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Just a heads up to you folks sitting with a notebook and pen Mishke. The new podcast here in Garage Logic land is now coming out twice a week, Wednesdays and Fridays. If you're in fact scribbling this down, Wednesday is kind of tough to spell. It's not like it sounds. You want to spell it W, E, N, Z, but that of course would be a mistake. Friday is spelled just like it sounds. You're going to be okay there, but Wednesday's a bugaboo, let me tell you people. Just a pain in the patootie.
Joe Soucheray
Jeez, it's hard. Okay.
Chris Reavers
Hey, how are you?
Joe Soucheray
Wally Burchell. Oh, what the hell is that?
Chris Reavers
Who is Wally?
Joe Soucheray
That's the guy from the MSRA I wrote. I know Jay Burchell on his name for the Josh. Hey.
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Chris Reavers
Hail the Flashlight King.
Joe Soucheray
And now from the mayor's office above the boathouse on the east shore of Spoon Lake, it's Garage Logic with Chris Reavers manning technology corner, Kenny Olson from the crabby coffee shop, John Height in the newsroom and the rookie here is your flashlight king fireworks commissioner and the keeper of common sense, your mayor, Joe Sushere.
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I continue to receive mail about chunk kicking and many glers have really done some deep thinking about it. And for example, Dave up in Alexandria, Kenny's way writes a little FYI for you. Did you know that once the temperature approaches zero that chunks are composed of the third hardest substance known to man, surpassed only by diamonds and aluminum oxide? The scientific name is fenderite. That hardness has contributed to many a broken toe in an overly aggressive chunk kicker. That's why experts recommend using the modified reverse heel strike method.
Happy kicking Dave from Alexandria. One of the guy do you do that the backwards? I've tried them.
Kenny Olson
Yeah, I'm googling that right now. I think Dave might be having fun with us.
Joe Soucheray
The mank sent me rules for chunk kicking but number six is there is no rule number six so. And he also believed children under 12 should not kick chunks without supervision as they are reckless heathens and will ruin the integrity of your automobile.
And I have this now. I have Jason from Hastings wants a ruling. I started my Saturday morning Just about as good as a guy could. Day off from work, hot coffee, eggs, thick cut bacon, followed by a trip to Fleet Farm with a woman. Things took a turn soon after when walking out of Fleet Farm and into the parking lot, the woman was about 15 to 20ft in front of me and I noticed her heading for the driver's side of the truck. Having the keys in my hands, I wondered what she might be up to. She walked right up to the driver's side front wheel and proceeded to kick the chunk off my truck. I stood motionless, almost paralyzed. She then walked around the passenger side and kicked the chunks off that front tire as well.
Kenny Olson
Oh, it's our.
Joe Soucheray
There are chunks. Hu. I remained calm, got in the truck and drove off. After about 10 minutes, I simply said, you kick my chunks? She said, yes, it was fun. I said, but you have your own car to kick chunks. Woman said, yeah, I kicked those too. But you have a truck and your chunks are bigger. They're more fun. Hey now, Mayor, I must ask, does the fact that we are married give her equal access to my chunks? Hell no. I've always considered my chunks. Her car, her chunks. I take great pride in my trunk trucks, trunks, truck chunks. That's hard. It is rubber, rubber baby buggies.
I have always taken great pride in my trunk chunks. Sometimes letting them trunk, trunk, truck, trucks. I'm gonna get there. I take great pride in my truck chunks sometimes letting them grow and waiting for the right time for the perfect kick. I aim to get each one with a single kick and watching the whole chunk slide completely off. I am now left to wonder if she's been kicking my chunks unnoticed all these years. My other dilemma is the ruling that you will issue. On the one hand, if you rule marriage allows equal access to all chunks on our vehicles. I will be getting the short end of the stick as her Ford Fusion chunks I would have access to are no match for the beauties on my Ram truck. Perhaps I will push to trade her fusion in for a large SUV if you rule in my favor. I worry she will not take the ruling seriously after she heard the episode last week in which you stated it was okay to kick chunks off vehicles that you did not own. Yeah, but I took that back. She gasped that remark, stating, no, no, no, you never kick a stranger's chunks with so much winter left and so many chunks still to kick. I look forward to your ruling, Jason, and has things. I face a dilemma.
Kenny Olson
I have.
Joe Soucheray
I face a dilemma.
Kenny Olson
I have two things that I want to feed you before you make A decision.
John Haidt
All right.
Kenny Olson
Number one, I will share a house, a meal and a bed. A bank account with my roommate slash wife. I will not share my chunks. Those belong separate. That's a man and a woman. Separate issues. And number two, and I want you to take this into accord, since he said he drove a ram truck. Yeah, this only applies to Ram truck drivers. She can kick your chunks and you can wear her underpants.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, you don't like those rams, do you?
That was Jason in Hastings. That wasn't me.
Kenny Olson
That was a shot across the bow, Jason.
Joe Soucheray
And you are free to reply.
Kenny Olson
By the way, I drive a gmc, so when you're forming your email.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, I cracked myself up.
This dilemma is driven by the cylinder index. The overlying.
Dynamic at stake here is the cylinder index. Now, presumably, they must share all cylinders. If she's bold enough to be kicking chunks. She's aware of cylinder ownership. So they. They own the cylinders in common. I'm going to guess. In which case I think she's entitled to kick the truck chunks. If they're a common. If they. As a married couple. If they own the vehicles and count them as their cylinder index. That's a. That's she. Those chunks are fair game for the. For the husband and wife.
Kenny Olson
I see this ruling causing civil war and unrest and divorce all over the Garage Logic Nation. I don't know, Joe. I don't know about that.
Joe Soucheray
If they hold their cylinders in separate title, then she is not allowed to kick his chunks. Sure. Right.
Personally, this will never come up with me. It will never happen.
Kenny Olson
Okay, what about. Here's my situation. I made her put her name on the. What do you call it? The.
John Haidt
The.
Joe Soucheray
The title.
Kenny Olson
The title. But I paid for it. What. What do you do then?
Joe Soucheray
I think it sounds like you commonly own the vehicles. If you keeled over right now, it's her truck because she's on the title.
Kenny Olson
And that's why I did it, because I don't. I don't know if I'm going to be here tomorrow. I'll be honest.
Joe Soucheray
I.
Kenny Olson
You know, I just thought it would be easier for her.
Joe Soucheray
Well, I got another one. Another ruling. Have I settled that?
Kenny Olson
I. Joe, I don't know about that one.
Joe Soucheray
I just. It's such a puzzle.
John Haidt
Yeah. We, in my house, we only have one car, and we came to a compromise a long time ago. She gets to kick her side because she sees that all aside. Oh, I kicked the driver's side.
Joe Soucheray
You know what? You know what? That might be a good solution for the guy in Hastings, she let her kick the passenger side. You get your side.
Kenny Olson
That gal burst out of Fleet Farm. She raced ahead of him, beeline to the Dr.
John Haidt
He can't do that.
Joe Soucheray
I think that was untoward.
Kenny Olson
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
Yep, there it is. She kicks her side, you kick your side.
And when it comes to her car, if you're taking that, you still get some kicking in because you're gonna kick the passenger side. All right, here's another ruling from Darren Strandberg who writes, I am a volunteer on a rural ambulance service. On Friday morning there was an incident in our county. A crew had brought a patient into our local hospital and this patient needed to quick be transported to a hospital in a bigger city for care that could not be provided at our local hospital. I was asked to drive for this transport because the roads were iffy and to me that means fun. I went directly to the hospital. Outside of the emergency entrance of our hospital was a deputy sheriff's pickup, which was expected for the nature of that call. As I walked past it heading to er, my eyes were locked on what may have been the largest, most beautiful chunk I had ever seen. I thought, what if he gets an emergency call and has to leave quickly? Could that chunk be a danger if it fell off at a high rate of speed? Only for safety reasons. Okay. I really wanted to. I gave it a soft tap with my toe and watched it fall to the ground. It was glorious. I did spend the weekend a little concerned that at some point I may get a knock on my door because I did, I guess technically commit an fflf.
What do we do there?
Kenny Olson
Oh, that one's simple to me.
Joe Soucheray
It is too to me because the taxpayers own that sheriff's car. You took it right out of my. That's your car, Dean. That's your car. As much as the sheriff you stole that from. So that one was easy.
