Saturday sunday

Summary

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Emergency Intercom – "Saturday sunday" (October 31, 2025)

Hosts: Enya Umanzor, Drew Phillips
Special Guest/Co-host: Josiah
Podcast: Emergency Intercom by iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

For their Halloween episode, Enya, Drew, and Josiah embrace chaotic, gender-bending costume energy while reuniting after a stretch apart. The episode is packed with off-the-cuff comedy, candid updates on their personal lives, and wild storytelling—the trio bounce from discussing Halloween adventures and costume mishaps to deep-diving into family dynamics, celebrity encounters, and hot takes on everything from skincare to Starbucks being a secret bank. With constant Halloween callbacks, plenty of roasting, and that signature Emergency Intercom blend of unfiltered honesty and absurdism, this episode feels like a hangout with hilarious (and slightly unhinged) friends.

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Main Themes & Highlights

• Halloween Costume Chaos: The group’s elaborate and gender-bent costumes lead to revelations, comparisons, and running jokes about their alter-egos.
• Catching Up: They update each other on life events, including Josiah’s new role as a caretaker, the end of Drew's band, and their recent adventures.
• Queer Joy & Identity: Gender euphoria, twink/otter bants, and body swapping through costumes swirl with humor and genuine reflection.
• Party Stories: Recounts of wild Halloween nights, misadventures, and infamous Uber/trainwrecks.
• Pop Culture & Hot Takes: Addison Rae’s stardom, meetings with Charli XCX, Nancy Meyers’ goated status, and Starbucks’ insidious business model.
• Deep Dives: Childhood memories, family structure, future parenting anxieties, and mental health.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Halloween Costume Mayhem

(02:46–12:00)

• The episode opens with the trio marveling at each other’s costumes: cross-dressing, gender-swapping, and drag-inspired looks.
• Josiah’s transformation: “This is so jarring. The longer I look, the more it kind of does look like me.” (04:44)
• Drew as Mystique: "I've been wanting to do that for years. It's my dream." (06:41)
• Mic malfunctions, makeup mishaps, and prosthetic commentary add to the chaos.
• Running joke: "What are Saturdays for?" "Saturday!" "No—Sunday!" – recurring through the episode, riffing on a viral video.

2. Body Image, Gender, and Drag Realness

(12:30–15:30)

• Anya shares experiences taping down her chest and exploring gender presentation for her costume:
  “I did have a binder when my boobs were really big because I wanted a breast reduction.” (13:39)
• The crew jokes about tucked bulges, prosthetic body parts, and skims shapewear.
• Honest conversation about gender euphoria and dysphoria, played with trademark snark.

3. Big Families, Childhood Rivalry, and Parenting Fears

(15:31–17:30)

• The hosts bond over coming from large families, discussing sibling dynamics and the trauma of being a “middle child.”
• “If you really think about it, big families, you just compete for attention.” (15:19)
• Quick debate: “How many kids do you want?” – Consensus on two; no one wants to stick a kid with ‘middle child syndrome.’
• Comedic shade thrown at only children: “All the only children I’ve met… they are up.” (15:54)

4. Recapping Recent Nights Out & Gay Party Highs

(24:57–33:00 and 42:25–54:59)

• They recap attending an Addison Rae concert and a string of Halloween parties.
• “Watching Addison Rae was one of the most special moments… I haven’t felt that happy in a long time.” (25:11)
• The phrase "I became the gayest version of myself" is repeated joyfully and joked about with the context of concerts bringing out new sides.
• Frenetic stories about house parties, losing shoes, finding dirty socks, and late-night FaceTimes—plus Kai and Benny’s mischievous party behavior.

5. Caregiving, Mental Health, & Life Shifts

(33:14–37:37)

• Josiah opens up about caring for a family member through a mental health crisis:
  • “I’ve just been caretaking… One of the greatest siblings I’ve ever seen in my life. Need to give you your flowers.” (32:45)
• Updates on ending long-term creative projects—Drew’s band broke up after seven years.
• “We finally made an album… First and last. So good.” (36:31)
• Honest talk about evolving priorities, outgrowing creative partnerships, and personal growth.

6. Subversive Corporate Talk: Starbucks as a Bank

(73:59–75:46)

• A wild but true explanation about Starbucks:
  • “Starbucks is a bank. At any given time, the app has $1.5 to $2 billion loaded, which they can use any way they want. It’s a $2 billion interest-free loan.” (74:08)
• Anya’s violent fantasy: “You should literally be tied up on a stage and instead of stoning, everybody should smack the shit out of you.” (74:49)
• Drew’s story about his brother “scamming” Starbucks for cash when addicted (77:00), mixing dark comedy and family struggles.

7. Comedy Flashpoints—Notable Quotes & Recurring Bits

• “What are Saturdays for? Saturday. Sunday fun day!” – riffed repeatedly to absurdity.
• “Your hands are so scary… how they’re blue.” (15:49)
• “I want to post my address on my story like Germanotta.” (88:24)
• “I’m Robin Head. I don’t discriminate, cut or uncut.” (76:07)

8. Sincere, Surreal, and Bizarre Moments

• Josiah details sleeping in the bed of NBA player Victor Wembanyama—“Not many people can say they shared a bed with Victor.” (82:08–84:33)
• Observations about the comfort of human touch and “the neuron that only activates at 3cm/second petting”—a real scientific fact turned into comedy gold. (70:11–71:39)
• A closing round of “media of the week” recommendations, with sincere plugs and tongue-in-cheek suggestions (“balls in your mouth challenge”).

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Josiah (04:44): “This is so jarring… The longer I look, the more it kind of does look like [me]. If someone photographed me walking down the street right now, it would be you.”
• Drew (06:41): “I had a feeling you were going to be Mystique… It’s your dream. I’ve been wanting to do that.”
• Anya (13:39): “I did have a binder when my boobs were really big because I wanted a breast reduction.”
• Josiah (15:19): “Look at this frame and then think about big families—this is what happens. You just compete for attention.”
• Drew (15:54): “If you have an only child… All the only children I’ve met. They are up.”
• Josiah (25:11): “I haven’t felt that happy in a very long time. The way it felt watching [Addison Rae]… It was literally watching a star be born.”
• Drew (32:45): “…One of the greatest siblings I have ever seen. Need to give you your flower.”
• Anya (74:49): “You should literally be tied up on a stage and instead of stoning, everybody should come and smack the shit out of you.”

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Timestamps: Segment Guide

• 02:46–12:00 – Halloween costume chaos and gender-bending fun
• 12:30–15:30 – Gender presentation, body image, and drag euphoria
• 15:31–17:30 – Family dynamics and parenting debates
• 24:57–33:00 – Concert and party storytime (Addison Rae, Charli XCX, Frost Children)
• 33:14–37:37 – Caretaking, mental health, and band breakup
• 42:25–54:59 – Halloween night recap: costumes, party disasters, Uber puke
• 73:59–76:29 – Starbucks business breakdown & “Robin Head” tangent
• 82:08–84:33 – Josiah’s story: sleeping in Victor Wembanyama’s bed
• 87:10–89:28 – Media of the week and affectionate, chaotic wrap-up

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Tone & Style

• Breezy, irreverent, and self-aware: The episode’s mood is playful and openly self-deprecating, often poking fun at themselves and each other.
• Fast-paced, no filter: Segues are chaotic, and conversations overlap, reflecting their real-life camaraderie and comedic instincts.
• Vulnerable moments: Sincere, sometimes bittersweet admissions appear amid the humor, especially around family, mental health, and endings.

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Final Notes

For listeners and fans, this episode feels like a snapshot of the group’s ongoing friendship and growth as much as a Halloween special. Between the outrageous costumes, raw stories, candid confessions, and constant inside jokes, “Saturday sunday” achieves the Emergency Intercom mission: there’s no “emergency”—but you definitely want to listen in.

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Transcript

[Anya]

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[Josiah]

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[Josiah]

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[Josiah]

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[Anya]

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[Josiah]

Hey guys. Welcome to this episod of Emergency Intercom. Do we have a doozy for y'?

[Drew]

All?

[Josiah]

You got something special coming.

[Drew]

Oh.

[Josiah]

My God.

[Drew]

Hey.

[Josiah]

Oh, the foams. The foam hey, I'm, like, red in the face. Your, like, body is so curvaceous. Yeah, dude. Oh, my fucking God.

[Drew]

Now introducing Drew to. Oh, did you really have no idea.

[Anya]

For you.

[Josiah]

Wait, girl. What is going on with my cheeks? I give cheek like that.

[Anya]

I knew. I knew it was gonna be a thing. Hold on. I need my mic. I need to grab my mic off of this. I knew it was gonna be a thing that you were gonna think it's. This is not how you look. I don't look like you. I don't think.

[Drew]

No, no.

[Anya]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

Survey says no.

[Anya]

Damn. Wait, I'm actually out of breath. I feel like the little guy who was the Ewok.

[Drew]

There's the.

[Josiah]

Oh, ye. The leg. There's this video of you. Phil.

[Anya]

Phil.

[Drew]

What are Saturdays for?

[Josiah]

Saturday. Phil. Hey, Phil. What are Saturdays for?

[Anya]

Sunday.

[Josiah]

Saturday fun day. No, no. What else are they for?

[Maggie Freeling]

Saturday.

[Josiah]

They're. Saturdays are for the Saturday.

[Anya]

No, Saturday.

[Josiah]

Sunday.

[Drew]

Dude, you look like so stop.

[Anya]

How quickly.

[Josiah]

Also Sunday fun day.

[Anya]

My brain accepted the way you were dressed.

[Josiah]

I know. This is just, like, how I.

[Drew]

This is, like, 20 years from now.

[Anya]

Does anybody care that I'm fighting with my mic right now?

[Josiah]

Also, there's this Instagram person that is obsessed with Broadway. I'm gonna find his account, but he looks like that.

[Anya]

You actually kind of look good.

[Drew]

No, you look like Palm Springs gay. Retired.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Which is perfect.

[Anya]

Which is. I think what Phil is.

[Drew]

It's perfect, like, for Phil.

[Josiah]

Like, I look good, though.

[Drew]

You look great. You look like Phil Jazzle.

[Josiah]

Obvious.

[Anya]

Does nobody care that I'm literally having a malfunction beyond all means?

[Drew]

Anya's mic isn't working. The shoes.

[Anya]

That took so long.

[Josiah]

Well, the thing with the shoes. The thing with the shoes is these are my real shoes. I own these shoes. But I was like, what's the gayest shoe? What's the gayest shoe I own? And it's the.

[Drew]

You guys have any gay shoes?

[Anya]

You. Weirdly, like, I.

[Josiah]

It literally looks like you shaved my pubes and put them on your face. That's crazy. Ew.

[Drew]

Ew. Ew. Dude, Drew, I've been having a fucking scared. I know.

[Josiah]

Wait, no. This is, like, really actually crazy experience.

[Drew]

This is so scary. I'm gonna fucking cry. I don't like it at all, though.

[Anya]

The nose. The nose and the, like, it does not look like Drew. But the makeup artists, we got them last minute, and they did their damn big one, and it's really scary, dude.

[Drew]

Like, they, like, kill it.

[Josiah]

Like, they, like.

[Anya]

You look so Gorgeous.

[Drew]

I can't even wait. Is light or lights going out or is it my contact?

[Anya]

It's your contact.

[Drew]

I keep having that of, like, is that flickering?

[Josiah]

I like, literally. This is so scary.

[Drew]

Also, I'm mystique. I feel like I didn't.

[Josiah]

Oh, we can tell, babe.

[Drew]

But with phones.

[Josiah]

The phone. The phone posits. I saw him by the front door, and honestly. Can I be honest, Josiah? I had a feeling you were going to be mystique. These were.

[Drew]

Because I've been talking about it for years.

[Josiah]

Exactly. That's what I was telling makeup artists.

[Anya]

It's your dream.

[Drew]

Yeah, I've been wanting to do that.

