BEST OF GL: Black Friday edition!!

Summary

Garage Logic – “BEST OF GL: Black Friday edition!!”

Podcast by Gamut Podcast Network | November 28, 2025
Host: Joe Soucheray (“The Mayor”) with Chris Reavers, Kenny Olson, John Height, “Rookie,” Patrick, and frequent call-ins.

---

Episode Overview

This “Best Of” Black Friday edition of Garage Logic is a lively, freewheeling highlight reel featuring classic backyard mishaps, yardwork gone wrong, oddball news stories, listener call-ins, and the show’s trademark blend of Minnesota common sense, ribbing, and nostalgia. From the perils of plastic waste bins to wild news items, the crew keeps it informal and highly entertaining—spotlighting the everyday struggles, minor triumphs, and comic misadventures that make up the fabric of Gumption County.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Great Garbage Bin Debate

Timestamps: 02:16 – 19:38

• Headline Story: A woman in Richfield suffers a severe head injury from her plastic yard waste bin, sparking confusion and debate among hosts about how such an accident is even possible.
• Hosts’ Personal Follies: Joe Soucheray shares his own tale of falling into a yard waste bin ("I did this exact same thing, but I fell inside the bin." – Joe, 05:05).
• Listeners Chime In: Multiple call-in listeners and in-studio ribbing as everyone tries to reconstruct how a trash bin can incapacitate a grown adult.

Highlights:

• Chris Reavers' skepticism:
  "I've never had a bin accident. I still can't picture." (06:52)
• Listener analogy:
  "[It’s] a little bit like stepping on a rake..." (Gabe, 08:45)
• Gumption County life advice:
  "You gotta be smarter than the equipment you’re working with." (Gabe the trash collector, 12:33)
• Recurring confusion over bin design:
  Ongoing dispute over handle and lid placement, culminating in threats to perform home experiments and send pictures/video—“Gonna test this.” (Chris, 15:23)
• Running Joke:
  “Would you call a radio show and admit you fell into a bin?” (Chris, 15:49)
  “Hell, no.” (Joe, 15:52)

---

2. Oddball News Roundup

Timestamps: 20:01 – 43:39

a) Drunken Driving on a Lawn Mower

• News of a Minnesota man arrested (again) for driving drunk, this time on his lawnmower. (20:01)
• Cue jokes about Joe’s bin story and .28 BAC.

b) Bridge Cable Failure in Minneapolis

• Brief news update about a pedestrian bridge cable failure and musings over whether snapping cables are as dangerous as movies suggest. (22:05)

c) Radioactive Fallout & Earthquake Jitters

• Radioactivity from Fukushima found far offshore; tongue-in-cheek fears of mutant sea life and land-sharks, with nods to classic movies. (22:42)
• Small Missouri earthquake prompts joking unease about Yellowstone’s “big one.” (23:49)

d) Lent Sacrifices and Addictions

• Lighthearted banter about giving up diet soda, cigars, and other vices for Lent, briefly devolving into inside jokes; “No booze, 40 days.” (24:49)

---

3. News of the Weird

Timestamps: 25:04 – 43:39

a) Ultimate Taser Ball

• The crew marvels at a viral new “sport” where players can stun each other with 300,000 volt tasers; quick jokes about abuse of tasers, plus slapstick comedy anecdotes. (25:04)

b) Tomato Plant Heist Gone Wrong

• Florida teen steals a tomato plant, mistaking it for marijuana—comic disbelief and nostalgia for simpler times ("Dude, look at those buds, they're big and red." – Patrick, 27:15).

c) Drunk Driver Seat Switcheroo

• Short story about two men switching seats after an accident in a failed attempt to fool police—both cited for DUI. (27:39)

d) Porsche in Wet Concrete

• Man in San Francisco gets his 911 Carrera stuck in wet concrete while trying to beat traffic; everyone piles on the schadenfreude and visual jokes. (28:27)
• “Passerbys, of course, weren’t very nice. They stopped to point and laugh.” (29:21)

e) “Swimsuit Area” Justice

• Woman shoots cheating husband “in the swimsuit area”; riffs on John Wayne Bobbitt’s infamous ordeal with additional irreverent humor. (30:03–31:41)
• "He's a girl now, on whether he's gonna procreate." (30:40)

f) Brass Door Knocker Crime Wave

• News of an odd rash of brass door knocker thefts in Philly; endless adolescent-level “knockers” jokes ensue. (32:03)
• “You can walk around the neighborhood and see all the knockers missing.” (Joe, 32:30)
• “How old are we laughing at the word knockers?” (Patrick, 32:45)
• The consensus: never too old for that.

g) Ancient Plant Resurrection

• Russian scientists regrow 30,000-year-old plant tissue from permafrost. Classic science fiction jokes—references to Jurassic Park and Coast to Coast radio. (33:16)
• Somber note: One of the researchers dies of a heart attack just as his work’s success is announced. (34:14)

---

4. Quick Hits and Sports Talk

Timestamps: 34:46 – 43:39

• Peter Falk Remembrance: Peter Falk (“Columbo”) dies at age 83. Trivia about his career; crew improvises celebrity impressions. (34:46)
  • “Bing Crosby was the first choice to play Columbo.” (Joe, 35:10)
• Wild West Reenactment Accident: Real bullets in a staged shootout result in injuries; musings on smarter gun design for blanks only. (37:38)
• World’s Smelliest Man: Indian man hasn’t bathed in 37 years on priest's advice; jokes about fire baths (smoking marijuana and dancing around a bonfire) and skepticism about effectiveness. (39:09)
• Shoplifter Wears Stolen Coat to Court: UK thief nabbed in court wearing the exact jacket he stole; lawyer protests "wouldn’t be that stupid." Panel consensus: Yes, he would. (42:00)
• Bionic Dog: Dog with four prosthetic feet captures the group’s imagination; cues Six Million Dollar Man jokes. (42:44)

---

Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “I did this exact same thing, but I fell inside the bin.”
  — Joe Soucheray, 05:05

• “Would you call a radio show and admit you fell into a bin?”
  — Chris Reavers, 15:49
  “Hell, no.”
  — Joe Soucheray, 15:52

• “You gotta be smarter than the equipment you’re working with.”
  — Gabe (the trash collector), 12:33

• "[It’s] a little bit like stepping on a rake...now it rotates on the axle and it comes up and hits you in the head."
  — Gabe, 08:45

• “How loaded are you people when you’re doing yard work?”
  — John Height, 09:41

• “You can walk around the neighborhood and see all the knockers missing.”
  — Joe Soucheray, 32:30

• “They should play these in lingerie and it would really be great.”
  — Listener (re: Ultimate Taser Ball), 26:52

• “He does allow himself a fire bath every evening…smoking marijuana, praying to the Hindu Lord Shiva and dancing around a bonfire.”
  — Joe Soucheray, 41:10

• “We can rebuild him, we have the technology.”
  — Patrick, 42:59 (regarding the dog with bionic paws)

---

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Plastic bin accident/discussion: 02:16 – 19:38
• Odd news headlines: 20:01 – 24:07
• Viral sports & weird news: 25:04 – 43:39
• Notable humor, impressions, and sports trivia: 34:46 – end

---

Memorable Moments

• Bin Mishap Confusion: The team’s multi-segment, slapstick attempt to diagram trash bins, resulting in home “experiments” and running jokes.
• Listener Call-ins: Candid admissions and stories from GL faithful, fueling community spirit and further banter.
• Humor on the Everyday: Whether about Lenten sacrifices, lawnmower DUIs, or knockers, everyone brings a wry, self-deprecating sensibility.

