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Dan Bernstein
I mean, if you're a Bears fan, you're thinking forward progress.
Matt Abaticola
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Matt Abaticola
Correct.
Dan Bernstein
It tells me that the femur and those other two lower legs kind of slam together in a way that they're not supposed to.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. And so the 8 to 10 week time frame puts him back at the end of the first quarter, if I can use Ben Johnson's terms, or right at the start of the second quarter. So week two is Philadelphia. Week three is the Jets. Week four is at Green Bay. That would be 10 weeks is week four Green Bay.
Dan Bernstein
So it's never good. And it's going to happen. It sucks. But as I mentioned on dbu, you can't miss what you've never seen.
Matt Abaticola
Right. Any of these back for week five and the rest of the season. Great. Of course. Are the Bears better off having him for the first four games? Of course they are. Are the chances of them winning increase with him being there for the first four games? Of course they do. So what is that? That's Vikings, Jets, Vikings. Eagles, Jets. Green Bay.
Dan Bernstein
There's never a good time. So there's never a good time. I actually wanted to know more about the Terrell Smith injury Yesterday or why he left the field with trainers. What they're looking at there? Because I don't. This depth chart is not great in the secondary. It's just not.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. And if he's, if he's not ready to go through a full training camp and ready to start the season, this is, you know, year two where you won't have it missed all of last year. And if he's not ready to go this year, it can't keep having bodies on your roster that can't play Terrell Smith, Kyler Gordon, you know, and it's just this, this compounds the Kyler Gordon injury so much more now that Cam Lewis is back at safety. Jalen Jones taking most of these snaps with the, with the ones.
Dan Bernstein
And how are you developing Malik Muhammad?
Matt Abaticola
Right.
Dan Bernstein
Are you going to ask him to learn multiple positions as well? Who's. I know they love the multiples.
Matt Abaticola
I.
Dan Bernstein
To me, the biggest takeaway for me is this rookie. All your talk about how much he understands and how aware he is and how he was a coach on the field at every level. Prove it, because they are about to give him all of it. Is my prediction. Whether they say they are right now. If he's going to probably keep asking, you know, give me more, give me more, give me more. I would expect them to lay a lot on the plate of this rookie.
Matt Abaticola
Well, I mean, that's, that's, that's interesting because you have the relationship that was starting with Dylan Thieneman and Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant talked about being there as a leader to help, guide to direct, to teach. Even now, there was high praise for Dylan Thieman coming in, but you can't expect a rookie to be a voice or a vocal leader of that, of that defense. Now, Cam Lewis was brought in for a reason.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, but.
Matt Abaticola
And he's a veteran guy.
Dan Bernstein
Thieneman is supposed to be advanced in his awareness and in his. How immersed he is in enough football language to be able to communicate properly.
Matt Abaticola
Sure. And what do you think the chances are of a rookie, regardless of his pedigree or resume or expectations, making a very smooth transition?
Dan Bernstein
I don't think.
Matt Abaticola
College of the NFL.
Dan Bernstein
I'm not saying it'll be smooth. My feelings are. My anticipation is that it will be bumpy. But I don't think they have a choice.
Matt Abaticola
No, they don't have a choice, but I feel a little better about it having a veteran player next to him. Now, he may not be the same caliber of Kobe Bryant, but Cam Lewis isn't brand new to this league.
Dan Bernstein
No. And I also think now that you should be looking at talented defenses and be scouring that. That cut wire, man, because there's. That is a position. Box safety is a position where competence should be available.
Matt Abaticola
And I know it's a different position, but do you think you're going to like, you're going to hit the lottery two years in a row in finding cj GJ last year and, and what he provided?
Dan Bernstein
No, I think it's unlikely.
Matt Abaticola
But I.
Dan Bernstein
Or.
Matt Abaticola
Or doesn't mean you shouldn't do it
Dan Bernstein
or can't do it or it's not luck. And they're good at it.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, that's true. It's a good point.
Dan Bernstein
Maybe they're good at knowing exactly the skill set that they need to fit as a stopgap. And if the stop gap sticks around like Gardner Johnson did, great. And if. If they don't, somebody supplants them, you get rid of them.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. And it's just again, it just makes the, the Kyler Gordon situation even more frustrating and compounds where you're at now with the fact that you lose Kobe Bryant and. Valid point. You can't really be that upset or miss what you've never seen.
Dan Bernstein
Well, you can be upset. It's hard to be emotional.
Matt Abaticola
Hard to be emotional. Sure, that's fair. But it just. If he was there, it would make things look a lot different. And the fact that he can't be there because of soft tissue issues one after another, like, I would really be curious to end up to hear an unfiltered. If I could take from the coaching staff, like, yeah, you expect injuries to happen. And unfortunately it happened to your prize free agent signing on day one of fucking pads. And it just makes the Kyler Gordon situation not being there even worse. Into a secondary that was going into this season was going to be a strength of this defense because the general manager talked about having these guys in place now puts more pressure on the quarterback, holding the ball longer, allowing more pressure from the defense. He said that. I'm not making that up.
