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Hail the flashlight king.
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And now from the mayor's office above the BO house on the east shore of Spoon Lake. Oh, hey, you guys are back on the air with Chris Reavers manning technology corner, Kenny Olson from the crabby coffee shop, John Height in the newsroom, and of course, the rookie here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner, and the keeper of common sense, your mayor, Joe Susher. All other means having failed. I had a brainstorm today. How to end homelessness. Anybody want to take a crack at it? What I came up with, did you
Joe Soucheray
channel your inner Gavin Newsom?
Chris Reivers
Yeah. Part of the reason I came up with my reason how to end homelessness.
Joe Soucheray
How to end homelessness.
Chris Reivers
Well, what do you think? How would you do it?
Kenny Olson
I would put them in a house.
John Haidt
Yeah.
Chris Reivers
Build some homes.
Kenny Olson
Get a house going, rook.
Chris Reivers
How would you do it?
John Haidt
I would build some homes, Johnny.
Matthew
Well, you'd have to Build some homes. But then you'd have to have some sort of income, wouldn't you?
Joe Soucheray
If I had a hand.
Kenny Olson
Can I go again? I want to go again.
Chris Reivers
All right.
Kenny Olson
I would build some homes.
John Haidt
I would build some homes.
Kenny Olson
I would build some homes.
Chris Reivers
And homelessness.
John Haidt
Thank you, Kenny. I appreciate that.
Chris Reivers
Could end it tomorrow. That's a clue.
Matthew
That's quick.
Chris Reivers
End it tomorrow. Tomorrow.
Joe Soucheray
Are you talking mass execution? Yeah. What are you talking about here?
Chris Reivers
Immediately eliminate all public programs dedicated to homelessness. Not one nickel more goes to homelessness. Because A, it hasn't been getting to the homeless anyway. True. And B, it just serves to sustain a bureaucratic class that's been living off the homeless funds which aren't getting to the homeless in the first place. Let's try zero money available to be homeless. And you will cure homelessness.
Matthew
I don't think that would turn out well.
Chris Reivers
I don't care. It's my plan. It's my idea.
John Haidt
He's not a logistics guy. He's an idea man. Yeah, you bet.
Kenny Olson
You're only talking taxes, right?
Chris Reivers
No.
Kenny Olson
Government money. No, because I'm not going to shut down private funding for the homeless.
Chris Reivers
Go ahead.
Kenny Olson
Somebody wants to write a hundred dollar check.
Chris Reivers
Let me tell you something.
Kenny Olson
New York body.
Chris Reivers
Let's go to New York.
Kenny Olson
Listen here, pal.
Chris Reivers
Los Angeles has spent 650 grand per housing unit for the homeless. But New York City is racing to catch up. Here are numbers from the New York Comptroller's annual report via the Economist. New York City's unsheltered population. That's a new euphemism. Well, it's not new. It's a euphemism. Increased from 3,588 people in fiscal year 2019 to 4,504 people in 2025. That's a 26% increase from pre pandemic levels. In that time, spending on services for this population is more than tripled, growing from 102 million in fiscal year 2019. 102 million. To address the problems of 4,500 people in New York City. Where do you think the money's going? And that has risen. That has risen to 368 million last year. That's a 262% increase.
John Haidt
Okay, so that's a paper trail.
Chris Reivers
None of it reaching the homeless.
John Haidt
But that's a paper trail where we should be able to find out where'd you dump that 25 million?
Chris Reivers
This 25?
John Haidt
No, but I mean, just in parts. 25 went to here.
Chris Reivers
It's sustaining all of the people with job titles that cannot be measured for achievement, walking around with clipboards and iPads, and they have meetings and they have computers and printers, and they have third assistant chiefs, and they meet in a room, and then they all get paid 90 grand a year. And they have health benefits and vacations and everything else. In the meantime, not one homeless person in New York receives a nickel. You just solved it in any possible way. It's all a scam.
John Haidt
How do you implement.
Chris Reivers
It's a scam. In Los Angeles, it's a scam. In New York, it's a scam. The closer you get to the country's tallest buildings. The truth of the matter is the homeless are not benefiting from any public input of tax dollars. It's not reaching them. And homelessness, it only grew in New York to, let's see. To 4,500 people in fiscal year 25. So it increased 1,000 people. 4,500 people in New York were homeless in fiscal year 2025. That's up from 3,500 people in 2019. But the money went up from 102 million to 368 million. Where's it going?
Joe Soucheray
I have audio if you'd like to hear it.
Chris Reivers
Well, what does it pertain to?
Joe Soucheray
Gavin Newsom and homelessness. I was going to bring this up, but I'll wait till you're completed with this.
Chris Reivers
When you break that down, I'll get back to you.
Joe Soucheray
Sure.
Chris Reivers
When you divide 368 million by 4,504 people, what do you get? You get $81,705 in spending per homeless person. They're not getting it. That's the salary of someone who's pretending to be addressing the homeless problem.
Matthew
I have a question.
Chris Reivers
Yeah, you go ahead.
Matthew
Oh, where are we getting those numbers?
Chris Reivers
From the New York Comptroller's Office.
John Haidt
Do you think there's more than 3,500 people that are homeless, John?
Matthew
Well, I looked it up. The Overview says over 101,000 people sleep in municipal shelters nightly in New York as of November 2025. And more than 350,000 individuals were estimated to be without homes in the area in octo of 2025.
Chris Reivers
Yeah, but that's AI. I'm going with a human. I'm going with.
John Haidt
I thought it was low. Two for New York.
Chris Reivers
I don't care what the number is. They're still not getting any money.
Joe Soucheray
Truth.
Chris Reivers
They're not getting any help. You can tell me there's 368,000 people in New York that are homeless. They. And they spent 368 million. They're not getting any money. The money's not going to the homeless. Yeah, you got audio from Gavin Newsom. Joe, this is a. I do concede that 4,500 people sounds like a small number of homeless in New York City. Go ahead.
Joe Soucheray
On March 2nd, Governor Gavin Newsom issued the following tweet. Join me for an announcement on homelessness and mental health across the great state California, to which somebody else put together a collage of. Homelessness is my number one priority. And it goes all the way back. Joe, to 2004, what we call a
Matthew
ten year plan to end chronic homeless in San Francisco.
Chris Reivers
Homelessness. What are you going to do as a new mayor? And I said, well, what are you going to. You can stop. It's the same old bs. The money goes to agencies and contractors and politically connected people. If the issue were resources for poor people, you could just give a check to them.
John Haidt
Is that what we need to start?
Chris Reivers
That's not happening.
Joe Soucheray
We're making the assumption they want it to end, which they don't.
Chris Reivers
But the homeless. But the homeless are mentally ill and they're drug and alcohol addicts. And the welfare state cultivates them to be able to cash in, but they're really not cashing in. There's nothing they have to share for the money.
Kenny Olson
Under your plan, how will people go about getting homed?
John Haidt
How's.
Chris Reivers
Well, here would be. Here would be my answer to that.
Joe Soucheray
What up home.
Chris Reivers
Here would be my answer to that. The homeless people who aren't drug or alcohol addicted would realize I'm not getting any money. I better get my act together and get a job. I don't know what we do about the drug and alcohol addicted mentally ill people that I don't know.
Kenny Olson
What about people that just they have a job but they live in their car?
Chris Reivers
Well, you figured out. Because I'm just the idea guy. I don't have an answer. You figure it out.
Kenny Olson
I was hoping to. I was hoping to work with you.
Chris Reivers
You can't. You can't work with me because my plan is too simple. My plan is you have your answer by zero money. Zero money for homeless.
Kenny Olson
So zero thoughts.
Chris Reivers
That's right. That's right. If you want to look at it
Joe Soucheray
that way, you have your answer.
Kenny Olson
I mean, I'm trying to get some. I don't, you know, that's.
Chris Reivers
Yes.
Kenny Olson
Try to get.
Chris Reivers
What do you have for the answer?
Kenny Olson
One person off the street, Mr. Mayor. One person.
Chris Reivers
No. How are we going to do that zero.
Joe Soucheray
Seattle is dying. There are resources for these people. The problem is they have to be clean.
Chris Reivers
Now, that's a different problem. I haven't gotten that one yet. Okay, so you don't make any drugs or alcohol available. Okay. Good luck. Bring back prohibition.
John Haidt
So we need to open here in the Twin Cities is a homeless office so we can get millions and millions.
Joe Soucheray
We already have that, but the money's being stolen.
John Haidt
I mean us. I mean the group here. To get millions of dollars.
Chris Reivers
Let's put it this way.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, here we go.
Chris Reivers
Of course, there are tremendous holes in my thinking.
Matthew
Sure.
Chris Reivers
But I would say this is largely true. This. Let's just return to Minnesota.
John Haidt
Bring it here.
Chris Reivers
This state, for example, has been able to show no benefit whatsoever to the people presumed to be benefiting from the thousand programs we have in the government. Zero. I would agree with that. The Housing stabilization program was fraud. Autism is fraud. Daycare is fraud. Food is fraud. Nothing. Nothing these liars tell us they're doing as an example of their tremendous virtue given to them by the sense that they are acting in the public good. None of it has benefited anybody except them. So it's true of the homeless.
John Haidt
Okay, then here's my question.
Chris Reivers
The country has always had homeless.
John Haidt
Yes.
Chris Reivers
They were called bums.
John Haidt
Hobos.
Chris Reivers
Well, let me just finish. I'm gonna go with bum. Okay, I'm going with bum.
Matthew
Okay.
Chris Reivers
We had bums. And what you did is you put a pie on the windowsill.
Kenny Olson
Jesus Christ.
Chris Reivers
And then they came and ate the pie. And there were no public food shelters. You had to go to somebody's house where they had the pie on the windowsill. That's right. That's right.
Kenny Olson
Three gu in striped suits with their ankles chained together would sneak into your yard, grab that.
Chris Reivers
And where did they come from? Up from the rail yards. They came from the rail yards. They knew there'd be a pie. They ate the pie. They got back on a train, went to Montana. Then there was a new set of pies they could go after.
John Haidt
They had their route.
Chris Reivers
They had a pie route. That's how this country took care of it. When this country knew what it was doing.
