The Panarin Trade Is Going To Turn A Playoff Team Into A Champion

Summary

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Empty Netters Podcast — Episode Summary

Episode Title: "The Panarin Trade Is Going To Turn A Playoff Team Into A Champion"
Date: January 22, 2026
Hosts: Dan Powers, Chris Powers, Sean Buffini
Producer: Almost Friday Media

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Episode Overview

This tightly packed, boisterous episode revolves around the impending blockbuster trade of Artemi Panarin, the fate of playoff contenders, the swirling Olympic roster news, and classic beer-league banter among hockey-lifer brothers. The hosts deep-dive into possible Panarin destinations, what his departure means for the New York Rangers, and which teams could become instant Cup favorites. They weave in personal stories, fan interactions, Olympic roster heartbreaks, and a debate over the etiquette of Venmo and the group-pay phenomenon.

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Main Segments & Key Insights

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1. Opening: Kings vs Rangers Game, Fan Encounters, and Ice Breakers

[00:30 - 03:00]

• Hosts recount their experience at the LA Kings vs NY Rangers game, emphasizing fan energy and shoutouts to dedicated listeners.
• Banter on recurring addresses, brotherly chirps, and signature dry humor set the episode’s tone.

Memorable Quote:

“We were walking out and he's like, 'Empty Dadders boys! I love that Sean guy. Where's the Irish guy? I love that guy.'” — Chris, [01:53]

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2. Main Topic: The Artemi Panarin Trade Saga

[03:17 - 22:20]

Rangers & Panarin’s Status

• Panarin’s time as a Ranger is over; management won’t extend him.
• Dan’s December prediction (pre-Winter Classic) that Panarin was done in NY is noted, and they joke about "batch" and "baker's dozen" games remaining.

Trade Logistics

[05:30]

• 34 years old, $11.6 million cap hit; 50% salary retention by the Rangers is expected to facilitate a deal.
• Panarin has a full no-move clause, significantly limiting possible destinations but possibly driving a bidding war among his select targets.

Top Destinations Discussed

• Colorado Avalanche: Not a need, but “would be sick.” Panarin could thrive in a stacked lineup with reduced pressure.

  • “If he goes in there with no pressure at all and the Avs are a fucking crab wagon... he’ll go great. That’s awesome.” — Chris, [08:38]
  • But: Making cap room might cost roster staples like Ross Colton or Samuel Girard, raising "culture vs skill" debate.

• Tampa Bay Lightning: Sensible fit; could use another top center/forward but may hold off adding just "depth" as has been their recent MO.

  • “Tampa and Artemi Panarin makes a ton of sense.” — Dan, [13:13]

• Dallas Stars: Top power play, but adding Panarin could make them even more lethal. Cap and pick constraints noted.

• Florida Panthers: Power play struggles make Panarin attractive, but injury to Barkov complicates returns and cap logistics. Lack of near-term first-round picks appears to rule them out.

• Anaheim Ducks (Rogue Pick): Huge prospect/pick pool, deep down the middle, playoff hunt status, and could offer enticing post-trade contract.

  • “Can you imagine?...You add Artemi Panarin and you go, ‘Hey, you remember Chris Kreider and Jacob Trouba and Frank Vatrano?’” — Dan, [18:35]

• Pittsburgh Penguins: Off-hand wild card, but unlikely for a Rangers-Penguins trade.

Who Would Panarin Help Most?

• The hosts land on Anaheim as their favorite destination for chaos and hockey excitement, but agree Central “arms race” scenarios (Avs or Stars) would be fun as well.

Notable Quotes:

“Panarin going somewhere where he can play third fiddle, fifth fiddle, seventh fiddle would be incredible for him.” — Dan, [08:27]
“It always felt clear that Panarin would be moved. Now the question is where to.” — Dan, [04:14]

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3. Olympic Injury Heartbreak: Sweden’s Woes

[22:36 - 29:30]

• Leo Carlson and Jonas Brodin out of the Olympics: devastating for Sweden, who lose their #1 center and a top defenseman.
• Discussion on the depth of Sweden’s roster, underperformance at Four Nations, and thoughts on replacements (William Eklund, Mojo, Mikael Backlund).
• Emotional focus on how injuries strip big names (like Barkov previously) from their only shot at Olympic medals.
• For Duck and Wild fans, this means their star players stay healthy for the stretch—seen as a silver lining.

Notable Quotes:

“We’ve been waiting 12 years to get NHL players back in the Olympics… and now I’m fucking pissed.”
— Dan, [26:21]

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4. US Roster Update: Jackson LaCombe In, Seth Jones Out

[29:30 - 31:43]

• Seth Jones injured; Jackson LaCombe called up.
• Hosts back LaCombe as a legit “two-way” defenseman who fits Olympic needs, address Lane Hutson snub, and praise LaCombe’s “McAvoy-like” stat line.

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5. Florida Panthers Dilemma: To Tank or Try Without Barkov?

[32:51 - 39:16]

• Barkov out long-term—should Florida tank for the first time in this championship window? Could use rest and regroup for a real run next year as almost the entire core is under contract.
• Only major expiry: Bobrovsky (and maybe Tarasov) in goal. Debate over priority of pushing for a one-off Cup vs. priming for a rejuvenated window.

Notable Quotes:

“If Alexander Barkov is out...the Florida Panthers should tank and miss playoffs because without Barkov they can't win the cup.” — Former NHLer (paraphrased), [33:25]
“Winning a cup without Alexander Barkov is such an important, impossibly tall task.” — Dan, [38:22]

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6. Professor's Puck Line: Betting, Recaps, and the "Friday Fade"

[40:26 - 53:59]

• Lively segment reviewing betting results (humorous self-flagellation for losses), laying out this week's “Friday Fade” bets, and previewing upcoming parlay picks.
• Includes zany rhyming intros for each bet, banter over “Life on the Line” picks, and a breakdown of trending teams.

Timestamps for Segments:

• Hot Ice Recap: [40:26 - 40:49]
• Mega Parlay Results: [40:49 - 41:46]
• Friday Fade Debate: [43:28 - 46:10]

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7. Venmo Debate: Modern Etiquette of Paying Friends

[58:37 - 78:08]

• Hilarious and impassioned debate on acceptable Venmo request amounts, the “leave a penny, take a penny” ethos, and when requesting small amounts crosses the line.
• Anecdotes about secret tracking of group debts, late Venmo charges (e.g., $800 golf day months later), and stories about epic tabs never recouped.

Memorable Moments:

“Less than $10, I am enraged. The fire of 10,000 suns blows up. Less than $10, I'm like, are you fucking shitting?” — Dan, [68:42]

• Practical rules discussed:
  • Sitting at a dinner = Venmo fine
  • On-the-go/single drinks = let it slide

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8. Game Time: What’s the Connection? Hockey Trivia

[79:19 - 85:03]

• Nine-question trivia—final answer connects all previous answers ("Game of Thrones" themes like “Seven,” “Egg,” “Twins,” “Wolf,” etc.)
• Dan solves it; hosts riff on the challenge.

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9. Wrap-up & Future Teasers

[85:08 - End]

• Promos for coming player interviews, Olympic coverage, and more “bets, banter, and tape-to-tape talk.”

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Highlighted Quotes & Timestamps

• On Panarin’s possible fit:
  “If he goes in there with no pressure at all...He’ll go great. That’s awesome.” — Chris, [08:38]

• On trading with the Central Division:
  “More of an arms race in the Central. Be fun to watch.” — Dan, [20:59]

• On Olympic heartbreak:
  “Devastating for Sweden…They’ve lost their number one center.” — Dan, [22:55]

• On Venmo etiquette:
  “If someone Venmos me for like $1.25, I’m like… chill, chill.” — Sean, [67:27]

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Episode Flow: Segment Breakdown with Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | Main Discussion Points | |-----------------------------------------|---------------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Opening Banter, Fan Encounters | 00:30–03:00 | Kings/Rangers game, fan shoutouts, tone set | | Panarin Trade: Impending Drama | 03:17–22:20 | Why trade is happening, destinations (Colorado, Tampa, Dallas, Ducks, etc) | | Sweden’s Olympic Injury Heartbreak | 22:36–29:30 | Carlson/Brodin injuries, implications for Team Sweden | | US Olympic Roster Tweaks | 29:30–31:43 | LaCombe replaces Seth Jones, Lane Hutson snub | | Panthers: Tank or Try? | 32:51–39:16 | Barkov’s injury, Florida’s rest vs. push philosophy | | Bets & Professor’s Puck Line | 40:26–53:59 | Week’s betting recap, "Friday Fade," upcoming picks | | Venmo Etiquette & Group Debt Management | 58:37–78:08 | Friend group economics, minimum requests, late charges, etiquette debates | | Game Time: “What’s the Connection?” | 79:19–85:03 | Game of Thrones-themed hockey trivia | | Closing, Promos, Next Week Teasers | 85:08–End | Upcoming guests, Olympics coverage, farewells |

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Tone & Style

• Signature mix of lighthearted chirping, “beer-league locker room” energy, and deep hockey IQ.
• Hosts blend sharp analysis, sharp-tongued banter, and relatable real-life anecdotes.
• Frequent sidebars and irreverent riffs, but tightly looped back into the main themes.

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Listen If You Want To…

• Know which teams could instantly become Stanley Cup contenders with the Panarin trade.
• Hear authentic behind-the-scenes thoughts on NHL trade logistics and player mentality.
• Get the pulse on Olympic roster heartbreaks and what they mean for the NHL season.
• Laugh about hockey’s unsung debates—beer tabs, Venmo etiquette, and gut-check group dynamics.
• Get in on the Empty Netters’ legendary bets—chaos, wins, and legendary fades.

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Closing Thought

This episode, more than any other, blends the high stakes of NHL roster drama with the relatable reality of friendship and fandom, topped with the kind of chirps only real brothers (in blood or on the bench) can throw.

Final words:

“Let’s hit all these bets, let’s enjoy ourselves, and while we do it, skate hard.” — Dan, [85:16]

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Transcript

[A]

Welcome to the Empty Netters podcast.

[B]

Can you believe what this has become? There's a full 48 hours where I.

[C]

Felt like I was like literally Superman.

[A]

Jumbo loves playing Fortnite, so he gets on the sticks. Did TR show you the sauna cycle or was that already.