[Josiah]

Also, I saw the blue foam posits, and I was like, oh, blue. Like, blue. And then I shouldn't have left over there. I mean, you look incredible, actually. Like, this. Everybody's saying this is beautiful, dude.

[Anya]

I like everybody. There was a moment when I first saw you. Not body. I don't really like.

[Josiah]

I mean, the body goes crazy, but.

[Anya]

That'S not what I like about it.

[Josiah]

Wait, are you tucked? You're tucked? Oh, my God. Josiah tucked for this?

[Anya]

He committed well, because it just kind of like.

[Drew]

Wait.

[Josiah]

Also, the, like, pubes at the bottom.

[Anya]

That's how I was saying.

[Josiah]

It's, like, very bushy.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. This is my belly button.

[Josiah]

Girl, you got a turd loaded in that chamber right now. Turds and guts.

[Drew]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Josiah]

Turds and guts.

[Anya]

Well, I can't take the. I don't think I could take this hat off.

[Josiah]

No, wait. This is so special. And, like, also, I love that you actually got shit out of my closet.

[Anya]

Yeah, dude, I. You know. Okay, so I have to explain.

[Josiah]

Yeah. Oh, my God, this is so jarring. Like, the longer I look, the more it kind of does look like.

[Anya]

That's what we were all saying, but it. I look like you in the way that if somebody photographed me walking down the street right now, it would be you. You know, like, you're one of my doppelgangers.

[Josiah]

Should I release the unreleased doppelganger video now?

[Anya]

Oh, you really should.

[Josiah]

That would be sweet, actually.

[Drew]

Yeah, we filmed that.

[Josiah]

Should we film this Saturday? Saturday.

[Drew]

Sunday. Hey, Phil. Phil. What are Saturdays for?

[Josiah]

Saturday.

[Anya]

You know, what's up is, like, you bring me a kind of comfort that, like, a Miami gay guy would bring me. So I. I've weirdly accepted this as your. Like, if you could dress like this every day for the rest of your life and get your makeup done, and I would kind of with you also. You look gorgeous in makeup.

[Drew]

Skin looks like.

[Josiah]

Like, thank you, guys.

[Anya]

I'm.

[Josiah]

I swear to God, I, like, put this outfit on probably, like, two hours ago, just, like, to. Because I was, like, expecting hair and makeup shortly after. And I looked at myself in the mirror and, like, legitimately, like, my heart sank to my ass because I was like, this could be my future. Like, this is very. This is very close to a future. And, like, yeah, I would accept.

[Anya]

I think you look good. I'm not. I swear to God. I kind of think it looks good on you.

[Josiah]

I'm my most insecure and at my lowest. And I look in the mirror, like, I do see Phil. Saturday.

[Drew]

Sunday, you're out. You're Phil.

[Anya]

What are Saturdays for?

[Josiah]

Sunday. Fun day Saturday. And then he. He says, I was watching the video over and over again because I was really gonna come in.

[Anya]

The shirt is crazy.

[Josiah]

Oh, yeah, that's. That's the thing is the big.

[Anya]

That's the kicker.

[Josiah]

I have been looking for this shirt, specifically this shirt for years, and I finally fucking found it, bitch. I ordered a medium. They sent me an extra large. But country girls make do these pan insane. Like, look, I.

[Anya]

Not. I am not. I am not kidding. Maybe. Maybe I've been exploring Pinterest and whatnot a bit too much, but I'm kind of in love with this outfit on you.

[Josiah]

Am I changing the game? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Drew]

I love this.

[Josiah]

White boy's changing the game.

[Drew]

I don't know.

[Anya]

White boy has a little flavor.

[Drew]

I think you've been on Pinterest for too long.

[Anya]

I'm not kidding. If you put a random T shirt.

[Josiah]

With this, it would eat.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

Okay, good. It's really crazy looking at you, Josiah.

[Drew]

I know. Josh keeps getting uncomfortable. He can't look me in the eye because he, like. I feel like I'm in the presence of a woman, and he was.

[Anya]

Oh, okay.

[Drew]

Okay. First thing you do.

[Josiah]

Sandbags are fake.

[Drew]

They're not sandbags. They're real.

[Anya]

Oh, those are.

[Josiah]

Josiah got implants.

[Drew]

I got implants for this, and I got hip hop. Actually, no. The. Let me tell you something about this. This whole bodysuit is one bodysuit or the. The. The under padding is skims.

[Josiah]

Oh, really?

[Anya]

Yes, the skims body.

[Josiah]

We went there.

[Drew]

She sells a one that has hip pads, butt pads, a brawl, and it.

[Josiah]

Compresses your tum, but you have it right now.

[Drew]

It's literally on.

[Josiah]

That's your tongue. That's your tongue.

[Anya]

Compressed body, serving bunny.

[Maggie Freeling]

Oh, you know what?

[Anya]

You're also kind of giving is Detox.

[Drew]

Detox coming at you with this little virus.

[Josiah]

Supersonic. Well, guys, Sonic, my costume this year pivoted last second to Phil, but it was going to be Coco Montrese. Oh, wait, wait, wait.

[Anya]

Okay.

[Josiah]

Who the fuck is Coco Montrese? Delivery robot. And it was gonna be me in the Coco Montre dress. Play the clip with the hat and the cane in the picture. And then I was gonna have a leg warmers on for. Who the is Coco? Who the is Coco?

[Drew]

Roll the clip.

[Anya]

I don't know. I just want to see a fight. Who the fuck is Coco? What the fuck? I didn't even know there was a Coco at our school. A sweater around the waist.

[Josiah]

And a sweater around the waist, obviously. Red sweater. And then I was gonna put four wheels. One here, one here, one here, and one here under my arm for the Coco delivery robots that Romeo.

[Anya]

And I was voting for a backpack to be added so that when he turned around, he had.

[Drew]

Oh, he could have been backpack kid.

[Josiah]

Yes.

[Anya]

What happened to him?

[Drew]

Why did that make you laugh so hard? Also, I was telling Anya earlier that it's really just a journey that you remember anyways. It's the journey. It's usually the journey that you remember. Anyways, wait.

[Josiah]

This outfit looks kind of cute on you, though. And thank you. Oh, no, not you, Josiah.

[Anya]

You're into me right now because I'm kind of a boy.

[Josiah]

Yeah, not you wearing my clothes.

[Anya]

Like, okay, like, if you were really up, like, so up and you saw me.

[Josiah]

No, no. This is like. This is the scariest I have ever seen in my entire life.

[Anya]

Feel really creepy as a guy. I'm not kidding. I had like.

[Josiah]

Wait, not the gender, Ben.

[Anya]

No, I'm not kidding. Today has taken me on a journey. Like I was when I was in the bathroom. I got my makeup and wig and everything put on before I changed. And then I was like, I should try to, like, take my boobs down a little bit. So I just. I don't have, like, knock.

[Josiah]

You are flat chested as.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

Oh, my God.

[Anya]

Like, looking in the mirror like this. Like. Like this. And taping. And I was like, oh, my God.

[Josiah]

Like you're experiencing gender euphoria.

[Anya]

No. Yeah, I taped my boobs down.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. That's like a performance art.

[Anya]

I. I remember I did have a binder when my boobs were really big because I wanted a breast reduction.

[Josiah]

A school binder. You put papers in. Why would you have that?

[Anya]

Well, I squish myself between the binder. Body challenge.

[Drew]

Did y' all walk around School with your binder like that? Cuz I did.

[Josiah]

No. And I also. I don't know if we' talked about this, but book covers were very important to me. Like those like nylon, like stretchy book covers. And I would like collect them and I was so excited when I found new ones and cool ones. And there was a kid actually that had like the sickest book covers I have ever seen in my entire fucking life. And he would not tell me where he got them. And they felt almost vintage in a way. Like they felt like they weren't some shit you could get at Walmart or Target.

[Anya]

She was on ebay, actually. You know what, you were like, you were probably gassing this kid up and he was probably so insecure about having old book covers. So you genuinely probably made his lunch bag.

[Drew]

We would make them out of the lunch bag, like the brown lunch bag material. I don't make them.

[Anya]

And tape them on each other. Had book covers. Like my parents just.

[Drew]

We always wanted to do them because we would rent the books. Like we would not buy the books. We would rent them or loan them because we couldn't afford to buy the books. So they would make us do book covers.

[Josiah]

We never had to rent or loan or buy books. They were just given to us.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Once we got to high school, we had to like. You had to pay for your books?

[Anya]

There were certain books you had to pay for, I think at my school.

[Drew]

Especially if you were taking like AP classes. Yeah. Like all that. Like, which, like my siblings. Not me, but like my siblings. Smart. Were smart. Some of them.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Not all of them.

[Anya]

I mean, all of them can't be smart. Oh my God. We all come from such big families.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Drew]

I mean, me and Drew both have five siblings.

[Anya]

A lot. I have four.

[Josiah]

I know. If you really think about it, look at this frame and then think about big families. And this is exactly what happens when you're from a big family. You compete for attention.

[Drew]

And I'm surprised Anya's not the youngest.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Because I'm the youngest. And you're like almost the youngest. Like you're the baby boy.

[Josiah]

Yeah, I am the youngest.

[Anya]

I was a middle child for my formative years, which I think does really speak to my soul.

[Drew]

That tracks.

[Anya]

But my nature screams oldest child.

[Drew]

I don't want to have three kids though, cuz I don't want to have a middle child.

[Josiah]

Your hands are so scary.

[Drew]

Oh, how they're blue.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Anya]

How many kids do you want?

[Drew]

Two. Two is perfect. If you have an only child. All the only Children I've met. They are up.

[Josiah]

No, I don't want an only child.

[Anya]

I don't know. I kind of with only. No, no, no, no.

[Drew]

You need a boy.

[Anya]

I don't know if I only child. That's why I took that back. I don't know anybody personally.

[Josiah]

Have you ever interacted child and like, realize that they genuinely don't know how to share? Like it's like a thing like only child. Children don't know how to share. No, but that tracks in a crazy way. Yeah.

[Drew]

I want two kids cuz no middle child. Cuz I don't want to do that to a kid. That's torture.

[Anya]

You know what's up is I kind of would love just to have one child. But I also was. I was talking about this with somebody the other day. Like, my perceptions of motherhood are so specific. Because no matter what, like, even when there was a time where I distinctly did not want to have a mom or not have a mom. Sorry, I got distracted from Drew being over there. Why did you walk that way?

[Josiah]

I tripped. These shoes are actually unironically.

[Drew]

Why are you tripping?

[Josiah]

So they're cutting the circulation off to my right calf. And I've never felt pain like this in my life.

[Drew]

That's what a blood clot.

[Josiah]

That sounds like.

[Anya]

Do you know beauty is penny feels like for a girl?

[Drew]

Yeah. Every Halloween. I know how it feels like for.

[Josiah]

A girl, and I hate it.

[Drew]

I would never. I can't do this 365 days a year. One day a year, you paint yourself.

[Josiah]

Blue every day for 365 days a year.

[Drew]

I wish.

[Josiah]

How do girls do that?

[Drew]

How did. That is what I think though, cuz they do.

[Josiah]

This is a long time coming. This is very monumental. This is special.

[Anya]

Always specifically wanted to do since 2019. Kim Kardashian doing also.

[Josiah]

I'm like, y' all were in the makeup chair for literally four hours. And I was in the makeup chair for 15 seconds. Like, I. It was really az.

[Anya]

Baby, you're perfect.

[Josiah]

Baby. I didn't even need makeup. Yeah, I gave. I gave Phil a long time ago.

[Anya]

Yeah. Baby, you are Phil.

[Drew]

Baby, you are Phil. Hey, Phil. What are Saturdays for? Saturday. Saturday fun. Oh, my gosh.

[Josiah]

For the sexy boys. Did you know he ends up saying that in that.

[Drew]

Wait, he said there's a full extended version?

[Anya]

Well, yeah, there's a longer version.

[Drew]

Girl, that's a Modelo effect.

[Anya]

My hair is all fucked up.

[Drew]

Oh. And the haunting continues. Girl, the house is haunted.

