Free sloppy at 7/11

Summary

Emergency Intercom – "Free sloppy at 7/11" (November 21, 2025)

Overview

In this lively, irreverent episode, hosts Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips (joined by regulars Kai and India) deliver their trademark whirlwind of comedic riffing, candid self-reflection, pop culture commentary, and absurd bits. Among spontaneous tangents and playful debates, the trio touches on everything from giving flowers to men, gym mishaps, the “gay president” meme, AI anxiety, sticky sinks, movie reviews, and the enduring agony of group texts. The episode is punctuated with memes, tongue-in-cheek confessions, and sustained banter about contemporary digital life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Outfit Debates, Consumption, and Rain in LA

• Enya critiques Drew's repeated outfit choices, teasing him for allegedly wearing the same pants for years.
  • Drew counters defensively: “Sorry, I’m not a glutton. Sorry, I’m not an over consumer. Consumption. Yeah, that’s just literally not true. I literally am a consumer. I over consume.” (04:13)
• The group riffs on LA’s rare rainstorms and the performative way people online react to them.
  • “Hashtag, we needed this. Hashtag, Ilovetherain… every time you get a chance to go play in the rain. Play in the rain.” – India (04:45)
• Observations on urban expansion and wildlife displacement, leading to a conversation about how people ignore or trivialize environmental consequences for both humans and animals.

Flowers for Men (07:08–09:55)

• Discussion on whether men receive flowers and why that tradition is rare.
  • “Men only get flowers when they’re dead.” – India (07:17)
  • Kai shares he’s never received flowers, only “sloppy seconds” (leftover from someone else): “No, I have to buy them for myself… Why would I get flowers?” (07:48)
  • India reflects: “I guess I don’t think to give flowers to guys because I actually don’t give a. About men.” (09:21)
• The hosts deconstruct gendered gift-giving, traditions, and underlying expectations.

Chaotic Humor & Politics: The “Gay President” Bit (10:18–12:35)

• Spiraling from a joke, the episode launches into an extended, outrageous riff about Donald Trump being secretly gay and giving “sloppy top” to Bill Clinton.
  • “Donald Trump is a flaming… nasty, gay motherfucker giving nasty sloppy top to Bill Clinton’s clitoris.” – Drew (10:27)
  • Drew references a fictional New York Times headline: “Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton the type of head where he had to wipe his ass after.” (10:36)
• The segment becomes a metaphorical and satirical conversation about power and hypocrisy in politics, with a comedic edge.
  • “It’s always the motherfuckers that hate the gay people the most that turn out to be gay. And that’s why Kai is at the top of my list.” – Drew (16:06)
• Enya notes she once rapped, “If my president was gay, I would be happy.” (18:15)

Vulnerability & Depression Anthems (16:45–19:14)

• The group reflects on their depressive phases: days spent barely speaking, late-night Wingstop feasts, and amateur song sessions that produced a “discography that rivals Lil B.” (17:44)
• They mock-listen to their old tracks, describing them as “the most like, I don’t have my shoe. I feel like Cinderella. Cause I lost my shoe. I need to go get another shoe…” (19:01)

Gym Embarrassment & Social Identity (13:47–15:30)

• Drew recounts unknowingly wearing a “GAY GUY” hat at the gym and the unexpectedly positive, affirming reactions from staff and members.
  • “I look in the mirror. I forgot that I put my hat on that said ‘gay guy’ just across the front… But it’s good to know that they’re allies.” (13:39)
• The incident turns into farcical embellishments about sauna escapades—quickly debunked with: “Who the would believe that you were having bubbling sex in the sauna at the gym?” – India (15:02)

Daylight Savings as Circumcision & Power Dynamics (25:55–27:48)

• Kai questions the rationale behind cutting daylight hours, prompting Drew’s wild analogy: “It’s like circumcision… it’s genital mutilation.” (27:24)
• Enya helps Drew retroactively justify his metaphor, turning it into a bit on outdated, unnecessary traditions.

AI Anxiety, Watermarks, and Tech Conspiracies (33:46–38:09)

• Enya admits her resistance to AI, initially believing “ChatGPT was like—the AI’s name,” revealing broader perennial confusion about tech ownership (35:14)
• Kai explains “data watermarks” and tracking AI-generated content (34:21)
• Hosts discuss the proliferation of AI-generated art and music:
  • “There are two songs on the Billboard charts right now that are AI generated.” – Kai (37:49)
  • Enya vents: “I wish it was a human so I could fudgeing. Give it 100 million 100 milligrams of Vyvanse to keep them awake through torture…” (38:09)

Digital Communication Gripe: “Do Not Disturb” Etiquette (39:44–41:52)

• Rants about people abusing “Do Not Disturb,” burying texts, and acting unreachable.
  • “Turn do not disturb off, like, why are you on do not disturb 24/7?... I would rather you just, like, open my message and not respond than have do not disturb on, you loser.” – Drew (39:44)
  • Kai: “Well, I think people put do not disturb on, and then they just leave it on for a week…” (40:29)
  • India: “It literally feels like I’m talking to somebody, and then they just, like, pull a blind down…” (41:14)

Pop Culture & Movie Tangents (47:09–49:48)

• Drew gushes over an early screening of "Nirvana the Band the Show: The Movie," highlighting guerrilla filmmaking and creative inspiration.
  • “There was one joke in the movie that was the loudest crowd pop of laughter I’ve heard from a movie maybe ever in my life…” (47:10)
• Brief sidebar on Timothée Chalamet ("Did you know Timothée Chalamet is the boy in ‘Call Me By Your Name?’” – Kai 49:38) and his relationship with Kylie Jenner.
• Chat about current viral navel-gazing—e.g., Jojo Siwa, Addison Rae, meme culture, SNL.

7-Eleven Slurpees, Big Gulps, and "Sloppy" at 7:11 (52:14–53:59)

• Drew proudly reveals he’s collected and ordered “every single flavor of Big Gulp from 7–11,” including discontinued ones, treating it like “a Pokémon collection.” (52:22)
• The gang laughs over the viral "Free sloppy at 7:11" meme—a mom's text autocorrect blunder (“It was like a meme where it’s like, text from mom and it says free sloppy at 7:11.” – Kai 53:28)
• Banters about 7-Eleven culture, carcinogens, and the absurdity of delivery Slurpees: “Isn’t it like water by the time it gets [there]?” – India (53:13)

Cosmetic Surgery, Boundaries, and Hollywood

• Fantasies about traveling to Turkey for hairline and “bush” surgery (i.e., pubic hairlines), delivered with classic gross-out humor.
  • “No, guys, I have, like, the world’s biggest bush. It’s awesome.” – Drew (51:24)
• Discussing paparazzi, Hollywood events, and the appeal of setting boundaries like celebrities on the red carpet.
  • “I want to work the red carpet… or I think I could be a really good paparazzi because I’ve kind of been in the mood to stalk people…” – India (58:40)

Weekly Media Diets (59:46–63:53)

• India: Watching old animated movies (“The Muppets in Manhattan,” "The Devil and Daniel Mouse"), prefers YouTube Premium’s old films.
• Drew: Endorses "Nirvana the Band the Show: The Movie" and "Sentimental Values."
• Kai: Recommends "Pluribus" and "Chair Company," notes AI-generated music on charts.
• India’s “media of the week”: A weed purchase via Weedmaps despite failed payments and rain. “That’s still not going to stop me from smoking copious amounts of weed.” (63:37)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On giving flowers to men:
  • “I guess you are a boy. Like, I’m not kidding. For a second, something was breaking me.” – India (07:53)
  • “To me, flowers are like, Kai, get in there. No, go get your flowers elsewhere.” – India (08:03)
• On performative masculinity:
  • “India’s a real boys or boy? Girls. Boy.” – Drew (09:50)
  • “No, she drinks beer and watches sports.” – Kai (10:02)
• On AI:
  • “I wish it was a human so I could fudgeing. Give it 100 million 100 milligrams of Vyvanse to keep them awake through torture. Like, I want. I want A.I. actually, actually I want to kidnap the CEO of A.I. and drug him.” – India (38:09)
• On “Do Not Disturb”:
  • “Turn do not disturb off. Like, why are you on do not disturb 24/7?... No one gives a fuck about you.” – Drew (39:44)
  • “It literally feels like I’m talking to somebody, and then they just, like, pull a blind down…” – India (41:14)
• On meme culture:
  • “No, it’s crazy that you could have posted that and made $7 million in 2020.” – Drew (54:35)
• On pop stardom:
  • “I would obviously win because I’m going to be a pop star. I can do anything.” – Drew (57:18)
• On the “Free sloppy at 7:11” meme:
  • “It was like a meme where it’s like, text from mom and it says free sloppy at 7:11.” – Kai (53:28)
  • “Insert that picture. Free sloppy at 7:11.” – Drew (53:20)
• On emotional cycles:
  • “That’s exactly how we’re gonna look at this year and then the next year. No, no, no, no, no. This year, this year I feel like we’ve made it a point… but it doesn’t help that we’re just depressive people.” – India (24:47)

