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Grant
Foreign.
Dan
We are back. We are live, and we're going deep into the finale of Love Island Season 8, USA. And let me just say, thank the Lord the show is over.
Emily
I. I could. I could not agree.
Dan
Thank the Lord the show's over.
Emily
I can't wait to just dive full fours into Love island uk.
Grant
How much more is in the uk?
Dan
I thought. I thought this was going to be so fun.
Grant
Is this too loud?
Dan
It wasn't fun.
Emily
No. You actually can't hear it on the other end.
Grant
Okay.
Raquel
Amazing.
Emily
Yeah. I. I don't know how many more episodes there are. I'm a little behind, but it's like, I'm only, like, 13 episodes in, and I could not.
Dan
We asked all of our. We asked all of our listeners and their followers, should we do USA or uk? And USA won. And I can't believe it. I' only.
Emily
It's, like, very popular now and realize the difference.
Dan
I mean, look at all the celebrity cameos. This show is. Is, like, huge.
Grant
Was Numbies.
Emily
You know, Kendall Jenner is on there watching her boy Bryce is.
Dan
Wait, are they boys? Was she not.
Emily
See the Tumblr photos of them back? Like, he was a Tumblr famous guy.
Dan
Oh, was she. Was she one of the celebrity cameos?
Emily
No, but I know she's watching Bryce.
Dan
I'm gonna be honest. I. I really tuned out during that part.
Grant
I wasn't paying attention about the celebrity roll call.
Raquel
Yeah, dude, the s. Come on.
Emily
You weren't paying attention at all.
Dan
The celebrity club, serious ice cream discussion.
Grant
That's true. Actually. He was. We got somber. That was gas.
Emily
That was. And I don't think he. There's no way he watches.
Dan
What. Which one was somber? I don't know what somber looks like.
Grant
Somber is. He's like a skinny little white dude with curly black hair.
Raquel
Cool.
Grant
We saw that clip.
Dan
I didn't. I remember I went to.
Grant
That was. That was an incredible show.
Dan
I went to DJ Snake. It's an interesting journey to talk about. As we've said on all of our reviews, these are real people. We send our love and nothing but the best to all of these people. So it's kind of weird to dissect it all, and it's crazy. It's reality television. It's a wild world. These people are put in prison in this villa with no Internet, no contact to the outside world, and they're forced to fall in love. It's a crazy journey. But I'll tell you what, the U.S. version was just so different from the U.K. for me, this experience was at times traumatic. It was at times scary and spooky. And I feel like the UK Love island has always only ever been fun and funny to me.
Emily
Yeah. I mean, I have a little bit of insider information as to why that may be the case.
Grant
Whoa.
Dan
Okay.
Emily
There is on the UK now a, like, team of mental health professionals. Like. Oh, that's. There's like a whole thing going on there because they've had some previous, like, unfortunate.
Dan
Yes. There's a lot of dark history behind this show on both sides.
Emily
Yeah. So now UK has a whole mental health team. US does not. They have one therapist and the therapist kind of like uses what they say to manipulate this.
Dan
No.
Grant
The service goes right to the producers and goes, amazing. I have a great idea for a challenge.
Dan
Good Lord almighty. That's horrifying.
Grant
That is incredible. That is incredible intel. Where did you get that? Or can you not reveal yourself?
Dan
Emily is a Love island specialist. I know. You know. You know you cannot reveal my source.
Grant
That's a good journalist.
Dan
That was a test. I mean, Bryson, Trinity. Brinity forever.
Emily
Can I.
Grant
Hey, Grant, can I get this camera, please?
Raquel
Yep.
Grant
We got. I wore. I wore my brace headband. I wore my brinity headband.
Dan
I don't know your Bryce. Your Bryce band.
Grant
Well, it's Bryce, but it's. It's for Brinity. And Emily made me rub it before they announced the winner. And I believe that made all the difference.
Dan
That was the. That was the win that we all wanted. We were all Team Briny.
Raquel
Correct.
Grant
Oh, my God. Dude. Can you im. Can you literally imagine someone else winning that? Sandra said it best. She looked at me and goes, imagine what Bryce and Trinity's face would look like. If they announced any of the other three couples, they. How they would have reacted.
Dan
We've talked a lot about the. I mean, Dan. Well, unfortunately, Danny is not with us. Danny's in Arizona with his family. Shout out Danny. And Danny is Danny Sharp, as you know.
Grant
Yep.
Dan
Danny was sharp on the producer involvement in this show. And I will say, good producing. They. They made a strong push to make Carl and Anaya win at the end there. The fact that Carl and anaya's date was 5x longer than everyone else's date with a full on folklore, storybook, fairy tale connected to their journey. That was the special stuff.
Grant
Dude, it is funny. I wonder what you think about this. And I'll kind of get into a point of this in a second, but the. The day, you know, when you're a senior, your spring grades don't matter. Like, your applications are out.
Emily
Yeah.
Grant
You know, the voting that America does is after that Friday episode. So everything they show us tonight.
Dan
Yeah.
Grant
Doesn't impact America's vote. Like, everyone. America has already voted. The vote is closed.
Dan
Yeah.
Grant
So at that point, going into this episode, the producers are well aware of who's won.
Emily
And.
Grant
And not only that, but who is second? Who is. Yeah, whatever. So it's kind of funny that they're like, who went first? Zach and Kada, right? Yeah. Or no, no, Melanie and Sincere first. But they're like, Melanie.
Dan
Oh, sorry, their date.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
Yes. Yeah.
Grant
It's like, Melanie, since here. Zach and Kada, like, we took you to. On a boat to lunch. Here you go.
Dan
Yeah.
Grant
And then. And then Anaya and Carl, they're like, hey, someone on production made this book.
Dan
And like Anne of Ed, someone did that. That was someone's job. Someone was hired to make mind.
Emily
You, like how Carl and Mind.
Dan
Yeah.
Emily
Wanted to do.
Raquel
Yeah.
Grant
And then. And then Bryce and Trinity get like a Hawaiian hula luau show. You know, I'm like, obviously these two are first and second. The level of date they got was so much higher than the boat to lunch and back.
Dan
Imagine getting Dagger. Imagine being a professional illustrator. I'm imagining this wasn't AI. I hope not, at least. And you get a call from Peacock and they go, hey, Zach, you know, we. You're an amazing illustrator. We'd love to hire you for a production. And they go, oh, my God, I did it. I finally did it. I'm going to be one of the illustrators on a new hit Peacock Show. And they go, we would actually like you to illustrate a fairy tale book of Carl and Anaya's romance on Love Island USA Season 8.
Emily
The illustration book was insane.
Grant
I was laughing, too, because the pictures, the. The cast members haven't seen the show. Obviously they have. They've lived it. So they. The still images they get to illustrate are clips from the, like, what we see on tv. So it must be so funny to be like, you know, it's like Anaya straddling Carl and saying, Wes, like, from behind. And she's like, oh, yeah. Like, I guess that's what that looked
Dan
like on TV when they were doing their montage. And they brought back the. The yelling at Casey moment of like, you didn't pick me. As if Carl rode in on a white horse. And I was just like, man, this is a. The journey here is. They're. The. The way the producers just manufacture everything for all of them is really special.
Grant
It was crazy that in that last montage of. Of memory Lane, the they showed that clip.
Dan
Yeah.
Grant
And call going, it's okay.
Dan
And I.
Grant
As if that was like so sweet. And they also showed the Melanie and sincere, like bad. I forget which one it was. But they showed a bad moment. I think it was her screaming at him too. And picking. Yeah, yeah. It was the pick. Me being picked is not the prize.
Dan
Yes.
Grant
And then it was like cut to him with the rose. And they were like, oh, yeah. Amazing. But I was like, I don't know that they had to rewatch this.
Dan
Isn't it stunning that. By the way, did you guys see all of those brands reaching out to Melanie being like, we will give you free stuff if you dump since no way.
Emily
Touched on it in After Sun. And the hosts of after sun were getting like emotional because the one, I think her name's Teffy. If I hopefully.
Raquel
Yeah, yeah.
Emily
Right. She was just like, all these brands need to stop doing that because it's like, you gotta let the girl live. She's 25 years old. She's going to make mistakes in life and like to offer her free things for like leaving a man that she has feelings for is like, I guess up. I don't know. I don't. I don't really know how I feel about it. I don't. I don't know. Yeah, I think it's funny.
