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Dan Powers
Welcome to the Empty Netters podcast.
Evan
Can you believe what this has become?
Chris
There's a full 48 hours where I
Dylan Larkin
felt like I was, like, literally Superman.
Dan Powers
Jumbo loves playing Fortnite. So does he.
Dylan Larkin
He gets on the sticks.
Dan Powers
Did TR show you the saunacycle or was that already. No, I invented that.
Evan
Almost a year now that I haven't
Dylan Larkin
taken a body check. That's kind of nice.
Dan Powers
So we are back. We are horned up and we are going deep.
Dylan Larkin
Finished tonight with some chicken fingers and a few Guinnesses. Ran into you guys.
Dan Powers
And that's where this pod came to life. Ice is ready. And we are with another episode of the Empty Netters podcast, brought to you by BetMGM. I'm your host, Dan Powers. He may not be able to sleep, but he looks like a million bucks. And then Dr. Watkins on the sticks.
Chris
Hi.
Dan Powers
Why aren't you sleeping?
Chris
Yesterday was Oscars. Had an Oscar party. Ate a bunch of trash food. Oh, great food.
Dan Powers
Ooh.
Chris
But, yeah, it keeps me up. I got bad guts.
Dan Powers
Was. I hate that. I hate that for you.
Chris
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Is your Oscar party food spread, like, similar to a Super bowl food spread I did?
Chris
Well, I theme it based on the movies, so I had mini bergonias, so we had burger sliders. I had. If I had wings, I'd eat you. For if I had legs, I'd kick you. Nepo. Baby carrots and their giant celeries. That was the only healthy item with the dips.
Dan Powers
This is unbelievable.
Chris
One pretzel after another. Just a big bag of pretzels.
Evan
Yep.
Dan Powers
You know that this is incredible.
Evan
So good.
Dan Powers
I mean, we're gonna talk more about that later.
Evan
Yep.
Dan Powers
I'm very impressed.
Chris
We'll get on it.
Dan Powers
And then the big question is, is jumping in the pool just like a shower? The man to answer it, Chris Powers,
Evan
as always, I was really glad to add a disciple.
Dan Powers
I'm so mad about that.
Evan
That was awesome.
Dan Powers
And I'm mad that it wasn't like that. The weirdest connection that you two have, it just happened naturally. It wasn't like you guys.
Evan
I didn't make him do that.
Dan Powers
No, no, he just did it.
Chris
Pool jump.
Evan
Yeah, dude. Like when I go to Coachella or something like that. If a ton of the activity of a weekend is swimming, then I never shower because I'm like. I'm just in the pool, and then I get out and dry off and put on deodorant and whatever. And then we just go out in the desert and then hang out, and then later, I just jump in the Pool again. And I'm. I'm fine. I was wet. And now I have put on deodorant. And then I did that this weekend. And then somebody was like. To Gavin, they were like, locks, have you showered? And he was like, no, I have not seen the inside of a shower all weekend, and I will not. I'm jumping in the pool. And I was like, wow.
Dan Powers
To be fair, we were on a bachelor party with 22 dudes. Oh, that's staying at one property. There was no need to shower.
Chris
No, you're fine.
Dan Powers
There was absolutely no need.
Chris
If you didn't go, you didn't, like, go anywhere.
Evan
No.
Chris
Oh, yeah, you're fine. That's gotta be a. That's a. That's a bad cleanup for the person.
Evan
Yeah.
Chris
Afterwards.
Dan Powers
But to be honest, like, when we were in college, working in the summer, he would do this in the ocean, and then he would go to his job after not showering.
Chris
That's all right.
Evan
Ocean, I really think, is a little bit better. But this was a saltwater pool, so maybe it was the same thing.
Dan Powers
You just feel that way because of the salt. Yeah. I don't know if that's right.
Chris
Yeah, I don't know either. It leaves a little residue, doesn't it?
Evan
Yeah. But I kind of like that. I always liked the salt.
Dan Powers
Yeah, we know you like it.
Evan
I was like, oh, I was just in.
Dan Powers
The question is, do others like it?
Chris
Anyone who's at armpit height to you might not enjoy.
Evan
Yeah. Hey, Mr. Old Spice. Mr. Spice does his job.
Dan Powers
As long as you don't smell bad, you're probably fine.
Evan
I think so, too.
Dan Powers
We got a great episode today. We're getting into a lot of hockey stuff. The Toronto Maple Leafs are potentially dead. The World cup of Hockey is coming back with some big fun news. Big stuff. Dylan Larkin. Boom. Joins the podcast. The absolute best guy in the world. Captain of the Detroit Red Wings, gold medalist on the pod. Can't wait for you to listen to that. We're going to get things wrapped up with a beer league hotline, all of the good stuff, and we got some bachelor party talk. It's going to be great. Let's start with some hot ice and get into the Leafs. Auston Matthews shut down for the season with an MCL injury.
Evan
Grade 3 MCL tear.
Dan Powers
Hate to see it.
Evan
Hate to see it.
Dan Powers
Hate to see.
Evan
Now, first of all, this is. You made a good point that I think even if he had sprained his knee, they might have just shut him down for the season.
Dan Powers
Shut him down.
Evan
Yep.
Dan Powers
So.
Evan
So essentially once he took some contact, it was like you were going to be done anyway. Yeah, but this is a grade 3 MCL tear. This isn't like, oh, I. I banged my knee up and we're just gonna stop. Like, he has torn his mcl and that is not. Not ideal.
Dan Powers
It's definitely not ideal.
Evan
Uh, okay, so let's go here. Let's go. Goudis first Gudis five game sussy.
Dan Powers
Correct.
Evan
You agree?
Dan Powers
Yes.
Evan
The.
Dan Powers
The a leg check, knee on knee, as you well know, is probably my least favorite thing in the world.
Evan
And it's just. I actually don't think Gudis. I think Goudis gets a little bit of a bad rap a little bit in normal play in terms of his. His dirtiness, cheapness, physicality. Oh, yeah.
Dan Powers
I don't think he's a dirty player.
Evan
Me neither. Really?
Dan Powers
I think he's an edge player.
Evan
Yes. Plays on the edge, plays right on the fucking line. And that's okay in this one, though. And obviously, I'm not trying to say he was attempting to hurt Auston Matthews. I am trying to say you actively put your leg out and you think
Chris
it's just carelessness, maybe.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Complete carelessness, guys. It's the edge.
Chris
That's the edge.
Dan Powers
It's the edge. You're always just. He. I think he's the type of player that can't not hit someone and that. Listen, when you live on the edge like that, you're going to make some bad plays. That was a bad play.
Evan
Yeah. Especially you're about to miss someone.
Dan Powers
He's like a bull. And I think when Auston Matthews is skating by him, he sees him and he's like, I gotta hit. And his. His thirst for blood takes over so much that he puts out any part of his body that he possibly can to hit him.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
And unfortunately it was his leg. And I think the second it happens, I think Radko Gudis goes, fuck, yeah.
Evan
Like that was.
Dan Powers
I don't think he's like, yeah, you like that?
Evan
Yep.
Dan Powers
You like that knee contact. How's your mcl, bitch? I don't think he's doing that. I. I think he's like. Immediately he goes, fuck. That was a leg check.
Evan
Yeah.
Chris
It seems like the Crosby injury was the warmup to the complete mcl.
Dan Powers
It is tough that you took out the Team Canada captain and Team USA captain in. In one month.
Chris
In a month.
Dan Powers
Not great. But, yeah, I think that there are some players throughout the history of the game who would throw a hit like that. And be like you. Yes.
Evan
You like that? Yeah. I don't think I'm very with you on that. Yeah. So that was. It was not great. And I totally get when you're trying, you're about to hit somebody, you're gonna miss them, and you go, I have to slow them down somehow. And, you know, sometimes it's this, sometimes it's the knee. Every time it's a penalty, every time it sucks.
Dan Powers
Yeah. Five games bloodlust is real. Yeah, sure. Ask Army Hammer. Yes.
Chris
Have you seen a picture of him lately?
Dan Powers
Army?
Dylan Larkin
Yeah.
Dan Powers
No.
Chris
He ate too many people. Just not to body shame.
Evan
But.
Dan Powers
Oh, he's big.
Chris
He's gotten big.
Dan Powers
Maybe he's preparing for a role, a big comeback.
Chris
I hope so.
Dan Powers
Works for Brendan Frazier.
Chris
God.
Evan
Used to be in great shape. Find me a good pick of him, Evan.
Dan Powers
A good pick of him ever, Evan. Oh, wait, wait. But I feel like that's not hard. Most good picks of Armie Hammer are good.
Evan
Well, I mean, a good pick of how fat he is. Oh, I looked it up. There are no fat picks. And I was like, find me a good pick.
Chris
Maybe. This was AI. My wife showed it to me the other day.
Dan Powers
Did you just. Evan might have gotten AI.
Chris
Well, he was jumping on a trampoline at night. Is that. Is that maybe a no? You remember the bunnies and all?
Dan Powers
Yeah, yeah.
Chris
You guys remember six months ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't find it right now, but
Dan Powers
I'll keep looking it up.
Chris
Don't worry about it. We love.
Dan Powers
All right. I. I think the Gouda suspension is correct. That's got to be fivers.
Evan
Okay.
Dan Powers
I don't. I think that's bad for the Duckies, of course. Valuable member of that group, and we need the Duckies to stay hot. But let's focus on Toronto for right now. Yep, Absolutely. Shut Austin down no matter what, regardless of the severity of this injury. What. What do we do now to the Toronto Maple Leafs? What goes on here?
Evan
Well, the first question is, what do you say to the team after literally everyone went like this, oh, Matthew, sore as mcl. And just stood there on the ice.
Dan Powers
I think this. You know that scene in Ted Lasso where season one where Ted's in the locker room and he goes, we're broken. He's very calm, and he's just like, we're broken and we need. We need to fix ourselves. I think that's where this team is.
Evan
Okay.
Dan Powers
I don't think any yelling, I don't think any berating is going to work with this group. I don't think tough love is going to work with this group. I think we. That was kind of Berube's thing. I know, right? Chief tough guy.
Evan
That's going to change everything. That's going to make the Leafs tough enough to win a Cup.
Dan Powers
They're in seventh place in the wild
Evan
card and are standing with their thumbs up their bums when Auston Matthews gets his ACL torn by.
Dan Powers
I don't think that that was a lack of. We want to defend Austin. I think they love Austin and they do want to defend him. I think the lack of action there comes from being beaten down. I think that they. I think that that hit happens and they're like, this too.
Chris
Yeah. That final nail in the coffin, truly.
Dan Powers
I think they see their captain get leg checked and looks hurt and they're like, jesus, Austin's hurt. I don't think they're like, oh, God, whatever. I think they're like. They were so overcome with the fact that Austin was hurt that they didn't act.
Evan
I will give you that. I will give them that benefit of the doubt. I definitely don't think they were like, we don't like Austin, so we're not going to defend him. That's obviously not the case.
Dan Powers
Yeah, I think they're just beaten down by the.
Evan
I just think it is.
Dan Powers
They're a whipped dog and they're just, they're. They're tired.
Evan
It is just stunning to me because to your point, in the league today, league standard today is if your captain gets cleanly hit, three guys go to kill that person. Even though you hate that and so do I. Cause that was a clean hit. We shouldn't be having to fight if I lay a clean hit on a good player. Yeah, certainly if someone leg checks and tears the MCL of my captain. Everyone on the ice needs to fucking murder.
Dan Powers
I will tell you, it was a bad look. Two teams that are very close to each other in Toronto and Buffalo. And I feel as though Toronto fans are quick to dog on Buffalo. You guys are terrible. You're a joke. You're this, you're that. We are the Mecca of hockey and now look where we are. Buffalo is first in the Atlantic and Toronto is missing playoffs. And in a matter of one week we saw that Buffalo Tampa game and Rasmus Dahleen is getting jerked around by Hagel and the entire Buffalo team tried to commit murder.
Evan
Yes.
Dan Powers
That's how flip flop things have become. It's.
Evan
It's a tragedy.
Dan Powers
So they needed to react better. But I'm giving Them the benefit of the doubt that they're just beaten down. Sad. They're sad boys.
Evan
So if you are Austin Matthews and you go, I've torn my mcl. We traded Mitch. Or we lost Mitch Marner in free agency. Kind of traded him.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Evan
But we lost him in free agency and it went horribly because he is good. Vegas is good. We are terrible. And my team is so broken that when I tear my mcl, everyone doesn't care.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Evan
Do you go try? I'm not playing here anymore.
Dan Powers
No, I don't. I mean, I'm not saying that he's completely against that, but I don't think that that's the immediate reaction. I. We love Toronto, love city, and the Leafs should be good. The Leafs missing playoffs is not fun.
Evan
Yeah. Hockey's great when Toronto's in it.
Dan Powers
I have said many times that I think this is good for Toronto.
Evan
Shutting him down, getting missing plays. Missing. Missing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep.
