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Dan Powers
Welcome to the Empty Netters podcast.
Chris Powers
Can you believe what this has become? There was a full 48 hours where
Dr. Watkins
I felt like I was like, literally Superman.
Dan Powers
Jumbo loves playing Fortnite. So does he.
Chris Powers
Gets on the sticks.
Dan Powers
Did TR show you the sauna cycle, or was that all you did?
Chris Powers
No, I invented that. Almost a year now that I haven't taken a body check.
Dan Powers
That's kind of nice. So we are back. We are horned up and we are going deep. Finished tonight with some chicken fingers and a few Guinnesses.
Chris Powers
Ran into you guys.
Dan Powers
And that's where this pod came to life. Ice is ready. And we are back with another episode of the Empty Netters podcast, brought to you by BetMGM. It is late yet again. We got the Vegas, Utah game on. Vegas just died at four to four. I'm your host, Dan Powers. Dr. Watkins, back in the studio. And this big bag of shit to
Chris Powers
my left, Chris Powers, as always.
Dan Powers
We both got funky sweatshirts on.
Chris Powers
I know. That was actually really funny.
Dan Powers
We were spending too much time together.
Chris Powers
I walked in, I was like, what?
Dr. Watkins
You guys look like you're about to yell at somebody for surfing in their beach.
Dan Powers
Really? I feel like mine's more of a stuff.
Chris Powers
Don't hassle me. I'm local.
Dr. Watkins
Yeah, Yeah.
Dan Powers
I feel like mine's more of a ski vibe. Yours is definitely a surf vibe.
Chris Powers
Yeah, but I got it for ski.
Dan Powers
Hey, ski surf, brah.
Chris Powers
Ski surf.
Dan Powers
I'm so tired. But that's what it takes, dude. That's. That's. That's what it takes to grind.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
All these guys are grinding.
Chris Powers
That's playoff hockey, Dan. That's fucking playoff hockey.
Dan Powers
All these guys are grinding. Every. All the fans are grinding.
Dr. Watkins
And here we are.
Dan Powers
We're heading into OT while we do this episode, but we got three games to cover. Dr. Watkins, I'm really proud of you for being here to celebrate your funeral of your penguins who are dead as fuck.
Dr. Watkins
Guys.
Dan Powers
Oh, my God.
Chris Powers
Wow.
Dr. Watkins
Let's pour one out for Geno.
Dan Powers
He's got a. He's pouring himself a glass of Evan Watkins.
Chris Powers
Little glass of ev.
Dan Powers
She just did a real shot.
Chris Powers
He had to. For Geno. He deserves that.
Dr. Watkins
Geno might not come back.
Chris Powers
Gino deserves that.
Dan Powers
Do you think so? Oh, Dan, I don't know. Kenny Malkin had 61 points in 56 games this year.
Chris Powers
He said that he would never play for the Penguins again. That.
Dr. Watkins
He said. He. He said.
Dan Powers
He said he hated it as just throwing.
Dr. Watkins
I'm fucking drunk already. Do you guys want. I have two other cups if you guys.
Dan Powers
You couldn't fucking pay me to drink alcohol right now.
Dr. Watkins
You're tired.
Dan Powers
I'm so tight. I'm so wiped.
Chris Powers
I'm a Gino said, I don't want to be here. I don't want to be a part of the team and I don't want to be retired. In Pittsburgh, they're not even. That's his quote.
Dan Powers
That is not true.
Chris Powers
He said all of that except the reverse of it. He said, I want to be here. I want to be here next year. I want to be retired.
Dan Powers
You did. You did a reverse.
Chris Powers
I did not reverse quote. I thought he had said though, because he's up. He's a free agent, right?
Dan Powers
Yes. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it.
Chris Powers
I believe.
Dan Powers
I thought he signed. No. Yeah, he's up this year. 6.1 mil off the books maybe.
Chris Powers
I was just a reporter.
Dan Powers
I was talking to Nate the other day, our other graphics guy. Nate, who's also a Pens fan. They gave Tanger a three year deal with a niful no move starting when he has this year, next year and the year after that. All at 6.1. Tanger is 39 years old. And that is a crazy contract to have given that man.
Dr. Watkins
And he's been a bit of a liability this season.
Dan Powers
But you know what's exciting is Carlson and his 10 mil. Next year is the last year of that deal. Someone would eat half.
Chris Powers
This coming season is the last year.
Dan Powers
Yeah, someone could take half of that.
Chris Powers
That is what. Even though he has been better lately, he's been great.
Dan Powers
I think he's really out of there.
Dr. Watkins
He didn't like Sullivan.
Chris Powers
Yeah, but I mean, how much space do they have?
Dan Powers
Carlson had 66 points this year in 75 games.
Chris Powers
I mean, that's.
Dan Powers
And 15 goals.
Chris Powers
That's wonderful.
Dan Powers
He's phenomenal. And if they're missing playoffs next year, I would definitely.
Chris Powers
Why?
Dan Powers
I said if.
Chris Powers
But why would they.
Dan Powers
I don't know, dude. A lot of people picked them to miss playoffs this year. No one saw them finishing second.
Chris Powers
But they weren't aware about the muse. They didn't know the muse was coming.
Dan Powers
It's true. They currently have 10 mil in cap space. They're gonna have six available with Geno's off the books.
Chris Powers
And they can give him two.
Dan Powers
And they've got. But they've got a lot of stuff like Hazy's off the books. Mantha. Is off the book. And they're gonna lose, man.
Chris Powers
Dude, But Hazy actually, I Could see
Dan Powers
them bringing Mantha back.
Dr. Watkins
Yeah, he did well. But he's gonna try to get a lot of money. I don't know if they need to spend it because he is older and we're already an old team. I wouldn't do it.
Dan Powers
Mantha is only 31, but he is about to sign a five year deal
Chris Powers
and for probably too much. Even though Nate. Which one of you or Nate sent that hilarious text that was like, Mantha just lost so much money this season.
Dr. Watkins
Nate sent it. Cause he didn't. He produced so much in the regular.
Chris Powers
Dude. He had one of the things that
Dr. Watkins
he didn't do fucking shit in the playoffs.
Chris Powers
It was crazy. It was fucking crazy.
Dan Powers
But unfortunately, Clifton's off the books.
Chris Powers
Unfortunately for some.
Dan Powers
Skinner's off the books. Shelob needs to be signed.
Chris Powers
Shelob needs to be given 10 by 10. Somebody pay Shelob the spider. And you do.
Dan Powers
You do assume that the Penguins probably go into next year because they've got this great prospect signing. They've.
Chris Powers
They're.
Dan Powers
They're signing she loves as like you are the starter next year and that you probably want to coach up the guy.
Chris Powers
But that kid has only been in the AHL.
Dan Powers
Yeah. I mean, he's like 12.
Chris Powers
Right, right. I'm just saying sometimes it's hard to
Dan Powers
be like, I think putting Sergey Miroshov is 22.
Chris Powers
It's. It's a little risky. Unless this kid is truly fucking dope. It is hard to put. I know, but just no NHL experience. It's hard to go, hey, she lob you are.
Dan Powers
Oh, no.
Chris Powers
I think.
Dan Powers
I think. I think you probably signed Stu too.
Chris Powers
Okay.
Dr. Watkins
Yeah, I. Yeah, but we just. I mean, look, we just got our asses handed to us by a team that had no experience either. So it's like I always would go youth over experience at this point because look where we're at.
Chris Powers
Yeah. For.
Dan Powers
For a team that was so good offensively this year, I. I thought they went out with a bit of a whimper in this game. Like I kind of needed them. The Pittsburgh Penguins were third in the NHL in goals four.
Chris Powers
Yeah.
Dan Powers
By only eight. Isn't that crazy? Colorado had 298 goals for this year and Carolina had 291. And Pittsburgh had 290.
Chris Powers
Yeah. Okay, so that's a fair point. But I was going to say I. The hot take coming. The problem with going down 3, 0 is there is no room for error. And I said, on one of those
Dan Powers
lives, we went Secret Secret Service consequences.
Chris Powers
I said, on one of those lives, there Was you guys went to Shelob one game too late. If you had gone to Shelob when you went down 2 0, you would have literally won this series, probably in seven, but you would have literally won this series. Then you would have been able to go back to Skinner in the next round, and you would have got three shutouts against the can and beat them, and then everyone would have gone, what the fuck is happening? But you waited one game too long, and it cost you everything. I think the Penguins were better in game I can't quite remember what I thought in game three, but the Penguins were the better team in game four. They were the better team in game five, and they were the better team in game six. For me, they just lost it because Veldar made 40 fucking whatever saves.
Dr. Watkins
It's like you said, there's no room for error.
Chris Powers
Yeah.
Dr. Watkins
If it wasn't an elimination game, you go, oh, well, it's overtime. Let's go to the next one.
Chris Powers
And you go, whatever. Shelob was more money. We have no issue here. But you bring up a reasonable point where I'm like, yeah, but Vadar did have two shutters in a playoff series against gh and LIDAR isn't bad. But, like, if you were the fourth highest or third highest, whatever you said, leading goal scoring team, you can't get shuttered twice by Vladar.
Dan Powers
And you did you. You went into this series not afraid of Lar.
Chris Powers
Yeah.
Dan Powers
You were like, philly might be scrappy. You didn't expect to get shuttied by Darth Vader.
Dr. Watkins
They also. They also got dragged into the fucking mud.
Chris Powers
Yes.
Dr. Watkins
As I warned and knew they would.
Dan Powers
Oh, yeah.
Dr. Watkins
And they did.
Chris Powers
Oh, yeah.
Dr. Watkins
That was the one fucking bear trap they fell into.
