Every Outfit Podcast — Episode 256: On Chris Noth, The Golden Globes, Marty Supreme
Released: January 16, 2026
Hosts: Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni
Episode Overview
In this lively and candid episode, Lauren and Chelsea reunite in person to deliver their unmistakably sharp, pop-culture-saturated take on recent headlines in fashion and entertainment. The main topics include the Chris Noth online kerfuffle and the legacy of his "Sex and the City" career; Sarah Jessica Parker's new Tanqueray ad (and suspicious similarity to Kim Cattrall's earlier speech); the resurfacing of a questionable Kim Cattrall interview about Roman Polanski; and an in-depth, highly opinionated rundown of the 2026 Golden Globes, from red carpet highs and lows to the show's podcast category and bizarre soundtrack choices. They wrap with reactions to Josh Safdie’s film "Marty Supreme" and broader TV talk — all in their signature blend of snark, insider knowledge, and genuine friendship.
Main Segments & Key Takeaways
1. Chelsea’s Return & Personal Check-in
[03:02]
- Lauren jokes about worrying she’d have to solo-host while Chelsea was unreachable after her flight from Australia, leading to playful banter about international travel digital detoxes.
- Chelsea: “I was a victim of the Verizon outage… So I had to do a full digital detox yesterday.”
- “My mental health is a hell of a lot better, so I’m gonna use that as inspiration heading into the new year.” — Chelsea [03:58]
2. Chris Noth Instagram Drama & “Sex and the City” Fallout
[04:06–10:48]
- Chris Noth left a cryptic Instagram comment (“right”) seemingly agreeing with a fan’s suggestion to “f*** SJP and her award.” It was widely reported, leading to speculation about his feelings toward former co-star Sarah Jessica Parker.
- Recap of Chris Noth’s sexual assault allegations and cancellation after “And Just Like That” Season 1.
- The hosts emphasize how Sarah Jessica Parker and other SATC leads publicly supported the accusers.
- Lauren: “Chris Noth has essentially been on what I like to call canceled man island ever since…” [05:12]
- Discussion of Noth’s awkward attempts to re-enter public life, including a defensive Instagram post referring to his comment as a “tempest in a teapot.”
- Chelsea: “It is crazy to me that he is being salty towards Sarah Jessica Parker… The only clout he has left is because he was on Sex and the City!” [08:29]
- Observations about his steadfast (and delusional) Instagram defenders, and speculation about alternate realities if his character hadn’t been killed off.
- Dark anecdote: Chelsea recalls the Beverly Johnson allegations, warning fans about uncritically supporting celebrity figures.
3. SJP’s Tanqueray Ad vs. Kim Cattrall’s “No” Speech
[11:01–16:36]
- The hosts react to SJP’s new Tanqueray commercial, featuring narration about the power of saying “no,” and claim it suspiciously echoes Kim Cattrall’s public speech years earlier.
- Chelsea: “I was really, really shocked they picked this particular direction for a Sara Jessica Parker Tanqueray ad…” [12:35]
- Lauren plays Kim Cattrall’s original speech from the Variety Power of Women luncheon.
- They mash up the audio for comedic effect, noting how closely the ads’ messages align.
The Tanqueray Ad: Confusion and Analysis
- Lauren and Chelsea critique the ad’s confusing narrative structure. Lauren reads the odd tagline: “Charles Tanqueray said no to 300 versions before naming his gin.”
- Chelsea: “It’s two things: in this ad, we see the many selves of Sarah Jessica Parker, but they’re all wearing the same outfit. And the fact that they use they pronouns… It makes it seem more universal, but we’re just left confused.” [17:08–18:01]
- Amusing dissection of SJP’s various alcohol-related promos (including her own wine, canned spritzes, and the ad’s choice to highlight gin, not vodka/Cosmos).
- Tangent on the realities of non-alcoholic wine and influencer culture.
4. Resurfaced Kim Cattrall Comments Defending Roman Polanski
[24:42–34:46]
- A 2011 interview with Cattrall defending Polanski (while promoting “Ghost Writer”) goes viral, causing a mini scandal.
