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Hey y', all, it's Kid Fury. If there's one thing y' all should know by now that I don't play about, it's food. Eating it, smelling it, having it, I love it. But life, it comes at me fast. Everything is upside down and unpredictable. So it helps to have real food, especially when it's prepared for me. Factor makes chef crafted dietitian designed ready to eat meals so that I don't have to do it. Every factor meal is designed around what supports a healthier lifestyle and nothing that doesn't. Factor's meals are ready in two minutes and require no prep and no cleanup. And when I talk about like that is the truth gift because I can spend that 120 seconds thinking about all sorts of things. Every week you'll find over 100 nutrient dense menu items to choose from and new options like salmon, burgers, collard greens, even pumpkin flavored cheesecake. 97% of users agree that factor meals help them live a healthier life. So you can feel confident that you're doing something good for yourself with every meal. I love the chicken southwest style salad because you know, I'm trying to get slim and trim and prove something to the girls. But when I'm really feeling my beat, I go for the truffle butter, filet mignon, y'. All. Do I have to say anything else? Mashed potatoes, carrots. Everything a grown young lady like myself needs. So let's eat real head to factor meals.com fury50off and use code fury50OFF to get 50% off and one free breakfast item per box for one year while supplies last until 10-31-2026. That's code fury50OFF50@factory meals.com See website for more details. And let's get back to more me. So I wanted to start this week by saying shout out to all the people who are choosing optimism and happiness throughout the decade or so, almost a decade that it has been constant, unpredictable, uncontrollable chaos. Everybody going through it, everybody who I speak to is dealing with something that Jabba the President has chosen to do or is doing and then forgot he he chose to do by fucking lunch because the bitch is demented. I'm taking a sidebar. This is about you. A lot of you are are leading into your lives and you're choosing positivity and you're choosing hope. And I don't believe that anybody owes anyone a good mood. I damn sure don't. And so I just wanted to commend you. I feel like it's probably for some of you, it's probably just natural to you, but I think for many, you choose to wake up and find the bright side, demand the bright side and not let the perpetual disaster that is Earth with your stride. I just wanted to give you some flowers because I'm sure most people don't even consider it or say anything to you about it and say that I'm inspired. I am inspired because I'm waiting for the big one, bitch. I was actually having a conversation. What were we watching? Some shit with an asteroid. Maybe it was an anime or something. I can't think of it. This is a couple days ago, but a friend of mine. It was X Men 97. I was watching X Men 97 and a friend of mine was like, if an asteroid hit, like, would it really need to be big enough to. Do you think it would wipe out the whole planet? And the funny thing he asked me was, do you think that, like, different nations around the world would put aside their petty beef to, you know, work together to save the planet? In the case of an asteroid, she was Captain Planet, the fuck? No. No. They would retreat to those bunkers that they have been, you know, cooking up and placing on the ground all across the nation and then tell the rest of our bitches good luck. But honestly, depending on an asteroid size, I just. I think the whole thing would be a wrap. And that's where you lean into radical acceptance. You know, call your ex, do all of the drugs, whatever, you know. But again, I am losing the plot. Good job. I love you. I'm inspired and I am working on optimism. I think I'm actually doing a really good job. So I just wanted to start out this episode with something cute and, you know, connective and. And truly sincere. Because usually I start these things off telling you that your baby daddy, dirty as he is, and, you know, I'm multifaceted kid. Furious. My name. This is Furious. Thoughts? Welcome back. Or for the first time, let's get started. I think that hot, fresh clothes out the dryer are better than a hug. There's no kind of, like, consolation or human connection that can really bring me peace. Like pulling laundry fresh out the dryer. When I was younger, doing laundry at like 5 because my mama was like, girl, you can reach it. I would sometimes, like, pull the laundry out and then just lay on it face first. It was like my first sauna. But not until this day when I'm doing my laundry because I'm grown and I pull the laundry out of