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Max Rushden is joined by Barry Glendenning, Ali Maxwell and Sanny Rudravajhala as Ousmane Dembélé and Aitana Bonmatí claim Ballon d’Or glory, and there are unpredictable starts around the Football League
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Sami Mokbel
Or.
Max Rushden
Aitana Bonmati won the women's again. We'll do all that, answer your questions. And that's today's Guardian Football Weekly. On the panel today, Barry Glendenning. Hello.
Barry Glendenning
Hi, Max.
Max Rushden
From not the top 20, Ali Maxwell. All right, mate.
Ali Maxwell
Hello, Max and good morning.
Max Rushden
Sani Rudravadula.
Sami Mokbel
Bonjourno, Max.
Max Rushden
Let's do the carabao pretty quickly. Lots of teams making lots of changes. A few interesting things. Liverpool, another late winner for them, beating Southampton 2 1. Southampton did have a few chances. Hit the bar, missed the rebound and Isak scored his first goal for the club. A minute later, Saints equalised and then Hugo Ekitike scored. Sanni. After a brilliant touch from Chiesa, Ekatike gets sent off for taking his shirt off after his first yellow, being throwing the ball away and is now suspended for the palace game.
Sami Mokbel
Yeah, just brilliant. Great to see players just completely forget stuff like that. Also that he's very skinny, isn't he, Ekitike? As is Alexander Isaac. And it's quite, quite noticeable when they've got the underarm and kind of kneaded. They've got no body fat at all. Yeah, really silly. I did like Arne Slot saying, like, you know, if he had dribbled past three players and smashed it in, great. But actually Chiesa done all the work. He just taps it in from a yard.
Max Rushden
You can't take your shirt off if you get an assist, can you? Like Kiata wheels off the other way.
Sami Mokbel
Remember the name. Remember the crosser. Yeah, that was great. Frimpong's reaction as well. Like, what are you doing? And just to call out our colleagues on itv, the fact that they mentioned that he's now going to be suspended from fantasy football. And get your transfers in quickly. So quickly. Horrible. Horrible. Don't need to talk about that. Why are we doing that? It's, you know, let's talk about real football. Not. Not fantasy football.
Max Rushden
I totally agree with you, Dan. Dan Bardell. Dan Bordello. Dan Bardell. He did bring this part into the sewer by talking about his dad's fantasy football team. We'll get into the championship in a bit. But it is worth saying, Ali, Southampton are not at the races in the championship at the moment, are they?
Ali Maxwell
No, not at all. They've as teams often do when they come down. They did a Lot of transfer business very late, ended up selling some players for a lot of money, buying some players for slightly less amount of money and they have lots of big names for the level. So far Will still has not got them to click really and it's not even like they've been sort of dominating games and just losing due to, you know, a few basic errors or not kind of being warmed up yet. They just haven't looked that good defensively. Really poor numbers, giving up a lot of chances and players like Harwood Bellis looking like a shadow of the players that we've seen at this level before. And at the top of the pit. Just loads of eye catching individuals that so far haven't been playing as part of a kind of coherent attacking team. So you know, I'm still probably of the opinion that these teams like them and Ipswich and Leicester will probably get better and probably look stronger in a few months time. But it's definitely exciting for the rest of the championship that it's not just a classic slow start from these guys. They actually don't look that good and that's good for the league.
Max Rushden
Elsewhere in the carabao, Chelsea won 21 at Lincoln, but Lincoln taking the lead. Sani is probably, you want that, I've said it before, but as a lower league club that you know, you want the moment. And Rob street putting Lincoln ahead probably deservedly so. Felt like the most exciting moment of last night.
Sami Mokbel
Yeah, big, big Rob Street. And a nice moment for him as well because last season he was out on loan at Doncaster and did really well. And a lot of Lincoln fans were like, okay, he's been at us and not done it but you know he's just won, he's just won promotion with Donny. I think he won the league, didn't he? So yeah, great moment for him. It was a proper like old school kind of atmosphere, you know, it was packed as you'd imagine at Sinsel Bank. And Chelsea's players didn't like it up him at all. No, they were. Lincoln hit the inside 70 seconds and we're all at sea. And then by all accounts Evans and Maresca like just put a rocket up them and they got the business done and like scored two goals like right at the start of the second half as well, like really just killed it. And you're like okay. And I was watching like three different matches at once, like matrix architect style. So I was like, okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna switch my Bluetooth speakers over now. Bluetooth headphones. It's it's over. It's game over. But yeah, a good spirited performance.
Ali Maxwell
They're doing really well in the league as well. Lincoln and. And I think in the Carabao cup. We've seen Grimsby. They're already in the last 16, having won last week. Strong start to the season in the league, good start in the Cup. I think it's really good to see teams like Grimsby and Lincoln be rewarded on a sort of well in the minds of the wider football fandom in this country. With games like this and performances like this, they're definitely in the sensibly run bracket. Lincoln and there aren't that many clubs across the EFL now that you'd put in that bucket. And I think those are the clubs that you always want to see do well because they're generally patient, seemingly quite thoughtful with the way they do things. They don't just buy 15 new players every summer. They made some money in the transfer window over the summer and lost some key players, but haven't really missed a beat. And I think they're second or third right now in League one. So they're doing really, really well. Whereas, I mean, Chelsea. I don't know if there's been any strong Chelsea takes on the. On the pod recently, but I think the next few weeks could potentially see things unravel a bit for Maresca. Like, the vibes are really bad at the moment. The energy's really bad from. From kind of top to bottom. The. The four away games in a row probably hasn't helped, but they haven't gone well either with. With Brentford draw by and loss. United loss. And then this poor performance last night which won't have left anyone feeling very excited. They've obviously got Brighton at home on the weekend and. And then another Champions League game and I. And then I think it's Liverpool at home. So I feel like, yeah, just trying to get in front of any potential unraveling there because, yeah, it doesn't. Doesn't smell right for me at the moment.
Max Rushden
Just on Maresca. Go and find David Squire's last cartoon. It's so good. Especially the bit about his dad being a fisherman. Actually, the whole thing, it's a brilliant cartoon. Good to hear with Lincoln and Grimsby that Lincolnshire football has never been so good. Worth mentioning Tarik George's equaliser as well. The commentator said he may never hit one better than that as long as he plays the game a bit rough to basically end Tarik George's career with an equaliser at Sinsel Bank. But there we Go Barry. Wolves first win of the season against Everton.
Barry Glendenning
Yeah and I suppose it's a good win for them to rock a dory. They're they're signing recent signing playing up front. He got off the mark for them and I was a bit disappointed with David Moyes approach to this game. I think if I was an Everton fan I wouldn't be happy with that. He played quite a lot of reserves. They didn't really make a huge amount of effort. They were only 1 nil down when he brought on Dewsbury Hall Grealish in Jaiden but it wasn't enough and Wolves were able to score another and go through to the next round.
