Ask, Tell, Confess: Worst Psychic Reading I've Ever Had!

Summary

Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde — "Ask, Tell, Confess: Worst Psychic Reading I've Ever Had!"

Host: Bunnie DeFord (Bunnie XO)
Guests: Haley, Dempsey, Jaime, and others
Date: August 14, 2026
Main Theme:
A hilarious, unfiltered roundtable of chaotic vacation stories, embarrassing confessions, relationship mishaps, and the group’s infamous experience with the “worst psychic reading ever.” The episode continues the vibes from last week, leaning into candid storytelling, relatable laughs, and warm friendship, while Bunnie and friends invite listeners to join in their recurring segment “Ask, Tell, Confess.”

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Episode Structure & Key Segments

• 00:00–02:42: Advertisements & Banter (skipped in this summary)
• 02:42–03:47: Intro and Community Submissions Callout
• 03:47–08:09: Kicking off Wild Vacation Stories
• 08:09–11:07: Game Nights & Inside Jokes
• 11:07–19:19: Submissions, Friendship Antics & The Notorious Psychic Reading
• 19:23–30:55: More Wild Tales, Sex Confessions, Relationship Disasters
• 30:55–31:10: Closing Thoughts

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1. Opening & Episode Purpose

Overview:
Bunnie welcomes listeners to a continuation of last week’s episode focused on wild vacation stories, crowd-sourced audience confessions, and the group’s signature irreverent humor. The gang also invites stories via Instagram DMs and voice notes, encouraging direct listener participation.

Key Quote:

"We had so many of our own [vacation stories] that we didn't really get to get into all of the ones that we got. So we're just going to keep it moving on this week's episode." — Haley (03:08)

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2. Vacation Stories & Embarrassing Moments (03:17–08:09)

Construction Work Bet Gone Wild (04:00–05:12)

• Dempsey shares a story about a work trip, a bet with her boss involving her ex-wife, and an unexpectedly lucrative (and awkward) video.
• Quote:

  “He tried to hook up with both of them and ended up getting neither of them. My ex-wife and I ended up the girl together and we filmed it. Then my boss paid me another grand for the video.” — Dempsey (05:01)

Tattoo Storytime (05:24–06:43)

• The friends recount getting matching tattoos inspired by the Stevie Nicks lyric, under a blood moon, with serendipitous encounters.
• Quote:

  “We got tattooed under a blood moon ... meeting that under a blood moon.” — Dempsey (06:15–06:17)

Fall in Rome & The Beefy Rat (06:50–07:40)

• Haley hilariously describes crashing her scooter in Rome swerving to avoid what she thought was a cat, but was actually a “beefy rat.”
• Quote:

  “That rat was beefy. Like, that dude was like ... he was a speed bump.” — Haley (07:22)

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3. Game Night, Group Dynamics, and Inside Jokes (08:09–11:07)

• The group shares how, contrary to popular assumptions, their “wild” travel involves playing Cards Against Humanity, having pizza nights, and making cookie bowls.
• Dempsey references vlogging these shenanigans, highlighting inside jokes like comparing a messy kitchen to a “natural disaster” and referencing FEMA (09:18).

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4. More Outrageous Stories (11:07–16:59)

The Jet Ski Instructor Disaster (11:07–12:26)

• A saga of a financially dependent jet ski instructor in the Keys, capped by a disappointing end and Dempsey’s candid commentary.
• Quote:

  “I paid for all the food, drinks and groceries. I think the only thing he bought me was a Wendy's double junior bacon cheeseburger.” — Haley (11:29)

Irish Goodbyes & Friendship Dynamics (12:33–13:01)

• Dempsey and Haley playfully tease mutual friend Dempsey’s habit of “Irish goodbyes.”
• Quote:

  “She's almost worse than Jaime ... As soon as her fucking energy tank is low, she's got to go. Gone.” — Dempsey & Haley (12:41–12:52)

13th Reason Why & Group Pranks (14:03–15:40)

• Dempsey jokes about not going out after hurting her knee—her “13th reason why”—and tells of being woken by Bunny and Haley’s drunken, giggly chaos.

Shared Laughter & Memory Lane (16:31–17:12)

• Slapstick retelling of trying to be quiet while waking bunkmates, inside jokes about spring beds, and accidentally falling on each other.

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5. The "Worst Psychic Reading" Segment (17:15–19:19)

Headline Story:
The group collectively recounts the worst psychic reading they've ever had, lampooning the shallow and inconsistent “readings” they received.