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Important Timestamps

• 03:29 – Drew recounts how long he’s owned his infamous black jeans.
• 07:17 – “And they say men only get flowers when they’re dead.”
• 10:18–12:35 – Outrageous bits about Trump, sexual rumors, and satirizing politics.
• 13:39 – Drew’s “GAY GUY” gym hat story.
• 16:06 – Satire about hypocrisy and internalized homophobia.
• 18:15 – Homemade rap lyric: “If my president was gay, I would be happy.”
• 25:55–27:48 – “Daylight savings as circumcision” metaphor thread.
• 33:46–38:09 – AI paranoia, watermark explanations, Billboard chart AI songs.
• 39:44–41:52 – Extended rant about “Do Not Disturb.”
• 47:09–49:48 – Movie reviews (“Nirvana the Band the Show,” Timothée Chalamet references)
• 52:14–53:59 – 7-Eleven Big Gulp collection & “Free sloppy at 7:11” meme.

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Tone & Language

• Irreverent, self-aware, and often absurd
• Language is casual, explicit, and playful — especially in how they push jokes (“sloppy top,” sexual innuendo, internet slang)
• Underneath, there are vulnerable admissions of depression, loneliness, and an ongoing quest for connection—delivered with a comedic armor

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

Expect a fast-paced, comedic recap of the latest in internet culture, real-life awkwardness, social commentary, and meme-able riffing. There’s no “emergency” here—just a relentless urge to riff, roast, and expose the weirdness and sadness of millennial/Gen Z life. If you enjoy chaotic debates about Big Gulps, flower etiquette, the pain of group texts, AI doom-spirals, and the occasional aspiration for red carpet power, this ep is a ride worth reliving.

Transcript

[India]

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[Drew]

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[India]

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[Josh Zieman]

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[Dr. Jesse Mills]

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[Drew]

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[Dr. Jesse Mills]

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[Drew]

Should be asking, but aren't.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

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[Drew]

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[Josh Zieman]

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[India]

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[Drew]

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[India]

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[Josh Zieman]

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[India]

Oh, you haven't started.

[Drew]

I just hit the start button.

[India]

I useless. Hey, I just want to than. Hey, take off your pee pants.

[Drew]

Hey, let's imagine I just danced the whole episode. Styled by Enya Watanabe.

[India]

Yeah, this is my outfit. I picked for true.

[Drew]

Don't look at the bottom of my socks.

[India]

Actually, I would give you different pants. You've had these pants actually for 10 years.

[Drew]

No, these are new. These are like. I just got these like literally like four months ago.

[India]

Oh, I thought these were your other black pants.

[Drew]

I got these before Kai's birthday actually.

[Kai]

Last year.

[Drew]

No, this year, like your birthday.

[India]

I don't think that was four months ago.

[Drew]

No, I stopped at APC right before Kai's birthday dinner in Silver Lake. Put them on and fellows so good in them. So I just like, I just.

[India]

I know you have been wearing these pants every day for six months. You, you. When I. When you said they were new. When you said they were new, also you made it seem like you just got them yesterday. So my original statement wasn't untru true that you've had these pants actually you.

[Drew]

Haven'T had them for that 10 years. You said 10 years.

[India]

The way in which you wear your outfits on repeat kind of makes me feel like I've seen that.

[Drew]

Sorry, I'm not a glutton. Sorry, I'm not an over consumer. Consumption. Yeah, that's just literally not true. I literally am a consumer. I over consume.

[India]

Well, no, you consume like really odd things.

[Drew]

Electronics that I don't use. Well, that was. And the crazy thing is that one was real. That's like the craziest part.

[India]

That was like the realest you've ever shown yourself on the podcast.

[Drew]

And then I just got. It was met with silence.

[India]

Also, it's been raining in la. Hashtag, we needed this. Hashtag. Ilovetherain. Hashtag every time you get a chance to go play in the rain. Play in the rain.

[Drew]

Hashtag, Ilovenature.

[India]

Yes. Well, yes. I actually haven't spent nearly as much time outside. Oh, my gosh. But I did see this thing that. Okay, I'm, like, trying to backtrack. But I saw this video and I. I just had to repost it. I just had to repost it.

[Drew]

I just can't stop reposting this video.

[India]

I just can't stop reposting this damn video.

[Drew]

Oh, but back to what you were saying about dancing in the rain. Like, y' all are gonna get ringworm.

[India]

A wilderness camera up in the, like, LA National Forest and seeing the city in the background, I was like, oh, my gosh. All this talk about, like, we don't have nature, like, we're pushing them out.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. You're just realizing this.

[India]

No, I'm not just realizing.

[Drew]

Think about colonization. We pushed out human beings, so why.

[India]

Would we be afraid to push out the aminals? Exactly. No, but I was having this weird thing where I was like, oh, my God. I was just watching. There was, like, a bear, a bunch of mountain lions, a deer, like, every animal you could think of. Which obviously, because we've. Why are you staring at Kai like you're gonna fall?

[Drew]

Because he's doing weird over there.

[Kai]

He's playing with the lighter.

[Drew]

He's playing on his phone. Weird as I'm touching his phone.

[India]

Dude, I'm not kidding. When Kai gets here, Kai's job is to get here and do parallel play. Like, he essentially comes, he clicks a.

[Drew]

Button, and then gets on his phone for an hour. Guys, that's not true.

[Kai]

That is literally 25% of the time I am distracted by my phone. Cause porn is really distracting, but.

[Drew]

And me and Inya are porn. Yeah, we're the porn. We're eye candy.

[Kai]

No, most of the time, I am working. I'm writing down important stuff.

[India]

Oh, my fucking God.

[Drew]

I forgot. What. Okay, but, you know, it's crazy. So I didn't watch the new episode yet, but I love la. Something I realized, something major I realized is how fucking viral the merch for that show is. Like, everywhere I look, I see I heart la. And it's even so big that I see I Heart New York shirts.

[Kai]

There are. They're making, like, parodies of it.

[India]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Wow.

[India]

Yeah.

[Drew]

It's crazy how big the merch is, girl. That was funny. Give me my flowers.

[India]

And they say men only get flowers when they're dead.

[Drew]

Well, that's true.

[India]

Okay.

[Drew]

Especially for the good deeds.

[Kai]

I've never received flowers. I don't think I ever will.

[India]

You've never received Flowers. That can't be true.

[Drew]

The only flowers I've ever seen.

[Kai]

Actually, you know who gave me flowers recently, but it was a consolation prize, was Dom. She had this huge flower arrangement that she got from a party, and she gave it to a girl at the event we were at, and then she was like, I can't have these because I have to go to the airport.

[Drew]

Sloppy seconds.

[Kai]

So then I got the sloppy seconds.

[India]

You've never got given flowers?

[Kai]

No, I have to buy them for myself. My entire life, I've never. No. Why would I get flowers?

[India]

I guess you are a boy. Like, I'm not kidding. For a second, something was breaking me.

[Drew]

Like, boys don't get flowers.

[Kai]

You don't get delicate things.

[India]

No, everyone who plays with me gets something. But, like, flowers are so easy. To me, flowers are like, kai, get in there. No, go get your flowers elsewhere. You continue, you know what? And you buy your flowers till one day someone out there will get you.

[Drew]

Well, that's my plan. Never gotten flowers. That's the biggest lie. Who's got me flowers that.

[India]

Oh, you get flower arrangements all the time.

[Drew]

Because I make them. I buy flowers for myself and I make them.

[India]

You have to have. I've given you flowers.

[Drew]

I feel like we've made flower arrangements together, but I've never, like, gotten a bouquet of flowers.

[India]

That's just not true. I'm thinking of events we've done and people. I've gotten plants, flowers.

[Drew]

I've gotten green plants, but I've never gotten a bouquet of flowers.

[Kai]

Isn't that sad? Now you're kind of seeing how bad it is. No, I really.