Kenny Olson
Yep, that was the taxpayers vehicle.
Joe Soucheray
Well, you can keep sending them in because you know what I'm predicting? I'm predicting we're in for quite a chuck chunk Chunk chunk kicking winter. A chunk kicking winter. Sure. Seems that will be the go to place for the rules and regulations.
I want to also tell you that I was reading the walls. Well, now we're going to get serious again. And Reeves, you'll just tell me when you're set with our friend. I'm not in any hurry for you to tell me that.
Chris Reavers
Yeah, it's going to be a minute.
Joe Soucheray
Okay.
Chris Reavers
Here.
John Haidt
You know what?
Chris Reavers
I appreciate your patience.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, it's okay.
Matthew Getz
I can count down that minute for You.
Chris Reavers
You know, he won't be silenced, even though he doesn't have a working microphone.
Kenny Olson
By the way, we need to tell Gilers why we haven't heard from Matthew.
Joe Soucheray
Well, he doesn't have a microphone. You write me a note if you want to say something.
Kenny Olson
All right? Send an email.
Chris Reavers
Is this 2026.
Rookie speaks when Spoken to?
Joe Soucheray
Right. I want to read you something as I read this this morning.
John Haidt
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
This light needs to go to page nine. Today's war in the wrath of walls. But we certainly haven't been told. We can't say what we do. So I still think we're better off than Hong Kong, but I can see it coming.
Kenny Olson
Have presidents or. Well, I guess I already know the answer. Presidents have banned certain members of the media or from the press room at the White House.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, they have. Yeah, they have.
Matthew Getz
I have more to say about this.
Joe Soucheray
But Matt Getz is a correspondent for some fleabag operation. He sits in the Pentagon press room.
John Haidt
Yeah, he does.
Matthew Getz
Now, I have more to say about.
Joe Soucheray
This subject, but you'll have to email me.
Matthew Getz
I've forgotten everything, so I can't. I'm back. Sorry.
Joe Soucheray
My point is. My point is, I think we would have read that 30 years ago and said, those poor people, what the hell? And now we're looking at it and we're thinking, boy, we're not that far away from that. We're just not that far away from it. Which I find saddening, that's all. I just was a small piece and I thought then I had.
Kenny Olson
At least in this country, there's been no physical retaliation.
Joe Soucheray
Well, this story doesn't suggest physical retaliation. What it suggests is if you're a Wall Street Journal correspondent and you say something about the fire that the National Security Force doesn't like, you're out of the country. That's what it suggests.
Kenny Olson
And I was going to bring up Russia, where you might accidentally fall out of a jet.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah. You could get blown out of a window.
Kenny Olson
35,000Ft.
John Haidt
Hong Kong is part of China, Right?
Joe Soucheray
Right.
John Haidt
Doesn't China control it? So I wouldn't think that'd be that far fetched that something may happen to you if you report something.
Chris Reavers
Matthew.
Joe Soucheray
Mm.
Matthew Getz
Right. I mean, if. If that does happen.
Joe Soucheray
Does he have a mic?
Matthew Getz
Now what you do is report that.
Kenny Olson
Okay, Matt, pause. Pause a second. Does China still. Do they know about what happened at Tiananmen Square?
Joe Soucheray
Yes.
Chris Reavers
Well, Tim Walls was there.
Matthew Getz
That's right.
Joe Soucheray
Tim Walls knows more about China than China. True.
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Chris Reavers
Hi Ken.
Kenny Olson
Let's just listen to this music for a second. Let the calming waves wash over us.
Matthew Getz
Hit that stinger again for me.
Joe Soucheray
Will.
Can Dylan record this for about five minutes for me and make a copy of it?
John Haidt
You just Loop it.
Kenny Olson
I'd like a one hour version of this song, please.
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Joe Soucheray
Schoonover bodyworks.com you guys recall we discovered that Mrs. Walls, during the George Floyd protests.
Reporter
Let.
Joe Soucheray
It out that she loved to leave her windows open so she could smell the destruction and the fires and the burning of the smoke. Which telegraphed to me that she was rooting for the anarchy just like her husband was and her daughter who was alerting protesters as to the location of.
Law enforcement. Law enforcement. Are you gonna look here the make notes that Gwen Walls now has been keeping the windows open and whatever, wherever they live. She wants to hear all the people driving by calling her husband retard. Oh.
Matthew Getz
There it is.
Joe Soucheray
I know we're not supposed to use that word, but in this case I think it's fine.
Kenny Olson
It's been making a comeback, hasn't it?
John Haidt
Really?
Kenny Olson
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
All right. The other day, I got on a service road of life soliloquy about. I think what happened was that we were all leading Americans. I mean, leading reasonably sound, productive lives and enjoying the fruits of liberty and enjoying even stuff and.
Raising families and.
Buying a house and having a car and kids going to school and playing sports. And we didn't pay any attention, basically, to what was happening politically. Of course, we paid attention during presidential elections and maybe even in governor's elections. But for the most part, I think people just grew accustomed to things running fairly smoothly and took a lot of great American life for granted. Well, I have a second. I have an addendum to that theory. It was also the fact that during these times of what I contend, we weren't paying attention. We probably at least knew.
In regional and local elections, for example, we knew who we were voting for. We might have literally known the person. They lived down the block. The guy might have been a local insurance executive or a schoolteacher or whatever. And we knew that. Hey, did you see where Norm Jones is running for office? And the wife might say, yeah, I talked to his wife in the supermarket. We knew who these people were for the most part. They were sharing the same experiences that all of Americans were. They shopped where we shopped. They went to the same movie theater. They might have seen them in church. You saw them at the hardware store or out for a bicycle ride or whatever. They were among us. We knew who we were voting for. And I would add in my addendum that the outgrowth.
Of the overriding problem of we took all of that for granted and weren't really paying attention is that it became increasingly easier for people we don't know to run for political office and get elected. We don't. I mean, it's uncanny how much the average Gl or listening to this show probably doesn't have in common with the average city council member. The closer you get to the country's tallest buildings.
Matthew Getz
That's key. The last thing you just said there, because I believe in Kenny's area, the.
Joe Soucheray
City council, this still might be true. Where Kenny lives. He might know who is representing him.
Matthew Getz
I'd even say South St. Paul. I think there's a lot of people that are.
Joe Soucheray
So what happened is we got all of these as the activists took over. I can't identify with a single one of them. I think I'd love to get the stats. In fact, I almost called Gabe over the Weekend. I'd like to know how many city council members in Minneapolis and St. Paul have kids. I'd like to know how many of them own a home. I'd like to know how many of them even own a car. And I bet you will find that the greatest percentage of them in both towns are renters. That they might eschew a car because they're part of the group that tries to demonize gasoline. And I would imagine that combined of the two cities, where are there 13 seats in Minneapolis? 13 wards.
Kenny Olson
Correct.
Joe Soucheray
So. And there's however many in Minneapolis seven or St. Paul seven.
Matthew Getz
Seven.
Joe Soucheray
I believe so seven and three. That's 20 people. I bet there's not five kids among the 20 people. I bet there's NOT five. Now, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. But I'm just saying we no longer. Now.
You don't run into them at the grocery store.
Matthew Getz
Seven and simple.
Joe Soucheray
You don't see them at the movie theater. You don't see them at the hardware store. You don't see them out on the bicycle pass that they've insisted we must have. They. They are. They're on their. They lit. They're on a third rail, almost physically on a third rail of existence that has nothing to do with us. And so rather than serve to reflect the needs of the citizenry.
Their leash has been so free that they take the tax money and they play social games with it. That has nothing to do with us leading our lives and hoping for the street to be plowed and the street lights to work. They're off on a different tangent. They're great believers in equity and they think that equity's the answer because.
They'Ve come out of the failed academy and they're predisposed to think that life is terribly unfair and that there are too many victims. And the people who actually have jobs and start corporations, corporations and employ people are merely oppressors and they're ruining the cities. They're ruining America and they're ruining the cities. And it's happening here. We're seeing it right in front of us. So the second part of me thinking we haven't been paying attention is the fact that we also no longer know the people who represent us. They're not down around the corner. I'm not seeing them at the kids Little League softball game. They're not. Who are they?
