Period simulator challenge

Summary

Emergency Intercom: Period Simulator Challenge
Hosted by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips | Released: August 30, 2024

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1. Removing the "Cursed" Studio Table [01:44 – 03:29]

The episode kicks off with Drew and Kai reminiscing about their infamous studio table, which they deemed a "cursed object" due to the consistent bad luck it brought during recordings.

Drew (02:08): "We decided the table was actually a cursed object. It had very dark sided energy."

Kai (02:37): "We are positive that table is what was giving us bad luck."

They describe the table's unsettling presence, including unexplained movements during setup and its eerie glow upon entry. Ultimately, they had it removed and donated, leading to a change in their studio dynamics.

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2. Personal Quirks and Anecdotes [03:29 – 08:20]

The hosts delve into their everyday lives, sharing humorous and relatable stories. Enya mentions being "covered in dirt" after mopping, while Kai laments a sand incident involving his shoes.

Enya (03:32): "Now I'm on the floor and I'm covered in dirt."

A lighthearted discussion ensues about the disruption caused by the table removal and their quirky habits, including eating habits and playful banter about nicknames like "munch."

Drew (04:35): "I'm a munch. I'm literally a munch, y'all."

The conversation takes a turn into more sensitive territory as they discuss male anatomy and societal perceptions, expressing discomfort and dislike towards certain aspects while also touching on topics like bisexuality.

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3. Audition Story and the Movie "Y2K" [08:26 – 10:16]

Drew shares a personal story about auditioning for Kyle Mooney's movie "Y2K," which they initially believed they had secured a role in. However, upon seeing the trailer, they realize they weren’t cast, leading to a mix of embarrassment and humor.

Drew (09:45): "The trailer released for the movie. Are we allowed to even say?"

Kai (09:45): "Yeah. This is free promo for talk about movies they audition for."

They reflect on their audition experience, emphasizing their surprise at not landing the role despite their efforts.

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4. Navigating Social Media and Microlearning [10:44 – 16:33]

The hosts transition to discussing the impact of social media on their lives. Kai expresses frustration over a TikTok ad promoting "microlearning" as a way to combat doom scrolling, leading to a broader conversation about digital addiction.

Kai (11:10): "I'm always something, even if it's fucking stupid. Could you teach me something intelligent from a macro?"

Drew shares his experience reducing phone usage, only to find his mental state deteriorated without constant internet engagement.

Drew (32:26): "I cut my phone out of my life...my life literally, like, mentally got exponentially worse without the Internet."

They explore the challenges of disconnecting from digital platforms and the complexities of finding meaningful content online.

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5. The "Run the Gauntlet" Experience [14:07 – 16:33]

Kai introduces "Run the Gauntlet," a website initially known for its gore-filled content, which recently shifted to cringe-inducing videos. The hosts discuss their reactions to the website's transformation, highlighting unsettling and sad content.

Kai (15:00): "The website...the darkest, most gore-coated ever. It was horrible, nasty, dark sided."

Enya recalls a particularly disturbing video involving a game show host's inappropriate behavior, underscoring the cringe factor.

Enya (16:33): "What about that video of me with Dula Peep? ...it was just too funny."

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6. Monistat and Yeast Infection Struggles [43:00 – 50:21]

A significant portion of the episode focuses on Kai's harrowing experience with a yeast infection and the painful ordeal of using Monistat, a common over-the-counter treatment. Kai describes the intense burning sensation and the anxiety it caused.

Kai (43:00): "It felt like mustard gas in my hole. It was crazy."

The discussion highlights the physical and emotional toll of such infections, emphasizing the need for awareness and better treatment options.

Kai (44:43): "Seriously, let's normalize yeast infections."

Drew supports Kai's sentiments, urging listeners to openly discuss and normalize such health issues.

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7. The Period Simulator Challenge [59:00 – 67:15]

In an innovative segment, Enya introduces the "Period Simulator," a device designed to mimic the pain of menstrual cramps. The hosts experiment with the machine, sharing their experiences and comparing the sensations to real period symptoms.

Kai (59:22): "It just, like...node that the word vulva is gonna make me cry."

Drew (66:18): "Like, I've been doing this, like, all day, every day."

The segment serves as both a comedic and educational tool, allowing the hosts to empathize with menstrual pain and spark conversations about gender-specific health issues.

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8. Final Discussions and Wrap-Up [67:15 – End]

As the episode concludes, the hosts reflect on their discussions, touching upon broader societal topics like the wage gap and political frustrations, all while maintaining their signature comedic tone.

Kai (69:20): "The wage gap too, on top of all."

They emphasize the importance of understanding and supporting each other's experiences, both physical and emotional, rounding off the episode with a blend of humor and heartfelt dialogue.

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Notable Quotes:

• Drew (02:08): "We decided the table was actually a cursed object. It had very dark sided energy."

• Kai (10:16): "We will say nothing negative. I think I already did though."

• Kai (43:00): "It felt like mustard gas in my hole. It was crazy."

• Drew (44:43): "Seriously, let's normalize yeast infections."

• Enya (59:21): "Do you guys ever get the live stream of the guy with the huge belly that's like a spherical big belly?"

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Conclusion

In the "Period Simulator Challenge" episode, Emergency Intercom hosts Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips skillfully blend humor with candid discussions about personal struggles, societal issues, and innovative experiments. From removing a "cursed" table to navigating the pitfalls of social media and tackling sensitive health topics like yeast infections and menstrual pain, the episode offers a rich tapestry of relatable content. Not only does it entertain, but it also fosters important conversations, making it a valuable listen for both longtime fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[Drew]

Hey, why does it feel like it's been like three months since we recorded Where Am I? You're in the kitchen.

[Kai]

Oh, okay.

[Drew]

Oh my God. Oh my God. Bruh.

[Kai]

Now we're in our studio, guys. It's a studio.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah.

[Enya]

And they got rid of the. We usually have a nice big table for me, but now I'm on the floor.

[Drew]

I was gonna say that was my first topic. So we got rid of the infamous heavy emphasis on the infamous damn. I tore actually like low key actually. And that table we decided was actually a cursed object. It had very dark sided energy.

[Kai]

What fucked up is like I wish you were joking, but both of us literally are. We are positive that table is what was giving us bad luck.

[Drew]

It was demonic, like borderline. Like it was very, very creepy. And and like also like thinking about like the store we bought it from how like it doesn't exist. Like we cannot find the store we bought it from. And like also the. It was like it was like glowing like lit up when we walked in.

[Kai]

And it was like. I know. It was like literally the first table like in the middle of this store, it was like the ugliest table ever. We bought it when we were like 19 and 20. We were like, this table.

[Drew]

It's so mid century.

[Kai]

This table. It was the ugliest table ever. And we. Every time we did an episode, it was like the mission of Drew moved in the morning when we like were setting up. And then I would move it back when we were done setting up and it was just driving me crazy.

[Drew]

So £300.

[Kai]

We had someone take it. We had it removed and it's sitting in a donation shop somewhere in la because we had a task rabbit take it and it's.

[Enya]

Yeah, now I'm on the floor and I'm covered in dirt.

[Kai]

So I actually just mopped this floor yesterday.

[Enya]

Okay. There's a little bit of dirt.

[Kai]

Yeah. From you. Because you're so old, you're dusting away.

[Drew]

Let's not forget about the sand in the shoe incident, actually. Roll that clip.

[Kai]

I love them so much. They have this square, almost frog like toe detail. Kai, there's sand falling out of your shoe.

[Drew]

Literally fell out of your sneaker.

[Kai]

Sands fell out of Kai's shoe.

[Drew]

That was actually. That was a band aid. A three year old band.

[Kai]

It's so funny saying, roll that clip and it's Kai who has to insert it.

[Drew]

So the dust is coming from inside. The call is coming from inside the house.

[Kai]

The dust is coming from inside the body.

[Drew]

The dust is coming from inside the shoe.

[Kai]

Yeah. Now we don't have a table and we've been eating at the counters. I mean, we eat in the living room anyway. Yeah, you don't eat. I mean, you eat in your bed. I eat in the living room.

[Drew]

Well, I always eat in bed. Hello.

[Kai]

Like, you mean you're eating like.

[Drew]

Oh, you ate box munching on box and shit.

[Enya]

Oh, yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, I'm a munch.

[Kai]

Munch.

[Drew]

I'm a munch. I'm literally a munch, y' all. Hashtag Munch, hashtag Munich. Munch. What is Munich?

[Kai]

Munich, I think, is a place in.

[Drew]

Life and a tunic is a shirt. But isn't that also a dude that like, forcibly had his balls removed?

[Enya]

Oh, a eunuch.

[Drew]

Eunuch.

[Kai]

Yeah, that's a person.

[Enya]

It's someone who gets their nuts absolutely removed.

[Drew]

I showed Kya a video of this dude with. Really?

[Kai]

Do people have. Do people have to do that, like when they have a disease or something or.

[Enya]

It was like they used to do it to boys back in like medieval times so that they could always have high pitched voices to sing.

[Kai]

Really?

[Enya]

I think so.

[Drew]

And then also it was like a torture tactic too. It was like, oh, you fucked up. Like, we're taking your balls.

[Kai]

We gotta get back to that Ewa. Oh, my God.

[Enya]

Is that what you showed me? Yeah. That's insane.

[Kai]

I actually. Repulsive. That is disgusting.

[Enya]

We'll insert it.

[Drew]

We literally can't, bro.

[Kai]

It was a man's nasty balls. Ew. Ew.