---

Tone & Language

The tone is hearty, conversational, and homespun—straight out of the two-car garage. The hosts reference local culture, sports, and news with wit and affection, never missing an opportunity to poke fun at themselves and each other.

---

Summary/Takeaway

This “Best Of” Black Friday compilation is vintage Garage Logic: goofy yet relatable, rooted in community and common sense, with a nose for the humorous details of ordinary life. If you missed it, you missed not just laughs but a breezy oral history of Midwest logic in action—one mishap and pun at a time.

Transcript

[Joe Soucheray]

Just a heads up to you folks sitting with a notebook and pen. Mishke, the new podcast here in Garage Logic Land is now coming out twice a week, Wednesdays and Fridays. If you're in fact scribbling this down, Wednesday is kind of tough to spell. It's not like it sounds. You want to spell it W, E, N, Z, but that of course would be a mistake. Friday is spelled just like it sounds. You're going to be okay there, but Wednesday's a bugaboo.

[Chris Reavers]

Let me tell you people. Just a pain in the patootie. Jeez, it's hard.

[Pacific Life Announcer]

What can 160 years of experience teach you about the future? When it comes to protecting what matters, Pacific Life provides life insurance, retirement income and employee benefits for people and businesses building a more confident tomorrow. Strategies rooted in strength and backed by experience. Ask a financial professional how Pacific Life can help you today. Pacific Life Insurance Company, Omaha, Nebraska. And in New York, Pacific Life and Annuity, Phoenix, Arizona.

[John Height]

Hail the Flashlight King.

[Chris Reavers]

And now, from the mayor's office above the boathouse on the east shore of Spoon Lake, it's Garage Logic with Chris Reavers manning technology corner, Kenny Olson from the crabby coffee shop, John Height in the newsroom, and of course the rookie here is your Flashlight King fireworks commissioner and the keeper of common sense, your mayor, Joe Susherer. Oh, hi there.

[John Height]

Hope you have survived family, friends, football and everything on Thanksgiving as it's the Black Friday edition of the Best of garagelogic Reavers here in the GL Podcast studios. And I want to once again thank our buddy Matt Otto, who has been a loyal contributor to to garagelogic throughout the years, both as the poet laureate, also helping us out at the state fair a number of times. So thank you, Matt, and appreciate all of your hard work and your assistance with these past two episodes of the Best of garagelogic. And so we're gonna get right back to it here with a couple of pretty good segments if I do not say so myself. So I do hope you enjoy the best of garagelogic.

[Chris Reavers]

Plastic Waste Bin Causes Severe Head Injury.

[Kenny Olson]

Plastic Waste Bin Causes Severe Head Injury.

[Chris Reavers]

A routine part of many yards turned dangerous for a Richfield woman. Last month, Stephanie Schmidt was in her yard cleaning up before a barbecue.

[Kenny Olson]

I heard about this. My wife saw the cuts, but It's.

[Chris Reavers]

A Channel 5 story. Yeah, I had my lawn waste bin open and I was putting in leaves and things. Yard waste from gardening, she said. She was standing behind the waste bin, the large lid open. She went to grab it by the handles on back to push it forward just a few feet, to pick up more weeds. The next thing I know, I'm laying on the ground. She said, I felt that sharp pain in my head from hitting my head. Real sharp. But then blood is just gushing out of my head. Schmidt isn't exactly clear what happened, but suspects the heavy lid caused the bin to fall over backwards, tripping her. I've never heard of a trash bin accident.

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah, I've not.

[Chris Reavers]

Have you?

[Joe Soucheray]

Never.

[Kenny Olson]

I've dealt a lot with those bins myself.

[Chris Reavers]

She fell toward the bin, and the plastic edge top sliced her head open. Fortunately, her neighbors saw this, and they rushed over to help and called 911. Doctors said Schmidt cut the muscle, nerves and skin down to the bone. Holy mackerel. In a horseshoe pattern around the top of her head. Schmidt now knows not to push her bins with the lid open. In fact, hers have warning signs on them. Actually, my bins say, do not roll with the bin open. And I, even after living here 11 years with these same bins, have never noticed that. She said, I can't picture that.

[Kenny Olson]

That was my next question to you.

[Chris Reavers]

I can't picture what happened to her.

[Kenny Olson]

How does it described in that first paragraph? Maybe it's not the first paragraph, but.

[Chris Reavers]

She was standing behind the bin. Okay.

[Kenny Olson]

She's standing. Okay. I'm picturing behind my big Highland sanitation bin.

[Chris Reavers]

That's what I have. With a big lid. Yes. And the lid is open.

[Kenny Olson]

The lid's open.

[Chris Reavers]

Okay. She went to grab it by the handles on back to push it forward. I don't know what that means.

[Kenny Olson]

So she was gonna tilt it. She was gonna tilt it back so the wheels would go forward. Okay. So she's standing behind it. That gray lid is in between her legs and the trash bin. So she's gonna try to pull it back. So the wheels.

[Chris Reavers]

Well, I might bin. The handle to roll the bin around would be opposite the side of the cart if the lid was open. In other words, I open my lid.

[Kenny Olson]

You open your lid front to back. And the wheels are in the back. Right.

[Chris Reavers]

The wheels are in the center.

[Joe Soucheray]

If I may interject.

[Chris Reavers]

I wish you would.

[Kenny Olson]

Come on in, Johnny. Come on in.

[Joe Soucheray]

Last week.

[Chris Reavers]

I think we can have a little fun with this. It sounds like she's gonna be okay.

[Joe Soucheray]

Well, this will be a little more fun for you. And I almost. I didn't. I wasn't gonna bring the story in, because last summer, I. I did. Did this exact same thing, but I fell inside the bin. It was.

[John Height]

It was a.

[Chris Reavers]

You held this out on us.

[Joe Soucheray]

It was a yard waste bin.

[Chris Reavers]

What's the difference between a yard waste bin and my Highland sanitation bin with my trash in it?

[Joe Soucheray]

Exactly the same. Only. Only you just put, you know, loose grass cuttings and leaves, that sort of thing.

[Chris Reavers]

Pitch that up.

[John Height]

They have a. I have ones.

[Joe Soucheray]

Yeah, our company does.

[Kenny Olson]

We only have trash and recycling we don't have.

[John Height]

So mine's a compost bin, and it's about, I would say, a third larger, just a minute than my garbage bin is.

[Chris Reavers]

Did you fall into your bin head first, so your feet were sticking out?

[Joe Soucheray]

I. I did, and I was down.

[Chris Reavers]

Were your feet kind of wiggling at the top?

[Pacific Life Announcer]

Yes.

[Chris Reavers]

Help me, Help me.

[Joe Soucheray]

I was down at the bottom the boulevard, pulling weeds out of a little garden we have there. And I thought, was this on, like.

[John Height]

A Sunday afternoon, if you know what I'm saying?

[Joe Soucheray]

It was on a Saturday or Sunday. It was. I was. I thought, well, I can push this bin with it open over about 20ft so I can pull some more weeds. And as Rook was explaining, the thing flew because it was hanging down. It flew on my legs, and the weight got all messed up on the actual bin, and it tripped me, and I flew straight into the bin. Now I was able to crawl out, very embarrassed. And I looked up and across the street, my neighbor Tony, laughing his head off.