[B]

No, I invented that. Almost a year now that I haven't taken a body check. That's kind of nice.

[C]

Finished tonight with some chicken fingers and a few Guinnesses. Ran into you guys. That's where this pod came to life.

[A]

Ice is ready. And we are back with another episode of the MT Netters podcast, brought to you by BetMGM. I'm your host, Dan Powers. And over here on the sticks, he's got so many people in the DMs asking if he's single, he might need to be on the Bachelor. Sean Buffini.

[B]

That'll be gas.

[A]

The man behind it all. And then over here to my left, my co host, a man who wears so many ripped and tattered clothes he has people asking if he's homeless.

[B]

Chris Powers, the Derelict campaign.

[A]

I almost made a derelict joke, as always.

[B]

So I want now that I want you I can't have you.

[A]

I get it. You're doing a mogatu. You sounded like Owen Wilson though. Yeah, you combined two things. You were doing Mugatu lines, but you sounded like Owen.

[B]

Oh, dude, I can't help it.

[A]

I get it, I get it. We got a lot to get into today, folks. We've got some. Some hot ice, we've got some games. We've got some. You're pointing at something, Sean.

[B]

We went to the Kings Rangers game last night. Yeah, Most popular ticket in la, apparently. Who knew? Shout out, Dommy. Thanks for the tickets. And Alec and some guy, we were walking out and he's like, empty Dadders boys. And we were like, oh, yeah, you know, King's Water is a good game. Everyone's pumped up. A couple high fives. We're about to leave for the garage. He shows us a picture of. Oh yeah, he showed us a picture of the fries.

[A]

The menu. Yeah.

[B]

He showed us a picture of fries being extra even though he was sitting down. And we were like, oh, it's fucking bullshit. And then we were walking away and he was like, I love that Sean guy. He's like, where's the Irish guy? I love that guy.

[A]

Everybody loves Sean, man. You are.

[B]

Yeah, me too.

[A]

You've stolen the hearts of many. It's really fantastic.

[C]

I'm flattered.

[A]

I love to see it.

[B]

It was great. It's really I love that, Sean.

[A]

It's really good stuff.

[C]

The savagery as well. To say it to both of you, to be like, the one that's missing is my favorite.

[A]

The other I, you know, I get that a lot. It's the. In hockey talk now, everyone's just so sick of seeing me and they're like, where's have Sean do hockey? Talking about, I don't. I'm honestly, I'm not sure Sean could do hockey.

[C]

No, they were playing hockey. They were, you know, they were doing that hockey.

[B]

Yeah. I just expect pictures now, you know, like someone comes up and I sound like. And I start doing this. And then that guy was like, no, Sean. And I was like, oh, no. And he's like, put his phone away.

[A]

And I was like, Sean didn't realize.

[B]

Didn't realize. Yeah, it's incredible.

[A]

It's tough, but a lot to get into. Let's get into hot ice. First topic. As CP said, we were at the Kings Rangers game. The Kings get a big win. The Rangers continue to struggle to slip in the standings. And the question of Artemi Panarin keeps coming up.

[B]

The bread man is gone. The bakery has moved locations, closed up shop. The rent was too expensive in Manhattan and the bakery is opening somewhere else. That's official.

[A]

It is. 34 year old Artemi Panarin is not going to be a Ranger next year.

[B]

Not going to be a Ranger this year. The.

[A]

The Ranger, Yeah. Correct. Well, it's the same year.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not going to be a Ranger soon.

[A]

Yeah. New York's management has made statements that they're saying they're not going to give Artemi Panarin a new deal, which means he will be traded immin around the Winter Classic. I said this. I think it was like the 27th, 28th of December. I was like, feel like we're seeing the last batch of games here for Panera.

[B]

Now.

[A]

I'm not patting myself on the back because.

[B]

Go ahead.

[A]

No, because we're talking a big batch now. It's the 21st of January. I mean, I think I looked it.

[B]

Up like the baker's dozen.

[A]

What is a batch? And it's like anywhere from like 4 to 20. Like the batch is big. So technically I'm right.

[B]

But when did you say that exactly?

[A]

I think I said it on the.

[B]

27Th of December because I just, I'm curious because there's, there's a chance that something really fun happened. There's a chance something really fun happened. You said the 27th.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so then, ooh, they did have a couple games there. I don't know if you said it before the Islanders game, but let's say you didn't. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Yeah, dude. So I'm in the window. And if he gets traded suit if he gets traded after 13 and it is in fact a baker's dozen, then I will be.

[A]

Well, see, you see a batch is a group or quantity of items produced or processed together in a single run with no fixed number. It can be a dozen cookies, 50 T shirts.

[B]

Yeah. So we're golden. Like I'm get trade. He can get traded in three years, but he just could be the last.

[A]

A recipe might make a batch of 24 cookies. So we're going to say 24. 24 games he's traded within the 20. If in 24 games. If he's traded, then I am correct. Y but it, it always felt clear that Panarin would be moved. Now the question is where to. Again, 34 years old, he has an $11.6 million cap hit. So with the new ltir stuff like it's. It's not going to be easy to. To make a move for Panarin. He's been an incredible player in the past and is always flirting around that 100 point mark. In that 20, 23, 24 season, he had 120 points. Since then he's gone 89 in 80 games and then this year he has 56 in 50. Panarin is fantastic.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

19 goals, 37 assists. This year he's over a point per game. So clearly this is a very, very, very talented player. The question is where does Panarin go?

[B]

Okay, so the Rangers will. A couple of things are going to happen. He has a full no move clause. I don't know if you just said that. I did not.

[A]

He.

[B]

If he goes, here are the. Here are the five to six teams I will go to. I doubt it's that high. But if he goes, here are the five teams I will go to. The Rangers can actually get more because they can go, oh, you want him? So do you. So do you. So do you. I got all these offers beat each other, but if Panarin goes, I will go there because they're moving him, dude. They're moving.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[B]

That is.

[A]

I don't know how many times that needs to be stated. Artemis. Panarin is being trained. Right. Everyone knows that this is happening.

[B]

So if he goes, I will only go to that team, which is his right. Due to the contract. It Hinders the Rangers big time because they're like okay, what will you give us for him? You're the only team that will take him. They don't have to say that to the team. But there's just going to be no. They're going to be bluffing any like well beat that offer and they're gonna go no. And then if they. If no one comes in then you just have to take it. So they're hoping Panarin goes I'll do you solid. These five teams all look good but he could certainly go this one team also the Rangers will be retaining 50%.

[A]

Of his have to because you simply.

[B]

Have dropping that down to 5.8 is a manageable number for teams. There are. I like three teams. You like another team so we can bring them all up. I'm going to start with this one. The Colorado Avalanche. There's been some rumors around there. This one isn't a need based thing. Like this isn't like oh man, we have a huge hole here and Panera and would fill that which you see a lot at the deadline. This is like we are spoiled for riches. But we could get him too. That'd be sick. And that would be sick. Yes. And you know what? You know I like this one. It was something I heard you say last night. You weren't even talking to me. I was, I was dropping eves and it's fucked up. You were like.

[A]

It'S pretty fucked up.

[B]

It's fucked up. You said Panarin going somewhere where he can play third fiddle, fifth fiddle, seventh fiddle would be incredible for him. He actually had a pretty good playoff two playoffs ago. Everybody's like he sucks in playoffs. You know he was playing per game and it was okay. But if he goes in there with no pressure at all and the AVs are a fucking crab wagon and he's like hey. And they're like hey dude, get me a couple power play points maybe and like be a sneak weapon on the third line. He'll go great. That's awesome.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So that would be awesome. That would be fantastic for the Aves. However they to make the money work. It would. It will cost them someone they like a lot. I saw Samuel Gerard, I saw Ross Colton get named and that's just a question you have to ask yourself if you're Colorado, like do I want to go fuck Lost Ross, who can play wing, who can play center, who everybody loves. And kitten also popped me 20 goals.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

For Panarin. Does he make the difference? Does his skill because I'm sure Ross would tell you that Artemi Panarin is a more skillful NHL player than him, but does that skill bump make the difference between changing the culture of something that has been absolutely cooking? Like I made the joke to you the other day. I wish that Bruins in 23 did nothing because I know everyone's making moves, but I'm like, who cares? You have something incredible here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So that's the conversation with the apps. Any thoughts on them?

[A]

I love the pick. I think it, it's, you know, would he improve their. Their wings? Absolutely. I think that top line is Lekonen and nature and then it's Colton and Olafson. You got Parker, Kelly, Gavin, Brindley. I think Colorado is really good. Land is out. That's, you know, which is another reason.

[B]

Yeah, fair.

[A]

You know, I think it makes a ton of sense. The question I keep coming back to is the return. I think Brad Marchand is a great comp here. As far as you have an older vet who is still very, very good. I think Panarin is a little more skilled than Marshan. He's two or so years younger than Marshand was last year. Marshy got a return of a conditional second, which became a first if they went to the Stanley Cup. They did. So there you go. I think Panarin is wherever he goes. He's not getting an extension right away.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like a Panarin is going to go to UFA and he might sign with the team he's traded to. He might not. But I do think that this is a Martian situation where Panarin's not going anywhere. He has the no move. More of a no move than Brad did.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And he is going to use it.

[B]

Oh, I see. You mean not going anywhere. He's going where he wants.

[A]

Yes. Yeah. Like, I think he's going where he chooses, frankly. So the return is one of those things where, you know, you're not going to see these teams that are giving up an arm and a leg because they're fighting for it. Because it's really going to be like where he chooses and the team's going to know that he's choosing them, but I think he's getting them a first round pick for sure. This is a, you know, it's Artemi Panera.

[B]

Agree, agree.

[A]

Like, this is a first round pick and then, yeah, to your point, like, what do the Rangers want back? I don't think the Rangers are going to ask for a right now guy if they're smart. I think they're they should be building up prospects if they're able to move Panera and if they're able or willing or want to move guys like Zibanajad and Trojek, they should be building for the future, in my opinion. So, yeah, I do wonder if. If it's a Colorado and I know you've got to make the money work and that's the big thing here because what's it going to be? Five point, you know, something or 5.5.88 if they. If they do the. The 50%. Colorado doesn't have that much cap space, but they currently have 4.1 million in cap space. And you know, yeah, a Ross colton has a $4 million cap hit a. And. And then if you go down, you know, Gavin Brindley is on a rookie deal and is rfa and there's just a lot of question marks of who you move. Yeah, Colorado is a great team. Florida is obviously a team that gets brought up all the time, but we're going to get into that. So I didn't want to bring up Florida. I keep coming back to why. I mean, I really don't get. Feels like every team in the league needs centers.