Matthew
The old pie trail.
Chris Reivers
The old pie trail.
Kenny Olson
I'm willing to take a serious approach. I think I have it actually figured out.
Chris Reivers
I'm no longer serious about anything in the world because the world currently makes no sense to me whatsoever. But you go ahead, take a shot at being serious.
Kenny Olson
We do need to throw money at the homeless. There's one person and one person only in every state government that writes that check. There's not a committee, there's not a staff. There's one guy. We put the homeless. We put the churches and the homeless shelters in charge of the homeless. This guy with the checkbook visits each church or each location personally and decides if they get any money. Walks into a church, sees him feeding a bunch of homeless, goes, you know what? You guys are doing it, right? Here's $175.
John Haidt
What about kickbacks?
Chris Reivers
$175.
Kenny Olson
You know what I mean? I have no idea how much to check, but that's how my program.
John Haidt
My question is why? Seriously, why isn't there a Democrat, A hardcore Democrat?
Chris Reivers
They don't exist anymore.
John Haidt
But that doesn't call the other Democrats that are squandering this money out because they believe in their heart they need to fix homelessness.
Chris Reivers
Because we no longer have the parties that are stuck in your mind. We no longer have a Republican Party, and we no longer have a Democratic party.
John Haidt
But there's gotta be some liberal that says, hey, guys, you're wasting money. Let's go here.
Chris Reivers
Let's go to the back of the room. And this is like calling on dirty job.
John Haidt
Yeah. Horseshoe.
Chris Reivers
Jesus. What do you want, Johnny?
Joe Soucheray
To answer your question, it's very simple. If homelessness goes away, so does the money. They don't want to cure homelessness.
Chris Reivers
See, this is part of my gambit, right? Take away all the money dedicated to homeless and also get rid of all the people who have pretended to be doing something about it.
Joe Soucheray
And now I will politically spin this. Joe Sucre is against helping the homeless. You cannot vote for him in Gumption County.
Chris Reivers
There is no homelessness in Garage Logic.
Joe Soucheray
No kidding. So we know how to operate things.
Kenny Olson
They sleep in the house. We run their ass out of town, don't we?
Joe Soucheray
Beat it, hobo.
John Haidt
We put him on a boxcar of Louis Cardinal Station.
Chris Reivers
I wasn't really going that harsh.
Kenny Olson
I see you in my parish.
Joe Soucheray
Run them out of town.
Matthew
Gl's a sundown county.
John Haidt
That's right.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah.
Kenny Olson
Beat it.
Joe Soucheray
You working 40 hours a week.
Chris Reivers
Get the hell out of here.
Kenny Olson
No, you're putting that. You're staying that sheriff in Big Lebowski. Stay out of Malibu.
John Haidt
Here's your Marjorie Johnson. Fresh baked apple pie. Get out of town in the boxcar.
Chris Reivers
You know, and the bums, they would get the pie. Yeah, but they would also never return. Maybe they would rake the lady's yard. Oh, for a few coins.
John Haidt
A little trade.
Chris Reivers
That's right.
John Haidt
Right.
Chris Reivers
Well, you know what the bums used to Be.
John Haidt
My mind's racing. Good heart.
Kenny Olson
Yeah, you know how they be.
Chris Reivers
We're done wrecking.
John Haidt
Hey, we're
Kenny Olson
how they became bums and hobos, right?
Chris Reivers
Depression.
Kenny Olson
Democratic program.
Chris Reivers
Depression era.
John Haidt
What about a pot? And every.
Chris Reivers
It was the Democrats.
John Haidt
Every pot.
Chris Reivers
That's a different thing.
Matthew
Wait a minute. Hoover wasn't a Democrat.
Chris Reivers
That's something else. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Bums.
Kenny Olson
Just saying.
Chris Reivers
Bums were looking for work on the pie route. They were looking because.
John Haidt
Why, why, why? Why were they.
Joe Soucheray
Dignity.
John Haidt
They had dignity. They weren't just taking.
Chris Reivers
And most bums did wear suits.
Kenny Olson
I would prefer. Could you call them hobos instead?
Chris Reivers
I like bum.
John Haidt
The corn cob pipe. The corn cob pipe.
Chris Reivers
They had dignity. They wore suits. They were somewhat tattered and they were somewhat soiled.
John Haidt
They needed darning.
Chris Reivers
They did. They were soiled. Soiled suits. And they. What kind of hat did they have?
John Haidt
They had the fedora. Yeah, the nice hat. Is that what he called fedora? Yeah, just a nice.
Joe Soucheray
And the stick with the handkerchief.
Chris Reivers
Yes.
John Haidt
When he got the pie.
Chris Reivers
Ma'.
Mike Schoonover
Am.
John Haidt
Thank you.
Mike Schoonover
Ma'.
Matthew
Am.
Chris Reivers
They said thank you for that pie.
John Haidt
Yes.
Kenny Olson
I'm seeing. Yeah, that's who I'm seeing.
John Haidt
What time's a Mr. Home?
Chris Reivers
Here, here, here. It's almost three.
John Haidt
Yeah.
Chris Reivers
You know, I don't need your sophomore.
John Haidt
No, no. I mean, cuz. He likes apple pie.
Kenny Olson
This is a serious topic.
Chris Reivers
Very serious.
John Haidt
Very serious.
Chris Reivers
Okay. Right now in Minneapolis, homelessness applications are open for small business recovery funds.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, God. How many flooded to that website?
Chris Reivers
Well, I went to the link provided that gives the instructions for applying for the funds. And they sound rigorous. They sound rigorous, you know, and they can get from three to ten grand. So the real fraudsters aren't even going to bother with this one. Peanut. Not enough money at stake for me.
Joe Soucheray
But if you're a safari restaurant, could you submit multiple applications?
Chris Reivers
I think so.
John Haidt
Sure you did.
Chris Reivers
But this is small potatoes. There's only 2 million available through Hennepin county and you have to demonstrate that your business suffered
John Haidt
so. They're like Lou nanny. They won't even deal with you unless you got all the money. Not just a couple million. He wants the hundreds of millions.
Chris Reivers
Geez, I had a great email on that.
Joe Soucheray
Do you want to do this then first?
Chris Reivers
Okay. Well, I mean, I guess I do,
John Haidt
but at this point, I wonder where it is.
Chris Reivers
Boy, I'll tell you what.
Joe Soucheray
You'll find it.
Chris Reivers
I'll tell you.
Joe Soucheray
I'm convinced.
John Haidt
You're gonna find me next.
Chris Reivers
A minute. Anyway, you can, you can go now to the New York or end up in New York. Doesn't make any difference. Would you like it's all the same. It's all the same.
John Haidt
Everything's the same guys.
Chris Reivers
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Kenny Olson
I guess we're going.
Chris Reivers
Oh worth the thing.
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Here we go Mr. Natural Pause on
Matthew
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Chris Reivers
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Joe Soucheray
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John Haidt
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Joe Soucheray
Good pipes today.
Chris Reivers
Let's have an exercise.
John Haidt
Yeah, go ahead.
Chris Reivers
I guess if there's anyone on this staff who might be able to come up with an answer, it's John Haidt.
Matthew
Oh God.
Chris Reivers
And this is true nationally, not just here.
John Haidt
What?
Chris Reivers
How is government improve your life? What can they point to?
John Haidt
Why are you calling Johnny Height for that?
Chris Reivers
Well, because he tends to believe in it more than I do. Who can point to something. We can keep it here. But nationally, for example, right now, the job growth is zero. Gas prices are up, Inflation is up, Food prices are up. What does the government do? That. When you get up in the morning, you're happy. You're happy that you know something that's been done that will serve the good of this. Yeah, it is, man. Thank you. What is? No, seriously, what. What good is? Has their time come and gone? No, we've never denied the need for a government on this show. We've never been anti government. We've never gone down that road. That's ridiculous.
Joe Soucheray
Anti growth of government.
Chris Reivers
Well, for. Because what could someone tell me when people got up in Minnesota today, what could they have looked to the government to have been thankful for?
John Haidt
Okay, but you're going to excuse the obvious. City lights, emergency services. That goes without saying.
Chris Reivers
Well, that's interesting, though. They're all falling in disrepair. The roads are in disrepair. The street lights are in disrepair.
Joe Soucheray
Can I tell you something?
Chris Reivers
Because of thieves stealing the copper and it's costly to replace that.
Joe Soucheray
I know now why St. Paul decided to just not plow the roads because all that snow was packing in the potholes. So you didn't notice the potholes.
Chris Reivers
Much smoother ride.
John Haidt
Oh, my God.
Kenny Olson
I'll even expand the question, Joe. When was the last time in Minnesota that the government did something really good for us?
Matthew
And we're talking state. Right.
Chris Reivers
We can go nationally if you want, but no, I mean local. State. Let's keep it local.
Matthew
If you want. For instance, my city does a great job. The city council does a great job. We have nothing in disrepair in Andover that I'm aware of.
Chris Reivers
And you would attribute the government for handling that?
Matthew
Very common sense. As far as development, okay, nothing goes crazy. They will not allow that to happen.
Kenny Olson
But that's on the local city government level. And I would agree that there's probably a lot of towns in Minnesota.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, mine's the same way. They do a nice job. Yeah, they do a nice job.
Kenny Olson
What about the state, though?
Chris Reivers
What happens then? The closer you get to the tallest
Joe Soucheray
buildings, you elect morons. Seriously, I know every member of the city council in Georgia.
Chris Reivers
That's a good point. In a small town, you're likely to know the person you voted for.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, his kid plays baseball with my kid.
Chris Reivers
That's not true. And the closer you get to the country's tallest building, for example, most of the city council people don't even have families. No children. I mean, children.
Joe Soucheray
Threat south by Southwest. Talking In.
Chris Reivers
But that still doesn't answer my question. Well, I guess John did answer.
Matthew
Well, not really. In a perfect world, we all have what we think the government should do, right? I mean, we could all sit and write an outline.
Chris Reivers
No, I don't even have that in mind.
John Haidt
Okay. What expectations do you have of the government aside from the localities. Water.
