Ask, Tell, Confess: He Banged Her Mom?!

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – "Ask, Tell, Confess: He Banged Her Mom?!"

Date: May 1, 2026
Host: Bunnie XO
Co-hosts: Multiple (unnamed in transcript)
Series: Dumb Blonde

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Episode Overview

In this lively and unfiltered episode of Dumb Blonde, host Bunnie XO and her co-hosts dive into a new round of "Ask, Tell, Confess," reading and reacting to anonymous listener submissions full of wild secrets, shocking confessions, emotional stories, and risqué humor. Topics range from social media drama and online bullying to jaw-dropping relationship confessions—including the headline-grabbing tale of someone accidentally sleeping with their future mother-in-law. The hosts provide candid commentary, relatable humor, and advice, creating an engaging, safe space for listeners to laugh, vent, and connect over life's real, messy moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Social Media Drama and the Toll of Online Bullying

[03:11 – 07:56]

• Bunnie shares personal frustrations about enduring years of cyber-stalking and bullying targeting her and her family.
• Reflects on the difficulty of taking the high road and practicing forgiveness:

  "You will discover that matching energy is an unwise approach … pray for them and remove yourself from the anxiety of disagreement and attack." (Bunnie quoting [04:22])

• Discusses the emotional weight of being a public figure and the expectations placed on her not to respond, despite clear evidence of lies and attacks.
• The group notes a pattern: when Bunnie stands up for herself against bullies, she’s often painted as the aggressor due to her large platform and outspoken nature.
• Emphasizes honesty with listeners and always owning up to mistakes.

2. The Weaponization of Social Media Platforms

[10:28 – 13:58]

• The team transitions into a bigger commentary on freedom of speech and the lack of updated laws for modern social platforms.
• Discusses how people can "weaponize their platforms," inciting online mobs and perpetuating false narratives.
• Bunnie clarifies she has never sent followers after anyone, pointing out the distinction between defense and attack:

  “I have never once rallied the troops and been like, now if you make a video about me... How are you going to be a victim in a circumstance you created?” (Bunnie [12:05])

• Conversation shifts to high-profile "influencer beefs" (Alex Cooper, Alex Earl, Sophia) as examples of online drama:

  “Choosing sides is crazy, but that’s the world that we live in...” (Bunnie [13:06])

• Bunnie shares her empathy for those more deeply "dragged" by the media, offering perspective on her own situation.

3. The 'Ask, Tell, Confess' Segment

[16:15 – 34:58]

• The hearts of the episode: the hosts read wild, funny, and sometimes shocking anonymous confessions submitted by listeners.

Notable Confession #1: "He Banged Her Mom?!"

[17:11 – 20:08]

• A listener admits hooking up with a cougar he met on an app, only to discover, months later, she’s the mother of his new girlfriend (eventually, wife).
• The hosts are equal parts fascinated and disturbed, debating whether the secret should be confessed:

  “Your secrets keep you sick… I know it would, like, tear up the whole family but at the same time your wife deserves to know…” (Bunnie [19:59]) “Or…maybe wait till after the mom passes? I don’t know…” (Bunnie [20:35])

• Lively speculation about how such a secret could remain hidden and the potential chaos if exposed.

Notable Confession #2: Secret Crush on Brother-in-Law

[23:36 – 25:48]

• Another listener confesses a long-standing crush on her brother-in-law; after both their spouses cheat, they get together and are now married:

  “If you guys have been together three years and you’re happy and he’s tongue-punching your fart box, then just enjoy…” (Bunnie [25:01])

Notable Confession #3: The Cat Ashes Swap

[26:08 – 27:13]

• A listener’s ex requests the ashes of their shared deceased cat, but she and her new partner fill his necklace with fire pit ashes instead.
• Hosts approve (“well deserved”) and muse about darker alternatives (“could have burned turds and put them in there”). [Bunnie [26:57]]

Notable Confession #4: Anal Fisting & Secret Kinks

[27:23 – 29:22]

• Listener finds out her “vanilla” boyfriend has a secret profile and active life on the kink site FetLife, seeking anal fisting partners.

  “Somebody probably shamed him at an early age for a kink… so he had to mask being a normal person…” (Bunnie [29:07])

• Discussion about honesty in relationships and online privacy blunders: “His name on Instagram was the same on his account!” (Co-host [30:38])

Notable Confession #5: Botched Bedroom Roleplay

[30:50 – 32:20]

• Listener requests to be blindfolded and tied up; her partner awkwardly uses a fleece hunting hat and shoelaces—resulting in uncontrollable laughter and a deflated moment.
• The hosts express empathy for both parties, urge revisiting intimacy in a supportive way.

