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Joe Soucheray
Mishke here joining the GL world to pitch my new podcast, which now comes out twice a week, Wednesdays and Fridays. The show features an extraordinary array of exotic circus performers, forgotten Hollywood starlets, reclusive Fortune 500 CEOs, professional taxidermists. Oh, wait a minute. That's a different promo. Where's the promo for GL ers? Here it is. Let's try this again. Mishke here pitching my new podcast. We're out of time. Could I do it again? What can 160 years of experience teach you about the future when it comes.
Chris Reivers
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Joe Soucheray
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Chris Reivers
Hail the Flashlight King.
Joe Soucheray
And now, from the mayor's office above the boathouse on the east shore of Spoon Lake, it's Garage Logic, with Chris Reavers manning technology corner, Kenny Olson from the Crabby coffee shop, John Height in the newsroom, and of course the rookie here is your Flashlight King, fireworks commissioner and the keeper of common sense, your.
Chris Reivers
May Joe Sushi waves when the camera's not on and I get a double.
Kenny Olson
One because I'm following me here. Here's.
Joe Soucheray
Let's remember yesterday. Let's just remember.
Just remind yourself.
We should have thought of this. We were talking about Prince's sing along and it's going to cost Minneapolis 150 grand. Kenny will do it for 75. Yep. We should have thought of this. Chris from Wisconsin weighs in. Check this out.
John Height
You mean to tell me.
Joe Soucheray
You mean to tell me that the city of Minneapolis needs to hire a consultant to complete event permitting that is required by the city of Minneapolis? That's a great point.
Chris Reivers
Wow.
Joe Soucheray
The city of Minneapolis needs a permit from the city of Minneapolis to spend 150 grand a year money to have a Prince sing along?
Chris Reivers
Rook, I'm gonna need help with this.
Joe Soucheray
So basically, I don't think it's a long topic. I just wanted to salute, but the.
Chris Reivers
City of Minneapolis is Saying under our direction.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, it's a rookie move.
Kenny Olson
Yes, I know this move.
Rook
Well, come. How come I can't hear him?
Kenny Olson
Check, one, two, check, check.
Joe Soucheray
Jesse. Jesse Valbrecht, who did our wonderful chunk kicking song. Yeah, he. He's the same guy that did the Marjorie Johnson song.
Rook
Yes. Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
And he said, I did this one the same way I did the blue ribbon groove for Marjorie. Quick prompt in an LLM. What's that mean, Gabe? LLM.
Chris Reivers
It's some type of licensing, I believe.
Joe Soucheray
To generate the lyrics, dump it into a free AI song generator. It gave me two options. I like the one better that I sent you. Isn't that something?
Chris Reivers
Large language model.
Joe Soucheray
Okay.
Chris Reivers
A type of artificial intelligence trained or massive text data sets.
Joe Soucheray
And then I don't know how this happened. Do you have the fraud song ready?
The fraudulent song that was put to lyrics? Just tell me. Just tell me when you have it ready.
Jordy. I think Jordi's responsible for this. It's the most wonderful time of year. Only it's the most fraudulent. It's the most fraudulent time of the year. With kids rapid shooting and everyone looting to get some free gear. It's the most fraudulent time of the year. But whoever fed this into an AI machine, it doesn't come out as a Christmas song.
If we could play it.
Rook
I thought it was Jesse that did that for us.
Joe Soucheray
Jesse didn't do the fraud song. He did Marjorie and the chunk kicking. But Jordy's the one who came up with. I believe Jordy's responsible for the lyrics. It's the most fraudulent time of the year. And then a song was sent to me. Now, maybe somebody other than Jordy did the song, but it. It wasn't. Whoever fed it to AI didn't bother to say make this similar to it's the most wonderful time of the year.
So a little heads up would have.
Chris Reivers
Been helpful on that one.
Joe Soucheray
Do we have God?
Rook
Well, we don't do show prep on this show.
Joe Soucheray
No, because you all had to talk about Kurt Pavaka. Yeah, well.
Never mind.
Chris Reivers
I'll have it for you momentarily.
Joe Soucheray
If you'd like to power from now, we'll get it.
Rook
Blame others.
Joe Soucheray
I am. I'm a victim. I'm a victim.
Rook
Yeah. Okay.
Joe Soucheray
I will continue the chunk update so long as they are as good as the ones I'm about to give you. Oh, good.
Kenny Olson
Okay.
Rook
This has become my favorite part of the show.
Joe Soucheray
Well, this is from Maya. Maya Fors.
She calls this the chunk kicking Miracle on ice.
Kenny Olson
People.
Joe Soucheray
Dear garagelogic friends, I hope I'M not too late to weigh in on the great Chunk Kicking dust up of 2025. My husband, one of your faithful daily listeners, told me the the tradition of chunk kicking had somehow become controversial. Naturally, I had to tune in, because if there's anything Minnesotans can argue about with passion, it's weather, snow, emergencies, and the underside of our cars. This brings me to the night Chunk kicking quite literally brought peace and order to a frozen corner of Interstate 35E. It was November of 2010 around 11pm and I was driving from the North Metro to the South Metro when freezing rain turned the highway into a glossy sheet of ice. About a dozen of us did the classic Minnesota Slide, pray and hope for the best maneuver, and by some miracle, nobody hit anything. We all just stopped dead still and stayed that way while confirming that we still had all of our body parts attached. Traffic backed up 25 miles for roughly five hours. You could have run a full marathon in the time we sat there contemplating the choice to live in Minnesota. For the first 30 minutes, everyone stayed in their car, staring blankly into the icy abyss like good stoic Minnesotans. Then slowly, doors started opening. People emerged, they checked on one another, and when it became clear that we were all fine, just stranded and bored, the men folk did what men folk naturally do when faced with adversity. They started kicking chunks. And not just casual chunks. Organized chunk kicking with teams, leagues and strategy. Highway Chunk hockey was born right there on 35e, complete with substitute chunks whenever one shattered on impact. I'm telling you, it was beautiful. Had KST be sure showing up with a camera crew, we'd still be watching that footage every winter storm season like it was the miracle on ice. Eventually, assault truck came barreling up the highway going the wrong direction like the Lone Ranger of road maintenance. He melted the ice, broke up the game, and sent us safely on our way. But that moment, those glorious chunk kicker heroes made what could have been a panic fest into a memory I'll never forget. And so GL Crew, I submit to you that Minnesota is made up of two types of people, Chunk kickers and chunk receivers. You either one or the other. There's no middle ground. I for one, am a lifelong chunk receiver, former resident of Minnesota, currently resident of the wimpy Minnesotans of Winter Club. I live in Texas. I hated the cold, never wore the right clothing, and treated winter car maintenance like a suggestion.
My car grew stalactites. My wheel wells looked like they were smuggling cinder blocks. And the chump kickers, they kept me going. Those noble Souls probably added years to my car by kicking off rust, causing salt I refused to address. They served a purpose. They restored the natural order. If this happened in Texas, they'd call it a bless your heart moment. Texas for you, Poor misguided fool. And some rancher at a gas station would give me a full gospel lesson on respecting the car God gave me. But here's the sad truth. In today's society, you just can't walk up and boot a stranger's chunk anymore. Liability, Cameras, Feelings. Tim Walls. The world has changed, which is why it's more important than ever to know your role. If you're a kicker, lovingly communicate your intentions. If you're a receiver, respectfully accept the assistance and don't flinch when someone aims a boot at your dangling ice stalactite. And know that you are bringing great joy to your kicker's day. We should probably start teaching kids the right after this. Right after potty training. Maybe slap it in a storybook. Good night, Moon. Good night, Chunks. Anyway, thank you for letting me defend the noble art of chunk kicking. The world needs more of it. Maya Fors from the great state of Texas. Can I get an amen?
Kenny Olson
Amen, brother.
Joe Soucheray
Can I get an amen? Oh, yeah. That's wonderful. Now we get. I had one guy from.
What's this? The fraud song.
Chris Reivers
It's the most fraudulent time of the year.
Joe Soucheray
Now, how could this be with the kids rapid shooting. This is not a Christmas. Everyone looting to get some freaky.
Chris Reivers
It's the most fraudulent time of the year. I. I told you that it wasn't set to a.
Joe Soucheray
Take it down. Take it down.
John Height
I wonder if there's. It won't take a familiar melody. AI. Because copyright reasons itself.
Chris Reivers
That's exact. That's exactly why it won't do it.
John Height
And you.
