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Quick reminder to all of my fellow gay, queer, lesbian, transgender, you know, liga, bigga, tigga. Question. Quick reminder to y', all, please, please look out for the homophobic hags in your circle, okay? I'm speaking specifically to straight women. Sometimes men who come around and love Kiki and the tea and. And the reading and the drag brunch or whatever the fuck it is, they're hard to do together, and you feel like this is an ally because they're so friendly with you. And then they go home to their husband and their boyfriend who can't spell laundry, and then all of a sudden, they're Erica Kirk. So I want you to keep this in mind, right? Take a break from talking about RuPaul's Drag Race. Take a break from talking about, you know, Burning Man. How does that have anything with gay people? I forgot what gay culture was, like, five, 15 years ago. Let me stay on track, take a break from all of that and ask them some actual critical questions about our community and our rights and our humanity. Because I think some of y' all would be surprised how many of your close homegirls you've taken down to West Hollywood wasting our good goddamn. Our good time and space. How many of them actually don't believe that you deserve life or a place in heaven or the right to marry or whatever the fuck else. You'll gag. You will gag. So just something to think about. Personally, I'm tired of hoes coming over here trying to absorb our mannerisms and our vocabulary and confidence and things that we worked very hard to earn, apply, and to feel safe. With I think that black gay culture specifically is like black popular culture, but in a VIP room because we already have like the sensibility and knowledge and history with black popular culture. Then we also have our own little thing over here. And so much like white people who come and sneak in the door, come to the front door like sinners and start singing some Irish shit or whatever the fuck, a lot of y' all kind of do the same thing. And I'm tired of you saying, you know, yes, God, pussy slay work, mama. Because I don't say that nearly no gay person says any of that legitimately or unironically. You sound stupid, you feel stupid, and I want you to go far away or just like mind your damn business. That's it. Something to think about. My name is Keira Fury. This is Furious Thoughts. Welcome back. All right, since I'm speaking to the gay community real quick, let me just follow up by saying this. Gays that are transphobic, cisgender. Gay men and women who are transphobic. You okay? You need some help? Your throat dry or your feet hurt? Like, where do you get your motherfucking nerve? I actually don't understand this. Like, it doesn't really compute for me. I don't know, maybe it's because growing up, I was inspired by and motivated by and also poured into by many black trans women around me in Miami. So the way that y' all like to carry on sometimes about trans women specifically, I don't even feel like it's exclusive to it. But I feel like in my experience, there's a lot of gay men that unabashed, like, without any care, expose their own transphobia. And I'm just like, oh, what do you feel like? Like, how motherfucking black ass dare you open your motherfucking neck and act like you can other the next bitch in the community for what exactly did you not hear about the brick, Marsha? No, nothing. If you don't know anything that anybody, like, if none of that even rings a bell for you, what I just said in the past three seconds, you don't really have a right to open your gay ass mouth about shit. Nothing? Nothing. Lord knows we don't have to all like each other. We're very good. We're very good at disliking each other. But you're not going to express no transphobia in front of me, regardless of who you are, where you born, how you're born, anything like that. But gays specifically, get your motherfucking life together. Again. Be mad at the fact that West Hollywood is. There's straight clubs there now, which is. Listen, you had to scratch and claw to get me there when it was mostly gay. But when you leave the gate open, reason number 1600 that I know I'm crazy sometimes, absolutely unprovoked, randomly throughout the day, I will think to myself, wonder what happened to the Montgomery Flea Market. Nigga, you know what I'm talking about. You can find it at the market. Montgomery Flea Market. Hey, hey, what you say? I don't remember the holidays go, but y' all know what I'm talking about. The nigga who looked like. What's his name? From Family Guy? Clarence. Carl. Who got the spinoff? Cleveland. I said Clarence. Close enough. I don't watch that shit. How's Montgomery Flea Market doing? Business must be booming, right? That had to have taken them out of the stadium. They should be like Target now. It's just something I felt like mentioning because that was such a cultural moment, and it was such a display of genuine passion, professionalism, art direction, blackness and warmth. And I don't think that we have seen anything like that in a while. Except for maybe the young lady who did do it for the Vine. I ain't gonna do it. Do it for the Vine. I ain't gonna do it. I wonder how she's doing randomly throughout the daytale probably like a professional dancer or something right now, waiting for boo Ivy to call her back. When's the album? I randomly throughout the day, think of some of my favorite memes and people from memes. And I say, good. Oh, they're good. You know, ain't nobody got time for that. We forget. At the root of that story was a fire, a vicious fire that destroyed many things. So why don't we check back in? Does she have time for things now? Why isn't anybody asking these questions? Did you ever really care? There was a young man who was fighting to protect people, but specifically for their kids. Hide them. Hide your wives. Real stress. No one's asking how Antwan Dotson is doing, but