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Hey, welcome to Fitz Dog Radio. I'm your host, Greg Fitzsimmons. We decided to go solo this week. It's just me, just me talking. Maybe this is the show. You know, booking guests is a big part of the effort of this show. And I don't know, do I need them? Do I need guests? You tell me. So we're, we're going to give this a shot. We do this once in a while. I like to just catch up with you guys, let you know what's going on. Um, I'm here in LA. I think it's October 1st when you hear this, and it is fucking heaven. I went in the ocean yesterday, rode some waves, played golf today, jumped in the hot tub. I mean, you can shit on California all you want. It's good living. It is. You know, the people are not bright. You feel smarter than most people. You feel a little old and a little unattractive, but you make up for it by calling yourself an intellectual. Among a very low bar. Among a not. And I feel like I got. I've gotten dumber out here, but who cares? You know, what, am I going to be miserable somewhere else? I don't know. Anyway, just in Connecticut this weekend, I did the Mohegan Sun Casino and ticket sales the first night, little light. And I'll tell you why. This is a comedy club that is in the middle of nowhere in Connecticut. And also that weekend that night was Adam Sandler, Nick Swartzen David Spade, Rob Schneider, and they're playing a 15,000 seat arena. I'm trying to get 300 people to come into my little fucking club. And so that was rough. That was rough. It definitely puts. It humbles you a little bit sometimes when I think about, you know, Swartz and being a guy that I used to bring on the road to open for me and now he's playing fucking arena. And it's like, I'm not jealous, but it just makes you think about the way this business plays out. And Nick is an extremely funny guy and he works really hard and he's super focused and he deserves everything he's got. Same with Spade, same with Sandler. But it just seems disproportionate. 15,000 versus 300. It's a little fucking weird. So I met Swartzen for coffee the morning after the show. And I gotta tell you, one of my favorite people in the world, he's just such a smart, funny. We talked about politics a bit, we talked about gossip, comedy gossip, there's always a lot of that. And then I did the shows. We driving through Connecticut, I flew into Boston and I got picked up at the airport by the opening comic, kid named Dan Hall. And Dan hall, very funny young kid out of Boston. Keep your eye out for him. And we drove and it's through. And we drove through, you know, the Mass Turnpike, which is like, if you want to talk about foliage, like that's foliage 101. And the leaves had started changing. And I looked up, I'd been looking at my phone and then I looked up and I went, oh, look, they're kind of orange and a little bit red. And then I was like. And there's a video of a Russian couple having a fist fight in a pigsty. And that won. That beat out the foliage. Because what is foliage? You, you're looking at dying leaves. You're looking at a tree dying. It's almost kind of like, why don't we do that with humans? Like in the casino. Pointing at a woman. Look at the hair. Look at her hair. It should change colors. It's gray now. Look, look at that, guys. It's a. It's. It's all falling out. Like the leaves on the tree, it's shedding. That guy's got one arm. And you can hear the. If you listen, you can hear the. You can hear the rustling of the leaves. Yeah, that's what they sound like. Because they're dead. They're dying. You know what they really sound like? If you listen really up close, this is what they sound like. Had a woman in the crowd in Connecticut. And I go, I forget how I found out, but she said she was 22. And I said, are you in college? And she goes, yes. And I said, well, she's in Tallahassee, Florida. I go, shouldn't you be at school? And she goes, well, I'm just home visiting my family. And so I stupidly, not checking my thoughts in any way, blurt out, did somebody die? To which she said, yeah, my father. And that was awkward. And then the woman next to her said, yeah, he was my twin. Her father was my twin. And then there was about five other people with them. And I toasted. The father tried to make a joke about it and she was very sweet, they were very game. And I thought to myself, what better way? You're spending five or six days in the house with your family. Who knows what kind of relationships you have? You're sad, you're going through the will pictures and then you go out one night and have some laughs at a comedy club. And I said to them, I usually feel pressured to make the crowd laugh. I go, I am gonna crush as hard as I can tonight. And I dug deep. I was doing old bits and I kept looking at this girl, this 22 year old girl that had just my daughter's age, that had just lost her father. And I would do a bit and I, and I would, and I would. I didn't