Ask, Tell, Confess: Bunnie’s DMs Exposed

Summary

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Dumb Blonde Podcast – "Ask, Tell, Confess: Bunnie’s DMs Exposed"

Host: Bunnie XO
Date: June 26, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this candid and hilarious episode, Bunnie XO is joined by co-hosts Haley and Christine for an "Ask, Tell, Confess" special focusing on Bunnie’s DMs, post-divorce life, and raw listener confessions. The group opens up about wild nights out, navigating confidence and desire following big life changes, and the mayhem and (often gross) comedy that comes from both their inboxes and their fans. With an unfiltered, self-deprecating sense of humor, the team dives into relationship realness, sexual openness, and straight-up chaos.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Life After “The Divorce Podcast”

• The episode opens in the aftermath of Bunnie’s viral "Divorce Podcast" (03:58), which hit 3 million views.
• Bunnie welcomes new subscribers and shares gratitude for the flood of supportive messages, especially from women.

2. Girls’ Night Out Storytime

• The co-hosts reminisce about a recent, rowdy girls' night, starting at bare-knuckle fights and spiraling into late-night fun and fuzzy memories.
  • Quote: "I went out for my first time in so long, and I don't know why I never went out before. I had a fudgeing blast." – Bunnie (04:33)
• Discussion turns to women in combat sports, the thrill of the fights, and how “nobody wants to fight Christine”—a savage female fighter in the Bare Knuckle league.
  • Quote: "They're still building out, like, the female side of Bare Knuckle, though, right? ... Nobody wants to fight her. They're all scared of Christine." – Bunnie (06:24)

3. Female Confidence & Desire

• Bunnie speaks openly about rediscovering her confidence and desirability post-divorce.
  • Quote: "It's crazy. I haven't felt desired or wanted in so long—and that's all I really need. ... Being wanted or desired is a must for any woman in their life." – Bunnie (07:42)
  • Christine adds, "It gives you a newfound confidence. Like, you can be confident, but to be desired is a whole different kind of confidence." (08:11)

4. Bunnie’s Inbox: DMs Unfiltered

• The crew launches into a dramatic reading and critique of recent DMs—from cringe to clever:

  • Rappers and blue-check marks jumping in with “yo”—to which Bunnie responds: "If you fucking send me a yo, just go fuck yourself." (11:16)
  • Some DMs are poetry, some overtly sexual, most are instantly roasted.
  • The group advises: don’t mention your ex, don’t try too hard, be authentic but maybe reconsider mentioning “mediocre wieners” or past prison sentences.

• Quote: "If you come in my DM, please don’t talk about my ex. I’m trying to get away from him." – Bunnie (15:27)

• Memorable DM: "Well, since you're single again, how about giving a regular dude with a mediocre wiener and mediocre sex a chance?" (21:48)

5. Female Solidarity & Support

• Bunnie emphasizes the overwhelming support from women: "My favorite part of my DMs right now is all of the women that are in there. ... All the women that are literally going to bat for me." (22:32)
• Discussion shifts to empowering women to rediscover their spark and choose happiness after difficult relationships.
  • Quote: "I never wanted to become the poster child for divorced women... but if I was chosen to be that person, then I just want to show women that you can do the damn thing and you can literally get your spark back." – Bunnie (23:04)

6. Ask, Tell, Confess: Listener Stories

• Beer Boofing Gone Wrong (25:55):

  • A listener confesses to a wild “boofing” experiment—using a stainless steel straw and beer, resulting in a pressurized mess.
  • Quote: "The fizz and the pressure built up for approximately half a second before the beer launched directly back out of my ass through the straw and straight into my husband's mouth." (27:26)

• Drug Stories and Bar Bathroom Antics (28:35):

  • Bunnie and others swap gnarly stories about unconventional drug use and someone drinking toilet water to salvage dropped cocaine.
  • Quote: "I have done some weird shit when I was strung out on drugs, too, but I have never drank toilet water. Like, that's crazy." – Bunnie (30:44)

• Background Checks & Squirrel Crimes (31:18):

  • Christine shares the wildest employment background check: a sex offender charged with molesting a squirrel.
  • Quote: "Not sure about what others have to say or how the world do you catch one and be able to do such an act?" – Christine (31:31)
  • The group’s reactions are a blend of horror, laughter, and disbelief.