that dry Air. And it is warm. It's like we were waiting for you. We knew you were miserable, but look, you have things. And we're giving you the warmest embrace that you've ever experienced because you ain't got no man and your mama live on the other side of the country, but you have us. And I feel like if anything, what I'm gonna land with here is that why don't your man do the laundry? And then he ain't got no friends and he doesn't even listen to you when you're talking to him. So what does he want? Your kids don't even pick up their clothes. No one is experiencing the joy of hot dryer clothes but you and I. And one of y' all is going to be like, you know, not me and my husband. And you know, because we've been together since. Okay, Tom joined the cruise. Like, good. Congratulations. Close out the dryer. A living piece. Moving on, slash, new thought, same theme. Having a bidet, it changes your life. It changes your. Your. Your mind. It has changed my molecular. Molecular str. Having a bidet, is it similar to the. The clothes in the dryer? But it's like. This can be between us. It was just a little time for me and you. Now, in a very sensual way, I'm gonna get you together back here. You've never ever known fellowship or love. The way that me bidet. I call mine Maurice. But that's a different. You know, you don't mind your business. But a bidet, maybe more of a like, like maybe that's like a super first world thing. I don't even think bidets are that expensive anymore. I don't. But baby, a bidet and a warm, a warming toilet seat. Probably great that I don't have a man anyway, cuz he would just be jealous. Like how you love the toilet more than me. What have you ever done? So am I not doing a great job of positivity so far? I'm going to drag somebody, I'm sure at this point. But like, baby, do your laundry. If you can encourage people in your life to do it so they can know peace and also be productive. And if there is ever a way for a bidet to enter your personal life, don't walk, run. Save the coins. You know, Beyonce seems like she about to play with us, so maybe after that. But if you can ever bidet your life up. I'm telling you, There are like three things in my 24 hours that I know I can rely on. Me. Me. Eating food and My bidet. Thank you for listening. And so imagine being DJ Envy wife and like, like we have bidet money. And you mean to tell me that I have to go up there with a shovel? Why did you tell us that? Nobody had to know. Nobody had to know. Nobody had to know. I know her. Her group chat was just treacherous. So what? Okay, I'm sorry. I'm having fun. The fact that Zaron Mamdanya is not my husband bothers me on a consistent basis. And I feel like this is the time and space to say every single day that man comes across my feed into my digital life and goes, I'm perfect. I don't make mistakes. I follow up on all of the shit that I say I'm going to follow up on. I fix potholes, fire extinguishers, jumbotrons in two hours flat. And I'm fine. And a former rapper. It really is upsetting that not only are we not married, we've never met. And I feel like I've done a lot of work and a lot of upliftment cussing as well, but like on like a. A full scale, I deserve it. Sure. He's married. This is why I'm expressing to you that life has failed me. Because why? Why is that man not married to me? And why wait New York City to put that kind of nigga in the streets after I'm gone? This is why I don't miss you. That was the pettiest thing that you've ever done to me in New York City. Really the most perfect man. All you do is go outside, smile, give people money, hate Donald Trump, ride bikes, go to the Knicks game, but sit in the nosebleeds because he's like, well, I'm not here to be rich, so fine, I guess we'll always have the Abby. Actually, we don't even have the AB anymore. They have these at Strike Club. But that's also a different conversation. I'm pretty sure I had a gatekeeping pot on here at some point. But the magic of me is that I'm gonna say it again at some point, whether I did or not, because white gays, right? West Hollywood was your Narnia. It was like white Wakanda, y'. All. So how the have you allowed it to turn into the hills? Laguna Beach? Why did you do that? You don't want things you can't tell to go home. Let me up in several lesbian nightlife organizations in New York City, tell niggas directly at the door, not only can you not come in here, if you don't get at least 50ft back, we're macing you. So. Sometimes tell people they can't. I do it all the time. It's one of my favorite things to do. Water is delicious. So good. Imagine further being an adult, right? And all your man drink is Hawaiian punch and tang. And like you have to tell him to drink water. This further explains why I'm single. Because