NELK Boys Internal | Ep. 163

Summary

Below is a detailed summary of “NELK Boys Internal | Ep. 163” from the FULL SEND PODCAST (hosted by Shots Podcast Network, released August 15, 2025). In this live “full send” episode, the Nelk crew experiments with remote, interactive broadcasting while covering everything from personal lifestyle changes and wild prank memories to trending celebrity and sports news, all mixed with off-the-cuff humor and live chat giveaways. The relaxed, unfiltered tone runs throughout as the hosts banter, reminisce, and even throw in some self-promotional plugs—all while interacting with a rapidly growing live audience. Below is a breakdown of the episode’s key segments and notable moments with timestamps.

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1. Episode Overview & Live Set-Up
   ───────────────────────── • The hosts kick off the live feed with banter about vacations versus work, setting a raw, unscripted mood right from the start ([00:00]).
   • Early on, they explain the change to a new live podcast format—streaming remotely to allow for more guests and real-time chat interactions.
   • They promote interactive features (like live giveaways, a $5,000 prize split among winners, and various sponsor promos) and new streaming experiments, emphasizing the energy of “full send” live content.

───────────────────────── 2. Personal Stories & Lifestyle Shifts
───────────────────────── • A major topic early is sobriety: Speaker B announces his attempt at “30 days sober,” sharing a very personal moment about realizing he felt like “Peter Griffin” when he saw himself in the mirror ([04:26–04:57]).
• The discussion turns to the challenge of partying when trying to stay sober. B recounts receiving texts from friends like Johnny Manziel and MPJ, which led him to break his commitment.
• Speaker A reminisces about his own past—mentioning a 60-day no-drinking streak—and contrasts his inability to go clubbing sober with the “retarded” vibe he gets when he’s the only one not drinking. • These moments establish an atmosphere of vulnerability, self-mockery, and a shared understanding of their “degenerate” lifestyles.

───────────────────────── 3. Prank Memories and the Nelk Dynamic
───────────────────────── • The hosts recall past pranks and their sometimes unintended consequences. They note that while their pranks often came off as “savage,” they never meant to be too hurtful—even when the public sometimes misinterpreted their antics.   – At one point, Speaker A and B discuss how people once thought A was “autistic” during some fake employee pranks. • They also share rankings of “degeneracy” among the Nelk boys, humorously comparing who is the “most degenerate” among their friends. For example, A suggests that Bob Menary is on a whole different level while acknowledging that the crew’s wild behavior sometimes makes them feel better about themselves. • This part of the conversation is full of inside jokes, self-deprecation, and playful insults that fans of the crew have come to expect.

───────────────────────── 4. Celebrity Culture, Apology Videos & Trending Topics
───────────────────────── • The chat quickly shifts to celebrities and viral moments:   – Speaker A brings up a recent Starbucks incident involving Broadus, noting that “Broadus apologizing in a 28-minute video” seems overblown. ([13:40] Speaker B adds: “28 minutes is wasted; it needed to be four minutes.”) • They debate the effectiveness and sincerity of long apology videos after minor incidents, comparing them to their own past pranks. • The conversation then touches on Taylor Swift’s massive influence—she’s using her podcast preview to launch her new album, which ties into NFL marketing and a broader cultural narrative. • There’s also mention of trending clips (such as a Starbucks clip and various TikToks) and even playful conspiracy theories about internet controversy and the nature of apologetic content.

───────────────────────── 5. Sports, Crypto, and the NFL’s New Marketing Twist
───────────────────────── • The hosts discuss upcoming sports events and related mobile apps:   – They promote Prize Picks and later Moonpay, with Speaker A celebrating Moonpay’s ease of use for crypto transactions. • A lengthy discussion revolves around the NFL’s evolving landscape:   – They note that NFL teams are now including male cheerleaders on 12 teams—a move that is seen as both “crazy” and innovative.   – The conversation humorously unpacks how Taylor Swift, by previewing her album on NFL platforms, might have helped attract a broader crowd that spans straight fans to gay fans. • Interwoven in the banter are playful jabs at stereotypes (such as remarks about “labubus” and straight guys) that exemplify the crew’s signature irreverence.

───────────────────────── 6. Politics, Celebrity Fights & Wild Speculation
───────────────────────── • Towards the later segments, the podcast briefly veers into political and celebrity fight talk:   – Trump and Putin’s unexpected meeting in Alaska leads to an impromptu analysis of motives, location, and even who might have “pulled more birds” in their younger days ([49:20]–[52:00]).
  – The hosts toss around humorous, off-color hypotheses about celebrity lifestyles and which public figures have “the confidence” to negotiate huge deals (for example, the hypothetical Tyson fight deal). • There’s a playful debate regarding Jake Paul’s matchups and whether his fights are “fixed” for the sake of profit—a nod to the controversy that often bubbles up in boxing and influencer circles.

───────────────────────── 7. Live Streaming Dynamics and the Giveaway Finale
───────────────────────── • As the episode draws toward its end, the focus shifts back to the live audience and interactive elements:   – The hosts enthusiastically announce a giveaway of $5,000 to be split among five winners from the live chat. They repeatedly direct subscribers on YouTube (and other platforms) to follow and join the live sessions.   – Chat interactions become frenetic as names are called out—in real time, using an on-screen list managed by Judd.
• Notable on-the-fly banter continues as the hosts riff on personal anecdotes and tease future international trips (including mentions of Africa, Antarctica, and potential trips to China) indicating that big content and global adventures are on the horizon. • The final moments mix humorous jabs (“Baby chat. We’re having fun.”) with forward-looking plans for upcoming content and more live “full send” events.

───────────────────────── Final Thoughts
───────────────────────── • Throughout the episode, the informal tone and spontaneous interactions stand out. The hosts freely mix serious personal experiences (like struggles with sobriety) with outrageous humor about pranks, celebrity culture, and even political satire.
• Their style is unfiltered and interactive—the live format, complete with giveaways and rapid-fire chat shout-outs, creates an atmosphere where fans feel like part of the conversation.
• Memorable quotes such as Speaker A’s “I look like Peter Griffin…” ([04:26]) and Speaker B’s brisk dismissal of overly long apology videos (“28 minutes is wasted…” at [13:40]) highlight both the humor and rawness that their audience loves.

This episode illustrates how the Nelk crew continues to push creative boundaries in live streaming while maintaining their signature “full send” lifestyle—mixing self-examination, wild antics, and interactive banter with a devoted fanbase. Enjoy the chaos, the laughs, and the unpredictable live moments that only a FULL SEND PODCAST can deliver.

Transcript

[A]

Are you feeling more fulfilled now that you're back to work? No, I need a vacation. See the movie that critics are saying is an awesome.

[B]

Look at that crowd pleasing, fist pumping all out brawl of a film. You're right about that.

[A]

They're coming after our family. Go fix this. Omar Nobody 2 rated R only in theaters now. Alright guys, we're about to go do a live full send podcast. We're gonna start doing this more. I don't know if it's a good idea or not. We'll find out before we do it. You guys have heard me say this before. You guys gotta download the Prizepix app. You guys know me, I love to fire on sports and I've tried every single app in the game and Prize Picks hands down is the best app to fire on sports. Also, they have a new feature that honestly I've been waiting for for so long. It's called Stax. So now when you're doing your picks, you can choose the same player for multiple different things. Absolute game changer. Also for first time users, you guys got Code Nelk right here. If you guys put in $5 and put in code NELK, you get $50 for free. Take advantage of code NELK. We got UFC coming on this weekend. We're gonna be posting a pic. Stay tuned for that. And football's around the corner, boys. So fire season's coming back, but we're firing strong till football season. Warm up the wheels. We're gonna be firing all football season long. Download the Prize picks app. Use Code Nelk. Let's get into this live full send pod.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey.

[A]

Let's go. We live.

[B]

Yo, what's good?

[A]

Shout out to everyone in the chat. This is our first time doing this, man. Well, I guess we did a live podcast last week, right? Or whatever. Last episode.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But this is our first time doing it where we're not in the same place because. No, the reason we're doing this over the Internet is because, dude, me and Steiny just straight up we needed some time to just be at our own houses. Yeah, we have been on the road for a month and a half. Non stop, non stop.

[B]

And then I think we did a lot of heavy drinking too, so. Well, of course it wasn't like just regular traveling.

[A]

It started. It started all the way back. July 1st was the hole in one stream.

[B]

Yeah, that's insane.

[A]

Which is crazy. This summer like the last month and a half has been fucking insane. This is our first podcast with the chat too. So we're gonna be Looking at it.

[B]

Oh, shit, you fucked up. I'll get it right now.

