Transcript
Meg Rowley (0:00)
Keep you company. They'll keep you sane on a long bike ride or a slow workday. Making bandwagon battle playoff race. Who's bats hard? It's Effectively Wild. So stick around. You'll be well beguiled.
Ben Lindbergh (0:43)
Hello and welcome to episode 2389 of Effectively Wild, a baseball podcast from Fangraphs, presented by our Patreon supporters. I am Ben Lindbergh of the Ringer, joined by Meg Rowley of fangraphs. Hello, Mickey.
Meg Rowley (0:57)
Hi.
Ben Lindbergh (0:58)
Speaking to Meg in the moments before a consequential game between the Mariners and Blue Jays. Depending on how things go, you might even get live gameplay.
Meg Rowley (1:09)
Just as we get live game. You're going to get life next time. You're going to get. You're going to get live gameplay and it's going to be completely rational. It's going to be sober. It's going to be. I mean, both in. In terms of its potential influences and also its tone. I might be laying out a multi step plan to find and kill Humpy. I just, I'm.
Ben Lindbergh (1:29)
Look, public sentiment has really turned on Humpy.
Meg Rowley (1:33)
We.
Ben Lindbergh (1:33)
We talked about this yesterday, but suddenly Mariner's friends are demanding ritual sacrifices.
Meg Rowley (1:38)
Yeah, we gotta find him.
Ben Lindbergh (1:39)
And he was a hero just a few days ago.
Meg Rowley (1:42)
No, he. Look, he is a hero. This isn't Humpy's fault. Sometimes the. The gods demand a sacrifice of us. It's not a sacrifice if you hate Humpy. It's only a sacrifice if you love Humpy. If you have a humpy plushie that was sent to you as a kind, caring gift from a friend. And yet here you are saying, look.
Ben Lindbergh (2:06)
Does it have to be the actual Humpy? Couldn't you just. Maybe.
Meg Rowley (2:08)
I'm not suggesting we killed a person inside of Humpy.
Ben Lindbergh (2:12)
Oh, wow, you're breaking the fourth wall here. There's a person inside Humpy? Yeah, I mean like pretending that this was an actual salmon sort of being. But you could you able to swim.