want her to see me looking at her, but I'd glance over and she was laughing and she arm in arm with her aunt and. And I felt like once in a while, like I don't do stand up to make people feel good. I'm not one of the, I'm not Ellen. Ellen always goes, I, I do it to see the smiles on people's faces. No, you don't. No, you don't. You do it for the money. You do it because you're a narcissist. You do it because it feels powerful. You do it because you can control other people. I'm not saying her, but in general, that's what comedy is. I love that I make people feel good, but that's not why I do it that night, that's why I did it. And I felt like grateful that I had the, the talent and the experience to be able to not fold in that situation in that moment. Anyway, so there was that. We had a bunch of friends come up. My buddy Pete Scott drove up from New York City with his daughter Liza. So Great to see them. They fucking rented a hotel room and came to the show. And then my, My old friend kind of old girlfriend from college, Liz came and I, I'm unclear whether or not I took her virginity. I don't like that phrase, took. Taking someone's virginity doesn't sound consensual. She gave me her virginity. She offered it up, but then I thought, I, I said that on stage and she said that I didn't. Which made me think one of two things. Either I wasn't first and we were freshmen in college, or maybe we never had intercourse. I honestly don't remember. But I do remember that she was one of my favorite people and was all through college and we had a. Whatever, we had a two month little relationship. But it was one of those things that turned into a friendship. And I was so happy to see her. And I was so happy that she doesn't look old, you know, because what's worse than seeing an ex? And they're fucking gray and wrinkling. You're like, oh my God, I look like that. Oh, but she looked great. She looked great. I should post a picture. We took some pictures together and she knew Pete from Atlanta. Uh, so anyway, we went out to dinner, which was nice. There was about eight of us, and I was a sport. I picked up the check, which was fine until I looked at the receipt. I, I never, I'm never the guy that sits at the table and looks at the receipt, you know, and with, with the bifocals on, you know, that guy with the bifocals. But I, but I looked at the receipt later and I realized, like when we got there, they started bringing out platters of. It was an Italian restaurant, antipasta cheeses, little dips, all kinds of stuff. And they go, this is for the table. And nobody ordered it. And we're like, okay, I guess that's like an Italian maybe, because I was the headliner and the club had called the club to make a reserve. The comedy club called the restaurant to make the reservation. So I thought, oh, that's nice little gratis thing. And then I look at the bill because the bill was a lot. It was a shitload. Everybody was drinking and having desserts and fucking appetizers and entrees, steaks. And I looked at it later. None of that was gratis. They just brought it to the table unsolicited and then charged me. And the platters were like $40 each. Anyway, it felt good to pick up the check. I sell my pins, I Got my little pin money and I spent it on some friends that I really appreciated, making the effort that they came up, especially Liz. I hadn't seen so many years. And my dorm, freshman year, I got to tell you something. One of the best years of my life. If I had to pick the best years of my life, it's the freshman year college top five. I had a collection of nerds, and I was like the alpha because I had. I started partying when I was 12. And, you know, we grew up outside New York City. I spent a lot of time in the city. I was very like. I had traveled the world. I took a year off after high school, and I traveled all over Europe by myself for six months. I was like a pretty. I wasn't your typical college freshman. And I had kids on my floor that were like. One kid was from a farm, a sheep farm in Ohio. Eric. We called him the Hick. He had no ready for this, no sheet on his mattress the entire freshman year. All he had was a wool blanket and a pillow with no pillowcase. And that's how he slept. Big fucking guy. And he just slept in his underwear, no shirt, nothing. And so the hick and I, so I introduced him to partying. And I could drink this 6 foot 2 guy under the table. And so we came home one night, late, 3:00am, and we get to the stairway and I whip it out and I start pissing in the stairway of the dorm. Because I was an asshole. I mean, I was just. I was out of control freshman year. I was nuts. So I'm pissing, and then he pulls out his dick and starts pissing. And we're laughing, and what we don't realize is the staircase is directly above the security guard station for where people walk into the dorm and show their IDs, and the urine is dripping into that booth. So the cop comes. Not cop, whatever