Garage Logic – Episode Summary
Podcast: Garage Logic
Host: Joe Soucheray (with Chris Reivers, Kenny Olson, John Height, Rook)
Date: December 10, 2025
Episode Title: Is there also school bus fraud in Minneapolis?
Episode Number: 1677
Overview
This episode of Garage Logic blends the podcast’s trademark humor, Minnesota idiosyncrasies, and sharp-eyed complaint with a deep dive into allegations of school bus-related fraud and ongoing mismanagement at Minneapolis Public Schools (MPS). Along the way, hosts revisit bizarre city spending (like consultants for a Prince singalong), lively emails on local “chunk kicking” culture, classic car and truck rivalries, and the headaches of municipal governance in “Gumption County.” The tone is sarcastic, irreverent, and deeply invested in local news with a healthy side of skepticism toward bureaucracy.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Minneapolis’s 'Prince Singalong' Spending & Bureaucracy
- [02:03–02:50] The show opens with hosts ribbing on the Minneapolis city government for spending $150,000 to hire a consultant to manage permitting—for their own event, the Prince singalong.
- Quote: "The city of Minneapolis needs a permit from the city of Minneapolis to spend 150 grand of your money to have a Prince singalong?" (Joe Soucheray, 02:41)
- The group jokes that Kenny could "do it for 75" and laments the redundancy of city bureaucracy.
2. 'Chunk Kicking' – Emails on Midwest Winter Traditions
- [05:30–12:27] Listener emails celebrate and debate the unique Minnesota winter ritual of kicking chunks of frozen slush/ice (accumulated behind car wheels).
- Maya Fors shares an epic chunk-kicking/ice storm story from 2010, painting it as a moment of neighborly unity (“Highway Chunk hockey was born right there on 35E…” 08:20).
- The GL crew debates what to call these: “chunks,” “Clergs,” “Fenderbergs,” and “wheel boogers.”
- Quote: "You just can't walk up and boot a stranger's chunk anymore. Liability, cameras, feelings, Tim Walz. The world has changed ..." (Maya Fors, read by Joe Soucheray, 09:00)
3. AI in Songwriting, Listener-Generated Parodies
- [03:41–05:06] Discussion of a listener-generated parody song “It’s the Most Fraudulent Time of the Year,” created with AI (LLM/large language model), leads to jokes about the song not sounding Christmassy due to copyright avoidance by AI systems.
4. Minnesota Truck/Car Culture and Brand rivalries
- [15:09–16:24] Lively ribbing over GMC, Ford, and Ram “brand loyalty,” plus side tangents about Ski-Doo vs. Yamaha, and the inherent joy of these endless debates.
- Quote: "There's nothing more fun than arguing brand loyalty arguments." (Rook, 15:09)
5. The Hardware Store as a Minnesota Cultural Icon
- [16:24–18:13] Nostalgic discussion about a GL-flag flying hardware store in St. Francis, MN, and memories of the WWII generation and local community anchors.
Major Segment: Minneapolis School Bus Fraud / Frontier Transportation
Background
- [22:35–23:14] Revisiting previous coverage about Minneapolis Public Schools contracting Frontier Transportation, a company allegedly involved in fraudulent billing for bus services provided to “homeless and highly mobile students.”
- Original reporting credited to Alpha News, rarely covered in legacy media.
Details and Commentary
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[23:34–28:56]
- The listed office for Frontier was visited by reporter(s): found essentially vacant; no discernible business activity.
- School district authorized $3.6 million through 2027, but over $7 million already paid by early 2025.
- The fraud largely centers on the transportation of homeless/highly mobile students, allowing MPS to bill the state (i.e., not MPS’s “own” funds, but still taxpayer-funded).
- Contracts and “first amendments” are confusing and opaque, with no clear annual versus cumulative limits.
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[29:28–32:07]
- Frontier’s owner also received hundreds of thousands from a nonprofit (African Economic Development Solutions), itself state-funded.
- The same owner appeared at the state legislature when additional funding was being pushed through.
- Soucheray rails against the proliferation of “nonprofits” acting as conduits for public money without accountability.
Quotes & Notable Moments
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"So the schools are in on the fraud? I'm saying that with comfort. Not that I find it comfortable, but we're so immersed in fraud that it's everywhere. Including this fake bus company. Allegedly fake."
