Dumb Blonde Podcast: "Ask, Tell, Confess: Husband Drama & Who Porked Granny"

Host: Bunnie XO
Date: February 20, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, hosted by Bunnie XO with her usual roundtable of friends (Mimi, Haley, Olivia, and Jaime), delivers a signature blend of raunchy, real-life confessions and candid, comedic chatter. The group dives into listener-submitted stories on everything from relationship gripes to embarrassing bodily mishaps, and even a wild, unforgettable tale involving a neighbor and her elderly lover. The tone remains hilarious and open as the crew shares their thoughts, advice, and laughs—sprinkled with personal anecdotes and a no-holds-barred approach to taboo topics.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Recent Projects & Milestones

• Tour Updates & Book Launch
  • Excitement and nerves abound as Bunnie and crew reflect on their recent tour rehearsals and the imminent New York show.
  • The group celebrates the release of Mimi’s book Stripped Down, Unfiltered, and Unapologetic.
    • Mimi (06:23): "Go out and please get your copy of Stripped down, unfiltered, unapologetic. I'm nervous... you guys are gonna really get to read my words in my life and good times, let me tell you."
    • Discussions about possibly visiting bookstores to sign books as a surprise for fans.
  • Notable moment: Mimi’s anxiety about being "read" by the world and talk of a possible second book if this one does well.

2. Embarrassing and Hilarious Confessions

• Ask, Tell, Confess Story Hour Begins ([10:52]):
  • Olivia’s Poop-on-the-Train Story:
    • Olivia recounts a traumatic fiber-overload incident on a train, leading to an elaborate coverup and subsequent guilt.
    • Olivia (10:52): "By the time we were on the bus to his house, I was sweating, clenching and committing war crimes against my own intestines while blaming every suspicious noise on a random lady in front of us."
    • Follow-up laughs around the differing effects of fiber and childhood memories of eating Grape Nuts and calcium "candy."
  • Mimi’s Honking Urge Confession:
    • A listener admits loving the urge to honk at other drivers even when it's not necessary, sparking a rant about aggressive drivers and regional honking habits.
    • Mimi (13:52): "I'll just get urges to honk. I won't unless it's necessary... but sometimes I'll be thinking, I want someone to fudge up so I can honk."
    • The crew discusses "honking culture," wishing cars had different horns for different moods or messages.
  • Old Lady Hookup Story ([17:21]):
    • Haley spectacularly reads a listener confession about helping an elderly neighbor—culminating in a sexual encounter that's both shocking and oddly heartwarming.
    • Haley (17:50): "She was incredibly wet and shaking like a leaf... that was one of the best sexual experiences of my life. Sadly she passed away a year later. We only ever that one night."
    • The group reacts with both awe and humor, commending "Granny" for going out with a bang.
    • Mimi (19:56): "Shout out to Granny for getting her fucking rocks off before she passed away. Love that for her. You know, listen, we don't ever yuck anybody's yum.”
    • Spirals into a riff about anatomy changes with age and labiaplasty, with plenty of overshare and friendly one-upmanship.

3. Short, Random Confessions & Tangents

• The Straw Story ([22:26]):
  • Olivia reads a tale about a guy connecting 650 straws in a movie theater to reach the screen.
  • The group riffs on the randomness and their own odd public antics.
• Breakfast Spot Antics:
  • Reminiscing about Olivia’s breakfast straw stacking and the waiter’s participation.

4. Relationship Drama & Advice

• Listener Letter: "I am leaving my husband" ([24:02]):
  • Emotional confession from a working mom expressing exhaustion and resentment toward her stay-at-home husband, who doesn’t contribute to housekeeping or emotional support.
    • Mimi reading (24:07–25:28): "I am leaving my husband. I'm tired of working hard every day to build a home and a life for us while he sits at home and does nothing... I no longer feel love. I no longer feel anger. I just want out of this."
  • Roundtable Response and Debate:
    • Mimi expresses ambivalence, acknowledging exhaustion on both sides but also the gendered expectations and possible deeper issues.
      • Mimi (25:42): "Taking care of a child all fucking day long is exhausting... Men do not normally have that embedded in their brain."
      • Mimi (28:53): "If you're nitpicking him that bad, maybe you guys shouldn't be together—there’s obviously other issues."
    • Haley counters that child care at home doesn’t absolve an adult of all domestic responsibilities, and households should aim for an equitable, realistic partnership.
      • Haley (26:54): "While I don't think she should expect everything to be done by him... after all, when you both work, it's 50/50. Almost have to see child care as a 50/50, too."
    • Both agree relationship breakdowns are rarely about just the chores—there’s a loss of connection, respect, and appreciation.
  • The group pokes fun at Valentine’s Day expectations (29:00+), suggesting love should be celebrated daily.

5. Valentine’s Day Plans & Friendship FOMO ([29:53–31:39])

• Lighthearted bickering over group dinner plans, who’s invited, and the “Daddy’s Dogs” Valentine’s tradition.
• Banter about feeling left out or in on plans is playfully drawn out.

Notable Quotes & Characters

• Olivia (10:52): "I could not. By the time we were on the bus to his house, I was sweating, clenching and committing war crimes against my own intestines..."
• Mimi (13:52): "I'll just get urges to honk. I won't unless it's necessary... but sometimes I'll be thinking, I want someone to fudge up so I can honk."
• Haley (17:50): "She was so tight. But opened up to me real quick. She was incredibly wet and shaking like a leaf."
• Mimi (19:56): "Shout out to Granny for getting her fucking rocks off before she passed away."
• Mimi (25:28): "Sorry, I can't afford to take out. Take you out on ribeye steaks three times a day. But we are always fed. The last straw for me was today."
• Haley (26:54): "While I don't think she should expect everything to be done by him... when you got home, it was a 50/50."
• Mimi (28:53): "If you're nitpicking him that bad, maybe you guys shouldn't be together."

Important Timestamps

• 03:44 – Recap of epic Larry Birkhead episode, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, and book chatter.
• 06:23–06:54 – Mimi discusses nerves around book release and possible future volumes.
• 10:52–13:03 – Embarrassing fiber & poop confession; cereal/childhood diet stories.
• 13:52–16:17 – Car honking confessions and the culture of honking.
• 17:21–19:56 – The infamous “Granny” sex confession and group’s gleeful breakdown.
• 24:02–29:37 – Listener’s confessional about leaving lazy husband; group relationship advice and debate.
• 29:53–31:39 – Valentine’s Day plans, group tradition banter, playful arguments.

Memorable Moments

• The radical honesty about bodily functions—"war crimes against my own intestines" is an instant classic.
• The group’s open-minded (and hilarious) support for an elderly woman’s “final fling.”
• Playful digs about anatomy, labiaplasty, and hormone swings, delivered with body-positive irreverence.
• The realness of the relationship chat—offering practical perspectives but never shaming.

Tone & Style

• Authentic, raunchy, and relentlessly supportive; the Dumb Blonde crew offers a safe, laughter-filled space for awkward confessions and hard truths.
• Guest stories and group asides are met with empathy as well as humor—no subject is too gross, weird, or heavy.
• Language is unfiltered, informal, and peppered with affectionately sarcastic banter.

In Summary

If you want to laugh, gasp, and maybe even pick up some hard-learned relationship wisdom (or just the reassurance that everyone poops), this episode delivers. The team never shies from the messy parts of life—whether it’s marriage problems, digestive disasters, or sexual escapades with a septuagenarian neighbor. Always with a wink, a “get it, girl,” and room for one more at the table.