got involved and said, well, did dad tell you show you any other spots? She said, no. He just said, if you know, when you're in a bind, dig here.

[Si Robertson]

I think a Honda's. That's plenty to get you out of a.

[S. Robertson]

Look.

[Jacob Mayo]

That's a lot of jack.

[S. Robertson]

The whole yard up, y'. All. We come back one day, they took a track track or backhoe and dug the whole front and backyard up completely.

[Si Robertson]

To be fair, if. If I found out, if I dug up one spot and found a hundred thousand dollars, I would immediately rent a backhoe and dig up the rest of the yard.

[S. Robertson]

They did. That's what they did.

[Si Robertson]

Good on.

[Jacob Mayo]

Good call.

[S. Robertson]

They didn't find no more. But hey, worth the risk. Yeah, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Plus you got to play with the backhoe.

[Philip McMillan]

My wife's got an uncle that bought an old house to fix up and he was taking down a wall and he found like $10,000 worth of coins that was hidden in the wall.

[S. Robertson]

I've heard all kinds of stories about that. That's down that in Chicago.

[Si Robertson]

What?

[S. Robertson]

And I'm talking. This was millions.

[Jacob Mayo]

You think AI is good.

[S. Robertson]

Hey, with a. This was millions with a.

[Si Robertson]

In the walls.

[S. Robertson]

In the walls.

[Jacob Mayo]

Everywhere.

[S. Robertson]

Everywhere. And they had them and had them in rolls with a big rubber band.

[Philip McMillan]

You'll find it.

[Jacob Mayo]

Just go to Chicago.

[S. Robertson]

I had them in mason jars with lid on it.

[Si Robertson]

I don't trust the banks or governments, but I'm not putting money in mason jars and walls.

[Philip McMillan]

My grandfather did back in the day. He would bury it in the house.

[S. Robertson]

Why that is, the old people didn't used to trust the bank.

[Si Robertson]

I don't trust the bank.

[Jacob Mayo]

I don't trust the bank either.

[S. Robertson]

Well, no, no, I trust the bank. When I say they didn't trust them. They didn't put in the money in the bank.

[Si Robertson]

I don't trust the bank.

[S. Robertson]

They put their money where they could get it.

[Si Robertson]

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[Jacob Mayo]

Wherever they said the fountain of youth was in Florida, wasn't that, that was a thing I learned that was inside childhood.

[S. Robertson]

Because that's like in Arizona. It's, it's, it's, it's the. Supposedly this was the Indians, the native Indians of, of America. They, they said Arizona is the center. Center of the universe.

[Si Robertson]

Arizona.

[Jacob Mayo]

Arizona. Yeah, interesting.

[S. Robertson]

No, no, it is. That's, that's real.

[Si Robertson]

I mean, no offense to my friends.

[S. Robertson]

Hey, you can look that up. That's real.

[Jacob Mayo]

Look it up.

[Si Robertson]

That's just where old people go to retire that don't like, hey, Indians, center of the universe.

[S. Robertson]

He said he live Arizona somewhere.

[Si Robertson]

What is weird is whenever I type in center of the universe, you know how Google fills it in?

[Jacob Mayo]

Yep.

[Si Robertson]

Tulsa, Oklahoma comes up. Apparently a lot of people are googling that.

[S. Robertson]

Okay.

[Jacob Mayo]

Ooh, counter.

[S. Robertson]

I didn't know that.

[Si Robertson]

Well, we don't know.

[Philip McMillan]

We don't know.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know. What.

[S. Robertson]

I got a bunch of good friends in Tulsa. All right. Yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

All right. What's the center? Is it Tulsa?

[S. Robertson]

I'm telling you, no, it's Arizona. We don't see what Google They've got some like Indian houses up in the cliffs. And that is, that's the center of the earth. That's what they say.

[Si Robertson]

The center of the earth or the universe?

[S. Robertson]

Earth. Center of the universe.

[Jacob Mayo]

Universe. Universe. Universe is crazy.

[S. Robertson]

It is.

[Jacob Mayo]

That is wow.

[Si Robertson]

Big and air and, and like the Lord was like, you know what? I'm in the middle of this.

[Philip McMillan]

Arizona.

[Si Robertson]

Phoenix.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Where Dan Marley played.

[Jacob Mayo]

I don't even know how big the universe is. And it's end all, be all.

[S. Robertson]

We don't know.

[Jacob Mayo]

But Arizona is the center. We know that.

[Philip McMillan]

Me personally, we can start there.

[Jacob Mayo]

Well, you start there.

[S. Robertson]

Me personally, I think it goes on forever.

[Si Robertson]

You know, for a podcast about nothing, we sure do teach people a lot.

[S. Robertson]

No, that's why it was really, it was when it hurt my feeling when they, Donald Trump did something with pbs. He said there was a bunch of crooks. That's not true. They, they got, the PBS has got a lot of good things.

[Philip McMillan]

Yeah, they really do.

[Si Robertson]

I think that's important for the people to hear.

[S. Robertson]

No, no, I'm serious.

[Si Robertson]

When you bring back pbs.

[S. Robertson]

Hey, they do, they do a lot of stuff about space.

[Si Robertson]

Who doesn't like space?