[B]

Yeah, that's the most valuable position.

[A]

I know. But it's funny when you think about there are just simply more wings on a team than there are centers, but it feels like everyone's got wings and every team needs centers. So I've heard a number of times that the Tampa Bay Lightning could use another center, but the Tampa Bay Lightning come.

[B]

Yeah. You like this one a lot.

[A]

I think Tampa and Artemi Panarin makes a ton of sense.

[B]

Are you so the, the. Let me, let me bring up another team while we talk about this because this will help my conversation. Dallas Stars have been named a lot.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. So they're. They have the number two power play in their league right now. Panarin is great on the power play. So that could make your power play even more lethal, which we see in playoffs can make such a difference. Right. If you just. And remember, like, was it the Oilers series two years ago when. And. And credit to the Oilers PK. But remember when Dallas, like didn't score on 20 power plays or whatever? And I'm like, okay, well, you lose. You're now out of playoffs. So you add a weapon like that. That's amazing. They don't have a 2026 first to your point, but they have a first and second in 2027.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And due to the rental nature likely of Panarin, anyone Going, well, I don't want Panera and I want to resign, Robo. I'm like, you still can. You. You. Yeah, you make the money work for the rest of this year. You bring in Panarin and then he goes, thank you so much. And you go, no problem. Yes, resign Robo. Everyone's happy. Bob's your fucking uncle. Yeah. The Stars and the Aves, we have long said, are like the two best teams in the league. And you go, why would they need Panera? And I'm like, because they're going to play. They're trying to beat each other. They're trying to maximize their chances to beat each other. Is there a chance that Tampa doesn't need? Tampa's just humming along in the east and I don't. Who are you scared of if you're Tampa? Other than Florida getting sick again? Who are you scared of if you're Tampa? No one. In the Atlantic. And then, no offense, but the Canes.

[A]

I'm like, yeah, the Canes. I think the Canes are. I mean, I don't think. And I feel like Tampa fans would like to puff out their chest as. As is their right. But I don't think if you're Tampa, even with your success over the last several years, you're not allowed to say that you're not afraid of people because you lost in the first round last year. I know it was to Florida, but you know, you're not allowed. Yeah. You're not allowed to say that.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

So I think you should be slightly afraid of Carolina. Carolina is a good fucking team.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

So, yeah, I don't think you're afraid. I think you're shaking in your boots. But I think you go, they're a good team.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And if you can get better.

[B]

Get better. But I'm wondering if for the. I don't know what picks they have, but for the return, I guess we just see Tampa do that thing all the time where they add middle depth because they go, we're good, dude. I don't need Panarin to make this work. And they might be right. They were right for a couple times. Yeah, they were right twice and they were wrong a few times after that. Yeah. But they're really interesting to me too. Okay, so then let's go to the Panthers.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

The Panthers power play blows, which is crazy, but it's not good. 22nd in the league. Panera would be a big help there. Um, they don't have a first round pick in each of the next two drafts.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So that's tricky.

[A]

I I to me, I think that rules them out. And it rules out New York can't afford to be like, we'll take a first round pick three years from now.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, that's crazy. Yep. And it rules out because like you said at the top, the new rules are the salary cap continues into playoffs. For all the people that were kind of confused by ltir, that's what was happening. You could put someone in ltir, sign someone during the regular season with that money. That freed up money. Then playoff start and the cap turns off. So then you just get to reactivate that guy, and you're now that guy's contract over the cap.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This year, no dice. So right now, Barkov on ltir, they have room to sign Panarin. Boom, bring them over. But then when playoffs come around, you can't bring Barkov back. So if you're like, barkov's trending to play, then you can't sign Panarin. If Barkov is done, done for this year, you could. And I personally think he's done, done. I think it's fucking insane. We're all right. You know, we're both Boston Celtics fans. We're not huge basketball guys, but we're Boston Celtics fans. And we're kind of dealing with the same thing with Jason Tatum, who tore his Achilles. And everybody's being like, celtics are second in the East. Like, let's get Tatum back. And I'm just like, I don't know if people can play this quickly after an Achilles injury.

[A]

The Achilles injury is such an interesting one because we have seen such a jump in the technology of that surgery and how quickly people can come back. But there's a difference between being recovered from said surgery and being ready to play in the playoffs.

[B]

That's what's even crazier. I'm like, you're going to bring him back in playoffs.

[A]

If there's a mutant who could do it, Alexander Barkov is one of them. But I, I'm not. Was his acl, did he acl and I believe so.

[B]

And Tatum was a coach. Yeah.

[A]

It was more. Oh, yeah. No, Barkov is acl.

[B]

Acl. Yeah.

[A]

I think it was like ACL and mcl.

[B]

Yeah, I think it was a ton of ligaments. But that actually. Well, it's twofold. It makes you feel Achilles is worse. So it makes me feel a little bit better. But also, in hockey, Achilles, you're just in the boot at least.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm like now, well, whatever. But ACL and fucking Stanley cup playoffs feels insane.

[A]

So.

[B]

Those are some teams being floated. Those sub teams I'd be interested in if I was the bread man. Where do you.

[A]

I got a rogue one.

[B]

Okay, hit me with the rogue one first.

[A]

I got a rogue one for you. Anaheim Ducks.

[B]

To New York West. Can you imagine? I. Yeah, that would be.

[A]

So when I think about teams that have picks and prospects, teams I.e. new York west and a team that I think is pretty solid down the middle with Leo Carlson, who will get to Mason McTavish and Mikhail Granlund, plenty of cash. And then you go, oh, whoa. You add Artemi Panarin and you go, hey, you remember Chris Kreider and Jacob Truba And Frank Vetrano. And Frank Vetrano. Okay, so it seems like the obvious one that's staring us in the face, but I'm like, guys, that's. You know, the Ducks are back into third in the Pacific. They're a playoff team. And that. That is even one, Chris. Where I'm like, the Ducks could sign him or could trade for him and then also be like, stay. Hey, do you want a two year deal?

[B]

Dude, the Ducks. I'm looking at the lines are so stacked, it's insane. I'm really looking at the lines being like, where does he play? And I'm not saying they wouldn't find a spot for him. They of course would, but it's actually nuts how loaded they are. And I now love this. I now love this. Their pick's not even going to be that good. Do they have their first round pick?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, like, trade your pick. You're going to make playoffs. Your pick's not going to be that good. Trade your pick. You don't need new. You have no space for new young guys.

[A]

The Ducks are. Yeah, I think it's a super interesting move. And the Ducks are currently dealing with the fact that Leo, Frank and Troy Terry are all out.

[B]

I know.

[A]

And I'm like, maybe you make a move for Panarin, who helps you get through this time period where those boys are hurt.

[B]

And so I was going to say, of these teams, those are all interesting to me. If I'm Brad, where do you want him to go? But I now know your answer.

[A]

The Ducks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Same dude. You just convinced me.

[A]

I want him to go to the Ducks.

[B]

I want to go to the Ducks. And then I would. I would be thrilled for hockey. So let's say he can't go to the Ducks. I'm gonna ask for your next second. Second best. I would be Thrilled if it's abs or stars. Just for the chaos. The Central is mental. The Wild got Quinn and I'm like, go, dude.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

One of you two get them.

[A]

Let's go. More an arms race in the Central. Be fun to watch.

[B]

Really cool. Because Florida. Florida. We're going to. You're going to get. We're going to do some Florida thing later. But Florida just doesn't. Not right now. Not right now. Right now. Yeah.

[A]

I don't see it. I just don't see how they can do it.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

It's one of those funny things where we almost. We were kind of saying the same thing with Vegas and Rasmus Anderson. We were like, how are they going to make this deal? And you know, they did it with and good for them. But yeah, I. Florida not having first round picks for this year and next. I don't see how New York could accept that.

[B]

Yeah. So yeah. Who's your next? Oh, yeah. You said Central too, so. Yeah. But Ducks, dude. Okay, Ducks.

[A]

I like the Ducks. There's also. There's also a part of me with how Lucy Goosey the Met has been. Pitt is just like, oh, that'd be crazy. Panarin to Pittsburgh would be really cool. I just don't see any world where the New York Rangers trade a player to the Pittsburgh Penguins. But they're so out of it.

[B]

I hate when people do that. But it was the marshy Florida thing.

[A]

Panarin popping over there. Dude, make the old boys club. Yeah. Just let him fucking run, dude.

[B]

Him playing with Sid. What are you insane?

[A]

That would be unbelievable.

[B]

Oh, man. Dude, also do it now, Ducks do it now. I looked it up, Dan. There is a freeze during the Olympics. You know you can't make any trades.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So do it now.

[A]

I don't want the comeback.

[B]

And we're all jet lagged and you got to figure out, oh, shit, I forgot to fucking trade for Panera and I forgot to set my alarm. Do it now.

[A]

Yeah, do it now. Do it now. We just talked about the Anaheim Ducks and Leo Carlson and we're going to get into some Swedish blues.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Leo Carlson and Jonas Brodin now likely to miss the Olympics, barring a miracle for team Sweden. So it looks very, very unlikely. How devastating is this for Sweden and the Olympics? It is.

[B]

It is devastating.

[A]

You've lost your number one center.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And you've lost God, a player that I absolutely love in Jonas Brodin. You know you can. We talked about. There were a couple of quote unquote snubs for Sweden And Ekholm was a surprise. Now you wonder is this. Obviously Ekom immediately gets. Gets popped back into the lineup, but I think this absolutely sucks.

[B]

For so many reasons. Yes, it does. But I would say you went to. And you know, Macklin Celebrini is fucking lit. Liddy McTitty this year out of nowhere. And Leo Carson was kind of on that track. My point was going to be Leo Carlson wasn't playing on the Four nations team last year and you were pretty pumped about your team. You know what I'm saying? You want a person.

[A]

I feel like Sweden would be like, we underperformed in Four nations.

[B]

Oh, yes, they did. But I don't think they had to. Like, I think that was a good team that could. I think they underperformed based on their ability.