Notable Confession #6: Accidental Sext Exposure

[32:47 – 34:55]

• Listener embarrasses herself in front of her husband and teenage stepson by accidentally showing a Snapchat story where she’s stripping off her thong.
• Hosts discuss the dangers of not knowing what’s lurking in your camera roll or Snapchat memories:

  “You swipe left or right in your camera roll, and we’re… you know…” (Bunnie [34:13])

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Spiritual Reflection on Negativity:

  “Once you understand that many people are not well spiritually and are fighting demonic battles internally… you will discover that matching energy is an unwise approach.”
  — Bunnie [04:22]

• On Standing Up to Bullies:

  “Every time you try to help someone crazy, and they—”
  — Bunny [05:48]

• Advice on Secrets and Relationships:

  “If you can keep that from her, what else can you keep from her?”
  — Bunnie, about the mother-in-law confession [20:08]

• On Finding Out Cheating Kinks Online:

  “His name on Instagram was the same on his account! Not very creative.”
  — Co-host 1 [30:38]

• On Awkward Sex Attempts:

  “Not the hunting hat though…that’s a little poo shiesty.”
  — Bunnie [31:35]

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Key Timestamps of Major Discussion Segments

• 03:11 — "Ask, Tell, Confess" begins; Bunnie vents about online bullying
• 04:22 — Bunnie shares the "demonic battles" quote
• 10:28 — Social media free speech and platform weaponization debate
• 12:05 — Bunnie on never weaponizing her platform
• 13:06 — Reflections on influencer drama (Alex Cooper/Alex Earl)
• 16:15 — Ask, Tell, Confess stories start
• 17:11–20:35 — “He Banged Her Mom?!” confession and reactions
• 23:36–25:48 — Secret brother-in-law romance confession
• 26:08–27:13 — The "fake cat ashes" story
• 27:23–29:22 — FetLife/anal fisting boyfriend revelation
• 30:50–32:20 — Botched bondage in the bedroom
• 32:47–34:55 — Accidental sext exposure on Snap

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Tone & Style

Throughout the episode, the tone is bold, direct, humorous, and nonjudgmental. The hosts create a space where taboo and embarrassing stories are discussed with warmth and candor, punctuated by laughter, empathy, and playful banter. They champion honesty, self-reflection, and the cathartic power of confession—all while keeping it real, raw, and outrageously funny.

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Closing

The episode wraps with a quick aside about Bunnie's aging dog, reminding listeners to cherish simple joys amidst life's chaos.

For more outrageous stories or to submit your own, listeners are encouraged to connect via Instagram and join the next "Ask, Tell, Confess."

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Transcript

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[Co-host 1]

I ask, tell confess. I ask.

[Bunny]

Welcome to another Ask, tell, confess.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, I don't like that.

[Bunny]

Listen, that's what you are gonna get. I've had one hell of a day, okay?

[Co-host 1]

That was.

[Bunny]

I needed some normality in my life. I need something boring. Today's been a show.

[Co-host 1]

Dude, what a weird day.

[Bunny]

It's because Aries is all in those planets right now. And you know, I'm really trying hard not to react, but it's really hard when somebody has cyber stalked and bullied your family for over five years and just made up complete lies, lies. And everybody tells you you can't say anything. Yeah. So I'm just, I'm here and I'm really sparkly.

[Co-host 2]

You're doing greatly. I like it.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I mean, I'm not mad. It's just to the point where it's. And I think everybody's finally seeing this person for who they really are.

[Co-host 1]

You didn't have to do it.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I didn't even have to do anything. Like, people can see through this person, but at the same time it's just like, man, come on. Like,

[Co-host 2]

get a hobby.

[Bunny]

Demons don't sleep, baby. Demons don't sleep. There was a quote I heard the other day. Let me see if I can find it.

[Co-host 3]

Not even with a pillow, they're just

[Bunny]

on the Let me see if I can find it really quick. But it was so good and it literally described what we're going through. Once you understand that many people are not well spiritually and are fighting demonic battles internally, while taking it out on you, you will discover that matching energy is an unwise approach. Pray for them and remove yourself from the anxiety of disagreement and attack. You cannot match the energy of a demonic attack. A demon does not get tired. Oh, is spot on.

[Co-host 1]

I May.

[Co-host 3]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Dang.

[Co-host 1]

Wow.