Dan Bernstein
Part of it, it was part of the. Whatever the complex geometry was that everything would be better because it would be better.
Matt Abaticola
Now, if you're talking about your two quarterbacks, your nickel corner, your two safeties, that's five guys. Two of those five are gone now.
Dan Bernstein
Now, this is the. Where I was leading. What is the other best way to make it easier on your secondary? Get to the quarterback as quickly as possible?
Matt Abaticola
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
So could it be that they eventually give in and rather than scouring that waiver wire for a safety. They get one of these expensive, one trick pony. Who.
Matt Abaticola
Where.
Dan Bernstein
Who's left Training camp started. I know.
Matt Abaticola
I mean, they've had.
Dan Bernstein
I just. Months.
Matt Abaticola
Months to address.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, but the pass rush. They have. They've said they don't need to because of motivated dio.
Matt Abaticola
I know. I got it. The coaches coach extra hard. Oh, it's not just harder.
Dan Bernstein
That's a big deal.
Matt Abaticola
You go extra hard.
Dan Bernstein
But that's a major commitment if we're going to extra hard.
Matt Abaticola
I mean, if the coaches coach extra hard, this could help alleviate the situation in the defensive back or what I'm
Dan Bernstein
thinking maybe the secondary coaches now specifically need to coach harder. They don't have to go all the way to extra hard. Maybe if the defensive line in the front seven positional coaches were coaching them harder.
Matt Abaticola
So maybe they were coaching moderately hard.
Dan Bernstein
Now they increase that or moderate or medium. And they might just be medium.
Matt Abaticola
So they're medium. Get that hard. So if you turn that up a bit.
Dan Bernstein
Turn that up a bit and coach them harder, then they'll be better.
Matt Abaticola
All right, I'm going to text that to a few of the Bears reporters.
Dan Bernstein
I think you should see if they can do that.
Matt Abaticola
They can sprinkle that in some of the questions.
Dan Bernstein
Speaking of Bears reporters, do you agree with Patrick Finley, who says that Caleb Williams should not play in the preseason? That if we are to believe everything they're saying about how far he's come and how advanced he is in knowing the plays and seeing things and calling plays off and saying run it again and all the things that they're doing, that this is reason that do not play him in the preseason at all. He doesn't need the reps he needed last year.
Matt Abaticola
I respect Patrick Finley's opinion on it. My opinion is the quarterback should play and he doesn't need to play all three games or a majority of all three games. But I think he needs to play.
Dan Bernstein
I think there's a way to.
Matt Abaticola
I don't care if you're a third year guy with great expectations, play a series. I don't care if you're a 12 year veteran. You should be out there and play.
Dan Bernstein
I think that he, he should play a series and get out of there. I don't think there's any standards or we got to build his confidence or needs to complete this pass or that pass that I want him. I want him preparing. I want him warming up as the starter. Yeah, I want him to play a series and come out there with the team because I do think with a new center and new receivers, I think there is more benefit than there is risk under controlled circumstances.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. And, and, and when he does that, and this is just me as a. I don't care what the results are. No, do not care.
Dan Bernstein
No.
Matt Abaticola
Preseason games don't mean a thing. I'd rather have, like you said, warm up as the starter, prepare his day as the starter, get ready to get under center and lead the team, get the offense, get the calls in and make some plays.
Dan Bernstein
I like the thought, sure, I understand it.
Matt Abaticola
I understand it. But I don't, I don't. But I've always thought that about preseason. You should play, you should get. Because you cannot, no matter what you do with combined practices with a great defense on the other side of the ball, whatever, you cannot simulate game action. You cannot.
Dan Bernstein
But you can control an environment a little bit more. And certainly with these arranged practices that you have, they're probably going to get more work done in those, because that's what we've heard in the past, is that they really drill down on stuff and because they can do so much more situationally and they don't have to wait for the game to break around the chance to use a certain subset of plays or a certain subset of player combinations and they can control all that. They, they like the dual team practices better and get more out of those. And I understand, however, you're right, that even in those you don't have the hungry, younger players trying to, trying to pop in a game situation.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. Because while they may count more for certain players who are trying to earn a spot, they still don't count. And I want to see them in full action against another team with referees and the play clock and fans. I want all that to happen. And as far as controlling the situation, too, there are things you can do. You can put certain packages in certain plays that you know where he's protected better, less chance of anything happening. I mean, he can get hurt taking a snap and going back and practice.
Dan Bernstein
Right. And also he's not going to be running around crazy trying to keep a play alive.
Matt Abaticola
Right. Because. Because they don't matter.
Dan Bernstein
He'll slide.
Matt Abaticola
Right. Because he's been very good, has shown he can throw the ball away.
Dan Bernstein
Yes.
Matt Abaticola
As needed.
Dan Bernstein
Yes. And you just tell him, I don't care if we're, we're on the goal line and down.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Just. It doesn't matter.
Matt Abaticola
So you're going to get hurt or hit. I mean, you're going to get hit, I should say. Or you can toss it. Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
The game doesn't count.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. Doesn't matter. Even if it's the game winning play of a dumb preseason game, which he would never be winning.