Now? I got a note from Howard Cleary, who's a frequent contributor, one of G. Ellers many deep thinkers under our direction. Right. Recently you were pondering the Mindset of the Socialists on how we arrived here. Your comment While we were water skiing in 1965, we were not worried at all about our way of life and took it for granted. As we now know, all along there have been subtle but dark undercurrents eroding that confidence we once took for granted. I am writing to add color to the picture of what we know or think we know about the socialist progressive mindset. My wife was watching Carol Evan on Saturday morning, making it clear that unlike Rookie, I don't watch it by choice. I happen to be in the room during the broadcast. Brian Eggert, an independent movie reviewer and deeply steeped in the mystery, was reviewing a movie the title does because he manages to flavor every review with progressive rhetoric. I'm unaware of who this Brian Eggert is. During the review he stated winning can be self destructive and it struck me this idea is at the core of what we are seeing. The link below is a video of the interview I recorded with my phone. About 30 seconds. It gives full context of the statement. Then he linked me to the video, which I haven't even watched yet. It was slipped in so casually as to go almost unnoticed, except by those who either agree or those who understand the implication. When you made your water skiing remark, you implied that the effort to undo ourselves went unnoticed. Not true. You've been observing and commenting on the mystery for as long as I've been a listener. You may not have fully understand or fleshed out what you were seeing or what it would come to mean in 2025. Unfortunately for all of us, you're not a seer. But you did help all of us arrive at the same conclusion. As much as progressives think winning is self destructive, we all recognized immediately the progressive mindset is self destructive and defeatist. They are willing to give up and relinquish their rights to others because they have been taught to believe. They haven't come by them honestly and they don't deserve them. Another piece of the puzzle. Best Howard.
I do think.
I'd put a different spin on the words winning can be self destructive.
We've talked about it before. I think it is the progressive nature to undermine competition. I think it is in the progressive mindset to undermine achievement.
I think it's in the progressive mindset to just undermine getting ahead in life. That's not what they foresee.
They foresee sharing misery equally.
Chris Reavers
Case in point, boys playing in girls sports, right?
Joe Soucheray
Yeah.
They don't care about the winning or losing when you know winning is really a One of the great backbones of liberty. When you stop to think about it, no matter what you do, you can win at it. You can win at a podcast, you can win selling insurance, you can win as a school, you can be. The best you can be is winning.
And they don't like winning. They don't try to win.
Where were we?
Well, here's where we are, General.
Here's where we are.
It. We're all aware of it now. G l ers are aware.
Matthew Getz
Yep.
Joe Soucheray
Of what's happening.
I don't. I. What we do about it is still in play.
The whole ideology that gave rise to the fraud in Minnesota stemmed from a belief that while it's about time some other people had some equity, it's about time other people had money in the game.
These rich people who live on a lake, they don't deserve it any more than anybody else. So they kept looking the other way as his money went out the door.
Led by Walz, who knew damn well it was happening. As complicit.
Keeps making the false claim that it was because of his administration and him specifically, that justice was finally brought to the forefront. No, it wasn't. The FBI and the Fed started the indictments. Walz had nothing to do with it. He's lying when he tells you that. So is Keith Ellison. He's lying.
Ilhan Omar, I don't know where you are on that. She made a number of appearances over the weekend on news shows. Here is your latest Ilhan Omar report on Garage Logic.
What did you find? I know she was on Face the Nation. I think.
Chris Reavers
Yes, she was on Face the Nation. I don't know the name of the reporter. I'll have that for you in a second. But she was trying to put a positive spin on the billion dollar Somali fraud.
Joe Soucheray
And remember, she won't come on this show. No, she won't talk to the local.
Chris Reavers
People because you're racist.
Joe Soucheray
Well, of course I am. Face the Nation, though. She'll go on that. All right.
Reporter
There are 80,000 people of Somali descent in your state. But the president has been very focused, not just on them, but on you. In this extraordinary Cabinet meeting, he said Somalis, quote, come from hell. They complain and they do nothing but bitch. Take a listen.
President Trump
These are people that do nothing but complain. They complain and from where they came from, they got nothing. We don't want them in our country. Let them go back to where they came from and fix it.
Thank you very much, everybody.
Reporter
That knocking is vehement agreement from his cabinet members there I Just wonder what the reaction is in your dissertation district to have that from the highest office in the land.
Ilhan Omar
It's disgusting. It's completely disgusting. These are Americans that he is calling garbage. And we feel like there is an unhealthy obsession that he has on the Somali community and an unhealthy and creepy obsession that he has with me. I think it is also really important for us to remember that this kind of hateful rhetoric and this level of dehumanizing can lead to dangerous actions by people who listen to the president.
Reporter
And 95% of the Somalis in your state are U.S. citizens. Yes. Just for clarity, there.
Joe Soucheray
Well, two things.
Matthew Getz
What was she on? What show?
Chris Reavers
Face the Nation.
Matthew Getz
Got it.
Chris Reavers
Face the Nation.
Joe Soucheray
By introducing Trump, the moderator set Ilhan Omar up for the only answer you are going to hear from her. There was no. And if by introducing Trump, by the way, she said he has a creepy obsession with her, he does with a lot of people. That is not limited to you, Ilhan. That's just the way he operates. But more importantly, the fraud never gets discussed. No.
Matthew Getz
Why is that?
Joe Soucheray
Because when Trump gets introduced to a topic, half the people will choose fraud over Trump.
It's that simple.
Reporter
Where the Treasury Secretary just left off, he alleged that people who were tied to you or your campaign were involved in this broad, brazen scheme to rip off the Minnesota state welfare system. Do you want to respond to that? Do you know what he is referring to?
Ilhan Omar
I really don't. And I don't think the Secretary himself understands what he's referring to. We obviously had people who were able to donate to our campaign that were involved. We send that money back a couple years ago. And actually I was one of the first members of Congress to send a letter to the Secretary of AG asking them to look into what I thought was a reprehensible fraud that was occurring within the program.
Joe Soucheray
She did send a letter, but upon reflection, as we reexamined the letter, she was asking, what exactly are you going to do and how are you going to do it? And.
I'm gone now. I'm so cynical now. I believe she was wondering.
What can I do to intervene here, Joe, don't.
Kenny Olson
You think everything she said about the president in that first clip could be said pretty much about her and her obsession with him? And the things that she said has said could lead to quoting her. Dangerous actions against the president or members of the Republican Party? I mean, doesn't. Doesn't that go both ways?
Joe Soucheray
Of course it does, but we live in pretty divided time.
Kenny Olson
Yeah, I mean it's just a whole lot of hateful rhetoric being spewed back and forth.
Joe Soucheray
I think it's a very legitimate question and you can't count on some of these well trained, good looking so called reporters on TV to ask her. But I think it's a very little legitimate question that how did your net worth go from 240 grand to 30 million during the last five years?
Kenny Olson
That'll never be asked.
Joe Soucheray
That begs to be investigated, of course. How did that happen?
I think she's as corrupt as the day is long.
I think she knows every in and out of that food fraud. I think she knows exactly who the.
Matthew Getz
Good people are, who the bad people were.
Joe Soucheray
I think she knows exactly how it happened. She didn't do anything to stop it. She claims. I wrote this letter to the Department of Agriculture, meaning it was the Department of Ag that was sending the checks to the Department of Education. She wrote that letter to the Department of Ag, I think as a scouting mission for the effort. She wanted to know what exactly are you people up to? How are you going to do it?
Kenny Olson
Everything you just said about her knowing, I think I'm just going to go ahead and say can be applied to a lot of people right now in both the House and Senate here in Minnesota and maybe even on a national level. I think a lot of people knew.
Joe Soucheray
The Democrats in this state voted down a bill that would have created an inspector general. They voted it down. They wouldn't hear from it. They didn't want it to end. These are the people who vote for Democrats. This is their base, this is their constituency.
Matthew Getz
I know a person in my life that worked at the Fradolloni's ace Hardware from 2012 to 2015, a little over three years right in the middle of St. Paul. I said, I asked him, did you see anybody? I worked there a little over three years. I don't remember seeing a single politician come through the store.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, at Fradaloni.
Matthew Getz
Correct. And that's right in the heart of St. Paul.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, I just had some. Oh.
It might have developed late last week, but we learned that.
DHS Department of Human Services here said it will stop accepting new applications from home and community based service providers starting January 1st because the applications.