— Joe Soucheray [24:00] -
"A surprising response for a taxpayer funded institute whose transparency should not hinge on changes in media coverage."
— On MPS response to questions about the contract, [26:04] -
"In a functioning world, there would be a response. We are not functioning in this state."
— Joe Soucheray [32:55]
Broader Themes
- Recurring frustration with state and municipal finances, fraud, and lack of transparency.
- Skepticism about the role and oversight of taxpayer-funded nonprofits.
- Distrust of mainstream media’s willingness to cover these stories in depth.
- Heavy sarcasm when describing city council behavior and political leadership.
Other Notable Topics
Snow, City Maintenance, and Winter Life
- [41:43–44:41] Discussion of recent snowfall, snow emergencies, snow-clearing equipment innovations (flamethrower snowblowers, heated driveways/sidewalks), and nostalgic reflections on winter management.
Local News & City Governance Satire
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Property Tax Increases & Political Irony:
- [46:16–47:47] Property tax spikes, city council hypocrisy (complaining about police overruns after years of anti-PD rhetoric), and musings on activist city councils with budget illiteracy.
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Ongoing George Floyd Square “Study” Exasperation:
- [72:16–74:49] City has spent millions on studies, can’t resolve whether to make it a pedestrian mall or restore the intersection—derided as “idiots” by Soucheray.
Fun Sidebars & Callbacks
- Local festivals line-up (Yacht Club, Lollapalooza/Mr. Lifto).
- Minnesota's historic ironies, from first telephone company to Sinclair Lewis’s Nobel Prize.
- Minnesota gross domestic product as a fact check ([50:50]).
- Heated driveways as a luxury and hallmark of “heating the outside” nostalgia.
- Listeners’ emailed “miracle” snowstorm stories and classic winter dad-isms.
- Outlandish news stories, including Oregon town’s fundraising nude calendar ([66:08]) and a teleported car thief in Florida ([64:43]).
Tone, Running Gags, & Memorable Quotes
- "I'm a victim. I'm a victim." — riffing on blame culture, [05:25]
- "If this happened in Texas, they'd call it a 'bless your heart' moment." — Maya Fors via Soucheray, [09:00]
- "I'm serious. What do I get for paying my taxes?" — repeated refrain, emphasizing voter frustration, [31:46]
- "This state is broken. It's completely broken. We have been led by the wrong people and they have ruined this state." — Soucheray, [36:15]
- “Community Visioning Council—are you kidding me?” — Soucheray on city’s endless committees, [74:00]
Timestamps by Segment
| Segment | Description | Start – End | |---------|-------------|-------------| | Prince Singalong/Consultants | Mocking Minneapolis city spending | 02:03–02:50 | | AI/Listener Parody Song | “It’s the Most Fraudulent Time of the Year” | 03:41–05:06 & 10:42–11:11 | | Chunk Kicking | Minnesota winter email stories & terminology debate | 05:30–15:09 | | Truck and Car Brand Wars | Lively, joking rivalry | 15:09–16:24 | | Nostalgia: Hardware Stores & WWII Gen | Listener email, local color | 16:24–18:13 | | Main Topic: MPS/Frontier Fraud | Deep dive into contracts, fraud, systemic issues | 22:35–34:39 | | Heated Driveways/Snow Tools | Winter management & nostalgia | 41:43–44:41 | | Property Tax, Police Dept., and City Hall Satire | Civic frustration | 46:16–47:47 | | George Floyd Square study farce | Chronic city inaction, wasted money | 72:16–74:49 | | Wild news & listener emails | Assorted local color, riffs, digressions | Various | | Historic Notes | This Day in Minnesota History | 75:05–78:40 |
Final Takeaways
Garage Logic’s December 10, 2025 episode is Minnesota comfort food at its sharpest: grousing at local governments, celebrating quirky local rituals, and tackling serious allegations of fraud with both biting sarcasm and a genuine plea for fiscal responsibility. Underlying the banter is marked disappointment with the system and the hope that listeners will remember these stories when it’s time to vote or engage civically.
For longtime Minnesotans and GL faithful, this episode is a cathartic blend of nostalgia, news, and righteous complaint—delivered in the show’s signature sardonic style.