Max Rushden
Upset of the night Allie at Burnley with Cardiff who are doing well in League one under Brian Barry Murphy. We've mentioned them before. Getting a good win.
Ali Maxwell
Yeah, for sure. Two quick goals in the first half. Joel Colwill who is part of a brotherly duo with his brother Ruben who is a very, very exciting attacking midfielder and Joel a couple of years younger, really good physical central midfield, scored a good goal and then Callum Robinson who has had a pretty decent career in the championship, flirted with the Premier League is now in League one with Cardiff and probably struggling to get too motivated. But Brian Barry Murphy's done a very good job of getting players like him and Callum Chambers on side here. They lost at home to Bradford over the weekend and lost their spot at the top of the table. But this is a hell of a way to bounce back beating Premier League opposition. So yeah, I've mentioned it already on the pod this season but Brian Barry Murphy and Cardiff are really interesting team to follow for any neutrals this season. And thankfully the Cardiff fans having a pretty good time after a fairly bleak and tedious five years or so. Circling the championship drain.
Max Rushden
And Baz two other games. We'll get to Cambridge's heroic defeat in a second, but Brighton scoring six and Diego Gomez scoring the first four. And what was sad was like the first, second and third, the goals just got better and better. After waiting for the fourth going. This is going to be wild. Right? His third goal was unbelievable.
Barry Glendenning
Yeah, two. His second and third were just wonderful strikes of a football. That's Brighton's second consecutive six nil win away from home in this competition. I think Oxford were on the receiving end first time out. Now Barnsley, Brighton played a lot of their reserves. Tommy Watson, I think it was the first time I've seen him in action since he fired Sunderland into the Premier League in the late stages of the playoff final. So He. He played a role in a couple of goals. But, yeah, the Gomez first one was a tap in the fourth one was me. But second and third were beauties, Absolute beauties. Yeah. Yeah, he'd probably have like, if he's going to go the way of Tyreek George, he'd probably like to have gone out on that third one.
Max Rushden
Yeah, it sort of. It sort of was on the volley, wasn't it? Bounced and it bounced up and then he struck this ball, absolute swerve and dip and just flew into the net. So good. Cambridge took 5,000 to Craven Cottage. Robbed one nil. But that's the way football is sometimes. Man City go to Huddersfield, Newcastle play Bradford Spurs, Doncaster, Arsenal go to Port Vale tonight. So it could be some upsets, which we'll cover on tomorrow's pod. Let's talk about the championship. Middlesbrough top, Stoke second. Bristol City third. Then come Leicester, Preston, Coventry, West Brom, Birmingham. QPR does feel, as you mentioned there, Ali, that, you know, that is not a top three that anyone was expecting.
Ali Maxwell
No, I think if you go back and look at the championship table, six games in any season, you could choose that. It would look a bit weird and it probably wouldn't look much like the final table. So, you know, that's worth pointing out. But yeah, it's been really exciting because the results have been unpredictable. A few teams such as Stoke, who've had a really poor few seasons, probably stretching out to half a dozen seasons now at this level, looked like a new side. A really vibrant, good attacking front three. Mark Robbins doing a good job there. And Mark Robbins, obviously, having done an incredible job with Coventry, now is potentially promotion rival with Frank Lampard's Coventry. And another nice wrinkle is that Mark Robbins had a very tight partnership with his former assistant Ad Viviash with Coventry. And their sort of demise, if you like, at Coventry was basically put down to the breakdown in their relationship. And Robins basically parting ways with Viviash and not replacing him very well. And things weren't quite right. And Viviash is now the assistant manager of Rob Edwards, who is top of the league at Middlesbrough. So there's quite a nice little love triangle of sorts. And there's no argument that Borough, who are four points clear after six games, have been the standout team in the league. Really strong defensively. They've got some fantastic technical midfield players like Hackney, the US midfielder Morris and the. The wonderkid Norwegian Wonderkid online from Man City, Svera Nipan and. And quite a lot of new attackers as well, so defensively it's where they've been standout so far. Sort of, you know, in flashes they've scored some great goals. Their second at West Brom on Friday night was a beautiful move and I think they might improve going forward as well. So right now to me, very clearly, Borough, the, the team to beat Preston we should mention as well because they're in fifth spot and they've beaten Leicester, they've beaten Ipswich, they conceded a last minute equalizer to Middlesbrough and they beat Derby away on the weekend. So PNE under Paul Heckingbottom, who I think is very underrated manager at this level, just has bad PR basically, but has a promotion to the Premier League under his belt, which not many do.
Max Rushden
Who's Paul Heckinbottom's pr? You know what a gig that is.
Barry Glendenning
That could be the problem, Max. He doesn't have one.
Ali Maxwell
Well, Preston are going very well under Hecky, so there you go.
Barry Glendenning
I mean, Max, you say it's a top three that none of us could have predicted, but if with the benefit of the 2020 hindsight we now have, Rob Edwards obviously has good championship pedigree. Mark Robbins was performed heroics at Coventry with one arm often tied behind his back. So it isn't a massive surprise that they are doing well.
Max Rushden
Who do you think will stay the course? Sammy, if you had to predict, for.
Sami Mokbel
The reasons Ali's kind of outlined, Middlesbrough actually do look like the real deal. And, and at the end of last season I did say, and you know, Ali's kind of said it as well, it is a very kind of middling league. Right. They are quite samey, so it is kind of open. So I do think Middlesbrough will stay the course. I'm actually at Stoke City Norwich this weekend so I can have a bit of a closer look, albeit, you know, their second. But the, the form at the moment isn't. Is it great they've lost, I think three in four or five include in all comps. But yeah, I mean, yeah, as Barry said, Mark Robbins has the pedigree, doesn't he? It's funny. It's funny like, you know, you stick with a, with a good manager and eventually they can come good or you trust them with a bit of experience and knowledge and they do well. Gerhard Struber at Bristol City, they're third at the moment. I'm surprised at that with Liam Manning going and actually Manning's having a bit of an issue at Norwich City as well. So those two rounds, I mean Leicester are there and Leicester have all that Money but then also these looming deductions. And I'm more telling you who I'm surprised by press. The North End who I also thought very surprised by up there. But the team I picked for the start of the season to win the league would be Coventry City actually. And I think they've got all the.
Max Rushden
Unbeaten but four draws out of the season.
Sami Mokbel
Yeah, 15 goals in six games basically because Frank Lampard and Jack Ridoni have got such a good relationship basically basing it mostly on that and all their attacking options. So I think Coventry will be up there and Middlesbrough as well and the rest are kind of.