[S. Robertson]

Okay. And that's always fun.

[Philip McMillan]

Animals love it.

[S. Robertson]

Yo, and then the, the, the water, okay, Anything's got water. All the stuff that lives in water.

[Si Robertson]

Water is very important.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, water is. Yeah, no life without it.

[Si Robertson]

Water pools are great for holding.

[S. Robertson]

No go. It's crazy. But that's why, that's what I learned about the center of sin of the world.

[Jacob Mayo]

So pbs.

[Si Robertson]

So you think we should bring back pbs? Yeah, I got almost. I don't want to go down this road.

[S. Robertson]

Look, I have learned a lot, okay.

[Si Robertson]

Because didn't PBS get like canned?

[S. Robertson]

Well, he said they was.

[Philip McMillan]

I think some funding got taken.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, it was some kind of funding thing. It was a scam.

[Jacob Mayo]

Scam.

[Si Robertson]

And you say, well gamble, even though you're, you're a red blooded American Republican, say, bring back pbs. See, why can't we all just say like, you don't have to be on one side of everything.

[Philip McMillan]

Yeah, pbs.

[S. Robertson]

Hey, look, I'm not gonna say that they've told me a lot of interesting.

[Jacob Mayo]

Stuff because I don't know enough about PBS to even have a standpoint.

[Si Robertson]

You know, I know that it's provided this podcast many hours.

[S. Robertson]

Hey, they've got a lily pad. Okay?

[Si Robertson]

You ever heard of one of those?

[Philip McMillan]

Lily, A lily pad.

[S. Robertson]

Look. Yeah, a lily pad that is about, oh, about an eight foot circle. Okay?

[Jacob Mayo]

A major lily pad.

[S. Robertson]

I mean a major Lily pad.

[Jacob Mayo]

You could sleep on that lily pad.

[S. Robertson]

Look. And it starts. It starts at the bottom of the ocean.

[Jacob Mayo]

Lily pad is at the bottom of.

[S. Robertson]

The ocean at ocean or pond. And then it goes like a chute. It spouts and goes to the top of the water.

[Jacob Mayo]

So it put a lifetime.

[S. Robertson]

Then when it gets on top, it start just unfold, expanding. Yeah. And this thing is like really? I'm telling me it's eight foot circle. A big blue heron crane can land on it and it won't sink.

[Jacob Mayo]

And this is pbs.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's where he learned something.

[S. Robertson]

Just don't know, it's just.

[Jacob Mayo]

Oh, you're saying that's something you learn?

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, pbs. Hey, look how big.

[Jacob Mayo]

What does PBS stand for?

[Philip McMillan]

Public broadcast.

[Si Robertson]

So for some reason when anybody under the age of 25 gets in this room, besides like time to tell them about a little channel I know about. I will say this here's the Guinness world record of a lily pad with a kid standing on it.

[Philip McMillan]

How big is that?

[Jacob Mayo]

Is a massive ten and a half feet.

[S. Robertson]

Whoa.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, we're just learning stuff today, y'.

[S. Robertson]

All. No, no. Hey, and I'm telling. That's pretty cool. Yeah. If we couldn't swim, you could crawl up on that and live.

[Philip McMillan]

Yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

Just gotta have one of those in your back pocket.

[Philip McMillan]

Put it in the pond, just fold.

[Jacob Mayo]

It up and say it for a rainy day.

[Si Robertson]

Or just go to where there's little.

[Philip McMillan]

How fast does it grow?

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, well, no, no, it's like the water was 20 foot deep where this seed germinated. Well then had to go 20ft up. And then when it got to the top, it just started unfolding.

[Si Robertson]

I need to have.

[S. Robertson]

And then we had a gigantic, you know, eight foot circle lily paddle. Birds. Birds. Alligator. Could crawl up on one.

[Jacob Mayo]

Son an alligator, they don't have a weight limit.

[Si Robertson]

That kid standing, he's like probably £40.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. I mean, depending on how big the alligator is. It would sink. He would, he would. But he could lay up on it and not, not sink, you know, it wouldn't sink all the way. Eight foot circle, pretty good sized circle.

[Si Robertson]

It's a big circle.

[Jacob Mayo]

That's a big circle.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

We should. I should take you to my kids school and have you teach a science class.

[Philip McMillan]

Yeah, yeah.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Jacob Mayo]

Because I, you know, and PBS can sponsor it.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I was calling out science homework last night and germinate was one of the words inside. Just threw it in there, used it in a sentence and everything. And I didn't even know.

[Jacob Mayo]

I think you could teach PBS featuring Psy Robertson. It's a special late night PBS with Cy Robertson.

[Si Robertson]

It would be a hit. All I'm saying is if you want to save pbs, we got your guy to narrative.

[Philip McMillan]

Brought to you by the Honey hole.

[S. Robertson]

You got to think about. You got to think about this, though. Okay? We've got people that were born and raised in New York City. New York City, New York. They never been out in what we call the wilderness.

[Si Robertson]

It's a concrete wood.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yep.

[S. Robertson]

They haven't seen the wonderful stuff God created out in the woods.

[Jacob Mayo]

Amen.

[S. Robertson]

You know, and.

[Philip McMillan]

Right.

[S. Robertson]

I look at that and say, good grief, man. You talking about missing.

