Love Island USA Week 4 Review

Summary

Empty Netters Podcast

Love Island USA Week 4 Review

Episode Date: June 28, 2026
Hosts: Sean, Dan, Evan
Guest: Danny

Episode Overview

The Empty Netters crew, joined by guest Danny, dive into a thorough, rowdy, and unfiltered review of Love Island USA’s explosive Week 4, focusing on the always-chaotic Casa Amor segment. They discuss new islanders, shifting alliances, betrayals, memorable quotes, and the utter carnage (and comedy) that erupted in the villa. The banter is relentless and full of hockey locker room energy, but also delivers savvy reality TV analysis, hot takes, and plenty of inside jokes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Casa Amor Chaos & Casting

• The Arrival: The crew is hyped for Casa Amor, calling it the “merge” of Love Island (03:03), and emphasizing the heartbreak for contestants who don't make it to this milestone.
• New Islanders: The boys mock the aesthetics of the new male cast, likening one to the “Giga Chad meme” (01:22–01:50), and rate the gender beauty imbalance.
• Danny's Take: "Six new very attractive women, but 12 unbelievably ugly men." (01:09, Danny)
• Survivor Crossover: Dan compares making it to Casa to making the 'merge' on Survivor.

2. Notable Villa Relationships & Character Dives

Caleb and Casey Analysis

• Caleb Called Out: Danny is “so anti Caleb” for performative chivalry, calling him “a performative gentleman” (05:46–05:47).
• Casey Goes Feral: Casey is called out for going wild during Casa, with the hosts dubbing his behavior as “full feral mode” (07:34, Sean).

Bromances and Real Connections

• Bryce & Zach: Their “bromance” comes up repeatedly in humorous, borderline suggestive terms, with speculation about the depth of their connection (05:52–06:11).
• Corbin Praised: "He’s probably the most real guy on the show," (18:59, Danny). The hosts commend Corbin's bluntness, his quick shift away from Kenzie, and how he handles drama.

Melanie & Sincere—The Hurricane Couple

• Toxic Perfection: The group is fascinated by the sincere yet dysfunctional connection between Melanie and Sincere, referring to them as a “hurricane” (12:43–15:30, mixed speakers).
• Pathological Liar: Sincere is called out for “performative vocab” and “saying things just to sound smart” (12:23–12:40, Danny).

Meltdown Moments and Loyalty Games

• Jen & Gall's Dead Air: The lack of chemistry in this forced couple is cited as one of the weakest pairings (86:30, Dan).
• Bryce & Trinity — The One True Pairing: Universally loved by the cast for their genuineness and humor. “I love him so much.” (90:31, Danny)

3. Production Decisions—Savage Moves

• Live Stream “Diabolical”: The producers’ decision to live stream Casa Amor shenanigans to the villa is hailed as “one of the most diabolically brilliant” moves ever (04:13, Sean).
• Postcard Drama: The postcard segment is debated, with Sean highlighting how it's more fair but still devastating (15:45–18:25).
• Physical Contests: The show’s sexualization and slimy group challenges come in for both criticism and laughs—“This is prostitution on stage” (05:03, Danny).

4. Memorable Quotes & Lingo

Notable Quotes / Moments

• On the Giga Chad: “This fucking Che guy looks like that meme...he’s Giga Che.” (01:39, Sean)
• Sincere’s Language Fails: "When Sincere said epitome..." (10:51, Sean), and “He really wanted to 'emerge' himself in this experience” (12:04, Sean).
• Girl Power, TT Style: Danny on TT: “I’ve never fallen more in love with a woman faster than I did with TT.” (21:04)
• Trinity on Bryce: "I've never seen a white dick. It was cute." (50:00, Danny & Trinity, retelling)
• French Frying & Villa Lingo: New terms emerge: “French fries” = fingering (47:43), “DJ board” = classic euphemism.

Critiques:

• On Kenzie: “Kenzie wants a slice. Kenzie wants to get to know everybody. Her type is cowboys and...they brought a fake cowboy in.” (20:06, Danny)
• On Sincere: “He is a pathological liar to his core.” (37:13, Danny)
• On Melanie’s Self-Sabotage: “She’d rather have the moral currency to have someone indebted to her because they’ve wronged her than start fresh.” (13:53, Evan)

5. Gameplay & Strategy Commentary

• Contestants from Casa who've watched the show have an advantage but often fail to capitalize (38:16–38:44).
• The group speculates on strategic moves: keeping the most drama-filled players ensures longevity (“That’s their fastball”—67:28, Danny).

6. Production Controversy

• Alana is 'scrubbed' from the show after a racist incident surfaced, prompting discussion about casting, editing, and accountability in reality TV (24:46–26:47).

7. Awards & Superlatives:

Best Friends

• Corbin and Bryce are most picked by the hosts for their authenticity and humor (74:47–75:22).

Top/Villain Couples

• Bryce & Trinity: Hands down the group’s favorite (89:32–92:00).
• Melanie & Sincere and Jen & Gall are the consensus bottom couples, with dire chemistry and red flags (85:59–87:06).
• Biggest Villains: Anaya (for self-sabotage and dragging others into it), Sincere (for manipulation and “performative vocab”), and Kenzie (for vindictive recoupling behavior) (83:29–85:24).

Quote of the Week

• “When Sincere said epitome...” (10:51, Sean)—the running joke for utterly misused vocabulary.
• “I’ve never seen a white dick. It was cute.” (50:06, Trinity via Danny)

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Notable Timestamps

• 01:09–01:39: Danny and Sean on the wild looks of the Casa Amor men
• 05:03–05:10: Danny on the sexualization and hypocrisy of the show
• 10:51–12:04: Sincere’s language gaffes (“epitome” and “emerge”)
• 15:38–18:25: The postcard, live feeds, and emotional damage
• 21:01–22:16: TT’s badassery during villa drama
• 24:54–26:47: Alana’s racist video scandal and reality TV accountability
• 37:13–38:07: Sincere as “pathological liar”
• 50:00–50:12: Trinity’s hilarious first white penis comment
• 74:47–75:22: Best friend awards—Corbin and Bryce
• 89:32–92:00: Bryce & Trinity’s reunion and couple superlative
• 94:15–94:27: Missing last episode’s epic “eat my ass” moment from Sol
• 98:09–98:21: Live voting and audience engagement

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Style & Tone

Fast, unfiltered, and sardonic. The hosts channel hockey locker room energy with a foundation of actual sharp analysis and self-aware social critique. The language is explicit, intentionally provocative, and often hysterically self-deprecating, embracing the absurdity of both Love Island and the podcast format itself.

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Listener Takeaways

• If you missed Week 4, expect chaos, sexually charged games, betrayals, and plenty of meme-worthy moments. Live feeds and diabolical postcards fuel emotional explosions.
• Key dynamics: Bryce & Trinity are fan (and host) favorites for their genuine connection and humor; Melanie & Sincere embody toxic love; Corbin emerges as MVP for his unfiltered honesty.
• Trending inside jokes: Giga Chad, French frying, performative vocabulary, and the momentousness of friendship—shown by dick jokes and “best friend” awards.
• Show critique: The episode is as much a roast of the Love Island format as it is an affectionate celebration; production manipulations, archetypal contestants, and casting fiascos are all fair game.
• To enjoy the show or podcast: Gather your friends (hockey bros or not), embrace the mess, and join the conversation in real-time—Love Island is best as a communal sport.

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Closing Sentiment

A hilarious, fast-paced, and wildly insightful roller coaster through Love Island USA’s Week 4—best consumed with friends, good humor, and a taste for reality TV carnage. As Sean puts it:

"This is why we play...This is truly why we watch this show." (01:06)

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Empty Netters will be back next week. Until then, “skate hard” (or just keep splitting on the villa floor like Kenzie).

Transcript

[Sean]

Foreign. We are back. We are in person. We are joined by an extra and we are going deep, deep into Love Island USA season eight. We are joined by Danny from who's next?

[Danny]

Four and a half hours minimum.

[Dan]

Minimum.

[Danny]

Let's dive a lot, man. I mean, a lot to unpack.

[Dan]

We have a lot to unpack.

[Sean]

What are we doing, Sean? The last. Like, we just watched what, six more episodes?

[Evan]

Yeah, it's been a few.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

Because Sunday through Friday.

[Evan]

Right, Right.

[Dan]

It was the start. Was Casa Amore like that's.

[Sean]

Yeah, yeah. We. We are. We are reviewing all of Casa Amore and what happened in the villa here. New gals, new guys, tons of shit. I have to go to the airport, so I'm going to cut out.

[Dan]

Yeah, we're gonna give. Dan's gonna give us as much as.

[Sean]

I'm gonna give you as much bummer as I can.

[Evan]

More has happened in the last five episodes.

[Sean]

I. I could not be more devastated about missing what I'm about to miss. But we need to jump head first into everything that has gone on and at Casa Amore and at the villa. Put it this way, this week for me, makes everything worth it.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

This is why we play.

[Dan]

This is why we play.

[Sean]

This is truly why we watch this show.

[Danny]

Totally forgot the World cup was going on today. It was immersed in this show. Now listen, six new very attractive women, but 12 unbelievably ugly men.

[Dan]

Got a deal for those girls. What about Carl?

[Danny]

Every. It's like every year with this casa Casa More lineup. These dudes are just.

[Evan]

No, one of those guys look like the. We were saying. Looks like the meme. The g Gachad. Yeah, he's gigachad. Her perfectly angular beard.

[Danny]

Yeah, if you're into that.

[Evan]

The only guy I've ever seen with lip filler.

[Dan]

You just love Zach so much though.

[Danny]

Dude, Zach looks like he's out of Prince of Egypt.

[Dan]

He does.

[Danny]

He looks like biblical character.

[Sean]

He looks like a biblical character. It's true. John, I'm so glad you said that because I was texting Dan or I was with Danny the other day and I was like, this fucking Che guy looks like that meme. And I looked it up and it's gigachad. And I was like, he's giga che.

[Dan]

He's giga ch.

[Sean]

I can't believe no one. If that's not online, we are starting it right now because he literally is giga Che.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

It's unbelievable. The.

[Dan]

The one thing that really.

[Danny]

Turned her to the crimson chin.

[Sean]

So this was it, like last episode before Started with. Or no, I don't know. But either way we're in Casa more. Or we. The. They think we were going to have the. The Hearts on Fire.

[Dan]

Yeah. And then they go boom.

[Evan]

Which I didn't know what that was cuz I haven't watched the show before. What is.

[Sean]

I don't know if that's a thing. And commenters.

[Danny]

Pulse thing.

[Sean]

Yeah. Viewers let us know if Hearts on Fire had something.

[Dan]

Yeah, it was the pulse thing.

[Sean]

It was the intro.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Evan]

That they did later with their own. They were going to do. They thought they were going to do with each other. With each other.

[Sean]

But then they sent the boys to Casa More.

[Evan]

Right. Which really sucks for the girls because they get all dressed up and ready and brutal and the guys just have to put on like a fireman suit and they're done. But the girls have to put in a lot more work. Yeah.

[Danny]

I think Zach shaved his legs.

[Dan]

Oh, 100%. He shaved everything.

[Sean]

Well, he says. He said that when he first intro, he was like, I like being hairless.

[Evan]

Yeah. He's hydrodynamic.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

Yeah. This guy's probably a great.

[Dan]

My first thought when we. When I realized, I mean, we saw the preview that we going to have Casa, but my first thought was when we got to Casa because I wrote I don't know if you guys watch Survivor at all, but I've been watching

[Danny]

a little bit lately.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And it's such a thing to get to the merge. Like you're separate tribes and then there's a merge. So for all the contestants, it's like if you get voted out, it just sucks if you didn't get to the merge. And I'm realizing now, watching this show, getting to Casa is a big deal. Getting voted out before Casa is a dagger because how was your experience? And you go, I didn't make it to Casa.

[Danny]

If you think your boy Gabe, dude.

[Dan]

So this is what I was going to say. I cannot believe I was robbed of Gabe at casa.

[Evan]

You would. You said a great thing earlier about Signs.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, I did. You know, I said, you know the scene in Signs when Joaquin Phoenix sees the news and he goes.

[Evan]

He goes.

[Sean]

Oh.

[Dan]

I go, that would have been the girls watching the live stream of Gabe. Like, they would have cut. They would have turned that TV on and Gabe is choking someone out spitting.

[Danny]

He would have got. He would have got kicked out. It would have been first girl smack.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

So true.

[Danny]

Starts making out with her. The.

[Sean]

The we.

[Danny]

And he gets removed. Next episode game has been removed.

[Sean]

Correct for no for no particular reason. No particular reason.

[Danny]

He did. Gabe is now gone subtly, you know,

[Dan]

has been removed from the show.

[Evan]

Like most things he did were illegal in the.

[Danny]

Yeah, he physically harassed.

[Evan]

It's only legal in Fiji. He's.

[Sean]

He's fine.

[Danny]

Arian Maddox has to sue him because behind the scenes he was like. Yeah, he was a problem.

[Evan]

We.

[Sean]

We get Takasa more. Six lovely new ladies come in, do a dance, some kissing on all of the guys. And the producer decision to have this live streamed for all of the girls back in the villa was one of the most diabolically brilliant things I've ever seen.

[Danny]

Kind of gross, man.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

This show is taking.

[Sean]

It was savage. It was savage behavior.

[Evan]

I mean they got to be getting strep throat and everything, you know, said

[Dan]

about the last in line, last girl, last dude. Right. Because the girls come in, they make out with every dude down the line. The sixth girl to come in, whoever the sixth dude was. That is so much petri dish like that make out. There has been every permutation of makeout ever. That's what I mean.

[Evan]

Like, oh, Caleb was first in the line, wasn't he?

[Dan]

I think so.

[Evan]

Which I'm glad. Cuz he didn't have to. He wasn't getting anyone sloppy sex.

[Danny]

Way to Caleb.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Because that's. That is a true thing about. This is the sluttiest, most prostitute based like this show is. This show is prostitution on stage.

[Evan]

This is ISIS recruitment footage. This is.

[Danny]

It gets more sexualized every season.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Danny]

For you to sit here and be like, I'm a big gentleman. You know, I buy girls flowers and I keep wanting to know when to buy the next and then to go on Love Island.

[Dan]

Yep. Dude, I. I love this take.

[Sean]

You are anti Caleb.

[Danny]

I'm so anti Caleb because just be yourself. There's that one clip him sitting with Sol after they get the recoupling and they both get out of their couples and like they're. She's sitting with Sol and like, you want to go eat some cookies? And soul, like gets up and he's like, yeah, get your ass up. It's like Caleb.

[Dan]

Dude. Dude, no, he's on something here, I wrote this down too.

[Evan]

Dude, he's.

[Dan]

He's, he's, he's acting.

[Danny]

He's a performative gentleman.

[Dan]

You don't.

[Sean]

You think all of them are.

[Dan]

No, no, I think he's Casey.

[Danny]

Being himself.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean]

Actually being himself.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Zach is being Bryce.

[Dan]

Bryce.

[Evan]

Bryce. Bryce and Zach have something in the closet for sure.

[Sean]

Yes, they have the Most beautiful bromance of all time.

[Evan]

There might be more bromance. Might be putting it gently.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean]

Maybe just take the bee off there.

[Danny]

Yeah. Zach would have went to. Took Bryce to the hideaway. Okay.

[Dan]

Yeah, he could have. If he could have.

[Danny]

I don't think Bryce. Zach. Bryce doesn't feel the same way Zach does. But Zach looks at Bryson is like, man, if I could distress you not

[Evan]

to jump ahead too far. In our last episode that we just watched when Bryce walked out, you know who was more excited than Casey was Zach.

[Danny]

Dude, he was. When Bryce was talking to Trinity, Zach was sitting there like, is he looking at me beaming?

[Dan]

That actually was.

[Sean]

Honestly, I wish that we could have had a cast on more. Situation where the guys get separated to see the look on Zach and Bryce's face when they come back to each other.

[Evan]

Edits yet people making. Yeah. Where? Yeah, I mean, they're there.

[Danny]

Tony's one side.

[Dan]

Beautiful.

[Sean]

It's beautiful.