[India]

You know what? I'm kind of thinking about it, and I don't know if I care that much like. Or in the sense that, like, not to you. Like, you. Of course I'll get you flowers. You're my bae. But I'm thinking I'm imagining all the men in my life, and I'm really trying to imagine any man I've given flowers. I've given my dad flowers. I've given people, I've dated flowers. Because flowers are so easy. Yeah, no, I've. I've sent flower arrangements to a lot of people. Like, yeah, giving flowers is so just duh. Like. But I grew up in a family that you. Before you go anywhere, you give them something. But I guess I don't think to give flowers to guys because I actually don't give a. About men.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah.

[Drew]

Period poop.

[India]

Yeah, that's kind of. I think I, like, there's nothing in my heart, that's, like. That has to change.

[Kai]

That's crazy, because I feel like you're, like, one of the guys.

[Drew]

Yeah. You're one of the. More flowers for, like, for a show.

[India]

Yeah, like, I'll do that. Like, that's when I. I'll get flowers for that. I. I wonder if I've given Mason flowers. I don't know if I have. I'm just trying to think of any, like, straight guys in my life.

[Drew]

India's a real. Boys or boy? Girls. Boy.

[India]

Don't say that. Don't say that about me, bitch. Don't say that shit about me, bitch. Don't say that shit about me, bitch. Like, don't say that. Don't say that. Like, don't.

[Drew]

No, she drinks beer and watches sports.

[Kai]

Yeah, she drinks beer and she'll burp really loud.

[India]

I'm a cool girl. I'm a cool girl.

[Drew]

No, India's a real. Inya's a real girl's girl. She can't say it about herself, but I'll say it as a man.

[India]

Ew.

[Drew]

Donald Trump is gay.

[India]

I literally just ate.

[Kai]

Oh, that was on my notes, too.

[Drew]

Donald Trump is a flaming.

[Kai]

I wouldn't put it like that.

[Drew]

Nasty, gay motherfucker giving nasty sloppy top to Bill Clinton's clitoris.

[Kai]

Did you see the article in the New York Times?

[Drew]

No.

[Kai]

The title says, apparently Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton the type of head where he had to wipe his ass after.

[Drew]

Fuck.

[Kai]

That was the front page.

[Drew]

Fuck. I need that. I mean, he. It's probably really gummy because he definitely has, like, figures.

[India]

I kind of could imagine that. All those guys give awful head. Like, you know, they seem, like, gluttonous within sex. I think there's a certain point of gluttony within your sexual experience. Experience. Let alone the type of they get up to. That's not gluttony. That's, like, hellbound. But I'm like, you're not taking the time. Like, it's like, yeah, you could be really good at, like, dogging down a bag of hot fries. But does that mean you're an eater? No. Like, you're just waiting till you're famished to get something. And they're always famished for sex. So I can't imagine there's a world where he's giving it down, like, and he's holding pride in that.

[Drew]

Y' all know.

[India]

Huh?

[Kai]

What?

[Drew]

I have an appointment next week. I'll let y' all know.

[Kai]

To get head from the president.

[Drew]

Wait, did he set up like, he's flying out.

[India]

He's flying to you.

[Drew]

He dms.

[India]

He takes flights for goblins.

[Drew]

Like, you call yourself the throw. Go. Donald Trump is a throat goat. The real throat.

[India]

You know what? Maybe me pretending to be bad is, like, me being, like, insecure at the thought of a rival. Like, I'm just like, wow, you eat it up like that. It got you to presidency. My shit has gotten me.

[Drew]

Like, you got competitive real quick with Donald Trump's head game.

[India]

I know. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, what? I just cannot believe.

[Drew]

I feel like I give bad head.

[India]

I feel like I'm kind of bad.

[Kai]

At everything, but I'm not gonna lie, I probably give really good head.

[Drew]

I would assume you've never done it.

[Kai]

I've never. Well, yeah, I would give, hypothetically, a good head if I ever did it, but I'm not doing a girl.

[India]

I thought you guys hook up all the time. He hasn't given you head.

[Kai]

Oh, I've given you top, actually.

[Drew]

I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't.

[India]

But, yeah. I can't believe we just have a president who's a dick eater. Like, damn.

[Drew]

No, he's literally a dick eater. It's always eating dick. It's the same.

[India]

You got so big.

[Drew]

No, that's literally it.

[India]

Like, that's why his ankles are rolling over, because he's full of come.

[Drew]

Well, I had another embarrassing moment at the gym.

[India]

What?

[Drew]

It was horrible. It was literally so bad. So basically what happened was I was going out that night, and I was like, oh, I need a baseball cap. I need to put a hat on. I, like, feel like my hair looks like. And I'm gonna be at the gym, and if I wash my hair at the gym, my hair is gonna look like after. So I was like, oh, need a baseball cap. So I grab one, put it on, and, like, I'm going about my day, and I get to the gym, and literally every single person there is the nicest they've ever been to me in my entire life. Like, literally every worker is, like, so kind to me. Like, people are, like, giving me head nods. Like they're giving you head. Yeah, they're giving me head and they're bobbing on it. No, like. Like, literally, like, it was really being.

[India]

Treated like a king.

[Drew]

No, it was like, I'm. Like, it was really giving this. Like, it was giving. Like, I'm an ally. And so I get to the locker room, and I'm like, wow. Everyone even, like, the patrons are nice to me. Like, even the people I'm passing by in the hall, they're gym members. Yeah. And so I get to the locker room, and I'm like, I feel so good about myself. Like, I feel so awesome. I look in the mirror. I forgot that I put my hat on that said gay guy just across the front. And I was just wearing gay guy hat the entire time at the gym. But it's good to know that they're allies. Everyone there is really nice.

[India]

It's like that. But don't you feel like it's kind of that black mirror episode where, like, you can look at somebody? Like, what's it called? Is that one episode where you look and it, like, shows, like, all of their descriptors? Like, it kind of feels like that, though.

[Drew]

I was seen. Yeah, I was seen and spotted. But the craziest part about the whole story is kept the hat on. Got the craziest back shots of my life in the sauna with the hat on. Yeah, it's like, it's a.

[India]

Then the back shots mustn't have been.

[Drew]

Crazy, because why didn't it, like, to a flame? Well, I took it off. Oh, I put it on backwards so they could see.

[India]

No. So.

[Drew]

Pull on it. Guys, I'm kidding.

[India]

Who the would believe that you were having bubbling sex in the sauna at the gym?

[Drew]

I don't know.

[India]

Is that a thing? Like, Yeah, I guess. I guess I have to remind myself that, like, again, it goes back to what I was saying. Some of you are not sexually free. You are a sexual deviant. Like, you literally. Just don't do that in my face, please. No matter who it is. I just, like, hate the idea of people having sex where I might have to lay my head. Have some decency.

[Drew]

Like, do I not do it in your bed?

[India]

No, that's fine. We have an agreement. We have an agreement about that. That's my Prozac. Really helps with the OCD of the germs now. I, like, I excited. It's like, you know when you fall asleep and you wrap yourself in your blanket and it keeps the heat. But then obviously, as you fall asleep, you're gonna loosen up and cold air gets in because you leave my sheets so sticky. It's kind of like. Like that one. Like, plastic wrap, Like, Saran wrap. It kind of Saran wraps to my body, so I like a cocoon of heat. So thank you.

[Drew]

And my sticky juices. And your sticky juices. You live by freaking grody. I don't feel like we touched enough on Donald Trump being gay. So I'm just going to bring that back. It's always the motherfuckers that hate the gay people the most that turn out to be gay. And that's why Kai is at the top of my list.

[Kai]

I don't hate gay people. I'm very supportive.

[Drew]

Did you hear that?

[India]

You hate gay people.

[Kai]

I said I don't hate gay people.

[India]

That's such a weird okay I get. Because like, like the president is gay now. It feels like if my president was.

[Drew]

Gay, I would be happy.

[India]

I literally predicted.

[Drew]

You predicted that shit. Oh my God. We have a really.

[India]

Me, Drew and Josie in the midst of also what was just like all of us being so depressed. That's why we were doing that. Like, I really reflect on last year and what our day to day was. And me and Drew essentially were just in our depression dungeon. That was that apartment. We wouldn't speak to each other all day. And then around 4 4pm we'd both end up lingering to the kitchen because we need sustenance and we're like eating crackers and drinking water or something because both of us are too depressed to think about food. And then we'd be like, we should go to the gym because that is what people who take care of themselves and it makes you happy. So we would go to the gym, both go work out again, be fully alone all day. Like because we'd go to our separate quarters. Then in the drive back we'd be like, we literally like I am so fucking happy. And then we.

