Ask, Tell, Confess: Jelly Roll Isn't Allowed to...

Summary

Dumb Blonde Podcast

Episode: Ask, Tell, Confess: Jelly Roll Isn’t Allowed to...

Date: April 24, 2026
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests/Regulars: Mimi, Haley

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Dumb Blonde" features Bunnie XO and her friends Mimi and Haley in a lively, candid “Ask, Tell, Confess” session. The trio takes turns reading and reacting to wild, hilarious, and sometimes touching submissions from listeners via Instagram. The episode balances raunchy humor with sincere advice, covering everything from embarrassing period and relationship stories to shocking confessions and unfiltered conversations about sex, betrayal, self-care, and pets. The signature no-holds-barred atmosphere offers equal parts laughs and genuine moments of support and relatability.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Jelly Roll’s Song Butchering & Household Antics

• Bunnie recounts her husband Jelly Roll’s habit of singing songs around the house, often with hilarious misheard lyrics.
  • [04:01] “Every day my husband walks around the house singing songs… he makes up his own words.” – Bunnie
  • [04:29] “You do it onstage to your own songs!” – Bunnie
• The moment escalates into playful jabs about music, laughter, and a running joke about banning him from singing Creed or Nickelback at home.

2. Period Underwear & Real Life Body Talk

• Honest and funny chat about period underwear preferences, leaks, and comfort:
  • [05:20] “Everybody was asking in the comments, like, what kind of period panties do you guys wear?...I just get them off Amazon.” – Bunnie
  • [05:46] “I use the boy short ones because I’m so scared to leak out of them.” – Mimi
• Candid mention of period accidents and even a left-behind pair of underwear on a plane ([05:53]).

3. Ask, Tell, Confess: Family Secrets & Shocking Discoveries

• The first major listener confession is heavy: discovering new family connections through ancestry websites.
  • [10:26] “Finding out my mom homie hopped. My dad is my brother’s dad’s best friend.” – Read by Mimi
  • [11:32] “You gotta tell your kids where they come from... Don’t put your shame onto your child.” – Bunnie
• The group discusses generational family secrets, betrayal, and the emotional fallout of hidden truths.
  • [12:07] “It’s a generational thing. The older generation, they do not want to admit their mistakes.” – Bunnie

4. Embarrassing Moments: The Pool Shart Confession

• Candid bathroom mishaps in public pools:
  • [13:09] “As I was going down the lane, it hit—a shart. But it was massive.” – Listener, read by Bunnie
  • [13:53] “I’ve shat in a couple pools.” – Bunnie
• The group laughs about their own pool stories, “lazy river poop,” and why some of the best stories never made it into Bunnie’s book.

5. Wild Confessions: Sexcapades & Mishaps

• Listener confessions range from hilarious to shocking:
  • [14:20] “I hooked up with the singer of a rock band in an alley…a crackhead rode by on his bike and tried to watch.” – Haley
  • [14:59] “He used hand sanitizer as lube without knowing…the lights were off. I didn’t know until my vagina was on fire.” – Listener, read by Mimi & Bunnie
  • [15:27] “I’d put it in the tip of his penis!” – Haley, reacting
• The conversation naturally shifts to sexual boundaries, communication, and bodily autonomy—with plenty of irreverent humor.

6. Relationship Real Talk: Infidelity & Forgiveness

• A particularly heartfelt segment about staying with a partner after repeated infidelity:
  • [16:50] “I’m still together with a man who cheated on me more than five times…in our 14th year together.” – Listener, read by Bunnie
  • [18:34] “She stood by him in his darkest moments…what is for one person doesn’t work for everybody.” – Bunnie
  • [20:15] “If you decide to stay after infidelity, it’s our responsibility to move the f--- on.” – Bunnie
• The trio explores betrayal trauma, communication, and the complexities of forgiveness versus self-worth.

