Andrew Santino: Pete Davidson Edged Him Out But Peyton Manning Put Him On

Summary

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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Episode: Andrew Santino: Pete Davidson Edged Him Out But Peyton Manning Put Him On

Release Date: November 20, 2025
Guest: Andrew Santino
Notable Co-hosts/Guests: Bobby Lee
Main Theme:
A wild, riff-heavy deep-dive into the comedy grind, behind-the-scenes SNL stories, stand-up vs. acting, the slow rise and sudden explosion of the "Bad Friends" podcast, and the realities of making—and surviving in—Hollywood comedy, all punctuated by fast-paced banter, impressions, and candid industry insights.

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Episode Overview

Comedians Dana Carvey and David Spade, joined today by Bobby Lee, welcome fellow comic and podcaster Andrew Santino. The episode covers Santino’s career trajectory – from almost joining SNL (edged out by Pete Davidson) to working with Peyton Manning on his special "White Noise", the challenges and joys of stand-up, the state of comedy in Hollywood, and the organic rise of his hit podcast "Bad Friends". The conversation weaves through impressions, self-deprecating humor, comedy history, podcasting culture, and what makes live comedy uniquely irreplaceable.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Comedy Special "White Noise" and Working With Peyton Manning

• Santino’s new special "White Noise" is out on Hulu, produced by Omaha Productions (Peyton Manning’s company).
  • "Peyton loves comedy. You’ve seen... he did great on SNL. I think he wanted to get more into comedy, so his production studio—what if we start producing comedy? It just kind of was a natural." – Santino [29:02]
• Title meaning:
  • "I named it 'White Noise'... Because I'm white. I'm making a lot of noise." – Santino [12:47]

2. The SNL Near-Miss

• Santino recalls his SNL audition, years ago, testing alongside Dan Soder and Pete Davidson.
  • "The final three were me, Dan Soder, one of my closest buddies, and Pete Davidson. And I think you know how that went." – Santino [39:14]
• Describes meeting with Lorne Michaels:
  • "We talked for, like, an hour about nothing... Chicago, other than SNL. And then he was like, 'I can't use you now. I think you're going to have a great career. I don't think you're the puzzle piece I'm looking for.'" – Santino [40:16]
• Accepts the outcome with humor:
  • "They’re going to pick this malleable, cute kid whose dad died in 9/11 vs. a vulnerable, redheaded..." – Santino [40:45]

3. The Rise of "Bad Friends" Podcast

• Santino describes the unlikely, organic growth of "Bad Friends", created with Bobby Lee:
  • "We started the show after Bobby got out of rehab when his dad died... It was a big point of contention of our relationship. I put him in rehab because I was concerned about him." – Santino [67:25]
  • "And no joke, but Covid, thankfully, hit, and people were at home, and you were already doing it. Within the first three months of us doing that show... the show exploded because people were at home, sad, weird, and bored." – Santino [68:22]
• On the show's success:
  • "That show is just the most fun I've ever had. Super fun to watch. Great chemistry. It’s stupid. It’s dumb." – Santino [69:12–69:17]
  • "No, we're bigger than Conan. For sure. I think most weeks, we're number four or four to six." – Santino [69:24]

4. Stand-Up Versus Acting – The Modern Comedy Landscape

• Santino prefers stand-up to acting:
  • "I like stand-up way more than I like acting. I like acting just fine. The jobs aren't coming...acting is a weird... Hollywood's so weird right now." – Santino [23:58]
• Discussing the difficulty of getting comedy movies made now, compared to years ago:
  • "When's the last time you saw a comedy in the theater?" – Santino [24:34]

5. The Changing Scale of Comedy—Arenas, Clubs, and Fan Culture

• On the move to stadiums:
  • "I do pretty well on the road...Theater tour... like 1,500 to 2,500. Chicago Theatre is like 4,000, that's home for me... but to start getting into the 5, 6, 7,000 seats, it's a different sport. I'd rather like tight, intimate venues where almost every seat is a good seat." – Santino [59:46–61:18]
• Discusses performing at large venues and the difference in crowd energy:
  • "In big rooms, you're up against the ceiling. They're looking at you on a mega screen. There's no energy back." – Santino [61:03–61:13]

6. The Realities of Comedy Specials: Transcendent or Just Good?

• The group considers if any stand-up specials really stand the test of time:
  • "There's only been about four or five specials that comics have done that transcend time. Almost every special is... you're funnier than your special. Every comic live is better than their special." – Santino [31:27–31:42]
  • "Louie is a... Mount Rushmore. I think he's one of the greatest that ever touched." – Santino [32:10]
• The fleeting nature of comedy:
  • "A throwaway line that you didn't... It's esoteric. Or it's something you didn't even like that much." – Santino [45:17]

7. Impressions, Rhythm, and Comedy DNA—The Artistry

• Extended riffing on impressions: Trump ("it's probably the best, maybe the best"), Biden, Scooby-Doo, Casey Kasem.
  • "Sometimes you just quote Trump. You do not need jokes. That's never happened in history." – Bobby Lee [07:00]
  • "I did not know that, you know, that was one..." – Carvey channeling his classic SNL impression [16:08]
• The comedians reflect on the rhythms and mannerisms that become comedic touchstones, referencing Don Rickles, Stan Laurel, Johnny Carson.
  • "Don Rickles is the funniest comedian of all time on some level...when he wasn't doing that because he would just do rhythm jokes that made no sense at the show started." – Bobby Lee [49:33]

8. Satire, Friendship, and Crossing the Line in Comedy

• Bobby Lee and Santino explain their dynamic on "Bad Friends"—how boundaries are pushed, but it's all in good fun:
  • "You can say anything as long as there's no vitriol below it... They just know. America's smart enough to know the difference." – Santino [47:00]
• Bobby Lee praises Santino's ability to get away with racial jokes because of their friendship:
  • "You get away with stuff about him being Asian and most people can't touch that. So you get a lot of great jokes..." – Spade [46:30]
• Santino acknowledges Bobby's genius at deadpan reactions, adding comic tension.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On SNL Auditions:

  • "The final three were me, Dan Soder, one of my closest buddies, and Pete Davidson. And I think you know how that went." – Andrew Santino [39:14]
  • "I can't use you now. I think you're gonna be... I don't think you're the puzzle piece I'm looking for." – Lorne Michaels to Andrew Santino (recounted by Santino) [40:16]

• On Stand-up vs. Specials:

  • "Every comic is funnier than their special. Every comic live is better than their special. I don't care who it is." – Andrew Santino [31:42]

• On Breaking Out Through Podcasting:

  • "We started the show after Bobby got out of rehab when his dad died...and no joke, but, like, Covid thankfully hit, and people were at home, and you were already doing it...the show exploded..." – Santino [67:25, 68:22]

• On Racial Comedy & Friendship:

  • "You get away with stuff about him being Asian and most people can't touch that." – David Spade to Santino [46:30]
  • "You can say anything as long as there's no vitriol below it." – Santino [47:00]

• On The State of SNL:

  • "I'm not part of the bullshit narrative. It's such a narrative of like, they're too this, too that...when you're like, 'I don't like these sketches,' it's like, because it's not for you." – Santino [41:19]
  • "Its audience is usually younger than you. So when you're like, I don't like these sketches, it's like, because it's not for you." – Santino [41:37]

• On the Comedy "Rhythm":

  • "But it's a great—it's the rhythm and the rhythm...the rhythm is good." – Lee & Santino on Don Rickles [49:49–49:51]

• On Theatre versus Arena Comedy:

  • "I'd rather like tight, intimate venues where almost every seat is a good seat." – Santino [61:13]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [05:04] – Discussing "White Noise" special, frustrations of stand-up tapings
• [11:58] – Impressions riff: Trump, Biden, and Trump’s rhythms in American speech
• [23:49] – Stand-up vs. acting, state of Hollywood comedies, why Santino left acting behind
• [31:27] – Which comedy specials endure, and why comics are always funnier live
• [39:14] – Santino's story of almost joining SNL, meeting with Lorne, losing to Pete Davidson
• [46:09] – Podcast dynamics: “Bobby Mom”, pushing lines in comedy with trust
• [59:46] – The current arena boom: Santino on playing to big crowds vs. intimacy of clubs
• [67:25] – The creation and sudden explosion of "Bad Friends", pandemic as accelerant
• [69:24] – Podcast chart rankings, outgrowing Conan, "immature" compared to Rogan/Call Me Daddy
• [70:05] – Reflections on podcasting’s rewards compared to “anything else I’ve ever done”

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Overall Tone and Style

A loose, affectionate, irreverent roundtable. Santino slots in with Spade, Carvey, and Lee, keeping up with their blend of quick-witted humor, insider stories, showbiz cynicism, and goofball energy. Impressions are dropped casually and often, jokes and self-owns fly freely, and the chemistry between all four is the real star.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a must-hear for fans of stand-up, SNL lore, or the inside baseball of Hollywood comedy careers. You’ll come away with a deeper appreciation for how comics hustle, the thin line between bombing and breaking out, the secret sauce of great podcasts, and why live laughs will always beat the edit.

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Transcript

[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Sebastian Maniscalco's new stand up special, it Ain't Right is coming to Hulu on November 21st. Thirty years ago, Jeff Bezos, complete nerd. Bezos now ripped the shreds on his super yacht. And the boxes keep coming. Sebastian Maniscalco, it ain't right premieres November 21st. Streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney plus for bundle subscribers. Terms apply. He's like, I have to go to school. I want my suitcase. So he's Swedish for a second weirdest accent, right? I'm the. I'm the number one. There is no more minority than me. I'm Mr. Minority. That's what they call me.

[Bobby Lee]

I know two adult gingers.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, me. And who is he? Was this guy Hemingway?

[Bobby Lee]

What is this guy Hemingway?

[Andrew Santino]

Who's this guy, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Tell some.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's this guy? Edgar Allen Poe.

[Dana Carvey]

No, honestly, he wrote an actual book of fiction and he's coming here to publicize it.

[David Spade]

Andrew Santino is a buddy of mine. He's got a podcast called Whiskey Ginger.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yep. I've been on it. And there was whiskey. And he is a ginger. That's right.