[Philip McMillan]

I've been with sigh on those New York trips. And now it was nothing good. Too much concrete.

[S. Robertson]

Too much concrete.

[Jacob Mayo]

So what'd you do?

[Si Robertson]

They got a huge part.

[S. Robertson]

I stayed in. I know. I stayed, you know, indoors. Yeah. We had one driver said, you know, y', all, you're in New York City. You need to go see a play or something on Broadway.

[Si Robertson]

That's fun.

[S. Robertson]

I said, no, you don't understand. Philip tried to tell him. He said, you don't understand. So finally we. We go to Fox and Friends where.

[Philip McMillan]

One of size books he had just written and he was going to be on Fox. And fans.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. So we pull up and there's about a thousand screaming fans holding Uncle s. Fan. Yeah.

[Philip McMillan]

Signs.

[S. Robertson]

Uncle S. An old boy drove or something. He said, who is that old man? He's the number one author. Okay.

[Si Robertson]

In America on pbs.

[S. Robertson]

So he sold two books, you know. Number one.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah, just a slight number one book.

[S. Robertson]

He's got his own TV show.

[Jacob Mayo]

That's right.

[Si Robertson]

That's very interesting. So you don't. You wouldn't have gone to a play in New York.

[S. Robertson]

No.

[Si Robertson]

What about the Lion King? That's the wilderness. You should.

[S. Robertson]

Well, hey, the Lion King would have been cool to watch.

[Philip McMillan]

Hey, we watched a play in. Where were we?

[S. Robertson]

Oklahoma. Oh, no. Oklahoma. And then look. That was a good play.

[Jacob Mayo]

Was it called the center of the Universe?

[S. Robertson]

This was about when Egypt was. Had the Jews in captivity. Yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

What was it called?

[Si Robertson]

Moses.

[S. Robertson]

No, the cast, the kids that done it done a fabulous job. It was a lot of singing. Okay. And it was. That was really good.

[Philip McMillan]

And our friend Tank and Amanda, their daughter Evie was like the star of the show. And so that's why we went to go.

[Si Robertson]

Are you ready for some news?

[Jacob Mayo]

Sigh.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I got. I don't know when this is going to air, so. But I got. I have an invitation for you to go see the Lion King. Do you know who one of the stars in the school play is of the Lion King?

[S. Robertson]

No, I don't. Carter, are you kidding me? He is.

[Si Robertson]

Guess who he is in the Lion King. Have you seen him?

[Jacob Mayo]

Mufasa.

[Si Robertson]

He is not. His cousin is the baboon. Okay, he is not Mufasa. He is the bird.

[S. Robertson]

He's the bird.

[Si Robertson]

He's Zazu.

[Philip McMillan]

Zazu.

[Si Robertson]

Carter is going to be a blue British bird in Africa running around on a stage.

[Philip McMillan]

When does it happen? We want to go Thanksgiving. All right.

[Si Robertson]

Time around Thanksgiving.

[Philip McMillan]

I mean, as I want to go.

[Jacob Mayo]

Can we video?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, we're. I'll video it either way. But we got Carter. He tried out for the.

[S. Robertson]

No, you got. No, that's a dope video. No, you got to see this.

[Philip McMillan]

No, we're.

[Si Robertson]

See this live.

[S. Robertson]

No, you got to see.

[Si Robertson]

We're going to have a whole duck call room row.

[S. Robertson]

We got. You got to be there.

[Jacob Mayo]

They do a red carpet.

[Si Robertson]

Jacob, you've been hunting all over the country already.

[Jacob Mayo]

I have.

[S. Robertson]

How have you gone?

[Jacob Mayo]

I've been to Michigan. I've been to Washington already this year. Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Do you have your duck stamp?

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah, I actually just bought it.

[Si Robertson]

You just bought it from duck stamp.com right there on your phone. There's no excuse to not have your duck stamp, no matter where you're at now because it's digital. If you don't have yours, just head over to duck stamp.com and look for the all new digital duck stamp. They're going to send you a digital version that loads right on your phone in the wallet app, Apple or Android, it don't matter. You'll be legal and ready to go. Even if you're off the grid, you don't have to worry about it keeping up with it all season because it's right there. You get checked by Mr. Green Jeans. You're like, boom, I got it with me on my phone. Plus, every stamp helps protect wetlands and keep the duck population strong for the next generation to enjoy, too. So it's not just a legal thing. It's a legacy thing. Your kids are going to want to duck hunt. You want to duck hunt. You want your grandkids to be able to duck hunt? All the money of duck stamps starts going to keep our ducks coming down here every year so we can shoot them and wrap them in bacon, cream cheese, and jalapeno and joy the crap out of it. So, look, if that's what you're looking for, go to duckstamp.com duck and grab yours now. Let's do some good and go shoot some ducks. That's duckstamp.com duck. I asked him what he wanted to be and I was like, I'll help you. We'll go over the lines. And I was like, odds are like there's 60 kids trying out. He'll be some blade of grass in the back and we'll crush the blade of grass that sucker watched. I just can't wait to be king. About 150 times he got up on that stage, apparent I wasn't there for the tryout and just crushed it. Everybody cheered for him. And then last Friday, I was nervous. I was a nervous wreck over a play because he was finding out if he got the part. And he called me, that's your kid. Oh, no. So we're.