[A]

But, yeah, chat. I mean, and everyone watching on YouTube, too. We're gonna be doing this a lot more. We think live pods is where it's at, and we kind of want to switch up the full sun podcast and just do something different. So we're trying this out. Let us know what you guys think of it. We can even bring in guests through the Internet, which is actually interesting because that actually allows us to be a lot more versatile with our guests, because, you know, I don't know how much you guys know, but when we're trying to get guests, you got to line up the dates and, like, they got to be in this city at the same fucking time and shit. This is different because it could just be like, yo, guest, hop on your phone and pop in. So we'll see where. We'll see where that leads us. Oh, my God, dude. This construction is right on my fucking balcony.

[B]

Can you see the guy?

[A]

I could see the guy. Yeah, but they fucking board up the. The windows, do they? Gabe, you gotta fuck this guy up. You gotta do something about it. I've had. You know.

[B]

You know, Bob is still here.

[A]

Bob still. Okay, guys, chat. There's two construction guys on my balcony. Gabe, you got to get them out. You got to get them out. But they boarded up the doors, so we can't open the windows.

[B]

Give them.

[A]

We'll give them a knock. Boys, we're doing a live pod. Give them a knock. I don't care. I only called them twice.

[B]

Whatever. It just rock with it.

[A]

But, yo. Yeah. So what. What have we been up to since July 1st?

[B]

Well, I'm trying to do 30 days sober right now, and just, like, 30 hard. Yeah.

[A]

You're doing 30 days sober?

[B]

Yeah. Just not drinking for 30 days. Whoa.

[A]

Have you. Have you ever done that?

[B]

No. I think the longest I've gone in, probably like, three. The last since I've been 21 is probably a week, two weeks. But, yeah, no, I just. After this last trip, I just woke up one morning, and I was like, yo, I can't. And I saw. Like, I look like a fat ass. Like, I look like Peter Griffin. Literally, I look like Peter Griffin at the fifth grader. It's, like, embarrassing, bro.

[A]

I know. You look more like. You look more like Peter Griffin than Harry Potter, bro.

[B]

That's what I realized.

[A]

Because Harry Potter always had a jawline.

[B]

Yeah. Harry was always, like, pretty fit. And I look like a fat ass. And I was like, yo, I got. I Can't do this anymore. So I was like, you.

[A]

You drank yesterday or some. No.

[B]

How do you know that?

[A]

You. You told me. You went out.

[B]

No, I stayed. I even.

[A]

You've been partying with MPJ.

[B]

All right, I did. I gave in four days in.

[A]

So you went for 30 days and you broke after.

[B]

It's really hard. Like, I. Johnny Manziel landed in LA and he FaceTimed me. Yeah. And he's like, yo, what are you doing tonight? I was like, nothing, bro. Like, I'm staying in. Then MPJ hit me up and said, yo, bro, dinner at 10. And I was like, yeah. No, Johnny actually just hit me up and I told him I can't go out. And then he told me to text him and he's like, oh, look, put us in a group chat, maybe we'll go. So then they're in this group chat talking for like 10 minutes, and I was like, it. Like, I'm just gonna go pull up. And of course there's 10 chicks there and just them too. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, bro, I mean, I've told you this before, but my record, I. Last year, I did 60 days in a row without drinking.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because I was doing a high rock space. But when.

[B]

Wait, wait, 60 days? No drinking 60 days.

[A]

When we did that last Irvine. It was right before. Right before I went to Europe last year. I wanted to get super shredded for my Europe trip, so I did. I think it was like April to June. Two months. But, bro, I already told you this, but if. I mean, we're. I don't want to say it, but, like, everyone's kind of weak. You can't go out and not drink something. Do that. Some people can do that and I.

[B]

Applaud them for it.

[A]

And I think I could do that over time. But right now, I'll be honest, I am not the guy that's going to a club and not drinking.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what happens if you do go to a club sober? You realize how retarded and stupid it is. Like, if you're in live sober, you're standing around and you're dead ass sober, everyone's blasted around you. And then you're like, you know what? I'd actually rather just go to bed because I know you're thinking clearly. So you're like, yo, this is actually so stupid. I'm wasting my time. I really don't care to get laid tonight. I'm going to bed and I'm gonna wake up early. So that's why, for me, it does not work. To go out sober. If I'm going out, I'm fucking drinking. Yeah, I've tried the whole Shroom thing. Like, the Shroom chocolates and going out doesn't work. Fans come up to me and I get too much anxiety and shit. And one little person, when you take the Shroom chocolates, can throw off your whole fucking vibe.

[B]

Yeah, no, I don't.

[A]

Which is crazy.

[B]

I don't really. And I never fucked with the Shroom chocolates. I mean, it was a waste, bro, because, like, we ended up going out. It was gonna release party thing. Like, your. Your boy Bieber was there and.

[A]

And you saw Bieber?

[B]

No, I. I didn't get access to that part of the. Oh, yeah, I could get you that.

[A]

Next time you gotta hit me up in advance.

[B]

But no, dude, I was, like, looking at the table. It's me, Mike, his brother, and Johnny. And I was just like, I'm not getting laid. You know what I'm saying? Like, these four all had the girls. I was just, all right, I'm just going home. And then I actually talked to I. One of those, like, mornings where I was like, didn't know what to do. So Banks gave me his pitch on sobriety and. Oh, yeah.

[A]

I mean, yeah.

[B]

Anyway.

[A]

But wait.

[B]

What I was gonna say is. What he said was. He said he tried. He's like, for the first three months, when you go out and you're sober, he's like, it's really hard. Like, you can't do it. And then he's like, after, like, three months, bro, you can do it every single time. And you get used to it, and it's like the best thing ever.

[A]

But I think for the first 30 days, you just can't go out.

[B]

No, just don't.

[A]

Just don't.

[B]

I just can't be in that environment and also have a.

[A]

If you don't want to. If you don't want to feed the dragon, then don't go into the dragon's den, bro. Just don't. Don't put yourself in the position. I think for 30 days, don't go out to dinner, eat at your house.

[B]

And, like, And.

[A]

And I have to kick.

[B]

Men has to get leave, right? Yeah.

[A]

So what menary memory's been at your house for how long?

[B]

He said he's gonna be here for one night, and then every day he goes, y', all, I'm going to zone tomorrow. I'm going to zone tomorrow. He's been here for, I think, like 12 nights now. And it's bad. It's it's really difficult because in the beginning of the day he's like a good guy. Then midday comes around, the degenerate comes out. Dude, he goes to Barney's, mean right down the street, some random bar at 2 on Tuesday at 11am and comes back with the chicken by noon. This hippie chick who literally walks in and she goes, I haven't slept yet. And I was like, bro, what the fuck is this shit?

[A]

Like you can't bring anything like this in my house. Yeah, the thing about hanging around with Bob is it's kind of nice because when, whenever you're a bit of a degenerate, you hang around with him and he makes you feel a little better about yourself because like if I'm just, if I'm just drinking like one night on like a Saturday. Yeah, he's just on another level of. He's on another level of being degenerate that it's nice to have Bob around because he just makes you feel better about yourself because he is such.

[B]

Not only in that aspect though, but.

[A]

He'S back on another level. Like what I've seen on your guys stories and even when I was in la, like Bob is at prime time degeneracy fucking level, bro. He's insane.

[B]

He makes you feel good about your life. Like not, not throwing shape. But not only. Like if you're not being a degenerate, you could be like, wow, at least I'm not Bob. But it's like, yeah, if you off a little bit, you're not really working and like makes you think it's okay.

[A]

All he cares about is chicks.

[B]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[A]

Like that's literally all he cares about. I think that's one of the reasons.

[B]

The same chick here every day for.

[A]

Four all, all he does, all he does is wake up, have a cocktail and think about, yo, who am I today? It's like, bro. Like. And then half the time he just hangs out with them and gambles beside them on Ruby. Doesn't actually get laid. Like get. Bob's gotta figure it out. Straight up.

[B]

He's been asking me every night. He's like, because he thinks I have these weed gummies because I don't like to have him awake because then he plays his, his murder music and he, it gives me anxiety. So every night he's just been asking for these weed gummies. I've been giving him the strongest melatonin gummies he can get and he just knocks like he's not even awake yet.

[A]

Hell yeah. Well, yeah, like we said it's our first live pod. I forgot to tell you guys, everyone in the chat watching right now, and if you guys are watching on YouTube, make sure you get in here for the next live, because at the end of this pod, everyone in the chat, we're gonna give away $5,000. We're gonna do this every live pod we do. So we'll give, we'll choose five people and we're gonna give away a thousand dollars to five different people. So if you guys were in here, it's a random Friday, and, and everyone watching on YouTube get in the next full send podcast live. We like doing this. Chat's going crazy now. So thanks for tuning in. Chat on a Friday. And if you guys have any topics too, that's what's cool about the live is we can interact with the chat.

[B]

Okay, I'm asking, I'm asking you about Browis. Brow. How do you pronounce his name?

[A]

Faze. Rug's brother.

[B]

Yes. How do you pronounce it? Broadest. Broadest. Broadus, I believe. Yeah, yeah. So have you seen his Starbucks clip?