[Chris Reavers]

Well, wouldn't you. You can't blame. Well, he said, I still can't picture how this happened.

[Joe Soucheray]

Well, at first he said to me, are you okay? And I said, yes, I'm fine. He said, good. Then I don't feel bad about laughing. And it's become a running joke now. Every time I grab my bin, if he's outside, he'll say, hey, be careful.

[Chris Reavers]

I've never had a bin accident. I still can't picture.

[Kenny Olson]

See, it has to do with compost.

[Chris Reavers]

No compost.

[Kenny Olson]

That lady.

[Joe Soucheray]

Compost.

[Chris Reavers]

No, no. I just can't picture what goes afoul.

[Joe Soucheray]

Okay. Your garbage bin.

[Patrick]

Yeah.

[Joe Soucheray]

Wow. When you open it.

[Chris Reavers]

Yep.

[Joe Soucheray]

It opens. Yeah.

[Kenny Olson]

Opens like this.

[Joe Soucheray]

The side you push from would be the side the top hangs on. Right. If you open it, the handles to.

[Kenny Olson]

Push it down the driveway are in.

[Joe Soucheray]

The back, are on the same side. If you open the top, that the top would hang down, right?

[Kenny Olson]

Yes. Yes, they are. Because I would have the same bin he has. You have two big wheels at the back at the backside of the trash bin, and you have nothing in front because when you. You always lean it back when you're going to take it down to the street.

[John Height]

Mr. Reavers Joe, I have my hand up. Joe, I know you can't see, so there's a big celebration for you in like late September. Can I please submit this last four minutes?

[Chris Reavers]

Sure.

[John Height]

For that particular piece because we have not one, but two people on this show that are confused as to how a bleeping trash bin works.

[Chris Reavers]

No, no, no, no. Yeah, no, I know how the bin works. I think we got a guy that fell inside of. We got one.

[Kenny Olson]

We got an expert.

[Chris Reavers]

We got our own guy who went head first into one. We got this lady in Richfield and I'm struggling to understand what happened.

[Joe Soucheray]

See the weight distribution, Joe, because you lift it to push it, you grab the handles and the weight distribution is all screwed up. So. Because the lid's hanging down.

[John Height]

Jesus, Joe.

[Joe Soucheray]

So all of a sudden it falls. You're still walking. It trips you.

[Chris Reavers]

You know, what do you do when I get home and you fall?

[Joe Soucheray]

Whatever.

[Chris Reavers]

Going to take mine out in the driveway. I'm going to open the lid and I'm going to parade it around and push it. Yep.

[Joe Soucheray]

Be careful. Here's what I think.

[Chris Reavers]

I'm going to do it on the grass so when I fall, I won't hurt myself. Dale?

[Gabe]

Yes, I'm here.

[Chris Reavers]

You're on the air.

[Gabe]

So it's a little bit like stepping on a rake in that when you have the lid hanging down, it's hanging down there by the wheels. And now you tip that towards you. And now the lid is just slightly off ground level. And now you start to walk and your footsteps on that lid, it rotates on the axle and the edge of the bin comes up and hits you right in the forehead because you're kind of bent over while you're pushing. I don't get happened to me last year. It was harder than I've ever been hit in my life.

[Chris Reavers]

So the bin lid flew up and hit you in the head?

[Gabe]

No, the. The bin lid hangs down close to the grass because you're tipping it at an angle. Right. So gravity pulls the lid straight down. Now you walk towards the lid and your toes step on that edge of that lid, the lip of the lid. And now it rotates on the axle and it comes up and hits you in the head.

[Chris Reavers]

All right, thank you. All right, so I don't get it.

[John Height]

How loaded are you people when you're doing yard work?

[Chris Reavers]

My God. Here's the deal.

[Joe Soucheray]

Here's the deal.

[Chris Reavers]

Here's the deal. Yeah, I don't think I have this problem. My lid would be on the other side of the no, no, no, I don't get it. No, I don't get it.

[Kenny Olson]

When you're in I can't wait to.

[Chris Reavers]

Get home and practice with my beer.

[Kenny Olson]

Your lid is in your garage.

[Chris Reavers]

Yep.

[Kenny Olson]

It's up against the wall.

[Chris Reavers]

Yep.

[Kenny Olson]

The rail. The handles are up against the wall.

[Chris Reavers]

No, no. Handles are facing north. The body of the bin.

[Joe Soucheray]

No. Football season is going hot and heavy, and underdog is the best place to get into the game and get in on all the action. Best part of underd it is to play. Just pick whether your favorite players will go higher or lower on stats like rushing yards, receptions, touchdowns, and lots more. Get your picks right and you could win up to 5,000 times your cash. This week on Underdog, I'm looking at Josh Jacobs picking him to go higher for touchdowns, and it seems like Matthew Stafford is always a good pick to go higher on passing yards. Download the app today. Sign up with the promo code garage to score $100 in bonus entries when you play your first $5. That's promo code Garage. A underdog make picks win Money must.

[Underdog Fantasy Announcer]

Be 18 +, 19 + in Alabama, Nebraska, 19 in Colorado for some games, 21 + in Arizona, Massachusetts and Virginia and present in a state where underdog fantasy operates. Terms apply. See assets.underdogfantasy.com web playandgetterms dfs HTML for details. Offer not valid in Maryland, Michigan, New Jersey, Ohio and Pennsylvania. Concern with your play. Call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit ncpgambling.org in New York, call the 24.7Hope Line at 1-877-8-HOPENY or text hopeny 467-369.

[Joe Soucheray]

Oh, no, I'm trying to get.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh, I put it in where I could. I don't get this.

[Kenny Olson]

I'm picturing your.

[Chris Reavers]

I'm really in your garage.

[Kenny Olson]

I know where you keep your bin.

[Chris Reavers]

Yeah. And I, I, when I would open the lid of the bin in my garage, I'm throwing it, I'm opening it towards the street. Towards the street. Put in the bag of stuff, close the lid. The handles are right there so that in the event my lid was open, I still have access to the handles. I wouldn't be tripping over the lid.

[Kenny Olson]

So you put it in sideways. No, unlike any normal person would. They would put it up against the wall.

[Chris Reavers]

I don't get it.

[Kenny Olson]

And then the handle would be butt up against the wall. So when you throw your stuff in, you open it and it goes up against the wall and you pour all the stuff.

[Chris Reavers]

No, no.

[Kenny Olson]

Well, then you move Your stuff around. You're weird. You're not normal. I'm coming over after. What kind of beer you got, Ryan?

[Gabe]

Yeah. Joe.

[Patrick]

Yeah.

[Gabe]

I am in the industry, as you know.

[Chris Reavers]

Yes, sir.

[Gabe]

This is. You know with garage collection. I always. I always tell my customers. Well, it ain't rocket science. Yeah. Always pick up car. But she got. You gotta be smarter than the equipment you're working with. You know. I mean if he feels it's gonna fall, just let it drop. He could pick it up.

[Chris Reavers]

That's what I'm thinking.

[Gabe]

And you know, he's got one job.

[Chris Reavers]

Yep.

[Gabe]

Don't fall in the garbage.

[Chris Reavers]

No, don't. Don't go head first into the can.