campus cop comes running up the stairs. I fucking take off, dick in my hand. I'm gone. I run up three flights of stairs. Uh, and then the Hick, who's a little slow on the uptake, maybe a little drunker than me, just stood there with his dick in his hand and got busted. So they bring him down to the office, they write him up, they take his id, uh, and then they start grilling him for two days. They're bringing him in. He won't give me up. He won't say that he was with me. He just said, I don't know who the guy was. And they're. They're threatening him. With like kicking him off campus and all this shit. So he never gave me up. Never did. And they gave him like 80 hours of community service and all this shit. But that year, that year the Red Sox played the Mets in the World Series. And he was a, he was a big Red Sox fan. And my father came up to Boston with three tickets for the World Series. And I, my dad said, you can bring anybody you want. I said, I'm bringing the hick. And I brought the hick to the World Series. And my dad was friends with a couple of the players because my father's radio station used to announce the Mets games, so we had season tickets. And he was friends with Keith Hernandez and Rusty Staub and Wally Backman. And so after the game we went back to the clubhouse and got to meet the players. And it was a great fucking night. And it was my thank you to the hick for, for not giving me up. And then the other kid on the floor that I remember was. It was a guy from Rhode island. And you got it, Rhode island is very Italian. There's some real. And there was a kid and he called himself the Turk. Like, what's your name? And he said, the Turk. And he had on a black overcoat, a mullet that was gelled back, a thin mustache. And me and another kid were running down the stairway like the first day of school, and we ran into him and he put his hands up in front of us. He was a big guy. And he goes, hey, somebody's gonna get hurt, and it ain't gonna be the Turk. And we fell down on the ground laughing. And he was one of my favorite guys from that point, the Turk. He had a, he had a hair dryer that was, it was a cult. 45 shaped hair dryer with a trigger. So it looked like you were committing suicide as you blow dried your hair because you're the Turk. And then there was a door, freshman year. Everyone's got their names on the door. And I see this door that says, should I say the guy's name? I'm not gonna say the guy's name because he got a lot of trouble. Let's call him. Let's call him Chris Brown. Brownstein. He wasn't a Jewish name though. Brownman. Chris Brownman. So I see the name Chris Brown and I go, well, it's fucking weird. I said, when I was, When I was about six, we moved from the Bronx to Cherry Hill, New Jersey, which is a little suburb of Philly. And we lived there for two years and I became best friends with the kid who lived around the corner named Chris Brownman, who had jet blonde hair and didn't see him. Hung out for two years, moved back to New York, never saw him again. Freshman year, I see the name, I knock on the door, door opens. Kid standing there with jet blonde hair down to his shoulders, he's a surfer dude. I go, chris Brownman? And he goes, yeah. I go, greg Fitzsimmons. He goes, get the fuck out of here. And we hugged and we were like, I haven't seen you in 12 years. Since we were little kids. And so he had crank, which is like a form of speed. We, we snorted crank all night and met up with another kid he knew from the other dorm and stayed out all night, got all the kids on my floor drunk. We had fake IDs, so we went to the bodega and bought beer, tequila, got everybody drunk and, and we became like best friends back again at school and. Until he started making fake IDs, which back in the day, people made fake IDs by cutting out a big poster board and it would say Pennsylvania name, address, you know, like it was a driver's license. And then the face was literally your face. And they took a Polaroid, cut it out with a box cutter, laminated it, and he was, he sold 150 of them on campus. And then every local bar and liquor store noticed all these Pennsylvania IDs all of a sudden. And long story short, 6am, the FBI knocks on his door, handcuff him, federal charges. And that's it. That's the last we saw of him. Got kicked out of school, did not go to jail. His father was a big wig in Pennsylvania. And I forget, he knew he got him out, he got him out. Didn't see the guy again for 10 years. And then I was at a network for a meeting and it was for, in the comedy department and I saw Chris Brownman on the door. I knock on the door, it's him now it's blonde, receding hair, big hug. And then we didn't really hang out again. That's the end of that story. Kind of a false ending, but that's my experience with him. Who else had sex the third night of school on the 50 yard line of the football field with a woman. A woman? She was a woman. She grew up