Raquel
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Emily
I don't think anybody should be taking it seriously. I mean, like I said in our last recap, like, she's going to have to figure it out herself.
Dan
Correct. And you're absolutely right about that.
Emily
And she is not going after her hearing her sister and her mother say, leave this man's ass. She is not going to do it for Pepper. Disneyland or a free cruise.
Grant
Or free cruise. That might be gas.
Emily
Oh, there were when Bennett, when Ben
Dan
and Jerry's is like, we'll offer you a year full of free pints. I'm like, I'm like, I don't know that that's going to do it. Like, we're fine. But it was a lot. It was a lot of brands.
Raquel
Really.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
It was like becoming the cool online trend of friends today.
Grant
Okay, so we'll break down the winner. We're all thrilled. I want to go back. We won't. This is a two out, Livy. I just want to go back to that second to last app. You guys in our last review were like, I fast forward the challenges and I was like, oh, I don't. I kind of watch Them. And then in that app, it was the most obscene food. It was like 40 minutes of the most outrageous challenge for no reason I've ever seen.
Emily
I. I, like, I don't understand the purpose, literally, of this challenge other than to be disgusting. Like, it's not like they're. The challenges are supposed to be to, like, stir up some drama.
Raquel
Yeah.
Emily
Who's gonna kiss who? What. What can we find out about, like, what people are saying on the outside, though? We'll do. You know, there's the most popular challenge that they did not do called the truth bike, which is, like, where someone sits on this bike and starts randomly pedaling. It does not move. I don't really know why they're doing a bike. They do a fucking bike. Okay. And anyone in the villa, or sometimes they'll bring in old cast members who have gotten dumped. And anyone in the villa can sit there and ask the person on the truth by a question. And they have to be honest about it. So they'll be like, did you actually have feelings for Melanie the way you said you did? Or, like, were you actually giving her and soul? And, like, you just have to be honest. Yeah. It's shit like that that makes these challenges, like, juicy.
Raquel
Yeah.
Emily
And then make the show good. And not once in this fucking challenge did I see anything other than mono and sharing of juices. And.
Grant
Yeah, it was. It was an episode of Fear Factor. They were like. Or you could stuff a fish head down your mouth.
Dan
Ask me if I watched collectively more than 30 seconds of that.
Grant
Dude, it was crazy.
Dan
And I. It was on in the background, and I. I don't even remember what I was doing. I think I was playing FIFA.
Grant
No joke. Yeah.
Dan
Honest to God, I think I turned and went, I'm going to play some FIFA during this. Because Emily is right. It was so pointless. It was truly to fill 30 minutes of an episode. And I was like, waste a waste. I was like, I am done. I would rather remember the early episodes where we got information where Trinity sucked her boyfriend's pee pee with her mother in the car. I'd rather more stuff like that, of course, like, do more challenges.
Emily
Don't.
Dan
Don't even make juicy drama amongst each other. Just tell, like, funny stories of you guys have done.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
Then we get to know you better and we all have laughs together. That was when the show was fun. And this was just. Yeah, I. They were all just being like, this is disgusting. I'm physically ill right now.
Raquel
Can I feel. I feel like we didn't learn anything new after family Day, like, literally after family Day, I feel like we just repeated the same. I'm grateful. Thank you for being here.
Emily
Please love me over and over and over again. Connection is so strong.
Raquel
Yeah.
Emily
I'm grateful we made it this far. I've learned so much about you. You're the prize. I don't even. I've already won.
Grant
Yeah, I've already won. I feel like I've already won. That's like, oh, my God.
Emily
This is really. You all can't say you've already won. And you are the.
Dan
Do you think that they get fed. Buzz, buzzword. I have to say for sure stuff at the end. Or are they all just pros?
Emily
I mean, there is nothing else to say in that moment when they're like, how do you feel that you just Fudgeing lost $100,000? You're going to say. You're not going to say, I'm fucking pissed and like, that's a fake.
Grant
Yeah.
Emily
You're going to say, I already feel like I won with my new girlfriend who's not my girlfriend, because we're just only closed off.
Raquel
Yeah. Yeah.
Grant
True. Okay. So after.
Emily
And I'm not gonna say I love you even though it's on the tip of my tongue.
Grant
And she's gonna guess, oh, it's a little tip of my tongue. I was like, what are you talking about, dude?
Emily
You can't like, imagine saying to your, like, significant other. It's. It's on the tip of my tongue. But I'm not gonna.
Grant
I will not. You could not make me. But it's right there. Maybe tomorrow.
Emily
I know the right time. As if there is a. When you feel something, you feel something. If you feel it because it's on the tip of your tongue, then. Sorry, just say it.
Raquel
Yeah.
Grant
Okay, so you actually are leading to me.
Emily
Say it's on the tip of your tongue.
Grant
Right.
Dan
Because that feels weird to tease your
Grant
partner about loving them.
Dan
You're like, I kind of feel like I want to say it, but like,
Grant
no, dude, that's exactly like they did with the relationship.
Dan
Do you love her?
Grant
He keeps going. I'm so excited. I see you being my girlfriend in the future. I see that.
Raquel
Yeah.
Grant
But right now you're not. You are exclusive. But I see that in our future. And I'm like, what's going on? So that actually brings me to my a big point. I have in the fortune cookie dinner where we find out the last two dumped couples.
Dan
Yes. Do they.
Grant
Do you think they production sat them in that order or did they just sit down and then they were like, okay, here's.
Emily
They definitely sit them in an order.
Grant
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. So it goes. Carl and I. Bang. Get it Insane. Trinity and Bryce Dud. Then Melanie and Sarah. So three in a row. And they knew there's only four couples. So the first three all win. We've. We've talked about this before, but the Melanie and Sincere thing, when they get it and then Anaya and Trinity start jumping up and down. Being like, I'm so happy for you is literally so toxic. I actually can't comprehend.
Dan
Well, yes. Listen, why?
Emily
Because they don't like Kenzie and they don't care.
Grant
No. When Melanie and Sincere got it and those girls are like, I'm so happy for you guys. I'm like, you are bad friends.
Emily
Yeah.
Grant
That you're jumping up and down this happy that she's with since.
Dan
Listen, we've. We've been through the wringer of that.
Grant
Yeah.
Emily
But there was something in the finale too, that happened. I forget what it was.
Dan
Yeah, we've been through the ringer of that. But I have come around to. They love Melanie so much.
Grant
Okay.
Dan
They're just great friends with Melanie and they're like, we just want to see Melanie get to the end here because of the journey she's been on.
Emily
No. I feel like Anaya is, like, in love with Sincere.
Dan
Like that may.
Grant
That may or may not be training again. She was behind his door.
Raquel
We definitely hearing that.
Dan
We're definitely.
Raquel
When they cut to the inside, I
Dan
feel like that cop car was going to pull in the garage here.
Emily
Weirdly enough, like, a lot of the stuff that I think you can hear, you can. I mean, that you can hear, but it'll be that.
Raquel
That you can hear, but most of everything else. Yeah, I heard.
Dan
I. That Emily, that may. That may or may not be true. But I, I'm. I'm trying to look at things from the positive. I do think the girls are genuinely like, yeah, they just want their homie there. And I'm like, okay, I get that. But I, Man, I can't. There's been a lot of journeys on this show. When I think back to us, like, week one, watching Sincere's behavior, him making the final four is like, that's one of the. One of the most generational runs in.
Grant
In reality tv because there's no consequence. He got to do whatever he wanted.
Emily
Yeah.
Grant
All he did was whoever he wanted. All show. I'm serious. All show. Instead of someone being like, oh, I. I made it because I was Committed. He just got to do whatever he wanted. And then a few times go like this, I'm sorry. And then now he's in the now he made it the whole way.
Emily
And I'm like, it's, it's always been Melanie.
Grant
Yes. And that's, that's the classic. When you feel like you're like Zach, for example, which is where I'm headed with this. He's going, what is happening? Like, I'm the. I'm a good guy, and good guys never win because he got to be a bad boy and do whatever he wants, and then there's no consequences. And we finished the same. You finished ahead of.
Dan
I think Casey getting voted off the show must look at sincere and be like, in what world?
Raquel
Okay.
Dan
Did that man move further than me?
Grant
I legitimately. We were talking on Couchy. I thought literally Casey and DT Might win. They had a late push that I
Emily
was like, I know, I know. A lot of people were voting for that. Yeah.
Dan
Yeah.
Grant
And I was stunned when they got knocked out in the end there.
Emily
Beyond. Who would you have preferred to be off with?