Dan Powers
And we listen, you and I flirted with this possibility.
Evan
I know. And I've always been Mitch.
Dan Powers
Mitch left. And in our season previews, we were like, they could miss playoffs. They absolutely could. And here we are. I think this is going to be good for them. I think it's going to instigate real positive change. But I do. I think that they need a Ted Lasso speech of we're broken. Because I didn't like that Willie interview
Evan
where you brought it up.
Dan Powers
They were like.
Evan
They're like, potter. Did I just say that?
Dan Powers
I don't remember. But, like, you. You showed me this interview. I don't know if you saw this.
Chris
I did not.
Dan Powers
Willie was getting interviewed and they were like, this was the last week. So they weren't really even. I mean, they're still not technically eliminated for sure, but they're like, do you think that this is going to become a recurring thing or do you think this is just like a one off of missing playoffs? And he goes, I mean, I hope just like a one off. But it's like.
Evan
But I was like, have you missed playoffs yet?
Dan Powers
Like, why didn't you?
Evan
Why was it the answer? We're going to make playoffs this year.
Dan Powers
Yeah. Like, they're above.500. Like, it's so. I don't like that response. I just think that there's a level of apathy.
Evan
And if Auston Matthews was. And they would never have let it get this far in the season. So just roll with me, though. If Auston Matthews was a free agent at the end of this summer,
Dan Powers
oh,
Evan
I would be that he'd be, I'm gone.
Dan Powers
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Evan
Right. So he's obviously not.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Evan
So he's under contract. But I do think he is the type of guy that would do them the service of. If he wants to leave, he would go, hey, dude, let's try to get something. Let's try to get you guys something great back. Because I'm gonna go.
Dan Powers
Do you think that that is a market, though, where your, your captain and highest paid player can walk up to someone and go, I would like to leave. I think that would be crazy.
Evan
Well, I think he. If he walks for free in two years, it's even worse.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Evan
Like, the fans go, you're a scumbag.
Chris
Also, maybe the fact that it was just Olympics and he was the captain of America and like that. Toronto's probably like a little butthurt about that.
Dan Powers
There's also. There is the. There's the argument that his value has never been higher.
Evan
Yep, he's a winner.
Dan Powers
He's a winner. He is. We just had that slew of ridiculous nonsense coming out of various articles being like, he hates Toronto and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And you would probably assume that many US Teams would be like, we'll kill for this guy right now. So there. I mean, if you're going to get the most from him, it might be this summer.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah.
Evan
Because that's a little term too.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Evan
Like, you trade him and you go,
Dan Powers
hey, not, not to mention you, you just. You're going to. You're about to miss playoffs. God knows how much further down they're going to follow without him in the line fall without him in the lineup. Although we do see that they play better without.
Chris
They got to blow it up over there. Just.
Dan Powers
So the question is, their first round pick is going to Boston and you wonder if they go, are we about to be this bad and have no draft pick, like, no high draft pick? So maybe that's another reason why they would be like, let's make a trade, get a draft pick, get prospects. You get multiple drafts. I mean, you're gonna get a lot.
Chris
I wait to say. I thought you guys hated draft pick.
Evan
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Dan Powers
I do.
Chris
But they are valuable.
Dan Powers
I do, but they are valuable. And it's like you get those draft picks so you can then trade them because they're worth.
Chris
Yes,
Dan Powers
but I, Yeah, I. Listen, I. We're not going to turn this into a trade Austin Matthews discussion, but I think that. I think that butt traded. The Leafs need. I think the Leafs need a mentality Change. And I think it's going to take a loving talking to. Okay. Yeah, it needs to happen.
Evan
It was crazy, dude. That's one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
Dan Powers
That was not good. It was truly not good. Talk to me about the World cup of Hockey. We got some news, some Good news.
Evan
Today. 2028, February 2028. So during the break, just like this year with the Olympics, we are doing the World cup of Hockey. It is back for the first time since 2016. This will be the fourth World cup of Hockey. The tournaments were in 96, 04, 16 and now 2028. It is in Calgary, Edmonton and Prague, which is sick. Now here's a question. I don't know because I don't think it says in this article on NHL.com who the eight teams are. Surely it's the four from four nations.
Dan Powers
Yep. Adding Czechia.
Evan
Adding Czechia.
Dan Powers
Adding Slovakia.
Evan
Okay.
Dan Powers
Adding Germany.
Evan
Okay.
Dan Powers
And adding Denmark. Maybe.
Evan
Maybe Russia.
Dan Powers
Maybe Russia. Are we being idiots? Why don't we do ev. Just do a quick Google who is playing in the World cup of Hockey?
Chris
You got it.
Dan Powers
Let's use the Google. Let's use the Internet machine.
Evan
Maybe they haven't announced yet though, because the.
Dan Powers
It's possible.
Evan
NHL.com not mentioning it would be great.
Dan Powers
So World cup of Hockey as per posted by the NHL is going to be in Prague, Calgary and Edmonton. And that's very exciting.
Evan
The dates, the eight competing nations and a full schedule will be announced at a later date.
Dan Powers
Oh, okay. So we don't have the. Can we please get Russia in there?
Evan
That's what I'm saying.
Chris
It says here on, according to Wikipedia, Canada, United States, Sweden, Finland, Czechia, Germany, Switzerland, pending final spot likely. Russia pending eligibility. If we can end the war.
Evan
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Chris
We'll get Russia.
Evan
This is the motivation we got. You got finally till 2028.
Dan Powers
Do another like fucking call them something else. Yeah, call them the Soviets.
Evan
Yeah, bring it back, dude. What a USSR retrosis that.
Dan Powers
I. I know that some.
Chris
Let's get nostalgic for Soviet Russia.
Dan Powers
I understand that that would be insensitive, but if they wore those jerseys, that'd
Evan
be kind of cool retro jersey.
Dan Powers
I'm just saying the jersey would look cool. Everyone calm down. God, it's great. I'm excited. That's going to be a blast. Now the big question remains, what happens next year?
Evan
Right? 2027, February. Is it All Star Game?
Dan Powers
We don't know.
Evan
We don't know.
Dan Powers
Is it five nations?
Evan
Five nations?
Dan Powers
But if we should do.
Evan
When it's not Olympic year, we should do some number of nations that was never the same.
Dan Powers
It is quite funny that we went four nations. Olympics blank.
Evan
Eight nations.
Dan Powers
World cup of Hockey. Eight nations. And we now have this massive gap next season where it's going to be tough if the league has to go like this. The All Star Game's back.
Evan
This skills comp.
Dan Powers
We're going. We're.
Chris
What if. Just do it. Two nations usa. Canada. Haven't play a seven game series.
Evan
Dude, that'd be sick. What was that? Remember there was like that epic. Canada, Russia. One of those where it was, you know.
Dan Powers
Oh yeah.
Evan
Like Gretzky era, where they always talk about that.
Dan Powers
What was that called?
Evan
They should do that.
Dylan Larkin
There you go.
Evan
They should do one of those Canada US best.
Dan Powers
We could bring back the we do like North America versus Europe game. That'd be kind of fun. But then it would just be another All Star game and that.
Evan
Yeah, right.
Chris
Yeah.
Dan Powers
We can't do that.
Evan
But this will be sick.
Dan Powers
I'm very fired up to see it back.
Evan
And this is. This was cool. Hold on, let me find this. This place. Scotia Place. The Flames new arena that will open in the 2728 season. And at 02 arena in Prague will each host six round robin games in one elimination game. So it's going to be international. Very cool. And I'm fired up because now that we've got a taste of this life. I can't go back.
Dan Powers
No, can't go back. Good news is we're not going back.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Fantastic. We've got a new king of la.
Evan
Who arguably already was, but pun intended. Nice to make it official.
Dan Powers
He already was, but it's official now on the point sheet against the New Jersey Devils on Jakopitar. Tucked in a goal, became. Yeah, well, he tucked in a goal to get the record. Came the number one points leader for the Los Angeles Kings reaching 1,308 points in 1505 games passing Marcel Dionne. We already knew it. He's the greatest king of all time. But it's good to see it on the statue.
Evan
Yes.
Dan Powers
And I think seeing the celebration was very awesome.
Evan
Yes.
Dan Powers
The boys were firing.
Evan
How many points does he have on the season? Because I remember thinking, yeah, 30 points. I remember thinking coming into the season he will definitely pass that because he was only 30 points away.
Dan Powers
Yep.
Evan
But then some. Some knocks.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Evan
Got a little knock and you know it's tough getting points in the National Hockey league as a 38 year old man. It Got deeper into the season than I thought. And now I started to think, like, God, he's retiring. He's one more injury away from being like, oh, I just missed it. Which would have been a fucking tragedy. So super thrilled that this finally happened. Yeah, well deserved. Now, please. I had. I had a. I had a. When this happened and I saw the celebration, I had a come to Jesus moment with the Kings. We've been talking about them for a long time.
Dan Powers
Like, oh, they got to get in.
Evan
They got to get in, but, man, maybe they won't. And, like, would Kopi unretire and blah, blah, blah. They have to get in. I realized when this happened, I was like, you are fucking up so badly that you have to fix this.
Dan Powers
I know.
Evan
And it has to happen right now. Like, you even said last week that it was Seattle, San Jose, all these teams above them were 4 and 6 in their last 10, and so were the Kings. And that was just the moment to be like, hey, dude, just go on a run here and you jump all them. The same thing is still happening. And seeing that moment for Kopi can't be the moment from this season. It has to be playoffs. So this has to be the go time right now. That has to be the spark. That has to be the springboard. Fucking win at a 70% clip for the rest of the season and make playoffs correct. Full stop.
Dan Powers
What is what I find absolutely hysterical is not a single team in the Pacific cares.
Evan
No one cares.
Dan Powers
Would be in the playoffs if they were in the Eastern Conference. Not a single team.
Evan
Let me see if that's. Let me see if that's accurate.
Dan Powers
It's. Not only is it accurate, Chris, it's accurate by three points.
Evan
You could give.
Dan Powers
You could give the top team in the Pacific an extra win. You give the Ducks an extra win, and they would still not be in the playoffs. No one in the Pacific is in the playoffs in the Eastern.
Evan
That's crazy.
Dan Powers
It is insane, man.
Evan
And it's. It's crazy, too, because I'm like, the Ducks are so fun.
Dan Powers
They are so fun.
Evan
They are. But I'm like, you are.
Dan Powers
But the Ducks also have a minus 10 gold if. And they're in first place.
Evan
I know, dude.
Dan Powers
And like you said earlier, you're like, mariners on Vegas, they're great. And I'm like, are they great? They have 76 points. They're not like, they are. It's. It is the strangest division I have ever seen.
Evan
And the Kings are in sixth. Dude, it's not even like, I know But.
Dan Powers
But again, they're only two points out.
Evan
I know, but it's just. That is crazy.
Dan Powers
It is. They do have to get in. And the thing that blows about the Pacific is no we. No one's. You'll find no one happier than us that the fact that the Ducks are in first place.
Evan
Correct.
Dan Powers
But like we just said, they have a minus 10 gold. If they're not running. They're. Again, they are. Every team as far as points. Every single team in the Pacific is worse than every single team in the east that is in the playoffs. Yeah. I mean it is crazy. What we're looking at and what really blows is for the stories. For a number of reasons. We desperately want the Kings and the Sharks to get into play.
Evan
I know.
Dan Powers
But that means an awesome team is getting bumped from.
Evan
Dude. Yes.
Dan Powers
Like I do. I don't want Seattle or Utah to miss playoffs.
Evan
I know.
Dan Powers
And I don't see any one of Anaheim, Vegas and Edmonton moving out of those top three spots in the Pacific. I know. So I have two teams that I need in the playoffs for the story.
Evan
Yeah. So we're now we've just kicked the spunk.
Dan Powers
And that means that I am. I'm given an ending to another story. To two other stories that no one wants.
Evan
And unfortunately, Dan. Not Unfortunately. Utah at 74 points with an extra game. But at 74 points plus 20 gold. If feels like they have. They are in the driver's seat for one of the wild card spots. So that means. Oh, there's only one spot left for the Spunk. The Sharks and the Kings and do. And the Preds. I'll give the Preds some love.
Dan Powers
Preds are playing fun hockey.
Evan
I want it to be the Kings for coping. And I apologize. I apologize to the Spunk and I apologize to the Sharks and I apologize to the Preds.
Dan Powers
It absolutely stinks. I want it. I need it. Actually, I need it for Kobe. But I also need my son to win mvp.
Evan
Yes. Here's a question though. And I'm being deadass. You're at Anjakopitar. You've had a 20 year career.
Dan Powers
Yes.
Evan
And you're a legend. You're the highest scoring king of all time. It's amazing you're retiring. Do you want to. These are the two options I present to you. You miss playoffs in your last year by like a point or whatever and you just go. You go. Go home to your native land. Good day. Or you make it by a point and you play the Avalanche in the first round and are promptly swept out of the playoffs, you don't even win a game.