Dan Bernstein
Habits.
Matt Abaticola
Right.
Dan Bernstein
What happened to learn how to win?
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Matt Abaticola
So, no, I think he should play. I think all quarterbacks should play. I'm glad you brought up Patrick Finley, though, because I saw a tweet and I know this would. This would. Is it artwork? No.
Dan Bernstein
Damn it.
Matt Abaticola
Although I did reply to it and ask where's the picture with an angry face? Because he didn't provide one.
Dan Bernstein
Well, what's he good for? Come on. One job.
Matt Abaticola
You're going to like this.
Dan Bernstein
Why?
Matt Abaticola
First fight of Bears camp. First fight happened.
Dan Bernstein
Let me guess. Okay. Is it an offensive lineman and a defensive lineman?
Matt Abaticola
It is an offensive lineman and a defensive lineman. Yes.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. I like those fights because those usually build up over time.
Matt Abaticola
I'll give you. I won't give. This isn't a hint, but. Because you wouldn't have guessed this guy anyway. But Montez Sweat was very excited, according to the tweet.
Dan Bernstein
He was excited.
Matt Abaticola
Very excited.
Dan Bernstein
Was he involved in the fight?
Matt Abaticola
Not involved. Not. That's how I'm. Not how I'm reading it. Reading it. That he was.
Dan Bernstein
All right.
Matt Abaticola
So very excited about watching the fight.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. So if he's very excited about watching, my guess is it was either Jervon Dexter or Austin Booker.
Matt Abaticola
No.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, okay. Was it Daniel Hardy?
Matt Abaticola
No.
Dan Bernstein
Was it Grady Jarrett?
Matt Abaticola
No. His rookies. What? Two rookies?
Dan Bernstein
It's rookies. It's Jordan Vandenberg.
Matt Abaticola
Correct. Is one of them.
Dan Bernstein
And Jordan Vandenberg.
Matt Abaticola
Body slammed.
Dan Bernstein
Body slammed. Logan Jones.
Matt Abaticola
Kaden Barnett.
Dan Bernstein
Who's Kaden Barnett?
Matt Abaticola
The offensive lineman. Wasn't. Isn't he like the. What's his nickname?
Dan Bernstein
He's a big man.
Matt Abaticola
He's a big man.
Dan Bernstein
He is 6, 4, 3, 16 out of Wyoming.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. What's his nickname? Wasn't it.
Dan Bernstein
I don't know. That's a mountain man there. I don't know much about him.
Matt Abaticola
So anyway, he got bought. Oh, yeah. The vanilla gorilla.
Dan Bernstein
We've got a gorilla for sale. Vanilla gorilla for sale. I don't know.
Matt Abaticola
I thought it was white gorilla and I didn't want to look.
Dan Bernstein
Try him. Gorilla for sale.
Matt Abaticola
So he was body slammed by Jordan Vandenberg.
Dan Bernstein
Wow. Take our advice at any price. A gorilla like vanilla is mighty nice. Gorilla.
Matt Abaticola
So that excited.
Dan Bernstein
Vanilla gorilla for sale. Yes.
Matt Abaticola
But I know you like training camp fights.
Dan Bernstein
I love training. As long you're swinging a helmet.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. Yeah. You want to.
Dan Bernstein
You want to finish your day where you're like, I'm tired of seeing this in front of me, and I'm going to take it out on him and we're all. And nobody's going to get hurt, but, yeah, go ahead and fight away, gentlemen.
Matt Abaticola
So, okay, this clearly wasn't in response to me because I did tweet at Patrick and say, where's the picture?
Dan Bernstein
Yeah.
Matt Abaticola
And he did post a picture of it, though.
Dan Bernstein
Of the fight.
Matt Abaticola
Yes.
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Matt Abaticola
My favorite moment of Bears camp today, a rookie fight. Jordan Vandenberg tackled Caden Barnett after a play. And here's. Here's the picture.
Dan Bernstein
I got it. And it says, take that.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, there you go.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, no, I got it up.
Matt Abaticola
I know, I'm showing.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, you're showing the people the 96 and 76. I see the helmets. I don't see their faces. Yeah, that's perfect.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, And I like that. Like the arrows show you in which direction the flight was happening.
Dan Bernstein
It's almost like it's moving in front of you. It almost gives the art, gives the illusion of motion. That's the tension that's captured in the muscles. It reminds me of. Of Caravaggio, of that tension, that understanding of the way the human body works.
Matt Abaticola
We might have a problem, though. So I'm assuming 96 would be Vandenberg.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah.
Matt Abaticola
Look at his right arm. His right arm is not attached to his body any longer.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, but see, that's part of the genius of Finley's modernism.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, so it's more like an abstract look.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, there's. That's part of what he does and the license that. That he takes artistically in showing you that all that football. Because of injuries, all existence of limbs can be fleeting.
Matt Abaticola
And my next question is their helmets are sideways with no face mask. And they're Viking. They're Vikings helmets. Why is that?