[Drew]

Life is awesome.

[India]

Order a bunch of Wingstop and then stay up till 4am with Josiah making songs. Yeah. And then we did that every day.

[Drew]

Every day. And I mean, I'm not kidding. Me and Yun Josiah have like a discography that rivals Little B. I'm not even kidding. Like we have like well over 400.

[India]

Songs and we, we sing, we rap, we like. Sometimes it's acapella, sometimes it's like it gets.

[Drew]

We really go there. It's true vulnerability on the mic.

[India]

It's kind of like Rosalia's last album. Like if you think about it. Yeah, we're speaking different languages. We're like testing subjects. It's really, it's a lot.

[Drew]

It's honestly.

[India]

And one of them, I rap about how if my president was gay, I would be happy.

[Drew]

And then she has one bar and I need some Cheetos before I get to the rodeo.

[India]

Yeah, they're all really bad.

[Drew]

It's the worst. It is literally like we went back and listened, and it's maybe the worst thing we've ever created.

[India]

But it was around the time when we did the remix. That's how the Charlie remix happened. Because we were making, like, random. We would just go, oh, my God. We used the Natalie Nunn beat before she used it. And if I wasn't completely humiliated by myself and my existence as a human being, I would show that. But they're literally all just us. Like, brain dead and tired and thinking of rhymes. And it's the most like, I don't have my shoe. I feel like Cinderella. Cause I lost my shoe. I need to go get another shoe. What should I do? Like that.

[Drew]

See, I'm extra. Read all about it.

[India]

Read all about it.

[Drew]

That was the birth of that.

[India]

Yeah, Maybe we'll put in a little snippet.

[Drew]

Yeah, we'll have Josiah put in a couple snippets of it. So my friends text, let's do a quick little weekend getaway. Super chill, right? Famous last words. Suddenly someone's buying a bonfire outfit. The Airbnb cost more than my car. And apparently there's a boat now, literally, when did this turn into Coachella? That's when I pull out my Klarna card. Swipe done. And if I want it off my plate now, I can pay in full or I can pay later. And there's no group chat math to figure it out. Oh, also, my budget's still breathing. No IOUs, no stress. Because the Klarna card isn't just a card. It's how you survive. Friends, super chill. Plans, dinners, outfits, random trips you didn't plan for covered. Plus no credit impact when you apply. So next time, the plan spiral. Stay in control. Learn more About [e-mail] Debit Flex Card Pay later plans issued by Webbank. Deposits in your balance account are held at Webbank Member fdic, anywhere Visa is accepted. Certain merchant product good and service restrictions apply. Some merchants do not accept virtual cards. Physical card only included with a paid Klarna membership plan.

[India]

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[Drew]

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[India]

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[Drew]

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[Drew]

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[India]

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[Drew]

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[Josh Zieman]

A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the country's most elusive serial killers. But it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught. The answers were there, hidden in plain sight. So why did it take so long to catch him? I'm Josh Zeman and this is Monster Hunting the Long Island Serial Killer, the investigation into the most notorious killer in New York since the Son of Sam. Available now listen for free on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts.

[India]

But yeah, we used the Natalie then beat. But yeah, every time I reflect on that time, I'm just like, damn, we were so depressed.

[Drew]

And that's exactly how we're gonna look at this year and then the next year. No, no, no, no, no.

[India]

This year, this year I feel like we've made it it a point because it's not like things have necessarily gotten better. We're like, lucky enough that we have good lives, but it doesn't help that we're just depressive people. I fear that doesn't like, go away.

[Drew]

The last three weeks have been.

[India]

Dude, the time change literally makes me want to bang my head against the wall.

[Drew]

I normally love it. I normally am like celebrating it getting dark at 5pm because that just was like a good excuse for me to like not have to see anybody or go out. And now I'm like.

[India]

Well, it's because also this is the first year you've been really social. Like you You've always been, like, more of a hermit, but I think now for the first time, you're feeling that difference of, like, how humans act before and after, when there's, like, more light to be outside, and then it's just.

[Drew]

No, like, literally, winter is coming.

[Kai]

Why do they cut it so that there's less daylight? I don't understand.

[Drew]

It's like circumcision.

[India]

You need to elaborate, like, now.

[Kai]

Yeah. How is it like circumcision, Drew?

[India]

Because when I was saying the whole hot fries, like, you could dog a bag of hot fries, blah, blah, blah, you looked at me like I was crazy. So now I need. I need an explanation.

[Kai]

Your metaphors are always the best, by the way.

[India]

Yeah. Thanks.

[Kai]

You're okay.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Welcome.

[Drew]

Thank you, guy.

[Kai]

No, I was talking to Enya. You had your hand over your face, so. Yeah.

[India]

You actually having your eyes covered and not looking at him and be like, so.

[Kai]

Yeah. How is it like, circumcision?

[Drew]

Well, you just said the word cut.

[Kai]

I know, I know, but I want to see you double down on that.

[Drew]

Okay.

[India]

Okay, now you're getting brave because you don't talk.

[Kai]

That was sexy, though, how I said that.

[Drew]

Not too much on my girl.

[Kai]

Oh. What?

[India]

It was actually very alarming. I was like, oh, my ears perked up because I was like, oh, he thinks he's.

[Kai]

That you guys don't get turned on when I boss you around a little bit.

[Drew]

No, Kai, you're the one that's gonna get bossed around.

[India]

Yeah. You know that, though.

[Kai]

I don't get lost.

[Drew]

No, I like being powerless and thrown around, and, like, I like to be bossed around.

[Kai]

Yeah. I toss him around the room like. Like a woody toy. His legs are flailing around.

[Drew]

Yeah. It's like circumcision.

[India]

My hair looks like it because.

[Kai]

No, it doesn't.

[Drew]

I don't even remember what you were saying. I just heard the word cut and said it. Oh. About daylight savings, like, why they cut it, so.

[Kai]

Yeah. Why?

[Drew]

Well, it's because it's genital mut. Mutilation.

[India]

Okay. What's up is I could think of, like, at least, like, an answer. I was like, oh, okay. When you first said. I was like, I could think of that because it's an older practice that used to seem completely necessary, and now we know that it's not necessary, and it's kind of just like tradition.

[Drew]

Exactly.

[India]

But no, there is no world where that was gonna.

[Drew]

She sees me. That was gonna verbalize.

[India]

I'm just a really good manipulator.

[Drew]

And you just Went right into my brain and took the words out.

[India]

I'm always digging in you. So, you know, I know everything that's in him and it's a lot of stuff.

[Drew]

I'm genuinely convinced I could be a pop star. Like, I genuinely. I think. Not the vocal.

[India]

Okay, what part? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Drew]

Just, like, climbing the ladder to get up there. Like, I feel like it's like a game, almost like it's like less about the music and less about, like, the way you move your body and more about the people, you know? Like, I feel like I could climb those little ranks.

[India]

I think it's kind of a combination of all of it.

[Drew]

Also, the way you were just looking at Enya was really like, you were catching feelings.

[Kai]

Like, I was. I was just looking at her. Normal, I think.

[Drew]

No. And, yeah, he had the biggest smile on his face.

[India]

I do that to people. I'm not kidding. It's actually a curse. Curse.

[Drew]

It's a gift. People fall in love within you so easily.

[India]

Low key. No, I think actually, dude, oh, my.

[Drew]

God, they fall in love with the idea of India.

[India]

Like, because it's like, oh, my God, this girl's, like, pretty and funny and confident. And then if you talk to me for more than three minutes, I feel like it turned into like, oh.

[Drew]

Damn.

[India]

Like, whoa. I don't know. I think. I think normal people scare me.

[Drew]

No, normal people are scared of you.

[India]

Yeah. Dumb. Somebody I'm attracted to. I texted them something really odd and then they had the very real response of replying just the word weird.

[Drew]

Was this recent or was this. What? I already know this.

[India]

You already know I told you about this. But, yeah, that's kind of where I'm at right now. But, yeah, it's been nice. I think I need to talk to my therapist about it. I don't know. Like, I think I'm realizing, like, maybe I am the common denominator. Like, I think so, but.

[Drew]

Well, okay. In whatever.

[Kai]

Whatever.

[Drew]

I don't have to get into the semantics of it. You'll find your fish and you'll find your fish.

[India]

I think I. I find fish, but I don't think anyone wants my fish. Oh, thank you.