Grant
I would go. I would have gone, Carl and I out immediately. Like, they do not even like each other. They have no compatibility. They will. They are not going to be together ever again.
Emily
Yeah. I think as individuals, they're very sweet people, but they're not. Once have they giving each other the me eyes.
Grant
Yes.
Emily
Which is something you need in a relationship.
Grant
And then I guess I would go, Melanie and sincere is the other one I would have voted out because I think they're so bad for each other.
Emily
So you would have kept Kenzie and Dylan.
Grant
That's the other one. Where I'm like, I have no issue with them going. However, I did have some justice for Kenzie. I thought she exited. Very lovely. Like, she was just like. So she was like, I'm chill out. I had a great time. And she wasn't like, she kind of just had fun. Like, I'm not that mad at her for just having fun on Love Island.
Dan
I thought she ever did for sure. You know, like, listen, I, I mean, we know. I, I, I feel like Tyra Banks it in the I was rooting for you moment.
Raquel
Yeah.
Dan
Kenzie. Because, like, from the early days, I was like, kenzie seems like she's fun.
Raquel
Yeah.
Dan
And it was just all the, like, she would do stuff and then get called out and be like, no, no.
Emily
Even in.
Dan
I didn't watch after sun. But someone's.
Emily
They.
Dan
The host brought up the 2013 vision thing with her oh, really? And they were like, you're wrong, Caleb is right. And like, Caleb has had a moment on the Internet where he, like, has been being like, I knew I was right. And even then she was like this. No, frong. I don't think that's what I said. And it's like, what is happening?
Grant
Yeah, yeah.
Dan
But at the end of the day, you're right, dude. Like, Kenzie came out, she did her splits and she had a blast. And when she got voted off, she was like, I'm happy, dude. I'm chilling. And I'm like, you know what?
Emily
Yeah, Ken, she did splits yesterday in Saba Surf, which is like down.
Raquel
There you go.
Dan
I did not hear that. But I did see. Did you see our girl Jen and G's photo shoot at the shop?
Emily
I just. I just showed. I don't know who.
Grant
No.
Dan
That is some of the great PR you'll ever see. I'll show you. Jen went to Garles Coffee Shop, this
Grant
place right down the road.
Dan
Yeah. And they did a photo shoot where, like, she's like, throwing coffee in his face and, like, he's like, cleaning up and she's just like, being hot, like.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
Doing a model shoot. And I'm like, amazing job.
Grant
You do great.
Dan
Yeah, it's just. It's an amazing post. Love island move, by the way. She looks amazing in the photos. Amazing. Holy. It's just great. Great stuff.
Emily
Great promo for his coffee shop.
Dan
Yep.
Emily
Great.
Dan
It's kind of a cool, like. And also, like, I don't know if you've seen Chris.
Emily
They.
Dan
A bunch of. They. They've posted a bunch of their texts with each other of, like, him getting dragged online.
Raquel
Really?
Dan
So, like, they're clearly friendly.
Emily
I think they're going to be great.
Dan
I think that's really lovely.
Grant
You know what's actually crazy too, is Jen, when she got on the show, this is maybe a good. Well, I don't know how to think about this, but when she came on the show and Bryce is like, I know her. Do you remember that?
Emily
Yeah. Octane.
Grant
Bryce was like, oh, I know her. I was like, oh, no. Because I was such a brinity guy. I was like, great. He used to.
Emily
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grant
Yes. And then Trinity's like, how do you know her? And he's like, she's also a model. We've just done photo shoots together, but I've never, you know, we've never hooked up or anything.
Emily
Yeah.
Grant
And when he said that, I was like, jen is a model and obviously she's super has huge boobs, you know, so I get that a part of it, obviously. He has some of the biggest boobs I've ever seen in my life. It's insane, but natural too. Yeah.
Dan
On the Heavy Natties on the show, I'm.
Grant
I persons in me opinion on the show, I wasn't like, oh, my God, Jen is an absolute missile. Of course she's a model. That's just my. That was my opinion upon seeing her on the show. But then you look at that photo shoot, I'm like, no, her photo on
Emily
Instagram, she's very Photo.
Grant
Yeah. Like, that is. That is. She went up 10 rungs in that photo shoot compared to how she looks on the show.
Emily
Anaya looks very different on your Instagram too, but she just has, like, different hairstyles going on that. And I've only seen, like, I think
Dan
Anaya has got some of the best eyes you will ever see.
Grant
What about Ken?
Dan
Kenzie got witch eyes.
Grant
Yeah. Yeah. That's nice.
Dan
Not in a bad way. I love. I'm a Harry Potter guy. But, like, Kenzie's eyes are so piercing and, like, they'll hypnotize you. Anaya's eyes are, like, sweet. She looks like Cleopatra. Like, it's just like every time.
Grant
Yep. So justice for Kenzie. Actually, she did one more clam slam at Savvy's and that's awesome. But the.
Dan
That's got to be one of the funniest terms I've ever heard.
Grant
Yes. Yeah. Clam slams. Incredible. So then Casey and T.T. you were also rattled on.
Emily
T.T.
Grant
you a little girl. You a little girl, T. You a little girl.
Dan
That was that. I was.
Emily
Even though.
Dan
You bitch. I was shaking in my. Actually, when she said, well, now you're talking to me.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
I was like. Or was it the other way around? She was like, I'm not even talking to you.
Emily
And.
Grant
But I don't know. Whatever.
Raquel
Shit.
Grant
I was like, oh, shit. Like, danny, Danny. She'd want. She'd won on five all dude. No problem.
Dan
Ready to 1v5, everyone.
Grant
So.
Dan
Yeah.
Grant
But you were rattled when Casey and TT were knocked out.
Raquel
Beyond.
Emily
Beyond. I thought it should have been either Carl and I or.
Grant
But once. Once those three were in. Once. Carl and I are Bryson, Trinity, Melanie to see we're in. Kenzie and Dylan obviously dead. Didn't you think it was going to be Kada and Zach out?
Emily
Yes. Yes. 100. Because I think a lot of people can take the, you know, we're not gonna be in a relationship yet thing. And then Becoming closed off as, like, mad. Do you really like each other that much? Which, like, I don't know if I agree with. I think, like, they live in different countries. I think it's a very difficult. I think I. I commend them for taking it more seriously than what you should be doing on the show in order to get further or just because it makes sense. Like, I think they're. They're taking it a lot more seriously in terms of, like, you know, this being boyfriend girlfriend means a lot to us. And, like, let's just make sure that it'll work on the outside. Let's, like, test it out before we put the title on it, which, like, I. I'm okay with, but I don't know. I don't like. It just doesn't look good for them on the show.
Grant
Okay, so that was gonna be my question, actually. I thought because I soured on them as a couple. I've said a million times, I love Zach when he's, like, hanging with Bryson with the boys. I haven't liked them as a couple lately, and after Friday night's episode, I was the most mad at them as a couple. When they made it over Casey and tt, I was like, what are we doing here? Like, this is such a clown show. But as I sat with it, I was like, why? Why do I think that? I guess. And I. I was curious if you
Dan
guys thought, hey, Zach, good for you.
Grant
Yeah, I was curious if you guys thought Zach signed their death warrant by doing stuff like that, by going, you're not my girlfriend. I'm not willing to say you're my girlfriend while everyone else is like, girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend.
Emily
You know. You know what?
Grant
I would.
Emily
I would have preferred him to the way that the conversations went with, like, you know, l word on the tip of my tongue and like. But I'm not gonna say it now. And, you know, I see you being my girlfriend, but I'm not gonna say it now. It's almost would have been better if he was like, I want you to be my girlfriend. I don't want. I want it to be a special, private moment, and I don't want to take away from other people's thunder from the two other couples that became boyfriend and girl. I don't want to it to appear like I'm following a trend. So, yeah, I'd like to wait till we're on the outside, but just know I'm not going to be speaking to anybody else.
Dan
Yeah, I think. Well said. I think they suffered post movie night. I think The.
Raquel
The.
Dan
The moment where Keda was, like, doing mental gymnastics of, like, wait a minute,
Grant
why did that girl get.
Dan
Why was that girl, like, she didn't pick me? The way he handled it then, the way she responded to being voted in, like, the bottom four. I think. Hater.
Grant
That's what your Raquel was asking. Why. That's when I soured on Kada, when she was like, how the. Are we not a top couple?