Kenny Olson
Keep it state. Keeping it with the state.
John Haidt
What expectations from the state do you have? Because you are independent, you have no demands on the state to provide you with extra services.
Chris Reivers
And the political class would look at me as an anomaly.
John Haidt
Right.
Chris Reivers
They would think that I'm an oppressor,
John Haidt
which is not the right word.
Chris Reivers
Right. But that's how it would be viewed.
John Haidt
You're lucky.
Chris Reivers
I am merely lucky.
John Haidt
You're lucky. You don't have to do that. Yes.
Chris Reivers
I can think of nothing that I want from the government that they're. I mean, they're providing. I guess what I would need, we have a fire department and a police department.
John Haidt
Lower tabs? Lower license tabs.
Joe Soucheray
Not according to what's her name. She wants to increase them four times.
Chris Reivers
Where did I read it? I was reading something about the legislature is debating whether a guy who owns more than one liquor store can take wine from one of the liquor stores and use that wine to beef up the stock of depleted wine in his other liquor store. Bear with me, that's forbidden. If you own more than one liquor store, you can't take wine from one and put it on the shelves of your other one. Because now the unions intervene and they say no, that's. You're basically constructing a warehousing situation. And that would take us out of the picture. In other words, the unions would demand that the liquor still must be picked up and delivered from a warehouse. And they have lobbyists and they appeal to the legislature. Even Lee Finke said, well, why in the hell can't somebody that owns two liquor stores move some wine to their other liquor store? Well, because it's on the books. I don't know when it was put on the books, but that's how arcane and involved the government is in your daily life.
Joe Soucheray
Can I share something with you? Because when Mike.
Chris Reivers
Take your main to what I'm talking about.
Joe Soucheray
When Mike and I used to do the beer show on 1500 and we talked to a lot of these brewers. The liquor laws in this state were basically from 1920 and they said we can't. They're basically telling us we can't grow our business, which is going to result in them getting more tax money. Because everything about that is exactly what you just said. None of it made any sense.
Kenny Olson
Now take that and put it in everything that the state is involved with. A great example would be getting the new weed laws out and running.
Chris Reivers
They can't do it.
Kenny Olson
It's been a disaster at every single step along the way.
Chris Reivers
The government is too big.
Kenny Olson
The health care they did for a few years, that was a disaster. That men care garbage.
Chris Reivers
Now you're getting back to my initial proposition, which was only half facetious. We have enabled a homeless population. We have enabled a drug addicted population. We have enabled a population dependent on the government for SNAP benefits. We have enabled everything you come up with. We provide free transportation on the light rail. And don't tell me it isn't free because those people aren't paying for it. So the government has become too sprawling, too big. Department of Human Services is so big and so arcane that they seize a rule that allows them to pretend they didn't think they could intervene when kickbacks were seen in fraud estimations. Well, we don't think we can handle that. That's like a group of Girl Scout mothers standing at the end of the driveway watching their daughters skim money from their collections and saying, boy, there's a lot of fraud in Girl Scout cookies. I wonder what we could. There's nothing we can do about it.
John Haidt
Not authorized.
Chris Reivers
It's just. It's too big. You can't. We're not going to fix this. The best you can do is. I said this last week. We're still allowed to make money in this country.
John Haidt
For how long?
Chris Reivers
Bear me out. We're still. We're allowed to. You can make as much as you want, but the rules placed on you for doing so increase exponentially every year.
Kenny Olson
Listen to this. A friend of mine is an electrician, owns his own business. He sent me this last week. In the state of Minnesota, if you want to work for an electrician and you don't have any schooling and you don't hold a journeyman's or a master's license, you must get a license from the state that says you're unlicensed.
Chris Reivers
Oh, my God.
Kenny Olson
And then you have to go to continuing education every year to keep that unlicensed license up.
Chris Reivers
Okay, look at this program. Right now in Hennepin county, we have $2 million available to supplement the income you lost during the Metro surge. Now, granted, that was a horrible time and the ICE people that were in here behaved poorly. And I don't condone any of it, but we have Enabled. The government is there to enable you to not go to work. You didn't go to work. That was your decision to not go to work. Right. That's your decision.
Joe Soucheray
Paid family leave.
Chris Reivers
So we now, because we are the government, we're going to create a new fund for you to tap to make up for the money that you lost because you decided not to go to work. You weren't forced not to go to work. Now, granted, that's a tough. That's a tough one, too.
Kenny Olson
No, it's not.
Chris Reivers
Analyze.
Kenny Olson
No, no, it's not. It's easy. You just nailed it. Well, you decided not to go to work.
Chris Reivers
So. But. And sure enough, there's a program for that. There's a program for that. You stayed home. We'll create a program for you so you can, you can still succeed in this country by working hard. But they're going to run out of your money.
Kenny Olson
The harder you work, the more they take.
Chris Reivers
They're going to run out of your money, and then they won't know what to do because none of them ever worked. They won't know what to do. Right now, it's flush. Oh, man. We'll just pull this spigot and spill out another couple billion for this and that. But you're gonna. You can't continue this way.
Joe Soucheray
Well, and just think of what Kenny just said about his. Was it your buddy Kenny the electrician?
Chris Reivers
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
Basically, you gotta go through all that, all those loopholes to just get documentation that says you're unlicensed. And yet how many different programs like that exist? And yet they're fighting the fact that we don't want you to have an ID when you go.
Kenny Olson
In the case of the unlicensed license, I think it's just a money grab.
Mike Schoonover
Yeah.
Kenny Olson
I think it's just to get your $20 fee or whatever the fee might be.
Chris Reivers
If this is something that people in support of Trump thought he would cure, they have a derangement syndrome. He hasn't done anything to cure what we're discussing.
Kenny Olson
Well, you know what?
Chris Reivers
Who does? That's my point. My point is that people place their hopes in. He'll solve this. No, we right now have zero growth.
Kenny Olson
Nobody can solve this.
Matthew
Earlier you said nothing's going to change. You're right. Because all these people, I don't care which party you pick, they're on that third rail that you're talking about.
Chris Reivers
They're third rail people. They're enjoying their life and they don't lead the life that we lead. And Trump's not the answer. Harris wouldn't have been the answer. Nobody's the answer. It's going to take a miracle answer to come along. Gavin Newsom's not the answer.
Joe Soucheray
God help us.
Kenny Olson
It's a complete crash of the government.
Chris Reivers
It is. It really is. And. And we're witnessing it play out in real time, that their incompetencies were always hidden from us. So long as we could afford them to be incompetent. We can no longer afford their incompetency. We just can't afford what's going up on the ride.
Joe Soucheray
We're too deep.
Chris Reivers
And it's happening right before our eyes. You are governed by people who say, we didn't think we could stop kickbacks. We didn't think we had to do anything about that. Are you kidding me? They've lost all sense of right and wrong. That's how powerful the third rail is. And I would submit to you that the likes of Sherene Gandhi, who is not even a federal official, she's the head of a local Department of Human Services state. She's third rail. She's protected from what we're not protected from.
Joe Soucheray
They all are.
Chris Reivers
Accountability, for example. Personal responsibility. Knowing right from wrong. Does that all disappear when you enter the political class? No. There are some politicians for whom that does not disappear. Are they getting anywhere? I'm unaware of it. This is why I asked the question. When you get up in the morning, what are you thankful for? That. Oh, my God. Thank God the government's still functioning. Because it does X, Y and Z. What? It doesn't do a damn thing.
Joe Soucheray
Well, even look at it right now, it's not functioning. I mean, Matthew's dealing with it at the airport.
Chris Reivers
It's not functioning. And then they created this Family Leave Act. That won't function. It's already over budget.
Joe Soucheray
Speaking of Newsom and over budget, please tell me that you guys saw the story about the preserve bridge that they built in California.
Chris Reivers
I'm unaware of the bridge.
Joe Soucheray
Well, they built a bridge over. I don't know if it's 5. It's a major freeway in California.
Chris Reivers
5's a pretty major one.
Joe Soucheray
So that wildlife could walk from. From this particular place to that particular place.
Chris Reivers
You gotta save animals. I'm on board so far.
Joe Soucheray
And the original budget for that was $50 million. Oh.
Chris Reivers
What'd it grow to?
Joe Soucheray
Well, it's up to 115.
Matthew
Yeah.
Chris Reivers
Anything built?
Joe Soucheray
Not even close to being.
Chris Reivers
Isn't that something?
Joe Soucheray
But they've got this Ding Ding bridge.
Chris Reivers
They got a picture of it, but
Joe Soucheray
it's exactly what you're talking about. Hey, this is only gonna cost us 50 mil. You could replace the wildlife bridge with the southwest light rail line. Everything's a joke.
Chris Reivers
Which is why I say no. Not one nickel for homelessness. At the very least, try it for six months and see what happens.
Joe Soucheray
I gotta find this story because it's hilarious.
Chris Reivers
At the very least, try it. Because what you're doing doesn't work. All you're doing is spending money on yourselves. That doesn't work to help a homeless person.
Kenny Olson
I can hear them now calling you a heartless bastard for hating the homeless.
Chris Reivers
No, I'm a heartless bastard because I have no obligation to provide you a living for pretending you're doing something.
Kenny Olson
Why would they let FAST get in the way of their narrative? You're a bastard. You hate the homeless. That's why you're pulling the funding. And that's how it would happen in real life.
Chris Reivers
Actually, I like people. And I would hope that my answer could provide them a kickstart. Because you can't turn to the government anymore. They're not there. Plus, you haven't. You've been turning to them and you haven't gotten a thing.
Kenny Olson
You would get run out of the government with your non governmental, anti governmental ideas.
Chris Reivers
Yes, I would.
Kenny Olson
You'd get kicked off the third rail.
Joe Soucheray
All right, now, everybody come with me on this journey.
Chris Reivers
Where are we going?
Joe Soucheray
We're gonna head to California. All right, the project manager of this particular bridge, Joe. Her name is Beth Pratt.
Chris Reivers
Beth Pratt.
Joe Soucheray
So imagine Beth, she's got the long, nice, long blonde, curly hair with the hard hat on and the pink vest, and she's holding a stuffed lion.