Max Rushden
We'll see what you put Ali down. The, the. The fact, you know Leicester are what they. Leicester a joint with Bristol City in Preston. So they're doing okay, aren't they? But the fact that the relegated sides aren't instantly right at the top where you'd expect them.
Ali Maxwell
Difficult to say really. I mean the, the. The style of play of. Of the current championship season seems to be incredibly. And it's quite entertaining as a neutral like if. If you switch on a Friday night championship game, even one including West Bromley who seem to be on every single Friday night and have been for about five seasons and normally there's one goal in it either way. But, but your general championship game right now is pretty entertaining to watch because most teams seem to have. There's been a rejection of the sort of any sort of possession based style of play more or less in favor of athleticism, 1v1 skill and sort of counter attacking, just trading transition attacks. So quite fun to watch but quite volatile and I think that's probably where Ipswich and Southampton, they have the best attacking players and in Ipswich's case the one game they won was when Philogene scored a glorious hat trick against Sheffield United. But I just think that they're not really at the races yet. So that's onto the coaches really to sort that out. And a couple of teams are just further ahead than them I think right now. And you do sometimes watch games early on in the season and you can probably say well actually one of these teams is just a bit more settled than the other. So it could be that it could be deeper issues. I mean Southampton as a club, if they have another poor three or four games things are going to turn pretty toxic because they're absolutely fed up by how they've gone in the Premier League the last two times they were there and not very happy with the owners. With Ipswich I think they're a bit more patient because they just adore Kieran McKenna and it'd be hard to accept that he wouldn't be the right man for them. But equally, they really have been unimpressive. They're on six points from five games and it would be six from six, most likely, had they not had their game abandoned due to a waterlog pitch on Saturday at Blackburn when they were 1 nil down with 10 men.
Max Rushden
It was wet, though.
Ali Maxwell
It was really. That was.
Max Rushden
It was amazing with the ref rolling the ball. It was one of those, drop the ball, it stays. It's a great. I mean, it feels very football league, that, doesn't it? Speaking of managers that fans love, it's funny, Barry, to see Chris Wilder back so soon at Bramble Lane, isn't it?
Barry Glendenning
Yeah, I suppose it is. And I guess the owners deserve credit for realizing they'd made a mistake in appointing Ruben Sales and very much going back to square one. Because the theory was that Sheffield United wanted a change in direction. I don't think the direction was necessarily straight down to League one, but that's the direction they're going at the minute. And they were talking about this AI recruitment that I don't particularly understand. A combination of artificial intelligence and metrics and whatnot. And one imagines Chris Wilder wouldn't be hugely enthused by that approach to recruitment. I do think Chris Wilder has a reputation as a dinosaur and a proper football man that he doesn't necessarily deserve. It's still not too late for him to put things right and make a charge for the playoffs, I think I remember the one good season Roy Keane had as a manager. He took over Sunderland. They were bottom of the championship, I think, with after about six or seven games. And he marched them out of it as champions, so it can be done. But whether Chris Milder is the man to do it at Sheffield United remains to be seen.
Max Rushden
Sonny, do you think he. I mean, do we. We don't expect them to go down, surely, but I don't know. I mean, zero points from six games is. Is not the best start. No, not the best, but. But, you know, given what Chris Wilder did last season, where would you expect Sheffield United to get to?
Sami Mokbel
I think they'll get in the playoffs. I've just started a new job at University of Salford and I was teaching them about Vox Pops, which I know Barry on the group said was the lowest form of journalism ever.
Max Rushden
I've done many. Oh, I've done thousands on local radio.
Barry Glendenning
Well, I. I would say the lowest form of journalism. It's neck and neck with the open letter to somebody or something.
Sami Mokbel
Well, a week last Monday, I was at Sheffield United awaiting the announcement around Chris Wilder and then afterwards was tasked with doing vox pops, which on a Monday afternoon, like 4 o' clock, when it's absolutely hammering it down was a tricky task, including going in a pub full of Sheffield Wednesday fans, which I didn't survive at least. But not a single Sheffield United fan I spoke to was at all like again, really another one like everyone was pro Wilder and I actually think he'll, he'll get them in the playoffs. Yes, he knows the club and all that side of things, but he also knows all the players and he knows how to get them to play. And they got 92 points last season for a reason and that was with a two point deduction. Here we're starting with what, a 13 or so point deduction? Yes, the, the last minute goal to producer Joel's Charlton with Tanto olafe with that 90th minute winner was not a great start again in the rain, but yeah, I think he's got all the kind of tools there. He's got the buy in straight away. And that time that you need managers to bed in, he doesn't really need that, does he? And like, he's got all the stock and I suppose fair play to the owners for. Yeah, as Barry's kind of mentioned, turning around going, yeah, yeah, we messed that up. I did notice because Chris Wilder, in the time where he wasn't managing, he was doing appearances on 5 live sport on a Saturday afternoon and they managed to get him up like before kickoff with Mark Chapman. And he did actually mention, oh, yeah, great to be back. You know, there's this call for laptop managers, but, you know, we're seeing a bit of a change. And it's funny, isn't it, because Ali and George have both said on this pod, like how Chris Wilder is seen as this dinosaur, but actually he's the one who did the underlapping defenders and all that sort of thing. I think he leans into this dinosaur bit as well. He actually does really play up to it, even though it's not quite his style anyway. But all it means is, so essentially you've got maybe the nous of a laptop manager, but also like he will punch you in the face if he really has to. You better play for him. Those two things combined I think will work.
Max Rushden
Surely Chris Wilder has a laptop. Unless he wields a desk computer, he's.
Sami Mokbel
A moleskin manager to the dugout.
Max Rushden
Can you imagine? Let's talk about the playoffs and the perfect expansion. The EFL board is discussing the possibility of expanding it to clubs who finished seventh and eighth. Is that similar Ali to the National League, isn't it? So you know, 8th and 7th would play each other for the right to play the winner of fifth and or something like that. Feels fun to me. What am I, am I missing something?
Ali Maxwell
Well, it depends how deeply you want to look into this match because I agree it does sound quite fun on a surface level and I'm sure that if it does happen there'll be loads and loads of chat about it and hand ringing about it and what does it mean about the modern football and then the games will happen and we'll be buzzing that there's some really exciting playoff games. However, on a technical note, it would be slightly different to the National League playoffs. There are no two legged affairs in the National League. Whereas this would be essentially two more matches, two eliminator matches as you say, what would it be? 8th versus 5th and 7th versus 6th and then you'd go into a normal playoff, semi, final, two legged situation. So just two more matches involving the seventh team and the eighth team which don't already exist and then as normal I my stance on this and maybe the conversation is more about what does it mean and is it fair is that I don't think this is going to happen.