• Bathroom Confessions (32:31):

  • A listener admits her fear of those who can “shit in a club and then go back to dancing.”
  • The hosts share their own club bathroom confessions and agree Vegas has the best bathroom attendants for “freshening up.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On brutal honesty:
  "I'm never going to shame anybody for asking us a question. And I'm never going to pretend I'm something I'm not. That is one thing you will always get with me is just 100% authenticity." – Bunnie (13:34)
• On relationship advice:
  "If you guys are writing in about relationship questions anymore, don't fucking ask me, okay? I am not giving anybody relationship advice ever again." – Bunnie (14:16)
• On moving forward:
  "There's no better feeling than freedom. Like, just knowing that I get to live the rest of my life doing whatever the I want. I am so happy. Like, you have no idea." – Bunnie (23:57)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 04:06 – 06:11 | Girls’ Night & Bare-Knuckle Fights
• 07:42 – 08:53 | Post-divorce Confidence, DMs Flood in
• 11:01 – 16:30 | Reading and Analyzing DMs
• 18:59 – 22:23 | Wildest DMs and Women’s Support
• 25:48 – 27:56 | Ask, Tell, Confess: Boofing Story
• 28:35 – 31:03 | Drug Antics and Bar Bathroom Stories
• 31:18 – 32:31 | Background Confessions: Squirrel Crime
• 32:31 – 33:34 | Bathroom Confessions: Clubs & Attendants
• 33:34 – End | Closing thoughts on women’s support and next week’s show

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Summary & Takeaways

This episode delivers exactly what fans love about “Dumb Blonde”—raw confession, riotous humor, and fearless talk about the messiness of real life. Bunnie’s willingness to expose the chaos in her DMs and her personal journey offers relatable empowerment, especially to women navigating life post-breakup. The stories, both from her inbox and listeners, range from laugh-out-loud to jaw-dropping. The throughline: authenticity, shamelessness, and the power of women supporting women.

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For listeners:
Send your "Ask, Tell, Confess" stories or DMs for a chance to hear them read (and roasted!) on future episodes by Bunnie XO and crew.

Transcript

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[Haley]

Confess hello friends.

[Bunny]

Welcome to another

[Christine]

little country. There.

[Jay]

Ask

[Bunny]

Confess.

[Haley]

Heard a little dolly.

[Christine]

A little dolly.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Dolly Parton. How's everybody doing today? It's a week after the big announcement, week after the Divorce podcast which is at 3 million views, which is insane.

[Christine]

That's crazy happening.

[Bunny]

Welcome all the new subs to the channel. We love you guys. Hope you stay. Yeah, what's that? How's everybody's week going?

[Christine]

You know, just hanging out with you

[Haley]

at a girls night.

[Bunny]

Yeah, we did. Oh my God. I went out for my first time in so long and I don't know why I never went out before. I had a fudgeing blast.

[Christine]

So much fun.

[Bunny]

No, it was cool.

[Haley]

It was.

[Bunny]

We can't get go into details but it was definitely fun.

[Christine]

Yeah, I wish I remembered it.

[Bunny]

That's why we can't go into details. You can't remember it. It started out at the bare knuckle fights which was really so much you guys.

[Christine]

I get why guys really like that now.

[Bunny]

Dude, we couldn't get Mimi to leave.

[Christine]

Sorry guys. We go to the bathroom.

[Haley]

I was like I said I'm ready to leave.

[Bunny]

She goes, Haley had a powwow after the 10th fight. I was like, all right, I'm ready to go. And every time I looked over at Mimi I'm like, you ready to go? She's like, no, no. We're gonna watch the next fight.

[Christine]

Fight.

[Bunny]

And I'm like, all right. I thought this was my girl's night out.

[Christine]

Sorry. I enjoyed it so much.

[Bunny]

No, it was crazy. Rayvon, he is my security guard, but he also trains at the gym, Sacred Heart.

[Luke]

He.

[Bunny]

Dude whooped this guy so bad that he smacked his ass while he was bent over.

[Christine]

Thanking him was the most diabolical thing.

[Bunny]

Trying to regain his consciousness.

[Haley]

And they clipped that and put it in slow motion.