Key Points:

• The psychic asked the same vague questions and gave generic advice to everyone.
• She repeatedly misjudged relationship statuses, desires for marriage or children, and even tried to force narratives that didn’t fit.
• The group acts out how basic and impersonal the session felt.

Memorable Quotes:

• “She read all of us the same way.” — Bunny (17:47)

• “She’ll be like, I see you as a lover, and you want to settle down and get married ... I said, ‘no’ ... She had to, like, re-scramble the same thing to me.” — Jaime (18:44)

• “She's like, you want to be a mother? I said, no, she got someone mixed up.” — Jaime (19:12)

Timestamped Notable Moment:

• [17:15]: “You guys got a wild psychic reading.” (Introduction)
• [17:44]: “She read all of us the same way.” (Bunnie, highlighting the scammy psychic)
• [18:06]: Group parodies the reading: “...starting in two months. So for two months, it'll be kind of rough, but after that ... you will be happy.” (Unknown Male Guest)

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6. Relationship Shenanigans & Sexual Confessions (21:47–25:16)

Spring Break Gone Wrong (21:47–22:50)

• Listener submits story: gets drunk on Four Loko, only to find Scottish boyfriend hooking up with his best (male) friend in an alley, who then gaslights her.
• Quote:

  “He spent 24 hours telling me it was just a Dr. Hallucination until someone actually told me they had video." — Haley (22:05)

Floaty & Lake Family Disaster (23:57–25:15)

• Submission: Attempting to get intimate with boyfriend on a floaty, only to be caught by his entire extended family.
• The group debates water sex logistics, floaty physics, and fears about river parasites (especially “frog in the vagina”—Haley, 25:21).

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7. Touching on Taboo: Masturbation Among Friends (29:11–30:32)

• An audience story about a friend masturbating during a shared room FaceTime session leads to an open discussion about the normalcy and transparency of sexual habits among close friends.
• The prevailing attitude: nothing is off-limits; friends should be able to be themselves without shame.
• Quote:

  “I think, like, real friends masturbate around each other.” — Haley (29:52) “We’re just comfortable with each other when we’re done.” — Dempsey (30:02)

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8. Shocking Moments: Kissing Cousins & Awkward Family Encounters (27:21–28:18)

• Jaime recounts unwittingly making out with her cousin at a hotel, discovering the connection only when parents arrived.
• Quote:

  “Turns out that was my cousin. I never knew about him because my mom and her brother haven’t talked in years.” — Jaime (27:39)

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9. Closing Thoughts & Friendship Vibes (30:59–31:10)

• The group reinforces their tight bond, continues with laughter, and teases next week’s episode.
• Quote:

  “Babies, I love you. We'll see you guys next week.” — Bunny (31:10)

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• On the “Psychic”:

  “You want to be a mother? I said, no, she got someone mixed up.” — Jaime (19:12)

• About Friend Dynamics:

  “She's almost worse than Jaime. She will Irish goodbye you so fast.” — Dempsey (12:41)

• Vacation Chaos:

  “I'm on a floaty with no top trying to get railed. I would like to know how the hell you did that on a floaty.” — Dempsey (24:08)

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Final Takeaways

• The group delivers on raw, chaos-filled humor, grounding the episode in real talk about friendships, awkward situations, and relationship disasters.
• The “Ask, Tell, Confess” format thrives on community stories, making the show interactive and deeply relatable.
• The psychic reading anecdote stands out as a comedic cautionary tale about generic spirituality.
• Underneath the wildness, there's genuine warmth, acceptance, and vulnerability, making listeners feel part of the friend group.

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Key Timestamps

• 03:08 — “We had so many of our own …”
• 05:12 — “My ex-wife and I ended up the girl together …”
• 06:15–06:17 — “We got tattooed under a blood moon …”
• 11:29 — “The only thing he bought me was a Wendy’s double junior bacon cheeseburger.”
• 17:15 — “You guys got a wild psychic reading.”
• 19:12 — “You want to be a mother? I said, no, she got someone mixed up.”
• 22:05 — “He spent 24 hours telling me …”
• 24:08 — “I’m on a floaty with no top trying to get railed …”
• 29:52 — “I think, like, real friends masturbate around each other.”
• 31:10 — “Babies, I love you. We'll see you guys next week.”

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Episode Tone

Candid, irreverent, hilarious, supportive, and unfiltered—listeners are treated to a front-row seat at an inside-joke-filled sleepover with zero shame and lots of heart.