[Drew]

Yo, they're like, literally 23 inches long. Like, it's really. It's really unbelievable. But when I saw that video, I went on the deep dive on his account because I was like, is he, like, stretching his ball somehow? Like, what? Like, how did he do this? And he claims it's all natural. Like, like he was born with it. It's not a defect. Like, all of, like, the doctors you've been to are like, yeah, you just got really low. Hang. Let your nuts hang. You got. Let your nuts hang. I mean, that's personified.

[Kai]

There's like, this is completely different. But there is this disease that I recently found out about. I don't know the name of it, but it's like your body can't produce enough. No, keep going. Finish that.

[Drew]

Just like the India disease. Like, if you have it, you're so beautiful.

[Kai]

Yeah, exactly.

[Drew]

Yeah. So, like, we all have it.

[Kai]

Oh, no, no. It's very rare. It's very, very rare. Yeah, but it's like this disease that stops your production of collagen. So there's this baby I saw on Tick Tock that their baby, like, looks much older than it is. And it's because it's something to do with the collagen or like, the muscles in your face, like, don't have enough strength to keep up your skin. I wish.

[Drew]

I remember, like, super sag.

[Kai]

Yeah. So I wonder if that happened to that person's ball.

[Drew]

Is. It's possible. But yeah. I went on a deep dive in that video. Literally made me cry laughing. Because he's supposed to be like, a football player and he's like a lineman and he's really insecure about it, so he's reclaiming it. So he posts. Posts that video. Yeah. Of his really long balls.

[Kai]

I mean, like, I feel bad because I'm not helping because they actually made me, like, really angry.

[Drew]

Like, well, you just, like, don't like balls. Like, you really don't like men.

[Enya]

I don't like balls either, to be honest.

[Drew]

I love balls, dude.

[Kai]

Something like the male anatomy is just so fucking nasty. Like, they could have. I don't know. There needs to be a rework we.

[Drew]

Were made in God's image. Like, all of us. We're all beautiful in our own ways. And that's why I'm very anti looks maxing.

[Kai]

And God had bad body dysphoria. And he was like, I'm disgusting. I'm disgusting. I'm just gonna make this. I'm disgusting. And then we have men. But I love men, guys. Love, love, love. Everybody knows that about me. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals.

[Drew]

I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I don't like bisexuals. I do not like bisexuals. I do not like bisexuals.

[Kai]

Thank God I'm straight as, or else I'd be really hurt.

[Drew]

Okay, well, guys, I know we've talked about it a bunch in the past, but there was a moment in mine and in his lives where together, we thought everything was gonna change. We. I'll, like, give you some backstory for some clarity. But basically, we auditioned for this movie that we genuinely thought, like, oh, we got the part. Like, we literally got the part. Like, we were driving home, listening to what was the song?

[Kai]

You know, what's crazy is, like, we're done. You got the music in me. What's crazy is we felt that, but I don't even think we did that good.

[Drew]

Terrible.

[Kai]

We didn't think we did good. That's the craziest part. We didn't walk away from that audition being like, that's the best audition I've ever done. It was. I think it was one of our first auditions we've ever done.

[Drew]

It was my first one.

[Kai]

It was maybe my, like, second third one that I, like, actually did. And I was like, I want this. I did not do good. I remember walking on being like, we did not eat.

[Drew]

We.

[Kai]

That wasn't good.

[Drew]

We did not eat. But the trailer released for the movie. Are we allowed to even say? I'm like, yeah. This is free promo for talk about.

[Kai]

Like, movies they audition for.

[Drew]

Yeah. It was Y2K by Kyle Mooney. And I swore to God, like, seeing who they casted versus, like, what I looked like when I auditioned, like, oh, my God, that is, like, the most embarrassing thing I've ever.

[Kai]

Wait, I didn't see. I still haven't seen the trailer.

[Drew]

I watched the trailer. It looks okay. Like, I was supposed to be in the movie. I was supposed to be in the video.

[Kai]

Supposed to be in the music video.

[Drew]

Yeah, I was.

[Kai]

I was in the video. I was just busy.

[Drew]

I was just.

[Kai]

I was supposed to be in the movie. I was just busy working on the greatest podcast of all time. I just couldn't make it into my schedule.

[Drew]

Emergency intercom. Guys. Today I feel like. Like it's going to be a wholesome episode. Yeah, like I have really good vibes today. Like really just like baseline average episode.

[Kai]

We will say nothing negative. I think I already did though. You just yelled. I don't like bisexuals for screamed.

[Enya]

I hate bisexual people.

[Drew]

Yeah, well, that one minute, not negative.

[Kai]

That's like.

[Drew]

That is literally like a known thing by everybody in the world.

[Enya]

That's more just like an objective observation.

[Drew]

Exact. Exactly.

[Kai]

Well, I have been getting this ad on TikTok that is really freaking me out and scrolling. No, not even that. Somebody is capitalizing on that and was like, instead of doom scrolling, you should start micro learning. And it's an app. I. I don't know.

[Drew]

That ad got me. I subscribe.

[Kai]

You got it? What is it?

[Drew]

It's impulse.

[Kai]

What is it?

[Drew]

It's like a. Like a brain teaser thing.

[Kai]

Like are you learning facts and stuff or.

[Drew]

I don't know if it's the same one, but it's like. It's really hard to explain. It's just like brain games.

[Kai]

Well, the ad I got looked like an AI person on stage doing a TED talk. Like I couldn't tell if it was a real video.

[Drew]

Did you say that?

[Kai]

No, I wish I did. But I bet if I look up microlearning, I can find it, but I just can't. Wait, what was it? It was like, stop scrolling and start micro learning. I'm gonna take my macro of knowledge right now. Are you fucking kidding me? I personally feel like I'm always something, even if it's fucking stupid. Could you teach me something intelligent from a macro? What macro am I going to get of knowledge? Microlearning. What, Mike? Like microscopic piece of knowledge can you give me that's going to make me feel better about being on my phone?

[Drew]

Okay. The T is is like, why are we microlearning? Like math and microlearning, reading and microlearning new languages. What we should be microlearning is how to love one another and how to be.

[Enya]

That makes sense to me.

[Drew]

Present in the moment and grateful for everything that we have.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

And really like using perspective to our. Perspective to our advantages. Yeah. And really using it to our advantage to like. Yeah. Just love ourselves.

[Kai]

The thing is, I do feel like I learn a lot from tick tock. But even last night there's this Weather channel guy who I watch. I think you, you watch him too. Wait, let me make sure. I think you've seen this guy. He's like the Drew Gooden of weather.

[Drew]

The drifts were so high.

[Kai]

Weather box.

[Drew]

No, I've never seen him.

[Kai]

What, this guy?

[Drew]

No, no.

[Kai]

Dude, I'm obsessed with him because he talks about weather phenomenons, but he goes into extreme detail of like showing maps, how to read maps. Like every time before he gets into like footage and stuff, he goes on a deep dive of like the maps and like what the meteorologists and everybody were seeing as it was coming in and as the forecast was being developed.

[Drew]

My favorite.

[Kai]

But then I had a moment last night where I was looking at him. I was like, he could be saying anything to me right now and I would just believe it. Like he's never been like, yeah, I have a PhD and blah blah, blah. Like I went to school for this and I. But I do believe him and I do think he knows what the he's talking about. But I was like, it's kind of how sometimes I just say on here without second guessing whether it's true or not and then I'll see a comment where like damn, she really is dumb. She just repeats everything. I'm like, yes, because I just see stuff on the dunning on correct or on YouTube and I repeat it.

[Drew]

The one literally Dunning Kruger effect personified.

[Kai]

What is that?

[Drew]

It's like where you like hear one thing about like a topic and then you think you're an expert on it. Much grateful very. Thanks much grateful very.

[Kai]

What is that? Probably.

[Drew]

So the runthegauntlet.com was a website that was like gore coded that you would like see a video and it would be the most gory thing and that's level one. And then, and once you finished it you got to go to level two. And it was just really, really like the bottom barrel, like darkest, most like gore coated ever. It was horrible, nasty, dark sided, evil energy and vibes. Well, the website like sometime recently made like a cringe version of Run the Gauntlet. So it was like Run the Gauntlet, but it's like cringe videos. So it was like to get to the next level you would have to like watch this cringe video all the way through and Me. And then you started, like, playing it last night. And, like, it's not that hard to do because, like, yeah, some of the.

[Kai]

Videos aren't even cringy. They just make me really sad. I'm just like, oh. Like, I don't get that feeling. Like, oh. There was, like, one video, but I've seen clips from this. It's like this really weird TV show host for a game show in the 70s who, like, kept trying to kiss the, like, young girls who were on it. And that I've seen on Tick Tock, because I've seen a lot of people talk about how common that was even in the 70s. Whatever. Whatever. That was awful to watch. But the rest of it was just sad. It was like kid pranking his dad and his dad, like, not reacting.

[Drew]

Yeah. Like throwing a water balloon at him. But there was one where buzzfeed literally went on stage and had, like, won an award.

[Kai]

A Webby.

[Drew]

Yeah, a Webby Award. And there. There was five of them or four of them or something, and they each said one word, and it was much grateful, very thanks. And that was their acceptance.

[Kai]

Did it. And then just walked off stage and said nothing else. And me and Drew were like, was that, like, much?

[Enya]

It's like a dojo.

[Kai]

Yeah. Yeah. It was, like, very. Like, it was, like.

[Drew]

So I say much, you say grateful. Much grateful. Oh, y' all no use.

[Enya]

Pointed at me and said, grateful.

[Drew]

I know. Much grateful, Very thanks. Like, that really sick. That's how it went. Except there was a fourth person.

[Enya]

Pretty dirty.

[Drew]

But that's our new.

[Kai]

It was really, really bad.

[Drew]

Like, yeah, there isn't, like, it wasn't, like, too intense, but there were a few videos on there that, like, really cringy. Like, creepy, bro.