it's gonna be like one moment of this or I'm like, oh, you need a parent. Won't be me. Mitch here is the reason I do need a man though, as nothing to do with love or intimacy. I was doing some handiwork around the house the other day and I was like, it should be a here doing this. Like, I think I was putting a new mount up for my tv and I was like putting some lamps together and. And I looked around, I'm like, At this big age, it should be a in here who I demand do this and he won't argue. So that was like, like half of a second I was like, yeah, I need a man. But then I thought about and I'm like, my man can just be task, rabbit, thumbtack, Craigslist is probably still a thing. Absolutely. Just call somebody to come over here and do their. And that's exactly what I will be doing next time. Because you come over, you mount the TV and then you want to watch it with me. And it's like, okay, now we're doing too much. Hey, y', all, it's Kid Fury. If there's one thing y' all should know by now that I don't play about, it's food. Eating it, smelling it, having it, I love it. But life, it comes at me fast. Everything is upside down and unpredictable. So it helps to have real food, especially when it's prepared for me. Factor makes chef crafted dietitian designed ready to eat meals so that I don't have to do it. Every factor meal is designed around what supports a healthier lifestyle and nothing that doesn't. Factor's meals are ready in two minutes and require no prep and no cleanup. And when I talk about like, that is the true gift, because I can spend that 120 seconds thinking about all sorts of things. Every week, you'll find over 100 nutrient dense menu items to choose from and new options like salmon, burgers, collard greens, even pumpkin flavored cheesecake. 97% of users agree that factor meals help them live a healthier life. So you can feel confident that you're doing Something good for yourself with every meal. I love the chicken southwest style salad because, you know, I'm trying to get slim and trim and prove something to the girls. But when I'm really feeling my beat, I go for the truffle butter, filet mignon. I mean, do I have to say anything else? Mashed potatoes, carrots. Everything a grown young lady like myself needs. So let's eat real head to factor meals.com fury50off and use code fury50OFF to get 50% off and one free breakfast item per box for one year while supplies last until October 31, 2026. That's code fury50OFF50 Factor meals.com see website for more details. And let's get back to more me. It's really fierce how uncomfortable talking about periods makes people. I think it's fierce. Like people can say period in certain rooms or like tampon or pad or whatever and people like want to run out the room. Even other people that have periods. Is it the blood portion? Is it, is it the. The reproductive organ portion is. Why is it like upset you breastfeeding too? It's like, oh, this lady was on the bus and pulled the titty out and breastfeeding and I was just a little. What, hungry? Were you jealous? Titties feed babies often it's not. And a baby hungry. Would you have rather been sitting on a bus with that baby hollering for all 13 of your stops or would you rather this lady pull her titty out and fed her baby? So it really upsets me and confuses me. Why? Like why women and people with. With those particular reproductive organs have to further deal with y' all being so dim witted that you act like you're in kindergarten when someone talks about very basic things when it comes to their body, like what you supposed to do, have a period support group. I guess it's just women, but it's like, bitch. So if I feed the baby, you uncomfortable. If I bleed the baby, you uncomfortable. What do you want from me? I think y' all should be allowed 1. One grave injury slash murder. A couple every couple years. I, I absolutely think that women specifically should be able to kill at least one man a decade. You know, like the purge. But could and the purge is coming. Like, she's completely on the way, girl. And let me tell you something. I'm not going out with a. A not Freddy Krueger. You're not supernatural. If we talking about the streets versus the streets. I've been ready for this. I've been ready. I Have the outfits. I have multiple swords, throwing knives. Okay. And I won't even discuss. I'm. I'm prepared. Okay. Now I don't feel like I will survive fully into the post apoc, post apocalyptic nature of that era that we'll be in. But I'm catching bodies on my way out. Understand it. So what were you talking about? I'm pretty sure I was talking about periods and somehow I ended on the purge. I love me. Where else are you gonna get that kind of entertainment, bitch? From periods to purges. Isn't a period kind of a purge? I'm