Transcript

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[Bunny]

Ask, tell, Confetti.

[Dempsey]

Ask, tell.

[Unknown Male Guest]

Confess.

[Dempsey]

I ask to confess.

[Haley]

Hello, friends.

[Bunny]

Welcome back to part two of continuation of last week's episode of these crazy wild vacation stories.

[Haley]

Because we had so many of our own last week that we didn't really get to get into all of the ones that we got. So I think we're gonna just keep

[Bunny]

it moving on this week's episode.

[Dempsey]

But there's a lot of really good submissions.

[Haley]

A lot of really good submissions. So who wants to kick off this week?

[Dempsey]

I will.

[Bunny]

Also, if you guys want to be a part of Ask Tal Confess.

[Haley]

I think you guys have all figured it out now. Just go to all three, all four of our Instagrams and try to limit it to one person because sometimes we get multiple stories. So if you guys could just hit one of us and, you know, leave the story, eventually it'll be seen. Just put ATC in front of it and we will, you know, that's how you can participate.

[Bunny]

And we'll read it live on the air, baby. Or send a voice note. We love voice notes.

[Dempsey]

We love.

[Haley]

Yeah, we love a good voice note

[Bunny]

because I like to hear the inflection

[Haley]

in people's, you know, voices.

[Dempsey]

So, yeah, you always have a word for something.

[Jaime]

I don't even know what that means.

[Dempsey]

Crazy. That's wild. All right, this one was a work trip. So it wasn't exactly a vacation, but it was a work trip, which I feel like nothing good happens on a work trip. Went out of town for work doing construction. Construction guys are the worst. Are you the one that was telling me about the. The dudes on what is it? Hint. What's the gay app Grinder on Grindr? Were you the one that. I don't know, some dude was telling me that, like, when construction workers travel, that's the app they get on to hook up.

[Unknown Male Guest]

That would not surprise me.

[Dempsey]

Crazy. Anyways, went out of work for construction. We just happened to be about three hours from my ex wife. My boss and I made a bet for a thousand dollars that if I called her, she would come to our hotel. So I called her. He paid for her gas to Come out and gave me a thousand dollars. She brought a girl we used to occasionally hook up with. He tried to hook up with both of them and ended up getting neither of them. My ex wife, loser and I.

[Haley]

What a loser.

[Dempsey]

Said, my ex wife and I ended up the girl together and we filmed it. Then my boss paid me another grand for the video.

[Jaime]

Damn.

[Haley]

Damn. Boss is a big old trick.

[Dempsey]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Trick daddy.

[Dempsey]

Trick daddy.

[Haley]

Trick daddy. Well, he sounds. He sounded like one anyway. He fit the bill. If the shoe fits. Lace that up and wear it, you know? Okay.

[Jaime]

Shit.

[Haley]

Oh, yeah.

[Bunny]

By the way, let's talk about our tattoos.

[Dempsey]

Oh, my goodness.

[Haley]

We haven't got to talk about the tattoos. Slime cast a spell on you.

[Bunny]

So you won't forgive me.

[Jaime]

I'm gonna put Vaseline or Aquarium.

[Haley]

Everybody keeps asking.

[Bunny]

They're like, shouldn't it say casts?

[Haley]

And it's like, no, it's time.

[Bunny]

Cast a spell on you.

[Haley]

Those are the original lyrics that Stevie Nicks had written. And this is just a special song. Like, I love it. It doesn't mean anything for anything that's going on in any part of my life.

[Dempsey]

No, we all got it together.

[Jaime]

Found it on TikTok.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Right.

[Haley]

Well, we wanted it before. We love that song. And then we saw it and we were like, you know what? This is our sign.

[Dempsey]

That was the tip we wanted for sure. We were listening. It was like one of those moments where it's just. You're listening to the song and then you're like, we should get that tattoo. Goes. Yeah, we should. And then it just happened. At the coolest tattoo artist ever.

[Jaime]

Which I feel like that was meant to be, too.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Dempsey]

Meaning that meeting that under a blood moon.

[Jaime]

Didn't know that.

[Haley]

Yeah. We got tattooed under a blood.

[Jaime]

Wait. I took a photo of it. The moon.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Do you remember?

[Jaime]

It was.

[Dempsey]

Dude.

[Jaime]

Wow.

[Dempsey]

That night, it was meant to be. Sweet little Jeremy.

[Haley]

I love Jeremy. He was sweet. And Jeremy is best friends with Viking Barbie.

[Dempsey]

Yes.