Chris Reivers
She has a lion. Do we know why she's holding a stuffed lion?
Joe Soucheray
Because this bridge was meant to help wildlife.
Chris Reivers
There are no lions in California.
Joe Soucheray
Well, mountain lions.
Chris Reivers
Well, there are, but, you know, maybe
Joe Soucheray
that's what this is supposed to be.
Chris Reivers
Okay, maybe it's a mountain lion.
Joe Soucheray
So she's talking about how this is supposed to be an animal sanctuary. And I'm not joking. It's right over a major freeway. I'll find out which one it is. But let's hear from Beth for a moment, shall we?
Chris Reivers
Sure. Look at this.
Mike Schoonover
This is a full fledged habitat for
Chris Reivers
everything from mountain lions to monarch butterflies. But you can also see the various
Mike Schoonover
habitats being designed here, from rock habitat
Chris Reivers
to different slopes where animals large and small will not just travel over this, but actually live. What's left? Well, we're about to enter the final stage of construction. This Structure is pretty much done, but
Mike Schoonover
we have to build the secondary structure
Chris Reivers
over Agora Road so that the animals will not touch pavement at all. And what you're seeing. No. Now you said it wasn't begun. She said it's almost done.
Kenny Olson
Are you referring.
Joe Soucheray
That was from a while ago.
Chris Reivers
Yes.
Kenny Olson
The Wallace Annenberg Wildlife Crossing.
Chris Reivers
Yes.
Joe Soucheray
Yes.
Kenny Olson
They're calling it the 114 million dollar butterfly bridge.
Joe Soucheray
Yep. Where the, you know, the family of mountain lions is going to set up
Chris Reivers
shop and live there. Yeah.
Kenny Olson
That's not something you can make fun of, Chris, because these wildlife bridges are all over the western states and they're very successful.
Joe Soucheray
I'm not.
Kenny Olson
You need to focus on the ridiculous dollar amount.
Joe Soucheray
That's. I guess what I was focusing on
Kenny Olson
nonsense that she just said.
Chris Reivers
Was that her music or did you add that?
Joe Soucheray
No, that's just part of the storyline.
Chris Reivers
Yeah.
Matthew
Yeah, bro.
Chris Reivers
Did she have a hard hat on? She did, yeah.
Kenny Olson
And it looks like it crosses the 101.
Matthew
It's the 101.
Joe Soucheray
101. Okay. Thank you, Chris.
Chris Reivers
Where always in the LA area.
Kenny Olson
Yeah.
John Haidt
Chris always say that you added the element so it makes like you worked harder. Okay. I'm still teaching you. So, yes, I went through different tracks
Joe Soucheray
trying to find something that was symbolic of the moment for the future.
John Haidt
Okay.
Joe Soucheray
Okay. Thank you, Matthew.
Chris Reivers
Well, one thing we've learned.
Kenny Olson
I would put, you know what I would do, Chris? I would put my deer stand on that bridge. I would sit there with my Elmer Fudd hat on.
Chris Reivers
The one thing we learned is that people in the public third rail are really, really lousy at budgeting. Whether it's a school district or a bridge project or whatever it is, they are lousy budgeteers.
Matthew
How about a war effort?
Chris Reivers
War effort? Yeah. We need another 200 million billion.
Matthew
Billion.
Joe Soucheray
Wait till the very diverse St. Paul City Council gets a hold of this wildlife bridge. Above that freeway 94 is going to be reimagined after all.
Kenny Olson
Rethinking 94.
Chris Reivers
Reimagining.
Joe Soucheray
Hey, come on. And we can set up a homeless camp on this bridge.
John Haidt
We got homeless wildlife.
Chris Reivers
That's it.
Joe Soucheray
We just solved it.
Chris Reivers
Bears have been as close as St Agnes Church.
Joe Soucheray
They hungry. Come on in.
John Haidt
No, they're in the corner.
Kenny Olson
There's no animals in the St. Paul Bridge, Joe. It's all homeless. It's the unhoused.
Matthew
That's it.
Joe Soucheray
That's how we're going to solve homelessness in St. Paul, Minneapolis. We're going to put them on a bridge.
Chris Reivers
I would say. I would try it. I would say from here on out, The City of St. Paul provides no public funding whatsoever to address homelessness. We have tried that. It doesn't work. We have completely shut it off. Turned it off. Wait six months and see what happens. It couldn't be worse than it is today. It couldn't be worse because the homeless today aren't getting any money anyway. There's nothing anyone can show me that's been accomplished.
Joe Soucheray
Plus, we just wrapped up winter, so
Chris Reivers
put the signs everywhere. From this moment on, no homeless funds will be provided by the city of St. Paul. Zero. See what happens in six months?
Joe Soucheray
Well, you're gonna have protests up the wazoo.
Chris Reivers
Too bad.
Kenny Olson
Well, I think you've solved this. You've effectively solved the whole.
Chris Reivers
I think so. I think so.
Kenny Olson
Tomorrow is what, Global warming.
Chris Reivers
No, there. I don't have to solve that because that's not a problem. Climate always changes. Always has.
Joe Soucheray
Joe just gets up at a podium, it's done.
Chris Reivers
Yeah. It's over.
Kenny Olson
I don't hear another word.
Chris Reivers
Well, that's how I would do it.
Joe Soucheray
That's right.
Chris Reivers
I would get something done.
Matthew
Done.
Kenny Olson
Okay. Okay, Mayor.
Chris Reivers
Yeah.
Matthew
You can't even control us.
Chris Reivers
So.
Matthew
What the hell are you talking about?
Chris Reivers
You like pie? I do. And that's how we used to take care of bumps.
John Haidt
Right?
Joe Soucheray
Put it on the window sill.
Kenny Olson
You mean hobos?
Chris Reivers
Oh, bums.
Kenny Olson
They're hobos.
Chris Reivers
Okay, hobos. I know. Guys, what's the town in Iowa?
Kenny Olson
Ames.
Chris Reivers
No, the town. No, the whole. The hobo capital of the world is in Iowa. Seriously?
Matthew
Waterloo.
Chris Reivers
No. Shoot.
Kenny Olson
John, quick, what town was Angie from?
Chris Reivers
I don't think she was from the bum capital.
John Haidt
She was from Altoona.
Chris Reivers
Brit, Iowa. Thank you, Gabe. Brit, Iowa. I know guys who own the bank in Brit. Iowa.
Joe Soucheray
Where the heck is Brit?
Chris Reivers
The hobo festival every summer reprises exactly what I'm talking about.
Joe Soucheray
They have a hobo museum.
Chris Reivers
They got it all. And this is where you could get a pie, right?
Joe Soucheray
Boys, I know where we're going on our next road trip. Go check out the hobo museum.
Chris Reivers
I know guys who own a bank in. In Brit. It's their headquarters. And it's. It's the hobo capital of the United States.
Kenny Olson
Just. It makes the poorest town in the country. You know, the banker.
Chris Reivers
It's not the poorest town in the country. It's a town that. That's capitalized on its history.
Kenny Olson
All those maggots in that town. Oh, your buddy Money?
Chris Reivers
No, no.
Kenny Olson
He's got the note for all of their cardboard houses.
Chris Reivers
Oh, no. They have a big to do. Every summer they have a festival and we know they get the pie and the whole deal.
Matthew
They have a hobo auction.
Chris Reivers
Yeah, they got everything, John. They're. They're in.
John Haidt
What do you mean by that?
Chris Reivers
I bet there's no people in Brit island.
Mike Schoonover
You know know.
Matthew
Here's Joe's reason. They have a hobo classic car show.
Chris Reivers
There you are.
John Haidt
Oh, I bet those cars.
Chris Reivers
There you are.
John Haidt
I bet they've got rust on. I bet they have the rust.
Kenny Olson
No, they're like Lebowski's car. Some homeless guy uses it for a
Joe Soucheray
bathroom just outside of Mason City.
Kenny Olson
They had an orgy in there.
Chris Reivers
Yeah, well, at least I'm thinking hobo
Matthew
king and queen coronation.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, boy.
John Haidt
What about the hobo auction? How does that work? Give me five.
Matthew
Five.
John Haidt
Give me ten.
Joe Soucheray
Ten.
Kenny Olson
Buy yourself a hobo, get yourself a pie.
Joe Soucheray
Have you ever been an auctioneer, Matthew? That was pretty good.
John Haidt
I have. I am available for it.
Chris Reivers
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Kenny Olson
Positive. Thursday is brought to us by Schoonover Body Works and Autocare, as it always has been since the beginning of time. Schoonover located right there in Shoreview, 1060 County Road E. Mike is here with us. Hi, Mike. How are you?
Mike Schoonover
Hi, Kenny. I am good. On a day like today, how can you be bad? Holy smokes.
Kenny Olson
Wow, it's beautiful. So rural versus metro. Which body shop am I bringing my truck to? I've always said if I got in a crash up here, if I hit a deer in my driveway, I would definitely bring it all the way to the Twin Cities to schoonovers.
Mike Schoonover
Well, I appreciate that, Kenny. Yeah, there's a lot of advantages of doing that. Whether you hit a deer or a bear or a turkey or a goose or a swan. We've seen them all and we can handle them all no matter what Joe says.
Kenny Olson
Thank you, you guys. Actually, I did. You know what I hit up here? I hit a pheasant and it destroyed my grill. I don't know if you remember this. You might not. And I went out and I bought. I bought an aftermarket grill and I went down to schoon over bodywork, body works and auto care and I made you guys install that grill on my truck when that stupid pheasant destroyed it.
Matthew
It.
Mike Schoonover
Yeah, those pesky little critters are just. They get everywhere. So yeah, I remember we did a job for a customer that hit a dove over the South St. Paul Bridge and.
Chris Reivers
Or hit up.
Mike Schoonover
Hit a bunch of them, but one of them was still in the grill and it was unfortunately still alive, but it was stuck and there was no survival for it. So it was, it was, it was, it was a bad deal anyway.
Chris Reivers
I wonder.
Kenny Olson
That's part of the job description. I guess occasionally you're gonna have to remove a half dinner critter from the grill of a customer's car.