[Gabe]

No.

[Chris Reavers]

Right. All right. Thank you.

[Gabe]

Yep.

[Chris Reavers]

What I'm suggesting to you is I don't think I could have this accident because of the way my bin is configured.

[Kenny Olson]

But I have the same bin.

[Chris Reavers]

No, you might not have the same bin. You ever show you have a.

[Kenny Olson]

They've got one. Maybe have one kind of bin. They have one same bin we have.

[Chris Reavers]

Jam packed on Friday.

[Kenny Olson]

This is. These are problems of the garage. Newsman lived in a bin for our own news.

[Chris Reavers]

Guy fell head first in.

[Kenny Olson]

He was in there for. Till his wife found him days later playing guitar. You know.

[Chris Reavers]

Yeah.

[Kenny Olson]

I mean I'm picturing Johnny Height, the poor guy sitting around doing nothing and his wife's looking for him and all she can hear is I am stuck.

[Gabe]

In a pair of handcuffs.

[Chris Reavers]

I'm stuck in a trash bin. Neil, is it?

[Patrick]

Neil?

[Gabe]

It is.

[Chris Reavers]

Go ahead, please. Yes.

[Gabe]

Hail you, man.

[Chris Reavers]

Hail you.

[Gabe]

Hail the flashlight.

[Chris Reavers]

Hail you. Let's go here.

[Gabe]

Do have to say there. I'm very disappointed though in you.

[Chris Reavers]

What happened you.

[Gabe]

I cannot believe that this. This incident with Johnny did not make.

[Chris Reavers]

Your list of my list of your.

[Kenny Olson]

Your portfolio, your.

[Gabe]

Your list of things. I've never done this stupid to the. That you can show the cp.

[Joe Soucheray]

Oh yeah.

[Chris Reavers]

I should put that in there. You're right. I've never fallen into a trash can.

[Patrick]

Not yet.

[Chris Reavers]

Close head first. I've never fallen into one. All right. Thank you.

[Gabe]

Yeah.

[John Height]

Exactly how much money would you pay to have the video?

[Kenny Olson]

When I go to Heaven. That's what's one I'm checking out. Show me Johnny Height in the bin.

[Chris Reavers]

Mark. Yeah.

[Gabe]

I have a simple question for you. Does your trash can lid, the hinge also serve as a handle?

[Chris Reavers]

No.

[Gabe]

Oh. Because ours all are the same. The lid is the handles as well. It hinges where the handles are.

[Chris Reavers]

I don't get it.

[Kenny Olson]

Yes. Yes, yours is.

[Chris Reavers]

Does it?

[Kenny Olson]

Because in the back.

[Chris Reavers]

No, that's where you're hung up on this back thing. There's nothing about the back.

[Kenny Olson]

What color is yours? What color is it?

[Gabe]

Definitely the back.

[Chris Reavers]

All right, thank you.

[Kenny Olson]

What color is it?

[Chris Reavers]

Brown. Brown. What color is it? Kind of a gray top.

[Kenny Olson]

Gray? Yeah. See, this is classic. This is. Yeah, this is. I'm gonna have Gabe go out and take a picture of mine and send it and say, this is what your looks like.

[Chris Reavers]

I'm telling you, when I get home, I'm gonna work with my bin, get to the bottom. I'm so. See, I have curiosity.

[Kenny Olson]

I want a picture.

[Chris Reavers]

I'm gonna test this.

[Kenny Olson]

I want a picture sent to me, you dummy.

[Chris Reavers]

I will. I will.

[Kenny Olson]

I'm gonna show you.

[Chris Reavers]

I'll video it.

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah, you will.

[Chris Reavers]

We're gonna be back to solve this and other problems. God help us.

[Kenny Olson]

They're still calling, too. We still got people that have lived. It was their tiny house for a month.

[Chris Reavers]

Would you call a radio show and admit you fell into a building?

[Joe Soucheray]

Hell, no.

[Kenny Olson]

Then it's out there.

[Chris Reavers]

Here's Bruce Vale from the Wall Street Journal. I'll be on the minute.

[Gabe]

I fell it. I fell into the bin.

[Chris Reavers]

Wait a minute. I don't. I don't want any more bin talk. I just don't get it. I don't. Give us a quote. Just a minute.

[Kenny Olson]

Bin talk. Was it brown? What color was it? Was it the gray top?

[Chris Reavers]

Jason?

[Gabe]

Yeah, Joe. I don't understand how this can happen either. I really don't.

[Chris Reavers]

Thank you.

[Gabe]

It's been 20 years, but I used to haul garage and we used to load up. I dropped them and tripped and fell on top of them. But not in it?

[Chris Reavers]

No.

[Gabe]

I don't know how you felt.

[Chris Reavers]

Even if it was empty.

[Joe Soucheray]

I don't know.

[Chris Reavers]

How did I fall head first into a bin? You had to be hammered.

[Joe Soucheray]

I was not.

[Kenny Olson]

I'm with you, Joe. Is it? Jason, what color was your favorite bin that you worked with?

[Chris Reavers]

Oh, God help me. One more and that's it.

[Joe Soucheray]

Okay.

[Chris Reavers]

Who is it? Ron.

[Gabe]

Hello?

[Chris Reavers]

Yeah, Ron.

[Gabe]

Thanks for taking my call, Joe. Yeah, and I just wanted to say that in March 3rd this year, I was walking from the back of my house to the front to check my mail, and the wind was blowing just to beat heck. And it's only about 35ft between my house and the next one. Anyway, I. I just got by one of my trash bins and the lid flew up and it. It broke my glasses and it knocked me colder than a damn mackerel.

[Kenny Olson]

What color was It.

[Chris Reavers]

Thank you. Thank you, Ron. Be careful out there.

[Kenny Olson]

It's just take.

[Joe Soucheray]

Take.

[Kenny Olson]

Tim. Tim, go ahead. You're on garagelogic. This is the last bin call.

[Gabe]

Okay, yeah, as long as I get the time in the town.

[Chris Reavers]

233.

[Kenny Olson]

It's about 77, I think.

[Joe Soucheray]

Oh, y.

[Chris Reavers]

Like the job.

[John Height]

Greatest topic ever.

[Gabe]

Am I on the air? Are we on now?

[Joe Soucheray]

Fast breaks, buzzer beaters, block parties. They're all back. And underdog is the best place to get in on all the action. Whether you're into basketball, football, hockey, or any sport in between, underdog is the best place to play. And playing on underdog is easy. Just pick whether your favorite player will go higher or lower on stats like points, rebounds, and many more. Get your picks right, you could win up to 5,000 times your money. Austin Reaves. I've been picking him a lot this year. He's been good at everything. Points, assists, you name it. So I'll be looking at Austin Reaves to go higher in points and assists. Download the app today and use promo code garage to score $100 in bonus entries. When you play your first $5. That's promo code Garage. Underdog make picks, win Money must be.

[Underdog Fantasy Announcer]

18 +, 19 + in Alabama and Nebraska. 19 in Colorado for some games, 21 + in Arizona, Massachusetts and Virginia. And present in a state where underdog fantasy operates. Terms apply. See assets.underdogfantasy.com web playandgetterms, dfs HTML for details offer not valid in Maryland, Michigan, New Jersey, Ohio and Pennsylvania. Concern with your play, call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit ncpgambling.org In New York, call the 24.7Hope Line at 1-877-8-HOPENY or text hopeny 467-369.