awesome. I would like to talk just a bit about the lyrical. What's the word? Prowess, Bravery. The lyrical liberation that is freakily by Petey Pablo. Let's just highlight a few of my favorite moments from the song. Earring in her tongue as you know what to do with it. So are you saying that she took her earring out and then put it in her tongue? Are you talking about a tongue ring? Does the tongue ring look like an earring? Was there ever a time in fashion where the girl's like, I'm gonna take the top of my earring and then put it. What are you talking about? Earring in her tongue. That always perplexed me. And I was probably in what, seventh, eighth grade when this song came out Fine. It probably Earring in her tongue. Probably sound like tongue ring. And it also gets the. Let's stay focused. I think the most liberated part of the song is sniff a little coke, take a little X, take a little, smoke a little weed, drink a little bit. Tell your truth, Pete. Speak your life outside now. All at once. Coke, eggs. Oh, yeah, that's light. That's not that bad. I mean, I don't know that, you know, I'll just drink water and praise the Lord. So I found that to be incredibly fascinating and still something that I admire. And then there's something about. Something about watching a bitch get her pussy licked by another bitch because he ain't drunk enough to do that. So see, here, here. I'm having trouble. So do you feel like you need to be drunk to eat puss? Why are you lying? Why are you lying? That might have been like the tail end of niggas, like, acting like they didn't eat pussy. That was always mind block. I remember a substantial. It's probably still the case. But would act like, oh, yeah, no, I would never perform cunnilingus. All you do is lie. Don't nobody believe a thing you talking about. And I could probably dial a few numbers to confirm that that's untrue. So I would rather watch another bitch lick the pussy because I'm not drunk enough to do it. That song is wild. And, I mean, that's the tip of the iceberg. So to Petey Pablo, I say, wow. And wherever you are, you're there. Speaking about lyrical bravery and prowess and things like that. Imagine being Bia in the year 2026. So this lady has pretty much a hit record, Cardi B, Pretty and Petty, where she accuses Bia of doing questioning the questionable things at Diddy's house. She said her breath smells like diarrhea. She in fact called her Diarrhea Bia. She said that the girl's built like her dad. She said that she doesn't even have a BET Award. She asked listeners to name five of this woman Bia songs. With a gun pointed to your head. And then she herself said, don't worry about it. I know you can't. Gunshot to your head. It's very. It's very hostile, the record and catchy. And she's performed it all over the place. I heard it in the club this past weekend. Everybody is rapping along to it. And I'm just like that therapist. It has to be making banks because, wow, what a life. I don't have anything else to say. I just think it's fascinating. Diarrhea. Be a breath so stink you can smell it. For you see her, it's like, that's. That's sixth grade. That's like maybe freshman year of high school is something that you would write on one of those notes that you made, like a football. And then you do that across the room. Oh, my God. These children don't know what the I'm talking about. Oh, no. See, kids, when. When I was younger, we had this thing called paper, and. And we would use it quite frequently in classroom settings. So that gave us the opportunity to write notes to each other rather than airdropping them. Whatever y' all bitches do now. And so that also gave us the creativity of making footballs out of paper, making little puzzles where you did this and then I think you made a wish or some shit. I don't remember how that one works. What I'm saying is that we made fun of. We did. And y' all still can't tell me what 6, 7 is. And I feel like the kids that popularize 6, 7 just graduated college. So I'm just here. I'm just here. A lot of y' all are still saying like an unbelievable amount of. Y' all are still saying, I could care less. And I'm blown away. I. It. Because if you. If you consider that each word has a meaning, and then you put those three words together and you consider the meaning of each one of them, what. I've done this before. I'll do it again because I care. Okay, let's take this very, very slowly. Let's go through it. Okay? Lucky for you and me, there's only three words here. Okay? I. That's. You Could. Could able to. Okay, I could. I can, right? So I am able to care. Oh, it's four words. Care, give a fuck about, be interested in, have a. Sympathy for. Less. Less. The opposite of more. Okay, so let's pack the four words together. I. You could. Able to give a