Max Rushden
Right. Okay.
Ali Maxwell
This has been floated by Peter Risdale who's on the, who's on the sort of EFL board I think represents championship clubs and the, the reporting is that the championship clubs are in favour. So that's good stuff that makes it seem quite likely to happen. The kicker is any final proposal would need to be approved by both the FA and the Premier League. And if there's one thing that I think we know about football governance and changing things like this is that in order to get everyone to agree and push it through you need a majority. And there is so much self interest when it comes to voting that like I don't really know why Premier League clubs would would vote this through or the Premier League and particularly know why the FAA would vote this through. I, I think there's basically some quite good pring. Unlike Paul Heckingbottom's pr. I think Peter Risdale's championship playoff revamp has got some quite good pring in the press that makes it seem maybe more likely and popular than it is. I'd be pretty surprised if it happens. And even if you look a tiny bit closer, the, the reasons that they say it's Popular. I'm not sure they really stack up either. Right. So it says like, oh, there's a feeling that the championship is currently unfair on Parish on non parachute payment teams. Objectively true. And, but this feels like an odd solution to that because it just gives two teams one more match to maybe win promotion. But they probably, you know, there still probably won't be very many non parachute payment teams that win promotion. This doesn't feel like an obvious solution to that if you ask me. And then the other thing that people keep mentioning is that there'd be fewer dead rubbers at the end of the season because teams in 10th and 11th would still be gunning for that, that seventh spot or eighth spot. Again, I'm not sure this is a big issue. We sometimes talk about dead rubbers at the end of a season on not the top 20, but generally we're not that worried because there's still loads going on. That's really exciting.
Max Rushden
So that's big news for Preston, right? I know they're doing all right, but it's big news for Preston, who are his 11.
Barry Glendenning
Yeah. Who Peter Ridsdale is the director of, by the way.
Ali Maxwell
I mean Millwall, I think Millwall have finished eight three of the last four or five seasons. So they, they would have had a real tilt at the, at the Premier League. In, in this scenario you got to.
Sami Mokbel
Think, right, so last season it was Blackburn and Millwall 7th and 8th. Is it in the Premier League's interest for Millwall to be in the Premier League? That's what you got to ask yourself. And I would say no. I would say they really wouldn't want them in there. I don't know if the Premier League would ever agree to that.
Barry Glendenning
If you look at the National League last season, so Barnet went up as champions, York finished second and had to go into the playoffs. And Oldham and Southend ended up in the playoff final. All them finished 23 points behind York and Southend finished 28 points behind them. All them ended up going up and they're currently 11th after nine games with 13 points. So they're doing fine in League Two. I think a lot of people who are criticizing this idea, I don't think it's a terrible idea. I don't think it's fine as it is as well. They're saying, oh, you could have a team that finishes eighth going into the Premier League and making a show of themselves, but that wouldn't necessarily be the case.
Max Rushden
And also lots of teams that come forth, yeah, can show themselves up, don't they? Also before we end part one, just say, I think Sat just to protect you. Sammy, you were saying the Premier League wouldn't want Millwall in the Premier League. You weren't saying you yourself wouldn't want Millwall in the Premier League.
Sami Mokbel
Oh, no, I think it'd be great if Millwall went. I think it'd be brilliant. You know, just to keep mealy mouthed. Apologies keep crumbling. You know, look at the teams that have strong fan bases. They are what make the Premier League exciting. You know, Crystal palace is a great example. Sorry, Millwall to compare to them, make it worse. But you know, you've got a great set of fans there. So Millwall in the Premier League from a colour and that side of things would be great. I just think the position, the other clubs are self serving and it's not in their interest for Millwall to go in. And just by the way, as a competition, I think you're devaluing the competition and I don't think Barry's point quite works because yeah, as you said, the disparity between Championship and Premier League is massive compared to the disparity between National League and League two. So I'm not so sure.
Max Rushden
All right, that'll do for part one. Part two, we'll do League one and League two. Hi, Pod fans of America. Max here. Barry's here too.
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Hello.
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Ali Maxwell
It's a great top three at the summit, max, and definitely a surprise. I mean, we do our preseason full league table predictions. We had Stevenage and Lincoln something like 8th, 9th or 9th, 10th and said these feel like the sort of teams that could be dark horses, but we weren't brave enough to actually put them in the top six. And the reason they both felt like and have been so far dark horses is they are, as I mentioned with Lincoln earlier, they go for kind of continuity and consistency. They've got really smart people running the club in the right way. Both teams, Stevenage and Lincoln, they've got young managers, Michael Skubala of Lincoln and Alex Ravel of Stevenage, who are improving the longer that they manage the clubs. Right? So instead of sacking them after their first poor run, they've been backed instead and the club have come out the other side stronger for it with a manager that has real authority and has feet under the table. These are all things that are quite unusual and therefore notable in the efl, and probably it helps you start well because everyone's kind of ready to go, everyone knows their jobs and what's going on, whereas a team that maybe has a new manager and seven new starters and that sort of thing probably is more likely to start slow. So they're both built on really strong defenses, Stevenage and Lincoln, not sparkling attacking teams, but effective, shall we say, and absolutely, you know, good for it. Both of them have had relatively kind fixture lists to start the season and things will get tougher. Whereas Bradford at the top have just been so exciting to watch. I mean, look at their scores. Their last three games have been 3:1, which I think really kind of sums them up. They've lost one of those and won the other two against Huddersfield and Cardiff. They've played Stockport and beaten them. They've played Luton and beaten them. So they've already beaten some of the leading lights four out of four at home. It's just an incredible Atmosphere at the moment and the team has loads of different threats. Plays with great intensity, real confidence on the ball and they attack with speed. Defensively they're not that good, but you know, they're scoring two in every game so far, so it doesn't seem to matter that much right now. And yeah, they've just been absolutely magnificent on Lincoln.
Max Rushden
Ben Fisher wrote a piece about them before the Chelsea game. They have a growth and innovation officer and he said there are always ideas bubbling away at the surface. One centering on using plant based energy gels and other adjusting dressing room lighting to heighten performance. Producer Joel did notice that this article about Lincoln using AI was next to a Martin o' Neill interview with the headline expected goals is a clueless development. So, you know, you can take your pick. Cardiff, we've mentioned already as well, Stanley, look, highest placed side from relegated from the championship. It's quite interesting actually. Last season's playoff sides are struggling a little bit, aren't they?