Dan
I think Kada just has, like, very real feelings for Zach, and I think all of those things combined combusted into a lot of emotions for her and her not really being able to pinpoint what was upsetting her most, and it made them both behave a certain way. And I actually thought Emily last episode explained really, really well.
Raquel
The. The.
Dan
The no girlfriend label thing is odd, but, like, it's understandable. Like, that's a thing. And it.
Grant
I just think there was too much
Dan
going on for the two of them.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
They had too many things all at once that made them both behave in a way that I think made them
Grant
look a little more fractured than the fact.
Raquel
Like, me personally, I never felt like. It felt real. I felt like. Yeah, to me, it felt a little bit like the energy from them felt like friends that were on a dating show to win money. I never felt romantic energy between them. Obviously we have the theories about. Yeah, Zach, but I. I feel like I. I had. I had some questions. It was more like best friend energy. You know what I mean?
Emily
Dude, I could see that.
Grant
Yeah. So here's my take. You two can. Because I'm. I'm not all the way with you, Grant, but I'm part of the way. I think that Cata really wanted to win maybe more than Zach did. Like, Zach was like, whatever, but I think Kato was bummed about that. But I'm. I don't falter for that. Whatever. I thought Keda really liked him, like, legitimately. I said this last step. If he had said, be my girlfriend, she would have gone, yes.
Emily
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grant
They really liked him. I think Zach doesn't like her that much. And we can. Like, I've been joking with Grant the whole time, and I'm like, because he's in love with Bryce. No, even. Even ignoring that, I think even there was a line. Locks pointed this. I'll give you two lines. Locks pointed one out, and I caught the other one. When she comes down the stairs, maybe edit it out. But when she comes down the stairs, she goes, oh, my God, you look amazing. He's in that black tux. And he doesn't say a word back.
Dan
But that might be the edit.
Grant
Agree. I said it might be edited out. And then even more importantly, when Ariana is at the end, like, what do you guys think? He goes, I'm just so glad I've got a hottest girlfriend or hot as girl. Like, I think legitimately Zach just thinks Kate is super hot. So he's like, I like her in an arm candy way. She really likes him. But that's just my take. She really likes him. He likes how hot she is.
Raquel
Because he's in love with Bryce.
Grant
Yeah, he's in love. Or the idea of meeting anyone else on the outside.
Emily
Or maybe he just wanted to get further than his brother. I feel like they have a very weird competitive thing going on. And he knew that if he stuck with. Because, mind you, he probably knows all the ins and outs of the show.
Grant
Like, yes.
Emily
The loopholes, the what goes on. Like, he knows it more. More than anyone else walking into that villa because of his brother. So like, he probably is thinking a little more strategically than the rest of everyone in there. Do I think that that's like why he moved the way he did? Maybe a little, but not like fully. I think he. I think they like to. Yeah, but I agree. I can see where your point is, Zach. Like, I think. I think that if there were a hot ass guy bombshell walking in that was all for Keda. Like there's. And that was her type to a T. There's. There could be some swaying and insane from her too.
Grant
You think?
Raquel
Yeah, yeah.
Emily
Imagine they put in a British girl in there who lives in the same neighborhood.
Grant
Yeah, true.
Emily
It was like his type. Like, I'm sorry, but there would be some swaying happening. They just didn't do that enough this season because they suck.
Dan
Yeah. I. We could have used. I think that they should introduce new bombshells literally every episode.
Grant
Yeah, Agree, Dan.
Dan
Totally.
Emily
They do that on uk.
Dan
There need to be more bombshells.
Raquel
Why do we think they did it? Is that. Is that a fair question to ask? Why do you think they. They chose to not add as many bombshells?
Dan
I don't know. But it's like this. This season desperately needed more bombshells at. So there were. You could go through and pinpoint every time where the episodes were getting so stale and it was like, please bring new people into this show.
Raquel
Yeah.
Dan
I think you're being harsh. I think Zach absolutely likes her. I think Zach has a hard time maturely expressing his feelings and that was their downfall sometimes.
Grant
Yep.
Dan
Gotta remember these people are so young, dude.
Grant
Yeah. They're just like, I was actually wondering. She. When they were kind of having their moment at the end and he's like, oh, oh. I just want to say this too. On. In our first review, after I saw the first week and they introduced the cast, I said. And I think Sean agreed that I was like, man, I don't think there should be British people on Love Island. Us. Like, it should be people from the usa. And like, there's here's Zach, who's British. Like, that's crazy.
Dan
And actually they should live here.
Grant
Okay. So I feel like I don't give
Dan
a where you're from, but it's like, Zach is literally in lives in Birmingham. And I'm like, go on Love Island
Grant
UK fraud makes it so much harder to. To be like, so stay together in England. I'm like, so this is. Dude. Yeah. So I thought that was insane. But in that moment when they were talking about, I want to show you England, whatever.
Dan
Also, that's. Sorry to interrupt. That is such a crazy. Like, I don't know if you are familiar with where Birmingham is, but, like, no offense, Birmingham. Yeah, I love Birmingham. Go Villa. But that is a big ask for a girl from New Hampshire to move to Birmingham. So. And. And same and vice versa.
Grant
Yep.
Dan
So, like, that is a very interesting dilemma.
Emily
Does Charlie live in la?
Dan
I have no idea.
Emily
That would make him more likely to move to la. But then it's like, you're still on
Grant
the other side of the country. And Zach had said he wants to go to the States, whatever. But she made a comment that she goes, I want to take you to our family's lake house. We'll go on the jet Ski or whatever. And she's from Manchester, dude.
Dan
I bet it's Winnie.
Grant
And I was like, we have a family lake house on Lake Winnipesaukee, which is like the big lake in New Hampshire. And I was like, I guarantee Kate has family. Lake house is on Winnipeg. I want to go hang out with her this summer. You probably. That'd be so epic. Imagine if that's the Zach weekend.
Dan
You are such a tool. It's unbelievable.
Grant
Numbies. Are you kidding? Me and Binder are going, I'm coming. That.
Emily
Yeah. I will say there was one season
Raquel
of
Dan
Love island
Emily
either was Australia or uk. Oh, no. It was Love island uk And a girl who had previously been on Love Island Australia went on a following season of UK and she is now either married or engaged to.
Dan
Oh, someone.
Emily
And it was an Australia UK move. So one of them moved for the other. So there's chances that it happens. It could happen. And I like that they're spicing up because, you know, everyone wants to go for the person. Person with the opposing accent, you know, so it's like, yes, it's raises it up. But I don't.
Dan
I honest to God think that this show needs to every two episodes bring in five new bombshells, and then the next day, they need to do a recoupling. And if you're not a couple, you're off the show.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
It would make the recoupling so alive.
Grant
Right. When Anaya got not picked by Casey, and then she spent that night alone, and then they brought callback. That. I agree with you. When. Well, the bombshell comes in and. Or you go to casa or whatever, and you're a couple picks to another person, you're. You were out.
Dan
Yeah. And I forget who said it. Or again, shout out. Lexi, I haven't said this to you yet. Lexi said if a bombshell comes in and fails, you're gone. You're off the show. Like, your whole purpose, literally, per the name, is to blow up what's going on in the show. And if you fail and don't get picked by someone, bye. You don't get to stay. That's how it should work. We need more mayhem on this show,
Emily
I think more dumpings.
Dan
More dumpings. And. And when you're dumped, you're gone from the show. I think, like, it should be a. I mean, it's kind of ruthless, but at the same time.
Grant
But I'm with you, Dan. Just keep it moving.
Dan
It's like, I feel. I feel the gripe with. And it's. It's. Does not necessarily at all have anything to do with the people on the show, the setup of the show. We just had way too many episodes of nothingness where it was like, the same people. Nothing new is happening. And that's where I'm like, how do we not have five new people coming into the show right now in this moment?
Emily
You know what bothers me is that this was the most watched season of Love Island USA in history. Yes. And so the producers. All of these decisions are validated. Like, the producers aren't gonna go back and change it now, now that it's
Grant
a point Emily been the most. They're like, we did it.
Emily
But, like, I think the next season will be less watched if they keep it this way.
Grant
Okay.
Emily
I would hope.
Grant
Yep.
Emily
All right.
Grant
I like that.
Raquel
Could you make the argument that it almost becomes a sitcom at that point. What do you mean? It's like you're almost bridging the reality between reality TV and sitcom. Because I feel like this year is the first year where a lot of people tuned in to seeing the same people over and over and over and over again without the bombshells.