Dan Powers
Wouldn't care.
Evan
You would prefer that?
Dan Powers
Yeah, just get in. Get. Yeah, just get. You got to play playoffs one more time.
Evan
Okay.
Dan Powers
Yeah, for sure.
Evan
I think if you. There's. If there's. You don't know what's going to happen in playoffs, then 100% you choose that. But if I'm telling you for sure, you get swept. I didn't know if that changed the equation.
Dan Powers
No, it's. Yeah, you go.
Evan
It was still fun.
Chris
He wouldn't believe you. Yeah, there's always a chance.
Dan Powers
You know what would be nuts is if they manage to get the first wild card. Something like maybe mammoth struggle or something and the Ducks win and we have an Anaheim LA first round.
Evan
Well, dude, I was actually thinking that Dance of the Kings.
Chris
That'd be awesome.
Evan
With their first, they're five points back from the top wild card spot, but they're a game behind. So for argument's sake, call it three points back. Right. So that's very attainable if they do that. The Oilers are so close to winning the Pacific and it could be. If they get the second wild card spot and the Oilers are in the Pacific, they will get the Oilers in the first round. Don't even also be promptly swept.
Dan Powers
Do not bring something like that up. Here's the. Here's. Okay, here's an actual answer for you.
Evan
If that happens.
Dan Powers
You miss if that happens. I would rather than this.
Evan
Me too.
Dan Powers
I would rather them misply than have them get in and just get beaten by the Oilers yet again. I don't need that.
Evan
Yeah. And it's close. We're flirting with it. We're flirting with it. Wait. Okay, Dan, here you go. We're going to find out right now if the Kings make it. Ready?
Dan Powers
Oh, God. Okay, what's happening?
Evan
Kings at Rangers win.
Dan Powers
Because they're on the road.
Evan
Home vs Flyers
Dan Powers
has to be a win.
Evan
Home vs Sabres loss 2 and 1 at Mammoth, loss 2 and 2. At Flames, win 3 and 2 at Canucks, win 4 and 2. Home vs Mammoth loss 4 and 3. Home vs Palouse win. Has to be 5 and 3. Home verse Preds.
Chris
They could win.
Evan
It has to be a win 6 and 3. Home vs Leafs has to be a win 7 and 3. Home verse preds. Has to be a win 8 and 3. Home vs Canucks has to be a win 9 and 3. Home verse Oilers loss 9 and 4. At spunk.
Dan Powers
At spunk. Has to be. I mean especially. Yep. I mean. Yeah, you're on the road.
Evan
Win 10 and 4 at Canucks win. 11 and 4 at Flames
Dan Powers
win.
Evan
12 and 4. Kings are in.
Dan Powers
Kings are in.
Evan
Kings made playoffs.
Dan Powers
12 and 4. Run that. That was not totally realistic. It wasn't wishful thinking whatsoever. All of that is definitely going to happen.
Evan
12 and 4. Kings are in.
Dan Powers
I I We're going to have really good vibes this week.
Evan
Yes, dude. For Kopi. All time leading scorer. We have to get in, dude. We have to get in. I don't know what to say.
Dan Powers
Hell yes. Let's get in. Let's kick it to college for a quick second and talk about the BU boys because we've got some NHL entries going on here. Cole Hudson. We got another Hudson.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
In the league. Signed his entry level contract with the Caps. Love to see that.
Evan
Could play Wednesday.
Dan Powers
He could play Wednesday. I'm thrilled to see that young man in the NHL.
Evan
I am genuinely excited because I think he's a player for the people that aren't watching college. Cole is very good, is just as exciting, is doing insane shit on the blue line with the puck in college. And I had my doubts 100%. I had my doubts if Lane's game would translate as easily to the Pros, and it 1000% did. So I'm really excited to see Cole get there and potentially do the same thing. And how many times have we seen a college kid come in with just the confidence because you're like, whatever. I just was ripping it up in college and I don't. It's just too fast for me to even be nervous. Yeah, that could happen here. And this could be a massive boost for the Capitals. It's almost amazing that BU had such a disappointing season that they're just free to go now. They're like, sweet. Let's go pro.
Dan Powers
Johnny Carlson goes over to the Ducks and they go, boom, here's an opportunity. Get your kid in here. It's going to be fantastic. Super excited for him. Excited to see if the Cappies can do something here. Maybe make a little push going over to the Islanders. Cole Eiserman, friend of the program, stud. Is he going back for a third year, last year of college eligibility or last year as well as property of the Islanders. Property of him and the Islanders or the aisle's going to snag him. I think it would be looney tunes to not bring him up. I think that. Look at what this team is, this Islanders team, the vibes that they have. I can't think of a better group of human beings to be nurturing a player. Get him on this team.
Evan
I couldn't agree more, Dan. When they said Cole Hudson was going up, I was looking for the Iserman announcement. And it was like, Yzerman unsure and maybe it's his camp, right? Like, I don't say whatever, but I'm like, dude, this Islanders team is so fun. You've got Shaef daddy being the young guy taking all the pressure off you. The young guy. There's no, oh, here's our 11th overall pick or whatever. He was 14th overall, and he better be the savior. I'm like, no, no, you have the savior who's younger than you. It doesn't matter. You just come up and rip pucks, which is what you were put on God's earth to do. And they go, I was banging the drum for Kyru and even like a Debrusk to just get some power play goals. Holy fuck, dude. If you brought up Cole Izamon and you were like, you don't even play unless we're on the power play. And he would go, okay.
Dan Powers
And you know what my big thing for him is? Braden Chen.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Like, that's. I love that. That. That's. That's a father figure. Yes. The guy who's going to show you the.
Evan
He should live. He should live with Marty, too.
Chris
Marty should go cheaper by the dozen style.
Evan
Get in here, Eiserman. Get in here.
Dan Powers
And what's so funny about Shanner is like, Shen just showed up there. He didn't even have a house. Yeah, yeah, but they're like this. Live with him. Yeah.
Evan
Everybody living with Marty, dude.
Dan Powers
I. I think that putting Iserman on a wing with Shen getting coached up by that guy, a nice veteran playing with him. All the vibes are as good as can be with the Islanders. You bring this kid in. Oh, I love it.
Evan
I want him up.
Dan Powers
I want him. I think it's a. And I believe in the third year. I think a lot of players do the third year and it works out great. I understand the pull or the appeal for him.
Evan
He's obviously pissed about the season too, right?
Dan Powers
Definitely.
Evan
I get the pull to go back to be like, I need to do
Dan Powers
better at bu, Definitely. But I think that this is a. I think it's a perfect situation and a great opportunity for him to just jump onto that island. And it's going to be great. I would bring him up first.
Evan
Get him up, get him up.
Dan Powers
Get him up. For sure. Isles, this is a no brainer. Bring the kid in. Let him start fucking lighting it up on the peeper. It'll be great.
Evan
I would be fired up. Dude.
Dan Powers
It will be great. Okay, last bit of news and hot ice. We gotta go to the Atlantic. We gotta talk about two teams. The Wings and the Sense.
Evan
Yep, The Wings. We said we weren't going to talk about this, and I tried not to. We actually. In fact, we didn't. So we didn't talk about it. So this isn't our fault. But the Wings have a March problem. They've had a March problem for a while here and. And so far they're 2 and 5 in March. They lost to the Panthers and the Bolts and the Stars on a road trip, which. Those are tough games. That's not the easiest run of a road trip to.
Dan Powers
No.
Evan
But they had a very important home stand about to start with the Flames, the Halves, the Bruins and the Sense. You got to win. You got to go three and one on that trip, like minimum. And I'm wondering if it's mental, if it's becoming mental in Detroit. Like they get to March and they're like, don't do that again. And then you're doing it, obviously, Larkin missing time is not.
Dan Powers
Yeah. Lark's being out is not great. But we are in the ides of March and it is not going well so far. And I think you're right. This is year three and it's. This cannot happen. It has to be mental.
Evan
I think so, too, because it's so fucking crazy that it's right when the deadline is right. The deadline is the start of the month. And then every year we go. The rings didn't do anything again. I know they did something this year, but it's like the Wings didn't do anything. And then they go, we lose every game in March and now we're missing playoffs. And I'm like, yo, stop. Do it.
Dan Powers
Stop.
Evan
Stop. Stop that.
Dan Powers
And I will. I will say this, though. The good news is. And Tampa has two games in hand. Montreal and Boston have one game in hand. But regardless of that, the good news is if Detroit gets a win in their next game and the Habs and the Bruins get. Have a loss, Detroit will be above Boston and they will be tied with Montreal.
Evan
Yep.
Dan Powers
So it's not like they are clinging to this wild card spot and everything else is out of reach.
Evan
Oh, yeah, it's still jam packed.
Dan Powers
That is something I think is good news. So they can't. The positive angle of this is it's not like you have one last hope and if you lose, you're dead. It's like, no, no. You could Go. You could get up to second. They're only four points behind Tampa. How insane is that?
Evan
Yeah, right.
Dan Powers
They're only four points behind Tampa. So there is so much hope available. Don't lose that hope. It's not the hope that kills you. A lot of Ted Lasso references today, I think that they need to go, we are not this scrappy team this year that's just trying to fight for a spot. No, you are in the standard of good teams in the Atlantic. Remember that. Put that in your mind and go win games.
Evan
And I would say the scary part of it, that's looking up like this, right?
Dan Powers
Yeah, yeah.
Evan
And they go, oh, I thought I needed my binoculars. But actually, all the teams are right here.
Dan Powers
It's right there.
Evan
But the scary part is looking down, they go, I hope I need my binoculars looking down. And I go, well, actually, if Columbus wins their game in hand, they're ahead of you and you're out.
Dan Powers
Yes.
Evan
So. And Ottawa, who is fucking 712 in their last 10 with a plus 20 goal diff compared to Detroit's minus 6 goal diff is up your ass.
Dan Powers
And Ottawa's got two wins in a row and they're 71 and 2 in their last 10. Like, Ottawa's playing well.
Evan
Yeah. And you're.
Dan Powers
You've got to be spooked by that a little bit.
Evan
You go, oh, fuck.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Evan
Oh, fuck.
Dan Powers
This is dig deep time. This is dig deep time. And I. You know what? I'm going to say it because we've got Larks on today. That's going to be a nice bump for the team. That's going to be nice vibes for the team.
Evan
Yep.
Dan Powers
Detroit fans are going to listen to this episode and get fired up hearing about Larks and how fucking awesome he is. And every time we've done it this year, it has gone well and we haven't done it in a while. I'm putting the wings on Fraud Watch.
Evan
Yes. Yes. They need it. They fucking need it, dude.
Dan Powers
Putting the wings on Fraud watch just means watch.
Evan
It just means watch.
Dan Powers
It just means watch. Real fans know.
Evan
Just means pick it up.
Dan Powers
We've done this twice this year and it rattled off win streaks after. It's not calling them frauds, we're putting them on Fraud Watch. This is the third time we've done it this year. Let's see how it goes. Worked twice, but you were on Fraud Watch. Detroit Red Wings, let's see how you
Evan
respond before we get off this topic. It is. I was just looking at Tampa. It is so funny to me that Tampa is 3 and 7 in their last 10. Where every time Tampa surges to the top and I'm like, God, they are so fucking good.
Dan Powers
They play like they are truly Colorado level. Yeah, they're the best. They win eight straight games and they're the best team I've ever seen. And everyone goes, tampa, best team in the East. And then we, we all stop paying attention collectively. And they lose eight straight.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
And we're like, everyone's like, wait, what are you doing? What happened?
Evan
And now they're going on. And these aren't. It's spunk. Canucks, Oilers, Flames. Four game road trip. But when you're fucking Tampa and you gotta fly across the fucking planet to play these four teams, that's a shit road trip, you know?
Dan Powers
Brutal.
Evan
And I'm like, on paper you win a bunch of those. But if you go one in three on these, I'm like, what are you doing, dude? Correct. It's so crazy to me.
Dan Powers
Absolutely correct.
Evan
They'll be fine. But I'm just curious to see their seating.
Dan Powers
Agree. Okay, let's take a quick ad break and then jump back in with an amazing interview with gold medalist Dylan Larkin.
Evan
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Dan Powers
Big day for empty netters. Big day for me personally. And I just told him he's going to get the full, real treatment intro, all the fun questions on another time when we get him back on. But for now, this is just an Olympic session with our good friend, absolute legend and gold medal winner Dylan Larkin. Welcome to the Empty Nutters podcast.
Dylan Larkin
Thanks, boys. It's. You guys are legends. You guys are legends and it's good to be with you guys.
Dan Powers
Oh, dude, it is, it's. It's. Truly, this is a pleasure. It's been a long time coming. I'm very excited about it. But dude, you've had like what, a couple of weeks now between now and Italy. So much has happened and you're wearing the tarp, which is just fantastic. Are you just still buzzing from the high of the victory?