[Kai]

The thing is, like, I can't think of anything that really makes me cringe like that anymore.

[Enya]

What about that video of me with Dula Peep?

[Kai]

No, that just makes me laugh really hard. That doesn't make me cringe. Even when I first saw it. I don't know if I cringed at it as much as I was just like, this is amazing. Like, I cannot believe this. Like, seeing you in the background. Like, didn't we all send it in the group chat? Yeah, that was evil. That was a bit evil, but, like, it was just too funny. Also, who got it on their timeline? Was it me or Josh?

[Drew]

I don't remember. I think we all did separate.

[Kai]

Like, it all got on all our timelines, so they wanted us to see that. And that's an amazing video.

[Enya]

Okay. Sick.

[Kai]

Like, Honestly?

[Enya]

Yeah. I'm low key proud of it.

[Kai]

Well, somebody played my remix of Everything Is Embarrassing at a club.

[Enya]

Oh, I saw.

[Drew]

No way.

[Kai]

I have to try and find it.

[Drew]

Is that what you wanted to show me a couple days ago? Oh, my God, that is so lit.

[Kai]

Someone literally played it.

[Drew]

How'd they get the full one?

[Kai]

I don't know. Like, I think somebody might have taken it from the episode and tried to, like, discern, like, our voices overlapping it. Because that, like, full cut of it is an app.

[Drew]

Yeah. Unless. Did we, like, upload it somewhere or something?

[Kai]

No, we never uploaded it. Because I'm like, people like it, but, like, it. Something about it embarrasses me. Like, I'm like, oh, my God, I can't believe that. It's like, the Tay K Diss track. Like, I understand. It's like, we did it because it was funny and we were trolling and whatever, but it became such a staple in our Internet lore that when I hear it, like, it does something to my body.

[Drew]

Oh, that's, like, ever, ever, ever hate Tay K Diss track or your.

[Kai]

No, I like your part of it. But hearing myself, I'm just like, oh, my God.

[Drew]

Like, no, it's iconic. It's forever, forever iconic.

[Kai]

It was fun. And it's crazy that we made that because I just got stuck in Texas. Like, I wasn't. That wasn't supposed to happen. I was on a layover from LA to Miami or vice versa or something, and I got stuck in Texas because of storms. And then I went to your house.

[Drew]

And we proceeded to make a smash hit in my history. Yeah, we made history with Apple headphones.

[Kai]

Wait, wait, wait. Inspired a generation today that it was somebody, like, trying to sing. Oh, it was a part of that cringe compilation. Somebody had a cheese. See, like, this stuff isn't cringy to me. It's like this girl made a version of Fancy by Iggy Azalea. But about Cheesecake Factory, I'm like, that's really cute. Like, they were bored. They just made it for the franchise. Like, it's sweet, but the way she was rapping over the beat, literally, I was like, drew, this is what you sound like when you first get on a beat and you're trying to, like, figure out your spot on it.

[Drew]

Yeah. And then also trying to, like, repeat, like, melodies that people feed to me is, like, literally impossible.

[Kai]

That is literally, like, the worst thing for Drew. If Drew was in a situation where someone had a gun to his head and they were like, all you have to do to be free is repeat exactly what I'm about to say to you back to me. With the same tone, he would add 18 words.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's impossible. It's impossible. And I can't read out loud.

[Kai]

It's because you're so original.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

You don't believe in saying other people's thoughts.

[Drew]

I'm different.

[Enya]

I will say on your Charlie remix, you, like, fighting the beat is honestly kind of.

[Drew]

No, it's horror. Like, that's the thing is I'm. I'm different. Like, I did my own fucking.

[Enya]

It's kind of like a scammer flow.

[Drew]

Like, yeah, I was offbeat on purpose. Like, what is it, Blueface, baby. Yeah, I'm very similar.

[Kai]

Did I. Wait, what was it? It was like the read the email part. Like, I said, you like. I was like, oh, you could say it like this. And you're like, okay, okay, okay. And you did it. And you, like, three works words that you overlapped where you're supposed to stop. And then for the next one, it was so hard for you to, like. You're like, oh, I'm going to keep that. And then to hit the next line, you had to jump in so fast that you kept doing, and you're like, fuck.

[Drew]

God fucking damn it.

[Kai]

Damn it.

[Drew]

God damn it. I'm going to fucking lose my shit.

[Kai]

That's also the funny thing about you is, like, I know you well enough that when you are, like, frustrated with something, when you, like, yell fuck like that, it's not coming from a serious place. Like, it's not real anger. But you are so quick to do something, you're like, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, you did the other night.

[Drew]

Because I almost killed those we saw Alien.

[Kai]

Were you talking about in the car?

[Drew]

No, I was talking about when we were going to the gym yesterday, and I, like, pulled out and almost killed us, bro. Like, it was so scary. And I was like, I'm going to.

[Kai]

Lose a fast enough road that we would have died. He pulled out because this car randomly pulled out at the same time and almost T boned us. And Drew freaked the fuck out. And I don't even remember what you yell.

[Drew]

I said, I'm going to lose my fucking shit. I'm going to lose my fucking mind. I'm going to fucking kill myself. But it's not real.

[Kai]

I know it's not real, but I was talking about after Alien, Romulus, Drew, we were all trying to figure out, like, how the characters were related to each other. And we all had our own theory Went into his room for, like, an hour and came back. He was like, okay to, like me, and Josh was like, okay. I know. I know how all the characters are related. So we're standing in the kitchen with him, and he's, like, going on, and we keep budding, and we're like, wait, are you talking about this character or this character? Because we also don't know any of the characters.

[Drew]

Know their names.

[Kai]

We don't know any of their names. So we're all trying to, like, discern what Drew's saying to us. And at one point, he. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm gonna have a fucking stroke. I can't do this. I literally can't do this. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go back to my room. Oh, my God. I did, like, stop the police.

[Drew]

More like, oh, my God, I'm gonna have a fucking stroke. I need to leave, like, now. I need to go.

[Kai]

I ran to his room and I went. He was just standing in there like this.

[Drew]

Like, I literally, like, had a stroke, bro.

[Kai]

You were rebooting, bro.

[Drew]

I literally lost my shit. And it wasn't funny until, like, three minutes later because I was like. It's actually so frustrating when I can't, like, verbalize my thoughts, which is like, 95% of my fucking life. It drives me insane.

[Kai]

But I understand you.

[Drew]

You get me. You get me.

[Kai]

We get each other.

[Drew]

Exactly, Exactly. Well, my. I was talking to my mom the other day on the phone, and, like, I've just, like, never, like, heard her dating history, which, like, I was always curious about because, like, my mom was, like, a baddie when she was younger. Like, she was a heartbreaker. She still is. Still is. Like, I cannot believe she's, what, 60? I think she's 60. 72, actually.

[Kai]

Your mom's out 70?

[Drew]

Yeah, she's 72. And she looks that good. She's, like, eating down. But no, she was, like, a little heartbreaker. And she's told me one story that always, like, cracked me up. But one of them was, like, she was on a date with a dude that she really, really, like. Like, it was like one of the first times they were meeting. Like, he had, like, a brand new nice ass truck, and, like, he was just gorgina grande. They, like, went to dinner. They did the whole thing. Like, it was. It was a great night. And on the drive home, she watched him pick his nose on both sides and pull out the biggest fucking boogers and then wipe them on the side of his brand new truck seat and when she was getting out, she went over to his side and looked at the side of his seat and it was covered. So she immediately, like, cut it off. But this one was a new story that, like, literally had me crying, laughing. So basically I was, like, talking about Josiah and, like, how he's had a lot of stomach pain. And she was like, oh, my God. Like, I once, like, went on a date with a guy and they, like, went to the dinner, like, they had a good ass meal, and they go out to the car and he, like, starts doubling over in pain because, like, my mom didn't know why. And she, like, he was, like, doubled over, like, about to throw up. He was sweating and he was super pale. And she was like, what the fuck is going on? Like, this went on for, like, three minutes. And then eventually, like, he got so embarrassed, and he was so embarrassed to tell my mom this, but he was like, I have ibs. And my mom literally was so cringed out at a guy having IBS that she broke up with him. It was like, no, like, I don't want anything to do with that.

[Kai]

That is so funny. Also so awesome. Like, how quickly she decided not to be involved with a man off of some like that. Like.

[Drew]

If you have ibs, like, you're gross, like, you're nasty.

[Kai]

I will say, like, I guess that would tap back in to the thing of, like, if I was with a man and he always had a stomach issue, it would annoy the out of me because, like, I'm the one with the stomach issues.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

My tummy, like, my stomach hurts. My stomach hurts. I don't know if I have ibs, though. That is so funny. The boogers one is even grosser, though. The IBS one is just funny.

[Drew]

Her being like, no, no.

[Kai]

Also, okay, I know IBS is, like, hurts, but to be doubling over like, that. Is IBS that serious for some people.

[Drew]

Some people, yeah. Also like, ibs, I need to clarify, is gay. It's a very gay thing to have. And if you're a man with ibs, come out of the closet.

[Kai]

Is that one of the signs?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Oh, I didn't know that. Don't you have ibs?

[Drew]

Nope. I just have constipation, babe. There's a difference.

[Kai]

There's a huge difference. I still don't. Oh, is it irritable bowel syndrome?

[Drew]

Ew, dude, the word bowel is so.

[Kai]

My bowel.

[Drew]

My bowels and stinky bowels. My bowels have a turd lodged in it. The twink belly. The twink pouch. That's how you know they have turd loaded in the chamber. See if they have that little pouch.