shit less. So you're saying that you can care less than you do about the thing that you're trying to say you don't care about. So now I understand that some of you are probably still struggling. So here's where I'm going to direct you. You're probably on the Internet. Go right over to Ms. Google. She'll help you out. But before I send you over that way, I'm going to suggest that you stop saying that she and say, I couldn't. I could not care less. Because when you add the knots, when you add the N apostrophe T, well, you've now created. Come on. Jesus. What you've now created is a new definition for that second word. Now, what you are saying is. Or let's add too. I am not able to give a shit less than I do right now. I'm at the bottom of caring. That's what you're trying to say. Because the words aren't really difficult. Like, If one of the words was like, anti disestablishmentarianism, that would be like, okay, who doesn't that up? What does that mean? I could care less? Listen, I have a Dade county public school education, so I have really no room to judge. I just. I could care less. And you probably don't even see what I did there. Oh, why have Karisha and Saucy Santana not made a joint album at this point? I'm sure they both love Money. It feels like that one's just right there. They like. They both rap. They both from Florida. They're notable besties. Why wouldn't they make a joint? Be like Quiet on the Throne. I listen, I'm bad at titles, but that just feels like a. A bag waiting to happen. Are they like, it's too on the nose. I feel like it'd be disrespectful to jt. Is there something I'm missing? It just feels like it would be a great gay time because they're both gay. This is a bad idea. It feels fun. I, I, I, I, I, I want to hear it as like, Monique said that terrible mom. I would love to see it. What was that on? Was she on Dr. Phil when she said that? Was she on Dr. Phil when she said that? That explains a lot. Monique also hosted a show on VH1 called Charm School. Monique also hosted Love and Hip Hop Reunion. So it was kind of like, where was her mind at? I forgot what I was talking about. Now coming as merch. Hi, Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. 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First of all, FCM sounds like something that they would ask you if you have a geek squad before they fix your computer. Like, this is a person you're talking about, not a flash drive or whatever the fuck. An ethernet cable. Where do you get off now? To my trans brothers out there. If I. If I'm overstepping my boundaries, if I'm missing something here, please tell me to shut the up. But when I hear it, see, makes me cringe. So calm the down. Calm the down. Especially since most of y', all, from my perspective, use it to, like, describe someone sexually. Which makes it way worse because at that point you're just fetishizing somebody. Don't like that. And this is why I said that I was going to start the program with positivity. Because I knew we'd get here. I knew we'd get here. And so, yeah, I want to cap that thought by saying, oh, God, do better. Especially if you are gay, queer, any part of the community or not. Shut up. Do better. Drink water. Do your fucking laundry. Act like you got some goddamn sense. Watch House of the Dragon. Enrich your life. Pressure. Wash your boot. No. Fantastic. And not even, like, in a gay way, okay? Because every straight man I've ever met that has a bidet or used it, bidet is like, well, this is a new era in my humanity. I didn't really even know that I could evolve as a human being. But here I am, full charizard, and I'm like, yep, girl or Blastoise? Because that makes more sense if you know Pokemon. If you don't, you have to know at this point. I'm tired of y' all being like, oh, so Pokemon is Pikachu, right? What do you want, five cookies? You want a dozen chocolate chip? Oh, my God, I didn't watch Pokemon. Suck a dick, ho. You know what Pikachu is? And you know it's Pokemon. Yoshi's the green one, right? Fuck are you Kimmy Schmidt? Why you trying to act like you don't know nerd shit? But then you want to brag that love of basketball, your favorite movie. Stay inside. Now, when you black and you say you don't know shit about Harry Potter because your parents weren't gonna let you watch that witch, that make that make sense? That I can't argue with you about. But if you're like, oh, he the one with glasses, right? Shut up. You see them at cvs, like, what are you trying to prove? Not like any of us really have taste. You ain't Jesus. If Jesus watched TV right now, what do you think you'd be watching? Because I think a lot of y' all be like, oh, he watching Prince of Egypt or something like that. Let me something. Jesus watching baddies. Jesus is fucking watching