To provide those services has gone up 245% in the last two years. Wow. So people are clamoring for that to steal that money. Here's the point. During our, during Friday we also put out a loud call to the Republican Party to get their act together.
And that's still important. But.
What they must realize, or anybody wishing to become governor of this state must realize, it's immigration is probably not our problem. That's probably not our problem. What our problem is is that the government has impossibly is impossibly funding too many programs. There are just layers and layers of programs. What is this one?
This.
Home and community based care providers, I think is different than housing stabilization, for example, which was also fraud ridden. There are two. The whole welfare.
State that Minnesota has become has got to be reinvented.
And the irony is that with all of these programs.
There'S no evidence that anyone who really needs it is getting any help.
And not once, by the way, despite all of this food fraud nonsense, did you ever get a report of children who were genuinely.
Prohibited from eating when hungry? Where are the people that supposedly were supposed to be being fed? They haven't turned up hungry anywhere. So whoever wants to become governor of this state and completely clean out that state house and start over, what you have to do is come up with a more efficient, professional, comprehensive welfare program that doesn't have 1,000 different programs. And you're gonna call them all non governmental organizations. I got an interesting note from Jordi. If you're a non governmental organization and you have your funding cut off, then you weren't a non governmental organization, you were a government organization. We have too many of them.
And the more you have, the more likely there will be fraud.
That would be true in any area of life.
And it's not immigration that's necessarily the problem. It's this whole.
It's this whole BS that Walls has tried to sell. Well, we're just a generous people. No Walls. You're full of BS that has nothing to do with it. You're full of tools. Many programs that are redundant, overlapping. The state overlaps with the fed, the fed overlaps with the state. In the meantime, the honest taxpayers of Minnesota keep sending their money in and it's either getting stolen or all it's doing is expanding the size of the government.
This would not be happening.
If the people representing us were people we actually knew and could identify with. But those days are in the past.
And I'm not taking the American citizenry off the hook. We didn't pay attention the way we should have.
And moving in in the place of the people we didn't know, in the place of the people we knew. Who are this young crowd of activists who don't like the way things work in this country. They don't like capitalism. They don't like competition. They don't like winning, they don't like success because those things don't include too many people.
Kenny Olson
Witness Calhoun Square in Lake and Hennepin.
Joe Soucheray
A once thriving funky area of town is represented by a woman who holds everything dear to that corner in contempt.
Kenny Olson
Chuck Die I drive over there. I'd circle the block once, find a parking spot, run in, buy a cigar, buy a book, do whatever at one of the very many shops up and down both Lake and Hennepin. Right there. Parking spot was always available. Do one lap, you find a spot, you can't do that anymore. The other thing I wanted to mention.
Joe Soucheray
No, it's all for bikes and pedestrians who have nowhere to go there because there's nothing there to be a biker or pedestrian for.
Kenny Olson
You mentioned hungry kids. And even as recent as the election, when the governor was running with Harris for president and vice president, when we were all neck deep in fraud stories, he was still on the campaign trail bragging about how there's no hungry kids and how we work to feed hungry kids. And like such, said, show me the hungry kid.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, there aren't any, fortunately. Now.
The other unfortunate part of this is we can't count on the country's news giants to be on the side of American liberty. We can't count on that.
They'Re part of the demise of our country. You can't count on the ABC Nightly News to do a deep dig on fraud.
Kenny Olson
That doesn't make any sense to me because.
They'Re hurting themselves.
Joe Soucheray
You can't count on the Star Tribune, which has really, really gone a long.
Matthew Getz
Boy, have they.
Joe Soucheray
Long way out of the picture.
Kenny Olson
Remember Koppel and Nightline and how that came about and how they rode Nightline wave for how many decades?
Matthew Getz
Bring somebody on the air, put their feet to the fire. I mean, 60 Minutes used to do that, too, but even in a more weekly major way. But Nightline, every night, he'd have somebody up there.
Kenny Olson
Why is that, Joe? Why is it that the most popular news program in the country isn't even a news program at all? It's a podcast, right? Why is that?
Is it the market or is it just the news organizations giving up? I realize now we're changing direction and you probably didn't want to go this way, but to me, it's fascinating.
Joe Soucheray
All I know is it's 50 years ago, which seems to me to be yesterday. It was only 1975.
A story like this would have been so pursued that different newspapers would have been fighting each other for the Pulitzer Prize to Unravel.
And people would have gone after Ilhan Omar. They would have said, does it make sense that her net worth went from $240,000 to $30 million in five years? That doesn't work and she needs to be asked about it.
I don't think that's intrusive. How can a congresswoman of no means whatsoever whatsoever suddenly be worth whatever the hell she's worth? I'm glad. I'm all for it. I'm all for people being worth 30 million, but I don't think she came by it honestly.
Kenny Olson
They're just doing it wrong. Kupchella makes a piece, and instead of talking about what Kupchella discovered, they're going after the donors. Joe Rogan, an opinion based entertainment program. Rogan, while sitting there puffing on a cigar, asks some newsmaker a question, breaks across the country, all the news organizations, instead of taking that and running with it and calling that newsmaker and getting more information, go after Joe Rogan. Well, Joe Rogan isn't a news guy. He's an opinion guy. Sitting there puffing cigars, having a conversation.
Joe Soucheray
Well, there is no great example, no greater example of shooting a messenger than Kupchella. Yeah, yeah, he was pilloried by the Star Tribune. Why do you. Why Star Tribune? Do you want a failed city?
Kenny Olson
Kupchella just handed you a story. Why?
Joe Soucheray
Well, you know what?
Kenny Olson
He handed you a story that they probably knew about and they've been ignoring.
Matthew Getz
Omar reported a net worth of up to $30 million in her latest financial disclosure.
Joe Soucheray
That's. That's not plausible. Honest. It's not plausible that she did that. Honestly, in that short amount, it's not plausible.
Matthew Getz
Her wealth derives almost entirely from the ownership of her husband. Husband, Tim Minette, from his ownership stake in two companies, A California based winery, at a venture capital firm that they have used.
Kenny Olson
That she has used. Hey, you know, if you want to go after somebody, go after Pelosi.
Joe Soucheray
I mean, come on, man, that's just ridiculous. Yeah, but they all benefit now.
Kenny Olson
We're getting far afield, but, yeah, we are.
Joe Soucheray
Let's get back to kicking those chunks. Let's kick some chunks.
Say, I hope your garage door is working because this weather's not letting up. We're gonna have a great big winter. We're in the midst of it or at the very beginning of it. Not for a 21st or. I'm fine. I got about, I don't know, 15 days left, whatever, and I'll be in the spring, but not you people. So you get your garage door fixed or you need a new one, Go to Precision Door, Minnesota. Precision Door has models for every budget. $100 off now for G. Ellers on a single door. $200 off on a double door. If you like your current door. But you're getting a little nervous because she's creaking and croaking and making some noises you don't like. You don't want that sucker to not work on one of these ten below mornings. So get a Noisy Door tune up special from Precision Door. 149 bucks. You get a 25 point safety inspection and diagnostic. Get that sucker taken care of so you don't have any problems during this long upcoming winter. Remember, we're 70 days between 60 degree temperatures.
Chris Reavers
Let's go.
Joe Soucheray
That's a long time. That's 20% of the year. Book online at Precision Door mn1word precisiondoormn.com or call Precision Door at 612-263-6985 to schedule your free on site new door estimate. Or book a Precision Door Noisy door tune up special.
It's the end of the world as we know it and he feels fine.
Kenny Olson
Joe Sucere I'm gonna feed Reavers a little sea foam right down the app.
Chris Reavers
God, I could use it.