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. It's like, honestly, like normal things that would bother me. I just like day to day stuff or whatever it might be. I just like something happens. I'll. I'll go watch Jack's goal and see the celebration on the ice and I'm just like right back to Cloud 10. It's, it's, it's unbelievable. So we've been enjoying it and, and to share, you know, with, with some of my teammates and, and training staff and, and everyone back home has, has been pretty special. We really haven't been home, so I haven't seen extended family, but they kind of know and, and, and we'll probably do something this summer. I'm sure it'll be a. We'll be celebrating this one for a long time.
Dan Powers
Oh yeah, dude. Dude, you like, Truly, when was the first time you got more than three hours of sleep in a night after that game? And I, I say that not because of the celebration, but because of the, like, you were just on plane after plane after plane. And then like right back in the season and on a roadie. It's just been a session for you.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, I would, yeah. The, the night of the State of the Union, I was supposed to go and we're, you know, and I, I just was like after the White House, I was so tired. I'm like, I'm gonna, I don't want to fall asleep at the stadium. I didn't really know what, what, what we were supposed to be doing, but I was like, I gotta get home and, and get to my family. We were leaving the next day for like a week and, and I was like, I gotta pack and, and do all this stuff and, and most importantly sleep. So that night I got a lot of, A lot of sleep and then really still just, still sleeping a ton.
Evan
As you should yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dan Powers
As you should.
Evan
Yeah, dude, I want to go back larks all the way to Four nations because that was such a table set for this experience. Right. And I think the players knew, but as fans, people were kind of going, how intense will this exhibition tournament be? And then right away it was insane. And I know you won't gas yourself up, so we will do it. You were one of the massive stars of that tournament. Everybody was saying, like, Jesus Christ, get this guy on the ice. More.
Dan Powers
More.
Evan
So when you were doing that, when you were at that tournament with Team usa, were you guys thinking already, like, man, Olympics is going to be nuts? Because it kind of was the precursor to what was coming in Milan.
Dylan Larkin
I mean, yes and no. Obviously, we. We all understood that making that team the Four nations, like, we hadn't. I think that was a stressful start to that season, even.
Dan Powers
Just.
Dylan Larkin
Just taking you guys back farther. Like, everyone wanted to make that team because. Yeah, you felt like you wanted the opportunity to play best on best had been so long.
Chris
Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
And then. And the teams were announced really early, I believe, and. And it was. I think it was like 25 games into the season. So it was. That was. That was a stressful start to the year. And I didn't think I had the best start and was able to make that team and got my opportunity, really, and. And just meshed so well with the guys. And. And that tournament was so intense in such a short period of time. It was. It was like a total whirlwind, you know? Yeah, we had two. Two or three practices. Then it was like a three and four playing Finland, Canada and Sweden. Like, it was. It was. That was pretty cool. And, you know, we. We. That looking back, how much media attention that that gained, it was kind of like ESPN was all over it. They did such a good job. And, you know, national media, like the locker room before the. The day before the finals against Canada, I'd never seen that many media, you know, people around, and. And then losing the. The final was. God, was a heartbreaker like that. And you. You know, the tournament was so much fun. And then that happened, and it was like, all right, we. We played two days later in. In Detroit, and it was like just. I was like, how the hell do I just forget about this? You know, like, you know, when. When McDavid scored, that was a dagger. And. And then from there, that feeling of. Of like, man, there's. The job's not finished. You know, and then we kind of set her and obviously, like, I was still like gotta have a good, good year finish and good year to. To try and make the Olympic team, you know, and, and, and continue. So yeah, it, my, my mentality switched like right away. I was like, man, it'd just be unbelievable. We get those guys back in Milan and, and, and sure enough that that's the way it went and, and just incredible, dude.
Dan Powers
Okay, so I'm glad you just said that because we were just talking to Chucky the other day and something I think that nations and about this group, your group in particular, you obviously have that tournament. You have that crazy game at the Bell Center. You have a great goal in that game. You beat Canada and then over time, loss four nations obviously a dagger, but there was certainly the, the feeling of let's, let's call it what it is. Canada was top of the mountain and they in many ways still are. But that tournament was so awesome to see this group be like, oh, we're right there. Like, this is a, you know, this is going to be a tilt. This is fantastic. And talking to Chucky about the all the different connections on this team with this group, the Michigan connections, the dev program connections, the Boston connections, and just seeing how immediately you clowns were just like the best of friends in the world and the chemistry that was going on with all these guys who every other night in the NHL are just battling, trying to rip each other's heads off. It must have been the second you made this team, it must have been out of this world fun to be like, this group is special. We got a chance. Let's tag them back. Let's go. Like, how awesome was that?
Dylan Larkin
Yeah. Yeah. And I give, you know, Billy G. A lot of credit for, you know, sticking with it. And one of the first things you said when we got to the Olympics, we had met with the whole team and you know, he's like, you guys are close and that's the reason why you're all here, you know. Yeah, we wanted to keep you guys together and you know that that's a ballsy call. And, and, and it ended up paying off. But the, I give the Brady and Matthew so much credit. All the guys, you know, the Hughes, Fabs, Bolds Tom are coming in like the Brock Nelson. Like, there's just every guy is such a good guy and you know, but Matthew and Brady, like, they, they, they set everything up. They, they make, you know, dinners, whatever it may be our team services guy bridge. I got to give him a shout out. Like he, he works in Boston and he was the MVP for The four nations and, and the Olympics and anything we needed. Team dinners. He set it all up. But, but the tachuks, they, they just make everyone feel so important, you know, and, and like whether I was doing whatever, you know, Kel's coming in, like, everyone just was, was a huge part of the team and, and those guys just brought everyone together and, and you know, like, I, I still think about the locker room, like practice days and like there wasn't a quiet moment the entire two and a half weeks. Like, and it, it wasn't just two. You know, it wasn't just Brad the time. It was, it was Milsy and TRO and, and just different guys. Like, it was, it was always just so much fun to, to be around them.
Dan Powers
Yeah. Was it truly? Like, we heard all the stories about the, the boys just like Brady especially just being in the calf all the time. And other than that, was it. Was it actually truly just a gaff session all the time in their room? Like, their door was always open and you guys were just kicking it. Like college days.
Dylan Larkin
Their door was always open. Like they never, they didn't shut it more like we would leave to go to games and they're like, oh, yeah, it's just leave it. Yeah, like, like unbelievable. And, and yeah, we were. There was always a card game going on. There was always, you know, like a beer or two, like, you know, somewhere where guys were hanging and, and you know, that, that just, that's just special. And, and, and the cafeteria, we, I kind of explained like the, it was the first week of college, you know.
Evan
Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
As a freshman, you're, you're in the dorms, you're, you're so excited. You get all this new gear, you unpack everything and then it's like, all right, let's. Let's go explore campus, you know, and, and you're in the cafeteria and meeting people and you know, the. I'm sure you guys heard about the lava cakes and it's just. Yeah. Like, it was non stop for, for, for the two and a half, three weeks we were there.
Dan Powers
Larks.
Evan
Actually, we, we heard or. One of the first stories I heard about the lava kicks was actually from Taylor Heisey on the women's team because she said she came out and Helly was in the calf with like 30 of them in front of him. He was like, yeah, I'm saving these for the boys. She was like, how did you get 30 lava kicks?
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, there's a good story too. I think we were playing. It was before the Slovakia Game. I think it was Slovakia or maybe. Yeah, I think it was. And one of the games, and, and the guy, the guy's name was. God, it's so good. It was, it was like Simone. Okay, Simone. Almost like in his Italian accent. And Brady started calling him spumoni, Like, and, and he was the guy that, like, ran the cafeteria. I think Matthew gave him a pin early. And then we just, it was lava cakes galore. So before the game, he brought him like 10 lava cakes. And Brady's like, man, what a great guy. But, like, we gotta play. We gotta play. Like, I can't do it. I'm not that, you know, that was his first time he turned on a lava cake.
Dan Powers
But, dude, I, we're, you know, just,
Dylan Larkin
even funny stuff like that. It just took on a life of its own and we were just, just laughing.
Dan Powers
I, I, we've said to a bunch of the boys now, it's like, the fact that you guys had, like, prison deals going on for lava cakes at the Olympic Village is so funny. It's unbelievable.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Oh, God, dude.
Evan
Okay, so one thing we asked Chuck to. And I want your take on. You know, you go through the group stage, you have a great, a great run. You know, you're watching the tournament shakeout, and then it's like Sweden in the quarterfinals.
Dylan Larkin
Oh, my God.
Evan
So, so what, what was just the attitude? What was the reaction? What was the attitude? And were you guys clocking? Because it was hard to follow the Goldiff. Were you clocking, like, what was going on? And we're probably going to get Sweden. Was all that going down?
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, yeah. In the German, like, the Germans are so dangerous with the, the guys they have. And, and knowing Mo, like, I was like, this is not an easy game by any means. So we were like, what it is. And, and you know, we, we, I think we were one of the, the last games. So we were like, yeah, we gotta, we have to beat Germany by crazy. And it's like, all right, yeah, let's, let's take care of business tonight. And, and then as soon as that game ended, I was like, oh, man, we gotta play Sweden. Like, yeah, you know, I don't even know who they played in the, the playoff,
Dan Powers
but, dude, such a deal to play as well as you did in prelims and then draw Sweden.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, I was so nervous for that game. Oh, God, like, just, God, you know, you, it's such a special group, and you don't, you don't want it to end. And, and I'm like, man, I Was like talking to my wife night before. I'm. This is the most nervous I've been for a game and.
Evan
Wow.
Dylan Larkin
In a long time. And. And, you know, actually Todd McClellen called me because we had a couple days, and I was expressing to him. I was like, you know, I'm. I'm nervous for this game. And he's like, well, sometimes nerves bring the best out of. Out of guys. And. And, you know, I really felt like it that those nerves just brought. Brought us to life. And you could feel it in the room, and you could see the pop. The morning skate. Like, guys, it was one of the best practices we had, and guys were ready to go.
Dan Powers
Yeah, well, dude, I mean, you kind of just said it. You did this in four nations. I feel like you do it every season, too. You're definitely the type of player that just gets better and better and better as you play and as you go through a tournament or go through the season. And that was happening here, and then you get things started in that Sweden game with those nerves. You were just talking about how good did it feel for you, but also just the boys to, like, get that sick tip, massive goal, get things going. Did that settle you a little bit?
Dylan Larkin
Yeah. Yeah, I think so. And I think, like, Jack got bumped up to. To our line or. Or bumped down, you know, to my line because Nelly was. Was playing so well. But it's just the way that the tournament went and, And. And when. Once we started playing together, it was. And he was so good from. From the first game. Yeah, just. Just like, I think he heard the noise about four nations and. And. And he wanted to prove a point and he wanted the puck on his stick. I. I just. He wanted on his stick from the first. First minute of the first game and. And to make a statement and. And playing with him was. Was so much fun because I know I'm from skating. Skating with him in the summer, but, you know, I just. As the games got tighter, it. You know, it's. It's just so much. It's so much fun, you know, I just. Was having a blast with it.
Evan
Yeah, no doubt. Dude, they tie it with a fucking minute left, and I want to throw up. Dude, we were. Dan. We were in Canada House for that. Yeah, it was like everyone's cheering, and I'm just like, oh, my God. So they tie it with a minute left. How. What's. What's said in the locker room, because you're going into three on three where it's kind of like, Christ, anything can Happen, you know, who's, who's stepping up, who's saying stuff. How is the vibe going into that overtime?
Dylan Larkin
Well, that one was, it was just like a regular.
Evan
Oh, yeah, right.
Dylan Larkin
There's just a quick stop and, and, and then we were going. So we had talked about three on three before, before the game, actually. And so he was like this, this could, you know, it gets down to it. Like, these games are tight. It could get to three on three. So we talked about it and man, when they scored, I was like, oh, Jesus. Now it's like a toss up. 3 on 3 can go either way. You know, like, it's a bounce. It's a you1, one team's getting their chance, and if it's not going in, it's going, it goes down the other way, like, and then they get. The other team gets a chance. So I remember looking around and, and, and trying to, like, talk myself out of being nervous, and I saw Quinny Hughes and I'm like, God, we got that guy. What I'm doing? Yeah, just come on, Quinny. And, and he's so, he's so, like, dialed and focused. It's, it's like, you know, there's not a moment that's too big for him. So, yeah, I remember seeing him, I'm like, all right, here we go.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Dude, the way that, like, we were watching the game and it just felt like he was feeling it. He was in flow state, and it's just like everyone was just giving Huggy the puck and I was like, he is going to score right now. This is, this is feels like it's written in the stars. It's fantastic. Oh, dude, I'm glad you said what you said about Jack, by the way, because I was going to war for him online with people, like, after that first game. He made a bunch of great plays in that Latvia game, including one that led to one of the goals that got taken back. And I was like, jack Hughes has been phenomenal tonight. And there were still some of those dumb, dumb haters from four nations who were like, no, he hasn't been. And then every game he got better. And I was just like, it was a great moment for me. It was a great victory for. I'm sure Jack felt good.
