Dumb Blonde Podcast

Episode: Ask, Tell, Confess: Pepper Spray Puss

Air Date: April 10, 2026
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests/Co-hosts: Mimi, Haley, Jaime

Episode Overview

This installment of Bunnie XO's "Ask, Tell, Confess" returns to its roots as a space for the audience to submit their wildest questions, stories, and confessions. Bunnie, along with co-hosts Mimi, Haley, and Jaime, read out anonymous entries ranging from hilarious sexual mishaps to raw admissions about work and relationships. Laden with candid conversation, relatable outrage, and sisterly advice, the group keeps the stories rolling, pausing to reflect, debate, and laugh at the wild ride their listeners—and themselves—have experienced.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Origins of "Ask, Tell, Confess"

• [04:42] Bunnie: Describes how the segment was born out of Instagram question boxes she posted for over 10 years. The stories were so wild, she made it a staple on the podcast.
• [05:19] Mimi: Notes people's willingness to confess shocking things, questioning if they realize their IDs aren't anonymous.

Notable Audience Confessions & Group Reactions

Pepper Spray Mishap

• [07:10] Mimi (reading): Confession about getting pepper sprayed during a Super Bowl bet and later transferring the residue during oral sex—resulting in burning sensations.
• [07:55] Bunnie: “She got pepper spray in her puss. Yeah, damn. Pepper spray.”
• Group wonders about lingering potency, leading to stories about being accidentally pepper sprayed (Haley at a hookah bar, [08:21]).

Subtle Workplace Revenge

• [14:07] Mimi (reading): Server retaliated against rude customers by sucking on their ice cubes before returning their drinks.
• [14:22] Bunnie: “Do not mess with people’s food… even if someone’s an asshole.” Expresses strong disapproval.

Service Industry Sympathy & Emotional Labor

• [17:17] Bunny & Haley: Relate to the emotional "roller coaster" of being stylists, servers, and nail techs. Supporting back-to-back clients through wildly different moods is draining.
• [18:07] Haley: “Mine was sad...everyone would apologize as soon as they sat in my seat… negative about appearances, and that would literally bleed onto me.”

First Period and the Tampon Mistake

• [18:53] Haley: Reads the story of a girl who put her first tampon in the wrong hole (her anus) out of confusion.
• [19:45] Bunny: Calls out the lack of education and stresses the importance of parents guiding kids.
• Group discusses dangers (tampons breaking hymens, toxic ingredients), and swap tips about period underwear and cramp relief.

Resort Porn & Toothbrush Mystery

• [22:28] Bunny (reading): Tale of working night audit at a resort, discovering a guest's room with six porn movies ordered, odd requests for multiple lotions and toothbrushes, and being greeted by a naked man; speculation about toothbrush use ensues ([25:03]).
• [25:44] Bunny: Shares a personal story involving a toothbrush accidentally getting lodged in her throat during a party.

ER Visit after Sexual Mishap

• [27:06] Mimi: Confession about a BJ gone wrong—bursting a hematoma in her throat during sex, leading to an ER visit.
• [27:57] Bunnie: “Oh my God.” Group is horrified but can't look away.

Petty Exes and Online Revenge

• [28:28] Haley (reading): Listener made a fake gay dating profile for a cheating ex, adding his number and "hood cleaning" as a euphemism.
• Group approves the creative and non-lethal pettiness.

Difficult Relationship Dynamics

• [30:23] Bunnie: Multiple entries about relationship crises—being in love with husband's best friend, discovering a partner's porn addiction, and not having sex for 100+ days.
• [30:53] Mimi: “Trying to compete with a porn addiction—you’re never gonna win.”
• [32:28] Bunnie & Mimi: Discuss what constitutes true addiction versus normal use, and the challenges of setting boundaries.

Family Secrets: Paternity & Affairs

• [34:00] Bunnie: “My mom died six months ago. She took to the grave a five-year affair…and that my dad’s not my bio dad.”
• Group collectively agrees parents need to be honest about family origins due to the emotional cost later.

Cleaning Up After Sex (Wrong Tools!)

• [35:08] Bunny: “One time a dude titty [ejaculated] me then cleaned me up with Clorox wipes.”
• Group recoils and debates what is (and isn’t) appropriate post-sex clean-up etiquette.

Parental Disapproval of Partners

• [36:21] Bunny: Responds to someone whose mom hates their partner: “We would need to know why. Is she being jealous...or can see right through him?”
• Group discusses how parental concerns may stem from care or life experience.

Threesome Pregnancy

• [37:13] Bunny: “I got pregnant by a threesome with my man at the time and my best friend.”
• Group suggests paternity tests and jokes about process of elimination.

More DNA Bombshells

• [37:43] Bunny: “Found out my 60-year-old aunt is not my grandpa’s daughter.”
• Group reflects on the trauma caused by family secrets and highlights the importance of honesty.

Shame & Sex Positivity

• [38:23] Bunny: Responds to a listener ashamed of their group sex past: “Don’t be ashamed. We’re all retired hoes.”
• [38:42] Bunny: “I just got a hat that says that.”

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bunny, on food tampering ([14:22]):
  “Do not mess with people’s food. So, bro, wrong. It is. It’s like, next level wrong. Especially when you are in a position of having a responsibility to serve people.”

• Haley, on period shame ([18:07]):
  “Everyone would apologize...very negative about appearances, and that would literally bleed onto me.”

• Bunny, on sex positivity ([38:23]):
  “Don’t be ashamed. We’re all retired hoes.”

• Group, on parents hiding family secrets ([34:00]):
  “You have to tell your kids where they came from. Even if it kills you, even if you’re embarrassed...they’re gonna find out.”

• Bunny, on porn addiction and relationships ([31:27]):
  “You’re never going to win trying to compete with a porn addiction...set your boundaries, and if he crosses that boundary...follow through.”

Timestamps for Major Segments

• [04:42] – Origins of Ask, Tell, Confess segment
• [07:10] – Pepper Spray Puss confession
• [14:07] – Waitress ice cube revenge story
• [17:17] – Emotional toll of being in the service industry
• [18:53] – Tampon misplacement story
• [22:28] – Resort porn/movie toothbrush story
• [27:06] – Blowjob/hematoma emergency room confession
• [28:28] – Petty revenge: fake gay dating profile for a cheating ex
• [30:23] – Issues of porn addiction and relationship advice
• [34:00] – Family secrets: paternity and affairs
• [35:08] – Clorox wipes after sex
• [36:21] – Dealing with mom hating your partner
• [37:13] – Threesome pregnancy revelation
• [37:43] – DNA discoveries and generational secrets
• [38:23] – Sexual shame and acceptance

Summary Flow

The panel delivers an uproarious, raw, and sympathetic session that highlights the power of user-submitted confessions: nothing is off-limits here, from pepper spray mishaps in the bedroom to confronting lifelong family secrets. The group balances laughter and empathy, often pausing to stress core values—honesty, consent, and self-acceptance. Listeners are encouraged to keep submitting, embrace their pasts, and, above all, remember that everyone is living through their own sometimes-messy, always-real story.

See Also

• Submit your story to Bunnie on Instagram (@xomgitsbunnie) to be featured in the next “Ask, Tell, Confess.”
• For more support, follow all hosts:
  • Mimi: @mimi.s.1620
  • Haley: @makeupbyhaley
  • Jaime: @jaimepov

Come back next week for more confessions, and remember: we've all been there.