[Josiah]

Haunted. Boots down. It's ooky. Spooky in here, y'.

[Anya]

All.

[Drew]

Drew got stuck in the attic the other day.

[Josiah]

Let's talk about that.

[Anya]

Wait, did you actually.

[Drew]

Yep.

[Josiah]

Wait, what? When?

[Drew]

Girl, he was up there for, like.

[Josiah]

Eight hours, Josiah and I. No, no, unironically.

[Drew]

You weren't home.

[Josiah]

Josiah put me up there. Yeah. I have dust in my Ey. Particles. This is really freaky to see. Like, the longer. The longer I look, the more I see. But it doesn't. It.

[Anya]

No, it doesn't really look like you.

[Josiah]

It's just. It's just masculine you. That's jarring.

[Drew]

Oh, wait, Drew.

[Josiah]

But the cheeks. Like, have I not read myself? The filth. Don't I give that.

[Drew]

Don't I don't give that.

[Anya]

Don't do all that.

[Drew]

I look like this.

[Anya]

Don't do all that.

[Josiah]

It's crazy that y' all say I look like.

[Anya]

No, because what's crazy is you're not commenting on. They had to add cheeks because I just have such a feminine, sleek, slim face. And that is what they were talking about. They were like. They were like. They were basically saying I had no. They were saying I had nothing down here.

[Josiah]

And I'm like, not too much on my girl. Not too much on my girl's job.

[Anya]

They were like. They were like, yeah, you have, like, nothing over here.

[Josiah]

Also, the thing is, like, the fact that they pulled this off in, like, literally eight hours. Like, having eight hours of planning to figure this out is very special. They, like, because they only had, like, a day to figure out prosthetics and shit for that. So my friends text, let's do a quick little weekend getaway. Super chill, right? Famous last words. Suddenly, someone's buying a bonfire outfit. The Airbnb costs more than my car. And apparently there's a boat now, literally, when did this turn into Coachella? That's when I pull out my Klarna card. Swipe, done. And if I want it off my plate now, I can pay in full or I can pay later. And there's no group chat math to figure it out. Oh, also, my budget's still breathing. No IOUs, no stress. Because the Klarna card isn't just a card. It's how you survive friends. Super chill. Plans, dinners, outfits, random trips you didn't plan for covered. Plus, no credit impact when you apply. So next time, the plan spiral. Stay in control. Learn more About [e-mail] Debit Flex Card Pay later. Plans issued by Webbank Deposits in your balance account are held at Web, bank member, fdic, anywhere Visa is accepted, certain merchant product good and service restrictions apply. Some merchants do not accept virtual cards, physical card only included with a paid Klarna membership plan. I know you remember that doctor appointment you were planning on making a while ago, the one you meant to book but you got sidetracked and completely forgot. Why not book it on zocdoc? I don't know about you guys, but my entire social feed is full of red light therapy right now. I genuinely don't think that's real. I think it's actually causing real genuine issues with your skin. So please stop and go to a dermatologist like immediately like a real dermatologist and book it through ZocDoc. Leave it to a professional. Oh, and let's not forget I'm geriatric now and I can't sleep at night. I'm so stressed all the time. But finding a doctor can be tough. That's where ZocDoc comes into play. ZocDoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors and instantly click to book an appointment. Y', all, I've mentioned my sleep issues, they're debilitating. And trust and believe a doctor appointment has been booked through Zocdoc. Stop putting off those doctor appointments and go to zocdoc.comintercom to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today. That's z o c-o c.com zocdoc.com Intercom.

[Anya]

All I know is what I've been told and that to have truth is a whole lie.

[Maggie Freeling]

For almost a decade, the murder of an 18 year old girl from a small town in Graves County, Kentucky went unsolved until a local homemaker, a journalist and a handful of girls came forward with a story.

[Anya]

I'm telling you, we know Quincy killed her.

[Maggie Freeling]

We know a story that law enforcement used to convict six people and that got the citizen investigator on national tv.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Through sheer persistence and nerve, this Kentucky housewife helped give justice to Jessica Curran.

[Maggie Freeling]

My name is Maggie Freeling. I'm a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist producer and I wouldn't be here if the truth were that easy to find.

[Josiah]

I did not know her and I did not kill her or rape or burn or any of that other stuff.

[Drew]

That y' all said.

[Anya]

They literally made me say that I took a match and struck and threw it on her. They made me say that I poured gas on her.

[Maggie Freeling]

From lava for good. This is Graves County, a show about just how far our legal system will Go. In order to find someone to blame.

[Josiah]

America, y' all better wake the hell up. Bad things happens to good people and small towns.

[Maggie Freeling]

Listen to Graves county in the Bone Valley feed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to binge the entire season ad free, subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.

[Josiah]

Gente.

[Drew]

It's Ana Ortiz, and I'm Mark and Delicato.

[Anya]

You might know us as Hilda and.

[Drew]

Justin from Ugly Betty.

[Anya]

We played mother and son on the show, but in real life, we're best friends.

[Josiah]

And I'm all grown up now. Welcome to our new podcast, Viva Betty.

[Anya]

Can you believe it has been almost 20 years? That's not even possible.

[Drew]

You're the only one that looks that much different. I look exactly.

[Anya]

We're rewatching the series from start to finish and getting into all the fashions.

[Drew]

The drama, and the behind the scenes moments that you've never heard before.

[Josiah]

You're gonna hear from guests like America Ferrera, Vanessa Williams, Michael Urie, Becky Newton, Tony Plana, and so many more icons.

[Anya]

Each and every one.

[Josiah]

All of a sudden, like, someone, like.

[Drew]

Comes running up to me and it's.

[Josiah]

Salma Hayek, and she's like, you are my Ugly Betty.

[Anya]

And I was like, what is she even talking about? Listen to Viva Betty as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever.

[Josiah]

You get your podcasts. Okay, well, let's get into the fucking episode, guys. How about that? How about that challenge?

[Drew]

This is the birthday episode.

[Josiah]

I saw Addison Rae in concert with Inya, and I didn't. And Josiah wasn't there.

[Drew]

I didn't know it was happening.

[Anya]

Dang.

[Josiah]

Well, it was legitimately one of the most special moments.

[Drew]

You guys are at the Greek.

[Josiah]

Yeah, I was so. I haven't. I haven't felt that happy in a very long time. Like, the way it felt like I was literally watching a star be born. Like Lady Gaga. Like, it was like. It was so special. Like, she is a star. The show was amazing. The crowd was so fun. Like, they were into it. Crazy. She's a fucking. That bitch can move. Like she's a mover and a shaker. Yes. And also there was, like, a lot of theatrics.

[Anya]

She's just such a good performer. She's like a really good entertainer. People, I think, are born to be, like, entertainers. And to me, I'm like, that is that person. Also, it's so funny.

[Josiah]

Not me experiencing twink Death at the Addison Rae concert.

[Anya]

No, we had, like, the reversal. You became full drink and I became otter.

[Josiah]

I became the gayest version of myself. It was crazy. And then it carried into first Halloween number one. That video. That video of you smoking a joint outside. If you hear in the background. Listen. Listen to this. This is actually.

[Anya]

Wait, did Addison Ray's concert make you more gay?

[Josiah]

It made me more gay. One, there's a video of me dancing to aquamarine that I will not reveal to the world. Like, I'm touching myself in. In ways that I should not be. But this clip in. Yeah. Oh, wait.

[Anya]

I am obsessed with this little guy, by the way.

[Josiah]

I know.

[Drew]

With this big, little thumpers.

[Anya]

Yeah, right? He's so cute.

[Drew]

I love him.

[Anya]

I really, like.

[Drew]

Listen to me in the background, like, Jesus.

[Anya]

No one is.

[Josiah]

Panic attack. Oh, my God.

[Drew]

That's you.

[Josiah]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Anya]

I love it.

[Josiah]

Oh, my God. I love it.

[Anya]

I love it. I love.

[Josiah]

But no, I was cleaning out that night. Like, I was. I was very gay.

[Drew]

Yeah. I find sometimes if I'm like, doing something like that and I'm like, the night we saw Janet, like, da, da, da, da, da.

[Josiah]

I'm like, it just comes out.

[Drew]

I'm feeling. You gotta fantasy.

[Josiah]

You gotta judge it up a little bit. But Addison was fucking awesome. And then I saw Frost Children, like, the next night, which. There was one song. I still don't know the title of the song. I've looked it up up so many times. But there was one song that they played where it felt like every neuron in my body was firing. We didn't even talk about Charlie XCX coming out randomly.

[Anya]

No. That night was literally like.

[Josiah]

I swear, I have seen Charlie XCX more than I've seen my own family. I know I have seen her more than my own family at this point. And I know y' all can agree. Okay. I'm so glad I got that off. I'm so glad I got that off. I said that in the car on the way to Addison, and it literally.

[Anya]

It set us off.

[Josiah]

Everyone was dying laughing.

[Anya]

We were all jealous.

[Josiah]

It was crazy. And I just had to worm my way in.

[Anya]

And you landed it. You got in.

[Josiah]

Did I execute?

[Anya]

And you almost got it in without this part being exposed, but you just had to let him know.

[Josiah]

No, I think it's funnier. I think it's funnier this way.

[Anya]

But no, it's the self awareness of knowing when you have to listen back to the episode of being like.

[Josiah]

Like, why did I say that. What am I saying? But Frost Children, it ties into Addison Rae in a second. But saw Frost Children, the song played. I was so euphoric. Like, I haven't felt like that since Addison Rae the night before and before that. It's been years, but I felt like.

[Drew]

That since the night before.

[Josiah]

Twelve hours prior, since the night before. But I put on my close friend story, this photo, and I said, me at the Addison Rain Frost Children concert. Okay, so there's a 56 year old woman here. Addison's all my close friends. And she saw it and I felt. I felt so bad. I was like, babe, I'm not making fun of you. I'm making fun of myself. I'm the 56 year old woman. Like, this is crazy. And she did not say a fucking word. She didn't like it. She just moved on. And I was like, hopefully she doesn't think I'm making fun of her, but.

[Anya]

Like, no, there's no world where she would think that.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Because it's all love.

[Josiah]

Yeah, I love it Is one love.

[Drew]

It's one love, one heart the girl can turn it let's be real now. She did headphones on. I love those headphones.

[Josiah]

Aquamarine's my favorite. Which was favorite?

[Drew]

Headphones on or New York?

[Anya]

I love New York Times like these.

[Drew]

But probably headphones on. That's like. That's a good ass single.

[Josiah]

Like, damn, you're a good ass single. Come here.

[Anya]

Should I talk about the night I had?

[Josiah]

Oh, my God.

[Anya]

Yeah, dude, I had like such a.

[Josiah]

Josiah, what have you been up to?

[Anya]

I know.

[Josiah]

Yeah. Actually, where have you been, y'? All? Mind you, this is the first time we've seen Josiah in like four months.

[Drew]

That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. We went out the other night.

[Anya]

Went out? I wouldn't say to the party.

[Drew]

To the party?

[Anya]

To what party?

[Drew]

To the party. And I dance.

[Josiah]

The Dead party. Yeah, we were. Yeah, that was fun.

[Anya]

That was fun.

[Drew]

What about. I got a job.

[Josiah]

Yeah. Birthday boy loved that you were there. Who's.

[Drew]

Oh, yes. But no. Yeah, I just. I've been getting money from my bookings and stuff and I own a business.

[Anya]

Oh, you.

[Josiah]

Okay, Tony?

[Anya]

What are your bookings?

[Drew]

No, I own a business.

[Anya]

Okay. What?

[Drew]

I own like a trucking company.

[Anya]

That just sounds like what Tokyo Tony does.

[Drew]

No, that's what I do.

[Anya]

Who are you.

[Josiah]

Girl?

[Anya]

See, you can't even.

[Josiah]

This is.

[Drew]

This is who you are.

[Josiah]

No, no, no. Hold on. This is Shanghai Johnny, girl. What? What? Tokyo Tony?

[Anya]

Shanghai Drew.