[A]

Yeah, well, I mean, I think Leo Carlson was being game managed all year last year and then this year he was unleashed and was a top, top five player in the league for a large.

[B]

Incredible. Yep.

[A]

So yeah, I, I think everything about last year and Leo Carlson's involvement you throw out the window because you're like, he is obviously our best center on this.

[B]

Oh my God, you're crushed because you lost your Wednesday. I'm just saying they still have a good team because I looked at their roster last year or at Four nations and went without him. And like this, this is a good team.

[A]

But again my point, they then underperformed. So I'm like, maybe they weren't that good.

[B]

They weren't good.

[A]

And now you're about to be way better because Leo Carlson's your number one center.

[B]

And then. Not so fast. Now you stink again.

[A]

Well, take it easy.

[B]

Well, which one is it, Dan?

[A]

Watch your fucking mouth.

[B]

So yeah, they are.

[A]

They just went fucking gold in World Junior. All right.

[B]

Oh, true.

[A]

Fucking relax.

[B]

They should call those guys up.

[A]

I agree. Dude, bring them up now.

[B]

Bring up. Bring that whole team.

[A]

Get them in.

[B]

What if you brought that whole team to Olympics?

[A]

You go full 1980 miracle season and you go, we're not playing the pros, we're playing these boys.

[B]

They might. Canada might win nine.

[A]

Not this one. Could you imagine that story would be the most insane moment in hockey history?

[B]

We gotta do that, dude.

[A]

Someone should.

[B]

That should be. That should be the rule. If you win World Juniors, that team has to go to Olympics that year. So it's actually on Olympic year.

[A]

It feels like a weird punishment.

[B]

It's a curse to win World Junior because you're like, fuck yeah. Now these boys are going to Olympics.

[A]

Obviously that's A huge blow for Sweden. It's. I hate it. But they've got great players that they can pull up, bring in, put on that roster. How devastating is it for the players? I think that's my big one. We talked about Barkov's injury, and the first thing you and I both said was, fun. He's going to miss Olympics. I wasn't even thinking about the Panthers season because the Panthers were so stacked, and you're like, oh, my God, they'll figure it out immediately. I was like, God damn it. He misses Olympics. Now we don't get to watch Alexander Barkov in the Olympics. We've bitched and moaned so many times how we've been waiting 12 years to get NHL players back in the Olympics, and because we want to see the best players in the league playing for their nation. And we lost Barkov. And now I'm fucking pissed. Obviously, I have massive ties to Sweden and want to. I'm rooting for Sweden in a lot of ways when they're not playing the US and to not be able to see Leo Carlsen in this Olympics, I'm like, fuck that. That I have to wait four years to see him play. And for Jonas, this is probably his last one.

[B]

No, dude, that one sucks worse for me.

[A]

And it's like. It's so crushing, man. I hate it. 32.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. It's one of those where you're like, God, we should do this more often. I know, because it really sucks and makes you kind of appreciate how special that it actually is, because with what I hope happens with more four nations and more international stuff, this will feel less.

[A]

We never get to see these guys.

[B]

But it is cool that the Olympics is a thing and you don't get a lot of cracks.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So, yeah, that's. That's a blow.

[A]

I think. If you're named to an Olympic roster and then you get hurt and you're replaced, I think you should be on the team's roster. So if you medal, you get a medal. I think. I think it should be at, like, an injured reserve in the Olympics.

[B]

That's really cool. I like that. And I'm not. You take that a rule, you don't.

[A]

Even have to travel. Because I was just thinking. I was like, they should still get to go. They're on the team.

[B]

And you. And you. If you got named to the team.

[A]

In the first place and then you get hurt, you should be put on IR for the Olympic team. And in that, they go, you cannot play like you've been put on ir, but you are on this roster. So we're gonna. You're gonna get a medal if we medal. You're a part of this team. You're gonna be on the group chat.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And you can go if you want. But, you know, if you're rehabbing, you're like, I'd rather stay home and rehab. That's fine.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

But I think that they should be on the team.

[B]

So you think Ekholm's going in, I would guess. And then forward.

[A]

I have. No. I don't. I can't off the top of my head, so.

[B]

Well, the. The big snubs that. That came out right away were William Eklund, who's having a great run.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And. And Mojo. But they're both wings.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I don't know. But then Mikhail Backland play center, so gotta be Backland probably for the position. Maybe. But I don't know. I can't remember if they have an. Like, you know, you gotta aim an extra for it. I can't remember if they have another center on the roster, in which case I would go Mojo.

[A]

I am Mojo.

[B]

So get him in, dude. Especially because I'm like, for.

[A]

But that's what I was saying. Like, those are great players. Like, they're.

[B]

That's what I mean. So, obviously, Sweden's devastating. So here's my other take, Dan. There are. There are two devastations and two elations. Team Sweden devastated. The two players.

[A]

Devastated.

[B]

Devastated. Ducks fans, Wild fans. Elated. If I'm them. If I'm a Ducks fan, I could not be happier that Leo Carlson isn't limping to the Olympics with a knock. Just trying to be like, I can play. I can play.

[A]

I was gonna say he's so young that I'm kind of. Don't matter, dude. He's fine.

[B]

Don't matter. He would be, but just don't matter, dude.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Stay, buddy. Stay home. Get rest. This. What a break this is about to be for you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And we. We are trying to make playoffs. Minnesota Wild, you are in the arms race. Battle of your lives.

[A]

The Wild are definitely. Because Brodin's had injury troubles in the past.

[B]

Dude. Stay at home. Kick the shoes off. I'm telling you, it sucks for the players, but if I was a fan of either of those teams, I'd be like, yes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So good.

[A]

So true.

[B]

So, so good.

[A]

One quick hitter. Olympic thing that just was announced. Seth Jones, after the Olympic rosters were named, then plays in the Winter Classic against the Rangers. And people were talking about the Adam Fox snubbing. And that was hilarious. And then that they injure.

[B]

Seth Jones. They took him out. They took him out.

[A]

They took him out, took him out.

[B]

Of the cruise missile strike.

[A]

So Seth Jones is now out and Jackson lacombe has been named in.

[B]

I not to pat myself on the back and you were obviously swirling around this too, but we picked our rosters. I picked him, he was named. I picked him over Seth. And obviously I was wrong. They took Seth. But it was cool to see how presumably how close he was. Right? Like, I think when you don't make it, because it was a. I mean, there's so much talent in that defensive pool for the US when he doesn't make it, you think, well, he was probably a few guys away, a few guys out. And with this decision, it feels more like, no, that was. He was in the convo big, big, big time down the stretch. And I think I love the pick. I love the pick because there's guys that do. And we don't have to have this whole conversation again. But there are guys that are quick puck moving guys and they're bigger body guys that can control a game in fucking eight minutes, which is what he's been doing in Anaheim all year. We talked to Kreider, he said people don't understand how good this kid is. I am pumped. I am pumped about this.

[A]

Me too. I mean, we don't need to go into it deep. I, I absolutely love Jackson Lacombe. I've been saying this for years. I know you have to, like you just said, but like, yeah, I mean, dude, six goals, 25 assists, 31 points in 49 games as a defenseman. And I, I mean, like that, that is. This is one of those things where I feel like a lot of people go, how do you not take Lane Hudson? LANE Hudson has 52 fucking points in 50 games. And I'm like, I get it. But I need people to understand that Jackson Lacombe is no slouch, is 52 more than 31. Yes, literally it is. But don't forget that Jackson Lacombe is 62 and is incredible defensively.

[B]

Has to defend McDavid and McKinnon and Crosby and Marner and Stone. Like it's going to be.

[A]

I do always want to bring up in these situations, like, because I know that Lane Hudson himself. I know that Lane Hudson fans. I know that Lane Hudson's dad is probably making a stink about this. But yeah, Jackson lacombe is fantastic and is a significant two way defenseman. Yeah, there are reasons for these Picks, but pumped for Jackson. That's amazing. Last bit of hot ice. This was an interesting take that came up. We've talked a lot about injuries here, We've talked a lot about contenders here, trade targets here. Sasha Barkov and the Florida Panthers have come up. We were talking to a former NHLer yesterday. Not to say who, because we're going to talk to him, see if he wants this take of his out there, but he made a great point about the Florida Panthers. I've been saying for months now, we both said at the beginning of the year, all the Panthers need to do is manage. Yeah. All they need to do this season is manage. Don't get too far out of the race. Currently they are with two games in hand on Boston. They are five points back from a playoff spot. So that's not nothing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

As we've said before, it's like, all right, you guys like you gotta, you gotta win games here. But like in my opinion, like we said, they're fine. Four game sample size. If they go four, if they win four straight, like they are right back in there in the playoff race. Chuck is back in the lineup now. Great this, great that, blah, blah, blah. This former NHLer said to us yesterday, if Alexander Barkov is out, like if they are talking to team doctors, if they're talking to him, which I believe, and they're like, you are not playing this year. This guy said the Florida Panthers should tank and miss playoffs because without Barkov.

[B]

They can't win the cup. They can make a run, they can get a couple rounds, whatever, but it'll be too much to win the cup without that caliber player. Yeah, I think.

[A]

And well, and let's keep going. The take is because some time off for these players, given that they are all under contract on this team, would be very, very, very beneficial to this Florida Panthers roster and how much hockey that they have played.

[B]

And to the point that you would go because. Because that's usually the fear. Well, you know, we're never going to get this group again. Like where are we going to, you know, we're going to lose some guys. Wrong. You're losing nobody. And the point would be literally the second they are, the second the regular season ends and they are out hammer the future next year for the Panthers to win the Cup. Yeah. Because it's the same team and that couldn't win the cup, but they'll just be rested and back and ready and pissed that they got robbed of a three peat because of injuries. Yes. I love the take. I personally Believe Barkov is not coming back. I personally believe he should not come back just due to RIP Fear. Like, I mean, how old is he?

[A]

Dan Barkov's only 30. That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Like, you have plenty. Oh, yeah. Incredible.

[A]

Barkov, you're under contract until 2030. I'm like, please don't, like, don't rush.