7. Taboo Questions: Anal Sex & Sexual Preferences

• Haley asks if a man who wants anal sex frequently might be gay:
  • [21:56] “Do you think a guy could be gay if he likes anal too much?” – Haley
  • [22:07] “If he only wants anal, that means that he likes the tightness of the butthole.” – Bunnie
  • [22:54] “That’s, like, a once-a-year type thing.” – Bunnie
• The group candidly discusses sexual boundaries and personal limits.

8. Hygiene Confessions & Domestic Life

• Shocking hygiene admissions:
  • [24:05] “My kid’s dad lives in my basement and he only showers two times last year. That is no joke.” – Listener, read by Mimi
  • [24:17] “Sounds like he’s depressed…maybe get him out of the basement.” – Bunnie
• Discussion includes shower routines, mental health, and self-care tips.

9. Quirky Sexual Hang-ups

• Bunnie and Mimi swap “grossed out by their own cum” stories.
  • [25:17] “He’d come, throw the towel, and run.” – Mimi
  • [25:34] “It’s not that they’re scared—they’re OCD so they don’t like it, it freaks them out.” – Bunnie
• The group expresses horror at people not cleaning up post-sex—“my PH balance would be wrecked” ([25:53], Bunnie).

10. Zucchini Confession & Veggie Humor

• The wildest sex confession: using a zucchini as a sex toy, then eating it for breakfast.
  • [26:22] “He asked to bang me in the ass with a zucchini. And then afterwards he ate it for breakfast.” – Listener, read by Bunnie & Mimi
  • [26:43] “The fact that he ate it is insane.” – Mimi
  • [26:54] “Zucchinis are about this big around…how are you getting that in your ass?” – Bunnie

11. Farm Animal Tangent

• The hosts swap stories about pets, turkeys, and farm life:
  • [28:11] “The turkeys are so cute. I want a turkey so bad.” – Bunnie
  • [28:29] “If they’re both boys, I don’t know if I can keep them both.” – Mimi
  • Dreams of a podcast field trip to the farmer’s market are floated.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [04:29] Bunnie to Jelly Roll: “You do it onstage to your own songs! You make up lyrics, dude, all the time. You just freestyle. But you’re not doing it with Creed!”
• [11:32] Bunnie (on family secrets): “If you sucked the dick and sat on it and a child was conceived, that is your responsibility as a parent to not put your shame onto your child.”
• [13:09] Listener: “As I was going down the lane, it hit—a shart. But it was massive.”
• [14:29] Haley: “We were in the middle of the deed and a crackhead rode by…‘Yeah man, we’ve all been there before!’”
• [14:59] Listener: “He used hand sanitizer as lube…didn’t know until my vagina was on fire.”
• [18:34] Bunnie (on long-term forgiveness): “She stood by him in his darkest moments…what is for one person doesn’t work for everybody.”
• [20:15] Bunnie: “If you decide to stay after infidelity, it’s our responsibility to move the f--- on.”
• [22:54] Bunnie (on anal): “That’s, like, a once-a-year type thing. Maybe a decade.”
• [24:05] Listener confession: “My kid’s dad lives in my basement and he only showers two times last year. That is no joke.”
• [26:22] Listener: “He asked to bang me in the ass with a zucchini. And then afterwards he ate it for breakfast.”
• [28:11] Bunnie (on turkeys): “The turkeys are so cute. I want a turkey so bad.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 03:44: Jelly Roll’s singing & Creed jokes
• 05:06: Period underwear & airport mishaps
• 10:26: Ancestry/family secrets confession
• 13:09: Pool shart story
• 14:20: Alley rock band hook-up confession
• 14:59: Hand sanitizer as lube story
• 16:50: Listener on forgiving serial infidelity
• 21:56: Anal sex taboo question
• 24:05: Hygiene—basement dad only showering twice a year
• 25:17: Guy grossed out by own ejaculation
• 26:22: Zucchini confession
• 27:31: Farmers market & pet turkey dreams

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Tone & Unique Elements

• Witty, raw, and unfiltered: The episode is filled with raunchy, self-effacing humor, but hosts are never cruel.
• Supportive and sincere: Even the wildest confessions are treated with empathy and real talk.
• Relatable and inclusive: No topic is too embarrassing; honesty is celebrated and listeners are encouraged to share.