the Equalizer. Queen Latifah, Jesus probably watching. Jesus probably stopped watching Drag Race by this point. I think he probably made it up to, like, season 13 like many of the rest of us. I think Jesus definitely watched the Polygamist. He probably wrote it. No shade. Because I saw Heaven's Gate, but that's a video for a different time coming soon. I feel like Jesus probably watched Sinners. I think Jesus definitely watched the Odyssey, and it was like, okay, this could use some tuning up. But she was fine. I feel like Jesus favorite movie that I've seen. Dead presidents, Dead fucking President. I think that might be, like, top two for Jesus, definitely. And up there as well is probably, like, the Conjuring for sure. Because if you've seen the Conjuring. I think I said this about the franchise before. Yes, Horribly terrifying. Demons, possession, all of those things. But you know what saves the day at the end of the Conjuring Films? Power of Christ. Explicitly. Like, explicitly, verify me again, what's his name? Patrick Wilson. They pull out them rosaries and crosses and things and say, by the blood of Jesus Christ, I condemn you back to hell. And you know what them demons do? Go home. So I feel like Jesus probably enjoys the Conjuring, at least the first one, because it's the best one from the element of like, yep, get to know us. Like, when. When we were discussing that shadowy valley of evil. Where did that go? No fear. Hello, it's me. I do this. I'm Christ. Okay. Washed my feet with their hair. Excuse me. Get to know me. I died for you, Brokey. I don't know how I got to Jesus letterbox. What I will say is, I know that God has a sense of humor. So before you get your panties in a bunch, consider the fact that he's probably cracking up. He made me funny. Like, I can't wait for some of y' all to get to the gate and be like, ooh, Peter. And I'm gonna be like, actually, we don't have any room for you if you just get right back down them steps. So I got all this. God would be like, okay, so, girl, I didn't say that. I never said that. I for sure didn't say that. And you absolutely should have kept my name out your mouth here. Like, I can't wait for. For them to gag here right outside. You won't even be able to see the pearl glisten on them gates. I can't wait. I can't wait. This is a thought that. This is a thought that I will expand on later at some point, because there's a lot to it. But I'm just gonna start by saying that I was young once, and I remember times where I was the youngest person in the room, and that was always something I held dear. I'm not the youngest one in. In the rooms anymore. In fact, I'm meeting that I'm certain are, like a decade older than me. And then I'm like eight years older than these, which means two things. Wow. I'm up there and y' all going through it. Like, But it's getting tricky out here, man. It's, it's, it's getting wild out here. The maybe this is a midlife crisis. Quarter life halfway through. I've been 81 spiritually since I was born. So, I mean, something about it feels like home. But I thought about the other day too. I'm like, I always liked men that were, you know, just a little bit older than me. I really liked men who were younger than me at all, be my age, be a little, you know, a few years older. And now I'm in a place where I'm like, well, older men are just. They're going more and more each day, aren't they? Like, you're just. You're not that girl anymore. Romances is for kids that watch I love LA and Kaisanette. So you are going to have to go ahead and stick to your ginger tea and non negotiable stretching. I mean mandatory daily stretching if you want to move. I have to, to make sure that I have a solid diet. Vitamin multivitamins, more than one. It's happening, girls. It's happening. And sometimes it's like, I mean, it's not really making me miserable. It's not something that's like anything more than like, well, we're here. And I think a part of it that does bring me peace and settlement is that I am gay and have no intention of having children. So I'll be young forever. I will be wherever I want to. Butt naked for life. So there's that. I at least don't have to apply any of the absolutely backwards heteronormative concepts that most of you do to my life. I don't even like people in my house besides my dog. So what is old? Besides not knowing how TikTok works? That's bad though, that. That one's really bad, considering the fact that my mama sends me TikToks. Did you see this one? Wow. Well, you gave birth to me. And so clearly this is not a too old thing. This is me. That one is rough. That one is rough. I'm still. Listen, TikTok as an application has too much personality and opinion for me. I'm not talking about users, I'm talking about the software itself. Because