[A]

I didn't watch the full thing.

[B]

You didn't see it?

[A]

I know, I, I saw it. Jimmy Gambles is on another level of rabbit hole when it comes to like that type of tick tock because you know me, I'm not, I'm not on TikTok like that. So Jimmy just sends me all this.

[B]

Jimmy's alert, bro. He's.

[A]

Well, Jimmy could run. Jimmy could run a Lacy fan page, he could run a Marlin fan page. Everyone in phase, he could run. Yeah. Now, Varadus, he was obsessed with those fuckers.

[B]

The boom.

[A]

Big justice, obviously.

[B]

Well, you gotta love big. You gotta love justice.

[A]

Yeah, I love, I love justice. Yeah, I love them. I love them. No, I love, I love all those guys are cool, bro. But no, yeah, the broadest thing was crazy. I was just like. I mean, he was a dick, obviously, but it's like, it's just, it's so funny. Like, imagine his drama compared to like what we went through.

[B]

No, I know.

[A]

Well, we just got roasted for having a, a war criminal on the podcast. The most hated man on the planet. This generation's version of Hitler. We completely up. And here we have Broadus apologizing. He made a 28 minute long video apologizing for being a Starbucks employee.

[B]

Not watching a 28 minute apology video. No offense. 28 minutes is wasted. That needed to be four minutes or it's like, dude, just go into Starbucks and take care of the guy. You were harassing a little bit. Yeah. Just give the guy some money and apologize. I don't like when people do the apology videos when they up. I think it's the lamest thing ever. I'm sorry.

[A]

Yeah, I feel bad.

[B]

If you feel bad, just say, hey, guys, like, listen. Admit you up and say you're sorry. Move on. Like, don't do this fight. This fucking video where you go.

[A]

And you.

[B]

You know people, like, go and cry and shit. Yeah.

[A]

And it's like.

[B]

I guess it buys them out of it, but it's just so fucking, like, fake. Like, stand on that shit or say sorry and move on. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's fucking. The Internet's just so. I will tell you right now, like, the shit that goes viral, like, broadest being mean to a Starbucks and Plague, bro.

[B]

But that's what I was thinking is, like, while I was watching that, I remember when you guys. This was like, probably four years ago when you. You and Saleem would. With somebody, and you kind of do feel a little bad when you're pranking somebody. So I didn't know if you got. You had any sort of. Sort of like, empathy with, like, being in that situation, but I guess it was different.

[A]

It depends on the pranks. I feel like most of our pranks were just like. People literally thought, like, I was autistic. Like, whenever we did, like, our fake employee pranks, we never really were being like dicks to people. We were just like. People, I think thought like, yo, is this kid okay? And then obviously we've done some pranks, like beefing this and that, where you sometimes you kind of feel bad for the person and stuff like that.

[B]

But have you never felt that? I have one situation where I was like, damn, I feel bad for this guy with you guys.

[A]

Yeah. Wait, which one?

[B]

Salim on the cruise. It was kind of funny, but it was awesome. Holy.

[A]

Yeah, I think that's confidence.

[B]

But it was.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, our pranks were savage. So I think that's part of the prank game where it's like. Like, you're gonna. You're kind of accidentally being a dick once in a while.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Which. Which kind of sucks. But. Yeah. No, I think. I think most of our pranks were like. Yeah. Like I said, people literally thought like, yo, does this kid have his mom with him? Like, he's on the spectrum.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, is he good type?

[B]

You were never really mean.

[A]

No, not too mean.

[B]

Like, yo, this kid's an idiot.

[A]

What did you chat saying? What the happened with Brad's pinky. Does he still have it or.

[B]

No, no, I saw the picture. I think it's, like, down to here. What? Yeah.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

Like, it's gone.

[B]

Yeah. No shot photo of it on. On X. You pull that up.

[A]

Judd, that's insane. How's he gonna lift?

[B]

I haven't watched that yet. I don't know. I feel bad.

[A]

He'll find a way.

[B]

You can still live without your. You don't really need your pinky to lift you.

[A]

Yeah, I guess, actually, it's actually better for buys if you hang the pinky off. Little trick for you. I swear to God, it really rips your vein. You hang. Next time. Next time you're curling, rip your pinky.

[B]

Off and just rip it with this. Yeah. And what?

[A]

Straight.

[B]

Better pump.

[A]

It's just right on your, like, vein. Oh, God.

[B]

Wait, did he show? That's the photo right there, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wait, that's not the bad one. Judd, can you show the bad one or.

[A]

No? No, he doesn't have it. That's crazy. Well, Brad. You know, thinking about Brad, though, is he's really good at making content out of.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Out of his situation.

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[A]

He's smart. So he'll. He should make some videos. Like how he's working out now with the thing and.

[B]

Yeah, he will. He'll be. He'll be all right. I mean, sorry, Brad, that's terrible to happen.

[A]

Or maybe with that arm that's injured, he's gonna have to start beating off again because I know he quit jerking. Right. So, yeah, to compromise, he might need to start beating it with that arm and then just lift with the other arm.

[B]

Yeah. Hopefully he'll figure it out. Yeah.

[A]

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[B]

No. 15 million 15 in one day.

[A]

I think, like, just over a day now.

[B]

What did Elon do when we did Elon? Do you remember?

[A]

I think it's at, like, 17 mil now.

[B]

What did Trump get the first time?

[A]

Actually, Trump got 12. Trump got 12 in one day.

[B]

Yeah. Jesus.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

Taylor Swift is a. Is massive.

[A]

And she chose to preview her album. That's how she announced. She used that podcast as her choice to do her initial launch for her album. She's not.

[B]

It's not. Is that a bad thing? Isn't that smart?

[A]

No, smart as. I mean, she could have just. I don't know, she could have done.

[B]

Like, an Instagram post or just an.

[A]

Instagram post, but she's obviously smart and, like, dude, I think. I mean, just. What? Just the fact she's taken over the NFL audience. And, dude, NFL was like. Obviously, they posted every single clip from the podcast. So she's. She's smart on pro.

[B]

I mean, dude. Yeah, because they don't want the chicks to watch football. Yeah. I love Taylor Swift. I will never get onto, like, I'm never going at that army that.

[A]

No, I mean, dude, I'll be honest, though. I'm not. Like, she has a lot of bangers.

[B]

Don't go there.

[A]

Well, old bangers, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I can't name. I can't name a new T. Swift banger. I'm not. I'm not tapped in like that. Old T. Swift bangers. I can rifle them off. 22, so 16 love story. Everything has changed. We're never getting back together. The list goes on and on. I'm the king of fruity tunes. You know that. But. But new T. Swift, dude, I'm just not on it like that. But I'll. I'll. Maybe we should. Maybe we'll bump her new album.

[B]

Yeah, we have to.

[A]

Yeah, maybe we'll do a reaction. A reaction stream with, like, two chicks.

[B]

No, we should do a Taylor Swift viewing party for a stream.

[A]

Yeah, we should start reacting because, like, people only react to, like, rap music.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, we should start reacting to the fruity shit.

[B]

I'll do it.

[A]

Yeah?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Bro, I didn't see you donate to Mr. Beast's water campaign.

[B]

I was going to today, but you told me they can't or they took the leaker. The link's not available.

[A]

Oh, who said that? Me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, they achieved the goal already. They broke the world record. 12 mil, I believe, in whatever time.

[B]

How much did you give?

[A]

I didn't give anything. I found out about it through the. Steve. I saw the clip of. Of Steve saying he'll donate 2 mil.

[B]

No, he said 1 million and 2 million if you get it tonight. And then Mr. Beast goes, One second, let me call. And I was like. I told Steve, I was like, he definitely just went and took a piss, bro, and came back.

[A]

He never. He never made a call.

[B]

You don't think so, right?

[A]

No shot.

[B]

But like I said, his responsibility.

[A]

But it's not his responsibility. But why not help Million at this point? I mean, it's obvious. Steve was. I mean, it was obvious to me from the beginning that he was targeted by YouTube. Like, the reason he got deleted wasn't the actual reason that they gave him, for sure. And then. But even for the reason that they gave him, which was like having a. A gambling link. How long has it been now?

[B]

Three years.

[A]

Three years. I mean, dude, Trump. Trump was banned on YouTube. Like, he got on band too. Like, it's been three years, I think, for having a gambling link in your description. Steve's done his time in YouTube jail, if they want to call it that. Like, it's time to. He was wrongfully banned and it's been three years, dude. Mr. Beast probably has the fucking CEO on speed dial. He has YouTube by the balls, bro. Guys, 400 million subs. Yes. He has fucking. He has more plaques than I have fucking watches.

[B]

Well, no.

[A]

Give the CEO of YouTube a call. You have YouTube by the balls. You're their golden child. He could get Steve. He could get Steve unbanned if he wanted to. That. That should be. That would be great.

