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No one can open this. Child proof or just human being proof. Sparkling water is you drinking a Hawaiian Punch at your big age and then letting your baby drink some and then drinking it again. That's what it tastes like. I hate it. I don't understand. Like, when I'm offered sparkling water, I'm offended. I don't know. A haunted woods witch rips someone's brain out of their skull and there they are, bleeding out one eye and then here comes their one true love who kisses the brain and it comes back together. So, like, you just didn't know how to wrap this up, right? And you were like, well, love is the answer, ain't it, girl? Have you been to this planet? Love ain't for nobody. So. So as of right now, time of recording, it's still Pride month. And, you know, while I don't go outside in my rainbow aveeno lotion slash SPF 50 and my. My gay gauchos and my. My pride contact lenses or whatever the fuck else they sell in June, right? I do intend to go out with my community and have a good time. That said, it's been far too many parties, functions, soirees where I'm seeing cisgender heterosexual people. Now to all the CIS head hoes at surrogate parties and whatnot. What do you want? What do you need? Bitch, you can go wherever the fuck and throw up and pass out. Why do you have to come here and do that shit, too? I don't understand. Especially Circuit, right, because that's an environment where people are meant to just, you know, wear as little clothes as possible and sweat and dance and drink and get high and just do our thing in our allegedly safe space. So why I was out this past weekend and saw a whole straight drunk bitch in her bra and panties at the function is outside of my realm of understanding. And Victoria's Secret Fish was like just a couple of inches away from me at some point, and I turned to my homeboy and I was like, I know me, I know them. Less than 30 seconds, this young woman is going to bump into me. And knowing myself, I will have a reaction that is illegal. So maybe we should switch spots so that we can continue to have a good time. She absolutely did bump into me. Maybe it was 19 seconds, like a world record probably. And did the typical straight, white thing, white woman thing. Especially at the gay bar, where it's like, we're just all having fun together, right? What's your name? Ali. If you don't get the fuck away from me. And if you don't actually get into a Lyft and take your drunk dumb ass home. I don't know why you're here. And personally, I blame whatever twink invited you. You bitches be the main problem. What the f. Like, what do you want? What do you need? Do you not have the girls? Do you not have anyone in the community with. Why the fuck is you bringing your fucking water cooler straight homegirl to the circuit party, stupid. We don't want her there. Nobody wants her there. And worse off, a lot of you Burning man white people just love the UNT uns at the circuit. And so you coming now, homegirl, with your husbands and straight boyfriends? I promise you. At this same party, I was outside after the function and I'm waiting for an Uber and this straight white couple walks out. I shit you not. I'm making. Not making this up. This tall fucking Brody Jenner looking white man comes out here and he says as they're walking across from me, no, you're fully an ally. You're completely an ally on my soul. Strike me dead, Jesus. He said this mere feet away from me and I wanted to spit at their feet. Because, no, you're not. You're not an ally, Kristen, because if you were, you would have stayed your ass at home or you would have just went to West Hollywood, where you're welcome. So in my Los Angeles, if I were to become the mayor myself, every heterosexual straight person that come to the gay club would be arrested. We don't want you there. We're not thinking about you. You get to go wherever the fuck else you want. Go to the library. You can go to the beach. You can go to any bar. Speak easy. Park and get drunk. Show your titties and pass out. Let us have our things. Please. Please. Ain't a festival season on top of that, too. Don't you have somewhere to go? Do shrooms? Why you got to bother us? You're fully an ally. That's just your name is spelled that way. It doesn't mean that you're. I haven't been diagnosed. So I probably should talk to my actual psychiatrist about this. But y' all on the intern tell me if this is ocd, right? So I was at the doctor yesterday and I was waiting to go to the restroom. And I'm standing outside and there's like this huge, beautiful acrylic painting on the wall of like some stormy seas with these gorgeous boats trying to make it through a storm or something. Beautiful. Clearly expensive. And it was off balance, you know, it was just a bit askew like this, and I'm standing, waiting for one of the bathrooms to become available. Before I knew it, I was touching the painting, and it was like a flash of a second, thank God, where the Lord tapped me on my shoulder and said, hey, nigga, you don't live here, and that's not yours. Thank God. Like, something just immediately