[Chris Reavers]

Now, that's enough. When I get home, I will conduct experiments.

[Joe Soucheray]

The fella who called and said, it's like stepping on a rake. Yeah, the perfect description. Because your body's going forward, the thing is coming at you. When you step on it, there's no way to stop it.

[Chris Reavers]

Okay, John. Thank you.

[Kenny Olson]

And the only thing that goes through your mind when you fall head first in the bin is this.

[Joe Soucheray]

It's partly sunny and 77 degrees. Kind of sorry I told you guys that.

[John Height]

No, you're not.

[Joe Soucheray]

Twins and Rangers again tonight from Target Field. Bartolo Colon pitches for the Twins and lefty Martin Perez goes for Texas.

[John Height]

Hey, Johnny. Nick writes it and wants to know if that's what caused your heart attack.

[Joe Soucheray]

No, this was after. This was last summer and I didn't Have a heart attack.

[John Height]

Got it.

[Joe Soucheray]

Just so you know from the Star Tribune, a Blue Earth county man with a history of drunken driving convictions is facing yet another charge, this time for allegedly driving drunk, riding his lawnmower. Annoyed that a police.

[Chris Reavers]

Did you see the email that Terry said? Reefers? No, I haven't. It's a video of John Height taking out the trash when he was a kid. Oh, it's the most hilarious thing you got up here. I'll forward it to you.

[John Height]

I got it right here. I got it right here.

[Joe Soucheray]

Annoyed that a police car was following him July 20th as he drove his lawnmower down the street in the city of Madison Lake Thomas Growth hit the brakes and confronted the officer. The 60 year old wound up charged with drunken driving after blowing a.28 on his blood alcohol test. More than three times the legal limit.

[Chris Reavers]

That's what you were when you fell into the bin?

[Joe Soucheray]

No, I.

[John Height]

Well, I just watched the video.

[Chris Reavers]

Post that for the G elers.

[Joe Soucheray]

Must be a windy day for the little fella, huh?

[Chris Reavers]

This poor kid is getting a crap beat out of him by a bin.

[John Height]

Is this a. A video surveillance or is this mom and dad? Look at this dummy.

[Joe Soucheray]

It's probably a house camera. Now, Joel smoked. Not that this will do the listener any good, but your bin opens the same way that kids did, right?

[Chris Reavers]

I don't know, Jim.

[Joe Soucheray]

Okay, Never mind. Anyway, Mr. Grotha now has eight or nine drunken drivers.

[John Height]

You know what the score of that video was? Garbage can 47, kid zero.

[Chris Reavers]

Here's John Haidt in the Sports Talk newsroom.

[Joe Soucheray]

Thank you, Joe. News notes from today. Engineers found no sign of trouble during their last inspection of that pedestrian bridge in Minneapolis where suspension cable broke loose Sunday night. Mike Kennedy, director of Transportation Maintenance and Repair for Minneapolis Public Works, says the inspection in September turned up no problems with the 18 sets of cable that support the Martin Olav Sabo Bridge. Bridge does remain closed. Officials continue to detour traffic underneath. Un. Busy. Hiawath.

[Patrick]

I have a stupid question, Joe. When a cable like that snaps, does it. I mean, does it really snap and fly all over and cut somebody in two, or does it just simply fall to the ground?

[Kenny Olson]

What do you think he's an expert because he watches how they make bridges?

[Patrick]

No. Hey, hey, back down, pal. I know he's an expert.

[Chris Reavers]

I would. I would suspect, given the tension on it, she'd pop pretty good. And you don't want to be in the way.

[Patrick]

That's what I'm thinking.

[Chris Reavers]

All right. Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

Closed, by the way.

[Patrick]

Yes, it is.

[Joe Soucheray]

Come on.

[Chris Reavers]

Get it.

[Joe Soucheray]

What?

[Caller/Listener]

What are we doing here?

[Kenny Olson]

Let's go here.

[Caller/Listener]

Are they fixing it with a suppliers and a screwdriver?

[Chris Reavers]

Let's go here.

[Joe Soucheray]

Radioactivity from Japan.

[Chris Reavers]

Two tools. You know how to name pliers and a screwdriver.

[Patrick]

You should be mayor Patrick. It'd be awesome.

[Chris Reavers]

Come on, let's go Chase.

[Joe Soucheray]

Radioactivity from Japan's power plant disaster has been detected as far away as 400 miles offshore in the Pacific Ocean. Scientists say ocean water showed readings of up to 1000 times prior levels of the substance Caesium 137 from the Fukushima nuclear power plant.

[Chris Reavers]

We're gonna have some weird looking fish.

[Joe Soucheray]

While they are saying these new readings are far below levels that they think are harmful either to marine animals or people.

[Caller/Listener]

I'd just be afraid that sharks are gonna grow legs.

[Chris Reavers]

Come up on land.

[Caller/Listener]

There will be land sharks.

[Joe Soucheray]

I think you got a movie there.

[Chris Reavers]

Yes.

[Joe Soucheray]

The damage is minor but a 4.0 earthquake centered Missouri has given folks in that area a reminder that they live in one of the continent's most active seismic areas. U.S. geological Survey says the quake occurred in the New Madrid seismic zone. A 150 mile stretch between Memphis and St. Louis.

[Chris Reavers]

I don't like it.

[Caller/Listener]

4.0 does that.

[Chris Reavers]

I don't like it. You wouldn't even detect that would rattle the China. But here's why I don't like it.

[Patrick]

Why?

[Chris Reavers]

That doesn't bode well for Yellowstone. If she goes, it's over.

[Patrick]

Speaking of that, last night I was looking at an awesome piece of property. Sewage on a mountainside out there.

[Chris Reavers]

Good luck to you.

[Patrick]

And I panned out and I noticed boy, this hill it looks like. Looks just like a crater from a volcano. And sure enough it was.

[Chris Reavers]

I don't think so.

[Joe Soucheray]

Amid beads, trinkets and music, Mardi Gras revelers have been filling the streets of New Orleans today. Many in elaborate costumes gathering in large numbers soon after dawn.

[Caller/Listener]

Today, today, tomorrow's. What am I giving up?

[Chris Reavers]

I don't know. Diet pop.

[Kenny Olson]

Diet Coke. There's the ultimate sacrifice, man.

[Patrick]

Phil Mackey.

[Pacific Life Announcer]

Maybe.

[Chris Reavers]

Folks begin such an old knee jerk reaction to our upbringing. What am I giving up?

[Kenny Olson]

Yep. Diet Coke.

[Chris Reavers]

Candy.

[Kenny Olson]

Giving up Diet Coke again.

[Patrick]

You know, Give up smoking, Pat.

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah, you're covered Pat. You're covered. No booze. 40 days.

[Joe Soucheray]

No booze. 40 years.

[Chris Reavers]

John, what's coming up?

[Joe Soucheray]

New sport that involves tasers.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh goody, that ought to be fun.

[Joe Soucheray]

A lot of dumb crook stuff including a kid looking for some marijuana and retribution. You don't want to hear about for a cheating husband.

[Caller/Listener]

I bet it involves the swimsuit area.

[Underdog Fantasy Announcer]

Hello.