Dan Powers
They. They got dragged into a Philly fucking mud pit. I was also informed today on Twitter by lovely Pittsburgh fans that maybe it's the spelling, but apparently people from Pittsburgh don't appreciate Pittsburgh being referred to as Pitt.
Dr. Watkins
I mean, yeah, it's true. They call it, like, the burger. They call it the burger. Yeah. Pitt is like. They don't really say that very much back home.
Chris Powers
Fuck off, dude.
Dr. Watkins
What?
Chris Powers
Are you fucking insane?
Dan Powers
No, there's a good. There's a good reason. There's a good reason.
Chris Powers
Oh, my God.
Dan Powers
There's a good reason.
Chris Powers
We don't prefer mass. I'm not down with mass. We prefer chusets. You want to talk to me? We're called chusets. Fuck you.
Dan Powers
Such a bug.
Chris Powers
That's insane.
Dan Powers
No, there's a good reason. It's apparently the school Pitt P I T T is like, that's the college.
Chris Powers
So they're like, if anyone. If you're ever. If you ever say Pitt, they go, they couldn't be talking about. They couldn't be talking about the city. They gotta be talking about specifically.
Dr. Watkins
He's just the messenger.
Dan Powers
I'm not. I'm not a yinzer.
Chris Powers
Okay.
Dan Powers
I don't know.
Dr. Watkins
A. You guys call it pet. Yeah, I'm gonna come after you.
Dan Powers
That's what I'm saying.
Dr. Watkins
All right, dude, that Crosby's my God.
Chris Powers
Takes I've ever heard in my life.
Dan Powers
Well, don't you think it's like, people from San Francisco who are like, it's not San Fran, bro.
Dr. Watkins
Yeah, Armin got me on that one.
Chris Powers
I also make fun of them, though. I'm like, shut up, dude. That is insane. San Fran is an awesomely cool nickname.
Dr. Watkins
Have we buried the lead? Have we even. Have we even mentioned that the Penguins have been eliminated?
Chris Powers
Flyers won? Okay, Crosby's out. Malkin's on the fucking Panthers. All right, announcement. Malkin signs with the Panthers for two years. Let's get that over with. Boom. Done.
Dan Powers
I. In what world? People are already posting. They're like, is this it for the Big three? Is this it for the big three? Why would you.
Chris Powers
There was a report. I thought it was literally Geno, but there was a report before the season that said Gino has played his last game as a penguin.
Dan Powers
Yeah, but why? We've already been down this path. It happened like three years ago, remember? People were like, he's gone. It was when he signed his last deal. We posted that amazing meme of the iceberg separating and that one penguin being fucking almost missing. And then he ran and he jumped.
Chris Powers
What was the. What was his contract before this one?
Dan Powers
I don't know. You want me to look it up high? It was more than 6.1, I'll tell you that.
Chris Powers
What if he goes, I need 6.1 again?
Dan Powers
I would probably give it to him.
Chris Powers
Really?
Dan Powers
He just had 61 points in 56 games.
Dr. Watkins
He's in the final year.
Dan Powers
Do you have any idea how low 6.1 is now?
Chris Powers
Dude, I said this to you the other day, and you got so mad about someone not producing at 6.1, I was like, that is chump change.
Dr. Watkins
He's in the final year of a four year, 24.4 million contract.
Dan Powers
Evan, I just said it. 6.1, he's talking about.
Chris Powers
No, but I went. The contract before.
Dr. Watkins
No, I'm going to say exactly what you Say, Dan.
Chris Powers
Yeah, Dan.
Dr. Watkins
I'm going to repeat what you say.
Chris Powers
The whole.
Dr. Watkins
Here's the thing. It's Sydney. This is a Sidney Crosby thing. He wants to play with Latang and Malkin and is. And unless they trade Crosby, they're going to be stuck with these two guys. Because above Dubas is Crosby at this point. And Dubas has done a great job. But like, we're kind of. Unless you get rid of Crosby, you're never going to really have a rebuild.
Chris Powers
Here's a question, for better or worse for both of you, I think. And dude, I have been banging the trade Crosby drum for the last. For the previous three years. But I have always said. And everyone who listens to the show will back me. And for the new Pit to. For the new Berg fans listening today, don't say Pit. I want nothing more than Crosby to retire as a Penguin. If you are making playoffs, even if you're limping in, as long as he's in, then by all means, please God, don't trade him. It was the missed playoff act for three years in a row that I was like, I am not going to sit here and watch Sidney Crosby go out without playoff hockey for the last fucking six years of his life. So you're back in. All good. Keep him. That's fine. And if. If Crosby's going, you have to keep these two. And if the Penguin can still make playoffs with those two, then fine. I have no issue with it. Pay him what you got to pay him. All good. Now. My follow up though is if I'm Sid, I almost want to go Geno, dude, I need you to take fucking three like you probably will.
Dr. Watkins
But then I wonder they want to give him one. I think Geno wants two years. I think Dubas just wants to give him one. Yeah, I genuinely.
Chris Powers
Fine.
Dan Powers
Oh, no, I bet. I Bet he'll sign a 1. I bet it's going to be the same thing as Bergeron. One by three.
Chris Powers
That'd be great.
Dan Powers
And I don't think that's going to be a problem at all. I think my main point is I have no idea what anyone is talking about being like. It would behoove Pittsburgh to move away from this guy. I think that's insane.
Chris Powers
He had a good year.
Dan Powers
He had a great year.
Chris Powers
He did have a good year.
Dan Powers
Dude. If you look at this team, look in the playoffs, who was their leading scorer? Sid, five points after that. Raquel, four points after that. Chino three. Like, he was the third highest too, right? Three games, two goals. Two goals yeah, he was the third highest playoff performer on the team. He was the fifth highest point scorer on the team. And if you go do it by point per game, he was tied for first. He actually, in fact, I mean, no, he was tied for first with Sid. Like, I think he is. He is still the second best player on this team. In what world? And I think my big thing is even if. Let's say he wants 5, like that 5 million by one year, I don't think that's holding you back from signing anybody.
Chris Powers
No, not at all. Well, then you'd have five left, right?
Dan Powers
Yeah. To me, it's just like we talk about it every year. Who is available? No one gets. I haven't done that yet. I don't think that there's this big free agent available this summer that Pittsburgh is gonna miss out on if they give Geno a one year deal. So we can just end this conversation. You obviously bring Geno back. He's playing at a high level still. Sid wants him there. Tanger wants him there. We're done.
Chris Powers
I think it was the 68 games, 50 points dash 24 the year before that. Everyone said before this year even started, they said, oh, this is his last year. Geno's done, he's going to decline again and we don't need this and whatever. And then he shoved a 56 game. 61 point plus 13.
Dr. Watkins
Yeah, I think now that they. Now that they did. I mean, we got fucking trunced by fucking Philly, which is painful for Penguins fans. But I think outplaying the expectations of just making the playoffs this year, I think that now their decision making is going to be on hold until they see what they look like next year. And if they get midway through the season and we're tanking, then it's, you know, real. But they might go to next year and say maybe we do just as good as we did last year.
Chris Powers
I don't know.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Chris Powers
So then my follow up to the contract thing was going to be, does Sid has one year left and that the 26, 27 season and then he's up again. Does he ever take less? He's been taking a million 8.7 discounts his whole career. Does he ever take less than 8.7
Dan Powers
literally no to go?
Dr. Watkins
No, he can't.
Dan Powers
Literally no.
Dr. Watkins
He can't do it.
Dan Powers
Like, I literally don't think he can. And also if I'm the Penguins, because I think Sid is going to be. I don't know, man. I don't ever see him being under a point per game.
Chris Powers
I genuinely, doubtfully ever.
Dan Powers
Like, I think he'll be 44 and he can still do this.
Chris Powers
It's actually rattling to me though, that he's been close the last couple years where I'm like, bro,
Dan Powers
I don't think so. I mean, he's literally been close, but I don't think it's rattling because I think he's just like, yeah, dude, I'm just doing what I do. Yeah. And it is.
Chris Powers
If it was ever. If it ever was in jeopardy, I handle my shit.
Dan Powers
So, I mean, I'm sorry. There's not much to talk about in this game. There's. Respectfully, it's a goalie matchup. It was a goalie matchup. I didn't think that there were any, like, crazy chances. I thought she Loves made an insane save on that great Tippett play. Tippett had a one where he crashed the net, tried to go across the crease, and it was just a classic wait out game. Like, she Loves just got his toe across in ot.
Chris Powers
No, it was in like the.
Dan Powers
Yeah, it was like the second period, I think. And yeah, it's. It felt like a. A game that Philly was prepared to play.
Chris Powers
Oh, yeah, I see. Yep.
Dan Powers
I think that they. You're never counting on Vladar to have a shutout, but when it was tight, I think Philly was like, we'll play tight like this. You know, they weren't really sending anybody. No one was stretching. It was a kind of a chess match, feeling each other out. And then it ended up being a defensive and goalie battle.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
And by God, did they win?
Chris Powers
By God. Actually, I can't read this. I got a text from a Flyers fan buddy after the game. He was so fired up.
Dan Powers
Okay.
Chris Powers
And I was like, God, that is awesome.
Dan Powers
I have a lot to say about this Flyers team. And I have a lot to say about Cam York's attempted murder goal celebration. But otherwise, in the game specific, I have a lot to say about the series and this Flyers team. I don't have much to say about this game.
Chris Powers
To be honest. I really wanted to do the Malkin thing. We did that. Oh. I wanted to go to this Flyers first series win on home ice since 2012. That's cool.
Dan Powers
Oh, sorry. I heard that as playoff win. And I was like, no, no, that's very cool. That is very cool. That's a long time.
Chris Powers
Yeah. You brought this up earlier, Evan.