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Summary

This memorable episode of "Dumb Blonde" is a rollercoaster ride of laughter, revelation, and real talk. Bunnie XO, Mimi, and Haley create a safe (but not always “family-friendly”) space for listeners’ wildest secrets and struggles. With everything from period hacks and pet banter to thoughtful advice on betrayal and empowerment, it’s equal parts group therapy and girls’ night out. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the shock factor, or the moments of genuine connection, this episode delivers.

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Transcript

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[Mimi]

Ask, tell, confess. I ask to confess.

[Bunny]

Sweet car. Good times never seem so good Good, so good, so good.

[Mimi]

All right.

[Bunny]

I'm not even going to pretend like I know the rest of the words. My husband, the other day. Let me tell you what my husband was doing. Oh. Every day my husband walks around the house singing songs. Sometimes he doesn't know the words and he makes up his own words.

[Mimi]

I get it.

[Bunny]

Then he walks in the room and he's singing creed and I mean use me. And he's belting Creed at the top of his lungs. And he starts to say the wrong lyrics. Oh, and I said, sir, I listened to you massacre and butcher songs all day long. You're not going to do that. Decreed.

[Mimi]

No.

[Bunny]

And he fucking lost it, dude.

[Mimi]

I'm not. How does it feel to kick your husband out of your house, dude?

[Bunny]

Yeah, I literally. He lost it. We were laughing so hard. He said, butcher songs. I said, you do. I go. You do it on stage to your own songs. You make up lyrics, dude, all the time. I said, you just freestyle. But you're not doing it.

[Mimi]

Divorce, free sale. She said, so the divorce is final.

[Bunny]

Not doing it with Creed.

[Mimi]

No, not Creed or Nickelback.

[Haley]

Leave him out. All right.

[Mimi]

They didn't deserve that.

[Haley]

No, no.

[Mimi]

Crazy.

[Bunny]

And then he's in the shower still butchering this like, you know what? I'm over it, dude. How's everybody doing? Good.

[Haley]

Cramping.

[Bunny]

Oh, do you want this heating pad?

[Mimi]

Do you have a diaper on right now? I do.

[Bunny]

You're our little Krabby Patty.

[Mimi]

Nice. Nice diaper.

[Bunny]

Is it a diapey or is it a period underwear?

[Haley]

It's the diapers. It's period underwear.

[Mimi]

But it's a. It's like no. Yeah, that's a diaper. The period underwear literally look like a pair.

[Bunny]

Oh, and they're so much more comfortable than the diapers. Once I get you, this one's comfy. Oh. So. Oh, the. Everybody was asking in the comments, like, what kind of period panties do you guys wear? I don't know what type they are. I just get them off Amazon and they're like the nylon. The nylon. Like stretchy, comfy material. And they're so soft.

[Mimi]

I use the boy short ones.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Because I'm so scared to leak out of them.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Don't think I can do regular.

[Bunny]

Oh, I promise you can.

[Mimi]

Do you remember when we were on the plane the other day and you said, who left their underwear on the plane? Yeah, those were period underwear.

[Haley]

I could. No, I would go out of it. Yeah, absolutely.

[Mimi]

No, the boy shorts are great. I do.

[Haley]

I like these. These are the rail, like organic cotton ones. Yeah, something like that. I looked up the most healthy.

[Mimi]

I'm telling you, a lot of people wrote in about that and was. Can we help you?

[Haley]

Excuse me.

[Mimi]

Is he licking the gum that you stick under there?

[Bunny]

Maybe.

[Haley]

I'd like to see how much gum is under that table.

[Mimi]

Oh, oh.

[Bunny]

Oh, you love the mic, honey. I love you. His birthday's coming up in a couple weeks. He's gonna be eight.

[Haley]

Is he? I thought he was gonna be nine.

[Bunny]

No, I think he'll be eight, right?

[Haley]

Nine.

[Bunny]

Nine. No. There.

[Haley]

Yes. He's the same age as Luna, the

[Mimi]

one you call old all the time.