[Kai]

Dude, I hate that so much. Well, I've stayed up late enough for the past week that I've seen people starting their morning routines on Tik Tok. Like, It'll be like 4am my time, and I'm watching somebody upload like three seconds ago. And it's somebody who I see in the daytime usually. And it's like two days after they upload. And I see them freshly being like, I'm gonna make my coffee before I go to school. And I'm just like, but it's not time to go to bed. There's also this one girl who I think she lives on the east coast because it always happens around 4 or 5am our time. She lays in her bed and is like on live stream, talking, like doing like an early, early morning live stream. And it freaks me out because I'm just like, dude, I cannot believe that for her, she's. She's been asleep. Sleep. Like she actually cares about herself and went to sleep early and has the will and the lust for life to wake up early and like get on live stream and just be up with the sun. I don't think I'll ever be somebody who wants to wake up early.

[Drew]

I love waking up with the sun.

[Kai]

It's just not. It's too many hours in the day because then by 3pm I'm losing my mind.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Do you guys ever get the live stream of the guy with the huge belly that's like a spherical big belly?

[Kai]

Oh, I think all the time.

[Drew]

And he starts drawing all over his body with marker, like the names of donators.

[Kai]

It's so dense.

[Enya]

It looks very hard.

[Drew]

I want to know how they get that because it's definitely like shit that they're eating. Like they might.

[Kai]

It has to just be alcohol. Like every time I see a belly.

[Drew]

Like that stiff and like beer belly vibe.

[Kai]

Oh, like, it just looks like it hurts.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's definitely like a feeder kink, though.

[Enya]

It looks like a four belly.

[Drew]

Yeah. Yeah. He likes getting big and filled and stuff. You like.

[Kai]

Why do beer bellies are like. Why are they so stiff and like dense? What is the science there? Is it like calcium buildup on your lining?

[Drew]

I don't know.

[Kai]

Like, that's what I imagine. It's like your body is like your stomach lining is burning constantly from the amount of alcohol you put in it. And your stomach.

[Enya]

Something to do with like retaining water. And like your. Your body just Gets super saturated with water.

[Drew]

So I'm gonna become a feeder, y' all.

[Kai]

You are?

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm gonna become one where I feed.

[Kai]

Oh, you feed other people?

[Drew]

Yeah, until they die.

[Enya]

Do you have someone that you want to feed yet?

[Drew]

Yes. You?

[Enya]

Okay.

[Drew]

I want to get you nice and big.

[Enya]

I would love that. Are we starting today?

[Drew]

Because we started months ago. That's why you're so big right now.

[Enya]

I was wondering about that.

[Kai]

I cannot believe feeders are real, dude. Like, we have gone too far. We just.

[Enya]

Just.

[Kai]

There has to be an end to possibilities. There just has to be an end. We've, like, made it past the point of, like, people just making up new fetishes that are really crazy and weird and, like, harmful. And we need to go back. We need to, like, backlog. And also, I know this is a constant joke online where it's like, oh, men need to go back to doing construction. And, like, no more podcasters, no more this, but nobody talks about. We need more whimsical jobs. Like, where are the shoe cobblers?

[Drew]

Where's the. Who's a shoe cobbler collector?

[Kai]

Yeah, like, I want stuff like that. Like, oh, somebody who goes into the forest for a few months. Like, we need more whimsical jobs. No, more like, oh, like, industrial. Like, go build a house. Like, okay, no, I want something whimsical. Like, I need to meet somebody who. I'm like, wow, your work is whimsical.

[Drew]

Like, making flower bouquets?

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a florist. I think that's actually one of the things I wrote down was, like, for the whimsical jobs, I think people need. So y' all feel free to take this. Oh, like a chocolatier.

[Drew]

Like, no, no.

[Kai]

Hell, like, I'm a chocolatier.

[Drew]

Have you seen that one? Fucking creepy ass chocolatier. I think he's like, the Ghirardelli. Like, lead chocolatier or whatever, bro. He is so horny.

[Kai]

Oh, oh, the freaky, like, European guy.

[Drew]

No, no, no. I fuck with him. That makes, like, the big.

[Kai]

Like, I don't like.

[Drew]

No, that shit is mind blowing. And it's structurally, like, it literally blows my mind.

[Kai]

Smiley. Like, it feels very.

[Enya]

Like there's something that feels AI generated about those videos.

[Kai]

That's what saying, like, a pure white.

[Drew]

With him, y' all. Like, he's. He's rich from building chocolate.

[Kai]

Wait, who are you talking about?

[Drew]

The Ghirardelli, like, lead chocolatier. He's like the new guy. He's like the young, hot guy on the Block.

[Kai]

Oh, no.

[Drew]

And he is so horny. There's like a Ghirardelli like museum where like there's 40 foot screens of him like making chocolate and like licking it all sensually. And there's like commercials of him, like, literally chocolate on like, like the tv. It's like crazy Ghirardelli chocolate here.

[Kai]

You don't talk about him, right?

[Drew]

No, I with.

[Kai]

I love him.

[Drew]

That's what's his nuts.

[Kai]

He made the Dubai chocolate. Are you talking about him? This is the guy. I don't.

[Drew]

No, I with.

[Kai]

I hate him.

[Drew]

He's advanced.

[Kai]

He is freaky. He smiles too much.

[Drew]

No, he's advanced.

[Kai]

I really wish I knew who you were talking about because the person you're talking about doesn't exist. And you made them up.

[Drew]

I can't find them either. I can't open Tick tock.

[Kai]

You mean Lint?

[Drew]

Yes, this guy. Oh, it's Lynn Lint. It's not Garadelli. It's Lint, y' all. He's like, he wants to like, it feels like.

[Kai]

It feels like they hired him. Like, it doesn't feel like he actually be like. Like he's around making chocolate.

[Drew]

Yeah, he's like the face of it or some like an ambassador.

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah, he. He's not. He's not a chocolatier. This isn't his life. He's like, hey.

[Drew]

Rizzing up the chocolate.

[Kai]

Yeah, no, he's not really about it. I don't like the smiley guy though. Like the guy who makes all the big. He like. Oh, it freaks me out. It gives me the same feeling as like the people who throw the balloons full of water onto spikes. Like, that's why imagine is behind the camera is that guy. Like, I imagine he's the one like throwing all the glass bottles orbeez downstairs.

[Drew]

Those channels are making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, like by rolling bottles of dye off the roof. And I'm going to start one.

[Kai]

I want to watch them all. I don't care. Yeah, I used to follow an account that used to post it, but it was a re upload account, so I got scammed. Every time I would see their videos on my timeline, it'd be the same three videos intertwined with one new video. And they would get me every time because I would watch it.

[Drew]

Yeah, that. That is advanced, right? It. Let's break the silence. Okay, so I've been talking about it for like the last three weeks, but I cut my phone out of my life, like for the most part. And I did really good about it. I was like logging. I went from like logging 10 hours a day to like 2 1/2 hours a day on my phone. Like, I went absolutely ballistic. And I have like a like 20 day fucking streak on like opening TikTok less than five times. Instagram less than five times. YouTube less than five times. Da da da da da da da da. Y' all my life literally, like, mentally got exponentially worse without the Internet. Like, truly, I'm not kidding. Like, I really fell down like this. I. I don't know if I was just like going through withdrawal and I was just like losing my. But the second. Because on Sundays I was like, this last Sunday I decided that I was going to like, let myself scroll on Tik Tok as much as I wanted to so I could, like, just come up with topics. Because, like, a way I do that is like, I'll scroll through like Tik Tok, Instagram or Twitter and just like, I'll see something that spurs an idea so I can talk about it. Will. Like, I've talked about this before, but when I cut Soda out of my life, like, nothing changed. Like, literally nothing changed other than the fact that I wanted soda. Like, and I was like, sad that I didn't have soda in my life. Like, I didn't feel healthier, I didn't feel like more cognitively, cognitively aware. I didn't feel less cloudy. Like, I. The only thing that I noticed is that, like, soda was missing from my life. It's literally the exact same thing when I cut, like, TikTok, Instagram, YouTube out, like, nothing changed. Like, if anything, like, I became exponentially, like, more recluse and like, I had nothing to ever talk about. So basically, Cocaine Phone, that's. That's basically what I'm saying is like, there's Kale Phone. Cocaine Phone. Kale Phone is like, it's literally just for texting and phone calls. Cocaine Phone is like, you utilize it to its fullest potential. Use every app, all that. So that's my vibe is Cocaine Phone. I've decided.

[Kai]

Yeah, I just don't know. Like, I'm pretty sure. I'm sure the rumors about my phone being bad for me are true. I believe you, but I don't believe you.

[Drew]

I literally don't care.

[Kai]

I just, I don't. It's like people who cut out caffeine. Okay, like, you're better, I guess. Like, what? I just. If it's something I've been doing for this long already, I'm used to where my Brain's at, like, getting rid of it. I don't think it's gonna make me happier. Also, it's like that ongoing joke you always say is, like, oh, I'm taking less time with my phone so I could focus on my other screen.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

No, literally, that's all that really happens, is, like, you focus on something else. And, yes, you can read, because we are readers, but I'm gonna read a book all day, every day.

[Drew]

I'm a. No, no, I'm not a reader. I'm a breeder. I breed. I breed.

[Kai]

You breed animals?

[Drew]

No, I plant my seed.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

There's only three.

[Kai]

Wait, if you let go, is it gonna fall?

[Enya]

I don't know.

[Drew]

No, it's. It's. It's still.

[Enya]

Are you sure?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

But do you see how I, like, I spring into action to fix a potential problem.

[Drew]

That was like, dad and very masculine. Yeah, that was dad.

[Enya]

Very masculine.

[Drew]

Like, it was.