Dan Powers
I will say this, Ev. I'm glad if Philly was going to win. I'm glad they Won it in this one and not in Pittsburgh.
Dr. Watkins
That was a question I was gonna ask you guys. I was like, if you're. If you're gonna be in an elimination game and get eliminated, would you rather do it at home in front of your own fans or away in front of the the other team? What would you. What would you like if you're the on the losing end?
Chris Powers
Honestly, I'd rather get eliminated on the road. And I know they're gonna be fucking raining. Everybody was birding but I'm just like all good. This is what I want. I like getting booed by the road fans. It's fine. It just disappointing my home fans. I don't need the like unless you're copey. And it was kind of cool. Yeah, like bye. I don't need that. Just like.
Dan Powers
I think there's something to be said about it being kind of not actually. Here's the big question. Would you prefer the flight with the boys getting bombed?
Chris Powers
I was about to say that.
Dan Powers
Or would you prefer the let's drive home. Let's go to our favorite pub and get bombed? Yeah, fuck.
Chris Powers
Both good. Both good options. I almost like the flight of just like one more hang with the fellas. Because not everyone comes to the box.
Dan Powers
I think when you get eliminated, you fucking better get your ass.
Chris Powers
Just not everyone does.
Dan Powers
I know, but not everyone drinks on the plane.
Chris Powers
But at least they're there. I'm just like this, what's up, bro? I start dapping every day.
Dan Powers
I think I'd prefer to be home. I think I'd prefer to be home and go to the fucking watering hole and drown myself.
Chris Powers
You do both. True. Do both. But Evan, I was going to say this. The Flyers. Oh.
Dan Powers
Oh.
Chris Powers
And as a pit fan, very much would rather have lost the game.
Dr. Watkins
You mean a Berg fan.
Chris Powers
Sorry. That's gonna be tough.
Dr. Watkins
Sorry.
Chris Powers
I'm kidding. Sorry. Very much rather get eliminated in game six than force the game seven and be one step away from the reverse week. I'm sure you're much happier you lost the night than come all the way back to Game 7 and then lose.
Dr. Watkins
Well, here's the thing. I have planned. I had plans with my wife on Saturday. So I'm glad I don't have to have that conversation.
Dan Powers
Can we have a serious conversation? It's playoffs. You gotta stop making plans with your wife.
Chris Powers
Yeah, I agree.
Dan Powers
Dude, like, I'm sorry. Dude, like you have to tell the wife for the next month and a half there are no more plans. Yeah, because we're. You're Gonna be fucking sitting there.
Dr. Watkins
I got her tickets to the ballet. It's like a cliche. Tickets to the ballet in February for Valentine's.
Dan Powers
I hope she has a blast. Yeah, I hope she has a blast with her friend, because you are sitting with us two morons for the next month and a half.
Chris Powers
Dude, you guys seen that? I mean, it's like a long, repeated joke now, but there's that clip that's. Or it's like a Instagram post that's like, hey, got tickets to the Masters? You, like, won a Masters auction. And then my wedding landed on the same day, so if anyone's free that day, she's five, eight.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Dr. Watkins
That's great.
Chris Powers
That's awesome. That's you. That's you for the next two months.
Dr. Watkins
It's Saturday night off.
Chris Powers
The funny thing about this series was it was so fun. What a run by the Flyers to make playoffs. Pretty much all my Flyers fan friends were saying, house money, house money. We're in the playoffs.
Dan Powers
Sorry, everyone. I keep yawning. I'm sorry.
Chris Powers
This was enough. It was easy to forget that. I felt like in a vacuum, the Penguins were also playing with house money because every. No one had them in the playoffs. So. Yeah, But I think ignoring the opponent, it was kind of like, well, whatever. It was cool to make playoffs. Once it was the Flyers, it ended up sucking.
Dan Powers
I think Dan's got it. I don't want to speak for you.
Dr. Watkins
Go ahead.
Dan Powers
But I think what you were about to get to. Yes, you're absolutely right about the Flyers. I kind of disagree with you, man. The Pens were too good all year long. And then being the 2 seed, I don't think you anymore have this excuse of, oh, it's house money. If you're the 2 seed, you're. I mean, you're the second best team in your division. That's no longer house money.
Chris Powers
Well, there's outliers, right? Like the Pacific. Yeah, they're horrible.
Dan Powers
That's an unfair outlier.
Chris Powers
I know, but I was just trying to see where the Pens were.
Dr. Watkins
I think there's more expectation on the Penguins just because they have more star power. I mean, they are older, but I think there's just more expectations for a guy like Crosby and Latang and Malka.
Chris Powers
Agree, agree. Good point. Very good point.
Dr. Watkins
You know, I mean, I know that they are not. Haven't. They have not been playing great lately, but.
Dan Powers
Yeah. Okay, let's get into this Flyers team.
Chris Powers
Yes.
Dan Powers
They're playing talkie, and that's great to see. Very interesting thing. About this team. Ev, off the top of your head, you watched every second of the series.
Chris Powers
Almost.
Dan Powers
Who would you venture to guess had the most points on the Flyers in this series?
Dr. Watkins
Was it Connecty?
Dan Powers
Great guess. No, he was second.
Dr. Watkins
I bet it can't be Martone.
Chris Powers
Nope. Oh, but I bet he leads them in score now. I think he quieted down.
Dr. Watkins
He had two goals, right?
Chris Powers
Yeah. That was a crazy miss. It wasn't.
Dan Powers
He was tied for the lead in goals with two, which is also not a lot through six games.
Chris Powers
Ristalainen.
Dan Powers
Like I feel like Rasmus Wristallainen.
Dr. Watkins
Oh yeah.
Chris Powers
Hell yeah. CP Unbelievable Poll.
Dan Powers
I have no idea how you got that.
Chris Powers
I just felt like every time they would get a power play, it was like just. I was like, what is he doing up there? And then he would get a point.
Dan Powers
So there are nine guys on this roster with three or more points through six games. No one with point. Percent game. Yeah. Risto had five in six. This because of how good scoring the Pens were all year. This is not how I expected Philly to beat them. Yeah, showing this every game was kind of a battle, kind of a dog fight. Right. No one popped off. Zegras didn't have, you know, eight points in six games. Connect Knee didn't have eight points.
Chris Powers
What did Zegras do?
Dan Powers
Now that you say that Zegras was good. Four points, one goal, three assists.
Chris Powers
Okay, okay.
Dan Powers
You know Dvorak Couturier in a, you know, hybrid role playing fourth line, sometimes, playing second line sometimes. You know what I mean? He's kind of all over the place. Martone obviously had two goals, but like, that's your rookie. That's your, your, your surprise guy. But, you know, only three points. And that's great for him, but you know what I mean, this was very much a committee. It was, you know, everyone playing their part, getting on the score sheet. But this was not how I expected them to win.
Chris Powers
Agree.
Dan Powers
And it's kind of why I'm like, this is Taki. They're playing Rick Talk at hockey. They dragged a team into the fucking mud pit and they, they wrestled them and won. And I'm so curious. We're not doing our second round preview. I can't believe that tip didn't go by Logan Cooley. I am so curious if this Flyers hockey rough and tumble get in the shit is going to be effective against the Carolina Hurricanes.
Chris Powers
So this. Yeah, right.
Dan Powers
Yeah, we're not doing that right now. But I am saying this way that they beat the question, that they beat the Pens Was very unexpected for me, and I do not believe that this can be effective against Carolina, but we will see.
Chris Powers
The same dude that texted me the text that I will keep between ourselves also texted me as we kept talking. He said, talking about this next round. He said, we are hummed in four, and I don't even care. And I actually think that is the attitude, and I'm not even sure that that's true. Like, maybe this. They are pesky.
Dan Powers
You want to talk about house money.
Chris Powers
Exactly.
Dan Powers
Dan could not agree with that more. If Philly get. If Philly loses the series in three.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
If they get too injured that they can't feel the team and they have to call it in three games, they don't care.
Chris Powers
Invaluable experience for those guys.
Dan Powers
Making the playoffs this year and getting all the way up to the three seed and drawing the Pens and beating them in six on home ice in over a decade.
Chris Powers
Sending Malkin to Florida.
Dan Powers
That is the definition of money in the playoffs. Whatever happens to Philly now they are
Chris Powers
laughing crazy, and what a run that is.
Dr. Watkins
I'm gonna bring up something that really pissed me off, though. There was halfway through the second period, there was an icing that Philadelphia committed, and there was gonna be a face off, you know, in their defensive end, and they pulled some fucking gamesmanship bullshit where, like, I think Konecki was like, oh, I got a skate error issue. And literally three minutes went by of them, like, hemming and hawing with the refs.
Chris Powers
Yeah.
Dr. Watkins
And they didn't get a fucking delay game penalty. And I'm like, this is some bullshit, dude.
Chris Powers
I wasn't out yet. And you guys were tagging you. I saw you texting Nate, being like, this is delayed game. And I was like, God, I wonder what's happening.
Dr. Watkins
Yeah, it's that. It was that. And I'm just like, that shit pisses me off.
Dan Powers
Veggies. Pads are so sick.
Chris Powers
Dude, I wanted to say this. I'm glad you brought this up, but this can be the last thing. There was a stretch where Porter has the miss right in ot, which was crazy, and I think he kind of got hit, but, like, Shelob, like, threw the stick down to throw the blocker at it, and then it hit the stick, and it was crazy. And Porter's on the bench literally going like this. He was like, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I was like, dude, dude, it's okay.
Dan Powers
Oh, sorry.
Chris Powers
Well, just then you have this insane scramble. And then speaking of delay of game, Ev, I was kind of rattled because the Penguins Player, I forget who it was, blocks that shot in the slot and just goes down on it. And he's literally just going like this. And I was like, that's delay of game. But then people start digging at him and it's. And the ref's not blowing the whistle.
