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This week on Glee on the Rocks, Rachel Berry gets everything she’s ever wanted and immediately decides it’s not enough. In 5x18, “The Back-Up Plan,” Rachel risks her Funny Girl dream for a TV audition she is wildly unprepared for, Kurt and Blaine get pulled into the deeply weird orbit of rich socialite June Dolloway, and Mercedes and Santana quietly become the only people in New York making choices with even a shred of common sense.

This episode we break down:
🎭 Rachel Berry speedrunning career self-sabotage
💎 June Dolloway spotting Blaine and deciding to adopt him as her own personal show pony
🎶 Mercedes and Santana saving the episode with basement harmonies and actual friendship
📞 Sidney Greene delivering the only appropriate response to Rachel’s nonsense
⭐ And an honestly wild number of guest stars for an episode that seems to have misplaced half the cast

We talk chaotic Broadway logic, deeply questionable TV ambitions, unsettling Shirley MacLaine vibes, and Rachel once again fumbling a dream people would kill for. Thank Barbra Mercedes and Santana are here to provide the only functioning brain cells in New York.

xoxo,
FotR