[Danny]

Rice thinks this is my homie Zach. Like, no, dude, I can't wait.

[Dan]

Like, yeah, yeah, dude, Once we get out of here. Once we get out of here, things will be different.

[Sean]

But speaking of Casey and Corbin, instantly in that hearts on fire. I feel like we were all like this. Well, these two are absolutely moving.

[Dan]

Did you go? You go. This is 100. Correct. Because Corbin. Corbin is very hot. And all the girl. All the new girls think Corbin is very hot. So he was cleaning up in that make outline. But, dude, Casey, Dan. This is a Dan line. Casey, go. Casey, literally. I think maybe you said this where it's like, God, don't discuss a fucking camera on them. Some of the shit they're saying. I'm like, you're being recorded, dude. Casey literally forget. Fuck a camera, dude. He thought he walked into the strip club when they came out. He's literally, dude, spanking ass going crazy. And I was like, dude, I know he didn't know they were being live streamed, but I'm like, you know, this is on TV though. This is insane.

[Sean]

Casey went full feral mode and was like, I'm. I'm at 11 in Miami. Finally, I am at a strip club.

[Danny]

That's what an insecure woman will do to you.

[Dan]

Correct.

[Sean]

It was just the.

[Dan]

Even on him. It's on Anaya.

[Sean]

The two of them were fully out of control. It was pretty special. But I couldn't believe. I mean, we were. It was like Tuesday's episode, maybe even Mondays. And I was like, Monday does not give a about Kenzie, dude.

[Dan]

The.

[Sean]

It was insane. It was as if he Was getting piped lines to be as completely disconnected as possible.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Sean]

It was remarkable.

[Dan]

It was savage, dude. And, and I guess like you watch the show all the time. Is it, is it, does it always go that way? Are there dudes that are just like the villa girls when they go to casa?

[Danny]

Oh, dude, season six was cinema. Because every single guy, they were all in like really good couples.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Every single guy went and just acted a fool. And none of the girls took home. Like none of the girls chose another dude.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So they all came back and they all just, they all got yelled at and they ended up going back to. It was soon. They all ended up going back to their masters.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah. Correct.

[Danny]

They all were good dudes.

[Dan]

They just thought like, oh, we were having good time.

[Evan]

So they didn't wait. So. So all the girls decided to stay loyal. And then. And then when the guys came back with their partners just all got bitched

[Danny]

at and a couple of them cried and it was like.

[Evan]

So did they just replace the entire female cast? Was it just like all new people?

[Danny]

All the new girls got phased out pretty quick because, you know, because they got whipped. Cuz they, they were like, I, I, I actually do like you, dude.

[Dan]

I think that I wrote down, I wrote this later. But I was like, God, I wish they almost go to casa. Too late. Cuz they are pretty coupled up. Like I wish they went to casa. That's what a little bit earlier. Because then there would be more breakups.

[Danny]

But no devastation.

[Dan]

But no devastation. You need the devastation. Yeah, you're right.

[Evan]

How little devastation there was. I mean the devastation was there. It was, there was a lot of it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Evan]

You know, but I was surprised that so many couples just were aligned in whether they were working or not.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

When a girl like Anaya bites off a grenade and just keeps it in her mouth. Yeah, you're gonna get some devastation.

[Dan]

There's gonna be splatter, there's gonna be throw it. Get rid of it, girl. There's a blast radio.

[Danny]

Right. Like it didn't. She could have avoided all that and got got with the guy who knew three languages and was six, eight. Dude, he's crying. He has to go home. That's the real victim.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

The logic that both. The, both times when our. What's her name?

[Dan]

Melanie.

[Evan]

Melanie as well. So they both went. You're perfect. You're everything I want. Couldn't be any better. This is a dream come true. Oh man. But I'm not gonna pick you. I'm pick the guy who I have Problems with.

[Sean]

That was tough. That was tough to see because I've

[Evan]

known him for three whole weeks.

[Sean]

Sean. How about the times where they kept church chirping these guys for like after three days. And I'm like, this at three days versus, like, let's be honest, what is it at max? 20 days.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

It's not that crazy.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Sean]

Like, it's not that crazy, but I understand it. I feel like we can spend literally four hours here on this last day. So I just want to jump to a couple of the moments inside Casimore.

[Dan]

Yeah. Because I want you to get some

[Sean]

out some of our favorite quotes. I'm not going to make it to the award, so I just. I have to pop in here. I. I understand this has been memed to death already on online, but when sincere said epitome,

[Dan]

I don't know, trying

[Sean]

to say epitome, he was like. He was like talking about something and he was like, yeah, I mean, that's just like, he want to say, that's the epitome of like, blah, blah, blah. And he goes, it's the, you know, like the epitome. And I'm like, how do you even make that mistake? When did you read that word?

[Evan]

Yeah. And you understood you're using, like a level 2 rarity word for a level 5 common replacement. It's. This is crazy.

[Sean]

It was when I heard epitome come out of his mouth, I was like, excuse me? And then I was like, I rewound it. And then the subtitles popped up and I was like, oh, my God.

[Dan]

Oh, my God.

[Sean]

This man's trying to say.

[Evan]

I. I will embarrass myself and say, I don't actually know what epitome means.

[Sean]

Do you? You mean epitome?

[Danny]

No, I know what epitome means.

[Evan]

I don't know what word.

[Sean]

I don't think it is a word. That's what I'm saying, guys.

[Evan]

My. My high school English teacher gave us that as a. As a word of the day and said, epitome.

[Dan]

Incredible.

[Evan]

And we all looked at each other in high school and we were like, it's a pity. He's absolutely wrong.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Evan]

What the fuck?

[Sean]

Well, this is what I'm saying, Sean. It's as if he were reading aloud to a class. He got to the word epitome and he said, epitome. You're right. I don't even understand how he made that mistake. It's so impressive.

[Danny]

Only ever read it?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Ever said it or heard.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

Maybe it just has premium English that's like how you're potentially pronounced. 1750. That's how it was pronounced.

[Sean]

Yeah. Because then later in the. I believe the same episode, maybe it was the next one. He was. He's talking about Casa More and how he was like, you know, I really wanted to go through this. And he goes, you know, I really wanted to emerge myself in this experience instead of immerse. And I was like, sincere, you're the gift that keeps on giving.

[Evan]

My caught.

[Sean]

That was really funny.

[Danny]

Performative vocab.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I've met 30 sincere throughout my life.

[Sean]

Yeah, you keep saying that, dude.

[Danny]

Hey. Well, because I used to live with sincere. Worst per. You know, these pathological liars, these guys who can just talk to them these way. They're way out of anything.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And they look up vocab words to make them seem more intelligent. This guy's never lost an argument in his life.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's why he talks the way he does.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And, you know, that's why him and Melanie are perfect for each other.

[Sean]

Yeah. They are.

[Evan]

Of a real.

[Sean]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they are. Listen, they're. They're a hurricane, the two of them together.

[Evan]

And.

[Sean]

And it's. I mean, I understand the chaos attracts each other.

[Danny]

Said it's like a. Those. The death circle that the birds do.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Danny]

When they lock arms and they just go all the way down together.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Danny]

She would follow that man.

[Dan]

Yeah. Into the pits of hell. But as.

[Sean]

As we learned. So he would do the same.

[Danny]

You know what? I think he'd fucking turn the other way.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Because he. Me too.

[Danny]

She went first. Sincere would go. Shall not jump.

[Sean]

I said, we're jumping ahead here. But I said, if. If this man walks out with Amora right now, it will be just the most. It'll be. It'll. It'll complete the greatest villain arc ever from him.

[Danny]

But he knows what he's doing.

[Sean]

But I'm. Now I think I was wrong. I think if they got through this and then a bombshell comes in and he leaves her for a bombshell, it will actually be the most villainous moment.

[Evan]

I'm more. More mad at Melanie choosing sincere and then only to go ballistic at sincere and calm. Such a. She deserves better. It's like if you know you deserve better and everyone's telling you deserve better, and when he comes out, you're telling him that you deserve better. Why didn't you take the better?

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You know, it was a.

[Sean]

That was a crazy. Like, she went Mach 10.

[Evan]

It's like she rather. She rather have the Moral currency to have someone indebted to her because they've wronged her than to have a whole new person altogether.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Evan]

And start fresh.

[Danny]

She riles herself up and it's fun to see, dude. She was like, oh. She started talking faster and kind of feeling herself. And then I was like, holy.

[Dan]

And the head gets going.

[Danny]

But she starts MF in this.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And, like, she sure did mad for sure. Surprised.

[Evan]

No. Right.

[Danny]

We saw this, like, episode 12 when she was being a dick to kata.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Because Kate or sincere pulled Kada for a chick.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

And then all of a sudden, Kate is Kabaya, remember?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

They went. Bea called her out and they. She went scorched her thing.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

She was like, then everything's fine, or whatever. She gave her that smile that pretty much told the audience, like, this is crazy. Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yes, dude.

[Danny]

She is the best kind of crazy, dude.

[Dan]

Well, did you see? Since she's going. She's mf in him, and he's like this. You see the lips turn up, dude. And I'm like, he likes it. He likes it.

[Danny]

I love Melanie. I wish the best for her. But if we. If sincere passes away suddenly.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

We know who did it. And vice versa.

[Sean]

I don't know if anyone in this room ever watched Californication.

[Danny]

Those two are.

[Sean]

But if not Sean, I feel like you haven't.

[Evan]

No.

[Sean]

In that show, David Duchovny and his wife have a very tumultuous relationship throughout, I believe, eight seasons of the show. And the show ends with him showing up after. It feels like they are actually done for good. And he shows up and she jumps in his car, and he puts his hand out and he goes till the wheels fall off, baby. That is these two. They're like, we are going to crash and burn, but we're gonna do it together. And I think there's something lovely about that.

[Danny]

It almost turns you on a little bit.

[Dan]

I think it does turn them on.

[Danny]

Ye. Well, just. Just as hearing that, I'm like, I'm rooting for a couple. Like, it's just like, that's perfect. That's beautiful.

[Sean]

What did you guys think about the mailbox moment?

[Dan]

Which one? The postcard. Or I guess that was the only one.

[Sean]

Yeah, yeah, the postcard. Where they got to see the photos of each other.

[Dan]

The post.

[Sean]

Because one moment of that stuck out to me and was truly hilarious.

[Dan]

Well, I'll say about the structure of it is the postcard was more fair to me than the live stream, because the live stream was unidirectional and because of the audio of the live. Because the boys. If it was just a video silent of the boys making out, I would have fel better about it. But the fact that you got the locker room talk, because they just think

[Danny]

they're with the fellas.

[Dan]

And he's like, this Kenzie dead, bro. And I'm like, dude, I don't think he went.

[Sean]

When they brought up, I'm into blondes now. And Zach was like, this is a joke.

[Dan]

And they're like, you and their jokes. And they're like, joe, sorry.

[Evan]

Like, you. You can. I mean, you can definitely. With the combination of the live stream and then followed up with the photos, it's like, okay, so that's that girl. That was the angel girl. This is the day that they first met. The kiss, blah, blah. What was worse, I thought was the. The guys who actually haven't seen any of the guys except for when they were on a dis. Like 12 of them on a boat from a distance. And next thing it's like, well, I can't even see this guy's face. Just the back of his head. He looks like he has a strong neck. Like, it's kind of like. It's so much worse. And then it's worse again. When they were doing the challenge where they couldn't even see what their couple was doing with the new person, you just see how hot they're getting, and you're like, fuck, if we were doing this and they beat us, and I can't even see or know the person that they're doing it with. Like, that's. That's a lot rougher, I think.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And that was totally rigged, right?

[Evan]

Like, that was definitely rigged.

[Dan]

That was not like, how did we pinch them off?

[Sean]

Like a heart rate challenge. And it just wasn't like they clearly. They made it a tie at the end and they're like, now everyone dances.

[Evan]

A producer going, what way can I make this most?

[Dan]

And which couple would get the most insecure about the other team losing?

[Evan]

Exactly.

[Dan]

What were you gonna say about the

[Sean]

postcard in that moment? There is. There were a lot of emotions for the gals. Kada obviously sees Zach kissing. She gets really up. She was balling, crying.

[Dan]

Dude, you need to chill.

[Sean]

I. You know what, dude, I need you to chill when you speak about Keda, because I. That was a. That was a devastating moment for her. I love her, and those emotions are real. And she is a true, kind, and wonderful person. She was able to resist gigache, dude.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

Okay. K is Perfect.

[Danny]

She also, she's too perfect to be moving like this.

[Dan]

But yeah, agree.

[Sean]

We then see the guy gave it up and I actually, I poo pooed most of the guys in that moment other than Bryce. Like Bryce, Bryce's photo was licking a toe, which was clearly the challenge. He then sees Trinity. I think she had one kiss or something.

[Evan]

It was in the photo booth. Yeah. Which he had about.

[Sean]

Bryce was like for days before this talking about. He was like, I don't even like, like being here, dude, I'm not having fun. I want to go back to Trinity. And then he had to see that I was crush.

[Danny]

Me too.

[Dan]

That was awful.

[Sean]

But there was one moment where Casey was like talking about being pissed about like Anaya having her leg up in like one of the challenge moments. And I was like, dude, you have fully moved on. Shut up, Casey, you're not allowed to be upset. But the moment that stuck out to me, everyone's looking at these photos, reacting, getting all upset and Corbin just like kind of looks up like this, like kind of catches a glimpse of him and he's like whatever. And then goes and kisses Parmita. Just like kissed her immediately.

[Dan]

It was just like he.

[Sean]

The way there was another moment. They're all in the dressing room. Someone was like, Corbin, are you like,

[Dan]

do you feel any way?

[Sean]

And he's like, not, not at all. He was like, I'm happy for her, dude. I hope she's, I hope she's found someone like I have.

[Danny]

He's probably the most real guy on the show. Most regular dude on the show.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And do anything. It's just like I've known this girl for a week. We aren't, we don't know any, like, we are not the same person at all. We find each other attractive because we're both hot. The moment I find somebody I can laugh with, I'm out of here. Cuz she is not very smart.

[Dan]

You know what I liked actually he had a comment and I've always wondered if this happens behind the scenes. But over in Castle, the guys were asking him like, dude, you've moved on from Kenzie really fast. And he was like, well, dude, there's been a bunch of red flags. I just haven't been saying them out loud. But I've been sitting. Yeah. He's like, I've been sitting here thinking I don't like Kenzie that much. I'm just not yelling it. So.

[Danny]

Yeah. Embarrass her either.

[Dan]

Yes. He's like, good day perfectly. Yeah. But then he did Embarrass.

[Danny]

But he could have been so much worse about it. Like, oh, yeah, the moment he got with her, he could. And he also is like, I think Corbin's one of the smarter dudes on the show too, because Kenzie's. Her history has been she has one bad experience with a guy, it's normally one, like the guy is with her for one day, leaves her, and then she throws a fit and all of a sudden, like, he's an enemy and they get dropped.

[Dan]

Literally.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's probably like, I'm not into her that much, but like, we're gonna keep like. I think he's. He knows what he's doing. He didn't like, lead her on and play her. I think he at one point was attracted to her.

[Dan]

And yeah, he probably still is attracted to her.

[Sean]

He's just.

[Danny]

But it's just like, come on. I can't. You know, he's given her so many chances and she just. She also too. She. She has the history. She's just like, Gabe, the guy said it. Every new bombshell that walks in, Kenzie wants a slice. Kenzie wants to get to know everybody. Her type is cowboys. And unfortunately they brought a fake cowboy boy in.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

But if when they do bring a real cowboy in, which honestly, the reason she likes Corbin so much is because he's the regular dude. Like, yes, dude probably has a high body count, but he's the most, like, he's the only one that's like, truly being himself.

[Dan]

And because the other girls are all like, Corbin, so hot. Like, remember that workout episode when they're

[Sean]

like, they're literally all just like, every

[Dan]

girl there thinks Corbin's the hottest dude. So Kenzie's like, it's clout chase.