Dr. Watkins
This was the game winning goal. Yeah, yeah, that was.
Chris Powers
And then it squirts loose and I'm like, oh, fuck, the Fire's about to score. And then it's like, block, block, block, chaos. And a Penguins player just ices it. And I thought to myself, incredible icing. Sometimes just take the icing and then win a D zone draw. And it's okay even though your guys are tired. Cause they had a guy down. It was all chaos. And then literally, they lost that draw. Clean bangle.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Chris Powers
And I was like, oh, wow. That was not the right.
Dr. Watkins
Do not get the ice.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Chris Powers
I was like, oh, dude, that was insane.
Dan Powers
I don't want to move on before saying what an insane game that was for Vladar. I know we've mentioned it, but just like a great series B, great game. Let's just have a quick conversation before we move on to an AD break. Was that a completely unacceptable stick toss by Cam York?
Chris Powers
Oh, yeah. Thank you, dude. Thank you. That could have killed somebody.
Dr. Watkins
I need.
Chris Powers
Need the other angle of that. Like, we only get him throwing it towards Cam and it just disappears. And I go. I was like, dude, that swung mustard on it.
Dan Powers
He swung that thing like Indiana Jones's whip and launched it into the fucking 20th row, bro.
Chris Powers
Who got that?
Dan Powers
When you think there's no way that didn't semi hurt someone's hand.
Chris Powers
When you think stick throw, stick throw into crowd, what do you think of you personally?
Dan Powers
Butt end.
Chris Powers
No, I mean, I mean literal Mark Savard. Same. And it was so polite, you know, like clapped it. Clap, clap, clap. Coming at you.
Dr. Watkins
Yeah, you gotta warn him.
Dan Powers
Ken York was like. Threw a katana blade into the stand.
Chris Powers
Javelin. Dude, that was fucking.
Dan Powers
Someone either got a great souvenir or a conkey.
Chris Powers
Those stick throws are tough too, because almost inevitably, two people get a hand on it. It's too big, you know, so then it's immediately like, yeah.
Dr. Watkins
And in Philadelphia, you know, they're definitely fighting each other to the fore.
Dan Powers
That gut torn limb from limb.
Chris Powers
That'd actually be fucking numbies. If you snapped it in half, you know that one half. I keep one half.
Dan Powers
That'd be nice. You know that scene in the Two Towers when the Uruk Hai cut the head off that goblin and he screams Meat's back on the menu, boys. And then you see a bunch of Uruk Hai disemboweling this guy, tearing him limb as they begin to eat him.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
I believe in Philly, that's what happens to a stick that goes in the sticks. Yeah, they snap that thing into a million.
Dr. Watkins
That's what happens when somebody drops a cheese steak on the floor.
Chris Powers
Okay, dude, I got a text from somebody today I could not believe just because it was so out of context, you know, it said this. Literally no prompt. I just got a text from somebody that said, there's two texts. The first text said, helm's Deep is so epic. And then the follow up says, makes our problems seem so insignificant. And I was like, wait, do you mean.
Dan Powers
Do you think Helm's Deep happened?
Chris Powers
I was like, do you mean the product, the movie production of Helm's Deep was so epic, the what those people went through to make that movie reads archaeologist.
Dan Powers
That person is literally thinking about the
Chris Powers
what the people of Helms Deep.
Dan Powers
The conflict going on for those in the battle of Helm's Deep. Dude, also, here's a big question for you. Do you think that person was watching the movie or just genuinely in that moment?
Chris Powers
They started thinking.
Dr. Watkins
It popped into their head.
Dan Powers
They just started thinking about the battle of Helm's Deep. And they were like that.
Chris Powers
Holy shit, that one.
Dan Powers
Yeah, me too.
Chris Powers
I responded with, was this Andrew Chatsky? No. Who?
Dan Powers
Tell me who it was right now, lad.
Chris Powers
I responded with, I've never recovered from that Legolas Miss.
Dan Powers
This is the same man who got kidnapped in Puerto Rico.
Dr. Watkins
Does this guy ever text you and he's like, man, you know when you're like, sliding down the trunk of an elephant, shooting arrows into an orc.
Chris Powers
Oh, dude.
Dan Powers
Unbelievable.
Chris Powers
Last thing on that series. Shout out Irvine. Irv. Bang. My neighbor Irv.
Dan Powers
Huge, buddy.
Chris Powers
I was happy for him.
Dan Powers
You had. You. You had maybe two things you could have said to go into a last thing on that series, and you nailed
Chris Powers
one of them, so.
Dan Powers
Shout out.
Chris Powers
Shout out Irv. I'm so happy for him. Honestly, dude. And I'm sorry.
Dan Powers
All right, that was. No, that's enough. Let's. Let's take a quick ad. Break.
Chris Powers
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Dan Powers
Montreal Canadiens take a three to two game series lead. And I am calling Tampa Bay the sleepy bolts in this game. Sleepy, sleepy bolts. You know why I'm calling them that?
Chris Powers
I don't know, because I don't think that.
Dan Powers
Dude, they were asleep all game.
Chris Powers
They're asleep at the switch, at the light switch.
Dan Powers
Game starts three minutes in.
Chris Powers
Oh, this is a good take goal. Yeah, I like it.
Dan Powers
Then they score in the second period, tie it up 11 seconds later, lose the lead, Kirby dot goal. And then third period starts, a minute and six seconds in goal. Sleepy Bolts. Dude, they were asleep at the wheel three times and it cost them.
Chris Powers
And Dan, that is literally leadership and coaching. Like the things that are happening in the locker room are coach going a speech and hey, here's the line going out and then the leadership in the group going, hey, this is what we need this period to get scored on right away and it shit happens. But to get scored on right away or to cough leads up that quickly multiple times in a game. Good take by you. Really good take.
Dan Powers
Good. Thank you. I also, dude, we've said this many times. One Braden Point better be hurt.
Chris Powers
Dude, he better be dead. Like they might have to go. Braden Point died pre Olympics. This is his clone, but obviously he's not. He's in appearance amazing, but he's not completely. Yeah, the brain isn't there, the hands aren't there. We're not advanced like that yet, but appearance perfect.
Dr. Watkins
Directed by Guillermo del Toro.
Chris Powers
Yes.
Dan Powers
Braden Point. I'm going to go to 20, 21.
Chris Powers
Okay. Okay.
Dan Powers
Actually, let's go before that. 20, 20. 66 games, 64 points. Actually, before that. 2019. 79 games, 92 points.
Chris Powers
Unbelievable season.
Dan Powers
66 games, 64 points.
Chris Powers
Pretty good season.
Dan Powers
56 games, two points less than point per game. You're saying is pretty good? Yep. That is. Dude, come on.
Chris Powers
Pretty good.
Dan Powers
That is insane.
Chris Powers
What is it then?
Dan Powers
A point per game season, in my opinion, is fantastic.
Chris Powers
Fantastic. We actually have had this debate before. You're wrong, but so am I. So let's come to some agreement.
Dan Powers
Point per game in the National Hockey League.
Chris Powers
Fanta. You are. You are destroying the integrity of the work.
Dan Powers
Is a great season.
Chris Powers
Okay.
Dan Powers
If you can't agree that part three is great, you're a fucking idiot.
Chris Powers
I agree. Okay. Thank you. So the second one. Great.
Dan Powers
56 games, 48 points.
Chris Powers
Pretty good.
Dan Powers
That's acceptable. 66 games, 58 points.
Chris Powers
66, 58. Pretty good.
Dan Powers
82 games, 95 points.
Chris Powers
Fantastic.
Dan Powers
Thank you. 81 games, 90 points.
Chris Powers
Fantastic. But that's maybe being last year.
Dan Powers
77 games, 82 points, 42 goals.
Chris Powers
Very good.
Dan Powers
And then also in that stretch, you went 51 goals, 46 goals, 42 goals. This year, 63 games, 50 points, 18 goals. His worst season in a long time.
Chris Powers
How old is he?
Dan Powers
29.
Chris Powers
Oh, my God. These are the pivotal hours. These are the pivotal hours where you make or break your weekend.
Dan Powers
I think anyone in the Tampa Bay fan base, Tampa Bay organization will tell you Braden Point is very hurt.
Chris Powers
I think he would. Well, he won't tell you anything.
Dan Powers
I think Braden Point is very hurt.
Chris Powers
Yeah. So they have a hurt point. They have a. They have a dead head and a
Dan Powers
hurt Braden Point in these playoffs, through five games, has one goal and zero assists and is a dash one.
Chris Powers
That's crazy.
Dr. Watkins
He.
Dan Powers
Him being a ghost is very, very difficult. And then while he is point over point per game in this series, since Kuch breaking his insane goalless run in the playoffs.
Chris Powers
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Since game two, he has no goals.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
At what point are you like. Yeah.
Chris Powers
And dude, by the time we got to this game, which was like, after the first, because we were coming out of an insane meeting, there was a play. Ant actually. Ant had made a great move. Hit the post. Yeah. And then, Cooch. It wasn't totally his fault, but there was. It was a gaping net, and he just couldn't quite get it to fly flat on a stick. And Steve Levy on the call was like, kucherov you know, can't put it on the open net.
Dan Powers
And it's.
Chris Powers
He said something like, which continues his tough night. And I was like, man, all stuff has already happened that Kuch is having a tough night. So if you are getting to your point, Dan, nothing from Braden Point and very non regular season. Kuch play from Kuch. I don't know how and you don't even have Headman. It becomes way harder to win these playoff series against a fucking good Habs team. Against anybody, by the way, but certainly this team.