[Philip McMillan]

That's awesome.

[Si Robertson]

So he's going to be singing on stage.

[Jacob Mayo]

Oh, he's got a little singing part.

[Si Robertson]

Oh yeah. Him and little Simba and little Nala.

[Jacob Mayo]

They're going to go crazy.

[S. Robertson]

They. You never. Hey, that's. That's what's so wonderful about life. You never know when somebody's going to shine. Okay. And it may be somebody that you said that him.

[Jacob Mayo]

They ain't never gonna shine.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, he ain't gonna ever shine.

[Philip McMillan]

Ain't never gonna be the star of Duck Dynasty.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

He never had no electricity.

[Si Robertson]

Well, we thought Carter would be president, but a British major domo will work.

[S. Robertson]

Just.

[Si Robertson]

I mean that's, he's, you know, entry level.

[Jacob Mayo]

He's getting in.

[S. Robertson]

Well, it's a start.

[Si Robertson]

Oh, so I've. I've list my Spotify rap this year is going to be all line.

[S. Robertson]

See, I don't. I don't know the cactus. You about. I know the Lion King. It's the bird.

[Si Robertson]

It's the.

[S. Robertson]

Was the bird.

[Jacob Mayo]

Who's the mir.

[S. Robertson]

Is. Is. He was one of the guys that always talked to King.

[Si Robertson]

Oh yeah, that's going to be Carter.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, okay.

[Si Robertson]

It's going to be wild.

[Philip McMillan]

I'll have to make sound. Watch it again before we.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. Don't know we're going to do it.

[Si Robertson]

But I don't know. Like I said, this one could air after and we might have to put a.

[S. Robertson]

Well, no, no. Cuz that would be cool to watch. Oh, it's, it's.

[Si Robertson]

They do it every year. They do a different movie or different thing every year and they do it up big.

[S. Robertson]

Oh yeah.

[Si Robertson]

For grandparents.

[Jacob Mayo]

What grade is he?

[S. Robertson]

Him?

[Si Robertson]

He's in fifth.

[S. Robertson]

The thing that amazed me is. Okay. Is how much time these kids spend on that. That the Prince of Egypt. Yeah, that's.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, that's what that one was.

[Philip McMillan]

Right. Yeah, that's right.

[S. Robertson]

And it was actually. I was never bored.

[Philip McMillan]

Fantastic.

[S. Robertson]

It was a fantastic play. And the kids done a fantastic job of making it real. Yeah. You know, and they. All they had was a few props, but they pulled it off, you know, so they. They did a really. They did a excellent job.

[Jacob Mayo]

That's awesome.

[S. Robertson]

The singing. Okay. Was because they one much music. It was acapella. Oh, we're gonna give Carter music. Nobody. No, no, nobody knows.

[Jacob Mayo]

We're gonna play a train.

[S. Robertson]

I don't realize how hard it is just to get. Just to sing. Yeah.

[Philip McMillan]

No, I couldn't do it.

[S. Robertson]

No, no, you ain't got no music. You. You just gotta. You know. So they just. And. And they. It was. It was worth going to. I really enjoyed it. I really did.

[Si Robertson]

Well, I'm.

[S. Robertson]

We're these people. What. The oldest one probably maybe a senior in high school. I don't know, 14 or maybe being in college.

[Philip McMillan]

But some were even younger than that.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, but most of them was young kid.

[Philip McMillan]

That was a great production. I mean, there's intermission. You got to go get snacks and support the. The play and, you know, so These.

[Si Robertson]

Are all 5th graders in this one. And then like the younger kids have the. Like Ben's is a random hyena.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Which is going to be tight.

[Jacob Mayo]

Is he going to do a little howling?

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, I hope so.

[S. Robertson]

But that's ugly animal.

[Philip McMillan]

Hey, he knows.

[Jacob Mayo]

Well, he got the.

[S. Robertson]

Okay. No, no.

[Si Robertson]

Well, everybody got that.

[S. Robertson]

No fourth GR.

[Si Robertson]

To be a hyena.

[S. Robertson]

Well, you got. You got to understand, you know, that's. That's why that's one. That's another wonder of the world. God created everything with a purpose.

[Si Robertson]

Even the ugly stuff.

[S. Robertson]

Even the ugly stuff. Like hyenas. They're. They're.

[Philip McMillan]

They're nasty, ugly healthy rabies.

[Si Robertson]

I believe Carter's line is stupid no good, mangy poachers.

[S. Robertson]

Well, they can. They can eat everything that dies. I'm talking about. Hey, I'm talking about everything they eat everything. They can eat a elephant's bones.

[Jacob Mayo]

Sometimes you got to get a little.

[S. Robertson]

Bone elephant graveyard, you know. Hey there. Their pressure is like. I think the great white has got the. The biggest pressure if you are on teeth. All right.

[Jacob Mayo]

Look that up. Fact check.

[Si Robertson]

Bite.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, sure.

[Si Robertson]

Chart.

[S. Robertson]

I think it's the great white. Look up the most.

[Jacob Mayo]

How much does an ugly hyena have in a hyena?