[Danny]

She's like, I. I'm the queen of the village cuz I have the king off now. Corbin came back with a new queen. Honestly, the girls, they brought back, bro. Kudos to those ladies. Y the arm scratching for tt, TT

[Sean]

Felt like I thought TT Was about to beat the out of everyone there. That was scary. I was actually like nervous and uncomfortable in that moment.

[Danny]

I was like, they keep talking to

[Sean]

TT she's going to go crazy.

[Danny]

I've never fallen more in love with a woman faster than I did with TT Cuz she was right there. She, at one point, she was like this.

[Dan]

She was,

[Danny]

do I Want to be 5? All these women for talking to me like this.

[Dan]

That's their chin.

[Danny]

She's like, she's six two.

[Dan]

Yeah. She's towering over Casey first Of all.

[Danny]

She spit on Casey. Casey be like, oh, is it raining?

[Dan]

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

She's a big girl.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Sean]

As in, like, she's a strong, tall woman. Like, she was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

I did not. Honestly, I kind of had mixed emotions because it was also firing me up to see her go at the girls like that. But she was also going at Trinity and I was like. And Trinity was asking for. They were going at each other and

[Sean]

I was like, I actually think those two are go. I'm very excited for Sunday's episode because I. I think those two are going to have of a ton chat and

[Danny]

it's gonna be very mature.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Sean]

I think they're gonna make up because I think Trinity is unbelievable. I think she's a perfect woman. And I think right in that moment, she was standing up for her girls and I think she was fighting the way she knows how to fight. But I also saw her nodding a few times and I think she was like, I respect tt.

[Danny]

When first she knew, like, she respected it.

[Sean]

And when TT was like, well, I'm talking to you. I think Trinity was like, you know what? I respect that line, but I'm gonna keep fighting for my girl here. I think they're gonna have a great reckoning because I think those two are wonderful.

[Danny]

Re. Tweet everything you just said, nail on the head. They're going to talk, like, next episode and they're going to be the best of friends.

[Sean]

Yeah. Like, I think Trinity's going to be like, I just want you to understand where I'm coming from. I had to have my girls back. And I think TT is going to be like this. I totally understand the same thing.

[Danny]

It'll probably happen after Anaya gets dumped.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Danny]

Because she can't do it when. Not in front of an eye. And I is going to be like, what were you talking to her about?

[Sean]

Yeah, it's so true.

[Danny]

Right after she's, you know, true. Oh, me, me again. It's like, Anaya, you're. You're a very attractive woman. Just stand up to for yourself too. You're. You're a big, like, you're an independent woman.

[Dan]

You like.

[Danny]

And she's beautiful. Her Instagram's unbelievable. I saw it on Twitter.

[Dan]

But.

[Danny]

But like the way she's been moving, that's letting a dude just like completely run all over her.

[Evan]

And.

[Danny]

And honestly, like, she villainized Casey. Now everybody hates Casey. He really didn't do anything wrong because she. Her confidence was in the gutter and now makes him look like a big villain once she's gone. Nail on the head, Dan. Those two are going to be the best duo of all time. It's going to be like Kobe and Shaq, dude.

[Dan]

And we were talking about when Parmita came in. Parmita. First of all, Sean and I are in the corner. Like, Parmita and Corbin are the two hottest people on the show.

[Danny]

And now obviously they're.

[Dan]

They're banging each other, but they know each other already. Yeah, yeah. And they were like, we dm.

[Sean]

That's right.

[Dan]

They did know.

[Sean]

Like, they were like, we DM'd about meeting up in Miami.

[Dan]

But wasn't it when she was a whole group chat?

[Evan]

When you're a 10 out of 10, you get entered into a group chat.

[Dan]

Get a new phone. They're like, get a new phone.

[Evan]

You're like, this is.

[Dan]

You don't pay for anything, Sean.

[Sean]

I also loved how he's his. His pickup line was let's do a workout together. I was like, I bet you're gonna do a workout together, you guys. Come on.

[Dan]

But. But I thought she was dope too. When she was being like, you had you cut. You brought up that Zach line when they were like the blonde and she was like that. Who gives a white A lot of like, she was.

[Sean]

I mean, obviously they're coming from the sides of like, they just spent the time with the guys. They're now coupled with a guy. But every one of the girls complaints. She was like, will you guys calm down? Like, these are clearly just like in the moment comments. They're just guys being. I was like, dude, at one point

[Dan]

she said, direct quote, he was around his boys.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And I was like, marry me, dude. That is insane.

[Sean]

Grab the ring off Sandra's finger and

[Dan]

try to jump through the tv.

[Danny]

Also indirectly, those girls blowing up on him is telling the girl they're with that it's like a big. You, like, you're not real. You're invalidating our relationship. And we're about to be girl. Like, we're about to be friends on the show.

[Evan]

Show now.

[Danny]

So you cannot talk to me like this anymore.

[Evan]

I'm super curious as how this is going to work out. Is there going to be enclave of.

[Danny]

They're all gonna apologize.

[Sean]

I'm with you, Sean.

[Evan]

Like, do we have a villain divided enclave. There might be like a pack of girls together and in the of like the original cast and another pack of girls of the newer cast because they know what it was like over in Casa. These girls are awesome, but you Know there's one girl who's not in either pack because she disappeared entirely.

[Sean]

Oh, bro.

[Dan]

Insane.

[Sean]

Dude, I. I don't want to talk about that.

[Evan]

Well, do you want to talk about.

[Sean]

No, no. I don't think we're in the business of dancing on graves of all that. But she is gone.

[Evan]

All I want, she's gone.

[Dan]

Yeah. So, Alana, there was just an announcement off the show. I literally paused in real time. I don't know about you guys, because it comes so fast. I was like, wait, what the fuck? Yeah, I pause immediate Google. And then it's like, bang. She got old video scrub. She sent the Edward whatever.

[Danny]

They did it last year.

[Sean]

Dude, quick, on this note, I gotta go.

[Dan]

Oh, okay.

[Sean]

Hey, guys.

[Evan]

All right.

[Dan]

Do me proud. We will. We'll do an episode. What I will say to you two is Danny side over is a. Because this happened last year, dude, I think they need to do a better job scrubbing. Well, if it's like footprint, like it's

[Evan]

in like a Snapchat story or something that you can have access to. You can't find it. It's someone who knew her who had that story saved or something, I think.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Evan]

But the. I mean, it's just.

[Dan]

It's so hard.

[Evan]

You throw a rock into a pool of pretty people, it's going to hit a racist, you know?

[Dan]

But here's the thing, though. You, when you go back, she. Her not dancing on any of the black dudes when she got there is so tough. Like. Yeah, so. So.

[Evan]

So she like skips sincere was like, what?

[Dan]

She's like, nothing for you.

[Evan]

You were born with too much melanin, dude.

[Dan]

I remember making it like clocking that kind of being like, that was kind of weird. But now I'm like, yo, dude, that is an awful dude. I think that and leaving. I don't know the mechanics of when exactly people get dumped from the show or not. But now, dude, leaving Anaya on the show. And I'm sure they're gonna go because now there's an odd number, so they're gonna go, hey, there's two new dude bombshells. Like, maybe Anaya can find someone. Now she's not.

[Danny]

She's gonna be.

[Dan]

Is fucking. But it's. That's such a cop out to me, dude. Here was the recoupling. Like, you all had your chances. We had our prisoner's dilemma. You fucking lost. Good day. And not. Don't even get me started on how much better I think the show would be if she wasn't there. I Know, But I'm also like just, this is the game. This is the game. You have to go. That feels like she got off too easy to know.

[Danny]

She did.

[Dan]

She did.

[Danny]

I listen, Anaya has been ruining the show from the start and I. The reason I'm so upset, I lost

[Dan]

her the first week, remember?

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

She was like a fan choice. Yeah.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

The reason I am upset truly is because she is a force. Like she is not a square. She's not an ugly looking woman. She's got a lot of depth to her.

[Dan]

She cares.

[Danny]

She's a nice girl. She's beautiful. And she just continued to like. Casey pulled Soul for a chat for 30 seconds. First time he's ever even looked at other girl's way.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Danny]

Biggest mistake of his life after constant reassurance. And he said it tonight too. He was like, I nobody picked me at the start. Like you picked. Oh my gosh. That's the other thing. She picked sincere at the start.

[Dan]

Yeah. Because all. Cause KC said he likes plants.

[Evan]

Like which in fairness, red flag. Someone's like, do you like cats, dogs? Like I like plants. That's. Yeah, that's a very big red flag.

[Dan]

So tough.

[Evan]

But I think like you said, she's was our best friend. I still would put her as a best friend, just not as someone I'd like to be in a relationship with because she's so jealous.

[Danny]

Especially after tonight. He was, he was made to look like such a villain tonight. And the guy really has not done anything wrong.

[Dan]

Correct.

[Danny]

It was constant reassurance to Anaya the entire time since episode one. He constantly was like, hey, like I'm feeling you. Like he said that he did say his thing was physical touch and she refuses to touch him.

[Dan]

She's a grandma.

[Danny]

Because she a grandma still constantly tried to get to know her. He kept choosing her and kept getting to know her even after he didn't get chosen the first night by her.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Danny]

And then as soon as like he tries to pursue one goal girl within 30 seconds, she's over there. And she was disrespectful as about it. She was like, she like made him look dumb in front of Soul and he just was like okie dokie. Like he like didn't know how to respond to her just being like a total dick to him. Like they were wifed up within the first three days, dude.

[Dan]

And everyone on the show is sick of it, dude. She every, she turns every single like Trinity will be like talking to or Jen's talking.

[Evan]

Right.

[Dan]

And she's like, oh, Trinity, come here. Oh, my God. I don't know what to do about Gall. And then Anaya will walk by. So she's like, oh, come sit down. And she was like, I'm just telling Trinity. I don't know, dude, about G. And I was like, I know. So Casey and me and just. I'm like, shut the up.

[Danny]

Like, listen to somebody else.

[Dan]

Yeah, dude. Everyone else is doing. Dude, I actually got rattled. I know you love TT now because she put it on you.

[Danny]

Was like, she stood by. There was the first time anybody's ever stood by Casey.

[Dan]

But, dude, I didn't. Like night two, when Casey goes, I'm actually gonna sleep with Sidney tonight. TT Went full Anaya. Like, she was like, okay, do you. You know what? Fucking do you. And I was like, oh, my God.

[Evan]

That Casey's constantly stuck in these things. He's forced to be like. Like, mature and okay. Because he's dealing with people who are emotionally not as mature as he is.

[Danny]

And he was so good about, like, not making it a big deal and just kind of sticking through it with Anaya and choosing humor instead of confrontation.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So, like, he knew from the start she was a little over the top with, like, controlling him. So he just said, all right, I'm going to be more mature about it. Yeah, unfortunately, it was bound to blow up anyway, but. So, like, it was bound to blow up. It happened tonight.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Danny]

And I just really hope he doesn't get a ton of flack from the audience, even though he's.

[Dan]

Dude. Okay, so I have. I have some gameplay stuff for you guys. One, I thought Corey. I initially hated Corey. And it was no fault of his own. It was only because he was with Trinity. And I love Trinity and Bryce more than I love my own life.

[Danny]

So I was like, dude, perfect.

[Dan]

So I was like, I can't. I can't like you, Corey. But then he was like, all good. I don't even like Trinity. I like Melanie. And I was, okay. I'm all in on Corey now, Dude, gameplay wise. You're coming in Casa more. You're here for three days. They've been together three weeks. You know what you're doing, right? Like, actually, that's kind of why I got mad at Soul early, when she was like, I guess it wasn't her fault, but the Bombshell thing is a thing, right? It's a. It's a. This is how this game. Because I was pissed at her when she started bawling, crying when they pied her, and I was like, shut the up. Soul. But then she was like, I didn't do anything wrong.

[Danny]

Which she didn't. She didn't. And also it was weird of the dudes to, like, do that. She, like, like, first of all, she was getting so closed off. It was so clicky.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And then all of a sudden, like, if it was from the girls, that'd be one thing. It'd be like, okay, obviously, like, they're very insecure. Like, Soul's a perfect looking girl.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Like. Like that was one of the most unbelievable women I've ever seen in my life. And all the dudes felt the same way. Like, that's, I think, was a big thing too, for some of the guys. Was like, my Lord. Yeah, that woman is perfect looking. It would be so, like, obviously my partner would get up. She's like, oh, why do you want to talk to her? Because she's so. I think a lot of them were scared shitless. Like, Soul was too, when she walked off the show.

[Evan]

So right when she left as well. And she said her thing about, like, oh, it's couples Island. It's like, she's not wrong that everyone was locked in from day one, even to people that they didn't pick in, like, Casey's situation, which he said in tonight's episode, where he's like, nobody picked me the first day. Yeah. It's like, and now you're expected to be totally loyal to producers, matching you

[Danny]

guys up, a borderline stranger.

[Evan]

It's like an arranged marriage.

[Danny]

When he said tonight, he's like, you don't know me. And she was like, yes, I do, Casey. It's like, no, you do not. You don't. You don't know my family. You don't know anything. You know, very surface level things and honest to fuck, you know me the least out of any other couple because you don't talk to me. We just argue and then you go complain. It's either we argue like we haven't had a real conversation other than a scold of you telling me I'm too silly. And literally like four episodes.

[Evan]

Holy shit. Danny, where have you been on our Everybody else?

[Dan]

Yep.

[Danny]

Like, he did. Like, he's been. He's been treated like this whole time now. Like, they're going to get flipped. They're going to flip it to make Anaya look like the victim, when really the big victim is the three link, the bilingual Carl. Dude, Carl.

[Dan]

Yeah, okay.

[Danny]

Carl was crying.

[Dan]

Dude, Carl's. The cuts to Carl.

[Danny]

Can we talk about Carl?

[Dan]

But he's like, it's okay.

[Danny]

We should have all wore black.

[Dan]

We should all wear black.

[Danny]

Should be wearing black. Carl's funeral.

[Dan]

But yo. And that's another reason they should have jacked her. Because then Carl just goes home with her.

[Evan]

Like he literally. Yeah, they're just not going to get the money, but they're probably going to Instagram.

[Danny]

Do you know how to. How much little attraction she has for that man?

[Dan]

Correct. She. Well, that's her problem, dude, because you

[Danny]

understand how great their conversation was. So if she was normal, like, if she wasn't in her normal, like blinded self or Casey, I think Anaya pre show would have like been very enamored.

[Dan]

They were playing volleyball together.

[Evan]

But because she probably will as well now that Casey's on option. She's not doing it for the show.

[Danny]

But it's also too. She doesn't like Casey. It's the. It's the act of she. It's like it's. It's a battle within herself. It's nothing to do with Casey because she. She doesn't feel pretty enough because Casey didn't choose her. It's not because she's in love with Casey. It could be any guy. So now that Casey didn't choose her, like, she wants to reverse it in her head and be like, I need to get him, I need to get him, I need to get him. Because if I don't, I'm not pretty enough.

[Dan]

But you get the bilingual guy who

[Danny]

chose you, who in reality she was probably. She'd be way more into. Yeah, this guy's way more like, like her style and speed. But because she's so like, it's just Casey. Because Casey didn't choose her. Not because she's into Casey.

[Dan]

And they were compatible from the very beginning.

[Danny]

If Carl hadn't chose her at the start, it'd be vice versa.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

It's just the guy who didn't choose her. Yep. It's a blank face.

[Dan]

I'm. I was going to say something else earlier. I'll save that now because this is my second gameplay question. If you are Anaya, and I guess this kind of got ruined because they didn't dump her, which I thought they.

[Danny]

If I was Anaya, man, you rule the world. I would rule the world.

[Dan]

So, dude, if you're Anaya, you. I guess she. You're both going to tell me she didn't know. But you know, Casey is picking someone.

[Danny]

She did.

[Dan]

So just hear me out, though. Just hear me out.

[Danny]

Oh, you're right. You're right. You're Right.

[Dan]

No, you know, know, Casey is picking someone. He's coming back with a girl. You know this, but deep in your heart, you want to fight for him still. Pick a guy so you can stay on the show, and then when he comes back, you go, dude, I picked the guy because I knew you were going to fucking take tt. Let's have a fucking conversation. I still have feelings for you. How do you feel?

[Evan]

And it's the.