[David Spade]

And he's got the one with Bobby. Bobby Lee yeah, Bad Friends.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a hit.

[David Spade]

We had Bobby Leon. We're having Santino on. He's a very edgy comedian, very funny. I see him a lot. I saw him last night again. He's got a special out right now called White Noise. Comedy Special. But in general, always funny. He's in a lot of movies. He was in Ricky Stanicki where he played Kaniki.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't be persnickety. I mean, that's tricky to say. Nicky and Flicky.

[David Spade]

You were in Rickety's Persnickety.

[Bobby Lee]

I was in Persnickety and. And Shiddickety. That's where I grew up. State New York.

[David Spade]

And Shiddickety on In Connectity.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. I think we've strangled this.

[David Spade]

I hope he's funnier than this. All right, here he is. Andrew Santino. Have a good.

[Bobby Lee]

Andre Santino.

[Andrew Santino]

I am excited to ask you, David. Not you, Dana, because I know we were on. Right, David. I'm at.

[Bobby Lee]

Has he been on your show or just the.

[David Spade]

I've been on it.

[Bobby Lee]

The Bobby Lee.

[Andrew Santino]

He's done Me and Bat. He's on Bad Friends. Yeah, he. He hasn't done mine because he's.

[David Spade]

No, I'm doing your golf show.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you are. Eventually, you'll get golf, but he says that kind of stuff, but I don't know if he means it. I'm excited to talk to David today about his Diddy party experience, because now that he's cleared, I feel like you can say whatever you want.

[Bobby Lee]

We don't run away from that. But you guys go ahead.

[David Spade]

I run away from the freak off.

[Andrew Santino]

Dave and Diddy, the D and D parties.

[David Spade]

I was passed around like a rag doll.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember those details. What about Epstein? Did you.

[David Spade]

I just said. What if I just jump in baby oil, just to cut. Just to speed things up, and then.

[Andrew Santino]

We start slide them around the room. Okay. I don't want to. Guys, start the show. Sorry.

[David Spade]

We started.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's already started.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's already started. You guys have a gig introduction?

[Andrew Santino]

No, we kind of have some sort of.

[David Spade]

Yeah, no, first seven minutes are plugging your gigs.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we plug gigs.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you want to play a gig right now or.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

What about.

[Andrew Santino]

When does this come out, by the way?

[Bobby Lee]

I can't keep track of what.

[Andrew Santino]

End of the month. So my special has been out. The reviews are in.

[David Spade]

It's great.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a hit.

[David Spade]

Everyone's freaking out.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, everyone's panicking, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And you can find it on Hulu. Which is on Disney. Which is on Disney plus, which is in the app. Which is the. It's a nightmare, right?

[David Spade]

You have to get on.

[Andrew Santino]

It's this.

[David Spade]

You have to get on the Delta app. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You have to get on a plane and sit in coach and then you'll.

[Bobby Lee]

Be able to fly across the country to see it. But it's been a. It's been a smash.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, let's just talk about a huge hit.

[David Spade]

I didn't know everyone would talk about it so fast.

[Bobby Lee]

Everyone's. A needle. Moving the needle.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's moving the needle closer into my veins because I. I hate. I hate taping. I hate. I special. I hate all of it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the worst.

[Andrew Santino]

I just want to get rid of it and go. And go on to the next.

[David Spade]

Walk me through watching your social over and over to edit it and how sickening it is.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't do that. I'm not that guy.

[David Spade]

Oh, you let someone do.

[Andrew Santino]

I let this brilliant editor. She was so good. I let her do it. And then I just say, tell me what.

[David Spade]

But you still have to watch it again.

[Andrew Santino]

Honestly, I've never. I've never. I didn't sit and watch it through. Okay, But I just said. She goes, these are chunks that I think you need. I need your opinion on. And then we just like. I go, that, I like this one. Please change. But I never sat. Watched it front to back, truly.

[David Spade]

And they were just chunks in your poop.

[Andrew Santino]

She said, is that going to be the whole show? You going to riff some good stuff or is that going to be that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he says wiener. It's that chunks in the pooh. I mean, he's got his. His rhythms, his hits, and they're like.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm back with Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

They're delighted.

[David Spade]

Dana doesn't know that our audience is seven and nine year olds. We just got all the stats.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Ms. Rachel. They go from Ms. Rachel to this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. I've been here since Eisenhower's first administration and I'm playing to third graders. Something's wrong with that. Thank you, Andrew.

[Andrew Santino]

Listen, you're drinking bald eagle blood.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Where's that James Austin Johnson? Kind of.

[Andrew Santino]

It's kind of like stealing from what he does mixed with what Gillis does. I just like take the sound.

[David Spade]

Bald eagle blood.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Bald eagle blood.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He does do the musing, Trump.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Thinking about it.

[Dana Carvey]

Think of it. Think of it, Think of it.

[Andrew Santino]

Change. Trump is like. He gets very low and he knows how to do the low, Trump. He does. He knows how to do it really well.

[Bobby Lee]

His. His best one. I. I loved. I did laugh really hard. And that was a. When the guy ran in the cave.

[Dana Carvey]

Abdullah, Daddy died like a dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Died like a dog in a cave.

[Dana Carvey]

Like a little crying baby. Like a dog.

[Bobby Lee]

And Shane did a great.

[David Spade]

Cried like a little.

[Bobby Lee]

Sometimes you just quote Trump. You do not need jokes. It's never. That's never happened in history. You just say what he said.

[Andrew Santino]

Now. I find that people say stuff and it sounds like his rhythm. I was talking to a friend yesterday and they. They were like, it's good. It's real good. It's great. It's probably the best. And I was like, that is his rhythm. He's like infiltrated the way we think. You'll start going like, it's probably the best. Maybe the best. I don't know. Probably. Definitely.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I lean on the most. Because I think that's the funniest thing, how much he can repeat.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

We're going to do a podcast. A podcast. A beautiful podcast. We know how to do podcasts. And here we go with the podcast.

[Bobby Lee]

I like podcasts.

[Dana Carvey]

Everybody loves it.

[Bobby Lee]

And we're going to do it. I mean, he will go forever. How do you exaggerate Trump with that kind of.

[Andrew Santino]

That's rhythm. He exaggerates himself. But also he's so good at convincing you that it might be good. It's probably the best. It might be the best. It is the best, according to most of the people.

[David Spade]

A lot of people are saying.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot of people are saying, look at it.

[Bobby Lee]

If you look at it, you talk.

[David Spade]

To a lot of people.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no one talking to him. No, but he does, though, up here. He does. He's speaking to. He has lots.

[Bobby Lee]

I do a bit where he is alone doing that.

[Dana Carvey]

Gonna have a peach. A peach. It's a peach right here. Gonna cut the peach, eat the peach. You know, many people are talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

It and then Milani comes in.

[Dana Carvey]

What are you talking to?

[Bobby Lee]

Do you do a Milani?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you saying?

[Andrew Santino]

You. The funniest clip was when they had his kid in his office and he's like, I want to go to school with my suitcase.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that Baron?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you gotta go to school now. He's like, I have to go to school. I want my suitcase. So he's Swedish for a second. Weirdest accent, right? Am I wrong? It's like he doesn't know because he's born in America, but he has. That is his dad and her as.

[Bobby Lee]

So we had to come up with an interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

He has no idea what to sound like. Oh, my suitcase.

[Bobby Lee]

I need a number two pencil.

[Dana Carvey]

Daddy, can I have a weapon?

[Andrew Santino]

Weapon for school, a weapon. Let me bring one to School of Mass Destruction.

[Dana Carvey]

Like rubber knife, but cuts like a real one. Daddy, could we get him somewhere? Get him somewhere.

[David Spade]

He's got 611 now.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a. He is a big boy. Good Lord, he's gonna run for something.

[David Spade]

12 years old.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. What do you mean? I think he's got to be 18 by now. He's like a.

[Bobby Lee]

But why. Why does he go to college?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, he's bigger than you, David.

[David Spade]

Sorry, I'm not out of Instagram.

[Andrew Santino]

19. He's bigger than Dana and David combined. Both of those have no match for my son.

[Bobby Lee]

That is funny. That's very much that. That rhythm looking up.

[Andrew Santino]

But he already knows what he's gonna say, which is very interesting. He already knows what he's gonna say. He does.

[David Spade]

A tilted headline.

[Andrew Santino]

He just looks away to tell you that. Like mom organizing this in a way that you could understand.

[Dana Carvey]

I looked at the shot. If there's no shot, it's lights out. But there was a chart.

[David Spade]

And the chart saved him.

[Bobby Lee]

He. The chart saved him.

[Andrew Santino]

More charts. We need more charts.

[David Spade]

Come on.

[Andrew Santino]

What is this book?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not getting around here?

[David Spade]

I don't know why it's there.

[Bobby Lee]

There's jokes. It's around the people.

[David Spade]

Oh, now we're inviting.

[Bobby Lee]

I just do it as a hook now. I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

We miss you, Joe. We miss you, Joe.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm being serious.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on, folks.

[Dana Carvey]

I'm not kidding around here.

[Bobby Lee]

I just like that I've got. That's the only thing left.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not kidding around. You did. You did. On my show. You did. No, you did him telling jokes. Biden doing stand up.

[Bobby Lee]

Did I? Oh, what were the jokes? I forgot. I don't remember.

[Andrew Santino]

You did bits.

[Bobby Lee]

It was on SN where I did that. I'm not getting around. I'm being serious. And that just got a laugh every time.

[Andrew Santino]

But it's true, though.

[David Spade]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

It is like the exact phrase he said, I'm not getting around.

[David Spade]

Do you think he's better now? If he.

[Andrew Santino]

Joe Biden, he's been dead for like a decade. They've. They've somehow managed to like, hologram him into react. He's dead.

[Bobby Lee]

That guy's dead.

[Andrew Santino]

That guy's 100% not alive. You know that, right? That's insane.

[David Spade]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Was he ever alive?

[Andrew Santino]

He's got They've. They've strung him up.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, man, you're talking to the guy who's crushed as Hunter Biden on Saturday night.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you did.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Really, you did. You did a great job. Didn't I text you and say you did a good job?