shot up into my spine that was like, if you drop this, then what? Thank God. But ocd, right? Because I was so bothered by the fact that it wasn't straight that I was touching it before I realized I was touching it. That's bad, right? I don't want to ask ChatGPT because, I mean, what's the difference between asking them, asking the app, and then asking you, right? Neither one of y' all know, so I'll just ask my psychiatrist when I speak to him next week. But, wow, that would have been humiliating, right? Or I would have just been like, hey, as the painting clearly exhibits, never know when the next storm is ahead. Today was yours. How much is it gonna cost? Bill me. I guess so. There's a particular trope in storytelling that I'm incredibly, incredibly tired of, and it is the device where a dog or cat is senselessly killed for the sake of heightened emotional reaction. This happens a lot in horror and sci fi, sometimes in children's stories, and I want you to ask yourself when it's happened in a story, and you can go, yep, I see why that was necessary. It never fucking does. Every time I'm watching a horror movie and there's a dog in it, I'm like, all right, I know you're going to piss me off because you're going to kill the dog, more than likely. And why? Why? Because, you see, the thing is, this is a story. It's not real. Someone wrote it. And so the person who wrote it chose to be like, okay, they're going to have an adorable, kind, and loyal German shepherd. We're gonna name it something extra cute, like Mittens. That's a cat. Stockings. That sounds like a cat, too. Whatever. Rover. Who gives a shit? And it's like, act one. Rover and the. The white family, they get out into the haunted house. And Rover's like, I'm not going in there. Because you can't sense it. You should be able to see it. The house is rotting. There's, you know, chicken bones and shit like that in the front door. But y' all go have a good time. I'm gonna stay out here, figure out what's going on. And then like 20 minutes later, Rover is dead. It's like, okay, so why did you write Rover in this? For us to fall in love with this adorable and innocent animal just to kill it so that we would be, what, upset. We would likely be upset if the story is good, right? Kill people like Amityville Horror, like the Conjuring Hell I Am Legend. Kill one another. That's. And if it's written well, I'd be like, oh, my goodness. When they have somebody like, hacking a dog to pieces, to be like, oh, no. It just feels very lazy. And it feels like your intention is to piss us off. This is why there's a website called does the Dog Die? Does the Dog Die? Dot com. I think they'll also inform you on whether or not a cat will die. Because let me tell you something. In TV and film, killing a dog is. Is pretty bold. But these cats are for anybody. Like, they are making these cats out in movies. And I think it's because people just. Society typically don't associate cats with like, warmth and innocence and love and stuff like that. You know what I'm saying? Don't you talking about all y' all cats beat y' all ass. So she don't know why y' all like them. So cats are being butchered in film and television for now. It could be like spongebob now and they'll just hack a cat to pieces. So I just feel like, what is the point of that? I don't understand it. It feels lazy every single time. Just kill somebody, stepdaddy, you know, give Susan Sarandon a heart murmur or whatever and let's wrap this shit up. I don't know why you got to kill the dog. The, you know, pets too. That's why. Spoiler alert. A quiet place, day one, first day out, whatever the fuck the one with Lupita is called. You watch the trailers. There's a cat in it. So you might wonder, oh, when they're going to kill the cat. Let me tell you something about Binks that they said, I'm not going. That cat made it through the entire film, got in a boat and was like, I don't know what the issue is. All you had to do is shut the fuck up. That was fierce. But we know all them dogs died. At least they didn't show us the dog dying in a quiet place. Right? They showed us a full four year old getting murked in like the first ten minutes. But that, that was kind. I loved that. Kill the baby. But you know, dogs don't do anything to anybody except love you. Another movie trope I'm tired of. This is tv, this is books, but it's usually in movies. The magical kiss of resurrection. So let me tell you something. There's never been a kiss that's going to bring you back to life, bitch. It's never going to happen. I don't understand why we're still doing this. And you know what's funny to me? This happens a lot in adult film and television. Too many horror movies I've seen where, I don't know, a haunted woods witch rips someone's brain out of their skull, and there they are, bleeding out one eye, and then here comes their one true love who kisses the brain and it comes back together. So, like, you just didn't know how to wrap this up right? And you were like, well, love is the answer, ain't it, girl? Have you been to this planet? Love ain't doing for nobody. So what are we talking