[Bunny]

No, Just so bad. So bad. His little buns were in the air. I mean, I don't even know if

[Haley]

Rayvon got hit once in one minute. He.

[Christine]

He.

[Bunny]

Not he. The dude didn't have legs underneath him. Once Rayvon hit him that one time. The entire fight, he was. He was like, bambi.

[Christine]

Yeah, Yeah. I think it was like a minute 20 is what the guy lasted. And then they called it.

[Bunny]

Yeah, we need to sit ringside at a UFC fight. That's my next.

[Christine]

I would love.

[Bunny]

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do that. It's gonna be so much fun.

[Juan]

Yeah.

[Christine]

I don't know. Something about men hitting each other. Nice.

[Bunny]

I like the girls. I was hoping there was more girls, but my girl Christine, she's. Is with Bare Knuckle. She's the champ, and she's just.

[Christine]

Dude, wild.

[Bunny]

She's a straight up G, man.

[Christine]

They're still building out, like, the female side of Bare Knuckle, though, right?

[Bunny]

Like, nobody wants to fight her. They're all scared of Christine.

[Christine]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bunny]

Nobody wants to fight her even. Who was it?

[Haley]

I think it was.

[Bunny]

Oh, God, I forgot who I was talking to. But they're like, yeah, we can't get anybody to fight her. They're all scared of her. And it's like. Because she's just a savage, dude.

[Christine]

For sure. Yeah, she's fun to watch.

[Bunny]

No, she's crazy.

[Christine]

Couldn't do it.

[Bunny]

You think you could do it? Absolutely not.

[Haley]

I've never been in a fight.

[Christine]

Oh, no? No.

[Bunny]

I don't know if I'd think that's

[Christine]

been in a fight. The little baby right here.

[Haley]

I'm literally a baby.

[Christine]

You are a baby.

[Bunny]

It's just a baby.

[Juan]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

No, I couldn't see Haley fighting. I grew up fighting, but I don't know. There's a difference between street fighting and getting in a ring and fighting somebody. You know, you can't pull hair, bite ears off, and poke people's eyeballs out in a. In a ring.

[Christine]

I couldn't Imagine getting stabbed in an eyeball with those nails.

[Bunny]

I fight dirty. Most girls will bite their nails off.

[Christine]

I don't

[Haley]

probably what I would do.

[Christine]

You would probably have to rip your nails off. Yeah, I know that that hurts when your nails end up in your palm. It's one of the worst feelings.

[Bunny]

Or you crack when I wake up sleeping. Or if you crack a nail in half at the meat.

[Christine]

Nope. So absolutely not.

[Luke]

No.

[Bunny]

But your girl's feeling herself. I went out this weekend and hot. It's crazy. I haven't felt desired or wanted in so long, and that's all I really need. Like, I do feel like being wanted or desired is a must for any woman in their life. You know, and just the fact that people pay attention to me, I'm just like, you think I'm pretty? Like, it's like such a new. It's such a new.

[Christine]

It gives you a newfound confidence. Like, you can be confident, but to like, be desired is a whole different kind of confidence.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I don't know how to deal with it. It's crazy. My DMS have been.

[Haley]

Your DMs are wild.

[Bunny]

Okay, first of all, shout out to all the women. I told so many girls to go in Jay's dm, which, you know, have at it. Good luck with that. But all of these women are in my DMs. They're like. And if they did message Jay, they copy and paste or screenshot the message that they sent him. And I'm just like, no. All of you girls are just so sweet. Like, thank you so much. I love you guys. But they're just like pouring into me and they're like, just. Everybody's just like, dude, I don't want to be in his dms, I want to be in yours.

[Christine]

Oh, the comment sections right now of people who are like, wait, we get Bunny in the divorce, right?

[Bunny]

I'm going with mom.

[Christine]

Going with mom.

[Bunny]

No, it's just so sweet. And I don't want anybody to pick sides, but, you know, but I mean,

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[Juan]

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[Luke]

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[Juan]

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[Luke]

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[Bunny]

If you guys, you know, want to come, come live with Mom. We've got plenty of room for you. But, yeah, I wanted to read some of these DMS for you guys.

[Christine]

I have been asked multiple times in my ask. I'll confess. Can we please see what's in Bunny's dm?

[Bunny]

Oh, God. Is there something you wanted to read?