[Drew]

Oh, My God, Drew, that is, like, better than Bethany Grapes.

[Josiah]

Like, that is like Shanghai Johnny.

[Anya]

Fuck. Oh, my God. You know who I should have been for Halloween?

[Josiah]

Shanghai Johnny.

[Drew]

Girl, Shanghai Johnny is insane. Shanghai Johnny and Tokyo Tony. Fiona Apple and Bethany Grapes.

[Josiah]

Yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

Bethany Graves and Frank Ocean and Jim River.

[Josiah]

The Nile is a river in Egypt. Oh, but what's some more. Wait, we need to come up with some more for Beyonce.

[Drew]

I don't know if you could.

[Anya]

You can't do Beyonce.

[Drew]

You can't do Beyonce.

[Josiah]

Drew Phillips.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Anya]

Oh, I love you.

[Josiah]

Okay, wait, wait. Red Bull. Blue Cow, girl.

[Drew]

Blue Cow.

[Josiah]

Blue cow right there.

[Drew]

Get into it. No, really, let's wake it up. Eat.

[Josiah]

I'm E.T. i'm E.T. i'm extra. I'm extra. Read all about it. Read all about it. I'm E.T. i'm extra. I'm. What I've been up to.

[Anya]

Yeah, what have you actually been up to?

[Drew]

I've actually been up to.

[Josiah]

Mustache flies off your face every time you breathe, by the way.

[Anya]

I know. All day I was, like, trying not to move.

[Drew]

A close family member of mine had a mental breakdown.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Taking care of her.

[Anya]

You're fucked up, bitch.

[Drew]

Yeah, you are messed up.

[Josiah]

She knows I'm. I'm laughing at the delivery.

[Drew]

Okay, but that's. That's. That's what's been going on. Some people have been talking to me. They've been like, oh, like. Like a fan page or whatever. Like, you're locked in a basement.

[Josiah]

Why?

[Drew]

All the videos you post is in the same place in the same outfit. I don't change, girl. And really, I'm just in my house. Like, I've just been caretaking.

[Josiah]

But also, Josiah actually has been, like, one of the greatest, greatest siblings I have ever seen in my entire life. Like, just need to give you your flower.

[Anya]

Brought it, like, closer and closer and closer to id.

[Josiah]

Who.

[Anya]

Exactly. This is about.

[Josiah]

Oh, no.

[Drew]

Which. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

[Anya]

I think it's fine. But, dude, I hope we can leave that in because, like, he said, someone, or what do you say? A family member.

[Drew]

The best sibling. But no.

[Anya]

Wait.

[Drew]

It was the Ouija board that's haunted. That Loki is freaky as fuck.

[Anya]

All that means is commando strips don't.

[Drew]

Work and they're nothing but waste.

[Josiah]

Also, all that means is we have. Have good energy. Like, the.

[Drew]

The.

[Josiah]

The gods are on our side. The angels. No, they're knocking it down. The demons wouldn't knock that down. They would Keep it up.

[Drew]

They would make it float, but instead. But no.

[Anya]

You know what? You kind of look like a closeted pastor in this.

[Drew]

Like, do, like, a Southern accent and say that. We need to rely on the Lord.

[Anya]

Oh, no. Yeah, my skirt. Just.

[Drew]

My skirt.

[Josiah]

I, like, was pulling it shut so hard, I cut it in half.

[Drew]

Say in a Southern accent. We need to rely on the Lord we need to rely on the Lord. I'm.

[Josiah]

Girl, we need to rely on the.

[Drew]

Lord Drew, you are from Texas.

[Anya]

Yeah. Like, what?

[Drew]

What the fuck?

[Anya]

We need to rely on the Lord all murder.

[Josiah]

All. We need to. Yeah, guys, I'm, like, literally with y'.

[Drew]

All.

[Josiah]

I was trying to do a British accent, but it would not come out.

[Anya]

Oh, my God. You were really scared.

[Josiah]

We need to rely on the Lord.

[Drew]

There you go.

[Josiah]

Okay.

[Drew]

You weren't really freaking me out because.

[Anya]

I was like, girl, I'm not kidding. You just gave. You had to. That pink soda. I just had to. You by acting like you couldn't do that.

[Drew]

You just gave. The reaction you gave me was the. You know, the tuck might have come a little undone.

[Anya]

What the.

[Drew]

Okay. But in.

[Josiah]

We need to rely on the Lord.

[Drew]

Taking care of my sister or. Whoa. Well, Cass has a bag. I've been taking care of one of my siblings, and she's doing. She doesn't care.

[Anya]

And if it's in here, guys, I swear we did the right thing.

[Drew]

We did ask, but, yeah, she's doing so much better. And I've also. Besides that the band ended.

[Anya]

Yeah. Dude, that's crazy. That is insane.

[Drew]

Mic, drop up.

[Anya]

How do you feel?

[Drew]

No, it's. It's. The thing was, we've been together for seven years.

[Anya]

That whole thing. I, like, didn't really reach out and say anything because in a selfish way, I'm like, this aged me.

[Josiah]

No, that's like.

[Anya]

Like, seeing that it was done was like.

[Drew]

I was like, oh, my God.

[Anya]

Yeah. And I was like, oh, my God.

[Josiah]

No.

[Drew]

Like, the first video, we were there.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Rip to the band. Like, really? Like. Well, I mean, there is no. There's no. It's, like, not a done deal of, like, oh, it'll never, ever come back to light or we never play again. But for the time being, yeah, we were just like. We've been together for seven years. Everybody's, like, chilling. Like, let's just chill.

[Anya]

Also, I think it was, like, a good call in terms of, like. I think I look back at the age y' all are all hitting, and, like, it really is time to be.

[Josiah]

Like, oh, like, shaking and Moving.

[Anya]

Where am I going? Like, seriously, what is it?

[Drew]

Yeah, and I think we were able to, like, make stuff that we really were just like.

[Josiah]

I don't know.

[Anya]

I love.

[Drew]

I. Yeah, we finally made an album.

[Anya]

Yalls album.

[Drew]

We made one album. First and last.

[Anya]

So good.

[Maggie Freeling]

I.

[Anya]

No, I'm not kidding. I, like, on, like, the music nerd side of my brain. I unironically am, like, such a fan of it.

[Drew]

Like, Corbin's a go.

[Josiah]

I mean, Corbin is a genius. That motherfucker will go far.

[Drew]

Oh, no.

[Josiah]

Yes.

[Drew]

But no, I love them with all my heart, bro. And. But, yeah, but besides the. With my sister, I've just been still working on music and just. Oh, my God.

[Anya]

Sounds like a witch behind my ass.

[Josiah]

No, the music. I mean, we won't even.

[Drew]

Oh, you guys have only heard a little bit.

[Josiah]

The. The little bit that I did hear. Yeah. Very special.

[Drew]

It's just so early, but it's all good.

[Josiah]

It's probably going to be completely different by the time it comes out, but.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah, that'll probably never see light of day.

[Josiah]

Ye. But it'll be. Guys, trust me.

[Anya]

I'm gonna leak it behind a paywall.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'll leak it for $10 each.

[Josiah]

Only fans.

[Drew]

But, yeah, that's what I've been doing. That's really what I've been doing. I've just been, like, sessioning and being, like, a caretaker. That's my new job. I'm a nurse.

[Josiah]

Jacking off, y'. All. You know, I'm, like, on, like, a no fab streak. For real? For real.

[Drew]

Why? It's not even November.

[Josiah]

Just literally in general. Why?

[Anya]

I mean, does it count if you're getting play, though?

[Josiah]

Who said I'm getting play?

[Drew]

You say it all the time.

[Josiah]

I get playful.

[Anya]

I unironically agree with you. It does count.

[Josiah]

It counts.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

And it's not even.

[Anya]

It's because your heart is not led by gluttony, period.

[Josiah]

And it's also my love. Exactly. My sex drive has been the lowest it's ever been, so, though, it's kind of awesome.

[Drew]

Okay, did you start an SSRI or something? The. No, I'm on 100mg ZO loft.

[Josiah]

We can tell.

[Drew]

Yeah, the tuck was easy. Let's just say that the tuck was easy.

[Josiah]

Nothing.

[Drew]

It shriveled up.

[Josiah]

Your penis.

[Drew]

Follow.

[Josiah]

Did you know, guys, be careful while Butrin will make your penis fall off.

[Drew]

Well, Butrin's gnarly. Like, some people get on it and they're, like, hard.

[Anya]

I asked my psychiatrist if I could get on Wellbutrin, because I had heard good things about it for women. And then he was like, the good.

[Josiah]

Things in question is, it curbs your appetite and gives you girl boners.

[Drew]

Girl.

[Anya]

Yeah. I was scared of losing my sex drive, and I kind of did with Prozac.

[Josiah]

Like, Neutrin will turn that up.

[Anya]

Yeah, no, I know. That's why I was like, okay, I don't have to worry about losing it. But. But then he was like, oh, no, you can't be on well Butrin. Because, like, cuz, like, your main issues is that you. You have really bad ocd, and I.

[Drew]

Don'T think can make it. Can make it worse.

[Anya]

My wig.

[Josiah]

No, just me. Like, seeing me in is crazy, little buddy. Wait, should we kiss? So it's me. K. Should we actually.

[Anya]

Yeah, we should not make out, though. We have to save a make out. Yeah.

[Josiah]

Wait, but is this. Is this the. Is this the moment?

[Anya]

Like, you dressed as well and me as you?

[Josiah]

I feel like I should be dressed as me and it's me kissing me.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

After I get out of this, we'll kiss.

[Drew]

What I really wanted to do, Drew, was not tell you about this.

[Josiah]

And the thing is, I was dead serious.

[Anya]

No, me too. Like, me too.

[Josiah]

Josiah is too.

[Drew]

I mean, yeah, I'm like, yeah, whatever, but what I really wanted to do was have you dress up as Enya and not tell you that she was dressing up as you and be like, drew, you should get prosthetics, dress up as Anya and not tell her. I wouldn't tell her.

[Josiah]

I'll just do that for next week.

[Drew]

Next week.

[Anya]

Now that we got this woman.

[Josiah]

Oh, also, episodes are being uploaded on Friday, by the way.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah, Also, yeah, finally, Halloween episode is uploaded on Friday.

[Josiah]

Yeah, we're switching back to Friday.

[Drew]

Welcome to Halloween, baby.

[Josiah]

Oh, my God, it literally is Halloween. Should I do some creepy shit with the lights?

[Drew]

Yeah, low key. You should.

[Anya]

I mean, is it gonna destroy, like, what that guy did?

[Josiah]

No, no, he moved these around. That motherfucker did not play. He came in here, did the light shit, and then left like he was. He was really on it.

[Drew]

Let me see your Halloweener, baby.

[Anya]

Ooh, you look stunning.

[Josiah]

Thank you. No, unironically. Josiah, you look gorgeous.

[Drew]

A lot of people said that to me today. They were like, wow, you low key look like beaut.

[Anya]

Like, I think I. Like, if I had a drink or three in me, I would.

[Drew]

That's what Inya kept saying, though. That's why I started not making eye contact.

[Anya]

Keep Josiah as far away I wouldn't.

[Josiah]

Touch him with a ten foot pole, personally. This is.

[Drew]

This is definitely creepiest.

[Josiah]

Wait, no, I can get. I can get. Do some really crazy.

[Drew]

This is the lighting for the lie detector with Vanity Fair. Okay. Are we hooked? Up, up.

[Josiah]

Oh, it's like a fire.

[Drew]

Okay, like, what does that look like, though?

[Josiah]

Actually looks. I literally. I. I'm not kidding. Oh, my God. I'm not kidding. I don't know if you heard me. Just pause for a second. I saw you sitting in that chair and I thought it was me and I was like, am I dreaming? Like, I literally. It literally in this lighting that freaked me out in a way. Like, I was like. I like, looked at you and I was like, oh, my God. Wait, that's.

[Drew]

Dude, does it the light keep changing or is it my contacts, girl? No, I can see it pulsing.