Sami Mokbel
Yeah, they are. Just on Cardiff, one of my friends played with and played under Brian Barry Murphy described him as the smiling assassin because he's very good with the media, he's very good with the players and really. Yeah, like overly friendly with you when you want, you know, like, I remember the second time he interviewed me and he remember he remembered my name and I was like, oh, you've just spoken.
Max Rushden
To a press office and then he killed your family.
Sami Mokbel
Yeah, exactly. I've never forgiven him since. But yeah, he is. He's pretty ruthless when he wants to be. And it is funny, his trajectory.
Barry Glendenning
That's a textbook Cork man, by the way. Yeah, that's where he's from.
Sami Mokbel
Oh, you. Well, yeah, and his. And his dad and all that famously GAA and all the rest of it.
Max Rushden
Sorry, don't you have to be. Don't you have to be ruthless as a football manager and you can be nice at the same time. Isn't that proving that or, you know, isn't that a good. You're saying people. That's a good sign, people from Cork or you just think. Are you saying that the Cork type is friendly to your face and not elsewhere?
Barry Glendenning
I'm saying nothing, Max. I've said all I want to say on the matter. Irish people will know exactly what I'm saying without me having to say.
Max Rushden
I feel you have said enough. Sorry, Sally, I interrupted you.
Sami Mokbel
He can be ruthless when he wants to and actually got hounded out of Rochdale and has kind of like landed on his feet, if you like, through his rehabilitation at Manchester City. Working with the youngsters and, yeah, it's coming all together. I guess it's the right mix. Whereas at somewhere like Rochdale, he was playing maybe too many kids and with no resource. And at Cardiff, he's got kind of the right balance of kids and. And some resource. You mentioned the playoffs.
Max Rushden
Yeah. Stockport are 8th, Orient are 14th, Wickham are 18th.
Sami Mokbel
Yeah, I mean, Stockport, I think, will still come good. I mean, Orient always, you know, I suppose it's always a team that have the playoff hangover and all that. Yeah. It is very early to see, what, nine games in. So some of those will come good. Wickham had a bit of a weird end to the season because by that point Richard Kone wanted to leave. Right. And he had. He had a series of injuries that may or may not have been injuries. We don't quite know. I never really warmed to Mike Dodds, really. You know, going back to the laptop manager, he very much sounded like that. It just seemed like the wrong appointment at the wrong time. And it's kind of come to fruition because at the time they were doing really well and Matt Bloomfield then left to Luton and you didn't really need someone to change the style, you just needed to kind of carry on. But it didn't quite come together. He didn't really seem to win everyone over. I think if they'd have got someone in with a bit of a reputation rather than somebody just starting out, things might have gone a bit better for them, but he's out the door. And Michael Duff, who certainly does have a reputation, is in and of course don't have to change any of the lettering on any of the training kit or anything like that. So that saved a little bit of money as well. So we'll see if that turns him around. I think Michael Duff knows what he's doing, doesn't he? I think he'll be all right.
Max Rushden
So I think Mike Duxbury gutted not to get Mike Dean also upset. Look at the bottom, Ali, as I said in the start, quite predictable. Burton, who are always sort of circling the drain, aren't they? Quite often come good late in the season at Cambridge's expense. Peterborough have had a shocking start, you know, won a couple on the bounce. Blackpool, Rotherham, Reading, who perhaps we would have expected to do slightly better. I don't know. Portvale, Wickham and Plymouth. So I suppose we didn't expect Plymouth to be down there. But what's your take on how the bottom of the table is shaping up?
Ali Maxwell
I think my take is that in League 1 over the last four or five years, there's been a group of quite small clubs for the level off the top of my head. Forest Green, Burton you've mentioned. Still there. Aki Morecambe, Cambridge United. No, come on.
Max Rushden
No, it's okay. No, no, I don't disagree with you.
Ali Maxwell
And generally what happens is because, particularly because there are four relegation spots, there's really nowhere to hide. Mostly those clubs hang around for two or three seasons max, maybe four, and then get relegated back to League two. But there's been quite a consistent group of clubs that have kind of not necessarily propped up the table, but you're expecting to see them in the bottom six, bottom eight, like what you said about Burton. But now you look at the league and it, it suddenly looks quite a lot stronger. And I think that's a problem for teams like Peterborough and Blackpool and Rotherham and Reading, who have no designs whatsoever on being part of a relegation battle in League one, consider themselves way above that, but are actually in a league where unless they buck up their ideas like they absolutely will be. And therefore I think it's really interesting league. So you know, Exeter are 16th but they've lost six out of nine and I do think they will likely be battling relegation. Northampton started poorly but rattled off three wins in a row and are now 15. So the league table's still shaking up a bit and maybe Northampton and Exeter will drop and that'll be better news for the clubs down below. But yeah, for Posh, for Blackpool, there's been sort of slight panic stations to the season. Both have former. Well, one literal son of Sir Alex Ferguson in in Darren and one sort of figurative son in, in Steve Bruce who's manager of Blackpool. Whereas Rotherham have got a first time manager in Matt Hampshaw, who's kind of lifelong fan of the club, been a coach at the club and he's really struggling at the moment, a lot of that down to injuries. So Noel Hunt is the Reading manager. I think he needs a win or two very quickly. I mean he's. They've won two out of the last three, which I think has been a bit of a stay of execution for him. But I don't think the fans, a bit like what Sandy said about Mike Dodds, don't think the fans are particularly convinced, although he's a club legend, that he's the sort of man to take them up towards the top of League one. So yeah, needs a big few weeks.
Max Rushden
Ali, why do you think that's happening? Like, is that just because the Sort of Birmingham, Wrexham effect, that if you get out, Birmingham not so much. But, you know, Wrexham are a team. You know, I'm trying to think why suddenly there wouldn't be those clubs that you'd expect to be sort of bouncing between League one and League two. Because they've got to have gone somewhere like who's, who's above them now is it just takes two or three other sides, right, to push their way up for bigger clubs to start slipping into that bracket? I guess.
Ali Maxwell
Yeah, yeah, it's a good question. I mean, it's always so hard to really like drill down on this. It's a big pyramid, lots of clubs, lots and lots of different sort of factors at any given time. But we were speaking on a pod the other day. One of the listeners pointed out that if you map out the top four tiers by average attendance, which is, you know, obviously owners can change the financial reality of a club, but, you know, a team's like, organic size and revenues is generally best tied to average attendance. Right. And size of the fan base. If you map out the 92 by average attendance, it has become very neat in the last few years. There's been a bit of a sort of rejigging and rebalancing in some ways. A bit like what I said about a lot of the smaller clubs that have dropped out of League one. It's happened across most of the leagues now and it is, it is quite noticeable. The main, the main outliers are Premier League clubs, right. So Bournemouth, if they were in the championship, would have the second lowest attendance.
Max Rushden
Sure.