rich. Upper west side? No, Upper east side, Jewish woman named Rachel. Father owned 113 shopping malls. And yeah, we had sex the third. Oh my God, it was great. You know, it was so easy. Freshman Year was so easy. Everybody was having sex, and I just really enjoyed it. And I didn't know Jewish girls before that. I just wasn't around them. And BU had a lot of Jewish girls. And let me tell you something. I married one. They are the best. They are very open sexually. They're comfortable with their bodies, can talk about sex. They. They would walk around naked. Just walk around naked. I was like, wow. You know, like, after sex, which was, you know, I'd hide under the sheet. I was like, in a PG13 movie with the. With the sheet draped around me like I'm at a. Like I'm at a toga party. You're walking around bare naked. Unbelievable. And then there was a crazy thing that happened the second week of school. I'm coming home again. It's like 2am drunk, walking up the stairs to my dorm. Was on the third floor of the dorm. And I walk past this girl who has her arms around two other girls, and she's crying, and they're hysterical. I'm like, what happened? And they said she was sexually assaulted. And I was like, whoa. I said, well, who did it? And they said, it was a guy. And he had on a sweatshirt that said, you know, let's just say Colgate Academy on it. It was very specific sweatshirt. Big guy. He took off. So there's another guy there named Jeff, who I'd never met before. And we. We said, all right, let's go find him. We ran out to Comm Ave. BU is basically on an avenue. Comm Ave. And so he goes one way, I go the other way. And we said, let's. Let's find the guy. So I run up, and sure enough, I come across the guy and I see the sweatshirt, and he's with another guy, and they're fucking huge. Turns out they're on the football team. And I said to the guy, I said, hey, you. I said, they want to talk to you back at Sleeper Sleeper Hall. And the guy pushes me, and the two of them take off. So I break a bottle and I run after them. And they run into another dorm that has a door that you have to get buzzed into. So the security guard is behind, like, bulletproof glass. And then there's a door. He has to buzz you in when you show your id. So I run in as they're running in. I said, don't buzz them in. I go, that guy just assaulted somebody. And then they came at me. I held. I'm not making this up. I held the bottle up and I held these two Fucking jocks up. While the security guard called the police. Police show up, and it took like, you know, it was quick. It was like five, six minutes. But I was holding up the bottle the whole fucking time. Cops came, arrested. The guy took his statement. Cut to. And I had to give a statement. Girl was interviewed. Cut to. Three days later, I. The girl decides not to press charges. She's a freshman. It's the first week of school, and she just decides, you know, that's her prerogative. Whatever happened, she was willing to not move forward with pressing charge. Whatever happened, I don't know. But the guy then pressed charges on me for assault with a deadly weapon. And now my parents are called. Uh. They're being told they have to come up to Boston, that there's gonna be a hearing, that I'm gonna be kicked out of school. So I go to the girl, I said, hey, do you know what's going on here? And she was very grateful to me that I had tracked the guy down. But she. So basically, long story short, she threw. The director of the dorm said to the guy, I'm pressing charges on you unless you drop them on Greg. And the guy dropped the charges on me. And I would see that motherfucker around campus, and I always thought I was gonna get jumped. And then my sophomore year, I lived with the three biggest football players on campus. They were my roommates. We got put together, and we ended up becoming really close friends. And they were like, oh, yeah, yeah, that guy was. That guy was gonna come after you. And people talked him out of it anyway, so that was fun. That was a fun thing that happened. All right, let's get to it. And then I could talk about freshman year all night. So much crazy shit happened. But I did not gamble in Connecticut. That was fun. To not lose money. What a great feeling. To not have a bad feeling. Which is what I realized. That's what I told myself. I said, how do you feel when you blow 3, 400 bucks while you're trying to earn money on the road? How does that feel? And I thought, it feels bad. It feels dark and empty, regretful. And I said, you can avoid that by not gambling at all. So I didn't. And, you know, I. I did jokes about it. I talked about crap. I go, I don't play craps. I think crap must have been the worst curse word available when that game was invented. If they invented it today, they'd have to call it motherfucker. Hey, man, you want to play some motherfucker now? I'll be at the cunt table, but I'll see you later in the motherless horror