[S. Robertson]

He eats bones.

[Philip McMillan]

So, hey, it's gotta Be alligators.

[Jacob Mayo]

You can chew some bones.

[Si Robertson]

A great white is second pit bull, Shamu.

[Jacob Mayo]

Oh, hey, you can't forget about Sham.

[S. Robertson]

Ooh. Oh, that's.

[Si Robertson]

Hyenas are in the top 10.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Along with animals you'd expect. Hyenas is actually the tricky one. Like, you'd expect a grizzly bear and a gorilla.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And a hippo.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

But the hyenas got them beat.

[Si Robertson]

But nah, I don't know. Hyenas don't.

[Jacob Mayo]

Where are they at? 1 out.

[Si Robertson]

It's just the top 10. Oh, no. Hyenas are 12 according to this one.

[Jacob Mayo]

That's still pretty good. That's. Out of all the animals, where do we. Where are we at?

[Si Robertson]

We're not on the list.

[Jacob Mayo]

We didn't make it.

[Philip McMillan]

But the pit bull did.

[Jacob Mayo]

Oh, I'm telling you, that pit bull's on there.

[S. Robertson]

That pit.

[Jacob Mayo]

That's a hyena stepbrother or something.

[Philip McMillan]

Cross breed.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

I'm gonna have Ben's. You called him the ugliest animal.

[S. Robertson]

Well, no, no. Hey, look.

[Jacob Mayo]

So I said congrats on being the ugliest.

[Si Robertson]

Okay, I will say this.

[Philip McMillan]

You made it.

[Si Robertson]

So here's one. Grizzly bear, 975 pounds per square inch. Polar bear, 1200 pounds per square inch. And a hyena is right there in the middle at 1100.

[Jacob Mayo]

That's a lot.

[Philip McMillan]

Dang.

[Si Robertson]

How did you know that?

[S. Robertson]

PBS.com.

[Jacob Mayo]

Sometimes you gotta be on PBS.

[Philip McMillan]

Hey, you gotta go to uncle sizebrain.org if you communication.

[Si Robertson]

We're selling organization.

[Jacob Mayo]

We're selling success. For 5.99amonth.

[Philip McMillan]

No, a year.

[S. Robertson]

You got to think about this. The polar bear. That sucker lives on a block of ice his entire life.

[Si Robertson]

Without any quilts.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

No weighted blanket.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, no.

[Philip McMillan]

That'd be hard to catch, a polar bear.

[Si Robertson]

Luckily, they send Cokes up there about once a year.

[S. Robertson]

Well, no, no.

[Jacob Mayo]

Look, in a scarf with Coca Cola.

[S. Robertson]

Hey. And not only that and a quilt. Anything that smart, he'll hunt you back. Yeah, you hunt. You hunt him. He'll sneak up on you and hunt you.

[Philip McMillan]

Hey, we went to Alaska, me and side did to be with Franklin Graham. And then. So anyway, we went looking at the bears out there, and one guy in the group, they let him carry a pistol. I mean, it was a bear stopper. You know what I mean?

[Jacob Mayo]

It was no judge. No.

[Philip McMillan]

But I couldn't get away from the bear. I mean, a bear stopper. Yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

Is that what they call it?

[S. Robertson]

Look up what a bear the most.

[Philip McMillan]

Is that what it was?

[Jacob Mayo]

Is that A judge the most.

[S. Robertson]

The most. It's like a mega powerful handgun made.

[Jacob Mayo]

Oh, let's see.

[Philip McMillan]

But you got to have something because if they. If they get after you, it's over.

[Jacob Mayo]

Well, judges.

[S. Robertson]

Well, no, no. Yeah, see, that's right. A grizzly bear. Okay, People, you know, they don't ever see one up close.

[Jacob Mayo]

Have you?

[S. Robertson]

Oh, yeah, up close. Yeah, yeah. I come in, I. We. We drop down and landed in Anchorage. The last one I want to Vietnam.

[Jacob Mayo]

Okay.

[S. Robertson]

Okay. They didn't have any jet things that, you know, ramps that you.

[Jacob Mayo]

Right.

[S. Robertson]

Plane pull up, you had to get out, walk out, stairs and go in. Well, as soon as you walk inside, you had to turn the corner. Well, hey, they guess where they put a giant grizzly bear fully stuffed right there, where you come around the corner.

[Philip McMillan]

And I've seen that this is about.

[S. Robertson]

Serious English, this thing. Hey, this thing is 14ft tall.

[Philip McMillan]

I saw this bear, this dead bear.

[Si Robertson]

Yeah, but it was still an encounter. Yeah, but he didn't know it was dead for a second.

[S. Robertson]

Hey, he's 14 fear tall. Okay? And look, his claws, they look like, you know, every one of them looked like they was at least 12, 14 inches long.

[Jacob Mayo]

Oh, my gosh.

[S. Robertson]

Okay, look, he can break a elk's neck just one pat.

[Jacob Mayo]

Look it up.

[Si Robertson]

He can. No, it goes to stones. Jiu jitsu classes.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, it's unreal.

[Si Robertson]

No, yeah, no, I've seen. I've seen the Revenant. I don't want to get a fight.

[Jacob Mayo]

I want to see a video of it breaking the elk's neck.