Ali Maxwell
Brentford would, would be a bottom half attendance in the championship. But otherwise across all four leagues, there aren't very many like extreme outliers who are by that measure like miles away from where they, they would sort of naturally land, if that makes sense.
Max Rushden
Yeah, I only look at those average attendances when I'm trying to see how many tickets we're selling for a live show and see that actually more people go and watch Ultraman and then you go, is that, is that, is that good? Is that bad for us, you know, or does that just show the power of football? You know, we're one of the, we're one of the top ones and we, we, we can't do better than Altrinham.
Sami Mokbel
Can I just shout up on Luton, by the way, who are mid table? And I think if you are on sack race watch, I think Matt Bloomfield is on a very short leash now. Performance is not good. Capitulated at home to Plymouth Argylos 32 lost away at Lincoln. And we've mentioned how well Lincoln are playing, but remember, they've got the parachute money, albeit a lot of that's been, you know, absorbed into stadium and all the rest of it. But Matt Bloomfield's had quite a lot of time to kind of have things in place. I think Luton fans were expecting something big. It's not coming together at all. And just looking at the fixtures, well, they've got Doncaster at home, Blackpool away after that, which is, you know, a winnable one. Blackpool right in the bottom. But then I think what could really be terminal is Stevenage away. Given where Stevenage are in the league, it's not a derby, but it's become a derby, you know, and if they were to lose to Stevenage, when you think where those two clubs have been historically and are now, I think that could be really, really the writing on the wall for him. So it's just not working at all. I'm not quite sure exactly why. I don't know. You know, there's a thing about, you know, players used to losing and clubs used to losing and that sort of side of things, but it's just not coming together for him. And yeah, be very worried for Matt.
Max Rushden
Bloomfield in League Two. Gillingham top unbeaten, 21 points from nine games. Salford and Walsall two points behind. Then comes Swindon, Grimsby, Chesterfield and then a clutch of sides on 14 points, including the mighty Cambridge United. Gareth Ainsworth Alley doing the business for Gillingham.
Ali Maxwell
Yeah, really, really is. I mean, they've conceded six goals in their nine games. They are incredibly strong defensively. They play exactly as you would expect if you watched Gareth Ainsworth's Wickham side. That was a style of play and a style of man management that worked incredibly well at Wickham. Taking them all the way to the championship. And then did not work at qpr. Did not work particularly at Shrewsbury, albeit he jumped ship for this opportunity in the league below. And everything's lined up perfectly. Gilles needed this, Ainsworth needed Gills and it all looks pretty perfect right now. They are not a side that are blowing teams away. It's. It's generally pretty tight margin stuff. They've had a lot of fortune. One, one large bit of fortune in particular against Bromley a couple of weeks ago where they were second best. 20 down and they equalised with a 96th minute penalty which was scored and Gareth McCleary was then banned by the FA for simulation or FA or EFL and missed the game. So an obvious admission that that penalty shouldn't have stood. They would have a loss in that column. Instead, they're 21 unbeaten. Ainsworth hasn't lost a league game since joining in March and things are going very, very well indeed.
Barry Glendenning
It is worth noting that Gareth McCleary is about 40 years old.
Max Rushden
Is he?
Barry Glendenning
And is was outraged at being retrospectively banned for simulation. He insists that he, while he may have fallen over, it was not a.
Max Rushden
Die, it was just age. They just said, yeah, he had a fall. Did he just.
Barry Glendenning
Yeah, he's of an age now where you don't fall, you have a fall.
Max Rushden
He's. He's 38. But yeah, anyone, anyone over 40 knows, you know, you don't want to go to ground if you can help it, because it's hard to get up, isn't it? Salford in second. Ali. Could this be their time at. Whenever I focus on League two, I. Whenever Cambridge are in it, Salford, you know, you sort of think, well, they should be. And I remember them hammering us once a few years ago and thinking like they're pretty good, but they never make it.
Ali Maxwell
Yeah, no, I mean that is, that is literally the story of their Life in League 2 so far. I think they've been favorites for the title. They were like the first three seasons at this level and didn't get close. Now they've sort of, they're not necessarily the sort of hot topic of the, of the league because of that. And I mean, San's on the ground a bit more in, in that region than me. I mean, it's kind of a funny one because The Class of 92, the documentary, all that stuff is like still very much going on. Like Neville's heavily involved. They are now creating their own in house documentary because I think whoever was hosting it before was like, yeah, no, I think we've got, I think we've probably done this now. And they had a very, very rich owner in Peter Lim who kind of helped Neville and the lads run the club as they wanted it. And then very clearly that was starting to not go very well and they managed to find some new incredibly rich people to fund this club. So, you know, they're doing very well on, on. On the funding front. Slightly less well on the football front given that the amount of money that they spend and they have built for Carl Robinson, the squad with lots of strong names all over the park, bought a couple of premium center backs which has made them look much more solid defensively at the top of the pitch. You know, they bought.
Max Rushden
Make them sound like Tesco sausages.
Ali Maxwell
They bought Daniel Udo for example who was starting for Wickham in League one and Salford were like, yeah, we'll have you. And he's dropped down and looks very, very sharp. So I, I kind of, you know, at the moment in League two, I'm not, not. I'm not really hanging my hat on any of these teams. You know, League 2 is, is a real movable feast. The reason that the top teams in League two almost always get way fewer points than the teams in the championship in League one is because it's a much more equitable division and because I guess players at this level find it harder to be consistent for, for a full season. And so, you know, you do get teams who start well and fall away and vice versa. It's bloody entertaining, I tell you that.
Max Rushden
You had Cambridge at 18th Ali, I think, and we're ninth. So that, I mean, that's not really a humble pie, is it? That's just sort of. What is that? I don't know, it's something.
Ali Maxwell
No, I mean, good, very good defensively, Max, which I imagine you've enjoyed watching.
Max Rushden
Oh, I mean, you know, it's football. No, I think we're doing quite well. I have high hopes. Cheltenham and Shrewsbury at the bottom. Both two sides that were in League one pretty recently. So what's happening with them?
Sami Mokbel
Yeah, a bit like that, that thing on getting used to losing. I mean, Shrewsbury, what had that takeover proposed and it didn't quite come together and that's kind of left them in a bit of limbo, so not much investment there. Cheltenham sacked Michael Flynn and in his last post match interview he was like, these are the results that get you sacked. Like he previewed his own sacking as if he knew it was coming. How many games did Cheltenham go without winning or scoring last season? Like, you know, that was them, wasn't it? Last. Was it last year? God, it feels like a long time.
Ali Maxwell
That was two years ago.
Max Rushden
Two years ago we were the team that got one point in nine last year.