Dan Bernstein
No, they're not those seas.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, it's a c. It's not a horn.
Dan Bernstein
It's not a horn. It's like a horn facing the other direction.
Matt Abaticola
That's what I'm saying. The helmet was sideways, though.
Dan Bernstein
It is, but that is also a statement that is a statement about the fungibility of NFL players, especially rookie linemen, Meaning they're faceless. They could be anyone. And that's why you know them more by the number than the face. That is a conscious decision by the artist.
Matt Abaticola
It's also an unfair fight because Vandenberg has cleats on, and the vanilla gorilla has on, like, loafers. Well, there's no cleats.
Dan Bernstein
They may have. They may have had different shoes.
Matt Abaticola
I want to know, why does he have graph paper with him? You think it's just for his artwork?
Dan Bernstein
Maybe he has kids and he had extra because they're working on projects for school. Or maybe they just did their school shopping and that they bought too much of it, and rather than return it, he's like, fine, fuck it. I'll just. I'll make use of it with my art.
Matt Abaticola
Courtney Cronin tweeted this out also. Luther Burden got blown up pretty good at the goal line trying to catch a pass. He blown up real good. Slow to get up and walked off the field under his own power, like by Caleb Williams and Tyreek Stevenson.
Dan Bernstein
Well, leave him alone. Don't hurt him.
Matt Abaticola
They blowed him up real good.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, don't. Don't. Don't do that. I don't like that. I don't want Luther Burden hurt.
Matt Abaticola
Devin Bush blissed off the edge was disruptive the whole series, sloppiest the offense has looked any team, period, so far. Yeah. We don't need Luther Burton getting hurt. Do you see that deep play he made yesterday on Stevenson? You see the video, it all floating around? Oh, it was beautiful.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. There should be, like, seven or eight awesome highlights from every practice when everybody's rooting for the offense and against the defense, including their head coach. Did you see the quote that was. It might have been Vandenberg. There was a quote saying, you're getting to know Ben Johnson. What do you think of him? And he's like, he sure wants to score points. Yes. Yes.
Matt Abaticola
It wasn't Vandenberg who said it, was it?
Dan Bernstein
No, no. Who was it?
Matt Abaticola
It was something you just told me they quoted. It wasn't Devin Bush.
Dan Bernstein
Yes, it was Devin Bush. Devin Bush was asked, like, what are your impressions of Ben Johnson? Man, he wants to score points. It's all he talks about. He probably is like, devin, has he heard of you? No, he has no idea who I am. He's. He's busy trying to score points.
Matt Abaticola
Do you think he's met any of the defensive players yet?
Dan Bernstein
He probably forgot all their names.
Matt Abaticola
He probably was made aware of Kobe Bryant for the first time yesterday. You know that.
Dan Bernstein
You know sometimes at a party where you're just not retaining people's names. That ever happened to you?
Matt Abaticola
Very. It's very seldom. Because I'm really good with names.
Dan Bernstein
I know you are.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
But sometimes somebody's like, hey, I'm. And then you see the guy across the room, and your wife is like, oh, that's so. And so. What's her husband's name? And I'm like, he introduced himself to me.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
His name is either Tom or Chris, so that's like, not even close.
Matt Abaticola
In that situation with your wife, would you ever just give.
Dan Bernstein
I would never miss.
Matt Abaticola
You're not fully confident.
Dan Bernstein
No, no, no, no, no. I would never deliberately misinform. I would say I'm 75% sure. His name.
Matt Abaticola
You put a number on it.
Dan Bernstein
Yes. Like, I will give her the exact, honest evaluation of my estimate.
Matt Abaticola
Wait, is that just, like, out of courtesy or because you're afraid of your wife?
Dan Bernstein
Both.
Matt Abaticola
Okay, well, there's a difference.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to get that wrong. No, that's. That's. That's, like, one of the biggest jobs a spouse has is.
Matt Abaticola
See that. That's like, I own that responsibility in our marriage.
Dan Bernstein
It's like social intel.
Matt Abaticola
Remember the names, right? It's my job.
Dan Bernstein
More than that. Yeah.
Matt Abaticola
No, it's like, she's not responsible for that at all.
Dan Bernstein
Or if they've just suffered a family tragedy or something. Like, if you're at a party. If you're at an event.
Matt Abaticola
Wait, why would they be at a party if they just suffered a.
Dan Bernstein
Whatever. There's something you should know. Or it's like, hey, like, by the way, their. Their son was the one whose friend just got out of rehab. Or, like, like, you just. You Little things that might come up in a conversation. You.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, so you warn them not to.
Dan Bernstein
Don't bring up rehab or little things like that.
Matt Abaticola
I brought potato salad. How was rehab?
Dan Bernstein
This person's mother just died.
Matt Abaticola
How's mom doing? Right.
Dan Bernstein
I'm sorry to hear about your. Like, little things, like. You got it. You need a scouting report before you go into one of these. These conversations.
Matt Abaticola
Labor Day here. I brought potato salad. It's my mom's recipe.