[Bunny]

So I don't know who needed to hear that today.

[Co-host 1]

That's, like, similar to, like, don't stoop down to their level, right? Like.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

You know, I mean, I'm tired of it, though. Let me. Let's put. Let's put some boxing gloves on. Let's get in the ring. Celebrity boxing. Where you at? I'm ready to box this.

[Co-host 1]

Let's go cut this. One of them's got to be.

[Bunny]

No, leave that in. Leave that in. And I don't even think I'm a celebrity, but at this point, dude, when I see the links people will go through to try to get famous, it's sick, bro.

[Co-host 1]

So demonic. It's demonic.

[Bunny]

Exactly what you're saying. Her and her little. I have been ganged up on by multiple women the past three months. I'm always the first to defend anybody who is going through some.

[Ad Read Host]

Dude.

[Bunny]

It's.

[Co-host 2]

Which always backfires.

[Bunny]

Which always backfires.

[Co-host 1]

People who are backfiring on you is you being supportive of them.

[Bunny]

Every time you try to help someone crazy, and they.

[Co-host 2]

And we have all seen it, and we're always like, what the hell, bro?

[Bunny]

And the crazy thing is, is I have all the receipts to prove this. I have voice recordings.

[Co-host 1]

You keep everything?

[Co-host 2]

Everything.

[Bunny]

Timelines. What's that? Tik tok, bam, bam. Like, I literally have everything and could shut this down in a heartbeat. And I'm being told I'm not allowed to. Headlines. Don't pick that up. But, yeah, so I'm just. It's. You know, I love Jesus, and I'm really trying to take the high road, but it is. So say a prayer. I have been praying. I pray for these people. I literally pray for the woman who has been stalking us for years. Do you know how hard it is to pray for somebody who does nothing but try to harm you?

[Co-host 2]

Something deeper going on for you, for that to be your main thought every single day. Like, you have to be unhappy.

[Bunny]

Like, I am so tired of people. Like, I don't want to be nice, bitch. I'm not nice. The Meg the Stallion song, you know? Like, I. I'm done. It's like, people want to poke and poke and poke, but then when I react, it's like, oh, God, Bunny's a bully. She's the bad guy. And it's like, no, motherfucker. I'm just tired of fudgeing people. Just. It's just crazy.

[Co-host 1]

What did you say the other day? Something about, like, you should be able to stand up for yourself when you are bullied, but everyone always ends up saying, you're the bully in it.

[Bunny]

And because I'm louder, I have more facts and I'm more intimidating and I have a bigger that and I have a big and whenever I say something, it's the truth. I have never lied about anything. I've never lied about who I am. I have never not told the truth to my fault, my following, to my family, to anybody in my life.

[Co-host 2]

Dude.

[Bunny]

So you guys know if I say something, my word is bond. Period. Period. And if I ever make a mistake publicly, always own up to it. Try to correct it. Try to learn from it, you know?

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[Bunny]

How's everybody doing?

[Co-host 3]

Good.

[Co-host 1]

That's crazy.

[Bunny]

Yeah. We just literally got some news as soon as. Right before we started filming. So you guys are getting my live reaction right now, which I'll probably cut half of it out.

[Co-host 1]

Sometimes I feel like you just need to say it, though.

[Bunny]

I do, I do.

[Co-host 1]

You know, it's like a therapist, he's like, I feel like this was an episode. She needed to say things.

[Bunny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host 1]

And then. And then she'll go back and be like, so we're gonna cut.

[Bunny]

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take all that out.

[Co-host 2]

Or.

[Co-host 3]

Or you could, like, leave it in and just have, like, cartoon playing over what's going on. So.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

You can't hear nothing, but we know we're.

[Co-host 1]

Any idea of what's actually happening?

[Co-host 3]

Yeah. Like a Tom and Jerry or something.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah. That is.

[Bunny]

It's just amazing to me how disgusting and how just vile humans can be and how they can just try to twist narratives and. You guys have been hearing me preach about this on the podcast the past few weeks.

[Co-host 1]

We just discussed this the other day. I think we were texting about it is like, the Second Amendment, right? That's the free speech, right?

[Co-host 3]

Yeah, no, that's at the minute, Right?

[Co-host 1]

Okay.

[Co-host 3]

What speech is 1.

[Co-host 1]

1. Okay. Anyways, one. Cut that, Jason.

[Bunny]

It's so funny. We're stupid.

[Co-host 1]

One right is freedom of speech. When that was written, though, there wasn't Instagram and Tik Toks and everyone.