[B]

Do you remember Steve used to say, like, Mr. Beast is fake. Nice. And, like, used to go on those rants. And I will say. I think he probably saw that.

[A]

I will say, Steve, Steve. And the thing about Steve is sometimes he's not the best politicker. You know, if you want Mr. Beast to get your channel unlocked, maybe you shouldn't talk him. But, you know, that's. Me and Steve have different styles of negotiating sometimes.

[B]

Wait, you know the best part about that?

[A]

Steve doesn't think his negotiations the whole way through. So in Mr. Beast defense. Yeah, I mean, Steve has talked him.

[B]

A little bit, so. No, but he's the. He's the epitome of someone who, like, you know, when you, like, never should act out of anger or out of emotion, he would do that at me. And I, like, remember when he used to sell a shirt that said Less said, Best said? Yeah. I was like, dude, your entire slogan is Less said, Best said. But, like, he'd go on rants, like, on Twitter and shit.

[A]

Less said. Less. Less said. Best said applies only when he's sober.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The second he has a bottle in his hand, that phrase goes out the window.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's been coming over here actually a lot, and it seems like he's happier than he's ever.

[A]

No, he does seem really happy. Yeah. I've been talking to Steve a lot, too. Every time. And when we saw him in la, he was. He seems like he's doing really good.

[B]

He. He has a new girl, so he seems. He's with her all the time, so he seems pretty happy. And. Yeah, dude, it's actually. He's just hilarious. I know.

[A]

It's good to see. It's good to see Steve happy. You could tell instantly what kind of mood that Steve's in when you're with him, right? Yeah, yeah. It's good to see him. It's good to see him happy.

[B]

It is a little terrifying, like, when him and Bob come together, bro, it's like, Steve will do it. And Bob memory is probably the best time and the best thing you'll ever see. Do not put me in there.

[A]

Oh, you're. Bro, you're acting like you're not part of their.

[B]

No, they're tier five. I'm probably tier four. Like, I was thinking about that. I'm. I'm not really on their level. They're.

[A]

I mean, you guys have different styles, but.

[B]

But yeah. Yeah. Okay. It goes.

[A]

I'd say it goes, Bob, you or Steve, and then me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then. Oh, wait, I don't know if you.

[B]

Want to put me too.

[A]

Okay. Rank. Rank the Nelk boys on a term of degeneracy. Generously.

[B]

Manner is 101. Jimmy's probably 2, then me and Steve are probably about tied at 3, and then Lami. And then you.

[A]

All right, let me rank the Nelk boys on terms of degeneracy. Bob's not really a note boy, but, yeah, definitely Bob Menary. He's just on a different level of fucked. Like, It's. It's insane. Steve's just so rich that it makes it easier for him to be fucked. Like, he has so much money too, that it's like he can do crazy shit. So for that reason, like, let's. His own jet. He, like, you know, he can buy whatever he wants at any time. So for that reason, I'll put a number two. Dude, right now, I'm gonna put. Oh, God. It's between long. I think Lomi's number three, bro. Almost.

[B]

So that's the thing about this is, like, there's less mommy at number three.

[A]

It's the way that Jimmy at four. And then you. This is current. This is current.

[B]

And then dj, bro. Yeah. You're not incorporating everything. Like, Jimmy would drive an app two and a half hours away if there were certain substances and things at that house that he could go party at or whatever. You know I'm saying, like, Right. That's degenerate. Yeah, I forgot to tell you, dude. So this is kind of crazy, but we're at dinner the other night, and Steve, like, thinks it's funny to, like, bring Bob around. And I guess Mike may have MPJ, may have DMed, Bob's. Bob's chick. And so I bring Bob around and he starts pressing him in person, bro. And I was like, bob, you gotta leave. You gotta leave. Like, you're crazy. And you know how Bob gets. He's in one of his moods that he regrets the next day. And, like, he'll. His way of doing it is.

[A]

He'll.

[B]

He'll post, yo, I have a. I have a problem. I need to. I need a change. And then people will forget about it. And then he just goes back into that degeneracy. So he gets that initial empathy and. But anyway, we're at this dinner and Mike's brother is there, and Steve looks at me and he goes, yo, I really like. Or. Sorry, Mike looked at me, he goes, I like your watch. And. And then Mike looks at his brother and he goes, we gotta get you one soon. Steve, bro, opens his phone and goes, all right, Steiny, how much is that? And it was 40k. Plays one hand of Bakara, wins it, sends me 40k and gives the kid the watch. Never met him in his life.

[A]

Which kid was that?

[B]

Mike's brother.

[A]

MPJ's brother?

[B]

Yes. Holy. Just out of nowhere.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All Mike had to say was, yo, bro, we gotta get you a timepiece. He goes, 1 second, 40k, gives it to him, walks out. It's kind of gangster, honestly.

[A]

That's Insane.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you see this whole NFL cheerleader?

[B]

Yeah. Wait, how many guys? I think there's 12 teams have a guy. I. I support it, bro.

[A]

Like, wait, so wait, I saw it, but can you tell me about it?

[B]

I just saw the guy, like the tick tock of the guy in the Vikings. Here. I can see if I have it. Show chat or. Judd, do you have it? Actually, but yeah, I've seen there's 12 dudes that now NFL teams have a male cheerleader. I think it's great. I think it's good.

[A]

So just one. One male cheerleader on 12 different teams?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, let's watch the video. Oh, God. Oh, he's like, really.

[B]

Scrolling back to the beginning. Oh.

[A]

Like, he's like, really gay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Some gay guys, you could just look at them and it's just like, you know right away they're just begging for.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, just by the way they move. Like, you could tell they've just been railed. Like, that guy's a guy that's been. You could tell, bro, just by the way he moves. You know what I mean? There's different levels of gay obviousness. Like, Gabe Poncho, our assistant, he's not obviously gay at all. Like, girls come up to me and they're like, yo, is he gay? Like, he's been grinding on me and like, yeah, he's gay. And they're like, for real? And I'm like, yes, for real. Like, Gabe's so unobviously gay that, like, I think some girls debate, like, pressing charges on him.

[B]

Wait, what did you say? You said you could tell right away.

[A]

But that guy. That guy is so obviously gay. You could probably, like, okay, wait, real quick. I could walk in the door at my room, around the corner, you probably smell his gayness. And then you can see him from. You could see him from a mile away. Like, I could like, binoculars and be like, that guy's gay.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, it is a little saucy for you to say. Like, yo, you can tell that guy's been railed.

[A]

But I can see, dude, look at the way he moves. Can we watch it one more time? I don't know how to describe it. Sure. Yeah. I don't know how to describe it, but, like, he's wearing makeup and. Right. Like.

[B]

Holy. Okay. Oh, dude.

[A]

Yeah, that guy's a good for him. Like, he's an absolute. That guy loves. That guy loves horn. You could tell. And he's. He's not afraid to show it.

[B]

Yeah. I'm excited I love it. Good for them. Good for them. I'm glad the NFL is like.

[A]

And you know what? Yeah. And NFL, like we said too. Like, Taylor Swift is almost like a face of the NFL now. So on a business level, they're really.

[B]

I mean, I'm sure every demo.

[A]

I'm sure they've. So they've had the males obviously on lock. Taylor Swift brought in the females, but I'm sure they sat in a boardroom meeting and. And they probably broke down Taylor Swift's demographic in a pie chart.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm sure a big slice of that pie of Taylor Swift's audience is gay fans.

[B]

No, she probably.

[A]

She probably has a lot of gay fans. And I think the NFL sat there and they said, hey, guys, we've won the males tweet T. Swift has now won us. A lot of females are watching football now. Let's get the gay fans on too. Yeah. So they throw fucking 12 male cheerleaders in there, bro.

[B]

Think about it, though. There was a guy that like, like, was like a stud and was like.

[A]

And at the end of the day, people in the chat are saying, like, I'm not watching football. You're watching football.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They're not watching. You're not turning off football because Taylor Swift is in the crowd. You're still watching football and you're not turning off football because there's one gay cheerleader on the field. So guess what? The NFL wins.

[B]

Gabe gate. Like, if I'm saying this is honest, bro. If there was like a stud, like a Jacob Elordi looking guy, Gabe would probably watch the games to see him get cut to a few times.

[A]

Well, yeah, Jacob Elordi, but that guy's so gay that Gabe doesn't even want him.

[B]

Yeah, that. Well, but there might be other dudes.

[A]

But yeah, that guy's too gay. That guy's too gay for Gabe.

[B]

No, I know, you're right. Like, actually, no, I know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

But no NFL, man. They're on their.

[B]

Bro, everyone. Yeah. Dude, firing on football is like a top three favorite thing of mine to do in the world that I feel like that's most Americans favorite thing to do. Like, what else more fun than waking up on Sunday and firing on games.

[A]

I can't wait for?