Grant
Oh, yeah. Okay. So I know your point. I was actually thinking that when Dan was talking where. When the. When the show ends.
Raquel
Yep.
Grant
The cast members definitely have a summer camp ending vibe where they're like, best experience ever. I love you guys.
Dan
Like, I don't know if you heard before.
Grant
I'll be like, he looked at the boys and he was like, you guys are all going to be groomsmen in my wedding. And I'm like. But I'm like, okay.
Dan
I get relaxed, relax.
Grant
But I'm like, I get that you feel that. And if people were revolving door in and out and the longest you spent with anyone was a week, you definitely lose that part of the show where you're like, oh, yeah, everyone.
Raquel
Yeah.
Grant
Voted out every other day.
Raquel
Yeah, I don't.
Dan
That's true.
Grant
Make any friends.
Dan
And that's. But unless people are legends and this
Grant
is all the time. Yeah, yeah, it'd be cool.
Dan
Also, I would never, ever make fun of Carl for comments like that. Dude, I feel that way after a bachelor party.
Grant
I know, I know.
Dan
I go on a three day bachelor party with a group of strangers and you drink for three days and by the third day, we're drunk, sitting around a fire and I'm like this you all.
Grant
I'll take a bullet for you.
Dan
I will. I'll die for anything that way.
Emily
About, like, seeing Jordy laugh.
Grant
Yeah, yeah.
Dan
Like, we go to Coachella and we leave Coachella and I'm like this. I. I need to go on vacation with all of you every single weekend of my life. Like, for. So for these people to be. Be in here for weeks with no access to anything. I. I will never fault them for saying stuff like that because I'm like, I would feel the same way for Carl.
Grant
Did make me laugh. I don't know if you guys caught this during the fairy tale stuff. I think this was on the date or maybe when he got back from a date and they all saw the book, he goes, you know, she's such a princess. And like, she kept the word prince kept getting thrown around. But I'm no prince, you know, I'm. I'm like Aladdin, dude. I'm a street urchin. I was like, you speak Mandarin
Raquel
car.
Grant
Carl's Aladdin. If Carl added, dude, I'm the monkey. What's his name?
Dan
Pooh?
Grant
Apu.
Dan
Dude, Carl, I don't have no idea how I know that Carl is so awesome. Like, I, I again, I.
Grant
We don't deserve Carl. None of us do. Yeah, you don't laugh about Carl. You don't know what your date's going to be. Right? So the boys, previously the lunch date guys were kind of in like a, a cool look, like a very unbuttoned SSBD and whatever. And then Carl and I get the night date. And it was a gorgeous setting. Like, it was like a beautiful dinner with a chandelier and all that stuff. Carl's was wearing a nice, nice slacks and a button down, but his button down was so aggressively unbuttoned for a nice dinner. Like they had been out on a boat. I would have been like, yeah, you look amazing. But they were sitting down to that candlelit dinner and his. But his shirt was unbuttoned to his belly, to his belly button. I was like, dude, once you get there, you got to read the room. Button up, dude.
Dan
This is a fancy handle, a dinner pack. Tighten up.
Grant
You look like me at the Montreal clubs when the guy's like, sir, you
Dan
are an embarrassment of a human.
Emily
Please.
Raquel
This is a surfside of Carbone, dude.
Dan
Sir, this is a Sharky's.
Grant
We went to a wicked nice restaurant in Vegas at the cup, and Grant brought in a surfside from outside. It was unbelievable. The waiter was like, literally we were at card too you.
Dan
And the guy was like, I mean, I see that king.
Raquel
Yeah.
Grant
If you weren't with respected guests here, I would ask you to.
Dan
Yeah, that's hilarious.
Raquel
Beautiful.
Grant
Way too far unbuttoned. That was great. Oh, dude, you clocked this. The Love Island. The Love island. The love actually theme playing during Carl and I's date. I'll tell you, sent to me.
Dan
They were, they were pulling out all the stops for that romance.
Emily
I did. Why, why were we doing this? They didn't win.
Dan
I.
Emily
It was, was 2:30 minute.
Dan
It was, it was unbelievable. I, I like, I. That was happening and I stepped away and I sent an email and then I went outside to get ice cream that was delivered and I came back in and that was still, they were
Grant
still at the date.
Dan
And I was like, are we kidding?
Raquel
They had to be doing that to appease those fans, though. That was the only reason is everyone's
Grant
date is that long. Like, all the actual dates are that long. They just choose to show good parts of it. And they just showed that. I guess you had to read the book. They kind of popped themselves with the
Emily
book because they were like, don't care. We wouldn't know if there were five
Dan
things about every page of that book.
Emily
I don't give a. About any of these dates because they're all having the same conversations. There's not one new thing that is happening on these dates other than maybe Bryce saying I love you. Which, like, whatever that.
Dan
By the way, that.
Emily
No, sorry, I. I appreciate and love that, but that was the only hot sequel.
Raquel
Yeah.
Dan
Also I don't build up to that. It was. Was so obvious that he was. I mean, I'm not saying that's a bad thing. It was amazing. But I was like, this is really, really well done. They are mapping out this to him saying, I love you.
Raquel
Do you?
Grant
Did either of you. And I did not. You answered.
Dan
Stop, you're making me yawn.
Grant
Did either of you think that they were doing that? Because this is the end and you gotta.
Dan
They want.
Grant
They wanted to do one last push of, like, where the couple. It's not part of the vote, so it doesn't matter. Like, I.
Dan
Listen, I. I did. Not as a skeptic or not. Not as a skeptic, but if I were to be a skeptic, there's a ton of behavior from every couple in the last week. I say that is the way they're talking to each other. Not. Not their couples, their friends, everyone. That is clear movement to win. And if that's the case, I don't fault them.
Emily
We keep.
Dan
We got to remember, dude, it's a game. This is a game show. They are trying to win money while also fall in love.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
So I'm like, I don't blame. They know what the people want. Dude, you go on this show, you're an entertainer.
Grant
Yeah.
Emily
Like, they.
Dan
They're trying to entertain the world watching this show. So they're like, yeah, dude, let's do some. And also, if Bryce is like, I love this girl, I'd like to say, I love you now. I do it now.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
Nothing wrong with that, baby. Play the game. Roll the dice like I like, yo.
Grant
Because it's like, Zach gets back and is doing the. Like, it's on the tip of my tongue. Like, I almost said I love you. And Bryce is like this. I'll be right back. Because then he said, let me.
Emily
Let me take this. Let me take it from here.
Grant
I was also laughing when he came back. They told them, remember, they Were sitting by the fire pit or whatever, and they're like. And while we were there, and then everyone's like, what'd you get married? And they're like, no, we told each other we love each other.
Dan
Yeah.
Grant
It cut to immediately Kada and Zach. And Katie was like, I'm so happy for you. And I know she was like, I'm not happy for you.
Emily
Second time someone does something that. That Zach won't do.
Grant
Yes. And it cut Jack, who also looked pissed because he loves Bryce. Like, he was like, no, dude.
Emily
Nothing was funnier when. When he asked Trinity to be his girlfriend and then. And told the guys or like, he told them before he was gonna do it. And he was like, are you serious?
Grant
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Emily
Not like, oh, my God. Like, he was like, are you sure?
Grant
Yeah. I was like, dude, it's okay. You will still hang out with him. There was actually a really cool moment between them when Bryce asked Zach what he's gonna do.
Raquel
Yeah. After.
Grant
And he goes, dude, I'll follow K to wherever. You know, so I'll get some airbnbs in New Hampshire. I'm gonna come stay with you. And Bryce is like, yeah. Like, no, it wasn't even a conversation. Like, obviously, you're coming to stay with me in la. That was awesome. Good bromance. I was also joking to myself when they did the walk down memory lane. Did you say they always do that? That was kind of cool. When they all came down the stairs the final time, it was all the old pics of them.
Emily
Oh, no, no, they don't do the picks. I thought you were talking about, like, the walk specifically. They feel like a very weird, like, almost like a bridal walk. Like, do like a just like, montage of them all getting ready, and then the guys are standing in the line and the girls, one by one, walk out and, like, they can see what they look like. Basically like a wedding. But no, they don't normally have all
Grant
those old picks up.
Emily
They'll so on uk, which I prefer much more, is like, they'll do like a live finale. Like a. There's, like an audience.
Grant
Yeah.