pavilion. Yes. Jokes like that were told to great acclaim. Um, yeah, it's like, I gamble enough. My career is a fucking gamble. Do you know the odds of making a living for 35 years in stand up comedy are? Do you know what the odds are of raising a family and not having your kids become total fuck ups? I win. I already won. Put money in the stock market. That's my gamble. I don't need to do. You know, even life, I think about life insurance is a gamble. You sit down with the agent and you go, I bet I die. And he goes, we bet you don't die. And then you pay him. Every month you make the same bet. I bet I die. You write that check and then one day you die. And they're like, fuck. And your wife's like, yeah, all right. Doing some jokes for you guys. I've been dealing with my insurance company. My daughter had an appendectomy about four months ago and we had to go through a lot, you know, emergency surgery. The bill was fucking 60 grand or something. And now they're telling me that I owe them like four grand as my co pay. I literally. You're not gonna believe this. I pay $40,000 a year for health coverage for my family with Blue Shield in California. And it sucks. That's my. I go, I call him. I go, what's the $4,000 for? They said, well, the hospital bills a certain amount, but the insurance company only pays what they see as customary and something. In other words, they don't pay the full amount and I pay the difference. So. All right, how about this? I don't think my bill next month is customary. I don't think I should pay the whole bill. Why should I pay the whole bill when you don't pay the whole fucking bill? How about that Blue Cross? No, I'm sorry, Blue Shield. I don't know if Blue Cross is any better, but I got Blue Shield. And yeah, it's just chaos. This. All these companies, they're just taking more and more money from poor people. I'm not poor, but I'm not rich. You know, middle class people get fucking killed and they just keep raising rates and nobody does. And it all happens during chaos. All this chaos that's happening right now with the government, they want us fighting. I don't care if you're on the left or the right, you are angry at the other side and you're being distracted from big picture Shit like the pharmaceutical industries and the health insurance companies fucking us over. There should be universal health coverage. We're the only advanced nation in the world that. That does not have health coverage for people. It makes people go bankrupt, it makes you broke, it makes you scared, and it makes people not go to the doctor as much. So they live with pain because they're afraid of coverage. What the fuck is that? Come on, people. Anyway, I am. I flew back and I flew coach. And here's the thing about coach. You can't sit and coach and talk to the person next to you and brag about your job. You can't say how well you're doing. You're in coach. You know, like people meet me and they go, what are you doing? I say, I'm a comedian. And then they look at me like, good luck, good luck to you. Like, if you were good, you'd be up in business, wouldn't you? And I feel like that about it. I see a guy working on a spreadsheet next to me, I go, you know, you're making that spreadsheet for someone else. That's not your spreadsheet. You're inputting info into someone else's spreadsheet. And you get that look. You look at each other like. Like you're at a bus stop. You look like. It's like you're sitting on a bench next to someone else at a bus stop and you're just kinda going like, well, here's us, here's where we are, we're waiting for the bus. And. And then you walk by people in first class and you just look at them like, what are you doing? Look at this lady in a fucking packers jersey with. With cheap jewelry. What? How the fuck did she get business class? Then you see the black guy and he's looking at you like, the fuck you looking at? Yeah, I'm in first class. I mean, I don't know. We had a fun Sunday papers this week. We're talking about a Siamese twins that got married and somebody asked them about having sex. And the one who didn't get married, the sister said that she's asexual. And I just want to look at her like, no, you're sexual now? Yeah, that's. That's your pussy too. And I thought, well, maybe. And Gibbons pointed out, maybe they split the vagina in half. And the married twin gets the first five inches of the vagina and the asexual one gets the back. Something there. Trying to think of some new material. I need some new material. Bad. So I'm going to Alaska tomorrow. It's my second. It's my third time in Alaska, and I'm a little worried. I'm staying in a hotel that has no restaurants, and there's nothing to really walk to in the neighborhood. And it's supposed to rain and be in the low 30s all week. So I'm playing some theater. I'm playing, actually two or three different theaters over four nights. If you want to go. Go to my website and check it out. But I'm