[Enya]

It was like no one could see on the camera, but I athletically, like, jumped to go.

[Kai]

It was kind of slow because the fall was a little slow.

[Enya]

It was actually very quick and athletic. It's actually very quick.

[Kai]

Well, with you saying that, it made me think. Last night, I decided that we need conspiracy theorists to start working on the opposite end. Like, the base of your conspiracy theorists can still be that the government is, like, against us. That can still stand. Actually, no. As I'm saying this, I'm realizing that this does exist, but it does more harm than good. But I was going to be like. Instead of people saying, like, climate change is going to kill us, blah, blah, blah, blah, we need to do this. This is that. Why isn't it the opposite of, like, microplastics aren't real. Climate change isn't real. They want you to buy more AC and they want you to buy reusable bottles, and they want you to buy all this stuff, and actually, we're all fine and it's all good, but it's not all fine. It's not all good.

[Drew]

It's not all fine, and it's not all good. Well, we saw Alien Romulus, and that movie was lit. I literally loved every goddamn second of it. And it feels like we're so back. Definitely, by far and large, the best one since Aliens. I'd say it goes Alien Aliens, and then Alien Romulus. It's my top three.

[Kai]

I liked it, but I decided, like, if they made an Alien movie where, like, like, the alien was coming of age and deciding, like, how its actions affected other people and got And I would like it.

[Enya]

We need a. We need a low concept. A 24 aliens.

[Kai]

I need, like, a Francis. Ha.

[Enya]

Yes.

[Kai]

Like, I need, like, the aliens. Am I going to college? What am I doing after college?

[Drew]

Or the perks of being an alien.

[Kai]

Yeah, like. Like, I need that because as we were watching it, I am not like a big sci fi person. When I was younger, I definitely enjoyed that, like, side of movies more because I had, like, an older brother who liked that stuff. But I just, like, it doesn't capture me and capture my heart and soul. And I'm like, I'm not a suspense person. I'm realizing, because the movie was really good, but it's like, with action movies and just things of that nature, like, I don't enjoy the suspense. If anything, I'm like, oh, learn your lesson already. Like, get to going. Like, get moving. Like, I need to see character development in the next 30 minutes. And then you need to write a book. Why don't you write a book? Like, write a book in the movie. I want to see that. Like, I want you to little woman this movie right now. And I just like girl stuff. I like shopping movies and, like, product clothes and kitchen and Devil Wears Prada. Yeah.

[Drew]

Tampons.

[Kai]

I was gonna post this on my story the other day, but I hate when I post something being ironic on my story and some replies thinking they aha'd me. Like, are you. Come on. I said I'm for real. The devil who. Who wears Prada or whatever they say now. And I wanted to say that on my story, but I'm like, someone's gonna reply and be like, don't tell me you haven't seen Devil Wears Prada, bitch.

[Drew]

No. Worth 12 literally came out. We're 12 steps ahead in every The.

[Enya]

The aliens are really sexually attractive in those movies. I think we were talking about this last night, right?

[Drew]

Yeah. No, I literally want to have sex with a xenomorph. Like, unironically. Unironically. I would bang a xenomorph. I'd let it stick its, like, mouth, head, tongue deep inside my secondary mouth.

[Enya]

Eating your butt?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Crazy.

[Kai]

Well, Monistat, count your days. Monistat. Monistat. You were going to hell, Monistat. Something's wrong with you. We need to take that off the shelf.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

But also it works. So I guess, whatever. It's a small price to pay. Your baby's gonna burn. That's literally. I experienced.

[Drew]

That was you.

[Kai]

I was burning. Burning to catch up. Monistat is a yeast Infection medicine.

[Enya]

Oh, I know. I know all about Monistat, by the way.

[Kai]

Oh, because you put it in your butt.

[Enya]

I'm just. I'm very up to date as far as, like, what women are.

[Kai]

If someone made me mad. Next time someone makes me out, I'm gonna be like, oh, do you want me to make you a matcha with, like, a cold foam on it? And I'm gonna put the monostat cream all on it, like, cold foam, and sprinkle matcha on it and give it to them.

[Drew]

That's a good idea.

[Kai]

It. Would it kill them, though? Because if I'm putting in my hole, it can go in your mouth.

[Drew]

I have no idea.

[Kai]

Like, I feel like you could.

[Drew]

It's probably edible.

[Kai]

Like, yeah, it must be.

[Drew]

It must be in the end of all times.

[Enya]

But wait, what's your beef with Monistat?

[Kai]

I got put on antibiotics for my mouth, and I had no idea that antibiotics lead to an increased risk of yeast infection. So I woke up randomly itching, burning, itching, burning, itching, burning. And I was like, oh, my God, my life is going to end because I've had bv. I've not had a yeast infection or uti. My prayers go out to any woman who experiences chronic yeast infections. You are brave. You are like. You are. You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. Because I think if a woman is experiencing a yeast infection, she has every right to shoot someone in the foot who, like, ask her a stupid question. Because you can't ask me a stupid question.

[Drew]

You had a yeast.

[Kai]

Literally, my primal hole is burning. It's on fire.

[Drew]

Did you. You had a yeast, dude?

[Kai]

Yes, I fully.

[Drew]

Oh, gross.

[Enya]

But doesn't Monistat help with that?

[Drew]

Stay away from me. No, it. This is like. It was so funny, like, watching India go through what she went through. She was texting me at, like, 4:00am.

[Kai]

Like, I thought I was going to die. I literally thought I was going to die. So basically, I was like, okay, I could go to a gynecologist, but there were no gynecologists available, like, in the next fucking 24 hours or whatever. And I was freaking out because I. I am not somebody who handles being sick very well. And any sign of a risk like that, when it's, like, a visible and physical, like, reaction risk, I'm like, oh, my God, I'm going to die. I'm going to die. My pussy is going to, like, shrink up and fall off and, like, fudgeing fall off my body. And, like, I need that. I need that. I need it to stay on me. So I was like, I so hot out here.

[Drew]

Someone's vagina fell off on the floor.

[Kai]

So basically I started to look into it and I was like, okay, Monistat, I can use that. Like, that's the thing. Like, cool. I start looking it up and thank fucking God I looked it up on Tick Tock because it is common knowledge. So they have a one day, a three day and a seven day treatment. I was like, I just want this to be over. I was like, oh, I'll do the three day treatment because I just want to get this the over with.

[Drew]

Thank God you didn't do one day.

[Kai]

If I do the one day, I think I would have killed my actually.

[Drew]

Bro, the research I was doing because I was like, damn. Like, she might be having like a chemical like burn situation going on in her bronson. But like, every single person on like these subreddits that I was reading down, like, everybody was like, the one is the devil. Like, it's literally like putting hell up your.

[Kai]

Like, I cannot believe it is legal to have that on shelves because there has never been a human who's gone online and been like, actually, I experienced no burning. I was chill. Like, it was fine. No, that was literally like, it is chemical warfare on the shelves of a Walgreens, a cvs, a Rite Aid. Like, it is literally like, like, that is. It felt like I inserted mustard gas into my hole. It was crazy. So basically also, it's just the craziest thing ever. I thought about not saying this because I hate the whole, like, in my head, I went back and forth because I was like, oh my God. I hate the whole, like, I'm so gross. Well, but like, we must.

[Drew]

This is infections.

[Kai]

Like, guys, seriously, like, normalize, period.

[Drew]

That's your platform.

[Kai]

Seriously, let's normalize.

[Drew]

Normalize. Yeast infection, bro. We looked up like, what a yeast infection looks like on a penis. And it is the nastiest shit I've ever seen in my life. Like, also you like, like pee like cloudy, like discharge and shit. Like, hell no. Oh, my God.

[Kai]

So gross.

[Drew]

Get that shit away from me.

[Kai]

So I get the monosat. I get the three day. Because I was looking up the one day and everybody was like, first of all, it's like an egg you insert and like, your body temperature melts the wax because it's supposed to like, try to like alien romulus because it's. It's so. It's so potent. But I think the idea is that it like, melts over time and like, Doses you, like, through the night. And you have to do it at night because basically what you have to do is you lay on the floor and you have to insert, like. Like cream into your vagina. So I was every night for three nights getting into the bathroom, laying on the floor, and inserting cream into my fucking hole and then running to my bed so that I didn't leak and fudge slip on it and die.

[Drew]

Snail chilling Monistat through the house.

[Kai]

So the first night, I'm not thinking it's gonna, like, feel like anything. I hit up one of my homegirls and she's like, oh, yeah. She was like, do not do the one day. And she was like, do the three day or the seven day. I would recommend the seven day. And I had already bought the three day. So she was like, oh, then you should be fine. And I think she was just trying not to, like, fear monger me. Oh, what was that? Oh, I stink.

[Drew]

Yeah, I stink. It smells, like, really bad in here. It's been smelling bad in the house for three days. And I did not want to do this on the episode, but you're asking for it. The Bronson. It's the tuna box. The Bronson is going crazy.

[Kai]

No, it turned into the sardine thing.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's like. No, it's the mussels.

[Kai]

It's the oysters into the muscles with, like, lemon juice and olive oil and, like, balsamic.

[Drew]

Minus the lemon juice, it's just balsamic and oysters.

[Kai]

It's ranch.

[Drew]

It's Wingstop Ranch.

[Kai]

It's canned mussels dipped in Wingstop branch. But anyway.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, it's garbage.