Emily
And when they'll go one by one of like, oh, you're in fourth place. So then the fourth place people sit down with the host and then they'll recap and then they'll watch. They'll watch back their recap. Kind of like they do in, like, the Bachelor, where there's, like, they're in the little corner and then you can see they're like little montage of them on the show.
Grant
Okay.
Raquel
Sick.
Grant
Well, I thought those pictures were cool. And I was just dying at the idea of Melanie and Sincere's pictures. This is like, him with soul or cracking, you know, they're like, what a jerky you guys had.
Emily
Yeah.
Grant
I was like, Jesus.
Emily
So the clips that they were showing, I was like, if they cut to Soul right now and not Melanie, like, I wouldn't be surprised. Like, the things he said, sir, is the same.
Grant
It's just Sincere, you know, it's a canon. Sandy's like. He's like, I just. When I see your lips, I just want to kiss you. And then it could happen. You're like, who is it?
Emily
Yeah, we don't know who it is.
Grant
So real. So real.
Dan
I. I Gen.
Raquel
I'm.
Dan
I. Zach. You laughed when I said it. It's like, gen. It's one of the most generational runs in the history of. Of reality tv.
Raquel
The Factory Batman villain.
Dan
The fact that that man made it to the end is, like.
Emily
It's annoying because then it, like, validates that kind of behavior for Matt.
Grant
Yes, Agree.
Dan
And it just. It makes me so frustrated with the world when. And no one's perfect. But when Corbin and Casey get sent home with. With Permita and Titi, both couples that. I'm like, I really think they had a lovely connection. They must be at home looking at that dude being like, really?
Grant
Casey and Titi totally did.
Dan
Like, all of them. Like, they must be like, this guy
Grant
we lost to that couple.
Dan
And I. I also. I hate it for Melanie. As we said, protect Melanie at all costs. Like, she just got dragged through this crazy journey.
Raquel
I still can't believe they got number three. Like, I kid and Zach being at four and then them being.
Dan
It's all now, man.
Raquel
That was.
Dan
It's all Mel. Like, the. The people are voting for Mel.
Raquel
Yeah.
Grant
Trinity's sister goaded on her video. Yeah. She's like. She's like, let's go. I miss you so much. Brinity in five, dude, that's. Danny is like, NBA Twitter got this show big time this year, and Brinity in five is just an electric hall
Raquel
of Fame doctor Locks. Brinity in five, baby.
Grant
Hall of Fame comment. And then I love the end, dude. Zach almost. You call it this, Grant. Zach almost kissed Bryce at the end.
Raquel
Yeah, he's gonna give him a smoosh.
Grant
He was going like. Bryce is like, oh, he, like, pulled back a little. Yeah, yeah. He's like, you just like, what is actually really.
Raquel
Can we talk about how pissed Cata
Grant
was, oh, dude, you can't hide it.
Raquel
Yeah. Cato was pissed like when that fourth place dude.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
It went to Zach and he was, he said he was, he was a guy. I feel like I've already won, you know, cliche line.
Grant
How do you feel?
Dan
And she's like, she took a breath and I was like, like, oh, is she actually about to be like this? I mean, I'm a little surprised. Wherefore I was like, oh my gosh,
Emily
that's a great impression.
Dan
That would have been great. I, I think we need like, what do we think? It's interesting. We've just, we have just spent so much time of our lives watching this show.
Emily
I'm pissed about it. Like, I'm not happy about it.
Dan
I agree. I'm not at all like, I, I and Summer in la, it's. You gotta wonder, does the, the finale of a show like this need to be a little better?
Emily
1 million.
Grant
What? Pitch me something like that.
Dan
That's what I'm trying to think.
Emily
And it'd be like at least what I explained about uk, like it should just at least be like, like, I don't know. But yeah, it shouldn't be.
Grant
What?
Dan
No, it's tough.
Emily
Right?
Dan
Because I.
Raquel
Can I fit you?
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
What did you say? Sorry, Can I pitch you?
Emily
Please?
Raquel
Okay. I think any of the people that you had some sort of prior romantic connection with or kiss or any of that stuff from before, I think they should bring them in right before, like as they're coming out and then as they're like, I love you. Thank you. I'm so grateful. You have them watch like the whole time and then you have individual one on one conversations with those people. So like you have to make like every single one from the prior show, they have to go into like the was would say less room basically. Yeah, say less with each of them and then go into the.
Dan
So you want drama?
Grant
You want fireworks?
Raquel
Yeah, yeah, I want fireworks. Let's see.
Emily
What.
Raquel
Yeah, come on.
Dan
That, that's so that, that's the. Where I've struggled with the show is like the UK Love Island. I, I have found the montages in the finale so much. I'm like, oh, this is awesome.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
Because I feel like I just, it's. That show is way happier than the US for at least this season. This season was hell, truly hell to get through. And, and I don't mean it was a bad show, but it was like there was so much anger and, and I was getting stressed out on watching the show on Sunday nights when you're trying to prep for the week. And like, these people were going to war with each other. And I was like, this is insane. And then it's even worse online.
Emily
Like, I didn't think that that part of this show was as bad as it was.
Dan
It's been.
Emily
Oh, really? Yeah.
Dan
And worse.
Emily
Yeah. Like in pre.
Dan
Previous seasons.
Raquel
Holy.
Emily
Yeah.
Dan
Oh, I can never watch Love Island USA again.
Emily
The first season that really blew up was season six. And there was.
Grant
Danny always says, season incredible.
Emily
They ended up. There was this whole decision that was made about who. The people they had to choose who they were going to dump internally.
Dan
Yeah.
Emily
And it was such a shocking decision. And everyone was like, how did you guys make that decision? And no one was like. Like, everyone was saying different stories. They ended up bringing that footage back out uncut.
Grant
Damn.
Emily
Because they were like, well, we need to show exactly the doctor's thing.
Grant
Yeah.
Emily
And they all had to watch it back.
Dan
Yeah.
Grant
Damn.
Dan
Damn, indeed.
Raquel
See, that's the type of stuff we need.
Grant
And Grant, I was gonna. Thought you're gonna say this, and this isn't as dramatic as yours, but I would totally be interested into here. Or. Or if the other couples had a vote too. Like, America's voting. But also it was like, can't vote for yourself. Who would you win? And even the dumped couples.
Dan
Yeah, like, who?
Emily
They've done that before and they should have.
Grant
You were there, you should win. You know, that would be kind of a cool factor too, if it was.
Dan
Yeah.
Emily
Because I think those people inside know exactly who they're dealing with.
Grant
Can you tell me more? And Dan, for the first time, some of the Corbin and Parmita stuff.
Emily
Oh, yes. Okay. So I didn't get to watch after sun last night, but I saw a bunch of clips. One of the clips was. So obviously it's been swirling that, like, they don't actually have deep conversations.
Grant
And so Corbin and Parmita, that is.
Emily
Yeah. So the hosts of after sun were like, what do you think about people saying that you don't have deep conversations? And Parmita said, I know so much about this man. I know about his family, I know about his childhood, I know about his hobbies. Like, I know a lot about him and he knows a lot about me. And then one of the hosts from after sun was like, wait, so, like, what are his hobbies? And she just goes, fuck. She couldn't. She goes, working out.
Grant
Fuck.
Raquel
Fuck.
Grant
I'm not mad at them. I'm not mad at them. Like, they. I said, what do you mean you're not smash them?
Emily
They were.
Grant
They were.
Dan
You're a idiot.
Grant
They run a Fijian smash.
Dan
You have no issue fraud. If you listen if she had in the beginning of that kind like this.
Emily
Yeah.
Dan
I don't know that much about it.
Grant
Yeah. That's what she's.
Dan
Then you should not be mad at them. But her. Her stand on business and going, I know so much about him and. And gets asked one. That's the easiest one. Make stuff up, up. Like if they're like this, where did he grow up? And she couldn't say it and. Or says something wrong that's bad. But she could literally be like this. Obviously we know he loves to work out. He's a huge NBA fan. He loves basket. Like just say your.
Grant
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Raquel
See the other. The basketball players. You undo that.
Grant
Okay, so yeah, tell us this one too.
Emily
Oh, yes. So they showed a clip of them in the car ride like leaving the villa and they're talking about life on the outside and how it's going to work and how they're nervous, like trusting one another. And she is basically saying. She just goes, I've literally been with rappers, like, and like professional athletes, celebrities. Like you don't know. Like I'm telling you, like you don't. Like, like you don't have to worry. Like, I've already been there, done that type of thing. And he was like, I've met girls who have also done that and they still fuck around. So I don't know what that point is coming from.