[Joe Soucheray]

Hi there. Hi. We were just chatting about a news story in here, actually. A video of a new sport in which players can zap rivals with stun guns has gone viral on YouTube. Ultimate Taser Ball allows players to zap opponents with 300,000 volt stun guns to induce a muscle spasm which will make them drop the ball or fall over or die. No, it's Not a lethal dose. According to this, there have been no official games played, but the sports creators insist it's a genuine and they are forming a league. The promotional video seen by more than 1 million viewers already on YouTube. The inventors say the stun guns are designed to deliver 8 milliamps of current, well below the lethal dose of 1amp. In the video clip, one zapped player warns, if you're scared, don't play. Another adds, it hurts, man. It doesn't feel good.

[Patrick]

Well, the problem is people are going to take these and use them out of the game, right? Like walking down the hall. Rookie's going to break into song and I'm going to blast them.

[Kenny Olson]

Hey rookie.

[Caller/Listener]

The other day I was flipping channels and Hangover was on and I had to wait five minutes to see the scene in the grade school class where they I'm not a big slapstick guy, but the scene where they shoot the guys with the tasers is kind of funny.

[Patrick]

It always is.

[Joe Soucheray]

There are four fledgling teams for the league, the LA Nightlight, the Philadelphia Kilowatts, the Toronto Terror and San Diego Spartans.

[Caller/Listener]

They should play these in lingerie and it would really be great.

[Joe Soucheray]

A Florida teenager arrested after he allegedly stole a tomato plant that he mistook for marijuana. Angela Cartwright of Holly Hill, Florida, said the plant was stolen February 10 from her home. She told police she saw the 15 year old grab it through her open kitchen window as she returned from walking her son to the school's bus stop.

[Patrick]

Dude, look at those buds. They're big and red.

[Chris Reavers]

Used to be just a pie would sit on the opening kitchen window.

[Caller/Listener]

The hobo come and steal it, she says.

[Joe Soucheray]

The boy yelled at her, see I have one of your pot plants and took off running, cartwright told a local newspaper. She chased him and yelled out, you stupid little brat, that's a tomato plant.

[Chris Reavers]

What a moron.

[Kenny Olson]

What are your pot plants?

[Joe Soucheray]

Police made an arrest Wednesday after Cartwright, walking her son to the school bus, spotted a teen she identified as the thief in Lincoln, Nebraska. Police say an attempt by two men to fool police by switching seats after an accident ended up with both men getting charged with drunk and driving.

[Patrick]

That doesn't work, huh?

[Joe Soucheray]

Lincoln Journal star said the accident happened early Monday. When police got there, 21 year old Shawn Walker was in the driver's seat of a car that was stuck in the mud. Police say 21 year old Daniel Krupicka had switched places with Walker trying to get the car out of the mud. Walker was released after being cited for negligent driving and drunken driving. Krupica released after being cited for no seatbelt and drunken driving.

[Caller/Listener]

Yesterday we had the guy on the scooter stuck in the sand after stealing.

[Joe Soucheray]

The beer, trying to. Yeah, his wheelchair got stuck in the sand. Speaking of getting stuck in San Francisco, did you see this picture? A Porsche.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Soucheray]

Got stuck in wet concrete.

[Patrick]

Oh, no. Like the movies.

[Joe Soucheray]

After trying to beat traffic by maneuvering into an empty lane. Motorist was trying to beat the traffic by driving his 911 Carrera S around a line of sight stationary cars. But the lane he pulled into had just been laid.

[Caller/Listener]

The car got. I hope his wife was with it.

[Chris Reavers]

The car.

[Joe Soucheray]

Yeah.

[Chris Reavers]

I told you not to pull out, you jerk.

[Kenny Olson]

If you want to see that. Posted at 1500 ESPN under Garage Logic.

[Caller/Listener]

Under February 20 is that Porsche worth some money?

[Chris Reavers]

Yeah, it was over a hon new.

[Joe Soucheray]

Was it the.

[Patrick]

Which one was it the Carrera?

[Chris Reavers]

911.

[Joe Soucheray]

911 Carrera. The man had to stay in the Porsche while workman tried to shovel around.

[Chris Reavers]

The wheels before you just sit there.

[Patrick]

And bathe in your shame.

[Joe Soucheray]

Passerbys, of course, weren't very nice. They stopped to point and laugh. Cyclist Robert Etzler, who photographed the car, said it was.

[Patrick]

Got a picture of it. Is this on the website?

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah, that's what's posted.

[Joe Soucheray]

Said it was stuck for about an hour. Etzler added, eventually they had to dig out concrete from around and under the car to get it free. He says he thought the workmen probably were angry about it to start with, but they were getting paid by the hour and by the time they were done they were kind of laughing about it.

[Patrick]

And you know, when he. When he went into that lane, he just hammered the throttle and he was mad and he was going to show them.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm going to show these guys.

[Joe Soucheray]

Police say in northern Kentucky, woman took matters into her own hands when she found out her husband was cheating on her.

[Caller/Listener]

This isn't going to be good.

[Joe Soucheray]

You're right, Patrick. She shot her husband in the swimsuit.

[Chris Reavers]

Right in the gral.

[Joe Soucheray]

According to. According to authorities 39 year old Carrie Alvarez shot her husband Javier while they were standing outside their home after someone called reporting loud arguing witness Carolina Honeycutt said, we seen them take somebody out on a stretcher. She was always so nice when I've talked to her. I would never expect her to do anything like this. Police did arrest Alvarez. No charges yet. The husband reported in fair condition. But there is no word to the extent.

[Caller/Listener]

He's a girl now on whether he's gonna procreate.

[Joe Soucheray]

Exactly. No word on the extent of injuries.

[Kenny Olson]

I've also posted that, but it's under sports talk@1500 ESPN.com and if you're looking for it, it's under Brian Bosworth lookalike shoots husband. This is the gal right here.

[Joe Soucheray]

That's the gal, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

She'd shoot you in the gray. Hey, whatever happened to John Bobbitt? How's John Bobbitt doing?

[Joe Soucheray]

John who?

[Caller/Listener]

John.

[Kenny Olson]

John Wayne Bobbitt.

[Caller/Listener]

John Wayne Bobbitt, that's right, Marina.

[Kenny Olson]

He was doing adult movies.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got to be 25 years ago, doesn't it?

[Joe Soucheray]

Oh, is it really about 20?

[Kenny Olson]

Pretty close to 20, yeah.

[Joe Soucheray]

Rook's right. I think he did a couple. Couple porn flicks. Right. I don't know what happened after.

[Kenny Olson]

After it was reattached.

[Chris Reavers]

Really?

[Patrick]

Yeah, yeah, but it was like a thumb.

[Joe Soucheray]

It was.

[Kenny Olson]

Well, I'm sorry I didn't see the movies like you did.

[Joe Soucheray]

What?

[Kenny Olson]

What, Patrick?

[Caller/Listener]

Lymphomania.

[Chris Reavers]

Well, I, I. Now that you've brought it up, I'm compelled to wonder, why would he have been in a porn movie? Well, so we could all laugh at it.

[Joe Soucheray]

There, Joe. I believe they fixed him, for lack of a better word, so that he could still perform. But I'm sure people were drawn by the.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry I brought it up.

[Chris Reavers]

I am too.

[Caller/Listener]

What do you got next, Joe?