about? What are we talking about? And I feel like it's probably even worse when it's in a children's film or. Or television show, some Disney or whatever, because what are you trying to tell the children? That if something dies, you just kiss it and it comes back to life? That doesn't seem very, very wise. So when their. Their little bunny rabbit or whatever cakes the bucket and you come into their. Their bedroom, you see them making out with it. Guess you can blame Pixar or whatever. Like, that's the true issue. Like, America wants you to believe that drag queens are trying to make your kids gay. But I would argue that Hollywood is trying to make your kids necrophiliacs. Trying to teach your kids to eat people, but you worried about the wrong things. Yeah, the magical kiss thing. Ain't kissing nobody back to life. If anything might make them sick or. Kisses are disgusting. I mean, germs. Chapter 605 on AI is dicing me out of my mind. I opened Tik Tok for the first time in what, I don't know, two, three weeks, I think y' all keep telling me that I have to go searching for things and like them so that TikTok will, I guess, learn my last name and blood type and whatever, and then be like, oh, here go what you want to see. Because I opened TikTok the other day and there was a little animated turtle that was dancing and singing along to Spin that by Caresha Young, Miami, Laverne whatever the fuck her last name is. And I thought to myself, who needed a video of Franklin the Turtle singing booster bitches, where y' all at? And then Jesus said, children, children. Like someone's 7 year old made that and then showed it to their four year old sibling. And they cackled. And I'm like, this is what we're burning the planet to pieces for? It wasn't even funny. It wasn't even funny. Like, make it Jalen Rose or something. Or like mumdani. You know what I'm saying? Work with me here. It was Goku. I might even laugh. The Turtle. Who gives a. I'm going to say this one while I do. This sparkling water is horrible. I don't believe in any y'. All. I don't care about what you're talking about. What? Sparkling water, Right? Okay, so what do you want? What is the. What's going on here? So here we have water. Fabulous, refreshing, huge part of the human body. And you were like, let's put bubbles in it and make it not taste like nothing. Actually, I feel like sparkling water tastes worse than. Than regular water. Somehow I don't. It's so upsetting. And it's all over the place. And sometimes I see like, a little aluminum can that look like a soda, and I'm like, oh, what's this brand? I'm stupid. You know what I'm saying? I'm fat. If it looks like a soda, I'll probably drink it. And then instead, it's. It's saliva. It's sparkling spit. You know what? It just hit me. Sparkling water tastes like backwash. Yep, yep, yep. Sparkling water is you drinking a Hawaiian punch at your big age and then letting your baby drink some and then drinking it again. That's what it tastes like. I hate it. I don't understand. Like, when I'm offered sparkling water, I'm offended. We on a flight or something. Oh, can I have some water still or sparkling? So is my mama a too? Are you okay? Like, why? If I wanted soda water, I feel like I'd have specified that. Who's like water? But I want sparkling. Also. People are dying, Kim. We shouldn't even be in a situation where we're offering sparkling water. I think it's that, like, y' all think that that is fancy. I think that some of y' all really be like, it's an acquired taste. So are cigarettes. I hate you. E40 really has a song where he said, jesus Christ had dreads, so shake him. Okay, great. You've got me. I'm here. Verse one, line one. Hilarious. Also true. I ain't got none But I'm planning on growing some. Okay, a little personal E. But again, great, humorous. Go say, imagine all the Hebrews going dumb, standing on top of their chariots, doing tight ones or something like that. Mr. 40, like, I wasn't thinking about that. There was never going to be a time or place in my life where I imagine I would have thought about it. But here I am now thinking about it for some reason, I don't know what God think about it. I think Jesus has a sense of humor. I think Christ is funny. But because, I mean, look at the president. So I believe that is a thing. But like, Sir 40, why, like, why do I have to imagine the Hebrews and dread Christ ghost, ghost riding their chariots? Where's the eye of that? I said this before about the AI, Y' all have no imagination. Like, you're not good at it. Like, because you're not. Like, y' all are the stick figure children. And that's fine. Most people are stick figure children, are former stick figure children. So you let creativity be for people who are that. Cuz E40 gave you a. A whole script, log line and everything, slogan, cold open everything. And here you are making kisha turtles. I hate you. And I feel like, when I say that sometimes I feel like it's being aggressive or y' all going to take it the wrong way. But I hate y' all the hit dogs anyway. You know who you are. Wow. Where did you come from and where did you go? Excuse me? That wasn't