[B]

Into Alexander Barkov's knee. So I believe he will not come back. I believe he should not come back. And I agree. And this one's tricky because I don't want to piss off the Panthers because I love all those boys and they are capable of anything. But I think I agree the team, as currently constructed, can't win the cup without him. Only because I'm. I honestly think they could maybe win the East. But keep in mind, think about what he does to coach. You know, how all people are like, every time I stroke off cooch, they go, oh, zero points against Barkov in 15 games. You know, if you run into Tampa or a, God willing, a AVS or Wild or Stars down the line, that one is a tough swing for me with you, without a dude who is capable of what. He's capable of what he's done to McDavid, what he's done to Kuchero.

[A]

Yeah, no, I think it's a very fascinating. So to give people some context, this Florida Panthers group here are players who are UFA or RFA next year. AJ Greer, Cole Schwindt, Thomas Nosek, Luke Koonin and Samoskevich. Samoskevich, rfa. Then you've got Tobias Bjornfoot and Donovan Sobrango, rfas guys that you probably don't know of because they're younger guys who are jumping up in and out of the lineup. And Jeff Petrie is UFA as well. Then the big ones are both goalies, Bob and Tarasov. So no disrespect to any of those players. The. The like, very, very valuable players that have been listed there are Bob and that's it. Yeah, like, obvious. Sam Scavich is obviously a guy that you're bringing back, but. But he's rfa. Like, you will bring him back. And, and again, AJ Greer, Schwent, Nosek, like, those guys play massive roles. Yeah, huge. But they would be the first to tell you, like, yeah, we're fourth line guys. Like, we're. We're grinders. And they might come back on this exact same deal or, you know, whatever. Everything you just said is like, yeah, man, this team is young. The one for me Is Bob. Bob is 37 years old.

[B]

Yeah. Can't be wasted Bob years.

[A]

Now Bob's $10 million is coming off the books.

[B]

You can get him cheaper.

[A]

Dude. I wouldn't be shocked if Bob was like, I'll sign a year, a one year deal for 2 million. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Like, you know, it's gonna be incredible.

[A]

Everyone's taken less. Bob looks amazing. Still, I wouldn't be shocked if Bob could play till he's 40.

[B]

I mean, would you, would you, if you, if you subscribe to this. If you're the Panthers.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you go, barkov's out. We're going to miss playoffs. We want to miss playoffs.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Would you go, Bob, stop playing right now. We're going to say you're hurt and literally just take the rest of the year off and maybe we're going to sign you.

[A]

Depending on what Bob wants. If Bob's like, I could use that rest.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, bro, literally go to, go to, go to Cancun.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We good, bro?

[A]

I, it's, it's super interesting, man. And I know that these players are like, are you fucking crazy? Like, no, we are trying to win a cup this year. And I'm like, of course. So let me be very fucking clear.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't think the players want to do this at all. In fact, I know they don't.

[B]

They want a three point.

[A]

They want more than three people. But I am, I, I am saying it was an interesting take.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because Alexander Barkov is so fucking important, man. I mean, there were Oilers fans last year who were trying to shit on him, being like, barkov hasn't done anything. And I'm like, you guys have no.

[B]

Idea what he's doing.

[A]

Do you not? Honestly, do you not realize or see what he is doing to Leon and Conor? It's, it's, it's obvious how good he is. So winning a cup without Alexander Barkov is such an important, impossibly tall task.

[B]

The Panthers want to win a cup more than anything. But if they were to miss playoffs, I promise you, in hind after they would go, that actually was nice. They don't want that. But I promise you, if it happened, they would all go. Well, silver lining is this is kind.

[A]

Of nice thinking about this group not having to play through a playoff and having a full summer and then coming back next year. Everyone is truly fresh as lettuce for the first time in four years. That would be terrifying. If I'm in the East, I'm like, oh my God, this team, it's frankly, it's like Colorado this year. Yeah, that's what it would feel. And I went 80 games, so it's very, very interesting. So just something to think about.

[B]

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[A]

Welcome back and take your seats. It is time for Professor's puck line. And I am sad to say it was not the best week for the men with PhDs.

[B]

Daniel. Gentlemen, mega Parlay was started off as a Greek tragedy.

[A]

It was utterly disgraceful.

[B]

Mega parlay. Megaparlae. Terrible 13 game recap. Sabers, no. Fliers, no. Isles, no. Mammoth, yes. Habs, yes. Devils, no. Professor Feeny. Turns out they would not do.

[C]

It was a bold. It was a bold, bold prediction.

[A]

That was the one that I audibly, audibly reacted to and was like, what the fuck are you doing?

[B]

Sean, no.

[A]

What are you doing?

[B]

They were not right.

[A]

Professor Feeney was a bit out of his mind on that one. Bit out of his mind.

[B]

Pens, no. Caps, no. Jet snow. Jesus Christ.

[A]

Delicious finish then.

[B]

Bruins, yes. Oilers, yes. Knights, yes. Ducklings, yes. Six, seven, gentlemen.

[A]

Six, seven.

[B]

I swear, every time there are 13 games, we go six, seven. It's uncanny.

[A]

I think it's only the second time.

[B]

We have six, seven, gentlemen.

[A]

I think this is only the second time we've been under.500.

[B]

That's possibly true. Which is good.

[A]

Yes, but not great. And it's. Actually, I said this the other day. It makes me wonder why we don't just bet $20 on everything.

[B]

No, no, no. Sweet. No.

[A]

We would be in the. We would be in.

[B]

We'd be up $80. Not living on a beach.

[A]

That's true. We're trying.

[B]

Not the point.

[A]

We are trying to live on a beach.

[B]

Life on the line. Parlay, recap. We said, get your act together. You.

[A]

And you bamboozled us.

[B]

I bamboozled us. But really, did I bamboozle us or did the Islanders bamboozle me by losing to the fucking F. Flames? Jesus Christ.

[A]

It was not great.

[B]

Oilers, yes. Isles, no. Habs, yes. Canes, yes. Who, of course, beat the Devils. Professor Vini, of course, beat the Devils 3 and 1. We were right there, though. We're right there. I feel quite nicely about the incoming Life on the Line parlay and what.

[A]

What I also feel quite nicely about is the Friday Fade. Yet again, the Friday Fade cashes its check. And the unlikely, unlikely victory that we've somehow got was the Blues over the Tampa Bay Lightning going for a record record 10. What was it, 10 straight wins?

[B]

They had 11 straight wins. 12. Franchise record of 12 blues. Moneyline check, please. Thank you. Unbelievable favor.

[A]

Sitting on Friday night and looking at the Blues beating the Lightning, ending their streak and knowing it was the Friday with so many people came into our messages saying, what is. What the fuck are you doing cursing our team. And I said, well, it's the fade. It's the Friday Fade.

[B]

It's the fade.

[A]

So, I'm sorry, it was not the typical empty netters mush. It was simply the Friday Fade.

[B]

Ginormous Friday Fade slate this week. Ginormous.

[A]

So many games. Here's what we're looking at.

[B]

Knights at Leafs, Bolts at Hawks, Blues at Stars, Flowers, Flyers at Aves. Caps at Flames, Devils at Canox, Rags at Sharks, Ducklings at Kraken. Daniel, there are a few interesting games to me, but there are ones that people are going to say are a fade but aren't like the Devils at Canucks are two terrible hockey teams.

[A]

There's not a fade.

[B]

The fade is about a team that you know must win. The team has to win, so you have to take the other side. The Blues at Stars is interesting, but the Blues are up against a double up and the Fade has never faced a double up, so I don't know.

[A]

How that works, to be honest with you. The Stars have been terrible.

[B]

Stars are terrible. The Flyers.

[A]

Excuse me. The Stars are not terrible.

[B]

They have been terrible.

[A]

I think there is one clear. Unfortunately, there is a clear choice that feels as though the fade will die.

[B]

The fade is.

[A]

The fade is doomed. I, frankly, the Sharks have been so good and the Rangers are so terrible, they're so shit that it could be left. I feel that that could arguably be a fade. Rangers on a West coast road trip.

[B]

In dead last place.

[A]

They're in dead last place. The Sharks are in third place in the Pacific, I believe. No, the Ducks are. But the Sharks are right there. They're on. Absolutely brilliant. I think that could be a fade, but I fear that people will call us cowards for not fading the COVID of Avalanche at home against the Philadelphia Flyers.

[B]

Philadelphia Fliers. The Philadelphia Fliers have lost nearly a thousand games in a row, it appears, and they now head to the mountains to face the Colorado Avalanche, who quite literally have lost once at home.

[A]

I just. It feels. I mean, but Daniel, it would spit.

[B]

In the face of the fade itself to not fade the Flyers because they could literally never win at Colorado. They cannot do it.

[A]

Aren't we. Aren't we fading the Avalanche?

[B]

Well, yes, we would fade the Avalanche, but we would select with the fade of the Flyers.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

I. I feel as though we have no choice as. As delicious. I'd like to. Can I.

[B]

May I sprinkle a fade?

[A]

Just sprinkle, sprinkle. A caveat fade on rags. The Rangers beating the Sharks. But the official Friday fade will indeed be the Philadelphia Flyers taking down the Colorado Avalanche at home. And that's that.

[B]

And that's that. Because Respect the fade. And if I may, I might wager that it's in extra time.

[A]

Interesting. If I may, an overtime victory. If I may, an overtime victory for the Philadelphia Flyers. I love it.

[B]

That brings us to the Saturday Selly. Now, we had selected Leon Draisaitl.

[A]

I.

[B]

He left the team.

[A]

I have. I have an addendum on this.

[B]

Okay. Well, the. The. The news was that Draisaitl left the team for personal reasons. Day of the game, we tweeted out that the bet had been changed because we cannot have a Saturday Sally, who is not in attendance. So the bet had been changed to Conor McDavid because we were staying in the same game. Then the Oilers absolutely rag dolled the Canucks 6, 0. Yet McDavid did not score, which feels impossible.

[A]

I was not consulted on that switch. So therefore the Saturday Selly of last week is a wash. Is a wash. Our selection had to leave the team due to personal reasons. Therefore the bet was cancelled. It was a push.

[B]

A push. I love a push. It was a push. So this Saturday, Daniel, this Saturday. Some that I've had my eye on. David Parsnack playing at home. You know I love a home. Selly against the habs. He has 20 goals in 34 career games against the Habs. He seems to always play well. It's a rivalry game. They get fired up.

[A]

Let me stop you there, sir.

[B]

Certainly.

[A]

Done.

[B]

Done. Bang.

[A]

I feel as though David Parcrnac is due. He looks primed for a goal. He loves a game against the Habs. It's going to be an absolutely amazing tilt.