[Kai]

I'm thinking it's chill. Like, Josie was over and he was freaking out because his stomach started hurting. And, like, Josh was like, it. I'll take you to the er. So they're, like, freaking out, figuring that out. And I felt bad, but I was like, dude, it's already 2am I need to just, like, put my medicine in my hole and go the to bed. Oh, my God. I feel like I have such a high pain tolerance. I was in bed, literally, Like, I was like. Like, I literally felt like somebody released fire ants into my pussy. Like, it literally felt like, dude, it was the most insane thing. It felt like somebody poured baking soda into my hole. Like, it was so insane. And I spent the. Like, I could not fall asleep. I took Tylenol. It wasn't helping. I stayed up for an hour and a half in excruciating burning pain. And it didn't help that I was looking on all these Reddits and they were like, yeah, like so casual too. Which is crazy. Like it's become so casual for people to like talk about this. I'm like, this is not normal. And yes, it works, but at what cost? People were like, yeah, you know, it gave me chemical burns, but it's okay because I ended up going and getting antibiotics for that too. And like, I just have to like put my burns. Like some people are allergic to it and there's no way of knowing until you use it. So I couldn't tell if I was allergic to it and having an allergic reaction. But the last thing I'm going to do is go to the fudgeing ER at 3:40am with like cream in my hole. Like that happening.

[Drew]

I'm reading our messages because we were talking about Josiah and then I sent her like an article of like what I think is going on with Josiah. And then. And you said, I'm going to start reading, but I'm finally knocking out with my burning vagina. Also look into Monistat because this shouldn't be legal. I'm not kidding. Ha. Does it burn bad for everyone? Like the burning is so bad. It's literally like if someone was rubbing salt in an open wound, but the wound is my vagina. Yes, dude. I said, hell no, bruh. It gives some people chemical burns. How the is this elite or legal? And then we just keep going. And I started. I. I was like, did you take one day or seven day? Because like for the love of God.

[Kai]

The second you look it up, everybody.

[Drew]

Is like, do not, for the love of God, don't take.

[Kai]

Which is crazy because that means some people are just like, oh, I have a yeast infection. Like it's like their first time and they're like, it. I' do the one day that's easy and they don't look it up or anything. I was like, damn. Honestly, respect. Like you are so above everything. Like you are above the law to go into a CVS and not even look it up. But I guess that makes sense cuz it's a medicine on a shelf, so you don't think it's going to actually. Dude, it. It was, it was like a nuke went off. Like it was literally like it was insane. Oh my God.

[Drew]

Did it get better with other doses or did it.

[Kai]

The other days didn't burn like that. Like it was just the first day and I'm like, oh my God, yes, worked. Like I will say it worked, but.

[Drew]

At what cost, Then it might be worth it to just do one day. Get it over with in one day, since you don't even feel it the next two days. That's what. That's my platform. Ladies do the one day.

[Kai]

No, because everybody who did the one day I woke up and I couldn't walk. Like, like, they literally were like, I was in. So, yeah, I couldn't stand up.

[Drew]

Me after bottoming. Me after bottoming.

[Kai]

Okay. Me after bottoming, everybody was like, oh, yeah. The next few days were awful. Like, I was just in pain, and every time I peed, I thought I was gonna die. So, yeah, that was something I had to deal with this past week. And I. I can't believe it. Like, I literally. We must do something. There has to be another way. And I know there's obviously, like, oral antibiotics you can take for it.

[Drew]

Sorry.

[Kai]

There'S what? Feet? But I just couldn't. Because I couldn't find a gynecologist, and I had already, like, decimated my hole. So I was like, at this point, I might as well. It going like I already started it. It just felt like. You know how sometimes when you have a. Like, a scar or, like, from a certain. When you have a scar from a surgery and some people will go back and get the scar, like, re. Cut open so it can re. Heal. That's what it felt like I had done to my. Like, it was like I basically just burned my insides to kill any bacteria. It literally felt like Drano. Like, bleach. Like, it literally felt like mustard gas. There's no other way to describe it. That's what I would assume mustard gas feels like if I made it and I had a cut on my hand.

[Drew]

Did you ever make must or. Oh, my God. Did you ever make Drano bombs or the works bombs?

[Kai]

No, bro.

[Drew]

Me and my brothers would get, like, 2 liter bottles and pour, like, an inch of the works in the bottom and then make a bunch of tiny tinfoil balls. So it's, like, increasing the surface area and pour those in there and then throw it in our backyard. And it literally made, like, a bomb. Like, it made. It's like the chemical reaction, like, goes crazy, and it's, like, loud as fuck. Like, we got, like, the cops called on us because we detonated one in our backyard.

[Enya]

No, I talk about this already. When. When I was at a new middle school, there was a very popular kid that was like, oh, like, he decided he wanted to be my friend, and I was all excited. And then we hang out. I'm like, oh, this kid seems, like, very normal and cool. Like, he's gonna introduce me to people, whatever. This is exciting. And then he's like, dude, let's make bombs in my backyard. And then he started.

[Kai]

I think he did literally me.

[Enya]

He made the fucking Drano bombs. And I was like, I have to believe, dude. Genuinely very scary.

[Drew]

I was the kid making bombs. Like, I would take apart fireworks to make, like, bigger fireworks and launch them in my front yard. Like, I love. And I would, like, Never mind. I'm not gonna tell that one.

[Enya]

But wait, so if you have a yeast infection, what did people in, like, olden times, dude, they died.

[Kai]

I. I've seen.

[Drew]

The vagina would fall off.

[Enya]

The vagina would just leave the body.

[Kai]

I wonder if, like, it would just, like, go away over time. I don't know. I'm not like, a pro in it. Like.

[Enya]

Like, they probably were doing some crazy with leeches or something, dude.

[Kai]

They were probably rubbing poison ivy on their cooch. Like, that's literally. Like, I don't.

[Drew]

Like, I don't know, maybe someone try that poison.

[Kai]

Somebody try that? Yeah, dude. But also, when I was looking into it, I want to do more research, but I'm like, there has to be a better way. There. Ha. There. There must be a better way, because all the comments on Reddit were like, yeah, it hurt really bad. I just went like, dude, it hurts so bad. For some people on Reddit, they were talking about how they went in the shower and started clawing it out. Like, finally, like, it was so gnarly what I was reading. And imagine me, I was in bed, and I was just like, I. I was writhing around in pain. I was like, I've ever felt that before? Yeah. Drew was like, take it out. But it was already an hour half, and I was like, honestly, at this point, it's finally it. I wasn't even tired from just being naturally tired. I was tired from my body having to, like, like, get ready for, like, more pain.

[Enya]

I don't understand how people had vaginas with before computers. Like, how did you care for a vagina before there was, like, you know, modern technology.

[Kai]

I don't know. But, I mean, some people are still just buying monosat off the shelf without looking it up. So they're still just doing it. Like, I don't. I don't know. I don't know. I wish. I just. I wanted to scream so bad. It was really painful. But I made it, and now I'm back to normal, and I hope that never happens to me again. And I still have more days of my antibiotics, so I. I am terrified. I am literally just, like, waiting.

[Enya]

I wish me and Drew could take that pain from you.

[Drew]

No, literally.

[Kai]

I actually do wish, like, see that. That's a moment where I'm like, if a man was experiencing this, he would. Like, the ers would be full. Full of men with monostat in their coochie. Women. We make it work. We get in the shower and we claw it out, and we. Like, I saw some people being like, yeah, I just took, like, an apple cider bath. Like, hot bath. Like, we make it work, Drew.

[Enya]

We should put them in our ass in solidarity.

[Drew]

I'm down. Or put it, like, isn't, like, the tissue inside your mouth the same tissue is, like, this vagina?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Like, what if we just put it in our mouth?

[Kai]

But the thing is, I wonder. I wonder why it burns. Like, why does it burn? Your baby's. No, your baby's gonna burn. That's all I could think about is, like, that was like, this is like, my baby's gonna burn. My baby's burning.

[Drew]

Well, the amount of people in the last episode, I. I asked people to submit their, like, stories slash videos of them destroying bathrooms from when they were kids. The amount of people that listened to this podcast and destroyed the school bathroom.

[Kai]

Oh, really?

[Drew]

There's a pipeline here, like, from bathroom destroyer to emergency intercom fan. Because I'm not kidding. There was, like, a hundred emails from people, like, with proof of them, like, like, when they were 11, 12, 13 years old, destroying bathrooms. It was un believable. And I was gonna. No, literally, I was gonna show some of them, but I was like, that's, like, a violation of privacy, so I don't want to. But there was this one girl that literally, like, cracked me the up because she was like. Like, you wouldn't even guess that I was the kid doing it. And I was like, no, babe, you are the exact archetype phenotype of the kid that I expect liked to throw toilet paper in the bathroom. Like, also, the fact that it was happening, it was majority girls. Like, yeah, but, I mean, it's like.

[Kai]

I think we have majority, majority girl audience, but I don't know that, like, men, let alone straight men, are like, exactly. What I want to hear is girl vagina. Monostat, vagina. But, yeah, monostat. Count your days. You have monopolized, monopolized an industry of burning vaginas.

[Drew]

What would it take for you to yell at a server, like, at a restaurant? Like, I genuinely, like, I Don't know if there's anything a server could do to me that would, like, make me reach my mouth, let me yell at them. Like, they would have to bring me, like, evil soup or something, like, dark, like, soup that makes me evil to.

[Kai]

Feed me evil soup.

[Drew]

Like, I don't know. Like, seriously.

[Kai]

No. If you're the kind of person who you take out your anger on a service worker, you're gonna burn in hell. Like, you're literally like, what I felt in my vagina from Monast. You're gonna feel that for eternity. Like, it's literally gonna be burning all over your body. Like, you're going to hell. I think unless a server hit me, I don't think I would yell. Even if a server, like, hit me.

[Drew]

That's what I was thinking. I was like, they literally could, like, physically assault me. And I don't know if I would yell at them. Like, I really.