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Matt Abaticola
How is June? Right? She's dead. Thanks for asking.
Dan Bernstein
Because of her potato salad allergy.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. Killed her. Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
And 40 other people at the party who also died.
Matt Abaticola
Well, they all have lettuce diarrhea. Now she puts lettuce in it for.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. I keep inserting the lettuce diarrhea into all the drug ads now.
Matt Abaticola
One of the side effects.
Dan Bernstein
Yes.
Matt Abaticola
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
I keep saying, and you should be warned, it could cause exploding taste syndrome and lettuce diarrhea. Like Mexican lettuce.
Matt Abaticola
Or you could do it. It's like, if you have lettuce diarrhea. Don't take Skyrizi History.
Dan Bernstein
If you have a history.
Matt Abaticola
History of lettuce diarrhea.
Dan Bernstein
If you have a history of contracting lettuce diarrhea from. From tacos. We don't take this.
Matt Abaticola
We ate out last night. I had tacos and she had a taco salad. And as she finished, she said, you want some? And I said, no, but I hope it. I hope that's not diarrhea lettuce. She's like, I hope not too.
Dan Bernstein
Right?
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Anyway, I haven't really thought about it.
Matt Abaticola
About the lettuce. Yeah. I don't care.
Dan Bernstein
I mean, I kind of thought about going to Taco Bell the other day because honestly, are they putting lettuce back on stuff?
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. Yeah. Because honestly, unless it's the best time to eat lettuce, unless it knocks you out, like you physically can't get around, like, a case of diarrhea is not the worst thing to have in the world.
Dan Bernstein
Or a quesadilla, actually.
Matt Abaticola
Ooh. A diarrhea.
Dan Bernstein
Quesadilla. Quesadilla. Quesadilla.
Matt Abaticola
I was watching the. There's a new season of great food truck racing.
Dan Bernstein
I thought you said a case of diarrhea.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, no, I said quesadilla.
Matt Abaticola
Have you watched the Great Food Truck race? No, I haven't watched that. Tyler Florence is the host. They're like season 19 now. I haven't watched them all, but the new one just started. I came across. I started watching it and there's a.
Dan Bernstein
Is there a lettuce diarrhea food truck?
Matt Abaticola
No, there's a food truck. It's called the Waffle Dilla and it's a waffle maker. And they put a whole layer of shredded cheese on the bottom. Then they put stuff in it and then a layer of shredded cheese on. And they know that doesn't interest you at all. Oh, I want to. I have a waffle maker at home.
Dan Bernstein
It's basically a folded funnel cake.
Matt Abaticola
Almost funnel cake with fucking cheese. What are you. What circus have you been to?
Dan Bernstein
I looked at the woman. The guy got shot in the neck. Sorry, honey.
Matt Abaticola
The right answer.
Dan Bernstein
I'm not supposed to shoot him in the neck.
Matt Abaticola
Well played. She never shoots me in the neck at home. John never has a second cup of coffee at home.
Dan Bernstein
John never vomits at home.
Matt Abaticola
His neck never bleeds at home when I shoot him with a crossbow.
Dan Bernstein
We do that in practice.
Matt Abaticola
And aren't you supposed to have better aim with a crossbow? Yeah, it's not like she's just freewheeling it here, you know, she's not raw dogging the bow and arrow. I mean she's got a scope on there and a trigger, right?
Dan Bernstein
You think she's got a sight and a scope and stabilize bow? What was it you're shooting at your fucking husband?
Matt Abaticola
Shouldn't she have a sight on it?
Dan Bernstein
On a regular compound bow? There's sight and stabilizer.
Matt Abaticola
Okay. Wouldn't you have more than that on a crossbow?
Dan Bernstein
I don't know.
Matt Abaticola
Wouldn't you think a crossbow is more accurate than a.
Dan Bernstein
No.
Matt Abaticola
Really?
Dan Bernstein
No, not. Than a. Really good. But not necessarily. No.
Matt Abaticola
Well, I'm sure that there's a, you
Dan Bernstein
know, the same kind of control because. Because the trigger just releases the. The string. It just releases. It's. It's a. I think you have much more control with it with a full blown bow rather than just kind of doing this. Unless it's got an arm thing on it or it's got a. Does it have a stock? I don't know, it's like a rifle crossbow. Or is it.
Matt Abaticola
I don't know. But there's. There's got to be a lot of hunters in our community here that can help us out with the differences.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, I think I'd rather have an archer pulling back and sighting that thing in with. Because that if there's some of those powerful bows where you don't have a lot of drop and you.
Matt Abaticola
How about. I'd rather have neither one pointed at me in shot.
Dan Bernstein
No. They're fun to shoot though, man.
Matt Abaticola
But not pointed at you in shot.
Dan Bernstein
No, that'd be bad. Yeah.
Matt Abaticola
So I know what else you got, but they're.
Dan Bernstein
Oh, I have a list for you.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, let's go over your list because you said list net. You know how that.
Dan Bernstein
I know, it gets you all a flutter, all excited.