[David Spade]

I don't think so, but I, you.

[Andrew Santino]

Know, you don't respect.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we didn't want to do Church Lady Biden. We wanted to do dad Biden Young.

[Andrew Santino]

The Church Lady Biden would have been pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

Well. Well, just. Just. He's. I'm just Biden and he's Biden. We want to do Father Son. That where he's the only one who can understand Joe. Hey, we're going to sell some materials of fame, right?

[David Spade]

What he's saying is you go like.

[Bobby Lee]

You really want to go to the restaurant tomorrow at 8.

[David Spade]

I know you want to go to the antennas.

[Bobby Lee]

So as the people decided to go. They're fine.

[David Spade]

They don't have lasagna.

[Dana Carvey]

But see, that was the bit.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the only one who can understand it.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a great bit.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. Well, we're doing it here for the people. Okay, let's start recording now.

[David Spade]

Yeah, let's go. I have a lot of questions.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy's looking at pornography, by the way. That's not. That's really not cool.

[Bobby Lee]

It would be weird.

[Andrew Santino]

Could you get him a regular chair by pornhub? He looks like a child sitting at the dinner table.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. That's their inside joke that it's like five feet tall, so moments.

[David Spade]

Right. Your chair is tiny compared.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what? I know, though. I know David took that from his dining room and then was like, we don't need to buy a new chair. And so it's a dining room chair. We don't have any desk.

[Bobby Lee]

We don't have the big.

[Andrew Santino]

It's funny to be stingy with all this.

[David Spade]

Very rude.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Not stingy.

[Andrew Santino]

We like. You open his fridge. I know. It's just like a few waters or. And a. And a baking soda box in there.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he's got a lot in his mouth.

[Andrew Santino]

He eats out every day.

[David Spade]

No, you're not supposed to be in the kitchen.

[Bobby Lee]

He's got snacks. Little tuna and little chips.

[David Spade]

Trying to get it back on track.

[Andrew Santino]

What book is this?

[David Spade]

I don't know. I can't see it from here. Oh, it's.

[Bobby Lee]

Why wasn't your special name the Great Sand?

[Andrew Santino]

Great Santino? Yeah, I named the Special White Noise.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

Pretty layer.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not mad.

[Andrew Santino]

I Just want to. I bet you could. I'm not mad. I do a big job. There is a joke.

[David Spade]

Because you're white.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I'm white. I'm making a lot of noise.

[Bobby Lee]

What is it? Is that the reason? What is the.

[Andrew Santino]

What's that?

[David Spade]

Well, can you be white in today's society?

[Andrew Santino]

Can I be?

[David Spade]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

I have red hair. So I can be.

[David Spade]

We are.

[Andrew Santino]

We're kind of allowed to move now. You guys are still one. Guys are a deep fish.

[Bobby Lee]

One or two percent of the people have ginger hair in America or something like that. Or 3%.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. You know, I haven't checked our stats, but I do get it every Tuesday. And I should look at it again.

[David Spade]

Green eyes is too.

[Bobby Lee]

I just need an answer, Andrew. I don't need a story.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, dude.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a dying breed. I think we're up to. I think they did joke and say that 20, 35. We might go it.

[Bobby Lee]

But I'm saying you're the ultimate minority.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm the. I'm the number one. There is no more minority than me. I'm Mr. Minority. That's what they call me.

[Bobby Lee]

I know two adult gingers.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, me and who?

[Bobby Lee]

Francis Cronin. From Ireland. From Dublin. My wife's nephew.

[Andrew Santino]

He's pulling out names. Who's Francis Cronin?

[Bobby Lee]

Does it matter? He's a guy with hair.

[Andrew Santino]

Francis Cronin.

[Bobby Lee]

Francis cronin.

[Andrew Santino]

Everyone knows Mr. Cronin.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's gonna love this. He's in. He's in Hollywood. Francis Cronin.

[David Spade]

I heard redhead joke.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, give me a mean redheaded joke. And I have a mean joke about you that I'll make up. That I'll make up while I'm laughing to you. Do it.

[David Spade]

This has nothing to do with you.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. What is the mean redhead joke?

[Bobby Lee]

I think I know where you're going. Okay.

[David Spade]

The doctor comes in to the family and says, you just had your baby and we got good news and bad news. The bad news, redhead. Good news, he died.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

It makes sense.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it actually makes a lot of sense.

[Bobby Lee]

That disappointed by you would be rusty hair.

[Andrew Santino]

If you had a kid with red hair, you'd go, bummer.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but yours is not.

[David Spade]

No, you look.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not orange.

[David Spade]

You do fine.

[Andrew Santino]

It's orange.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but it's soft orange. You're not Bozo the Clown. I'm gonna tell you. Well, the beard has a hair. The beard is more dark.

[David Spade]

Ginger.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. My beard. Of my eyebrows.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The accusations that I dye my Hair is maybe the funniest thing the Internet could do. I don't even know where I.

[David Spade]

Let's look at a clip of your pubes.

[Andrew Santino]

You want to see it?

[David Spade]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's got better? I don't want.

[David Spade]

You think Bobby have a lot of pubes? This is what, a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's bushy. He's a bushy boy.

[Bobby Lee]

But he's. When he came here, he. You guys told him he was here, and he put his legs back and he said he's shaving everything at that place. He goes to anybody who goes to a place where naked men walk around.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you vote. No, no. He goes to the Korean spa.

[David Spade]

Is he Korean or Chinese? Don't look it up.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he Japanese?

[David Spade]

Viet Cong? Which one? Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Andrew Santino]

He's.

[David Spade]

God damn it.

[Andrew Santino]

Took Malaysian. Malaysian. Malaysian.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry.

[David Spade]

Is he really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's Malaysian.

[David Spade]

I did not know that.

[Dana Carvey]

I did not know that. You know, the Malaysians, they. They like their cocktails, and they like to be naked in a spa, and.

[Bobby Lee]

They shave their privates. We'll be right back.

[Andrew Santino]

The nose flick is perfect. That's great. That was a mannerism. No, no. But that was something I never caught. Now. Yeah, that's like mouth, nose out.

[David Spade]

That's snl, Dana. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

I know that was.

[Bobby Lee]

That hadn't been done as far as I know is. I did not know that, you know, that was one.

[Dana Carvey]

I did not like that.

[Andrew Santino]

I did that for years as a kid because of you. You know, how weird. That's so strange to me to, like, remember repeating stuff that you did.

[Bobby Lee]

I do it now. I love.

[Andrew Santino]

I do that in conversation.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll go.

[Andrew Santino]

I did not know that.

[David Spade]

Yeah. They were saying, is that weird?

[Andrew Santino]

Is that weird?

[David Spade]

Weird? Why?

[Andrew Santino]

That sounds like Casey Kasem.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you remember Casey?

[Dana Carvey]

I was a little bit like Casey Kaseham. Like, Casey Santino, number one with a bullet, checking it out. He joined us today on the podcast.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we all did him. You did him. Your stand up.

[Dana Carvey]

I did Casey Case. I did a bunch of America's top 10. Top 10, but they never had a hand.

[David Spade]

And he does Scooby Doo, doo, rumble.

[Bobby Lee]

You knew.

[Andrew Santino]

Who I met was Rick. Rick D's. Remember Rick D's Disco Duck? Can you do Rick D's?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I had. I wasn't exposed.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, he's very like that. It's like. It's like Old Car Salesman. He goes. Andrew Santino, Arizona State.

[Bobby Lee]

He does it whenever he talks in commercial.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he does. When he sees me.

[Bobby Lee]

Surprising. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's worked out the same gym. I swear to God. He donated the gym and his son.

[Bobby Lee]

It's curves for kind of dark story currently. And we'll do it as in Scooby Doo form.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, Give you a dark story?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, something out there. Bombing or war.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, then we'll do it as Shaggy and Scooby Doo.

[Andrew Santino]

That's something fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

Donald Trump dropped a mega bomb on. On Iran. It was three in a row that took care of the cave. Right, Scoob?

[Bobby Lee]

So it's the innocence of Scooby Doo with modern things, but it should be. It's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

I think Shaggy would kill harder.

[David Spade]

Yeah, Shaggy.

[Andrew Santino]

That would kill harder about giving the sad story he's doing.

[David Spade]

Shaggy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dana Carvey]

This is Shaggy was done by Casey Kasem.

[Andrew Santino]

That was the real voice. And who is Scooby?

[David Spade]

He was a guy that.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you not know him?

[Bobby Lee]

He was a convicted convict that worked there.

[David Spade]

That just goes.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the easiest.

[Andrew Santino]

It was up.

[David Spade]

He goes, scoob, I had a bad date last night.

[Bobby Lee]

He goes, rage.

[Dana Carvey]

Scoob, Scoob, I'm telling you that the terrorists that Trump's putting in are crashing the economy. I don't know what's going to happen.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at the data.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought you would just say R. I know.

[Andrew Santino]

But Scooby, by the way that we're doing. Has this show been good so far?

[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

I don't know if you could actually stop someone from breaking into your home before they break into your home. Why wouldn't you want to?

[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

I want to know what David thought about this morning. I want to know what kind of panic you had this morning knowing that you were coming over here. Yeah.

[David Spade]

Just that someone's coming to my house.

[Andrew Santino]

You freaked out a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

And he gets schooled a little bit.

[David Spade]

I'm not as worried with Dana coming over. He's been here.

[Andrew Santino]

But if it was just you and me alone, you'd be scared.

[David Spade]

No, I'd have fun with you because I know. At least I know you. And we talk and so.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

And you were there for the. You were there disaster when I did your podcast. When he needed.

[Andrew Santino]

Wasn't it?

[David Spade]

I have to say, Santino, very professional. I went there. I went a little early because I had a flight.

[Andrew Santino]

Always early.

[David Spade]

Bobby asked me to come early. He asked me to move it a day.

[Andrew Santino]

He did move it.

[David Spade]

And then he said, can you come like at 1 tomorrow? Didn't know it was around his sleep schedule. I said, sure, I'll wait till one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you can have my notes. Pick a topic. Anyway, they're on the park hotel. I spent 20 minutes on this.