Evan
Yeah, yeah.
Dan Powers
But I felt great. But when, when Quinn tucked that goal, did you go nuts or was it kind of like, yeah, breath of relief or. Because, you know, you got two more games. Yeah. Hopefully after that, so that must be great.
Dylan Larkin
I actually went nuts. I, I, I was miked up for it. So there's actually.
Dan Powers
Oh, sick.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, there's. I've watched that a bunch, but, like, that was such an intense game and you know, the sweets, they're so dangerous. Like.
Evan
Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
So when, when, when he scored it, it was, it was like a. Yeah, it was probably like a 6 out of 10 if. If the 10 is. Is what was to come, you know.
Evan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dan Powers
So fair.
Chris
Yeah.
Evan
That's incredible, dude. Well, speaking Dan was saying the two games, were you guys. Because Canada was already waiting for you in the final when you went to play Slovakia. Was it hard at all to not look past that game? Right. Because everybody on earth is talking about this U. S. Canada final. Was it hard to not just dial in in that semi final game, or was it a big enough moment that you guys were like, let's take care of our.
Dylan Larkin
No, honestly, because of what the. How tight the Canada Finland game was.
Dan Powers
Right.
Dylan Larkin
You know, and we got to the rink, I think around 6 o', clock, and that game was just wrapping up and we're all like, huddled around a laptop watching it.
Evan
Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
And. And I don't know, it was. It's like a. A feeling of like, God, they could, you know, like, I think it kind of woke us up a little bit and, and we were ready to go for that one for sure too. Slovakia.
Evan
Yeah. Good. And then what was the. What was the pre. You said you were nervous going into the Sweden game. What were the pre Game nerves going into the gold medal game?
Dan Powers
Yeah, like, if you were nervous for Sweden, like, what, what was. What was happening to your insides? Go. Heading into the Canada game.
Dylan Larkin
Oh, like. Yeah. That. It was almost too much, you know, it was like. Yeah. I thanked God it was a two o' clock game because there's no way if, if we were playing at 9 o' clock normally, like, oh, my God, that, that day would have been like so long. I, I couldn't sleep the night before. You're just going through in your head about the what ifs and, and, and how the game's gonna go and, and you're thinking about it and everything, you know, So I think probably like 2 o' clock in the morning, I was like, all right, let's just, just, let's just do this, you know, let's just play the game and, and see. And. And I ended up being able to fall asleep, but thankfully it was get up, eat, go to the rink and, and let's, let's get this going, you know? But I was, I was very nervous,
Dan Powers
very nervous of course, dude. I mean, but I like what, what Todd said. Like, nerves. Nerves can be good. And I feel like in that type of a game too, it's like, it's actually funny. You hear the heli story where he was like, I actually slept better than I ever have before that game. Which blows.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah.
Dan Powers
But it' feel like you want the nerves because it's like it, it makes you feel alive still, dude. Like, this is the game that you've been, you know, dreaming about your entire life. So to be in there, that's incredible. Especially against Canada.
Chris
Were.
Dan Powers
How long did I. I actually haven't asked anyone this yet. How long did that game feel like it took for you? Because I feel like in those moments you almost black out at parts during the period, you're just getting through shift by shift. Obviously it goes to ot, but like did that game, especially when you were protecting the lead and then when you're, you know, trying to hold on to the tie, did it feel like the game took forever or was it kind of just like flash shots for you?
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, not. That was a stressful one. Oh my gosh. Because it's actually the first, first couple shifts we were like dominating.
Evan
Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
Oh, yeah, yeah, here we go. And. And it didn't. Didn't last long. Bold scored and. And then we were so fired up.
Evan
Yeah. How did you feel right then? Because that was sick.
Dan Powers
It's also. It was unbelievable that it was such a swaggy goal. Like, that was the sexiest goal I could have ever imagined in a gold medal game.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah. Yeah, we were, we were fired up. And then it's like, oh, here we go. You know, Come on. And yeah, and, and then from really like then on Canada, they, they played so well and, and you know, you got to give them. They, they battled and, and threw the kitchen sink at us and. And Helly was. Was just unbelievable. Like, Jesus, that even Bennington played out of his mind. He made a big save on Troch in the third.
Dan Powers
Oh, huge.
Dylan Larkin
You know, he made some big saves and, and but yeah, it was, it was crazy stressful back and forth like, like going out there, we're getting pinned in and then you're chipping it out, you're racing to the bench and they're just coming in waves and, and you know, we had some big chances in the second, but until really from, from Bold's goal until that when Jack got high sticked and we got a four minute power play, I was like, oh my God, here we go.
Evan
Like, that's, that's so long, too.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, we got. Yeah, four minutes. I'm like, we got our power plays nasty like Ikes, Quinny, and Amats. They did. They snap it around so well, and. And, like, gosh. Come on, boys. Let's get this one. Let's get this one. And. And Brady was before the game. He's like, three one. We're gonna win three one.
Dan Powers
Wow.
Dylan Larkin
And they took the format. He goes, here we go, boys. We're gonna get power, then we're gonna get the empty nutter. 3 1. Like I said, dude, Come on.
Evan
That is awesome.
Dan Powers
You know? Yeah. And then immediate jack penalty.
Dylan Larkin
I know. And then jack penalty. And then it's like, we got to go on the kill again. And the five on three kill, too. There's just so many things.
Dan Powers
The five on three. I, like, I can't imagine what you guys are feeling. I was in my pants because I was just like, there's no. How in the world. How in the world do you possibly survive this? But it goes to something you said. At what point in the game did it. Was it clear to you that Heli was seeing God? Because, like, we've all seen him play out of his mind. But there was something happening in that game. Like, could you tell in the second period, or did it take, like, the third period heroics and. And, you know, the. The penalty kills before you were like, this is unbelievable.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, I mean, gee, I was. That's so funny. Pretty. Like, again, you know, like the. The time that he talked about on his podcast. That pizza up the middle.
Dan Powers
Yeah, yeah.
Dylan Larkin
You know, like. Like, Heli's right there. Makes a huge save, and. And he just bailed us out, like, all tournament rd and. And Heli and just took care of everything. Like, yeah, Incredible, our decor. CMAC pulling that one off the goal line, but the one like, the. The one with. With taves and. And Helly's paddle. Like, I was on the ice for that one, and. And I'm, like, kind of behind him, and I turned because I thought it went in, you know?
Evan
Yeah. Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
And then I look. Look again, and. And, like, people are chasing in the corner. I'm like, how. What is going on? You know? Like, what is.
Dan Powers
It's like, guys, larks is like, guys, that went in. Why is it still playing?
Evan
And, hey, did you know? Because I asked Chuck this, too, because he was right there. Did you know it hit the paddle, or did you think he just missed? Because I was like,
Dan Powers
yeah, so did we.
Evan
It's like watching that replay, I was like, holy he got his paddle on that. That was insane. Dude, what a moment.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, dude.
Dan Powers
There was truly like this. The spirit of Johnny was. Was strapped in front of that net with like the. The Nate miss and then.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Save. Like, holy.
Evan
Were you.
Dan Powers
Who was.
Evan
Were you on for the Nate miss Larks or.
Dylan Larkin
No, I think I. I think I was. I was on for every big chance against.
Evan
Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
Dude, I had the craziest night of all time.
Evan
Like that. In that moment, you know, like when you see that puck because it kind of like ricocheted to him. You know, like when you see that puck go to him open net, are you like, oh, my God.
Dylan Larkin
It's one of those, like, slow motion. Like, he's there, he's there, he's there. Oh, he's.
Evan
Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
And then he misses, you know, like, what is going on? Yeah, but like, again, like, he doesn't miss those and.
Evan
Right.
Dylan Larkin
And you know, they have so many great players and. And what a hockey game. And I. I haven't been able to watch it. Kind of maybe waiting for a special time when I can really just.
Dan Powers
Yeah, that's cool.
Dylan Larkin
Watch the whole thing and. And watch it back. But yeah, seeing the highlights and everything and just a unbelievable hockey game. And it was as fast as. That was probably part of the whirl and too. It's like there's no time with the puck. You get the puck, it's. It's moving it right away and someone's on top of you. Someone's skating to. To get you. Like, it was similar to the Four nations where when we played them twice, it was like that. But this was. Was even a higher level than that for sure.
Dan Powers
I mean, you talked about all the chances for them that you were on. Obviously you're on for the OT winner.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Did you. Because, like, I've. I've been loving.
Chris
We.
Dan Powers
We actually. We had a clip from like right after the game that went viral because of everyone's reaction to it. This. The. The stands, man. Like, no one knew it was. Yeah, yeah, I told the story that there was this. There was this millisecond breath where Jack shoots it. And there was silence in the arena because everyone was like, what the just happened? And I think a couple of the boys said on the bench, like, they. They kind of threw their head back. Like he. Like he whiffed it it and then it just went in. Did you see it go in? Or you also. Okay, you did. Okay, tell me everything.
Evan
Like, what.
Dan Powers
What did you feel when you saw it? And like, when he got the Puck. Were you like, he's scoring?
Dylan Larkin
Well, yeah, I, I was skating up the ice and, and he poked it. And then I'm like, oh, here we go. Like, yeah, big Z is flying.
Evan
He's a big boy.
Dylan Larkin
He's flying here. And, and McKinnon was back. And, and then it was like slow motion from there. It kind of got stuck on McKinnon's foot. It was, it was a weird, like they almost collided and, and, and z bounced off McKinnon. I came over because I was, you know, like, sometimes when they, the puck could pop. Anyway, yeah, yeah. I'm just looking for possession to keep it in overtime. And, and, and I turned. I'm like, I gotta get back. They got some pretty good players out here. Like, I don't want, I don't want to be, be the guy that goes for a skate. And in the gold medal, three on three, overtime. So I'm getting back. And then I saw, I just left it. He's got momentums going to the net. And then when I turned, I saw him snap it over to Jack and, and then I had the perfect view of it, go right through his legs and in the net. And oh, my God, it was, I, I, I can relive the, the quietness. I think it was shock because I, it was. And then, and then from there, it was like full helicopter my stick down the ice.
Dan Powers
Yeah. Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
Skated as fast as I could, like, towards our bench, and then realized everyone's going this way. So I, I turned and threw my. And then I, I do remember, like, thinking before overtime, like, I, I want to throw my gloves in the air so bad. It's been so long since I said, you know, like, since I've done that. And it was one of the best feelings I'll ever have in hockey, like, in that fashion to do it, that, that game, that environment. Canada, usa is it just. It was, you know, storybook and just unbelievable yell. I probably yelled for 10 minutes straight after that with all the guys hugging and, you know, just special man hugging those guys and, and yeah, dude, it
Dan Powers
was, it was truly like, you know, people always say the dream, but that was truly the dream. It was unbelievable. And it's like we, we keep saying, everybody seeing you guys after was like, it was impossible not to just have the biggest smile on your face because, yeah, everyone was so happy and like, all the family, like, seeing your brother, seeing your dad, like, everyone was so happy. And I was like, this is maybe the most special and happy environment I've ever been in. In My life. Yeah, it was incredible.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, I know. That's a good. Yeah, you're right.
Evan
It was, it was completely. You know, they always say like, yo, my cheeks hurt, I'm smiling. So it was a hundred percent. Like I actually felt like I was smiling slash laughing from 4pm to 4am like it was just a 12 hour run. I was like, oh man, this is insane, dude. Hey, on the ice Larks. Because that was so sick watching, you know, everybody, you gu. Hug each other with the flags and all that stuff and then with the goudre kids, that was just so special. Tell us just about how that came about and how you guys went to get them and all that stuff.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, I was looking because the family seats were, were kind of from like where the penalty box was to the, to the, the corner where, where Hilly was in, in overtime and, and I was looking for my parents and my wife and, and they weren't in that, that area. But, but as I was kind of scanning, it's just like the one person is Mr. Goodreau.
Chris
I see.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
And any, you know, standing there and, and I'm waving to him and pointing and, and then I saw. I, I told Z. I'm like, hey, Mr. Goodreau. And Meredith and the whole crew was right there. So from then I think we both knew, like, let's, let's get them down for, for a picture. And and we, we started to tell the guys like, hey, when, when we take the team picture, just stay and, and let's go get them. Get. Yeah, get them and bring them down and, and you know, it was funny too. Like even we're celebrating on the ice and, and the, whoever, the organizing people for the ceremony are like, you guys get in numerical order. And we're like, yeah, like give us
Dan Powers
get out of here.
Dylan Larkin
Like, we're fine. We don't. But we, we ended up doing it. We got in that order. And then when, when Zach and I got up, the guy's like, no, no, stay. Get down. And, and we just skated right by him and.
Evan
Yep.
Dylan Larkin
And we did that. And you know, like Johnny is just, I, I know him because we played three world championships together.
Dan Powers
Yeah, exactly.