Mike Schoonover
I still, I. Now, now, now we're awakening old wounds because I still remember this thing looking out at us going, what are you guys doing? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
Kenny Olson
Are you here to help?
Chris Reivers
Oh man.
Mike Schoonover
So anyway, no.
Chris Reivers
Anything to eat? Yeah, yeah.
Mike Schoonover
No. Kenny, you know, there's a lot of shop owners in outstate rural Minnesota that I'm friends with and that I admire greatly. But to such his point yesterday, we can do everything in house. We don't need to really send anything out of our, out of our shops. So you know, metro shops have the ability of being able to have things close by. Unfortunately, those rural shops got to send them out to another town or another city or whatever that might be. But anyway, in our world we, we keep it under one roof. So we have our own collision mechanic who does all the steering and suspension and airbags and glass. We have our own ADAS technician who handles all the whistles and bells that'll, that'll keep you on the road and keep you from running into other people after we're done fixing it. And yeah, I mean Body technicians, painters, you name it. We, we try to do everything under our roof here and really easy and convenient and save money. On top of that.
Kenny Olson
You've been around since 1938. Have you done the math on that recently, Mike Schoonover?
Mike Schoonover
That's 90 years, Kenny.
Kenny Olson
That's 88 years. 88 years of fixing cars and making customers happy on the east side. And that's why they're, they are the official shop of GL and the crabby coffee shop shop always rated as one of the top joints in the metro and always number one with GL. The website is schoonoverbodyworks.com. thank you, Mike.
Mike Schoonover
Thanks, Kenny. Thanks, jailers, everybody. Have a great day.
Joe Soucheray
The EARTH IS NOT YOUR MOTHER the Joe Sugiray show.
Chris Reivers
Here's John Height.
Matthew
Well, thank you, Joe. This news is brought to you by North American Banking Company. I was already, you know, the news is this. There's a lot of weird stuff in the news this morning. I was kind of depressed and the first 48 minutes of the show didn't help me much. How about you guys?
Chris Reivers
Let me tell you something else.
Joe Soucheray
Let me tell you something right now
Chris Reivers
in case you don't have this in your news.
Matthew
Okay?
Chris Reivers
The market's only down 400 points.
Matthew
Is that it?
Joe Soucheray
Yes.
Matthew
Gas about $23 a gallon.
John Haidt
I'm taking all my money investing in bitcoin.
Joe Soucheray
Today is a good day to listen to Mr. Money Talk, by the way, at the end of the show.
Chris Reivers
They're all good days to listen to me.
Joe Soucheray
That's a very good point. That's a very good point.
Matthew
A sports note or two here to start things off. The Golden Gophers are moving on from men's hockey coach Bob Motsko after eight seasons as firing comes one day after Mark Coyle announced the departure of longtime women's hockey coach Brad Frost. In his time with the Gophers, Matsuko led Minnesota to Back to back NCAA Frozen Fours in 2021 and 22 and 2022, 23, three Big Ten Conference championships and five NCAA tournament appearances. However, things did not go well this past season. No, they posted an 1122 and 3 record. The program's first losing season in 16 years and its worst record in more than 50 years.
Chris Reivers
Let me just say that any school in the country that plays hockey is as likely to get a great hockey player as Minnesota once did. The days of Minnesota automatically having the best players is long gone.
Joe Soucheray
Well, look at just what you're competing against just in this state. Now that St. Thomas is going to become a player.
Chris Reivers
Got kids raised in Phoenix who are becoming NHL players and one other sports
Matthew
note, and I don't know what this one means. I'm sure we'll be debating this until the season starts. The Vikings have signed Carson Wentz again,
Joe Soucheray
so I think this means that they will be trading JJ McCarthy.
Chris Reivers
That means JJ gone.
Matthew
Moving on. Yeah, moving on from JJ, probably. In news on the legislative front, almost everyone agrees that Hennepin Healthcare's downtown Minneapolis hospital HCMC is the state's premier Level 1 trauma center in the Legislature. Were talking about that last night. Yesterday, the House Tax Committee chair, Aisha Gomez said, if you get a major burn, you want to go to hmc. If you get shot by a gun, you want to go to hcmc. It operates the busiest emergency departments in Minnesota with over 100,000 visits annually, said Michelle Benson of the Minnesota Hospital Association. Its patient population is more than 75% publicly insured or uninsured. HCMC's financial health, though, is on life support, mostly due to a massive burden of uncompensated care for patients with no insurance. The cost of that care for HCMC totaled $90 million in 2024, the most recent figures available. It represented 20% of all uncompensated care in Minnesota in 2024. House tax committee Chair Greg David said the solution is going to come from this committee. It'll have to come from right here. Here. No bill was heard in the Tax Committee yesterday, but the issue will be debated later this year in the House and Senate. From the Star Tribune, a depressing story about, well, human beings in general. I know no editorial comment from the newsman, but this one Rochester area man has been charged with two felonies after he shot his neighbors two dogs in January.
Chris Reivers
What
Matthew
Olmsted County Attorney's Office has charged 67 year old Craig Reichel of Chatfield with two counts of felony mistreatment of animals and two gross misdemeanor counts of third degree damage to property. Reichel is the founder of Rochester based Reichel Foods, which makes dip and sticks and other snacks. Michael and Gail, trustee had been reviewing their legal options to go after their neighbor after their Golden Doodle Sadie and Great Pyrenees Burn Bertha wandered away more than two months ago and didn't come back home, according to court records and an online fundraiser. The dogs wandered onto Reichel's property, likely attracted by a deer carcass pile that he used to bait and shoot coyotes. The trustees had let the dogs outside for a bathroom break around 7:30 in the evening they said, but the dogs didn't come back. The pair searched the area that night, and the next morning they found Bertha's body and followed a blood trail to the carcass pile on Reichel's property. Reichel initially told neighbors he didn't see the dogs, but when questioned by Olmsted county sheriff's deputies, he said, yeah, he shot both white dogs because they were chasing deer and threatening his pets. Court records say. Reichel later told the deputy his own dogs weren't actually even outside. But he said the trustees pets were still running at deer trail. Camera photographs obtained by deputy showed both dogs just standing near the deer carcass pile calmly at the time they were shot, according to the complaint. Complaint trustee also said his dogs couldn't have been chasing after deer as Bertha had arthritis and couldn't run more than a few steps.
Chris Reivers
Not this story so much. But on a daily basis, most of the news we hear, it's almost as though we should apologize to God.
Matthew
Tough to argue with.
Joe Soucheray
Like our bad. We're sorry for.
Chris Reivers
Sorry God.
John Haidt
Yeah, like an act of contrition.
Mike Schoonover
Who?
Matthew
I'm.
Kenny Olson
I'm curious. I don't know if I want to fight about this one or not.
Chris Reivers
Well, then don't side are you on
Kenny Olson
here with this last story?
John Haidt
Not the devils. Not the devils.
Chris Reivers
People who got their dog shot.
Kenny Olson
The dogs that were trespassing on the other.
Chris Reivers
Wow.
Matthew
Dog that could barely walk.
John Haidt
They can't read.
Chris Reivers
No trespassing around on another man's land.
Matthew
On tape.
Kenny Olson
They're sitting there just, oh, they're trespassing on another person's property.
Chris Reivers
Well, I'm glad I don't live near you and my little pooch gets in your ear.
Kenny Olson
So am I. Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
What happens if the Russian neighbors Kenny's dealing with?
Chris Reivers
Well, you got cow at the end of the driveway. Hey, my cow.
Kenny Olson
We've had three different dogs hanging out at our house this winter. I've never had that before.
Chris Reivers
I'm surprised you didn't shoot him.
Kenny Olson
I would never shoot a dog.
Chris Reivers
Well, you said you would. Was trespassing.
Mike Schoonover
No.
Chris Reivers
You admitted you're a dog murderer. Christie.
Kenny Olson
Not at any point.
Chris Reivers
The dog deserves you and Christy, huh?
Kenny Olson
I just asked a simple question.
Matthew
Yeah, I. Sometimes after the show's over, you apologize to God. No. I can't decide if I should be mad at Kenny or if he's just, you know, fooling around my head. This is one of those situations.
Kenny Olson
The dogs, they were trespassing.
Chris Reivers
That's too bad, Kenny. That's too bad. John, do you have another story.
Joe Soucheray
What happens if a nice cute raccoon wanders under your yard? Can't even. What happens?
Chris Reivers
They're having raccoon for dinner.
Joe Soucheray
Bleeping trash panda. He calls it dinner.
Matthew
After he was previously sentenced for a crash that killed five women in south Minneapolis, Derek Thompson now has been given a federal sentence of over 14 years on different charges. These are possession charges. Court records from the federal court show Thompson was sentenced to 171 months or 14 and a quarter years for federal charges stemming from the crash in 2023 in which drugs and a weapon were found inside his car. You'll Remember back in 2025, Thompson was previously sentenced to murder more than 58 years in state prison after he was found guilty of 15 charges relating to the deaths in the crash in a Minnesota courtroom.
Chris Reivers
See? Sorry.
Kenny Olson
73 years.
Chris Reivers
Good.
Matthew
Yeah. And I couldn't find anywhere on any storage.
Chris Reivers
Die in prison, if not sooner.
Matthew
Yeah, if they run concurrent or not.
Joe Soucheray
Well, and recall, didn't he have another case in. Was it California?
Chris Reivers
Yes.
Joe Soucheray
Where he. It's like, well, why was he out in the first place?
Chris Reivers
Well, we don't. We don't put people up. We don't hold people accountable.
John Haidt
Does this.
Chris Reivers
You got to do it. You got to do something that bad before you get put in jail.
John Haidt
Does the state cut deals or does he have to serve all those.
Chris Reivers
Oh, God, I hope he serves the whole time.
John Haidt
Well, I do, too, but I want to make sure.
Chris Reivers
I don't know. What's your name? Kevin. Kevin.
John Haidt
Yeah.
Matthew
Mayor Jacob Fry.
Chris Reivers
Sorry. God.
John Haidt
I saw RT at the airport. By the way, he says hello.
Chris Reivers
Hi, R.T. how are you? Those were the days.
John Haidt
I told him that, too. I said, suit should have you back in a second.