[Christine]

No, that was it. That was the question. I have multiple screenshots of people being like, will you please show us Bunny's dm? So I was like, I'll ask, so I'll show.

[Bunny]

I'll tell you guys a little bit. I mean, of course I've got the blue check marks coming in. I have a few rappers that are literally in my DMs that are like,

[Luke]

yo,

[Haley]

that would work on me.

[Bunny]

You got to give me something more. I'm like, I'm never going to respond to a yo. No, if you fucking send me a yo, just go fuck yourself.

[Christine]

Because that's poetic.

[Luke]

It.

[Bunny]

It need. Okay, well, I need to rephrase that because a couple guys have sent me, like, poems.

[Christine]

Not what we actually mean. Please read a poem.

[Bunny]

You gotta just have some Riz, dude. Have a little bit of, like, swag. That's all. That's all I need is just a little bit of swag and maybe I'll respond. But I've only responded to two dms and only two out of all of those. Yeah, only two.

[Haley]

Wow.

[Christine]

They must have really brought it.

[Bunny]

Well, I thought they did. And then, you know, one of the fantasies got ruined and then the other one, I'm just like, I don't know. You know, I don't know. I'm just not ready. Like, I don't. I feel like I have so much to work on with myself that I have nothing to offer anybody. Unless you wanna. I'm not even gonna say that, actually. How about World Star posting the clip about blow jobs? Oh, my God.

[Christine]

Oh, you didn't see that, Jaime, the whole comment section was like, that man is either scared or very. Because you're like this at Bunny.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Christine]

The whole time you said, bite it like a Snickers.

[Bunny]

But the crazy thing is, is people are coming in my DMs and they're like, I heard you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. And I'm like, okay, so you guys have to know. Like, I know it seems like I'm always being so vulgar, but it's. People write in and they ask questions and I answer them. I think there is nothing wrong with sexuality. I think there's nothing wrong with being honest about pooping or, you know, buttholes or, like, medical stuff.

[Christine]

Someone's got to freaking do it because

[Bunny]

somebody has to do it. Like, I mean, and I will be that girl. But I've seen this narrative online where people are like, bunny was embarrassing Jelly and that's why he wanted the divorce, and she's not good for his pr, And I'm just like, please, like, it's not me. Ok, okay. It's not me. And that's completely false.

[Christine]

Yeah, but I feel like we grew up with, like, Dr. Ruth and we say these educational things out of love and not shame. And we teach and we like, educating an entire generation that, like, no longer has education in those type of things without feeling ashamed.

[Bunny]

I'm never going to shame anybody for asking us a question. And I'm never going to pretend I'm something I'm not. That is one thing that you will always get with me is just 100% authenticity.

[Haley]

And.

[Bunny]

And if it makes you uncomfortable, then fudgeing, don't watch me.

[Christine]

That's a you problem.

[Bunny]

Not an exactly. Like, if some. If a. If a woman writes in and says, how can I please my husband more? Or, how would you do this? I'm going to. I'm not a fudgeing gatekeeper. Like, I'm going to teach you whatever I know and what's gotten me through, but clearly I'm good at. I'LL teach you what I'm good at. If you guys are writing in about relationship questions anymore, don't fucking ask me, okay? I am not giving anybody relationship advice ever again. Ever again. Because your girl is just. I will never be in another relationship and also will never give relationship advice because I just don't feel like you

[Christine]

can give advice on how to love yourself again and how to become a new version of yourself through the pain.

[Bunny]

Oh, baby, it is on and cracking. I am going to you. You guys have no idea. Just wait and see what I do during this to flourish. But let's get into some of these DMS.

[Jake Rescue]

Gosh.

[Bunny]

Okay.

[Christine]

I know only, like, the 1% of what I get. I can't imagine what you get.

[Bunny]

Yeah, well, here we go. Hey, girl, if you ever wanted to be with a man who doesn't have any tattoos, especially none on his face, I'm here for you. If you want to go back to someone that's a little more hefty, like him, not this skinny ass jelly roll, I'm your boy. I accept you for who you are. I love your podcast. I have a podcast. I have two podcasts. You have one, I have two. We can be on each other's podcasts. And you can call me Fat Roll or Crunchyroll or Glazed Donut, whatever name you want to call me. You can do that. Holler at your boy, Bunny. Xo. I am not okay.

