Emergency Intercom: Period Simulator Challenge
Hosted by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips | Released: August 30, 2024

1. Removing the "Cursed" Studio Table [01:44 – 03:29]

The episode kicks off with Drew and Kai reminiscing about their infamous studio table, which they deemed a "cursed object" due to the consistent bad luck it brought during recordings.

Drew (02:08): "We decided the table was actually a cursed object. It had very dark sided energy."

Kai (02:37): "We are positive that table is what was giving us bad luck."

They describe the table's unsettling presence, including unexplained movements during setup and its eerie glow upon entry. Ultimately, they had it removed and donated, leading to a change in their studio dynamics.

2. Personal Quirks and Anecdotes [03:29 – 08:20]

The hosts delve into their everyday lives, sharing humorous and relatable stories. Enya mentions being "covered in dirt" after mopping, while Kai laments a sand incident involving his shoes.

Enya (03:32): "Now I'm on the floor and I'm covered in dirt."

A lighthearted discussion ensues about the disruption caused by the table removal and their quirky habits, including eating habits and playful banter about nicknames like "munch."

Drew (04:35): "I'm a munch. I'm literally a munch, y'all."

The conversation takes a turn into more sensitive territory as they discuss male anatomy and societal perceptions, expressing discomfort and dislike towards certain aspects while also touching on topics like bisexuality.

3. Audition Story and the Movie "Y2K" [08:26 – 10:16]

Drew shares a personal story about auditioning for Kyle Mooney's movie "Y2K," which they initially believed they had secured a role in. However, upon seeing the trailer, they realize they weren’t cast, leading to a mix of embarrassment and humor.

Drew (09:45): "The trailer released for the movie. Are we allowed to even say?"

Kai (09:45): "Yeah. This is free promo for talk about movies they audition for."

They reflect on their audition experience, emphasizing their surprise at not landing the role despite their efforts.

4. Navigating Social Media and Microlearning [10:44 – 16:33]

The hosts transition to discussing the impact of social media on their lives. Kai expresses frustration over a TikTok ad promoting "microlearning" as a way to combat doom scrolling, leading to a broader conversation about digital addiction.

Kai (11:10): "I'm always something, even if it's fucking stupid. Could you teach me something intelligent from a macro?"

Drew shares his experience reducing phone usage, only to find his mental state deteriorated without constant internet engagement.

Drew (32:26): "I cut my phone out of my life...my life literally, like, mentally got exponentially worse without the Internet."

They explore the challenges of disconnecting from digital platforms and the complexities of finding meaningful content online.

5. The "Run the Gauntlet" Experience [14:07 – 16:33]

Kai introduces "Run the Gauntlet," a website initially known for its gore-filled content, which recently shifted to cringe-inducing videos. The hosts discuss their reactions to the website's transformation, highlighting unsettling and sad content.

Kai (15:00): "The website...the darkest, most gore-coated ever. It was horrible, nasty, dark sided."

Enya recalls a particularly disturbing video involving a game show host's inappropriate behavior, underscoring the cringe factor.

Enya (16:33): "What about that video of me with Dula Peep? ...it was just too funny."

6. Monistat and Yeast Infection Struggles [43:00 – 50:21]

A significant portion of the episode focuses on Kai's harrowing experience with a yeast infection and the painful ordeal of using Monistat, a common over-the-counter treatment. Kai describes the intense burning sensation and the anxiety it caused.

Kai (43:00): "It felt like mustard gas in my hole. It was crazy."

The discussion highlights the physical and emotional toll of such infections, emphasizing the need for awareness and better treatment options.

Kai (44:43): "Seriously, let's normalize yeast infections."

Drew supports Kai's sentiments, urging listeners to openly discuss and normalize such health issues.

7. The Period Simulator Challenge [59:00 – 67:15]

In an innovative segment, Enya introduces the "Period Simulator," a device designed to mimic the pain of menstrual cramps. The hosts experiment with the machine, sharing their experiences and comparing the sensations to real period symptoms.

Kai (59:22): "It just, like...node that the word vulva is gonna make me cry."

Drew (66:18): "Like, I've been doing this, like, all day, every day."

The segment serves as both a comedic and educational tool, allowing the hosts to empathize with menstrual pain and spark conversations about gender-specific health issues.

8. Final Discussions and Wrap-Up [67:15 – End]

As the episode concludes, the hosts reflect on their discussions, touching upon broader societal topics like the wage gap and political frustrations, all while maintaining their signature comedic tone.

Kai (69:20): "The wage gap too, on top of all."

They emphasize the importance of understanding and supporting each other's experiences, both physical and emotional, rounding off the episode with a blend of humor and heartfelt dialogue.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew (02:08): "We decided the table was actually a cursed object. It had very dark sided energy."

• Kai (10:16): "We will say nothing negative. I think I already did though."

• Kai (43:00): "It felt like mustard gas in my hole. It was crazy."

• Drew (44:43): "Seriously, let's normalize yeast infections."

• Enya (59:21): "Do you guys ever get the live stream of the guy with the huge belly that's like a spherical big belly?"

Conclusion

In the "Period Simulator Challenge" episode, Emergency Intercom hosts Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips skillfully blend humor with candid discussions about personal struggles, societal issues, and innovative experiments. From removing a "cursed" table to navigating the pitfalls of social media and tackling sensitive health topics like yeast infections and menstrual pain, the episode offers a rich tapestry of relatable content. Not only does it entertain, but it also fosters important conversations, making it a valuable listen for both longtime fans and newcomers alike.