[Bunny]

Because he really gonna be nine.

[Mimi]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bunny]

He's gonna be 64. Wait, what's nine times seven?

[Mimi]

Oh, you're asking the wrong person.

[Bunny]

63. 63. My fucking senior citizen dog.

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[Bunny]

look young and spry so that's all that matters.

[Haley]

The way he moves like a sloth

[Bunny]

he's been such a jerk.

[Haley]

Young and spry Y.

[Bunny]

He's been such a jerk the past two days. Like just not loving at all. All right guys, so every Sunday we all put in our stories. Ask, tell, confess and on Instagram. So if you are not following us on Instagram. I'm Xomg. It's Bunny. She's makeup by Haley.

[Mimi]

And you are Mimi S dot 1620. Yes.

[Bunny]

Go to our profiles and submit your ass. Talking fast. If it's too much to write in the little boxes, just DM put Ask, Tell, confess before it so that we actually really read it.

[Mimi]

Yeah, we can choose it because it got deep there for a second. Yeah, yeah. You had to really get in the trenches to find them.

[Bunny]

Yeah. So make sure you put ATC before it and we'll. You're more than. You'll more than likely make it on the episode. So who wants to kick this off?

[Mimi]

I got a really good one.

[Bunny]

Okay, go.

[Mimi]

This is actually a mutual friend of ours.

[Haley]

Oh boy.

[Mimi]

She told me I can say I know I didn't steal this story. It was in her stories the other day and she wrote to me and said you can actually use my story and she's going through something similar that we had just talked about a couple episodes ago. So I thought it was crazy. She said in her story she had posted a screenshot of a Facebook status from a man talking about how he had just discovered he had a 30 some year old daughter and how it was not like in his realm of 2026. Finding out through an ancestry website that he's got a daughter who reaches out to him. So I was like, girl, is that like you? You reached out to this dude? She said, yes. So finding out my mom homie hopped. My dad is my brother's dad's best friend.

[Bunny]

Hold on, say it again.

[Mimi]

So her brother has a dad, which I'm assuming she assumed was her dad also.

[Bunny]

Brother has a dad.

[Mimi]

Yep. The dad's best friend.

[Bunny]

Okay, so grandpa's best friend.

[Mimi]

Just dad.

[Bunny]

Dad.

[Mimi]

Yeah, yeah. Dad's best friend.

[Bunny]

So no, but it would be her grandpa, right?

[Mimi]

No, no, sorry. I just meant the brother's dad. Okay, so her brother's dad.

[Haley]

So that just thought was probably her dad too, but it's actually dad's best friend.

[Mimi]

Yeah. So mom homie hopped on.

[Bunny]

What if they had a menage?

[Mimi]

Well, I don't know. And so she said she never had told me. And then I said, no way. We just talked about something like that on Ask Talk Confess. And she said, yeah, dude. The guy who I thought thought was my dad also knew that I was not his child. No one told me. So the mom knew. The man she grew up thinking was her dad also knew, and she ended up taking an ancestry to find out.

[Haley]

So everyone knew about her?

[Mimi]

Yes, she found out on April Fool's day.

[Bunny]

That's terrible.

[Haley]

I wouldn't believe it if it was April fools.

[Bunny]

I know.

[Haley]

Good joke.

[Mimi]

Yeah. Ancestry.

[Bunny]

That's crazy. That's why I'm telling you, man. You gotta tell your kids where they come from. Yes, they're gonna. And you want to do it in the most gentle way so that they're not like. Don't get that, like, you know, stabbed in the heart pain because it's not fair like that. All right, well, everybody start telling your kids where they're from.

[Mimi]

Okay. Yeah. I can't believe how common this is. To me, that seems like such a, like, out of the world thing. But, like, the more we talk about it publicly, the more I'm finding these people.

[Bunny]

Well, it's a generational thing. So it's like the parents from, like, you know, like, it's the older generation. They don't want to. Right. They don't want to admit their mistakes. And it's like, dude, if you sucked the dick and sat on it and a child was conceived, that is your responsibility as a parent to not put your shame onto your child. Because in the end, that's just gonna screw them up more.

