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Evil Thoughts
Hosted by Joe Crummey · EN
Joe Crummey riffs on what's going on.
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BIG DAWGS
Yesterday00:18:20Tap to summarizeTrump just opened a massive can of whoop ass on Iran — and he's not done. He's going FULL BANCHI & taking Kharg Island, Iran's golden oil-export goose in the Persian Gulf. The man with the Big Stick- finally swinging hard. Meanwhile… SpaceX goes PUBLIC tomorrow in what's shaping up to be the largest IPO in history. Rocket fuel for the markets or the ultimate hype cycle? Joe's got the investor take you actually need: Keep your powder dry. Let the big dogs eat first. Don't be the retail chump chasing the opening pop.
Transcribe →GRAVE ISSUE
2d ago00:18:20Tap to summarizeJimmy Kimmel just threw a parade on Spencer Pratt's political corpse because LA gets to stay exactly the same level of screwed… and Skid Row voters got paid to make sure of it. Meanwhile, the Iran ceasefire might already be toast. Stay tuned. R u Ready for Rain yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA
Transcribe →BALLOT PIMPS
3d ago00:18:20Tap to summarizeSteve Hilton just crashed the general election for California governor. The candidate w/ zero tolerance for Sacramento's clown show just survived the top-two jungle primary bloodbath. Meanwhile in L.A.: Homeless people used as human ballot-signing machines. Signature gatherers paying Skid Row residents $2–$3 (plus cigs and phone cards) to register to vote and sign petitions. Meanwhile- DOJ Catches the SPLC Red-Handed Playing Dress-Up With Nazis" Same energy: treat desperate people like props, harvest the signatures, cash the checks, and pretend it's "democracy."
Transcribe →THE PERFECT STORM
4d ago00:18:20Tap to summarizeIgnorance meets lows standards! Nithya Raman surged past Spencer Pratt over the weekend, exploding accusations of election fraud in California. Sloppy bureaucracy? Straight-up theft in broad daylight? Or.... Moronic electorate? Meanwhile, Evil Trump walks out of his Meet the Press interview after Kristen Welker demands "evidence" on the CA rigging claims. Trump pulls a Pacino, "This whole court is out of order." Performative outrage? Or... is the President calling out the corrupt political/media cabal in America? R u READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA
Transcribe →MAIL BOMB
1w ago00:18:20Tap to summarizeTired of watching democracy get waterboarded with mail-in ballots? Election Month continues in CA and SCOTUS is poised to weigh in as late "results" tilt the scales against Steve Hilton & Spencer Pratt in favor of Democrat hegemony.
Transcribe →CHEAT CODE
1w ago00:18:20Tap to summarizeElection Fraud is trending and while Iran is tossed aside like yesterday's losing lottery ticket, all eyes are laser-focused on California. Evil Trump's demanding a full federal investigation into the Vote. The truth is that each party votes differently. One side wants speed & security. The other side prioritizes "participation over speed," catering to the lowest common denominator which delivers the usual chaos & confusion. R U READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA
Transcribe →JUNGLELAND
1w ago00:18:20Tap to summarizeWelcome to Jungleland. CA Primary "results" are in! The scenario where California politics gets weirder than your ex's group chat. As it stands now, Karen Bass is staring down Spencer Pratt for L.A. Mayor & Steve Hilton is lining up against Xavier Becerra for Governor. But before you start printing victory banners or rage-tweeting, remember: it's California. It'll take weeks (maybe months) to count every last mail-in ballot, and you NEVER know what's gonna happen once the late-night "discoveries" start rolling in. Who's READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA
Transcribe →SILICON SOCIALISM
1w ago00:18:20Tap to summarizeIt's Primary Day in the People's Republic of California. Will the Lefty machine steamroll everything in its path like it always does… or are we about to witness a Pratt miracle so improbable it makes the '69 Mets look like a sure thing? And right on cue, Bernie Sanders slithers out and demands a 50% public stake in every major AI company. That's right — the government wants to own half your robot overlords before they even finish inventing them. Socialism's newest wet dream… or the fastest way to kill the one industry still trying to save us from the idiots in charge? I'll LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck
Transcribe →FEVER PITCH
2w ago00:18:20Tap to summarizeNithya Raman, candidate for L.A. Mayor gets a front row seat to her own policy masterpiece over the weekend as she woke up to a perfectly staged "homeless encampment" on her Silver Lake lawn – complete w/ tents, trash, old tires, and a BBQ setup. Final shots also being fired in the race for CA gov as Tom Steyer is lighting money on fire like it's 2020. Elsewhere the war's just getting started over A.I. Data Centers, but the real danger is the politicians who want to step in and "help."
Transcribe →MACHINE EXPOSED
2w ago00:18:22Tap to summarizeYou think the LA Mayor's race is just some Hollywood sideshow with Spencer Pratt slinging healing crystals & trolling elites? WRONG. This fight is BIGGER THAN LA. It's the ultimate red-pill showdown against THE MACHINE – that faceless, soulless establishment beast that demands business as usual, no matter how broken, corrupt, or delusional it gets. The Machine sells Jill Biden's shiny new memoir View from the East Wing like it's gospel… she hits every talk show denying Joe's cognitive collapse, calling it "he just slowed down" and "same old Joe." Lies on sale now – pre-order your denial today! The Machine doesn't care about your city, your crime, your taxes, your wildfires, or the truth. It only cares about preserving its power. Doesn't matter if you're in Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, or your quiet suburban hell – this is YOUR war. And yesterday? Jake Tapper on CNN delivered the clinic: watch exactly how The Machine spots a threat… then destroys it. Hegemony protected. Dissent crushed. Status quo victorious. R U Ready For Rain? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA
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