Kenny Olson
See if it clears things up. I don't think think Reavers is mentioned on seafoamworks.com, the website with all the information you'll ever need for all the various uses of all the various seafoam products. But I still like hearing from GL ers who scored a victory with Seafoam, much like I did over the weekend. The theme of today's seafoam stories, a little bit goes a long way. We drained the gas out of the snow blower last spring, affectionately known as the big bass. But we didn't drain the gas and the carbs. So once it fired up on Saturday, it wouldn't run with choke off. Well, you all know what I did. I fed it about an ounce of seafoam right into the gas tank, let it sit there and idle for five minutes, turn the choke off, she ran like new. No big deal. It happens all the time. Nothing unusual there. Same thing happened with that greasy two stroke triple Yama hammer mountain sled of mine. The gas tank was dry because I got this really cool siphoning tool that just sucks the gas out you get right down to the bottom of. Anyway, the one or two of those flat side carbs had some gunk in the pilot jet you wouldn't run on idle. I gave it a big gulp of Seafoam, ran it on the stand for about 10, 15 minutes, finally purred like a little kitten right before I shut it down again. Nothing unusual about that. That's what you can expect with Seafoam. That's how it is. It's your trusted mechanic in a can. Before you haul it to your mechanic, before you remove that rack of carbs and tear them down, give it a shot of Seafoam. Let that, let those carbs eat for a few minutes and it does the job. It keeps all fossil fuel fired cylinders running clean and happy. A wonderful product in a world of bad gas. Our best friend, Seafoam.
Joe Soucheray
Here's Mr. John Haidt in his newsroom.
John Haidt
Thank you, Joe. This news brought to you by North American Banking Company. Some weather news to kick things from off. Winter storm watch in effect for parts of the Twin Cities, several counties. Douglas, Todd, Morrison, Mille Lacs, Canbeck, Stearns, Benton, Sherburne. I said he Chicago, Anoka, Ramsey and Washington have the potential for heavy accumulating snow and very gusty winds from central Minnesota to western Wisconsin. That starts tomorrow afternoon. And they say it could last through Tuesday night. We could get up to 4 to 7 inches of snow in that area. As the snow's falling, it's also going to be cool, very windy. Winds become very strong with gusts of 30 to 40 miles an hour. Snow should end from west to east during the morning hours of Wednesday. So that winter storm watch in effect starting tomorrow for those named.
Joe Soucheray
Well, cut the total in half. Dan. So what about 3 inches?
Matthew Getz
Gonna miss us, John?
Kenny Olson
I use the National Weather Service, exclusively a government organization, by the way. One to three, they're saying tomorrow afternoon, one to two, tomorrow night. So it's either half of that or twice that.
Joe Soucheray
Right.
In other words, you know what? Just enjoy it. Just go about your life. It's okay. It's okay.
John Haidt
A quick sports note. U of M has accepted an invitation to play in the Rate Bowl Dec. 26 in Phoenix.
Kenny Olson
Excuse me?
John Haidt
The Rate Bowl. The Gophers will face New Mexico.
Matthew Getz
The Rate Bowl.
Joe Soucheray
I see. Iowa State had the good sense to say the hell with it. Not going to be in a bowl.
Kenny Olson
Was there something controversial about Notre Dame.
Chris Reavers
Over the weekend to say Notre Dame, Not Iowa State.
Joe Soucheray
Iowa State also voted not to play in a bowl game.
Chris Reavers
Oh, I missed that. To hell with it.
Joe Soucheray
Notre Dame didn't vote not to play in a bowl game. They were excluded from the playoffs.
Matthew Getz
Football.
John Haidt
They're not going to play in any bowl game. They could have played in another.
Chris Reavers
We ain't going to the beach.
Joe Soucheray
I don't blame them. I don't blame them.
Kenny Olson
Are they powerful?
Chris Reavers
Yes.
Joe Soucheray
Well, I think with. I think with justification.
Kenny Olson
Okay. Lexus.
Matthew Getz
Can you change your name?
Chris Reavers
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
I don't even know what that means.
Kenny Olson
Mercedes. Lexus.
Joe Soucheray
Okay.
Luxury car on you.
John Haidt
The Gophers will face New Mexico 3:30 in the afternoon, December 26th at Chase Field. The game will air on ESPN. This will mark the first meeting between Minnesota and New Mexico. This will be the Gophers 26th all time bowl appearance. The Gophers last played in a game in 2021, defeating West Virginia 18 to 6 in this game. I'm sorry. Minnesota has won eight straight bowl games dating back to the 2015 quick bowl lane. And that's.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah. They beat White Bear Lake.
John Haidt
Longest active streak in the nation. Joe. The longest in Big Ten history. Joe. And tied for the fourth longest bowl streak in college football.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, that's great. What? When's the last time they played in a real bowl? Positivity is going to change this culture, period.
Matthew Getz
When you get inside the football walls.
Joe Soucheray
You'Re going to have positivity hit you.
Matthew Getz
Right in the face.
Joe Soucheray
When's the last time they played in a real bowl? Well, that. The answer of course is the Rose bowl. And that would have been six.
Chris Reavers
Well, the Outback bowl was.
Joe Soucheray
No, that's not real. I'm sorry.
Matthew Getz
The bowl playing in right now. These are the kids that just recently won the punt, pass and kick competition.
Joe Soucheray
And are ready to roll.
Kenny Olson
Hey, since we're talking sports here, John, can you break down for me just what the hell happened to the Wild over the weekend?
John Haidt
I can't.
Joe Soucheray
They play Seattle tonight. They better win.
Matthew Getz
They're going to play Phil McCracken.
John Haidt
Yeah.
Kenny Olson
That is so cheap news, Matthew.
John Haidt
So cheap in news. The Star Trek.
Joe Soucheray
I thought your microphone was off.
Matthew Getz
I fixed it. I hacked it.
Chris Reavers
The engineering staff actually sent an email. Joe. Rookie's mic is fixed. We're sorry.
Joe Soucheray
Thank you.
Matthew Getz
Apologize.
Joe Soucheray
They should.
Kenny Olson
They should give Joe the switch.
Matthew Getz
No, don't give him an id. You can't do that. We told you.
Joe Soucheray
Hey, can that happen?
Matthew Getz
No.
Chris Reavers
Like the old Kenny Field. Shut her down.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah.
John Haidt
Should have a little fader for Joe. Anybody. He talks, he doesn't like it, he can just fade.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, I'd love it.
Kenny Olson
Okay, Kenny.
John Haidt
The Minneapolis City Council is expected to discuss giving Mayor Jacob Fry a raise of over 46 grand next year and then themselves raises in two years. If approved, the final vote could come as soon as tomorrow. Wait, stop.
Kenny Olson
You said that wrong.
Joe Soucheray
I.
Kenny Olson
You read it wrong. The comma's in the wrong place. You didn't actually say $46,000, did you? You said 4,600.
John Haidt
No, 46,000.
Kenny Olson
You said $460, right? $4 and 60 cents, right.
Joe Soucheray
John, they're treating us like we're an ATM machine.
Kenny Olson
46,000.
John Haidt
Would. The salary increases would have to go to the mayor for approval of the city council.
Joe Soucheray
I wonder if he'd approve.
Kenny Olson
I would have my approval down already.
Chris Reavers
No wonder.
Joe Soucheray
Pre approved. No wonder we had a.
Kenny Olson
Those letters I get in the mail pre approved.
Chris Reavers
No Wonder we had 75 people running for mayor.
Kenny Olson
Goodness gracious.
Chris Reavers
Wow.
John Haidt
Now the raises are recommended by the city clerk's office. Two years after a salary survey found the mayor's salary lags peers and council members salary is ahead of peers in comparable cities. Right now the mayor makes $141,000. That's about $57,000 lower than the average in 19 comparable cities.
Joe Soucheray
And about $100,000 too much.
John Haidt
According to a study done by Guidelines House. That puts Minneapolis in the bottom 15%. The mayor makes nearly 13 grand less annually than the St. Paul mayor. Joe St. Paul mayor has paid $153,579,000.
Joe Soucheray
I think he's even gone to the.
John Haidt
Office a couple times.
In 2023. Guidehouse found Minneapolis City Council members who get about $110,000 annually. We're at the top of the scale among nine peer cities with only Seattle council members being paid more. The study found Minneapolis council members were paid nearly 29,000 more than the average St. Paul City Council is part time. They get paid half the mayor's salary. About $77,000.
Joe Soucheray
Let's return to Murder by Lightning, the story of James Garfield's very short presidency and the ascendancy of Chester Arthur. What was the one defining characteristic of Garfield? John watched it. Read the book. It's a great series. Well, I'll answer the question.
Matthew Getz
He was hokey.
Joe Soucheray
He didn't want to be president.
John Haidt
No, not at all.