[Anya]

Why are you staring at a light bulb, bro? Oh, oh.

[Drew]

Put it back on. Put it back on.

[Josiah]

Dude. We'll do the fire.

[Anya]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Josiah]

I like the fire.

[Anya]

I like that it scared you. Wait, guys, do you want to hear about my.

[Josiah]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Drew]

What happened to you?

[Anya]

Okay. Oh, do you want my babe?

[Drew]

No, it's okay.

[Anya]

So the other night, me, Drew, Mary Beth, Benny and Pat. And Pat.

[Josiah]

And Kai.

[Anya]

And Kai.

[Josiah]

So it was a bu.

[Drew]

Me.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Anya]

Ho. You're not even a bad.

[Josiah]

It was. It was called Gay guy night. We had a group chat.

[Anya]

Exactly.

[Drew]

I wouldn't have been.

[Anya]

That's why I was in there, because I'm Drew. So I had gone to dinner with friends before I had gone and had hot pot. It was amazing. Dead sober. End up going to meet up with everybody because I'm like, yeah, it. I'll go out. I'm not wearing a costume or anything. And when I get there, the only cost, It's a costume party we're going to. And the only costume available was this caveman one for a grown ass man. So I was like, whatever, I'll wear this. And all I had on was like.

[Josiah]

A lace bra under, and it was so sexy.

[Anya]

Can we insert a pick if we have it?

[Drew]

Wait, actually. Oh, okay. Wait. You lucky. We're.

[Josiah]

We'll put a rainbow emoji over your knocker, but damn.

[Anya]

Well, no, I don't even give a. Like, free the nipples.

[Josiah]

Like, you look so good in this picture.

[Drew]

Wait, actually, of course he would say, free the nipple.

[Josiah]

Free the nipple. That's what I'm saying.

[Drew]

What happened to free the nipple?

[Anya]

I'm you. I'm you from the feuds from the past. I really wanted to be you when you were all up on the sidewalk and I wanted them to paint me.

[Josiah]

I had that thought when you came.

[Anya]

In, but one, I couldn't find your pants, and I don't know if you got rid of those pants. The happy nine nine pants that you were wearing in that. I couldn't find them in your closet.

[Josiah]

They're in the basement.

[Anya]

Yeah, I was like, I couldn't find them. And I was like, it. I'm just.

[Josiah]

Drew. I'm just.

[Anya]

I'm just due.

[Josiah]

When did you get this outfit, by the way? What? When'd you get this out of my closet? Today?

[Anya]

You don't need to know.

[Josiah]

Did you get it out today? When? Where was I?

[Anya]

In here. But, dude, the bottom of my socks are so dirty. I feel like you're for real, but. Oh, my God.

[Josiah]

And what's funny is I've intentionally faced this sock towards entire time because I'm like, they're not that bad.

[Drew]

Would you say you guys are a dirty foot household?

[Anya]

Well, I. I step outside. I'm a bad habit if I step outside. Yeah, I step outside to smoke, but. Okay. So I meet up with everybody. I go to Kai's house. Mind you, I have not been back there since the shrooms incident.

[Drew]

Oh, God.

[Anya]

So I go to Kai's house, and we're, like, all, like, pre gaming, and I think I maybe had two shots. I, like, did not drink that much there. At least. I don't remember. Like, I wasn't like, like, throwing it back, but, like, you were throwing it back. Oh, in the bathroom with Drew.

[Josiah]

Y. Yeah.

[Anya]

That's where you got that picture. You took that picture of me, and.

[Josiah]

Then we got to, like, on Kai.

[Anya]

Oh, my God. Like, did Kai catch it?

[Josiah]

Kai caught it in a crazy way.

[Anya]

That's my boy.

[Josiah]

Kai is like the. The group flirt.

[Drew]

Like, it's.

[Anya]

Yeah, well, Kai's just the group boy toy.

[Josiah]

He's, like, literally tossed around.

[Drew]

I have my time with him. Everybody toss him around.

[Josiah]

Kai's not here today. Dying. Sorry.

[Drew]

He passed away.

[Josiah]

He died. Benny threw it back too hard, and he died. His head exploded.

[Drew]

Actually, Kai broke his back. He got ran by a dump truck. Dude, Josh kept texting me and calling me the other night saying, can you pick me up? I broke my. Both of my legs. I got hit by a dump truck.

[Josiah]

Oh. Also, the only two people that responded to my can you pick me up? Close friend story that you did was I didn't see that real as. And then Greg Ross.

[Anya]

Oh, wow, that's sweet. That's really random.

[Josiah]

I know. The only two.

[Drew]

I didn't see it.

[Josiah]

Fuck you.

[Drew]

No, not fuck me.

[Josiah]

What if I was stranded and died?

[Anya]

You're a bitch.

[Drew]

You should have fucking called me then.

[Josiah]

If you had service.

[Anya]

What I'm referencing is I was bored and wanted attention, and I put on my story, can someone pick up my car? And the only people who responded was Orion. My BAE did it. Bae. Da da da.

[Josiah]

Bae.

[Anya]

And then Dom. Dom Roberts. That's her last name, right? That's what her name automatically, like, saved in my phone. And she texted me about, like, the Halloween thing they're doing.

[Josiah]

You say we're going to.

[Anya]

Oh, yeah, maybe I already put myself down.

[Drew]

Is it on Halloween? The day of Halloween?

[Josiah]

Yeah, I'm there and then I'm going to. That's funny.

[Anya]

Wait, did he get. Wait, did he get the part? Wait, no, I did.

[Josiah]

You know, Dom.

[Drew]

No, no, I was supposed to be in the video.

[Josiah]

No, no.

[Drew]

Yeah, I was supposed to be in the video.

[Anya]

No, you were. Yeah, I believe that I was supposed.

[Drew]

To be in the video.

[Anya]

No, of course. Every video.

[Josiah]

I actually am RSVPing right now.

[Drew]

Okay, so wait, what happened? You were dressed up as the caveman.

[Anya]

Wait, did I finish that? Oh, only Dom Orion replied. And now I know who to trust.

[Drew]

That's the end of the story.

[Anya]

Yeah. Oh, no, no. The Kai likes house.

[Drew]

Yeah. Dude, I can't look at you. Please continue. Continue. Just continue. Just continue.

[Josiah]

Saturday. Saturday.

[Drew]

That's the bad thing about Mystique, too, is she doesn't have any, like, good one liner. She's just, like, shape shifting into. Yeah, I mean, she's hot. I hot. Wait, wait. Apple's new space heater. I hot.

[Anya]

Okay, so whatever. We end up going to this party, and we're there. It's fine. I don't feel like I didn't feel up in the car. Like, I. I felt perfectly fine. Fine. We get to the party, we go in. I'm like, talking to everybody, whatever kind of vibing. I go get a drink. Then I end up getting another drink. But by the second drink, I was with Drew and the whole group, and Drew had gotten shots. You look so scary right now, by the way.

[Josiah]

Oh, my God. You look, like, haunted. Wait, how do I. I don't know how to turn this light back.

[Drew]

I just farted.

[Anya]

Ew.

[Drew]

The haunting of Hill House.

[Josiah]

You look like the insidious person. Person.

[Drew]

Oh, the guy who, like.

[Anya]

But so whatever, we're there. And like, how long was I there?

[Josiah]

You were there for, like an hour.

[Anya]

Baby. You don't get invited out. You weren't there. That I know.

[Drew]

Keep going.

[Anya]

So Drew, like, offers me this shot, and then I just was like, I can't take that. And we were going to the backyard, and I don't. I don't. Like, I think I was just like. Like, no, I think I'm gonna go. I was like, I think I need to leave. Like, I just. I. I don't even remember feeling nauseous or anything, but maybe I did. Like, I literally don't remember.

[Josiah]

You never said. You never said you were nauseous. You were just like, I am way too drunk. And I was like, wait, how are you so drunk? And then you were like, I just have to go. My car is here. And I was like, oh, let me walk you out. And then the security person would not let me go through the front.

[Anya]

Dude, I felt so up. I was just like, I am the drunkest I've ever been in my life.

[Drew]

Well, the journey is usually the part you remember anyway. The journey is the party. The journey is usually the part you remember.

[Josiah]

So crazy.

[Drew]

Drew, you're cooked.

[Josiah]

You look like me. It's so weird.

[Drew]

Drew, you're lowkey cooked, cuz now she just replaced you.

[Anya]

Drew, you're cooking. What can't AI do, you know?

[Drew]

Oh, did you see that? AI just got deleted.

[Anya]

Oh, down. All of it.

[Drew]

They just deleted it. They killed the plug.

[Josiah]

Well, they also did take the color away at Addison Rae's concert because there was too many gay people.

[Anya]

No, I remember that.

[Drew]

I remember that all of them.

[Anya]

They removed the color from the town during the Addison Rae concert because they saw it was too flavorful.

[Drew]

Dude, somebody. Are you. You know Ian?

[Anya]

Yes, that's who we're quoting. When Ian said that the color got taken away.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah.

[Josiah]

It's one of the greatest jokes of all.

[Drew]

And he had, like, the white filter on. He was like, no, this covet is getting crazy because they just. They just turned off the color in my town. I miss him, you know?

[Anya]

I'm so sorry. I'm laughing because I'm like, am I literally just like a caveman? Because you dim the lights and like, this fake ass moon. And I'm not kidding. I'm like, what time is it out there? I'm so sleepy, dude.

[Josiah]

I know.

[Drew]

I just checked my phone and I was like, how is it that early?

[Josiah]

Wait, finish, finish, finish.

[Anya]

So, yeah, I think I just suddenly. But I really don't think I drank that much. I. But Rain also stated that she got gnarly, like, bubbly guts after hot pot. So maybe it was just the hot pot like making me nauseous and feel up. But I leave, I get in the car and then I'm alone. Now I'm alone with this stranger man who, God bless his soul, because like, like God really does love me and was watching me that night. Cuz this guy could have been like the worst person for this job. Perfect. The killer.

[Josiah]

See?

[Anya]

But I get in this car, I don't even know how far we went, but I was like, I gagged and I was like. And I like made a sound.

[Drew]

If it's one thing we're going to do, it's not let Enya finish her story. It's one thing me and Drew are going to do.

[Anya]

Okay? So I like ask him to stop the car. I open the door and I just puke outside of the car and I throw up outside. And I'm just like, you're so okay.

[Josiah]

With puking right now, by the way.

[Anya]

I know.

[Josiah]

Like, the Prozac really has changed.

[Anya]

No, the Prozac really has gotten rid of my like.

[Drew]

But what if you throw up the Prozac?

[Josiah]

See, we should try that.

[Anya]

Bye bye now.

[Drew]

Bye bye.

[Josiah]

All right. Bi. Bi.

[Anya]

So then I'm like laughing and thankfully this guy is also laughing. Like the dude who's driving me because mind you, what I look like in this moment also I was throwing up so hard that that like belt I.

[Josiah]

Had long gone brand new blew off of my body.

[Anya]

I literally was throwing, I was like. And I like, he so hard popped it off your body and it popped off.

[Josiah]

Did it break?

[Anya]

It's in the throw up outside. And I was like, nope. Like that's done, that's gone. That's just. I throw up so much. And then thankfully I like get back in the car and I'm like, okay, I'm so sorry. Like, you could cancel the car if you want. He's like, no, no, no, it's okay. Like, let's keep going. Like, just let me know if you need me to stop again. And I like get back in. Mind you, I'm like 30 minutes away from where me and Drew live and I'm like, oh fuck. And I get really carsick really easily. So like disaster, Disaster. Five seconds later I gag again and I'm like, oh fuck. And I throw up again. I throw up for a few minutes was just like, okay, I'm not going to make it back to my house. I have to just go to Kai's house. Like that's the closest place I Can think of like that's where I just was. I have stuff there. Like I'm just going to go back there. So I head back there and I think I FaceTimed you or like I. I texted Kai some. Like I was just like dude, I need. I think I texted Kai and I was like I need shelter. Like I just said that and then give me shelter. Like I need shelter.