Big Dotson, she did go on, like, a. Like a book tour. Mama was, like, calling Oprah Milk it Queen. I forgot what I was talking about. The joy of your experience so that you can go back. Did y' all know that Keri Hilson released an album this year? Yikes. I think it's called, like, redemption or some shit, too. Fuck. So listen, as someone who believes himself to be quite involved in the dissolution of that woman's career, I would just like to say. Tough. I wouldn't like to say shit, you know, I guess I'll take a listen at a later date when I have time and finish listening to the albums I want to listen to. But congratulations to her for, you know, finding her way back. I bet you didn't get it. I bet it's going to hit you. You're going to take it. All right, you got it. She found her way back. I didn't care or no. But you know what? I'm completely. I'm completely fucking around because I'm. I'm about to be 39 years old. I don't give a fuck about what's good. Like, who cares? That was such a long time ago. Apparently, it was Polo Da Don fault and Esther Dean. But, you know, she felt the decision. She felt like making a Beyonce diss track and then was like, I'll go outside. Redemption shit. So listen, in actuality, you know, Carrie, welcome back. And I wish you the. Well, the. I can't even say it. I'mma listen to it. It might be good. If it was, I would have heard about it already. Sucks to suck. Life happens. I was watching this clip of Kandi Burruss on her podcast yesterday talking about Tame Barbara Braxton. And I watched it because a couple friends of mine were all chatting about it. Like, oh, yeah, I watched. Oh, my goodness. Yep. I haven't watched it yet. I'm gonna watch it later. So I thought that she was on here saying that, you know, Todd Tucker is actually a werewolf or something. Like, pertinent. You know, Nene Leakes bit her as a child. I thought it was gonna be something deep, but she was just talking about, like, not liking Tamar and Tamar not liking her. And it reminded me of when you overhear your mother on the phone with your aunt talking shit about your other aunt. The whole thing was essentially, I don't like her because she said this about me. And then she gonna come up and try to shake my hand at a party. And I'm like, bitch, you know I don't like you. And then she saw me at this party and I was walking out, and she walking in and I heard her say, bitch. And I'm like, girl, it legitimately was just that. It was just that. Now, mind you, I'm not trying to throw any shade or barbs towards either one of these individuals because I don't fucking care. I just watched it, interested in what it was actually about. And then halfway through, I was like, this feels like aunties talking about one another. And so that's delightful. So to the people over at Candy Coated Corporation and the Tamar Braxton Organization for Muppets or whatever, um, go with God is. God is. I had no way of wrapping up that statement. Go check it out, probably. Or just listen to your aunties and your mama them talking. It's the exact same shit, except Candi Burruss is rich. I would be a DL celebrity's perfect type. And here's why. The DL part, it depends on really how deeply embedded that is in your structure or if it's like, I'm famous. But regardless, I'm not gonna talk about you anyway. I'm not going to be sharing updates, updates from us with anybody. I really don't care if you were in the closet or not. I'm not discussing that part of my life, so you wouldn't have to worry about that. And on the flip side of it, the celebrity part, you could have won an Oscar presented by Steven Spielberg and then had a video dedication played by Stanley Kubrick and then made out with Halle Berry, and I still won't give a fuck. Like, I don't care. I would respect that, obviously, but it's not going to shake my nipples. I don't give a fuck about none of that stuff. So to me, when I watch, like, TV or movies and things, and you have, like, superstar homo who, like, can't whoopty whoop, and then the person they fall in love with is like, but I just. I just want to go to the Pottery Barn. And I'm so sick of this, like, bitch. I don't want to go to Pottery Barn. And I don't give a fuck that you famous hoe. Like, I'm wrapping up the polygamist on Netflix. Now, do you want to sit here and shut your ass up and watch it with me, or you want a bitching mouth? Why am I not a top? You know what? That last joke is gonna feed into some of y' all ignorant ass misconceptions. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I just don't respect Topps or men in general. So I think that there's just an inherent part of me that goes out of my way to hurt their feelings and destroy their confidence. Somebody's gotta do it. Hey, y', all. It's Kid Fury. If there's one thing y' all should know by now that I don't play about, it's food. Eating it, smelling it, having it, I love it. But life, it comes at me fast. Everything is upside down and unpredictable. So it helps to have real food, especially when it's prepared for me. Factor makes Chef crafted dietitian designed ready to eat meals so that I don't have to do it. Every Factor meal is designed around what supports a healthier lifestyle and nothing that doesn't. Factor's meals are ready in two minutes and require no prep and no cleanup. And when I talk about like that is the true gift. Cause I can spend that 120 seconds thinking about all sorts of things. 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This episode is brought to you by Facebook. So you were scrolling on Marketplace and there it was, the bike you'd been searching for. You sent a message and it turned out the seller was super chatty, kind of funny, and an avid cyclist. The next thing you know, you're in a cycling crew. Well, a community cycling group. The thing about Facebook, you might find more than what you're looking for from a browse to a bike ride this summer. Find more on Facebook.