Joe Soucheray
Well, you could have said, make it sound like a Christmas song.
John Height
Sounds like a folky Christmas song kind of thing.
Joe Soucheray
Geez, John, what do you need?
Rook
Sleigh bells.
John Height
You need to listen to more.
Rook
Yeah.
Kenny Olson
In the lane.
Joe Soucheray
I had one guy from Wisconsin and said, I don't mind kicking. Or Minnesota. Said, when I see a Wisconsin car with chunks, I don't mind kicking them because those chunks are invasive species.
Here's one. Here's one from Tom Martins or Mertens. Hail the flashlight king.
Kenny Olson
Hail.
Joe Soucheray
You.
See, this one puzzles me. Your discussion of chunk kicking is amusing, but you're not calling them by their proper name, Clergs, which is a combination of car and icebergs. Clergs. There's no L in car or iceberg. Where do you come up with the L? Clerg.
Kenny Olson
Clerg?
Joe Soucheray
No, Fenderburgs. Not clergs.
Rook
Wheel boogers.
This is a duck. Duck. Gray duck thing. You know, maybe it's just us.
Joe Soucheray
A Clerg is specific and also rolls off the tongue better. Please take this under investment, Tom, for advisement. Take this under investment. And I'm not. I'm not calling him a clerg. Where do you get the L?
And this is from the chief.
Good day, mayor and boathouse staff. In the true spirit of gl, I'm going to leverage an already stale bit to kill even more time this week. I might.
John Height
Wow.
Joe Soucheray
I don't consider that, Chief. I find that uncharitable.
Rook
Don't say that out loud, Chief.
Joe Soucheray
Come on. I am irate with not only the boathouse nincompoops, but the entire GL citizenry. Words mean something, Joel. So how is it possible that fellow Gelers and our bleeping mare are still applying the term chunks to what has been formally decreed in GL as Fenderbergs years ago? I believe the year or two after transition to the podcast, you and the staff weighed various options, input from GL ers for how to reference the fossilized salty ice masses building up on vehicles here in gl. And I know for a scientific, quantifiable, standard, observable fact that Fenderburg's is not only the accepted vernacular, but the required terminology. I remember it in detail because the GF staff, the GL staff, voting arguments and mayoral decision took nearly the entire hour I was listening to while clearing our driveway that night after a large daily snowfall. Nothing has changed. And here we are over complicating and overanalyzing Fenderberg's while the world falls apart around us. Side note for the snow, Billy. Just because.
Just because he prefers his French roast with extra French and can't touch the pedals in a Ram truck.
Doesn't authorize him to degrade Ram drivers. I realize it's probably been years since he observed under his own hood in the shower to realize that he is, in fact still a man.
So I don't blame him for driving a gmc. I'll just add that to my list of people I know who prefer GMCs. Like high school girls with pink camo seat covers and guys from Wisconsin.
Rook
There's nothing more fun than arguing brand loyalty arguments.
Joe Soucheray
I gotta go. I'm gonna meet Mr. Woods for a Snickers and a Sprite. Side, Chief. So he was listening to the.
Rook
Thank you, Chief. My Head hurts from smiling.
Joe Soucheray
Wonderful.
Rook
Hey, one of our truck driving guys weighed in on Twitter this Morning. Josh Crooked J73 on Twitter. And he sends a picture of the front grill of his Ram truck and says my wife's panties are very comfortable. Thank you very much.
Joe Soucheray
I didn't know there was the big fight between the GMC guys and the.
Rook
Oh, it's gmc, Ford and Ram. And then of course Toyota. And then all of us gang up on Elon Musk and his ugly looking thing.
Chris Reivers
You know what Ford stands for?
Joe Soucheray
Oh, we know that, Chris. And I don't find it funny.
Chris Reivers
Fix and repair daily.
Kenny Olson
You know what Chevy does?
Joe Soucheray
What's Fiat stand for? No again, Tony.
Rook
No, this is a truck thing. Don't try to. And also I love the arguments between Yamaha and Ski Doo and Articat and those brands.
Chris Reivers
That's all Kenny always makes fun of. My ditch pickle jacket.
Kenny Olson
Yeah, before I get Fiat mean, find investing another time.
Joe Soucheray
Right. Before I get back to the world crumbling around us, just one more email. This is a beautiful one from Johannes Aulert. Yesterday, while running errands to St. Francis. Haven't we been there to the hardware stores?
Kenny Olson
Yes.
Joe Soucheray
I noticed the GL flag proudly displayed outside the local hardware store on Bridge Street. I just had to take a photo. Take a photo and share it with you. Which he did. Great big GL flag flying out front. I'm uncertain if any of you have visited that store. We have.
John Height
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
When I entered it the first time, I felt like I was entering my dad's workshop in the basement. Clutter everywhere. But somehow my dad always knew where everything was. He was part of that World War II generation that is quickly vanishing before our eyes. Didn't we have the stat the other day? Is it 40,000 World War II guys are left? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I miss him and those like him. I don't know about the store's current status because a while back I noticed a For Sale sign hanging out front.
Chris Reivers
Yeah, I can confirm because Mike and.
Joe Soucheray
I talked about that it has been sold.
Chris Reivers
It was in the process, but I don't know if the sale has been complete.
John Height
Yeah, it's still for sale. I drove by about a month ago. There's still a For Sale sign there.
Joe Soucheray
Adjacent to the store is the Rum River Inn, a watering hole that's been vacant for years. It's a pity because it overlooks the Rum river and in his heyday was an okay spot to enjoy a drink while watching the river flow past. Enjoy your day. Oh, Dr. Johannes alert. Thank you St. Francis Hardware for flying the GL flag.
John Height
I don't know if you guys remember that was Tim. Tim was the owner.
Kenny Olson
Yep.
John Height
A really good guy.
Joe Soucheray
You know what I left it with that day as a gift from him? An unused new old stock 5 gallon gas can.
Rook
Nice deal.
Joe Soucheray
Yes, it's now it's on display in my garage. I haven't used it yet.
John Height
He did have a. I did in a different trip there. After we were there, he and I went to the back room where there was a. Let's call it a stash when I still drank liquor, a stash of beer and Tim and I just Sat Precision.
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John.
Rook
No, excuse me. Josh from Winnebago writes. Good morning, Kenny. It was another successful cylinder weekend thanks to another Seafoam grand slam. Listen to this, fellas. I woke up the senior cylinders, which is a 74 John Deere JDX6. I believe that's the John Deere. The black one. I have a lot of stories about that side. Anyway, back to the email. I woke it up with some motor treatment and top engine cleaner. That's two. Use deep creep to break loose the skid shoes on the snow plow. That's three. And finally added a little trans tune to the hydrostat on the utility tractor.
Joe Soucheray
That's four.
Rook
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Joe Soucheray
You'll recall a few months ago this past summer, when the grass was green and it was warm and it was summery, we came upon the story of the fraudulent bus operation. The Minneapolis Public Schools booking a transportation company that ostensibly was delivering.
Kids who were considered to be living mobile. They might have been changing residences or whatever, only to discover that it was pretty much demonstrated to be a fraud. You all recall that story?
Kenny Olson
Yes, I do.
Rook
Minivans. I remember minivans.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah. We've returned now to the world. It's falling apart. Minneapolis Public Schools has given that company a new multimillion dollar contract despite all the discrepancies.
Chris Reivers
Never mind that fraud.
Rook
Okay.
Joe Soucheray
Serious financial management questions continue as Minneapolis Public Schools refuses. This is from Alpha. Is it Alpha?
Chris Reivers
Yes.
Joe Soucheray
Because I won't read this in a Star Tribune. As Minneapolis Public Schools refused to discuss its contracts with Frontier Transportation.
Earlier this year, Alpha News reported on the school district's contract with Frontier Transportation Services, a passenger van company operated by the Falmada Battasso and Abduraham Kadur. Reporters visited Frontier's listed office building in Roseville. I, for example, went there myself.
Kenny Olson
Hmm.
Joe Soucheray
There isn't anything there.
Kenny Olson
I was gonna say.
Chris Reivers
You didn't find anything?
Joe Soucheray
I didn't find anything. An office appeared vacant. An individual at the location. Badasso. Not here.
