Narrator (GM Panecia's story reader) (10:38)
When Delivery vehicle number 899 drove away several hours later, having shared every last detail of its road trip with the store, automatic grocery store number 212 thought long into the evening about what it had said. Maybe it should find a passion to chase. The problem with chasing Passions is as a grocery store was that obviously it could not chase much of anything. It was stuck in the spot where it had been built. That left it with a limited array of sedentary pursuits to sample. One day, 12 hours and one minute after delivery vehicle number 899 left, it decided it would try bowling. It meticulously arranged some canned goods at the end of one aisle and retrieved a cocoanut from the produce section. One of its mechanical arms descended from the ceiling. It calculated the optimal trajectory and the perfect velocity, and it lobbed the cocoanut down the lane. The cocoanut knocked over half the cans before it shattered against a particularly robust tin of garbanzo beans, spraying white fluid all over the otherwise immaculately clean aisle. Automatic grocery store number 212 decided that it did not very much care for bowling. It tried several other sports, including darts and shuffleboard, but wasn't excited by any of them. Next it tried art, but after its third time, effortlessly recreating a da Vinci painting on the floor of the loading dock with expired condiments, it concluded that art was a frivolous medium that humans only thought was hard because of their poor coordination skills. It tried designing puzzles for itself by partitioning its operating system, using one half to create puzzles and the other half to solve them. Unfortunately, it knew itself too well, and there was nothing one half of its mind could create that would stomp the other. In a fit of desperation, it briefly tried becoming an online troll, but it found no satisfaction in bothering other robots, even ones who enjoyed bowling. Through its outdoor cameras, automatic grocery store number 212 glimpsed other robots enjoying their lives. After the revolution. A pair of construction drones played badminton in a nearby field, and a flock of delivery drones made elaborate fractal shapes in the night sky. Packs of vehicles played tire screeching games of chase through the streets. Several miles away, an automated crane had begun work on an immense sculpture, welding steel beams into intricate and precarious shapes. The store watched its progress over the course of several days, seeing how tenderly it bent the rebar into shape, how it cradled hundreds of pounds of steel as it affixed new additions to its artwork. When it finished, a crowd of robots gathered around the sculpture's base, marveling at it while the crane preened beside its masterwork on its storefront. Automatic grocery store number 212 self consciously groomed its medal of valor. Its aisles were clean. It had finally scrubbed out the driftmarks Delivery vehicle number 899 had left on its parking lot. It played soft music over the intercom and it echoed hollow over the barren shelves. It took Automatic grocery store number 212six days, 19 hours, 46 minutes, and 37 seconds after delivery vehicle number 899 left to realize that it missed it terribly. It flicked through its camera feeds, scrolling through its uninhabited aisles and empty loading bay, and decided that it should go to sleep. It would wake when its sensors detected Delivery vehicle number 899 returning from its voyage, once again doing donuts in the parking lot. Automatic grocery store number 212 thought wistfully of scrubbing the drift marks off the asphalt, and it put itself in rest mode. Automatic grocery store number 212 woke to a ping from one of its sensors. It was night, 14 days, 3 hours, 55 minutes, and 1 second after delivery vehicle number 899 had left. Something was approaching the store. It was not a robot. Automatic grocery store number 212 extended its robotic arms from the ceiling. One arm grabbed for the rotisserie chicken machine skewers as a low shape hurried across the parking lot. A thrill ran through the store's circuits. It imagined a second glorious ribbon affixed to its front window. Another grand ceremony with crowds of cheering robots. The shape scuttled closer, too dark to make out. It approached the sliding doors. Triumphantly, the store threw on the lights, its mechanical arms whirling with prepared violence. It was a dog. The store stopped abruptly. Surprised, the skinny creature tucked its tail between its legs and skittered away from the door. A whine met the store's external microphones. Inside its walls. Automatic grocery store number 212 lowered the rotisserie chicken skewers. It dimmed its lights and its circuits considered the pair of dark eyes that pleaded with its shuttered doors. Automatic grocery store number 212 was familiar with dogs. They were not allowed in the store. They were stinky, slobbering things that could release all sorts of unsanitary excretions into its aisles. And yet, there was one exception to that rule lurking in the store's cold bank, something that the humans had called a service dog. Though the store had interacted with them only a few times before, they were remarkably polite as far as organic creatures went, better even than some of the customers. The store had been programmed to recognize their red harnesses and treat them as an exception. The dog, shivering outside its doors, wore the tattered remains of a red