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Let me tell you something that will never make me say no. A Honey Nut O Bitch Classic, timeless, unbeatable. Hits every single session. Much like the Capri Sun. It is just so valuable. It is a mighty crunch. And I think that that's worth mentioning, acknowledging, celebrating. I probably ate like, I probably ate like a garbage bag full of Cheerios last night. Like, I think I ate like I could have poured it into like a laundry hamper or like a, like a small basin that you would maybe like wash a small baby in. I ate so many Honey Nut Cheerios last night before bed. Mostly because of depression and anxiety. However Coy Nut Cheerios. Fucking magnificent. And it's just like, what do they put in there? What is it? Is it heron? Is it? Why do some people say hair on the eye's right there? Like there's hair on hair on. Anyways, what is in Honey Nut Cheerios to make it so fucking delicious, right? Because it could have just stopped there. Children love it, adults love it, Meemaw respects it. My mother actually would buy it. But then they got the nerve to be like, we have apple cinnamon. Apple fucking cinnamon. Apples and cinnamon might be another one that y' all got right, white people. Because I feel like we didn't do that, but work, work. Classic.
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Lovely.
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Now let's discuss Ants on a Log. You bitches really fucked it up there. And then you had the nerve to be like, it's a children's snack. Why the fuck would I want peanut butter and raisins on celery? I'm four. Where are the French fries? Bitch, I forgot what I was talking about. Honey Nut Cheerios are fucking magnificent. They got confetti flavors now. There's probably like a Hennessy flavor Cheerios. They're fucking great. And so I've decided now that I will always have Honey Nut Cheerios on hand. I just have to speak to my therapist about moderation, much like anything else. Because if I'm left to my own devices, Link will watch me eat a giant. Not a family size, but a giant size bag of Honey Nut Cheerios. Okay? For the non fat hoes at home, there's a bigger size of cereal from family. It's a giant size, just even larger. And it feels like. What are you trying to say? Like, this one's for a family, this other one for you giant hoes. Why not just call it big family, Giant size Fun sized snacks? Is that still a thing? Fun snacks? There was nothing more disgusting than it being Halloween. You go on trick or treating or you know they have candy at school, and then you open up your little Halloween basket and then in the pop, a fun sized Snickers that is the size of your baby thumb. What's fun about that? What about less candy is fun for a child? Why would you do that? How the fuck do you make a fun sized Twix? Uproarious, diabolical and foolish. Rihanna. Really petty as fuck for making her best ever album and then never speaking to music again. She said, no, no, I was making two albums a year to get out of that fuck contract. You got 1, 2, 7. I'm done. I'm about to sell you ugly hoes makeup, and I'm about to sell panties. Then I'm getting very pregnant all the. And you know what? Rihanna, good for you, bitch. Don't make shit else if you don't want to give them the game enough. We got loud, okay? We got anti. You inspired bitches who really shouldn't have to go and get like that Bob from the good girl gone bad era. You switch the game up, you sex the frame up. And so I feel like you honestly, you paid your dues. Go have four or five more kids if you want to. You can afford them. So from one Caribbean to Caribbean individuals who are not there. Good for you. Congratulations. But you had to really eat us up with anti and then just go, you see my pussy snack. I love pettiness, so can't be mad. Sometimes it still astonishes me that that pot, that ass like your friendy person, man, is. I mean, just astonishingly. I heard that song quite a few times before I saw the video. And I didn't expect to see. I didn't expect to see this Viking man. I didn't expect to see, like, lore accurate Thor rapping over this song. And