[Dan]

It's the Melanie sincere and soul thing where he goes, wow, you're right. I'm coming back. Like, take a guy and now you're fine.

[Danny]

But, you know, but, you know, the fuck part is it's so easy for us because there's no feelings involved.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

If we were in love with Casey the way she is, and they're just in love with the idea of Casey is what she is, we would sit there and it would all come down to like, I know he's coming back with somebody.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What if he doesn't?

[Dan]

And if you.

[Evan]

I was thinking when they're on the

[Danny]

couch and then I look like the dick, right?

[Dan]

Because if she. I said, daddy, if she took Carl and then out of safety and then Casey came back and she just falls to the floor.

[Danny]

Like, she just. Like she got stabbed, but she jumped. Jumps. She jumps off the villa into the water.

[Dan]

Yeah, it just. It just says. It just says, anaya is off the show. Like, she's dead, dude.

[Danny]

And I just. Yeah, she's swimming with the fishes.

[Evan]

I. When the guys came back, obviously they know what the situation is back on the. And you know, if they're coming out with a girl or by themselves. I was convinced because they're all sitting on the couch together. Like, you imagine Bryce or somebody would

[Danny]

be like, yo, you gotta. Yeah, dude.

[Dan]

He goes to me because he goes, why doesn't Bryce tap an eye?

[Danny]

Go take someone.

[Dan]

Like, I know what's. I got. Hey, hey, hey. Trick somebody.

[Danny]

Because the last guy that did you hear about the last guy that did that. What the producers did? No, exactly. Oh, around.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You cannot edit it. I fuck around a little bit.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

You.

[Danny]

I dare you to. I dare you.

[Evan]

Well, during all cameras everywhere during tonight's episode, the only time we were talking about how annoying it is that they keep using slime for the challenges, they should use slime for the eliminations. When someone's, like, bawling their eyes out just how much work the situation would get. You have a bucket of slime dropping on top of you while you're crying

[Danny]

over your heartbreak because they Sign all that paperwork, be on the show. Like, if you just hide that page. Like, page 13.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Subject to be slimed during elimination. That would focus randomly, just, like, boom.

[Evan]

And, like, play the Nickelodeon music and everything.

[Danny]

Like, come out with a little orange blimp.

[Evan]

Yeah. And pie and.

[Danny]

Yeah, that would, like, I would cry if I was on the show and a girl didn't chose me. And then I just got pied in the face. And everyone, like, the whole. All the contestants just, like, there's, like,

[Evan]

sound effects, like fart noises come in.

[Danny]

They hit a trap door, and I fall the way to my death.

[Dan]

God.

[Danny]

Mr.

[Dan]

Beast, dude.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Okay. Second gameplay thing. I want to ask or not ask. I just wanted to commend Corey. Dude, that is how you play the game when you are a casa person. Because the girls in casa were just being like, what's up? I feel you. Like, do you like me more than your girl? Which is kind of an uphill battle because the guys have, like, I've been with them three weeks. Weeks, right?

[Danny]

Yep.

[Dan]

Whereas Corey went dude jugular. When he got with Melanie. He was like this. Yo, you forget, I've been watching on TV for three weeks. Sincere is a scumbag. And I can see the. That they don't show you because I get to watch it on tv. I know it didn't quite work, but that. That was good.

[Evan]

Well, normally the, like, hey, hey, the guy you're with's, like, no good. I treat you a lot better. That's like a sleazy thing. But in this case, it was, like,

[Danny]

actually true and genuine.

[Dan]

You gotta get out out of that.

[Evan]

You got to get out of that.

[Dan]

Knows that about Sincere.

[Danny]

She. She's, like, confused on what he's saying, though. She doesn't understand he's a pathological liar. She just thinks he's a boy.

[Dan]

Yeah, right.

[Danny]

So, like, there's a huge difference. Like, he was trying to say, like, listen, like, whatever room Sincere's in, he is on that person's team. So, like, there is no. He's never going to have your back. Because whoever your enemy is, he will talk to them and he will agree with your, like, yeah, that's who this guy. Like, he is a pathological liar to his core.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Danny]

He has not said a single truthful thing on this show other than his, like, little weird quotes. And again, misquoted. Just, you know, misusing words is a very.

[Sean]

Danny goes.

[Dan]

Danny goes. Sincere thinks he's rolled all he does, dude.

[Danny]

Because every. When you're all awesome, especially when you're using wrong words. Like, this dude is. Performatively speaking. Like, he knows. Like he is. He's very careful and calculated with what he. With what he says. And like Soul saw right through it. His producers were like, that's our superstar. So, yeah, we gotta get Soul out. Yeah, yeah. That's musty tv. So the audience picks up too quick that he's a. Yep, you're correct.

[Evan]

Then you're 100%.

[Danny]

I feel like people get sold out. Gets all out.

[Evan]

I feel like people got on the. But I think the anti Sincere train pretty early though.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I think the Casa girls, the way the Casa girls moved around him even during the first, like when they were doing all the grinding stuff. Like. Yeah, normally, like. Like when the show first started, Sincere was one of the most sought after dudes because. Yeah, in reality, he is one of the most objectively attractive dudes. When they were in Casa, like, you could tell he was the sixth option.

[Dan]

Correct.

[Danny]

Because they. There's not obviously Melanie included.

[Dan]

Melanie will cut me.

[Danny]

Is a psychopath. They can see through, like, girls. Girls are better than the episodes. So, like, the dudes are all thinking,

[Evan]

like, it's got to be a superpower. When you enter into a social environment where you have seen the social environment, like, God. Where you've seen every interaction. You know, all the players like, everything.

[Danny]

We're getting dumped onto the islands after watching everything.

[Evan]

And we can. We know, okay, this person to play this person. I can do A, B, C and D. And this is their weaknesses. This, this is like their insecurities and everything else. It's actually shocking that more people from Casa didn't stay in the game considering the advantage that they have.

[Danny]

Exactly.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It almost makes you think, like some of these dudes are just doing push ups in their room all day and not watching the fucking show.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Come on, big dog. I guarantee you Gigachad was looking in the mirror being like, I'm the fucking man. Yep. I don't watch Love Island. I'm not gonna watch the show.

[Evan]

When you get kicked off of the show, which is bad for the girls from CASA who don't even get a scene of them getting eliminated. They just never get to be seen again.

[Dan]

Unfair.

[Evan]

Yeah, that sucks.

[Danny]

That is brutal. Yeah, that I think about it.

[Evan]

That really sucks. But it's like, what do you do with yourself after you've been like, the worst rejection of your life? Which, by the way, every girl you're ever going to date or every guy you're ever going to date in the future is Going to look you up and see you on Love island, and that's going to be like your thing. It's going to be so much harder for you to date people in the future. Like, what do you do with yourself for that evening? That drive home, stopping off at like, in and out.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Being like having the saddest double double by yourself.

[Danny]

And you have like 40k more followers on Instagram. Like, the clout's going to be all right. These people like Sean.

[Evan]

Well, not if you're a scum. Like, sincere is going to have not to call sincere scumbag, because again, it's reality tv.

[Dan]

These things are bad at it. Bad at it, bad at it.

[Danny]

Yeah, but the sincere is a scumbag.

[Evan]

Like, that's what the population's going to, going to conclude. And, you know, your, your dating life is kind of over if you're given a bad rep. Oh, yeah. A bad rap on, on a show.

[Danny]

Like, you know what I was gon say about what you said about the girls not being seen again, Sean? I think they did that because of, they killed them. The elimination of the other girl.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Danny]

Because that net, like, they probably would have brought them all out, but because of. Yeah, they just kind of like, we're just moving on.

[Dan]

We'll do it this way and that's the way they, like, can hide it. We'll hide this side of it because it doesn't matter.

[Danny]

Yeah, but yeah, go it like, yeah, 100. Like, I, I, I don't know. I don't know.

[Evan]

Do you think they got slimed off camera?

[Dan]

I, I can only hope, dude. I can only.

[Danny]

They're like, contracting, actually.

[Evan]

You have to get. They give you a little packet of slime to take home.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just do it yourself.

[Evan]

Yeah, a little.

[Dan]

Good.

[Danny]

We're not gonna do it for you,

[Evan]

but you can slime yourself at home.

[Dan]

Three other ending thought, like, end of the, like, recoupling thoughts. I should say take home slime. Jen and, and Gall. Gall not even kissing her. I don't even like that. He doesn't even like her, dude. She goes, I'll take Gall. And he goes like this. Thank you.

[Evan]

He's like, peace.

[Dan]

Like one arm.

[Danny]

So that's my thing.

[Evan]

He didn't even kiss her when he sat down. He's just like, I guess I'm here for the ride.

[Danny]

That is so producer driven right now. Because it's like, like everybody knows they aren't into each or he's not into her.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So by doing that now, Kenzie now we have drama between Kenzie and her. Now Ken's going to keep like, he's obviously going to pursue Kenzie the moment they go back to the villa y. And now you know they're there. But, like, next episode, those two are going to talk. I guarantee you, next episode, they're going to talk.

[Evan]

Jen, Kenzie thing. It's just like every other interaction. Why is it that everyone's. Everyone takes such offense on this show of anyone? They're. They're coupling that they've just been into. And some be like, is there anyone else you'd like to talk to on this island? And they go, I'd like to talk to this other girl, maybe. And then it's like they get all pissy.

[Danny]

Kenzie's kind of the driver of that dude.

[Dan]

And they get furious. It's so crazy.

[Evan]

They don't understand it's the point of show. It's like, do you not know that you're on a television show and this is the idea. Like, in real life, that would be sucky if you were like, with somebody and be like, hey, I really like you, but just let you know there's this other girl, but it's not real life. You're on a reality TV show and there's $100,000 up for grass dude.

[Dan]

And I will. Or actually, that's a good point. But I was gonna say, because I'm so with you, I would. This is how it should go in my mind. Let's use the Jen, Kenzie and Gaul example perfectly, because I had something to say about this. Jen, you have just met Gaul. She goes, how's it going? Anyone else you want to talk to? And he goes, I'd be down to talk to Kenzie a little bit. She should go, no problem. We just met. Then he should go talk to Kenzie. And Kenzie, I think if she does like Dylan, which she does, should go, oh, obviously, thank you on Flatiron for chatting. But I. I like Dylan and I don't want to step on Jen's toast. But instead, Kenzie is such a pick me that she's like, I want. I like, dude, later on, Jen goes, kenzie just likes two people to talk to. And Katie goes, I agree.

[Danny]

I didn't want to be the one

[Dan]

to say it, but, like, I know loves that shit. And I'm like, kenzie, that is your fucking friend.

[Danny]

She's constantly upsetting you doing. I want guys to fly. I want guys to chase me. I want to feel like a princess. It's like like, you're doing that, but at some point you got to get tagged, right?

[Dan]

Yes.

[Danny]

You got to get chased.

[Dan]

God damn.

[Danny]

Or you gotta get caught. I guess you just keep consistent. And there was another time, too. I forget. I forget who she was talking to or what girl it was, but it was. It was one of the moments when she started. She was in a couple and she.

[Dan]

It was.

[Danny]

I think she was with Caleb and she started pursuing Corbin or one of the other. Something like that. And there was a girl on that start. I think it was Beatrice or somebody started pursuing Corbin or had a conversation with her. Him, and like, she was like, so

[Dan]

I think it was Melanie because it was his actual couple, like, he got recoupled with.

[Danny]

Melanie was like, I can't do anything unless you give me the green light. She's like, obviously, I'm like, not happy. Happy about it, but you can. It's like, what, you're. You're currently pursuing somebody else because you don't insane. Like, what is with you? What's with the territorial.

[Dan]

That was. And so, dude, the other recoupling thing I want to talk to you guys about was the. The Corbin reaction. Like, when he came out and the chicks went nuclear. Dude, the boobirds came out. They booed him.

[Evan]

But how.

[Dan]

Booed him on tv.

[Danny]

How about him just, like, taking it and, like, giving a perfect response back where, like, obviously I'd, like, I'm not. You know, he was like, he felt bad, but he was just like, I, you know, I made my decision, like, what do you want me to do now?

[Dan]

And Jenny, to your point, the hypocrisy, like, she. Okay, she. The only. Only small step she has to stand on is she goes, I saw the video of him going, Kenzie out the

[Danny]

window or whatever, but you went too far with it.

[Sean]

Right?

[Dan]

But. But just like we saw all of that could have been night one. And then he. The whole rest of the time, he could have been like, God, I miss Kenzie so much. She doesn't know any of that. That. And she went so nuclear. All in on Dylan, all in on Jen's man. And then she comes back and the girls are killing Corbin and he's like, she also picked someone else.

[Danny]

And literally Trinity was like, oh, you would. Or I think it might have been Kate as. Like, as soon as you get a new piece of meat in front of your face, you jump. But that's literally what she did to Caleb. Like, yeah, yeah, Four episodes ago. She jumps. Oh, Corbin bigger.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Jumps over to him because he is more of a real, you know, like.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

He's way more of an honest cowboy than Caleb.

[Sean]

We all.

[Danny]

Caleb secretly is. You're right. Guy's body counts probably 45. Back in his little town where he's from, everybody knows Caleb cleaned up the whole town.

[Dan]

I see. By the way, Caleb, like, is in. It is in a minor cancellation on the Internet right now.

[Evan]

Who isn't?

[Dan]

Well, because, like, his boys, apparently. His. Him and his boys. You're gonna love.

[Danny]

I'm gonna love this because I'm. I'm right about it all.

[Dan]

Caleb and his boys started and an Instagram account together, and it got pot. Like, got popular and they started growing a fandom. And then he hijacked it, took the password and then has been running it himself. And now that doesn't speak to them anymore. And now he's on Love island and he's getting Internet famous and they. And it's like in the dust and they're like his friends from home and they're like, why did you do that?

[Danny]

And it's like lifting. Yeah, he's just like kind of a solo dolo. And now, like, he's a big like, like this guy. And then he comes on the show trying to be all like, honest and nice and just because he has an accent from North Carolina, it's like, bro, you're not a gentleman. If you were a gentleman, you'd go sign up for the Bachelor or something

[Dan]

or stole your boy or you'd just

[Danny]

be a normal dude. Yeah, you're on Love Island. This is the, like, they slut men out on the show.

[Evan]

You were telling me today about the Bachelor. It sounds. Or a Bachelorette. The Bachelorette sounds hilarious.

[Danny]

30 grown men full of testosterone pursuing one woman. And it is the most muscular releasing pheromones everywhere. And it's over the.

[Evan]

It's like it's a black light in there. Pheromones every full of men.

[Dan]

Look at their bloodhounds, dude.

[Evan]

It's full of men.

[Danny]

And they're all just like. They're all getting like. They're all egoing each other out and fucking lifting just to get just one talk, one glance at this beautiful angel.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And some guys, you know, just. They can only just see her. You know, they're on the ground, just crawling up, maybe kiss her feet. Some guys get a smooch, you know, it's just so good.

[Evan]

These guys are all like 10 out tens as well.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

Just straight.

[Evan]

They're not used to having to, like, compete.

[Danny]

It goes against all biology. And it's one of the funniest shows. Like, it's. I don't like watching the Bachelor because it's like a bunch of girls going after one guy. It's like, he's gonna be fine at

[Dan]

the end of the day.

[Danny]

That's gross.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

A bunch of guys going after one girl is just. It's perfect tv.

[Dan]

Incredible.

[Danny]

It's like the conversations between these dudes is humble because it's always like, one guy comes back. So what'd you do out there? Oh, we had a really cool talk, you know, and there's always. There's always one dude who's. There's always one dude is the secret alpha in the boys group who, like, in his head, is like. Like, she won't. She didn't even look at me. Yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

Steam's coming out of his ears. Yeah.

[Evan]

Sean, there's also the Golden Bachelor. You know what the Golden Bachelor is? I don't want to hear about your weird search history. No, it's. It's that show, but it's just people over 65. Oh, incredible.

[Danny]

So it's a lower.

[Evan]

T is a boomer show.

[Dan]

Boomer Bachelor.

[Evan]

Boomer Bachelor. And they didn't call it Boomer Bachelor, which.

[Dan]

That's devastating.