[S. Robertson]

Well, you got to figure out what he is.

[Jacob Mayo]

That'd be cool. It's wildlife. You ever never seen that Instagram page called, like, Nature is Metal?

[Si Robertson]

I have.

[Jacob Mayo]

It's pretty good. Yeah, it plays some crazy stuff.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, no, no. It shows you just how brutal.

[Jacob Mayo]

That's what I'm saying. Life in nature.

[S. Robertson]

That their life is.

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[S. Robertson]

Size.

[Philip McMillan]

Gotta get on Instagram.

[Jacob Mayo]

We have to do size science.

[Si Robertson]

I tagged you on Instagram. You didn't say anything back.

[S. Robertson]

Science. That's why I would love to be able to go to Saturn. Okay. And I want to land on Saturn.

[Jacob Mayo]

A grizzly bear makes you want to land on Saturn?

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. No, no, I want to see.

[Philip McMillan]

Now you're figuring it out.

[S. Robertson]

I want to see what.

[Philip McMillan]

Mayo's got it figured out.

[S. Robertson]

I want to see what the planet looks like. Because you can't. You can't ever see the planet because it's always raining and cloudy.

[Si Robertson]

How far away is Saturn?

[Jacob Mayo]

Is far.

[Si Robertson]

794.34.

[S. Robertson]

Really? Like million miles.

[Si Robertson]

I don't. I don't think you're going to make it there.

[Jacob Mayo]

But how long does it take to get to the.

[S. Robertson]

Hey, how long would it take us to get there?

[Jacob Mayo]

We would all probably.

[Si Robertson]

People also ask.

[Philip McMillan]

We'd have to be teleported.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah, instantly.

[Si Robertson]

With current technology, it takes anywhere from roughly three to six years just to get there.

[Jacob Mayo]

Okay, that ain't that bad. We can make.

[Si Robertson]

No, no, no, hold on. That is a wide swath of time.

[Jacob Mayo]

That is a long time.

[Si Robertson]

If I'm like going on a road trip and I'm like, how long is this going to take? And they're like, your kid will either be 14 or graduated high school by the time you get done.

[S. Robertson]

I'm not going.

[Si Robertson]

That's crazy.

[Jacob Mayo]

You want to go, sir?

[S. Robertson]

No.

[Jacob Mayo]

Okay.

[S. Robertson]

I would love to see it though.

[Jacob Mayo]

I'll FaceTime you when I get there.

[S. Robertson]

Well, I ain't going. I ain't going. I ain't a space traveler.

[Jacob Mayo]

Me neither. You don't want to be Buzz Aldridge.

[S. Robertson]

No, I'm not that adventurous.

[Si Robertson]

Have you seen those new spaceships for like. You probably have the money. Yeah, it's a lot of money. They will take you to space and you're in space for like 20 minutes and then they'll drop you back down.

[S. Robertson]

But that's a scam.

[Jacob Mayo]

Scam, Scam, scam.

[Si Robertson]

How is that a scam?

[S. Robertson]

Scam.

[Jacob Mayo]

This is a scam.

[Philip McMillan]

So I said, you're not a real astronaut if you just go up and come right back down.

[S. Robertson]

Perfect. All they done was just get above the dude.

[Jacob Mayo]

Perfect. Did that one of them really have a video of it?

[Si Robertson]

Oh, yeah, I had to watch it 10 times.

[Jacob Mayo]

No, you did.

[S. Robertson]

Well, no, no, cuz I seen the one where. How much does it cost for the good looking women?

[Si Robertson]

Okay. So you're going to have to count.

[Jacob Mayo]

How many dongs does it cost to go?

[S. Robertson]

That's the case.

[Si Robertson]

They got that many dongs, all of them.

[S. Robertson]

That's all the dongs.

[Si Robertson]

I don't think it's.

[Philip McMillan]

We could trade size scam.

[Si Robertson]

You're 100%.

[S. Robertson]

I know. Yeah. Because they charge you an absorbable amount. Absorbent.

[Philip McMillan]

We got it.

[S. Robertson]

A lot of money and.

[Si Robertson]

What's it called? Blue Space.

[S. Robertson]

Just to go up and say, okay, I went in outer space and then come back down.

[Si Robertson]

The exact cost for a blue origin space flight is not publicly disclosed. But they must pay $150,000 deposit to just reserve a spot.

[Philip McMillan]

You get that back if you make 50 grand reserves.

[Jacob Mayo]

Hey, what's the conversion rate on 150 grand on the Vietnamese dongs?

[Si Robertson]

I ain't got it. I ain't got it.

[S. Robertson]

You got it.

[Jacob Mayo]

It'd be a lot.

[Si Robertson]

Good gracious.

[Jacob Mayo]

150, 000 down.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. That's just to reserve the spot then. They ain't really said how much it's gonna cost.

[Philip McMillan]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

This person says anywhere around 200 to $300,000. You can buy a house or you can be in space for 10 minutes. Those are your choice.

[Jacob Mayo]

What's your choice?

[Si Robertson]

Which one are you doing?

[S. Robertson]

It's a scam.

[Jacob Mayo]

Scam.

[Si Robertson]

Let's pretend it's not a scam. Just for a minute.