[Christine]

I hate it.

[Haley]

Turn it off.

[Bunny]

Yeah. The hell was that? Someone lips are inverted. My lips turned into beef jerky with that dm. If you were trying to turn me. Listen, dude. And that might have been his all, so I don't want to talk sh. But don't. First of all, if you come in my dm, please don't talk about my ex. I'm trying to get away from him.

[Haley]

Quote his song at the end. What do we do in that?

[Bunny]

Yeah, like, please. Like, I don't. I don't want to hear it. And secondly, just when you guys come in the DMs, it's. It's not that hard. Just yourself. Yeah, just be yourself. I'm sure that dude's probably a sweet dude, but he just has no game,

[Christine]

so that was not it. Let's teach you guys not to. Let's not bring up X's.

[Bunny]

So, like, maybe let's edit it. What would you edit?

[Christine]

There you go. How would you have rewrote that?

[Bunny]

I would have not even said one word. I would have deleted that paragraph. Yeah, I would have deleted the paragraph. Okay. I mean, stop.

[Haley]

Hey, girl.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I'm not even. No, not hey.

[Christine]

Don't even say hey, girl.

[Haley]

Yo.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Just be like, hey, you're beautiful. I'm sorry you're going through a hard time. Let me fudgeing make you happy or something. You know, just something sweet. I don't know. I'll know it when I see it. Listen, some guy, some guy slid in my DMs about Nickelback and he got a response. I'm easy, okay? I'm easy. I'm not very hard to please.

[Haley]

I get it.

[Christine]

Your whole DM is going to be like Nickelback and Creed quotes. Here we go. After this episode, they're going to be

[Haley]

like, please singing Nickelback.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Or Creed.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Everybody send me your best Creed voice. All right, this guy is the one that replies to everybody like story. Oh, we've got a few.

[Christine]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Have you. Have you Chris, motionless or what? Oh, I want to lick your balloon nut. Your body's absurd. Thicker than a snicker.

[Christine]

I like that one.

[Bunny]

Okay, you'll never answer, but good God, I'd break you off. Your body is absurd. You ooze sexy. Ooze is wild. Listen, he might get a response. I kind of like it.

[Christine]

Okay, the snicker one was nice.

[Bunny]

He might get a response because, I mean, yeah. So, so good. All right, next one. The real question is, are your DMs open? I'm not rich, but my heart is.

[Christine]

We.

[Juan]

That.

[Haley]

I like that one.

[Jay]

Go.

[Bunny]

I like that one. That was G. That was G. Hold on.

[Christine]

That was good.

[Bunny]

Let me look at profile picture. Oh, he might be cute.

[Christine]

Hello.

[Haley]

Show us.

[Bunny]

He's in camo.

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[Christine]

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[Jay]

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[Christine]

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[Haley]

I can't see it.

[Christine]

Crop that Jason blind.

[Bunny]

But that was sweet, right?

[Christine]

That was like.

[Bunny]

See, to me, that would. That would be like. Oh, you know, that's sweet.

[Luke]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Love that.

[Christine]

Quick and to the point. Enough conversation.

[Haley]

Yeah, let's not send paragraphs.

[Bunny]

Yeah, let's not. Well, I mean, I don't mind a paragraph if it's real well written.

[Haley]

I ignore it.

[Bunny]

I do. I truly don't mind a paragraph if it's well written. But if it's like the one that that guy sent me just being all crazy, then that's a. A who subject. Hey, pretty lady. I'm about to get out of prison on a 10 year bid next year. Please let me go out and have a time with you. That's all I ask. I promise it will be worth it. Hit me back. So listen, I don't mind that the dude's in prison, but for what? How did we get exactly 10 years? Trying not to piss off the prison wife community. Okay, but what I don't like is he said, let me go out and have a time with you.

[Haley]

No.

[Bunny]

So that's where it's like. Okay, he's not leading.

[Christine]

No.

[Bunny]

Yeah, it's like. Okay, so you're just expecting me to put out on this.

[Christine]

Yes.

[Bunny]

First date.

[Christine]

Which, I mean, after 10 years, he might need it.

[Bunny]

I. Same. I just got out of a 10 year bid too.

[Jay]

What are we talking about?

[Bunny]

Talking about.