like a request or opening to a sentence. It was a reminder that those two words exist and that they exist for a reason. It's very interesting to me that a lot of human beings of any age really are still bumping, scooching, sliding into and past people without saying those two words or the translation of them in whatever language it is that you may speak. With children, I can understand a little bit more if they bump into you or run into you or sneeze or whatever and don't say excuse me. And most of the time I blame y'. All. I would rather box with their parents in that regard, because why? My parents fill me with manners so bad. I burp by myself and say excuse me. So, like, I don't. That's never been a part of my life. But when adults do it, like that naked white girl at the circuit party this past weekend, Bron draws when y' all do it and don't say excuse me, I want to fight you. And I feel like again, that's. That speaks to My disorders because it doesn't feel like the right thing to do. But it's what I want to do because. What's the problem? What's your issue? Lack of basic human decency and. And giving a fuck about life ain't bad enough for you? You can't just say excuse me when you bump into somebody or you're trying to pass them. Furthermore, a very kind, wise black lady once fought for a seat on the bus. So you shan't tell me when and where. That was horrible. I don't even really have a connection for that. I just thought it was. I really, really mean this. I want for us to bring back big black lady voices on house music. Songs, records and things of that nature. Bring the 80s and 90s back. Bring up. Bring us a big old bellowing black bitch and put her on our own to really give it some flavor. A little paprika, a little bit of Laurie's. Okay? And into my late 30s and stuff with all these LA gays. I'm appreciating dance music, house music, electronic music more than I used to. But I don't see why we can't have, you know, Jennifer Hudson and like Hudson Mohawk make a record together. What's the issue? I just miss it. Like if we gonna be dancing to like put a little leticy over it without us having to mix it, why can't we have it like we used to just was just scatting off, not even saying no words. And classic. You think about, ah, the beginning of that song. That lady's just shouting in the beginning of Show Me Love. Classic. These are like, these are forever songs. I go out to the party now, I don't remember none of these goddamn songs. They played that last night. They didn't have any words. And I'm lit. I put some Aaliyah in there or something like that so I can be like, oh, what's this? You know what I'm saying? Little Kelly Rowland. Oh, let me Shazam. Otherwise this is just ketamine music. And that's fine too, but that should be a genre. Can you put that on Apple? Bedroom pop, Modern Vogue, House trap. Ketamine pop. Can you do that? Can you put ketamine pop, Apple respond K Pop. Oh, that's already a thing. I tried. Fuck your kids. Here's why. Child proof packaging. Whose child can't nobody open this? I like, no one can open this. Child proof or just human being proof. Now when I'm trying to open like a vape cartridge, right? I sort of get It. Oh, cannabis. Keep it away from the. Although, if I'm opening a vape cartridge and a kid gets it, what are you gonna do? Put it in their mouth and suck it like a battery or something? Like you need. Anyways, I don't even, like, try to open the package properly. I just. Fully eight year old Christmas. Is this a Sega Genesis? Just because otherwise I'll be here for 30 minutes straight. Now that's a recreational party time. Imagine I'm talking about, like, I have a throbbing headache or, you know, healing from some stitches or toothache or some shit like that. And I'm just trying to get some aspirin or Tylenol, and it's like, okay, here's the new packaging. I have to push the lid down, then twist it counterclockwise, then pull it back up, and then twist it clockwise, push it back down, tap three times, call your mama. Then twist it again three times to the left. And then tap it to my times, call your mama back, ask her for a pin. And then to the right. Now what you're going to see is either an upside down smiley face or right side up smiley face. Now if you get the right side up smiley face, pull open your. I just want painkillers. This is now more painful than this brain aneurysm. It's just like, Honestly, if you want kids to not open these things, just tell them they have to, like, read a paragraph before. Cannot open until you read these, you know, instructions. They'll just like, all right, throw it across the room. Who can open it? I feel like if you take some of these things and give it to the people who lock it up, they can't open these shits either. So, like, in a safe word, something is or. Okay. My mind's going crazy. I'm thinking you just put the drugs inside one of those little moving robots, but kids could probably open those. Anyway, all I'm saying is I was trying to get high this past weekend and I almost punched a hole in the wall. Which I probably shouldn't have said here because now y' all gonna think