- Full context is provided: she references a documentary, asserts Polanski “served his time,” and raises questions about the justice system — downplaying the actual criminal act.
- Chelsea: “It’s not funny. It’s just, like, so unhinged.” [26:53]
- Lauren thoroughly debunks Cattrall’s factual errors and recounts Polanski’s actual plea deal and flight from justice.
- Both hosts call out the ongoing pattern of celebrities publicly supporting Polanski (“There are many celebrities that have made statements…Whoopi Goldberg, Quentin Tarantino… but he is a rapist.” — Chelsea [31:52])
- Reflection on how Hollywood continues to rationalize Polanski’s actions for “artistic genius.”
5. Golden Globes 2026: Complete Rundown & Fashion Takes
[36:22–67:12]
Highlights and Observations
- Chelsea watched from Australia, appreciating the award show as a daytime event.
- Excitement over Teyana Taylor’s Best Supporting Actress win and emotional acceptance speech: “She looked amazing…she was emotional, she was excited.” — Lauren [37:18]
- Amusement at the randomness and sometimes cringey nature of the ceremony’s soundtrack:
- “The soundtrack should constitute a criminal act. Like, it was a crime against culture.” — Chelsea [44:24]
- Best needle drop: Stellan Skarsgård wins for "Sentimental Value" -> Usher’s “Yeah” plays, baffling everyone.
- Nikki Glaser’s return as host: sharp, safe jokes but less edge than prior year; best moments were roasting Leo DiCaprio and Sean Penn (and poking fun at podcast culture with a Jane Goodall “Call Her Daddy” bit).
- Chelsea: “It was a little outdated…but the way she satirized podcasts was hilarious.” [39:50]
- Wanda Sykes upstages with bold nominee roasts, especially calling out Bill Maher and Ricky Gervais [43:19].
- Critique of the “sportsification” of the Globes: betting segments, UFC tie-in, and backstage play-by-play.
- “I don’t need, between the sports betting, the UFC segment, and having Mark Malkin and Kevin Frazier giving commentary like it’s a boxing match…” — Lauren [55:16]
- Fashion on the red carpet (see details below).
Red Carpet & Fashion Commentary
[56:15–66:44]
- Loss of fashion conversation lamented: “The red carpet died the day we stopped asking people what they’re wearing… No one is talking about fashion.” — Lauren [56:47]
- Teyana Taylor in Schiaparelli and Jenna Ortega in Dara Findikoglu declared best dressed: both channeling old Hollywood with subversive, “Cher” energy.
- On Teyana Taylor: “It fused together two award show tropes… old Hollywood glamour and then a rhinestone thong. It was both of those things.” — Chelsea [58:23]
- Less love for Timothée Chalamet in Chrome Hearts (“Didn’t care… I don’t care about Chrome Hearts at all.” — Chelsea [60:24]) and general consensus that Mark Ronson’s YSL windbreaker was “major and cool.”
- Men’s style: Hudson Williams in Armani Privé and Amy Madigan in Tom Browne (with Ed Harris in a matching tux) get kudos.
- Disappointment at John Krasinski’s velvet suit and Emily Blunt’s Louis Vuitton gown; "not a far cry from something Cindy McCain would wear."
- Reflecting on the evolution of celebrity faces, especially Emma Stone’s "new face" and Jennifer Lawrence’s transformative look.
- Praise for Parker Posey’s campy, Norma Desmond-esque vibe, always bringing a theatrical approach to red carpets.
6. TV Talk: Emily in Paris, Plurbus, Stranger Things Series Finale
[68:50–78:43]
- Chelsea recaps the latest season of “Emily in Paris,” including commentary on Sylvie’s superior storyline and the potential for Emily’s adventures to shift to Greece.
- Lauren recommends “Plurbus” (Vince Gilligan’s new show), describing its “happiness virus” premise and highlighting its slow-burn pacing, which pays off in the finale.
- Extended critique of “Stranger Things” final season and its convoluted plotlines (multiple dimensions, mind invasions), with musings on rumors that changes in the Duffer brothers’ personal lives affected the writing.