Sami Mokbel
Yeah, yeah. God, it's all kind of blowing together, isn't it?
Ali Maxwell
The funny thing just quickly about that Flynn interview that you referenced, Sani, is I'm pretty sure he knew he was about to get sacked and it's quite a. Yeah, that's quite a fun scenario because he said, this is the worst group of players I've ever had. So he really went out swinging and Fair enough.
Sami Mokbel
Yeah. And I guess that sums up exactly why they're there when you've got the worst group of plays ever. Had one win at home, four defeats Nothing away. It's very, very bleak reading. And I think we see this in League 2. There's always at least one club that are kinda like, fundamentally things are just not run, not being ran in the right way and they just end up falling down there. Like, it's quite. It's quite hard to get relegated from League two. Like, there's only two spots and there's a lot of kind of middling sides. And like, as Ali mentioned, you know, the points totals are lower because, yeah, anyone can beat anyone. You've got to really kind of go out of your way to get relegated. The amount of times I saw Berry be absolutely abysmal and we. We somehow survived every time. But so, yeah, I think fundamentally there's things off the pitch not working there and that's kind of bearing fruit. And worryingly for them, there's not too many around them who are in that sort of situation. Newport have got a new manager as well, who's a former Man United coach and he's kind of finding his feet, so he's got issues there. But around them, you know, it seems to be better placed clubs, really. So, yeah, a bit of a worry.
Max Rushden
All right, that'll do for part two. Part three. We'll begin with the Ballon d'. Or. Hi, Pod fans of America. Max here. Barry's here too.
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Barry Glendenning
Yeah, insert Principal Skinner from the Simpsons Gif here. Am I out of touch? I'm on the side of Paul. I don't really care who wins the Ballon d'. Or. I struggle to have an opinion on it beyond total apathy. To the best of my knowledge, nobody ever used to care who won the Ballon d'.
Max Rushden
Or.
Barry Glendenning
If you know. And then you'd suddenly hear, oh, Michael Owen won the Ballon d'. Or. Well done, Michael. You know, whatever. So I think kids are way more invested in it than us old timers, because a lot of children, I think, seem to be more invested in individual players than actual football teams. So they're. I have a nephew in Canada. He is obsessed with Lionel Messi. He doesn't really like football, but he's obsessed with Lionel Messi.
Ali Maxwell
Pretty good taste, to be fair.
Barry Glendenning
Yeah. Yeah. There seems to be a lot of debate over whether Ousmane Dembele was a worthy winner or not. I guess he probably was. I wouldn't have been upset if Lamine Yamal got it instead. That seems to be, you know, why didn't Lamina Mal get it? Maybe it's because he's very, very young and people think, well, he'll win it further down the line. But I personally could not care less who wins the Ballon d'.
Max Rushden
Or. Debelle was in tears on stage collecting the award. At the same time PSG were losing one nil away at Marseille in the league, but he was, he was injured, to be fair, so he wouldn't have played in that game. It was actually a lovely video of his first ever club and them all, you know, them all celebrating. That was a lovely moment. I guess if you have the rights to cover this sort of thing, then you big it up to be a huge thing. And yes, it doesn't, it doesn't bother me, but you can, you know, I guess if I was a player, I'd quite like to be the best one in the whole world.
Sami Mokbel
I always found it striking when Trent Alexander Arnold, that interview came out that he said his dream was to win the Ballon d'. Or. And that was when it kind of first really dawned on me that the younger generation have this completely different way of thinking about football compared to us. It's really strange. On the top floor of the National Football Museum in Manchester is George Best's Ballon d' or trophy. And we took our new sports journalism students there at Salford Uni on like freshers week. Still turned up, like, not even that hungover, which is amazing. They went all around the museum and saw it all and then on the final floor and it just kind of like, I noticed it and I pointed out to them and they all like rushed over with the same, like, alacrity, if you like. As seeing the George Rome trophy on the, on the middle floor, I just was quite struck by that. It's quite a smaller kind of more, you know, less, it's more austere kind of trophy. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know if it's the age of the individual and all that side of things, or whether it is actually in a social media age where we like debate and controversy and, you know, sports media is everywhere and we like that debate and conversation. You know, you get so many extra news lines from the Ballon d' or than maybe you used to, you know, how much debate has there been on? Well, Salah should have won it. How was she not up there? Why did Alessia Russo not win the women's Ballon d' or when she won the Champions League and WSL top scorer and won the Euros with England? And it gives us more copy, Right. So maybe it's a bit of both. So maybe it isn't quite a younger generation thing. Maybe we're all just feeding into it, but I did find it quite striking. And yeah, and I am with Barry, I really don't really care, but I suppose it's interesting and, you know, I Work in sports news as well, so maybe I should care more.
Barry Glendenning
Sanny, can I ask, when you take your undergraduates out on a field trip, do you make them walk two by two by wearing high vis jackets?
Sami Mokbel
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just get them like. Yeah. Holding hands and stuff. They've only just met, but I've paired them up immediately. And then one just vomits all over the other.
Max Rushden
I was gonna say, more importantly, if they're freshers, did they all then do shots of WKD out of George Best's Ballon d', or, if that is possible. I don't know the. I don't know the trophy.
Sami Mokbel
One of them did get quite queasy at one point, needed to sit down and that person got my absolute respect. They were like cling onto the old and they will get a first.
Ali Maxwell
Out of interest, if we could hear more correspondence from the. The person that wrote in about this who suggested that a num. We could just pick the winner based on a number. I think we've got numbers these days. I think was what was said.
Max Rushden
What sort of metrics and stats. Yeah, no, it's a good point.
Ali Maxwell
Yeah. Which. But which metrics? You still have to choose the metrics and stats that you think are most important. Now is that goals or is it goals and assists or is it trophies or is it team wins? Is it expected threats, expected assists, duels? I'm a data guy. I would say expect. Being the leader of in Europe in expected threat probably suggests that you've been the most effective player on the continent, but I don't think many people would agree with that. So there you go. Like, you know, you have to decide. The key decision here is do you have to pick someone that won the Champions League? Because that's our continental competition. That means the most to us. And generally the answer is yes. And so once you go from that point, it is. It is all a bit ridiculous.
Max Rushden
But.
Ali Maxwell
But honestly, like, it's actually not easy to decide who the best player is. When we had Messi and Ronaldo, it was. It was easier because you just had to pick one of those two. But when there's not that absolute superstar, clearly best player in the world, which has been the case for the last few years. It's not easy at all to. To select who the best one is.
Max Rushden
Some great players just make other players look better, you know.
Sami Mokbel
CC Federico Chiesa for Liverpool.
Max Rushden
Yeah.