[Danny]

Wait. Producers need to get way less testosterone. It's still a musty tv.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still must see way less.

[Evan]

I say it's a lot more. Minion memes. Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Sean]

Correct. Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

A lot of Candy crush being played.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Royal Kingdom now.

[Dan]

Okay, I'm gonna take you guys through some highlights for me, and if you remember any of your. We do some awards at the end, too, but.

[Danny]

Awesome.

[Dan]

Okay, some highlights for me. You brought this up to me earlier, Sean. We got. We always get some good new slang every week. And French fries.

[Evan]

French fries. Yeah.

[Danny]

That was. I've never heard that before till.

[Dan]

That was. That was jarring.

[Evan]

I don't know. Yeah, it was. Was it? It was.

[Dan]

Trinity says it to. She's like, so one of you. She's like, which one of you was doing French fries?

[Evan]

It was way too loud to be kissing is what I'm like, what the.

[Dan]

I think all of us immediately were like, stop Google.

[Evan]

I just thought urban dictionary French fries.

[Dan]

I thought it was fingering, but then Sean was like, it's. It's like the. The act of getting your hand into a small area. Right?

[Danny]

That's where it comes from, I think. I, I. I'm not a fan of it. I think there's, you know, better visual Cues you can give with a phrase than French French frying.

[Dan]

I was like, jesus Christ.

[Danny]

I also think that's. It just gives away exactly like, I just think French frying just sounds. I don't know what it is, but it sounds provocative.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

There's a better way to.

[Dan]

What are you hiding?

[Danny]

Without like getting that message across.

[Dan]

Good point.

[Evan]

Talking about like taking your hand like an Italian.

[Dan]

Well, that's what. According to urban dictionary. I think according to urban dictionary, French frying is Italian chefing a woman.

[Evan]

Okay.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, but I just thought it was like. I assumed this was French fries. So like that.

[Danny]

I know, I know. Caleb at one time mentioned to it because they were talking. He's talking to one dude about what happened last night. He's like, did you play a little DJ board or whatever?

[Dan]

Yeah, I heard that comment.

[Danny]

Yeah, that I can understand a little

[Dan]

bit more that that one's been. That's entails all this time.

[Danny]

And it also doesn't come off as super provocative. It's a normal phrase. But like French frying is not a normal phrase in real life.

[Dan]

Yeah, correct.

[Danny]

DJing is a thing.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

French frying. Like that sounds like.

[Dan]

Correct.

[Danny]

Like that just sounds like a way to say like two French people. Like when being his girlfriend.

[Dan]

Yeah, dude, there was some trinity. There's always some trinity goat moments. Dude, you know how. Well Bryce has been showing Zach his dick a lot. We've been talking about that a lot.

[Danny]

Yeah, see that, that's why I know Bryce isn't gay.

[Dan]

Dude, There was a. Yeah, correct.

[Danny]

That might have to get taken out too.

[Dan]

No, that was great. Dude.

[Danny]

I just think. I think it's a very one sided crush between those.

[Dan]

Me too. Because Zach's going, can I see your dick? Bryce is going, sure.

[Danny]

Zach would never willingly show his flaccid penis to his crush.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Danny]

And, but, but Bryce would because he's not into.

[Dan]

That's my boy.

[Danny]

That's my boy. Yeah, and that's what you do with your boys. You show them your wiener, dude.

[Evan]

So everybody take your dicks out, right?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's what you boys do. If these cameras were off.

[Evan]

You guys, I've just learned that that's. No one here is my boy.

[Danny]

Before we leave, me and you, bathroom.

[Evan]

All right.

[Danny]

But, but you know what I mean.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Danny]

So.

[Dan]

So then Trinity goes to Bright. They start talking about that. They're like, yo, I saw exactly dick. And Trinity's like this. I've never seen a white dick.

[Danny]

It was cute.

[Evan]

It was cute.

[Dan]

And she goes Let me see it. And he goes, I'm soft. And she goes. He goes. And she goes, oh, it's cute.

[Evan]

I almost is exactly what every man wants to hear.

[Danny]

And then she talked about it, but she talked about it with her girl after.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And it wasn't in a way of like.

[Dan]

Like.

[Danny]

Like, she. You could tell she was.

[Sean]

She.

[Danny]

She liked that.

[Evan]

She liked it. She is cute. Again, it was two scenes, one after the other, where she was describing it as cute.

[Danny]

I stood up off the couch when I heard that.

[Evan]

Me too.

[Dan]

Me too. I was up in the air.

[Danny]

My dick looks cute, too. When it doesn't. When it doesn't.

[Evan]

Wait, is it. Is it better or worse if it doesn't look cute?

[Dan]

Dude, if it's soft, you can get a cute. And it's a compliment if it's hard. And she goes, that's cute. It is a dagger.

[Evan]

What if it looks like a dead baby mouse?

[Danny]

Yeah. Like, if she goes. If she, like, hesitates a little bit, you're just like, it's all over, dude.

[Dan]

It's all over.

[Danny]

Like, a hesitation, then a cue.

[Dan]

It's the worst thing.

[Evan]

Oh, it's.

[Dan]

That's cute. Yeah. Blow my brain.

[Danny]

Oh, man. It's like.

[Evan]

Oh, that's.

[Danny]

That's something, Bryce.

[Dan]

Then in the live stream, when she. When, you know all the girls are making out, like, the girls are watching Casa, there was. All the. All the villa girls were tweaking, right. Because they're so pissed. But Trinity had an amazing line. She was mad at Bryce because he's making other buddy. And she goes. She goes, bryce is giving me the ick because he's looking so scrawny.

[Danny]

That's how you know she's in love with.

[Dan]

Dude.

[Danny]

That's how you know she's in love with that man.

[Dan]

She's like, look at Bryce. Scrawny ass.

[Danny]

That's some you say about your husband.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Danny]

Like, that is some you say about a man you're married, not, like a guy you're dating. You know what I mean?

[Dan]

So funny.

[Danny]

She's obsessed.

[Evan]

No, Bright. Bryce and. And Trinity are winning.

[Danny]

She is fully upset. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, they're winning this because Bryce is just like. And it's so funny because they show old clips of Bryce, like, he clearly was into Kada.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And they. They, like, got on.

[Evan]

They.

[Danny]

They, like, got so mad at Soul for saying that on after sun when it was just. That is the truth. Like, Bryce literally said, kate is my type.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Danny]

And he literally was perfect with Trinity. And he, like, pursued that A little bit. But, like, even having those hiccups, they're still so clearly the favorites. Which just speaks to how, like, perfect those two. Like, their relationship is just like, perfect.

[Evan]

Well, maybe his type is money and she's going to be rich after they win this.

[Danny]

He.

[Dan]

I think it's real.

[Danny]

Yeah, he. I think he comes from money too, because.

[Dan]

Oh, I didn't even think about that.

[Danny]

He has. He has like a social media history. Yeah, he's been like, big on the Internet for a little bit, I think.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Evan]

Yeah. Well, he's. He's into modeling, which is a risky career move to make if you're not into modeling.

[Danny]

He's like a Tumblr boy coming from money. He's got some old Tumblr photos that went viral back in the day. You can look up, you can see like, you use like photos of Bryce from like 2016.

[Evan]

Yes. Ooh, 2016 Bryce. That'd be interesting. He's only.

[Dan]

He's 29 right now.

[Evan]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so he's a little bit. He's like a couple years younger than me. That makes sense. 2016. That makes sense because I was thinking they're all like 22.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

12 year old.

[Dan]

12 year old.

[Danny]

I don't think the second oldest is like 26. 25. 26. But he's like. Yeah, he's a few years older than everybody and it shows because he's like, he's a. He's a very mature dude. He's awesome.

[Evan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dan]

In a. In a 21 episodes of Kenzie being crazy. Her when the girls were at casa and they were screaming, you Casa. Her doing anger splits was like when she was bouncing up and down.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Screaming you. That might have been the craziest.

[Danny]

And that's my thing. Ever seen. That's my thing. Like when you look back on season eight, that's gonna be the stuff like that is what you're gonna remember.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So that's why a girl like her and Melanie and sincere, those three are going to be on the show till end because they are the show. Like, yes. There are people out there that saw that clip, have not. Having not been. They're not watching Love island right now. They saw those angry splits and were

[Dan]

like, I need to watch splits.

[Danny]

And then all these. Got the. All these new viewers. Because that was one of the funniest things.

[Dan]

Dude, I was pissing myself like the twerk before too. She was like, fuck you. Fuck you.

[Danny]

And then just start shaking ass. And then. And then like, she, like, she stops.

[Evan]

Hell Of a defense mechanism.

[Danny]

She's like walking towards the girls and then she's like the fuck. It goes back and then just slams her pelvis on the floor like eight times.

[Dan]

They can't even remotely see you. Like it's not like it from a distance they're like, oh, is she rage splitting? Like they are separated by.

[Evan]

I was even curious when they were saying. When they were shouting fuck you Casa. And then it cuts to an edit of the girls over in Casa going like what?

[Dan]

What? Yeah.

[Evan]

I'm curious if they actually heard that. They can was editing trickery.

[Danny]

No, they can because it's honestly. Although maybe they can't because they. When they cut to each Villa they are pretty far away. Yeah, but I remember I don't think it was. I don't think it was last season. I'm pretty sure it was season six. Like Casa and the other Villa were like right next to each other. So they were like.

[Evan]

Oh, you could actually hear them like over a wall.

[Danny]

Yeah, it was like this time be

[Evan]

making like MacGyver contraptions to home alone messages over the wall and stuff. Yeah.

[Danny]

Cuz I saw a cut one time this season and there's some distance in between those. So that might. Yeah, that might have been.

[Evan]

They do that aerial shot at night and it's just all like dark forest until it hits the.

[Danny]

Yeah, they are pretty separated and I think.

[Dan]

I think, yeah, iconic it was.

[Danny]

Dude, that's why that girl will be on. Like she's. She's awful, right? But she's perfect. Like she's. She is that. That woman. I can't. Every night I'm like, what is he gonna do?

[Dan]

The most scared I've been on this show so far is my next talking point when the 12 dudes showed up and they go. They went down the line and I said to myself, they better not all do intros because like that in those intros take. So I was like, am I about to get 12 intros right now? They didn't but they went like this. Each guy went like this. They went. Ariana went hey, step up. And he went, hey, what's up?

[Evan]

I'm.

[Dan]

I'm Che and like great to meet you. And then all six Villa girls in unison were going to.

[Evan]

Going, hi.

[Dan]

Yeah. Oh, thank you. This is some Stepford Wives. Like what in the is happening?

[Evan]

I would get back on the boat.

[Dan]

Dude, why was I saying the same word? It was like a sing song every.

[Evan]

It was in. It was no like uniformity to. It wasn't like they were Saying like, hi, thank you for each individual. And it was like, oh. Like it was. Everything was unique, but in unison.

[Dan]

Sup, ladies?

[Evan]

Like, also. Yeah, Everyone. I just wanted one. One guy to come back because it was just guy after guy being like, hi, you're all gorgeous. Yeah, thank you. And it would be like, I think you're all gorgeous.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

And just like, every single guy had the same. The word gorgeous came up eight times alone. But it was all like, you're all beautiful.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

One guy should have been like, so bitches. Yeah, you guys are beautiful.

[Danny]

I'm so stoked to be here. A lot of that. I'm just so stoked to be here. You guys are gorgeous. Like, all right, here we go.

[Evan]

Square set yourself apart. After hearing if your plan was. I'm gonna say everyone here is gorgeous. And then you hear 11 guys ahead of you say that. Don't say that. Come up with something more unique. Say, you're the epitome of gorgeous. You're the epitome of gorgeous.

[Danny]

One guy's just like, I'm here to kill.

[Evan]

Yeah. I'm not here to make friends.

[Dan]

He goes like this. Body count six. I'm trying to up that body count by six.

[Danny]

Yo, yo, dude, yo.

[Dan]

Real quick.

[Danny]

Ariana, I don't want to be. I don't want to cut you off, but body counts down the line. Let's hear him.

[Evan]

Start interviewing every girl you can organize yourselves. And body count, lowest to highest, left to right.

[Danny]

So, yo, so you're pretty hot. You're pretty hot. Not my type.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Just start doing that.

[Dan]

That would have played.

[Evan]

Or like, five of you are gorgeous.

[Danny]

Five of you are gorgeous. Find out tomorrow who I think is.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Who is or isn't shooting your shot.

[Dan]

I actually love.

[Danny]

Take your.

[Dan]

Like this. You specifically are gorgeous.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

You know, like that.

[Evan]

If I'm not getting with you, I'm getting back on that boat and going home. And then you'd have to give them a chance.

[Danny]

Some guys were just happy to be there, man.

[Dan]

Yeah. Correct.

[Danny]

They didn't.

[Evan]

They didn't come.

[Danny]

They come to play, man.

[Dan]

Not how you played.

[Danny]

Just blessed to be here.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Danny]

Yeah. Well, now we're here, son. Right?

[Evan]

Really disappointed. Cuz there was. There could have been so much meme. Father with.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Evan]

With gigachad. God and g. Chad not surviving really annoys me.

[Danny]

It was last night that I binged them all. Yeah, that is a really good point, actually. He was perfect. He was so perfect the last night when I was binging out that scene when they're pulling up on the boat with the 12 dudes. I literally, like, got up out of my chair and was like, this is what this. Because it reminds me of the Bachelorette.

[Dan]

Like, this is.

[Danny]

Is what the show's about.

[Dan]

This is why. Yeah.

[Danny]

Hammer, like, goes over the drone, pans over and it's 12 grown men, like, just like, just like shaking ass, like, doing like, oh, we're so excited. It's like, like, it's 12 grown men just enamored with themselves, like, getting ready to. They're. And they're all like, they're all like, getting sledded out at the top of the boat.

[Dan]

Get oiled up, boys.

[Danny]

Here's 12 more male prostitutes to the love island.

[Evan]

To the love straight from the factory. And they roll a lab.

[Danny]

Not a single dude. Like, I remember seeing them all, like, am I going to be semi attracted to one of these men? It was unbelievable. The level of quality from like a Zach and a Corby, these guys to the 12 just shop houses. They brought over. Like. And honestly, the six girls in casa were pretty good looking. And then they doubled down. They were like, here's six ugly dudes. And then let me times it by two girls. Yeah, here's two.

[Dan]

Six girls.

[Danny]

There's two girls. Like, so now these girls have to

[Dan]

deal with you guys.

[Evan]

Apart from Gigachad. I will say, I think that you're right that the original cast of guys were all.

[Danny]

And they had to grow on you.

[Dan]

Very attractive. Yes, they did.

[Danny]

Like, there was a couple guys rapping.

[Dan]

These guys might have grown up.

[Evan]

Carl. Yeah, yeah, Carl looks like, like, kind of looks like my dentist. So he kind of looks pretty normal.

[Danny]

And then you have a conversation with him and you're like, okay. He's like, I can see why girls would find him attractive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's, you know, there should be a couple where you're

[Dan]

like, just man rocket.

[Danny]

There should be.

[Evan]

I mean, come on, dude. Yeah, but like, it's like a, like a marble Greek statue.

[Danny]

True, but he, like, he's a five compared to Zach.

[Dan]

Dude, you stroke Zach, dude, he looks

[Danny]

like, like the Prince of Egypt. He looks biblical, bro. He straight up looks like he's going to be in the Odyssey.

[Evan]

Yeah, no, but he looks like. He looks Old Testament.

[Dan]

You know what I mean?

[Danny]

Yeah, you know what?

[Evan]

Shay looks Old Testament.

[Danny]

Well, Zach looks like BBC dude.

[Evan]

Yeah, Zach is what Jesus was correct.

[Danny]

Yeah, Zach was walking around before. Yeah, he was there.

[Evan]

He was a blonde, white American. Evan, what are you talking about? I mean, Jesus was. Or. Yeah, Wait, Jesus was a blonde, white American? What do you thought he was on

[Danny]

Earth when Jesus died and came back? Yeah, he actually was. Yeah. Like, those three days, like, he was like, yo, he heard it. Like, it took him a while to hear it, but, like, I heard he

[Evan]

has the cup of Christ somewhere.