Dan
Also, I wasn't worried before.
Emily
Now I am. It was the way she said, like she. It was like no one was asking.
Grant
I was tracking early and I was tracking gaslights on this show. And the last final, greatest gaslight of all time is Parbita telling Gorbin, I won't cheat on you because look at how many rich people I've already banked.
Emily
Yeah.
Grant
I'm like, oh, okay.
Dan
This. These are the times.
Grant
Thank you so much.
Dan
These are the times.
Grant
Yeah. Yeah.
Emily
She is looking for the clothes clout regardless.
Dan
These are the times, Grant, where I'm like, we are talking about real people. I. This sucks. Yeah. Yes.
Raquel
That's a real man.
Dan
I hate this so much. That is just brutal. Well, I hope they're happy and they figure it out.
Grant
They're going to be.
Raquel
He loves the NBA.
Emily
There was one other clip, some an interview post show of the two of them and they were not in the same location. And then they were basically asking like, so are you guys going to like Continue this outside of the village. There's just a very big pause and permit it. It was like, like, yeah, of course. Like we are gonna, like, give it a shot.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
I do think we all need to be adults.
Grant
Agreed.
Dan
And stop trying to put any merit on how long these people last outside the villa, because I think it's become clear in this show that, like, the majority of them don't last.
Grant
Dude.
Dan
And probably the majority of them are not coming on this show to last. This isn't the Bachelor.
Grant
Yeah, yeah.
Dan
Like this.
Emily
I will say there is one us couple from a couple seasons ago. I think it was like four.
Dan
That's like, married, right?
Emily
Married. Yeah.
Grant
Well, dude, can I say something in defense of them? Dead ass. Dude. These kids are young, 20s.
Dan
Oh, my God.
Grant
Right?
Dan
Caleb is 21, and they should have
Emily
picked, like, late 20s, early 30s.
Grant
Agree. But think about this. And I'm not trying to say cheat on anybody. If you make. If you make a commitment to somebody, see that through or whatever. But legitimately, let's step back for one second. They are super hot people in their young to mid-20s, and they enter a villa where there's five of the other opposite sex that they're like, oh, I, you know, I get to pick from this. They leave the villa, go back to their lives where they're almost certainly not in the same city as that person, and they have 700,000 new followers who are like, people in that city who are like, I'm super hot too, and I like you. I. I think it is actually extremely hard to be like, sorry, I'm committed to the fucking girl I met on TV for six weeks.
Emily
Yeah.
Grant
When I have. I'm 22 and I have like a billion missiles in front of me, and
Raquel
I'm like, why give sincere a second chance when there's so many waiting for.
Dan
And I objectively, I can't even imagine what they must go through. I mean, these people, I mean, sure, I'm. I'm sure some of them already have whatever version of a following because they're all beautiful people and they go on a reality show. They probably put themselves on the Internet and then they come out of this villa and they all have like a million followers. I can't even imagine the stress that that must create. Insane. That is the stress.
Raquel
Money.
Dan
Oh, Brian.
Grant
Yeah, both. Both great.
Emily
I mean, but that. But that's why I was saying, or as I was saying earlier, like, Kada and Zach not making. Putting themselves into a relationship because they are aware of the outside, like, scares, like, it's it's almost a little bit commendable because like, it's like with the I love you thing and not saying it yet, it's like the more often you see people say it and then break up the second they leave and the more often they make it official and then same thing, the less meaningful it is to have someone as your girlfriend or boyfriend or saying I love you. Like you're less likely to believe those words.
Dan
Yeah.
Emily
If people are just like throwing them out there. So I do appreciate that they're, they're self aware enough to wait.
Dan
Do you have any headers to close us out?
Emily
Nope.
Grant
Just to close this out. I should have said my quote of the week was brinity and five because that was gas. But my quote of the week was sincere. On his date with Melanie, he's giving her a topless massage while she wears only a thong bottom. And he goes, when I was younger, I used to do this to my mom when she got home from work when I was like, doc,
Dan
I did
Grant
not catch literally, what are you talking about? And I know he obviously means like she sat in a chair and he like rubbed her shoulders. But I'm just like, bro, you can't have Melody ass naked on this table
Emily
while he's slapping her ass.
Grant
I did this for my mom. But you got up from work. Incredible work.
Dan
Missed that.
Grant
Incredible work.
Dan
Wish I wasn't told about it.
Grant
Incredible quick hitter couple. Who lasts longest?
Emily
Emily, I'm gonna have to agree with you on this one and say Casey
Grant
and TT, Casey and T. I think they got staying power, I think they got legs.
Emily
I think they will last longer than Trinity and Bryce.
Grant
I think so.
Emily
I have faith in Trinity.
Grant
Trinity. Though I will say about Trinity, the fact that she's. Where's she from? Virginia or something, I think.
Emily
Yeah.
Grant
That was actually really emotional when she was like, no one's, no one goes anywhere from where I'm from and whatever. But she, she belongs in la. Like that she should be in la.
Dan
Trinity is a star.
Grant
Yeah. So I'm like this, they actually have a shot if she just moves.
Emily
But I do think that they may, if they don't end up like working out, I think, I think they're going to pull a Nick and Alandria from.
Grant
What does that mean?
Emily
Nick and Landry were the winning couple, I think. And they like were into each other for sure. But I don't know if they made it official boyfriend and girlfriend before they left the villa. But afterwards they were just like photographed everywhere. They did a You know, like Vogue photo shoots together. Like, they really played into their relationship and they never answered the question of like a, are we actually in a relationship or not? Still to this day they are photographed together, but, like, I don't think they're actually dating. But they have made it a point to not be photographed with anyone else. Not go out on these with anyone else. Like, but, like, I don't think they're actually dating.
Grant
Interesting. Yeah, they're.
Emily
They're doing the PR stunt of it all. Got it in. In a smart way. They have. I think they're really good friends and they have a lot of respect for one another.
Dan
Sure.
Emily
Do I think that they're like in a romantic relationship right now? No. And I think that if, if Trinity and Bryce do not realize that they're not romantically into each other, like, they will do the same thing.
Dan
Yeah.
Grant
Ride it out for a bit. Dan Brinity.
Dan
100%. I don't. I think this, what I garnered from this season is a lot of lovely friendships.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
I don't really think I see any long standing relationship here.
Grant
Corbin and Parmita are the two that actually aren't friends. Like, they just want to bang. Everyone else is just friends.
Dan
You don't have to be so crass, man.
Grant
They are crass. I didn't do anything.
Dan
Sure.
Grant
Okay.
Emily
Oh, and another thing Parmita said in the episode or afterwards.
Dan
No, this sounds like this went really horribly for Parmita.
Emily
Really bad. She said she. I think it was when they were like, oh, you're gonna give this. She's a shot. She was like, well, there's just something about the sound of like a 21 year old hot guy from Miami that like lives in Miami that like doesn't scream like, I forget the term she used, but it was like that, that doesn't give like really like trustworthy vibes or like relationship.
Dan
Doesn't she live in Miami?
Grant
I thought so. Yeah, because you did.
Raquel
They damned. Yeah, they DM'd. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Emily
No, but I don't think that. I don't think she did.
Dan
Is Corbin 21? Yeah.
Raquel
Yeah.
Dan
He's got everything in front of him.
Grant
I know he's gonna. Dan, it's incredible.
Dan
He should run for president that his whole life ahead of that guy is so hot and he is just.
Grant
He can do.
Dan
He doesn't give a shit about anything. He is a robot. He's a hot robot.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
Take over the world.
Grant
That's the future.
Dan
Good Lord.
Grant
Hot robots. Yeah. What should we do next, Emily?
Emily
What show Oh, I don't know. I think we should. Someone should sound off. But there are a lot of, like, new shows coming out based on, like, books that I'm very curious to hear thoughts about.
Dan
There's also, like, I think we've got to go back and review all the old Disney Channel movies because all these to that I know will be fun.
Emily
And yeah, people. People just.
Grant
People just love a little love a little love show or what do they love?
Emily
The cringier the show these days? The.
Dan
The.
Grant
I know more people like them have such a moment. You're right.
Dan
It's crazy.
Emily
It's. I just watched this, like the cringiest movie and it was just like your classic. Step parents move in and the. The. They move from us to London because the mom is marrying some rich London man. And then the step kids hate each other at first, but then they start dating. It's like, I know exactly what's going to happen, but it. I still just want to look at it and I want to ride it out and I want to talk about it.