Matt Abaticola
I do love lists.
Dan Bernstein
And this list. On this list I'm gonna have you.
Matt Abaticola
I make at least one list a day.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah, I do.
Matt Abaticola
It's the grocery list.
Dan Bernstein
See, I don't make the grocery list. That's why I occasionally forget things.
Matt Abaticola
Why don't you make it?
Dan Bernstein
I keep it in my head.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, that's a bad idea. You don't even put it on your phone?
Dan Bernstein
No. Like, I forgot Greek yogurt the other day.
Matt Abaticola
If I don't physically write one down, I have in my notes app, I have my grocery list at the very top.
Dan Bernstein
Okay.
Matt Abaticola
It's labeled 1,1,1 grocery, so it's always at the top.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. I just try to keep mine in my head. This is from the Associated Press as reprinted in the Tribune. The headline is Prove it. I am who I say I am. Several players enter the season with the goal of living up to their reps as big time performers.
Matt Abaticola
Where's this from?
Dan Bernstein
This is the Associated Press. In the Tribune is the ap, and here's what it says here. Several players know exactly how these guys feel. They quote Baker Mayfield and they quote Breece hall. And those are two of the 12. Baker Mayfield and Breece Hall. Breeze hall said, it makes me more hungry to keep proving I am who I say I am. It's making me want to do more than I've done in the past. Baker Mayfield says he feels disrespected for not getting the contract extension he sought.
Matt Abaticola
Breece Aldis got paid, didn't he?
Dan Bernstein
He's going to play out the final season now.
Matt Abaticola
He got paid.
Dan Bernstein
These are other players entering the season with something to prove because of either signing a big money deal, looking for another contract, joining a new team, trying to overcome an injury, or working to rebound from mediocre play. Who on the Bears is on this list?
Matt Abaticola
Jalen Johnson.
Dan Bernstein
Is she the only one?
Matt Abaticola
Montez Sweat? No, he had. He had the best year of his career, according to Ben Johnson. Jalen Johnson, Bears.
Dan Bernstein
I think you're missing the obvious one.
Matt Abaticola
I am.
Dan Bernstein
Who you already talked about at length to start the show.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, Kyler Gordon. It's not even my brain. He's not even on the field. I get it. Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, I thought of him, but didn't want to say that. Are there more than those two?
Dan Bernstein
There aren't even those two. They're not on it. There's no Bears on it.
Progressive Commercial Announcer
Oh.
Dan Bernstein
But I wanted to use this to just see off the top of your head and Jaylon Johnson was your first answer. And I agree. So I was. I scanned this real quick to be like, okay, get to. Wait, Where's Kyler Gordon? Where's Jalen Johnson?
Matt Abaticola
So you had the same thought.
Dan Bernstein
Hell, yeah, I did.
Matt Abaticola
Wait, you said so you gave two. So there's 10 others. Is Micah Parsons on the list? I know he went back to, like, the middle of the season.
Dan Bernstein
He's not.
Matt Abaticola
How about Trey Hendrickson? Is he on the list?
Dan Bernstein
He's not.
Matt Abaticola
Okay. Jesus Christ. Give me the list then.
Dan Bernstein
AJ Brown. AJ Brown. This is alphabetical order. AJ Brown.
Matt Abaticola
So not importance, just alphabetical order.
Dan Bernstein
Jalen Carter.
Matt Abaticola
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
Keon Coleman.
Matt Abaticola
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
See him drop his first pass at practice?
Matt Abaticola
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
Breece Hall, Baker Mayfield. Those two were mentioned. You'll get a kick out of this. Kyler Murray,
Matt Abaticola
Even the starter.
Dan Bernstein
Wait. The Cardinals released Murray in the off season, a disappointing end to what was a promising beginning for the 2019 top pick. He signed with the Vikings in March for the veteran minimum of 1.3 million, giving the team a veteran to compete with. JJ McCarthy for the starting job. Murray's been productive at his best as a dynamic dual threat, but he has to deal with injuries. He's had to deal with injuries and questions about his work ethic. Something he'll try to put to rest with the Vikings. But he needs to beat out McCarthy first.
Matt Abaticola
Guess what? Guess what. He beat him out the second he signed the deal. He beat him out.
Dan Bernstein
You know that.
Matt Abaticola
I'm.
Dan Bernstein
I'm with you. All right, Next. Michael Penix Jr.
Matt Abaticola
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
Rasheed Rice.
Matt Abaticola
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
C.J. stroud. Jaguars receiver Brian Thomas, Jr. Yeah, because
Matt Abaticola
he hasn't gotten an extended extension yet either. CJ Stroud.
Dan Bernstein
Yep. His production nosedive last season. Brian Thomas did. C.J. stroud was AP Offensive Rookie of the Year in 2023. 3. Is that long ago? They exercised the fifth year option. He's eligible for an extension. Talks are ongoing. The final two. Deshaun Watson.
Matt Abaticola
Deshaun Watson. Okay.
Dan Bernstein
And Malik Willis.