[Danny]

Yeah, he drinks, he eats grapes, he wears robes. Like, is he not one of the brothers, like Joseph in the. The big coat? Yeah, that's one of the brothers in that family.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That threw Joseph into the ditch and, like, beat him up.

[Dan]

Dude. Well, you're talking hot dudes. How about this? How about this moment when Corbin is talking to the Persian cat?

[Sean]

That.

[Dan]

And he goes, you know, I didn't think there was someone else in the world like me. Good looking, almost perfect, like, smart.

[Evan]

I was funny, dude. That's my humble.

[Danny]

That's my thing. That's my thing. All 12 of these CASA guys, you had to be like, okay, it takes a conversation to get attractive with Corbin. It takes like, he's perfect. And then when he starts talking, you're like, oh, okay, this guy's a weird. But, like, there's the. The original cast of dudes is, like, sincere, really good looking.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And then once you see. Start. Start speaking and moving. All right, I can see why Carl's way better looking than you.

[Evan]

What's the bigger superpower to be physically attractive but personality not so much or your personality is very attractive, but physically not so much?

[Danny]

Both. They're both superpowers. But one, you know, they'd get you into different. One gets you a family, the other gets you. Yeah. Get you smash for the other gets you Drake.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah, Dude. So you're pretty dialed on. The Internet's reaction to stuff are, how is Corbin? Is Corbin so hot that no one cares that he's making comments like, I didn't realize that. I thought I was the only perfect person on this earth. And then I found out there's another one. So are they like, literally that's what he said.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I normally. You are done.

[Evan]

I thought I was alone on this fear.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

No one on my level.

[Dan]

But are people just, like, all good?

[Danny]

Dude, Corbin is getting away with shit because to men, he's funny because he's so blunt.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

To woman, he's respectable because he's honest.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Every time he speaks like you could, he's the only dude on this show where every word that comes out of his mouth, you can tell he's not. Not thinking or trying. Like, he's just being himself.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Danny]

He's Just talking. He's never lied. He's just fully on Everything that comes out of his mouth is not calculated. It's totally, totally truthful. And girls are so much better at picking up on that than. Yes, women know that way. So they. That's why the girls, like, get mad at him sometimes. But in reality, that's also too. He's the only one that can check Kenzie because, okay, Kenzie, like, says some to him, but immediately, like, takes her guard down because he'll. He'll just bluntly reply to her like, no, I didn't say that. No, I told you I was going to do that. Well, I let you know you could do that. Like, he. Because he's so blunt. That's why he's getting away with everything he's saying because people are always going to respect. And the girls love that. And the dudes obviously online are just like, he looks cool and he is cool because he says funny stuff. It's a simpler thing for dudes.

[Evan]

How long is it going to take for. For the girls to forgive Corbin?

[Danny]

A day.

[Evan]

A day?

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah, dude, I promise you. Because he is so he's going to

[Dan]

tell him what's up.

[Danny]

Also, he did nothing wrong.

[Dan]

He's going to go, kenzie, pick someone too.

[Danny]

He didn't do anything wrong. If he had. If he had been with any other girl, it'd be like, okay, Corbin, you fucked up. But he is with. With the. The baddest in the villa to her, like, yeah, she is. She has misbehaved more than any other. More than Gabe.

[Dan]

Yeah, that's correct.

[Danny]

That's what I like. That's why, you know, she was getting all pissy. Like, I don't feel like I'm lustful.

[Dan]

Like, shut the up, dude. Take a walk, dude. Take a lap, bro.

[Danny]

He requested a cowboy.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

They bring in a true North Carolina.

[Evan]

Wow.

[Danny]

He's full of. He's full of like, I got family from North Carolina. I know he speaks. He speaks that language. I hear it in his voice. And she chooses the 6, 4 giga Chad Corbin because she's enamored with his forearm veins. Like, she just wants to this guy. And like, you know, and I'm pretty sure he French fried.

[Dan]

He DJed her. Yeah, yeah. And then she's like, that's lustful.

[Danny]

She is. She is very lustful also, you know, the constant. Just banging your pelvis on the floor. That's a little sexual.

[Dan]

It's pretty lustful.

[Danny]

You know, it's just like anytime, anytime she can, you Know, break out a split.

[Dan]

Yeah. She does it and it's good for the girl.

[Danny]

A casual split is always a good telltale sign to me that, my Lord, what is she doing behind closed doors?

[Dan]

Yeah, correct.

[Danny]

If you're doing this in front of.

[Evan]

I don't know.

[Danny]

I, I were.

[Dan]

Were those.

[Danny]

This might have to.

[Dan]

Because now she's doing this. She's doing. No, dude. She's getting massages from Dylan at the spa. Were those condoms, dude?

[Evan]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Danny]

What.

[Evan]

We never got to see them getting used. So I presume they wear condoms.

[Danny]

I thought they were like spa stones. Like, hot.

[Evan]

They were like purple. They were like purple and there was clear, like. I was like, are they sort of like wiping things?

[Danny]

Yeah, like an alcohol.

[Evan]

Like, are they like weird tea bags that he's hoping. Let's like set the aroma, dude.

[Dan]

Maybe tea bags. Actually, they might have tea baggies. I think that's what he was doing.

[Evan]

I can't set a spa here. I'm working with a wooden deck and

[Dan]

I set up the Love island spa. Brought Kenzie out and had six condoms laid out there. I literally think that's as well.

[Evan]

He was like, he's going to do a full rally.

[Danny]

Every conversation she had with a man too. Like, can they not just sit on the bench and talk? He's like on top. He's literally like. Like a predator spider on top.

[Dan]

Dude. When he. When he was giving a massage arm and it's like.

[Evan]

And dude.

[Dan]

I was like, dude, don't squat on.

[Danny]

The conversation wasn't like sexual. They weren't like making out.

[Dan]

It was like.

[Danny]

It was like, so, like, what's your family like?

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

But like, it wasn't even for that whole conversation. Like, her left arm just got caressed. There was no massaging happening. It was just like.

[Dan]

Like he's pulling a condom on each finger. Yeah.

[Evan]

The condoms for her to wear.

[Danny]

I'm going to need. I'm going to need you to grab your ankles.

[Dan]

Yeah. That was insane. Dude. Those were condoms. I've never seen anything like that.

[Evan]

You don't need to take your rings off.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

I. She's. But you know what? She's musty.

[Dan]

Tv.

[Danny]

Correct. She. You know what she feels like to be like. I feel very defensive over her. You know, I'm rooting. I'm rooting for her as a human being. I really am. I. I'm great. She exists because she's so much fun to talk about and she's doing her best. Unfortunately, her best sucks.

[Dan]

Danny keeps Going. She keeps. She keeps going. I was in nursing school, and he's like, are you a registered nurse or. You were in nursing school once? And she never. She never goes beyond.

[Danny]

I would clearly is telling people that she dropped out of nursing school to pursue Love Island.

[Evan]

The eye thing I still can't get up on. She was so confident with that.

[Danny]

The gaslighting and the white noise.

[Evan]

Yeah. Hypocrisy. Or as Sincere would say, the hypocrites.

[Sean]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

But, dude, Sean, here's one I cannot believe you haven't brought up yet. I've been. I waited. I made it my last one before boards because I just wanted to know if you had it, dude. Sincere minoring in sign language.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah, bro.

[Dan]

And then going like this. I can. I can do it. And he's like, what? She's like, what? She's like, say something. What do you want me to say? And he's like, I can do your name. And just spells her name.

[Danny]

Yeah. Hands like, so you can't.

[Dan]

You don't know anything. You just know. You have memorized the letters of the Alphabet.

[Danny]

I think it's called hand signings.

[Evan]

Well, have you seen. There's, like, a meme thing online where he does this, like, this hand pose. Quite Sincere does his hand pose. And when. When you see this coming, you know there's on the way. Like, it's like he's serving you the bro. He does. Dude, he does this quite a lot. Yeah.

[Danny]

He's trying to sound intelligent because he knows he's full of. So he constantly is like, if I can sound like the smartest in the room, people will respect me and believe what I'm saying, dude. And in reality, it's like. Like, you are. And Melanie too. I feel so bad for her because she is a little nuts. Okay. And I like crazy. I like crazy woman, too. But, like, she. She clearly is nuts, and she's, like, obsessed with this guy. And again, she. She would follow him into a. Yep. Lit fire.

[Dan]

Correct.

[Danny]

She would stand on it. Like, if Sincere said, just stand on that wood for 30 seconds, she would just keep standing there. But Sincere. I'm burning alive. Just keep standing. Sincere. I don't know if I have five seconds instead.

[Dan]

Yes. Now you're. Dang it.

[Danny]

Now. Sincere would not do the same.

[Dan]

Correct.

[Danny]

I am a firm believer. Like, if. If Melanie walked off a cliff and said Sincere will be right behind me. Right. He'd just be like, oh.

[Evan]

He's like, oh, in a zombie movie. Sincere is not staying behind to save you. He's getting.

[Danny]

No, he's getting the. Out of there. And then he's telling the next group, like, I tried my best to save everybody. Like, yeah, like, dude, I've. Dude, I lived. I used to live with a sincere, you know, great guy.

[Evan]

I still can't get over why Melanie. Why Melanie picks sincere only to lean into sincere.

[Dan]

And the fight after that was one of the craziest things I've seen in this show because I was like, corey's the man.

[Evan]

Is it like, Is it like the biggest brain move, though, if they. She, like, they know that they're going to be protected from getting kicked off the show if they create the most drama to stay on the show.

[Danny]

That's them. That's their fastball.

[Evan]

Yeah. So this is probably just like the big brand. These people are geniuses.

[Danny]

But also too, like, Melanie is never more attractive to sincere than when she's mad at him. Like in that moment when she was yelling at him and he was. And he was just taking it all and looking at her. That's. She loves when. Because that's. That's like how. That's why she's so obsessed with Sincere. She had this. That whole speech about it where it was like, every time I walk around the villa, like, I. I know he's looking at me. There's times where, like, I look over and I. We lock eyes, but he's already looking at me. Like, she's obsessed with the way he is making himself seem obsessed with her. So that's why when she, like, when she's giving him all that and he's just taking it like this, she's like, in her head, she's just like, oh, my God, like, I want to get inside this guy's skin and him, vice versa is like, she has never been more attractive to me. Like, these two. These two get each other off, man. And it's kind of cool to see. Kind of fires me up. Like, I'm a big fan, you know, I'm a big fan of them, but I'm not. Kind of wish they would because this is kind of like Huda with last year. I don't know if you guys know about Huda, but she was a disaster gaslighter. You know, I think she was.

[Evan]

I think she sounds like great tv.

[Danny]

She might be a sociopath. Great tv. And she was brought till the very end, despite the audience, like, voting, trying to vote her out a ton of times, because what happens is they give you the vote, but then they leave it up to the islanders to who they want to keep. She would always get kept. That's what's going to happen with. It already happened with Melanie. She already was about to get led. But she's gonna get kept on. Sincere's always gonna stay, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Evan]

I mean, does the hot crazy scale apply to guys as well? Are more attractive men more likely to be irrational? No, just stupid. Just stupid.

[Danny]

Yeah. Because I feel like you were able to get away with some shit in your life. Life at one point because of. Because of your.

[Evan]

How attractive you are.

[Danny]

Yeah. I think some of these guys might be growing up, baby, like, sincere, pretty good looking dude. He's been able to weasel.

[Evan]

Very good looking.

[Danny]

That guy's probably weaseled himself out of, like, any situation he's ever been in. Correct.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Because that's what they do. You can't win an argument with them. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And that's in Seoul. Like, unfortunately, was the victim of that. Like, Seoul, because sincere is the way he is. He was the only dude that pursued soul. So Seoul had no choice but to pursue him because nobody else would. And then she just got played a fool. Feel really bad for her. She would have had a ball. In costume.

[Dan]

She would. Had a ball.

[Danny]

Holy. Eight of those men would have been. And it would have been good because the other girls didn't like any of them.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Like, the other dudes. Those 12 dudes knew none of them were coming home. Like, maybe one.

[Evan]

Who was it who was saying to. I think they were talking to mackenzie and they were like. She goes, oh, sugar, spice, everything. And the guy goes, oh, I'm a visual learner. Which is clearly like a joke about seeing.

[Danny]

Show me your boobs.

[Evan]

Show me your boobs. And she just didn't. She goes, oh, sugar spot. And just repeats it again. Because I'm a visual learner, too. And he's like, like, oh, yeah, yeah. Sick, dude.

[Dan]

She is.

[Evan]

That was one of my favorite moments, Brick.

[Dan]

Yeah, that's actually great.

[Danny]

That was him in his head going, okay. This I'm dealing with.

[Evan]

He was like, yeah, okay.

[Dan]

Our first awards are quotes of the week, and that is an incredible one.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I had. I had three really funny ones. There was Casey and Casa. When he first gets there, he looks at the boys and he goes, this is what life is about, boys. And Bryce goes, bro, just discovered Buddha, like, under his breath because he was like, jesus Christ, Casey.

[Danny]

He's all giddy on the.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah. And then this is another Casey one. He's talking to Sydney the night he slept with Sydney and she's like, what do you like in bed? And he goes, I'm pretty vanilla. Which I was, like, shocked by. By the way.

[Danny]

Who said that?

[Dan]

Casey.

[Danny]

Casey said that.

[Dan]

And Sydney goes, you're. What do you mean? You're vanilla? Like, you don't, like, do the toys and shit. And he was like, yeah, and I haven't done toys. And then she goes, have you done whipped cream? Like, appalled that maybe he hasn't even done whipped cream. And he goes. He goes, yeah, yeah. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've done whipped cream. I love whipped cream. And she goes, I don't. And I was like. Then he was like, oh. I mean, like, well, it's cool. Like, he was just so.

[Danny]

Like.

[Dan]

He only said he did whip. He's never done whipped cream in his life.

[Sean]

Life.

[Dan]

He only said he did whipped cream because he was trying to back up the vanilla thing. And then she's like, I don't.

[Evan]

With cream.

[Dan]

And he was like, me.

[Evan]

I don't. He's not winning.

[Dan]

That was a fun nightmare.

[Evan]

He gets himself in a lot of bad situations.

[Dan]

And then my favorite one, obviously my goat, Trinity. This was after the. When they did the heart rate thing. And then they went. Everyone in the middle. And then they were all going nuclear. It cuts back to her and she goes, God, I got a pray after tonight. And I gotta wash my mouth, my feet, dude, I gotta pray and I gotta watch. I was like, God damn it.

[Evan]

Yeah, the. The orgy thing. I had to. Okay, so I had to watch the last two previous episodes in work. Yeah, for work today.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Evan]

Because we were recording this now and I was behind.

[Danny]

You gotta explain that to Edge.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What are you doing on your computer?

[Evan]

My computer as well. My computer has, like a window in my. My office where I work. And then everyone is walking by. And so everyone walking by was just seeing, like an orgy playing out on my screen for 10 minutes straight.

[Danny]

It is soft porn. Like, the show has become soft porn.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Danny]

I find myself being like, what the fuck am I watching?

[Evan]

Because they swear a lot in it as well. And I was wondering. This was a one stage network, right? This wasn't always.

[Dan]

I don't know.

[Danny]

I think Love Island UK might have been right because it's been a record. Because I think the USA season one first episode was like, 2019, 2020 or something like that. But Love Island UK has been around forever. Like, that's what Binder told me and my sister told me too. Like, I've seen which Binder, I think, oh, yeah.

[Evan]

Binder knows Gall in real life, he looked.

[Danny]

The more I see him, the more familiar he looks.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, he's probably been in this.

[Evan]

He has a coffee shop near here, right? That's. Or something. His coffee shop is the surf shop. Coffee shop is like. Yeah, right down the street.

[Dan]

Yeah, this is Dog Town. He owns Dog Town.

[Danny]

But it is even from season six. Like season six was sexual, I guess you could say, but like seven was sexual too. But you could definitely tell there was a jump. Like this year has been just a skyrocketing jump of. Because like you're sitting there thinking like, yeah, there are these shows that get away with it. Like remember Dating Naked? I'm like, it has been worse before. So if they can get away with it, there's.