[Jake Rescue]

Oh my.

[Haley]

How the ds.

[Christine]

Wow.

[Bunny]

I. I'm going to get a phone call. I'm going to get a phone call. Jay is going to call me and be like, what the. I'm sorry.

[Haley]

Just being funny.

[Luke]

God.

[Bunny]

I'm just.

[Christine]

It was a joking.

[Bunny]

Just cutting a rug, buddy. All right, so. Oh, God, do I keep going?

[Christine]

Yes.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Christine]

God. I have that Guy who keeps tagging me in all of those pictures of him dressed up in a diaper. I have a guy after every single

[Haley]

post, he says, wank time.

[Christine]

Oh, someone told me they wanted to lick whatever came out of me the other day.

[Bunny]

What is. Okay, this person said, well, since you're single again, how about giving a regular dude with a mediocre wiener and mediocre sex a chance? Well, no, I don't mind that.

[Christine]

That was bad.

[Haley]

That's honesty.

[Christine]

That, that's honesty.

[Bunny]

Cuz he's either really good in bed, why are we settling?

[Christine]

Or might have a hog.

[Bunny]

He might have a hog. Luke's got a hog. Luke, we think you have a hog, buddy.

[Haley]

Mediocre.

[Bunny]

Yeah. So that's what's going on in my DMs. I could keep going, but I mean, I could.

[Christine]

You should.

[Bunny]

If you guys want us to make an entire episode of this, please can we. Let me know and I will start screenshotting all of them.

[Christine]

Send them now and you could be on the next episode.

[Bunny]

Yeah, but I think my. Again, I will reiterate and drive it home. My favorite part of my DMS right now is all of the women that are in there. All the women that are literally going to bat for me on social media too.

[Christine]

Like the videos people are making.

[Bunny]

Just so sweet, dude. Like, thank you. I love you guys and, you know, I'm glad you can see. You can see, you can tell you're

[Christine]

such an inspiration for women who have been in your same situation or who are currently in your same situation. And like, you can see what you've said has helped them just tremendously.

[Bunny]

I mean, listen, I never wanted to become the poster child for divorced women.

[Luke]

I.

[Bunny]

You know, you don't set out as your life goal to do that, but if I was chosen to be that person, then I just want to show women that you can do the damn thing and you can literally get your spark back slowly. And but surely you're gonna get it back. You're gonna feel beautiful again. You're gonna feel desired. I didn't realize how many women were in such loveless marriages and, you know, were hurting as bad as I was. And I just think that, you know, I'm here with you guys and if you guys need to lean on me, Come on down, sisters.

[Christine]

Yeah, I think you're gonna give a lot of people their power back who realize that they can step away from the situation and it doesn't take the man stepping away for it to happen. Because like, these women, some women are literally stuck in these situations, and they have to live the rest of their lives unhappy unless they make a change.

[Bunny]

No, life is too short, man. And it's. You got to be happy. And I. There's no better feeling than freedom. Like, just knowing that I get to live the rest of my life doing whatever the I want. I am so happy. Like, you have no idea.

[Christine]

Guys, freedom looks really good on you.

[Haley]

Thanks.

[Bunny]

We'll just wait. Incoming. I have so much. So much planned that I can't tell you guys about. Just so many twists and turns. Like, I swear, I feel like this opened up, like, a floodgate. It's like, everybody's like, oh, we want Bunny. We want Bunny. We want Bunny. Like, it's. And we're not talking about men. We're talking about job opportunities. 100 stuff like that.

[Christine]

Career opportunities.

[Bunny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, you know, men. Like, I think it's cool that you guys are all reaching out to me and, you know, wanting to be there, but I. Dude, I couldn't even imagine looking at a dong right now. Yeah, I. I hope I get that feeling back, because I miss it, but

[Christine]

I feel like someone will change that.

[Bunny]

Where's he at? Where's he at? Let's find him, because, good Lord, just even think I want to punch him right now. If I ever saw a dick right now, I'd probably just clock it real quick. Just bite it off. No, they might like it because they're all fucking weirdos. All right, so you guys know what this is? Ask Hell. Confess. You guys write in to us anytime. Go to any of our social medias. All you gotta do is just tell us what is going on in your life. If you want to ask us a question, if you want to tell us something, if you want to confess something, that's exactly what we do on Ask How. Confess once a week. So for all of our new subs that are here, if you guys want to be a part of this show, we love, you know, you guys. To interact with us, go to any of our social medias, our Instagrams, more importantly, just go to the Instagrams and slide in our dms, give us your story, and we'll. We pick a few to read every week. Yeah, I have a couple good ones, too. So who wants to kick it off?