[Andrew Santino]

Andrew, this says stand up versus acting. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you do a lot of acting. A lot of stand ups do no act.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't really act anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Not anymore. That's my question. You like being out there by yourself doing stand up.

[Andrew Santino]

I like stand up way more than I like acting. I like acting just fine. The jobs aren't coming. Why was that?

[Bobby Lee]

And then another question.

[Andrew Santino]

They're few and far between. It's tough out there for acting.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Just acting is a weird. This Hollywood's so weird right now. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

It's in a horrible recession.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But it's also like, when's the last. When did you see a comedy movie other than the movie that Spade made with Theo that's gonna come out? When. When's the last time somebody made a movie?

[Bobby Lee]

The last one that was kind of big funny was his with the, you know, the world.

[David Spade]

Oh, wrong missy.

[Bobby Lee]

Wrong missy.

[Andrew Santino]

That was six years ago.

[Bobby Lee]

How long? That was 11 years ago.

[Andrew Santino]

And that was on Netflix.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

When's the Last time you saw a comedy in the theater for.

[David Spade]

I have to say don't. Haven't a comedy or an R rated comedy. Either one is hard to find.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but in the theater, I mean, it is kind of weird.

[Bobby Lee]

Hangover.

[Andrew Santino]

Naked Gun was actually. I'm proud that, like, I was happy to go see it and I was like, please go see it. You don't like everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

I. Well, I love Liam Neeson. I'm happy for. But they. They pushed too hard the timing of Leslie Nielsen and it was just. It was hard to duplicate. And also Liam Neeson, who again, is a great actor. But I heard you're narrating me on.

[Andrew Santino]

The screen like this.

[Bobby Lee]

And we tried to go down to the. To the pier to find the public. And it was just too much of that rough voice. Something about Leslie I couldn't get out of the old Naked Gun.

[Andrew Santino]

Of course, the naked originals was better. My point is, like, I'm glad someone's making something. Yes. For Christ's sake. It's like we can't even get. Nothing is getting made or shot here.

[David Spade]

Anything. Nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Or shot here. But I did like. And I think Pam Anderson killed it. I think she was really good.

[Bobby Lee]

They were all great. It's just the.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he's not the right. Yeah, he's not.

[David Spade]

He's a very interesting choice, though, because.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, when he put his dress up when he came in as a little girl.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That was like something out of Master Disguises. It was not a good movie. I was in it. I made it, but. And then he put his crotch out like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's 73. No, don't do that. And then when they did the OJ Joke, it's a bit. I mean, that time ago.

[David Spade]

So that was Levoj alone. He's gone through enough.

[Bobby Lee]

Welcome back to Movies today with Andrew and David.

[David Spade]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Let me see what else is on here.

[David Spade]

No, I have stuff, too.

[Andrew Santino]

January 6th. Why is that written on here?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

It's written on every single one of these. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

That was just me going, don't.

[David Spade]

January 6th.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't talk about January 6th.

[David Spade]

What was your alibi?

[Bobby Lee]

That was a note to myself or were you there?

[David Spade]

We.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, you were just part of the crowd.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to keep this because your handwriting needs to be studied. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And my brain. Wait.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like, it's. Half of the letters are in all.

[Bobby Lee]

Caps and then half are in just my haiku. Kind of weird stuff, you know, he's very. He's very controlling. See how Word processor.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but he's. But see, David is very. Is very organized.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why I have a war going.

[Bobby Lee]

On in here right now.

[Andrew Santino]

What's going on up there? A girl said. That's what a girl said to me. I was working on this thing and this girl. I was eating lunch by myself.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And she came up to me very politely and was like, I see that you're eating alone. Do you want to join us? And I was like, no, I'm good. Thank you so much. But I wanted to say. You think I'm alone. You have no idea what's going on.

[David Spade]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Like, I am never alone.

[David Spade]

Fights.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you like that? Like, okay, you. So you're six feet tall. Six one cool beard, six one handsome. Most comedians are a little funny looking.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but I'm funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Restaurant trust you enough to go, do you want to join us? Or was that sort of like, can I be your girlfriend?

[Andrew Santino]

No, she was working with us. She was like part of the thing I was working on. But she noticed I was eating alone and she was like, eat with us. Like, what are you eating alone? But I like eating alone.

[David Spade]

What if she said eat?

[Bobby Lee]

I like doing a lot of stuff alone.

[Andrew Santino]

I just ate alone before I came here. It was great. Well, sorry. Say the joke again, David. We stepped on the joke.

[David Spade]

What if she actually said, eat my.

[Andrew Santino]

Ass and that's why we stepped on it?

[David Spade]

You want to eat my ass?

[Dana Carvey]

Hey, Scoob, what if she actually said, eat my ass?

[Andrew Santino]

Did she say that? Because you should have taken her up on it. If she's like, asses.

[David Spade]

He doesn't care.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, this has happened. Happy Gilmore too.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you're in it and you're in it.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he's actually in it.

[David Spade]

I'm not in it.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not.

[Andrew Santino]

You're in it? No, I did like a four second cameo.

[David Spade]

You did?

[Andrew Santino]

Me and Bobby sat on. We shot it from our studio. They came to us.

[David Spade]

I remember.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We're in there for three seconds.

[David Spade]

You're in it twice. God.

[Bobby Lee]

I got it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They show our image twice.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta get a three second cameo.

[Andrew Santino]

You could get one, dude. I don't know.

[David Spade]

Schneider had a shorter one.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Schneider was shorter than us.

[David Spade]

His cameo? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[David Spade]

He was on a short joke.

[Bobby Lee]

How naughty is.

[David Spade]

Someone text me last night.

[Andrew Santino]

Poison our water.

[David Spade]

Someone texting me. They go, I'm at Sandler's, on the road with Sandler. And Schneider's making fun of you right now.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm like, on stage making fun of you?

[David Spade]

No. Just he makes fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Why does he tease you so much? Why does Rob Schneider tease you?

[David Spade]

Because we're old buddies. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But he's mean about it. Because I've seen some of the stuff he's written online about you. His blog is insane.

[David Spade]

Are you in the chat rooms?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

And this also says Peyton Manning.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought it was interesting that he produces White Noise.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He produced my special. He's. They're producing. Omaha Productions is producing a lot of.

[David Spade]

He.

[Andrew Santino]

Peyton loves comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

You've seen. He does. He did great on snl.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought he. I. I met him at one of the 40th and I said I thought he was the funniest.

[Andrew Santino]

He was probably the funniest athlete they've had on that show.

[Bobby Lee]

I think so. He was next to Joe Montana.

[David Spade]

Actually. He was on that roast with Rob Lowe and he.

[Andrew Santino]

He wanted. I think he wanted to get more into comedy. So his production studio was like, what if we start producing comedy? And they reached out and I was like.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I think two of the executives were big fans. So it just kind of was a natural.

[David Spade]

Of you.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Of you. They were like, you're gonna meet David Spade.

[Bobby Lee]

They'd seen your stand up special and then wanted to do.

[Andrew Santino]

They've seen me.

[Bobby Lee]

I just want to get clarity. I'm not. There's no editorializing.

[David Spade]

You haven't seen you.

[Bobby Lee]

They actually saw you do stand up and then pursued you to do Tuscany.

[Andrew Santino]

Wine Festival February 4th through the 19th.

[David Spade]

Please come see me.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll be second.

[Bobby Lee]

Is off Netflix.

[Andrew Santino]

Cheeseburger. They wrote. Netflix took it out. We're about to put it back up. And Watch out was my Netflix special. I'm going to try to watch. I don't know yours either.

[David Spade]

Don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't be offended. I did actually start to watch your Amazon special.

[David Spade]

That's nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Dandelion.

[David Spade]

What happened?

[Andrew Santino]

Is that what it was called?

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. Fuck.

[Dana Carvey]

Whoops.

[Andrew Santino]

No wonder why I turned it off.

[Dana Carvey]

You can't get them all actually called a special. Dandelion.

[David Spade]

Blow me.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what it should have been called.

[David Spade]

Dog. That's what the dandelion says.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't get to talk to me that way. You don't say those words.

[David Spade]

No. I'm saying a dandelion. Once.

[Bobby Lee]

You would look to grass. But that was his pun.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[David Spade]

That's funny.

[Bobby Lee]

It's number one with part of a bullet.

[David Spade]

Did you.

[Bobby Lee]

So.

[David Spade]

No. Tell us more about. We're on a commercial with your plugs.

[Andrew Santino]

No. No. We don't need to what?

[David Spade]

No, I like this. It sounds.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to talk about the special and because.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

It was your second one.

[Andrew Santino]

I shot at Minneapolis. It's my third one, but it's. Yeah. Netflix and then this one. No, I did one for Showtime years ago. Which. Which I hated. I've done Showtime, Netflix and Hulu. I'm trying to touch all the bases.

[Bobby Lee]

Hbo, you're next. Here's the thing that happens. Usually you've had sets coming up to the special.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That. It happens sometimes in the room. It just happens. So you're getting so much back that you're just getting funnier and tighter and you're chasing things, you're extending things. And then you go to the taping and all the lights and it's really hard to capture that. And that's what's frustrating. Unless you do 10 tapings.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Then you get lucky.

[Andrew Santino]

I think there's only been about.

[David Spade]

Four.

[Andrew Santino]

Or five specials that comics have done that transcend time. Almost every special is. It's.

[Bobby Lee]

You still did and tight eyes.

[Andrew Santino]

I just think you can't. Specials are good. Like David special was funny. I hate to say that.

[David Spade]

Into the mic.

[Bobby Lee]

Can't not be funny.

[Andrew Santino]

But it doesn't matter. But you're funnier than your special. Every comic is funnier than their special. Every comic live is better than their special. I don't care who it is. The only people in recent years who have a special that will live on that. I mean, Louis Chappelle Rock's earlier stuff. But like. But nobody was putting out anything early on.

[Bobby Lee]

Was doing five nights. And I've talked to people with the crew and they go. After four nights, it wasn't happening. And then the fifth one he landed.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but Louie is. Louie's a. Louie is a. You know, he's a Mount Rushmore. I think he's one of the greatest that ever touched.