[B]

There's nothing better.

[A]

Football's what college is two weeks away.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So prize pick season.

[B]

Prize picks.

[A]

I mean, we kept firing all summer. We didn't stop firing on prize picks. But this is gonna be the best time now.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Fire on Prize picks. College football in two weeks. NFL, three weeks. Stop it, bro. Who's this? Oh, God. Yeah. See, this guy's. He's not as bad. But male. Male cheerleaders. There's. You know, who's a male cheat? I think it's good for this.

[B]

For. I don't know.

[A]

There's male cheer. Yeah. I don't. I don't have a problem with male cheerleaders. Male cheerleader cheerleaders are on, like, high school teams and.

[B]

Right. Too college. Like, there's always the one, but there's not. This is different because, like, they're giving in in college. They're the ones that, like, throw the girls catch them. Like, now they have pom poms. That's a different thing. Yeah.

[A]

You know who is a cheerleader?

[B]

Brad.

[A]

Did you know Brad Crow was a Penn State cheerleader?

[B]

Was he really?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

That's pretty funny.

[A]

Like. Like, legitimately, like, he was on the Penn State cheerleading team.

[B]

I mean, he has the energy. Kind of makes sense.

[A]

Have you seen. Have you seen videos of it?

[B]

No, I would love to see videos of that. But it does make. It makes sense.

[A]

Yeah. No, I love it. The NFL is always on their shit. You know what else? I don't want to, like, sound like I. I'm ranting on, like, gay people and shit, but not even on some gay shit. You know what? Just, like, I think is so fucking. If you are a straight male and you own a fucking labubu, you are a fucking loser. Like, you're a fucking. You're a fucking loser. If you are male, a straight male, and you own a labubu, and if you're like. I mean, if you're just trying to let, like, people know that you're, like, at least bisexual, you should just have a labubu. Because I'm on my. I'm on my phone now and I'm scrolling and I'm seeing guys are, like, rocking labubus on their belts. And I'm like, dude, off.

[B]

Yeah, you.

[A]

You have a laboo.

[B]

Yeah, I do.

[A]

Was that what you. That was. That.

[B]

No, that was. No, no.

[A]

Move over.

[B]

That's a Happy Dead hat.

[A]

Move over. Oh, my. Dude, why do you have one of those?

[B]

Dude, I did not know you're gonna have this whole take on this boo boo. I don't know. I mean. I mean, I have one. I don't wear it around, but I have one.

[A]

I mean, but you are. You are a little bit bisexual, so I.

[B]

No, I'm not, but it was a hot thing, and I Got them. It's for the chicks, bro. This is like. If you give like girls love.

[A]

These people are saying you can make money trading labubus. I mean, sure, if you're tr. I mean, if you're trading them. But like, I'm looking at my. You guys should get rid of this or no. And I'm seeing guys with labu boos. I mean, steiny, you're a little bit bisexual. Everyone knows that. So like, I'm not surprised that you.

[B]

Have a little bisexual.

[A]

I just think it's like, dude, it's just like off. Like, you must not have a lot of guy friends.

[B]

Yo, Chat. That's not confirmed by. If you have a laboo. That's not confirmed. That means nothing. I had it because it was a hot scene. Like looking back on it, I wish I didn't have it. But that does not confirm by.

[A]

They're saying confirmed by whatever.

[B]

Not.

[A]

How much are those things, bro?

[B]

40. 40 bucks.

[A]

Okay. I thought there were more.

[B]

No, I have everyone. Yeah, that's.

[A]

I just wanted to get that off my chest. That's been.

[B]

Been bothering me a little bit. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[A]

Dude, I don't even know if I would. I don't even know if I would date a girl that. I don't want to say this.

[B]

No, no, I think, I think, dude.

[A]

I mean, I wouldn't know if I would date a girl that has a labubu. I mean, you can have it at your house. You can have it at your house and. But like, dude, I don't need to see a. I don't think that racket.

[B]

On the back, I think.

[A]

Well, you know what? It just shows me that that girl's like such a sheep too. Like, I mean, I don't know who. I don't know who started it, but it's like Kylie Jenner gets a little boo boo and you fucking, like, you need a fucking labubu now. Like, no, if you have it in your. If you have it in your room at your house, it's like, all right, sure, it's in your fucking closet. But if you're rocking a labubu on your purse and shit and you're like. It's like, dude, I don't know. No, I think it's too much, too much for me.

[B]

Classy.

[A]

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[B]

I think it's kind of funny.

[A]

I think it's funny too, but I.

[B]

Think also, I don't want to. I don't want to say. Listen, I don't want to say. I wouldn't be surprised, but I am going to say, like, bro, there is like a scary amount of money in that. Whoa.

[A]

So you're saying his fights are rigged?

[B]

I'm not saying they're rigged, but I'm.

[A]

Saying, like, bro, Alex. Alex Vera versus Harvey Steinberg.

[B]

No, but like. But like, why would. Why would Ben Asker not just say, yo, I'm gonna go put my entire bag on myself and then, like, just lose?

[A]

They don't do that, bro. They don't do that.

[B]

But. But doesn't that. When. That doesn't kind of make sense?

[A]

It makes sense, but it's a million.

[B]

Dollars for this fight. I could just make it 2 million and like, this is a fight that won't mean anything about my legacy. I think that's how some guys might look at it. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, if you're saying, if. If you're saying. Do I think that Jake Paul's fights have a predetermined.

[B]

No, I don't think.

[A]

Outcome then. No, I don't. I don't think that whatsoever.

[B]

No, I don't think that either.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, it's. It's actually just a compliment to Jake because he did go on such a crazy run that, that you. Dude, even. I actually thought it in my head. I think. I don't know what time it was, but I think there was a time that everyone was wondering, like, bro, are his fights fixed? Yeah, he's knocking everybody out, but there's.

[B]

Also a reason why he's fighting those guys.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, so.

[B]

So that's why I don't think it's like, if it was Ricky be fighting someone, he couldn't really be.

[A]

He's choosing his opponents strategically and he's making money. And I mean, I mean, bro, that, that Tyson fight, like, I'm sure if, like, Netflix, like, approaches you and like, what. However it came about and they said, bro, do you want 20 mil to fight Mike Tyson on Netflix?

[B]

That it's just like.

[A]

It's like, dude, how do you not do that? Like, how do you turn that down? And then you. And then they go to Tyson, too, and they say, tyson, you want 20 mil to fucking go up there and spar? Jake Paul, that was up.

[B]

Like, I'm at. How do you even. Like, I remember. Oh, yeah, that was the biggest betting Tyson. And I'm like, dude, he's 60 years old, bro. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I wonder who Jake's. Oh, I guess he's trying to fight Anthony Joshua.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

Honestly, I like, I like, I like when there's a big Jake Paul fight. I. But the last one I wasn't too, too, like, invested in. I think he fought Jose Chavez Jr. I. I followed it a little bit, but I wasn't too invested in it.

[B]

Yo, have you talked to your boy? This is a little change of topic, but have you talked to Dana since he sold the. The rights?

[A]

I. I texted him and congratulate him and stuff.

[B]

Like, what is that? What is. What does that do for him?

[A]

Personally, I'm not sure. I don't. I don't know. I don't know what his personal profit or stake is in the UFC anymore.

[B]

That's actually an insane, insane deal. I mean, dude, pay per view just guaranteed money like that.

[A]

Yeah, well, we had Dana on our pod and when we talked about it, and I mean, you know, there's. If there's one thing you know about Dana White is, you know that dude, that guy's just a winner. He's. He's always gonna win. He doesn't accept. No, he always finds a way to win. And especially. That's his bread and butter, bro. Is like, you knew he was gonna come out with a huge fucking TV deal. And yeah, not only is the pay per view gone, so it saves the fans money. It's more accessible. And, dude, a lot of the fights.

[B]

But you don't have to worry about people streaming it now, right?

[A]

Yeah, it's a lot harder to stream to probably.

[B]

So you got the guaranteed viewership. You got the bag. Crazy, bro.

[A]

It's fucking insane. And, dude, I mean, a lot of the fights they're talking about, they might not even be behind the Paramount plus platform.

[B]

I don't understand how they do that deal and they don't get the White House fight.

[A]

They do get the White House fight.

[B]

Oh, they do? Yeah.

[A]

Well, CBS is own. CBS and Paramount Plus. I think CBS owns Paramount plus or vice versa. But Dana said the White House fight potentially might just be live on cbs. Like, not behind a paywall, like, just on fucking. Which would be massive. This is going to take the UFC to a whole new level.

[B]

No. This is fucking sick. This is why America's the best country ever. Sorry.

[A]

Do you think you're. You think you're gonna. You think you'll have a seat at the White House fighter?

[B]

Dude, I already have. I have people asking me for him. I'm like, bro, I'm like, yo, I'm gonna be barely allowed there. I gotta be allowed there.