[Philip McMillan]

And you may not even be going anywhere. You may just. It just may be like simulation.

[Si Robertson]

You just think it's Disney World.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah.

[Philip McMillan]

You think they're putting you in a.

[Si Robertson]

Thing, spinning you around and like putting you on AI video.

[Philip McMillan]

That's exactly what they're doing.

[S. Robertson]

That's what they do. Okay.

[Jacob Mayo]

It's a scam.

[Philip McMillan]

It's a scambo. Scambolini.

[S. Robertson]

That could put you in one of the things. Roll it four or five times. Y'. All.

[Si Robertson]

Y' all think this is just Spaceship Earth fake news.

[Jacob Mayo]

They give you a moon pie.

[S. Robertson]

They give you a moon pie Scam.

[Si Robertson]

I think they're actually going to space.

[Philip McMillan]

Hold on.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know that Katy Perry did though, that one.

[S. Robertson]

Area 51, buddy.

[Si Robertson]

Have you been there?

[S. Robertson]

Huh? Have you?

[Philip McMillan]

I don't. Say it if you have.

[S. Robertson]

I've seen it.

[Si Robertson]

Have you seen it?

[Philip McMillan]

Don't say it if you don't tell anybody if you've been there.

[S. Robertson]

Hold on.

[Si Robertson]

With your eyes.

[S. Robertson]

With my eyes.

[Si Robertson]

Not on PBS.

[S. Robertson]

Not on PBS.

[Si Robertson]

You've seen Area 51.

[Philip McMillan]

Hey, were you in the military when this happened?

[S. Robertson]

Yep. And hey, it's got a land in the show now. It's got a lot of fences. It's got a lot of barbed wire.

[Philip McMillan]

A lot of guards.

[S. Robertson]

And. Hey, a lot of guards. How close? What are they what are they hiding?

[Philip McMillan]

Why are they garden?

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, what are they garden? And why are they hiding?

[Jacob Mayo]

Scam.

[Si Robertson]

You're the one that's been there. You tell us.

[Philip McMillan]

Scam.

[S. Robertson]

Scam. That's what they. That's all this moonwalk bull crap.

[Jacob Mayo]

Scam, scam, scam.

[Si Robertson]

That's where they did the moonwalk. Bull crap.

[Jacob Mayo]

Oh, scam.

[Si Robertson]

Hey, but you just said you want to go to Saturn. You don't even think we. For the record, I'm with them.

[S. Robertson]

Look, I just. Yo, you got to look at this. With what, an open mind? Very.

[Jacob Mayo]

It seems like.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, you really do. It may be true. Okay, but if it's. I can't. No, no, but it's one of them things. It's like the story of Jesus, you know, it's just. It's true. It's so. No, it's so good.

[Philip McMillan]

No. Scam.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, it's so good.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah.

[S. Robertson]

Could it possibly be true? Yes, I know one of them. Well, with that, I say yes.

[Si Robertson]

But with the moon landing, with the.

[S. Robertson]

Space thing, with the blue space. Yeah, with the space thing. Scam.

[Si Robertson]

Have you ever just like, really stared at a full moon for like 30 minutes?

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. And then.

[Jacob Mayo]

I have.

[S. Robertson]

Although I've done that a lot. Have you? In my career. Yeah.

[Philip McMillan]

Because you had to take guard, like night watch.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, yeah.

[Si Robertson]

And just thought like, hey, people have been there.

[Jacob Mayo]

Do you believe the earth is flat?

[S. Robertson]

No, it's round.

[Jacob Mayo]

Do you think dinosaurs are real?

[S. Robertson]

Yeah, of course they are.

[Philip McMillan]

I'm just asking.

[Jacob Mayo]

Yeah, I'm trying to see if I have any more. He has any more fun.

[S. Robertson]

Well, no, no, they didn't fit on the ark. You got to look at that. They got places in California that, you know, you can see one. You know, I don't know if it's real or they just put it in there to make it look new. Scammer, you know, but it probably. That part of it just may be a scam, but. No, no, but the thing about it is that's where all of our oil and stuff come from is all the dead, rotting dinosaurs.

[Philip McMillan]

And your cousins hit it.

[Si Robertson]

Giant lizards, baby.

[S. Robertson]

He drilled into it. Wildcat.

[Philip McMillan]

Wildcat, Wildcat.

[S. Robertson]

Whoa. Well, but just think, you saved the bunny and then you risk it and hit the biscuit. Yeah.

[Jacob Mayo]

Then you eat the biscuit.

[S. Robertson]

I know you got this. All the biscuits you'll ever want, you can get gravy.

[Si Robertson]

It is true that you have to risk it to get.

[S. Robertson]

Oh, yeah. You got to be a gambler.

[Jacob Mayo]

I don't know about that, but you gotta be A risk taker.

[Philip McMillan]

Ask your dad.

[S. Robertson]

No, no, you gotta be a gambler. You saved that money, you worked hard.

[Jacob Mayo]

For it, and then gamble it away.

[Philip McMillan]

Risk it.

[S. Robertson]

I'm almost gamble on. I'm gonna drill right here.

[Jacob Mayo]

So you need an ace king. You're gonna gamble right there.

[S. Robertson]

I'm on. I'm on real right here on my property.