[B]

Atmosphere through the roof.

[A]

I believe that is a booking and a half. David Pasternak anytime. Goalscorer Saturday Selly against the Habs on Saturday.

[B]

Incredible. Now the Sunday hat trick parlay. Now, last week we had the Wings Moneyline, a Debrinquet point and the under 6.5. Well, the wings won, gentlemen. Debrinquet had a goal and an assist. The game winner in shot.

[A]

Absolutely shot.

[B]

The Wings did win four to three. What does four plus three equal? Professor Feeney?

[C]

You're asking me to do math?

[B]

Yes. Yes, sir, you are. You have a PhD. Good man. Jesus Christ.

[C]

I am the producer of a hockey podcast.

[A]

All right.

[C]

What do you ask? 4 plus 3.

[B]

What does 4 plus 3 mean?

[C]

Let me just do some.

[B]

Carry the 1.

[A]

Carry the 1.

[B]

7 and Daniel, is 7 greater than or less than 6.5.

[A]

Tis unfortunately greater than and.

[B]

Bollocks. We're dead.

[A]

We are dead. Bollocks.

[B]

Two legs again. And if two legs was medicine, we'd be Mary fucking Poppins. The Sunday slate. Aves at Leafs, Devils at Kraken, Knights at Sens, Pens at Canucks, Panthers at Hawks, Ducklings at Flames.

[A]

I love Vegas Moneyline, Jack Eichel Point. And you, sir, can select the under or the over.

[B]

Knights at Sens.

[A]

We will.

[B]

The Sens burned us on the over last week. They will. They shan't do it again. Under 6.5.

[A]

Under 6.5.

[B]

Leg number one. Vegas moneyline, leg number two. Did you say Jack?

[A]

Jack Eichel Point.

[B]

Jack point, leg number three. Under 6.5. Brilliant. Yes, sir.

[A]

We shall get back on track.

[B]

Now, I have good news, gentlemen.

[A]

Only nine games on the Saturday series.

[B]

On the live on the beach. There's only Nine. Which means the beach is less nice. But we could do it. This feels gettable.

[A]

Professor Feeny, start us off.

[B]

Sabers at Isles. Professor Feeny, I don't feel good about.

[C]

It either, but I'll go with Isles.

[B]

Yes. Yes.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Daniel. Mammoth at Preds.

[A]

Shall take the Woolly Mammoth.

[B]

Christopher Habs at Bruins. Beantown, Dirty water. Yes, sir. Boston Bruins. Professor Feeney Kanes at sens.

[C]

I'll have to take Canes.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Not again, Feeney.

[A]

Well done. Not again.

[C]

Do it twice in a row.

[B]

Daniel Bolts at jacks.

[A]

I will take the bolts.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Christopher.

[B]

Wings at Jets. Give me the wings. Jets have been great, but give me the wings. I feel it in the air. Daniel. Or, excuse me.

[A]

Feeny. Feeny. Feeny.

[B]

Feeny.

[A]

Feeny, Feeny.

[B]

Feeny.

[A]

Feeny.

[B]

Feeny. Feeny. Kings at Blues.

[C]

I'll take Kings.

[B]

Yes. Yes. Daniel. Panthers at Wild. What a game.

[A]

What a game. I think the Wild will get their acts together, even though the Panthers need wins. I like the Wild.

[B]

I like the Wild. Caps at Oilers. Christopher, I want the Caps. I do want the Caps in this one. I want the Caps in this one. Live on a beach parlay. Isles, Mammoth.

[A]

I feel terrible about that.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I don't like the way that went at all. Listen to this.

[C]

But I feel better about this than I did last week.

[A]

Okay. All right.

[B]

Good, good, good. Isles, Mammoth, Bruins, Canes, Bolts, Wings, Kings. Wild Caps take the opposite of everything. That's what Daniel's saying.

[A]

No, that's not what I'm saying. But I don't feel good.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Life on the line. Parlay. Christopher, take us away.

[B]

Alternate or just go?

[A]

Just go.

[B]

Just go.

[A]

What did we do last time?

[B]

We alternate him.

[A]

I think we should do that again.

[B]

Okay, but I shall go first. Yeah, because you went first last time. I shall go first this time. Leg number one of the life on the line parlay. Here we go, Christopher. The Tampa Point streak has given them a jolt. Couch can score and he can pass. Surely Columbus will be struck by a bolt. Like they've got a rod coming out of their ass. Tampa body line, leg one.

[A]

Oh, fucking hell. Next game, long time foes. And as the saying goes, you should never bet with emotion with the Habs and Bs. You can guarantee bad blood runs as deep as the ocean. With young studs in net and the stage all set, a matchup we look forward to the most. Lane will get his cookies, but call your bookie because the win will go to the hosts, Boston Moneyline.

[B]

And throw In a pasta. Goal. Oh, leg three. I have leg three. Yes.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Yes. Leg three. You're up, you fucking twat. Leg number three. The mammoth are ready for wild card war. And lately they've been enjoying good fortune. They've already beaten the Preds once before, but one's not enough for a Mormon. The mammoth money line in the third leg.

[A]

Fucking dear fucking Christ.

[C]

Not enough for a Mormon.

[A]

Awful. Terrible. Our fourth leg.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

The canes are running away and the east, they say, has never been more up for grabs. But the team in the capital is very flappable and lately have been looking quite drab. They've been taking their lumps and the sens need a bump. But in this one, the result seems quite clear. Bussy's the best goalie alive. Sens can never survive. To the home fans, make sure you've got a beer. Kane's money line.

[B]

Kane's Bruins. Mammoth bolts. Life on the line. Get it done, gentlemen. Get it done one time.

[A]

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[B]

Listen, I'm going to Kings games all the time. I'm going to sporting events all the time. But I also love a live show. I love a concert. You know, my girlfriend wanted to go to Rainbow Kitten. Surprise. I never even heard of that band. And I said, sounds good babe, let's do it. But I was looking for a great deal. So what I did, obviously just like I do every time, is I popped right onto SeatGeek and I found them. They're playing at the Greek, they're playing out here in LA. And I found an insane deal on SeatGeek for those tickets. And it's why I want to give a shout out to seatgeek because they are hooking it up for anything you want to go see. They have over 35 million downloads. Excuse me, 35 million. They're the number one rated ticketing app, which is all time. There's more than 70,000 listed events on SeatGeek, which is crazy. It's concerts, it's sports, it's festivals, it's everything. Every time I need a ticket for something, I just go to Seat Kick and they have it. It blows my mind. The NHL season is in full swing and you know what I wish? I'm just realizing this right now. I wish I had this a week ago for the College Football Playoff. I literally would have used it and gone to see Miami and they lost. Actually, I'm probably glad I wasn't there, but I wanted to go so badly and I wish I had seatgeek then, but I have them now for the NHL. Look at this. I went on the LA Kings. There's a million tickets. One million LA Kings Tickets on seatgeek. Incredible prices every game. It's outrageous. They have your back. Each ticket is rated on a scale of 1 to 10, so you know if you're getting a good deal. So you look for the green dots. Those are the best ones. Green means good, red means bad.

[A]

Duh.

[B]

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[A]

I love these questions. The notice has become a fan favorite.

[B]

Got another question for you guys. Yes.

[C]

Out of our two hour podcasts, it's the 15 minutes where we talk about wiping our asses and folding.

[B]

Yeah, people should go back and find that one.

[A]

Yeah, that's great.

[C]

It was a good discussion.

[A]

These are the important discussions. These are the things that divide the Internet.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

What do you got for us today?

[B]

I had an interaction with a person, with a friend of mine.

[A]

Oh, boy.

[B]

Who potentially is no longer a friend of mine.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

This is that serious.

[A]

I'm hoping this isn't dramatic.

[B]

What is the smallest Venmo.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

That you two could receive and then maintain a friendship with W. I, I.

[A]

Actually, I was, like, concerned that I was going to be like, you're being ridiculous. I couldn't be more on your side here. This topic is so intense for me.

[C]

Wait, which. Which side of it were you on? Were you the one requesting or the one being requested?

[B]

I was being requested.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Thank God.

[B]

I was. Dude, I was snapping off pennies. Dude. Okay, I, I and I have some caveats here, but. But I just want to know baseline.

[A]

I'm gonna go on a journey here as well. When Venmo first came out and everyone started getting Venmo and the term I'll Venmo you or Venmo me became just common lexicon in conversation, I was so offended. I hated it. I thought people who were doing that and used Venmo were cheap skates and penny pinchers, and it was driving me nuts. I have come around to thinking that Venmo is an incredibly convenient and good tool. I'm glad we have Venmo.

[C]

Not as good as Cash App. Wait, are we still sponsored by Cash App?

[A]

Nope.

[C]

Okay, yeah. Then it's better than Cash App.

[A]

Yeah, it's way better than Cash App. Thank. Yeah, It's a very convenient and good tool. I'm glad we have it. I do still think the existence of Venmo in the right circles has led to bad things. Because I. With my good friends, who I see all the time, I believe in the. You get me? I'll get you. Leave a penny, take a penny.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And I think it's a bummer that I can't. Even if we're at the. If we're at the pub and I go, I'll get this round. I don't like it when my close, close friends go, I'll Venmo you. Because I'm like, no, it's fine. I got this one. I like doing that for my friends.

[C]

It's the same as, you know, during Christmas, you exchange gifts with your family. Now, the net, like, cost is probably the same because everybody's buying gifts for everybody else. But you still feel good because you've given a gift.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

So if you're buying a drink for somebody, it's like, I still feel good because you're. I know you're going to get one in the future, but it's like, I get to gift this to you now.

[A]

I just.

[B]

Sean's the goat.

[A]

The amount of fucking times that this guy comes through with the wisdom.

[B]

Does it come from Ireland?

[A]

Where does it come from? The perfect analogy. It's just. That is exactly what it is. It's gift exchanging. Yeah. And it bums me out because here's what's happened. I'm not gonna name any names, but I have good friends who, every time they get around, I wake up the next morning or that night and I see a Venmo from them. And now I'm like, I'm not buying you rounds anymore. Yeah. Because you're always Venmo ing me.