[A]

Yeah, you gotta. You better play. I know.

[B]

I gotta think of something right before.

[A]

Up until July, bro.

[B]

I don't know what I can do for Dana, but I gotta do something big. Probably, dude, I'm even, like, I'm just gonna subtly remind him of, like, dude, if we.

[A]

I mean, if we get to go to that fight, it's gonna be crazy.

[B]

I think we'll be able to go.

[A]

I mean, if you get it, if.

[B]

You get a plus one to that. I mean, that's gonna be the biggest.

[A]

Poll of all time, though.

[B]

Like, I know that's your thing, is you love to bring girls to ufc, introduce them to Trump, but if you get a plus one, like, you gotta bring the baddest chick you can to that. That's the biggest flex of all time. Yo, do you want to get the fight at the White House tonight? Right?

[A]

Maybe. I don't know. Maybe girls will see this clip and start. Start DMing me.

[B]

Is there a better first date than that? Straight up?

[A]

Oh, dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, I don't even know if I could bring a chick to that fight.

[B]

That's too much. Can we name all the chicks that you brought to fights or. No?

[A]

I mean, there's only two.

[B]

No, there's three. Really? Yeah.

[A]

I mean it. I don't care. It's a lab pod.

[B]

I'm Gonna name them?

[A]

I mean, you could name them. You don't have to say everyone's name but one name.

[B]

You brought CD McKenna.

[A]

She came. Yeah.

[B]

So you brought her on the. The ufc. Was Trump at that one?

[A]

Trump was there.

[B]

Did you give a dap up in front of her?

[A]

I don't actually. I don't. Oh, yeah, we took a photo. Elon was there, too. It was a shitty photo. It was like blue tint. The worst filter on it. Like, you can't even see anyone's. It's the most hard photo, but there's literally nobody. You can't see anybody's face in the photo.

[B]

See, bro, you have that, like, that plus one that you get, like, gives you such a strength and such an ability to, like, that's a flex. Like, that's a great timed opportunity. I don't have that. This is just kind of at another level. So the fact that you're, like, still not getting it done, like, you have no excuses.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, that. I mean, that one wasn't a date. It was just like. I mean, I think she's.

[B]

No, I'm not saying her specifically. I'm just saying, like, in general.

[A]

I don't get it done with that.

[B]

If I had that, bro.

[A]

Like, with what? It would be just with her. With her specifically.

[B]

A plus one behind Trump to UFC fights.

[A]

I. Who else besides. Besides. Besides girlfriends. Who else have I brought?

[B]

That's it. Your girlfriends and her. Yeah. Okay.

[A]

Oh, obviously you can bring your girlfriend to a fight.

[B]

You should get your plus one just as a homie.

[A]

Girlfriend, Girlfriends. You got it. You'll bring to the fight, obviously.

[B]

Give me a plus one to the. Your plus one of the next fight. Let me work with it a little, potentially.

[A]

We'll see what card it is.

[B]

Okay. Yeah.

[A]

Or, Matt, maybe you could. You could bring a chat. Who would you bring now that you put me on the spot?

[B]

Dude, I don't know. I really have to think about it, honestly. But I would shoot for the moon.

[A]

You've asked. You've asked questions a few times.

[B]

She said, no, I never asked Brecky.

[A]

Yes, you have, bro.

[B]

I can hit up Brecky right now, and she'd come through.

[A]

She never answers you.

[B]

Yeah, no, she probably wouldn't, but I could hit her up and maybe link up with her, so I don't really know.

[A]

She, she, she, she. I remember you asked her to come. She didn't want to come.

[B]

Yeah. Who else?

[A]

Anyone else?

[B]

No, I would just shoot for the moon, bro.

[A]

Shoot for the moon.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know.

[A]

McKinley, maybe. No, no, no. Okay. Do you have any takes for this weekend? For this fight?

[B]

Comms?

[A]

Ddp?

[B]

Like ddp?

[A]

You like ddp?

[B]

I just like DDP as a person, so I think that that, like, makes me biased. He just seems like the coolest dude of all time, straight up.

[A]

You know what's crazy? Did you see that clip? Do you have that clip, Judd, of Hamzot saying that girls love terrorists? That was absurd. Pew.

[B]

What context was that in?

[A]

I think D.C. asked them about, like, girls or some. And he's like. He's like, girls love terrorists. Because they're talking about his face. Like, he was saying that he looks like a terrorist, I guess. But girls love terrorists. Girls love. I've. I've never.

[B]

I personally, I've never heard that.

[A]

I've never heard that. Yeah, but, dude, maybe Hamzat's pulling like that, bro.

[B]

I don't know. What?

[A]

You don't know what's going on in the bedroom with Hamza ddp? I don't. I don't want to be disrespectful, too, because he's. I know he's, like, Muslim and stuff, so I don't know, Like, I don't want to be, like, inappropriate sexually, but theoretically, like, Hamza could be in the bedroom and girls could be like. Like, they could be dirty talking and saying, like, I love you, terrorist. Like, you know what I'm saying?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Guy screams Allah Akbar right before the girl's about to finish. I mean, you don't know what he's doing. If a girl's into that. He's saying, girls love terrorists. So.

[B]

Yeah, that was wild, bro.

[A]

I mean, dude, he. It might be, bro. You don't know. He might know how to take advantage of his game.

[B]

But look at me. But look at me. Look at my face. Look at your face. This beautiful black skin. Caramel. Your skin. Chechnyan. Not beautiful like mine.

[A]

That's kind of crazy of D.C. to.

[B]

Say what you need to be world champion. Girls like terrorists.

[A]

You're so crazy.

[B]

You can't say that. No, the way he said it. He's funny.

[A]

Yeah. It's hilarious.

[B]

Yeah. Damn. Yeah. That was Shade from dc. Holy.

[A]

Guys just smashing birds. Hamza, bro. Speaking of, something crazy is going down today. Trump and Putin.

[B]

Oh, what the.

[A]

They're meeting in.

[B]

Four.

[A]

No. Oh, they're meeting in 50 minutes. Fifteen. Five, zero.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

So Trump. Trump and Putin. They're in Alaska, dude. That's. Why is Alaska.

[B]

That is the meeting location. I don't know that's so interesting.

[A]

I would say. If I had to guess, I would.

[B]

Say the weirdest thing ever.

[A]

If I had to guess, I would say that it would have looked a little too soft of Trump, I think, to have him come to the White House, because he's already getting a lot of flack for, like, oh, you're bending the knee to Putin. Like, Putin's your bitch. Putin has you by the ball. So I think if he invited. Put into the White House, it maybe would have looked like a little bit like, yo, why you guys? What are you letting this guy into the White House? So I think they maybe settled on Alaska because it's still. It's still on US Soil.

[B]

Yeah, that's just the most random meeting spot of all time.

[A]

It is. I guess it's close to Russia. Maybe. Maybe Putin didn't want to rip a far flight. Yeah, I mean, I feel like we gotta ask this because now we're, like, after our last pod, too. Like, we're kind of like the idiots of the podcast game. And, like, people do so many parodies of us.

[B]

I don't. I thought we were. I thought. I thought we were, like. We're good interviewers, bro. What are you talking about?

[A]

You thought we were still intellectual?

[B]

Yeah, we're good. We're smart guys, bro.

[A]

After the McDonald's Burger King, it's actually.

[B]

Hilarious because after that, the only thing that went viral is, let's get sendy.

[A]

It was like, the worst PR ever. Eh, we just look like idiots.

[B]

So let's get sending. Are you smarter than a fifth grader, guys?

[A]

I know, but what was I gonna say? Oh, yeah. So let's. Let's ask a question that, like, people would make tiktoks about us, like, if we were to do this. Like, so let's just give them what they want. Like, honestly, who do you think pulls more birds? Who's pulled more birds in their lifetime? Trump or Putin? Trump.

[B]

That's.

[A]

I don't know about that, bro. I don't know, dude. Yeah, no, 100% Putin is a fucking assassin. He's an assassin, bro.

[B]

For Trump in, like, his 30s was probably pretty insane.

[A]

Yeah, but he was already. I don't know, bro. I think Putin chat. What do you guys think? Oh, we're gonna do a poll, dude. I'm telling you, Putin is. He's that guy.

[B]

Well, yeah, he is, but now he's.

[A]

Now he's got bad PR and. Because, like, you know, he's a war criminal, too.

[B]

But I guarantee you Trump's. Trump's got some Trump's.

[A]

Dude, it's close. 56 say Trump. 45 say Putin. Dude, those. Rush. He's got that rush. He's got those Russian chicks on lock, dude.

[B]

I know, but, but. But I don't think Putin, like, I think Trump probably went out and partied in his prime, like, pretty hard. He was probably really active.

[A]

Does Putin drink? Can we search that up, Jeff? Because Trump's never drank an alcohol.

[B]

Yeah, that's. Which is.