[Haley]

Which is crazy. Which is one of my best friends. So it was, like, all just serendipitous.

[Dempsey]

And 10 months prior, had seen us in Rome.

[Jaime]

In Rome.

[Dempsey]

Watched us fly past him on scooters.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

Wasn't me.

[Haley]

It was just a car.

[Dempsey]

Michelangelo,

[Jaime]

You know what?

[Haley]

You're lucky you didn't go on it, because I remember I fell off the scooter.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And ripped something in my arm. And for six months, my arm hurt so bad. I tried peptides. I tried everything. I think I, like, fractured my elbow. Something happened. It was that rat. Do you Remember the big ass rat?

[Dempsey]

Do you remember the rat rod?

[Haley]

It was huge. That rat was beefy. Like, that dude was like, he was.

[Jaime]

Dude.

[Haley]

That rat dude. I hated him. Yeah, he was like a speed bump.

[Dempsey]

It was.

[Jaime]

No, you ran over him.

[Haley]

No, but he ran in front of me and, like, I went. I went like this to miss it because I thought it was a cat and it was a rat. Dude, it was crazy.

[Dempsey]

Rats in Rome are a different story.

[Haley]

No, it was wild. We got to go back and redo that trip. But all of us, we've been having so much fun, you guys. Like, I can't even tell you how much.

[Dempsey]

Yeah, traveling with you guys is a lot of fun.

[Haley]

It's been wild.

[Dempsey]

Yeah, it's been really cool.

[Bunny]

But it's not wild.

[Haley]

Like, how you guys would think, like, we're just like, I don't know. I think everybody thinks we're out here doing hoe and it's really like, we're doing best.

[Jaime]

Playing cars against humanity.

[Haley]

Yeah, we're having, like, game nights, pizza nights, and cookie bowls, bro.

[Dempsey]

I'm making a vlog about that right now. I got 29 seconds in, and I was crying because I was laughing so hard at your commentary. There's a part where Haley, go.

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[Haley]

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[Dempsey]

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[Haley]

Honestly, you gotta post it though.

[Dempsey]

I will. I was making it last night, it was so funny.

[Haley]

All right, who's next?

[Jaime]

My grandma submitted so I feel like I have. I have to read nannies. When I was little, my brother in law convinced me to smoke a cigar and I threw up all over the white sands of Florida.

[Dempsey]

Oh, I can't do cigars. No.

[Jaime]

You know it's funny though, cuz my grandpa always smok cigars.

[Haley]

Now really, there's nothing worse than like a nicotine sickness. Like if you smoke a cigarette or if you like, you know, vape too

[Dempsey]

much or never smoked a cigarette. Just a straight Marlboro red to the.

[Haley]

Or a Camel crush.

[Dempsey]

Crush the blue one. God, I really loved the pink and black Camels back in the day.

[Haley]

I love the Newports. Oh, Newports were my jam. I was. I'm from the hood, so.

[Dempsey]

Yeah, no, I get it.

[Haley]

White trash. A good marble red me up a marble red. That.

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[Haley]

Dude, you might as well just inhale dirt. The smell of it, like it's bad. God, they're brutal. Like you feel like you're dying when you inhale a marble red. It's like. Like it. You need a pulse oximeter and an oxygen mask.

[Dempsey]

I made it. I made it. We were joking. Made a South park image of me earlier. And my chat put a pack of marble reds next to me. I swear it was the wildest.

[Haley]

Your chat knows you product placement?

[Dempsey]

Yeah, Y. Yeah, I'm someone's, you know, drunk uncle.

[Haley]

This one is from our homegirl dimps. Oh gosh, we know. She's a mess. We love. We love Dempsey so much. And I. You guys might remember this because I remember this. Oh, I met this guy. He was my jet ski instructor. I met him down in the Keys. He had no money. The day I got there, somebody.

[Dempsey]

You remember this?

[Haley]

Do you remember somebody died on the boat? It was during lobster fishing season. I was supposed to stay with him and his friends, but I felt uncomfortable, so I booked my own hotel. He had no money the whole vacation. I paid for the next Airbnb. I paid for all the food, drinks and groceries. I think the only thing he bought me was a Wendy's double junior bacon cheeseburger. the end of the trip, I missed my flight and had to Drive four hours to Miami with him, only for him to not help me get out of the car with my suitcase. And he drove off. That guy bunny.

[Dempsey]

I remember this content.

[Haley]

She, like, vlogged the whole thing. Yeah.