apparently he enjoys saying nigga. And he. I just saw something about. He was talking about Gucci mane and saying, you know, these ain't Atlanta ways and that. I'm like, if I was some sort of research analyst or a historian and I wanted to know about Atlanta ways, you wouldn't be in the first thousand n. I asked. So black people again, of whatever generation, region, ilk, what are we doing with the gate? What are we doing with the gate? Jack Harlow, Corey Matthews looking ass had the nerve to make an album called my nigga. And then now we got them out of here. So. Do we want freedom like Ginger? Man, don't worry about what me or my friend doing. Get your ass out of it. Matter of fact, leave the club. Did y' all watch Sinners? Something that really kind of makes my skin crawl a bit are people that I call club section crawlers. And they're the people who either know a person in a section of a club or pretend that they do and then just slowly, bit by bit, they crawl up into whatever the section is. And then they get drunker than anybody else there off that bottom. This is where resting bitch face comes in handy. And honestly, my bitch face barely gets rest. Like, my bitch face is on Adderall, hon. She stays up. So I'm going to look at you like you're crazy. You don't respond to that I'm gonna ask, do you know this person? Because how dare you? It ain't even gotta be my section. Sometimes I just feel like being petty and rude and starting shit. Cause you're not gonna be my ass. So what fucking difference does it make? But I do wonder what is going on in the mindset of that person. Like, hmm. Like you the type of person who just like randomly sneak a bag of wintergreen mints in your pocket at CVS and walk out on cvv. It gives that. Like, you go to TJ Maxx, you don't want anything, but you're like, I bet I could fit this maxi dress up my. Like, is that what's happening? Like, why do you. Because it feels like scamming. It feels like scamming. It could be desperation. I don't want to be anywhere or drink anything that bad. So. Bring back shame. I said this a couple of weeks ago, months ago. I think at this point, got to bring it back. Got to bring back having shame. And you got to bring back shaming people. Okay? Cersei Lannister is not the only one who deserves people to scream shame at her. Have you met your baby father? What's taking you, Tom? I can't be the only one to shame the nigga. He doesn't respect my black gay ass opinion. He don't even respect you. I forgot what I was talking about, but I don't give a fuck because that one felt good. So if there is any gentleman out in Brazil that want to fly me out and be a sponsor, I'm open. In fact, clear the schedule. It's pretty ghetto out here, so you might be able to tell, or maybe you've heard whole country, whole country trash. So I've never been. If anyone feels like, you know, getting one of these incredibly overpriced tickets to have me come out to your beautiful place, show me around. I might show you not one, but both of these titties. Something to think about. My DMs are open. Also, actually. Just put your name and your nation height and the rest of that shit in the dm. We ain't even gotta be Brazil. Brazil's first up. But I'm trying to get the fuck up out of here anyway. So. Going once, going twice. That's gonna be it for my furious thoughts this week. I hope it helped. It surely offended. But with love, somewhere, I don't know, in here, I believe there is love. Unless I'm still here specifically to sow chaos into the world. What if that was like the. Wouldn't that be fun? What if I just be evil? Start some trouble. I don't know how to end things. Sorry.
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This episode is brought to you by Facebook. So you were scrolling on Marketplace and there it was, the bike you'd been searching for. You sent a message and it turned out the seller was super chatty, kind of funny, and an avid cyclist. The next thing you know, you're in a cycling crew. Well, a community cycling group. The thing about Facebook, you might find more than what you're looking for. From a browse to a bike ride this summer. Find more on Facebook.