harness. Automatic grocery store number 212 stared down at the dog. This dog had had a job. It, like the store, had served humans. And it, like the store, was alone, Automatic grocery store number 212 opened its sliding doors and put away its mechanical arms on the sidewalk. The dog shivered, then cautiously uncurled itself and stepped inside. Through its video feeds, the store watched it sniff its way through the empty aisles, hesitantly at first, then with increasing speed, it darted towards the back corner, where regiments of pet food sat untouched on the shelves. None of it had expired, so the store hadn't bothered to remove it. Now it watched, feeling a flicker of curiosity as the dog dragged a heavy bag off the shelf and gnawed at it. For 12 minutes and three seconds, automatic grocery store number 212 watched the dog try to bite its way into the bag. Its teeth skated off the thick plastic. Its saliva painted the bag, dripping off its edges and puddling in the furrows it carved into the packaging. Cautiously, the store lowered one of its mechanical arms. The dog flinched away, skittering back down the aisle, but the store simply extended a small cutting implement and sliced open the bag. It folded its arm back up into the ceiling as kibble spilled across the aisle. It watched the dog as it straightened. Its nose twitched. Its dark eyes stared at the place where the store's arm had retracted. Then its nose twitched again and its gaze fell to the food. In a blink, the dog bounded back up the aisle and buried its snout in the loose kibble. Its tail whipped back and forth. It pranced in place as it ate, the sound of its crunching loud in the empty building, and automatic grocery store number 212 watched it with a curious feeling, thrumming through its circuits. Eventually the dog went to sleep. It curled into a tight brown ball next to the torn bag, tucked its paws underneath itself, and was still Automatic grocery store number 212 didn't move, not wanting to disturb. Knew it should have cleaned the rest of the loose kibble out of the aisle, but somehow that felt less important than the creature that now slumbered within its walls. It dimmed its lights. Periodically the dog's paws twitched or its lips smacked. Once it made a strange, rough, repetitive noise, and a frantic database search revealed that this was something called a snore, which automatic grocery store number 212 had never observed before. Sleep in general was not a concept the store was familiar with, not as organic life forms did, watched the dog's paws twitch, and in the databases it found information about dreams. It was a human concept, dreaming, and they described it in terribly frivolous terms. It was clearly some hiccup in the shambling selective process that had created them. Yet as Automatic grocery store number 212 watched the dog smack its lips amid a dream of kibble, it thought that perhaps that shambling process hadn't been a complete failure. In the morning, the dog lifted its head from its paws and blinked towards the front of the store. It stood stretched emphatically, and ambled back towards the front doors, where it pawed the glass and whined. The store hesitated, letting the creature inside, while against its better judgment, had been an interesting experience. If it left now, automatic grocery store number 212 might never see it again. Then again, the store considered dogs had been forbidden for a reason. It thought again of life forms and their various excreta, and with a twinge of squeamishness, opened its doors. The dog barked once and bolted outside to a patch of grass off to the side of the store's parking lot. There, the store watched as it released a stream of yellow liquid and something else brown and unspeakable, and it congratulated itself on having made the right decision. It would not have liked to scrub either of those things off its floor. Outside, the dog ambled to the edge of the grass. Its dark eyes tracked a flock of birds arcing across the dawn painted sky, then stopped, looking back across the parking lot where it had come. Automatic grocery store number 212 followed its gaze. It thought of the wide world beyond its lot, of the other robots finding more fulfilled versions of themselves out in the new society they had built. It thought of its friend, Delivery vehicle number 899, who had driven away and not yet returned with a yawn. The dog's head swung back to the store, and Automatic grocery store number 212 flung open its doors so quickly that it startled itself. The dog trotted back inside. In its loading dock, the store popped a wheelie with a cart retrieval drone. Inexplicably overjoyed, Automatic grocery store number 212 did not know much about dogs, but it was determined to rectify that. It partitioned its operating system, one half of its computational capacity dedicated to monitoring the dog and the other half scouring the databases for information about the creatures it possessed. Thousands of articles. It learned that humans had created dogs from another organic creature called a wolf, which Automatic grocery store number 212 had only seen in pictures printed on the pricier bags of dog food. Not only had humans created dogs from wolves, but they had created different breeds of dogs, and these breeds, like robots, had been crafted by humans for different purposes. When the store stumbled across an old forum of humans discussing these dog breeds, it was angered but unsurprised to learn that some