[Dempsey]

100. She's like, on the boat with him, vlogging.

[Haley]

Yeah. Like, just miserable. Yeah, that was.

[Dempsey]

I do remember that saga. That's crazy. I bet you it's still up if you guys want to scroll back on Dempsey's profile.

[Haley]

Yeah, dude.

[Dempsey]

Poor Devs. She gets in some crazy situations, man.

[Haley]

Demps does it to her self. I mean, and she knows I'll tell her that. I'll be like, what are you doing?

[Dempsey]

Yeah. Like, why are we here?

[Haley]

Why are we barking up this tree? Yeah, yeah, she always. But you know what? She's a good fudgeing time.

[Dempsey]

She is such a good one.

[Haley]

Thing about Dempsey is she will fudgeing make you laugh from the minute she enters your life to the minute she fudgeing walks out the door to go home. And she will go home abruptly.

[Dempsey]

Oh, she's almost worse than Jaime.

[Haley]

Yeah, she will. Irish goodbye. You so fast.

[Dempsey]

She's like, my dog's in the hotel. I got to go.

[Haley]

As soon as her fucking energy tank is low, she's got to go.

[Dempsey]

Gone.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Dempsey]

I love it. Yeah. I love that so much. I love people who are Irish goodbye. Even though it pisses me off because

[Jaime]

I'm like, the opposite.

[Haley]

Oh, Haley, you're side quest. Side quest, Sally.

[Jaime]

I am like, yeah, I literally. I saw a tick tock that was literally me the other night. And it's like, what is it like to leave the bar before the lights come on?

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

And I was like, I've watched you FaceTime me.

[Haley]

You were so drunk the other night. You FaceTimed me. And I go, why is it so bright in the bar? And you're like, the lights are on. It was so funny. I was like, go, friends.

[Dempsey]

I've seen Haley get the security light and escort people out. That's my favorite thing to do.

[Haley]

She's the type of girl who will not go home. Like, you have to beg her to go home. And then finally you're just like, you know what? I'm going and meet me at home. Find your find. That's how we ended up at the strip club Companion. And then.

[Dempsey]

Yeah, send her with a friend.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Dempsey]

And then you'll see her later that night. Yes, for sure. Maybe. Yeah. No, no. I always make. I always check your location, make sure you make it back safe.

[Haley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dempsey]

You're like, oh, hold on, though.

[Haley]

When we came in the other night, when Mimi was sleeping and me and you were in the bathroom, that was the funniest thing.

[Dempsey]

No, no, no, no. I'm gonna tell that from my point of view. Get ready. We had a different point of view because it was. Everyone sit down. I was not feeling well.

[Haley]

I did not want to go out.

[Dempsey]

I tripped over my suitcase. And it was, like, my 13th reason why, because I, like, my knee hurt. And I said, you know what? That was my. That was it. I'm not going out. I'm going to bed.

[Jaime]

It was like, our last night after literally 10 days.

[Haley]

10 days of.

[Jaime]

Just 10 days.

[Dempsey]

I said, I'm not mentally well. My knee hurts. I'm going to bed. She gave me some, like, sticky patch to put on my knee. So I, like, put it up and everything. I get woken up to the door. I don't know if they kicked it in with their foot or what. It slams open, and they. Into the bathroom, and then slam the bathroom door shut. And all I hear is this. That you guys heard that noise right there. Imagine it for 10 minutes straight, and it doesn't stop. It just said. And then all I hear bunny is she's gonna get mad at us.

[Jaime]

I don't remember that.

[Dempsey]

And then she starts laughing again. And then she said, we have to be quiet. And then they just start quiet. This was. Went on for so long. And so I'm awake at this point, and I hear the door start slowly opening. And I'm just, like, on my phone. And she said, we're so sorry.

[Jaime]

Yeah, I thought you were awake since you were on your phone. I was like, perfect.

[Dempsey]

So then Haley proceeds to. Then fall on top of me and buckle my knee out.

[Jaime]

Don't remember this.

[Dempsey]

And get up and fall back on me again. And I just looked at her.

[Haley]

And then so.

[Dempsey]

So.

[Haley]

And then. So we separate. I go to my room. Kayla's in her room, and I'm in bed with somebody next to me, and Haley's in bed with somebody next to her, and we're texting. And it was the funniest conversation ever. It is the funniest conversation. And I said something to where we both lost it to where I had to sit up in the bed because I was laughing so hard. Holding the laugh. No, I was shaking the. The bed that the person. The person goes, what the are you doing? And I was like, I'm sorry. I. I left Haley a message. I said, dude, I'm in trouble. I gotta go to bed.