[Mimi]

Yeah, a hundred percent.

[Bunny]

We talk about this in depth on the last asshole confess. So if you guys want to hear about that, you can. Okay, I got one I get all the question when I. She wants to remain anonymous, and I know why. When I was a teen, I was involved in sports. I was at a swim practice one day when my stomach started to feel awful. Cramps aching, you name it, I decided to keep swimming. As I was going down the lane, it hit a shart. But it was massive. No. I got out of the water and ran to the bathroom to clean up. Luckily, nobody even noticed or mentioned anything. I, however, am still mortified to this day. Wet one piece isn't the best for a cleanup like that. Always keeping my fingers crossed that nobody saw anything or smelled anything.

[Haley]

She's like, they not see brown water.

[Bunny]

I don't know. Well, those swimmer bikinis are. Our swimmer bathing suits are tight.

[Mimi]

I bet you it held it inside.

[Bunny]

It held it inside. She probably got out as fast as she could and oh.

[Mimi]

Oh, poor thing. I feel so bad.

[Bunny]

I know.

[Haley]

A poor little baby and to have to keep swimming.

[Mimi]

Yeah. When I was like three, I. In a pool one time. A public pool.

[Bunny]

I've in a couple pools.

[Mimi]

Yes, you did. Yeah.

[Bunny]

I think I tried to put those in the book and they didn't. They took so much out of the book now. They did about it.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I know. They did the Lazy river poop. And she's like, I just watched the poop go down the lazy river.

[Haley]

I wish that would have stayed in.

[Bunny]

I blew my whistle and said that there's caddy shacks. Everybody had to get out.

[Mimi]

She doesn't know what that is.

[Haley]

No, I don't know what that is either.

[Mimi]

What a caddyshack is.

[Haley]

Oh, hell.

[Bunny]

Anyways, lingo. Moving on.

[Haley]

I got one.

[Bunny]

Go ahead, friend.

[Haley]

Okay, this is a confession. I hooked up with the singer of a rock band in an alley in Knoxville after his show.

[Bunny]

Which band?

[Mimi]

Tell me.

[Bunny]

Tell us.

[Haley]

I was ready for my one and only one night stand, as he was only the third person I'd hooked up with. Well, we were in the middle of the deed and a crackhead rode by on his bike and said, yeah, man, we've all been there before and tried to watch. The dude I was with said, carry on, dude. And the crackhead rode on down the alley. It instantly killed the mood because we couldn't stop laughing. We have been dating for four years now. Oh.

[Mimi]

This one said, I was having sex with a guy. He used to hand sanitizer as lube without knowing the lights were off. I didn't know until my vagina was on fire.

[Haley]

Oh, thick.

[Bunny]

That's the worst. I actually got that one too. And I got the full story. So he didn't tell her until she started burning. And he was like. He knew he was using hand sanitizer and didn't tell her.

[Haley]

What a dick.

[Bunny]

I would be paid.

[Haley]

I'd put it in the tip of his penis.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Or in his ass.

[Mimi]

It had to have been though, if he. I was gonna say wait, it had to have been him. But I guess it wouldn't because like I feel like internal versus external.

[Bunny]

Yeah, but they're a little pee hole.

[Mimi]

Yeah, not the little pee hole.

[Bunny]

A little. Little one eyed snake. Yeah.

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[Mimi]

Bahamas and USA that's interesting.

[Haley]

Okay, all right.