Dan Powers
Great Habs team and trust me, we're going to give a little double wrister to the Habs in a second here. But the Bolts are. I mean like Hags is amazing. He has six goals, but after that, Genzel, who scored tonight, has two. No one else has multiple goals and that's okay. You're only five games through the series. But for a team that was way high up there in goals in the regular season, Kuch had 44 goals, Gensel had 38, Hagues had 36. Big drop off though. Sorelli 22, Radish 22. Like you, this team's not really going that much. They have two wins only in five games. I think this is going seven for sure.
Chris Powers
Oh really?
Dan Powers
I really do. I mean, it's like every time they've had their back against the wall, they somehow come out and win. And I feel like they did this all season long.
Chris Powers
So they were streaky all season long.
Dan Powers
That's what I'm saying. They would win eight and then lose eight. And this is the shrunken down version of. It's like they have a great game, you know, they get a good win and then they lose the next. And this one, they come out so sleepy. Dude. And I thought Vassi was bad in this game.
Chris Powers
There was one. I think it was the, the, the
Dan Powers
Kirby Doc goal was another dude happened in game two.
Chris Powers
Yeah. Okay.
Dan Powers
Really?
Chris Powers
Shit.
Dan Powers
Poke. He tries this paddle. Poke.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
And he gets a little piece of it, but not enough. So it's right. And it's great play by Doc to keep it in his skates. But like if you're doing that, like you gotta fucking.
Chris Powers
You gotta whack that shit. Break somebody's leg.
Dan Powers
Cricket, paddle that puck out. And I thought the, I thought the, the Gallagher one was a weird one. But the third goal, who got their third goal?
Chris Powers
Texier. Yeah, who's that? Whole vine. The third. And dude, I need to say again, so much credit to Kirby Doc. I'm so happy for him. Yeah. Has been amazing.
Dan Powers
That Texier goal, it's a good shot, but, like, no screen, weird angle. Vezna. Probable winner. Vassi, I need you saving that, dude.
Chris Powers
This one, I'm with you because this one came seconds after that cooch open net miss that I was talking about. So if you're Tampa, you're like, oh, wow, we're about to score to start the third, right? Yeah. And then it goes immediately the other way. Also. Horrible. Osh called this out on the pod. Shout out our boy. Horrible change by Tampa there.
Dan Powers
Awful.
Chris Powers
Which can happen in the first and third.
Dan Powers
I know, Chris. And again. Sleepy.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
And it was a someone on the call. It wasn't. Was that game on espn?
Chris Powers
Yeah, that was Osh.
Dan Powers
That was Osh.
Chris Powers
Yeah. It wasn't maybe something.
Dan Powers
It wasn't espn. It must have been TSN call.
Chris Powers
Yeah.
Dan Powers
But someone was like, unbelievable. Heads up play by Lane Hudson on the pass. It was a great pass, but I chalked that up too. That was a shit change.
Chris Powers
Oh, it was awful change.
Dan Powers
It's a. Hudson makes a great play. Taking advantage of a bad play. But I just. God, they were sleepy tonight. Dude, it's called weeks on home ice. Sleepy.
Chris Powers
Wow.
Dan Powers
Vegas power play.
Chris Powers
Oh, wow.
Dan Powers
We got a Vegas power peeper with eight minutes left in the third in the ot.
Chris Powers
And for people that are new, well, Dan and I were just talking about people that are new to it. The second period, the even number, period, you have an extra long change. That's what we mean by. We're saying just in the first and third when it's so easy to get off the ice. You can't get sprung like that. But Dan, I'm with you. They recovered enough. Like, that is just a high glove shot.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Chris Powers
That Vassi just drops into his net and not only will he win the Vezna, but also he looks like a difference maker again in a way that we hadn't totally seen recently. Where I was thinking to myself, yeah, Tampa is going to make a run because of this guy alone. And that one was leaky.
Dan Powers
Yeah. So, I mean, dude, to go in in a series tied Tutu into that loud Tampa barn and to get a win by the Canadiens. Great.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
But there was just like, it was. I think it was the first period, there was a lane shot from the point that wasn't really screened. That Vassi, like, mishandled. And in the same shift, Zuke threw one on net from the point that wasn't really screened. He mishandled.
Chris Powers
Yeah.
Dan Powers
So I was just like, you guys are fucking Asleep at the wheel tonight.
Chris Powers
He did make some great saves, though. There was stretches where I was like, oh, Vass is playing great. But I just. Like we always say with goalie, if there's just a couple ones that you wish didn't go in, it's hard to not talk about that. Yeah. I have a stat for you, which I just could not fucking believe about this. Since we're talking about it right now. I was going to save this for later. Since the three straight Cups.
Dan Powers
Oh, my God. Dorothy of almost with four goals. If he handles that better.
Chris Powers
That's agree. And that would have been. That would have been such a Dorothy of night.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Chris Powers
He's like, yeah, I have four. Are you shitting me?
Dan Powers
And Eichel with like four assists.
Chris Powers
Yep. Oh, dude. I will save it for this series.
Dan Powers
For a fiev.
Dr. Watkins
For a fiev.
Chris Powers
Nice. There it is right there. The Bolts go win the cup. Win the cup. Vassie, I think, wins one of those con smites, and then they lose in the cup to the Aves, where Vassie plays great.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Chris Powers
Oh, since that's 2022.
Dan Powers
This is a monster kill by herculean kill.
Chris Powers
And you hate. I hate seeing overtime power play goals. I wish every. I wish every team to have a bad power play in overtime. I agree. The. Since the 2022 cup and counting tonight, Fassie is 6 and 15 in the playoffs. Yeah.
Dan Powers
Not good.
Chris Powers
That is fucking staggering.
Dan Powers
Yeah. And you know, we keep having the conversation. You made that point. If. If Tampa loses this series, they feel like shit. And I came to the defense of the Canadiens and I was like, this Canadiens team is good, but I'm. I am now kind of on your side where they're. They're now one and two at home.
Chris Powers
Yeah.
Dan Powers
And you have a game like tonight, which I thought, oh, my God, no way did that just get in? I mean, oh, they're calling no goal.
Dr. Watkins
No goal.
Chris Powers
But now another penalty.
Dr. Watkins
No, maybe not now we got a scrum.
Dan Powers
Barbie
Chris Powers
is holding a dumbbeat in the face. That's what I'm saying. Barbie's holding his lower jaw, but someone else went down, too. Is that Weeks? We just gotta get every. You just gotta go down.
Dan Powers
Looks like it's fucking dirzy.
Chris Powers
Everyone's gotta go down.
Dan Powers
Another fucking Netter's friend. Blood. Blood on the ice. No. Oh, I think he might have gotten one to the eye. Yeah.
Dr. Watkins
Oh, yeah. His eyes on the ice. Yep. He's a Cyclops.
Dan Powers
We've got an eyeball on the ice. All right, folks, if you haven't figured it out. We're watching the OT right now.
Dr. Watkins
It's at 6:18.
Dan Powers
We got to see what happened.
Chris Powers
Yeah. Here we go. All right.
Dan Powers
We got a bounce and puck. Definite high stick.
Chris Powers
Played by a high stick.
Dr. Watkins
Yeah, really high over the head.
Dan Powers
And then it goes to Barbie.
Chris Powers
That's got to be a whistle.
Dan Powers
Yeah, Barbie.
Chris Powers
So everyone stops playing. I mean, but this. I can't believe he's in a penalty. Like, Durs goes bang.
Dan Powers
Oh, cross right to the face.
Chris Powers
So now Durs has to go down. Durs has to flop asap.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Chris Powers
So he goes, boom, I'm down. You see Durs get down there.
Dan Powers
They're calling. They're calling one on unsportsmanlike conduct.
Chris Powers
Yeah. Embellish.
Dan Powers
They're giving an embellishment to Durs.
Dr. Watkins
Really?
Dan Powers
And now a Utah power play.
Chris Powers
What? It's like, no way. No, it's four on four. They switched it.
Dan Powers
Oh.
Chris Powers
Which I'm actually fine with.
Dan Powers
Who did they give embellishment to? Barbie.
Chris Powers
Yeah. He got drilled in the absolute face, and they went like this.
Dan Powers
So cross check to the face.
Chris Powers
That's actually a harsh embellishment.
Dan Powers
Barbie gets called for embellishment. And then that felt like dir.
Chris Powers
Is he embellishment?
Dan Powers
I'm not. No. We're not saying a friend of the program embellished, but if I were a betting man and I were to say someone embellished there, it was probably Durst.
Chris Powers
Barbershev got right up.
Dr. Watkins
Honestly, Jersey, cross checking unsportsmanlike for Barbershop.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Chris Powers
Harsh. Harsh. But. But I'm glad Utah didn't just get that kid.
Dan Powers
I don't know the way how fast Barbie popped up. I'm like, you're fine. I don't really know, but that's why
Chris Powers
I think he was embellishing. He literally. He went like this and then got right up. He's like, I'm good.
Dan Powers
Yeah. But he went down on the ice.
Chris Powers
That's embellishment. That is 100% what would have happened. The going down was completely fine. He grabbed his face. He got hit in the face, and then he got up like a man.
Dan Powers
But you don't need to fall when you get hit in the face.
Chris Powers
Yeah, you do. Why he got knocked over. Theirs is a brick shithouse.
Dan Powers
I don't think that he got knocked over.
Chris Powers
Whatever. I'm glad it's four on four.
Dan Powers
Yeah. Agree. That was not a good goal play on Tampa. My thought was, yeah, you're one and two at home so far, and you have a sleepy game like that, you have injury or not. Guys. Not performing again. Vassi not performing. If you're Tampa, I think you're pretty upset right now.