I have issues more with life than the drugs, you know, okay, vulnerable moment. I'm quite petty and easily, easily agitated. Tell me if this is too much of both. So when I'm on an elevator, I want it to go straight to where I'm going, and that's it. If I'm on an elevator, it doesn't matter where I'm going. If it stops for somebody else. I just be like, sometimes I actually have pissed people off because I'll be forgetting that they can hear me or have my headphones on or something. And I look up and they got a stank face. And I'm like, well, I wanted to go home or whatever. It's bad, right? Like, that's too petty because I'll be going to walk Link or something like that. She got an attitude, too, because she also don't like to wait. I just go on a couple of floors and it stops for, you know, someone's dust covered grandmother. And I'm still like, just get the fuck. I don't want you to. I just wanted to go. Now. Here you go. Taking extra three and a half seconds out of my life, bitch. That's childish, right? Look at me, look at me. Oh, that song's called I'm Changing and I'm not. Never mind. Speaking of vapes, I vape instead of smoking weed because I have some sort of smoke allergy. I'm not uppity. I'm not concerned with the differences in health concerns or health risks. I'm an outside hood, right? It really don't make no difference. The difference is that smoking specifically makes me ill. And the reason that I bring it up is because it complicates so many things when it comes to having a nigga social life. Because pretty much everybody I know smokes. And there's community in it. There's fellowship, you know, there's understanding and acknowledgement, brotherhood, sisterhood, envyhood. And I feel like I cast myself aside or I am cast aside because I can't join in the puff, puff, pass. Because I'll puff, puff, pass out. And the worst part is, niggas always give you a little stank face. Like when I tell them that I'm a Sagittarius. So it'll be like, oh, you smoking? No, but I have a vape. I can only vape. Excuse me. You're excused, bitch. Like, excuse me. Like, listen, everybody ain't able. Oh, I'm gonna start telling people it's ableist. Listen, you can't beat them, join them. I'm calling y' all all kinds of stuff that don't apply. It's kind of fun. Every time I'm walking by someplace that has, like a super long line outside, there's always a sense of, like, glee and wonderment that comes across my mind. Like, oh, I wonder what's in there. I wonder what they're in line for. But it's one of those things are like, I don't know. I'm sitting out on on the beach somewhere. And then maybe you see, like, a dolphin jump in the ocean where it's like, oh, how wondrous and majestic. But I'm not going over there. 38 big old years. I'm not trying to stand in line for a thing. Like, I don't know if I'll stand in line for glory. It really don't matter at this point. I, I, I'm a fast pass baby. I don't want to go at all. However, I will shout out one establishment that did get me to stand in line once upon a time, and that is a place called Magnolia Bakery. And I used to stand in line of that shit in midtown Manhattan when I first moved to New York specifically for and Magnolia Mommies. You know what I'm about to say? That banana pudding from the Lord Jehovah Jireh. Let me tell you something. That banana pudding, I'm not even like a huge banana pudding person. Don't dislike it. Rarely ever like, dying for it. There's a little bit of meth in them damn banana puddings at Magnolia Bakery. Like, if you ask me if I've ever done hard drugs, I'll be like, not really. I did used to eat a banana pudding at Magnolia Bakery quite often because there's crystal meth in it for sure. Right? It doesn't make sense that it's so delicious. Especially because no shade, everything else there is fine. Pudding is sneaky enough for you to hide things in. Think about it. Whipped cream and all in there. Who knows? Could be pieces of your cat in there. Like Obsession. Oh, spoiler. Obsession. The. The. The Beyonce movie from Way Way back. Beyonce. Idris Elba Ali Larder. Great film. That's what I'm talking about. Obsessed. I would never spoil anything. I'm way better than that House of Dragon last night, bitch. So sometimes I hear the song Rock the Boat by the late and great Aaliyah, and it transports me back to. I think I was in seventh grade when that song came out and loved the video, loved the song all. I was burning it on CDs for people, charging them, like, a dollar. I think about it now and I'm like, why did we know the lyrics to that song? Rock the Boat. Work the middle. Change positions. Stroke it for me. Aaliyah, I'm 12, And here my little dumb gay ass is just like, oh, yeah, she's talking about a boat. No, I didn't really believe that. But I don't think that I processed. Of course, at that age, how aggressively grown. Those lyrics, girl, listen during the 2000s, you had to be real careful with what your kids were listening to because use all kinds of metaphors and onomatopoeias and weird little. What's the word Called analogies. Because let me tell you about this song called Oops oh my by one