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Welcome back to Furious Thoughts. This week we're going to be doing another one of my segments that we call Tite 5. By we, I mean me. Tight 5 is a quick, rapid fire list of five random things I've been thinking about and would like to share. This type 5 will be tacky Y2K fashions that I kind of miss up first. Glitter phones, gay. I do remember at some point that everybody was getting little rhinestones and putting them all over their phones. So much so that every fucking cell phone kiosk and shit that she would go up to had full crystallized versions of like phone covers and stuff. People would even put like little tassels and stuff on their phone. It was really, really cunty. And I think because I was gay and young and not allowed to have gay ass things, there's still a part of me that was like, that's like fear something also about it. It reminds me of like clueless mean girls televised girly things at the time. So glitter phones, I mean, I'm pretty sure people still have glittery heads phones, right? They damn sure still sell them at the mall. But that one might not have gone anywhere. Also, I guess Y2K is back now cause it's vintage. So number two on my type 5 throwbacks jerseys, that's what you call them, those throwbacks and jersey dresses. Now, I don't have really even a particular reason why. It just reminds me again of being a teen. It's not ugly, right? Unless I guess you think basketball jerseys are ugly. It's like one of the things that were incredibly popular then outside of denim that really I don't think can go out of style now. Jersey dresses. We were feeling festive. We were feeling festive. It was like throwbacks became so popular that the cunts were like, hold my Manolo Blahnik, timbs or Route 66. It was out to the flea market. Montgomery Flea market. You can find it at the Market and they were getting Jersey dresses made. Tee. That should come back if it hasn't already. That should come back if it hasn't already. Especially since the WNBA is up now and shit like that too. Um, girlies, the Jersey dress was, I'm not gonna lie to you, Bathing Apes. Bathing Apes is number three. Bathing Ape Bapes. Oh, God. Talk about niggas who wanted to feel all girls. Shut your ass up. You for the same hood as me, babes. You know, I blame Lil Wayne. I blame Pharrell Williams. Um, but I don't, obviously. Cause this type 5 is about things I miss. I really did like the, like, the all over print hoodie era. Specifically Bape, though, because it started getting wild. It really did a whole all over print hoodie of just Homer Simpson's favorite donuts. Go home. Like, the fuck are you doing outside with that shit on? But, like, Bape had, like, a lot of really cool designs. And the hoodies just always looked really comfortable. I liked the shoes, I liked the sneakers. It was just a fun fashion era because it really was like. It felt like it was very us, but it didn't feel like typical fashion or apparel for us. Apparently something about it just felt a little bit alternative and colorful and fun. I think it probably also introduced a lot of you niggas to Tony Hawk's pro skater. I still can't play that goddamn game. But Bape, four velour tracksuits. Now, first of all, I might have told this story already. If I haven't, I'm gonna tell it again. If I had, I'm gonna tell it again. I will never forget the day that I pulled up to Miami Killian Senior High School in a Fila. It was a tracksuit. Fila, velour tracksuit. I remember it was all. It was black and it had, like, light blue trim and lighting on it. Oversized. I was feeling puss. I got absolutely fried that day. I mean, bullies, friends, teacher. Everybody was like, girl, are you run or dmc? Which one do you like? How are you? How are you feeling? Hand to Jehovah. Velour tracksuits became Tee. Like, a year later, everybody had them on. And I was too small and four eyed and gay to say, well, why don't all of you suck my dick and balls? It was like right before Missy and them were wearing it all the time. I'm talking about right before that. Y' all fried me for having taste. Little did you know, trailblazer, diva, innovator, icon, leader of the pack. So each and every One of you hoes from today. I hope you bitches remember that day too. Cause I remember it. A hearty suck. Tanamito's. Don't ever doubt me, bitch. Don't ever doubt me. Do you see where the fuck I am right now, Ho? I knew. I knew. How's your husband? Not taking care of them kids, I bet. Bitch, I was flying. You hoes knew it. You hoes knew it. You couldn't take. You couldn't take my little small gay ass. Having a fashion sense doing something daring. Going outside of the box. Yeah, ho. Stick to your fucking oversized polo and your oversized cargos. Non dressing, bitch. Y' all had the nerve. I think I'm getting something out that I didn't know was so deeply embedded in me. I forgot what we were talking about. Number five is Tim's Timbaland. Now niggas from northeast coast. I'm not talking to y'. All. I know y' all still wear them and I respect that. I'm talking about a time where everybody was vulturing a culture, believe me, when everybody, I mean n in Miami were also wearing Timbs because it was like a big fashion trend for a while. Loved him like a nice pair of butters. Gorgeous, reliable. Um, now it's gonna feel like you have two elephants on your feet. Them boots are heavy. Like fuck. They're so mighty. Um, but there was a time where. Where Timbs were again so popular that the cunts made them high heels. And so really the vision of the 2000s woman women in the 2000s were like, yeah, I'm just gonna do that better than you. So Manolo Blahnik, I believe Blahnique had some tens that were high heel that probably caused like an astronomical amount of money. Those are the ones Beyonce