[Bunny]

This one I gotta put my glasses on for. It's a little long and I don't know, it kind of made me sad for her when I was reading it

[Haley]

because,

[Bunny]

you know, sometimes we got to give the girly some advice. All right, unpopular opinion. I'm still together with a man who cheated on me more than five times. We are in our 14th year together. Married for nine. We have four kids, two together and two I have adopted from one of my husband's previous relationships. I knew about his indiscretions as they were happening. I even found a used pair of undies in the glove box of his truck once. Each time he was confronted, the boy in him deflected. I was told to leave. So Many times. But I wasn't ready. Something told me not to give up on him or our life together. Fast forward years later, and the boy in him grew up. It wasn't overnight, and I'm still silently dealing with the bits of that betrayal over time. But he realized somewhere along the way that his family was the center of his heart. This opened up avenues of communication we had never experienced before. We are still learning, making baby steps, but in the right direction. He hasn't had an indiscretion in over eight years now. God is good Haley's face. So I cannot talk about anything. But my husband had one indiscretion behind my back nine years ago, and he became the most amazing man ever. Very public knowledge. Nobody will shut the up about it. Five times, however, is wild. And I love that she sounds like an amazing woman. Yes, she took in two kids that aren't hers.

[Mimi]

Yes.

[Bunny]

She stood by him. Stood by him in his darkest moments. And I get, you know, what is for everybody doesn't work for everybody. You know, like, what is for one person doesn't work for everybody. So in no way, shape, or form am I gonna shame a woman for standing by her man because I truly want. I stand by my man 100%. But I just wish she did not have to go through that five times, because that is so hurtful.

[Mimi]

Yeah. Because I feel like the panties. Someone was definitely leaving those because they knew, like, those kind of things. But again, she just might be the person who's meant for him. Because I don't feel like there are many women like her, so.

[Bunny]

And has he really stopped, or has he just gotten better at hiding it? That's because seeing that many times.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Like, not saying that their family's not worth it at all. But me, the person I am, I'd be like, okay, this dude's just gotten way better at hiding it.

[Mimi]

Correct. And, you know, maybe. And maybe that's what she's talking about. What's left over is, like, her PTSD from the first five for sure. Live with that every time he.

[Bunny]

That's betrayal trauma.

[Mimi]

Too late or something.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Betrayal trauma is the worst to have to try to work through. So I couldn't imagine going through that five times. There's no way. What's your take, Haley? Because I saw your face over there.

[Haley]

I mean, I really can't speak on this because I've never been in a relationship long enough for them to cheat, especially five times. I mean, but I found out my ex was talking to multiple girls on Snap, and I Ended immediately, you know, so like, I don't know, I, I don't think I can judge anyone's personal journey.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Because that's their own journey and everyone's different and I mean, we don't know these people.

[Bunny]

So yeah, do, do whatever. And I mean, listen, if you're happy and you guys are still in this relationship and you're not using it against him every day and it's not a topic of conversation every day and like, you guys have moved on, then cool. But I truly believe that as women, if we decide to stay after infidelity, it's our responsibility to move the on.

[Mimi]

Yes.

[Bunny]

You do not stay with somebody to make their life miserable because in that's going to make your life miserable. Or you don't stay with a man so that another woman can't get him. Like let, let her have him. She'll be where you are in two years, you know. So just know that if you do decide to stay with somebody and work through it, because you have to work through it. If you don't work through it, it's just going to be an ever evolving door that you guys are going to have to go through of emotions and nobody wants.

[Mimi]

I do feel like these, this situation, they worked through it and they grew from it. And like she said, communication got so much better. Those situations put them in a, a position in which it made their relationship stronger. So hopefully this is for the best and you guys were able both to move on.

[Bunny]

The only thing that I was hung up on is that she said it's been eight years since he's cheated on her. And she said she's still trying to work through the betrayal. So that makes me think that she's still, you know, rightfully so, you know, but at the same time it's like, you know, like, are you truly happy? Yeah. Are you truly happy or are you just.

[Haley]

And that to me is all that matters.

[Bunny]

Like.

[Mimi]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Bunny]

Go ahead. Who's next?

[Mimi]

You're me.

[Haley]

I'm about to change the pace.

[Bunny]

I have a question, please do, do

[Haley]

you think a guy could be gay if he likes anal too much?

[Bunny]

Oh, I had this problem before.

[Mimi]

Well, no, because it could just feel good to him.