[Kai]

I'd be like, honestly, respect. You probably had a really bad day. Like, I'm sorry.

[Drew]

Well, if they, like, brought me. If I asked for a pet Pepsi without ice and they brought me a Pepsi with ice, I am going to the kitchen and taking the oil vat and pouring it on them, like, and I'm ruining their life. Like, don't play with me with my food. For real. Like, you're over, sis. Like, tip gone. First of all, tip gone. Second of all, if you have bags under your eyes as a waitress or a server, sis, you're over. Like, I want my waitress to be pretty and put together, dude.

[Kai]

What's crazy is I literally. I like, because there are breeds of people who. It feels like they go out of their way. They go out to restaurants for the good time of yelling at a server. Like, that's what some people. It feels like their mission is to go to a restaurant.

[Drew]

Drab, boring, sad lives. Like, or they're, like, frustrated at their husband or frustrated at their wife, and.

[Kai]

They just have to go take it out on, like, somebody who's just trying to live their life. You are just like, people and rotten and dirty and, like, disgusting and filthy animal boots if you yell or, like, get mad at a server. But I also never have bad experiences with servers. And it's probably because I treat them like people. Like, I think that's the other thing is a lot of people who are rude to servers, you go in there already thinking you have this power dynamic. Oh, you think you have the power because you walked into the TGI Fridays, you, like, literally, you're such a loser. But I Don't tip though. I don't believe in tipping.

[Drew]

Yeah, tipping is evil.

[Kai]

That's extra.

[Drew]

Yeah, we don't tip.

[Kai]

I over tip because my mom is a server and she comes home and she talks explicitly about everybody who didn't tip her. And now I have an intense fear of the person turning around and being like this stupid.

[Drew]

So.

[Enya]

Oh, is that it?

[Drew]

We got the pregnancy contractions machine. Kai, do you want to show your abs to the camera? Is this your app review?

[Enya]

I can't show my abs. Actually, I guess I could if it's for. If it's to benefit women.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's so we can understand their pain a little bit more.

[Enya]

Don't we have to put it on Enya first to calibrate it?

[Drew]

Yeah, that's true.

[Enya]

So that she's like, oh, this is the.

[Drew]

That's true. And you said she didn't want to do it on the episode though.

[Kai]

Though. Well, cuz I did it and it like kind of tickles and then it feels like a little perverted.

[Drew]

I mean, we don't have to do it, but that's okay.

[Enya]

Let's give it a shot.

[Drew]

So this is a tins machine. It's normally I put it on my like, wrist and my hand like goes like this or like there's a mode where it like literally makes me able to like, finger really good. It like gets the two middle fingers and I think.

[Enya]

I don't know if you're supposed to use it for that.

[Kai]

The thing is, I will say too, is I rarely get cramps. Cramps.

[Drew]

So do you even. Yeah. You don't really ever.

[Kai]

I don't, I don't. I don't get cramps. I get like bad boob pain and like back pain. And then it feels like somebody like, it feels like a professional boxer went like this to my vulva and then it's just like sore and it feels like somebody like ran past me, just.

[Drew]

Went like, dude, the word vulva is gonna make me cry. Laughing every time.

[Kai]

Okay, it's on. So I never know if it's going.

[Drew]

It's going.

[Kai]

Wait, do I have it too high? Up? Up?

[Drew]

I don't know. You tell me.

[Kai]

I think I have to put it lower.

[Drew]

Really? Where are your ovaries? I thought they were like, here.

[Enya]

They're here.

[Drew]

Why? I thought they were like up in the guts.

[Kai]

No, that's your belly.

[Drew]

Well, every time I see like a graphic of a uterus and like get grossed out. Yeah. No, it physically repulses me. It. No, it literally like for some reason, I imagine it being, like, from the vagina all the way up until, like. Yeah, the rib cage.

[Enya]

But it might do that. I have no idea. I actually have a no idea.

[Kai]

It just, like, starts to kind of tickle.

[Drew]

Yeah, it, like, after, like, I think 15, that's when it starts, like, hurting down bad.

[Kai]

This is just like. Somebody just made the ultimate scam of doing this with, like, a coolsculpt machine and convincing people it was going to give them abs, because all it feels like is, like. It's, like, tensing up the muscles in my stomach. So I'm at 15 now.

[Enya]

Dude. I'm getting nervous. I'm fucking scared.

[Drew]

It goes up to 50, I think, dude, it just.

[Kai]

It really starts to just tickle, Honey.

[Drew]

To go up to, like, 31st try.

[Kai]

Damn, this shit's pulsing. This is lowkey. Just a vibrator. I don't know if, like, my.

[Drew]

So you're at. You're at 18 with literally no reaction. Okay, that's good to know.

[Kai]

19, 20. It's just, like, kind of shaking.

[Drew]

Does it flex your abs?

[Kai]

Yeah, I'm at 21.

[Drew]

I think it might only go up to 30. Does it hurt?

[Kai]

Dude, 211 sucks.

[Drew]

Really?

[Enya]

Does it feel like a period? Yeah.

[Kai]

I was saying to Drew, like, from the times I have gotten cramps, I am, like, a bad candidate to say, but, like, from the times I have gotten cramped, it is similar, but, like, the weird, like, it goes, like. And, like, goes up, and that's not my experience with cramps. It's just, like, a dull. Like, the dull pain you feel behind that, like, buzzing is real. Also. It, like, goes down to your legs, which. Which I haven't had.

[Enya]

Is there, like, an equivalence of pain, though?

[Drew]

Like, getting stabbed with it?

[Kai]

Yeah. Yeah, because it is, like. Okay, it is like, doing the squeezing thing.

[Enya]

Yeah, just put it at whatever.

[Kai]

Yeah. 21 is like. I don't know that I want to go past 21, but I'll try 22.

[Drew]

You just fart.

[Enya]

No, that was my phone.

[Kai]

I'm just trying to go as high as I can. So you guys have to go high. Okay, that's it. That's it.

[Drew]

So. And you got to 20.

[Kai]

I got the 23.

[Drew]

All right, I'll try.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. It's like, I got to 23. 23 hurts, but also this, like, it. It shoots into your legs, which I've never had that before, but I know I do have homegirls who, like, their period cramps are that bad. Like, I have friends who get debilitated for, like, two, three days.

[Drew]

My mom was like that. What?

[Enya]

Just imagine you, like, putting it on your dick.

[Drew]

I made that joke.

[Kai]

Okay, so Drew's at zero right now. I wanted to control it, but that's, like, mean.

[Drew]

All right. 1, 2, 3, 4. Okay, I'm starting to feel it. Dude, it hurts so bad.

[Kai]

Oh, just shoot it up to 23. Shoot it up to 23.

[Drew]

I can't.

[Kai]

What are you at right now? Wait, what are you at? What are you at?

[Drew]

I'm only at 10. Wait, this is actually crazy.

[Kai]

I want to see if you guys could get it up to 23. 23 is when it started.

[Enya]

Really?

[Drew]

This. I don't know if this is good, because it feels like it's, like, spasming my colon, which is full of, like, turds. Like, that's.

[Enya]

Dude, I'm afraid I'm gonna. Honestly. Honestly, when I'm up, it doesn't hurt.

[Drew]

It just is very abnormal. Wait, is this, like, what you were feeling? I can't tell.

[Kai]

That is. Yeah. Well, I had it lower. You have it kind of high. But I think. I mean, you don't have the parts in your body that I have, so, like, I think you're fine to just have it there. Is it making your stomach, like, jerk? Yeah.

[Enya]

Dude, you're, like, shaking.

[Kai]

What are you at?

[Drew]

Only at 14, bro.

[Kai]

Okay, let's get you to 23.

[Drew]

Oh, it's, like, burning, bro. Wait, I don't know. I think that's my colon, actually. It doesn't hurt.

[Kai]

Get to 23. Please, please, please.

[Drew]

Oh, wait, I feel it in my balls. Like, actually, I don't know if that's safe. I felt it literally in my balls.

[Kai]

Well, I don't think it's, like, unsafe. What do you. He's at 20. Shoot to 23. Shoot to 23.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, it hurt my balls so bad.

[Kai]

Wait, did you get up to 23?

[Drew]

Yeah, I got that. The last, like, kick was 20. I still feel it in my balls. Permanently damaged my fucking scrotum.

[Enya]

Okay, where do I put it? Like, here and here?

[Kai]

Yeah, like, right above. Like, next to your hip bone almost.

[Drew]

Okay, so it's on. But you probably won't start feeling it.

[Enya]

Until I'm scared I'm gonna shit.

[Drew]

Like, do you feel it yet? Like, a little tingle.

[Enya]

A very small one. Hold my hand, please.

[Drew]

Do you want me to control it?

[Enya]

Yes, please. Oh, okay. That feels kind of good, actually.

[Kai]

You should just shoot it up to 15.

[Enya]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

The out of me.

[Enya]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Drew]

You want to keep Going?

[Enya]

Yeah, keep going.

[Kai]

Ew. God.

[Enya]

Okay. Is that all right?

[Kai]

I got to 23, so there's probably.

[Drew]

Like, a different mode where it's, like, vibrating soon. All right, you're at 23 now.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. That's what a period feels like. Are you serious?

[Drew]

I've been doing this, like, all day, every day.

[Enya]

Wait, go up. Go higher, go higher.

[Drew]

There.

[Enya]

Oh. Oh.

[Drew]

Doing this, like, all day. Do you feel it in your balls or did I, like, cause damage?

[Kai]

Well, what I will say is similar. Is like, off.

[Drew]

You want it off?

[Kai]

Just turn it off. Turn it off, dude.