[David Spade]

Oh, he's redheaded.

[Bobby Lee]

He might.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a redheaded man.

[Bobby Lee]

He may be the best stand up ever.

[Andrew Santino]

It's possible.

[Bobby Lee]

He's probably in the conversation. Only because anybody who can take a 27 year old movie goodwill hunting and.

[Andrew Santino]

Write a new joke about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Great. Brilliantly written. So clean and clear and just such this. How about them apples? You know, it's like we know how hard that is to make that hilarious. And he did.

[Andrew Santino]

He's the. I think he's the best. But there's only a few that transcend time. Like that. But live.

[Bobby Lee]

We're gonna play this clip for Louie. He's Coming on our podcast. He'll be sitting where you.

[Andrew Santino]

He would never.

[Bobby Lee]

And we're gonna play.

[David Spade]

He would never, unfortunately.

[Andrew Santino]

Is coming. Is he coming? Yeah, he's coming. He's doing this with you guys. I'm gonna text him. He's got a bad idea.

[Bobby Lee]

He's got it.

[Dana Carvey]

He's right.

[Bobby Lee]

He's trying to turn in. What do you call Hemingway?

[Andrew Santino]

What is this guy? Hemingway?

[Bobby Lee]

What is this guy?

[Andrew Santino]

Who's this guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Tell some.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's this guy? Edgar Allen Poe.

[Dana Carvey]

No, honestly, he wrote an actual book of fiction and he's coming here to publicize it.

[Andrew Santino]

We need a camera there on you guys?

[David Spade]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Right. I'm just. I'm just really good to get a 70 year old in profile. So.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not 70.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, I am.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you really?

[Bobby Lee]

Get out of here.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, sub, you look so good, man. It's unbelievable.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

You also look good. See that? So comedy is misdirect. You thought I was going to say you on the other. What I did was people think I'm dangerous.

[Bobby Lee]

That was smart. I. I thought you were going to go and then you went complimentary.

[Andrew Santino]

I can do this all day with the Mr. X stuff. Watch this.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm really enjoying being here.

[David Spade]

Thank you. Am I? Am I what?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, the foot. You're like. The foot is a dead giveaway.

[Andrew Santino]

This is a giveaway. This means I got to go outside and pee.

[Bobby Lee]

You've got two guys.

[Andrew Santino]

He makes me pee outside when I come over here. I can't use the bathroom.

[David Spade]

Just not now.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. They're all broken.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

My IQ with his IQ equals 170. I won't tell you the ratio where the IQ comes.

[Andrew Santino]

I could guess where the split is split. You're 100, he's 70. That's not hard. You are sub. Neither of you are over 100.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm 120 and he's 50. But it doesn't matter.

[David Spade]

I auditioned for men.

[Andrew Santino]

David and I both went to Arizona.

[David Spade]

State, so I was about to bring that up.

[Andrew Santino]

This is not a school.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a. That's a kegger with a class attached.

[David Spade]

It's a kegger with a.

[Andrew Santino]

Where did you go to college?

[Bobby Lee]

I went to San Francisco State University.

[Andrew Santino]

Not a real place.

[David Spade]

Not a real dog. No.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no effing in school.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a joke.

[Andrew Santino]

Arizona State was a great school.

[David Spade]

Great.

[Bobby Lee]

And you graduated party school. Come on.

[David Spade]

I did.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know how to find the base of an isosceles triangle? Yeah.

[David Spade]

Do you?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I do actually do you know.

[Bobby Lee]

What a dangling participle is? No.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll show it. If I put my pan. Put my pants in, I'll show you.

[Bobby Lee]

What it looks like.

[David Spade]

Do you believe that under the pyramids in Giza, there's things that go straight down?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. The tunnels.

[David Spade]

Tunnels. And also it goes down another mile.

[Andrew Santino]

100%. How can you not believe?

[David Spade]

You don't believe me too?

[Andrew Santino]

You don't think under the pyramids that. That's. It's an interconnected system of, of tunnels and light refractors. And it's all calculations. Perfect calculation.

[David Spade]

It's all perfect calculation for like antennas.

[Andrew Santino]

It's antennas.

[Bobby Lee]

The only about that is, can't we get in there? Here's, here's my question.

[Andrew Santino]

We don't want to ruin it.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's my question for you guys.

[David Spade]

You know, ruin the ruins.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you believe that? You ever redone your bathroom? You know how they just screw up everything while they're doing it? We don't, we don't want that.

[Bobby Lee]

You could get, you know, a guy down there with a boring drill and take video. But do you believe we landed on the moon in 1969?

[Andrew Santino]

No, not in 69.

[David Spade]

Here's what I do believe.

[Bobby Lee]

We subsequently landed on them, of course.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we have. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So the first one was fake.

[Andrew Santino]

We went back to like prove that our lie wasn't that crazy.

[David Spade]

I think we went, we circled. They had filmed it in case you could see ships or aliens or anything on the dark side, anything. And so they said, we see them run the clip from now on and we don't land, and we don't ever land.

[Andrew Santino]

You think we never land.

[David Spade]

So we did get there, didn't land.

[Bobby Lee]

Even the subsequent flights.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, the amount of stuff that we have that that footage is not real, is kind of chaotic at this point. Well, I mean, the amount of proof that we have now to go, that was fake footage.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's a possible theory. 200 people had to know the conspiracy. I was on a three hour flight with Buzz Aldrin. So he was an award winning actor talking about going to the moon like a brilliant liar. So I say if they didn't land on the moon, faking it was a greater achievement than actually landing on the moon.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I.

[Bobby Lee]

That's it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he was a good.

[Bobby Lee]

Should we take a pause, throw in an ad?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, don't put in an ad. Do you have Ed? Then you need. Oh, no.

[David Spade]

Do you do a lot of boner pills?

[Andrew Santino]

We do so many boner pill ads. That's all we do now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we're more.

[David Spade]

Because you guys are too rough around the edges.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, we do boner pill ads because men need it. You know, a high percentage of men have erectile dysfunction, David, and there's nothing wrong with that. That's why there's hymns. Use code. Bad friends 10.

[David Spade]

I have.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's all boner pill ads the whole time. You say bad.

[Andrew Santino]

It's all boner pills.

[Bobby Lee]

You get any regular advertisements? Just bumper.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, we do boner pills and boner supplements. You know, it's all boner stuff. Have you seen our show? It's all kids. What do you guys read ads for on this show?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Sophia. Sophisticated company. Toyota and giant Toyota. Multinational.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you get big ads. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we bet. Mgm.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you guys are corporate sellouts. Your shills. Does that hurt? Did that hurt to hear it from the man?

[David Spade]

No, I was happy.

[Bobby Lee]

But look what we've been doing so far. Look what we're getting away with. You guys are too obvious.

[David Spade]

I have a studio built for three shows a year.

[Bobby Lee]

We can't afford a camera. We have to be in profile.

[David Spade]

I know. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because next week, though, maybe we'll have one there and we can just look at our guests.

[Andrew Santino]

This was like a Geek Squad deal. Whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

These cameras, they're doing the best they can with limited budgeting.

[David Spade]

Put it that way.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I bought the lights.

[Andrew Santino]

You did?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And what about. Who paid for that?

[David Spade]

How about that? David bought that.

[Bobby Lee]

I bought your chair and I bought your mic.

[David Spade]

Right, you did?

[Andrew Santino]

You bought this?

[Bobby Lee]

I bought your mic.

[David Spade]

It's your ragtag.

[Andrew Santino]

I couldn't even get an SB7, like one of those. You had to give me, like, an old handheld.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I have one of those.

[Andrew Santino]

And how come you guys get the nice ones and high quality? For what?

[Bobby Lee]

It's not going to have a basic sexy thing. You're not going to get laid off that.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

This one. You can't.

[David Spade]

Let's ask him about the firings at snl. What do you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, about what? What do you think about. Because, well, you know, this is kind of our theme, but it's very loose. You probably did try for snl because you can do.

[Andrew Santino]

I told you about this.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

You forgot, but I tested for snl.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. So.

[Andrew Santino]

And then I went back to New York and had lunch with Lorne and.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you didn't say it on this podcast.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that. You're right. I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

It was on you.

[Andrew Santino]

I tested for Saturday night live maybe 11 years ago. I don't Remember what it was? Something like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you do impressions and characters.

[Andrew Santino]

I did care. A bunch of characters. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I would do characters and voices, and it was. The final three were me. This is funny me, Dan Soder, one of my closest buddies, and. And Pete Davidson. And I think you know how that went.

[David Spade]

Was that that long ago? Pete got on.

[Andrew Santino]

It was almost 10 years. 10 years ago.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Dan Soder said that it was Pete.

[Andrew Santino]

You, me, Pete and Sodi and I tested, and then they called and shook us, called me and said, lauren wants you to come back and say, you got to go say hi to Lauren. And, you know, that's a good thing. He wants to fly back. So I flew back to say hello. This was crazy. I flew to New York, and I was like. Like, is this it? Am I, like, gonna move to New York? Like, this is wild. And then I got in the office, and then he. We talked for, like, an hour about nothing. Chicago. No, he loved talking about Chicago because he knew I was from Chicago about other than snl. And he ate pop.

[Bobby Lee]

That means he likes you.

[Andrew Santino]

And then he said he was like, oh, we want to meet everybody. And so I walked around and met all the writers and everybody, like, meeting.

[David Spade]

The family of a girl.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember this.

[Andrew Santino]

But then he said. And then he was like, I can't use you now. I think you're gonna be. I think you're gonna have a great career. I don't think you're. The puzzle piece I'm looking for was, I think, the phrasing, and I actually loved it. And then people were, like, mad for me, but I wasn't upset. I was like, I think, well. And then when I realized it was Pete, I talked to Soder, and I was like, yeah, he's a decade younger than us. We were. We had all been on TV before or whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

He was one of the youngest teen or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

He was a kid.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So I was like, yeah, they're gonna pick this malleable, cute kid whose dad died in 911 versus a vulnerable, redheaded.

[David Spade]

What did your dad die in?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, my dads are still alive. I got two of them. I got a real dad and a stepdad. How about that?