[Evan]

What was it called? Was it called Naked Attraction? Evan, can you look this up real quick?

[Danny]

Probably something naked and afraid.

[Evan]

No. Naked Attraction. So there's a show that was, I think was a UK show and it was like there was screens set up and people would stand fully naked behind the screens and they would lift the screen up and you'd see like their ankles and stuff. And he'd have like eliminate somebody lift up and it was full frontal nudity. You'd have full genitals on. On display. Full genital. These are censored on Google. So it's too hot for Google because on TV you saw them and there's a point in it where you're just judging men off of their penises. Yeah. There's no such thing as an attractive flat penis.

[Dan]

Yeah. Except for Bryce's.

[Evan]

You got cute. Except for Bryce. Cute.

[Danny]

Trying to, you know, just, just quick work.

[Evan]

You can see through the fog screen. Just like working as hard as they can.

[Dan]

Look at that dude.

[Danny]

Yeah, bro's trying to work a little blood in there.

[Dan]

That is incredible, dude.

[Evan]

And for our next TV reviews, we'll be reviewing Naked Attraction. Yeah. So I have no idea what the network laws are. You just like in the uk, the

[Danny]

knees on this guy.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

Yeah. There's a point where you're pretty ridiculous. Thigh gap on that one on the right there. Ridiculously good or ridiculously bad? What are you into, Evan?

[Danny]

Good observation.

[Evan]

Weird.

[Danny]

You.

[Evan]

You don't like the absence?

[Dan]

It just looks like a doll.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's kind of like a doll. It just seems odd.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Evan]

I. I really haven't thought about this much in my life. I'll get back to you with my preference after I've done some. Some soul searching.

[Dan]

Watch. Watch Ever after. I watched five seasons of five seasons.

[Danny]

I'm Just thinking Evan. Evan's first time seeing a thigh guy

[Evan]

and just being 1 1/2 inch tie gap.

[Dan]

I don't like that.

[Danny]

That's odd.

[Evan]

Yeah, this is odd.

[Danny]

That doesn't make any sense.

[Evan]

I find this odd. This is. To me, this makes more sense than Love Island.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Danny]

Correct, dude.

[Dan]

All right, Danny, Best. Best friend, who we. We give a board. Best friend in the villa. It can be like your favorite character right now. Person you'd with the most in the villa. Who's your best friend?

[Danny]

I want to give my top two.

[Dan]

You can go last or you can go. You want to go? You want us to go first?

[Danny]

I'll go my top two, then I'll just pick one.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Danny]

Between Corbin and Zach or not. Not Zach, Corbin and Bryce.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Right now I got to go with Corbin because Bryce has never been higher, so I can always choose Bryce. But right now, Corbin stocks in the gutter, and I want to stick by my guy. And I truly believe, like, dude, he's a. He's not. He's the most honest dude on the show. Is he the. You know, is he a good guy?

[Dan]

We don't know yet. We don't know him. We don't know him. We don't know him.

[Danny]

We don't know him. We don't exactly. We don't. But I feel like I know him more than anybody else because he is so honest. So that's why I want to take quarter.

[Evan]

Oh, my God.

[Sean]

Mine.

[Dan]

I'm going. Bryce.

[Evan]

Still going.

[Dan]

And you. Wow.

[Evan]

Take a seat.

[Danny]

Dano.

[Evan]

Dano.

[Danny]

I mean, unbelievable.

[Dan]

This is. It's perfect timing because it's just. It's just awards.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

You can't hear this? Oh, yeah. You need to leave.

[Danny]

Four grown men.

[Sean]

This is grown ass, man. It feels sweaty in here.

[Dan]

It is. It is.

[Danny]

It is, dude. It is. I'm.

[Evan]

I'm hot.

[Danny]

I've been sweating.

[Dan]

Dan. Best friend.

[Evan]

A lot of men smell.

[Dan]

Sorry.

[Sean]

Okay, I'm gonna wait because I don't want Alice to hear anything.

[Evan]

Okay.

[Sean]

Also, I love for people viewing this. Getting to experience me going to the airport and coming back is really funny.

[Danny]

I take pride in that.

[Dan]

While we're doing best friend. Yep.

[Danny]

I said Corbin.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

I couldn't.

[Danny]

She's so honest.

[Sean]

Bryce.

[Dan]

Yep, yep.

[Sean]

Gotta be. Bryce. I mean, Bryce is watching Bryce just pine for Trinity for an entire week and then see that picture in the kissing booth and being like me. But it doesn't matter. This is my person. And then going back and talking to who is the lovely gal that he Was chatting to Sydney, maybe. Yeah, maybe. But just being like. I'm just being real with you. I'm not.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Sean]

Interested. And when he came back and got to speak to everyone, he was like, I didn't cuddle anyone. I didn't like.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean]

Well, it's. What a moment for him.

[Danny]

Was Sydney the girl that was Haitian?

[Dan]

Yes.

[Evan]

Maybe I'll get Sydney free now.

[Dan]

She was the one who was like, Trinity kept being like, she's my duke dupe. They brought in a dupe of me.

[Danny]

Yeah, I think that. Yeah, she was gorgeous. Yeah, she was a beautiful girl.

[Dan]

Mine is also this girl here.

[Danny]

Yeah, she was. Yeah, yeah. Haitian women are unbelievable.

[Dan]

My girl. My. My girl.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

I mean, Kada as well.

[Danny]

Is she really.

[Sean]

Kate is half Haitian.

[Dan]

Yeah, she is.

[Danny]

I know my type now.

[Evan]

God, somebody's booking a flight.

[Sean]

Dating.

[Danny]

Yeah, they did. The woman over there. Unbelievable.

[Dan]

It's incredible. But you almost talked me into court, Corbin, because you're right. He is getting sewered right now, and he doesn't deserve.

[Danny]

I feel like I know him the best.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Obviously, Bryce is the man too. He would be my number one normally, but because his stock is so high right now. I gotta stay.

[Sean]

Sean, go.

[Evan]

I have.

[Dan]

No. He's not gone.

[Evan]

Best friend. No. I think this might be an unpopular one, but I'm gonna go with Caleb. I think I was Caleb, my best friend. I would say this because I don't think that he's acting any more than anybody else there.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Evan]

I think he's just a worse actor. I think that everyone there is putting forth a version of themselves, you know what?

[Danny]

100% true.

[Evan]

Yeah. And I think that given if I take the acting away from it, which I don't. I'm, you know, I have a bad eye for in the first place, but the. The fact that, like, he was entered in. He was entered in. Yeah. Day seven as a bombshell. Expecting. This is gonna be fucking great.

[Danny]

With Soul. Yes.

[Sean]

Came in with Soul.

[Evan]

There was no one there for him.

[Danny]

They both got treated very unfair.

[Evan]

Then he gets. He gets cooked with. With Mackenzie.

[Danny]

I think the most lustful girl in

[Evan]

the village gets cooked. Villa has to sit through that. Then after he goes to Casa as well, it's like. It looked like it was gonna be like he was gonna be finally able to start moving, as they say, but it didn't go to the same to the extent that maybe he was hoping for.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I think that you.

[Dan]

He. He got Parvida first, and then Corbin cucked him again. Again. It was the same Thing. And remember, he goes like, this made the best man win. I was like, you are going to lose. You know why?

[Evan]

The whole time that was happening, they were taking the photo and stuff, he's just, like, sitting there.

[Dan]

God. Like, that was.

[Sean]

You know, I was so glad that right after that moment, he was like, I am not doing this again.

[Evan]

I don't get it. Because I think that he's. I think that he's just as attractive as all the other guys there. I think in terms of personality, he's just as pleasant as everyone else. He's just. Is funny.

[Danny]

Even more pleasant, honestly.

[Evan]

Yeah. So I think that he might need a little bit of support in there. I think I'd be his friend.

[Danny]

That's a good reason to pick him, give him support. That's kind of what I'm doing with Cor. But I think there's a reason that he got his girl stolen twice by Corbin, because Corbin is the only dude who is being honest and he's not. So, like, girls can just see through that, I feel like. Or just a little bit more like, they respect. Like, because you, like, you get a nice guy interaction and you can take that with a. You have to take it with a grain of salt because, like, you never know when the true colors are going to show because Corbin's been in so many true colors, showing emotions or showing moments, and he's just consistently been himself. It's like the girls are just constantly, like, they feel safer in their head.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

I feel that Corbin was made in a lab for Love Island. He has no literal Adonis. He's, like, beautiful. He feels literally no remorse.

[Dan]

Like, he just kind of does. So true.

[Sean]

So, like, and he says it. Yeah, I feel for Caleb and that, like, genuinely, in that exact scene you were talking about where he's like, they're taking that picture and you could see in Caleb's eyes, he was like, I will not do this again. Like, from that moment, he switched up because I was like, yeah, dude, you're.

[Dan]

This is a loser. I don't know if you caught this. There was a moment where Corbin is with Parmita and he's like, hey, we just let Caleb pick first because he's single.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Like, that's why he. He. We just let him take you.

[Danny]

But, like, obviously I'm just leads with pure honesty.

[Dan]

And she was like, okay, yeah, take me. I was like, jesus. Okay, villain. Sean, you want to start? Villain.

[Evan]

Yes, I will take your best.

[Dan]

Your. Bryce. I'm going. Bryce.

[Evan]

I'm gonna put. I'm gonna put Melanie as my villain. Just because the act of choosing your own sadness. The act of choosing.

[Dan]

She's a villain to herself.

[Evan]

She's. Yeah, she's. She's sabotaging that's definition of a dynamic. She's entered herself into a toxic relationship where an answer out of it was hand to her on a platter. And I think that she's.

[Danny]

And people are suffering because of it.

[Evan]

Yes, people are suffering because of it.

[Dan]

And us.

[Evan]

And I think that. I think it makes for.

[Dan]

Really. We're the only people not thriving.

[Evan]

We're good. But Yeah. I can't understand that. I think it's the most insane self sabotage I've ever seen in my life.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Sean]

I think that's brilliant reason.

[Dan]

Great answer. I'm. Your guys here might get mad at me for this. I'm going. Anaya. I know she's the victim, but kind of same reason.

[Evan]

No, dude.

[Dan]

But dude, Danny said it best. I don't know if you were still here. Justice for Carl, Dude. Carl. Yeah. Justice for Carl.

[Sean]

Carl should be on this.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Evan]

I want Carl's friend. Where's his support?

[Dan]

Anaya is. That was just so stupid. It was just a stupid thing. And also, I'm over it, dude. Like, I don't have time for this. Like, I just love Casey. I'm like, dude, he. You never showed it enough. You didn't.

[Danny]

You didn't choose him at the start.

[Dan]

Didn't choose him. He made moves for him. Off with everyone getting mad about that answer. You got to look out for yourself. I'm just so done with that.

[Danny]

Yeah. Him saying, like, I didn't make this decision for an eye. I made it for me. And everyone's like, come on the show together. No. He met this girl on night one.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And she. She did not choose him. Yeah.

[Dan]

She picked sincere, by the way.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Like, and then people forget about that. And then the moment he. A girl about another bombshell came in. The only time he's ever turned his neck. Because who wouldn't? Every dude did for Soul. Yeah. That is one of the most unbelievable women I've ever seen in my life.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

She comes in.

[Dan]

Danny loved Soul. Yeah.

[Danny]

He finally turns. I mean, who did. She was.

[Sean]

Soul's incredible.

[Danny]

And she also. That is why she got alienated by the girls because, like, it wasn't direct, but just by them saying, like, oh, her boobs are so big. Or like, oh, like, they put her on an island for I. By idolizing her and made her feel excluded. And none of the guys were Only. Only one did Sincere.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Danny]

And because he. Because he's so fake and did that. So she got a victim of that. But like fucking Casey tries to. And then within 30 seconds, the way she was disrespectful about it and embarrassed him. Him in front of Sol. Basically, like, now I gotta. Like, I just have to be mature about this. And he goes, okie dokie. Gets up and like, does all that.

[Dan]

Done. Done with Anaya.

[Danny]

That's good. Y. Yeah.

[Dan]

Who you got?

[Sean]

I've always wondered what would happen if Bombshells came in and they loved each other. Like, what if Caleb.

[Danny]

They're not allowed to do that.

[Sean]

I know. Which is kind of a bummer. Like, I wonder if, like, imagine. Interesting. I learned that last season came in and they like, why do they introduce

[Evan]

even numbers of bombshells? They should introduce odd numbers and then agree.

[Danny]

They do sometimes. Yeah, Sometimes there's one.

[Sean]

Like, I've always thought it's like, I think Jen and Kate. Caleb too, because Jen came in with Soul.

[Dan]

I think it was. Yeah.

[Sean]

And like, there was a moment where Jen and Soul, or Caleb. Excuse me. Were single. And like, there's a part of me that was like, why don't.

[Evan]

Yeah, because they're both.

[Danny]

I think they're not the producers. The producers literally tell them they can't.

[Dan]

Yeah. It was like last of the last bombshell. The trap.

[Danny]

Yeah, no, exactly.

[Dan]

Exactly.

[Danny]

Last season I learned that because there was two. My villain would be sincere.

[Dan]

Yep. Simple as that.

[Danny]

And I've said I don't need to ramble on more about, like, I've. I've given you guys exact reasons why he's a. Yeah. He's a piece of work, Dan.

[Sean]

Yeah, I'm. I'm in a tough spot here because I. Sincere has been a career villain for me. But I actually. He had every opportunity to be a big bad this week, and he wasn't entirely. I. I'm a softie. I've got love for everyone on the show truly right now. So I'll pick one moment. I'm gonna go Kenzie again.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Sean]

I knew it. I. I am just a little bit. I don't like the. When they're doing the recoupling and Kenzie couples with Derek.

[Danny]

Who gives a fuck? Seriously, this is Ken 4th fucking random dude that she's gonna hate.

[Dan]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Sean]

She couples with someone and when she then talks about the situation, she just can't help but say such aggressive, negative. Like, she's like, yeah, well, you know, it's it's clear that Corbin's a lying piece of shit. Backstabbers.

[Danny]

Always with the name.

[Sean]

Same thing with Zach. And I'm just kind of like, hey, like, you're a wonderful girl. You're, you're a good person. Like, if you found another match here, he found another match. Let's rise above and let's focus on the good.

[Danny]

Let's not be hateful.

[Sean]

So yeah, it's, to me, it's a, I'm giving her the villain hat for this week just because I'm like, I want you to find your peace. Kenzie. Stop, stop lingering on the times where someone didn't put you on a pedestal and pick you and hate because of that and enjoy the person in front of you.

[Danny]

And we said that earlier, Daniel. Like I, I'm rooting for this woman a ton. Like I almost like I, I feel a little like, you know, like she's like, she's my son, my daughter. Like, I'm rooting for Kenzie. I got, you know, I got to, I feel protective over, she's must see tv. She's great. But like going to be a star. That's why we're, but you need some steer.

[Dan]

She needs the right steer.

[Sean]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Hold her to a stand. She can't keep moving this way.

[Sean]

So I just, I, I, I want her to, to not linger on the bad.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Sean]

So these are all experts. That's how villains are born.

[Dan]

Dan, bottom two couples.

[Danny]

Oh, this is good.

[Sean]

But this is really hard with the new couples cuz I'm kind of like, I don't know.

[Danny]

You can't really.

[Sean]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

I can go first if you guys

[Sean]

want to think bottom two. No, no, no, bottom two. I'm going to go, I'm going to go sincere. And Melanie. Yeah, I'm sorry, you just, you can't get back together. And then ether sincere like that, like

[Evan]

I just like wait until like, like give it 10 minutes. That's a staple.

[Danny]

That's a staple for all of us. I feel like they're gonna be in

[Sean]

everything that was supposed to be a moment of like, hey, we did it. We came back to each other. But she was just like, I don't trust you, you.

[Danny]

And I'm glad she did. So he did deserve to get awarded for this.

[Sean]

Yes, yes, that's very, very true. And then I will probably go. I mean, I feel pretty good frankly about all of the new couples.

[Evan]

There's one couple I think you would agree is probably pretty weak. Tell me, would you say Jen and Gaul.