excited. It's, you know, last time I was there, years ago. Not last time. First time I went was years ago, and I met a guy in a bar late, and he goes, hey, man, you want to go up in a plane and look at Bear Island? I was in, I think, in Juneau. And there's an island off of Juneau called Bear island that has a very high concentration of bears. Black, brown, I don't know. I said, yeah, I want to see some bears. I go, how much? He goes, give me a hundred bucks. I'll take you up on the plane tomorrow. So I go, all right. What time? He goes, 7am tells me where to go. I go to the airstrip. I meet him. We go out to the fields where the planes are. And his plane is fucking old. He told me it was in 1948. I want to say Stinson, if my memory serves me, which is a wooden prop plane. And. And so he goes up and he spins the prop, and it won't go. He keeps doing it. We're going, 15 minutes. He can't get the plane to start. I'm like, well, dude, I'm out. I'm fucking out. You can't get the thing started. How are you gonna keep it going? And so. No, no, no, don't worry about it. The guy was drunk the night before. I'm like, I was young at this point. I was probably in my 20s. And he's like, come on, we'll do it. So I said, fucking. I got in this plane, and we took off, and we went through a mountain pass, and the wind grabbed the plane and fucking threw us around. He's like, don't worry about it. I mean, I want to picture him with a cigar clenched in his teeth with a scarf around his neck, but I don't really remember. And so. But I do remember he took us over the ocean, and he took us to Bear island, and we saw a shitload of bears. He zoomed down real low, and that was pretty cool. And that was 100 bucks. And then I went to. When I was in Juneau, I went to this coffee shop and the barista woman was there and she was making a cappuccino and she was steaming the milk and the milk went crazy and the steam burnt her shirt. And she ripped her shirt off and ran in the back in her bra. And the guy that was ringing me up goes, that'll be an extra six bucks. Straight face. Fucking nailed it. I laughed for about five minutes. Look, she was a burn victim and we were laughing. I feel bad about that. But it was, it was a good moment in Alaskan comedy. Um, I'm thinking about how we're going to have a Civil War. I think I talked about this brief briefly on the podcast and I said that we should just have Civil War reenactors fight it out. Like just, you know, Saturdays from 1 to 5 in Williamsburg, Virginia. Whatever else, whatever fucking fields, whatever towns host Civil War reenactments. Just. That's the fighting that takes place. And whoever wins, then the other side. The other side has to. Or maybe it's like, maybe if you look at the states, like on the, on election night, when you look at the board and what's red and what's blue, it is exactly the same as it was during the last Civil War. None of the states, nobody switched sides. It's exactly the same. So I thought, well, maybe they will split it up, like play a giant football game. And any of the teams that play in the northern leagues, you know, they got the, the northern and the southern teams. You know, Dallas plays with all the Florida teams and, and the packers play with the New England Patriots and, and you have, and they pick their best players and we have a 10 hour football game. And whoever wins the other side has to, like, if you're the, if you're the red team and you win, then everybody on the blue team, not the team, but the whole country, everybody who's in those states has to get. Has to undo their sex change. And all the. Everybody in the red states has to get vaccinated. Like every policy that each side represents, that becomes law. And that. That's the Civil War. Is there something here? I feel like there's a bit in there somewhere. You let me know. My battery's dying on the camera, so I think I'm gonna wrap it up. I will say this. I'm very excited about. I'm doing a benefit and it's coming up. What date is this thing? It's going to be. There's a thing called the Pico Union Project. And on October 8th, they have a theater, the Pico Union. It's in downtown la. It's going to be Bill Burr, it's going to be Laura Kightlinger, Dana Gould, Wendy Liebman, a couple other comics, a lot of ball. It's all Boston comedians raising money to house and feed the homeless. Go to my website, fitzdog.com, get some tickets and come out. Also, as I said, I'm at Fairbanks this week. I'll be in Vegas at Brad Garrett's October 13 through 19. We got another benefit show for Best Buddies October 30 at the Comedy Store in LA. Also coming to the Den Theater in Chicago, Lafayette, Louisiana, Phoenix, San Francisco, Habsburg Heights, New Jersey. Go to fitzdog.com get some tickets, come out and say hi. All right. This is a short one. Short and sweet. Hope you enjoy it. We got a great guest next week and then we'll reconvene. Thank you. All the best. God bless America.