[Josiah]

Mind you, me, Kai, Benny, Mary are having the greatest night of our lives.

[Anya]

I know I interlud with what you're up to now.

[Josiah]

Yeah, like Kai and Benny are twerking on each other. Yeah, Kai and Benny are twerking on each other. Like Stasi baby shows up with Carter and we're kicking like it was literally so much fun. And like also I will say myself included the costumes. We're not giving what they should have gave. Like especially at like a gay guy party. I'm like what are we doing?

[Anya]

Chomp stole Christmas.

[Josiah]

Chomp did steal Halloween. Yeah, Chomp did steal that and do that. But no, we're like having fun. Like the drinks glowing like it's. It's a kiki over here. And then India is battling for my goddamn Life. Texting us FaceTiming. I FaceTimed her back and then three days later she was like why did you FaceTime me today? And I was like girl, that was when you were dying. I was trying to see where you were.

[Anya]

I texted kind. I was like I need shelter. I do know the timestamps because I looked at them but I was like at like 1:14 I would just go I need shelter. And I think that's when I just changed the address. And then I, I got to his house and like he hadn't replied for like 10 minutes and then I was like I'm literally on your porch. And I was like so nauseous and like just so drunk and I, I wanted to sleep so bad and I was so freezing cuz I was in that caveman costume. So I literally bundled up like this. Wait, I like took the caveman thing. Put it around here. Mind you, I'm wearing heels still cuz I didn't take them them off. So I'm just like on Kai's porch like this.

[Josiah]

In a ball and you fall asleep covered.

[Anya]

I was fully covered in the caveman suit and I knocked out.

[Josiah]

I fully just passed out for at.

[Drew]

Like 1am yeah, on his night.

[Anya]

Yeah. But his porch is like kind of.

[Josiah]

Hidden from the street.

[Anya]

Like yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like I'm no dummy. Like I made Sure. I was like I made sure.

[Josiah]

So my friends text, let's do a quick little weekend getaway. Super chill, right?

[Anya]

Right.

[Josiah]

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[Anya]

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[Anya]

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[Josiah]

I did not know her and I did not kill her or rape or burn or any of that other stuff.

[Drew]

That y' all said.

[Anya]

They literally made me say that I took a match and struck and threw it on her. They made me say that I poured gas on her.

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[Josiah]

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[Anya]

But yeah, I just knocked out and then I just woke up to Kai. Like Enya, dude, Enya. I woke up and I was like, hello. And I just was, dude, I Was.

[Josiah]

Mind you, literally, like, two weeks ago, he had, like, his neighbor, like, come up in his backyard screaming for a Jonathan that doesn't live in their house and be like, there's people in my house. And she was just, like, having, like, a schizophrenic break.

[Anya]

Oh, my God. So he probably thought she came back. No, it was just me in the caveman costume.

[Josiah]

Oh, are we boring you? Are you bored?

[Drew]

Low key.

[Josiah]

Can you v cunty the rest of the time? Talk about sex.

[Drew]

Talk about fucking or something.

[Josiah]

My bed's broken twice in the last four months.

[Drew]

You already told me that. Drew is always telling me about it all. He leaves out no detail.

[Josiah]

You ask, and I like it. You're welcome. Spices up my.

[Anya]

But yeah, and then I was just like, I can't go home. I need to sleep here. Because I was like, I'm not gonna.

[Josiah]

I will say I checked your location. I didn't get home till, like, 4:00am, 5:00am and I checked your location, and you were still at Kai's house. And I was like, what freaky is going on with Inyan? And they were. It was just y' all two there. I was like, there's some freaky going down, some suspect. And I was like, thank God it finally happened. Like, we can. We actually have something to talk about on the podcast now?

[Anya]

No, we just. I slept in my caveman costume. I literally knocked out all my stuff. Actually, we did, like, talk for, like, an hour. We were just sitting there and, like, talking. Oh, because I was explaining to him what happened, because he was like, why are you talking? Oh, we did a lot more than talking, if you know what I mean.

[Josiah]

Wait, there's an energy shift. There's been an energy shift? Yeah. What's going on? Ew.

[Drew]

We would be Eskimo siblings.

[Josiah]

We. We all Three would what? Ky rode me.

[Drew]

Ew.

[Anya]

In this?

[Josiah]

Yes. 20 minutes ago.

[Anya]

But you need to take thirst traps in this.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Anya]

Like, you need to, like.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Anya]

Like, be like, ew. Wait. It's kind of sexy. No.

[Drew]

Ew.

[Josiah]

Ew. Male nipples are so creepy. Male nipples.

[Drew]

Most male nipples are very gross.

[Josiah]

Yeah, they're really nasty.

[Drew]

Most are very gross.

[Josiah]

But, yeah, the rest of that night for us was a blast. I, like, stayed out way too late. And then the next day, I went to a beer garden, and that was really fun.

[Drew]

Beer garden.

[Josiah]

And then I went to another Halloween party the next night. Damn. And I fucking DJed. And I DJed down.

[Anya]

I know your set that you have going right now is really good.

[Josiah]

I DJ down in A crazy way. We literally shut the party. No, no, no. Switched it up a little bit. It was two sets combined. But we shut that down. The police came because everyone was singing and having fun.

[Drew]

What are they gonna do about it?

[Josiah]

And then also just got this text attitude that I haven't responded to yet.

[Drew]

Hi.

[Josiah]

Read it out loud.

[Anya]

Hi. What are the names of these two DJs? They were fucking epic. Wow.

[Josiah]

And it was you booked and busy and then literally gonna be DJing a party on Halloween as well.

[Drew]

Drew, you're gonna be dead.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Drew]

And are you getting paid for your bookings and stuff?

[Josiah]

No, it's literally all for free.

[Drew]

You just own a business.

[Josiah]

Yeah, I just own a business. Well, it's the love of the game. Yeah. It actually unironically is. The second I get paid, it becomes.

[Anya]

I was going to say the second it, like, becomes a job for you, I think you won't enjoy it as much.

[Drew]

Whatever happened to, like, club appearances, like, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian? I know some people still do that.

[Josiah]

Still kind of do it.

[Drew]

They do, like, Jocelyn.

[Anya]

Shawnee Bay was running that for a minute.

[Drew]

She should keep doing LA of her at.

[Josiah]

The bottle is so good. Should we talk about AMC popcorn? Because, guys, something major happened.

[Drew]

Drew.

[Josiah]

Something big happened.

[Anya]

Like, why?

[Drew]

Like, what could have happened? That is.

[Josiah]

No, ever. I've been going to the movies a bunch recently, and every single time I go to the movies on the screen where it's like, make sure you order this thing, because we have it in stock is AMC Talkies popcorn. And I'm like. Every time I go, I'm like, oh, can I get the Takis popcorn? And they're like, no, we don't have it yet. And I'm like, girl, it's been two months. Why is it on the screen? Well, I went and saw. Oh, what was it? Nancy Myers.

[Drew]

Something's gotta give.

[Josiah]

Yeah, something's gotta give in theater.

[Drew]

She's dead.

[Josiah]

And I finally. I know. It literally broke my heart in a million pieces because no one talked about her dying.

[Drew]

I know. God took the wrong one, too.

[Josiah]

Yeah, literally. They should have taken me.

[Drew]

No, they should have took the other Nancy.

[Anya]

They should have taken.

[Josiah]

Michael Myers is alive. Nancy Myers is alive. It's Diane that died.

[Drew]

Diane Keaton.

[Josiah]

Diane Keaton died.

[Drew]

Oh, they took the wrong Diane. They should have took. I'm not going to say that.

[Josiah]

Princess Diana.

[Drew]

No, I have an aunt named Diana, and I'm not going to say that I love her.

[Josiah]

They. I saw a Princess Diana outfit, and it was so Chic. And it made me really sad. Like, I miss I guys. I personally miss Princess Diana. We went back.

[Anya]

This outfit, it's, like, crazy. It feels like I just met a drunk gay guy at a bar. Like, bragging to me about some fake.

[Josiah]

I knew Princess D. But I finally got the AMC Takis popcorn. And it was so good. It was so good. It was not bottom friendly, my ass.

[Anya]

I know the way you eat is great.

[Drew]

I find an empty big jar of peanut butter by Drew's bed today. And I'm not gonna stop getting on you about the peanut butter because it's crazy.

[Anya]

He needs it.

[Josiah]

I need it.

[Anya]

He wants it.

[Drew]

You don't need it.

[Anya]

He yearns for it.

[Drew]

You want it. But it's gluttony. It is a whole jar.

[Josiah]

Oh, my God.

[Anya]

He wants to be a big boy.

[Drew]

It's the family size. Oh, because Travis Kelce is big boy and Taylor. Taylor is small girl. I'm using elder millennial girl now.

[Josiah]

You being an elder Millennial?

[Drew]

Low key. I've been hiding it from everybody the whole time. I'm 32. I'm Kai's age.

[Josiah]

You're. Well, no, Kai's 48. Oh, dumbass. But speaking of Nancy Myers, it is crazy. It is crazy to me that she is not in the goat conversation of directors because her movies are so special. And there needs to be some conversation around her being a good goat. Because the way I leave feeling from a Nancy Myers film is. See? And I say film. I never say film.

[Anya]

And you know she's a Nepo baby, right? I'm not kidding.

[Josiah]

And good Michael Myers kid.

[Anya]

Finally, dude.

[Drew]

But lowkey. Like, I'm Mystique. But if she could play ball, like, play ball.

[Josiah]

She could.

[Drew]

She could drink.

[Anya]

No, your mystique, when somebody gets what's her gag. That.

[Drew]

And she can shake Shapeshift. You can touch somebody, turn into them.

[Josiah]

Touch me. Oh, touch me.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, I'm gay.

[Josiah]

Wait, no. Inya is Mystique. After she touched me her outfit.

[Anya]

Yeah, exactly.

[Drew]

No, you should dress up as a tuna box.

[Josiah]

Well, she already is. She already is.

[Drew]

Let me touch the nose.

[Josiah]

Can I touch my nose?

[Drew]

Yeah, just be gentle.

[Josiah]

It feels like a little nipple. Yeah.

[Drew]

And you've been growing this, bro.

[Josiah]

There. She's been growing it up. There's, like, striations in it. That looks like my real skin texture. Like, it's just. Yeah, Like.

[Drew]

Well, we took a cast of you when you were sleeping.

[Josiah]

I was, like, thinking that, like, I was like, I wonder if they did that.

[Drew]

Somebody told me recently, like somebody I work with, they were like, oh, well, not recently. A few months ago, brought up Madame Tussaud. Those like, but not here in another country. And they were like, they're doing like a whole influencer section and they want you. And I. And I believed it. And I was like, what? I was like, damn. I was like, I'll pay for my flight out there. Like that's awesome. They were like, girl, I'm kidding.

[Josiah]

And I was like, ah, who told you this?

[Anya]

A guy that I work with that like Madame Tussaud.

[Drew]

It was a different country. Josiah the Pharaoh, the one who I was gonna.

[Josiah]

I was literally gonna say Josiah official as the Pharaoh is the wax figure.

[Drew]

There's this Pharaoh account on TikTok that's been dming me hello and sending me creepy shit like my address.

[Anya]

I'm like, girl, okay, you're kind of actually schizophrenic, I can't tell.

[Drew]

No, no, it's real. They sent me my address and not my old address, my current address. No, I want them to hear it. If you can hear me, baby, that's not the right address. And listen, I'll come to you and I'll fuck you up. How about that? Bitch? Do you think that would scare somebody off? Better saying, oh, come to the temple. Shut up.

[Anya]

Oh my God. It's actually the Pharaoh coming back. Cuz the Pharaoh knows if he tries to get you with a cease and assist or defamation lawsuit, it just wouldn't.

[Drew]

Hold up in court when.

[Josiah]

You know he's leaving.

[Drew]

Who is that?

[Josiah]

Where's Cowboy Hat? He's moving to Mendocino.