Barry Glendenning
The way it's folded at the moment, it's quite apparent that a lot of people who have a vote for the Ballon D' or don't take it seriously or else are completely stupid. So that's a kind of a flaw, but it's a thing. Lots of people take it seriously.
Max Rushden
Lewis Enrique was named Coach of the Year. PSG Team of the Year. Lamina Mile Young Player of the Year, Boma t the women. Serena Wiegman got Coach of the Year. Hannah Hampton got the Goalkeeper Award. The Yashin Trophy. An update finally from our US teenager soccer sensation, listener Spencer. Her dad writes. Hi, Max and Barry. Here's an update from i95 to Philadelphia, aka he's written Barry's. But it was my mistake of the motorways of the United states. Max is I35. Keely may have a bit of the Diego Costa or Sergio Ramos. What team does he play for, Barry? Somewhere in Mexico, isn't it? Given that she bodied this poor opponent, There is a photo of her next to someone lying on the floor and didn't stop to check for a pulse. Everyone was fine. By the way, he says, Max, as someone who spends much of his current life in a car with teen children, I might trade a 24 hour flight to Australia with two small children. @ least you can drink on the plane. I can't drink in the car. We still haven't established if she's playing for the United States yet, so we'll get that. But anyway, still the best footballer who listens to the pod, aside from Harrogate's goalkeeper. But that'll do for today. Thanks, everybody. Thank you.
Barry Glendenning
Barry, our pal in Slovakia may want a word. Gurum Kashai.
Max Rushden
That is true. Gurum Kashir. Yes.
Barry Glendenning
With all due respect to Keely and the Harrogate goalkeeper.
Max Rushden
That is true.
Barry Glendenning
Whose name I don't even know.
Max Rushden
He's called James, I think. Yes. Yeah.
Ali Maxwell
James Belshaw.
Max Rushden
Yeah. Cashier did play at the Euros, didn't he? So look, we should give him at least a nod for that. Thank you, Barry. Thanks, Ali.
Ali Maxwell
Thank you, Max.
Max Rushden
Thanks, Annie.
Sami Mokbel
Thank you. And by the way, if Karel Prince, the HMRC of podcast, is listening, everything I've said is facts. But please check the tapes on Barry's header. That's what we want next on this, right?
Max Rushden
Yeah, no, no, I'm quite enjoying his stuff. Football Weekly is produced by Joel Grove. Our executive producer is Danielle Stevens.
Sami Mokbel
This is the guard.
Max Rushden
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Max Rushden
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Barry Glendenning
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Max Rushden
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Barry Glendenning
Fantastic.
Max Rushden
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Podcast: Football Weekly (The Guardian)
Date: September 24, 2025
Host: Max Rushden
Panel: Barry Glendenning, Ali Maxwell, Sami Mokbel
This episode is a lively, panel-driven recap and debate on all the recent football action, with a trademark Football Weekly mix of in-depth analysis and comedic asides. The show dives into the Carabao Cup upsets, a round-up of the Football League (Championship, League One, League Two), some notable stories in lower leagues, and a frank discussion of the Ballon d’Or—plus questions from listeners.
Liverpool's Late Winner Over Southampton
"Great to see players just completely forget stuff like that. Also, that he's very skinny, isn't he, Ekitike?" – Sami Mokbel (03:24)
Chelsea Edge Lincoln, Lower League Heroics
"The clubs that you always want to see do well because they're generally patient, seemingly quite thoughtful with the way they do things." – Ali Maxwell (06:39)
Other Results & Upsets
Surprise Top Three
"Results have been unpredictable. Stoke...looked like a new side. Middlesbrough...the team to beat." – Ali Maxwell (12:00)
Middlesbrough’s Strengths
"Defensively it’s where they’ve been standout so far." – Ali Maxwell (13:28)
Who Will “Stay the Course”?
Relegated Sides’ Struggles
"The style of the current championship season seems to be incredibly...counter-attacking, just trading transition attacks." – Ali Maxwell (16:16)
Sheffield United & Chris Wilder
"I do think Chris Wilder has a reputation as a dinosaur and a proper football man that he doesn't necessarily deserve." – Barry Glendenning (18:22)
"Not a single Sheffield United fan I spoke to was at all like… everyone was pro Wilder and I actually think he’ll get them in the playoffs." – Sami Mokbel (19:59)
Proposal for More Playoff Spots
"It does sound quite fun on a surface level... but to get everyone to agree and push it through, you need a majority. There is so much self-interest." – Ali Maxwell (23:41)
Arguments For/Against
"The reasons that they say it’s Popular. I’m not sure they really stack up either." – Ali Maxwell (24:42)
"Is it in the Premier League's interest for Millwall to be in the Premier League? That's what you got to ask yourself. And I would say no." – Sami Mokbel (25:56)
Surprise Leaders
"Both teams...have got young managers… improving the longer that they manage the clubs...instead of sacking them after their first poor run, they've been backed." – Ali Maxwell (29:48)
Cardiff’s Promising Season
"Really...overly friendly with you...but he is, he’s pretty ruthless when he wants to be." – Sami Mokbel (32:57)
Playoff Hangovers & Managerial Changes
"Michael Duff knows what he's doing, doesn't he? I think he'll be all right." – Sami Mokbel (35:22)
Bottom of the Table
"Unless they buck up their ideas, they absolutely will be [battling relegation]." – Ali Maxwell (36:15)
On League Structures & Club Size
Gillingham’s Unbeaten Run
"Gilles needed this, Ainsworth needed Gills and it all looks pretty perfect right now." – Ali Maxwell (41:31)
Salford’s Quest
"That is literally the story of their Life in League 2 so far." – Ali Maxwell (43:39)
Cambridge’s Strong Start & Strugglers
"It’s quite hard to get relegated from League two… you’ve got to really kind of go out of your way to get relegated." – Sami Mokbel (47:57)
Apathy vs. Hype
"I struggle to have an opinion on it beyond total apathy...I think kids are way more invested in it than us old timers, because a lot of children, I think, seem more invested in individual players than actual football teams." – Barry Glendenning (50:35)
Metrics vs. Magic
"Which metrics? You still have to choose...I’d say being the leader in Europe in expected threat probably suggests you’ve been the most effective player, but I don’t think many people would agree with that." – Ali Maxwell (54:41)
Packed with insight, humor, and lively back-and-forth, this episode covers upsets and drama in the domestic cup, why the EFL is fascinatingly unpredictable this year, debates over league structure and fairness, and why the Ballon d’Or has become important to the next generation even as the panel can’t quite muster excitement for it. Standout moments include playful digs at fellow pundits and the modern “laptop” manager, nuanced debates on football governance, and sharp observations about fan culture and the evolution of football fandom in the social media era.