- “The noteworthy things… Will finally came out of the closet in a way that no teenager in the 1980s would, which is sort of sitting down his entire family, his entire friend group, and some other random adults… and just be like, guys, I’m gay mid crisis.” — Chelsea [74:51]
7. Film Review: Marty Supreme (Josh Safdie, 2026)
[79:30–88:23]
- Lauren has just seen the Josh Safdie solo film “Marty Supreme”; Chelsea saw it a month ago.
- Both hosts highlight Safdie’s fascination with hustling, often-ruinous protagonists and compare it to “Uncut Gems.”
- Chelsea is “obsessed” with the film, raving about its energy, New York authenticity, and bizarre but memorable moments — including the iconic bathtub scene (“The bathtub falling through the floor! Gwyneth Paltrow’s necklace going down the drain!”) [81:35]
- Gwyneth Paltrow’s role praised: “It feels so good to see her on screen.” — Lauren [83:14]
- Surprising cameos from Isaac Mizrahi, Penn Jillette (as a New Jersey farmer), Abel Ferrara, and Mr. Wonderful (Kevin O’Leary) of “Shark Tank” fame, who turns out to have a surprisingly large speaking role.
- “Kevin O’Leary, who… is kind of the third or fourth lead of this movie.” — Lauren [84:29]
- Amusing trivia: The original ending had O’Leary as a vampire biting Marty in the 1980s — “Understandably, A24 was like, no…” [85:42]
- Both laud the electric 1980s-inspired score, the lived-in production design, and, crucially, the film’s comedic edge (earning Timothée Chalamet his comedy-category win).
- “I laughed out loud multiple times… Must be weird for Leonardo DiCaprio losing to him.” — Chelsea [88:33]
Notable Quotes
- “He’s such a salty little bitch.” — Chelsea on Chris Noth [05:04]
- “The only clout he has left is because he was on Sex and the City.” — Chelsea [08:29]
- “No to changing her body… No, that’s not for me… No, I won’t be bullied…” — Kim Cattrall [Power of Women speech, 13:24]
- “It is crazy to me that he is being salty towards Sarah Jessica Parker… because reruns of Sex and the City are still on.” — Chelsea [08:29]
- “I have to guess that the copywriter of this Tanqueray campaign is team Kim.” — Lauren [14:02]
- “It was a crime against culture.” — Chelsea on the Golden Globes DJ soundtrack [44:24]
- “The red carpet died the day we stopped asking people what they’re wearing.” — Lauren [56:47]
- “This goth persona works very well for her, but I’m like, is she actually goth at all?” — Chelsea on Jenna Ortega [59:26]
- “I’m obsessed with Marty Supreme. I found it to be completely gripping from the first scene…” — Chelsea [81:35]
- “It has an energy to it… It really did fly by.” — Lauren on Marty Supreme [87:31]
Timestamps for Important Segments
- Chris Noth/Instagram Controversy: 04:06–10:48
- Tanqueray/SJP Ad vs Kim Cattrall No Speech: 11:01–20:50
- Kim Cattrall on Roman Polanski: 24:42–34:46
- Golden Globes Recap: 36:22–67:12
- Highlights, Red Carpet, Fashion: 56:15–66:44
- Marty Supreme Review: 79:30–88:23
Memorable Moments
- Lauren’s “first thought” with Chelsea MIA is, “I’m going to have to do the podcast on my own.” [03:10]
- Chelsea imagines Noth’s Instagram defenders think he’s “more attainable now because he is tainted in the public’s eye.” [09:05]
- The SJP ad-takes-over-everything phase: “It’s JY and then Viz. It’s jizz, but for your eyes.” — Chelsea [22:13]
- Chelsea on the Golden Globes soundtrack: “What was your favorite off-putting needle drop during the award ceremony?” [45:15]
- Comments on contemporary face work: “You never want to be able to Google an actor, celebrity, a model’s name with the words ‘before.’” — Lauren [66:02]
Summary Tone
Conversational, irreverent, incisive, and maximally insider-y: the podcast walks a line between affectionate pop culture obsession and acid wit, with plenty of laughs, juicy observations, and informed context for newcomers and longtime fans alike.
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