[David Spade]

That's your problem.

[Andrew Santino]

How about that?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Everything. Everything sense right now.

[Dana Carvey]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, I'm connecting.

[David Spade]

That's hurting you in the business. Just.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm connecting.

[David Spade]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

I thought about getting rid of one.

[Bobby Lee]

Of them, but what do you think of Saturday Night Live in the last. You know, people say, oh, they're too woke or whatever. What do you think of snl?

[Andrew Santino]

I like, you know, it's so funny. I don't even know how to phrase.

[Bobby Lee]

This, but I mean, the Beavis and Butthead sketches, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

I think SNL is. Oh, I've always. I've always been a fan of snl. I'm not part of the. The bullshit narrative. It's such a narrative of like, there to this, to that, to that. Dude, you're all. They only say that because SNL is built, you know, when SNL is at its best, when it's built for its audience. And its audience is usually younger than you. So when you're like, I don't like these sketches, it's like, because it's not for you.

[Bobby Lee]

What is true. If you're in. Great. If you're in junior high or high school and you're just coming on to then snl, that's your.

[Andrew Santino]

That's your best. That's your heroes. That's who you. Yeah, like, for. I was. I just said this earlier, like, my entire youth build around watching snl, like, incessantly was watching you guys, which I hate to say. And when I say you guys, you know, it's just you.

[Bobby Lee]

Dana. Wayne's world came out one in 91, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

How old were you? About? We were like 10 or something.

[David Spade]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

I was born in 83.

[Bobby Lee]

So you were like nine?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, eight. But the zeitgeist of that was Wayne's World was one. Like, that's. You know, I could quote every line from that movie. I couldn't quote one line from Joe Dirt. Go to commercial, David. It's a joke.

[Dana Carvey]

I can't believe it.

[Bobby Lee]

Dave, we won't have any commercials.

[David Spade]

I'll give you a line to test you. Go ahead. What is this movie? Is this from.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, this is good.

[Bobby Lee]

Here we go.

[David Spade]

Swing.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on, dude, it's not even funny.

[Bobby Lee]

What's this?

[Andrew Santino]

Party on, Wayne?

[Bobby Lee]

Or did you say, have a nice party, Wayne? Which one does he say? Party on, Wayne?

[Andrew Santino]

He said, where's the party, Wayne? You know, my mom says to me on the phone all the time, by the way, this is great. My mom. No pinky down. My mom says. My mom says all the time. Like, if to end a call, she'll go, she's okay. She says that all the time. Do you know what that's from? How do you not know? See, he doesn't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I met a woman and her sister. They're in their 40s, and they go. When we talk, when we. I call her. We never say hello. We say. We say chambragoli. Chambragoli. So I think you must have that.

[Andrew Santino]

People go, who's Anthony? Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony? I say that all the time. Do you know what that is too? You don't know these.

[David Spade]

That's from Apocalypse Now.

[Andrew Santino]

Uh huh. Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony? My drummer.

[David Spade]

You're not even mixing up Trump's Robin Duvall meme.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna say all his movies. That's the bit, David. That's the bit. I'll do your movies. You ready? You want me to do your movies?

[David Spade]

You don't know any Dickie Roberts.

[Andrew Santino]

Really? I don't know any.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's a super.

[Andrew Santino]

See, look at how vulnerable he's being right now. It's so cute when you get nervous.

[David Spade]

I'm trying to find the lens, David.

[Bobby Lee]

This is.

[David Spade]

This is.

[Bobby Lee]

Why put me on the podcast.

[David Spade]

Burning my neck trying to find the camera.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we're gonna move that.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what?

[Bobby Lee]

We have an extra camera.

[Andrew Santino]

I think your best line is in any of your movies.

[David Spade]

Oh, that's a good question.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Your best line or your best maybe delivery of a line.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Is. I'm trying to think of my favorite.

[David Spade]

Can you think of any top one? You can't think of one. You don't say this to me.

[Andrew Santino]

You have just too many common scenes, you know, like you have scenes that are. That are. That are. You know, like you and the. Who's your favorite little rascal. That whole thing with you and Farley, like that whole back and forth.

[David Spade]

How about this one?

[Dana Carvey]

You.

[Andrew Santino]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

Huh?

[David Spade]

They're called doctors.

[Andrew Santino]

They're called.

[David Spade]

A lot of people go to school.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the context for that?

[David Spade]

I don't know. That was when Farley goes. Yeah, you went to his. He goes, I graduated in just under seven years. Right? Just a shade under seven years. He was. A lot of people go to school for seven years.

[Andrew Santino]

They're called doctors. They're called improv.

[David Spade]

That was by the plane. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

That's got to be you.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you find your. Well, maybe we wrote it always last longer. Like.

[David Spade]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Or jokes that.

[Andrew Santino]

A written joke in any joke that.

[Bobby Lee]

You really like or a bit you really like, it never gets quite the response you want. But then people meet you 10 years later and go, oh, love that bit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Stupid line. A throwaway line that you didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

It's esoteric.

[Andrew Santino]

Or it's something you didn't even like that much.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The biggest. I get yelled I'm Bobby Mom. And that's this thing we did on the show. People yell that at me in the airport. In the airport. People will be like, I'm Bobby Mom. But it was like a throwaway joke and people are obsessed. I can't even find the humor in.

[David Spade]

It because I'm like, so funny. And is it Bobby Mother or Bobby Mom?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm Bobby Madder. I'm Bobby Mom.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because, you know this. I was making.

[Bobby Lee]

I've just seen it.

[Andrew Santino]

He was making fun of my mom and.

[David Spade]

And his mom is going soft at you, and then you really fuck.

[Andrew Santino]

That's how we operate.

[David Spade]

So.

[Andrew Santino]

And his mom has a lazy eye and we don't talk about it. And then I did an impression of. Of a woman with a lazy eye. I did this with a lazy eye. Mom. Bobby Mom. And it just kind of. The Internet loved it. But it was just him and I being mean to each other because that's. That's like our entire relationship.

[David Spade]

Are you going to say that in Rahida Died in Chop Square.

[Bobby Lee]

But that is so clean and tight. I'm Bobby Bum Boom. It's just like, I think people took.

[Andrew Santino]

To it because it's.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no setup.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

Well, no one's doing that sort of race.

[Bobby Lee]

The context of you talking to Bobby. Right. And saying that.

[Andrew Santino]

So they like that there's a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Of energy around that.

[David Spade]

You get away with stuff about him being Asian and most people can't touch that. So you get a lot of great jokes that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Are somehow baked in because they know your friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I, you know, obviously, I've always seen comedy and you guys know this. This is. I'm speaking boring talk.

[Bobby Lee]

But no, the audience.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, it's boring. No, but the thing about comedy that everyone. The truth about comedy is you can say, I don't like this. Like, what can you say? You can say anything as long as there's no vitriol below it. Like, if there's no, like.

[David Spade]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Putrid.

[Andrew Santino]

People can feel when something. But they know when I make fun of him or I say something that's like, racial. It's because it's my best. But they can feel that. It's the thing. They. They just know. America's smart enough to know the difference between when they're like, I didn't put.

[Bobby Lee]

This well enough to Bobby, but I. His reaction, His. His still face, which is a big part of.

[David Spade]

The big deadpan, big part of comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

Was Stan Laurel, Jack Benny, you go forward. Johnny Carson had his one to the Camera. And Bobby Lee is in that hall.

[Andrew Santino]

Of fame of I'm Johnny, he's Ed McMahon. Is that what you're saying?

[Bobby Lee]

Basically. But the way he'll react to you with such, you know, there's, there's intelligence behind it. It's just. He goes very still.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's, there's, there's this comic tension.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And so every time I see you guys clip in that, I don't. I enjoy it every time because of boom, boom, boom. And then he's just totally still.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's. He's a genius. He's a deliberate genius. I think people think it's like this big dumb clown. It's all. And then sometimes off camera will do bits. I know he knows better. A clip just went out the other day about. We had this guy who's trying to be on the show who's from a Dominican Republic. And I was. He's got this high voice. He's like, I'm from the Dominican and we're already in on this guy. Like, I love this guy. And I said, where are you from, buddy? And he said, the Dominican Republic. And then Bobby goes, have you ever been. Have you ever been anywhere tropical? He's born on a fucking island, dude. And it just like it was us dying at each other. Then afterwards I was like, that was really good. And he knew. But he knows how to play me. Making fun of like parasite.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

We give each other layups and then the audience can't feel it half of the time. Which is great. But it's funny how good he is sometimes at sneaking up.

[Bobby Lee]

The master of it in our generation was Don Rickles.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, well, he was.

[Bobby Lee]

He could go so cutting, but it never. And he went with every racial group.

[Andrew Santino]

He shot at everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

Everybody.

[Andrew Santino]

But it was also because Don did it with. And I've said this before, comedy matters how it looks coming out of your face. So if Don didn't look like he looked, it would have been like if. If Jon Hamm says a bitey racial joke, I bet you people go, that's true.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Don was too much. Don is like a shorter, fat, bald, like a wide faced, eyed, like, yo. And this guy. And look at the Japanese guy.

[David Spade]

He had him get that kind of turtle habit.

[Andrew Santino]

He had a turtle y body. Yeah. But if you're like a handsome strapping, it's. No one wants to. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Imagine Brad Pitt doing crowd work, just shitting on some guy who can't get a date. Yeah, Brad Pitt.

[Andrew Santino]

We don't want to see that.

[Bobby Lee]

But Don Rickles is the funniest comedian of all time. On some level. When he wasn't doing that because he would just do rhythm jokes that made no sense at the show started. Put him. Put him in the corner. Get my cookie right. You know, put him in the corner. Give him a cookie. What the is that? You know?

[Andrew Santino]

But it's a great. It's that the rhythm and the rhythm.

[Bobby Lee]

And the rhythm is good. Yeah. The show started 20 minutes ago. Pack him in ice, you know, so I don't know. I'm such a fan. But anyway.

[Andrew Santino]

I loved him. I didn't like that people in the new generation think of him as an insult comedian. That bothers me that people are like, he's the original. And so you're like, that's not what he saw. Comedy they do. But they do that because of what happens now. Because a crowd where people are like.