[A]

Imagine, like. Imagine getting, like, wheeling that many girls like Trump and you never had to drink. Wouldn't that be nice?

[B]

Yeah, that's just pure. That's just pure, bro. You know what that is?

[A]

That's pure confidence. Confidence game.

[B]

Rich.

[A]

Rich. I mean, dude, people say that Putin's secret rich. The richest man in the world.

[B]

I mean, I don't know. Maybe he is, but I don't know about that. Didn't he give Khabib, like, $20 million in real estate when he. For no reason? Yeah. That's sick.

[A]

It's crazy. Let me. I guess Judd can't search up, but unless he can, I'm interested to know. Let me ask. Does Putin drink alcohol? He's got you.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

He goes.

[B]

Because this. You think. You think we'll meet him ever? I don't know.

[A]

I mean, I don't think any pretty. I think in the podcast game, I think in the podcast game, in terms of hate, it can't get worse.

[B]

That's a.

[A]

That's. That's one. If there is one positive out of that whole situation, I don't think it could get any more hate. I mean, we kind of said we wanted to maybe stay out of politics for a little bit because we just want to have fun, too, at the same time. Like, bro, we got into.

[B]

I'm done with politics for at least six months.

[A]

I mean, bro, we kind of just stumbled into politics. Like, I. I like Trump and stuff like that, too, so I was down to support him and. But, bro, we're not. I used to think one day maybe I'd want to be Prime Minister of Canada when I'm like, 50.

[B]

Yeah. When did you think that?

[A]

No, just like, I was like, theoretically, like, after we sell Happy dad, after it's all said and done, I'll probably be a billionaire. I'll have a lot of experience. And, I mean, if I wanted to run for prime minister, like, 20 years from now, I think I could win. But I have no.

[B]

I don't know. You think you would win?

[A]

Not now. I'm in no position now I'm an idiot. I don't know anything about like that. Let's.

[B]

Let's get. Send a campaign.

[A]

I mean, yeah, I think I could win in 20 years if I wanted to. I mean, Drake even commented on my last post. Future Prime Minister of Canada.

[B]

That's a pretty sick comment, I'll give you that. But I don't think. I don't think. I don't. I'm gonna be honest. No disrespect, but now, anyways, now.

[A]

I have more chance of being Prime Minister than you do.

[B]

No, no, but, like, that's not like, who cares about the Prime Minister of Canada? Respectfully, Seriously, a lot of people in Canada.

[A]

But. But no, now I'm like, bro, after that last situation, I'm like, dude, fuck politics. Like, I just want to go back to, like, having fun, making funny videos and shit.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What else do we got?

[B]

What, we're doing a whole lunchtime next or what was the deal? Are we going to the Bills game?

[A]

Yeah. So on the Nelk. Shit Chat's been asking what's coming up on Nelk. We've been killing the streams. Low key. I mean, we just started streaming. We're only a month in. Our first dream was July 1st, pretty much the hole in one, which was literally a month and a half ago. So we're only a month and a half into the streaming game. I think the Hole in One stream was fucking massive. Everyone loved it. It was super viral. We got comments from, like, all the streamers saying it was great. And then we did some streams in between and stuff like that. We're just kind of experimenting, but we. We're obviously going to keep killing the streaming game. We love it. We're going to go ham on that. Everything we do, I want to do it live. I think we should do the podcast live. Live is just where it's at.

[B]

Yeah, it's way more fun.

[A]

It's kind of fun too, right?

[B]

Yeah, way better.

[A]

Like, we probably would have. We probably would have cut that Sadie McKenna out of the pod.

[B]

Yeah, for sure you would have made it cut out, bro. I don't know why I just thought of this, but anyway. Oh, wait, wait.

[A]

I want to finish too. So we're going to shoot a Nelk video next week, and then we got a bunch of international trips lined up. I'm talking to Forest Galante Tuesday. He wants to take us to Africa. He wants to take us to Antarctica. These Chinese billionaire fucks. We're probably getting set up for another propaganda mission and Then we'll be China. Yeah, to go to China. So maybe, maybe they're trying to recruit us again and then, then they're going to activate us in two years when China tries to invade Taiwan or something. So we got to be careful of that. But maybe we'll talk to Bassam about that. But so, but yeah, some Chinese, they want to bring us out and maybe. So we got, we got crazy international milk trips lined up, a bunch of new note content streams. Going hard with the pod.

[B]

When's the next hole in one?

[A]

Well, we gotta find a good course for that. It's really tough because we can't just run back hole in one without a spin on it. Yeah, it's got to be at like. Yeah, we're trying to find an island green.

[B]

It'd be sick to do an island green, bro. Yeah.

[A]

But with the full send podcast too. I think it'd be great to do it live.

[B]

We should have honestly brought Brad in here and had him show us pinky.

[A]

Or yeah, we can have Brad on. Were supposed to have freezer tarps on Freezer thinks he's the now.

[B]

Yeah. Guys. Chetty, he moved us. We were supposed to do this yesterday. He moved it to this day and this time and then missed it twice.

[A]

El Chetty, he got. After the beat, he got a feed post from Bieber and after that he's.

[B]

Just, he's acting different.

[A]

He's not the same. He's. He's banging a lawyer now and it's like, congrats, bro, you're banging a lawyer. You could still show up and do content, you know, but yeah, no, I mean, getting a feed post from Bieber's fire.

[B]

No, but how good.

[A]

When you got your.

[B]

When you got your watch from Drake, how good did you. How. How was that high? Honestly?

[A]

So dope, bro.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. That's why he was feeling.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, yeah, no, no, I get it. But no, I mean, yeah, getting the watch from Drake was like, I mean, it's someone you've looked up to your whole life. So to not only like, just to get a dab up from Drake the first time I met him, that's. That's already enough for someone that you've looked up to. And I've said this publicly. I honestly don't. Like Drake inspired me. And like, so I've even said like, bro, I don't even know if maybe I would be where I'm at if Drake didn't kind of pave the way for everyone from Canada and show everyone that it was possible to, like, you know. Yeah, but so for him. For him to reciprocate that energy, not just with, like a dab upper saying, I with you. He bought me a iced out piece.

[B]

Yeah, it's.

[A]

That made. That made my year's, like, good. Yeah, my year is good.

[B]

I think I get mine from, like, I already.

[A]

I already won this year.

[B]

I'd have to get, like, from Braun.

[A]

LeBron. Yeah, that's Drake's. That's Drake's enemy right now.

[B]

No, but that. That'd be like my, like, goat giving me.

[A]

That's your guy. That's who inspired you the most, probably. I feel like MPJ is your, like, idol.

[B]

No, that's my. That's my best. One of my best friends, bro. Yeah.

[A]

What do you think about the whole LeBron Drake situation? Have you been following it?

[B]

Nah. I don't know. There's no beef there, is there? Yeah, I mean, I got a side with Drake, though, just because Drake was cool to me.

[A]

Yeah, well, I mean, Drake, LeBron totally switched up on Drake. I mean, they were boys.

[B]

I mean, I don't think that these guys, like, these athletes really, like, look at it that deep, bro.

[A]

I don't know. I'll be honest, bro. I've. I've been the beef, bro.

[B]

Are you.

[A]

I'm not in the beef. But listen, there's. I don't even want to air this out as a guy, but, bro, I've word around Toronto. I know a lot of Toronto girls and I've heard some stories about LeBron, and I'm sure Drake's seen them.

[B]

Damn, bro. I mean, from what I know, that guy's a family man. He's got his money.

[A]

Let's just say buddy loves Carabana. That's all I've heard.

[B]

I don't even know that that's a place in Toronto.

[A]

Yeah. So. I don't know. I don't know if it was smart of him because, like, I. When I went to Drake's party In Carabana weekend, LeBron was there.

[B]

What? Yeah. So, I mean, you said, what up or.

[A]

No, I would have walked up to him and dapped him up, I think. I think Drake could cook his ass if he wanted to. But we'll see.

[B]

Nah, he's not. You're not going after the goat like that. Trust. There's no be. No, I'm.

[A]

I mean, dude, there's heavy beef, but we'll see. I'm pumped for Drake's album, Iceman.

[B]

So we're gonna do this. We're gonna do this once a week.

[A]

Yeah. I wonder how long this has been. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how often we'll do this. We don't know what's next on the full scent podcast. Let us know what you guys thought of. This is our first time doing it. I had fun doing it. Did you?

[B]

Yeah, it was fun.

[A]

Yeah. I thought it was cool. I think live is just high stakes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You can't cut out. Like, honestly, we probably would have cut that LeBron out maybe.

[B]

I mean, you said a couple crazy things. You said a couple crazy things.

[A]

I know. I might get canceled again. Right?

[B]

Your cosmon finish statement was, I need that clip, bro.

[A]

That was a good joke.

[B]

Was good, but I don't know. Like, I don't know what's the. I don't know what that is, but yeah.