[Bunny]

Social media platform.

[Co-host 1]

Like, the fact that they don't realize that, like, these updated laws need to happen and they don't happen. And I really hate that because, honestly, not everyone should have a. And it's not even freedom of speech anymore. When you use it on a platform that's almost like rioting the masses. It's illegal for people to go riot downtown. What's the difference between rioting people online?

[Bunny]

It's called weaponizing your platform. And that's exactly what this person has done to us for three months now. I've never once weaponized my platform against anybody, ever. I know there's some people out there who, like, she sent her followers after me. No, I just have people who protect me. I have never once said, go after them. I've never once rallied the troops and been like, now if I. If you make a video about me, which I haven't done this in the longest time. Like, I mean, I need my credit here because I literally don't respond to anything anymore.

[Co-host 1]

You're doing great, sweetie.

[Bunny]

Thank you. You literally Just sit with your cows all day long. God, I just love them. They're so peaceful. But in the past, if you made a video about me and I happened to respond to the video that you made about me or commented about the video you made about me, how are you going to be a victim in a circumstance you created?

[Co-host 1]

Yes.

[Bunny]

Like, what are you. Like, hello? And it's so crazy because people are like, you shouldn't care what people say about you. And it's like, there's nothing about caring, but if somebody's lying or has their facts wrong, you're going to say something.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

You know, like, one would, though. Hello. Like, it's just as people, I guess it's.

[Co-host 2]

It's never happened to that are saying, like, oh, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host 1]

You've never had somebody attack you.

[Bunny]

Yeah, well, it's not even that. It's like, people don't understand what comes with, like, a social media following, you know? But then I see what, like, Alex Earl and Alex Cooper are going through right now.

[Co-host 1]

That's crazy.

[Bunny]

You know, I. And to be honest, I feel bad for both of them. I think nobody deserves to get drug. Nobody. Choosing sides is crazy, but that's the world that we live in, you know? And so, like, if there's any beef, people are automatically going to side with whoever they want. I feel like Alex Cooper has got the end of the stick. We've had Sophia on the podcast. Love Sophia. We are Sophia. Friends, friendly, all of that. Love Sophia. Believe her story. But at the same time, as a businesswoman, you know, you can't hate on a woman who literally has built her from the bottom and stepped on whoever it took to get there. Like, that's a character flaw on her part if it's true. But at the same time, it's like, nobody's gonna save you but you.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

And obviously she developed something very early on that put a fire in her. She needed to build whatever she could with whatever came her way, no matter who stayed and who didn't. So. And I adore Alex Earl. I think Alex Earl is as, like, a media darling, and I think she's a sweetheart. Like, I didn't watch Dancing with the Stars, but I saw all her clips and stuff like that.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, one.

[Bunny]

Yeah, for sure. No, and she's beautiful. She's got a hot body. She's got a cool story, too. Like, you know, I get it.

[Co-host 1]

He deserves it.

[Bunny]

I just feel like nobody in that situation wins. But that's just how the Internet is. But I see what they're going through. And I'm like, oh, we're not even going through that. Even a fraction of what they're going through. So I guess, you know, it makes. Puts things into perspective for me and makes it a lot better. But, yeah, poor Alex is getting drug in the media now. They're dragging her husband into it.

[Co-host 1]

I mean, it's pretty widespread. I. I rarely have stuff like that come up on my for you page. This has been my for you page. Yeah, it's wild.

[Bunny]

No, it's my entire for you page. And I don't even engage.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, I don't engage in it at all. Like, it's. They're forcing this onto people because I'm like, I don't. Not in that world. For the longest time, you guys, I thought they were the same person. Like, I just thought, you know, sometimes.

[Bunny]

The battle of the big Owls.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, I thought, you know, sometimes people go by different names. I mean, a good year, I thought they were the same person. And then I was like, oh, well, they're both blonde and they're both named Alex.

[Co-host 2]

I get it.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Like, it just. It was one of those things. But yeah.

[Bunny]

And I guess, you know, Brianna Chicken Fry has a. Some way that she feels about Alex too, because, you know, Alex Cooper signed Grace under unwell, so she's siding with Alex Earl. And, you know, it is what it is, I guess. I mean, I've spoken out. I even wrote about it in my book, but they took it out. My experience with Alex Cooper. But we're not going to revisit it. If you guys could ever find the podcast.

[Co-host 2]

Sure.