[Christine]

Go ahead, Haley.

[Haley]

I have a long one. Oh, but it's good.

[Bunny]

Twists and turns. A trilogy.

[Haley]

Yeah, she says. All right, buckle up, because this is one of the dumbest things I've ever done. So last year, on a random Sunday, me and My husband were deep in the Sunday scaries, dreading work the next day, super anxious. So we convinced ourselves alcohol is self care. How we start drinking.

[Christine]

Damn.

[Haley]

A few drinks in. I don't know what this means. A few drinks in, the conversation somehow shifted to boofing.

[Bunny]

I've heard of that.

[Christine]

Hashtag Wait.

[Haley]

Yeah, it expl. I guess it. I know what it means now.

[Christine]

Oh, okay. Go ahead.

[Haley]

I started talking about how I'd heard stories of girls soaking tampons in vodka and shoving them up their asses to get drunk faster. Did I have tampons? No. Did that stop me? No. So what I did have was a stainless steel straw. So in a moment of pure brilliance, I grabbed the metal straw, put a little lube on the end and shoved it up my ass while my husband attempted to blow beer through the straw like we were conducting some kind of hillbilly science experiment. The second the beer hit my ass, I realized two things. Beer is freezing cold internally. Carbonation has no business being in your colon. It felt so cold and bubbly that I immediately started laughing uncontrollably. And apparently when you laugh with carbonated beer in your ass, your body turns into a pressurized keg. The fizz and the pressure built up for approximately half a second before the beer launched directly back out of my ass through the straw and straight into my husband's mouth.

[Bunny]

Mouth.

[Christine]

Because he was. Because he just blew.

[Bunny]

And she blew it back.

[Haley]

She said. Needless to say, our experiment ended immediately and we spent the next 10 minutes scream laughing while he wiped Coors Light asshole ass foam off his face.

[Bunny]

Dude, that's so gross. Dude. Oh my God. That's love.

[Haley]

That.

[Bunny]

Yeah, that's love. Yeah, I'm looking for that.

[Christine]

Yeah,

[Bunny]

that's what I'm looking for.

[Haley]

Someone get her a Coors Light and a straw.

[Christine]

I got a straw.

[Bunny]

I used to be put cocaine up my ass. How so you would take, you know, little baby syringes.

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[Bunny]

put the needle on it, but, you know the thing that you, you know, like, feed my. You would cut the line. You would cut the line out, and then you pour the line into that little thing, and then you put water in it and you shake it, and then you stick it up your ass and just inject it in your ass.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

A lot of people do stuff like that. Best way to ever do cocaine. Would never do it again. This was in my 20s, guys.

[Juan]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Don't do cocaine now.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Don't. Do not.

[Christine]

Don't.

[Bunny]

Do not do as I say.

[Christine]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Do not do as I do or say.

[Christine]

Too scary to do drugs nowadays.

[Bunny]

I am so. Dude, no. I won't even touch a rail at a bar because I'm afraid somebody did, like, a line there. Yeah. No way. Could never.

[Christine]

Who told us the story the other day that someone accidentally dropped.

[Haley]

My friend told me and asked. I'll confess in person at the Redneck Rumble, that his friend was at a certain bar that I cannot say on Broadway. And it was a.

[Christine]

The friend had just gotten a bag of weed.

[Jake Rescue]

No.

[Haley]

Was it. Oh, it was coke. Okay, well, I thought it was weed.

[Christine]

No.

[Haley]

This makes it even worse. He dropped it in the toilet. Wait. And he was.

[Christine]

He was so, like, hard on times. Yep.

[Haley]

That he got it out of the toilet and still.

[Christine]

No, no, no, no. He drank the water.

[Haley]

Yeah. You know what? I. I stopped listening.

[Christine]

He. Hold on. I have to retell that story.

[Jay]

That's.

[Bunny]

This guy I thought I was gently

[Christine]

spills the cocaine into the toilet water and was so hard on times that he drank the toilet water.