The district's contract authorized Frontier to receive 3.6 million through 2027. Yet by early 2025, invoices showed the schools had already paid more than $7 million to the company. So the schools are in on the fraud? I'm saying that with comfort. Not that I find it comfortable, but we're so immersed in fraud that it's everywhere. Including this fake bus company. Allegedly fake. Most of Frontier's billing appeared to be tied to transporting homeless and highly mobile students in passenger vans. Under state laws, Minnesota school districts are fully reimbursed by state government for transportation services that assist homeless and highly mobile students. As such, Minneapolis Public Schools is paying Frontier with state.
Taxpayer dollars rather than its own funds. What difference does that make? They don't have any funds. All their funds are taxpayer funds. Following Alpha News reporting, the school district issued a statement claiming the contract with Frontier is valued at 3.6 million each year through 6-30-20, describing the figure as an annual amount rather than a cumulative total. MPS also said Frontier has not invoiced above. Has not invoiced above the agreed upon and authorized amount, which is tantamount to telling me they're happy with the 3.6 million in fraud. They haven't asked for more than. They haven't asked for more than.
Kenny Olson
They have a number.
Joe Soucheray
God almighty. Alpha News was unable to find language in the contracts indicating the 3.6 million figure was annual. MPS statement prompted Alpha to ask the district a follow up question. Can you show where in the contract or its amendments it states 3.6 million is an annual limit? Instead of providing the answer, the district replied with a question of its own. If that information is provided to Alpha News, will you issue a correction to or a redaction of the published article? A surprising response for a taxpayer funded institute whose transparency should not hinge on changes in meaning media coverage. To date, neither MPS Senior Financial Officer Ibrahima Diop.
Nor the district has provided documentation or explanation as to where in the contract it states at 3.6 million was meant to be an annual amount.
The first contract between MPS and Frontier was approved in June of 222022 and ran for the duration of the 202223 school year. That contract was not to exceed 1.5 million in total compensation to Frontier.
An addendum to that contract was approved in July of 2022 which extended the contract term through June of 2024 and allowed MPS to extend the contract through June of 2027.
In April of 2023, the contract was amended to add 500 grand to Frontiers Compensation. This amendment was secur titled First Amendment to the original Contract. Another amendment was approved just a few months later. This Amendment, also called First Amendment to the original contract. This one added 1.5 million to the total compensation that Frontier could receive. Finally, a third amendment was approved in May of 2024. This amendment, simply called amendment, says the contract runs through from July of 2022 through June of 2027. It also notes that Frontier's accumulative compensation for the contract is capped at 3.6 million.
In June of this year, MPS approved a new contract with Frontier. The new contract, which runs through the 202526 school year, requires Frontier to provide transportation services for general education, special education, homeless and highly mobile students.
Under the terms of this contract, Frontiers total compensation is capped at 2.7 million. The contracts and amendments only raise more questions. Does MPS have an explanation for the $7 million in payments? Why did the schools agree to another contract with Frontier? Are both contracts currently active? Why does MPS bookkeeping appear to be so mismanaged? Alpha News reached out to MPS seeking answers but have not received any response.
Chris Reivers
Shocking.
Joe Soucheray
Alpha News has also learned that Frontiers owner and operator Famada Badasso received a total of 325 grand from the African Economic Development Solutions, a non profit which is killing us in this state. The nonprofits are killing us. A nonprofit that distributes small business aid and has received millions in taxpayer dollars. During the 2025 legisl legislative session, Bedasso was at the State Capitol to support a bill that would give more state funding to the African Economic Development Solutions nonprofit.
Badasso, billed as an East African success story, testified before the Minnesota Senate's Jobs and Economic Development Committee in March. He spoke in favor of a bill introduced by DFL Senator Bobby Joe Champion that would send another 2 million to that group.
Without this I won't be able to employ 110 people and also provide transportation for These needy school districts, Badasso told lawmakers.
I'm not sure I believe him. He described how he scaled his company from 6 mans to more than 140.
Thanks in part to multiple rounds of grants from the African American Development Solutions.
Quite a story, one senator remarked after Bodasso's testimony. According to Bedasso's own testimony, he was awarded 25 grand, then 100 grand, then another 200 grand to expand his transportation business. During the 20s 2025 special session of the Minnesota legislature, a provision awarding the African economic development solutions $2 million was rolled into an omnibus bill and passed into law.
Kenny Olson
I know what you're going for.
Joe Soucheray
I can't even find it.
Kenny Olson
I know what you're going. You're going to calm yourself down.
John Height
Home.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah.
I so sick again. I don't want to pay my taxes. I really don't. I'm not getting any. I don't get anything. What do I get for paying my taxes? I'm serious. What do I get? What do you get?
Kenny Olson
Stressed out.
Joe Soucheray
What do you get?
Kenny Olson
I get nothing.
Couple of them, in fact.
Chris Reivers
It's. It's such a crime you don't even ride the bus.
Joe Soucheray
I don't. And if I did, I wouldn't drive. Ride. Frontier.
Chris Reivers
Right.
You know, you said something earlier.
Joe Soucheray
Schools are. Is intertwined in this fraud, apparently or allegedly, than any other entity in town.
Chris Reivers
And if the Star Tribune were to cover something like this, what would they say?
Joe Soucheray
They'd have to identify Walls first.
Chris Reivers
Well, a certain demographic is being targeted once again.
Kenny Olson
I mean, the one that's doing it.
Chris Reivers
Right.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah.
Rook
Is it legal to withhold information unless you print the article or retract something the way they want it? Is that even legal?
Joe Soucheray
I don't know.
Yeah.
In a functioning world, there would be a response. We are not functioning in this state.
Rook
I mean, that. That response from them is very greasy.
Kenny Olson
Malfunction.
Joe Soucheray
Frontier busing is very greasy. I went out to Roseville, supposedly where they had this lot.
Kenny Olson
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
There was no. There's nothing there. There's a shack.
Kenny Olson
No Frontier bus. No school bus with Frontier hastily slapped.
Joe Soucheray
I don't remember if I saw a sign that said Frontier.
Chris Reivers
Is it one of those bus companies where it's a minivan with the magnetic signs?
John Height
Exactly.
Joe Soucheray
I was in the sign business. I know you like the. The. Yeah, it's minivans. 140 they have all of a sudden. You think anybody from the schools ever went out and counted them?
Kenny Olson
No, they're too busy.
I like the minivan with the. It's Called transportation.
Joe Soucheray
Plus this state is really in very bad shape.
Kenny Olson
How are we going to right the ship?
Joe Soucheray
Well, you got to get a new administration in there. You got a clean house and you got to trim by half a minimum by half the non governmental organizations, which are really governmental organizations because they're all dependent on government money to run. And we're being. We're having money stolen from us every single day.
Chris Reivers
Not in favor of helping out the disadvantaged in this.
Joe Soucheray
No, I'm just. I'm a really evil white guy. You're off of my lawn. Yeah. Am I just a terribly sour white guy?
I wouldn't help anybody. I wouldn't do that.
Chris Reivers
No.
Joe Soucheray
Hell no.
It's just. What's this?
Kenny Olson
It's depressing.
Joe Soucheray
Let's go get height. Okay.
Chris Reivers
Are you sure?
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, I'm about done with this one.
Chris Reivers
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Joe Soucheray
That's what I really would like.
Chris Reivers
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Joe Soucheray
No, before you take a break.
Chris Reivers
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Joe Soucheray
Joe, remember, you know, if you're a euphorian or you live in liberal lakes or Diversityville or whatever, and you think, oh, quit bitch. And this doesn't amount to that much money. It is. It's adding up in your taxes. The schools are constantly asking you for more money with a bookkeeping program. That is not understandable. The property taxes, the multi layered increases in hennepin county taxes, property taxes, school district. You'll begin to notice them. Maybe that's a ray of hope. Maybe you'll notice it so much that you'll be more careful who you vote for or help produce different candidates. Because this state is breaking. No, I'm sorry. This state is broken. It's completely broken. We have been led by the wrong people and they have ruined this state. You will notice it. You think you don't, you'll notice it. And remember this busing story when the schools ask you for more money.
Thank you for that. That was just the end.
And I'm not done.
Chris Reivers
The earth is not YOUR mother the Joe Sugiray show.
Rook
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Joe Soucheray
John Height before you begin, Steven C, our garagelogic piano player will be in the studio Friday. I think he's bringing Pat. I hope he's bringing Jillian.
John Height
Good.
Joe Soucheray
And that means you'll be here as well.
John Height
I will be there.
Joe Soucheray
All right, that's this Friday Christmas live in the studio with Stephen C. And also Jeff Dayton is on our calendar Monday for Monday. And here is John Hyde in his newsroom.