[Dan]

He doesn't even like her.

[Sean]

Jen and Gaul. Oh, yeah. Is that one of yours?

[Dan]

That's my two. Jen and Gall Sincere.

[Sean]

Because, like, that is one of the new ones where I was like, I. When she picked it, the one armed hug by him, I was like, I know.

[Evan]

It wasn't for that reaction when she picked him, I wouldn't even consider it. But the fact that when she was like, oh, I'm gonna.

[Danny]

The producers forced that together.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

He's like, yeah, shout out Lexi.

[Evan]

And then sits down. Not a kiss, not anything.

[Danny]

Because I'll tell you what, Kenji's gonna pursue that, dude.

[Dan]

He's just sleeping Ken's bed.

[Sean]

Our friend Lexi. No one on the show. She was like, I love Jen. I think felt like I'd be great friends with Jen, and I feel the same. I think Jen seems. Seems awesome.

[Danny]

She is a very genuine person.

[Sean]

And I felt bad when he. She picked him and he just didn't seem into it. So, yes, great call, Sean.

[Danny]

She seems, like, too nice to even know that he's, like, giving her those signs. Like, he literally. She was like, can you teach me how to surf? And he was like, oh, it's gonna be hard.

[Dan]

It's like a flirt.

[Danny]

Did you just call him fat? Like, what the is wrong with you? What the is wrong with you?

[Dan]

That was crazy.

[Danny]

And she just shrugged it off. She was like, huh? Did you quote you do she then like her speech?

[Sean]

He starts talking about stingrays and sharks, and he's like, you gotta worry about those. And then she's like, yeah, but don't like stingrays. Give you, like, a massage? Which was a silly comment, but I know the video she's talking about. And he's just.

[Dan]

The whole time, he just goes, what

[Sean]

the are you talking about?

[Danny]

Direct quote, you ugly troll. Teaching you how to surf.

[Dan]

Kenzie. Where's Kenzie?

[Sean]

Oh, God Almighty.

[Danny]

And Jen's just, like, sitting there enamored with this guy. Like, she. I. I feel for her.

[Dan]

You know what?

[Sean]

You guys made a great point. I don't know if you caught in, like, a couple episodes ago, Jen and Kenzie were talking to each other about G. Yeah. And Kenzie, like, made a point to pull her aside and be like, hey, like, you're my girl in here. You're my best friend in here. I don't want any guy to get between us. That could have been brilliant producing work.

[Danny]

It is. That's exactly what they did.

[Sean]

Foresight of being like.

[Danny]

That's exactly what they. Next episode Kenzie is going to pursue that.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's why she got to pick first. I know he had picked first. She would have taken. Taken goal.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's why they do that. They did that all the time last season. Like, me and my sister would watch and be like, that's why that person's going first. Because I. Obviously she was going to pick him. He was the only guy that she was into. And you could see it on Go's face. Like, yeah, Kenzie would have totally chosen him.

[Dan]

So are those your two bottom couples also?

[Danny]

I would agree because it's got to be Melanie and sincere and then all the other couples. I'm honestly very stoked about. Those two don't like each other. Jenning. They don't look like the new couples I'm stoked about. I'm excited to see what KC finally gets to do without being in prison. And then.

[Dan]

Okay, well, the next one's our top two. So don't give all. Don't give your top two.

[Danny]

Oh, I guess. I guess I can't really think of another couple I would. I would put below those two.

[Dan]

Okay, so those are your. Those are your two.

[Danny]

Those will be my two.

[Dan]

So top two. Do you want to start?

[Sean]

Top two.

[Evan]

I. For me, it's bottom two yet.

[Dan]

Sorry.

[Evan]

Oh, my bottom two.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, we take it back.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Okay. You do. You do your top two.

[Evan]

I think top two. I. I don't even think that there's a second couple that comes closest. It seems it would be. Be a disservice to the number one to lump in a number two.

[Danny]

I think we're all in agreeance on the new one.

[Evan]

And the number one is, of course, Daniel.

[Danny]

We got to be in a grants on that.

[Sean]

Absolutely. I thought you were. Sorry. The number one. Of course.

[Evan]

Bryson, no doubt.

[Danny]

Oh, my gosh.

[Dan]

They're winning.

[Sean]

Obviously.

[Dan]

Can I give you two highlights from that one?

[Evan]

Yes.

[Sean]

But real quick, actually say these because I have one not negative thing to say, but one desire thing for them. For me.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Sean]

After you say.

[Dan]

Because I thought the edit, the production of them. Them coming back together was awesome. Song, everything. The fact that they were.

[Evan]

He ran.

[Dan]

He running, running. Like I literally was like getting teary.

[Danny]

This goofy little. No, literally. That was me too.

[Dan]

I almost started crying because they were

[Sean]

making them wait there. I wanted him to sprint right through it.

[Danny]

Just.

[Dan]

Me too.

[Danny]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

Both of them getting emotional, but. Right. But the two. My two favorites before that was when he goes. He had a comment like an OTF where he was like, I'm ready to die on my shield of love for Trinity.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And I was like, holy. And then earlier, he goes, when he was talking to one of the guys at Casa, and when he goes, I just made a joke to Alana and

[Danny]

she, like, didn't get it.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I just know that Trinity would have died laughing at that. That was when I was like, dude,

[Danny]

he said it just like, I will officiate that wedding. That makes, like, Said it just like this. I just knew she would have fucking died.

[Dan]

God, dude.

[Danny]

Like, I love him so much. Me too.

[Evan]

There is nothing worse. Talking to anybody and you, like, crack a joke with them, and it's like, you cracked in front of a brick

[Danny]

wall, and you're just like, my boys would have been fucking on the floor.

[Evan]

There's like, this, like, that was wasted on you. This was art.

[Danny]

Art.

[Dan]

And you don't have.

[Danny]

But at least you got the practice.

[Sean]

I think it's even more intense with a romantic interest because, like, when you find a common sense of humor with a romance partner, it is the best feeling in the world. And, yeah, when you. If, like, you. God forbid, if you ever break up with someone that you're really in love with, and then you're starting over and you start to go on dates and you show your sense of humor and the person just doesn't vibe with it, you're like.

[Danny]

Or when you're like. When you're, like, somewhat deep with a girl and you're really into her and it's perfect, and then she does something like that, and in your head you're just like, I know now she's not the one. But because I'm not a piece of shit, I have to kind of write. I have to, like, slowly pull myself back.

[Sean]

I think one of the biggest moments of love for guys is the first

[Danny]

time is them just finding you funny as shit.

[Sean]

I. The opposite for me.

[Danny]

Oh, really?

[Sean]

First time, the girl, she's right in there cracked me up. I was like, oh, yeah. I am head over heels in love with this person.

[Danny]

But, yes.

[Sean]

Like, the first time Alice made. Made me, like, almost piss myself laughing. I was like, I will literally die in a fire for this.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Sean]

Like, it's the coolest feeling in the world.

[Danny]

Yeah. When a girl makes you laugh harder than any. Any of your boys could.

[Sean]

Yes.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's. That makes sense.

[Sean]

You're like, oh, my God.

[Evan]

What do you think the joke was?

[Dan]

I don't get it.

[Evan]

I wonder if it was, like, actually a really joke. Yeah.

[Sean]

I wonder if it's on camera. And like, we didn't catch it.

[Dan]

That's so.

[Sean]

Okay. My one desire for these two. I want them. I feel like both of them. Them leading into Casa Amore were like not 100 sure. The other one was 100 sure about the other. I want them to up the, like, the physical, the pda. I'm not saying I want them to be making out, but, like, I think they will. There was a little bit of like, we didn't see them, like really cuddle in that hard. Like, I want them to now be like this. I'm in it with you, dude.

[Dan]

We were saying that they should go. They should have been sent to the hideaway tonight.

[Sean]

I think we're going to get that on.

[Dan]

They should have been straight there.

[Evan]

Oh, yeah. Because they haven't been. Yeah.

[Sean]

In fact, only.

[Evan]

Only one couple. Only one.

[Sean]

Yeah. On Sunday.

[Danny]

Again, he's not even into girls. He likes. He likes.

[Evan]

Yeah. Well, they.

[Danny]

This one we're saying that's very one sided. Like Bryce, because Bryce showed him his dick. And you only show your dick to your boys. You're like, whoa. You don't show your dick to your. You don't show. You do not show your flaccid penis to your crush.

[Dan]

Yes. You show it to your boy.

[Danny]

You show it to your boy. Zach didn't show his back because he's in love with her.

[Sean]

She's like, I want to be hard. Hard for you.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Danny]

That's just like. Would you show, like, if you were very attracted to a girl, would you just show him your limp penis?

[Dan]

No.

[Evan]

Some people do that to strangers. That.

[Danny]

And, and she.

[Dan]

And it's not great.

[Danny]

And they need to be in cages. They need to be in cages.

[Sean]

I saw a homeless guy's penis last week. That's great.

[Evan]

And Daniel just moving to. I mean, he's your boy.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sean]

Correct you, dude.

[Evan]

That's how. That's like a handshake.

[Sean]

He's coming over for dinner tomorrow.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

Like, I literally took one look at his horn and I was like this and me are.

[Danny]

Took one look and right away just like flashed it right back for him. And they kind of just.

[Evan]

Hey, buddy, buddy, look at me. Look at me.

[Sean]

Wow, guys, that's a great point.

[Dan]

That's incredible. I see you.

[Danny]

Like, they both got to look at each other and glance and it's like a.

[Evan]

Like a peacock.

[Danny]

It's like, it's like getting another dude's number.

[Evan]

Just a soft dance.

[Danny]

Now you're boys for life.

[Sean]

Do we need to do quotes or have we kind of been doing.

[Dan]

We did quotes if you have any.

[Sean]

I gave mine early the epitome and

[Evan]

was a great one.

[Sean]

Epitome was hall of fame.

[Dan]

Amazing. Okay, so only one favorite couple for us this week because you know what?

[Sean]

I did want to give a shout out to because I forgot to mention it some what someone in the comments made sure was like, hey, do not forget to say this. We did miss last episode when Sol said eat my ass after I. Oh yeah. And it was. It is crazy that we did not mention shout out.

[Dan]

That listen was like you got to bring that up.

[Danny]

Like fucking eat my ass after I take a shit. So like just riffing about. And I love how she like repeated. She didn't repeat that exact line, but that exact same energy she kept with Sincere.

[Sean]

Yes.

[Danny]

Piece of shit.

[Dan]

Yep. That was awesome.

[Danny]

I got a lot. I have a lot of respect, you know.

[Dan]

It's actually a hilarious edit. Danny.

[Danny]

It helps. She's really attractive.

[Dan]

Is the soul.

[Danny]

I'm a big fan of it.

[Dan]

The sole speech to sincere after being kicked off the island after he lied. And no tears next to the Melanie speech after she's chosen to love him for the rest of her life. Like they're probably word for word the same scorched earth. I hate you. One of them is just chosen to love you. And the other one is so right. Yeah. I need that side by side so bad.

[Danny]

Since Sears was awful.

[Sean]

Yeah, bad.

[Danny]

Oh my gosh. Since years was awful. It was like he, he like within like the first three lines, he just fits in like a very corny like, you know, his love letter. Just like Pope. Like, just something that just doesn't work. Like some sort of.

[Dan]

He came out.

[Sean]

We'll have a video of it.

[Evan]

But.

[Sean]

But like when he came out, we were all looking at each other like he's. He's about to have something to say him some.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Some sort of like.

[Evan]

Yeah. Well, here's the.

[Sean]

I think I can confidently say I could not think of a better way to spend Friday night.

[Dan]

Correct.

[Sean]

And this. Watching it with you guys was so much more fun.

[Evan]

Oh yeah, it is. It's a lot better doing it in person.

[Sean]

You're here with me, right? Like we're watching alone.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[Sean]

It kind of sucks watching alone.

[Danny]

It does. Dude.

[Evan]

It's hard to. Because a lot of people watch the show as like a background show clearly because like an hour and a half long and they repeat everything five, five times. And between every sentence there's a 20 minute break while they play a license

[Danny]

and the songs Are gas. You get to, like, listen to.

[Evan]

Yeah, that's this. That's what this show is designed for. People are going to be doing work at home.

[Danny]

It's for conversation.

[Evan]

Laundry. Yes. People be watching it, like, the way we were today and talking about it while we're watching.

[Danny]

I think that's what the pauses are for, so you can look at your boy and talk and not interrupt the show.

[Evan]

When you watch these, probably preferably your partner.

[Dan]

Huh?

[Sean]

I said probably preferably your partner. Like, I think most people watching the show are romantic. Partner.

[Dan]

Yeah. When I say boys,

[Danny]

it's for your boys. So you can see, you can talk.

[Sean]

I will say this. I think the fellas are missing out on the show. Like, if you live with, like, a bunch of male roommates, watch this show with your boys, like, this was peak entertainment.

[Evan]

Yeah, I think that they might. I think, like, making fun of the show, making fun of the things that happen in the show, making fun of the people in the show is kind of where you get more entertainment from than actually watching the show and the conversation that happens afterwards and your theories and everything else. And it's like, obviously, it's like a big cultural moment. A lot of people at the office are watching it. They're not getting paid to watch it. During work, which I was talking earlier about how I had to watch, like, the orgy scenes and work with my back.

[Danny]

And you're just being like, edge, chill.

[Evan]

Yeah. Yeah. I had Jack Barrett come in and be like, thanks for the hard work and give me a fist bump. Jack Barrett's the CEO.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

And then on my screen was, like, full on ass twerking, and I was like, I swear to God, just like

[Dan]

doing a flipper between.

[Evan]

Yeah, you swear to God. This is work.

[Danny]

You never. You never want to get that from boss man.

[Evan]

But the. But, yeah, like, watching it alone, especially the first time we had to do our first review, we had to catch up on two weeks. It was like 11 hours of watching it, and it was impossible.

[Sean]

It was the. The I have had. So we'll wrap up here. But I've had so much more enjoyment, like, this past week than that. That first episode when we had to watch, like, 12 episodes, I was, like, so shocked. Lot of comments.

[Evan]

And the last five episodes since Casa, there's actually been some real drama. The drama's not just about, like, you said you wanted to go talk to

[Sean]

soul, and I saw someone's.

[Evan]

Now it's like, I choose sincere, sincere you. And it's like, well, it was great, great drama. Okay, we're getting somewhere now.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Evan]

The next challenge is going to be celebrity boxing.

[Danny]

It's also, like, the dude, that'd be cinema.

[Dan]

I think they.

[Danny]

They usually do bring, like, celebrities in. Like, Megan Stallion was on last season. Reason was, I guess. Oh, it's also, like, the voting aspect of the show. Like, it's meant, you know, you can talk with, you know, your loved one. Who are we gonna vote for? Like, the fact that it's happening live is so fun that we get to, like, be, like, we're in charge of, like, who gets voted.

[Evan]

They're there right now doing that. We won't get the fun.

[Danny]

That's what makes the show. That's why everybody's enamored with. Right next. Just, like, it's like this. It's like a true Sims.

[Sean]

Yeah.

[Danny]

We're literally watching ourselves.

[Evan]

Are you guys voting on the app?

[Danny]

I haven't yet this season, but.

[Sean]

You can't.

[Evan]

Yeah, it's.

[Danny]

It's pretty cinema just to be like, I voted for that. They're off now.

[Sean]

Danny, you are now a fixture on these reviews.

[Danny]

I can't, like, literally cannot wait for this for next year.

[Sean]

I can't wait either. I'm so psyched to watch on Sunday. It's. It's.

[Dan]

I. Dude, it's gonna be awesome.

[Danny]

When do we film again, boys?

[Sean]

Guys, I'm so glad that.

[Danny]

Well, see you next Friday. Holy.

[Sean]

Yeah. It's unbelievable. Can't wait to have you back, dude.

[Evan]

I'm.

[Sean]

I'm never leaving.

[Danny]

I'm never leaving.

[Sean]

So, like I said, guys, amazing Saturday. Friday night, everyone. Enjoy your Sunday and enjoy watching Love island on Sunday, and we'll see you next week.