[Jaime]

You sent a voice Text. And I read it and I lost it.

[Dempsey]

Mind you, this is a spring bed, so the whole bed is doing this.

[Jaime]

And

[Haley]

I called him Brad Cuckin Hoffer.

[Dempsey]

Wait, we haven't showed you the.

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[Dempsey]

It's so funny after to bunny calling me to apologize.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Dempsey]

Because she said, I think I pissed off Mimi.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Dempsey]

She calls me. She goes, hey, she's downstairs. I'm upstairs. What are you doing? I was like, we're getting ready to go. She goes, I'm sorry.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I'm like, I'm sorry for last night, buddy.

[Jaime]

I was blacked out.

[Haley]

No, it was. It was funny. It was good times.

[Dempsey]

Good times.

[Jaime]

That last night was a good night.

[Haley]

That was good. We always have fun.

[Dempsey]

You guys got a wild psychic reading.

[Haley]

Oh, fake. Yeah. I don't even want to talk about it because it was so bad. I have never had a worse experience in my life with a psychic than I did with this lady. I've always had great psychic. Always, always great psychic readings. Never had a problem with them. This lady, what in the.

[Jaime]

Like, she said you on the phone call after 10 seconds.

[Haley]

Yeah, but the thing is, is that

[Bunny]

she read all of us the same way.

[Haley]

She said, yeah.

[Jaime]

She's asking the same questions. She.

[Haley]

Yeah, yeah. It was crazy.

[Dempsey]

I like Jaime's interpretation of what a

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[Jaime]

No, that's the best video.

[Dempsey]

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[Jaime]

But she was like, do you want a new car? I said, yeah. She's like, well, you're gonna get it. I said, okay.

[Dempsey]

It was just the most, like, basic thing.

[Jaime]

She'll be like, I see you as a lover, and you want to settle down and get married. I said, said, no. She's like, yeah. She had a, like, re.

[Haley]

Scramble the same thing to me. She's like.

[Bunny]

She's like, you're looking for love.

[Haley]

I said, no, I'm not.

[Dempsey]

The. I'm not.

[Haley]

She's like, you. You.

[Bunny]

You have bad luck in love.

[Haley]

I was like, technically, no. I was like, I actually have a really good love life, but I just don't want to be in love. Like, I'm having fun. Like, she was like trying to force things.

[Jaime]

She's like, you want to be a mother? I said, no, she got someone mixed up.

[Dempsey]

That was not Haley. Yeah, for sure.

[Haley]

No, it was crazy. All right, who's next? Vacation stories we keep getting off track.

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[Dempsey]

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[Haley]

Oh, this one was great.

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[Unknown Male Guest]

But

[Haley]

getting drunk on 4 loco with my Scottish ex on spring break just to find him fucking his best friend

[Bunny]

in an alley on River Street.

[Haley]

His best friend is a guy I

[Jaime]

was just about to ask.

[Haley]

And then when I woke up the next day and asked him about it,

[Bunny]

he spent 24 hours telling me that

[Haley]

it was just a Dr. Hallucination until someone actually told me they had video. Rudest spring break of my life. Never had four Loco again. That's insane. Like I'm never going to Y labor.

[Jaime]

Was it though? Was it the gold ones?

[Haley]

I don't know. I don't know anything about.

[Jaime]

I get it.

[Haley]

I know nothing about 4Lo.

[Jaime]

Oh, that was my sh.

[Haley]

I'm just talking like we're never going to yuck anybody's yum.

[Dempsey]

But dude, if you're a hallucination, that pisses me off.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Don't gaslight.

[Haley]

If you're going to be. If you're going to be, do gay and be gay. Be gay.

[Dempsey]

You got to claim it.

[Unknown Male Sponsor Voice]

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[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Dempsey]

Just like it in the butt. You like it.

[Bunny]

Don't hurt people.

[Haley]

You know, like don't hurt a woman who obviously was invested in you.

[Unknown Male Guest]

Yeah.

[Haley]

That you scarred her for life to the point that she's literally telling us the story on Ask.

[Unknown Male Sponsor Voice]

I'll confess.

[Jaime]

You know the same Scottish man that I hooked up with.

[Haley]

Damn. They all like it in the poker.

[Jaime]

I don't know.

[Dempsey]

Did you put your finger in his butt? Might not have been him.

[Jaime]

I don't do that to anyone.