[Joe Soucheray]

There's a rash of thefts in Philadelphia Society Hill neighborhood with police saying in the past couple of weeks over a dozen brass door knockers have been taken right off people's homes.

[Patrick]

Nice knockers.

[Joe Soucheray]

Yeah. George blood of the 300 block of Delancey street in Philly says someone stole a solid brass knocker in the shape of a hand right off his door. Middle of the day, over the weekend.

[Caller/Listener]

You gotta have that on your sounders, don't you?

[Joe Soucheray]

What? A set of knockers.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh, there it is. What?

[Patrick]

Knockers.

[Chris Reavers]

Thank you, doctor. What page is that on?

[Kenny Olson]

That's on GL Love and it's in yellow.

[Chris Reavers]

I see.

[Joe Soucheray]

What K. I see blood says it looks like whoever stole his also hit other homes along the street. He says there's been a rash of them. You can walk around the neighborhood and see all the knockers missing. That's what he said.

[Patrick]

That's like poetry, isn't it?

[Caller/Listener]

How old are we laughing at the word knockers?

[Joe Soucheray]

That's what they are.

[Chris Reavers]

They're knockers. Yeah.

[Joe Soucheray]

It was an Ice Age squirrel's treasure chamber, a place where he stored fruit and seeds that had been stuck in the Siberian permafrost for over 30,000 years. And now. I don't know if this is a good idea. From the fruit tissues, a team of Russian scientists managed to resurrect an entire plant in an experiment that paves the way for the revival of other species that no longer exist.

[Patrick]

That's amazing.

[Joe Soucheray]

The Silene stenophylla, one of the oldest plants ever to be regenerated. The experiment proves that permafrost serves as a national depository for ancient life forms, said the Russian researchers who published their findings in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States. Of course, one of the researchers said this could lead to, of course, resurrecting perhaps a mammoth, say.

[Chris Reavers]

Jurassic Park.

[Joe Soucheray]

Exactly.

[Caller/Listener]

What was the name of the show that we used to have on before we became a sports station? From the Punnett.

[Patrick]

Art Bell.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Kenny Olson]

But after coast to Coast.

[Joe Soucheray]

Ralph.

[Chris Reavers]

Poor old Ralph. Nuri, Josh.

[Caller/Listener]

Poor old Josh sat in here and listened to that so often, he was spending all his money on seeds.

[Patrick]

After the overnight border.

[Caller/Listener]

I gotta get me some of those.

[Patrick]

Seeds in a panic room.

[Pacific Life Announcer]

Yeah.

[Kenny Olson]

Well, the one really sad thing about that story is that one of the researchers that just finally this came to be, he died of a heart attack on Saturday.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh.

[Kenny Olson]

I mean, so they finally he gets this news, the seeds growing, and he was shocked.

[Joe Soucheray]

He died.

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah, he died.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh, I thought it was that you were telling us something.

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah, no, this is. No, it's legitimate.

[Joe Soucheray]

It's sad. I didn't even have. Have that part of the story. Rook's a step ahead.

[Patrick]

Good story.

[Joe Soucheray]

Rook.

[Patrick]

Good story.

[Chris Reavers]

All right.

[Joe Soucheray]

Thank you.

[Chris Reavers]

We'll.

[Kenny Olson]

We'll go back to being the dumb guy again.

[Chris Reavers]

Here in the newsroom is John Height.

[Joe Soucheray]

Thank you. Joe Partley. Cloudy in 76. Twins. Brewers tonight from Milwaukee. 640. Pregame 710. Start here at 1500. ESPN. Peter Falk has died at the age of 83. Of course, he'll always be remembered as Columbo. And he said in a 2005 interview that was fine with him because people really loved Colombo. Did you know he was not the first choice to play Colombo?

[Chris Reavers]

I did not know that, John.

[Joe Soucheray]

Who was Bing Crosby?

[John Height]

No.

[Joe Soucheray]

Yeah.

[Chris Reavers]

Can I help you out?

[Patrick]

I got one more question.

[Chris Reavers]

I got one more thing I want to talk to you about.

[Kenny Olson]

We got Dean Martin and we got. I don't know what this is.

[Joe Soucheray]

Crosby the Clown.

[Chris Reavers]

Well, one more thing I want to.

[Patrick]

Tell you and I want to sing a little song.

[Chris Reavers]

If you can just hang around a little bit.

[Patrick]

Do a little song.

[Chris Reavers]

Now I'm going into Amos and Andy.

[Joe Soucheray]

Yeah, you were pretty much. Crosby turned it down, apparently because he wanted to concentrate on his golf tournament.

[Patrick]

Oh.

[Joe Soucheray]

Peter Falk was 83 years old. His daughter said he had Alzheimer's.

[John Height]

That would have been a terrible decision if he had accepted that right for him.

[Patrick]

It would have. Oh, yeah, certainly. Wasn't he in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World? I think he was, wasn't he?

[Chris Reavers]

No, no, you're thinking of.

[Kenny Olson]

He was in the Princess Bride as the grandpa.

[Chris Reavers]

Spencer Tracy. Spencer Tracy.

[Patrick]

Oh, yeah, I know about who. Who is the one in the beginning that kicked the bucket on the side of the hill? Was that Durani.

[Chris Reavers]

Jimmy Durante was.

[Patrick]

Drives off the cliff and right before.

[Kenny Olson]

He dies, he kicks a bucket.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I thought he played.

[Gabe]

That's what I'm saying.

[Joe Soucheray]

I thought he played. Cliff Huxtable.

[John Height]

Oh, that's Bill Cosby.

[Joe Soucheray]

Don't get that.

[Chris Reavers]

John, what's coming up on the news?

[Joe Soucheray]

Coming up, we now know what happened at that Wild west shootout in South Dakota. Oh, yeah.

[Chris Reavers]

Where they really shot people.

[Joe Soucheray]

Yeah. We know what the problem was. Also the tale of a man who hasn't washed himself in 37 years.

[Pacific Life Announcer]

His tail.

[Chris Reavers]

All right, and we'll be back in just a moment. Sports talk lives here, 1500 espn. Here's Ken Barlow with your weekend weather forecast. Well, thank you, Joe.

[Gabe]

Thank you very much.

[Kenny Olson]

Sunny and going to get some rain.

[Patrick]

Tonight and then it's going to dry up.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh, my God. It's 5:40. I thought it was 5.

[Patrick]

We're going to send an ambulance over to your place right now.

[Chris Reavers]

Keep your eye on the bobber.

[Patrick]

Breathe into the bag, sir. Breathe into the bag.

[Kenny Olson]

Go ahead.

[Chris Reavers]

I thought it was 550. Here's John Height with more news.

[Joe Soucheray]

Hey, Control.

[John Height]

Authorities now say no, he's just disappointed.

[Kenny Olson]

Take your coat off your mauer shove spot back out.

[Patrick]

It's like finding out it's Thursday when you think it's Friday.

[Joe Soucheray]

Right?

[Kenny Olson]

Six minutes.

[Chris Reavers]

I lost a little bit of time there.

[Patrick]

Okay.

[Joe Soucheray]

Authorities now say it won't be the last time.

[Chris Reavers]

Probably not.

[Joe Soucheray]

One of the participants in that mock old west gun battle in South Dakota actually fired live ammunition instead of using blanks.

[Chris Reavers]

Well, we figured that.

[Patrick]

I think we figured that part out.