Joe Soucheray
Did he cross country ski to the airport?
John Haidt
He did not. Burkabine.
Matthew
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Fry runs through the streets of the city dressed in dress clothes and wearing running shoes in a new video inviting people to visit Minneapolis.
Chris Reivers
Sure. Stop at one of the coffee shops.
Matthew
Well, the number of federal agents there has dwindled of you.
John Haidt
Here's our former Kmart on Lake Street.
Kenny Olson
Is he running from a crime scene or to a crime scene during it?
Matthew
After the surge, the governor, the mayor.
Joe Soucheray
I gotta see this.
Matthew
Took on the role of a spokesman for the city, doing multiple interviews with national news outlets. Now the city and Meet Minneapolis. The city's Convention and Visitors Bureau have made a video in which the mayor is front and center talking about how he fell in love with the city. City while running in the Twin Cities Marathon.
Chris Reivers
Fell in love with Minneapolis while running the Twin Cities Marathon.
Matthew
That's what I said.
Chris Reivers
So the best way to experience. Turn that guy off.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, I didn't even think you would last that long.
Matthew
The video is circulating right now on Social.
John Haidt
You got the brand new sneakers on.
Joe Soucheray
Oh, yeah. Oh, he's at Target Field. Oh, no, he's walking across the the bridge. That's nice.
Chris Reivers
Oh, he's getting gunfight shots.
Joe Soucheray
I don't think I hear anything. Oh, now he's at the Walker.
John Haidt
That's shorts or long pants?
Joe Soucheray
Oh, he's in dress pants.
Matthew
Yeah, dress cl. You listen to my news, rook.
Joe Soucheray
Come on.
John Haidt
I was more worried about the news.
Joe Soucheray
Now he's going around the lake.
Matthew
Let's take a break. Chris, tear yourself away from that video now, because you have to do a
Joe Soucheray
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Chris Reivers
Joe, just follow my lead.
Joe Soucheray
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Matthew
Thanks, Chris. In the Middle east, as they threatened yesterday, Iran intensified its attacks on oil and natural gas facilities around the Gulf, raising the stakes in the war that's sending shockwaves through the global economy. The cost of a barrel of oil went up to $119 as of this morning. The strikes in retaliation for an Israeli attack on a key Iranian gas field, sent fuel prices soaring and risked Iran's Arab neighbors risk drawing excuse me, Iran's Arab neighbors directly into the conflict. Conflict. The Pentagon, meanwhile, is seeking $200 billion in additional funds for the war, a sizable amount that's certain to be met with questions from Congress, which would need to approve any new money. The department sent the request to the White House, according to a senior administration official. Asked about the figure at a press conference today, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth did not directly confirm the amount, saying it could change and adding, it takes more money to kill bad guys.
Chris Reivers
Yep, takes a lot of money to kill bad guys.
Matthew
It's an extraordinarily high number. Comes on top of extra funding the Defense Department already got last year in President Trump's big tax cuts bill. Such a request would need to be approved by Congress, and it's not at all clear such spending would have political support from both parties. The nation's debt, by the way, this week has surged past a record $39
Chris Reivers
trillion, and nobody seems to care about that.
Matthew
It appears Russia is supplying oil for Cuba. They're covertly shipping oil to Cuba, using deceptive shipping tactics to bypass U.S. sanctions, according to maritime intelligence reports. And as the island grapples with fuel shortages and power outages, one alleged delivery came amid one of Cuba's worst energy crises and ahead of a grid collapse on March 16, which left roughly 2010 million people without electricity, according to Dmitry Peskov of the Kremlin. He said, we are ready to provide all possible assistance to Cuba. He said that at a briefing two days ago, according to the Moscow Times.
Chris Reivers
Say all you Marxists on the Minneapolis Council, explain to me how Cuba has flourished over the last 65 years. What's improved? Anything? Okay, thank you. Go ahead. John
Matthew
Cesar Chavez, co founder of the United Farm Workers, has been accused of sexually abusing girls and women connected to the farm worker movement in the 1960s and 1970s. An investigation published by the New York Times yesterday described a pattern of misconduct that complicates Chavez's legacy as a US labor rights figure. Dolores Huarta, UFW co founder, said she explained experienced two sexual encounters with him in the 1960s. She described the first as manipulative and coercive and the second as forced. Huarta is now 95 years old, said she previously stayed silent to protect the labor movement. Chavez died in 1993, credited with organizing farm workers and advancing Latino civil rights, helping to secure better wages, safer working conditions and legal protections. Several other women also told of being abused by Sheriff Chavez when they were in their teens. Marches to honor Chavez were called off in Austin Texas, Tucson, Arizona and elsewhere. Officials in multiple states said they would consider renaming the scores of streets and schools named in his honor. Governor Gavin Newson of California said none of us knew, noting that he planned to discuss with legislators what of the Rename Caesar Chavez Day on March 31st here in the Twin Cities. The board of directors and school directors of Academia Cesar Chavez, which operates elementary and middle school programs at its School on St. Paul's east side, called the allegations deeply troubling, saying these developments are profoundly concerning. We take any allegations of harm, especially those involving young people and children, with the utmost seriousness.
Chris Reivers
You know, they're getting windmilled, aren't they? They don't know what to do.
John Haidt
Now, Caesar had 12 children, children by. By one woman with his first wife. He had eight kids.
Chris Reivers
Yeah, he's a busy guy.
John Haidt
Yeah, he had a lot on his mind.
Kenny Olson
I again have a question.
Chris Reivers
Okay.
Kenny Olson
Are any of these allegations proven?
Chris Reivers
I don't know. John. John's your news guy. Why don't you ask him?
Kenny Olson
I was actually asking him. You were biting in.
Matthew
Prove it. In what way?
Kenny Olson
Well, I. I don't like John. Like Joe said, they're getting their windmilling themselves. But do they have proof that he actually did these horrendous acts?
Chris Reivers
We have eyewitnesses.
Matthew
The woman is the hoard. The woman is very well respected within the labor movement. Has been for 60 years.
Kenny Olson
Yeah.
Matthew
So I, you know, I guess she's an eyewitness.
Chris Reivers
Well, they're not going to knock him off the pedestal he's on for no reason. Reason. He's good for business.
John Haidt
Later said that Chavez engaged in adultery during the latter part of the 70s. They kept this knowledge quiet so as not to damage his reputation as a devoted Catholic man. After Helen, his wife, read a love letter written by Chavez to another woman, she temporarily left La Paz, lived with one of his daughters in Delano. Chavez denied the affairs.
Joe Soucheray
Later.
John Haidt
I don't think it's Minnesota it. He denied the affairs and later convinced his wife to return to their home.
Chris Reivers
Sweet talker that season. Yeah.
John Haidt
Deny everything.
Matthew
There's always been stories about the adultery and that. That wouldn't bother me. I don't care about the adultery. But if, you know, you got kids
Chris Reivers
involved, then, yeah, having sex with. They're not going to. They're not going to throw away their breadwinner without one hell of a good reason.
Matthew
Just so you know, if you guys weren't aware or toward the end here of National Introverts Week.
Mike Schoonover
Huh?
Chris Reivers
You wouldn't know it from this show.
Matthew
The week is celebrated during the third full week of March every year. It was founded by Matthew Pollard, author of the book the Introverts Edge.
Chris Reivers
Huh.
Matthew
He's also the host of a podcast Everyone Celebrated by. It was founded to appreciate introverts all over the world for their qualities and to encourage them to stand proud in their identity entities rather than comparing themselves to extroverts. It's not only extroverts who get ahead in life and reap all the benefits. So it's high time they said that many stereotypes around introverts be smashed and the record set straight.
Chris Reivers
John, thank you.
Kenny Olson
I'm not an introvert. I'm aloof. It's not that I'm afraid of you. I just don't care about you.
Chris Reivers
You just walk around your yard with a gun and shoot dogs in your underwear.
Kenny Olson
In your underwear out that. All the animals have been talking about me and the things they've been saying about me are not nice.
Chris Reivers
You had a guest yesterday who talks to animals.
Kenny Olson
He understands a bit what they're saying. He has translated. Yeah. What animals say does he believe the
Chris Reivers
animals talk about us non stop.
Kenny Olson
They really do.
Matthew
Really?
Kenny Olson
And the spirit speech crosses over species lines. So when the squirrels start bitching about me in my backyard, the birds are paying attention. Yeah. Yeah. He's a jack. Oh yeah. You should have seen him the other day. Oh, yeah.
John Haidt
So it's kind of like, can you believe this guy?
Kenny Olson
When he comes out the back door, you should definitely run. Run fast.
Chris Reivers
Yeah. John, thank you.
John Haidt
Just like his roommate.
Matthew
You're welcome.
John Haidt
Well,
Chris Reivers
Here's a man who spends hours in hardware stores sifting through the nuts and bolts of life. Joe Sucere.
Joe Soucheray
Let's talk about we are Nuts and we are nutsmn.com Joe. Look at that snack up there on the screen. The maple Bourbon toffee almonds. I gotta tell you, that's dang near perfection. As a snack courtesy of we are Nuts. And right now it's. That's right, you're gonna get 25% off any purchase over $25. Call 612-781-6596 or just go to the website wearenutsmn.com and place your order that runs through the end of the month. Kenny Olson. That's Nuts Madness.
Kenny Olson
I'm sorry.
Joe Soucheray
That's okay.
Chris Reivers
Jesus.
Joe Soucheray
In conjunction with the basketball season, New York starts today. Nut Madness. In conjunction with March Madness.
Chris Reivers
Joe, Games are already underway.
Joe Soucheray
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Chris Reivers
You know who I have to win the whole thing? Arizona, St. Louis, Billikens.
Joe Soucheray
Really?
John Haidt
I have them in an upset, but not going all the way.
Chris Reivers
I have them going all the way.
Joe Soucheray
You always pick a school that a kid went to, don't you?
Chris Reivers
Well, I'm loyal to the investments I've made.
John Haidt
The Jesuits. The Jesuits
Chris Reivers
St. Louis has a guy named Robbie of Villa who's a dork. He looks like a dork. Okay. He's considered the best slow guy in all of bas basketball. He lumbers up and down the court. But technically the guy is brilliant.