[C]

And the thing is, like, I have friends. I have friends who are the. I get this one, you get the next one. And I have friends who are the Venmo and will figure it out. What's hard is when there's a group setting, it always dissolves to the Venmo and figure it out. Because nobody wants to be. Well, I'll get this one knowing that they're not going to get the next one. And it's like, it kind of leaves everyone with a sour taste in their mouth. So it's kind of thing where it's like if there's just one Venmo person in the whole group, everyone has to be a Venmo person.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Right. You made me a Venmo person. It's tough.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I went like this. I was on a similar arc with Dan where I thought. And I just mean any. The ease of transferring funds, the. The rise of that. Then Moselle or whatever you want. I hated it at first because I was, I was such a leave a penny, take a penny guy with my friends. Then I was like, actually, this is genius. And it saved the world because now you can just pay, simply pay for what you got. Like, everyone's good.

[A]

I will also add real quick though you, because I am definitely this, but you are even worse than me. You and I are both in massive debt. As far as the friend, take a penny, leave it.

[B]

Yeah, I leave a lot of them.

[A]

I know. I know for sure. In my adult life, I am picking up more tabs and buying, you know, ordering for like a big group. And then I just never get, Never get tapped back. And so I, I'm. I'm definitely in debt. You are in significant.

[B]

So for that reason you should be like, Venmo's amazing. Yes. Well.

[A]

But I think it's because we have been let down by our friends.

[C]

Well, I'm not sure how much of that psychologically is like, true because I, I'm. I have a conspiracy theory because I know a lot of people who feel the same way. I don't know anyone who's like, yeah, I benefit a lot from this system.

[B]

Yeah. I'm a mooch.

[C]

So I don't know if you just feel like when you lose $10, does it feel more. Do you feel that more than when you gain $10? And so everyone is in a station stasis where they're like a poker thing.

[B]

Right. Like, you remember every bad beat you've ever had.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Remember any pots you take down?

[C]

I know every single bad comment anyone has ever left on any of our videos.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't remember any of the nice ones.

[A]

I. Chris doesn't even know this. I once over a three month period. This is similar to the sneeze chart. I kept a log of our. I think I expanded it out to like 20 of our closest friends. And I was checking the till.

[C]

No wonder people Want to be a Venmo person with you.

[A]

No, no, no. I was doing this because I. We were doing the take a penny, leave a penny.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it was absurd how much. He picked up the tab, and I picked up the tab, and it wasn't coming out in the wash. It was like, oh, again, I've never. I have never shared this information, and I did not share it with the group because it would have done nothing good.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

But I. It was. I had a suspicion. I. Because I had that thought that you just said. I was like, am I just clocking the times where I feel like, yeah. Oh, guys, you know, I invited everyone over to the house, and we had a barbecue, and I went to the grocery store, grocery store and spent $500 on food and drink, and no one paid me. And then next weekend, no one hosted a barbecue at their place. I was like, am I just thinking about that too much or is that happening? So I. I clocked it over three months, and I was like, no, it's happening.

[C]

At what level? How much money does somebody need to owe you before you're like, I'm not doing this anymore.

[B]

Yes. Yes. Literally.

[A]

Okay. Before I'm not doing it anymore. If. If you owe me $250, I'm probably not picking up your tab.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

I'm not picking up your tab. You could owe me $50,000 and I would still not say anything.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I. I would never say anything. I would be like, well, but you'll.

[C]

Stop offering about, like.

[A]

Yeah, it's. It's. You know, I mean, I'm not gonna not invite you over to the barbecue, but I'm probably not. When I go up to the bar and I'm going, john, beer. Chris, beer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If I look at Dave, boom.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Who owes me 250 bucks. Which I wouldn't know that. I'm not that fucking petty. But if I know, like, if Dave owes me a thousand dollars, I'm probably not going. Dave, can I get you a beer? Actually, yeah. I would be like, because again, I'm fucking beer.

[B]

Who cares?

[A]

But I'm probably not picking up Dave's dinner for 50k. I will buy anyone a beer. You could owe me 50k and I'll still buy you a beer if you.

[C]

Owe me that money. I'm going to your house and you're making a barbecue for me.

[B]

Dude, I just sit down for dinner every day.

[C]

I just sit down.

[B]

I literally go to your house for dinner with no. With no text. I just show up for dinner.

[A]

At that point it's systemic and you're like, well I'm taking advantage of that cuz he's clearly not doing anything. So I'm just going to keep going over for dinner.

[C]

Okay, but oh yeah, your original question was minimal amount though.

[B]

Yes, yes. Right.

[C]

I reckon like if it's, if it's less than what I can buy. Buy like a Snickers with like. Yeah, I'm like, if it's. I mean, cuz Snickers can get expensive. I think they're like $3 in the liquor store across. I'm like, at $3, if someone venmos you for $3, I'd be like, whatever. But it's like I friendship ending. If someone venmos me for like a dollar and 25 cents, I'm like, chill, chill.

[A]

And dude, I think it, I think it's. We keep adding caveats here.

[C]

If it's a paper amount, five. Although I know in the US you have a $1 bill and a $2 bill, I guess, but $5, it seems like a good amount.

[A]

I think it's 50 for me. For one person. 50.

[B]

50 for under $50. You will.

[A]

No, no, for, for me to venmo someone.

[C]

Oh, but like, but they request you like 39.

[A]

Yeah, you wouldn't be like if someone requested me 39. Oh, oh no. I'm saying for me to send the request to you. Like if you and I are going up to a stand and we get. And I'm like, I'll get this one. Yeah. And it's 80 bucks. I go, I don't give a. Yeah, like I will, I'll happily buy that for you.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

If it's $120, I'm like, like I might Venmo you 60 bucks.

[C]

I see, I see.

[A]

But if I get a Venmo request, I think less than. $20, maybe 25 enrages you. No, it doesn't enrage me. The fire of 10,000 suns blows up less than 10. I am enraged. The thing less than 10. I'm like, Are you fucking shitting?

[B]

10 for me.

[A]

I actually will call someone out. AJ. AJ Audino.

[B]

AJ.

[A]

I knew it.

[C]

No, they're always talking about you. AJ.

[A]

AJ Audino, our dear, dear friend. This fucking guy is so generous and so amazing and so kind, but he would randomly be like, he's like, hey, I'm going down to the bagel shop. You want anything? And I'd be like, yeah, sure, I'll take a, I'll take a diet Dr. Pepper and I would then get a venmo for, like, 325. And I'd be like, what are you doing, AJ crazy.

[C]

It is a weird thing because I always want to pay back my debts, no matter how small they are. But it's like, there are friends who. I'm like, I. If I'm in this thing where I'm constantly buying things for them, and then they Venmo request me for any amount, I'm like, all right, chill. Like, it's okay. Yeah. But then there is a kind of thing. If. If this is one of those people who's, like, already established that they're a big Venmo person, then I'm like, well, I want to pay back my debt. I won't be that annoyed if they're like, venmo requesting me for $2.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But it's kind of like, I know that this is that person's, you know, financial methods.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So it's kind of expected. I don't know how much I would be the minimum for me to Venmo request somebody. I have to think about that.

[B]

If it's like, he's high for me. Because if we went to dinner and it was like, hey, if we had an $80 dinner, I'd be like, yeah, you want to split it? Like, 40? But that doesn't feel that weird to me.

[A]

Yeah, but.

[B]

But I'm with you.

[A]

So.

[B]

So.

[A]

No, that's a great point. If we're sitting down at dinner, I think it's. There's something to me about buying stuff on the fly. I know that I'm like, right.

[C]

If you have the time to process it, you're sitting there, the bill comes, you have, like, the mathematics labeled out on a piece of paper. Like, it makes it more convenient. Whereas if you're just like, like, at a. Like a stand somewhere at a game or something, it's just kind of like. I don't want to have to figure.

[A]

That's what I was thinking. If we're. If we're at a sports game and I. We go and we get a couple of beers and a, you know, bag of peanuts. Yeah. And. Yeah, it's like, 78 bucks. We're holding, juggling the food. We gotta get back to our seats. And I'm like, I don't care. I'll get this.

[C]

And then the only time when you'd really have is, like, when you've gone home. And at that point, it just feels weird to be just like, hey, remember that time I bought you that, like. Like, coke earlier?

[B]

Dude, you got. So there's two things. There's actually three things that I want to hit on and then we can be done. One, the. For me, the minimum amount extends into, you know, you know. Do you know the app Split Wise?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Venmo has a split wise function now, but basically it's like you're on a group trip and you put all the people who are on the trip. And then you can add costs. You're like groceries.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then you can say, this was split by everybody. But then you're like. Like that one dinner that was just Kristan and Sean. So you can click right. And then Split wise simplifies the Venmo. So it's like it'll just add everything up and go. You just Venmo him this, you Venmo him that. And now everyone, even code netters, you'll get shout out.

[A]

Yeah, it's absolutely brilliant.

[C]

And I gotta check this out.

[A]

It's awesome.

[B]

And Venmo has a splitwise function. I'm just calling it that. But they have a function to do this now.

[A]

We'll call it a simplify function.

[B]

Simplify function.

[A]

Hey, Venmo, if you're looking for sponsors.

[B]

And the. So sometimes it'll go. At the end of it all, it'll go, chris, you owe Sean. Like, we've. We've each spent twelve hundred dollars over a bachelor party weekend right across various things. But it's now adding everything up. So then it's like after all the math, Chris, you owe Sean 250. And I'm like this. No, because, like the fee, you know, because, like, so even with a split wise where I feel like I've just spent 12 grand.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then at the end it goes, dan owes you seven bucks. I just go delete. Because I'm like, yeah, who cares, dude?

[C]

It does have a habit of always kind of.

[A]

But. But what's good about that is at least, you know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

At least you're like, yeah, like, yes, go for it and delete it. If you're like, I don't care about $7. But you don't know that in the end, out of the wash. You are only owed $7 until you do all that.

[C]

There are people, though, who in the back of their mind would just. Just be thinking about the $7 every time they look at you.

[B]

You pig. I hate you. All right, so the two things are if you. And you hit this earlier, if someone says, can I get you blank? Can I get you a drink? Can I get you a breakfast sandwich? You can't. If you fucking Venmo me after that, say, say. I don't know the exact phrasing. I want. I'm craving. But I'm like, if the. The offer of a thing is a small thing, like, if you go, can I get your car? I'm not gonna go, yeah. Hell yeah, dude. But like the offer of a coffee.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

I'm like, dude, you will be paying for this.