[Joe Soucheray]

But nobody had, you know, the investigation hadn't shown that.

[Chris Reavers]

Well, what are we going to do? We going to put the guy in the clinker?

[Kenny Olson]

Is that what Rice he called in with earlier?

[Joe Soucheray]

Yeah. Okay. The Pennington county sheriff was to give some more details later this afternoon. I just checked their website before they came in. There was no new information but apparently was real ammunition shattered a 65 year old woman's fibula. She's from here?

[Chris Reavers]

Yeah, she's from White Bear.

[Joe Soucheray]

48 year old Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania man and a 2 year old Nebraska man were also wounded. There was no immediate comment from the reenactors on their Facebook page. The group has said they're not allowed to bring live roms to their performances.

[Chris Reavers]

Well, why did they? As the whole story has yet to be told.

[Joe Soucheray]

And that's why we're expecting more details from the Pennington county sheriff. At some point you'd think they'd build.

[Patrick]

A firearm that only shoots blanks. That you can't put a 40 cal in. Or a 9 millimeter or 45. Whatever. Just build a gun that's dedicated to shooting blanks.

[Chris Reavers]

There you go. Like a starter's pistol.

[Patrick]

Sure.

[Joe Soucheray]

Perfect.

[John Height]

Or a married guy.

[Patrick]

2, 3, 4.

[Joe Soucheray]

In India. In India.

[Chris Reavers]

India.

[Joe Soucheray]

India. Kalesh Singh has as good a claim as any to the accolades of the world's smelliest man after he's refused to wash for more than 37 years.

[Patrick]

I thought he was working at CCO now. Inside joke, inside joke.

[Joe Soucheray]

65 year old Mr. Singh has not bathed or cut his six foot long dreadlocks since 1974.

[Chris Reavers]

That is not good for the community.

[Joe Soucheray]

Explaining his unconventional decision.

[Chris Reavers]

That's not good for the community.

[Gabe]

Please come visit anytime, any day of the week.

[Chris Reavers]

It's not good for the community.

[Joe Soucheray]

Mr. Sing.

[Chris Reavers]

It's an Irish Indian, isn't it?

[Kenny Olson]

It is.

[Joe Soucheray]

That certainly is, Joe.

[Kenny Olson]

The smell was really bad. This lady today is unbelievable.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh, terrible. Today he never wash. Mr. Singh claimed.

[Joe Soucheray]

The priest guaranteed him a much prized son and heir if he would not wash.

[Chris Reavers]

I don't know about that.

[Patrick]

What about stand out in the rain? Can he go out in the rain?

[Joe Soucheray]

Good question, Kenny. Not addressed in this.

[Patrick]

By the way, Peter Falk was in it's a mad, mad, mad, mad.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh good. Who cares?

[Kenny Olson]

Video of this guy lifting up his armpit to show all the community ready.

[Joe Soucheray]

And 4, 3, 2, 1.

[Gabe]

Oh.

[Chris Reavers]

And everybody in town goes, oh, put her down.

[Joe Soucheray]

Despite neighbors all the community. Despite neighbors joking that the farmer would be lucky to ever persuade his wife to have any children, let alone a boy. He has seven daughters, Mr. Sping.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh, why doesn't this goofball take a shower? Let's wrap it up here.

[Joe Soucheray]

I already told you that Josie.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh, I'm sorry. What happened?

[Joe Soucheray]

Claimed a priest.

[Chris Reavers]

Well, he's 120.

[Joe Soucheray]

Priest guarant guaranteed him a son.

[Patrick]

Yeah, if he didn't and it didn't work Right.

[Joe Soucheray]

And it didn't work up to this.

[Chris Reavers]

Point, he's only still trying.

[John Height]

So the old lady's still sleeping with this guy?

[Joe Soucheray]

Yeah, she says, I'll just make this wait.

[Patrick]

She's a desert. They're not having any kids.

[Joe Soucheray]

I'll make this long story short.

[Chris Reavers]

Okay.

[Joe Soucheray]

He what?

[Patrick]

Should we hit the panic on that?

[Joe Soucheray]

No, no, that's okay. He does allow himself a fire bath every evening. Good for you. A fire bath involves smoking marijuana, praying to the Hindu Lord Shiva and dancing around a bonfire.

[Chris Reavers]

Attaboy.

[Patrick]

I tried that for about 10 years. Believe me, that doesn't work.

[John Height]

Welcome to Sushire's new after hour club. The fire bath.

[Chris Reavers]

The fire bath.

[Joe Soucheray]

His wife.

[Caller/Listener]

Like I'm listening to what you're saying.

[Joe Soucheray]

But I only hear what I want to. In answer to your question earlier, his wife did threaten not to sleep with him, but she said it's her obligation. She's married to him.

[Chris Reavers]

What's this guy's name?

[Joe Soucheray]

His name? Wait a minute.

[John Height]

Where is this?

[Patrick]

India.

[Kenny Olson]

India?

[Joe Soucheray]

Yeah. Kalash.

[Patrick]

Plane ticket over there.

[John Height]

I'm sure she was a real sing.

[Joe Soucheray]

S I n g h Singh. Kalash.

[Chris Reavers]

Singh.

[Joe Soucheray]

Yes. Bless you. In Great Britain, a man accused of stealing a top brand of coat from a sports shop appeared in front of the judge wearing the item he had shoplifted.

[Patrick]

Gotta look good in court.

[Joe Soucheray]

Attaboy. 48 year old Stephen Kilbred arrived in court wearing the Craig Hopper waterproof jacket, leaving witnesses in court speechless. Staff called to give evidence for the prosecution recognized the coat immediately as the one he stole from the town sports direct shop.

[Patrick]

What, this old thing? I've had this forever.

[Joe Soucheray]

Kilbred was ordered to surrender the coat when he appeared in court. His lawyer said her client, quote, wouldn't be that stupid as to turn up and stole.

[Chris Reavers]

Yeah, he would. Yeah, it turns out out there's a dog on the news with four fake feet.

[Joe Soucheray]

Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, the bionic dog.

[Patrick]

Yeah.

[Chris Reavers]

Probably got the nautical nudels too.

[John Height]

No, I think they replace it and put, like, skates on him in the winter. And rollerblades so he can go around.

[Kenny Olson]

Calhoun when he jumps. Does it go?

[Patrick]

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

[Chris Reavers]

How's it go again?

[Joe Soucheray]

He got those?

[Kenny Olson]

Who hasn't? Who hasn't? Run in slow motion. Just think they're Colonel Steve Austin.

[Chris Reavers]

I must admit, I have it.

[Joe Soucheray]

Brooke's doing it right now.

[Chris Reavers]

Yeah, I'd like to get some of those feet, though, because my feet are killing me.

[Joe Soucheray]

He got those feet because he had frostbite. In case you're wondering, I saw this story earlier today.

[Chris Reavers]

What happened to his eye? His eye looked like it was a marble. I think this dog's all full of fake parts.

[Joe Soucheray]

You're still doing the Peter Falk stories?

[Chris Reavers]

I don't know where I am.

[Kenny Olson]

One more thing.

[Patrick]

Feet.

[Chris Reavers]

Thanks, John.

[Joe Soucheray]

Yeah, you're welcome.

[Chris Reavers]

I don't even know if you're done with that story, but that's fine. And now we'll try it again when I come back. And say, here's Ken Barlow. Hope he's there with the weather.