Dylan Larkin
And we always had just so much fun together. And you know, he's, he's, he's someone that, that, that, that just truly has the biggest heart and loves his family. So bringing his kids, his kids out there was, was really special and something that I, I know I, I read the, the comments that they made and, and how much it meant to them and that to me, is bigger than a gold medal. Just, just what the, what we've all, you know, it's a, it's a, one of the biggest losses of my life. And in the hockey world, it was hit hard by that, by that. And, and you know, to bring his kids out there, just, just they'll have that memory and, and the photo for, for the rest of their life. And, and, and I, I hope one day Johnny, Johnny Jr. Is, is on that ice, you know, and wearing a USA jersey.
Evan
Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
And, and, and you know, I miss watching his dad play, but I hope that, you know, he, he can, you know, be like his dad and, and, and be one of the best water bugs out there. And, and yes. And, you know, so they'll have that picture forever. And, and I love, I love Meredith and, and, and she's, she's the strongest person I know. And, and I'm glad it meant something to them.
Dan Powers
Yeah, man. It's perfectly said. And it, it speaks so much to the people that they are and the family that they are, but also that you've all created together how perfect and special that moment was to be. To feel bigger than a gold, than an Olympic gold medal, and to fill your hearts more than that moment just says everything about how wonderful they are and how wonderful the bond is that, that you've all created together. So to, to be able to add that moment on top of everything, it's, we, we said earlier, the dream, it's, it's, it's even bigger than that. So I'm just so, you know, proud of you guys and just blown away with how incredible that was. Yeah.
Evan
Meant something to all of us.
Dan Powers
It was so special. I, I, I, like we said, we're gonna, we're gonna grab you another time here soon and get into all of it. But before we, you know, let it go, obviously the celebrations were amazing. Everything was so fun. But outside of all that, did you, did you have any moments just like in Milan, whether it be with the family or with the boys, that was just like an awesome moment or a funny moment that just sticks out in your memory when you try to look back on the whole experience.
Dylan Larkin
I mean, geez, like, everything was so special, you know, like, it really was.
Dan Powers
And
Dylan Larkin
I'm not like a big picture guy or like, but I, I went in and I'm like, I'm gonna take as many pictures as I can and to be at the Olympics and, and, and wear all the gear and be around other athletes, it was, I was expecting it to be great. It was even better than that. You know, it was. It was probably the most special experience I've had. Just being in the village, being with. With the guys and then our group, you know?
Evan
Yeah, just.
Dylan Larkin
Just the stories and the conversations and, you know, it. Every moment, every bus ride, every, you know, locker room, like, it just. It was. It was cool. It was. It was. It was the best. And I. I. You know, like, dude, no, it's a special group, right?
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Yeah, I get it. We always talk about expectations and, like, hopes and. And I. I just get so happy. And I laugh thinking about, like, you guys went in there and, like, when you left, you, like, you. For the rest of your life, man, you will be able to be, like, holy. That went better than any of us could have ever imagined. Like, that is phenomenal. So, so awesome.
Evan
Hey, Larks. Larks. Who was. Who was cleaning up at the card table?
Dylan Larkin
It went back and forth. Yeah, Helly, we played poker one day, and I. I had a good day the last time we played, so I was up on heli, and I think I'm gonna. I. Normally I would be like, hey, Helly, you owe me. Yeah, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna let that one slide. Yeah.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Evan
You know what? Yeah, we're even.
Dan Powers
I think he paid his debt.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah, that is funny. My books for. For a while.
Dan Powers
Yeah, I think Helly's paid debt. Yeah, for sure.
Evan
That is so funny, man.
Dan Powers
Oh, my God. That's incredible. All right, well, dude, I know you're getting kicked out of that hotel room, so we gotta let you go. But, dude, you're. You're the best. Thanks for popping on. Like I said, we'll do it again, and hopefully we'll see you even sooner.
Evan
Yes.
Dan Powers
Nice playoff game at LCA here, so let's get going.
Dylan Larkin
Thanks, boys.
Dan Powers
Rights, dude.
Dylan Larkin
Thanks, you legends.
Evan
Love you, Larks. Thanks.
Dylan Larkin
Good to see you guys.
Dan Powers
Yeah, absolutely huge shout out to Dylan, Larkin, and Bauer for that amazing chat. I can't. I do it every day on the show. I just can't express how much I love being.
Evan
I love him. I love him, and I don't care who knows.
Dan Powers
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Dan Powers
We did.
Evan
Everyone had a great weekend.
Dan Powers
We sure did.
Evan
We're in la. We're Hollywood boys, the three of us. So we were watching the Oscars last night.
Dan Powers
Evan just perked up.
Evan
Ev gave us his spread. His spread for the Oscars.
Dan Powers
What was the best of the snacks?
Chris
Probably the sliders. The burger sliders, nice. I cooked them on the grill. They each came with like, like a pickle, a bit of raw onion, mustard and ketchup. Perfect, perfect bite. Didn't. Didn't overcook them.
Dan Powers
That's a run. The football burger, right?
Evan
Yeah, yeah.
Dan Powers
Were there. Was there cheese?
Chris
Yeah, a variety. It's like, kind of a mystery. Yeah, sometimes it was Pepper Jack, sometimes it was American, sometimes it was cheddar.
Evan
Was that your favorite movie? Pun?
Dan Powers
Food.
Chris
Begonia, Mini Bergonia burger, onions. Yeah, I.
Dan Powers
We did
Chris
Martini Supreme. That's an obvious one.
Evan
Oh, that is.
Chris
That.
Dan Powers
I don't think that's obvious at all. You were drinking martinis too.
Evan
That's why he slept too.
Dan Powers
That's why you slept poorly.
Chris
No, I actually had no martinis.
Dan Powers
Fuck yeah.
Chris
I had a few small beers though.
Evan
Okay.
Chris
Modelos.
Dan Powers
That's awesome.
Chris
And I got.
Dan Powers
Hold on, what's the line from Benito? And he goes, a few small beers.
Chris
How much have you had a drink, sir? And he goes, few small beers. They played it at the drink little.
Dan Powers
Like them in little.
Chris
I wish they were tiny. No, I just got Model's. But I did get, you know, the Ethan Hogg movie Blue Moon that got nominated. So I just had a pack of Blue Moon and I. I printed out stickers where I replaced the label with a picture of him from the post.
Evan
Also three people. Like, we should have brought back you some mini Coronas from Italy.
Dan Powers
Yeah, a lot of them there. We had a lot of. Few small beers.
Evan
Okay, Martini supreme is good. What else? Or was that your favorite? Sinners? Anything There was.
Chris
Well, we just had a sign above all the food that just said dinners in the. In the food poster font upstairs.
Dan Powers
I feel like you could have done something with drinking blood there.
Chris
I could have.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah.
Chris
But that's more of like a Halloween vibe, you know?
Dan Powers
Yeah, true.
Evan
Jesus Christ.
Dan Powers
We don't want to get too dark.
Chris
It was fun. I gotta give credit to my wife too. She came up with a lot of those names.
Evan
Yeah, yeah.
Dan Powers
Hell yeah. Okay, what did you do? Do you say? I did a bit of work. And then. Honestly, I went up, was hanging by the pool with Alice and we kind of like lost track of time and the Oscars started.
Evan
So did I. I thought it was
Dan Powers
five and I was like, oh, shit. And then I couldn't figure out what the fuck to do with YouTube. I was on YouTube TV trying to rewind and I couldn't do it.
Chris
I missed the beginning too.
Dan Powers
So I. I somehow managed to avoid all spoilers. And then I just watched it later. And then I just.
Evan
We.
Dan Powers
We made Swedish tacos.
Evan
Nice.
Dan Powers
And we watched the Oscars. So obviously the Oscars were this weekend.
Chris
Wait, what is a Swedish taco?
Dan Powers
I. We made tacos, okay? And Alice was like, they're Swedish tacos. And I think the number one thing that made them Swedish was it was like the fact that we. You make all of the ingredients, then put them out on the table, you get your tortilla, and then you go and you. You assemble it.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
And Alice was like, it's just great because, like, when you get a burrito or a taco from a place and they're delivered or even at the restaurant, everything's like, really, you know, hot and melted together, and it's tightly wrapped. And I was like, yep, for sure. She's like, this is kind of like, you make whatever you want. You can put whatever you want on there. So it's a variety. And also, everything's kind of fresh. And some of the vegetables and things like that are cold, so there's, like, a nice fresh snap to them, which is definitely true. But I just don't think Alice knows how every single person in the US had taco night with their families, because that's exactly what it is. Yeah.
Evan
I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Dan Powers
Okay.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
And let me tell you, it was delicious. But the. The. The big differences, I suppose, were we had chopped cucumbers, which I've actually never done on, like, a taco night, as a topping. We did some sweet corn, which is not weird. I know a lot of people put. But that was nice, too. And we did fresh shredded Gouda cheese.
Evan
Oh, did you. Did you have it from the weekend?
Dan Powers
No.
Evan
I thought you took that home, maybe pizza.
Dan Powers
Oh, I did not take that one. No.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
But I was like, I don't think I've ever done Gouda on a taco. And it was nice. Okay, listen, it was delicious.
Evan
You had tacos. You had Mexican tacos.
Dan Powers
No, no, we had Swedish tacos. Palm. They were Swedish. Okay.
Evan
I wonder.
Dan Powers
Let's get into the Oscars. Yeah.
Chris
This is not a Swedish. Sorry about that.
Dan Powers
This is not a Swedish taco conversation. Okay.
Chris
Totally derailed the convo.
Dan Powers
Alice is a fucking saint, and those tacos were amazing. So I will thank you to not disparage Swedish tacos.
Chris
Swedish tacos.
Evan
I'm sad I didn't have any. I'm sad I didn't get some. Maybe you got some leftovers. Okay.
Dan Powers
Did anything thrill you or upset you with these Oscars?
Chris
I was not surprised by much. I think, like, down the.
Dan Powers
I mean, it was pretty chalky, like. Yeah. I feel like.
Chris
Yeah. Everybody kind of, like, knew what was going to. We were talking a little earlier. It felt very, like. Yeah. This was. Other than the fact that, like, maybe a month or two ago, you would have thought that more love would have Gone to Marty supreme or Chalamet. But I think people just got sick of that movie and his marketing stuff.
Dan Powers
Yeah, it was, I mean, as a sinner's guy.
Dylan Larkin
Yeah.
Dan Powers
It felt in early awards season, Sinners was the, like, this was kind of the fun. Yeah. I don't want to call it popcorn y, but like, that was like a blockbuster Y type movie.
Chris
It's a genre movie.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
That got some nominations and it was like, isn't it fun that they got nominations? They're not going to win anything. And then that started shifting. So I was like, nice, Here we go. So that was great. I can't fucking believe how good Leo looked.
Evan
Oh, my God.
Chris
The mustache looks great on him.
Evan
Yep.
Dan Powers
His hair looked amazing. He looked kind of snatched. He was looking tighter than he has in a little bit. The mustache was perfect.
Chris
It was great mustache.
Dan Powers
It was a great mustache. Speaking of people who look great, Conan looks phenomenal.
Evan
Yes.
Chris
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Yep. I thought he was wonderful. I thought the bridesmaids bit was fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. It was great to see all them together.
Evan
That was cool.
Dan Powers
And Kristen wig is just the, Is she doing. God, she's amazing. I also thought the, the Anne Hathway, Anna Wintour Devil Wears Prada bits were just so special.
Evan
She's, she is special. I do not understand the an Hathway hate.
Dan Powers
Who in the world hates an Hathway?
Evan
So many people.
Dan Powers
It's crazy. I'm saying, like, what is wrong with you?
Chris
Yeah. I never came from Lovely Mansion.
Evan
She's a fucking alien. She looks exactly the same.
Dan Powers
Oh, she's incredible. Here is, I suppose, my surprise. We had that cool new casting award.
Evan
Oh, yeah.
Dan Powers
Love that they're doing that. I, you know, when you know things but they don't exist in your brain. It's not something that's said often, so you don't think about it. And then when it's said, you're like, oh, my God. That's right. Like, I, I, I didn't think about that. This woman, Cassandra Kulakundis, wins best casting for one battle after the other. She then in her speech is talking about how she's worked with Paul Thomas Anderson for a long time. They're like best friends now. She loves him. He's amazing. And in her speech, she was like, and now I've got one of these before you. Which is insane.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
I again knew this, but I always forget that Paul Thomas Anderson did not have an Oscar. And I was like, what the.
Chris
Yeah, I assumed he won for There Will Be Blood or something.
Dan Powers
Yeah. And, but it's like, that was the year of no country for Old Men. So, like, he lost everything.
Chris
Oh, yeah. That was that year.
Dan Powers
And, like, I think he had. Had. He. I think he had, like, 14 or 15 nominations and no wins. And I was like. It was funny how everyone was talking about, like, is this year that good? And, like, One Battle's just going to win a bunch of stuff. And now, like, thank God, One Battle and stuff, because now finally, Paul Thomas Anderson has three Oscars. And Jesus Christ, how has he not won one yet? That was nuts.