[Bunny]

Listen to it. But. And it was indirectly, so I don't even know if it was her. It could have been her team around her.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So I can't blame her for it because I've never once spoken to Alex. But. Yeah, could be worse.

[Co-host 1]

I guess it could be worse. It could be, you know.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So who wants to kick off Ask, Tell, Confess, you little scumbags all in the DMs.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, you guys are been the best.

[Bunny]

Oh, Sundays. I didn't even ask Sundays. Sundays are turning into my favorite time because everybody writes into us on our Instagrams.

[Co-host 1]

I'm obsessed with this.

[Bunny]

So if you guys want to be a part of Ask Health, Confess, follow us on our Instagrams because we. We're getting all the. Yeah, we're getting all the tea.

[Co-host 1]

Someone literally created a new profile to send me theirs so I wouldn't know who they were. I like you when you click on people's profiles, you can see, it says new and it has new profile. They were following no one.

[Bunny]

What about somebody like that you knew? That's, like, really close to you.

[Co-host 1]

If it's this story, I'm gonna freak out because I now. Oh, okay.

[Bunny]

All right. You kick it off, buddy. Kick it off.

[Co-host 1]

No, I feel like you always get

[Bunny]

the juicy ones, bro.

[Co-host 1]

You guys, I really get some wild ones over here. This one says. This is a confession. A few years ago, I was really horny, so I got on one of those apps where you can find old cougars in your area.

[Bunny]

What app is that?

[Co-host 1]

Did you get it too? Yes.

[Bunny]

Yes.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, my gosh. Stop it.

[Bunny]

I don't know what I want to know. What app?

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, we need a shout out for the app, okay? Because, like, this isn't okay.

[Bunny]

So I either want to get on it or purchase off of it. I'm just kidding.

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[Co-host 1]

I'm so sorry. I found the lady. We hit it off. I met her, we hooked up a few times. We even made a video.

[Bunny]

Damn, cougars are horny.

[Co-host 1]

Well, eventually it cooled down and we lost contact. Two months later, I met an amazing woman. We hit it off, and I fell in love, and we ended up together. After two months, I. After two months, I was finally meeting her parents. I walked in and she introduced me to her mom first, and I almost fainted. It was her. The woman I hooked up with. She looked at me and I could tell she knew very well. Then she introduced me to her dad, and for the first time, I realized that that woman was wearing a wedding ring. I survived, though, through dinner, then went home, pulled up the old video. Sure enough, it was her. I couldn't believe it. So three months later, I proposed to her daughter and we got married. Me and her mom have never talked about it, and she gave us her blessing on the wedding day. I guess my wife and the dad will never know.

[Bunny]

Oh, no.

[Co-host 2]

Everyone at home right now is looking at their husbands like, oh, no.

[Bunny]

Was it you?

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Damn, that was juicy.

[Co-host 1]

That was crazy. That was crazy. I would love to have been a fly on the wall when those two locked eyes walking into that house. The tension. I know, because it's like else feel tension. Do you still like the mom?

[Bunny]

Yeah, like I. I need like. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so first and foremost, hot in the beginning. Okay? Like a little turned on. Love that you guys hit it off and had a consensual fling. 2 Mom, obviously this is not her first rodeo, okay? If she's on an app getting banged out by younger dudes, Mom's in it to win it. 3. I do not think that you should not tell your wife. I think that is horrible. One, your secrets keep you sick. Two it's. I know it would like tear the up the whole family.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

But at the same time it's like that woman, your wife deserves to know and if you can keep that from her, what else can you keep from her?

[Co-host 1]

What if she finds the video?

[Bunny]

Oh, because you know he saved it.

[Co-host 2]

That's really. He went back and checked and looked.

[Co-host 1]

So you've had that video for a hot minute. It. What if she finds it?

[Co-host 2]

I would delete that for one.

[Co-host 3]

Is it in the cloud vhs? Like what's happening? I'm like really wondering like how does

[Co-host 1]

you know the hidden folder? Maybe I don't know. Everyone is literally in their husband's phones right now in the hidden folder looking for their mom.

[Bunny]

You gotta tell her, dude. You gotta tell her, man. That's just. Or I mean maybe wait till after the mom passes. I don't know. It's kind of worse.

[Co-host 3]

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[Bunny]

yeah, then she would never get closure. And it's not like he did it while he was with his wife.

[Co-host 1]

Exactly.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

But also that you know the dad. So did.

[Co-host 3]

Did the daughter never show the mom here's the guy I'm dating. Or did vice versa. Probably not never like you know like. Or did the dude not see his a picture of her and her mom be like I've seen her before?