[David Spade]

I will say roasts have gotten pretty rough. If you look at the old Dean Martin roast, they're all good friends like John Wayne, Clark Gable, you know, Cary Grant, Jimmy Stewart. And they're all like this guy, you know, and it was kind of like ribbing. But now it's like hired assassins that don't know the person.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they're just being mean.

[David Spade]

They've come in and take your legs out to get their own career going.

[Andrew Santino]

But that's also because the Internet is. Everyone is. There is no whimsy of Hollywood stardom anymore. There's no, like these famous people know each other.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Now it's everyone is.

[Bobby Lee]

Everyone's scattered.

[David Spade]

Yeah, it's scattered.

[Andrew Santino]

It doesn't mean anything anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

I do.

[Andrew Santino]

Hollywood's dead, baby.

[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

Yeah, it's not just about eating better. It's about time. I'd rather spend 30 minutes working on a bit for my hilarious act and 30 minutes staring into my oven going, is this thing even on?

[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yes, thank you for not feeding me the leftover lasagna for the 12th time. Hey, David, when it comes to gifting, you know, I've learned there are two types of presents, okay? The ones that get returned and the ones that instantly become a favorite. Do you agree?

[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

Oh, well, isn't that special?

[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

That's right. I mean, I just want to do this when I hear that. Way to go.

[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

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[Bobby Lee]

Do you do any old timey impressions? Old timey?

[David Spade]

I do new timing.

[Bobby Lee]

Old timey. I do people.

[Andrew Santino]

I can really just do people.

[David Spade]

Friends.

[Andrew Santino]

That was something they asked in the SNL thing too. They were like, you can't do famous people. I was like, I can do more people that I know or based on people than I can do. You have an ear like my dad's. I did a character of this insecure Southern, insecure high school football coach with it, which they love. They told me to bring it back. That the second time I taped that sounds funny. And it was. And because he's so. His voice. And this is one of my dad's real friends, but he'd be like, andrew, Andrew, I bet you can't do 100 push ups. I give you a hundred dollars, boy. And that was like this booming voice. And so I can. I can push that into something, but I can't.

[Bobby Lee]

What state is that?

[David Spade]

That's a good voice.

[Andrew Santino]

North Carolina.

[Bobby Lee]

North Carolina.

[Andrew Santino]

North Carolina. He go, andrew, come on, boy. You gonna run like that? I'm gonna tell your daddy you run like that. And he had this, like, guttural. He wasn't. He wasn't like a daunting figure. So I was like, it's funny if he was really insecure about sports, but he has this booming man voice. Yeah. So that, like, I can do those things with people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I say my best? My best?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

My best. Test.

[Bobby Lee]

Podcast.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but it's funny. I. My favorite thing I did when I tested for snl.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And I was afraid.

[Bobby Lee]

Anything else?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I was afraid they were gonna Hate it. But it was the world's most claustrophobic elevator attendance anything.

[Bobby Lee]

The world's most.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is a nice.

[Andrew Santino]

The world's most claustrophobic elevator attendant. And I thought, oh, it's going to tank. But I. But it was fun to do.

[Bobby Lee]

What was it?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's really physical. It's like a stand up act out. But it's me and just in the elevator going, hi, how are you? Yeah. Oh, good. And 24. Oh, 24. And then getting prepared for it. Yeah. And when I would hit 24, I'd go, it's a good day, weather is good. 12. Here we are almost, almost up there. And I would get more like breathy and nervous and then I would start screaming as it went up. But when it hit 24, I go, ah, 24. Here's your floor.

[David Spade]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

And it was so dumb. But they liked it. But I like.

[Bobby Lee]

It's original.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I like that stuff. I like little kind of nuggety Weird more than me doing impressions. I really wasn't good at impressions.

[David Spade]

How many people are there?

[Bobby Lee]

Huh?

[David Spade]

How many people in the room when you audition? Is it at 8h?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was at 8h. On the floor. It was. And the desk was, I think Colin.

[David Spade]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, because he was just about to get the head writing, I think. Well, he was. I think he was writing. Yeah, he was writing, but he was.

[David Spade]

About to do update and about to up.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly. I think he was. I don't know. They wanted his opinion about stand ups because I think he knew a lot of stand ups.

[David Spade]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Who else was there? I don't know, whatever. There was like four or five people at the table. But it was at 8h in the dark and I forgot to slate. That was like a. Why did you forget to say I.

[David Spade]

Have a trivia for you.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[David Spade]

I was at Louie's audition.

[Andrew Santino]

Were you really?

[David Spade]

Yeah. Your precious Louie.

[Andrew Santino]

Did he bomb? Because he did stand up, right?

[Bobby Lee]

What year was that? That was mid-90s.

[Andrew Santino]

I asked Bomb. Only because he's not right for SNL.

[David Spade]

Let's wait and talk to him.

[Bobby Lee]

I gave Louis first real job.

[David Spade]

Oh, yeah, this is true. What?

[Bobby Lee]

On a head writer on the Dana Carvey show? Ill fated Dana Carvey show.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a great show, great writer. And he.

[David Spade]

And really, it got canceled.

[Bobby Lee]

He was the head writer. Everything good gets I'm bitter about was meant for hbo. I got talked out of it, but it was meant for. And because we didn't have Netflix, it couldn't be, you know, following a Home.

[Dana Carvey]

Improvement and now the Dana Carvey root.

[Bobby Lee]

Beer show, or mug root beer show.

[Andrew Santino]

And it's like, oh, that's right.

[Bobby Lee]

But mostly we just started with Clinton Teats, and that took us down. But the show was not really blue. It was esoteric, abstract, money, Pythoney, whatever.

[David Spade]

You know, just wasn't a.

[Bobby Lee]

That's okay. You just keep moving and show. But if you had any big disappointments so far, like, and take a knee. Like, besides being on this podcast, what.

[David Spade]

If everything was wrong and you were on here again?

[Bobby Lee]

I think you're doing really well.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a strong. It's funny that you say. It's funny that you say disabled. I haven't had a lot. I mean, I haven't been on the. I. I did that show. Dave was kind of a hit, but outside of that, I haven't done anything big.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you think about Shane and. And Brigazzi and this. This evolution of a lot of comedians doing kind of like arenas and maybe stadiums? And then how do we get Andrew Santino, this young man with a two cute face? What's the biggest rooms that you play currently or city that you do well in?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I do. I mean, I do pretty well on the road. I mean, I play when I do theaters. When I do a theater tour after I've, like, warmed up, it's like 1500-2500. If Chicago theater is like 4000, that's home for me. So I can do those. All right, the Next Philly is 4,000.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to 10,000 or 12.

[Andrew Santino]

The next jump to field houses, That's Bert Kreisner. Yeah. Just a level of awareness of fanship I get. I don't know. I don't really pine for. To be. I'm being genuine.

[David Spade]

Those are tougher.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't really care for that. I don't know, like, if I could do.

[Bobby Lee]

It's more lucrative. Small rooms are more fun.

[David Spade]

Very tough.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but I mean, like, even a theater of 1500-2500, though, that realm that I'm in, that's great. I don't really care. Once you start getting into the 5, 6, 7,000 seats, it's a different sport. Well, it just feels different too. Like, Bobby and I just did London and Dublin, and it was 10,000 in London and like six in Dublin, and 10,000 is just kind of like, I've. I just did San Jose with Shane. I popped in on his arena show, and I've done arenas. I did arenas with Rogan for years, and I. I don't I like them because it's with your friends.

[David Spade]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

But as a performance, it's not the. What the fuck is the guy in.

[David Spade]

48F second football in the hallway?

[Andrew Santino]

What does he see?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, this. Well, big screen.

[Andrew Santino]

This is what they're doing the whole show. I mean, they're up against the ceiling. Yeah. And they're looking at. At you on a mega guy talking. Yeah.

[David Spade]

There's no energy back.

[Andrew Santino]

But I would rather like tight, intimate venues where almost every seat is a good seat.

[David Spade]

It might go back to that.

[Bobby Lee]

It's just not that I never. If I was a fan in the early days and I went and saw Steve Martin in Berkeley, I wasn't thinking, I hope it's a great show. I wasn't even thinking like that. I wasn't thinking, I'm a laugh my ass off. I was just like, it's Steve Martin.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that's, I think a big piece of seeing someone famous like Shane, you.

[Bobby Lee]

Know, because he's all over YouTube. I'm seeing Shane.

[David Spade]

You know that they're in your city. They're right there. Well, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, Shane's the most famous comic of our generation. He is a once in a lifetime talent. So I get why people just go to see him. Just to see him. But as a fan of comedy, I would hate to not be able to see the comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

But it would bug me. I'd be like, what? I can't even see the guy.

[David Spade]

You have to have screens at a certain level of. Of room over like 2500, 3000. You have to have a screen because you have to see what the fuck's going on. Plus you're doing smaller. I work smaller. And it'll throw.

[Andrew Santino]

You work very small.

[David Spade]

Very small. You are not even jokes.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

You're very good at working. Tiny, little, like tight. Your eye moves a lot of throw. I'm being genuine. You're very good at like just very small contained comedy moments. That's why you make me laugh so hard when I see you live. But yes, you in a big room is. Unless you've got a camera like that.

[David Spade]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

That's tough.

[David Spade]

I'm gonna jump on with Adam for a few of his. But his are always big rooms. It's fun again. Fun people. Come on. Yeah, it's your neon will be there. Schwartz and maybe.

[Andrew Santino]

How come Adam doesn't invite you? He does, he does. But you don't go.

[Bobby Lee]

I might. I might jump on a couple.

[David Spade]

I don't get Dana to get off his duff.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought I don't really like big, big shows. Like here's. And then now here's Nick Swartz and here's David, you know, and then here. I don't really like.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'd rather, I'd rather just.

[Bobby Lee]

To me, the forgetting money would be like 500 seat theater, 800 seat theater.

[Andrew Santino]

A thousand is kind of the magic.

[Bobby Lee]

Or a thousand right on top of you. Like, what's the big. The rooms in Minneapolis, the one that has on raking on three sides. I. I used to play that a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know, I just did pant. That's right. I filmed my special.