Evan
I'm with you on that because I really liked One Battle, but I didn't think it was that good when people. That movie came out, I hadn't seen it yet, and there were several blogs written that was like, this is the best movie in 30 years. And I was like, okay, it's pretty good. So I didn't even like it that much, but I'm thrilled that he won. And it was probably my pick, you know, Like, I was talking to you before where I'm like, give it to Maverick. I was kind of like, give it to Sinners. That was fun as fuck. But in the big scheme of things, I'm like, no, I'm glad Paul Thomas Anderson won. That was very cool. He even said, like, make you guys work for these, eh? Yeah.
Chris
You know what surprised me, actually, was I didn't expect Barbra Streisand to sing. When she started singing, I was like, oh, wow, we're doing that.
Evan
Okay. I have a couple things here.
Dan Powers
One that I loved that moment so much.
Chris
It was great.
Dan Powers
But it was also surprising. But I love Robert Redford so much.
Chris
Me too.
Dan Powers
And the stories. That was very long.
Evan
The In Memoriam was quite long.
Chris
It was a crazy year. And they still missed people.
Evan
I know.
Chris
No, James Van Der Beek. They, like, they.
Evan
Oh, my.
Chris
So easy to just type in a computer.
Dan Powers
Who.
Chris
What celebrities died in 2025 and put them on the list. Why do they fuck it up every.
Dan Powers
No, Missing Vanderbeek is fucking crazy.
Chris
Yeah.
Dan Powers
And especially I felt like because it was so long, they were doing some, like, agents and, like, lawyers. And I was like, hell, yeah. Like, we're. We're getting everyone in here. And then they leave out the beak.
Evan
The beak, dude, that's crazy. I didn't even think about that. But, yeah, when we hit, we did the rob thing to start, and I was like, whoa, this is. This is. Which was lovely. But I was like, holy shit, this is a lot.
Dan Powers
He. By the way, I don't think he Gets brought up enough in goat conversations.
Evan
His resume is fucking insane.
Dan Powers
It's insane.
Chris
Varied, too.
Evan
Yes. Yes, dude. Like the stuff, the range. I'm like, oh, my God. Incredible.
Dan Powers
Incredible.
Evan
But then there was the Diane Keaton, which was from Rachel, which was also lovely. But then the Redford, and I was like, holy shit, dude. Like, this show. We're. We're. Okay, well, this will transition perfectly into my. I had three things that I could not believe. One, how long the In Memoriam was. Two, the preposterous playing off the stage of the K Pop Demon Hunter. Oh, yeah, that was nuts.
Dan Powers
Dude, lowering the microphone. Was that him?
Evan
No, that was a different one, which I think was.
Dan Powers
I think. I think that was like a documentary guy or. Or some. But the lowering of the microphone, I was like, stop it, stop it. Like, that was the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen.
Chris
Very passive aggressive.
Evan
The K Pop girl says her thing and then she gives it to the guy, and then they start playing the music so loud, and then she's going like this, please, please, just let him say one thing. And then the funny dude from the vampire show doing the announcing, just. He's like. And then we'll be back with Matt Baron, Matt Barry. And I'm like, bro, this is. They're still talking. I can see the camera. They're just still talking.
Chris
I would just love for them as the mic goes down, but by the way,
Evan
it goes down, so I'm like, oh, you're worried about 30 seconds of
Dan Powers
run time, Chris, I can't believe it.
Evan
When the In Memoriam was three hours long, dude. Like, holy.
Dan Powers
And you forgot the beak.
Evan
Yes. So that was insane. And then, even though it's probably kind of a lovely moment for the two parties involved, a tie is ridiculous.
Chris
That. Okay, that was. I've never. I didn't even know that was possible.
Dan Powers
Three times in Oscar history that has happened. It's crazy. Yeah, crazy. Kumail handled that brilliantly.
Evan
He did.
Chris
I thought he was joking for sure.
Dan Powers
His fucking bit was hilarious. I know.
Evan
I couldn't tell if he was, like, annoyed.
Dan Powers
The titles of the movies. Like, oh, that he was. That was so funny.
Evan
Which was your favorite?
Dan Powers
One battle, okay? He was like, you get one.
Chris
You get one.
Evan
My favorite was some of that jazz.
Dan Powers
Some of that jazz was great.
Chris
I thought this was offensive, but I thought it was really funny. Was Schindler's Post.
Dan Powers
It was very Schindler's Post. It was so good.
Dylan Larkin
So great.
Dan Powers
I mean, he was just fucking hilarious. And then also the Conan's joke.
Evan
And then when he came out and
Dan Powers
he's like, it's funny because it's true.
Evan
Yeah. I was not warned about that.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Evan
I was like, dude. I could tell if he was like, chill.
Dan Powers
I think he's so funny. But, yeah, he handled that fucking.
Chris
I was. I was stoked for the singers, though. That's a movie that I saw at a film festival.
Dan Powers
Oh, hell yeah.
Chris
Way before. And that's the one that. That tied with the shore. And I met that director. Nice guy. All those actors in that film were like, non actors.
Dan Powers
Yeah. Every.
Chris
Every line was improvised. So if you get a chance, check it out.
Dan Powers
I had a couple of things. One, I had been hard on Frankenstein.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
I didn't have the best time with Frankenstein, but I always am blown away with Guillermo's worlds. They're incredible. And I love it when a movie like Frankenstein that I'm like, I didn't love this movie and it gets a ton of nominations, but then it wins the makeup, the costume design, production design. I'm like, as it should. Yeah.
Chris
Because he really did it. Like, there was. It's all handmade.
Dan Powers
I don't know if anyone noticed, but Jacob Elordi was sitting front row. And every fucking time. The people who work with Guillermo have a similar vibe to the people who work with Chris Nolan.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
When they win, they're like, yo, you. We. We. We share this with you because you make this shit happen.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Love that. Every fucking one of those people who won, they got up, went across the front row to the stairs to get up the stage and got the biggest hug, kisses on the cheek. And just, like, hootin and hollerin from Elordi.
Evan
Sick.
Dan Powers
And I. Two things. One, I think that's such a good sign of the person he is, and that fires me up. Two, I think he's a fucking proper bogan Aussie, like, boy. I think he's just that boy now. I now know that because the way they were like, I fucking love this guy. I thought that was really cool. That was like. I was like, hell, yeah.
Evan
That's great.
Dan Powers
Awesome.
Evan
He's the fucking man.
Dan Powers
And then I, I, we're forgetting stuff. But I. I had. It was long, but I had a great time, actually. Oh, one more thing. Did you get the vibe that there were. The commercials playing during the Oscars were like super bowl commercials. They were so long. Did you see there was a Super bowl commercial? Did you see that Disney Cruise Line commercial?
Evan
No, seriously.
Dan Powers
I think that was the most inappropriate commercial I've Ever seen in my life. This, this. And I say this from in a funny way. It wasn't actually inappropriate. You'll get what I'm saying. First of all, could you imagine going on a Disney cruise line?
Evan
What happens? You're just.
Dan Powers
I'm pretty sure it's like you go on a cruise, but it's like, Disney theme.
Evan
The princesses are there.
Dan Powers
It's like you're. Yeah. Like you're basically. You're basically at Disneyland or World, but on a cruise. Was this the. Yes.
Evan
This is it. This is it. Can we play it?
Dan Powers
This commercial? No. Because it's three minutes long.
Evan
No, no, no. How long?
Dan Powers
It's a minute and a half. We are not sitting here for a minute and a half watching this commercial. Well, but you can play it while I'm ranting about this.
Chris
Go ahead.
Dan Powers
On this fucking commercial, we see a guy who is walking around this cruise with a baby in his hands because, like, the baby can't sleep. And then it cuts to, like, a couple years later, his kid wakes him up and is like, hey, dad, you ready for a nighttime walk? And he's like, yeah, let's do it. So the implication is, this family goes on a Disney cruise line every year. And this has become a tradition with this father and his son. And, like, then it cuts to. His kid's like a teenager, and he's like, hey, bud, you want to do the morning walk? And he's like, I think I'm just gonna hang in here. And he, like, closes a curtain, and his dad's all sad, and then he's, like, standing out at night by himself. And then his son walks up to him and he's like, hey, like, let's go for the walk. And then it cuts to. The dad's super old now, and he's, like, asleep in his bed. And his wife's like, you ready for bed? Or he's, like, sitting in his room. So I was like, you ready for bed? And he's like, yeah. And then there's a knock on the door. And his son, now with a child of his own, is like, hey, dad,
Evan
his baby can't sleep.
Dan Powers
We couldn't sleep. You want to go for a walk? And the little girl's like, grandpa. And they go for a walk together. And I'm like, this fucking family has three generations of people going on Disney cruises every year.
Evan
I think, Mum, families are like that.
Dylan Larkin
They might be.
Evan
They might be.
Dan Powers
But I was like, this is insane. Like, the emotional heartstrings they were trying to tug on While being like this. Go on a Disney cruise line every year.
Chris
Every year.
Dan Powers
Blew my mind.
Chris
I just love the idea of, like, they go to the dad. You want to go on that?
Dan Powers
Whoa.
Chris
Oh, sorry. We all got sick.
Dan Powers
Evan. I was like, this is crazy. It was like that Google commercial where it's like the search search, like you search on, like, how to build a crib. Like, they were really going for the family. And listen, I'm talking about it. So good job. Crazy tangent. Crazy, crazy tangent. My last thing as, as we. We all know, I'm. I'm a massive Michael B. Guy. So happy he won. I'm so glad Coogler won same.
Evan
His speech was awesome.
Dan Powers
It was so awesome. And I liked how he was nervous.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
I was like, dude, you're the man. Coog. Coogler. But Michael B. Jordan, I think, is maybe the coolest dude alive. All that to say. I did feel bad for Timmy. I felt bad for him because I think he wanted to win so bad. And the last, like, three weeks, things just started going so poorly after the Globes.
Evan
He's sure he is winning. Yeah. Nice. I won my Oscar this year. And then I'm like this. Psych. You will never.
Chris
Young. He's got plenty of time.
Evan
He's so young.
Dan Powers
He's also, like, the biggest movie star. He's one of the biggest movie stars on the planet. It's all good to be fine.
Chris
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Yeah. So I, I.
Evan
He'll be all right.
Dan Powers
Oh, he's gonna be great, Tim. You're gonna be fine. You're fine. All right. Should we do some bachelor party talk or just get into beer league hotline?
Evan
Well, I'll just say this. We had the Glue Guy loop Glue Guy's bachelor party this weekend in Palm Springs.
Chris
Oh, was it hot? Was it?
Evan
It was super hot.
Chris
Pool's great.
Evan
Exactly. We were just at the pool. So it was. It was perfect. You know, a million stories, 99%. I can't tell. But there was. I just thought it was. The house was insane. And there was this one barn on the property that in the barn just had, like, a pool table and a ping pong table and a shuffleboard table and then a massive projector tv.
Chris
Nice.
Evan
And the basketball conference championships were on. The conference tournaments. And frankly, I'll watch March Madness, but I'm not really watching the conference tournaments that often. And I certainly wouldn't have watched any of these if I hadn't been with locks and a bunch of guys that wanted to watch them. Yeah. Especially on a 98 degree day when the pool's outside. Yeah, but we were watching a lot of them.
Dylan Larkin
And
Evan
there are few things more electric than when an entire group of dudes is all on the same bet and a team comes back and wins.
Dan Powers
Like, I just love sports gambling so much.
Evan
Responsibly.
Dan Powers
Responsibly. Sports gambling.
Chris
Yeah.
Dan Powers
With BetMGM, it's we. There is a moment. You go. You can go to Gavin's page. Go to Dr. Locks, go to. Go to Gavin McHugh's page. It is fucking like, 11:30pm West coast time. And we are watching a Cal Baptist basketball game.
Evan
I didn't even know that was a school. No, I've never even heard of that school.
Dan Powers
And you've got. We're watching this game on TV. There's 50 people in the stands, maybe, total.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
And you're now somewhere in Palm Springs, California, there is a barn filled with 22 dudes all cheering so passionately for Cal Baptist. And that is what makes March great. Yeah, it's what makes sports gambling great. And it was just. It was insane, dude.
Evan
They were down probably, like, seven. Very late. And, you know, Luke and Gavin just kept being like, we have to fight. We have to fight. So, like, all weekend, but especially in this game, we're just yelling fight as loud as we can.
Dan Powers
You're like, fight.
Evan
Fight, Cal. And, dude, they start coming back and hitting threes, and you're like, oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Chris
It's happening, dude.
Evan
And then with, you know, 30, 10 seconds left, they hit a three. They're down one. They hit a three. I thought the barn was going to burn to the grass.
Dan Powers
It was unbelievable.