[Co-host 2]

No, I didn't know.

[Bunny]

I don't know. I think if my husband came to me was like hey dude, I got to tell you Something. It's been really weighing on my heart. I fudged your mom. We weren't together. It was before I had even met you.

[Co-host 2]

I couldn't look at either of them.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah. For the rest of my life.

[Bunny]

What if they have kids together and he's a granny? Grandma. Like you want grandma as grandma.

[Co-host 1]

It's clearly a guilt.

[Bunny]

I mean, she's probably hot. And obviously the daughter has the same energy as the mom.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, he's got a type.

[Bunny]

Yeah, he's definitely got a type. It's been great going public and it wasn't a one. It was. It wasn't a one time thing.

[Co-host 1]

No. It wasn't enough for you guys to end up making a video.

[Bunny]

Yeah. You guys were close.

[Co-host 3]

Have we explored the idea that maybe he did it on purpose?

[Bunny]

Okay, this is taking a turn for the worst. We could sit here and we just

[Co-host 1]

talked about not spreading lies and we're

[Co-host 2]

over here like creating a whole scenario

[Bunny]

and create false allegations all day long. But we could a situation anytime. But no. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like you need to tell her.

[Co-host 3]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

There goes your marriage.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, it goes.

[Bunny]

Oh, listen, before you have kids, tell her.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, imagine not having kids anymore. Imagine that.

[Bunny]

Dad slipped grandma the old sausage. Like, what the hell? Past the potatoes.

[Co-host 1]

Daddy, would you like some sausage? All right.

[Bunny]

Well, since we're keeping it in the family.

[Co-host 2]

Oh.

[Bunny]

I always had a small secret crush on my brother in law. Obviously never told anyone and certainly never flirted with him. About seven years ago, he had a little too much to drink at my husband's family Christmas Eve party. He was coming up the stairs behind me and loud enough for me to hear him say, if you put that ass in my face again, I'm gonna pull your pants down and stick my tongue out. I was in so much shock, I pretended not to hear him. A year later, both of our spouses cheated on us and we ended up getting together. We've been married for three years now. And I will say he is a man of his word.

[Co-host 2]

At least you didn't act on it while you were married.

[Bunny]

Exactly. Yeah, they waited until they got cheated on.

[Co-host 2]

That sucks.

[Co-host 1]

True.

[Bunny]

Well, how do the other people feel about it? Out of the exes feel about.

[Co-host 1]

How does the family. Yeah, like do you go to family reunions? What are they, dinners together?

[Bunny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

That they cheated together or they got cheated on.

[Bunny]

They got cheated on.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, I thought. I thought their spouses cheated on them with each other. I missed that.

[Bunny]

No, there's. The spouse has cheated. Oh, I don't know. Let me. I can't. I just deleted it. No, the spouse is cheated. I don't know if it was together, but still, I mean, you know, there's like a billion people in the world, right? You don't gotta marry brothers. But hey, listen, if you guys have been together three years and you're happy and he's tongue in your punch. What is it? Tongue punch in your fart box, then just enjoy.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, yeah, but I mean. Okay, wait, I have a question. Had she acted on the stairs, would they have been the ones cheating? Because he already made a move by talking about her and he said, if

[Co-host 3]

you shake that ass in front of my face again. So that tells me there was some tension there.

[Co-host 1]

There's been tension, yeah. If she would have turned around and said, do it.

[Co-host 3]

Exactly.

[Co-host 1]

They could have been the bad ones in this situation. Again, we're riffing.

[Bunny]

I know.

[Co-host 3]

My first question was that he said it again. So I'm like, why'd you do it the first?

[Bunny]

Because she's walking up in front of him.

[Co-host 1]

Oh.

[Bunny]

I thought she meant, like, yeah, men are going to be men. So I. And that's not an excuse. But she didn't hit on him. He hit on her.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

She kept her little crush.

[Co-host 1]

She kept her crush in her mind.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I would. I just. I could never be with Scott. Ew. Or Roger. Ew. Love you guys. Brothers. But I just could never.

[Co-host 1]

No, no, I. I did get a confess. I'm gonna have to find it about incest.

[Bunny]

Oh, okay. Yeah. Get right on it.

[Co-host 2]

Switch it up here.

[Bunny]

Yeah, please.