tweet. So the song is about masturbation? Yes. You know, I might have just gagged some of y', all. But anyways, the song is about touching yourself. And my mother loved that record until she found out what it was about. Mommy, I'm sorry. You're funny. She never forget. We were in the Nissan. I thought you were coming from. She was like, school. And I remember it was like mid song, she was like, oh, no. I turned it off. And ever since then she'd said out loud to me she didn't want to hear it anymore because it's about masturbation. Again, I'm a child. But I was like, yeah, girl, it's about masturbation. Like, where you at? My mother was hilarious in her like modern day music enjoyment because she loved Busta Rhymes. And in his. Specifically in his past, the Courvasier era. I don't. That used to be my mama's. Mind you, my mama don't drink. Like my mother might have a little bit like a little wine or something here and there on a special occasion. But mama, Mama does not drink. So man, pass you what? Why do you like this? Break your neck. Break your neck. The only reason I know that's a song is because my mother still says that randomly, then cackles. I love her so much. She's great. Another thing that also made her laugh. Mommy, I'm telling all your business. I made her laugh really, really, really hard. Was when we went to see the first Shrek in theaters. Still classic hilarious film. There's a part in the movie where Shrek sits down to have dinner and it's by candlelight and he pulls wax out of his ear, puts it in the candlestick and lights it. When I tell you, my mother laughed until she was embarrassed. She laughed through like two, three more scenes. And it made my day because A, I love when my mother is cracking up laughing. B, it like the thing that it was because it caught her off guard. That's the type of shit that made me laugh too. Like she didn't expect that to happen. And so she just couldn't stop laughing to the point where she felt like people were looking at her. And some were. But I didn't give a fuck because A, you're Not going to say nothing about my mama, B. She's having a blast. So all that to say. My mom's hilarious and great. Probably better than yours. My future husband is in London. I know this. I feel this. It's in my shondo, it's in my chakras. I can feel it. There's just so many examples of this being true. You've got Skepta, you got Stormzy, you got Jacob Anderson, you got Idris Elba, you got Anthony Joshua, you got Dave, you got Louis Ray. I mean, I could honestly go on, and I'm just talking about niggas. So I feel like somewhere in South London, maybe on the west, is the love of my life also, because let me tell you something else. I asked y' all to let me tell you things a lot. I just noticed as a Jamaican American, I have lots of Brits in my family, you know, Britain owned and pretty much operated Jamaica until, like, 64. So a lot of the culture is very ingrained into the people and things that raised me. All that to say, me first. I should be in the front of the line for an Anthony Joshua, Idris Elba, because I respected and understood that y' all are legitimate and you also ghetto in certain places. And I appreciate hood niggas I love and admire. I don't admire y', all, but I love hood niggas. And so I feel like I should be ahead of the line when it comes to the business. Who just started watching Top Boy or listening to Drake or whatever? Me first. Me first. Now, I know that there are. I have some fam. Some of you out there who listen to the pod, watch the YouTube and stuff. And you, you're over there across the pond saying, fury, no, these ain't. They ain't over here either. Spoiler alert. They ain't anywhere. Girl. Let me have one with a little twist. Little, you know, scone or breakfast tomato or whatever the hell, you know what I'm saying? Let me have mine with a little accent. Little, you know, spotted dick. I'm actually ashamed of that one. I'm. I feel really bad about that one. I do. I do. That was very childish. Spotted. Spotted Dick. They knew what they were doing. Spotted Dick. It was probably created by somebody who wasn't. Well, you know, he was like, this will show him gonna name it after me. It's a lot of spotted dick in Los Angeles right now. Monkey pox had the girls going crazy. Joe. My God, a monkey pock couldn't catch me dead. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Kefari these have been my furious thoughts. I hope you enjoyed them. I hope you appreciated them. I hope that you were slightly offended and also a bit aroused. Please follow follow this podcast on Spotify, on Apple Music. Wherever you get your podcast, head on over to YouTube.com kidfurytv so that you can watch me in all of my chocolate beauty. Okay Yes, I am almost 40 years old. Just blessed. Stay hydrated. I sleep most of the day. Every morning or afternoon when I wake up, I look up to God and I say, how am I going to ruin a nigga's life today? And when I find the answer, I apply it. And that's what gives me this glowing complexion and bright smile. You're welcome. Please be well. Go with the God you know, and I'll see you next time.