Matthew
Is this the guy they call the white Jabar?
Chris Reivers
Might be. He's got the goggles.
Matthew
Yep.
Chris Reivers
He's. He's really fun to watch and he's really good, but a lot of times he doesn't make it down for the next play. He's got a lovely wait for me kind of a thing.
Joe Soucheray
Okay. My favorite part about March Madness is how obsessed you become with a random school that goes on a run. You do it almost every single year.
Chris Reivers
That's my hope for the Billikens.
Joe Soucheray
Yeah, well, you know a lot about that school. But what was the school that beat Kentucky a couple years ago? Was it St. Mary something or other? And you became obsessed with the school?
Chris Reivers
Oh yeah. They operated out of a little gym in New Jersey or something. Oh, yeah, yeah. Say, I always wait for this report every year. It just gives me a warm feeling.
John Haidt
I love.
Chris Reivers
Well, this is the world's happiness report.
John Haidt
Oh, good. Yes.
Chris Reivers
Well, it's Thursday.
John Haidt
It's uplifting.
Chris Reivers
Yeah. And like to see where. I always like to see where the United States ranks, you know, in the world happy rankings. And it's put out by the well Being Research center at the University of Oxford. Finland is the happiest country in the world for the nation. Ninth year in a row.
John Haidt
Finland are really happy, huh?
Chris Reivers
One thing that occurs to me is that, and I'm very serious when I say this, I would love to know, do they not watch the news in Finland? Seriously, Is there a finished version of Fox and cnn? And if so, do they ignore it? Or better yet, is there no Finnish version of CNN and Fox?
John Haidt
I bet there's a version, but there's really no. They're not controversial.
Kenny Olson
Think about it, what are they involved with globally?
John Haidt
There's nothing that they.
Kenny Olson
They are the ultimate flyover country, are they not?
Chris Reivers
Well, yeah. And they're happy about it.
Kenny Olson
That's why they're happy.
Chris Reivers
They're happy they.
Kenny Olson
Yeah, they're not mixed up in any of the BS right now.
Chris Reivers
This report apparently highlights how life is evaluated from those under 25 years old in the U. S Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Europe and let's see. New entry to the top five on the list is Costa Rica. Costa rica. That's the fourth happiest place in the world. They were 23rd place in 2023.
John Haidt
Got it.
Chris Reivers
They're getting happier. Costa Bleeping Rica. That's right. And in Costa Rica we think it's because of the quality and their social lives and the stability. And this is according to J. Emmanue, an Oxford economics professor who directs the well Being Research center and co edits the World Happiness Report. Latin America more generally has strong family ties, strong social ties, a great level of social capital. It's just a really nice place, Matt.
John Haidt
A happy place.
Chris Reivers
Where is the US I wonder. Let's see if we can find the US 136 the World Happy Report Report. Let's see. Country rankings were based on answers given to around 100,000 people in 140 countries and territories. I would love to have gotten that survey. I did not. The study was done in partnership with the analytics team from Gallup and the UN Sustainable Development Solutions Network. Let's see. I'm not finding where the US is is. Wait, I have another page.
John Haidt
Maybe they had no opinion.
Kenny Olson
It's between.
Chris Reivers
Oh, I got it. The 2026 rankings mark the second year in a row that no English speaking country appears in the top 10. The United States is in 23rd place as the happiest place on earth. Canada is 25th and Britain 29th. Oh yeah.
John Haidt
In Europe.
Matthew
Interesting.
Chris Reivers
Finland number one year in a row.
Matthew
May I bring this back around to earlier in the show?
Chris Reivers
Sure.
Matthew
The I went to the AI overview saying why is. Why are Finlanders so happy? And number one, high levels of trust. Fins have immense trust in their government, public institutions and each other with high levels of social cohesion Commies.
John Haidt
Is that where they wear the wooden clogs?
Matthew
Well, I don't speak Kenny the third One is robust welfare state. The state provides free education, affordable, high quality health care, strong social safety nets.
Chris Reivers
So what about homeless people?
Kenny Olson
Do they have. Les Joe calls them bums.
Chris Reivers
Bums.
Kenny Olson
They have bums.
Matthew
What?
Chris Reivers
Wouldn't it be great gratifying to have a high level of trust in government? Wouldn't that. That can see where that would contribute to happiness?
Kenny Olson
Can't even.
Chris Reivers
I can't imagine it.
John Haidt
Is there a time in our. In America when we did, do you think?
Chris Reivers
I'm sure. I'm sure there has been periods where we were very content and reasonably certain that government was acting in our best interest.
Kenny Olson
Only when Nixon was here, that was straight laced.
Chris Reivers
Maybe the 50s, I don't know. Truman and Eisenhower, pre Agent Orange. Abe Lincoln, you know, there's a lot
Matthew
of presidents makes a point.
Chris Reivers
Pre Vietnam probably, maybe pre Vietnam. But the Finns, now you're condemning them as commies. It's a quasi. Yeah, it's a quasi socialism. But here's the deal. You could get away with those kinds of public programs in a country. Well, look up the population of Finland, John. Look up the population of Finland and it's gorgeous. That might contribute to the happiness. Although such long winters, you'd think that would. That would get your dauber down.
Matthew
5.65 million people.
Chris Reivers
Well, there's your answer right there. There's your answer. There's more people than that in the metro area of the Twin Cities.
Joe Soucheray
I was just going to say, yeah,
Chris Reivers
they're smaller than us and I don't know, it's long. It's a long, narrow country. But I bet if you squeeze her together, you know, like make a patty out of it, it's probably no bigger than Montana or, you know, West Virginia or something.
John Haidt
It's like a smash country.
Chris Reivers
You can get. You can get away with those programs in small countries.
Kenny Olson
Have you ever been to Finland? Minnesota plus.
Chris Reivers
I'll tell you another thing about Finland. It's probably full of Finlanders, I bet. Mostly Finlanders.
Kenny Olson
That's how that works.
Chris Reivers
Yeah. So I. Doesn't surprise me if we're Sweden. I don't have the list, I just have the story. I wish I had the list. Where's Sweden? I wonder, what is it?
John Haidt
List of happiest countries.
Chris Reivers
2020, 2026, by the well Being Foundation. I bet Sweden's ahead of us. I bet a lot. Well, 22 countries are ahead of the United States.
Joe Soucheray
Sweden, by the way, is just east of Norway. You were asking where is it?
Chris Reivers
I am aware of that. And nobody fought the commies more vigilantly than the Nor. Than the Finlanders on cross country skis.
Matthew
Vigilantly probably is what you meant, right?
Chris Reivers
What did I say?
Joe Soucheray
Vigilant village.
Chris Reivers
They had villages where they fought them from the villages.
Kenny Olson
Maybe these guys just have been nipping at the fireball all the time and they've got kind of a low grade buzz going at all times.
Chris Reivers
Wouldn't surprise me.
Kenny Olson
And that's why they're so happy.
Chris Reivers
Plus they probably get to see the northern lights a lot.
Matthew
Oh, yeah.
Chris Reivers
You know, they got reindeer, you know, they got all the good stuff. Hi.
John Haidt
List of happiest.
Chris Reivers
You know, it's just.
Joe Soucheray
She'll have her by tomorrow.
Chris Reivers
Yeah, why don't you tell me tomorrow where Sweden is?
John Haidt
It's over there in Europe. It's right by Norway.
Chris Reivers
Only because they come to us all the way from Penguin Island.
John Haidt
Sweden is number five.
Chris Reivers
Sweden is number five.
John Haidt
Finland, Iceland, Denmark, Costa Rica, Sweden, Norway, Norway, Netherlands, Israel, Luxembourg and Switzerland. The top 10.
Chris Reivers
Well, when you get all the way in that top 10 for. For the most part, I can imagine those are countries that have trust in their government. Israel. There might be some doubts.
John Haidt
Okay.
Chris Reivers
Costa Bleeping Rica.
John Haidt
Thank you.
Chris Reivers
Does Costa Rica even have a government? That might even be better yet.
Joe Soucheray
It's like Andover. It doesn't even have a downtown.
John Haidt
Details. I can get to you tomorrow.
Chris Reivers
I don't want that. No. Say these come to us all the way from Penguin Tasmania from the traveling lineman's at Worldwide Waftage. It was on this day in Minnesota history, March 19th. Well, on this day in 1849, Aaron Goodrich was appointed Chief justice of the Minnesota Territory. I bet that's where we get Goodrich Avenue in St. Paul.
John Haidt
Good.
Chris Reivers
On this day, March 19, in 1867, a treaty signed in Washington D.C. established the White Earth Reservation for the Ojibwe. And the transfer of the Mississippi Ojibwe to The site began June 14. The leader, Bagan Giziheg. Whole of the day. The younger, wanting no mixed bloods on the reservation, tried to block their relocation. Bad relations resulted from that policy. And. And Bagon Gishig was assassinated on June 27, 1868, near his home in Crow Wing. No kidding. Wow. On this day, March 19th in 1880, a pedestrian bridge connecting Fort Snelling to St. Paul was completed.
Joe Soucheray
Did your voice just crack?
Chris Reivers
I think it did.
Joe Soucheray
Peter Brady or Peter.
Chris Reivers
On this day, March 19, in 1992, Rebecca Rand, Minnesota's best known brothel operator, pled guilty in Ramsey County District Court to three prostitution related felonies and agreed to Turn her building over to authorities, as well as pay 200 grand to settle a civil forfeiture suit.
Joe Soucheray
Hey, we'll take it from here. Give us that brothel,
Chris Reivers
she observed. I went through so many years without a pimp or anyone taking my money. Now the government decided to take my money.
Joe Soucheray
So we had a working brothel up until 1992.
Chris Reivers
I don't know. I don't know where it was.
John Haidt
I'm thinking.
Joe Soucheray
Good one, Joe.
Kenny Olson
Right.
Joe Soucheray
Good one.
John Haidt
Your room is ready.
Chris Reivers
On this day.
Kenny Olson
He's got his own parking place out
Chris Reivers
on this day. March 19, in 2020. What do you think is noted for this?
Kenny Olson
Covid.