[Drew]

Who the is Cowboy Hat?

[Anya]

That's not even that far.

[Drew]

Mendocino farms.

[Anya]

That's not even that far.

[Drew]

All the Boston markets are. Are gone.

[Josiah]

Good. No, not good.

[Anya]

Boston markets.

[Drew]

The Mac and cheese.

[Anya]

I mean I haven't had the Mac and cheese since I was like 6. And my family was happy.

[Josiah]

Wait, no, no, no. The at Boston market was good. I could mack on that.

[Drew]

Oh no, it was cuz that's where I met your mom.

[Josiah]

Down.

[Drew]

I went all up. I di. I dove in it.

[Josiah]

Did you know that there's specific type of neurons in your body? And some feel heat, some feel touch, some feel pain. And they activate when those things are activated and happening. Right. Well, there's another type of neuron that we discovered recently in the 90s. A third other neuron. That. Or not a third, there's millions. But another type of neuron in your body that is only activated when something with the. The same Temperature as a human hand, the same pressure as a human hand. And if you rub it at 3 centimeters per second, and it's the only. And it has to be by another person, you can't do it to yourself. And it's only activated by essentially the human touch. Well, there was a study done of scientists watching mothers who just had babies, and they were just watching them. They didn't tell them what it was about. And all of these babies. Babies. Or all of these mothers holding their babies, all pet their babies at 3cm per second without being prompted. Every single one of them without even thinking about it. So it's like, deep in our DNA code to, like, touch and activate these neurons. And I think they're creating oxytocin to bond.

[Anya]

Can somebody rewind and see the pacing in which I was petting this head earlier, before Drew said that to see.

[Josiah]

It's your maternal instincts. It's your maternal instinct.

[Anya]

If I activated this little guy's neurons to love me forever, bro.

[Drew]

When my baby comes out, I'm smacking the out. Make sure it's a lie.

[Josiah]

If my baby comes out, I'm throwing in the garbage can. But if it's a girl, the. The.

[Drew]

I'm joking. I was kidding. I want to. I would know more what to do with a girl than a boy. If I get a boy, I'm gonna.

[Josiah]

Be like, I don't know what the.

[Drew]

Like, I'm like, what are you gonna do?

[Josiah]

I'm gonna be a good boy, dad. I don't. And I'll be a good girl, dad.

[Drew]

I'll be a good girl, dad. Cuz, like, I have sisters. I'm like, I know, but a guy. I. I'm like, what if they want to play sports? I'm no help. I'm no help.

[Josiah]

Just have Uncle Doofus come help.

[Anya]

Well, then you have to learn, girl.

[Josiah]

I'm not.

[Drew]

But I'm like, okay, Uncle Doofus. Yeah. Can come and help.

[Anya]

Oh, my God. See? But you can't be like that about it, because then you're also. Your kids are going to be, like, so confused. Like, do you like him? Is that your uncle?

[Drew]

Like, we used to be in a relationship. Relationship.

[Josiah]

We're Eskimo brothers.

[Anya]

Our kids are gonna be confused by all of our dynamics when we're older. Yeah.

[Josiah]

No, actually, when we raise them like that, it'll be, like, just probably normal. They'll be confused by other people's relationships, which is a very special thing because it starts with us. We start changing the world one person at a time. Think about that.

[Drew]

Well, we probably, we'll probably just them up.

[Anya]

Yeah, not me. I actually think I'd be a lit ass mom.

[Drew]

No, we would all be great parents. But I'm like, you're bound to them.

[Anya]

I know, we're pretty awesome, dude. Our kids would be weird. It would suck.

[Josiah]

Their times change so quick that like we're already old. Had like.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

And like they're gonna be like, my parents aren't cool because they won't let me use AI robot to have sex. And it's like, no, babe, I'll let him drive me.

[Drew]

That's not my tea. That's not my business.

[Josiah]

James across the street's parents let him fudge a robot. Why can't I?

[Anya]

See that's the thing is I already grew up kind of not wanting kids. And then there got to a point where I was like, I would have a kid just like if I could raise it myself. And now I'm back to just like, I would not have it. A kid like that sounds spooky right now. One day I gotta wait it out. I gotta see, I gotta wait till I'm like 35. I gotta see what's up with the seven year olds in six, seven, six years.

[Josiah]

Six, seven guys go see. Something's gotta give. It's so good. It literally is so good. And Diane Keaton, her, the way she acts is so weird.

[Anya]

Is it a new movie?

[Josiah]

No.

[Anya]

Oh, you said go see it, so I thought it was in the theaters.

[Josiah]

Oh, no, no, no. Go, go watch it. Laptop also.

[Anya]

Okay.

[Josiah]

Mr. Beast is starting a bank.

[Anya]

No, he's not.

[Josiah]

Yeah, Mr. Beast Financial.

[Drew]

Why wouldn't you say Beast Bank? Why be financial?

[Anya]

Like how is that not illegal?

[Josiah]

Well, no, everything is a bank. Starbucks is a bank. I mean, yeah, y' all know about that, right?

[Drew]

Starbucks is a bank.

[Josiah]

I'll explain to you. Starbucks is a bank. And it is the craziest. It's the craziest like, like finesse of all time. It's basically at any given time, Starbucks app has two 1.5 to $2 billion loaded into the app. And so they can use that money any way they want, which is just essentially like a two billion dollar interest free loan. And so when they're like reporting finances, they can claim that they have 2 billion extra dollars. So stock price goes. They're evil.

[Anya]

But like also why I've always said it and people used to call me so violent. Oh, I you so violent. When I hear like that. You know what I think? I think that person should be Hit in the face 30 times by everybody who's ever put their money into that and they've gotten to benefit off of you. Like, you should literally be tied up on a stage and instead of stoning, everybody should come. Everybody should come and smack the out of you.

[Josiah]

Also, every year, I think it's. I'm going to lowball it, but I think it's even maybe potentially doubled it. This. But I think. Or every year, over a hundred million dollars to $250 million is just forgotten about. That's loaded on the app that they just take for themselves.

[Drew]

Did I ever tell you about how my brother.

[Josiah]

Exo capitalism, it's. We're beyond late stage capitalism, y'.

[Anya]

All.

[Josiah]

We are in exo capitalism. It is crazy. Sorry. Keep going, Josiah.

[Drew]

Scare me with big words. Oh, genuinely. I mean, like, I don't know what it means, but my brother, he did say scam them out of thousands through the gift card thing, because he would.

[Josiah]

Oh, I remember this.

[Drew]

Yeah, it was. Well, it was when he was really bad. Like, down bad for heroin. Like, he was just.

[Anya]

You don't have to excuse him. He can do that to Starbucks.

[Drew]

Well, you can do that. No, but Loki, now that I'm thinking about, I'm like, you were low key. Robinhood.

[Josiah]

Like, yeah, Loki. Okay, well, like Robin Hood. I'm Robin Head. Actually, I'm Robin Hood, too. I don't discriminate, cut, or uncut. I'm Robin Head. I'm Robin hooded head. Like, ew.

[Drew]

Basically, him and his, like, druggie friends were all really. They were always. Well, no, they were, like, down bad. Basically. They were trying to figure out any way to, like, get a quick fix.

[Josiah]

And, like. Can I ask one question before I forget? Yeah. And. Yeah. Why didn't you make my bulge bigger?

[Drew]

She was trying to keep it.

[Anya]

Dude. I actually. My coochie is bigger than your bowl, so I had to duct tape down my.

[Josiah]

No, I famously. I famously have, like, a small bulge, but it's because. Because my penis is long. If you have a short penis, it pokes out and makes your bulge look bigger. But my penis goes behind my balls.

[Drew]

What about the gray sweatpants challenge?

[Josiah]

I can't do it.

[Drew]

I want the gray sweatpants season to come back, y'. All.

[Josiah]

The way you were looking at me just now. Ew, stop.

[Drew]

Basically, bruh, he just fucking got, like, un Visa gift cards. He stole them from the grocery store or whatever. And then you could load a bunch of cash. Cash. Onto the Starbucks gift card on the app. And then you go into Starbucks and they have to give you cash back for it if you're like, I want to exchange this. And they did it. He ended up getting banned from Starbucks. They found out, like, months later, but they were doing it for months. Thousands. And you know what? Sometimes we were so broke, like, we were getting evicted. And my mom was like, can you like, to my brother, she was like, can you go to Starbucks? Good.

[Josiah]

Also, respect. You said loads earlier. Loads.

[Anya]

Not in the way you think.

[Drew]

I don't think I was saying it.

[Anya]

In the way that you think.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Yeah.

[Anya]

Not in the way you think.

[Josiah]

No. Loads refused way.

[Drew]

No, not in like a. What do they call that?

[Anya]

Not in ejaculation.

[Drew]

Like a dumping situation. Not a dumping situation.

[Josiah]

Wait. Ejaculation.

[Drew]

But yeah, my brother.

[Josiah]

That is crazy.

[Drew]

Not out of like the Robin Hood of his heart. It was more for the heroin. But like, he was like, nah, like, I need some money. And he was using his brain.

[Anya]

Yeah. But hey, if he had extra to spare, you guys got but low.

[Drew]

I should sue Starbucks because he got the money from them and then he owes deed start Starbucks fall. Eat it.

[Josiah]

Yep.

[Anya]

Easiest place to boycott ever.

[Drew]

Yep.

[Anya]

For your brother, at least.

[Drew]

And that place sucks. I haven't, I mean, I can't eat.

[Anya]

Anything there since the dawn of time. Starbucks boycott situation. Starbucks was something you would get if, like, imagine you, like, landed in, like, Dune. Like, it's like, literally just like, God.

[Josiah]

Wait, this is sexy.

[Anya]

That is like, what? Yeah, I'm used to if. So I'm referencing D. Wait, can you.

[Josiah]

Do your best impression of me?

[Drew]

I was asking her that earlier. Say.

[Josiah]

Wait. Just say some. I would say I'm putting you on the spot in a crazy way. I know, but I don't know.

[Drew]

Just talk about something.

[Anya]

You're really unpredictable.

[Josiah]

I'm not kidding.

[Drew]

Or some like.

[Anya]

No, that's what I was thinking.

[Drew]

Genetics or something. Oh, my God.

[Anya]

I was on my phone and then I saw this guy who was like, so weird. And at first you couldn't tell if he was in a room or if he was like, I. I can't do your voice.

[Drew]

Yeah, she's not even trying.

[Anya]

I can't, I can't. I, I don't do impressions.

[Josiah]

Close.

[Anya]

I can't. I, I, I famously don't do impressions. I can't, I can't.

[Josiah]

I must just queen out. Wait, just wait. Restart, restart. I'm just going to be. Yeah. And yet.

[Anya]

Yeah, I just, I don't think I could do impressions.

[Josiah]

Just, Just try.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Anya]

Oh, hi.

[Josiah]

I'm.

[Anya]

I saw death.

[Drew]

Okay. All right, all right, girl.

[Josiah]

That sounded just like me.

[Drew]

Drew. It didn't. Don't take.

[Josiah]

I'm tearing up.

[Anya]

You see, you are crying.

[Drew]

Phil.

[Anya]

Phil. What are Saturdays for?

[Josiah]

Hey, Phil. Hey, Phil. Sunday. Sunday. Fun Day.

[Anya]

Every now and then I look.

[Josiah]

That actually did make me cry. You see that in my eye?

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Because you felt as though you were being bullied.

[Anya]

No.

[Drew]

And Loki. I've always preferred Duncan. Don't get it, you know, twisted. Let's go with Duncan. America runs on. Duncan, we were talking about Starbucks. No. Oh, Duncan. Because they got the Serena.

[Anya]

They got the munchkins. And I'm not talking about Sabrina Carpenter.

[Drew]

She's talking about the Gypsy Riddle Rose. Like the Gypsy Rose disease that she had munched in syndrome system.

[Josiah]

I prefer a sober mind because my body's a temple and I don't need caffeine being to put inside of it.