Matt Abaticola
Ooh, that's a. That's a good name. That's a good name.
Dan Bernstein
But sure, I think Jalen Johnson is a huge.
Matt Abaticola
Huge. That's a huge mess. That's an absolute. I mean, this. This was a guy two years ago that shut down half of the field all Pro, and people had to account for and plan for a cornerback and
Dan Bernstein
who had an injury and came back from the injury in something other than top playing shape or ability.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, that's a big miss, all right. I discount that entire list.
Dan Bernstein
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Matt Abaticola
the Houston Texans safety. You're familiar with this young man, Jalen Pitrey.
Dan Bernstein
Jalen Petrie. Petrie, yes.
Matt Abaticola
He Petrie or Petrie.
Dan Bernstein
I think it's Petrie.
Matt Abaticola
Petrie.
Dan Bernstein
Okay. And he is a assigned Guardian Cap representative.
Matt Abaticola
He's the first player ever. Guardian Cap signature athlete. They announced it on Monday.
Dan Bernstein
That's awesome.
Matt Abaticola
He finished last season wearing the padded helmet because of a concussion he suffered in week nine. Came back three weeks later wearing the Guardian cap, and he shared that the process of wearing one was ultimately a family. Now he'll be promoting the brand on a larger scale as a signature athlete.
Dan Bernstein
That's great. And the destigmatization value of that to be like, not only am I not embarrassed, I'm proud of how I'm protecting my health. Even if it's just a little thing. If everybody wore them and everybody were safer and the football was still awesome. I'm down.
Progressive Commercial Announcer
Yeah.
Matt Abaticola
And I don't know how much. How much have you looked into the Guardian Caps? Like, is there enough data to show that it's a significant reduction? It's a slight reduction. And even if it's a slight reduction, slight reduction is. Is worth it, I would say. But I wasn't sure how much you'd even looked into it at all.
Dan Bernstein
I know that most of the data is not going to be presented objectively. According to Guardian Cap, they say in NFL practice, concussions, it's more significant with games and that there's more of an effect in the NFL than the impact for college and high school.
Matt Abaticola
Okay.
Dan Bernstein
That apparently that they have seen if they're a worn in practice in the NFL that one independent study showed that reduction.
Matt Abaticola
All right.
Dan Bernstein
Can't hurt. Could help right now.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. I think that's a valuable approach. Can't hurt. Doesn't take away from your game at all.
Dan Bernstein
Right. Can't hurt. Could help.
Matt Abaticola
A couple other notes. B. John Robinson. Did you see his contract extension? Three year extension up to 75 million makes him the highest paid running back at 22.25 million per year.
Dan Bernstein
He's earned it.
Matt Abaticola
Yep. And then final note, Khalil Herbert signed on with a new team.
Dan Bernstein
Khalil Herbert, who was traded to from the Bears to the Bengals for the pick that became Kyle Manungai.
Matt Abaticola
Correct. And he signed on and is battling at the bottom of the roster, as the story put it, with the San Francisco 49ers.
Dan Bernstein
Well, he's going to have a tough time unless he can catch. That's one thing you have to do for Shanahan is you. You better be able to be multiple in positionality and skill set. And if he can't catch, he's not going to make that team.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, he better be able to catch and then have law enforcement friends in high places.
Dan Bernstein
We're still waiting to find out what actually happened with Kyle Shanahan and we will apparently continue to keep waiting.
Matt Abaticola
Oh, we're not gonna find that out. We need. That's been hidden and buried and covered by.
Dan Bernstein
Where do we put the stories that the NFL has placed somewhere to die? Where is that? Is it a clothesline? We need an image for where the Diana Rossini, Mike Vrabel story is.
Matt Abaticola
Got it for you.
Dan Bernstein
Where the Kyle Shanahan story. Is there a place where they're just like, got it.
Matt Abaticola
It's the same warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant is kept. They just.
Dan Bernstein
They take it in, they put it in a box, they create it, and there it goes.
Matt Abaticola
Yep. And it goes there. So Diana Rossini, Mike Vrabel, Kyle Shanahan's car accidents, that wasn't his fault. That was his fault that no one else got injured except him. But who knows the truth about anything
Dan Bernstein
that's in the same.
Matt Abaticola
Had his phone. Didn't have his phone. Dropped his phone.
Dan Bernstein
The NFL warehouse.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, it's got all that. So it's in the giant warehouse of all.
Dan Bernstein
It doesn't have the Matt Miller stuff.
Matt Abaticola
No, that's out.
Dan Bernstein
It's out. And we're probably still waiting on.
Matt Abaticola
He doesn't have the protection of different warehouse. Former law enforcement.
Dan Bernstein
But yeah, they're. The Shanahan thing, man. There's so much work to be done if anybody wants to do it.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah, well, that. That dude on. On social media, he's not letting up on Vrabel, Rossini or Shanahan. That Tony Farmer dude. Good. Yeah. I just, you know, I hope at the end of the day it's. It's worth it for him. I hope. You know, and I'm being sincere when I hope nothing happens to the guy. I'll be honest with you. I'm not going to say they was going to take him out, but. But I mean, there's some. You're dealing with some bad people and you know, you keep pushing buttons, eventually that button brings something back in return for you. Because, I mean, this is a. You're talking about a multi billion dollar industry.