John Height
Thank you, Joe. This news brought to you by North American Banking Company. One quick sports note. Remember Rocco Valdelli?
Joe Soucheray
Yes.
John Height
Former manager of the Twins. He has a new job. He was, of course, fired by the Twins. He has joined the Los Angeles Dodgers front office as a special assistant to president of baseball operations Andrew Friedman. That reunites him with his former Tampa Bay Rays colleague. The move brings the former manager of the Twins into the championship level Dodgers organization, filling a strategic front office role that they had talked about needing when the season ended.
Joe Soucheray
I'll be damned.
Chris Reivers
And they got about every other free agent, too.
Joe Soucheray
So he landed on his feet, I'd say. Yeah. Yeah.
Chris Reivers
Let's see. Would you rather be with the. The Twins? They're going to win about 52 games this year. The Dodgers?
Joe Soucheray
Yeah.
John Height
Dodgers signed another one yesterday. Chris. You saw that?
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, I sure did, John.
Chris Reivers
That's just great. No, that's great. It's. It's really good for baseball.
Joe Soucheray
Who'd they sign?
Chris Reivers
Edwin Diaz.
Joe Soucheray
There you go.
John Height
Very good.
Kenny Olson
The answer.
John Height
Very good. Closer news notes. We got some snow. You probably noticed, huh?
Joe Soucheray
You know, I haven't done any space. I've done space management up until this snowfall. I haven't touched it yet.
John Height
Oh, I was out yesterday and once this morning.
Rook
It's a shameful admission.
Joe Soucheray
When am I supposed to do it?
John Height
What'd you do last night?
Joe Soucheray
Why don't you drag your.
Rook
Your tired fanny out of bed, get up early and take care of it like a gl.
Joe Soucheray
I'll do it today. I'll get it done. I'm just saying.
Chris Reivers
I do have a question. I left here a little before 7 last night. About an hour and 35, 45 minutes.
Joe Soucheray
You take the long way?
Chris Reivers
No, it was just slow.
Kenny Olson
Go.
Chris Reivers
Which is fine. I did not see one snowplow on the road.
Joe Soucheray
Well, the freeways were good, weren't they?
Rook
The highways. The freeways weren't so bad. They were just icy. But some of the highways this morning were ridiculous.
Chris Reivers
Really bad.
Kenny Olson
494 was flawless. As early as 6, 10 in the morning.
Joe Soucheray
See something, say something.
Kenny Olson
Yeah, I do.
John Height
The snow that's leading to snow emergencies in Minneapolis and St. Paul. Both go into effect at 9 this evening along with applicable parking rules and restrictions. Some suburbs called snow emergencies before the storm hit, so they included Richfield, New Hope, Hopkins, eden, Prairie, West, St. Paul and Crystal. Meanwhile, there were hundreds of plows dispatched according to MnDOT, yesterday and they will remain out all day today. The snow amounts varied from up here in my region. We got about half a foot to only around maybe 2 inches of snow. Though around the chat hassle, I'm gonna.
Joe Soucheray
End up with a big hump.
Chris Reivers
Oh yeah. I didn't get much yesterday, to be honest with you. We got rain, but we didn't get. We didn't get a whole lot of snow.
John Height
We got a ton here. I had a huge hump this morning I had to take care of.
Rook
We've got a lot of snow up here.
Chris Reivers
Did you try setting it on fire, John?
John Height
No, I didn't pour any gas on it. Maybe should have thought of that.
Joe Soucheray
I wonder why that didn't work.
Chris Reivers
Although I. We have a guy. Guy that, that we all know very well. He owns a blowtorch and once in a while he'll take that.
Joe Soucheray
Put that to work.
Rook
You brought up something I was going to bring up, Chris. There's now a device that looks a lot like a two stage snowblower.
Chris Reivers
Okay.
Rook
Only it's got a giant like what is this two feet? A two foot flamethrower on the front.
Joe Soucheray
Shut up.
Rook
And it melts everything. My question is, doesn't it then turn to glare ice?
Joe Soucheray
Not if you keep going over it and make sure it's all dried.
Chris Reivers
Kenny, I'm asking for a friend. Where does a guy get his hands.
Rook
On something like that when we were kids?
Joe Soucheray
My dad will always say, in the winter, shut the door. I'm not heating the outside. I bet a lot of dads said that in America was a real country. There's a guy I know in my neighborhood who has a heated driveway. Yeah, he never shovels. He is literally. I know kitty doesn't like the word, but it's a good use for it. He is literally heating the outside.
Rook
They. It's the best thing in the world. I lived in a house where my parents did that, but it's extremely expensive.
Joe Soucheray
Oh my God. Boy, it's gotta cost him a fortune.
Rook
It did. It did. So we would always wait until it was snowing to turn on. We called them heat tapes, but they were in the concrete.
Joe Soucheray
Well, this guy heats the outside.
Kenny Olson
I know someone in St. Paul that used to live in St. Paul that had heated sidewalks.
Joe Soucheray
Well, same thing you're heating the outside. You can't.
Chris Reivers
May I ask a really dumb question? Is that harmful if you have a vehicle parked in the driveway?
Rook
No, it's not that hot.
Chris Reivers
Oh, okay.
Joe Soucheray
You think the tires are gonna melt?
Chris Reivers
I don't know.
Rook
Don't treat them like. Like that. I did preface country bumpkin. He doesn't know what's going on in the real world.
Chris Reivers
I did preface it by saying dum dum. This might be a dumb question.
Joe Soucheray
Well, it was.
John Height
You know what though, Chris? You use that a lot when you ask questions.
Joe Soucheray
Well, I don't know. I. No, it was pretty dumb.
Chris Reivers
Okay, fine. All right, sorry. I guess that's true because the drive would be pretty hot in July and a car would be parked up.
Joe Soucheray
There you go.
Rook
No, no, no. They're on a switch, Chris. So they're not on year round.
Chris Reivers
Gotcha.
John Height
I think Chris met from the sun though, right? Didn't you there?
Joe Soucheray
Mother of God in heaven.
Chris Reivers
It's like.
Joe Soucheray
It's like solar power.
John Height
Okay, anyway, let's move along here now. In other news, confrontation yesterday as a crowd surrounded U.S. immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in the Cedar Riverside neighborhood of Minneapolis. Video showing masked law enforcement with vests identifying themselves as ICE pepper spraying people as the convoy trying to leave the area of Cedar and 6th Street South. As protesters yelled at the agents, blew whistles and honked car horns, agents could be seen spraying the chemical irritant from their unmarked vehicles and getting out to spray protesters. The five Eyewitness news reached out to ICE for information on any arrests stemming from the agency's presence in the area, but hasn't received a response.
Joe Soucheray
Look at it this way, maybe ICE would be gone by now if these prematurely gray haired, overweight, 42 year old women weren't out there blowing a whistle and causing more trouble than it's worth. I mean, they might be gone by now.
Thank you. All right.
John Height
Homeowners in Minneapolis are facing significant property tax increases as Hennepin county and the city get ready to finalize their tax levies.
Joe Soucheray
Listen up, liberal lakes euphoria and diversity ville. You're going to notice what's happened to this state when you start getting all these bills. Go ahead, John.
John Height
This week both Hennepin county and Minneapolis will unlock. Will lock in. Excuse me, their tax levies. The Minneapolis city council did so yesterday approving an 8% increase. Hennepin county points to rising prices as the reason for their increase, while Minneapolis leaders believe their investments will strengthen the city for decades. I did see a story where one couple said theirs in two years now have gone up 20%.
Joe Soucheray
And those increases are brought to you by an activist city council populated by people who have never done anything and much less operate with a budget.
Rook
How fun. Maybe you're going to cover this, John, and I shouldn't say anything. Are you going to cover the city of Minneapolis City Council being mad at the police department for cost overruns?
John Height
No, we did.
Joe Soucheray
Well, we said that yesterday. Robin Wansley and Asia Chugtai and the rest of them. All you did is and moan about cops until a lot of them left. And now you're complaining about you need more money to hire cops and there.
Rook
Are massive cost overruns due to the hiring process.
And then on the other hand, they're thinking about giving themselves and the mayor a raise.
Yeah, okay.