Chris Powers
And can I pile on? And this is why. And I. I would love if literally I was looking at the playoff bracket. It wouldn't be that shocking if Dallas, Minnesota went seven.
Dan Powers
Good.
Chris Powers
Edmonton Anaheim went seven. Yeah. Buffalo, Boston went seven. Tampa, Montreal went seven. And Vegas, Utah went seven. Like that is. That feels very. Not a reach for all those. And I was like, that would be crazy if we can get all those game sevens. So I love that you think. Think that Tampa back against the wall. They've been seesawing all series.
Dan Powers
Will just.
Chris Powers
Oh.
Dan Powers
Oh, my God. Clayton Keller and Jack Eichel are such similar players. It's unbelievable.
Chris Powers
That will just force it. But going back to the Bell center, where I feel like Montreal should have won twice and just kind of. They were the sleepy haps for two seconds there in Montreal. And Costum. Yeah. How long do you think Tampa was leading in game one of the series?
Dan Powers
Oh, I don't. Tell me.
Chris Powers
Zero minutes. How long do you think they were leading in game two? And keep in mind, this is a game they won.
Dan Powers
Zero minutes.
Chris Powers
Zero minutes. How long do you think they were leading in game three?
Dan Powers
Zero minutes.
Chris Powers
Nope. 7:54.
Dan Powers
I thought we were on a roll there.
Chris Powers
How long do you think they were leading in game four, which they won.
Dan Powers
Four.
Chris Powers
Four minutes.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Chris Powers
How much do you think they were leading in game five tonight?
Dan Powers
Zero minutes.
Chris Powers
Zero minutes. They have been getting dummied. Yeah, dude. And they have two wins to show for it. But it's like it takes everything to somehow claw these victories from the jaws of defeat. I am having currently sitting at this desk a hard time, even though great flurry at the end. Great flurry at the end. I give them credit for that. But I have a hard time sitting here going, they're going to waltz into Montreal and win.
Dan Powers
Yeah.
Chris Powers
When I'm like, you haven't had a lead in this series. Literally.
Dan Powers
Yeah. I mean, again, tons of credit to Montreal. You get Gallagher in the lineup, gets that greasy goal.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
Doc makes his presence felt great. And like you said, that line's been great. Texier gets a gold. But like, again, your big dogs weren't scoring the goals tonight. I think you grease out a win in this one. If you're Montreal, that's. That's what I would call it. On. On away ice. You catch Tampa sleeping. You get a. You catch. When you have a game like this where Vassi has a bad game and make no Mistake, folks. That was a bad game from Vassi. You have to win. And when none of your big dogs are scoring, that is a great game to win.
Chris Powers
And here's what I want to say. Here's my stroke off for the Canes. The. Excuse me. For the. For the Habs. Right now, I'm thinking to myself, man, and Osh said this on the broadcast, too. He was like, when I won the cup in 2018, you need everybody doing everything. What people think that means is you need everyone hitting. You need everyone blocking shots. You also need third line guys scoring.
Dan Powers
Yes. You just do 100%.
Chris Powers
Montreal is absolutely getting that right now. And I was, from watching the series, and we have watched damn near every second of this series. I was about to go, God, you're getting nothing from the top line. And right now, through five games, you have Cole Caufield with one goal, three assists, four points, and Nick Suzuki, zero goals, five assists, five points. So they are leading your team in scoring.
Dan Powers
Well, Lane's got five, too.
Chris Powers
Lane also five. But it's hilarious to me. It's. It's actually like a double win for me. Win number one is I feel like they're doing nothing and they're literally leading your team in scoring. And win number two is. Imagine when they start scoring goals. You know what I mean? Like, how is Tampa in. How is Tampa down three two and Cole Caulfield and Nick Suzuki have combined for one fucking goal.
Dan Powers
Yeah. I mean, listen, it's easy to say this through five. Someone has to be winning after five, and it happens to be Montreal.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
But right now, when you have the lead and you're headed back to the fucking Bell center, you feel pretty damn good.
Chris Powers
And if.
Dan Powers
If the. If the deck stays as it is and you know, like, Cole only has one goal, Zuk has zero. But Point has one point.
Chris Powers
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Only has his one goal. If you're Montreal right now, you undoubtedly go happy to keep it as is.
Chris Powers
Yeah.
Dan Powers
Because you feel like you're going to win that battle.
Chris Powers
Yes.
Dan Powers
Right. I do believe, as I said, I think this is going to go seven. I think Champ is going to find a way to win the next one. But very much so, if anyone wakes up, they will win. If Tampa. If Tampa's big dogs wake up, I think they will win two in a row. If Montreal's big dogs wake up, they will win this year.
Chris Powers
I like this take. So it's like my goalie take in Dallas, Minnesota. Yeah. In reverse.
Dan Powers
I think if I'm.
Chris Powers
If.
Dan Powers
If I'm picking, I Say it's going to go seven and if it stays as is, Montreal has the edge for me. I just don't think in any of the losses Montreal has like fallen asleep or Doves has had a really bad game, whereas Tampa has done that.
Chris Powers
I guess Montreal is pissed about game four when they're up to nothing and they went, oh yeah, which, which we. Dude, if you. If that was a game that was the Kings or the Bruins or something you were like emotionally invested in. In that moment, you would have gone, that was a puke job. Which it was. Yeah, I wanted to call something you said. You mentioned Gensel earlier and I just wanted to say this Gensel dude, I think you said only two this series, which is probably right. But Gensel. 79 career playoff games, 43 career goals, the highest goals per game by an American born player ever in playoff history.
Dan Powers
I said it when we were in Tampa. Jake Kensell is the sneakiest good hockey player on earth. On earth.
Chris Powers
Like think about the Americans that have been in playoffs. Patrick Kane, Mikey Madonna. I'm like, no way.
Dan Powers
And like Patrick Kane with three cups, you know, Like, I know Gentz has two. Three.
Chris Powers
Must have two
Dan Powers
because he caught one with pit.
Dr. Watkins
Yeah, yeah. And then he got.
Dan Powers
Sorry. And then he got. And then he. I think he caught the.
Chris Powers
No, he missed that first one.
Dr. Watkins
Yeah. So he only has one.
Dan Powers
Missed the first one with Tampa, but caught the second one. Right.
Chris Powers
With. You mean.
Dan Powers
No, well, Pet has three and he. Does he have two with. With pens.
Chris Powers
No, I'm saying they want it, you know, a million years ago.
Dan Powers
Yeah. And he has one with Pence. Yes, that's. We've said that from the beginning.
Chris Powers
No, we were saying which one he caught with that. No, no, no other cup.
Dan Powers
We were saying did he catch one with Tampa or.
Chris Powers
No, no, no.
Dan Powers
Yeah, because that was way after. Yeah. So he has one cup.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
Yeah. So three cup. Patrick Kane. Yeah. And like the fact that he has more like, that's, you know, that's crazy.
Chris Powers
Yeah.
Dr. Watkins
He just had the benefit of being on two very good teams so far that have made deep runs.
Chris Powers
So amazing.
Dan Powers
He way missed those Tampa cups.
Chris Powers
But.
Dan Powers
But either way. But yeah, I mean, it's like he is, I mean, fuck, man, like 38 goals this year. 41. 30. 36. 40. Like 40. You know, he's just, he's a goal scorer and he's such an under the radar goal scorer. It's crazy. But yeah, I mean, if you're Montreal, you're feeling great.
Chris Powers
Oh, yes, you are. Yeah. And the Bell center is going to be a electric factory.
Dan Powers
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Chris Powers
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Dr. Watkins
He sneezes.
Chris Powers
He sneezes and he sneezes. Unprofessional.
Dan Powers
Sorry.
Chris Powers
You said in the live before game four that we need Eichel to shoot the puck. Yeah, and I said, dude, what are we gonna. What is he. He's 80 years old. We can't teach an old dog new tricks. Amy said, Chris, he's like 20 fucking 8. Calm down. He can do whatever he wants. He's the best player on the ice. Jack Eichel, game four, 11 shot attempt, six on goal, most in the game. Yeah, I think he finished with three assists or whatever, but, man, exactly what you wanted. Did everything you needed him to do. Vegas gets the huge win, ties up the series. Now here we are in game five back in Vegas. I. I said that Utah just looks better in this series. There were stretches. Utah's gonna win the series. They just look better. But it occurred to me that maybe after Vegas steals one OT Thriller game four, that they come home game five, use the juice of the fortress, the crowd, the vibes, the strip, and just win game five. And then Utah's on the ropes. But, dude, Utah, this Utah team is just fun as fuck.
Dan Powers
Oh, my God.
Chris Powers
It's insane. Every game they come out and I go, here comes the Stinker. Kind of like what we saw with the Ducks, frankly, you know what I mean? Where it goes, oh, here comes the stinker. From the team that hasn't been playoffs. They don't know what they're doing. They've been playing great, they've been impressing us, but they're due for one. And every game they go, fuck you, Stinker. Yeah, you're the stinker. And I'm like, I am. You know what? And it's been amazing so early in this one. I was. I guess this happened to me a few times, but I got worried about Carter Hart again. I was like, oh, man, here comes his stinker. But he reels it in. Vegas has no quit. And then I'm like, oh, Veggie, here comes Veggie Stinker. But then he reels it in, and I don't know which way is up.
Dan Powers
Yeah, Vegas continues to be dead and then not dead. Yeah, they continue to battle. This one felt like it when Crouser scored in the second period halfway through.
Chris Powers
That's the one I was like, part. Yep.
Dan Powers
And. And with that one, I was like, you're dead.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
That you. Utah's winning this game. And then quick score a fie Goal. Quick theater goal. I tweeted Shea is having a great game.
Chris Powers
Shea is so good.