[Kai]

I'm sure there's plenty of people that want you.

[India]

Shut the up, Kai. Like, damn.

[Drew]

Okay, well, I hate a sink that you have to press down on.

[India]

What the. Like you hate a water.

[Drew]

Once I. Once I explain it, y' all will get it. Okay, I'm washing my hands. I. I just peed in the room and I'm going To wash my hands. Because I wash my hands after I pee every time. Obviously we.

[India]

That is just not true.

[Drew]

I'm not in the bathroom. July, he always hit my vape. I am in the bathroom to go pee and wash my hands. Obviously. Well, I go and I get soap in one hand and I go to turn the sink on, but it's a press down sink and I'm like, oh, okay, I'll just press it down once. And it should go for like 5 seconds, 6 seconds. You have to hold it down for water to come out. How, like literally, how am I going to wash my hands? Like, I literally can't wash my hands. I get like this hand hand wet. And then like, it doesn't make. It literally doesn't make sense. So I have to wash like one hand at a time. And then after I touch this dirty ass knob with my clean hand, oh, I have to wash it again. So I do this. And it's literally never ending. It's always, you just gotta hold it and press it down. And like, I get it. You could get a little water in this hand and like wash like this and then press it down and wash it off. But you're still doing that same motion and your hand is still getting dirty from pressing the goddamn sink down. I think we need to end this him.

[India]

I disagree.

[Kai]

Oh, and could you just talk into your mic?

[India]

Oh my God, I'm going to smack the out of you. I disagree because I was taught very young that what you're supposed to do is you use the back of your wrist like you. When, when you like. I feel like I could do the whole motion. While you were explaining it, I was thinking, I've never done that. Like, like one hand at a time. It's like get. So, okay, you get soap, you go like this, you get some water and then that's not running. You scrub for however long you scrub. I hope you really, you know, you.

[Drew]

Do your big rubber.

[India]

I get in there and then you rinse one hand and then with the back of this wrist, you rinse the other one. And then if you're still freaked out about it, when you still have a little soap left, like it's okay if you leave a little sudden.

[Drew]

I just. It's just nasty. It just feels nasty. It's getting poop and doo doo air all over. I should be able to flick it up.

[India]

It just sucks because it's one of those things where it's like, yeah, there's just too many dummy dumb, dumb dumbs who let the sink Run for way too goddamn long. Also, imagine how many kids. I think I grew up in a school that had those, and ours didn't run for long because kids would literally just clog the sink and then leave them running. Imagine how many bathrooms you would walk into and all of the things were full.

[Drew]

Well, that's. That' literally what I did last time I was in a bathroom with a sink that you flipped up. I got a bunch of toilet paper and I stuck it in the bottom of the sink and I turned it on and I walked out and I didn't pay for my bill and I caused $3,000 in damage, believe it or not.

[India]

Wait, did you vlog it at least.

[Drew]

So you can make. I don't want to get catch for a criminal.

[India]

Catch for criminal, dude. It's actually kind of crazy how Tik Tok has made it feel like even more like. I've always felt like we lived in a lawless land because laws aren't real real. But we for real do now. Because the amount of people I just see fully explaining a crime they committed that week, explaining it to me face.

[Drew]

To face, it's really on my camera.

[India]

Or on my phone is awesome.

[Drew]

So it's really.

[India]

I'm really upset you didn't vlog it because we could have just said it wasn't you and it was AI.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[India]

How many cases do you think will happen like that in the next, like, few years of people being like, bro, that.

[Drew]

I feel like there will be one big one that we hear about and then the rest will be like, like, just nothing.

[India]

Is. Is like. Is there a way to actually check if something is AI? I know there's, like, the thing you can upload to to see what percent of it is AI, but is it.

[Drew]

Some of them have, like, invisible filters, like, over the top. So it's like this. Like. How would you describe it, Kai? Is it the thing you could put.

[India]

Over your license plate so, like, it doesn't get caught on camera?

[Kai]

Essentially, I think it's like a data watermark where it changes a specific sequence of pixels, a certain hue or saturation, and then when you change it, you can see the watermark, but only some. Only some of the generator. Fuck. Generative models do that.

[Drew]

If you have, like, a model on your own computer that's not connected to the Internet that you built yourself.

[India]

I just recently put two and two together that there is more than one company doing AI. I'm not kidding. For a really long time, I had been hearing all these names and I thought ChatGPT was like the. Like, I was like, yeah, that's like, that's AI's name. Like, I was like, I don't know. It's like every, like, AI is AI. And then recently, because I'm a piece of annoying who hits like, not interested on anything with AI. And then I.

[Drew]

That's not annoying.

[India]

I was on Instagram. Thank you. I was on Instagram and I don't use reels, but when I went to reels, it was all like, everything had that Sora mark. And I am not kidding. I was like, what the fuck is this? Like, I, like, I knew it was AI. And I was like, I'm so confused. What is like, who is Sora? So like, I was so confused. And then I realized that AI is like, not just like, there's like a bunch of companies doing it. Like, I really thought it was one. I thought it was like the CIA. I was like, yeah, that's just one evil guy.

[Drew]

Like, you know, the CEO of ChatGPT is gay. Gay.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[India]

That's just not a good look. Is that real? That's not a good look for gay people. Because now gay people have to be like, yes, we have pride, but we.

[Drew]

Have a gay president and a gay person that the entire economy is propped up on.

[India]

But that's what I'm saying. It's like two evil gays you're talking about.

[Kai]

Same old man.

[Drew]

Yeah. Tim Cook as well.

[India]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Wow. Wait, this is incredible.

[India]

I mean, it's kind of like proof that everyone is a bit gay. No, like every.

[Kai]

That is true.

[India]

You just get to a point. Not that deep. That's the most annoying about all of this is it's really not that deep. And some of you need to have, like, you guys need to use AI to actually explore time travel and then go back in time and put yourself in a very traumatic position at a young age so that you understood that is not that serious in terms of what other people are doing with their life. Unless it is directly negatively affecting you, that person's business should not not bother you. But you're all insecure and you didn't have hobbies and you got no play. So now you're in this awful cycle of self hatred and insecurity that money, power, success, none of it can fill because you are literally a worthless piece of who should have never lived this long. If we went back in time, you would have died way earlier because of natural selection. You were never meant to live this long. Like, if you're. If you if you are living long enough to find yourself signing up for ice, you should have killed yourself so long ago. It's like that suicide sometimes. Sometimes, and only in very rare cases. Suicidal ideation. It's not. It's not a demon, it's re. So if. If you're somebody who you're like, I would sign up for ICE and you've suffered from suicidal ideation, just do it. End the suffering now.

[Drew]

Just do it.

[India]

No more suffering. And yeah, I literally wish I had a knife. I want to stab people. I'm literally going to start stabbing people. I'm so angry.

[Kai]

Oh my God. There's two songs on the Billboard charts right now that are AI generated.

[Drew]

Oh yeah, the country one.

[India]

What country one.

[Kai]

Breaking Rust. Yeah, country digital song. No, that's. I don't know what it's called, but I guess the artist's name is Breaking Rust. But it hit number one. Yeah, which is great. That's awesome.

[India]

Also, it's embarrassing that people even revere AI. Is that hyper intelligent? Because you were basing all of that in int intelligence off of what is technologically uploaded. Like, there is so much more to life that is not uploaded. Even in a music scape. There's so many like lost records. There's so much new music. Even people who complain about new music. It's like, yeah, all your new music isn't going to be found on Tik Tok and through Google. AI search like, go the outside. Like, I literally. I hate AI so much. Like, I want to fudgeing. Kill it. I wish it was a human so I could fudgeing. Give it 100 million 100 milligrams of Vyvanse to keep them awake through torture. Like, I want. I want A.I. actually, actually I want to kidnap the CEO of A.I. and drug him.

[Drew]

So you're a homophobe.

[India]

Shit. You know what? To each their own. That's like I said, that has nothing to do with me. That has nothing to do with me. You keep that where you keep it and I keep it where I keep it. But I want to beat the out of you.

[Drew]

Well, no, he's genuinely like an evil guy. Like.

[India]

Like he's actually gay.

[Drew]

He's actually gay, but that's not what makes him evil. He's evil because he didn't. He steal the company and then it was supposed to be like private and.

[Kai]

Then he like a lot of really bad things.

[Drew]

And then he killed someone, apparently.

[Kai]

Someone. But they like killed themselves.

[Drew]

I don't know.

[Kai]

It's very sketchy.