[Jacob Mayo]

I'm finna hit the nuts and hey.

[S. Robertson]

And hopefully it blows the top of the terry cow. Then you hear that rumble onto the ground.

[Jacob Mayo]

And then you call your family and.

[S. Robertson]

You hear a bunch of hiss. Hey. Then you hear a bunch of hissing. And then all of a sudden that black gold starts shooting up to the top of the.

[Jacob Mayo]

That happens to me. I'm gonna call your phone and go.

[S. Robertson]

Uncle Si, I hit the nuts. Hit the nuts on me. It's all flowing out of the cowboy.

[Si Robertson]

I don't know how we got here or which.

[Jacob Mayo]

Uncle Si, we're going to space because I hit the nuts.

[S. Robertson]

I got that nut.

[Jacob Mayo]

I don't care.

[Si Robertson]

Money.

[S. Robertson]

We can pay for it.

[Si Robertson]

I'm not going to space. I'm.

[S. Robertson]

We can pay for it. Now I'm saying, hey, if somebody pay for it, I'd go, ladies, gentlemen, hold.

[Si Robertson]

On, hold on, hold on. I don't know that you're. I'm not going to.

[Jacob Mayo]

You have to sign a waiver for that.

[Philip McMillan]

Yeah, you definitely sign.

[Si Robertson]

If he would make it, huh? You think you could do it?

[S. Robertson]

I would probably cry like a baby when I was up there.

[Si Robertson]

I'm worried about your emotions.

[Philip McMillan]

Handle it.

[S. Robertson]

It's a. This is an emotion. Emotional thing, though.

[Si Robertson]

I agree with that.

[Philip McMillan]

But physically, could you handle it? Like it's a bunch of forces, a lot of GS.

[Si Robertson]

We'll take you to Disney World. Probably wouldn't take it and put you on that ride.

[Philip McMillan]

We'll put you on a heart. A heart monitor and just check it.

[S. Robertson]

All the way up.

[Si Robertson]

I'm gonna make you do stuff that.

[S. Robertson]

Wouldn'T help because hey. Yeah.

[Philip McMillan]

Well, if you're gonna go out that way, you need to drive that car. That funny car you want to drive.

[Si Robertson]

Well, hey, I think it'd be way cooler to do it in space.

[Jacob Mayo]

Uncle.

[S. Robertson]

So the way I wanted to go out is the way to do it on a. Have you heard how silent get in a drag racer? Okay? This thing has got natural fuel.

[Philip McMillan]

And we've got a guy that owns one of these.

[S. Robertson]

He's already said I can.

[Philip McMillan]

Said he could drive it.

[S. Robertson]

And I said, well, I like to wait till the doctor tells me I'm on my way out. I said, then I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna number one. I'm gonna break the world's fast.

[Philip McMillan]

That's right. It's the doctor.

[S. Robertson]

And I said, here's how it's going. I said, when I cross the finish line, them two bicycle tires. When it goes across the finish line, that nitro engine is going to blow up and send me to heaven.

[Si Robertson]

I think you're hard on that, buddy.

[S. Robertson]

And look. And I was running 390 miles an hour.

[Jacob Mayo]

Your neck might break.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[Philip McMillan]

It blow me, he won't need it.

[S. Robertson]

It blew me an hour. I won't need it.

[Si Robertson]

That oxygen machine won't be able to keep up with that ride.

[S. Robertson]

Well, it won't be kept up. That's right.

[Si Robertson]

Well, of all the things we talked about today, I'm really not sure. Yeah, a lot of scams. A lot of truths scam. But yeah. I'll get you some tickets.

[S. Robertson]

You got to be leery of all.

[Philip McMillan]

The scam get us all.

[Si Robertson]

But I do know this one to be true.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah.

[Si Robertson]

Genesis 1:16. This is the only thing I know about space. That is 100.

[S. Robertson]

Okay. Well, lay it on.

[Si Robertson]

God made two great lights. The greater light to cover in the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth to govern the day and the night and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. Not a scam.

[Jacob Mayo]

Not a scam.

[Si Robertson]

You were created.

[S. Robertson]

Yeah. That's right.

[Si Robertson]

And so is the space. That may not have been to.

[S. Robertson]

I've always told them, like I told the boys up there in San Quentin. All of you need to turn around and look up at that big ball we call the sun.

[Si Robertson]

Nobody's been there for sure.

[S. Robertson]

I knew. I know the man that hung that.

[Si Robertson]

That's right.

[S. Robertson]

Jesus. Right. His power sustains it.

[Si Robertson]

Martin's better at this.

[S. Robertson]

His power holds it where it's got to be or we'll all be dead. We'll either burn up or freeze to death. If it didn't stay just exactly where it was.

[Si Robertson]

I don't want to freeze to death.

[S. Robertson]

That'd be way too bad if you.

[Jacob Mayo]

Have a weighted blanket.

[S. Robertson]

I don't want to burn either.

[Jacob Mayo]

You might not freeze.

[Si Robertson]

I don't want to.

[Philip McMillan]

You know what I want to do? Center of the world.

[Si Robertson]

I want to go to heaven. We hope to see y' all there. See you next time. Right here in the duck call room.

[S. Robertson]

Sat.