John Height
The Brooklyn Park Police Department has been granted nearly 10 grand for technology to help process child exploitation and child sex trafficking evidence faster. The Brooklyn Park Police received an 8, $974,000 grant from Our Rescue, a nonprofit organization whose mission is to end child exploitation and sex trafficking across the US On Monday, the Brooklyn City Brooklyn Park City Council voted to approve a $1,000 match. The Bureau of Criminal Apprehension shows there are more than 200 Minnesota children who were victims of sexual assault or exploitation in the past year. In August, Brooklyn park school counselor Jason Paul Zean was charged after allegedly filming a student at school and photoshopping the image of into child sexual abuse material. Authorities said that was a case that took about a year to get prosecuted because of the outsourcing process.
Joe Soucheray
Seems to me that ending the harm of children is worth a lot more than ten grand. Or put another way, it's worth a lot more than a fake bus company.
Chris Reivers
Along the lines of that story. This from loyal listener Tiffany on the garagelogic Town council. You mentioned the Star Tribune. Why don't they cover stories like this? You won't read about this. 45 minutes ago, the Minnesota Star Tribune just posted this. A story from I don't know who.
Joe Soucheray
This particular about a dog or a turkey.
Chris Reivers
Somalis don't contribute anything. Question mark.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, God.
Chris Reivers
How about $8 billion to the Minnesota economy?
Joe Soucheray
Not plausible.
Chris Reivers
And I'm gonna say I know they're.
Joe Soucheray
Basing that on some failed academician.
Chris Reivers
We don't know that.
Joe Soucheray
That's not plausible.
Chris Reivers
8 billion.
Joe Soucheray
The guy had charts and graphs and all this and he figured it out. I don't know how he did it, but it's not plausible to me. It's plausible to him.
Chris Reivers
I don't even think would this would everyone that resides Here. Contribute that amount of money?
Joe Soucheray
That's a good question. Look it up. How much? What is Minnesota's domestic product? Domestic product?
Chris Reivers
Yes.
Rook
Do any of you have a way of looking up Star Tribune from. Hold on, let me get the date. 2000. The year 2000.
Chris Reivers
Johnny does.
Joe Soucheray
John Height does.
Rook
The reason I ask is I follow Katherine Brandt on my crabby account. Catherine is Tom Bernard's wife. They do a podcast together. Yesterday she retweeted somebody called east to west and this guy has published a photo of the Sunday Star Tribune from November 19, 2000. Headline Somalis Funnel millions to East Africa.
Joe Soucheray
Wow.
Rook
And it's all about how the money has been going to Somalia. Now I wasn't able to fact check this and I couldn't go back to 2000 with the start Tribune to find out if this is phony or real.
John Height
But if it's real, I'll check it after the news on newspapers dot com.
Joe Soucheray
You got a number already, rook.
Kenny Olson
Minnesota's girl. Gross domestic product measures the total value of goods and services produced in the state reaching approximately 395.3 billion in 2024. So almost 400 billion.
Joe Soucheray
All right, well, 10 billion maybe becomes more plausible, but I still find it hard to believe.
John Height
A man is dead after a snowplow accident Tuesday night at Minneapolis St. Paul International Airport. An MSP spokesperson said that a 47 year old man was hit and killed by a Snowplow shortly after 7. It happened in the 3100 block of East 73rd street which is just south of Terminal 2. Airport police are investigating the incident. The Minnesota State Patrol is helping them, according to msp. No other details immediately available.
Joe Soucheray
I know we talked about this off the air. I still am puzzled as to why the. I know it sounds silly and I don't mean any disrespect to this poor fellow who died, but I'm with the plow, just kind of scooping up.
Chris Reivers
No.
Joe Soucheray
I'm serious.
Kenny Olson
Your initial the hit by the plow would knock you silly.
Joe Soucheray
Well, it would upend you maybe. But then the plow just gets you with the rest of the snow and you wake up on a snow drift.
Kenny Olson
Yeah, they're probably major head trauma.
Joe Soucheray
I don't know. It's terrible.
Chris Reivers
Was he attempting to cross the street? Is that what.
Joe Soucheray
That's what it sounds like. That's what it sounds like. Sounds like.
John Height
And we hinted at this yesterday. Kenny, I know you want to know about the Minnesota Yacht Club Festival. Oh yeah, they did announce their lineup. The three headliners.
Joe Soucheray
Remember?
John Height
It's a three day event, July 17th through the 19th. The headliners are the Lumineers, first day, Matchbox 20 the second day, the Strokes, the third day. Other notable acts, Black Keys, Lucy Dacus, Cage the Elephant, Passion Pit, lots of local artists, Semisonic Atmosphere, Marcy Playground, Yamha and many, many others.
Joe Soucheray
The Black Keys would be worse for you.
Chris Reivers
That was a huge success last year, was it not?
Joe Soucheray
I don't know.
John Height
I think so. Yeah. It was a green day.
Chris Reivers
Yeah, for sure.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah.
John Height
Yeah. Why don't we take a quick.
Joe Soucheray
Remember they had a guy years ago. What was that called? It wasn't called the Yacht Club Festival. It's had a number of.
Chris Reivers
Rib fest.
Joe Soucheray
No iterations. It was Lollapalooza with Mr. Lifto. I had Mr. Lifto.
Kenny Olson
Yes.
Joe Soucheray
And he would lift things with. With his. Yes, his swimsuit area. But they had to. They had to create a noise. I'm not. They had to create a noise ordinance because you can hear the guy screaming from about three miles away. Right?
Rook
Yeah. And now, ironically, he needs help lifting his.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, he's probably worn out from that Mr.
John Height
Lift.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, he could do. Boom. He was amazing.
John Height
Thanks for that intro for this spot I'm going to do here.
Chris Reivers
Hey, get that out of photographs.
John Height
Christmas time.
Joe Soucheray
Of course. Yeah. Hello, photograph. I put it on my aura.
John Height
You were trying to find Grandma.
Chris Reivers
We got you what you always wanted.
John Height
We're trying to find you the perfect gift. And we've already found it for Joe. Joe's already ordered one. It's the aura frame. A U R A. Our household got one, I don't know, maybe two, three months ago. And it's already filled with a lot of pictures and videos that we had on our phones and easy to add. In fact, I probably add about three, four new pictures every week. We're up to about 800 on the whole thing. You can do videos or pictures. Crystal clear, print quality photos and videos on the screen. Really easy to use. Just download the Aura app and connect it to your WI fi and then start adding the pics. Personalize your gift by adding a message before it gets here. And you can even preload photos before it ships. So, Joe, you could be preloading photos already. Don't wait. Do it now. For a limited time.
Joe Soucheray
Don't have it yet.
John Height
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Joe Soucheray
This guy wears many hats, just not indoors.
Chris Reivers
Joe. Sushiray. We are nuts.
And we are nuts. Mn dot com. Where's my new copy here, by the way, for we are Nuts.
John Height
By the way.
Joe Soucheray
I'm eating those every single day.
I've become addicted to the cashews so.
Chris Reivers
Much like you walk every day, you eat nuts every day.
Joe Soucheray
Yep.
Chris Reivers
Okay, here's the deal, ladies and gentlemen. You know, they're available at Fratelloni's hardware and garden stores, Mac's Hardware, Lund's and Byerly's, Kowalski's Markets, Cub Foods, Kwik Trip. Guess where you can now get we are Nuts.
John Height
Where?
Chris Reivers
Coburn's. And I am resident number one at the Belle Plain Co Brand.
Joe Soucheray
What's Colburn's?
Chris Reivers
It's a chain of grocery stores.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, wow.
Chris Reivers
For a million dollars.
Joe Soucheray
There's your point again. Wow.
Chris Reivers
Anyway, but. Oh, I have to share this with you guys. I already took down a couple of handfuls. Check this out. The caramel apple.
John Height
Hokey pokey.
Chris Reivers
Caramel corn. Is it caramel corn or caramel corn?
Joe Soucheray
Caramel. Caramel corn.
Chris Reivers
But I gotta tell you, with the caramel apple flavoring in this, that's good. It's pretty dang good. And I've already taken about half of this.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah.
Kenny Olson
Was that a gift for us and you?
Chris Reivers
Yeah. I took the liberty of just helping myself.
Kenny Olson
Now, I know how you guys feel. Kenny and Johnny.
Chris Reivers
But you know what? Here's the thing. Here's the deal. You're gonna be entertaining so many people these next couple of weeks. Go with the best. And that's wearenuts. And wearenutsmn.com doesn't matter. The Hokey Pokey popcorn, the maple bourbon toffee almonds. Oh, I have it on good authority, by the way, that they did run out at Fratelloni's. They will be replenishing that stuff of the maple bourbon toffee almonds, the hot nuts, the original toffee peanuts, the cinnamon toffee peanuts. It's all there for you. If you're not able to make it in any one of those locations, just order it online@weearnutsmn.com. let them know that you heard about them on the garagelogic podcast.