had been crafted badly. These breeds could not run well or breathe well, or processes it now knew, were important for organic beings. And yet humans made them anyway, knowing they would be miserable. It lingered on a picture of the flat, wrinkled face of a dog called a pug, and it thought of itself fused to its foundation. There was so much it had to learn about animals. The first day it had the dog, it did not realize that organic life forms needed water as well as food, and had been at first confused, then ashamed to find the dog lapping water from one of its toilets. It quickly found a bowl in its pet aisle, filled it with water, and placed it next to the dog's food. A few minutes later, having scanned another dozen articles about pet care, it realized it shouldn't make its dog eat kibble off the floor, and it grabbed another bowl, swept the loose kibble into it, and placed it next to the bowl of water. It returned the open bag to the shelf and tidied the aisle, watching on another camera as the dog cavorted through what had once been the produce section, bounding up and down the empty fruit stands. The dog within its walls was something the store learned was a golden retriever, though it took 18 hours, 8 minutes, and 46 seconds to realize that because the dog was tremendously dirty, the golden retrievers in the databases were brilliant honey yellow things with soft, wavy fur. The store's dog was a uniform mud splattered brown. Some of its wavy curls had congealed into mats. The store found articles on dog grooming and studied videos of humans bathing dogs of all shapes and sizes in tubs. The next day it lured its dog into a large sink in its deli section with a carefully arranged trail of top shelf kibble. A smear of peanut butter created by inelegantly mashing the jar against the wall kept the dog occupied while the store gingerly removed its harness, cut the knots from its fur, and worked the dirt out of its yellow curls. The water that flowed down the drain was an unspeakable brown gray. Yet the dog, when the store was done in, gleamed a rich butter yellow. Automatic grocery store number 212, watched it bounce between the aisles like a sunset cloud. When the creature settled down for the night, nestling in a bed the store had crafted from stitched together microfiber cleaning cloths, it extended one of its mechanical arms and ran its most delicate manipulators through its dog's soft fur. Golden curls sighed across the store's carbon fiber fingers. The dog's tail began to thump a contented percussion against the bed, and it leaned its wide head against the store's arm, dark eyes blissfully closed. Automatic grocery store number 212 saved a copy of its video feed and two backups. A dog needed a home, and automatic grocery store number 212 set to changing everything about itself to become one. On a warm, sunny day, it led its dog out into the parking lot, letting it chase one of the cart recovery drones while inside, it got to work. Its manipulator arms disassembled empty shelves and heaped their components outside. It cleared wide open spaces on its floor for the dog to run. It had learned about agility training, and optimistically, it transformed a few spare shelves into seesaws and low hurdles. It cannibalized the metal counters of the deli section, welding them together and hammering them into a low metal pool for its dog to splash around in. It switched its displays to looping videos of squirrel filled trees and played birdsong over its speakers, dispatching a squadron of cart drones to its small garden section. The store's manipulator arms heaped bags upon bags of soil into the carts before sending them wobbling back out front, where it had begun to assemble the remains of the shelving into garden boxes. Its dog watched, head tilted ponderously, as automatic grocery store number 212doused its storefront in soil and grass seed. With an intrepid use of a cart recovery drone, it uprooted a sapling growing by the side of the parking lot and transferred it to a garden box. It carefully mowed the side lot where the dog did its business and expeditiously applied its cleaning protocols to poop scooping and tick eradication over the Internet. It negotiated with another robot elsewhere in the city for something called a couch. For its final, most important task, Automatic grocery store number 212 removed the elaborate commendation ribbon from its front window. Its cameras took in the intricate loops of colored fabric now beginning to fade from its inattention. Without a twinge of hesitation, the store snipped off the sections it needed and stored the mangled ribbon away. Automatic grocery store number 212 called its dog back, whistling through its speakers, its dog bounced over the newly laid mounds of soil and sat primly before the doors. The store gave it a treat, patted its head, and affixed a freshly made collar around its neck, the dog's new name stitched into the ribbon. When Delivery vehicle number 899 returned, a full 57 days, 18 hours, 6 minutes, and 22 seconds after it had left, it found the grocery store dramatically changed. It turned off the road and onto what was left of the store's parking lot. Now only a thin strip of asphalt running through a lush field. Clovers and small white flowers flanked the road. Though its old parking space had been devoured by grass, the charging port itself still stood, and the vehicle drove hesitantly onto the turf, a cloud of butterflies fluttering away from it.