[Bunny]

Well, then that means that your vagina is not tight enough for him. If he only wants anal, that means that he likes the tightness of the butthole. So it could either be, wait, he

[Mimi]

likes anal or likes to do anal. Oh, I'm confused.

[Haley]

He likes it if he likes anal too much. So that's probably Doing anal. I think I had an ex like that.

[Bunny]

It just gets boring. It's like,

[Haley]

that's where you. Yeah.

[Bunny]

And I mean, listen, I can. And you get.

[Haley]

Hang it over there.

[Bunny]

You get hemorrhoids. Like, it's not comfortable. Women enjoy anal sex are a different breed.

[Mimi]

Oh, yeah. No, Like, I go you. Because I could never.

[Haley]

Never.

[Mimi]

Not all the time.

[Haley]

No.

[Bunny]

That's like a wrap a bow around it and give it, like, once a year type.

[Mimi]

Once a year is a lot.

[Haley]

Yeah. Once in a lifetime is a lot. Absolutely not.

[Mimi]

Yeah, maybe a decade.

[Bunny]

You won't even do a whipped cream bikini. Memes. No.

[Mimi]

Anal. No.

[Bunny]

Tankini. A little tankini. And anal.

[Mimi]

No.

[Haley]

Oh, God.

[Bunny]

Jason's birthday just passed.

[Mimi]

He didn't get anal.

[Haley]

Yours is coming up.

[Bunny]

Not a getting anal work. Daddy. I'm starting to feel sorry for you, buddy.

[Mimi]

Damn.

[Bunny]

Mimi, do you have any more.

[Mimi]

Yeah, gross.

[Haley]

Just a lot of poop. I feel like you always. Yeah, you got to prep for that. You can't just wing it.

[Bunny]

Listen, my butthole is tore up from the floor up. The older I get.

[Mimi]

No, this.

[Bunny]

I can't poop ever.

[Mimi]

When you asked Sunny to roast you and it said that your most concern

[Bunny]

is not being able to poop, literally, I'm just petrified.

[Mimi]

So funny. This. This is a short one. This one said, my kid's dad lives in my basement and he only showers two times last year. That is no joke.

[Bunny]

Sounds like he's depressed.

[Mimi]

Showering twice in one year.

[Bunny]

Maybe. Get him out of the basement.

[Haley]

Why is he in the basement?

[Mimi]

I mean. Yeah. Why are we in the.

[Bunny]

Sounds like. Sounds like baby daddy's going through a hard time and might need a little boost. Like, get him out of shower. That too. Get him out of the basement. Get him into some sunshine, new clothes. New clothes. Maybe make him stay on his own, you know?

[Mimi]

True. Because he might need a little help.

[Bunny]

He might have to man up, you know, and be a responsible dad. God, two. Two times in a year. I couldn't imagine.

[Mimi]

I also got one that said I showered right.

[Bunny]

Fresh out of a facelift. Yeah, I. I could not.

[Mimi]

When I first met Bunny, she used to shower three times a day.

[Bunny]

I still do. Yeah, I shower twice a day.

[Mimi]

For sure. It's true.

[Bunny]

Do I still do today? I'll have taken three showers. One before the gym, one after the gym, one at night.

[Mimi]

Oh, yeah. That was the wildest thing to me.

[Bunny]

Yeah. I still do it. Like, I do not like feeling dirty. I can't do it.

[Mimi]

Said I used to hook up With a guy who was grossed out by his own come.

[Bunny]

I got that one too.

[Mimi]

Did you really?

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

He'd come, throw the towel and run.

[Haley]

Yeah, there's a few.

[Bunny]

There's a few dudes that are like that. I've had somebody like that before.

[Mimi]

Are you serious? Scared of their own comments. Wild.

[Bunny]

It's not that they're scared. They're ocd so they don't like it. It, like, freaks them out.

[Mimi]

I can't, like, sleep income.

[Haley]

Ew.

[Bunny]

Who's sleeping?

[Mimi]

I know someone. I'm not joking. I had a friend who was like, they don't clean up after.

[Bunny]

Okay. Smells like a kitty litter box down there then. Oh, there's no way.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Are you kidding, bro? My ph balance would be wrecked.