[David Spade]

I did my special in Minnesota too.

[Andrew Santino]

You did Pantagious?

[David Spade]

Yeah, I think so.

[Andrew Santino]

But you and I both did.

[Bobby Lee]

You play off the crowd, right? I mean, my act is not set set. If they like something I'm doing, I'll.

[Andrew Santino]

Just keep doing it more and more. I've gotten more just jokes because of what's happened to people thinking that they're a part of the show. Yeah. And I don't like.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I don't get that.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, just kind of like, I think because the Internet is like crowd work clips and clips and crowd work stuff. Talking back and like, I'm not interested in that. No, like, like at the club, at the store, at a club, when we're working out. Yeah, I can have some fun. But when I'm doing the theater, it's like, dude, I build you an hour. That was the whole point of doing a theater tour. Otherwise you see me in the club.

[David Spade]

You know what's funny?

[Bobby Lee]

It's more like if they love Biden, I'll keep doing Biden.

[Andrew Santino]

But that's, that's different. That's you egging into what you do.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, doing what I would do with friends.

[Andrew Santino]

But now there's people out in the crowds that are like, yeah, because they want to be on a clip of you going, what does this fucking idiot do?

[David Spade]

Oh, they might be in a clip. You know Kirk Fox, I saw him this morning and he goes, do you ever avoid people in the crowd? I go avoid, yeah. First, I don't like to eye contact because if you're looking takes you out of your head and someone's playing Wordle in the front, they're not even watching.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[David Spade]

So I don't like that. And then if someone walks by and I say something, like to your point earlier, I don't want to start that up. So when they come back kind of peacocking in, I kind of quietly go to this side of the room. So I don't see them.

[Andrew Santino]

So you don't see them anymore.

[David Spade]

And then they can't get my attention. And then people go, here he comes. Like, he's gonna go into him. I'm not a go into him guy. So I do a little bit if something's very obvious. But when you open that up, you just start hearing Joe. They're yelling stuff. I don't even know what to answer.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, because they're fans, I think the guy that yells the loudest likes you the most.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[David Spade]

Ironically, they want to be noticed. Sure.

[Andrew Santino]

But people that don't like you are gonna sit there and go.

[Bobby Lee]

The worst is when you're just going, well, you see someone who's standing up, all of a sudden, hey, I saw it. You know, once they stand up, you're like. Or they're at the side of the stage. In the old days in the clubs, the guys at the side of the stage. Do you defend the stage? I leave some guys go, let's fight.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm not gonna fight some guy. Why would you fight? I'm going back to the Holiday Inn, and I'm on it.

[Bobby Lee]

You got it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You have it. Take it. Take it over.

[David Spade]

I'm going back to the Super 8. I'm gonna relax 6.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going back to that Motel 6. Against the highway.

[Bobby Lee]

Bozeman, Montana. Been there, have you?

[Andrew Santino]

I've been there.

[Bobby Lee]

Where the walls thin.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And the towels and the soap small. What? Yeah, I'm from Montana, so.

[Andrew Santino]

Bozeman. Bozeman.

[Bobby Lee]

Bozeman's a nice town. From Bozeman, Montana. They don't have a cell.

[Andrew Santino]

And there was a Pepsi machine outside of the window. And the hum was so loud, I couldn't go to bed.

[Bobby Lee]

It was like, I know we've had rat sewage in the room.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

Just always Pepsi. Pepsi's always Montana's beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Stunning trigger. Go there and, you know, in the summertime and go around Flathead and Whitefish.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Missoula, where I was born.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And Bozeman down property there.

[Dana Carvey]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Why not?

[Bobby Lee]

We're done. We were just driving toward Whitefish to buy a lake house. In, like, 95. Would have been maybe 600,000. That would be 60 million. And somehow we go, let's have lunch.

[Andrew Santino]

We didn't go buy it. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. How good was the lunch?

[David Spade]

Shoulda, woulda, coulda. You got 60 million.

[Bobby Lee]

Go do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Fried catfish and white fish.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they're not catching with.

[David Spade]

That's not hand fishing.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how Mississippi You.

[Andrew Santino]

What do they sound like in Montana?

[Bobby Lee]

Montana. Hello, I'm from Montana. I don't really discern an accent. I have a Montana accent.

[Dana Carvey]

Don't let me throw you.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm from Montana.

[David Spade]

Aliens.

[Andrew Santino]

This is how we talk in Montana.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[David Spade]

I got to get him to that guy.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, I have to go check out of the hotel. I don't want to end this because it's a blast, but.

[David Spade]

No but, Andrew, I do want to end it. Let me see. Couple quick things before you go.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to say, let him have the floor.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't even think we got to say anything.

[David Spade]

We didn't do anything.

[Andrew Santino]

White noise on Hulu.

[Bobby Lee]

It's already on Hulu. You got to keep promoting. So this would be.

[Andrew Santino]

Please watch it. If you don't watch it, literally nothing changes. But I'd like you to.

[David Spade]

One last question. When you were on what singular thing or on the podcast moved the needle the most, where you felt a bump? Like, in my career. Yeah. Is it on shows? Is it Dave?

[Andrew Santino]

Is it Dave Felt a bump. I'm dying in Paris.

[Dana Carvey]

A little bump.

[Andrew Santino]

But Bad Friends as well.

[David Spade]

But Bad Friends was a slow bump. Or just one time something clicked.

[Andrew Santino]

I think when we started the show. We started the show after Bobby got out of rehab when his dad died, and then. Funny, funny, funny, funny. That's funny.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm liking it so far.

[Andrew Santino]

His dad died, he went to rehab.

[Bobby Lee]

Great premise.

[Andrew Santino]

I put him in rehab because I was concerned about him. We were kind of like, you know, we were going through it a little bit. We. It was a big point of contention of our relationship being genuine because I was like, you got to get clean, dude. This is up. And he was kind of holding it against me because he was like, you can't tell my girlfriend that I was using again. And I was like, well, this is going to ruin our entire friendship. And, like, you got to go. This is bad. So we had this conversation. Yeah, I know. And then when he finally got clean, which was great, he got out, and he was like, I think I'm ready to, like, start that show. That we had been talking about it because I had filled in for him on his show at Tiger Belly. The fans liked when we were together. And then we started the show. I found the studio. We started the show, and no joke, but, like, Covid thankfully hit, and people.

[David Spade]

Were at home, and you were already doing it.

[Andrew Santino]

Within the first three months of us doing that show, Covet hit, and the show exploded because people were at home, sad, weird, and bored, and they were like, well, this is an escapism, but.

[David Spade]

You could still go in and do it.

[Andrew Santino]

We did it from our studio. So we had. And the biggest joke is. Or the biggest inside thing is that little girl, Rudy, who is his ex girlfriend's niece. This little girl that's on the show often, she was sent by his ex girlfriend to make sure Bobby wouldn't go anywhere during COVID So after we filmed, it was like, don't let him go eat somewhere or go somewhere or go track off in anywhere. Also because he was fresh out of rehab.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So she was like, make sure he's going to the meetings and to record the show. And that was it. And she became a fixture of the show and then became like a beloved figure of the. It was just kind of everything organically slotted into place because we were. We were just. That show is just the most fun I've ever had.

[David Spade]

Super fun to watch. Great. So, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Chemistry.

[David Spade]

It's stupid.

[Andrew Santino]

It's dumb. It's.

[David Spade]

I know. I love it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's stupid.

[David Spade]

It's all fun.

[Andrew Santino]

I do it.

[David Spade]

We had a blast.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys need to be a lot dumber.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I see you on the chart. We're too strong. There you are. I'm Conan.

[Andrew Santino]

Numbers. Yeah, no, we're bigger than Conan. For sure.

[Bobby Lee]

You're bigger.

[Andrew Santino]

I think most weeks I. Most weeks were number four or four to six.

[Bobby Lee]

Which chart do you check?

[Andrew Santino]

Apple podcasts were number four to six every week. Spotify charts were sometimes higher. But the only reason we're not threatening.

[Bobby Lee]

Rogan or call me Daddy.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, call me Daddy.

[Bobby Lee]

Call me Daddy.

[Andrew Santino]

If they emphasize we're not going to threaten Rogan, I think the only reason we can't get any bigger is there's only one rogue. Immature.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

There's an audience of people that are not gonna listen to how immature the show is. So we're not. We're never gonna, like, transcend this.

[Bobby Lee]

But if you. If you guys are having fun, that's pretty.

[Andrew Santino]

I couldn't fucking killing it.

[David Spade]

It's. It's money, it's fun. It's so much better than out there.

[Andrew Santino]

It's better. It's better than anything I've ever done. It's the only thing I've ever done that I like. And if I get to keep doing it, great.

[David Spade]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And if not, this guy's replaceable.

[David Spade]

Why are you pointing to this poor guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Phil's not replaceable.

[Andrew Santino]

Hates that I made that joke about him, right?

[David Spade]

No, he's saying.

[Bobby Lee]

Chin will be on that.

[Andrew Santino]

Phil's mad.

[David Spade]

He's mad.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, because his name is Bill.

[Andrew Santino]

Bill. No, his name is Phil.

[David Spade]

Thank you, Phil.

[Bobby Lee]

And Ethan or Evan.

[Andrew Santino]

He has no idea.

[David Spade]

Hey guys, if you're loving this podcast, which you are, be sure to click follow on your favorite podcast app, Give us review 5 star rating and maybe even share an episode that you've loved with a friend.

[Bobby Lee]

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[David Spade]

Fly on the Wall is presented by Odyssey, an executive produced by Danny Carvey and David Spade, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman, Maddie Sprung Kaiser and Leah Reese Dennis of Odyssey.

[Bobby Lee]

Our senior producer is Greg Holtzman and the show is produced and edited by.

[David Spade]

Phil Sweet tech booking by Cultivated Entertainment.

[Bobby Lee]

Special thanks to Patrick Fogarty, Evan Cox, Maura Curran, Melissa Wester, Hillary Schuff, Eric Donnelly, Colin Gaynor, Sean Cherry, Kirk Courtney and Lauren Vieira.

[David Spade]

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