Joe Soucheray
We got a gift tin.
From a company at home and in it were the. We are not.
Chris Reivers
Oh, you're kidding. That's really cool. What'd you get?
Joe Soucheray
Get cashews and chocolate covered almonds.
Kenny Olson
Oh, that's the best thing. They. I love the nuts, but the chocolate covered almonds are the best thing.
Rook
That's really interesting, Joe. When am I gonna get my Christmas card?
Joe Soucheray
I don't know.
John Height
Yeah, we were talking about that yesterday at my house too, Kenny.
Rook
Yeah, I'm starting to think that I might be on the list.
Joe Soucheray
I'm a little concerned.
John Height
I told my wife, perhaps I should start to worry yesterday.
Joe Soucheray
I don't know if she's made them yet. She's on it, though. Don't worry. I'm sure.
Kenny Olson
Is that the one where everybody in the picture looks good and then Joe was just kind of thrown in there and they just said, ah, just Joe.
Joe Soucheray
Go.
Kenny Olson
Just run with it.
Chris Reivers
Everybody else looks good.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rook
And there's good things to report about every single person in the family. Except for old Scrooge over there.
This year.
Kenny Olson
Look at him.
Chris Reivers
You know, I hate to bring this.
Kenny Olson
Up, but why not?
Chris Reivers
The Christmas card with. With the bri. You know, with the explanation of the kids and whatnot is great. Who writes the 17 page Christmas letter?
Joe Soucheray
I. We don't.
Chris Reivers
We get one of those a year.
Joe Soucheray
I don't want one of those.
John Height
Don't get any of those. Thankfully. Thankfully.
Chris Reivers
And then in March.
John Height
March.
Joe Soucheray
Broke his ankle in June. Right. He was so hammered he couldn't even make it down to the doctor.
Rook
Well, that.
Joe Soucheray
That's.
Rook
That's what Jennifer's cards used to look like.
Here's Scrooge, face first to the Elon. Those days are over.
John Height
In other news. Chris, I was going to tell you, by the way, we are nuts. Also available at the Andover county market if you're.
Chris Reivers
Oh, cool.
Joe Soucheray
So very cool.
John Height
That's where I buy them much too often. In other news, President Trump dialed up pressure on Ukraine to swiftly accept a U. S. Designed peace plan, hardening his position toward the country and its European backers, who insist that US Security guarantees are vital to a peace deal. Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, said yesterday he wasn't willing to concede Ukrainian land to Russia despite US Pressure to do so. He echoed what European officials have been saying for days. Without clear security guarantees, including a U.S. commitment to backstop European forces, it's risky for Ukraine to make any significant concessions. And for Europe to follow through on the security guarantees they've worked on. Meanwhile, the leaked transcript of a phone call between European leaders Strategizing. Strategizing.
Joe Soucheray
No, I think you read it right.
John Height
Strategizing about how to protest Ukraine shows that French President Emmanuel Macron warned the US could be about to these are his words now betray Ukraine. Details of the call, which took place Monday, involved Macron, German Chancellor Frederick Mears, NATO Secretary General Mark Ruddy, Finnish President Alexander Style dub and Ukrainian President of Vladimir Zelensky.
Joe Soucheray
What's 6 times 5? 30.
John Height
30.
Chris Reivers
30.
Kenny Olson
You should probably know that by I.
Joe Soucheray
Thought it was 40. What's.
John Height
No, it's 30.
Joe Soucheray
How many times five is 40? Eight?
John Height
Eight.
Joe Soucheray
Eight times five is four. Okay. Thank you.
Chris Reivers
You did take off your shoes.
Joe Soucheray
No, it didn't sound right to me. I just.
Kenny Olson
21.
John Height
Australia's nationwide ban on social media use for kids under 16 takes effect today, making it the first country to underage users from major platforms outright. Millions of accounts are expected to be affected as companies like TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, YouTube and X face fines of up to $33 million for serious or repeated non compliance. Law places responsibility on companies rather than families, and platforms have to demonstrate that they have taken what are called by the law reasonable steps like age checks and the removal of suspected underage accounts. Some countries have taken similar steps, such as strict youth modes or time limits. The measure is cast as a child protection and mental health safeguard, citing research showing 96% of 10 to 15 year olds use social media, with many encountering harmful content grooming or cyberbullying. Critics say the law is difficult to enforce, might push teens into harder to monitor platforms and poses privacy risks.
CBS News has appointed Tony Ducopel as anchor of the CBS Evening News, charging him with taking on ABC's dominant David Muir on one of the flagship shows for broadcast television. Ducopel, who has been part of the CBS Mornings team since 2019, will start his new job January 5, 2026. He'll replace the anchor team of John Dickerson and Maurice dubois, who both left the network in recent months. Ducopel is the first major hire for Bari Weiss, the Free Press founder who was appointed CBS News ed this fall after the network's corporate takeover. Paramount by Paramount, he's got a challenge. CBS Evening News is long ranked third among the broadcast network evening news shows and this year only has about half the audience of ABC's World News Tonight.
Joe Soucheray
All he's got to do is find a bigger thunderstorm than Muir does to lead off the news.
John Height
A good night's sleep is more than a luxury, according to a new state study. New research from Oregon Health and Science University suggests that insufficient sleep might shorten your life. The study is in the journal Sleep Advances. Researchers tapped a vast nationwide database looking for survey trends associated with average life expectancy, county by county. They compared county level data about average life expectancy with comprehensive survey data collected by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Prevention between 2019 and 2025. As a behavioral driver for life expectancy, sleep stood out more than diet, more than exercise, more than loneliness. In fact, it stood out more than any other factor except smoking. The research was conducted primarily by graduate students in the Sleep Chronobiology and Health Laboratory of the OHSU School of Nursing. They say you should get at least between seven and eight hours of sleep per evening.
Joe Soucheray
I fall asleep so fast.
Chris Reivers
How fast do you fall asleep?
Joe Soucheray
My prayers aren't even done, but I say they still count because I was going to say them if I was a woman.
Kenny Olson
Intentions.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, intentions. They still count. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Rook
Now I lay me down to sleep.
Kenny Olson
Because when you go to bed, you're tired. That's why I go to bed. She says, how do you fall asleep?
Joe Soucheray
Thank you very much for that. I had no idea.
John Height
Works well. A lot of people, though, go to bed when they're not tired. I. I'm with Rook on this. I don't go to bed until I'm tired. Then I go to sleep right away.
Joe Soucheray
I read until I'm tired.
Kenny Olson
Now the other night she went. She wanted to go read. I stayed up and watched a football game and said, I'm not tired yet.
Chris Reivers
I got you, Kenny.
Rook
Co. Thank you. Yeah.
You'Re inside my head, Chris.
Kenny Olson
Kenny, when do you go to bed?
John Height
Yeah, Kenny, how do you sleep?
Kenny Olson
Let us in, please.
Chris Reivers
Next when the Velveeta is complete and.
Kenny Olson
The salmon is gonna gone.
John Height
After crashing a stolen BMW yesterday, a man in Florida denied stealing the car, explaining to cops that he was, quote, teleported into the vehicle.
Joe Soucheray
Why not? Who hasn't? Why not?
John Height
Investigators allege 36 year old Calvin Johnson took the 2018 convertible while the car's owner was walking his dog at Ormond Beach's Centennial Park. Johnson, cops say, rummaged through the unlocked BMW and found the keys in a cup holder.
Joe Soucheray
Holder.
John Height
In short order, Johnson, driving over 100 miles an hour, crashed the car in a single VLAX. Single vehicle accident. Passing motorists extracted him from the total auto. When cops got there, Johnson Told of his purported teleportion, made a passing reference to the X Men, and told officers, you saved me from the aliens. Johnson was transported to a local hospital after that, where he was placed under guard. He's been charged with grand theft auto, a felony, and driving on a license that was suspended in 2019. Johnson has an extensive criminal record, which includes convictions this year for trespass, obstruction, loitering, resisting and grand theft after he stole a fifteen hundred dollar bicycle. Asked why he stole the bike, Johnson answered, I just felt like it.
From the Wall Street Journal. When a small town in Oregon couldn't afford to properly clear the snow from its streets, residents took the only natural step. They took off their clothes and took pictures.