Dan Powers
He's so disgusting. And I was like, veggie probably wants that one back. But Che, it's just, you know, yeah,
Chris Powers
players make plays and he's walking down fucking Broadway.
Dan Powers
Totally.
Chris Powers
So whatever.
Dan Powers
But yeah, like Vegas just, like, finds a way. But then it's like Gunther again. Big fucking God, this guy Gunther scores. Carcone scores. And that goal was disgusting, by the way. The pass from Kerfoot was so nice.
Chris Powers
Just a quick stat, quick spring two on one.
Dan Powers
Perfect pass. Perfect one. Tee gets it upstairs.
Chris Powers
He kind of muffined it, but it doesn't matter.
Dan Powers
Doesn't matter.
Chris Powers
You just have to get it upstairs.
Dan Powers
Also, the replay makes it look like a month.
Chris Powers
Agree, agree.
Dan Powers
It was like flopping, but he hammered it.
Chris Powers
Yep,
Dan Powers
looks like they got it. And then Scorafev Patty, tie game. Now here we are, we're headed into double ot, so.
Chris Powers
Yeah, go ahead.
Dan Powers
I. No fucking whatever. What do you gotta say? I'm dead, dude. I got nothing for you.
Chris Powers
Theodore. Ev. Theodore has always scared me because our first year of covering the final, we get media passes and we get to go to media day, where it's the day before the game won. And they're all at their booths, you know, and there's a schedule and you can do the thing. And Dan and I were a brand new show, and none of these guys know us at all. And I was. We had done it at All Stars, but All Stars was so chill that I was like, oh, we just make jokes. Which we did. And they all laughed. But then here it's like, like laser focus, cup energy. And I was like, dude, maybe these guys don't want to make jokes here. And I think I made Dan go first. And he made me was Aiden Hale. I can't remember who you got first, but Dan went up and made. And we let the professional reporters ask their real questions. And then it starts to clear out and then we ask something stupid. And whoever Dan went up to first died laughing. And I was like, oh, you know what? They're just. They're just the homies still. And they. They would like, probably a little ease in the tension before game one. So then we got in a rhythm and now we're asking everybody all these jokes. And then I get the Shea Theodore one. And he came over early in the. Into Vegas when they became a team, and all they did was go to the, like the Western Conference finals or the cup, you know, So I went up to him Once the feed died down, the scrum died down. And I was like, shay, since coming to Vegas, you've made the third round or more every year. Do you ever think to yourself, damn, I wish I hadn't come here. It really is killing my summers. And he was like this, no, I would like to win the Stanley Cup. And I was like, oh, no. Cause, dude, he doesn't know. He doesn't know us. Like, he doesn't ever. And I was like, oh, fuck. And since then, I've been literally terrified of him. Like, I don't ever want to see him.
Dr. Watkins
You had to go. That was a joke, sir.
Chris Powers
Just so you know, Evan fucking guy. No joke, Trishay.
Dan Powers
He was not in the mood, and
Chris Powers
I'm sure he is. He just didn't know me. And like, was I just like, what is going on? You know? But I was dying, so I was like, I am now terrified of Shay Theodore forever.
Dan Powers
I. Yeah, he's so gross. God. But this. We've been stroking off Dallas, Minnesota. This series is just as good. It is. It's so unpredictable. Both these teams are so fun to watch. Neither of them are ever out of it. The fight from Utah. The fight.
Dr. Watkins
I've been surprised by Utah being so resilient.
Dan Powers
Yes.
Chris Powers
Both teams, frankly. Vegas has a ton of comeback wins. Not just comebacks. Like, comeback wins in this season.
Dan Powers
And what's crazy too, man, is like the. The goaltending is as expected. Like, Veggie's good, but, you know, Vegas is a good team. And I was like, they could probably get some goals on him. And they have been. I was very much like, I don't think Carter Hart is a definite. Like, you're gonna be a lockdown. And he hasn't been.
Chris Powers
Yeah. And earlier I thought, like, he might
Dan Powers
like, oh, no, this is like a shootout again. And I think the only thing I got to say in here so far is Jack Eichel's doing what Jack Eichel does. You got goals from Barbie. You got goals from Scora Fev. Mark Stone is Mark Stoning. You know, like, he's a.4 4.
Chris Powers
What's the score right now?
Dan Powers
4 4.
Chris Powers
Yep. The dude.
Dan Powers
Hold on. You know who's very happy right now is Toronto Maple Leaf fans because Mitch Marner has been. Oh, not very good.
Chris Powers
Good point, Dan. Okay, let's. Well, let me go back to Dorothea for a second and then we'll go to Mitch, Dorothy, Ev. Got. And this is another one because Utah is probably feeling like, shut the fuck up. We are gross. And we were in the central and actually had to earn wins. Except unlike the fucking Pacific. But coming into the series, if you're Vegas, you have to be like, we should win this series.
Dan Powers
Absolutely.
Chris Powers
Fucking Pacific, dude.
Dan Powers
If you're Vegas, you go and get Rasmus, Anderson. Everyone's healthy.
Chris Powers
And you have Mitch Marner, which I know happened at the start of the year, but you got Mitch Marner.
Dan Powers
And you go, we are winning the cup. Like, you want to win the cup? Is Colorado, Dallas and Minnesota. Disgusting. Absolutely. But you are like, we are trying to win the cup.
Chris Powers
Yep. So. So Vegas is in. Finds himself in a dog fight. Okay. And in game four, a crucial game for which you come back and win, and I don't have the exact number in front of me. Whoever's listening can look this up. But Dorothy, Ev, who is your leading fucking scorer in the regular season? Not just a helpful player. Your leading goal scorer gets benched in a. In game four when you are down two one and losing. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, that is a guy. If Cole Caufield isn't going, which he kind of isn't right now, he's not getting benched. I need him to go because he'll eventually go. Dorothy of gets shut down and then he comes out in game five. Everyone's talking about it. They're like, they need Dorothyv to get going. And he scores. And I was like, oh, that'd be interesting. And then he scores again. And I was like, wow, that would actually be massive for Vegas. And then he's bang. He ties the game with a fucking minute left for a hat. His first playoff hattie. And I was like, oh, so. And he almost got his fourth if he had handled that better in the first overtime. So massive. Look there. If you're Vegas because you hope. You hope you win this game, obviously, because you do not want to go back to Utah, but at least you've got that cooking right now. Where you go, all right. Thank God I'm not about to go out of the playoffs with our leading scorer having no goals. Speaking of no goals, Mitch Marner. Let's go there.
Dan Powers
Granted, we're through five games, plus an extra period here, and he has three assists.
Chris Powers
No points tonight. Nope, no points tonight. Three assists through five games, no goals. And for context, last year, in a second round exit right for the Leafs, he had to Florida Marner. They play 13 games. He has 13 points, which you will always take. But it's two goals, 11 assists. And that's kind of his game, obviously, but Keep in mind that regular season, 27 goals, 75 assists. He's not, not scoring at all, right?
Dan Powers
He's.
Chris Powers
He can put the puck in the net. You just need him to do it in playoffs. And dude, you are right. I thought to myself, God, I do not know how the Leafs could have lost this ordeal worse by finishing near the dead last. And Marner granted Pacific, but Marner winning his division with Vegas. But a first round Vegas exit with Marner posting three points in six games and no goals would be at least a salve on that wound.
Dan Powers
Yeah, it's. It is frankly unacceptable. And I agree. And it's like you, you're definitely, you're
Chris Powers
definitely fighting it, you know.
Dan Powers
Yeah, you're in this situation in this, you're in double OT now. And if I'm Vegas, you know, if I'm Tortorella, I'm definitely looking at that guy and I'm like, can you fucking get it going, pal? And it's not like they're void of scoring, you know, they've got like Ikes has, I think what does he have two assists today? I think Ike has eight points and you know, only has one goal, but has eight points in five games.
Chris Powers
And a lot of his assists are. Not a lot, but a few of his assists, including the, including the Dorothy of game tie and goal. With the minute left tonight are hammered shots that people are just putting the rebound in, which is a knock that I'm like, it wasn't an amazing pass, but it was him trying to shoot the puck into the net. And then good things happen tonight, Dan. And I have a question for you because maybe you just know I'm interested to find out from people who are watching Vegas every night what the usual lines have been all year because I haven't been paying attention enough. Yeah, but when the year started and it was Eichel, Marner, Dorofiev, I put a billion dollars on Dorfiev winning the rocket because I was like, oh my God, he's playing with Eichel and Marner. This is insane. And he scored a Hattie. He scored two Hatties in his first four games. Yeah, and that was the line. And the lines tonight have Eichel centering line one with Howden and Barbershev, Marner centering line two with Smith and Stone and Dora Fev on the wing with. On hurdles line. And I'm like, has that. How long ago did that get split up?
Dan Powers
I. I couldn't, I couldn't tell you how long that's been happening.
Chris Powers
And how long has Marner been playing center by himself? You know, like. Yeah, that's. That's.
Dan Powers
I think it's because. It's because Wild Bill is hurt.
Chris Powers
Yep.
Dan Powers
And, yeah, I. I mean.
Chris Powers
I mean,
Dan Powers
I don't know, man. It's just like, you are. I'm a big Mitch Marner supporter, and these are just guys where I'm like, you're too good. You're too good to be playing, to be not playing at your best. And you're in a dogfight now with this really great, scrappy Utah team. If you lose a game like this on home ice and you only have three points, three assists, no goals, you're looking at yourself in the mirror and you're like, I got to get going here.