[Haley]

You know what's funny is because he DM'd me a little after and was like, I heard my friend told you about my story.

[Christine]

You know the person.

[Haley]

I don't know him, but, like, he is always, like, liking my stories and stuff.

[Christine]

Well, that dude might be hard on money, and you might need to help the guy out, because who the would drink toilet water?

[Haley]

Not.

[Bunny]

No, listen, I. Listen, I have done some weird shit when I was strung out on drugs, too, but I have never drank toilet water. Like, that's crazy.

[Christine]

That's disgusting.

[Bunny]

Especially at a bar. Yeah. This wasn't like, his toilet.

[Christine]

This is.

[Haley]

I'm gonna throw up.

[Bunny]

Yeah. I mean, listen, let's just pray for that dude, because he's obviously.

[Haley]

I just want to know, did you flush before or not? Or, like, what if you.

[Bunny]

You can't flush because it won't have drugs in it.

[Christine]

If you'd peed and then drop. He Was probably just in the stall to do the cocaine. Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

All right, next. You got something? Memes.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Disgusting. If you've done drugs before, you feel gross after hearing those stories because you know you've done some shady for drugs.

[Christine]

So this one said, I worked at a company that did background employment checks from all over. And the one that stuck with me the most was a man whom was a sex offender charged for molesting a squirrel in a park in South Carolina. Not sure about what others have to say or how the world do you catch one and be able to do such an act?

[Bunny]

I am not laughing.

[Christine]

I would have thought the squirrel would have bit it off.

[Bunny]

Disgusting.

[Haley]

You put it in his mouth.

[Christine]

We don't know the details.

[Bunny]

That's gross. If you do anything to an animal that is innocent and sweet, you're. You deserve to die.

[Christine]

I hope that's right up there with him.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Christine]

I hope someone did something awful to him in prison.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Or squirrel, bro.

[Bunny]

Like, who even gets horny looking at

[Christine]

how small were you or how big was the squirrel?

[Haley]

I feel like it's not gonna be big. It's not a squirrel.

[Christine]

No micro.

[Bunny]

All right, confession time. I am genuinely terrified of anyone who can in a club and then go back to dancing. I have even had to ask the girls in the bathroom for some toilet paper because I took a dump. No, I didn't know the girls. They said, who takes a. At the club like me? When a sister's got a. She's got a.

[Haley]

That's wild.

[Christine]

What a absolute G, Though I barely pee. I mean, if you pee once, then it unlocks.

[Bunny]

If you're doing drugs, you're in the club. Okay. Yeah, I've in the club before.

[Christine]

You in the club?

[Bunny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christine]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Back in the day. Yeah.

[Haley]

You while, like, dancing and then come back out?

[Bunny]

Well, it just hit the dance, so

[Christine]

here's the cool thing.

[Bunny]

Here's the cool thing. In Vegas, they have bathroom attendance. So there's baby wipes. There's, like, everything you could possibly need to make yourself fresh and crisp to get back on your game.

[Jake Rescue]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

To just, you know, drop a deuce and roll. So.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Christine]

Oh, my God. This is crazy.

[Bunny]

I feel like you guys need bathroom attendance out here in Nashville because at least the clubs in Vegas are, like, air conditioned. You go to a honky tonk, you got swamp.

[Christine]

Oh, you're definitely not getting attended.

[Haley]

Most of them on Broadway have bathrooms. Attendance.

[Bunny]

Really? I haven't seen any.

[Christine]

Never seen one.

[Bunny]

Never seen one.

[Haley]

When are you guys going out with me on Broadway to the bathroom.

[Bunny]

Never.

[Christine]

Never.

[Haley]

Exactly.

[Bunny]

Never.

[Christine]

Yeah, I'm friends with one of them.

[Haley]

The one at Barstool.

[Bunny]

Yeah, apparently you're friends with everybody.

[Christine]

Haley. Well, Haley is. Haley knows everyone.

[Bunny]

Yeah, it's crazy. We love that for Haley, though. Well, guys, love you. Like I said, if you want to be a part of Astle, confess. DM Us and the dms. Slide in the dms, baby. Actually, everybody keeps sliding in the DMS because it's making great content. Even the men. Love you guys. See you next week. Bye.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Bye.