[Mimi]

Don't love, like a lot of slime.

[Bunny]

No, I don't either. I don't. I can't.

[Haley]

Probably gonna be so.

[Bunny]

But the rest.

[Mimi]

No, you're not.

[Haley]

Now just wait till a six foot guy walks by. That'll change real quick.

[Mimi]

Six, two. And she's like, guys, I'm not selling.

[Bunny]

Was dating a guy who drank a lot, so he could barely get it up.

[Mimi]

Up.

[Bunny]

He asked to bang me in the ass with a zucchini. And then afterwards he ate it for breakfast.

[Mimi]

I got that one too. They ate the zucchini.

[Haley]

Who's having zucchini for breakfast?

[Bunny]

And your eggs, it's delicious.

[Haley]

No way.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I love zucchini. No, listen. No, I would have thrown the zucchini out, okay?

[Mimi]

The fact that he ate it is insane.

[Haley]

Wash it before eating it, you think?

[Bunny]

I'm sure. But, dude, zucchinis are kind of big. How are you getting that in your ass?

[Haley]

They are big. Don't they start out small, though?

[Bunny]

They're like. No, that's a squash. Zucchinis are about this big around. Dude.

[Haley]

Are you thinking of the big one? I was thinking, like at the end it gets like small and then it.

[Bunny]

No, that's a squash. Oh, zucchinis are just all. They're like cucumbers.

[Mimi]

Cucumber. Yeah, it's shaped like a cucumber, but I feel like they're girthier than cucumbers.

[Bunny]

Oh, they're so girthy. Especially Mr. Terry. I am so excited for his garden to get up. I can't wait. Go and I get his squash.

[Haley]

I want to go there whenever he puts it up. I think we should all go and just.

[Bunny]

Let's do it. Yeah. Oh, I. We do. He said me just posting one video. Everybody came and bought all this stuff. I Love that.

[Mimi]

I have a local farmers market that Jason and I like to go to. It's a poultry swap, but then they have, like, a garden farmers market in the front. It's so nice.

[Bunny]

How are my turkeys doing?

[Mimi]

They're huge. They're. I'm not. You. This big.

[Bunny]

Why do they grow so fast?

[Mimi]

These turkeys are. I mean, I. Every day I walk out there, they're that much bigger. Like, we already have to transfer them into their new homes because they outgrew their brooder that fast.

[Haley]

What do they do once they get grown? They just.

[Mimi]

They just turkey around the backyard. Yeah. They're huge. Into, like, protecting.

[Bunny]

They don't turkey around. They strut.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

If it's one of them is already

[Mimi]

starting to strut, they're so cute. Like, puts its little chest out and it, like, puts its little wings out and it's like.

[Bunny]

Yeah, yeah. No, they're. The turkeys are so cute. I want a turkey so bad.

[Mimi]

Oh, you can come visit my turkeys anytime.

[Bunny]

I'll get one. But I.

[Mimi]

Would you like one of them?

[Bunny]

No, I'll get my own.

[Mimi]

If they're both boys, I don't know if I can keep them both.

[Haley]

Oh, really?

[Bunny]

Can I have just one?

[Mimi]

Yeah. Because they're very protective of flocks. They're like, they would protect the cows.

[Bunny]

Two egos. Crunch, No s'. More. And then a turkey. Yeah, s'. Mores. Got his own little ego going on, too.

[Mimi]

Oh, I saw that. Like, won't even come to you half the time.

[Bunny]

He's a douche. Yeah. And he's my emo. My emo kid. And then Crunch is just my all American, all star football player.

[Mimi]

I was like, he's a jock for sure.

[Haley]

Can one of you get baby goats, please? No.

[Bunny]

No, never.

[Haley]

Maybe a Taylor Holders farm. And they have the cutest little baby goats, and they're just so precious. And they just cuddle with you.

[Bunny]

All right, guys, well, I guess I'm going to have to go get a freaking turkey, so see you guys next week.

[Haley]

Bye.

[Mimi]

It.