Joe Soucheray
Pictures.
John Height
Group of mostly middle aged and elderly men and women volunteered to pose nude for a calendar to raise money for the city of Lakeview. The photos feature a 72 year old. 72 year old man picking berries. The 77 year old man, his own.
Kenny Olson
Gross. Yes, that's gross.
Joe Soucheray
I don't want this calendar and a.
John Height
77 year old woman reclining in a metal bathtub.
Joe Soucheray
No, that's not good.
Rook
I'd look at that.
Joe Soucheray
That.
John Height
The inspiration came from Calendar Girls. You might remember this movie.
Joe Soucheray
I've never known anyone with lower standards.
Rook
It's my contention that all men want to see all women naked. And if you deny that, you're not a real man.
Joe Soucheray
I, I, not all, not all. For example, do you have that sheriff's video? Is that difficult to acquire?
Chris Reivers
I got it.
Joe Soucheray
Here's a shell sheriff in Florida. He's talking about a terrible situation involving a prostitute.
Chris Reivers
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
And he's. This is the way I wish all police chiefs would talk. Or all sheriffs.
Chris Reivers
Hey, why don't have any volume. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Joe Soucheray
You order up a prostitute, right? Yeah.
Chris Reivers
Okay.
John Height
This prostitute, prostitute lives with his mother.
Chris Reivers
By the way, he's got a massive criminal history.
John Height
A 21 year criminal history with 31 criminal charges. So you order up a prostitute and.
Joe Soucheray
That'S what you think you're getting. Holding up a picture of supposedly.
Chris Reivers
Now when you look at that, you.
Joe Soucheray
Go, wow, that's pretty rough.
John Height
But you know, any port in the storm.
Chris Reivers
And then the next morning when you.
Joe Soucheray
You wake up, you find out this is who it really is. The guy. Yeah, we call that Coyote Ugly.
John Height
You see, he's laying on your arm in bed.
Joe Soucheray
You go, it was rough last night, but I've sobered up.
John Height
I think I'll just chew my arm.
Joe Soucheray
Off and ease away so I don't disturb him or wake him up.
All right, so you think you're buying this?
Chris Reivers
You're getting this.
Joe Soucheray
He's got 31 criminal charges, and heck.
Chris Reivers
If you're lucky, he doesn't kill you overnight.
Joe Soucheray
Thank you, Sheriff. Thank you, Johnny.
Rook
Order up the phrase.
Joe Soucheray
I love it. Yeah, because on account of you want to know why I ordered up one.
Chris Reivers
The.
Joe Soucheray
The.
Chris Reivers
The unflattering before photo that you thought was woman. Just so you know, jeelers ain't that good either.
Joe Soucheray
No, that was of. That was a very unattractive person.
Chris Reivers
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
And then it turns out it's a guy. And with about 30 criminal counts against.
Chris Reivers
She took my beer.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, that's all I got left.
Kenny Olson
Before we go to.
John Height
Before we go to break, Kenny, you asked about the November 19, 2000 Star Tribune.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, yeah.
Rook
What'd you find?
John Height
The front page. Indeed. The lead story is Somalis funneled millions to East Africa. Minnesota immigrants have supported relatives left behind. But US Agencies are investigating whether some money fueled Klan wars. Written by David Phelps, D. DePas and Joy Powell, staff Tribune staff writers. And there's a long story with graphs and everything.
Joe Soucheray
Okay, John.
John Height
Yes.
Joe Soucheray
Why don't you print that for yourself?
John Height
Okay.
Joe Soucheray
Or can you.
And then read it thoroughly to see if there's any intimation of fraud at all. Okay. All right. Thank you, Matthew.
Kenny Olson
Folks, do me favor a favor. Sit back, find a comfortable chair.
Joe Soucheray
I'm doing that right now.
Kenny Olson
Enjoy yourself. Maybe have a mocktail cocktail, cup of coffee, whatever the case may be, and just sit and listen to me read every single item that's going to be on the Garage Launcher.
Rook
Hold on, let me get. Let me get. I can put my feet up.
Kenny Olson
Yeah, Kenny, you can be on the couch. Doesn't matter.
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Shut the door, baby.
Rook
It's the end of the world as we know it.
Joe Soucheray
And he feels fine.
Chris Reivers
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Joe Soucheray
Joe Another concern for Minneapolis taxpayers. Well, all of us really. You're aware that there's been ongoing controversy about what to do with George Floyd Square. So still it's been being planned for five years.
Minneapolis has already spent three and a half million because they have to always have to have studies. And now There's a new $380,000 study.
That shows most residents oppose converting the area into a full time pedestrian mall. In other words, the people that live around there actually pay for this. They don't want a full. They want just a functioning intersection. Let's go here.
But the city Council keeps balking at this week's Climate and Infrastructure Committee meeting. What?
Rook
What?
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, they got that actually was last week at last week's Climate and Infrastructure Committee meeting. According to the Minneapolis Times, city staff presented the latest findings from that blown money that studied this prompting renewed disagreements among council members and community leaders. Councilmember Jason Chavez, who should not be a council member because he's incompetent, who initiated the second study, said he doesn't support rushing. Rushing. It's been five years rushing the mayor's flexible open plan plan but favors a compromise shaped by community input. The Community Visioning Council.
Are you kidding me?
Rook
The Community Visioning Council.
Kenny Olson
How do you get on there?
Joe Soucheray
You have to have a vision. The Community Visioning Council offered such an alternative blending aspects of both proposals. The full City Council will vote this will week on the flexible open plan which could begin construction in 2026. Or the pedestrian mall concept, which would push construction to 2028 and require reinstating a pedestrian mall ordinance. So if you live around 38th in Chicago, you're never going to get it resolved because these people are idiots. I'm sorry. They just are idiots.
Where are we on our travels? Where are we? Are we still on the traveling Lymans?
Kenny Olson
Are we still on the cesspool?
Joe Soucheray
We are cruising south in the Coral Sea with a port of call at Cairns, Queensland, Australia.
Kenny Olson
Okay.
John Height
Wow.
Joe Soucheray
What a trip. You can follow the Traveling lymans@worldwidewoftage.com and it's only because they're so far away and on a boat. Boat that we do this. It was on this day, Joe. Today is December 10th in 1878, the Northwestern Telephone Exchange Company of Minneapolis was organized with 53 subscribers. The exchange began operating in Feb. Of 1879, and a line was strung to St. Paul in 1818 79. So you're on the phone then. Okay. On this day, December 10th in 1930, Sauk Center Sinclair Lewis received the Nobel Prize in Literature, the first American so honored. His popular titles include Main Street Aerosmith, Elmer Gantry and Babbitt. On this day, December 10th in 1966, James Arness, a Minneapolis native famous for his role as Marshall Matt Dillon.
Kenny Olson
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
In the television series Gunsmoke, appeared on the COVID of TV Guide. My dad. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Everything about him. Wait a minute, wait a minute. How did that make this day in history? Did people stop in their tracks that day and say, hey, have you seen the COVID my dad did? TV guys got Matt Dillon on the.
Rook
COVID I went to high school with him.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, right.
Chris Reivers
Where does rotation for Bob?
Kenny Olson
I don't know, but Bob was on the John Wayne marathon. It was a Thursday, and I talked to him and. What are you watching? A John Wayne Marathon.
Chris Reivers
Volume at about 47.
Rook
Why is. What's wrong with that? That sounds like something I do.
Chris Reivers
Well, that's because I asked. Because my. My dad loves Gunsmoke as well. So I figured that had to be in the rotation for Bob.
Rook
Miss Kitty kind of made prostitution look okay.
Joe Soucheray
Wow. Yeah. You know, on this day in Minnesota.
Rook
Sports disappointment come for a slice.
Chris Reivers
Yeah, right along. Who'd we lose to on December 10th?
Joe Soucheray
That. That. They had a gimp on that show, too. Chester.
Kenny Olson
Bring it out.
Joe Soucheray
The G, Chester.
John Height
Dennis Weaver.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah.
John Height
He had the bum leg before he was McLeod.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah. On this day, December 10th. On this day in 1969, the twins traded Greg Nettle.
John Height
Greg Nettle.
Kenny Olson
Greg with a G. G, R, A I G. I said Greg.
Joe Soucheray
Greg.
Kenny Olson
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
No, I'm G. R, A, I G.
Kenny Olson
Well, you didn't spell it.