Evan
The place was shaking. It was shaking. And that winning a bet is really fun when it's a great game and you're on it yourself, but it just continues to parabolically ramp up. The more people are on, it's like, why craps is fun. Cause you're all winning together for the most part, you know, versus, like, blackjack. Blackjack. Table's fun, but, like, you won that hand and I lost.
Chris
So everybody was in on this.
Evan
Everyone's on count. Like, all 22 guys are on count. Cal Baptist. Yeah. And. And, like, heavily. So it's like, oh. So, yeah, the emotions are low, dude, when we're like, wow, we've lost. We've all lost.
Dan Powers
It was dark. Yeah, it was dark in that room.
Evan
And to just swing it back, dude. When you're all fighting together, like my kids.
Chris
College.
Dan Powers
Yes, dude. He kept going.
Evan
We paid for the house.
Dan Powers
It was great. But it was just great. I mean, listen, I'm, I'm not. I was gonna say I'm not gonna gatekeep, but I am gonna gatekeep because I can't. Yeah. Can't lose the availability. I'm gonna do my bachelor party at that house. I demand that KRI bachelor party at that house. I I Palm Springs is so fun.
Evan
It's so fun.
Dan Powers
And I, I am here to say that the best bachelor parties, best bachelorette parties, just get a big house and hang with your friends. Don't go to the bars, don't go to casinos. Don't go to clubs. No. Just chill together. It was phenomenal. He didn't shower once.
Evan
Me and lox.
Dan Powers
Wow.
Evan
Never seen a shower.
Dan Powers
Special. Special stuff. Great stuff.
Evan
Loop. Yeah. Congrats.
Dan Powers
Okay, Ev, take us into this beer league hotline. Let's see what we got today.
Chris
We just had our semifinal game. The team we played brought out a few guys who didn't dress a single game all year. They end up winning 6 to 3. After the game, we protested it and the league determined it was a forfeit win for us. When the league notified the other team, they protested against us as we had a guy who had only played four games. Five is the minimum. The league came back and DQ'd both of us from the playoffs. And the finals will be a rematch of the other semifinal game. Were we in the wrong for protesting in the first place?
Dan Powers
100%. Snitches get stitches. You reap what you sow. This is what you deserve. Oh, I. And this is a, this is a message to all beer leagues across the globe.
Evan
Okay?
Dan Powers
The whole minimum games played thing is fucking so dumb. It's a tragedy. If you pay, you play, you play. I don't care if you play zero games. I don't care if you play 20 games. But if you pay for the full season, you are on the roster. And this, it is the dumbest rule in the world. Completely agree. That if this team showed up and all of a sudden they had seven guys who have not paid, who have never been on the roster all season, that's a ringer. That is not cool. But if these guys are paying and they got life, they've got work, they've got relationships, they've got travel getting in the way and they're missing games. But then they show up, it doesn't fucking matter.
Evan
Minimum game is so stupid.
Dan Powers
It's the dumbest rule in beer league.
Evan
I hear their concerned because when you go four games, I go get fucked. Dude, if you made up five. I played four. Like I'm allowed to play. So dumb. I will argue that if you are rostered, every league has a different. What they call the levels. Gold, A, whatever. If you are rostered and pay in A, I think you should be allowed to play in B, but not C.
Dan Powers
Like, even if you play completely with that.
Evan
So it's. It's a two level jump is not allowed. Yeah, but if you are an A player and you have played zero games on your B team, but you've paid, you are allowed to play. Yeah, because who gives a flying fuck now? The only tricky one is if you're in the A team already and someone enters who's like, in the NHL and you're like, there's no. It's hard to judge that. I don't know. I don't think this is happening on this one where like these ringer. I don't know what level this guy's in or what. What the ringers were.
Dan Powers
Sure.
Evan
You know, I'm like, okay, maybe if they literally brought down like three AHL guys.
Dan Powers
But again, if they were rostered from the jump, doesn't matter. That's someone else's fault for rostering. You let them be on the roster.
Evan
And I'm kind of like, the A league is the A league, dude. Any fucking Wayne Gretzky can come play 100%.
Dan Powers
There's only beer league goes. Only go so high. We can't eliminate great players. If someone retires from the NHL and they go, I want to still play some games and they join a beer league and they join the highest level beer league. That is their right.
Evan
What do you want them to do?
Dan Powers
Quit bitching.
Evan
I will also add, and this doesn't help your loss here, but I'll also add if you. If it brings a team or certain people joy to like bring four ringers to a beer league C level game and win, I'm like, congratulations, you win and I hope you have a good life. I don't give a fuck. So shame on them if that's what happened here. So, yes, we are eliminating, protesting for any quote unquote ringers. Because ringers aren't a thing unless you are jumping multiple levels. If you are on the fucking team, come play and everybody shut up. But largely, let's eliminate minimum games.
Dan Powers
No question about. Listen, if you pay, you play. If you are on the roster from day one, you can play zero games and still play in the playoff. It doesn't fucking matter. Done. We're done here.
Evan
We're done Here. Do you like that the semifinal is the other team?
Dan Powers
Yes, absolutely.
Evan
What if the team that lost the semis wins the next game? They just win the ship. Even though it's 1 1. I almost think you got to go two more. Well, no, it's like one team won that semifinal game. And when we're going to the final and the other team went, we're out. And then the league commish went. They've actually both been eliminated. You're back in and playing each other.
Dan Powers
No, final game is the final game.
Dylan Larkin
Fuck.
Dan Powers
Final game is the final game. It is what it is.
Evan
Yeah. Fair enough.
Chris
That sucks. Now they got to play again.
Evan
Yeah, I just beat them.
Dan Powers
It's hard to beat a team twice.
Evan
Yeah, I know. That's why it's a tough bid.
Dan Powers
I mean, listen, you had to play another game anyway, so it doesn't matter who it is.
Evan
Get it done.
Dan Powers
You're in. You're in. All right, let's wrap things up ev, with a nice Bauer blind ranking. Bauer's the greatest company in the entire world. Get your Bauer gear. Get your pulse. Get it all. It's the best. Today we're doing the biggest shock playoff misses. If they miss. So blind ranking teams coming into this season, how shocking it would be based on the start of the season, if they miss.
Evan
And one will be the. I'm the most shocked. Correct.
Dan Powers
One is the most shocked. Yep.
Chris
Okay. New Jersey Devils.
Dan Powers
God.
Evan
This one. This one's high for me. I know. I'm a Dick Rider of the Devils, though.
Dan Powers
Me, too. Too, too. Yeah.
Chris
That was easy. You wanna. You want to elaborate?
Evan
I think.
Dan Powers
I think if the devil.
Evan
Think who you have is one. I think. I know, though.
Dan Powers
If the Devils miss playoffs. Insane.
Evan
Insane, dude.
Dan Powers
Especially going in like, they should have been a top team in the Met. Literally.
Evan
I thought they were gonna be the 12 seed. Okay, let's go two.
Chris
Let's go to Toronto Maple Leafs.
Evan
This is still high. Even though we entertained the possibility. This is still.
Dan Powers
It is high. But again, we entertained it. So I think it's a three, right? Yeah.
Evan
Yeah, yeah.
Dan Powers
You lose, Marner. We said. We said at the beginning, I was like, they got worse. Regardless of how high they were in the seating last year, I was always heavy on. I was like, this seems not that good.
Evan
Okay. Yeah, I'm fine with three. I thought you were gonna go lower. I'm fine with.
Dan Powers
I'm okay with.
Evan
This is a surprise.
Dan Powers
Yeah, three.
Chris
Your Los Angeles Kings.
Evan
Because I don't think I can go one.
Dan Powers
No, no. It's a four.
Evan
Which means it has to be four.
Dan Powers
It's a four.
Evan
But this is also so bad. Bad.
Dan Powers
Oh, Everyone that has been named is shocked.
Evan
So bad.
Dan Powers
It is so bad. But I also think Edmonton and Vegas being above them makes sense to me. So that already puts them at third in the Pacific. But then it's like, do you have any injuries? You know, which they do. So I'm happy with four here. Again. All of these are shocking.
Evan
Shocking.
Dan Powers
Yep. And the bigger thing is the beginning of the year. Did I think New Jersey and Toronto would be better than this team? Yes. Probably.
Evan
Definitely Jersey.
Dan Powers
Okay.
Evan
Yeah. Four. Four.
Chris
New York Rangers.
Dan Powers
Five. Five.
Evan
Because there's. There's. I need to save room. And they. I can't remember where we had them, but we had them. Very French.
Dan Powers
Very French.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
I don't think this is.
Evan
I didn't think they were going to be.
Dan Powers
I don't think this is last. Hold on. Look at me. I don't think this is.
Evan
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Shocking. I think it's more. I'm like, ooh, damn.
Evan
I'm more shocked how bad they are than them missing. I kind of thought they might miss, but I'm like, oh, wow, you're awful.
Dan Powers
Agree.
Evan
Okay. 5. So this is the most. This team is the most shocked that we are. We are the most shocked that they miss playoffs.
Dan Powers
Do it to me.
Chris
Your Washington Capitals.
Evan
Not the right answer, but not horrible because that is surprising, too.
Dan Powers
Listen, they were the.
Evan
They were the fucking president or the second. Yeah.
Dan Powers
Second top team in the league. League. And they got better.
Evan
Yep. Yeah.
Dylan Larkin
Dude.
Evan
Like, what?
Dan Powers
So this is maybe isn't that bad.
Evan
This actually is a pretty good.
Dan Powers
I don't think it's bad at all. I think it's a pretty good answer. Kind of a great list. Pretty good answer. Yeah.
Evan
I bet. I bet I had them behind the Devils, but they. They were definitely in the mix. I bet I had Kane's Devil's caps.
Dan Powers
I think that that's a very good list.
Evan
I think I had Kane's Devil's caps. This is actually a tremendous list. What a turnaround.
Dan Powers
Good shit. All right. Who was.
Evan
Who was your one? Panthers.
Dan Powers
No, because of Barkov and Tkachuk, I think it's got to be the Jets.
Evan
The jets is a crazy.
Dan Powers
The Winnipeg Jets. Missing playoffs is President's trophy. What?
Evan
What are you doing?
Dan Powers
Crazy, crazy stuff. All right. Fantastic stuff. Fantastic episode. Hope you enjoyed that interview with Dylan Larkin. All the fun stuff. We've got more coming for you this week. We've got some new series coming this week. And also don't forget next week at the top of the week, we're starting to review the Bachelorette. So get dialed in on that. Go leave us five stars on Spotify, Apple if you can please. We love you so much. Subscribe to the YouTube, send it to your friends. Follow us on all the socials. We love you all. Let's have an amazing week and as we do it, make sure to do the most important thing.
Evan
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Episode: Is Matthews Done In Toronto And It’s Go Time In Detroit w/ Dylan Larkin
Date: March 17, 2026
Hosts: Dan Powers, Evan, Chris (Almost Friday Media)
Special Guest: Dylan Larkin
This episode dives deep into several major topics in the hockey world: the sudden end of Auston Matthews’ season with a devastating knee injury and its ripple effects on the Toronto Maple Leafs, the shifting playoff races (especially in Detroit and LA), and a celebratory, detailed interview with Olympic gold medalist and Red Wings captain Dylan Larkin. Blending the classic camaraderie and banter of the Empty Netters trio, the episode features sharp analysis, plenty of memorable moments, and exclusive behind-the-scenes Olympic stories.
[39:48–77:07]
[99:10+]
[103:15–106:59]
[108:08+]
“Jets missing playoffs would be wild… President's Trophy, what are you doing?” (111:09)
“Auston Matthews shut down for the season with an MCL injury.”
“We’re broken. We need to fix ourselves.”
“…they’re just beaten down... they’re a whipped dog and they’re just tired.”
“That has to be the spark. That has to be the springboard. Fucking win at a 70% clip for the rest of the season and make playoffs.”
“Putting the Wings on Fraud Watch just means watch.”
“If you pay, you play. If you are on the roster from day one, you can play zero games and still play in the playoff. It doesn’t fucking matter. Done. We’re done here.”
Olympic Gold, Team USA: “Normal things that would bother me… I’ll go watch Jack’s goal and see the celebration on the ice and I’m just like right back to Cloud 10.”
“I give the Tkachuks so much credit… they set everything up… they make everyone feel so important.”
“To bring his kids out there was really special and something… that’s bigger than a gold medal…”
True to Empty Netters energy: irreverent, brotherly banter, sharp hockey analysis with a side of pop culture (Oscars talk), and plenty of behind-the-scenes insight. Speakers are blunt, humorous, and passionate about their hockey takes, balanced by genuine admiration for players like Dylan Larkin and their own brand of “tough love.”
This episode offers a packed, high-energy ride through the most pressing stories of the NHL playoff race, deeply analyzes the Toronto and Detroit crises, celebrates Kopitar and Larkin’s legacy moments, and delivers a heartwarming, hilarious Olympic gold chat with Larkin—all threaded together by the unique Empty Netters chemistry. Perfect for listeners seeking insight, authenticity, and a lot of laughter.