I promise you, I mentioned this on. On the read I went on TikTok full intent. I'm gonna give this in the trime to understand it. And everybody keep telling me to work on my algorithm. So I'm gonna hit the things I like and skip the things I don't. Like, bitch, I skipped two back to back videos and they sent me to a video of talking shit about me. So I was like, you know what, TikTok? I'm glad we're on the same page. I don't like you. You don't like me. Bitch, we're opps cool. Whatever it is that you got going on over there, keep it ho. Cause what you're not gonna do is disrespect me in my face. Like, I thought that. I thought you were getting to know me, you know, I thought the whole thing about hitting these dumb ass buttons was for you to be like, oh, okay, this is for you. Maybe this isn't for you. Let me find you a clip from Steven Universe perhaps or something from one piece. You're like, oh, so two nose back to back. You must be really feeling yourself fat. Oh, so here go a video about somebody talking about you with your fat old ass. No, I. I dare you to hit not interested on something again. I'm like, tick tock. My mother uses this app. Why would you do this to me? But I'm trying anyways. I'm, I'm very solid for the most part in this era of my life, they're just. Every time, every now and then something goes, well, high school might have felt like yesterday because it was traumatic. But baby, baby, you're about to start getting letters from that, that group that start with two A's and ends with rp. But not too long after that. Early bird specials, baby. Always updated. Life gives back. Because when I tell you I'm going to be parked at the Denny's at three, I want moons over my hammy. I want every sauce. Just bring out one or everything. Life gets back. We ain't gonna have no Social Security, but we will have cheesy egg and ham and cheese sandwiches or whatever. I've had the moons over Miami in a long ass time, but I've always appreciate that it's play on the. The name of my hometown. We don't deserve it. Yeah, the we do. I should really have someone, I don't know, a publicist or my mama or somebody on FaceTime to just be like, okay, girl, wrap it up, wrap it. Wrapping up. You're ranting. You're a tangent. Just sprouted two other tangents. Don't know you. No one knows what you're talking about. No one knows what you're talking about. So ultimately what I'm saying is, isn't life weird and grand? And didn't Covid put all of our Lives speed up to 1.5. Even these kids got whiplash like they just got back from the snap. What they called it the Thanos Snap. Everybody's foggy minded, but I'm gonna bring it back to positivity. You know, I mean, let's cycle back around. Let's say something nice about you and something to show that I am in fact inspired by, by positivity. And so I will apply it here, here as well by saying that. Okay, so here's a positive way to end this. I'm fine. I'm finding it. The Lion King is a great movie. It's a great movie and it's. It stood the test of time and it will always be there. Waiting for us is the circle of life and it moves us all. One of the best songs ever written, by the way. So if you are having trouble with life and you can watch the Lion King today, it will bring you peace and, and, and positivity and laughter and. Great, Great. So you feel better. I'm Kid Fury. This is Furious thoughts. Thank you so much for joining again. If you're still here, go ahead and hit subscribe. If you're watching this on YouTube, hit the like button. Comment. Kind unkind. What? Whatever it is that you're feeling, especially if you're watching on YouTube. I don't expect most of the comments to be kind on YouTube. It's fine. And the notification bell, which I, I realized embarrassingly late, notifies you about me. So if you click on that, that's something you want. Go ahead and do that. Patreon.com Kid Fury if you'd like more of my nonsense, my incredibly foul mouth and lots of fun surprises. And with that being said, take care of yourselves and power wash your husband's ass and then shame him. Shame him. You have to make men feel bad. I'm sorry. We won't survive otherwise. I feel like that's the way I ended the show last week, didn't I clean your husband. It matters to me and it should matter to you too, bitch. You sleep in the bed next to him. So he has booty crust directly in his ass cheeks. And he's under the blankets with you. And it's just wafting up. It's just wafting up. And you know it's there. You know it's there. He's an adult. He's the. And then he wants to spoon and cuddle with you. No, you have fecal crust in the bed. Another wise queen ends her show by saying, if you can't love yourself, how are you gonna love anybody else? Amen. I wish A would get in my bed with Doodle his ass. Talk about.