[India]

Again, this is what happens when people aren't throwing the hands God gave them because. Stop. What do you mean? So. Oh, someone killed themselves. You got someone killed. You're literally made. You've never killed someone yourself?

[Drew]

Like, this is the realest shit that I will say. And I need y' all to open your fucking ears and tune the fucking right now. Turn off do not disturb off your goddamn shitty fucking phone. No one gives a fuck about you. Turn do not disturb off. Like, why are you on do not disturb 24? 7? Literally, like, 20 people. Like, literally turn it off. Like, I would rather you just, like, open my message and not respond on, then have do not disturb on, you loser. And then you turn it off.

[Kai]

Seven days or whatever when you turn it off.

[Drew]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kai]

Also when you.

[India]

Seven days.

[Kai]

Yeah. Or six or seven.

[India]

I think you see them. Seven days. I'm confused. I'm not.

[Kai]

Six or seven days. I'm not sure which.

[India]

I'm so. Stop. Because I'm actually so confused by your sentence.

[Kai]

Well, I think people put do not disturb on, and then they just leave it on for a week, and then you don't get any of that on.

[India]

I didn't hear that.

[Kai]

Yeah, and then you. That text got buried. Worried. But also when you call people and it always screens it, and you have to call them five times to get through it. Oh, it's so annoying.

[Drew]

It's like, literally, like, I could be dying.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[India]

Call 91 1. Like, call an ambulance.

[Drew]

I could be stranded on the side of the road.

[India]

Call an Uber.

[Drew]

I could be getting towed.

[India]

Calling.

[Drew]

Well, the Ubers on do not disturb too now, apparently. Damn. Like, everybody's got that on. Kissing me off, dude.

[India]

I mean, yeah, it does annoy me. I don't like when I'm texting somebody and they throw it on because I.

[Drew]

Live in the middle. Oh, wait, same sit. Same situation. Yeah, that's happened to me before, too.

[India]

When people turn on do not disturb while I'm texting them, I will call it out because I'm like, hello, I was talking to you. The. Like, it literally feels like I'm talking to somebody, and then they just, like, pull a blind down, and I can still see the, like, backlit shadow of them existing. I know you didn't put your phone down, bitch. Like, you just left the thread. But I will say I. I do put people's threads on do not stir. But that's because.

[Drew]

You'Re a victim.

[India]

That's always. Yeah, I like what you're a victim.

[Drew]

Of being of certain people.

[India]

I mean, yeah, lowkey.

[Kai]

I think it's fine to turn on do not disturb for a. For a group text message. That's. That's fair.

[Drew]

See, even I'm individuals. I'm a purist. I have all of my group messages on.

[Kai]

That's insane.

[Drew]

For real notifications. I know.

[India]

That's why being around you is so annoying. Because it makes me feel like I get no attention at all. Cuz Drew's phone is vibrating.

[Drew]

That's the thing.

[India]

That's true. Like I forget the phone works two ways. I'm low key. The deadbeat dad who's like, you never call me. And I'm like, I'm never going.

[Drew]

I would rather not.

[India]

I'd rather not. And actually, if you call me, I'm not fucking answering.

[Drew]

So my friends text. Let's do a quick little weekend getaway. Super chill, right? Famous last words. Suddenly someone's buying a bonfire outfit. The Airbnb costs more than my car. And apparently there's a boat now, literally. When did this turn into Coachella? That's when I pull out my Klarna card. Swipe done. And if I want it off my plate now, I can pay in full or I can pay later. And there's no group chat math to figure it out. Oh, also, my budget's still breathing. No IOUs, no stress. Because the Klarna card isn't just a card. It's how you survive. Friends. Super chill. Plan plans, dinners, outfits, random trips you didn't plan for covered. Plus no credit impact when you apply. So next time, the plan spiral. Stay in control. Learn more about [e-mail] debit, flex card, pay later plans issued by web bank. Deposits in your balance account are held at WebBank, Member FDIC, anywhere. Visa is accepted. Certain merchant product good and service restrictions apply. Some merchants do not accept virtual cards. Physical card only included with a paid Klarna membership.

[Josh Zieman]

A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the country's most elusive serial killers. But it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught. The answers were there, hidden in plain sight. So why did it take so long to catch him? I'm Josh Zieman and this is Monster Hunting the Long Island Serial Killer, the investigation into the most notorious killer in New York since the Son of Sam. Available now listen for free on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Hey there. Dr. Jesse Mills here. I'm the director of the men's clinic at UCLA Health, and I Want to tell you about my new podcast called.

[Drew]

The Mailroom, and I'm Jordan, the show's producer.

[India]

And like a lot of guys, I.

[Drew]

Haven'T been to the doctor in many years.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

I'll be asking the questions we probably.

[Drew]

Should be asking but aren't because guys.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Usually don't go to the doctor unless a piece of their face is hanging off or they broke. Broken a bone.

[Drew]

Depends which bone.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Well, that's true. Every week we're breaking down the unique world of men's health, from testosterone and fitness to diets and fertility and things that happen in the bedroom.

[Drew]

You mean sleep?

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Yeah, something like that. Jordan. We'll talk science without the jargon and get you real answers to the stuff you actually wonder about.

[Drew]

It's going to be fun, whether you're 27, 97 or somewhere in between.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Men's Health is about more than six packs in supplement supplements. It's about energy, confidence, and connection. We don't just want you to live longer, we want you to live better. So check out the mailroom on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows.

[Kai]

On this week's episode of the Next Chapter, I, TD Jakes, get to sit down with Oprah Winfrey, a media mogul, philanthropist, and global trailblazer.

[India]

My life. Although it may look like an anomaly, it has only been possible because I.

[Drew]

Was obedient to the call.

[Kai]

This episode dives deep into how Oprah turned pain into purpose and what it really means to evolve with everybody watching.

[India]

Every decision I have ever made has come from sitting with the spirit and asking, God, what would you have me do first?

[Kai]

Whether you're rebuilding, reimagining, or just trying to hold it together, this one will speak directly to you. Listen to Next chapter on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast episodes drop weekly.

[Drew]

Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of the On Purpose podcast. Recently, I had the honor of sitting down with the iconic Kris Jenner.

[India]

You never quite know what, what or where life is going to lead you and where it's going to be the best lesson you ever learned. And not get distracted by the noise. There's a lot of noise. Even if one of your children has been through something really difficult with their.

[Drew]

Partner or an ex partner, you still love them as part of the unit and the family.

[India]

These are, in most cases, the fathers of my grandchildren. I love these men, and that love doesn't go away when we experience really challenging times with them. Compassion is key into really feeling what somebody might be going through. Even though you don't agree with them. If you once love them, then love is love.

[Drew]

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast podcast. I went to a early screening of Nirvana, the Band, the show, the movie.

[India]

How was it?

[Drew]

It was incredible. It was so good. There was one joke in the movie that was the loudest crowd pop of laughter I've heard from a movie maybe ever in my life of going to movies. And it was the funniest joke I've seen in a movie in the last 20 years. Like, and I'm not gonna give it away because it's so funny, but please go watch that movie. My favorite part about watching the movie was the Q A after where they were talking about how they made the movie. And, like, it's crazy that, like, basically what happened is they like, if you know Nirvana, the band, the show, like, their, like, style is really weird and, like, you'd have. You kind of have to know the show to understand the movie. But, like, they also. I'm getting like, they were so cool to me. They, like, filmed a movie for 70 days and then scrapped it because they didn't like it. And then they got this one shot, like, they went out guerrilla film style and, like, to the biggest like, like, media event that's happened in our entire life in Canada. And, like, went there, stole a shot lot from that. It's like mil. It's millions of dollars worth of set building. And they just like, went there and filmed while it was actually happening in real life. And then from that moment, they rewrote the entire movie to get to that point. And it's like, oh, my God, it's so cool. It's like, I don't know. They're so sick to me. And, like, they're releasing season three on Blu Ray.

[India]

Oh, that's fire.

[Drew]

Let's wake that up.

[India]

Physical media. Yeah, I want to go see it, but I can't promise I'll go see it because I have not seen.

[Drew]

That's one that I will drag you.

[India]

I haven't seen movies this year.

[Drew]

I'll. I'll drag your ass there. Because it is very inspiring because it's like, literally what we want to create.

[India]

Take me tonight.

[Kai]

Boo.

[Drew]

Oh, he's busy.

[India]

Oh, wait, it's not out.

[Drew]

No, it's. They were just doing like a Pre screening for two days.