[A]

I do think we need to get back to buying single drinks for people or a single coffee is not something that we Venmo. Yeah, yeah, that's.

[C]

Although with the price of inflation now, who knows what the price of a drink or a coffee is going to be in a couple of years.

[B]

It could be rinsed and then last one. How late can a Venmo.

[A]

I am so glad you asked this, because I forget a lot.

[B]

I hit you. I hit you three months later.

[A]

I.

[C]

I'm going to start purposefully like Venmo requesting things a year on the.

[A]

Date with such a time. I have been the victim of both sides of this. Or I suppose not the victim. Excuse me, I have been. I have been on the wrong side of both sides of this. So. So I went golfing with a friend recently at his country club, and it was amazing. I had a great time. We had a dinner at the club after, and I paid for nothing while I was there. And I left going, I wonder what the situation was there now in my mind, I was like, I'm going to get a Venmo for dinner. There's no way dinner is free. But at some country clubs, guests golf for free. Like, if you were a member, you're like, you have. You can bring a guest for free or, you know, you can bring a guest up to so many times for free a year, blah, blah, blah. Others have greens fees when you get to the halfway houses and, you know, like the snack stands and stuff, sometimes those are free, sometimes they're not. So we're drinking on the course, we're doing this, we're doing that. And I'm like, I don't know if a tab is being kept.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

What if there is a greens fee? I don't know what's going on. But zero discussion was had about said cost. So I was like, okay, that's interesting. Two weeks go by and said friend was like, hey, you want to come golfing again? And I was like, fuck yeah. So I went golfing again. The same thing happened. We didn't do dinner this time, but I was like, what is happening? And I want to be clear. I could have. Should have been like, what's. Is this? What. Yeah, is this?

[C]

I just like, what do I owe you for that?

[A]

And let them.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

About three weeks after that. So, like, end of the month, we'll call it. I got a venmo for like $800. And I was like, okay. That there was probably $200 to $250 worth of greens fees. And then all of those drinks and snacks were all clearly on a tab. And I was like, that is totally fine with me. And I can't wait to come golfing with you again. And I will pay all that money. But. But I didn't know. So I was like, I imagine that Venmo came in so late because he was doing his. It's like the end of the month. He gets his bill from the course. And he was like, looking at, okay, this is when Dan came. Blah, blah, blah. That was a little late for my liking. Without any conversation. If there had been like a, hey, by the way, I'm putting all this stuff on a tab at the end of the month. I'll tally it up and send you a Venmo. I'd be like, oh, oh, got it. But if it's going to be that late, I think you got to give people a warning. So the other side. I don't even know if I want to say this on the show, but I won't say the event. There was an event had earlier or in the end of summer here in LA with all of our friends. And I, at the end of it, I picked up the tab and it was like, fucking $3,500 dollars. And I was like, I. We got a Venmo.

[B]

Yeah. At least we got it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was not the only person in charge of said event. And in talking to other person, I was like, we gotta send these Venmos. And we just didn't. And it's been four months. And I'm like, I can't send those venos now.

[B]

It's done.

[A]

So, like, I'm just eating that bill because I feel so embarrassed to be like, do you guys remember back in October when we did said thing. Can y' all give me like, 50 bucks? And was. It was.

[C]

So collectively, are you at $3,500?

[A]

Yeah, but it was.

[C]

I'd be sending those. That's. My opinion has changed.

[B]

I'd be, Nick, there is no statute of living.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That is crazy.

[A]

But it's my fault. I've waited too long. I Can't do it.

[C]

How much are you guys getting paid?

[B]

I can't afford to be missing out on nothing. This is a disaster. I'm in financial ruin because of this.

[A]

You remember when I was out of the office for a few days? I had to sell a kidney. Literally. I was like, fucking Jesus Christ. So, yeah, I. I do think you waited too long. I waited way too long.

[C]

I would be okay if I was part of that. I'd be totally okay with you, Venmo requesting me. I would not think anything of it.

[A]

You know what? Shout out Sam Barrett. I brought up this to Sam, who was at said event, and he looked at me and he was like, obviously, Venmo us. And I was like, appreciate you, but I feel too embarrassed. I fucked up.

[B]

My boy party. He's friends with Dan, too. My boy party. And I. He will just Venmo me every now and then for like, an Uber. He takes like. He's. He's like, in San Francisco having a night out on Saturday. And he'll Uber home, and it's like 17 bucks, and he'll Venmo me 1781 for my Uber home. And I just go pay. And I do it back to him. Like, I will just send him.

[A]

It's really funny.

[B]

Rogue Venmos. He's like, pay. Okay, sounds good. High recommend. High recommend.

[C]

That's a good friendship for friends. That's a great friendship.

[A]

It's so good, Venmo. I mean, listen, it. It's a great tool, but you gotta. There's etiquette.

[B]

Be careful. There's Venmo.

[C]

I do like the idea of, like, if you're. Your check, if you don't just get a receipt. If you get a check, if you get a bill at your table with that's in a little tray, then Venmo's completely on the table, regardless of the price. Unless it's $.

[B]

I like it.

[C]

But if you're, like, standing up and doing something. Yeah.

[B]

Similar to fries. It's similar.

[C]

Similar to fries.

[B]

Similar to fries standing up. We're good, dude. Sitting down, Venmo. Fine.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm done with this rule.

[A]

Boom.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I love cp.

[A]

Do you have a game for us?

[B]

I have a game for us.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

This game is called what's the Connection? I love this game. It's everybody's favorite game. I ask you 10 trivia questions. Nine of them have answers. And the 10th question is, what connects those nine answers? One time, all the answers were the names of famous movie and TV dogs. One time, it was all Marvel's all comic book heroes. Dan, are you ready?

[A]

I sure am.

[B]

Question number one. If you ask who is the best number blank in the in NHL history, there is a common answer. But it's tricky because another legend from the same franchise wore this number as well. But he gave it up to the to the former for his retirement ceremony. What number is it?

[A]

Okay, the give up number.

[B]

Yep. Okay.

[A]

I'm gonna say seven. Ray Bourke, Phil Esposito, Sean.

[B]

And I cannot say the answer.

[C]

Of course. Yeah.

[B]

I cannot say the answers because it'll give it away. Number two. Question number two. I'm doing an impression.

[A]

Soft hands.

[B]

You don't shoot the puck to your teammates. You sail it to them. You don't stop the pass. You accept it. Cradle it. Concentration, not strength. Gordon Bombay was teaching his players using what during this scene, we're gonna say an egg. Question number three. There are several ways you can get a delay of game penalty in the NHL.

[A]

I feel like I already know.

[B]

One of them is shooting the puck over the glass from your defensive zone. Another is if any player other than the goalie uses their what to make the puck unplayable.

[A]

I'm going to say hand, but it might be glove.

[B]

Question number four. Five of these have played in NHL history. Three from Sweden, one from Canada and one from the us. Easily the most successful one, or easily the most successful is one of the three from Sweden. It was like they had telepathy.

[A]

Oh, twins. Twins. Basil.

[B]

Question number five. In the 2020-21 shortened NHL season, the divisions were changed due to Covid restrictions. There was East, West, Central and what? Which featured all the Canadian teams.

[A]

Shit. That'll come to me.

[B]

We'll come back to it. Put that blank down.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Question number six. During TV timeouts, NHL teams have an ice crew that zip around the rink while the players go to their benches. Despite their name. It's not ice they are getting rid of. What is it?

[A]

Snow.

[B]

Question number seven. This player had a penalty shot with 19 seconds left of the 2012 Winter Classic to tie the game at three, all against the Rangers as a member of the Flyers. But Hank saved it. This was a very popular Flyers player, but he was also a very popular Sabres player before that. He is now a current gm. What was the first name that people called him by?

[A]

Damn, I think. I don't remember this one.

[B]

You'll get it. Question. Put that blank though.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Question number eight.

[A]

Shootout player in the Winter Classic.

[B]

We were at Buffalo Wild Wings together in Newington watching this game.

[A]

Were we real? And he's a coach now?

[B]

Current gm.

[A]

Oh, he's a gm.

[B]

Well, I don't want to say yet. I'll give you that hint later though. Question number 8. A hockey rink is surrounded by boards and that is usually the term for them. A puck can be rimmed around the boards or you can check someone against the end boards, but sometimes they are called by another name. Usually when a forward is standing near the hash marks on the half. Blank.

[A]

Got it. Wall. That's for eight.

[B]

Question number nine. The AHL affiliate of the Carolina Hurricanes is in Chicago. Their mascot is named Skates. He's only a five hour drive from the professional basketball mascot in Minnesota whose name is Crunch. They would probably friends because Skates is also a blank. Okay, which ones do you not. Which ones do you think you know? And which ones do you not know? And do you know the connection?

[A]

I think I know the connection. Um, so I've got seven hand. This is awesome. I've got seven Egg hand twins, North Snow.

[B]

Oh, you got.

[A]

I got north.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

I believe it's Danny Briere. So Danny Wall. And nine, I'm guessing is wolf. And the connection is Game of Thrones.

[B]

That is correct.

[A]

Dan is wolf correct.

[B]

Yes, it is.

[A]

Okay, that was a full on guess. I don't know either of those.

[B]

The Chicago Wolves, the AHL affiliate. There you go.

[A]

So that's great. The twins is a crazy clue. Yeah, like that's deep throwing stuff.

[B]

Deep, deep, deep, deep. Well, there was some easy.

[A]

There was gonna be even egg. Like, I feel like if you, if you are unfamiliar with dunk and the egg.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And you haven't watched A Night of the Seven Kingdoms yet, that would be a good one.

[B]

I shouldn't have put those two first.

[A]

I. To be honest, I actually thought after seven an egg, it might have been Harry Potter, because Harry wears seven in Quidditch and seven is the most magical number. And egg is the dragon egg. In the dragon egg. Yep. Correct. But then that's just great. Great clues.

[B]

Excellent job, Dan.

[A]

Wow. Fantastic stuff. Fantastic stuff. Fantastic episode.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Great. Great stuff from everybody. Sean, you're incredible as always.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

We've got awesome interviews coming for you next week. Fun stuff. NHL players hopping on the show. We've got Olympics coming down the pipe, so be ready for tons of coverage of that. Let's have a great weekend. Let's hit all these bets, let's enjoy ourselves. And while we do it, skate hard.