[Enya]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

What I will say is similar about it is like, you can just be fine through the day and be like, oh, my cramps are gone, and then be out in public and be standing around and then just get a shooting pain like that and be like, oh, like they're coming back, like, aftershock. I know.

[Drew]

That's what it was doing to me. My body was, like, vibrating down. Honestly, that made me respect women less, cuz that shit's easy, bro.

[Kai]

Like, again, I am not the perfect candidate, cuz I don't get, like, gnarly period pains. But that, like, sudden, like, like, deep, dull, like, stabbing feeling is very. I. I get that more, like, shooting up my back. So that pain that you're y' all are feeling is my version of period cramps. I get the gnarly back pains where, like, I'll be standing around and I know I'm about to get my period because suddenly I'll have that sharp shooting pain go up my back and it literally will just be like, a dull, like, pain at my back.

[Enya]

I saw someone online that said it went to, like, 50 for them. Like, she was like, oh, this one.

[Kai]

Oh, like, for them, it feels like, yeah, yeah, bro.

[Drew]

This one goes up like, hella high. We could, like, try it, but I think, think, like, it wasn't like, like, painful. It was just, like, on, like, so uncomfortable. Like, it wasn't, like, a shooting, like, stabbing pain vibe. But even that, like, experiencing that randomly through the day. I like, I literally, like, kicked your, like, the chair. Like, it was, like, hinting my whole body up. That was lit, though.

[Kai]

I literally do know girls. Like, I am friends with people who all hit up and be like, oh, can we hang out? They're like, dude, no. My cramps are, like, killing me. I have to stay in bed.

[Drew]

I wish I had that excuse.

[Kai]

It makes sense. Oh, my God. It makes sense when you think about it, because, like, your body, it's again, back to the monster. It's like, I didn't get tired from naturally being tired. I got tired from my body having to endure pain. And that's kind of like what a period feels like is like. It's just, like, draining you and depleting you of all your energy because your body is so focused on doing something, and then you're just, like, groggy and you feel like shit and like, Pokemon. Parts of you hurt. But, you know what's up is imagine that and your back hurts and you're bleeding profusely, and you, like, your mindset is all up on, like, who you are as a person, and you're literally just depleted.

[Enya]

And the wage gap, too.

[Kai]

And the what?

[Enya]

The wage gap too, on top of all.

[Drew]

And Hillary Clinton not winning president.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. Don't.

[Drew]

Don't.

[Enya]

Don't even bring that.

[Kai]

I'm like, actually not kidding. I. The pain I felt when Trump won over Hillary, I'm like, please, guys, vote, please. I can't experience that again. I can't get so close to something hopeful and then watch Kamala lose and then be like, you know that, like.

[Enya]

Video that got memed of that woman, like, falling to her knees and, like, scream crying.

[Drew]

That's real.

[Enya]

That's funny. But part of me in 2016, I was like, there will feel that.

[Drew]

That will be me in 2024 with Project Jump 2025. Like, literally.

[Enya]

I saw there was a comment on the last video that said. This is a very brave comment, Kai. Men have daily hormone. Men have a daily hormonal cycle. Men have their periods every day. So, like, whoa, wait.

[Drew]

Actually, yeah, I'm in my ludal phase right now.

[Kai]

You know what I think about that information?

[Enya]

Yeah. What do you think about that?

[Kai]

Put it in a book and sell it to somebody who gives a damn.

[Enya]

All right, that makes sense.

[Drew]

Honestly. Yeah. That is good information, though, cuz. Honestly, when I'm feeling like not hanging out with the group, it's probably because I'm in my ludal phase.

[Enya]

I wonder if our male periods are synced up.

[Drew]

Ours are for sure syn.

[Enya]

They are. Cuz sometimes we'll start texting, like, manically to each other.

[Drew]

Like last night, our period synced up.

[Enya]

We were freaking the out, wanting to fuck the alien.

[Kai]

All right, well.

[Drew]

Oh, Drew, siob. Duh. Oh, yeah, duh.

[Kai]

And media.

[Drew]

And media. This is the longest episode we've ever done. Y' all keep calling me, but y' all won't stick a dick in me.

[Kai]

Oh, that was it.

[Drew]

Bottoms be 61. Talking about who wants me? The Lakers. That's from Ismoke Crack Uwu. I don't let inya turn on the heated seats anymore. What you're not about to do is fry that fish in my car. Especially with a yeast infection.

[Kai]

So stupid.

[Drew]

Girls break up with their boyfriend and start exposing the most random shit the. You mean he was twerking on the low Weed. Oh, weed the best. Or whatever DJ Khaled was always saying. Amber, y' all gotta stop letting dudes spitting you. Y' all gotta stop letting dudes you spit as lube. It's flu season old Corona coochie. Everyone is like, are you far left or are you far right? I'm farting. Hey, use that in your silly little edits, guys. As the first one. And then it's like culture is like geisty shit after that with like a Charlie XCX song that goes in the.

[Kai]

Beginning, like, not you directing it.

[Drew]

And this is like, like Fall girl vibes. Yeah, Fall girl video coming soon. Drewmoji coming soon. Indian I getting married coming soon. Indian eye boxing coming soon. And new doppelganger video coming soon.

[Kai]

Wow.

[Drew]

My media is alien Romulus and that's it also. No, actually, I have really good media, but I shouldn't share that, right?

[Kai]

What?

[Drew]

I have to share that with Patreon.

[Enya]

Have you guys seen Janet Planet?

[Kai]

Oh, yeah.

[Enya]

Did you guys see Jen?

[Kai]

No, but I wanted to watch it in theaters, but nobody wanted to get with me.

[Enya]

It's good. It's really good. I mean, it's like. It's. It's one of. I put it in the category of like, Perfect days where I'm like, this is one of the best boring movies I've ever seen.

[Drew]

Was it like Florida Project vibes almost?

[Enya]

No, it's like, very introspective. You're basically like watching like a kid in the 90s, like, live their life and. And like the night. Oh, the 90s is like a time period I'm literally. We were all born in.

[Drew]

I had no experience of the 90s at all.

[Enya]

Oh, oh, yeah. You were born in, like, way after 9, 11. Yeah, yeah.

[Kai]

He was born in 2004.

[Enya]

Oh, right, right, right. Janet Planet's good. It is really good. It's boring as, but it's good.

[Kai]

Shut the up.

[Drew]

That's serious.

[Enya]

2008 now.

[Drew]

Yeah, I was born in 2008. I'm 16.

[Kai]

You're still 16?

[Drew]

Yes.

[Kai]

I feel like you're just moving your birth date, like, further, and I feel.

[Drew]

Like you're being a right now.

[Enya]

Oh, Shit.

[Kai]

Okay, well, I'll watch that because I've been wanting to watch that. My songs are coming back to me. Jefferson Airplane, where there is love. Patrice Ruchin and been listening to Sabrina Carpenter.

[Drew]

Yeah, she's a girl. Yes, Sabrina Carpenter. I saw a video of her. Like, she's very down toe. Like, her in that chicken shop interview. I was like, oh, she gets.

[Kai]

She's got.

[Drew]

She's like, tap the in. Like, she knows. Stay in culture. Like, she's the girl. And then also I saw a video of her on the street. Like, and like, this tick tock live stream influencer had no idea who she was. And the way she handled that situation was so down to earth and humble. And I was like, she's. She's my pop girl. She's my pop girl.

[Kai]

Of the pop girls. I'm very invested. Let's keep it going for the fall and winter and just, just. Yeah, keep making music and keep performing. Overwork yourself. You should burn yourself out.

[Drew]

No, literally. Wait, who's the next pop girl? Like, why do I. I'm not even joking. Why do I low key feel like it's you and. Yeah, no, like, in three years you might be a pop girl. No, I genuinely think that.

[Kai]

The thing is, like, I said this on the podcast before and, like, the music I would want to make, y' all would be like. Y' all would start tomato heckling me.

[Drew]

Whoa. Well.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah. Someone, I don't know that, like, they love and respect the song.

[Drew]

I mean, they're blasting that in the car, and that's a very rare thing.

[Kai]

Yeah, I have some. Some people who like the song so a lot.

[Enya]

Which one? One.

[Drew]

And yes, the remix.

[Enya]

Oh, the Charlie one.

[Drew]

Like, unironically after.

[Kai]

It's so stupid. But yeah, maybe one day. One day. I have to get my painting. I'm working on painting right now.

[Drew]

One day. See, I could. I could do like a Daniel Johnston.

[Kai]

Thing because you're crazy.

[Drew]

No, I have a good.

[Kai]

A plane with his dad is in two hours.

[Drew]

No.

[Kai]

Yeah, he cried like his dad knew how to fly, like, private planes, like, small planes. Also, his dad went to pick him up at one point and Daniel made the plane crash. So they were in a plane crash together.

[Drew]

Was he trying to kill them?

[Kai]

Yeah, he was trying to, like, kill them.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. Don't get in a plane with me because that sounds just like my vibe. Also, I'm not even being funny. I think it was my colon spasmodel. I think, like, it was.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. We just gave Drew another thing no, no.

[Drew]

I'm in Google. I just can feel it. Like, there's moments.

[Enya]

My legs are still shaking.

[Drew]

Yeah. I'm like, true. Wait, no, no, no. There. There are moments in my life where my colon is so full of that I can literally see it physically protruding out of my stomach. And what hurts is that you are the. No, you can literally feel it when I'm not. When I'm not flexing. Like, if you wanted to, you could feel my colon from the inside. Like, right there. I can feel it. Right?

[Enya]

I felt your colon from the inside.

[Drew]

Yeah, of course.

[Kai]

All right.

[Drew]

Period.

[Kai]

Thanks for listening, guys.

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