[A]

Oh, we got to give away $5,000.

[B]

Yeah, let's go.

[A]

So, guys, if you're watching this. Oh, Judd. Judd had to pop in and get his moment.

[B]

Yeah. He always.

[A]

Holy Jud Judd. He's gonna send that to, like, 10 birds.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Guys, if you're watching this on YouTube, too, I hope you guys enjoyed this full sun podcast. We're trying something new. We want to get guests in here. Comment, whatever you guys think. We'll read the comments. Chat is going crazy right now, so if you're watching this on YouTube winners, I don't know we're going to decide. But if you're watching this on YouTube right now, make sure you guys follow us and tune in for the next live version. We don't know when we're going to be doing them, so make sure you're following me and Steiny on Instagram. We'll just post when we're live, and you got to be ready. And we're giving away $5,000 every live full send podcast episode. The chat is going live nuclear right now. We're gonna choose five people to win $5,000. Judd, you ready to write these names down, unmute your mic, and tell me. Yeah.

[B]

One second.

[A]

Mr. Menary in the background.

[B]

Yeah. Should I get him? Yeah.

[A]

No, bring him in here. No, no, let's give away this 5,000.

[B]

Hold on. I'm getting Bob, too, though.

[A]

Chat, chat. I'm just gonna read.

[B]

Hold on, hold on. Let me pull up so I can get that.

[A]

Let's get Bob for a future episode. He's gonna just ramble. All right, Judd, you ready?

[B]

The hell is this?

[A]

One sec, Bob. I'm gonna wait 5k, what the hell's going on here? Full time podcast. Remember when you used to. Are you ready? All right, let me read these out. 5K, if you guys are watching on YouTube.

[B]

Yeah, yo, I can't speak unless I'm on the stage, so I've been, like, doing thumbs up. Ready when you're all right, Ready.

[A]

All right, I'm gonna read these out. And if you guys are a winner, make sure you guys DM Judd Warshaw on Instagram, send them proof of your kick account, and he'll get you guys set up to get paid. Oh, I got someone here with the. Oh, God, these guys are quick. Chat is just going nuclear.

[B]

Yo, give it one second. 4G. We're putting on sub only mode.

[A]

Let's put it on subscriber only mode. Yeah, you guys got to be a subscriber by the way of the chat.

[B]

Yo, so.

[A]

Oh, Houdini Jr. Making it rain. Month and a half later, 25 gifted subs. What a guy. What a guy.

[B]

Hold on. Yo, bro, I was. Steve was here streaming the other day, and Bob's. Obviously.

[A]

We talked about.

[B]

Wait, wait. I'll just tell you this.

[A]

This is not the Bob story last time.

[B]

So I come downstairs. I come downstairs, and this is not true. This guy took the camera off the. Someone made a comment about Summer, and he takes the camera off. He's going, oh, come after. All right, all right, all right. Yelling at the chat. I'm like, bro, this kid is 8 years old. Owns your head.

[A]

Okay, wait, let me do this. Jod, you ready?

[B]

Yeah, he's right here.

[A]

Shout out to Adam Colgate for the sub. C. Sawyers for the sub.

[B]

Yeah, just.

[A]

Oh, everyone's. Merc45t100 Mac Bryson, 15. Chris Christopher J. Bish Franco's coming over.

[B]

Here to do this video.

[A]

Chillgasm. Resubscribed. Houdini Uno. Resubscribed. Dallas Rich Lopez 99.

[B]

Pick some people.

[A]

I'm shouting out all the subs.

[B]

Oh, there's.

[A]

They're flying in crispy with the sub. JR1226 with the sub. Damn, I missed the chat, bro. We got to do more desktop shit.

[B]

Let's get it back. Let's go.

[A]

Mke Eagles. Okay. I mean, let's show love. Let's give a thousand back to our boy Houdini Jr. Yeah, 100. Houdini Jr. Houdini Jr. We're gonna send him a thousand. Let's choose our top three subs. So we'll go Houdini Jr. C. Sawyers and Dave Bromenko. Those will be the first three.

[B]

Now people are gifting DM Judd Warshaw.

[A]

Let's make. Let's wait another. We're gonna wait another. We're gonna wait another minute. So sub up. We'll choose two more people for a thousand dollars. Dude, I really love streaming.

[B]

Yeah, it's the best.

[A]

Streaming is dope. Shout out to everybody watching in the chat right now on this lovely Friday. Bro, I got a call from a girl today. Yeah, pick up the phone. I'm like, hey, She's. She's in Miami. I'm like, hey, what's up? She's like, hey, do you want to, like, go cold plunge?

[B]

I was like. You said, yeah.

[A]

I'm.

[B]

I was like, I'm down.

[A]

Yeah. I was like, I gotta stream at one and then I will hit you back.

[B]

Who?

[A]

Do I know her? Yeah.

[B]

Really? So you're gonna test me who it.

[A]

Is, and I'll tell you.

[B]

Yo, C.

[A]

All right, 30 more seconds. 30 more seconds.

[B]

I'm dealing with.

[A]

That ain't your thing, CJ. You guys are on my. You guys are on my.

[B]

Watch this chat over there, cj.

[A]

Dude, we should just keep. We should just jud. Can Tanaka download the stream?

[B]

Sorry, guys. He's so tired.

[A]

Hi, cj.

[B]

What's going on?

[A]

How are you? Did you. Did you. Did you sleep at Stein?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, hi.

[A]

It's Kyle.

[B]

We're live right now.

[A]

I like your. I like your little.

[B]

Hey, what up, baby? Good to see you again.

[A]

What's up, baby? How you doing? Sleeping over with Bob?

[B]

No, no. Me. I swear to God. This guy. Very funny guy. Bob.

[A]

Get out of here.

[B]

All right, see you.

[A]

Dude, is she sleeping with Bob? She looks.

[B]

Bro. Why would I lie about that? You lie about a lie.

[A]

We're on live. You're obviously trying to flex.

[B]

Stop acting like you.

[A]

Like you are something.

[B]

You're a nobody there. You don't even see Balkans and talk this month. Dude, you've been here. I'm going, right? Nowhere to have to go somewhere. You have nowhere to go. You got your parents in Boston and that's it. Bro, I made. I made. Made more money than you made this week combined times. That's not even true. Yes, it is. Like, I made so much money.

[A]

Why are you breathing in my house?

[B]

Because you owe me for life. Borrow my underwear. Owe me for life. My underwear. You owe me for life.

[A]

Me and C.J.

[B]

Are going to be right back. He has some stuff we have to do real quick. She's upstairs. She's coming upstairs right now.

[A]

Just chill.

[B]

Bob used to date her. I smash her. I swear. Okay, all right.

[A]

Let me try to shut up the rest of these guys. T Rock 12B, Chef Lopez. 99 kings. Random Dion, Adam Colgate. Dallas Rich again. Oh, Big Ed Matthews. We gotta link with him next time. I wish we linked with him. I think so.

[B]

He's in Vegas. I think.

[A]

Yeah. I wish we should have linked with him.

[B]

He's in. He's in Vegas.

[A]

Well, you can link with him. You're close to him. I'm in Miami.

[B]

All right, I'll hit him up.

[A]

Invite invited Matthews to the crib.

[B]

Rob memory. See? We'll do it in Ed Matthews.

[A]

Ethan121, Coralie97, Duzlo Skip25 Gifted Subs.

[B]

Go. Go.

[A]

Okay, well, let's add. Okay, let's choose two random people from the chat. All right? Zito. Zito. Judd. Z, E, A, A, T, O, H. How do Americans say, Is it Z or Zed?

[B]

For what?

[A]

The letters Z.

[B]

Okay, you guys say. What do you guys say?

[A]

Canadians sometimes throw around Zed.

[B]

Zed.

[A]

But I say both. We say both. I don't know. It's weird.

[B]

No wonder you want to be American so bad.

[A]

I don't. I like living here, though. It is nice. I will say the Miami sun in the winter. Let's choose one more person, see who really needs it. Oh, God. The chat's just rolling, yo.

[B]

Honestly, too. She did not sleep over here with bottom. I promise you.

[A]

Oh, can I pause this? I can't even pause it. It's too fast. I can't even read anyone's name, bro.

[B]

Yeah, yo, forging. You can. You can scroll up.

[A]

Ethan. Ethan with the E. Judd instead of an A. One, two, one. I spotted him.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Hell, yeah.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Yeah. I think this was awesome. So, yeah, if you guys are watching on YouTube, full sun podcast, we're giving away $5,000, just like we did at the end of every live episode, so. So you guys should honestly want the pods live. And we had a great time doing this. Shout out to everyone watching, man. We're having fun.

[B]

We're having fun.

[A]

We're living life, and we're feeling good.

[B]

All right, lit.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

Baby chat.

[A]

We'll see you guys soon with the new stream. Too easy.

[B]

It.