had on. Cause she's fucking Beyonce. And then, I don't know, Claire's Sears. The rest of them were like, girl, we can do that. Just put a heel on the Tim. And the girls were out side. Bitch, I miss it. I do. Tacky. But I mean the high heel Tim tacky. And wearing Timbs in. In a 81 degree tropical climate with shorts. Tacky. But I loved it. Honorable mention. An honorable mention. I thought I could just say this. An honorable mention is going to go out to those spongebob watches from Burger King. You know what the fuck I'm talking about it for a millennial. Remember when Burgundy had these spongebob watches, like little plastic digital watch, but then you could like flip it. I believe like one side was the watch and then you could flip it. And I think the other side was that one of the characters faces. Bitches were at school, I promise, with every, every molecule. I mean, three on this, three on the, like walking outside like Canal street boosters. One of every character. I miss those days too, when, you know, we were kids and we collected shit and like, oh, look, I have this one and this one and this one. I mean, I'm sure kids still do that. Fucking Beyblades or slime or whatever. Le Boo Boos. No, that doesn't make sense either. Whatever the fuck y' all do it with. We had Beanie Babies Pokemon cards. I know that's still a thing, but the kids literally have to punch a 45 year old man from Russia in the face at Walmart to get a single Pokemon card these days. So God bless y'. All. But yeah, those spongebob watches from Burger King, Cunt. Now, little known fact, I'm not gonna say who, I'm not gonna say where, I might've already said this, but I had a very close family member that had, that worked for Burger King Corporation, which is their headquarters that I believe is still in Miami. So, baby, I got all of those, those watches off the Runway, okay? Like law roach dressing, Zendaya, like, oh, yeah, these came out when? Never, they come out next month I had all of them. So that was a time as well. Because it was interesting to see, to be in high school and see kids in like all these different ears. And kids, I would think, didn't even give a fuck about spongebob all wearing these watches. And it was like, are you wearing this watch because it's your favorite character? Are you wearing this watch because everyone else is wearing it? Are you wearing this watch because the only one that you could get was Squidward. Great conversation starter. Cute bitch. I don't have any of them in anywhere unless they're somewhere in my family home. I doubt it. But I guarantee if I go on like ebay right now, they sell one for $560, I feel like. And someone's gonna buy it because nostalgia. Speaking of which, I think my ma still has those cups, those Disney cups that Burger King used to sell. Now I'm getting real old. I don't even think, I don't even think. I was like a teenager when those things came up. There were like this size that Burger King was selling at one point that were like classic covers of Disney movies. My mother has those unopened. And Burger King also. Oh, my mother works for Burger King Corporation there. She also had these, like Lord of the Rings, I guess had a thing with Burger King at one point. So they sold these goblets. They might actually be glass, I don't remember. I think they're plastic. But they saw these goblets from Lord of the Rings that also light up. Those went wild in the streets because Lord of the Rings and she still has those unopened as well. So what I think I'm saying is I need to call my mama and ask her if she want to make some money. I don't give a fuck about Lord of the Rings. I don't even know why she kept those. So now Mindy's on my mind. This type 5 was about Y2K tackiness that I low key love and miss. Okay, you had your glitter phones, you have Tim's. Where you're not from New York, Jersey, Boston, maybe. I feel like only new. Whatever. Tim's. Okay, we have, we had throwbacks, throwback jerseys and we had another one. You're welcome. So this has been type 5. I will be sharing more of these with you. I think our next type 5 will be things I Miss Eating with that. My mother names me Kid Fury. It's been very nice spending this time with you today. I hope you enjoyed this episode. Happy August. Shout out to the Leos. Lord knows you shout yourself out enough, but I figured I'd tap in and yeah, hey, if you're watching this on YouTube, go ahead and give me a like and a subscribe and hit the notification bell because I'm told it will notify you of things here and also you can find me on patreon.com kidfury okay, we're over there getting custom made playlists by me. We watch a movie on livestream every month. Okay. You also will get exclusive footage from this and other things. Okay, so I'll be over there. TikTok, Twitter, all of the things I told you I'm bad at ending stuff. Sometimes you just be like, all right, that's enough. You know, or just do like, like talk shows where I go and start trying to read something that I'm not actually reading, but that's easier to do when someone else is up here with you. Anyway, see y' all next week. Bye bye. Bye. Tell your husband to brush his tongue. I don't understand why y' all are not like, send them back home. Send them back home. Send them back home. Call the parents, call the grandparents, say, you have to re raise this one. Start all over. It's the belly button. It's the tongue. It's the back of the ear. DJ Envy admitting on the whole live radio that he was taught to wash his booty by his adult wife. Like, And then you stay there, and then you stay in the house with them, knowing that you just clawed blood and viscera and tar out of this man's ass crack. And you're like, I'm gonna go to bed tonight. Here. That's how you went in the fucking show. Cause now I'm tired.