[India]

Oh, Mr. Special over here. Mr. Sees it first. Yeah, I literally saw A special screening of Call me by your name before it hit theaters.

[Drew]

So did you actually.

[India]

Yeah, I saw, like, the pre run of screenings to see if it would, like, get a wide release. And then a few months later, it got wide release.

[Drew]

Wait, for real?

[India]

Yeah, because I saw it at the arc light. Remember when the arc light would do, like, that showing, like, movies before? It was like, general.

[Kai]

Did you know that Timothee Chalamet is the boy in that?

[Drew]

That really?

[Kai]

Yeah, I just saw that, and then I went back. I checked. I don't know.

[Drew]

No, he's in Dune now. That's crazy.

[India]

No, I know that, but, like, he looked like that.

[Kai]

Yeah, he looked.

[India]

He used to look like that.

[Drew]

It's the Kylie Jenner effect.

[Kai]

I thought they. I heard they broke.

[India]

Death.

[Drew]

Twink.

[India]

Death.

[Kai]

I heard they broke up.

[Drew]

I know. And I saw, like, a compilation of them kissing and stuff on, like, courtside. And it was really cute and wholesome. It was like that early stage of a relationship when y' all just can't get off of each other. Other. That's what they were experiencing. And it was really cute. And he was digging in her closet. He was pulling out Birkins and wearing purses and all that. That's all Kylie Jenner's clothing. Get out of her closet, Timothy. I know.

[India]

Leave that woman the alone.

[Kai]

Did you guys see that? The promo for Marty supreme where he's on a zoom call?

[Drew]

I was just about to bring that up.

[India]

No, but I haven't seen it because I feel like it's going to be really good and funny. And I'm like, oh, my God, like, rolling my eyes because I'm, like, just getting back to, like, being, like, bruh.

[Kai]

I thought it was really funny.

[Drew]

It was. It was great. Like, it was really funny. He wants to paint the town orange.

[Kai]

I thought it was so funny that I. My toes curled, actually. What?

[Drew]

That's because you think he's cute.

[Kai]

He is cute. We can all agree on that when.

[India]

He gets back from Turkey. I'll think about it.

[Drew]

When he's all swollen and bubbly. His skin is rejecting the graphs.

[Kai]

Those three months when me and Drew come back from Turkey are gonna be so nice.

[India]

What are you gonna get done?

[Kai]

I want to move my hairline down to just above my eyebrows.

[Drew]

I want to get my bush done.

[India]

Oh, that. Honestly, I'm not kidding. A modified bush, like, line would be lit.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[India]

And I wish I was kidding. That would be so cool.

[Drew]

No, guys, I have, like, the world's biggest bush. It's awesome.

[India]

That's disgusting.

[Drew]

No, I love bushes. I don't give a. I think it's sexy on me. Y' all want to see?

[India]

Absolutely.

[Drew]

I'd show you, guy.

[Kai]

I'd like to see it.

[Drew]

I'd actually show you if you want to.

[Kai]

Really?

[Drew]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kai]

Me and Drew are going to be. We're going to be on the couch. We're not able to move for a couple months, so you're going to have to get us food.

[Drew]

And we're going to be staining the couch red with blood.

[Kai]

Yeah, you're going to have to change our catheters.

[India]

There's no world where I would take.

[Drew]

And we can't drink off. Off. Yeah, so you'll have to do that, too.

[India]

You have to jerk off.

[Drew]

Yeah. Well, yeah.

[India]

You, like, joked on that.

[Drew]

Well, I've ordered every single flavor of big gulp from 7 11.

[India]

I know. It's disgusting.

[Drew]

Every. I finally completed. I've been collecting them like Pokemon on. And I finally completed it. If y' all want to see. I can show Little show and tell. Every. Every single flavor, even flavors that aren't in stock anymore. Here, let me scroll through. Wait, how do you look at past.

[India]

This is your carcinogen collection.

[Drew]

Wait, how do you look at. Oh, wait, you can go to. I don't remember how to do. Order again. Yeah, here we go. Okay.

[Kai]

So.

[Drew]

Order again. Literally every Big Gulp has been ordered. And Slurpee.

[India]

I. You order Slurpees?

[Drew]

Yes.

[India]

Isn't it like water by the time it gets.

[Drew]

Yes.

[India]

And you just drink it like soda.

[Kai]

Did you guys see that? There's free sloppy at 711 11.

[Drew]

Oh, really? Insert that picture. Free sloppy at 7 11.

[India]

Is that a thing like a picture?

[Kai]

It was like a meme where it's like, text from mom and it says free sloppy at 7:11.

[Drew]

She, like, mistyped.

[India]

See, the context makes it so much funnier.

[Drew]

Wait, what did I say this morning?

[Kai]

Kai, you asked me is a TikTok sound?

[Drew]

Yeah, it's the girl smiling with her teeth.

[Kai]

I forget what. What you say.

[Drew]

What is it?

[Kai]

The girl like, you're gonna lose me, baby.

[Drew]

Yeah, you gonna lose me, little baby. You dig my butt twin?

[India]

What?

[Kai]

You don't remember that?

[Drew]

No, you. You know it. It's like you know it. Let me show you.

[India]

Oh, my God. I forgot what I was gonna look up on my phone.

[Drew]

Poland. Jojo Siwa.

[India]

I need to see Jojo Siwa.

[Kai]

That was good.

[Drew]

Nice. I remember in here and see everything.

[India]

What the.

[Drew]

What was I going to look up? Oh, this is. This is a Smiling girl.

[India]

Oh, Simpler times.

[Drew]

No, it's crazy that you could have posted that and made $7 million in 2020.

[India]

$27 million.

[Drew]

I'm not kidding. Not like from AdSense or anything, but like, just general.

[India]

Know that wave, I think that was.

[Kai]

Like the most viewed tick tock or something for a little while.

[Drew]

Yeah. What is it now? Is it.

[Kai]

I have no idea.

[Drew]

Hydrated. Did you see Addison. Did you see Addison addressed hydrated on stage?

[India]

No.

[Drew]

Yes. She literally was somewhere and she was looking at all of the posters and everybody was like, bringing up her old memes and she read one and she was like, hydrated.

[India]

Oh, my God. Bowen Yang is gonna have a field day when that walks into SNL for her performance last her skits. And I'm so jealous. I would literally. I actually will pay money to be in that room.

[Drew]

I was gonna say let me know.

[India]

Like, if there is a world where I can be, I don't want anything to do with it. I just want to look, I don't.

[Drew]

Want credit for all my.

[India]

Not in a creepy way. A. You said you want to. What?

[Drew]

I was just saying that I don't even need credit for all of my jokes that y' all have taken from me in the past.

[India]

And you know what I've been sorry about?

[Drew]

I'm literally lying.

[India]

Wake him up.

[Drew]

Let's wake him up. He stole my jokes.

[India]

No.

[Drew]

You know who. Who else stole my jokes?

[India]

Who? Chris Rock the Slop. You know the slap was planned.

[Drew]

Yeah, of course it was planned. It was Timothee Chalamet.

[India]

Yeah. Would you trips at me if I did meth?

[Drew]

Yes.

[India]

I wonder if anybody out there has heard how often I mention drugs now. And if they're worried. And if you are, you should be.

[Drew]

I was so anxious about the last episode.

[India]

Cause of us talking about drugs.

[Drew]

Yeah, I, like, literally, it's the last thing I want to do is promote drug use.

[India]

I feel like we do a good job of making it clear we're fucking. Like, what, bro? What? But also a.

[Drew]

We got a couple things to talk about this episode.

[India]

What?

[Drew]

One, we're going on a road trip.

[India]

Oh, yeah, I know. We need to, like, plan for that. But also with the rain, like, no.

[Drew]

We h. We literally have to go. Oh, but we're going to.

[India]

Oh, I know, cuz it's my plan. We're going to ass Texas. Drew's dragging me to Texas. He's trying to paint it like a road.

[Drew]

Tr. I'm not dragging you to Texas.

[India]

He said. He said Enya, can you drive Me. He said, can you drive me to Texas?

[Drew]

I don't know, because I can't drive because my shitty car. My. Oh, my God.

[India]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Walk. Walk. Oh, my God. Wait.

[Drew]

You should walk. Should I walk to Texas?

[India]

I took the walk to Texas. Let's do a Mythbusters. Who can get there first? Me driving or you walking? Let's just see. Let's just.

[Drew]

I would obviously win because I'm going to be a pop star. I can do anything.