[Haley]

You don't?

[Dempsey]

Oh, you can't imagine that thing going inside you.

[Jaime]

No. But also, ew. Where you.

[Dempsey]

I've one time got my stilettos too sharp and I sliced my vagina open.

[Haley]

I believe it. I've done that before too.

[Bunny]

Yeah, if you wash too fast.

[Dempsey]

I did. I literally cut.

[Jaime]

Hurts.

[Dempsey]

Not bad. That's why I'm such a basic now.

[Haley]

Yeah, you did get basic on us.

[Dempsey]

Yeah, I feel like I tried to

[Haley]

do the basic thing and just couldn't do it anymore.

[Dempsey]

I can't have the skin and the hair and the outfits. Like I gotta. I gotta be toned down somewhere.

[Haley]

Not me. I'm gonna wear makeup for the rest of my life.

[Jaime]

I tried it with the no lashes thing. No, can't do it. I mean like my dad.

[Dempsey]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Haley]

I'VE tried it all too. I just. This is me. Take it or leave it.

[Dempsey]

My nail artist said, you ever gonna do something fun? I said, no.

[Haley]

She said, no, I'm over it. I'm over it.

[Dempsey]

Okay. This one said, I went on a trip with my boyfriend at the time's family to the lake. I mean the whole family. Aunts, uncles, cousins. Anyway, we snuck off and we were trying to get it in a little area in the lake that was secluded. Tell me why they all showed up. And I'm on a floaty with no top trying to get railed. I would like to know how the hell you did that on a floaty.

[Haley]

Getting railed on a floaty?

[Jaime]

Yeah, how?

[Dempsey]

Where's the leverage?

[Haley]

It could be the big one that doesn't have the hole in it, you know, so it like it's a raft.

[Dempsey]

Have you ever tried to on an air mattress? It's the same thing. There's no leverage there.

[Haley]

I've made it work.

[Unknown Male Guest]

It could be like waist high water.

[Haley]

I've made a work baby. It's like a waterbed too. Have you ever had sex on a waterbed?

[Dempsey]

No.

[Haley]

Motion of the ocean, baby.

[Dempsey]

I don't know about that. I feel like they're. You can't.

[Jaime]

You can never get a good.

[Haley]

It's rhythm. It's rhythm.

[Jaime]

You can never like I'm about to stand.

[Haley]

Yeah, it's rhythm. You literally have to balance yourself and then find a rhythm.

[Dempsey]

He's like you laughing on the spring bed. I guess you could never. I don't know.

[Haley]

It's possible I've done it. I don't know. Not on a raft.

[Dempsey]

Yeah, I don't like, imagine.

[Haley]

I don't like sex in water. That scares me because what if there's like a parasite in there and it just swims up?

[Dempsey]

That's probably how she got the frog in the vagina.

[Haley]

Why are you in a dirty ass river too? That's gross, dude.

[Dempsey]

No water like that, you don't know what's it. You can't even see.

[Jaime]

Those rivers are built on top of old towns anyway.

[Dempsey]

Oh, okay.

[Jaime]

I just take it there and it's my favorite.

[Haley]

Decomposed bodies.

[Dempsey]

What? They don't drown the lakes with the people in them.

[Haley]

Crazy.

[Jaime]

Oh, here they do.

[Dempsey]

Oh, let me see.

[Haley]

You guys want to hear. Oh, let me see. You guys want to hear what he has to say? I know you got a lot going on right now, and I hope everything is going great today. Just know I'm thinking about you and

[Bunny]

hope you're having the absolute best day. You deserve the best.

[Haley]

He's so sweet.

[Unknown Male Guest]

Wait, is this the guy from the show a while ago? Yes, I remember meeting him.

[Dempsey]

Yeah, that one.

[Unknown Male Guest]

Him.

[Dempsey]

That's what I showed you earlier, gorgeous.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Unknown Male Guest]

Good job.

[Jaime]

Yeah, he popped up on my snap, and I was like, hey. Like, I miss you. And then I was like, hey.

[Haley]

She said, pause. Let me notify my girl.

[Jaime]

I immediately texted you. I was like, I got someone.

[Unknown Male Guest]

It's like Dennis Rodman just passing it to bunnies.

[Haley]

Listen, I am the guest star player right now.

[Unknown Male Guest]

You are.

[Dempsey]

Nice little alley oop there. Yeah, yeah, we all enjoyed that.

[Haley]

And it's a.

[Dempsey]

We've shown everyone. I hope you know that. We even showed Realtor Brad.