Dan
You know what we're going to do next is the next season of Great British Bake Off.
Grant
Oh, that's interesting.
Dan
Damn these.
Emily
I have one more recommendation. The Ultimatum. Have you guys ever seen that show? Oh, is it that or Temptation Island Are very good.
Grant
Temptation Islands, these dating shows.
Emily
The ultimatum is they'll take couples that are like one of. In. One person in the couple is giving the other an ultimatum of like, if you don't propose soon, like, yeah, we're done. And they put them all in like a little like, hangout and then.
Dan
Oh, wait, was this one of these shows in Austin?
Emily
Maybe.
Dan
I have seen this show.
Grant
Sick.
Dan
Nuts.
Emily
Yes. They make you like, they make you recouple with somebody. So. So it's a group of people.
Dan
Dude, this show is nuts. This is the most animated I've been this whole.
Emily
There's a new season coming out.
Grant
This is Grant.
Dan
This show is like. It's like 10 couples who are all in a stage of like, married.
Raquel
Yeah, yeah.
Dan
And they literally force them to start dating one of the other people for a little while to, like.
Emily
And then to see like, it is what crazy. Like they'll. They'll find someone else in there that they'll like, make a friendship or connection, but they have to pick, like, they just have to pick someone. They're basically living with this and they.
Dan
They live together.
Emily
And like, they say it's like two of the people. People like, were the ones in their couples to make the ultimate ultimatum like, they'll bond over that because it's like, yeah, well, obviously I want him to marry me because of what? This, that, and the other. And then, you know, they all come to these realizations. You can either at the end, pick to, like, actually get engaged to your couple, or it's leave with the new parts. Yeah.
Dan
Either you agree to the initial ultimatum, or you're like, this actually, where not only are we breaking up, I'm now moving in with this new person. Yeah, dude, that I.
Grant
You.
Dan
You just unlocked a memory of mine that I have not thought about for this show is.
Emily
So let's. Can we review it?
Grant
Cuckoo banana sandwich. This show.
Dan
I don't know if I am emotionally stable enough to do another reality show of real people dating, but that show is actually pretty funny. And I could imagine isn't as toxic as Love island usa.
Grant
Okay, so maybe that's leader in the clubhouse right now.
Raquel
Y. Yeah.
Grant
Dan Loop and I might review. Go. Go back and rewatch the OC and review every episode.
Emily
Done. I'll do that with you. Actually, no, because I'm not joking. I was thinking about this. My friend. My friend was literally watching it last night. He was texting me like, I'm watching. I was hearing. I was like. Because when I watched it back in the day.
Grant
We're going to review every episode for the two seasons. Will take us a year. Season one and season.
Emily
Oh, it's only until.
Grant
Well, we can keep.
Emily
Oh, well, dude.
Dan
Justice for season three of the oc.
Grant
Justice for season four.
Emily
I don't know if I. I can't remember if I fully watch it through, because when I remember, I remember very specifically when I watched this show, I was watching it, like, illegally, because I don't know where it was being streamed, but it didn't have it. And so it was like, it just, like, ads are popping up every five seconds. So I think I, like, gave up on it or it's very bad quality. So I do regardless, want to go back.
Dan
One of my great moments. This episode's a completely off the rails. We'll wrap up.
Raquel
Yep.
Dan
When I went to prep school, I went to prep school with a. A massive duffel bag. Massive duffel bag filled with DVDs. Because I'm old. And I was like, the guy. I was a movie store on campus, and in one of the duffel bags, I think I had two, was the entire box set of all four seasons of the OC and the dudes on the hockey team were like, you loser.
Grant
Yeah.
Dan
And I was like, give me Two episodes.
Grant
Yeah, two. Yeah. Yep.
Dan
And then you can call me a loser. By the end of it, I had, like, 12 dudes on the team coming to my dorm room every night, being like, we got to watch next episode
Grant
of the OC Shout out Matt Quinlan, my prep school roommate. Same thing happened. Because he was like, you cannot be watching this. He's a football guy.
Dan
And you. And you were like, this.
Grant
You can dude into Ryan at would pop someone on the P. He was like, see? This show's not that bad. And then. And now we got going. Yeah. Same. That was Chris. Same.
Dan
Chris still dresses like him.
Emily
You are Seth.
Grant
It's my dream to be Seth Gone.
Raquel
Can I unload the clip real quick on some things? I just want to. While we're killing Love Island. I think Carl said resilient is a really good word in. In reference to Melly and sincere, and I think that is an incredible answer. I also think they put sincere in that prom suit for a reason. Yeah, I think that was very intentional. And I think we heard 75 different versions of the theme song.
Grant
Dude, it was kind of crazy. It's a bop. Even though it's a bop. And we've all been singing it here together all night. Like, every time the camera's off, we're all. It's unl.
Raquel
Can we end the show singing it?
Grant
Yeah. Emily asked you, though.
Dan
It's like the Mariah Carey. Is that on Mariah Carey? No. You guys are now just singing that song?
Grant
No, we're.
Dan
No, we're singing if you love me. I don't know anything else.
Grant
Yeah, that's all I know, but it's perfect.
Emily
Comment below what you think that they. These boys should review next. And peace and love.
Dan
Peace and love. Hey, everyone.
Emily
We.
Dan
This was a. This was a journey, this show, and we love you all and thank you for going through it with us. And we'll see you in the OC Brinity forever.
Emily
See you in the OC or the ultimatum. Yeah, I'm rooting for that. Please.
Dan
Trinity in five. Brinity in five.
This episode is a rollicking, unfiltered, and deeply funny breakdown of the Love Island USA Season 8 finale by the Empty Netters squad—Dan, Grant, Emily, and Raquel. Life-long hockey brothers turned podcast hosts, the crew wades deep into reality TV, dissecting the finale’s big twists, winners and losers, production tactics, and the overall vibes of the season. Equal parts recap, debrief, and group therapy, their chat balances humor and insight, celebrates fan-favorite couples, skewers weak ones, and reckons with the sometimes cringe reality TV machine.
“This experience was at times traumatic. It was at times scary and spooky. And I feel like the UK Love Island has always only ever been fun and funny to me.” – Dan (01:53)
“Someone on production made this book...someone was hired to make a fairy tale of Carl and Aniya’s romance.” – Dan (05:43)
“It was an episode of Fear Factor. Or you could stuff a fish head down your mouth.” – Grant (11:00)
“You all can’t say you’ve already won.” – Emily (12:18)
“All he did was whoever he wanted. Instead of...‘I made it because I was committed’—he just got to do whatever he wanted!” – Grant (15:49)
“This season desperately needed more bombshells at so many points.” – Dan (27:57)
On Producer Manipulation & Date Disparity:
“Imagine an illustrator gets a call from Peacock...‘we need you to illustrate a fairy tale book of Carl and Anaya’s romance on Love Island USA Season 8.’” – Dan (06:10)
On Sincere’s Reality TV Run:
“He got to do whatever he wanted. And then a few times go like this, ‘I’m sorry.’ And then now he made it the whole way.” – Grant (15:49)
“One of the most generational runs in reality TV.” – Dan (15:45)
On Reality Show Clichés:
“You all can’t say you’ve already won. And you are the prize.” – Emily (12:18)
On Relationships Post-Show:
“Let’s stop putting any merit on how long these people last outside the villa.” – Dan (50:27)
On Fame and Social Media:
“They’re all beautiful people...they come out of this villa and they have like a million followers. I can’t even imagine the stress that must create.” – Dan (51:53)
On Challenge Absurdity:
“It was an episode of Fear Factor...stuff a fish head down your mouth.” – Grant (11:00)
On Post-Show Friendships:
“The summer camp ending vibe...‘best experience ever, love you guys.’” – Grant (33:14)
Ridiculous Massages:
“He’s giving her a topless massage...‘When I was younger, I used to do this to my mom when she got home from work...’” – Grant (53:09)
The gang keeps it real: while Love Island USA had its dizzying highs (go Brinity!) and comedic moments, it was overall a “traumatic” slog marred by production missteps and unconvincing couplings. There’s love for the contestants as real people, frustration with the show’s format and editing, and plenty of laughs about the soap opera antics and TV tropes. They want the next season (plus whatever cringe reality show comes next) to dial up the drama, up the antics, and maybe take a lesson or two from the more joyous UK version.
“This season was hell, truly hell to get through.” – Dan (45:08)
Brinity in Five! Peace and love—see you in the OC.