John Height
I spelled it.
Rook
When you're done here, you better throw it to me. I've got something startling to report to you.
Joe Soucheray
I am done. That was it for this day in history.
Rook
I went to Google Maps and I zoomed in on where did they say Cairn.
Joe Soucheray
Cairn, Australia. It's in Queensland.
Rook
There's a really neat river that runs into the city and it's turning, twisting, goes different ways.
Joe Soucheray
Called Yorkie's Neighborhood Knob.
Rook
No, it's called Chinaman Creek.
Joe Soucheray
Chinaman Creek, Really?
Rook
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
Well, Karen's a more of a knob than Cairns is also apparently known as Yorkie's Knob.
Kenny Olson
Thanks, Johnny.
Rook
It's pretty cool, Joe, that they're having some fun, aren't they?
Joe Soucheray
How would you like to kick chunks in a place called Yorkie's Knob? You'd have a. You'd have a good time.
Rook
I think I've got a place in the woods we call Al's Knob.
Joe Soucheray
I'll be damned. Well, G.
Good luck in this broken state. Thank you. Yes, that's the wrong button. That's not the button with you.
Chris Reivers
We're not done yet.
Joe Soucheray
We're still going show what's going on here.
Kenny Olson
Okay.
Chris Reivers
Almost flawless throughout the entire show.
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It is time once again that we check in with our guy, Mr. Money Talk. Josh Arnold is with us once again right here in garagelogic. And now is the time for you to do the same. So do not delay, do exactly what I did and pick up that phone and dial 952924.
That number once again is 952-925-5608. When you call that number, you're going to get Josh and he is there for you for that free. Yes, I did use the word free. 48 minute financial consultation with absolutely zero obligation. And he will always give you the straight talk. He will never give you the sugar coated advice. And he is on the line with us once again right here in garagelogic. And today, Josh, it's all about the ice cream.
Josh Arnold
Ice cream. You're looking outside, Chris, and you're seeing some snow. It's white. And you might be thinking, oh, I'd much rather have a snow cone. Just like my dog's eating snow. They love to eat that snow. And I'm like, okay, well, you can put a little sugar flavored water in that and I'll make it a snow cone. It's something that I really like and if I have the opportunity to see a snow cone, I'd get one again, especially like the grape or cherry flavor. But that's just me. Other people like other flavors. Snow cone, the company that sells more than snow cones is actually the purveyor of four of the five largest ice cream brands worldwide, including the oldest brand, I think in the world, but definitely in the United States. My longtime favorite, Breyer's Ice. Coming from Philadelphia and growing up, if you could get some Breyers, not only were you in heaven, but you felt like a furry rich man. Now there are other flavors and brands that are a lot more expensive than fryers. Many local brands, including, you know, Sebastian Joe's around here. And another worldwide brand that is very expensive is Ben and Jerry Breyer. Ben and Jerry's are among the brands that are owned by Magnum Ice Cream, which has recently gone public in Amsterdam and London. And today in New York City, the ice cream brand was pulled off of Unilever does offer, we'll say, a special treat in the, we'll say food and beverage category. It's not trading very expensively. It's only 13 times earning. They make a product that appeals, I'll say has generational appeal and plenty of nutritional benefits. Benefits because they do not use anything artificial in their, in their ice cream. So that to me is another big, big plus calorie count. Well, depending on whether you eat the whole container of Ben and Jerry's or just a few, take just a few bites or just have a plain old fudge sicle, which probably has the lowest calorie count, about 30 calories, you do get a nutritional snack that's probably a lot better for you than having a bunch of chips or pretzels. The other we'll say cold weather treat today that does report after the, after the close is Vail Mountain Resorts. And since there's plenty of snow on the ground here, there's plenty of snow out west And I'm sure there'll be plenty of snow in the east.
As well. That could entice more people out on the slopes. Vail Mountain Resorts.
Is.
I'll say, an old, a very old favorite. And particularly for those of you who are skiers or want to take advantage of skiing, they make their money on.
Not only food and beverage.
But resort fees and of course, lift tickets. There has been some complaints in the past that the lift ticket prices have been out of this world. But I'm not a skier. But there are a lot of people who do ski and one of my good friends happens to, we'll say design or do the design work. For many ski companies.
Vail Mountain Resorts could be, we'll say, added to our sports theme.
Joe Soucheray
And.
Josh Arnold
For those of you who do ski, you might want to pay attention to that. They're locally, they own affton Alps and they have continued to expand around the world.
Vail Mountain and we'd even say Magnum Ice Cream would fit into the leisure category, which is one of the areas of focus that I have and have talked about before, which starts with companies involved in the Internet, leisure related businesses, China related businesses. Is that still a growing part of the world? And real assets, which would include real estate.
This, this has, I'll say this focus on these four areas has for the most part.
Proved.
Proved quite successful, at least for my clients and myself and my family over time. That's not to say everything goes up because markets will continue to be volatile. I would emphasize.
That 2026 could have a lot more volatility even than 2025. With an upcoming election.
Changes in the Fed and still no concerns about tariffs and international policies. Companies will find ways that they can profit. And the emphasis still next year is going to be around.
The development and build out of artificial intelligence intelligence. Meantime, today.
Market watchers will be paying attention. We'll take to the.
1 o' clock hour when Chairman Fed Chairman Powell starts speaking about the Fed's views on interest rates.
Joe Soucheray
They have.
Chris Reivers
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Josh Arnold
Look forward to it. Chr thank you.
Joe Soucheray
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Podcast: Garage Logic
Host: Joe Soucheray (with Chris Reivers, Kenny Olson, John Height, Rook)
Date: December 10, 2025
Episode Title: Is there also school bus fraud in Minneapolis?
Episode Number: 1677
This episode of Garage Logic blends the podcast’s trademark humor, Minnesota idiosyncrasies, and sharp-eyed complaint with a deep dive into allegations of school bus-related fraud and ongoing mismanagement at Minneapolis Public Schools (MPS). Along the way, hosts revisit bizarre city spending (like consultants for a Prince singalong), lively emails on local “chunk kicking” culture, classic car and truck rivalries, and the headaches of municipal governance in “Gumption County.” The tone is sarcastic, irreverent, and deeply invested in local news with a healthy side of skepticism toward bureaucracy.
[23:34–28:56]
[29:28–32:07]
"So the schools are in on the fraud? I'm saying that with comfort. Not that I find it comfortable, but we're so immersed in fraud that it's everywhere. Including this fake bus company. Allegedly fake."
— Joe Soucheray [24:00]
"A surprising response for a taxpayer funded institute whose transparency should not hinge on changes in media coverage."
— On MPS response to questions about the contract, [26:04]
"In a functioning world, there would be a response. We are not functioning in this state."
— Joe Soucheray [32:55]
Property Tax Increases & Political Irony:
Ongoing George Floyd Square “Study” Exasperation:
| Segment | Description | Start – End | |---------|-------------|-------------| | Prince Singalong/Consultants | Mocking Minneapolis city spending | 02:03–02:50 | | AI/Listener Parody Song | “It’s the Most Fraudulent Time of the Year” | 03:41–05:06 & 10:42–11:11 | | Chunk Kicking | Minnesota winter email stories & terminology debate | 05:30–15:09 | | Truck and Car Brand Wars | Lively, joking rivalry | 15:09–16:24 | | Nostalgia: Hardware Stores & WWII Gen | Listener email, local color | 16:24–18:13 | | Main Topic: MPS/Frontier Fraud | Deep dive into contracts, fraud, systemic issues | 22:35–34:39 | | Heated Driveways/Snow Tools | Winter management & nostalgia | 41:43–44:41 | | Property Tax, Police Dept., and City Hall Satire | Civic frustration | 46:16–47:47 | | George Floyd Square study farce | Chronic city inaction, wasted money | 72:16–74:49 | | Wild news & listener emails | Assorted local color, riffs, digressions | Various | | Historic Notes | This Day in Minnesota History | 75:05–78:40 |
Garage Logic’s December 10, 2025 episode is Minnesota comfort food at its sharpest: grousing at local governments, celebrating quirky local rituals, and tackling serious allegations of fraud with both biting sarcasm and a genuine plea for fiscal responsibility. Underlying the banter is marked disappointment with the system and the hope that listeners will remember these stories when it’s time to vote or engage civically.
For longtime Minnesotans and GL faithful, this episode is a cathartic blend of nostalgia, news, and righteous complaint—delivered in the show’s signature sardonic style.