[India]

I'm still so confused by you saying that. Like, you. Like, he's saying you can be a pop star in the sense that you could climb the ladder. But I'm like, what do you do when you get to the top?

[Drew]

Like, be Sabrina Carpenter. Like, be gorgeous and have fun and go on tour, and everybody screams and yells at you. It's awesome.

[India]

Everyone screams. Wait, did you see that video? The lady to paparazzi? When Chapel was coming on to the carpet, she was like, chapel's coming. Don't yell at her. Like, she literally was like, every paparazzi is so scared of her now. And then later in the video. Video, the paparazzi is, like, dead silent. Like, she has just set the perfect tone. And then one paparazzi is like, oh, can we get one more picture? And she's like, yeah, okay. And she turns, and the guy who was taking the picture was like, oh, my God. Like, yes, whatever. Like, doing like that. And then everyone else started to kind of like, it was like seagulls. I was like, all of them started talking, and then somebody was like, hey, chill. Like, somebody in the crowd was like, keep. Keep it calm. Keep it calm. Like, something like that. They all, like, hush. To back down. I wish I was so good at drawing my boundaries that that was the life. I got to, like, walk in.

[Drew]

That is amazing.

[India]

But, yeah, I want to work the red carpet. And, like, I want to.

[Drew]

To me, the women who work.

[India]

The people who work the red carpet are like, the people who go like this on the tarmac. That's what I. It's like, next.

[Drew]

Next.

[India]

Like, I want to do that job. Like, I want to be like, okay, doja cat, come. Yes, queen.

[Drew]

I want to be the.

[India]

I don't want to be an interviewer. I just want to be like, I want a lanyard. I want a clipboard.

[Drew]

Yeah. Holding the name. Showing the. Showing the paparazzi.

[India]

Yeah. I want, like, where's. Okay, that's getting. Okay. Who's there? Okay. Yeah. What's another company? I can't even. Oh, that's vanity. Vanity. Okay? Like, that's my job. I want that job. Or I think I could be a really good paparazzi because I've kind of been in the mood to stalk people and like, cross their boundaries and.

[Drew]

Stalk them?

[India]

Yeah, you know, stalk them. Like kind of like put word out that I'm looking for them and then like, like, oh, like pay off people who work at restaurants and stuff and be like, hey, if this person comes in, just let me know. Shoot me a text.

[Drew]

Yes.

[India]

Can I get arrested for that?

[Drew]

Yes.

[India]

Media dude. My media of the week is kind of boring because I haven't been watching anything that has more than like 10 frames a minute because I've just been watching all these old ass movies. I rewatched the Muppets in Manhattan. That was fun. I've been watching a bunch of like the older animations. I watched the Land. Or no, I didn't watch the Land Before Time. I didn't want to pay for it. YouTube Premium has a bunch of free old movies. So those ones I've been watching. And then I started watching a new one. I hadn't seen the Devil and Daniel.

[Drew]

Mouse is so awesome. There was one I saw the other day. Like, I think it's literally just called Dinosaurs. And like the eggs are so, like implanted in my brain.

[India]

Is it the puppet ones?

[Drew]

No, they're like, here, let me show you. Dinosaur.

[India]

Oh my God, I want to eat that shit so bad. I want to eat that egg so bad. You know what those now look like to me? The rotten jelly beans. Like that nasty fucking jelly bean pack you could get like, that's a rotten one. It's either tasting like fucking rotten in toilet garbage or toothpaste or garbanzo bean.

[Drew]

Come.

[India]

Ew.

[Drew]

My media is Nirvana. The band, the show, the movie. And I already said it. But Sentimental Values was so good. It was so good. And I would go watch it tonight night again.

[India]

Should we do a double feature?

[Drew]

Well, we can't see Nirvana vanish at the beginning.

[India]

Oh my God, I keep forgetting.

[Drew]

We should go see Sentimental Values. Or would y' all go see Bonia?

[Kai]

I already saw Bonia.

[India]

I'd see Sentimental Value.

[Drew]

Let's go. Let's look at showings and gonna make me cry.

[India]

Oh, my God. Worst person in the world literally made me cry. So crazy. This one I think is.

[Drew]

And then my music.

[Kai]

Is the same director. Yeah.

[India]

And like a lot of the same cast members.

[Drew]

It's so good. It is so good. Bull of the Woods, FM Forest, Elapsed Paradise, Cell. Every one of these. I don't know how to pronounce their names. Hold by Malibu.

[India]

Yes.

[Drew]

All right, thanks for tuning in.

[India]

Yeah, I don't have any music media because I've been listening to the same thing over and over.

[Kai]

So I have media. Pluribus is really good and the chair company is really good. Or chair company is really funny. I think they did a good job at.

[Drew]

How many episodes of Pluribus are out?

[Kai]

I think just three.

[Drew]

I haven't seen the second one yet.

[India]

Oh, wait, is that by the same creator of Breaking Bad?

[Drew]

Yeah, I watched the first one. I'd watch it again tonight if you want to watch it. It's really. It's a cool take on Aliens. I made that up. It's not actually.

[Kai]

It's not. It's about.

[India]

You're lying weed.

[Josh Zieman]

You're literally.

[Drew]

I am lying.

[Kai]

It's actually about weed, Anya.

[India]

No, it's not. And that's not enticing. What is it, 2000 fucking 8? Everything's about weed.

[Drew]

You love weed.

[India]

I love, literally do. Oh, my God. That's my media. My media of the week is I ordered on weed maps. And then I didn't have any money on the debit card I pay with, and I didn't realize I could have used any card. And I went back and forth inside, like three times because then I put money on that debit card, but then it kept declining and I think the guy who was driving knew who I was, and it was humiliating and raining. And that's still not going to stop me from smoking copious amounts of weed.

[Drew]

Yes, I love my stoner girlfriend. My bisexual stoner girlfriend, Yas. My gothic bisexual stoner girlfriend, me in.

[India]

2016, when I got my hands on a dark shade from urban decre decay.

[Drew]

Dark shade of purple.

[India]

Dark shade of purple for the lips. All right, bye.

[Josh Zieman]

Bye.

[Drew]

So, my friend's text. Let's do a quick little weekend getaway. Super chill, right? Famous last words. Suddenly someone's buying a bonfire outfit and apparently there's a boat. Now that's when I pull out my Klarna card. Swipe, done. And if I want it off my plate now, I can pay in full or I can pay later. No IOUs, no stress. Because the Klarna card isn't just a card. It's how you survive. Friends plans. Plus, no credit impact when you apply. Learn more about klarna [e-mail] debit flex card. Pay later plans issued by Web bank. Deposits in your balance account are held at Webbank member FDIC anywhere. Visa is accepted, certain merchant product good and service restrictions apply. Some merchants do not accept virtual cards. Physical car included with a paid KLARNA membership plan.

[India]

This is Sophia Donner from OK Storytime. Are you a creator? This is your moment to elevate your content. Get ready for TikTok's Live Fest 2025, the biggest celebration of creators from around the world. From singing to gaming to dancing, wherever your passions lie, there's an audience waiting for you. Take home real trophies and walk down the red carpet at TikTok's annual awards ceremony. Check out Live Fest2025 on TikTok to find out how you can be part of this global celebration. Let's elevate Live Together.

[Josh Zieman]

A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the country's most elusive serial killers. But it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught. The answers were there, hidden in plain sight. So why did it take so long to catch him? I'm Josh Zieman, and this is Monster Hunting the Long Island Serial Killer, the investigation into the most notorious killer in New York since the Son of Sam. Available listen for free on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Hey there, Dr. Jesse Mills here. I'm the director of the men's Clinic at ucla and I want to tell you about my new podcast called the Mailroom.

[Drew]

And I'm Jordan, the show's producer. And like most guys, I haven't been to the doctor in way too long.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

I'll be asking the questions we probably.

[Drew]

Should be asking, but aren't.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Every week we're breaking down the world of men's health, from testosterone and fitness to diet, diets and fertility. We'll talk science without the jargon and get you real answers to the stuff you actually wonder about. So check out the mailroom on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows.

[Kai]

On this week's episode of the Next Chapter, I, TD Jakes, get to sit down with Oprah Winfrey, a media mogul, philanthropist, and global trailblazer.

[Drew]

I could feel inside myself at four or five years old, looking through the.

[India]

Screen on on the back porch, that.

[Drew]

This is not going to be my life.

[Kai]

Listen to Next chapter on the iHeartRadio Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Episodes drop weekly.

[India]

This is an iHeart podcast.