[Co-host 2]

I had two cats with my ex boyfriend, and unfortunately, one of them got sick and passed away. Afterwards, he asked for some of the cat's ashes. The truth is, he hadn't treated the cats or me very well. My boyfriend at the time, which is now my husband, came up with an idea. My ex had a necklace he wanted filled with the cat's ashes. So instead, we put ashes from a fire pit into it and sealed it with a red tie. To this day, he still wears the necklace and tells people it contains the ashes of his boy.

[Bunny]

How do you feel about that, cat lover?

[Co-host 3]

Well deserved, but thank you. I can't. Don't. I don't even know what to say. I'm feeling a lot of things right now.

[Co-host 2]

I think we need to.

[Bunny]

I mean, I feel like if he didn't treat you guys good and he

[Co-host 2]

wasn't, I would have done the same thing.

[Bunny]

If he was just holding on to the ashes as a way to, like, hold on to you then. Yeah, I mean that or just get it could have been worse. They could have like, burnt turds and put them in there. You know that. Yeah. So, I mean, kudos to you guys.

[Co-host 1]

Burn.

[Bunny]

You guys could have done way worse.

[Co-host 2]

I like that though.

[Bunny]

Yeah, go ahead. Memes.

[Co-host 1]

Those were both mine.

[Co-host 2]

Oh, that one was too.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

H. Great.

[Bunny]

I can dig into my archives if you need.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, no. I have about 5,000 of these. I've got an astronomical amount. Perfect. Love it. This one says. Okay, here's my submission for Asel. Confess. I was dating this guy for about six months. Nice guy. Unbeknownst to me, he had been cheating on me the whole time via anal fisting on a site called FetLife. I was unfamiliar with this site at the time when all of this went down. This was like a year ago. My friend found his profile on Facebook dating in his bio, which I also didn't know. He had sadly referenced his BDSM stuff and what he was looking for, which was referenced into the FetLife thing. So we looked onto that site. She said, hey, girl, isn't this your boyfriend? Sure was. For the next five minutes, me and the girlfriends went down the rabbit hole. Easily found him on the site. And he had been looking for anal fisting people from this site.

[Bunny]

He wanted to get fisted or he wanted to put his fist in an A noose.

[Co-host 1]

I don't know. We found him in a local meetup group looking for. Oh, here we go. We found out him in a local meetup group looking to host to do things do this. After he got off of work, we didn't live together and he got off work at 1am So I would have no way of knowing. When I confronted him, he admitted it and we ended things immediately. What I also find interesting is that our relationship was very vanilla. None of this BDSM inserts ever came up. And he seemed really normal. He was a good boyfriend. So I would have never thought, yeah,

[Bunny]

somebody probably shamed him at an early age for a kink that he had. And so he had to mask being a normal person in a relationship and then have his kinky, separate fantasy life

[Co-host 1]

in the closet type thing.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Damn, dude. Getting fisted is rough, man.

[Co-host 1]

She said, I can't even poop.

[Bunny]

I couldn't imagine getting fisted in my butthole. Especially right now with my hemorrhoid. God, Clifford. Clifford. Okay, yeah, me, Haley and Mimi are all going to get colonoscopies.

[Co-host 2]

I'm not getting one.

[Bunny]

I mean, me, Haley, are me, Momo and Mimi Are all going to get colonoscopy.

[Co-host 1]

We should get matching T shirts.

[Bunny]

Yeah. And one. When they do the colonoscopy on me, they're gonna cut Clifford off. I'm really excited about it.

[Co-host 2]

Are you asleep during that or, like. Oh, okay. So you're all going to be. Gosh, I got to wake up all three of you.

[Bunny]

Yeah, but Jason will be there for Mimi, so you just got to worry about me and Mo.

[Co-host 2]

Okay. I'll film everything.

[Bunny]

I'm great. I'm a pro Again, put to sleep everything at this point.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

Maybe I'll ask for some, too.

[Bunny]

We all together.

[Co-host 2]

No anesthesia. Oh.

[Co-host 1]

Best sleep I've ever got.

[Bunny]

Have you had your butthole looked at? You should.

[Co-host 1]

No, let me see it.

[Co-host 2]

You have.

[Co-host 1]

It's true.

[Bunny]

Well, I hate the fact that he hurt your heart by sneaking behind you, and, no pun intended, by sneaking behind your back. But at least you found out.

[Co-host 1]

She said it was really easy to find him because his name on Instagram was the same on his account.

[Co-host 2]

We didn't even.

[Co-host 1]

You didn't even switch it up?

[Co-host 2]

I had to.

[Co-host 1]

Okay. Not very creative.