Chris Reivers
Yep. An elderly Ramsey county resident became the first Minnesotan to die from COVID And I would even doubt that, now that I look back on it.
Matthew
Old age.
Chris Reivers
How do we know? First of all, we don't know. They don't name this person. We don't get an age on this person. We don't get where this person died. What if it was somebody's lovely grand that was shoved into a nursing home and died of heartbreak?
John Haidt
Could have been.
Joe Soucheray
Yep.
Chris Reivers
On this day in Minnesota, sports disappointment history.
Joe Soucheray
Who'd we lose to? Joe on March 19?
Chris Reivers
Well, on this day in 2021, the Vikings were fined for a salary cap violation. No. Yeah. Thank you. G. Ellers.
Matthew
Rebecca Rand, by the way, operated out of several places. Places.
Chris Reivers
Okay.
Matthew
The cosmopolitan sauna in St. Paul.
Chris Reivers
Don't know where that was.
Matthew
How about the Relax A Lounge in Minneapolis?
Chris Reivers
Don't know where. That one.
Kenny Olson
That was 38th and Cedar, wasn't it?
Chris Reivers
I don't know.
Matthew
Don't have an address. And also a home in St. Paul that I'm assuming belonged to her. Doesn't give an address.
Chris Reivers
I'll be DM'd. I wonder if she's still with us.
John Haidt
Who ran Lee Lenore's on Lee Laroir? Lee Lenore on Lee Snelling.
Chris Reivers
Lee Lero.
John Haidt
I had a classmate that used to go in there for change to get bus money, and they said no.
Chris Reivers
You're out of here. John, see if Rebecca's still with us.
Matthew
I am looking.
Chris Reivers
Thank you. G Ellers.
John Haidt
He's now an inspector in the Minneapolis Police Department.
Chris Reivers
Okay.
John Haidt
Yep.
Matthew
Yeah.
Joe Soucheray
Are we waiting for John's answer?
Chris Reivers
Okay. No, go ahead.
Joe Soucheray
It's Thursday. We're just gonna do that right there. Hey, do us a favor, if you have not done so already, and sign up for the Garagelogic YouTube channel, where you can watch the show each and every single day, starting at noon. And you can follow us on social, Facebook, instagram and X. Just search garagelogic.
John Haidt
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Joe Soucheray
Time once again to check in with our guy, Mr. Money Talk. Josh Arnold is with us once again right here in garagelogic and now is the time for you to do the same. So do not delay, do exactly what I did and pick up that phone and dial 952-925-5608. That number once again is 952-925-5608. When you call that number you're going to get Josh and he is there for you for that. Free. Yes, I use the word free 48 minute financial consultation with absolute obligation. And he will always give you the straight talk. He will never give you the sugar coated advice. And he is on the line with us once again right here in Garage Logic. And boy Josh, I have to ask you a loaded question. Does Jay Powell have TDS or what?
Mike Schoonover
Oh my goodness. This question was actually brought brought to me by my market technician Chris Dvorak of Dvorak Technical Research. Chris checks all the lines scribbles that are going on not only with the individual stocks but on with the market. Chris decision yesterday and especially during Powell's press conference which I have found to be market moving more on the downside than on the upside. Chris Chris came out and said the Fed chair has it in for the orange ban. He's got to be suffering from TD at a lot of his verbiage during the press conference around around the Fed the Fed's decision to leave interest rates alone. But the Fed of course is concerned about the short and long term effect of and I'm going to just quote the President the excursion into Iran President says will be over soon. Many people you know presume soon as tomorrow or at the latest this weekend. But soon in political terms could be speak still be several several weeks. But the Fed is concerned about the impact of we'll say quote unquote the excursion into Iran, particularly the increase in the price of oil. Oil has moved up from $65 a barrel to $95 a barrel even though the US has plenty of Oil and also has plenty of natural gas, both enough to be net exporters of oil and natural gas. The price of both is reflective on a worldwide basis, not just on the US basis but as the price of oil and even natural gas goes up and oil energy prices do go through our entire economic system, the threat of increased inflation does come back. And that Fed is concerned with that and has talked not only of not cutting interest rates, but of possibly increasing interest rates. And that does have the market. The other notion that the Fed chair brought up was the notion of stagflation. So stagnant economy with, with higher price and that that's difficult not only for the Fed to navigate, but even for, for individuals to navigate. Now one thing that could compound the Fed's interest rate decision is employment. And the Fed is responsible also not only for a stable, we'll say a stable dollar, but also for full employment. And unemployment numbers could be going up. And I just look at a few companies that have recently announced large layoffs or large potential layoff. First you had is block. You might know them as square. They announced recently that they're going to be cutting 40% of their workforce. You know, that could be anywhere, you know, around four or five thousand jobs. Then there's Meta, you might know Meta, Facebook, Instagram Reels or Oculus. They too are now cutting up to 20% of their work to give them a little bit more flexibility in their spending, you know, to build out data centers and, and the like. So that's just two, we'll say technology related companies. Both have cited again artificial intelligence. So as unemployment, you know, starts ticking up, the Fed is stuck between, we'll say a rock and a hard place, particularly if inflation stays higher than their 2% target target rate for longer. And I've said this before, by any measure of inflation, most of us would look at the consumer price index. That's over 40% between housing costs, so mortgage adjusted rents and they have not been going down nor has the cost of property casualty and health insurance. So if you just take those as being a large part of the CPI index, very, very difficult to get inflation down to that 2% level unless the economy stalls out or goes into a recession. The economy stalling out could happen. I don't see the economy falling into a recession. We'll see what you know that how that develops in the, in the coming months. But that has that part of a macro concern of the market as well as the price, price of oil. Meantime, some other concerns in the morning market and that is the issue of credit adversely affecting I'll say the private equity and private credit companies, individuals and other institutions want to get out of illiquid illiquid investments or illiquid funds. So these are funds that are not publicly traded do have a liquidity feature and I've seen numerous instances where these private equity and private credit firms have limited the amount of withdrawal. Now I did see a report today that money from those is moving from one illiquid investment to another. That being the non publicly traded real estate investment trust. And my I'll say humble opinion not a place that you'd want to be again these are illicit would invest yes they do promise higher yields but the ability to get money out ability to generate large profit to me ends on the slim side. Slim is getting ready to get up from his seat at the at the bar. If you're looking for yield plenty plenty of places to get yield and have that still be liquid from AT&T or Verizon to Northern Oil and Gas to several publicly traded real estate funds including Cohen and Steers Real Estate Quality Income Trust. You could also take a look at an exchange traded fund through Goldman Sachs that Tracks tracks the NASDAQ 100 and generates income with option rate. Not to mention, you know my favorite way to generate income income is using a systematic withdrawal strategy that I learned from one of my investment heroes, John Templeton decades ago and I found that that strategy has worked extremely well. I have a very very very long term track record proving it does it does work though. When you're taking money using that strategy, you know your principal will still go up and down. Not much different from looking at a high yield stock. Your principal will go up and down, but plenty of places to generate yield and income without putting it into illiquid investment.
Joe Soucheray
Excellent advice as always, Mr. MoneyTalk. You heard him G ers. Now is the time for you to pick up the phone and make the call for that free 48 minute financial consultation again with zero obligation. And you do that just like I did by dialing 955608 where you always get straight talk and never ever sugarcoated advice. Josh, as always, thank you so much for the time and the chat. Enjoy the rest of your day and we'll talk to you again tomorrow.
Mike Schoonover
Look forward to it. Chris.
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Garage Logic Podcast | March 19, 2026
Episode Title: Garage Logic Solves the Nation's Homelessness Problem
Host: Joe Soucheray ("The Mayor") with Chris Reivers, Kenny Olson, John Haidt, Matthew, et al.
In this thought-provoking episode of Garage Logic, the cast takes on a perennial social issue: homelessness in America—specifically, the massive spending on programs that seem to deliver meager results. With their signature blend of wit, skepticism, and storytelling, Joe Soucheray and the GL crew dissect government inefficiency, propose radical “solutions,” and reflect on deeper concerns about political accountability, public trust, and community resilience. Along the way, the conversation rambles (in classic GL fashion) through local anecdotes, historic context, and musings on happiness, government, and even Nordic countries’ contentment.
| Segment | Start | End | |-------------------------------------------------|----------|----------| | Opening / Homelessness Brainstorm | 02:38 | 07:21 | | Homelessness Spending Stats | 04:26 | 07:21 | | “Pie on the Windowsill” Bit | 12:39 | 13:35 | | One Honest Administrator Satire | 13:54 | 14:38 | | Why Aren’t Dems Calling This Out? | 14:38 | 16:45 | | Local vs. State/National Government | 28:43 | 30:38 | | Government Enabling / Licensing Example | 34:43 | 35:16 | | Political Dead Ends / “No one can fix this” | 37:38 | 39:43 | | Satirical Wrap-Up on “Pie” and Hobo Days | 47:31 | 49:47 | | World Happiness Report / Finland Segment | 76:53 | 81:03 |
Garage Logic delivers in its trademark style: part curmudgeonly, part earnest, laced with Midwestern banter and irreverence for bureaucracy and political platitudes. The speakers routinely veer between satire and genuine concern, with Soucheray as the steady, sometimes sardonic “Mayor” grounding the conversation.
This episode is less a policy debate and more a critique of government failure and self-reinforcing inefficiency, using homelessness as the throughline. The discussion, while facetious at times, is rooted in the show’s core philosophy: reverence for common sense, local autonomy, and skepticism of distant power, all wrapped in storytelling, inside jokes, and digressions.
Fans of the show will recognize the playful jabs (“Pie on the windowsill!”), the recurring GL tropes about “tallest buildings,” and the nostalgia for a time when community and accountability meant something tangible. For newcomers, it’s a bracing ride through a very Minnesota brand of resignation—and stubborn, rough-edged optimism.
The episode wraps up with lighthearted exchanges about Finnish happiness, local festivals (the “hobo museum”), and a final plea for trust and tangible accountability, before veering into GL’s regular news and sports coverage.
Garage Logic: Where “common sense” always seems just out of reach—but they’ll fight for it (or at least reminisce about it) every step of the way.