Dan Bernstein
Stuff shouldn't just go away like this.
Matt Abaticola
No, but it did. And you know, 11 days of this story being hidden. When you look at the security of the team and their history and resume in law enforcement.
Dan Bernstein
Do you remember when Tommy Lee Jones, as Gerard is going through the investment prospectus?
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
And he's looking at this and he's reading about Provasic, but he's reading about. What was it? Devlin McGregor.
Matt Abaticola
Yes.
Dan Bernstein
And he's like, listen, they've done more than 7 billion. It sounds so quaint, these 1995 numbers. Right.
Matt Abaticola
And then he says they did $700,000 in a year. They did $1 million.
Dan Bernstein
It was like $7 billion. And this is a monster. They're a monster. And remember that Sykes did security. Former law enforcement.
Matt Abaticola
Yep.
Dan Bernstein
Did security for Devlin McGregor. Just saying.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah. So that's put away in the NFL warehouse along with the Ark of the Covenant and Diana Rossini and Mike Vrabel story and God knows who. And what else?
Dan Bernstein
And a lot more.
Matt Abaticola
What else?
Dan Bernstein
I guarantee you that when it comes to the activities of individual owners. Ooh. There's a lot more.
Matt Abaticola
Yeah.
Dan Bernstein
Yeah. You better believe it. So I'm keeping an eye on it. I still am. And that is forward progress that has been brought to you today by Giordano's Back to school means back to busy between practices, homework, and everything in between. Give yourself a break with Giordano's. Treat the kids and yourself to Chicago Style Pizza. Everyone can agree on. Make tonight a giordano's night@giordano's.com or visit your local Giordano's restaurant. Today. Giordano's the one for Chicago style pizza, where progress has stopped. 10, 2 19, 2 19. Forward progress.
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Forward Progress – A Chicago Bears Podcast
Episode: "Coby Bryant's Injury Puts Bears Defensive Depth Under Pressure"
Date: August 4, 2026
Hosts: Dan Bernstein & Matt Abbatacola
This episode focuses on the fallout from Chicago Bears safety Coby Bryant's knee injury during training camp and the ripple effects it has on the team's defensive depth, particularly in the secondary. Dan and Matt analyze the Bears’ options in light of multiple injuries, discuss preseason quarterback strategy with new starter Caleb Williams, and blend in their signature wit while covering notable training camp incidents and NFL news. The hosts also tackle broader league stories and close with commentary on the NFL’s tendency to bury scandals.
[00:50–07:20]
Coby Bryant’s Diagnosis:
Impact on Depth Chart:
Rookie Pressure:
Developmental Concerns:
Front Office & Coaching Response:
[07:20–08:53]
[08:58–12:39]
Should Williams Play in Preseason?
The Value of Controlled Environments:
Injury Risk Perspective:
[13:04–17:48]
First Camp Fight:
Art Analysis of a Training Camp Photo:
[18:20–19:53]
Big Hit on Luther Burden:
New Offensive Mentality:
[26:28–31:10]
[31:47–33:53]
[33:53–36:10]
On the harshness of football injuries:
“This game is cruel and unfair.” – Dan Bernstein, [00:50]
On rookie responsibilities:
“Prove it, because they are about to give him all of it.” – Dan Bernstein, [03:37]
On injury-driven depth issues:
“You can’t miss what you’ve never seen.” – Dan Bernstein, [02:17]
On coaching intensity as a fix:
“Maybe the secondary coaches now specifically need to coach harder… maybe they were coaching moderately hard. Get that hard.” – Dan & Matt, [08:22–08:53]
On preseason strategy:
“Preseason games don’t mean a thing. I’d rather have him warm up as the starter.” – Matt Abbatacola, [10:23]
On rookie camp fights:
“I love training [camp fights]… finish your day where you’re like, ‘I’m tired of seeing this in front of me and I’m gonna take it out on him.’” – Dan Bernstein, [15:02]
On NFL’s buried stories:
“Where do we put the stories the NFL has placed somewhere to die?… It’s the same warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant is kept.” – Dan & Matt, [35:11–35:28]
The episode balances serious, informed Bears analysis with the playful, sardonic exchanges characteristic of Dan and Matt. Their banter, sports analogies, and references to pop culture and art keep the conversation lively—even as they zero in on the sobering realities of NFL roster-building and injury risk.
If you missed the episode, the key news is the serious impact of Coby Bryant’s injury on the Bears secondary and the trickle-down effect on rookie development, free agent moves, and defensive scheming. Expect more responsibility to fall on young players like Dylan Thieneman, and for the Bears' front office to be actively seeking depth additions as the season approaches. There's also a healthy dose of inside-camp drama, league trivia, and the hosts' trademark wit—ensuring Bears fans remain both informed and entertained.