[Bunny]

All right, well, here we go. I told my husband to blindfold me and tie me up one night without me expecting it, this dude put a fleece hunting hat mask on me and was trying to tie my wrists with shoelaces. I started laughing, and he tried to sound tough and told me to shut up. I instantly dried up like a raisin and laughed. Poor guy. I know. I kind of feel bad. I would have laughed, but been like, baby, this is so hot. You know?

[Co-host 1]

Go with it.

[Bunny]

I know he tried hard. Not the hunting hat, though. What the.

[Co-host 1]

Just little shiesty on. Yeah, just like the camel one.

[Bunny]

That's a little poo shiesty.

[Co-host 3]

That would hurt my feelings so bad. I don't know. Like, as a dude, being laughed at by your own girl is, like, a crazy feeling. It's like you feel like not even a person.

[Co-host 2]

Oh, my goodness.

[Co-host 1]

Stop.

[Bunny]

Yeah, this sweet boy. Too empathetic.

[Co-host 1]

If I laugh at you. I do laugh at Jason. Not sexually, but that's why I can't

[Co-host 2]

have someone, because I laugh at them all the time. Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

No, Laughing at someone is different in that situation.

[Bunny]

Laughing with someone is different than laughing at someone.

[Ad Read Host]

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[Co-host 1]

Yeah. If he was confident and you laughed at him trying to be confident, I kind of want to cry. I feel so bad for him.

[Bunny]

You need to revisit that and just, no matter how awkward it is, just give it up.

[Co-host 2]

Really tried. So he probably thought about that all day and was like, I'm gonna do this.

[Bunny]

Like, he was probably nervous too.

[Co-host 1]

And then he tried to throw in the shut up.

[Co-host 3]

He doubled down. She was still like, shut up.

[Bunny]

She said, he, he, he

[Co-host 1]

creepy.

[Bunny]

All right, well, who's next?

[Co-host 2]

The other day, I was going through my Snap stories from a free a few years ago and my husband and 16 year old stepson were right next to me. I came across a cute video of my son and went to show them. I'm holding my phone up to my stepson's face and a few moments pass and my husband's face goes white and he starts saying my son's name. My head, I'm like, yeah, it's a video of him. And then suddenly my stepson looks to the ceiling and goes, I'm gonna go kill myself now. Well, the video ended and it cycled to the next video. And it was one that I sent his dad when we first started dating. It was me shaking my ass and slowly pulling off my thong. I've never been more embarrassed and mortified.

[Bunny]

Are we sure she didn't do it on purpose?

[Co-host 2]

Well, no, you know, like snap. It'll just keep going to the next level.

[Bunny]

What's that doing on Snap?

[Co-host 1]

If she, if she sent it probably in Snap, it would have saved.

[Bunny]

Oh, what if you knew that that was in there, though? Like, did you know. Did she not know it was in there? I don't know.

[Co-host 2]

I don't know.

[Bunny]

Weird. With my.

[Co-host 2]

I don't even want to look through my stuff.

[Bunny]

Yeah. People who don't know me. I'm not holding up for you to see because I don't know what's. Especially a few years ago when I was doing online sex work. Hell no. You swipe left or your camera rolls. Swipe left or right and we're, you know, like I.

[Co-host 1]

You on a plane one time.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

Did you lose your phone one time and you're like, I hope it's not that one?

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

That's why I started putting passwords on my phones because I had so much content from whenever I did of which I really need to go through and delete it. I have 88,000 things in my phone. I just.

[Co-host 1]

I just hit 90.

[Bunny]

Wow.

[Co-host 2]

Wait.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah. But I take pictures of literally everything you guys. Like, pictures and videos are my life and they always have been. I've had such an issue my whole life with filling up SD cards and like same. I capture every single thing.

[Bunny]

It's moments in time, you know? But yeah. Damn, I hate that for her and I hate that for her son.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah. Poor guy.

[Bunny]

I know. Stepson traumatized. It's rough.

[Co-host 1]

Don't pan to me, Jason, when I just readjusted on the couch. You did that to me the other day, and that pissed me off.

[Bunny]

All right, well, I'm going to go brush my dog's teeth because his breath smells like freaking ocean water over here.

[Co-host 1]

Rough.

[Bunny]

It's bad. Yeah. I don't know. He's getting old. Chachi's gonna be eight in two weeks, you know? My sweet baby. I just love him so much.

[Ad Read Host 2]

Sweet baby.

[Co-host 1]

I love you.

[Bunny]

All right, we'll see you guys next week. I love you.

[Co-host 1]

Bye.