[Haley]

Yeah, we showed.

[Unknown Male Guest]

What'd he say?

[Dempsey]

He was. He couldn't believe it.

[Haley]

Nobody can believe it. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a wonder of the world.

[Unknown Male Guest]

I stood up when she showed me. You showed it to me.

[Jaime]

I said, jason, cut this out.

[Unknown Male Guest]

Oh, great.

[Haley]

Yeah, that's crazy comparison. But damn. Damn, Haley, that was. And we're not playing words of humanity right now. Words of humanity. God.

[Jaime]

I went on vacation back when I was 18, and I met this guy at the hotel we got to talk in, and we ended up kissing. He sees my mom and said, that looks like my aunt. I go, haha. Funny. That's my mom. His dad came up and saw me and was white in the face. Turns out that was my cousin. I never knew about him because my mom and her brother haven't talked in years.

[Dempsey]

Get out of here.

[Unknown Male Guest]

Honest mistake.

[Dempsey]

Kissing cousins. Honest mistake, Jaime.

[Unknown Male Guest]

Well, it wasn't like a family reunion. They were just there. Or wait, why were they at the same hotel?

[Dempsey]

Thank you. Family vacation.

[Unknown Male Guest]

Was this in Florida?

[Jaime]

Probably, or. No, probably Arkansas. Alabama.

[Dempsey]

Crazy. Yeah. They went from Alabama to Florida? Probably.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Dempsey]

Makes sense.

[Haley]

Well, figures. They were from Alabama. Just kidding. Guys, don't get mad. Don't get mad. It's an old joke. It's an old joke.

[Jaime]

As.

[Haley]

As old as time, baby. All right, I got one, too. Worst vacation I've ever gone on was going to Virginia. First of all, why the would you go to Virginia for vacation with and

[Bunny]

her family for a baby shower.

[Haley]

During that time, her and her boyfriend broke up and she went on Tinder and matched with this guy. You guys good? You good? You guys good?

[Unknown Male Guest]

You okay?

[Haley]

What's happening? Let. Let the classroom in on the joke, you idiots.

[Unknown Male Guest]

They look like SpongeBob and Patrick laughing. Insert visual.

[Dempsey]

Mad at us.

[Jaime]

Go ahead. Okay.

[Haley]

No, go Ahead. Enjoy. All right, I'm gonna read this again. Worst vacation I've ever gone on was going to Virginia with my friend and her family for a baby shower. During that time, her and her boyfriend broke up, and she went on Tinder and matched with the sky. They started FaceTiming each other a lot at night. One night, I was half awake and started hearing moaning and planting. Oh, moaning and panting. And realized they were masturbating on the FaceTime with each other. Mind you, we shared a room. That sounds like a great match. I wouldn't be upset if somebody did that. I'd be in the background rooting it on.

[Dempsey]

That's crazy.

[Haley]

I feel like, don't you guys masturbate in the same room? But, like, you'll go in the shower, and then you'll go in the. You'll go in the bed. I think, like, real friends masturbate around each other.

[Dempsey]

We're just comfortable each other when we're done. Except for when she leaves me out in the cold.

[Unknown Male Guest]

That was crazy.

[Dempsey]

She forgot to tell me she was done. I'm freezing outside because I didn't just. I'm just gonna go hang out. And then she's like, an hour later, was like, okay, I'm done. I was like, damn, that. She must have taken a long time for her to find her story or her porn that she likes to watch. Nope. She just forgot to text me.

[Haley]

I don't know. Real friends don't care about, like, that, I guess. I don't think it's natural everybody rubs one out, you know?

[Dempsey]

Why not?

[Haley]

And if your girl's going through a breakup and somebody's distracting her, more power to her.

[Dempsey]

Yeah. Remember that one time you did it in the bathroom in Europe?

[Unknown Male Guest]

Yep, I remember that.

[Dempsey]

With him on FaceTime. When you finished, he said, welcome to Chili's.

[Jaime]

That guy.

[Unknown Male Guest]

Oh, you did virtually believe this.

[Jaime]

This.

[Haley]

Oh, that dude. Yep.

[Jaime]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Forgot about him. Yeah, the other one's on my shit list, too.

[Jaime]

Okay.

[Haley]

Yep. Tell them. I'm telling the world right now. You're on my shit list. All right, guys, we have so much to do. We've got to get out here. We got to go. Babies, I love you.

[Bunny]

We'll see you guys next week.

[Dempsey]

Bye.

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