[Drew]

Well, no, I don't either. I don't drink coffee or tea. I mean, I drink herbal teas.

[Josiah]

I don't eat all that processed, so.

[Anya]

Yeah. What is your, like, gag? Like, do you just wake up?

[Josiah]

Processed food. Yeah.

[Drew]

I've never drank coffee or really much caffeine at all. I don't need it.

[Anya]

So crazy. I literally. Don't talk to me before my coffee. Like, we know that, though. We know that, though.

[Drew]

I hate that. I look over at you and I can see facial hair coming off your face. I don't like it.

[Anya]

It's me. I'm stuck like this. You should have asked, dude, I'm so pissed. They used gorilla glue.

[Drew]

I take you out to the back, bro.

[Josiah]

I don't yell at you.

[Drew]

I put you out of your.

[Anya]

I used gorilla glue, bro.

[Josiah]

It's over.

[Anya]

I didn't have anything else. I'm stuck like this. If I was stuck like this, I would literally kill myself. I can't lie because I don't want to be a boy. I don't want to be a boy.

[Drew]

I have. It's usually the journey you're remembering. Do I sound like her?

[Josiah]

Yes, this is the journey.

[Drew]

The journey is usually the part you're remembering.

[Anya]

This feels like I'm sitting next to Miley Cyrus in a costume. When you do that.

[Drew]

Let'S all make observations, right?

[Josiah]

Oh, my God. I'm sorry, Enya. That was crazy.

[Drew]

No, it's not crazy.

[Josiah]

That was crazy.

[Drew]

You want to see crazy? I'm the king of all crazy.

[Josiah]

Well, the last thing I want to talk about is something I've talked about before, but it's more relevant now than ever. I slept In Womenyama's bed.

[Drew]

Victor Webanyama?

[Josiah]

Yeah. I slept in his bed and there was blood under my pillow.

[Drew]

No, you didn't. There was blood on your pillow. What are you talking about?

[Anya]

It's because the basketball hit him in the face and he had a nose.

[Josiah]

Oh, guys, I'm being. I am being dead fucking serious.

[Drew]

Are you sure you didn't sit on.

[Josiah]

The pillow when I went? Have I not told you about this?

[Anya]

I don't know.

[Josiah]

When I went to. Me and Kai sat courtside at a Spurs game and we stayed in this billionaire's house. House. And he's super close, tight knit with the spurs organization. And Victor Weminyama, when he was imported from France, he had nowhere to stay in San Antonio. He couldn't buy a house yet imported. I know, but he didn't have a house. So this guy. Thank you. This guy asked him if he wanted. If Victor wanted to stay in his house. And it. Because it was vacant most of the year because he's literally a billionaire. And Victor was like. Yes. So what Victor did is he stayed in the primary suite, but he's 7 foot 5, 7 foot 6. 7 foot 7 probably. And was too long.

[Drew]

He's 7 foot 7.

[Anya]

Alien.

[Josiah]

No, that's a different basketball player. But he's so long. That king size bed was too short for him. So he grabbed the bed from the room that I was sleeping in and lined up it up head to head. So it was a super long mega bed. And he must have cut his foot in the game or something because his feet, which was at the top of my bed, there was a blood stain on the sheets right where his feets were. Yeah.

[Anya]

Ew. And you're smiling.

[Drew]

You're smiling because it's Victor.

[Josiah]

W. Not many people get to say they shared a bed with Victor when we were sleeping next to each other.

[Anya]

Yeah. In spirit. Yes.

[Josiah]

Yes.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

He probably does witchcraft as well.

[Josiah]

I mean he did taken on that. He did go on like a monk retreat, which is very fierce.

[Anya]

That's kind of crazy for somebody who like, who was involved in such a like stardom based career.

[Josiah]

He's the truth. And he's a child, mind you. He's like literally 1920.

[Drew]

Luca though, he does witchcraft. He always got his arms all cut.

[Josiah]

Seven. No, he's seven foot seven. No, he's probably. I think he's listed at seven, five, six, seven.

[Anya]

Is that how that started? Like that whole thing?

[Drew]

I don't like even like somebody didn't.

[Anya]

Know what like height someone was.

[Josiah]

It's from A.

[Anya]

They were like, wait, that's originally from us.

[Josiah]

It's from a song. It's this rapper called Skrilla. It's six seven is a street. And I think Philadelphia. That's like his. Where he's like, six, seven. And then it was used in a Tick Tock Tok as a audio for an edit for Lamelo ball, who is 67.

[Anya]

Damn. I've been explaining this so wrong. I think when I was in, like, London, I like me and Rain kept saying it, and somebody asked us to explain it. I was like, I got this. So there's this basketball who L. In.

[Drew]

This basketball player, there's a basketball who lied.

[Josiah]

Geriatric guy. But yeah, I slept in Victor Womenyama's bed. Okay. Next to him in his house, even. So, like, the halls I was walking were the same halls he was walking.

[Anya]

Yeah. And what did that do for you? To give you a good energy.

[Josiah]

Yes.

[Anya]

You're like, yes.

[Josiah]

I mean, guys, he is going to be. Mark my words, if he stays healthy, he will be the greatest also.

[Drew]

Wait, Mark my words.

[Josiah]

Mark my Zuckerberg Loki trade. He called his death. Death to all of them.

[Drew]

I think he's hot.

[Josiah]

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. The spurs are going to, at the very least, be in the conference finals this year. They are going to probably be in the finals. I don't think they have the power to win.

[Anya]

The Orlando Magic Nets are easily going to make it.

[Drew]

Magic Nets.

[Josiah]

That was in that game? I mean.

[Drew]

Yeah, the Magic Nets.

[Josiah]

The Magic Nets.

[Anya]

The Magic Nets. Is that not what they're called?

[Drew]

I don't know if I own a basketball team.

[Anya]

No, the Nets is New York. The Queen.

[Drew]

Queens.

[Josiah]

The Mets.

[Anya]

The Nets.

[Drew]

The Mets, babe.

[Josiah]

New York. Brooklyn.

[Drew]

The Mets.

[Anya]

No net. I'm. I think I'm saying it right.

[Josiah]

You're saying it right.

[Anya]

Okay, you're.

[Josiah]

But the Mets is a baseball team.

[Anya]

Speaking of the Met Gala, you.

[Drew]

No, no, no, no.

[Josiah]

Mets is the baseball team.

[Drew]

The Mets, the baseball team.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

Drew s. Up corner.

[Drew]

Oh, here we go.

[Josiah]

Y' all ever said somebody stinks and then the person that stanks says, I smell it, too. That's all I got.

[Drew]

That's it.

[Anya]

Honestly. Bless.

[Drew]

No, there's one more.

[Josiah]

No, that's genuinely. That's genuinely it. I mean, I can look in my screenshots.

[Anya]

Okay. I can't lie, though. We gotta get moving. Cause I need to take this off my face.

[Drew]

I also really need to eat food.

[Josiah]

I need to take your face off my face.

[Drew]

Drew, can we kiss?

[Josiah]

Okay. Should we get into media Y' all yasss. Okay. My media is. Something's gotta give. Very special movie. Go watch it. Please, please. I also. My media randomly is DJing.

[Drew]

Dude, put it back on, man.

[Josiah]

It's really scary without it in you.

[Drew]

I don't like it without it.

[Josiah]

No, but put it back on because we got to do some. We got to kiss. I got to take this off and I got to kiss you.

[Anya]

I know, but I could put it back on after. I have to fix this.

[Drew]

We got to take videos.

[Josiah]

God damn it, dude. Oh, do you need help?

[Anya]

I. I have to just fix this because my hair is falling out.

[Josiah]

That's. Are you okay? That sounded like it hurt.

[Anya]

Nothing hurts me.

[Josiah]

Wow. Don't come to my house if you're sharing your location with 37 people.

[Anya]

So fucking real, dude. People share location really?

[Drew]

Like frivolously?

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Yes. I don't. You guys are like one of the, like, five people who have my location.

[Josiah]

I am a person that has.

[Drew]

And the rest is mostly, I don't.

[Josiah]

Give a fuck if people know our where I'm at.

[Drew]

I do, I do. What are they going to do? Come to my. They're going to come to my house.

[Josiah]

I care. It's like a safety thing for me more than anything. I'm like, oh, I feel like it's.

[Anya]

Unsafe for people to have my location, girl.

[Josiah]

I mean, it's like with my friends and I. I shared it on my Instagram story and like 40. 45,000 people have location.

[Drew]

45,000 people.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Drew]

I want to post my. I want to post my.

[Josiah]

I want to post my address on my Germanada. You will never have your own Oreo.

[Drew]

My media of the week is balls.

[Josiah]

In your mouth challenge. You've been playing that a lot.

[Drew]

No, I haven't been playing that a lot. My media of the week is taking care of somebody you love.

[Josiah]

And you. For my Instagram picture. Can I kick kiss you?

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

Okay, cool.

[Drew]

Also, yeah, for my IG picture, I kind of wanted to be in the middle and have you guys both on my legs. Yeah, that's fine.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Okay. My media of the week is Lily Allen's new album, but only like two songs off it. Like the first track, I was like, oo. Oh, it was good.

[Anya]

I haven't listened.

[Drew]

I mean, a lot of it is not the tea for me, but like two or three songs. I was like, okay.

[Josiah]

And your body is the tea for me.

[Drew]

Well, yeah, my body is also the media of the week. This is your media of the week, baby. Get into this.

[Anya]

My Media of the week is Land of Passion by Hubert Law, Cold Morning Light by Todd Rudren. Looking for a friend, David Bowie ISI by Zach Filer and welcome to Hollywood by Beyonce.

[Drew]

Oh my God, that's such a good song.

[Anya]

Wow, thank you guys so much for spending your Halloween with us. I hope you are safe. And don't eat any candy with razor blades in it unless you want to kill yourself.

[Drew]

But even if you do, don't do it. Don't, don't.

[Josiah]

So my friends text. Let's do a quick little weekend getaway. Super chill, right? Famous last words. Suddenly someone's buying a bonfire outfit and apparently there's a boat. Now that's when I pull out my Clarna card. Swipe done. And if I want it off my plate now, I can pay in full or I can pay later. No IOUs, no stress because the Klarna card isn't just a card. It's how you survive. Friends plans. Plus no credit impact when you apply. Learn more about klarna [e-mail] debit flex card pay later plans issued by Webbank. Deposits in your balance account are held at WebBank, member FDIC anywhere. Visa is accepted. Certain merchant product good and service restrictions apply. Some merchants do not accept virtual cards. Physical card only included with a paid Karna membership plan.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Hello, America's sweetheart. Johnny Knoxville here. I want to tell you about my new true crime pod. Crimeless Hillbilly Heist from Smartless Media, Campside Media and big money players. It's a wild tale about a gang of high functioning nitwits who somehow pulled off America's third largest cash heist.

[Josiah]

Kind of like Robin Hood, except for the part where he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. I'm not that generous.

[Johnny Knoxville]

It's a damn near inspiring truth story for anyone out there who's ever shot for the moon, then just totally muffed up the landing.

[Josiah]

They stole $17 million and had not bought a ticket to help him escape. So we're sitting like, oh God, what do we do? What do we do? That was dumb. People do not follow my example.

[Johnny Knoxville]

Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast guest.

[Maggie Freeling]

The murder of an 18 year old girl in Graves County, Kentucky went unsolved for years until a local housewife, a journalist and a handful of girls came forward with a story.

[Josiah]

America, y' all better wake the hell up. Bad things happens to good people in small towns.

[Maggie Freeling]

Listen to Graves county on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts and to binge the entire season ad free. Subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.

[Drew]

I'm Jonathan Goldstein and on the new season of Heavyweight.

[Josiah]

And so I pointed the gun at him and said, this isn't a joke.

[Drew]

A man who robbed a bank when he was 14 years old and a centenarian rediscovers a love lost 80 years ago.

[Anya]

How can one 1 year old woman fall in love again?

[Drew]

Listen to heavyweight on the iHeartRadio app.

[Josiah]

Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an iHeart podcast.