Joe Soucheray
That was it. I always want the person who doesn't want the office. And he didn't want it. He didn't seek. He did not seek it. It was all happenstance. Yeah. Reluctant, reluctantly. Very reluctantly.
Chris Reavers
Did you seek the mayoral position in Garage Lodge?
Joe Soucheray
Urgently? Okay, yeah, urgently.
Matthew Getz
Yeah. He was way too. There was nobody else other.
Joe Soucheray
Nobody else wanted it.
Matthew Getz
We had to give it to him.
John Haidt
Nobody else wanted it.
Kenny Olson
It's kind of the same way I ended up on Garage Logic, isn't it?
Matthew Getz
Yeah.
Kenny Olson
I had a phone call from one of the participants, wife, wives. And I was told, you don't have any choice, pal.
Joe Soucheray
Did she call you?
Kenny Olson
So here I am.
John Haidt
A Monday morning fire is coming to.
Kenny Olson
Say no to her. Are you crazy? No way.
John Haidt
A Monday morning fire has left a mosque and school in Prior Lake with significant, significant damage. It happened at the Masjid Hamza Mosque and Batul Hikmah Academy building located off Highway 13 near Fishpoint Road. Prior Lake Fire Department says a neighbor called it in just after 2:20 in the morning. When crews got there, flames were coming through the roof. The extent of the blaze forced firefighters outside, according to the department, and a portion of the building's roof later collapsed. Fortunately, nobody was hurt and the fire is now under investigation by the state Fire marshal and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. Because it's a religious institution, several fire crews are still at the scene working to extinguish any remaining hotspots.
Joe Soucheray
So it could have been a defective wiring for all we know. This isn't necessarily the fault of white people who hate everybody.
John Haidt
We have no idea at this point what. What caused it. Minnesota Republican Senator Jim Abeler says he was frustrated after hearing President Trump call Somalis garbage, said he wants them, saying he wanted them out of the U.S. the Republican from Anoka sent a letter to the president last week defending Somalis following the president's remarks. The letter asked President Trump to join him in a meeting with the Somali community to understand how Somalis are woven into Minnesota's fabric. He wrote, when I heard your comments about Somali men and women being garbage, I was surprised. Somalis, I know Abel, are said, and I know many, are nothing of the sort. They're business people, drivers, hourly workers supporting their families, investors, nurses, students and clerics. Just like how my ancestors turned out.
Joe Soucheray
All right, somebody do me a favor. Would you find Trump's garbage, Quote, I want to hear it.
We shouldn't call people garbage. That's ridiculous. But is there a context? Or did he just say Somali people are garbage? Or did he say fraud was garbage? I'd like to know.
It won't surprise me no matter which answer we find, but I'd like to know the actual sentence in which the word was used.
Kenny Olson
If I remember right, it was one of those stream of conscience diatribes.
Chris Reavers
You know, how about we do this? How about we take a break? I think I have it and we can play it when we get back.
Joe Soucheray
All right. Thank you.
John Haidt
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Joe Soucheray
Truth to justice and the suture.
Oh, hey, you guys are back on the air.
Kenny Olson
Thank.
Matthew Getz
I appreciate that. It's about time. As I say, just rolling the dice at this point today, right? 100%. As I say to my grandson, Trish Ray, it's time. You know what that means?
Joe Soucheray
No, Kuiper.
Matthew Getz
I don't either. Neither does. He doesn't talk. But it's time for you Garage Logicians to check out the twin CDs. Savers Auction. It's the Garagelogic Holiday Auction. It's online and you can save up to seven.
Joe Soucheray
Do we get to bid?
Matthew Getz
No, no, no.
Joe Soucheray
Serious question.
Matthew Getz
It's like you can't take advantage of the employment issues because they're good stuff.
Kenny Olson
Can I just get it for free?
Matthew Getz
No, you got to tell somebody about it and then they'll get it for you and then you can have it.
Kenny Olson
Okay.
Matthew Getz
Save up to 70% on your holiday shopping with the Garagelogic Holiday Online Auction. Go to garagelogic.com keyword auction. You can register right now. Bidding starts this Friday, so take a sneak peek right now. It runs through Thursday. 12:18. Shuts off at 8pm and there's thousands of dollars of items that'll be up for bids. And it's only one week. We want to get this done and we want to make sure that you take advantage of it. So pay attention. One week. Items up for auction include a modern buggy RV teardrop tailor from Pressure Land. Rv. That's been a very popular item in the past. It's back, folks. 75 rounds of golf with cart at Deer Run Golf Course.
Joe Soucheray
What? I need that teardrop thing.
Matthew Getz
Well, you, you have. Well, you can't bid. You're have to figure it out for yourself.
Joe Soucheray
Is there a picture of it on the website?
Matthew Getz
Yes.
Kenny Olson
I'll bid for you, Joe.
Joe Soucheray
You're on the show, you moron.
Matthew Getz
Three and four star packages where you can drive a tank. That's pretty cool. Plus, if you're working on your golf game like suchi, a three hour indoor golf simulator rental from Drivebox. It's all online at the Garage Logic holiday auction. And again, bidding starts Friday and runs through the 18th. Stuff from Eco Friend, the George floor garage floor geeks, the Intercontinental Hotel at the airport. And you can be part of that if you look at your watch and say, you've gone too long on this permission.
Joe Soucheray
Come on, let's go here.
Matthew Getz
Where are you going? To the auction.
Kenny Olson
Is there parking available?
Matthew Getz
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
Are you done?
Matthew Getz
Boy, I better be.
Joe Soucheray
Here's John again.
Matthew Getz
I've been stifled again. Again.
Joe Soucheray
John height. Where is he?
Matthew Getz
Frozen.
Joe Soucheray
John.
John Haidt
Yes.
Matthew Getz
That was funny. John. Good timing.
John Haidt
I was watching something, a video. I was watching what we, I thought we were coming back with.
Joe Soucheray
Do you have it, Chris? Huh?
Chris Reavers
I, I, I do.
Host
All right.
Matthew Getz
This is my mic working.
Chris Reavers
This is President Trump. Nope, this was over the weekend. This is courtesy of Fox News. I'm sorry, what?
John Haidt
John, this isn't over the weekend.
Joe Soucheray
This was last week.
Kenny Olson
This was a couple weeks ago.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, yeah.
John Haidt
Okay.
Matthew Getz
I'll be over here.
Chris Reavers
This is President Trump, courtesy of Fox Newsmade.
President Trump
Ripped off that state for billions of dollars. Billions every year.
Joe Soucheray
Billions of dollars.
President Trump
And they contribute nothing. The Welfare is like 88%. They contribute nothing.
Joe Soucheray
I don't want them in our country.
President Trump
I'll be honest with you, okay? Somebody will say, oh, that's not politically correct.
Joe Soucheray
I don't care.
President Trump
I don't want them in our country. Their country is no good for a reason. Their country stinks and we don't want them in our country. I could say that about other countries too. I can say it about other countries too. We don't want them to help. We got to, we have to rebuild our country. You know, our country is at a tipping point. We could go bad. We're at a tipping point. I don't know if people mind me saying that, but I'm saying it. We could go one way or the other, and we're going to go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage.
Joe Soucheray
Okay, I got my question answered. He's calling people garbage. All right. That was the context.
John Haidt
Okay. Do you want more news now, then?
Joe Soucheray
Yes.
John Haidt
Okay. In national and international news, President Trump planning a $12 billion farm aid package, according to a White House official, bailout to farmers who have struggled to sell their crops while getting hit by rising costs after the president raised tariffs on China as part of a broader trade war. Farmers have backed Trump politically, but his aggressive trade policies and frequently changing tariff rates have come under increasing scrutiny because of the impact on the agricultural sector and because of broader consumer worries. The aid is the administration's latest effort to defend Trump's economic stewardship and answer voter angst about. About rising prices.
Kenny Olson
Hold on. Stop a second. Yeah. Trump calling Ilhan garbage. I mean, is that the equivalent of some of the things we've said about her, or walls, for that matter?
Joe Soucheray
No, I don't think I've ever used that. I know I haven't used that.
Kenny Olson
Yeah, we've said some pretty nasty things.
Joe Soucheray
I don't think so. I don't know. I don't. I. I think you're wrong, and I think you're trying to foment a little argument here, but that doesn't work. We never have said garbage. Garbage.
John Haidt
Ever.