Chris Powers
There's a million examples of teams mixing up lines. The Bruins just did this where it gets things going. You see this in playoffs all the time. But remember us saying about Nashville the last couple years, maybe this was two years ago. They weren't. They were out, basically. And then they made a really late push because they put Stamcos in and Marcia so. And flip on the same line, and it was like, oh, yeah, wow, they're scoring. That's insane. And we just saw the Oilers announce we're playing McDavid and dry saddle on the same line in game six. Because we said, if we're going out, we're going out swinging. And I'm kind of like, I don't care. What hasn't been working.
Dan Powers
Put Marner with Jack.
Chris Powers
Put Marner. Like, what are we doing, dude? Like, just put in with Jack and go fucking fight.
Dan Powers
Yeah. Like, I would no doubt put Marner with Jack and try to get him going, but I think the issue is you need him to be playing center. And here we go.
Chris Powers
One highlight for me from this game earlier. Schmaltzy, someone broke a stick. Maybe. Theodore, someone broke a stick. Sprung Schmaltzy on a breakaway. Huge save by. By heart. And then Taniv on the turnaround right after that. Oh, insane save. Crazy. That was awesome. But Veggie has also made some incredible ones down the stretch here. So I think what's going to happen for the viewers is we are going to go like this second overtime just started.
Dan Powers
We're gonna just watch, and then you're gonna. This episode will pick up as we celebrate the goal.
Chris Powers
Watch this. Oh, no.
Dan Powers
Oh, there it is. Holy howden.
Chris Powers
Shit.
Dan Powers
Fucking Shorty.
Chris Powers
Shorty, dude.
Dan Powers
Shorty for the game over five on
Chris Powers
the power play, I think.
Dan Powers
Why did it feel like that was Coming, dude.
Chris Powers
Because they had a jack fucking breakaway into the Marner chance off the face. Off into how? Like. Yeah, you gotta fucking get two guys on that or something. Or fucking reverse it. The Vegas has no guys on the ice.
Dan Powers
What a rip by Howie. Wow, That's. Dude, you said you don't like power play goals. How do you feel about shorthanded goals?
Chris Powers
You know what? Actually that is cool because you take a penalty in overtime and you go, what the fuck? And then to do it in shorty is insane.
Dan Powers
I'm just like, look at Hill just in the middle. What a fucking beat.
Chris Powers
He loves the boys. I'm. I'm sick for weeks because I feel like this kind of all started on that fucking play. I'm sure he's so pissed at himself. No, that you're.
Dan Powers
You're.
Dr. Watkins
Fuck.
Dan Powers
It's a great shot, Howden.
Chris Powers
It is, but I just. God, he's going crazy. Good for him.
Dan Powers
Yep. Good fucking forecheck on the penalty kill. Gets the steel. I mean, that is just a singular effort. I mean, no, there's. There's two guys in there, but that's just such a good play by Howden. Deserves to be going bonkers.
Chris Powers
Oh, dude.
Dan Powers
Rips that puck off the stick and then just lets it fly.
Chris Powers
Marner Apple.
Dan Powers
Was Marner in the corner with him there? Yeah, it looked like it was him,
Chris Powers
dude. Well, that's fantastic, Jackie. Five hole tries to go fibers on the breakaway. On the shorty breakaway again.
Dan Powers
Can't get second chances out there on the ice, dude.
Chris Powers
Yeah. Marner Apple, dude. So fucking four points.
Dan Powers
Four points in five games. Hey, listen, that was a good dig.
Chris Powers
That was a good.
Dan Powers
That was a great fucking fight in the corner there on the pk. And they get the puck out. Howden gets it and score. So Mitch Marner. Okay, I.
Chris Powers
Little fight. Little fight, Marner.
Dan Powers
Little fight.
Chris Powers
I have zero doubt in my mind. I'm putting this on. I'm putting this on the record.
Dan Powers
While we were watching that, I was like this. After everything we just said. Marner's gonna shove it up my hoop and score a goal. When that puck almost went to his stick, I was like this.
Chris Powers
That would. And that was like a set.
Dan Powers
And I'm still going to give him a hoop shove, as in he earned one against me because that was a great play. He helped dig that puck out. Great pressure in there in the corner. Gets it. Allows Howden to get that puck. And fucking beautiful.
Chris Powers
Utah Must be honestly, dude, that the weeks play is. Is that shit happens, right?
Dan Powers
Like, is this is this two games in a row where Utah has puked on their leg. Puked on themselves.
Chris Powers
Yeah, because I guess you give up a shorty in overtime. In double overtime, that is.
Dan Powers
And you have. And the other lead. You gave up a goal with the goalie pole cold.
Chris Powers
Yeah. So they're kicking themselves. So hold on.
Dan Powers
Double puke.
Chris Powers
Here's where I was headed.
Dan Powers
The Utah has a stomach bug.
Chris Powers
They have a stomach bug, but now it's out. Get that stomach pump, baby.
Dan Powers
That's two games.
Chris Powers
The Golden Knights or. Sorry, this. I was going to say before Utah. You just. That amount of tom foolery off a D zone draw on the power play is unacceptable. It was a drawback to Marner who then hits the weak side D, who then almost got it back to Marner alone in the slot. Like if that pass had been two inches better, he has a grade A which is ridiculous. And then it bleeds to the corner anyway. And you've got guys on it. And then you let the two Vegas guys dig it out. Which nearly. Dan. I would argue those two Vegas four checkers were too deep to be on the PK in double overtime. Like if Utah does get that out, I'm like, what are you doing up here?
Dan Powers
That's. That's what. That's why I'm saying this was like. It felt like it was coming. I mean there was what, 20 seconds left. I think 16 seconds or something. But like either way, like that you're still. You're an. It's an odd man situation. You can't be too deep. But they. They could feel it.
Chris Powers
They knew they were going to come
Dan Powers
up with Jackie got that little breakaway and they were like this. We're on him right now. It was even a face off and they still felt like they were on.
Chris Powers
But I am going to say this on record. The Utah Mammoth have won game six in Utah.
Dan Powers
Bang.
Chris Powers
Wow. Yeah. I think this is the way Utah have played them and the way they've played at home and the way they played in this game where they had every chance they. I think this. I think the Mammoth. There's no chance. The Mammoth season ends on whenever the fuck. What day is it? Maybe Friday they play. Yeah. Next game six. I think the Mammoth win that game. We're going seven.
Dan Powers
I love that take. All I'll say is, yeah, it's great that it's in Utah.
Dr. Watkins
Yeah, it's Friday night.
Dan Powers
That's two back breaking games.
Chris Powers
Yes, it is.
Dan Powers
Two back breaking games. And then after we put a little pressure on Mitchie makes a big play to get to that winning goal.
Chris Powers
Who knows?
Dan Powers
Maybe he's awake. Vegas is. There are vibes going right now.
Chris Powers
Vegas is good, dude. Vegas is good.
Dan Powers
And there's also like, you know, two times where we were like this year dead. And then they survive like this and win that. I'm glad they tied that game.
Chris Powers
If Dorfy is cooking now, that actually could be Trump. But I still love this Utah team. Dude, they are going to, they are going, they are going to fight. They are going to fight. They're going to fight all the way to game seven. I promise you that.
Dan Powers
Unbelievable stuff. Vegas wins it in double O. T. That's going to do it for this episode, folks. We love you. Hope you're loving all the daily content. If you are, please support spread it around. Subscribe to the YouTube. Please, please, please, please. Five star reviews on Spotify and Apple. Please, please, please.
Dr. Watkins
Next streams Friday.
Dan Powers
Next stream is Friday. We will see you then. And until we do, skate hard.
Chris Powers
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Episode Title: The Flyers End Crosby’s Season and Malkin’s Penguins Career
Date: April 30, 2026
Podcast: Empty Netters Podcast (Almost Friday Media)
Hosts: Dan Powers, Chris Powers, Dr. Watkins
This episode breaks down the key happenings, heartbreaks, and future implications following the Philadelphia Flyers’ upset win over the Pittsburgh Penguins, ending both Sidney Crosby’s season and—potentially—Evgeni Malkin’s Penguins career. The hosts—Dan and Chris Powers, with Dr. Watkins—bring candid analysis, banter, and emotional reactions to the end of a hockey era, dive deep into the cap implications for the Pens, and preview what these playoffs mean for aging stars, contract negotiations, and the improbable Flyers’ playoff run. Later, they cover the Montreal Canadiens grabbing a series lead over the Tampa Bay Lightning (“Sleepy Bolts”) and provide a real-time watch-along with live reactions to the double overtime thriller between Vegas and Utah.
True to the Empty Netters’ style, the episode blends analytical breakdowns with irreverent humor, regional digs (e.g., the “Pitt” vs “the ‘burg” debate [08:15]), and behind-the-scenes hockey culture. There are no punches pulled in criticizing teams or players for mental lapses or contract drama, but the pod is fueled by nostalgia, hockey love, and the perspective of former players-turned-beer leaguers who value locker-room camaraderie as highly as cup runs. Advertisements and extended live banter are omitted here. The episode closes with a plea for ratings, YouTube subscriptions, and a Friday night signoff: "Skate hard."
| Timestamp | Segment | |------------|----------------------------------------------------------| | 01:35 | Pouring one out for Malkin; Pens’ elimination | | 06:06 | Penguins’ high offense fizzles out | | 16:59 | Flyers’ first home ice series win since 2012 | | 22:01 | Flyers’ unique scoring leaderboard | | 27:12 | Cam York’s stick-throw celebration | | 31:56 | Tampa “Sleepy Bolts” critique and game analysis | | 63:41 | Dorofeyev redemption: playoff hat trick | | 70:20 | Double OT, Howden’s shorthanded OT winner for Vegas |
For further humor, chemistry, and in-depth, uncensored hockey analysis, check out the full pod. This summary catches the essence, key moments, and quotes for easy catch-up on the episode’s themes and fireworks.