Joe Soucheray
People aren't garbage, period.
Kenny Olson
Okay, all right, all right.
Joe Soucheray
Corrupt.
Chris Reavers
Is that a distinction?
Joe Soucheray
No.
Chris Reavers
Okay.
Joe Soucheray
No, I meant that. Look up the term corrupt. You're not going to find a synonym. That's garbage.
John Haidt
President Trump's efforts to reshape the executive branch and flex his presidential power set to be tested at the Supreme Court today, when the justices have convened to hear a case that could lead to the dismantling of protections meant to insulate independent agencies from political pressure. The case, known as Trump v. Slaughter, arose from the president's move to fire Rebecca Kelly Slaughter from her post at the Federal Trade Commission without cause, despite a federal statute that limits a commissioner's removal to instances of inefficiency, neglect of duty, or malfeasance in office. Japan said that a Chinese military aircraft locked radar on their fighter jets even though they were a safe distance between them. Them denying Beijing's accusations of Interference and renewing its protest over the incident. The Self Defense Force. We're maintaining safe distance. According to Chief Cabinet Secretary Minoru Kahara. President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine said today he was meeting with European leaders in London to talk about what he called sensitive issues regarding those peace talks that have languished because of clashing views about how to end his country's nearly four year old world war with Russia. Prime Minister Keir Starmer of Britain is hosting Zelensky, along with President Emmanuel Macron of France and Chancellor Frederick Merz of Germany. Meanwhile, this doesn't sound safe. Chernobyl's new safe confinement facility may have been compromised. Oh, after a drone strike. After a drone strike in February of 2025. According to reports the the strike likely an accident, but the drone did carry a high explosive warhead, creating a hole in the structure, starting a fire and damaging the protective outside. Since then, the International Atomic Energy Agency has warned the incident could have compromised the NSC's ability to shield against radiation leaks and that they are in dire need of repair. At the time of the attack, Ukraine accused Russia of being the culprit. But Russia, for its part, denies any such claim. After the incident, there have reportedly been no increases in local radiation levels and no release as yet to be detected.
Joe Soucheray
Well, how come all the dogs in around there are blue?
Matthew Getz
Two headed?
Joe Soucheray
Yeah.
Matthew Getz
Can you see Chernobyl from space?
Joe Soucheray
I mean, I'm not making this up. They're blue. They got blue dogs.
Chris Reavers
Where do you get a blue dog?
Joe Soucheray
You can get them. You can get them in Chernobyl.
Chris Reavers
Well, do you apply for that gig? I'm in charge of the radiation repair team.
Joe Soucheray
Did you ever see the film Chernobyl?
John Haidt
I did, yeah.
Joe Soucheray
You don't apply for that gig. The poor saps that had to do that, God bless them climbing in there. Are you kidding me? And now their dog is blue.
John Haidt
I would.
Matthew Getz
You mean sad?
Joe Soucheray
No, blue color.
Matthew Getz
Oh, I thought they were just depressed.
John Haidt
You should watch. Everybody should watch that. It's. Oh, it's just. I mean, aside from being the story itself, it's such a. A engrossing tale.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, it really is. When I don't trust those idiots as far as I can throw them.
Matthew Getz
When does that radiate? How do they cap the radiation? Or when does it go away?
Joe Soucheray
Matt, watch the movie. I can't answer the question. Well, then don't ask a dumb question.
Matthew Getz
Is it fun?
Joe Soucheray
Officials nudity?
Kenny Olson
Yeah.
Matthew Getz
You got any chick with big chob? She's got seven.
Cans.
Kenny Olson
I need fruit Full front.
Chris Reavers
Just tell them it's a love story.
Joe Soucheray
You guys are morons. You should. You should. You just reveal yourself too much. I'm the one that watch.
Kenny Olson
I've actually seen it, but it's more fun to be dumb.
Snob like you two.
Chris Reavers
So it's like Huckleberry Hound shows up because he's, you know, Blue dog.
Joe Soucheray
They got blue dog.
John Haidt
Oh, Huckleberry is blue, isn't he?
Chris Reavers
Yeah.
John Haidt
So is Blues Talks funny too, or Bluey Blues Clues.
Joe Soucheray
They're blue dogs and they talk.
John Haidt
Yep.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah.
Kenny Olson
Just because we don't go around bragging about how smart we are.
Matthew Getz
You should see the documentary that I watched. It made me really smart.
John Haidt
You don't even know there's a reason for that.
Joe Soucheray
There's no hope. There's no hope.
John Haidt
Yeah, there's no hope.
Kenny Olson
I was just sitting.
Joe Soucheray
I want. That means to turn his mic. I want a big switch right here.
Matthew Getz
This bridge building thing was on Kenny.
John Haidt
We could have been a great comedy team there for a second if, you know, everybody hadn't kept talking.
Kenny Olson
Yeah.
Matthew Getz
Sorry.
Joe Soucheray
I'm good. That's all right. Bob and Ray.
Matthew Getz
Documentary on Bob and Ray and their funniness.
John Haidt
Officials in California urging people not to forage for wild mushrooms after a rise in poisoning cases caused at least one death.
Joe Soucheray
There you are.
John Haidt
The California Poison Blue Dogs wild mushrooms.
Matthew Getz
Classic.
Kenny Olson
I found a puffer out in the forest this year, and I wasn't bold enough to eat it. Everybody says eating puffer is good.
Joe Soucheray
I wouldn't do that. Nobody? Nobody? No.
John Haidt
Okay.
Kenny Olson
All right, Joe, turn my mic off.
Matthew Getz
Sorry for your.
John Haidt
Poison control System has identified 21 cases of a metoxin amatoxin poison poisoning clustered in northern California, likely resulting from death cap mushrooms. The poisoning resulted in severe liver damage in several people, including children, and at least one of the patients may need a liver transplant. Death cap mushrooms can easily be mistaken for safe edible mushrooms because they look, smell, and taste pretty much the same.
Chris Reavers
Who's encountering.
Joe Soucheray
That's the game we like to play. John, who was the first caveman that walked along the path and decided to eat a mushroom?
Chris Reavers
That's what I was going to ask. Ask who's out in the wild saying, I should probably eat this?
Joe Soucheray
Well, no, we have guides now. You can get a book.
John Haidt
Yeah, there's a lot of people that do forage for mushrooms, Chris.
Chris Reavers
Yeah, because they don't sell them at cub for $2 a box.
Kenny Olson
You know, the one I don't get is. I think it's pronounced ginseng scene or ginseng Ginseng.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kenny Olson
If I had a forest for the of that, I'd be rich.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah. Has anybody watched Land Man?
Kenny Olson
Yeah, I don't want to pay the extra $2 a month.
John Haidt
I had to stop.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, I love it. But did you see the episode where all these guys died out in the field? We don't know what was leaking from the ground.
Chris Reavers
Blue Dogs.
Joe Soucheray
No dogs. Oh, this is John. You're done. The hell with this.
Chris Reavers
Because of your request. I did find it.
Matthew Getz
I did.
Joe Soucheray
In the schools. The tensions.
Matthew Getz
Yes.
Joe Soucheray
You. You're a real dummy to bring in anything that resembles anything 100.
Matthew Getz
Leave all that crap at home.
Joe Soucheray
Are we on the air successfully or are we having weather problems?
Matthew Getz
Looks like we're.
Chris Reavers
I think we're getting rectified here.
Matthew Getz
Yeah, it looks like we're getting a.
John Haidt
Clean bill of health.
Joe Soucheray
What's that mean, we're getting rectified?
Matthew Getz
A lot of people calling and asking, am I on the air?
Joe Soucheray
What are they calling and asking if.
John Haidt
We'Re on the air?
Joe Soucheray
Can you just end this? Just go away.
Chris Reavers
Some technical.
Joe Soucheray
You mean we weren't on the air?
Matthew Getz
Yes, you were.
Joe Soucheray
So.
Matthew Getz
Yes, you were.
Joe Soucheray
Okay. Yes. Reeves Reavers.
Chris Reavers
Yes, sir.
Matthew Getz
Get the two callers who are asking, what's wrong? Why can't we hear you on the air?
Joe Soucheray
Just a minute.
Matthew Getz
Do it.
Joe Soucheray
Caller, what's your name? Oh, hey. You guys are back on the air. Thank you.
Matthew Getz
Thank you.
Joe Soucheray
He says, boy, were we good.
Kenny Olson
Is this why we got fired?
Joe Soucheray
No wonder we were so good in the ratings.
Kenny Olson
I think that's why we're doing a podcast.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, they brought us in a couple years ago and they played this and said, you're done now.
Matthew Getz
You guys want some of this?
Joe Soucheray
You guys can go home. Yeah, we'll see you later. Yeah.
Oh, hey.
Matthew Getz
You cannot stop him. He'll just make a move.
Joe Soucheray
Joe Suare. I got great news.
On Trump's birthday. Now you can get free passes to the parks.
John Haidt
Hello.
Kenny Olson
Is it true he's going to make his birthday a national holiday?
Joe Soucheray
Holiday? Well, it says. It says here that the Trump administration is reshaping when Americans can enter national parks for free, adding Trump's birthday as a fee. Free day.
Matthew Getz
Oh, no.
Joe Soucheray
While eliminating Martin Luther King Day in Juneteenth.
Matthew Getz
Oh, boy.
Joe Soucheray
Are you kidding me?
Kenny Olson
That's a joke.
Joe Soucheray
Now you go to celebrate his birthday in the park.
Chris Reavers
Do you get a cake and all that?
Joe Soucheray
I get everything. It's great. He's just party hat.
Matthew Getz
What's Chris Rock's line about Martin Luther King Drive or Martin Luther King Park.
Joe Soucheray
It's the worst part of town.
Only because they come to us now. Here we are, day 43 from the traveling Lymans. What we've done since the last email. We've crossed the equator for the third time. We're now back in the southern hemisphere and our port of call is in Darwin, Australia.
Chris Reavers
That's an odd route.
Joe Soucheray
If they keep going. God, are they at sea? Along, back and forth. That is just amazing.
Matthew Getz
What boat are they on?
Joe Soucheray
A big crucia. No matter. In a kayak.
It was on this day.
Kenny Olson
It doesn't take much to get him to bite, does it, Matt?
John Haidt
Really.
Matthew Getz
It's like taking candy from a small baby.
Kenny Olson
So easy.
Joe Soucheray
On this day in 1863, the First National bank of St. Paul was organized. The first Minnesota bank, chartered under the National Banking act of 1863, derived from a private bank owned by Parker Payne P A I N E. It would eventually lose its name through a series of mergers. Though there is still a First National bank building in St. Paul. It's a big one on the shelf.
Matthew Getz
She's up for sale right now.
Joe Soucheray
It's probably free for what, 10 cents on the dollar?
Kenny Olson
Yeah, you bet.
Joe Soucheray
Great building, by the way.
Matthew Getz
I know.
Joe Soucheray
Beautiful building.
Chris Reavers
They still have your dictionary.
Joe Soucheray
No, we weren't there. We were. Oh, I thought that was your building. No, no, no.
Chris Reavers
On this day, Joe, today is December 8th.
Joe Soucheray
In 1886.
In a fight over the possession of Traverse county records, citizens of Browns Valley, the old county seat, brawled in the streets of their town with farmers from Wheaton, the new seat, who arrived early in the morning to claim the records. The outnumbered invaders fled with only one load, which is later. Which was later returned to Brown's Valley. All the records were eventually moved to Wheaton without further battle. So they had a big. Todd. Todd. Todd and Travis, I think, are the T companies.
Matthew Getz
Yeah, the ones.
Joe Soucheray
On this day in sports, disappointment, history.
Chris Reavers
Who do we lose to on December 8?
Joe Soucheray
On this day in 1978, after being traded to the Giants, Karu said he will not report what was the trade of the Giants. Carew traded the San Francisco Giants, California Angels. What is this? That's not. It wasn't Giants.
No, he went to.
He went to the Angels, right. He never got traded the Giants, did he? No. See, we got a guy in the other room for stuff like this.
John Haidt
Rod Carew was almost traded to the San Francisco Giants in 1978 in a deal involving Mike Ivy and Jim Dwyer, but Carew rejected the offer. The Twins ultimately traded into California.
Joe Soucheray
On this day, Joe Today is December 8th in 1984. Holy mackerel. The Vikings lost 71 to 7.
John Haidt
Ouch.
Joe Soucheray
To the 49ers. It was the greatest deficit. I think it would obviously remain so in franchise history.
John Haidt
Less, Steckle.
Chris Reavers
Right?
Joe Soucheray
84 would have been less.
Matthew Getz
But what's the most recent blowout? We know, Patrick?
Chris Reavers
Well, yesterday, 31.
Joe Soucheray
Nothing. Come on.
Chris Reavers
41 donut.
John Haidt
Yeah.
Chris Reavers
On this day, Joe, today is December.
Joe Soucheray
Number eight in the year 2000. Glenn Taylor and Kevin McHale suspended for illegal Joe Smith deal.
Chris Reavers
Lost a lot of draft.
Joe Soucheray
I don't know what that means.
Chris Reavers
They signed him to an illegal contract.
Joe Soucheray
Why would Kevin. MC. Was Kevin by then the GM was the GM.
Matthew Getz
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
His playing days were over 25 years ago. How old is Kevin? He's got to be 70.
Chris Reavers
He was done playing in the early 90s.
Joe Soucheray
Holy mackerel. Where'd the time go?
Chris Reavers
I know.
Joe Soucheray
Thank you, G Ellers.
John Haidt
Joe.
Joe Soucheray
Yes.
John Haidt
You're done.
Joe Soucheray
I'm sorry, but go ahead, John.
John Haidt
There's no such thing as a 717 loss to the Niners in Vikings history.
Joe Soucheray
Wow.
Matthew Getz
What's the biggest.
Joe Soucheray
Did they play The Giant, the 49ers in 1984?
John Haidt
Let's check.
Chris Reavers
You could look up December 8th, 1984.
Matthew Getz
Kevin McHale is 67. I'm on the air.
His birthday is December 19th.
Joe Soucheray
Coming up. John, what are you finding?
John Haidt
I'm finding Nothing. They're all 51 to 7. We got a 51 to 7.
Joe Soucheray
Well, we've got, we've got a typo here.
John Haidt
Okay. Yes. 51.
Chris Reavers
Understandable.
John Haidt
December 8th.
Chris Reavers
There we go.
Joe Soucheray
So that's today on this day. What year was that, John?
John Haidt
1984.
Joe Soucheray
Okay, that's 26.
Kenny Olson
All right, I'll talk to you guys tomorrow.
Joe Soucheray
Thank you, Geology.
Matthew Getz
Send her out.
Joe Soucheray
Why do you keep playing that?
Chris Reavers
I, I don't, I, I, I don't.
John Haidt
Keep playing.
Matthew Getz
Why do you keep playing that?
Chris Reavers
Just keeps firing. And I'm not exactly sure why.
Joe Soucheray
Are you a little wound up?
Matthew Getz
It's ten to two. My God. I gotta be back to the aeropuerto. Senoro.
Joe Soucheray
Goodbye. Goodbye.
Chris Reavers
Favor and subscribe to all of our channels, which is YouTube. Bracey's gonna walk in Facebook, you're gonna Instagram.
Matthew Getz
Just.
Chris Reavers
You know what? We'll see you tomorrow.
John Haidt
Yeah, see you.
In this episode, Joe Soucheray and co-hosts take listeners on a journey across topics ranging from the lighter side of Minnesota winter to deep critiques of the state’s welfare infrastructure, political leadership, and media accountability. With their signature banter and a genuine sense of nostalgia for "the way things used to be," the hosts examine how Minnesota's welfare system has become, in their view, sprawling, fraud-prone, and nearly impossible to manage. They call out current politicians, scrutinize the erosion of civic trust, question the media’s lack of investigative rigor, and lament the loss of shared community values.
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The Garage Logic crew uses a blend of humor, local color, and hard-nosed skepticism to confront the reality of government dysfunction in Minnesota. They argue passionately that the explosion of welfare programs—especially under progressive leadership—has led to unchecked fraud, while a disconnected electorate, distracted media, and erosion of civic bonds have allowed the crisis to flourish. Ultimately, the podcast is both a love letter to old Minnesota and a clarion call for citizens to reclaim oversight, demand accountability, and return to the values of common sense and honest community.